Badlands Media - Y-Chromes Ep. 75: Israel, Iran, and Drawing the Line on War

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

In Episode 75 of Y-Chromes, CannCon, Alpha Warrior, JB White, and Cam Cooksey dive into an intense discussion surrounding Israel, Iran, and the broader implications of escalating conflict in the Middle East. The hosts debate what constitutes a justified response, whether current actions signal the start of a larger war, and how narratives around these events are being shaped and interpreted in real time. The conversation focuses on the line between strategic military action and full scale war, with strong disagreements on how to interpret intent, outcomes, and the role of global influence. The hosts challenge each other directly, questioning assumptions about alliances, long term strategy, and whether the public is being given an accurate picture of what is unfolding. As tensions rise throughout the discussion, the episode highlights the difficulty of separating fact from narrative while emphasizing the importance of critical thinking in moments where information is rapidly evolving.

That's a hell of it. All right. Good afternoon. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ychromes. And I just added in the YouTube stream because we can't do YouTube with that intro. They're Nazis over there. So I've got to be careful. How are you gentlemen doing today?

Good. Cam, you stealing my swag, bro? No, bro. I went for Alpha to go, but I'll go first. I'm doing good. I got on. reverse bro alpha go ahead i got something to say after alpha goes but what's up alpha how you i'm good but you also can't make negative comments about y tube because they'll pick that up in

the transcript real yes yes do they really are they that bad over there they are so like when you go and you say you know we can't do this because of why two they will they will punish you in the algorithm. I mean, we named our show after them. Why Chrome's stands for YouTube. So they should show us some love. Should and wood is different, maybe. So what I was going to say is we all wore black, which is fitting because we lost a real one last week and not the douchebag that you guys may have been thinking of, but you know the real one. We do. We do. Let's let's get right into that. You know that I got something ready to go for that. Yep. Because of course, The one and only Chuck E Norris is no longer with us. And I got two, this is Chuck Norris getting up to heaven. Not necessary. There shall be no knifing one another.

Everybody knows who's in charge. Me. Yes. Of course. Of course. Before I freak everybody out with that. a joke. Relax.

We're not blaspheming on this show. God has a sense of humor as well, I would imagine. That's why he gave us one. That's why he gave us one. You know, they say that nobody's died since Chuck Norris died. Yeah, that is a lie. And I'll tell you why. No, of course.

No, no, but Chuck, I love that joke. But I heard you guys say that last night. And I was like, no, it's wrong. Chuck Norris died, took over, like, Josh said he took over death's job or he's sorry he beat he beat death in a fight took over his job and his first victim that motherfucker Mueller because Mueller died after I'm telling you guys she went up there and was like let me eat this motherfucker off the face of the earth Chuck Chuck didn't die death death got Chuck Norris so let's go through and for those of you who never got to participate in these like these have been going on since I was in high school and some of the classics right here check this out be the best chuck norris jokes these aren't the best by the

way this is just hey get the volume up there this is just a minute of chuck norris jokes one minute of chuck norris jokes ready go chuck norris can speak sign language chuck norris can judge a book by its cover chuck norris can read and write braille in cursive chuck norris can command his cat to take a nap on his lap albert einstein once measured chuck norris's limits he died trying. Chuck Norris won a Nobel Prize for discovering the element of surprise. Guns sleep with Chuck Norris under their pillows. The reason Bigfoot is in hiding is because he owes Chuck Norris money. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes. Chuck Norris turned Medusa into stone in a staring contest. Chuck Norris once had a cat, now known as the king of the jungle. When Chuck

Norris touched the tiger, the tiger growled. The zookeeper said to stay calm and walk away slowly, so the tiger did. When Chuck Norris applied for a job, he hired the employer. Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number you answered the wrong phone the lockness monster saw chuck norris but only chuck norris has been seen since chuck norris's organ donation card lists his beard chuck norris managed to get 50 pounds of crap into a two pound bag and there was room for more oh that's great you guys some of those were badass any of you guys have a favorite that wasn't listed there ah man i'd have to think about it there's so many good ones over time man so many so many good ones I have, I have two. My all time favorite one, well, let me start with one of my favorites is when Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

I love that one. That's one of my favorites. But my all time favorite is it's similar to the gun under the pillow. Guns sleep with Chuck Norris under the pillow. When the boogeyman goes asleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Yes. Those are my two faves. If you guys got one, go ahead. I can't think of any off the top of my head. I'd also butcher them but man I almost feel like we should watch

like maybe like a segment of the way of the dragon Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris Origins bro two legends yeah the best go ahead Cam when I was growing up man

because I'm younger than you guys so I was a kid like elementary school man me and my and my buddy were talking the other day died that we'd come home from school and we'd watch either reruns or whatever it was with our dads. Like that was the show we watched. And me growing up around like mostly white people,

my best friend was white growing up, like my whole childhood. And Walker, Texas Ranger man, that fucking show like that that like taught me everything. It taught me how to be a man, dude. It really did. Like around that time is when I stopped crying over like little shit. I was like nine, 10 years old maybe.

And like I wasn't like a cry or anything, but like you know how kids are. Like every once in a while you get complaining about something for a tantrum. And then I was like, no, man, Chuck Norris is a badass. You can't be like that, can't be like that. Can't be like that. J.B., do you remember going to see Way of the Dragon in theaters?

No? Look, I told you, I'm not a movie guy. And the whole Chuck Norse thing, listen, listen, we used to talk about these WBCA movies, you know? White. Tell him. White boy kicking ass. Oh, I got it. I didn't even know what it was.

I got it. White boy kicking ass. There's business. All right. So let's real quick, if you guys want in the chat, by the way, JBA coming out, JBA 512, coming out with rant right off the rip there saying sent with Rumble wallet. I believe. Let me check.

Let me check. Tipped via Rumble wallet. So it only shows us the amount on here, but on the Rant API. I saw it. So JBA, thank you so much. We appreciate that. So if you guys want to put your Chuck Norris jokes in the chat while we play a little bit of the way of the dragon, Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris. We'll read those when we get back. But before we do that, Spotzel says Chuck Norris died more than a decade ago, but the grim reaper didn't have the courage to tell him. And just for J.B., you know Chuck Norris is black, right? Oh, Jesus.

and Asian and Mexican and Russian I've heard this one Chuck Norris is everything baby Liberty line says Chuck Norris does not have a chin

under his beard only a third fist All right let's go ahead and play just a couple minutes of Chuck Norris for Bruce Lee and Way of the Dragon The onions cry

with Chonorous cuts them All right, this is a Chuck Norris tribute, not a Bruce Lee tribute. We're not going to play Bruce Lee going to town on Chuckie. That part's legit, though, man. Wait a minute. He was whooping Bruce Lee's head? Oh, I'm going to land that there. And that's actually a really good moment.

What is that? The Way of the Dragon. Oh, that's what the way of that. Okay. Yeah, man. It's like an all-time classic. classic. You know, you know it's a good segue? We got to talk about our sponsors.

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I think that is the best. I think that is the best one. The BB little leprechaun is good. Oh, that's good. I don't know if it beats Alpha's Kung Fu Master. The best was the way it started. like we're literally on Onlyland and Brian was like

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What are we looking at here? Oh, my wife sent me something and said, I got to watch it. And this is, I think this is going to be for you, Cam. Oh, yeah. Well,

that was your age, I was. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's all the Guinness Book of World. Or not left because he is always Chuck Norris can shave his beard with a chainsaw. Actually, I can shave a chainsaw with my... It can scare a ghost.

Chuck Norris was here, and he shows... When you're looking a lion in the river, and both of you see Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes mountain biking and the trees don't move out of his way, after this act, Hulk decided to be Shrek. First once ate a bowl of alphabet soup, 24 hours later, he wrote a bestselling.

Chuck Norris is the father of rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to kindergarten after dropping up. I decided to put Chuck Norris as a wallpaper. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris can translate animal sounds. How old are you? Oh, that was good. That was good. The GPS one is similar to Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.

she just decides what time it is. We got a few in the chat. Go ahead. The Chuck Norris kicking the phone screen. That's epic, if I had a cracked phone and I didn't, you know, I couldn't afford a new screen,

that would totally be my background. Yes, dude. So Liberty Lion says Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down. Thanks for stealing my thunder. Time waits for no man unless that man is Chuck Norris, Liberty Lion. Matthew Trump says Walker, Texas Ranger ran from 93 to 2001, basically same as the Clinton presidency, the necessary culture counterweight we needed.

