Badlands Media - Y Chromes Ep. 77: Playoffs, Pucks, and a Gen Z Debrief

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Alpha's out playing grandpa-in-training (twins, congrats!), so Caleb Epp steps in as the honorary fourth Y Chromosome. The guys dive deep into NHL playoff predictions with Caleb leading the charge as the resident hockey expert, debate whether an elephant or a rhino wins in a fight (spoiler: tusks beat horns), and roast Buffalo fans for their very enthusiastic pre-game rituals. Then things get genuinely thoughtful as Caleb opens up about how COVID robbed his generation of three years of normal high school, sparking a real conversation about social development, phone addiction, and what Gen Z missed. The episode wraps with a discussion on responsible gun ownership, concealed carry culture, and why the H&K VP9 commercial hits different. Oh, and the women's show still hasn't renamed itself after losing the Battle of the Sexes bet. The clock is ticking, ladies.

The badlands, one of the badlands, explain those badlands. That's a hell of a name. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Y-chromes, joined by Cam and J.B. We're missing one. We're missing one. Oh, wait, he just showed up. He just showed up. The fourth Y-chrome just showed up.

There he is. The young buck. The young buck. Caleb, how you doing? Good up, Caleb. Doing well. Doing well. Pretty day here.

yeah is it i i was your mom was bitching yesterday about cold did we had like it snowed three inches and then the next day it was 75 and sunny i was out on the water all day you soaking up the raise and she texted me and she's like i'm so jealous that you're out on the water all day and we're getting snow yeah that sucks so it's nice today though it's like 72 sunny yeah okay so i'm jealous of that because it's like 85 here probably something like that. So Caleb, for those that don't, for those that don't know, Caleb is Ash's oldest Y-chrome. And I guess kind of indirectly, you're like indirectly the reason this show is named Y-chromes. So yeah. There you go. That's been thrown around a lot, you know,

my whole life is the four boys, the Y-chrome. So yeah, definitely. If you're, if you're a woman, it wouldn't be called Y-chromes. Thank you for being a man. It's a great point. It's a great point, Cam. You, you, you, you, you in that incredible thought process right there. You've got a whole new like setup too, Cam. Like you got new like angles and everything. You're kind of like.

So it's that new camera. So the camera that we bought brought to, uh, to Nashville. It's, um, I don't even know what that. Jackie will say what it is in the chat, but this camera is pretty fire. It'll like fall. You're like, uh, no, it's like a, it's like a, I don't know. She'll put it. Jackie's camera. Thanks a lot, Jackie.

The fuck. It's the DJI, isn't it? It's the one she had at Gart? Yeah, I guess it's called a DG. I don't know what the fuck it's called, man. I don't know. She'll pocket three. Yeah.

She just said that chat. But I remembered the DJI because she was like showing us and that thing's pretty badass, man. Yeah. I don't listen to there all the time. So I didn't hear what she said. That's that's your own fault, man. You'll learn.

You'll learn. Yeah. Fuck it. She's going to beat you after the show, man. That's a little bit. She's got a show to get ready for after that. She doesn't have time to beat me. I got until like 5 o'clock.

All right, guys. So we're going to get into the show here, Alpha. We don't even know what's going on with Alpha, but he was not able to make it today. He did. I don't know if you guys heard on his announcement on sit rep. Did you guys hear his announcement on sit rep? No. Oh, well, he said it already.

So it's not like breaking anything crazy. If I say it here on the show. He's going to be a grandpa. Oh, shit. Congratulations, bro. Congratulations, Alpha. Old ass, man. He's going to be a grandpa.

And I think he said this publicly, too. It's twins. So he's going to be a grandpa, twin. So congratulations to Alpha. I don't know if it has anything to do with that. If he wants to, you know, go be a part of something going on or what. But pretty badass. So glad to see that, man.

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stop into their newly renovated store and say hello. Again, that's badlandsmedia.tv slash loaded. promo code badlands, stay loaded with loaded gun coffee. All right. All right. So without Alice, here. We're going to have to pick on the little guy a little bit here. We'll start out. Let's let's talk a little bit about some some hockey, right? We got the hockey playoffs going on. Caleb, I know you're a big, what team do you root for again? Big abs guy. Big Al-Alanch. Big Avs guy. God. Your team was so effing good this regular season. It's going to be a shame when you guys get knocked out in the first round.

