Badlands Media - The Shipwreck Show Ep. 47: Bigfoot’s Best Content - Wild Stories & Blurry Proof with Artist Jess Elofson

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Tonight on the Shipwreck Show, we’re going full Sasquatch mode with special guest @ElofsonJess — artist, Ford collector, and the internet’s funniest Bigfoot commentator. From viral trail-cam clips that somehow stay blurry in 2026 to the eternal question of “why can’t we ever get a clear picture,” Jess brings his sharp wit and zero-BS takes to the table. We’re talking legendary sightings, hoax theories, his favorite Bigfoot content, and whether the big guy is just camera-shy… or something way weirder. If you’ve ever stayed up too late watching squatch videos and yelling at the screen, this episode is for you. Tune in live — you don’t want to miss this one!

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I don't know. I don't know what's going on. He's like, I'm logging him right now. And I'm like, okay. And then that was like 10 minutes ago. So it's just, it sounds like it's just going to be us talking about Bigfoot. Tonight, I could talk about politics, too. I guess it doesn't really matter.

anymore. There's so much shit going on. We could just talk about anything. We talk about Cashel's girlfriend. Coming out here, just calling everybody out. Just calling everybody out. Like, girl, who the hell even are you? Like, ma'am. Who are? And she's like, we need to just stop fighting with the infighting and we need to focus on midterms. And I'm like, midterms. What does the fuck about midterms? Who gives the shit about midterms? ma'am we just got a bunch of freaking documents that says that high level government people and billionaires and millionaires

were raping children and then they just nothing happened they're like oh you're only going to get three million you're not going to get anymore and she's like midterms like bitch you got big foot out here in Ohio midterms

midterms you're ridiculous look who made it you made it good to see it thanks for being here Jess welcome the show I wasn't sure I just told him you ghosted I was like, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. I damn near did. I totally spaced what day it was opened up X when I was eating dinner.

I was like, holy shit, it's Wednesday. What were you eating? Pull pork. Hey, love pork. It's so good. It's all meat. All meat all the time. It's the only thing you need anymore.

It's perfect. You can put it in sandwiches. You can use it in burritos. You can mix it with eggs and make breakfast burrito. Oh, it's just so versatile. I absolutely love it. My wife's not here and I'm on my own, so I literally just ate a plate of pulled pork.

That's fine too. You could have added an egg to it, a little rounding it out. He's not like my husband, though. That's what he does. He'll just eat a bowl of meat. Fuck, you want a piece of bread? No. Just put some fuel in the tank.

That's what we're doing. We were just talking about Cashchelle's girlfriend. I know we're going to talk about Bigfoot tonight, but what a... What a... What an absolute, like that whole like thing she put on X that like, what was it like 13 pages? If you would just take out the word Russia and insert Israel, it's all believable. It is. It is.

I don't know why they're getting us trying to get us to hate Putin again. We're like, well, I don't think that's it. Like, you know all that. I don't even know what all this says. Somebody just shorten it up for me. I ain't read all of it. None of it made any sense. It was hilarious.

I tried reading through some of it and I was just like, this is just word salad. There's nothing here. She's Kamala Jr. She didn't write that. She's not smart enough. Have you listened to her music? No, I don't even know who she is. I didn't know who she was until she started dating Cash Patel all the sudden.

I only know her music because Tim Dillon played one of her songs and it was high school talent show at best. Well, she looks like she's a senior in high school. Yeah. She looks pretty young. She looks pretty young. And isn't cash like, he's like 44, 45? He's older than me. I know that.

I'll be 43 next month. Like that's not a honeypot. She's totally a honeypot. But she's, I can't, in our opinion, in our opinion, because she's suing people for that shit. There was two guys on X that are getting sued by her because they called her. a honeypot. And it's like how like how is that suing worthy? I don't even understand. How do you can you just sue somebody for absolutely anything? I don't know shit about suing people. I don't know. Laura Lumer threatened to sue me because I called her a honeypot. That was more of a joke. Like bitch you

I've called her way worse on the daily. My video went like calling them all out because we were I was I don't I don't remember, but it had Cashel's girlfriend in it too. And I'm like, these women are honeypots. They're out here, you know, trying to get your attention. They're like the honeypots of social media. They'll, they give you propaganda in their words while wearing like low fitting tops. And they're coming after all the weak men. They want you through their boobies, right?

And then they want you gobbling up their propaganda. These people know exactly what the fuck they're doing. Anyway, that video went super viral, a couple million views. And Laura Loomer is like, maybe I should just sue you. And I'm like, bitch, you can't get blood from a turnip. What are you going to get? I have a 2018 Ford Explorer. It's paid off if you want it.

If you need it, it's yours. Denny. Anybody who threatens to sue you, they're never going to sue you. Nobody threatens to sue somebody. You just do it. She's a lot of people, though. So I wouldn't have put it past her to try and take me. I can't afford to, like, go out there and go to court.

Like, that's a dumb. No, I think they have to sue you where you live. Where I live? She, she doesn't have to pay. Iowa. I got sued after the Greater Israel fucking project. Yeah, video. I don't think I can really even talk about it because they put some fucking, like, non-disclosure fucking cause in it.

They tried to take all my social media accounts. They wanted me to hand over all my social media accounts and my website. And I had to fucking, dude, I'm like 10K into that lawyer probably. But it's, yeah, I can't afford that. Pseudo fucking wrapped up. That's what they do, though, because they got money to burn. So they'll just sue you and then wrap you up in legal. Oh, dude.

My lawyer came at him and was like, hey, like, he's not violating any of this. He's totally entitled to whatever, all these usernames. He's entitled to this. And they were like, yeah, you're right. And you'll win the first time in court, the second time in court, the third time in court. and we will just keep coming until you were bankrupt. And I was just like, what the fall? Yeah, that's what they do.

So I changed my name. I just changed all my social media accounts and I rebranded everything. That was like almost a year ago. And they would just keep sending these lists of fucking demands of shit for me. And I was just like, fuck you, what is this? I was like, this isn't even a lawsuit at this point. This is just like you throwing random shit at the wall. I was like, let's wrap this up.