Yes. Good point, man. Did you see Mystic fire? Chuck Norse doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. Mystic Fire also said when Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry. Yes. Liberty Lion, Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face.

That's why they are now called giraffes. I thought that one. It's Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse, and that's why today we have drafts. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. That's from empty guns. Liberty Line, Chuck Norris tears

tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Mystic Fire, we read that one. Liberty Lion, the most people fear the Reaper, Chuck Norris considers him a promising rookie. Liberty line, yes, I wish I could stay

wait for oh that's not it uh i think that might be it that is it we are officially closing the chuck norris joke chuck norris doesn't do online forms because he never submits um all right so moving on again rest and peace to chuck norris an absolute legend yes and uh we'll be missed forever um alpha last week we tried to encourage you more to get involved in hockey to get into hockey and we played you one of the most fantastic goals I've ever seen and then of course in hockey fashion the very next week we got another one

it's insane balls on that motherfucker yeah that's incredible it's him on that Argusinso and bring us it's insane balls on that motherfucker Wow.

I look in full speed. Even, even professionals would trip doing that. In full speed, you look and you're like, what did I just watch? You don't realize it until it's slowed down that he went behind the back and went four hole. Just insane, man. You can't see the puck. You can't see the puck when it's behind you. That was awesome.

That's insane, you know, wherewithal. So, you know, football. That dude smash his goals like I used to smash. Oh. Why you mute me? Why didn't? I didn't. You muted yourself, bro.

You muted yourself. You muted yourself. I still don't know what you said. I still don't know what you said. I know. That guy wouldn't have scored on Chuck Norris. You know, so I don't know if you've seen this, but this was in the, I think this was a high school championship game. looks like the Hamilton Huskies.

Bro, they're down 24 to 7. All right, with a minute 11 to go in the 4th. Impossible. Impossible. Matthew Crenetta, moving to 4 for 4. He mentioned the name of the school that beat them. It was Chandler. They called the school just up the road, just up north of Hamilton High School.

But this Huskies team's got a shot for Hamilton. Two timeouts for the Huskies down two scores. Mark you're rolling back on the money that throws pure. That might be it for him. I'm Coach G. I might be putting an end of this. I'm going to protect you from yourself at this point in time. He's waving him off. He's waving him off again.

Wow. He's a tough dude, man. He wants to get this touchdown. Are you not entertained? Have a meaningful impact on the game. But he wants to stay out here and keep battling with his squad. Inside the 20. The give is to Nick Switzer and the running back puts his shoulder down,

reaches for the goal line. Brunel. I like that Mark Brunel comparison as he throws a touchdown pass right there. To a very nice one I think for the Bishop Gorman players. Here's another try for the outside kick for Hamilton. They just recovered another one! It's Cooper Leuke again! They start in Bishop Gorman territory. Markio to throw. He's got his man complete. Christian and I. When he's two-s-timeout, you know one timeout left. Two safeties deep. Markio sees an open patch of grass and he takes it. Slopheon. Now, let's see what the Huskies can do.

There we go, Marquio, the West Virginia commit. throws a strike over the middle. Touchdown Huskies! And the offense is coming out. Mike Zedepski is going for. Nico Marquio, the West Virginia commit, rolls to his left. Here comes the pressure. He's in.

Hamilton leads. Bro, 17 points in a minute 11. That's one of the games yours. to lose. Yeah. Oh, man. Dude, the guy, you saw the pain he was in when he had that ankle injury to, you know, he's like, I got this.

Keep me in. And they're down two scores at that point. It's not like this is the drive. I got to be here. They're still down two scores. It's all hope. I mean, betting odds, you're like 99.9 to 1. You lost one on side already.

How do you not have everybody and their mother up on that? Did you see how soft that onside coverage was? Yep. That's one, I'm not going to fully blame the coach. That's a team that just don't want to fucking win at that point. But that coach should have, he should have, he should have corrected that. You can lose one onside. I'll give you that.

No fucking way is losing too acceptable. Bishop Gorman's known as like a powerhouse nationally too. Like they, they're always playing on TV and stuff. I think they're from Nevada. Is that who that was? Yeah, it said Bishop Gorman and then the Hamilton from Arizona. Somebody needs to go do AI and have that number eight quarterback take his helmet off and it'd be Chuck Norris. Yes, yes.

That is damn impressive, man. And that kid, that kid had the heart. He picks up like a 40-yard run and then he's the one that bootlegs in the two-point conversion for the win. That is, that is guts right there, man. That's like, speaking of, you know. dead celebrities that's like James van der beek in varsity blues right there I don't want you're alive dude that that coach told the other coach I got no respect for you yeah not only did I do the unthinkable I'm gonna go for two now

why because fuck you that's why well he says we're not going to overtime let's just we're not supposed to be here we're on borrowed we're on borrowed time borrowed money you know we're playing with house money at this point let's go for the W and if we don't, it's still a great comeback. Like it's, even if they didn't get the two right there, that comeback would be talked about. Because they got the two and they won it, it's maybe one of the greatest comebacks in football history. Not, you know, because it's high school, but.

Yeah. And the other team was in shock. You can't play defense when your ass is in shop. It's over. Yeah. It's like everything's going your way. You're like, shit, if we go deep, they're just going to dump it off on a little out route and get, you know, 10, 15 yards on a, and stop the clock.

but we got it we can't get burned deep and then they just go right over the middle on the last play and it's wide open well here's the thing in high school's not pro football you know that it's structured different in that situation you blit so you force the quick pass so you tackle in bounce you sell many times they got out of bounce you can give up the quick you can give up the quick pass in football because you tackle them in bounce yeah they they don't have enough timeouts to stop the clock like there there's there's simple strategy that coach could have used to to in that game yep yeah i don't disagree i don't disagree that that coach walked away with the other coach's wife and the and and and the quarterback walked away with the other team's cheerleaders bro that's what all all the

all the cheerleaders and i hate to say but the 90 95 percent of the other the other football team turn gay and that's only because the other 5% was already gay. You can't say that, man. You can't say that. Why? I don't know. I'm totally kidding. Totally kidding. That's like it's like the freaking leftist

podcast. You can't say that he's gay. It's not right. NASCAR. What the fuck did NASCAR do this week? Did you see this shit? I don't, I don't mean. I barely want to talk about what we got to talk about it, man. What happened? They kicked a driver out of NASCAR. They suspended him indefinitely because he made fun of an indie driver.

gay by using a gay accent which is my favorite part gay accent Chuck Norse can never be gay because he turns him into pussies I've never heard that one before that might be my new favorite I new favorite one right there that's awesome so the man did some kind of faggity Yeah, here, here, let me, I got it right here. I got it right here. That was so good, awful. And they suspended him?

Indefinitely. I didn't know what he raised or anything. We did some, like, St. Pete, um, promo stuff, and he was at it. And I thought he was more like the indie next guys or like the Mioda guy or something. I didn't know. Sorry, Emma. He plays for the other team, I think. And I was like, I was like, so what do y'all raise any ovals?

And he was like, distrata. asked him that question like yeah we race Nashville and Iowa I didn't know me out as much in Nashville it's like oh my gosh yes they race Indiana love any of them love you Roger as soon as I start doing a David Maluccas gay voice I had a gold so let's keep it going We're just going to talk like this, like, miss a goal. That's the extent of it.

He got suspended from it. That is whack. That's TikTok that did that, right? Or was it YouTube? No, he got suspended from NASCAR. Wait. What? Yeah.