That won't happen. What's awesome, though, is that we broke the franchise record for points this year. So this is the best Avalanche team on record. Yeah. I remember because, like, in the beginning of the season, your mom texted me one day. And she's like, I think it was like through 25 games, you guys only had three losses. Yeah, crazy. Jeez.

That is nuts. I was really hoping we were going to break the Bruins 22, 23. They were 65 and 12, but not quite. Not quite there. Yeah, they were 65 and 12. then they got beaten by the Panthers in four straight in the first round of the playoffs. That's right. Yeah.

Well, yeah, it's better. I remember you talking shit to BB about that one. We actually, we, we were in Chandler, Arizona for Gart. And we, we were at, there was an Airbnb in. We were at the Airbnb and watching the game. And, you know, I was kind of talking shit a little bit, but we were getting crushed. I mean, the Bruins at that point were up three to one. in the series.

And the Panthers ended up coming back and winning four straight to go on. We went to the Stanley Cup and lost to the Golden Knights that year. And then, of course, we all know that we won back to back Stanley Cups after that. And then this season... Those cats were a wagon. And then this season, we didn't even make the playoffs. Bump, bum, bum, back to nothing. All right, so let me pull this up real quick.

And let's take a look at the... Because Caleb's going to have to walk us through this because none of us are as big a hockey fans as Caleb. So let's get Caleb's take on this. Because I don't think any of us can make educated picks on this. No? I know all this stuff, man, but I'll like Caleb handle it. Ah, okay. Pretty sure.

Cam's the du Claire ofichromes, right? He's the token black guy that knows hockey. P.K. Not P.K. Subbin, bro. PK. Suban. Suban, yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, like, the best athletes there are, and they just, they're starting to come, you know, the, the, the NHL is starting to pick up on it. Duclair was, like, my favorite player to watch when he was on the Panthers and on the lightning. That dude was just like, lights out. You could not catch that motherfucker. He was so fast. What's up? Yeah, he's nuts. DeClau's good. Yeah, very good. All right. So we got, uh, the. And the Kings in round one,

Avs are up one game in that series. I think I could probably guess who Caleb thinks is going to win that series. It would be three quick games. No problem. Avs and four. Three, calves and four, huh? Okay. All right.

I want you to break John's heart on this one right here. We got the Stars and the Wild. Is John a Wild fan? He is a Wild fan. That's really bad. I think it's ridiculous that the entire season, you got the Adelanch, the Wild, and the stars, you know, just crushing the league.

And then, you know, one of them has to get kicked out first round. I think that's stupid. But I'm pretty sure Minnesota will take it in six. Minnesota in six. Yeah. All right. All right. Then we got the Golden Knights and we got Utah.

A couple of dark horses. You know, I don't know. I feel like, again, we were talking about this before the stream started. You know, Vegas Golden Knights kind of got gifted this one seed, you know, with a pretty bad performance. So they could go either way there. Yeah. Caleb was saying before the game that the Knights had one more win than the Panthers. And the Knights out West, they're the number one seed.

The Panthers are not in the playoffs. That's the difference in the East and West this season. Imagine that, dude. Like, that's, that's ridiculous right there. So who you got in this one, Caleb? I probably Vegas, seven games. Seven games? Yeah, they're both pretty good teams.

Wow. Wow. Okay. We got Edmonton at Anahe, or playing Anaheim, not at Anaheim, two-seed, three-seed. Who you got in that one? As much as I would love Anaheim to win, it's not going to happen. I hate the Oilers and so they'll probably win like four or five games.

Anaheim doesn't say the chance. That's unfortunate. That's unfortunate because I want to get, you got, oh, what do we got? We got, uh, just one, one Canadian team in the West. That's, that's always a good thing. That's always a good thing. So, uh, let's hope, uh, old Connor doesn't finally get his, uh, his, it's hard to root against, you know, I hate the golden nights, but it's hard to root against Tortorillo. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I want to see, I want to see, I want to see Connor go to an American team so that I can root for him.