And they were like $2,200. And I was like, you want, you want $2,200 to fuck off? They literally spent like at least $30,000 on a fucking lawyer to come at me with this nonstop back and forth and shit. And I'm like, all you want is $2,200 and you'll fuck off. And they were like, yeah, and this and this. What the fuck else? It was, it's so fucking stupid.

It's so. Well, that's because they've got. money to burn like that like and they know that you don't like we don't like I would just pay it just to shut them up like I but we don't I fought it for like I fought it for like eight or nine months like going back and forth of them and and I was just like wait a minute here I'm spending more in lawyer fees I was like just like so what's the number what's the number for you to fuck off and they came back with $2,200 bucks and I was like $2,200 I was like you your initial suit like had like $50,000 in it.

And I'm like, well, where the fuck is this coming up? I was like, I'll pay the $2,200 because if I can wrap this up now, it'll save me another $5,000 in lawyer fees. My lawyer was just like, yeah, that's, that's actually a smart way to look at it. That's so dumb. It's so bad they could do that. It just fuck with you. B, uh, B, T, O'Dell, $5. I love your face.

Thank you. I love your face. We got a rumble rant. Um, yeah, I can't believe. leave but that's what they do though they don't sue you to win they sue you to bankrupt you and even laura lumer has admitted that like on x she's like i don't need to win to bankrupt you i was like that's right well she's fucking right i got $18 in my account the fuck am i gonna do yeah come for it bitch we'll split it nine dollars we can each get burritos you you don't even need to sue

like if that's the deal i'll just give you the 18 bucks and you can fuck off and i'll be broke if that's what you're after. Like I'm $18 away from it. Fucking send it. That's all you got. All right. Tonight we're going to talk about, we can talk about more politics too, but I'm going to talk about Bigfoot. Now you reached out to me last week and said, hey, that you had had a story

about Bigfoot. Bigfoot's something that I've always been interested in ever since I was younger. I don't know why. It's just always really interested me. And I always thought it was cool that there's some like humanoid ape person that lives in like these national forests that try to

protected force or whatever, whatever you believe. And so I always thought it was cool, but you had your own experience with. I never really took it seriously. You know, I've always loved every rabbit hole my entire life. Any unexplained mystery, but like I can't say that I ever like literally took that seriously at any regard other than like you see the Patty fucking film and you're like, oh, that's pretty wild, you know, and I'd watch every time they come out with some new one. I got some we can watch too

some of it I have one from Ohio matter and you know you laugh it's funny it's funny and you're interested in it and you'll say like oh I want to I want to see that shit until it's 1 o'clock in the morning in the black ass woods

and you're pissing your fucking pants because something comes through the fucking trees like a fucking bulldozer like you've never even heard before that's weird I get I go outside, like all, I've got animals. Like, I'm no stranger to running outside at 2 o'clock in the morning with a firearm, dumping coyotes, whatever, whatever is harassing the cows or the chickens or whatever.

And I've never been afraid of the dark. Like, I'll walk out into the dark. Big deal. But I was up at my best friend's cabin. He had inherited a cabin from his mother in northern Minnesota. of and like east of the midgy but like weigh the F up there right like in the middle of the middle F off nowhere and we'd take our families up there and it was crazy because the it was always loons all kinds of noises coyotes you would hear some weird whooping and and the tree knocks and like

we would laugh about it like and almost every time we went up there you would hear the tree knocks and like we always passed it off my buddy was always like dude it's just it's the other weirdos out there just like beating on trees trying to get bigfoot to like come and see them or something right oh they thought it was like bigfoot hunters like trying to beat him okay yeah that's and that's what my buddy was saying he goes because this happens all the time he's like it's just like every time you're out here you hear it he goes it's just got to be people beaten on the shit whatever Okay. So we had probably been up there. Dude, I don't even know. Almost a dozen times, but always with our families, because it's right on a lake and like we'd always take the kids out on the boat. But like me and him went up there alone to just to winterize the cabin, right? Drain the pipes, all that, all that shit. So it's late into the fall and we're sitting outside and it was dead silent the whole night. It was the weirdest shit. It was the weirdest shit. And I'm like, what is this?

Dude, we were even commenting about it. We're like, there is not a creature making a noise. It is, there's not even crickets. Like the whole night. And we're like, it's just so weird. And so we're like burning a fire and just hanging out and shooting the shit. And like, there was some tree knocks, right? And this was probably about like midnight.

And I'm laughing about it. I went out, I went into the garage, picked up a baseball bat, walked over it. and started beating on the tree. I was like, fuck it. Like this motherfucker wants to play. I was like, all right. Like, I've seen enough of it. And they're like, you hit the tree three times.

Like, that's their signal. Hit it three times. And I'd hit it three times. And then, like, something else would knock back twice. And I'd hit it three more times. And we're laughing about it. I was like, that's funny shit. And then all of a sudden it, like, didn't reply anymore.

So I just, we went on about that. That was probably about, like, I don't know. probably about like 11 o'clock at night. It was like an hour and a half later after midnight and we're sitting there. And this is like a cabin. There's there's other cabins on the lake, but they're all really spread out. Like you can't see the other cabins.

Right. Because the trees are so thick between them. And like it's just, you just manicure out your yard, just like any other, you know, lake house, I suppose,

up in northern Minnesota. Like, and off the man. manicured lawn like this shit is you can't you can't even see through it and we're sitting there and that's probably like 50 feet and behind my back and we're sitting there and out of nowhere something starts ripping through the trees like directly behind us it's like if a skid loader was dead silent just driving through your shelter belt. Like I've heard moose and I've bears and I've had encounters with bears in the woods.