The league? Yes. Impost. No, it happened. Who the fuck has taken control of NASCAR? That is unbelievable. I don't fucking know. NASCAR has gone to.

daughter dog shit since Dale since Dale Earnhardt died yeah I mean it's been gradual but it's gotten and I'm not just talking about like I mean there's remember the Bubba Wallace uh yeah the eyes the noose bro like you got like 10 you got like 10 FBI agents coming down on on the paddocks and and I think he was in I think he was in Talladega I think you guys meant it was like TikTok or you know that's a spam that's fucking crazy yeah And the crazy part is, is I mean, granted, he's embellishing a little bit, but David Maluccas sounds like a fucking Cali boy, you know, surfer fucking guy.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, totally, dude. You know, like that. I denounce all this because I want to go to NASCAR race. These are the bigoted racist motherfuckers right here. Not me, NASCAR. Not me.

They try to hang Bubba Wallace. They try to hang that. With that little ass noose. That, by the way, has been on every garage hanger since the history of mankind. You do it so you just grab it and you don't, your hands are oily and everything else. And that's how you pull the garage down. It's been there forever. Maybe in a white boy garage.

But if you got a little melatonin to you, we all got the knob. We ain't cheap. You got a little, little like, lanyard that you, you know, it's got the hook. Uh-huh. Yeah, clean that shit up. Mine's a, let me tell you guys a joke. Mine's a dukey gold chain. I had this, this, this buddy.

He's, he's a Marine. He won't, he won't mind me using his name. He was Timothy Fix. Master Sergeant Marine Corps. Damn. So, that's a shit out of this guy. Oh, dude, he's, he lives in Southern California. Listen, he's, he's one of the, he's one of the closest people you can get to Chuck Norris.

So he, but he tried. Like, you don't need a bulletproof vest. We used to say the bullets have stopped themselves when they get fired at fix. Like the dudes is fucking cycle, right? Well, my partner, the one that passed away, Jermaine Gibson, tall black dude, right? We're at the fire department, the COC doing training. We get this new leg restraints, right? It's this little strap that you put outside the door.

And it's to keep these clowns that they, you know, they twist themselves in the back seats up our car. They try kicking out the windows, right? So we're training on putting on these these leg strings and so Fix you know he's probably about five six, you know, five seven, but you know, just, you know, eight feet of steel, right? Well, he's he's doing the training with Gibson. Well, Gibson's this tall dude, like the worst guy to use to try to use for an example in the back of a police car. And so Fix is struggling with these leg restraints, right? And just he's a southern boy, right? So he has that, listen, y'all, right?

Like, he talks like that. And so, and this is, you know, we're all still in training. So one of the senior officers like, fix, come on, get it up. And he says, like, I'm trying. I can't string them up. I just can't. So Gibson's in the car. And he's like, you ain't stringing up.

No one. Come on. What I'm talking about. So Fix realizes what he says. He's like, no, man, not like that. And everybody's cracking up. He's like, no, this white boy want to hang me. And he's like, no.

No, I don't want to hang. He's like, this white boy, he's like, we passed all that shit, man. Fix, bro. He's like, he's like transparent, white. This dude, red like a tomato, dude. That shit. That joke went on for years.

Like, you'd be struggling with someone. Like, come on, man, we got to string this dude up. Fix be like, don't be saying shit like that, man. Don't be saying shit like that, man. Don't be saying we pass that. String them up, fix. If you're out there, baby, string them up. That's hilarious, man.

Yeah, NASCAR. went by the wayside man they when they introduced like the playoff and now like the all these fucking dumb shit just let the motherfuckers race you know and now there's like halfway points and practice laps and like points in the middle like it just got uber fucking gay so david malucas maybe you should start driving NASCAR instead of indie so i don't know i also thought it was funny he's like do you drive miata's in miata class and i'm like oh yeah talk about the gay car ever me. I mean, is there a gayer car than

the Mazda Miata? Geo Metro. No, I'm not going with the Geo Metro. You know why? If you're driving to Geo Metro, you got a 9 out of 10 chance that regardless of gender, you've had a pecker in your mouth. If you...

Oh, damn. If you drive a Mazda Miata, there's a 10 out of 10 chance that your shift knob is a dildo. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying geometro. I just looked up a geometro. That shit's gay.

Bring it up. Bring it up, Cam. Bring it up, bro. Bring up, bring up a 1994 Geo Metro, Cam. A blue 1994 Geo Metro. Bring that up. I was going to say, I got a 93 pink one, but let me get fine, a 94 one. Oh, God.

A little gay hatchback. In the meantime, there's your Mazda Miata. Totally gay. I mean, I don't I can't even choose. They're all so gay. Here we go. Oh my God.

Of course, the tiny eyes picture. I got to zoom in on it. Wow. Some of the audience owned a 90s Joe Metro. I feel bad for him. Pull it on up.

Here it is. Oh my God. Here it comes. This little ass gay car. I'm not going to make I'm not going to make any. comments here, but there is a very distinct section of our population that I

can remember driving geometros, and it's not gay guys. Oh shit. Who the fuck is it? Oh, yeah. I want to know. Yeah. Hell no. Yeah. Oh, I'm telling you down here, down here. Yep. Yep. They got the flags hanging from the from the dash, the window.

If it's lighter shade of brown, it's loyalty to the Dotson in the 90s. Loyalty to the Dotson. Don't fuck around with the Dotsons, bro. Like, dudes. And to be fair, they do the same with Miatas. You know what a monster Miatas is? So they take Mata's, they take Mazzamiatas. They put a Ford nine inch rear end in it.

And then they put like a 302 or a 351 in it. And you're talking about like a street car that will like with 600 horsepower, I'll run like eight second quarter miles because it weighs like a thousand pounds. Oh dude, Monster Miadas are fucking nasty, but they're still gay. They're just really fast gay cars. I don't know.

Anybody got a gayer car than that? I mean, obviously Subaru's, but those are those are lesbian cars, not. Fiat. Yeah, fiat's are pretty gay.

Mini Coupers, I mean, many Coopers? Well, what was that one, that one wannabe Honda? convertible they try to make like a Honda

oh the del soul yes dude a Honda del soul yeah that's pretty homo right oh god that one was pretty ohmoh dude how about a how about a uh a Suzuki samurai

the hugo no the you go was a homie car man no come on T Sarge let me pull up the oh you know what was I got one here this one's totally Totally gay. Hold on. At least the samurai is almost a Jeep.

It's pretty gay, though. The samurai was for the adult that never outgrew the power wheels. Samurai? Yeah, I had a tonka truck that was more badass than that. The S-2000. Oh, you know, I like the S-2000s. That was cool. They're pretty gay.

It's like, it's like, I won't call it gay, but it was a total chick car. Like you shouldn't have been driving it as a dude. It was a chick car. It's a bisexual Mazda Miata. So it's not full-blown gay. It dabbles in both sides. Yeah. But the, so the S-2000 could rev up to 8,000 RPMs and was a fucking auto-cross monster.

That thing was insane on the track. I got a cool story for for Spoltzel, right? on this comment right here. I agree Spoltzold. I, 100% used to think that the PT cruiser was gay. 100%. And then I saw something and I realized you should bring up the PT cruiser next. That's the, that was the samurai, right? That's the samurai, which by the way, those make badass like, like off-road vehicles.

So I'm going to the Starbucks, right? And, you guys remember the original top gun right not the mavercum but the original top gun well val kilmer ice man right ice man drives up to the freaking Starbucks this isn't likeintha he drives up to the Starbucks and it was a convertible PT cruiser too he drives he drives up to the Starbucks with the hot ass chick and gets out bro gets out and I'm just like dude he just made that fucking car look cool like the car's not getting more it's just

maybe it was her shit it must have been a different version because it was a convertible cruiser maybe I'm getting it mistaken because I don't remember that one being is there a convertible PT cruiser yes because this would have been around the mid

2000s I'm trying to find I don't want to give love to the cruiser if if if if I'm wrong on this one. I think they're, oh, he had a beard. All right. This,

so, hold on. So this website right here lists the 10 gayest cars. 10 gayest cars ever made. Number 10, the Chevy S-10. Number nine. Wait,

no. What? Yeah, the Chevy S-10, totally gay. What? It's like a Ford Ranger, but for,

for guys that like other guys. What? No, I fact-checked myself. Was correction to the story. So, no, PT cruisers are still gay. It was a Plymouth prowler. Oh, that's even gay. That's like a gay sports car.