He'll probably end up in Vegas. That would be fantastic. That would be nuts. That would be fantastic. Did you see the rumors of Hella Buck possibly going to Florida? No way. What's that? Can you afford that? That I don't know. I don't know. But that's the rumors that are flying around yesterday. Connor Hall to Florida. I mean, Bobby's only good for another season or two. Yeah. If that, you know. A couple of legendary goalies, though, we're talking about, you know, you guys are lucky.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's like the Packers going from Farr to Rogers to Love, you know, same concept there. All right, in the east, we got Buffalo taking on the black and gold. What a good game that was, man. I watched most of it in the Bruins were just. belt ass the whole game and then with six minutes left, four goals, pretty cool. Yeah,

I was on the narrative last night with Beebe and I'm watching, I didn't get to watch the game and I'm watching in the chat and BB's kind of weird. So he's like, he's like update me in the chat. And I'm like, why do you want him to update you in the chat? Like, that pisses me off. I don't, when my team's

playing, I don't watch the chat because I've got the game paused downstairs so I can go down and watch the game after the show. I can't do that. No, it's got to be live in some fashion. No, not me, man. I, like when Packers are playing or, you know, when the cats were in the, in the playoffs, turn the chat off, turn the chat off, and turn my phone off. And I would literally go like three hours without looking at my phone or anything or looking on socials just to see the game and have this facade of it being in real time. So, all right, so you got the Sabres in this one?

Yeah, I don't know how many games. I think the Sabers take it, though. They're looking good. all right I've got let's see we got the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Canadians

and I'm a absolute heartbreaker yesterday for the bolts yeah go bolts go Bolts Canada I mean every American team

over Canadian teams 100 but I'm like it's extra sweet to watch I mean you're a Panthers fan so maybe not but you know me being from the Tampa area like to see them be doing good

every year is pretty cool I know I know there's just like cross state bad blood between the Panthers and the Lightning. Like if anybody's seeing like when they play in the preseason like they had the last preseason game between the cats and the lightning there was like 36 penalties. It was something insane. Like they literally just don't even play hockey. Just go out there and fight, right? Just fun to watch. Good TV.

It is. But you know, and I don't have that animosity. So like if the Panthers aren't in it, I'm going to keep it in the state. So I'm rooting for the bolts right now. I told D.B., if the bolts get knocked out and the Bruins are still in it, I'll root for the Bruins next. Oh, that's crazy. In that progression.

Yeah, just my family's from Boston. So, you know. All right. All right. We got the hurricanes and the senators. Go Keynes. Yeah. I mean, it seems that if you watch play off hockey at all, you know, every year pretty much,

Brendan Moore takes the canes second round and they shit the bed. So hopefully they can do something this year. Yep. And then, of course, the Pennsylvania, the Keystone rivalry here, the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Philadelphia. That was a great game. Yeah. That was, that's the only one I've watched so far.

I grew up, I grew up a Penguins fan because of Sid the kid. Yeah. Still going. Yeah, dude, he is still going. I mean, his body is, is, I would argue it shot the shit. Yeah, man. They hit the injury he took in the Olympics, too, you know. Yeah.

At least in the Stanley Cup, dude's a dog. Yeah. But what do you think about that series? I'd love to see Pittsburgh win. You know, Malcon's getting old. Sid's getting old. It'd be good to see those guys rally. I don't think they're going to make a cup run, but they should be Philadelphia.

You think so? I'm being totally honest. I don't know, man. I feel like the penguins, again, I don't watch that much hockey, but they're the only team I watch. And I just, their best, their hallmark players are just over the hill, man. It's tough to get that. It's hockey. With those two, it looks like the flyers are too young and Pittsburgh's too old.

So it'll be interesting to see who comes out. It's a good point. Yeah. Well, in the team USA versus team Canada matchup, we got the Canadians beaten the lightning so far, one nothing. Carolina beaten the senators, won nothing. And Edmonton and Anaheim face off tonight, I think. I didn't realize they haven't played yet.

Wow. Yeah, they're playing tonight. Their first games tonight, I believe. And so that's, I think it's probably like a 9 o'clock or 10 o'clock start too. Anaheim, yeah. East coasters are going to be brutal in the morning watching that one. But, yeah, that's it. Canadians only got three teams.

No, no Maple leaves this season, which is kind of no Winnipeg either. And it's so refreshing to see, like, real playoffs sports, you know. no politics in sports or you know like flopping around hockey is pretty still pretty organic oh hockey is it's by far it's by far the most untouched purest sport in terms of getting all that bullshit out they tried remember like two seasons ago they tried the lgbq nights and all that shit they shut that you had gms like gms is like we're not going to do that and you're not What are you going to do? Gay?