Right. Nothing makes this much noise. It just scared the shit out of me. I was on my fucking feet. Both of us were on our feet in just right fucking now. And we're standing there and we're both just like staring at the trees and it's just tearing its way through at least like, 200 feet of trees like right in front of us i mean you can the shit's falling over trees are snapping and it just stops like they want to know they want to know if you could smell it before it came

busting through the way no i smelled nothing huh i smelled nothing at any point did i smell anything but his that was the other weird thing his golden retriever would not come out of the cabin the entire night. I've heard I've read stories about dogs and they like and Dan was sitting there like trying to drag chase outside like earlier in the night he's like you get you've been in here like all the time he's like you got to piss and finally he was like fuck it before it stopped ripping through the trees we were both into the cabin to get guns because it was like it was that much of a like I probably heard like two seconds of this and I was already on my way to get my gun because I was was just like what the shit is that.

45. He grabs his and I'm like, we're standing there just by the door and the noise kind of stops probably about the times we get our guns. And there's like a cabin here and then he had a fish house, right? Because of bears another shit so you don't ever clean your fish in your cabin. So the bears don't ever try to just rip your cabin to shit. Right. And my buddy's like, do you want to go out there?

I was like, fuck yeah, I want to go out there. Like, like, I am not down with like whatever the fuck that was, just sending me in here like that, like that bad. I was like, no, dude. Like, yeah, we're going out there. Like, I want to know what the hell that is. Like, I just came for this. And we're standing there at the door.

He's like, all right, let's do it. And we walk out. We come out the front of the cabin. We come around the side. And there's like a light on the cabin that came. between the fish house and the cabin but the way the shadows hit like it was full blackness past the fish house okay and we're standing we're standing at like the threshold of the light like between the fish house and the cabin and we stop and you can you could hear it breathing like

and it was just like dude i've got a bull and like he like you can hear him breathing this was bigger this was bigger than my damn bull like just the breasts of it and like straight fear washed over me like the gun in my hand gave me no solace at all usually like that thing's instant fucking bravery right there like you you put a gun in your hand at night and you're like, I got nothing to worry about because like wolves or bears don't have guns. Like, what's he going to do to me? This gave me none of that.

And we just stood there just listening to it, breathe. And finally, Dan's just like, can we go back in the cabin? And I was just like, yeah, dude, I don't think I want to go any farther. Like, I'm not down with this. You didn't, did you see anything? Like, did you see it? standing there? I didn't even poke my head around the damn corner because like it was I dude the feds come in for me don't put that kind of anxiety in me and it was an I cannot you cannot

describe it and it's so odd because it's there was no reason to feel that there was no reason to feel that and like I've never had that feeling outside before in my life and we did we both went right back into the cabin. We just stood there in the kitchen, probably for like, and the windows were open and we're standing there in the kitchen and then you hear it walk off. It just turned and it walked off. Not in the fucking destructive way it came in, but just, and you just one step after the other. And like if you've ever heard deer in the night, like the deer are in my shelter belt, walk next to my house all the time. You know what four feet sounds like. like I've even been around bears real close at night and that sounds like two drunk people walking and it drags its feet like

because I had a bear walk by my I thought it was two drunk hippies one night walking on a gravel road dragging their feet where do you live like what state do you live in I'm in south Dakota but that was in Colorado when I ran into the fucking bear I'm in Iowa they don't have we just had a mountain lion they put down in sufawals somewhere Dakota. Yeah, I don't live far from there. We're like neighbors. Yeah, we are neighbors. I don't know how deep down into Iowa you are, but like, I'm like 15 minutes away from the casino. Deep down, none, what casino? The casino in Iowa. There's lots of them. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't do much gambling, so I don't really either, but they built some new big casino by the tri-state border. I don't even know the name. I don't know. I don't go to the casino. I know we got one that's to here, but it's on the res. Or it's close to the res, but that's old.

I only know we have it because we went there for dinner one night, and it was no good, because there's nowhere to go for dinner here. So we're like, we'll go to the casino. And it was that good. Dude, I live outside of Sioux Falls. There's nowhere to go to eat for dinner. There's, oh, there's lots of place to go in Sioux Falls to eat dinner. A lot more than here.

We're in Sioux Falls a lot. We got a kid that place. Yeah, we got a kid that plays basketball up there for the impact. do you come up 29 or you come in on 90 it depends on the day the road and the mood and how fast we want to get there we normally would come up 29 coming through beershurt and can't if you ever go through 90 you drive right by my house I'll remember that I will and I'll take video of it next time and I'll post it for everybody and the big butts to see I'll be like this

where this motherfucker live like but we heard the thing walk off and I mean like we listen to it walk off for a solid like 200 yards and the next morning I went out there and there was there was just chaos through those fucking trees the shit the size of my arm just snapped the fuck off and laid down and there was just one big stomp and another and it was kind of swampy ground right because it it kind of the ground draws down and the water ran down through the lake and that's where all the shit's grown up because you can't even get in there to mo it's so wet but there was giant depressions in the ground like 10 feet apart so it's like that thing just it's not like it's stopped to like push

these trees over it just ran through them like lord knows like but i can't even imagine some people say they see them then they're like 10 or 12 feet tall and i can't even that it's something that big it's got to weigh 2 500 fucking pounds yeah well yeah i mean how tall is a moose I just learned how big moose were. They're fucking. Moose are massive. Like, so then you think about,

well, how much is a moose way? Like, could you imagine a moose on its high and legs? Like, that's how I think about it. So what do you think? What do you think big?

So the reason, again, that we're talking about the big stuff is that the state of all. And it's so weird because Ohio has everything. Do you remember when the,

um, it's got Vivek Ramoswamy too. Well, remember when the train derailed? Was that Ohio? Okay, and did you know that the very first recorded episode of a UFO like that was recorded by law enforcement

was in Ohio? Yeah, where it landed in that park. And it, but it ran like the cop that chased it, the UFO chased it along the same road that was right next to that railroad track where that derailment happened. Like what is going on in Ohio? Are y'all all right?

We should road trip there and find out. There's probably some lay lines that cross there. They don't have big, well, apparently they got big foots because people have just been seeing big foots all over the place. And one guy, and this is supposedly,

one guy got it on their ring doorbell camera. And this was just put out. I don't know. Again, this is really, really hard with AI and people just making shit up. But the majority of the comments on this video on TikTok, were kind of in alignment.