Now when Iceman gets out with the hot chick, bro. I don't know, man. Iceman with the hot chick, there's no way. It's just like, no, he flew out. That one car was straight. They have the open wheel. They have the open wheel front end where, like, you can see, like, all the connecting, not connecting rods.

the connector subframe not subframe connectors god damn rack and pinion you could see like all of the suspension components like out in the open they were actually kind of cool I'm not going to lie I like the prowlers when they came out in like 1997

but uh okay so we got Volvo wagon the Ford Ranger Nissan Xtera geo tracker Honda CRV Ford F150 this fucking thing is dumb yeah oh he does be in cars These are like, oh, that's why. Here's gay cars. Sebring, Chrysler Sebring, totally gay.

Volkswagen Cabrio. That was my best friend's first car when he turned 16 and I was still 15. What does that look like? Oh, man. Here, let me show you. 1993 W. Cabrero Leigh. I'll show you. My first car was a hand-me-down Chrysler-Seabring.

This was his exact car right here. That was his exact car. Wow. But I see that I just think, Bueller. Yep, that's a Guler. Yes, yes. Wait, here we go. The Volkswagen Gulf, the Saturn SC1, agree with that 100%.

Stob 9, 900. Mazda Miata, number five. Number four, Jeep Rangler, which I happen to own. So suck my... Suck the pussy. BMW 3 series, Volkswagen. I can agree on the three series. Maybe not gay car, but definitely a douchebag car. Yeah, yeah.

Why is a why? Dude, like you got so many like 20 somethings that I went to high school with at St. Thomas that were driving three series and they thought they were the shit and like you're just like not not gay. I would say pretty boy. Yeah, they're not gay. Pretty pretty pretty boy car. And also for the for the for the Jeep Wrangler, if you drive a bone stock Jeep Wrangler, I totally back that up. But if you're going to cams seen my Jeep, it's lifted, you know, got big. gas tires and all that shit. Yeah. If you were driving a three series, you're probably very white with your sweater wrapped around your neck. Or you're very black and you had your pants off your ass.

And the thing was also the thing was also two inches off the ground with the tires at an angle like that. And it was really loud and didn't go anywhere. It was so what was a G car back in the 90s? The G car in the 90s? Like a car that was G

like a lot of guys. A lot of guys wanted it. You guys got to get this, especially if you, maybe not J.B, because he didn't watch movies back then. But there's a, there's a specific movie with the specific scene that's playing this song, Computer Love with the homie getting out

of it. I think he just jack some rims. All right, I'm going to find it for you guys. It's worth finding. Let me say, just tell us. So remember on sit rep alpha when I was telling you about how, like, cars are my thing? This was, this was my car. when I I was 24 when I bought this car boom accurate it's X yeah as remember the video game need for

speed yeah oh yeah now that one's not mine mine was black and I had a wide body kit on it it was fucking that car was so sick I missed that car so much so much I miss that car but anyways all right let's land this conversation with whatever alpha's looking for oh cam's got the PT crew oh that's The Chevy. So that's the HHR. Yeah. What do you guys think about that one? That's the SS.

So I'll give that one some love. But a regular HHR totally gay. So my buddy had the SS, but we still roasted him because it's the HHR. And the nickname was a homo hot rod. That's what the H. So Daniel, if you're out there and you're seeing this, your homo hot rod still lives on, bro. All right. What do we got in the chat?

Sean Douglas says Monty Carlo G-Body. Do not. Wait, hold on. What's the, I don't know what the G body is, but I was going to say, don't rip on a Monte Carlo. Let me see what the G body is. No. Oh, that's a G car. I think he's saying that that's like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was going to say, bro, the Monte Carlo here, I'll pull one up. This was like, this was like the fucking, this was a poor man's, uh, uh, uh, uh, I can't think of it. why can't I fucking think of the Buick that everybody won the twin turbo not the the Grand Grand National

New York Grand National this was like the poor man's Grand National and still a badass car the Monte Carlos look at that thing very sexy Find it off of Yep you guys bring it up

I'll hit play Oh God you're so Mexican Remember you said I can see the gold rims bro I already know where you go remember you said Mexican. All right. Oh, damn, 50.

Don't you know. All right. All right. As long as it's not a convertible, though, it has to be the notchback, 5.0. Why didn't you play vanilla ice and his white? 500 um mustang that thing was sick remember that one from eyesight was it ice ice baby oh no vanilla ice ice baby he had that white Mustang all white interior no nobody they're not well that's his only big hit right yeah i think so does it mustang gt 540 no

you got to bring it up one more time because that without the soundboard had to fix it you got to see that same little clip but you got to see what the music so this is Give me 30 more seconds real quick Oh, you can't even see it Pull it up All right, there we go You have powers Oh wait, no you don't

It lets me do everything but bring it up Wait for it here it comes Yeah Boy Where the honey's at This is a young J.B right here Calm down, baby, that's one of my reflexes.

Calm down, baby. The days of the pager, baby. Let me see if I can find real quick. If you guys remember in varsity blues, do you remember? Do you remember? Remember getting that and he went like this? Check that deeper.

I wanted a deeper so bad when I was a kid, but by the time I was old enough to have one, there were cell phones. I was actually pissed when cell phones came out. I was like, ma'er. I get a beeper now. One beeper meant you were a player. Two beepers meant you sold drugs. Three beepers meant you were cheating on your wife, selling drugs.

Do you guys remember in varsity blues, the teacher's car, the stripper? I can't find it, but she had a white, like 97, 98 Mustang, Celine Mustang, with white with white. Grims. That thing was so fucking sick, dude. I can't find a picture of it though. So we'll move on. I failed. I failed. All right. Let's do, uh, so let me give you guys a heads up on this because I had an idea. I wanted game storm a list. Brainstorm. Game storm. Brainstorm. Brainstorm. Brainstorm a list of what you guys would put. I, I, I'm sure Alpha probably has one. Cam, maybe J.B. most definitely not. Do you guys have bugout bags or go bags?

Alpha has one. I know that for sure. Cam, you got a go bag? No, I know where shit is. No, that's not. I know, I know. I know. I know where shit is and I got a bag. J.B., you got a go bag?

J.B. is like, if that shit comes to fruition, man, I'm just going to, I'm just going to fight it out here right in my house. And it is what it is. I ain't leaving. I've been here. How long you live? Been here forever. I'm not leaving. So Alpha, you already have it. Cam, maybe we'll play a game with you since you don't have one, but you need to make one. We're going to encourage you to make one. Let's go ahead and play this.

So this is how to make a trip alarm, which would come in handy if you ever had to bug out, except for I don't like the alerting device on the end of this. All right, we don't need the fucking volume. So you take a close hanger, split it apart, take a battery, glue it to one end, the top end of one. Take a couple thumbtacks, put it at the, well, never mind. I'm getting ahead of myself. Connect them to two wires.

Put them in the ends of the paper, the clothes hanger, close pin. All right, with the battery, got it hooked up to the positive and negative leads. All right. Now you put the close pin back together. Maybe not yet. I'm getting ahead of myself. trying to talk this through. So, all right, so there you got your connection,

your positive and negative on the battery. And then he's got like something flammable at the end, but we'll get into that in a second. Then you take a piece of paper, cardboard, anything that's not conductive, tire wire, rope to it, and then you put it across, you know, space if you want to set up a trip wire around your perimeter,

like if you ever have to camp somewhere. And then you have the flame at the end. So if you're doing this at night or something, You'll maybe hear the flame, you know, ignite, but most more than likely you'll see it. I'm not a big fan of that. I think there's better things that you could put at the end as signaling devices. But, you know, if you ever do have to bug out at night, you want to make sure your perimeter secure, right? You're not going to, you're not going to sit there and do watch if it's like, say it's just me and my wife, that bug out.

I'm not going to be like, okay, you stay awake. I'm going to go to sleep. Okay. And then I'll go to sleep. You stay awake and keep perimeters, right? First off, I sleep like a fucking log, so good luck, waking my... Although in that situation, I would not sleep like a log. And you never do fire watch with just two people.