Right, right? I remember the clip I played about that one comedian that was like the black guy in the hood, like growing up and he's like, he's like, hockey is the hood, right? There's jail. Oh, man, that was pretty epic. There was one last thing I wanted to. Oh, I wanted to play. Well, first and foremost, let's just show you how gay Buffalo is.

And I understand they're excited. I understand they're totally excited. It's been so good. What's that? As I know the clip you're going to play, it's so good. How long, Caleb, how long has it been since the Sabres were in the playoffs? 15 years. Wow.

Yeah. 15 years. Like, you got everybody in that stadium silent until the end of the third period and they explode. You know, it's pretty cool. Buffalo is close enough to the Canadian border that they're in the same league as Canadians in my book. Yeah, I agree with that. So check this out. This is what these derps do before a game.

That's almost two decades of disappointment being let out. That guy at the end is like proud. Like he's, he thinks like he just knocked out a real person. He's getting up and doing like the mean mug like, what's up? What's up? I'm going to sound real young here,

but I was six years old the last time that they won a playoff game. You know, that's crazy. Wow. Are you young or they just suck that fucking bat? A little bit of both. Oh, man, that was so gay. That was so gay.

Yeah, imagine that you eating it in front of everybody like that. That's the worst part. The guy, well, so wait, that's a good question. What is the worst part? The guy skating over a glove or the guy that gets up and acts like a tough ass motherfucker because he knocked a dummy over? Both. Yeah.

Both, both. Can they be equally as gay? Yeah, I think we'll go with equally Buffalo, in Buffalo, you can definitely be equally as gay. The only real man in Buffalo is Josh Allen. Yeah. Not in playoffs. Wait, what did it?

Hey, hey, hey. Ash put something in the chat. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Ash, with the, with the save on the, uh, on the, the comedy skit, sketch, sketch, skit, skit, skit, skit. It's the only sport in America that we don't teach to at-risk black youth. I thought about it a lot. I think it's because it's hard to get a kid off of the streets when the sport is also the streets.

Like they have a penalty box. That's just jail. I remember Happy Gilmore, the opening scene. He's like, I'm the only player. I had the record for the most penalty minutes spent in a season. And I'm also the only player ever to take off my skate and try and stab somebody with it. Exactly, man. That's fucking hockey.

Do you see at the end of the Penguins, Pils, Philly game? What's his name? Sidney Crosby and some other dude on Philly. Both went in the box because they started like pushing each or cross-checking each other before the face off. And then Cindy Crosby just turned and just whacked him with his stick. Like one of the best players in the league, one of the best players of all time. Dude, these guys are real fucking.

Did you see what Malkin got suspended for like a month ago? What do you do? bad. He like, I can't even, it's, it was borderline attempted murder. I mean, like, he slashed somebody in the throat as hard as he could. Um, yeah, I mean, you got to control your temper. You know, best athletes in the world, there's cameras everywhere. Yeah, you got to set an example. Yeah, I agree with that, but he's, uh, he's Russian, right? Malkin, I think, no, I don't know. Somewhere over there. I think he's Russian. Yeah, he's definitely. No, wait, no, no, no, he's Canadian, he might be Canadian, too. Oh, Malkin's Russian. He's Russian. He's Russian.

thought okay well in Russia that's just playing in the streets it's just normal yeah that's what they plays hockey bro yeah you ever seen that you like you like you some putin right she it that's all I want it with the shit I'm not trying to get into it I'm just fucking all right so uh and last thing on hockey and then I promise we'll move off of the hockey because not everybody likes the sports ball or sports puck um did you see this save this is the Iowa wild and the HL did you see See this save? It would be top 10 on Sports Center.

Watch this fucking save, man. Incredible. To my right, attacking left to right, a big burst of speed from Danny Jolkin, who's had the hot stick tonight. Jokkin, a forehand move. Oh, Riley Mercer with a remarkable spinning, save. And the wild bench has lost it. Unbelievable.

I've been, I'm speechless, Ben. look at that shit man that's like go ahead Caleb like that's like you know once in every 50 years you see something like that it's pretty crazy I you know so at the at the Panthers arena they have you know

their motivational video or whatever and half of it's probably Bobby you know making saves like that not to that level there's a couple he you know he had a stick save in the playoffs last season when we were playing the Leafs, I think. And, you know, the Leafs, that was one of the craziest series. I think I've watched that Leafs Panther series last season. It went, I think it went seven games.