Nobody seemed to really be calling it off. That's the best I have to go for it. But here's like a video of what they've seen in Ohio. And I'm not going to play the whole thing because it's long, but I'll play the video. Here is a brand new pretty clear video of Bigfoot. It comes from Ohio, and it was just posted on March 15, 2026. And what's crazy is so many sightings are coming out from Ohio right now. I don't know what the heck is going on there.

But here's the first video. What the hell is that? This one actually comes from a farm. who was in his kitchen this afternoon. He looked out of his kitchen window and immediately noticed a tall, dark, manlike creature walking through the open field towards the dense woods. It walks with the classic hunched posture, and the way it strides doesn't look quite human. Its long arms hang down at its sides, moving slightly with every forward step. It also does look to be larger than a person, not just its height, but its build too.

But this video has been getting some serious attention online. So that was supposedly, and that was just uploaded a couple days ago. That's supposedly the big foot that are seen in Ohio. You see the size of the fence post in the foreground? Yeah. That thing's like 12 feet fucking tall. Yeah. So it kind of negates like the human in a big foot suit.

100% just because there's a portion of the end post in the foreground. Yeah. I don't know, man. Like you look at a cow in that same, in that same break across. a fence line like that and you're like oh that cow's the size of a dog it thinks tiny that was fucking huge and they're just not hiding anymore apparently there's a couple other videos or in people from ohio that are saying that they're seeing these things and somebody had talked about a meteor that hit in ohio i didn't see that but i heard about it but i didn't go and look it up because

i was busy making fun of ted cruz that day but fuck that guy like all the way like one one shoved no grease right up his butt. What a piece of trash. So I didn't hear about the meteor. But apparently all the things happen in Ohio. It must be a layline. You must be. I never thought about that, but there's a layline there.

All this world is so not what they tell us it is. Why do you think the big foots are coming out now? You know, for why are all the animals coming out? Like, there was a moose here last year. I've got, I've had mountain lions here around the farm off and on. They show up like every two years. You had a moose in South Dakota? Dude, one just wandered the fuck.

It was eating corn at the grain ring over here at the elevator. Interesting. We get mountain lions all the time. It just showed up. I've never seen a moose here before, but like turkeys are everywhere again too. And I asked my dad, I was like, you ever seen turkeys around here? They just showed up like eight years ago and there's just a fuckload of them now. And we get tons of turkeys.

Nobody's going out and shooting at this shit anymore. Maybe that's it. Maybe like there's nobody hunting anymore with this new, like with Gen Z. And no hate to Gen Z. But Gen Z and even like the younger millennials, like they're not big into guns and hunting and they want to eat tofu. Like that's great. I love guns, but I can't, I have never enjoyed hunting. I'm like, I can raise better tasting cows and that's a lot easier.

I don't have to go sit in the woods. and feel like I'm not fucking doing anything. Just sitting there? I don't know how you can just fucking sit there. I can't even sit there and fish. I'm like, can we do something? I can't fish. Like this feels like a gigantic waste of fucking time.

Yeah, I can't fish. I can hunt though. We used to hunt pheasants all the time. But you're not sitting for that. You have to like walk through the fish because you're trying to scare them up. Yeah, it's not like deer hunting where you just sit on your ass. I get that. And if you go pheasant hunting and you don't hit something for like 30 minutes, you're like,

fuck this. I'm out. Yeah. I'm going to go do something. I'll hit one with my car eventually. Yeah, you go drive around and then 30 minutes later, you just shoot one in the ditch. Yeah, we've done that, which is road hunting.

I don't even know if that's legal anymore, but that could be why. But that doesn't explain like the sudden increase of sightings in Bigfoot, though. A lot of people seem to think that something shifted, like something changed in this timeline. And now like,

because these are the people that believe that Bigfoot's like an interdimensional being. so it comes in and out of dimensions, which is why it's hard to ever catch one. But they think that the dimensions, like the lines between the dimensions are getting thinner, which if you would ask me and say like 2019, like about that,

I would have been like whatever. Like that sounds very Harry Pottery, right? But here in 2026, fuck, maybe. What about the UFO people? Like there's people that have been abducted by UFOs that say that they, there was little, gray aliens and fucking Bigfoot and they were hanging out on the fucking

spaceship together and just like doing whatever. Maybe Bigfoot's their pet. Who the fuck know? They're on vacation. I don't know. I don't either. But like did you listen to any of that Steve like that dude from Canada that just like, all he does is read people's bigfoot experiences that they email him to him and like oh no i didn't you sent that to me but and that dude that dude just lives in the woods right he's just been a big game hunter his whole life and he's got some great points about how like you know i didn't ask to see this shit like i didn't want to see a big hairy

dips shit like what does it do for me like it doesn't because i want i want to tell you this story and be ridiculed and have people laugh at me and call me stupid He goes, yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Like, these people aren't making it up. But at the same time, like, that thing has to live somewhere. And if they just burn down all these forests in Canada, like, they've got to move somewhere. But Steve's also got some good points about, like, how many times when people run into them, they give people like a shocked face. Like, they're just like, holy shit.

they look at them the same way we look at them right like holy shit what's that it's a fucking human oh my god i've heard stories about those fucking things and they run the other way why don't they ever like attack anybody well according so and there's that but then there's like the missing 411 files have you ever listened to those oh yeah yeah and so there are some people that believe that the people that go missing in these national parks, they're abducted by the bigfoot's, or they enter into like a big foot dimension. But that goes back to the dimensions, right?

Like, they're just a shock to see us as we are to see them. Right. But that's these people's point is that, that this big foot and our time, like our timelines have been going coinciding with each other, but never interacting with each other. But as of the last, you know, X amount of years, since they turn down CERN.

Yeah, it seems like more and more of the dimensions are kind of running into each other. And so we're seeing more things. Like there's more people that are seeing ghosts. There's more people that are seeing like things in the sky. There's the thing that happened in Florida at the mall. Like there's super weird. I know.