It's too risky. Exactly. It's too risky. One person falls asleep and all of a sudden you're overran. So just a little tripwire ID there. You can, like Liberty says, lights and explosive. Yeah, you can have a firecracker at the end. Because not only is that can alert you, but it's also going to scare off whoever, you know,

just crossed your point. perimeter. And so just a little idea there. Now, so let's get into the bugout bag. All right. And for those that don't know, a bug out bag is literally your bare bone essentials that if shit ever hit the fan, you got a backpack sized element that you can throw over your shoulder and get out of town, get out of Dodge, and you've got enough stuff to survive

off grid for usually I would figure. I don't know. What would you say alpha about a week? I'd say a week. A week, yeah. So I have a list of... Because you don't want it to get too heavy on you because... Exactly. Mobility is key right there. So Alpha, what do you got in yours?

You want me to go first? You want to start? Far off. And I'll let you know if I have anything different or anything more. All right. The first one is kind of difficult and it's also situational. So I would have it next to your go bag because not. Not every instance is going to require this, but a gas mask. Absolutely need a gas mask. Again, not every situation requires that if it's like a natural disaster, you might not need a gas mask. So it's true, though, right?

If it's you and your wife? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. I feel like that'd be dumb to have one. Yeah. So the other thing, too, just to the point, Cam made, is make sure you have your individualized go bags, like legit. You know, you have the guy one and the girl one.

It's distinct. because like with your gas mess and can will agree with me on this one you really wanted to have it pre-measured for you on there and so if you dump you know his and hers both in one you know you run to that complication if you're dealing with a chaotic moment which one's mine which one's hers versus having your own bags right and then the infusion you need a gas mask well depending on that's why it's that's a situational item because if it's like protests riots and stuff and like societal breakdown you're going to want it but if it's a natural disaster you might not necessarily necessarily need it. Like say a hurricane were to hit and power goes out everywhere, the threat of gas is not as much, but say it's like mass civil unrest, then there's probably going to be lots of gas that's, you know, being being used wherever you're traveling. And even then, I would throw it in your car. If you're bugging out in your car, I would still take it with you. Players, oh, go ahead. A comment in the chat, DeBriott put it out. Where are you bugging out to? Wouldn't it be better to defend your home with your neighbors and your ammo and your weapons so here's here's the situation that is

one you should already have predestined locations with scenarios that that your husband your wife your kids everybody understands because comms typically are probably going to be down in bog too so you want to know hey i'm going to go to this this position you know if let's let's say if we don't have freeway access you're going to find me at auntie's house right or if this is a situation you're going to find me here and then when you go to those locations you know you You know, if you're going to leave that location, leave a note. You know, hey, I'm going to location B, not the address, because if there's people looking for you, you know, people, you know, they're going to know that. But you and your family already have that.

And the other reason, are there situations where you would have to abandon home? Yes. Let's just say, for instance, you're in an area where there's a massive, like, you know, no Kings crowd size thing. Well, yeah, you can say, I'm going to sit here and defend my home. You don't have enough ammo to take on that many people that are coming, no matter what people think. no matter what people think you will get overrun. So you have to know, all right, here's a situation where I got to abandon and here's the stuff that I'm taking with me, which is why if you have other locations, you should probably even have stuff already buried there for you when you get there.

Yeah. Another key device, ham radio. If you don't have a ham radio or at the very least like a CB, something that's not dependent on the grid. like having like power and everything else ham radios can you know bounce off of towers and and still work and function while the if the grid goes down um but you can't use them unless you have a license you have to actually fill out a license in an emergency you can but like i can't just pull out my ham radio and start broadcasting on it right now unless i get a license which is totally gay in my opinion but anyways you can listen you can listen you just can't broadcast right um i got flares

in case you always need signaling signaling flares um clothing and the clothing needs to be waterproof it needs to be warm and it needs to be discreet so you want like you don't want like camouflage would be okay but like something all black or all brown or all red drab yeah dark gray something along those lines something very mundane but something also that can keep you dry keep you warm all of those things. Pepper spray or bear spray. Got those in there. Um, flex cuffs just in case you need to, you know, get somebody that you got to take down. Now, usually a lot of people will put a gun in that. I'm getting feedback. Who's is, is that you? Oh, getting feedback from somebody.

Let me mute. Let's see if J.B. Nutes and it goes away. I think it's J.B. For some reason, we're hearing you through there. But anyways, now a lot of people will talk about having a rifle or a gun in their bugout bag. Usually you should have a gun on your person. So, you know, 9mm, 45, 44, you know, 40, whatever you choose as your everyday carry. But I would also have like a 22. And the reason you take a 22 is the ammo is very cheap. it is easy to store and you know it's a it's a great like varmint gun like if you have to go out and hunt like squirrels or birds or uh raccoons or possum or you know any any small game i mean you can

even kill deer with a 22 it's just much more difficult but i would always have a 22 you don't want to go through and burn through your self-defense ammo right so you know bug out gun would be if you can and they make small like they make survival 22 that are collapsible. They make 22s that could fit in a backpack very easily and expand out into a rifle size or even a handgun if you had to. A leatherman or a multipurpose tool, you know, like old school leatherman. And that thing will take out a lot of tools that you might need because a leatherman can do

a fucking lot of things. You got pliers, you got screwdrivers, you got everything kind of in that one tool. You know, if you need to break glass, you've got the tip of the pliers. that you can break glass with and all sorts of things like that. Flashlight, of course. You want a flashlight. And if you happen to have your old moon beam from the Marine Corps, which I do, you have a red lens to put over to.

And you want the red lens at night because red lens is going to, it's not going to travel nearly as far as white light would. And so if you have to, in an emergency at night, use your flashlight. You put the red lens on. and then you can use it maybe safely, but I mean, it's not really safe anytime you're using light at night. A GPS, obviously.

Now, if you have a GPS, remember in a like EMP grid situation, you're probably not, it's not going to be effective because satellites are down and GPS depends on satellites. So you also want to have a compass and a map of your area and maybe even like a national map, but definitely one of your area,

and then a national map and a compass so you can navigate and have some navigation skills. Like teach yourself how to navigate, how to triangulate things, that kind of stuff. But the GPS, if you do take a GPS, you want to wrap it in either a Faraday bag or aluminum foil,

like anything electronic that you take with you. Anything battery powered or electronic, you want to wrap in a lot of tin foil, like five or six sheets of tin foil, foil and that will block out. It should block out an EMP. I don't know if it will or not. They say it will.

Of course, you need an IFAC, emergency first aid kit. Yep. You know, with essentials, you know, gauze, tourniquets, ibuprofen, iodine tablets,

quick clot, if you can get quick clot. Anything I'm missing on the IFAC? Alcohol pads and stuff? Alcohol. for sure. Sterilization, yeah. Alpha, you got anything I'm missing on an eye fact?

The scissors and most of those packs already come with them. Especially with any type of like wrap tape, you know, the sterile gauze, things like that, you know, to pack wounds or you know, cover wounds. Because you don't want to use your knife for that, right? No, you don't want to

know. Yeah, you're probably going to cut in animals. You don't want to have anything that's infection. So you'll have those scissors and they usually come in this in this like one of those little sealed bags right um so if you're dealing with an injury that that's bad um but now you covered that the other stuff that i would say you got the maps um binoculars um you want to make sure you have binoculars and then a great underrated tool is a magnifying glass uh one it's great for your map but two you can start fires yes with that you know that that's a little it don't matter if you scratch it it don't like that little thing will start to shift little fires.

Even with brush that's damp, not completely dry, you can get that thing going with the magnifying glass. Yeah. The other thing that I had on mine, I had two other things that are important. First off is batteries, right? You want to have double A and triple A are the most common. So double A and not like a whole pack, just like three or four. You know, three or four, take them out of the pack, tape them together, throw them in your

bag, so you have batteries there. And the other thing, this is a weird one. And I thought of this one when I was working with my dad a long time ago. And I went to go, I was, I was working doing pressure cleaning for my dad. And I went to one of the stores and they had a spiket, you know, where I could fill up my tank. And I was like, shit, I don't know how to unlock this thing. It's got like this weird little key on it. And so a lot of like commercial buildings so you don't go and steal their water.

So you can actually buy online. It's called a silk cock key. And it's a little four way triangle. It's only like that big. like if you take your two fingers and put them together. And on the end of it is the different keys that they use for water access. So if God forbid you had to bug out and you need to get some water, you just take your silk hockey and you can actually access water.