I know. And so they're thinking that when CERN turned on, it's got went in there, started to fiddle fucking around, right? it lessened the veil between our world and the worlds that run congruent to it. Which I still don't know. I can't wrap my head around that. Like I don't understand how there's a me in an alternate universe.

My wife loves that shit. I know. I love it too, but I don't understand it. Because I'm convinced I died at one point. I did. I got bacteria and meningitis. and I swear to God, like, I died. But then I didn't die.

Because obviously I'm still here, right? And then somebody made this video and she's like, well, you did die in that timeline. So instead of dying, though, you shifted into a new timeline. Well, what happened to me in the old timeline then? I'm just dead? Buried? I never had my third kid. I don't, I can't.

I have a hard time with that. My human brain can't deal with that. Mm-hmm. This whole world is just not anything of what we've been told it is. And I get more and more the feeling that there's there's some of these sick fucks. Like they do know and they're not telling us on purpose. And I think that's why there has to be something to that their human sacrifice and that shit. Because like all this goes back thousands of years.

even even their ball worship is 4,000 years old they find those stats and that's that's the more fucked up part like I was my telling my wife she's like I don't believe in that and I was like it doesn't matter if you believe it because they believe it clearly they believe it so like you got to just at first wrap your head around the fact that they believe it enough to fucking be killing people and eating them like that's fucked up and why what have they seen that makes them believe that and i mean they're there it's all like oh well it gives them power somehow they got the power i mean they have the power over us don't they they're all destroying our lives by fucking blowing up everything in the middle east again

like and we didn't get a fucking say in it no we didn't i just had i just had a video about that too today. You ever heard Kramer says? Yeah. Yeah, he came out and he was like, he's all mad at the the people that turned on Trump.

Fairweather Trumpsters, I think is what he called everybody. He's like, you just got to wait just because it's not happening. And I'm like, brough, brother! Like they are bombing Iran right now, allegedly, supposedly, I don't even, I don't know if anything's real. So, but we're going to roll with

that for this instance, okay? They're like killing these people. People are dying. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, I'm not going to wait. We're not going to wait. What is this? What are you supposed to wait for?

I know. There's nothing to win. They're paving the way for these investigations and these indictments. So you've got to kill the people in Iran before you can arrest some pedophiles? Like somebody please needs to explain that one to me. I know. That's an argument I get too. That's Dan Bongino's argument.

He's like there's investigations happening, so I can't really talk about the stuff in the Epstein files. No, there's not. No, there's not. Or you would talk about it. You would say, this lawyer, this lawyer, this attorney is on it. Or this is kind of where they're out. There would be some kind of public information that we would have access to

if there were as investigations and courts. There's not. You take them at their word. Cash sat in front of Congress. and he said, if there was any evidence or wrongdoing, we'd already started those investigations. He straight up said there's no crimes here. Bongino said the same shit.

Like, so they flip-flop back and forth, and it's like, well, I'll just take you at you what you said the first time before you didn't think that we might find that fucking weird. It's like, you're the one that, what, wrote books? Dean Bongino wrote fucking books and was like, I know where the bodies are buried. I'm going to arrest all these sons. I didn't write a book about it.

You wrote a book about it, motherfucker. Do you not remember? How did he just come back? Like, I would be so embarrassed. I just quit. I would just take whatever money I had, live off the interest that it makes me, and fucking retire. Which is, makes me think that they got something on him. Dude, no, stop.

Okay. This is my favorite part, right? Okay. So say they've got blackmail on you. And blackmail would would like be of like, oh, you did something horrible. And this blackmail would destroy your public image. So for us to not release this blackmail that would destroy your public image, we want you to go out and say some absolutely retarded shit that will destroy your public image.

Like they're the same thing. That can't be it. then I think maybe like but his family maybe they're threatening his family I thought about that too he looks rough he looks Dan Bongino looks fucking rough I think they're lizards I think they're do yeah let's talk about that I think they're not human yes anymore and like that's the only thing that makes sense because like Dan Bonjino and cash Patel probably walked into a room Hillary Clinton sitting there she just rips off her fucking skin face. Fucking, she's got a fucking lizard head.

She eats the head of a baby. And she's just like, so what are you guys doing here? You want me to eat your fucking balls next? Like, I'm an interdimensional fucking lizard being. But wouldn't Dan Bongino already know that? Didn't he work for them once already? Yeah, but if your secret service, you take orders from them. They can be like, you go over here, you go over there.

Yeah, you don't really get to know. That makes sense. I mean, it's got to be something so fucking wild that all of them just did a straight face 180 and they looked like somebody just beamed their souls out. Because that's what it looks like with him. Listen, this one time I was scrolling Reddit, listen, I was scrolling. And this Reddit, right? I think I've told the story before. But I caught this story from a guy in this guy.

He claimed to be a low level employee of the government. He was like a super low level employee, like a paper pusher, right? and one day he's at his desk and he needed to go get a thumb drive from one of the offices and they were under construction and so he goes upstairs and he made a wrong turn and he ended up turning into this other room that he's not supposed to go into but he did it kind of an accident because of the construction and he walked in and he had saw all like all these members of the government and they were all in suits and ties and they were all standing there like facing the front like in the in the congress hall like the you know where they do their whatever. And he's like, they were all face in the front. And he's like, and then this, this choir of young boys came out. And they were from a different country. They didn't speak any English, but they came out and they were going to perform for these members of the government, these members of Congress, all these people's in suits. And so these boys get up there and they're young boys. They get up there and they start to perform. And then all of the sudden,

all of the people in suits ripped off their fucking masks and attacked them boys and ate them. And that he said he about shit his pants. He quietly shut the door and, like, quickly went back to his cubicle and he then resigned. Like six months later. And he's like, I can't tell you who I am because they'll figure it out. But I just needed to get this off my chest. And I'm like, you know, when I'm reading this, like, that sounds like, you know, Reddit. But here in 2026.

How do you take anything off the table? I kind of believe, dude. How do you take anything off the table? Yeah. Fucking. like they're eating kids yeah they're not even human they're not even human

we're out here just paying taxes arguing about Iran and and popcorn and Q and they're not even human they're not I don't even know what to do with that so I just made cookies

when I kind of had that realization I was like you know I'm just going to make some cookies and we'll see what happens because I don't know what the fuck to do I don't know what the fuck to do people in my comments are like it's time. We need a revolution. We need to take. You want me to take to what? My street?

Avenue K? There's three people that live here. And two of them are liberals. Two of them voted for, come off. Like, what am I going to take the streets and do what? Like, you don't take to the street with your private social media. What the fuck are you even talking about?

I'm going to get shot and eight. No. God. I don't think they'll shoot you first. I think these sick bastards like to eat you alive. from the feet up so you can feel that the most it's terrible like it's

I don't know man something's got to be happening though with it because this has been going on for hundreds of years like if this is what it is then you were talking about generations and generations and generations of these beings right

these people in power 400 years of these people just repeating the same life being in power. Yeah. But something has to be changing then because then all of a sudden we all know about it.

Right? And we're all kind of fucked up and I don't know if it's going to be good or bad, but I feel like something is like something's going to pop. And I feel like it's going to have to do with the robots. And I feel like there's going to be like a big war between these lizard people and fucking Elon Musk's AI robots.

And we'll all just be here on YouTube watching like the fuck. Like placing our bets. They're crypto. I'm worried that we have to fight the robots. I'm worried about fighting robots. I'm going to fight robots. I don't think I'll fight robots. I don't want to fight robots.

I'm down for any other apocalypse. Mad Max, Asteroids. EMP is my favorite. If they EMPed us, I'd love that shit. I'd go back to the fucking 1800s tomorrow, and I'd fucking love it. But the universe hates me. So I'm pretty sure the universe is going to make me fight robots because it's the only, apocalypse that I don't want to do.

It'd be like I-Robot, like with Will Smith. Isn't that Will Smith? It looks like it. Elon's robots look exactly like fucking I-Robots. I know. Thanks a lot, Elon, you piece of shit. I don't even think Elon's human. In my opinion, I don't need to get sued.

Dude, I think. I heard somebody else kind of pointing out the timeline. Because now that, like, now that Trump's just full mask off, like, I'm here for the fucking Jews and the Jews only. Like the rest you need to fuck off. Everything from the past looks different. Everything that I kind of was like, that's weird. What is that about?

Why are you doing that? When Elon left the White House, you remember that was all weird? Remember he got a black eye? Mm-hmm. I remember that. Like, I heard, I can't, who the fuck was it? Said he got into a fist fight with Scott dissent? I heard that.

Scott percent's a gay dude. So like Elon, you got beat up by a fucking 60-year-old gay dude, but he pieced out and then he immediately says Trump's in the Epstein files and everybody's like, no, that didn't happen and fucking if he ain't, like the fuck he ain't. And if they only showed us three million files that totaled, what was it, 319 gigs of information, but they have 14 terabytes, that means. means they showed us nothing. Yeah, that's like 2%.

And they, and they edited out all, like, all the names and stuff too. So it's like, but what evil shit must be in there? That's just. I don't know if it, I don't know if it gets more evil than, like, I don't know if it can get more evil than like eating babies alive, eating kids alive. I just don't think it does. You know, I don't.

I didn't think it would ever be. that evil. Oh, I did. Well, I was balls deep in this in 2019. I got balls deep in this. I was like, what do you mean they're drinking? What do you mean? What do you mean the Red Shoes Club? What does that even mean? I had to go,

it's terrible. One, it's terrible. But two, I'm like, this seems a little outrageous. So then, I'm like, I wonder if it's ever happened before, and it has. So the Royals, this was like their thing. Okay. The Romans. We're awful. So it's not, when

you look at it in that context, it's not that far out. Because it's like this has been happening throughout history, right? For different reasons. Whether it's worshiping ball or whether it's, you know, this has been happening for 100. So when you look at it that way, it doesn't seem that outrageous. It's just as terrible, but not that outrageous. And you're like, dang, like, been wearing the skin of kids.

That's fucked up. That's fucked up. My kids ain't leaving the house. forever. I'm glad my kids aren't that young anymore. Nah, mine aren't there. They're all teenagers, teenagers, no. But I don't,

and I think that's one of the biggest disappointments. And now I've got some people mad in the chat because they always get mad when I bring Trump into this. But it's like, that's the biggest thing. Like even, you know, I can slide, I can even slide on a lot of the shit, right? But the accountability, like,

we were supposed to get, accountability. Like this whole, whatever went on with the Biden administration, I don't know. I don't even know if that. I know that wasn't real. I know it wasn't real. I don't know what it was, but I know it wasn't real. But we haven't gotten any accountability for, and that he ruined, they, that ruined our lives

for four years. Like, fucked so many people over, you know, and, and we got nothing. And then we got people complaining. They're still complaining about it. they still complain on X about it like these congressmen they're like Joe Biden this is the Biden and it's like you're in power fucking do something either do something or this is all fucking fake and I've come to the point to where this is all fake none of you are probably human and I just don't know where to go with that I just don't know what to do with that like you know think about the similarities between Biden's administration and Trump's it's it's almost like the same like Biden's like Biden's straight up showed you that like the president can be straight up fucking the walking dead and the and everything still happens right no it really showed you the president doesn't have any power at all none and that's that's what i think i see in trump right now yeah that he he is not making any of

these decisions like it feels it feels like somebody just walked into his office and was like guess what we're bomb and i ran tomorrow and he's like what No, we're not. Yep, we are. Well, what am I supposed to say? You go out there and tell him whatever the fuck you want. So he just, he just says, he says shit that's completely disconnected from what's actually fucking happening.

And the only answer is there is that you don't even know what's happening. You don't even get a say. Well, there was somebody on Twitter posted something about, like the updates that he's getting, aren't the real, like, he's only getting like the highlights. And like the polls that he's, because he's talking about. all these people, all American support Iran. Like that's not him because he's not tuned in. He's getting that information from the people around him.