If assuming water is running, you can access water from, you know, commercial buildings. And then the other part is water filtration. And they make life sticks and all sorts of water filtration devices. Alpha showed us on one of the survival things, how to actually make water filtration. but that's like long term like that's like way in the future when you're trying to set up your own you know whatever um but the silcock key when society collapses that water will still be running for a long period of time after and you can use that four-way triangle that same concept of silcock

i just looked it up they're like eight bucks 10 bucks yeah eight bucks and and you could keep it in your car too you know you never know if you're gonna like if you i've had i've had situations when i was in the Marine Corps were driving back from the ball one night. My car started overheating. And I was like, oh, shit, I got to get some water. And we were in the middle of nowhere. And I went up, there was a church. And I went up to see if I could get like water from the church. It's, you know, one o'clock in the morning. And they had a spiket on the side that had the silk cock key. I was able to finagle it with a pair of pliers. But in order to get water, you know, if you had the silk cock key, you could do that. Because not all of them can be finagled with pliers. Right. Anything I'm missing,

Alpha? No, not that I can think of, man. Mickey says, Jimmy's. Make sure you got Jimmy's. Do you hats? Multiple purposes besides the intended one. Oh, okay. Oh, solar device with a portable power source. So a lot of

these things you can, you know, you have those the radios and walkie-talkies, your cell phone and your garment and all that, you know, you don't want to have it directly. If you just have the little solar power panel where you only got one device, but if you can power up, you know, you've got two portable storage devices, then you can have that power going to the storage device so you can, you know, have it for all kinds of different devices. Yep. Oh, and then one of the other things, and we didn't talk about that's very important as well is food. And the food, you're not thinking like you want, you want food that's high calorie and high protein but not high sugar because you don't want to be crashing out

you don't want a sugar high and then crash out so you want high protein to keep your muscles fed and to keep yourself you know up and going and high calorie like you can get like ranger bars that are going to be like a thousand calories it tastes like shit tastes like absolute shit they're not fun to eat but chewy cardboard chewy cardboard is a good way to describe it yeah but it'll keep you it'll keep your body fueled and those are essential as well so and that's all i've got on the survival unless anybody wants to add anything or ask any questions i've got a perfect video keyed up for this whatever weapon systems you have make sure that you you're you're trained up on those weapon systems if you want to bring up this video this is this a perfect example that's mine oh

i was like about to say how's that going to go In the city. No, I couldn't do this. Brian had to leave. He saw what's going on. He saw where you're going with that. So the comments. The comments.

Starts off with I'm down. Next one. Selina Gromes out here. She's down. I'm down. after we've done, I'm making her a grilled cheese. I hate this planet. I'm with you too, man.

I hate this planet. Don't put me a proto. No, wow. Jack Nicholson. They come in Latina too. Christine. Boy, who and I? Only sociably acceptable

if you marry her also is shrek given the side eye selina kromes oh my god is that is that was that real or was that like the i don't know i don't i don't know i'll say it's a filter so that we don't go to hell right all right what do you got here cam all right so this came from um i don't even know how to pronounce his name in the chat it's a bunch of letters it's like dj k lff uh whatever but he sent this last week and I didn't get a chance to play it. So it says Trump is, Trump is our dad. He acts like a dad.

It's one minute. America hates Donald Trump because he acts like a dad. He acts like a dad in the house. Think about the house. The dad never gave a fuck what y'all felt. They don't know how the kids was mad. Nigga, I work my ass off. I'm gonna sit my couch.

And that's why our kids don't play with their daddy. I just think he acts like America's father. And I think that we're so used to people pandering us, making us feel loved. That if it doesn't feel like that, we're like, y'all like this nigga. That's why I'm like, how do y'all let this nigga get to y'all? Tell him what he want to hear. He love you.

That's the easiest people to be around. You can say Donald Trump's most predictable human being alive. If you say, I love him, he's going to say I love you back. If you say, I hate him, he's going to say you're a piece of shit. So if he who angers you controls you, nigger, we control this, nigga, why we let him get to us. Donald Trump is the reason why music sucks. Donald Trump is the reason why TV sucks. Donald Trump is the reason why entertainment sucks.

You want to know why? Because he's more entertaining than all of that. that shit. We had a fucking present. That's a good point. I didn't know where he was going with that at first. I was like, hold on, brother. And then I was like, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah. Alpha. Last week, we were talking about our back after the show. Like, me and Alpha were sharing tips on how to crack our backs and everything because we were fucked up. I think I understand why. J-Triot is a chiropractor now. Oh!

J.B. looks disturbed. Now, my question is, what are all these young, beautiful women doing that they need to go to a chiropractor at that age? Get that back blown out. The founder of Onlyfans died today. What? Yeah, 43 years old, died of cancer. Chuck Norris

Taking him back Yeah he's like you know what You ruined You ruined women Because now women We got to decide Well thankfully I'm married And I don't have to decide this

But can you imagine dating in today Where you're like do you have an only fans Like you have to genuinely ask women now Like do you have an only fans Are you on you know like any of these websites You do Yes Am I sharing you with the internet

Right? Like, she's like, oh, I have the internet and I'm an influencer and it's like, how do you influence? Is the influence in you influencing you? Like, yeah, no thanks, man. No thanks. Girls just casually have a only thing. What, no. Come on. They all think they're going to get rich off of it. They make like 20 bucks a month and their hoo-hahs all over the internet, man. Wow. Wow. It's a different world, J.B. Wow. Nasty ass world. Different world. Then you got influencers like this. I got two more and then I'll hand it back to you, Alpha.

This one is absolutely hilarious. I forgot while I was here. Yes. That happens. And then one more and then I'll hand it over to Alpha for a moment. Here we go. And this one, this one, I'm playing this one. this one for meaning or a reason two reasons i got the damn thing this is one of my dogs two toys

that he takes outside so it's really dirty but it's the same freaking thing and you know how many times i had to watch it before i realize that probably like 30 and you had to make sure it was the same color same brand you know yeah yeah want to give him false information on no i do on the The first time I realized there was a dragon in that, I realized it was my dog's chew toy. I didn't realize it right away. So, you know, what can I say? What you got alpha? Give me one second.

I'm trying to find something else for you guys. That's a cool one, but give you one second real quick. Brian, Brian, Nikki earlier had said they have pre-made go bags on Amazon. You heard of this? Are they worth a damn? I will check them out and I will get back to you guys. If Nikki wants to include a link to one in the chat, I'll check it out. So here you go, guys.

The question is how past you can run. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Definitely have to ask women before you date them if they're influencers. Start with influencers. That way you don't offend them, like, right off the rip. Yeah. Like, are you an influencer?

What do you mean? Like, do you have, like, social media influence? Yes. Okay, is it PG or is it XXX. And then you go from there. Alpha, what are you doing over there, homie? I'm buying you time. I'll ring up one ball if it's doing that.

You can go first, Brian, if you want. All right. This one, that's out of the bag, guys. We've got a leaker. We've got a leaker somewhere in our ranks. Guys will flush the toilet while they're in mid-piss and try to race the toilet water. This is classified information. and we need to stop the league.

What's next? Are you going to just tell them why we spend so long inside the bathroom on the toilet? Stop sharing with the enemy. Stop you. I mean, is she wrong, though? No, she's not wrong. And that pisses me off. You know what else pisses me off is the fact that the toilet always beats me.

Always. Oh, yeah. Beats me. Always. And then you've got to wait. And then you're like, son of a bitch, then you got to wait for it to fill up because you can't leave it like, you know. So you got to flush it twice. and then you end up wasting 3.8 gallons per flush.

I think for me, I think my, I think my toilet entices my bladder. It like makes my bladder get whatever else is out. It's like, you know what? You got a little more. You could go. Come on now. Fucked up.

This one. Well, you can leave it. You know, you can't leave it. Oh, it depends on who you live with. It's too much. Like men are, we're competitive creatures by nature. And so we compete with ourselves versus the toilet by seeing

like can we beat this? And you don't want to leave it because what if somebody doesn't use that toilet for like seven or eight hours? And then you come back and you lift the lid and it's like, wha? He's like, I don't give a fuck. That will like knock you the fuck out. That would like kick your ass, kill you type shit there. Yeah. These are people who did not grow up without indoor plumbing and had to use pisspots.