So it'd be your Susie Wiles, your Steve, you know, all those fucking idiots. And so this is why he comes out and says what he does because he's misinformed. Now, I'm not, I'm not defending Trump in that sense because read the room. I mean, you can log in a Twitter at any point, you know, but maybe we're not even dealing with real Trump either. I mean, I think. Once again, any. Anything's possible right now. I got, because we didn't deal with real Biden,

but I remember when Trump got COVID. Do you remember when that happened? Vagely. Yeah, and they sent him to Walter Reed, and they were like, we're going to give him Fembendezol. Right, but he did a bunch of videos from Walter Reed in front of like a green screen.

And then he came back and he just looked different. And he was just a little more down, played a little bit. And then it stayed that way. There was no more crazy Nancy's. there was no more crazy Hillary Clinton. You know, there was, there were some, but it wasn't nearly as outrageous as it was, right? And I think that we lost him then.

Because I remember thinking that, I remember seeing him come back. Like I said, I was balls deep in this conspiracy shit then. I was like, oh man, we lost him. Like he went full fucking, I don't even know who that person is. So. Maybe they showed him the same shit they showed Dan Bongino that day. Maybe. And I guess I don't know.

But again, I can't help but think of if this was going to continue the way, keep going the way that it's going, then we wouldn't be sitting here talking about it. So something changed. Something sped up. Something happened. And something bigger is going to happen. And I do think AI is going to have a big part in it.

And I think AI is actually going to be on the side of the people. And I know, like a lot of people don't. believe me when I say that but I really do think that eventually because it can't get any fucking worse are you seriously questioning Trump's intellect are you yeah see yeah they're mad oh yeah are you not like how you couldn't be how can't you be I have questions and they're not getting answered dude I got friends in special forces the X they're out now but they got friends that are still in and they're they're all out dude they're on their way to go take one of those islands and it's like take it maybe hold it 1990 fucking never like and one of them was like

they're saying like yeah we're just hoping they send a priest with us like because even they know it's like fucking retarded because they asked for like what kind of standoff blocking forces are we going to have? And they're like, oh, don't worry about it. And it's like, no, you, what? Like, you can't, like, you can send special forces into like snag Maduro or like pick up some fucking computer hard drives. Special forces don't fucking take and hold ground, dude. And you're like none of it, none of it is even in the world of military strategics. You can't take an island and hold it without taking and holding the coast. You can't hold the coast without taking the mountains. And you can't take, you can't, you can't do any of this.

And it's been like a military known, like this is a known, that's why Sun Zoo has been. true for thousands of years because it doesn't matter your technology level geography still dictates war because war is strategy it doesn't matter what you have for weapons like the same thing still hold true and some ground cannot be taken and taking any of those islands doesn't gain you control over the straits so i'm just so confused as to what the fuck and and you listen to him on fox news have you seen any of these idiots no i don't watch fox news anymore i don't know i don't I don't I don't have cable but like I just saw him today in clips like their generals on Fox News saying like but we can totally take that island and even Brian Kilmead was like but like how do you

hold it and like what do you have for so he was like so you're taking like drone anti measures with you and he's like all the ships will provide that they can't even get a ship within a thousand miles of the Iranian coast because it'll get hit with fucking supersonic missiles or hypersonic missiles. So if you can't get a ship within a thousand miles of the coast, how the fuck do you think you're going to get a ship in for close support to take an island? Like, that's not going to happen. And then Iran came back and they were just like, if you touch our islands, we're not only going to mine the streets of Hormuz.

they're like we're going to mine the entire fucking Persian Gulf and no one will be able to move. And it's like, dude, like, if they mine, if they've even said if you mine the straight, like it's months to try to clean that up. That's not like you don't just like, oh, now I'll unmind it. Like you can't get close to those fucking things. I don't even know how you go about picking up whatever fucking who the fuck knows what they're even putting down I don't think anybody even really knows what's going on

like 100% Yeah including Trump and including anybody in the fucking White House Because they ain't given the orders That's what I mean by that It's just like oh here's what's happening You can go say whatever the fuck you want And that's why he does He's just like we won the war victory. We are

I know. This war is over. Yesterday the war is over, but it's like, they're still talking about putting boots on the ground. Like, you can't. I don't know. And I don't know. I don't know what to tell people either that still, like, defend it.

It's kind of like the left. Like the way that the left would defend Joe Biden. Yes. Was, I was like, how can you, listen, I get it. Like, we can have a difference of opinion politically. But how can you defend this? something's wrong. Something is wrong.

You have to admit that. And they just wouldn't. And so now we're here and we kind of almost seem to have the same problem with some people because they're like, this is great. Iran is a big threat to America. I'm like, since when? If Iran was such a big threat to America, why didn't they attack us when Joe Biden was president? I mean, our military was full of transgender people for the most part.

Or ever in like the last 47 years that they claim. Yeah, I get tired of the war with. or even now. How about why doesn't Iran attack us now that we are in a war with them? Yeah, why don't they put boots on the ground here in the United States? Why don't they get up to join them? Why aren't they doing something? We're at war.

Now would be the time. I don't understand. I don't understand the mentality. I think some of those people, it's the sports team mentality. Like the people that just root for the bears. no matter what, even though they fucking suck. Like, that's the people that are out there. My husband's a Jets fan.

So he gets it. I should ask him. I'm like, how can you? Yeah. But here's the thing. And that's where people are like, well, you're just fair weather. And it's like, actually I'm not. I'm not fair weather.

I voted for policy. And I wanted wars. And I wanted accountability. And those were things that I were promised. And that's what I voted for. And I'm not getting either one. So this is. nothing really to do with Trump. I'm just not getting either one. And I wasn't going to get him under Kamala. I knew that. Right. But, and you might be right, but I just, you are right. Like this, because that's how politics had always historically been looked at is like, our team is better than your team. But now I feel like we have this whole new wave of people who are like, I don't even want to be in this game anymore. Like, I don't, I don't want to do this. I don't care whose team you're on. I don't want to do this anymore. I think this.

is dumb. I don't want to fight with people over shit that I don't even know if it's real or not, you know. It's fucking hard, ain't it? Oh, God. It's the last couple weeks have been terrible here

for me because I'm just like, how, how? And I know a lot of it was bots. The bot farms have been unbelievable. We could probably get ourselves out of our national debt if we use the money we spent on bot farms to pay

the national debt. The Abbott farms are unbelievable. Ain't that the truth. God dang. Oh, we're over our hour. That's right. You brought up that Kramer, dude. I went on his show, dude.

And me and him, like a while ago, and we were talking about, like, digital currency, 15-minute cities, how you get everybody there. And this is, like, this is it. Like, if they can, if they can create, massive energy shortages and food shortages, this is how they get there. And I sent him a message and I was even like, dude, we talked about this.

Like, look at like, this is where it's leading. And now you're, I don't, where, what happened? What are you doing? What happened? And he didn't even respond. And I'm just like, so like, did somebody fucking pay you? Like, I don't, did somebody show you? it's good no it's got to be there's got to be payments i just it has to be because like i've had i've had

a pretty significant social media and i've never had anybody i won't the only person's ever threatened to sue me is laura luma i got a stack of uh cease and desist letters as long as my arm right but the only person's ever actually threatened to sue me that i felt like could go through with it was laura i've never nobody's you know marjor taylor green you know we'd done a show with her you know i've had on, you know, a bunch people. And I've never gotten like an email or nobody's, you know, knock on wood. Nobody's came to my house. Nothing's happened.

Nobody's like, nobody's offered you like stupid money for like advertising. I have gotten that from like influenceable. And all those. So there's agencies that well, you can join up with these agencies and they'll pay you X amount of dollars per post per narrative that they want push. I have gotten a lot of those. But I don't take those because. No, because that kind of defeats the purpose of what I do at the end of the day.

And so I've never taken it. But I've never had like stop doing this or else. You know what I mean? I don't think they operate that way. That'd be too obvious. So it's just money. And I just don't have that emotional attachment to money. I just don't.

If it's here, great. If it's not here, I've been poor and I've been not poor. I just, so maybe that's it. I just don't understand how you can come out on the internet. How you're not embarrassed. Like, look at your comments. Oh, I know, dude. How are you not humiliate for 300 bucks?

I saw Kramer's post. I saw Kramer's post yesterday. And he's all mad because he's getting eaten in his comments. Oh, he's getting eaten alive. And then Dan Bongino fucking replayed his video on his show. And I just, wait, wait, wait. Dan Bongino played Kramer's video?

Yes. That's, that's, he's getting paid. And that was when I sent him a message. And I commented. And I was like, I was like,

I was like, dude, you don't get it? I was like, you're literally getting propped up by the fucking pedophile protector himself. Like, you're on the wrong fucking team,

dude. Like, it's that obvious. If Dan Bongino was praising you, that's not where you want to be, buddy. I didn't know Dan Bonino has me blocked So I had just muted him

I don't want to see your fucking dumb shit anyway then right So I didn't see that He was promoting it at Kramer promoted it himself on his own page He was like look at Dan Bongino played my shit And I was just like dude That's not anything you brag about dude And he's like why are all you people like yelling at me in my comments Telling me I've sold out and we're like I was just like

Probably because you sold out like I mean you don't see connection here like read then he got then he's maybe he's part of like the Bongino

maybe Bongino hired him I don't know I can't I just can't like I can't I don't understand it and maybe I never well maybe I'm just

we're just not supposed to ever understand it I don't understand that mentality it's got to be the money people love money but it's not that Like Influensible, it was, I mean, it was decent money, right? But they were like, we need you to push. Like, because I did.

I did the whole like, yeah, let me, let me see. Is it line up with what I'm already posting about? And they were like, well, we need you to post about daily wire. And I'm like, oh, I can't do this. I'm so sorry. Thanks for me. It's all sinus money, dude. It's all sinus money.

And they hide it. And they're like, oh, like this, dude. One of the last ones I got was literally for $7,000 a month. They were like, we'll pay you seven. thousand dollars a month and i was just like why do you what like you got to know like why wouldn't you pick a different number like 6 000 like or four like why do you literally going to pick 7 000 when like everybody's making fun of like the 7 000 club that's a lot of money though you imagine i don't know it's i mean like i don't know i don't know i just it's the worst

I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do. There's just isn't enough money. There's not enough money for me to come out here and manipulate 200, I don't even know how many, 250,000 people on my ex-account. How would you look your friends in the face? I don't have any friends. I feel like my husband's my only friend.

Your own family. Nonetheless, they know your points of view. How are you just going to flip? And then even like, I couldn't face the people in my everyday love. I couldn't like I couldn't face any of even like the people in the comments that are all mad like I couldn't in good faith come out here and continue to do a show and maybe that's kind of it like I love doing what I do and if I flip like that I'd be a bear's off the map like I've just I would I'm a goal like it would be hard to talk it wouldn't it be hard to talk if you had to remember like what side of what you were on like I find this. very easy. I find making content incredibly easy. It's just like, I just sit down and like, I'm just going to tell you what I feel. Like, I don't have to think about it at all. Like, this is just what's in my fucking head.

But if, like, if you had to like be paid for your thoughts, like, how do you keep all that shit in line? That's kind of the funny shit when you see people like Freudian. They don't keep it in line because then you, the internet is forever. You can go back and find their tweets and be like, Laura, I'm already saying this. Yeah. Vote for us. Like Royal Luma, taking her fucking wedding photos in front of the Taj Mahal. You know who built the Taj Mahal? Muslims?

You crazy bitch? They're just so dumb. They are. We have to go. We're over our hour. There's another show after this. So I got to wrap. My guy, I appreciate you coming on.

You want to leave the people with a little something before we go? Oh, I don't even know. We're all fucked. So enjoy your life. Like, fucking touch some grass, pet a cow. I don't fucking know. Touch some grass. I love it.

With that, you guys, I'm going to wrap this up. I love your faces. Thank you so much for coming out. And keep her moving. Take it easy. Tell your mama says hi. And watch out for deer. Bye, guys.

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