That's a good point. Or those of us that deployed to Afghanistan. had to use piss pots or iraq or iraq all right that is a different smell so this one says uh the the original caption said this lettuce needs a safe word and it says pov you make a balloon for pest control but he starts doing too much get it get it get it that's hilarious those are the best white boy moves i've ever seen those are the best i'm jealous man i'm jealous I wish I could move like that.

You can pull up a screen while I search for the next one. Oh, I got you right here, bro. I got you right here. You want to see some badass man shit? Let's bring back fucking medieval dueling and medieval battles. Fuck yeah. I'm in for that. Hell yeah.

He's like, oh, shit. Oh, they're teams. I was like, why is everybody gang it up on one dude? Hold him, old him. Bro, he just gave. That dude's wailing him in the thigh with a sword. All right? Just watch the opening hit again.

Watch the opening hit again. That's so sorry. Oh, boom. That's an axe straight to the fucking shoulder. An axe on like a seven foot pole. Don't talk to her. So the fucking, the amount of like, torque you have behind that, right?

Holy shit, man. That was insane. There's another video I wanted to find for you guys based on something you said. I can't find it. It is hilarious, but I got to find it. So, but I do have this when you lose a, you know, losing your friend to a relationship video, which, uh, pretty cool. I think you guys will enjoy this. If you want to bring it up.

All right. Here we go. Play for the beginning. Hey man, we're on that boys Vegas trip the one that we've been planning we haven't hurt you in like a while I know you're with your new lady you guys are in love I get it I get it we miss you reach out some time okay just like where's heaven that I sent you no what the fuck say it GTA 6 came out today J 6 I was supposed to be there bird I'm doing that group chat

You haven't seen Interstellar, that's why. Matthew McConae's character. Don't let me go, Murph. Don't let me go. It was the music from the movie. He's out in space and he left his whole family behind because he's trying to save the planet. Time doesn't affect him like it affects us. That's why the guy, the friend keeps getting older and older, but the guy Evans, it's not.

It's a movie reference. You have to keep a movie reference to real day. GTA 6 came out today. No, not GT6. Just real quick, I don't know if you guys saw this, but the, um, the footage, and this, this is dead ass serious here. The footage of that plane hitting the fire truck at LaGuardia this weekend came out now. Check this out. Plains coming by our left.

Yeah, watch. It hits a fire truck. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. How does that happen? the the audio call yeah atc man you're supposed to the runway should be clear if they told them to take off the pilot has basically no she was landing landing

oh you can't bring them in bro you can't either can't bring them in or there's no reason that that fire truck should have been anywhere so so so i looked into this and so you have there's two groups you have ground control which controls those lanes they have ultimate say and then you have the ones that are for the planes. So the ground guys or the air guys have to request the clearance from the ground guys when they're doing this. And you hear them telling them like, no, no, no, no, back up. Like it's, it's, it's, it's sucks, man. It sucks.

I don't think this is an issue of, of, of D, I or any of that stuff. You know what I mean? The guys both sounded competent. I think this is just people made fatal errors. dumb so if you listen we listen to the the audio this morning on daily and it sounds like at first the ATC is telling is waving the plane off and then all the sudden he's like no no truck truck truck one don't cross truck one stop stop stop and it was I mean you're talking like three or four seconds before you hear the impact and that's just that's just terrible management and

the truck had his lights on so I don't know if he was responding to something and somehow he thought he had the right away but the plane always has the right away yeah always and but the pilots aren't necessarily looking at the runway they're looking at their gauges and stuff right no no i don't blame the pilot at all like i don't blame the pilot at all for that that is and why why was the truck ignoring that's the great question man like i'm assuming i don't know but i'm assuming that assuming the two fatals are probably the pilots yeah yeah and 41 injured to two to the two pilots died down man that was that's fucking that's a horrible mistake man that's that's that's so dumb here's the thing man like everybody's looking at the pictures now and that plane is pretty fucked up from hitting a fire truck yeah we got to make that comparison to 9-11 guys yeah you gotta make that comparison i can take down two buildings with the plane with a plane when it went a movable fire truck right you're talking about something that maybe if it's loaded with water and whatever chemicals, you know, the spray maybe weighs 50, 60,000 pounds, maybe.

And a plane hitting it at it, they said it was 24 miles an hour. That sure in the hell look faster. That was way, that's way 24 miles an hour. That looked like maybe 60, 70, 80 miles an hour at least. But I mean, it fucking destroyed that plane, the front nose of that plane. So you're telling me that a 767 could crash all the way to the inner core of a building that is completely and totally reinforced by steel and concrete all the way around and has the core steel frames are you know supports are on the interior of that building the fire truck was probably going 24 miles an hour maybe yeah maybe there's there's no way that plane was going 24 miles an hour so the land the typical landing speed of a let's assume it's this Boeing 747 is 166 to

184 miles an hour because you have to maintain a certain speed to be able to land you can't just slow down or else you a balloon It was a Bombardier It was a Hold on, I'll tell you exactly what it was. I'll look it up when you tell me. It was a Bombardier, CRJ 900. So it's probably like one of those like little commuter planes that

140 knots. Between 125 and 140 knots. So 144 to 161 miles per hour is the landing speed. Yeah, but he's already, I mean, he's already breaking at that point. He's not, you know, he's. Yeah, but when you, when you're breaking in those big old things that thing probably was still above a hundred miles an hour at that probably because it's still slowing down i could see that i mean he had it pretty hard he hit

he he had it he had it be plus 80 when he hit it to make that fire truck move the way it does i've i've seen some SUVs that fully blow a freaking light and and and you're talking between 40 50 60 miles an hour and and they they they move that that engine moves but not like you saw in that video. That thing moved it like crazy. So he had to be plus, I don't say, plus 60, 80 miles an hour had to be. All right. You want to see this one might even provoke a little conversation here.

Check this out. The difference between men and women and chivalry. The Titanic's going down. Who gets lifeboats first? Women and children. What is the equivalent of that that men have the expectation to get from women? I think there is loyalty. I think that there's the value added of being by their side because men meant no, no.

Men have women to impress other men very often. And so if you have a woman that is next to you, that is intelligent, that can have a conversation and a debate, then it raises your value. The thing is, it's like all of these things, though, are shared. There's also women who get men and want them as arm candy so that they can show them off. idea here is it's not a shared generalized value like it is for men the women and children get the lifeboats that you're talking up everything that what even oh it is but but even if it wasn't i'm actually going to grant all of this that yes men invented it can you give me anything that's the equivalent of that from the female side that's what i'm asking well women are the ones that are

responsible for destroying their bodies and bringing life. Do you have any kids? I don't have any kids. The top dangerous jobs on planet Earth are held by which sex? Men, I agree with that. So they toil. That hurts their body. You have the children.

That hurts the body. That's an equivalent exchange. I want to hear what we get that's being unique. Women are other than life. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean, need men's genetic material for life. I asked, you. You don't.

Yes, you do. You don't. We can reproduce women with just, God, go and marrow. No. With certain technology, yes. The Titanic.

What's such a technology we could make children without men's DNA? I mean, is that not a valid question? What is the reciprocal for men to balance out the women and children get the lifeboats? I would say there isn't, and I'm okay with that.

I agree that there is not. There's one. What is it now? I think I think I'm. know where you're going. We get to smash. Yes, I knew that was it. No, that's shared.

That's shared. I'm with alpha on this one. That's the guy's point. That is awful. No, no, no. We get to smash everything. Yep. And listen, whether they like, I'm not, I'm not talking morals and ethics.

I'm talking barbarian, Viking shit. Right? What this fuck are you saying? I'm saying that the Viking comes into town, right? He got the Viking queen, but he gets to smash whatever he wants. Why? Because he's going to stand in front of the dragon. Why?

Because he's going to put her on the lifeboats. Why? So if that dude sees some steak you want to taste, going to chew that motherfucking steak. And ain't no one going to say shit about it. Unless you can answer the question on what's the added value that you bring that's not shared. And if you can't, then you're just playing on emotions. and society, you know, the society's values.

But if you want to answer his question, it's the ability to conquer and smash the Poutang whenever you want. Proof that Alpha's, Alpha's IQ resides below his waist. You are putting smash over life. Like, you die. You die in our-in-R-suffication. You die. And yours, you get some tail.

And by the way, they enjoy that too. Last time I checked, they enjoy that too. We got to address Ash, right? I mean, men working hard jobs is not equivalent to a woman's body. Oh, that is bullshit. I agree with you on that one. I agree with throwing that one. When I went like this, I agree with throwing that one.

I don't. And here's why. And I know Ken agrees with me on this. Part of the back issues we have is from the jobs we have. you know that the you know sleeping on top of an lav that's got like a 30 angle can't on it you know you know digging a hole to sleep in there but you got your rifle against your rib cage like our our body and you can go into firefighters you can go into miners you can go into all these things that are male dominated roles and your body is jack not only that but a lot of these jobs a bestos all these

things cancers different diseases listen what a woman does to create life is is a gift that I will never minimize. But to say that that makes the equivalent of what guys go through with their bodies, no. You ever heard? You ever hear a woman like in her 60s like, oh, my back hurts so much from childbirth. No, but I, I'm with Ash on this because I think it changes the chemical makeup of their bodies, man. Like they're like completely different people after they have child after they get a child.

That's not true. I'm sticking with her on this one and only on that one I I shook my hand like this when when she was when that lady was talking about the child now if you're going through the good to be fair there's a lot of jobs that were male dominated still are male dominated but women do also do that to be fair but predominantly or dominantly it's it's men that do these jobs and these are jobs that they're doing for 20 30 40 years and you know to the point where when are done, you know, like Alpha said, I mean, just four years in the Marine Corps for me and my back is totally fucked. I mean, I have to worry literally, I'll, I'll do something. I know Alpha feels

this where I feel like a little tweak in my back and I'm like, oh, fuck, if I move the wrong way right now, I'm going to be incapacitated for, you know, for a week, you know, and women granted the nine months of, of, you know, being pregnant and then the birth itself are excruciating and probably, you know, some of the worst pain in the world, although they've been. make the debate between giving birth and getting kicked in the nuts and getting kicked in the nuts is worse. But I digress. Dude, there's no comparison in my opinion. And I think that that's a, I'll give it the reciprocal, but I think that in terms of beating the shit out of your bodies, men, men have it have it worse in that regard.

I 100% disagree. I'm looking it up right now. The things that changes in a woman's body and mind when they give birth is fucking insane, man. man and the things that happened to a man's mind think about that video i played last week a woman's perception versus a man's perception a woman's not the only one that that has emotional or psychological changes that happen at the birth of a child that she's thinking about caring and nurturing the father's yeah caring and nurturing is there but it's providing it's literally primitive mindset of i have to now feed this person and that person.

That's like that's a built in thing into into the male mindset, which is being unbuilt, funny enough by women in these feminist movements. And I don't want to take away from that, but it's not like the whole point of that clip was what is the equivalent of women and children go on the lifeboat first? What is the man's reciprocal for that? It's not, it's not, oh, well, we give birth to children.

well you do need the man for that on the front end and then on the back end you know yes your body might have gotten you know wider hips and and you know weight gain stretch marks postpartum you know whatever all those things though all those things you're talking about Brian was still outside of crimes that are committed are still a choice that the woman makes there's no there's no there's no choice when it comes to the the scenario he brought up it's the expectation. of society that if there's danger, the women and children are going to go, which I agree with. I'm not disagree. I'm not agreeing with that. I agree with that mindset. But there's no choice in that because if a man decides in the movie Titanic was a perfect example of this, if a man decides to go ahead of women, he is looked at for the remainder of his life as something. Or as a woman decides, hey, I don't want to be a mom. I don't want to bear kids.

Then that's okay. that's accepted in society that's looked at as a choice yeah the last thing i'll say on this and then we'll go around the horn and wrap up here is you know i i actually had a similar conversation over the weekend uh with my wife when she she was like cooking or something she's like well you know i cook your food and i was like yeah but you know granted this will probably hopefully never happen but if anything ever did happen and it required violence that's my job that is i am the one that is going to become fiercely violent and would literally rip somebody's fucking head from their spine if I had to protect you. And that is, and that's along the same lines as women and children go

first. That is the man protecting the women and the children. And, uh, you know, so I mean, it is, it is kind of a give and take. The women have to, in that regard would have to give a lot more. Although men cook too. I, I cook beef short rib this weekend. It's so fucking good. You know, but we do, we do a little bit of all. I don't know. I just thought that was an interesting conversation. go around the horn. But Ash is misunderstanding the question. She says it's not about pain. It's about uniqueness.

The original question was uniqueness. The idea that you fucking wise do anything even close to grow human inside you is hilarious, retarded. There's no uniqueness. That's a shared thing. You cannot create life without God's intervention or man, period. So God's intervention has only happened once. Exactly. Anakin.

Anakin, horse bread. Just kidding. But that's what I'm saying is there's no uniqueness to it because you need the pair in order to make that process happen. If men cease to exist, then the women would die out. Just like if women ceased to exist, men would die out. So in that thing that he's telling the women there, he says, no, that's shared. Just like women have our armed candy, men could be armed candy. So it's not, that is not.

Baring children is not a uniqueness because you need the man to do it. Creating a child is shared, giving you. birth to a child is not necessarily shared. So I think there's a difference there. But when it comes back to the question, I think that for me, the answer is there is no equivalent. Like my final answer is there is no equivalent to the men and women going into the thing.

The only thing I'm disagreeing on is the toll it takes on a woman's, and when I say mind or like their brain, I'm talking about their physical, chemical makeup of their brain that naturally happens through childbirth. That's the only thing that I'm defending and obviously the physical and stuff that they go through. But I don't think there's an equivalent when it comes to women in children. You don't think the physical chemical makeup of my brain changed.

It definitely did. It definitely did. But the thing is the difference between what you're doing and what they're doing, I think, is completely different. So that's not equivalent. That's the problem. They're creating life. I'm taking life. And I'm taking life.

What I believed was in defense of my homeland, which essentially it was not. But I was believed. I was brainwashed into thinking that. And so, yeah, it's. there's the same thing. I don't think they're the same thing though because one is taking life and one is giving life. Like what I'm saying is you can't compare you can't compare bullets to apples. Like you need apples to survive, but you also may need bullets to survive. The end result is changing of chemicals in your brain. And I'm saying that women giving life changes the chemicals in their brain. Men taking life changes the chemicals in their brain. Yeah. Go ahead. The other thing too is women themselves, can not protect life.

That's just the way it is. If we go back, if we go back to the concept of like, Gangus Kong and all that, yeah, these women can have babies. But if these rogue, evil people want to come in and,

and kill these babies or not like that tribe, women don't, women don't have the ability to fight that off. They would try. I don't want to make it sound like, they would try. Of course, motherly instincts would kick in,

but a platoon of women is not going to destroy a platoon of men. There's not a, where that's going to happen. So, yeah, they may be able to create life. They may be able to create life, but the protection of life in order for life to continue to develop, that is the man. J.B.?

100%. I mean, I see Ash. Ash has a case of the ass, but, you know, the facts are the facts. How is that? Come on. Come on. Oh, man. I mean, by the same token, I mean, if we were all in person right now, I think I'd probably be pretty terrified of Ash. Oh, yeah, she's a badass now. She's a badass.

All right, we're going to land that there. Ladies and gentlemen, we did have a- Wait, I got a video. This shit's funny. Dude, we're 10 minutes over. It's hilarious. All right, this will be our outro. Aren't we in charge now?

After you three said that we can do what, we can take whatever we want. That's what I'm talking about. That was Alpha that said that. not me all right so we're going to land this here guys thank you all so much for tuning in you need to set it up to no just saying you guys got to read the comments this the important part here is you got to you got to read the comments you fucking read those comments not not not these comments on the side the ones are going to populate on the video okay good even chinese calling chinese Asian people called in Asian Chinese Chinese Chinese

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