And like the first three games all went to at least double overtime. I think, if I'm correct, if I remember correctly on that. And then the Leafs don't even make the playoffs. And then they don't need to do the Panthers. Yeah. But, you know, when you think about it, you know, I mean, the Panthers have played like, 30 more games a season than most other teams. Yeah.

After going to the Cup three years in a row, that's a lot of extra games that they did. And you got a majority of your boys playing Four Nations in Olympics, too. You know, everybody's getting hurt. Yep. So pretty crazy to watch that. Anyways, Stanley Cup, baby. Stanley Cup playoff hockey is the one thing. Yeah.

You know what? I got to see the abs. in a Stanley Cup. I told you this when we were in Gart. I watched them game four. I was in, I was at the arena, at the Miami Arena when they beat my Panthers in a sweep. That was a good team, man. We had Melanby and

Jovo Cop and Jovanoski and unfortunately you were playing like one of the best teams ever. Yeah. Patrick Waugh. Sackick, hey Duke. Yep. Yep. That was a fantastic team. All right. So where do we want to go next? I was looking at the fight videos, the superhero fights, and I don't know how I ended up in this,

but I came across this video, and I thought it was definitely something that I was curious about. An elephant versus a rhinoceros. Now, it's not the most eventful fight, but who do you think would win this battle? I'm going to have to go elephant. Yeah, man. It's got two tons.

tusks, two horns instead of one. I guess the rhinoceros says multiple horns, but I don't know. I don't know if it's scared, right? They get scared of smaller guys. Yeah, but I'm going to in battle, man. Those tusks aren't imposing. Yeah, I don't know. So the only thing I think, well, so the rhino's horn is like massive, right?

And it's right in front of his face and it's directional and he's got a really strong neck and all that stuff. but the rhino eyesight is fucking terrible. Like they're blind pretty much, right? Yeah, like you ever watch the videos and they have the bird that's on top of them and that bird is pretty much there to like alert them if something happens? Like I think maybe maybe I'm making that up. Well, I know that they're there for, I know they're there to like clean them and stuff. It's a symbiotic relationship. But that makes sense though.

That would make a lot of sense to have them on there so that they can alert you when there's something. There's pride. Or predators, I mean. So here we go. Spotzel is convinced the rhino would win. I've seen an elephant trunk crush a watermelon in person. Oh, that's your ass. See?

Get on him. Gun. You fucking gun, son. Run. Run, motherfucker. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Damn, he got him good there. Look how good he got him. Yeah, that was all the way in there. Look, look at he's running away. That's all blood. That's all blood from that puncture wound right there. I mean, who's taking the rhinovers? No, come on.

Spotzel did. But he's a longhorn, you know. Yeah, right? He thought that horn was something. Right. That's why he thinks Texas is going to win the SEC for some reason. Oh, man. Come on, now.

Hey, man, it's new blood, new blood. You got to get used to the league, bro. You got to play the whole season in the SEC. Come on now. Damn. He's dogging on Spotsl. Can't even defend himself because he's on a 10-second delay by the time he defends himself. He's usually pretty good in the chat, so he'll have something.

As long as Alpha is not here, because I think him and Alpha actually hate each other. But other than that, Alfa doesn't even have a fucking team. So he can't talk shit about college football. Oh, man. My wife is in the chat saying check telegram. I don't see anything. She got for us. It's a picture of her.

I'm not going to show you a picture. Show me. Show everybody how good I look, Brian. It's just, yeah. Then I got to go and change everything up and all that stuff. Show me. You guys are crazy, man. Not me.

I'm good. They have their own show. I showed on their show. She said, Grateful Dead. Maybe, I don't know. Why does she want to see his picture? I don't know. Yes, Christy, you look nice.

You look great, you look great. You look fantastic. I don't know. It was a video can. It was a video. Well, it has not gone through, so you might want to try sending it again. That's weird. Learn how to use telegram.

Be careful. So, yo, so do you hear this shit that the women are trying now? what what so i guess christie overheard me telling you guys that the women have to change the name of their show because they lost battle of the sexes yeah yeah you're trying to go out there and say it's only for one show nah motherfuckers it was for one it was all month yeah now you're trying that they're gonna we got to go back and clip that we got to go back and clip that and hold these women accountable actually doesn't want to play the video because it proves you're I don't have a video.

Oh, now there is. Oh, it's about this. Oh, this is AI. We didn't ask you to shade your beard. All right. That could have been one. This is AI. How about for one week?

They have to change their show name to boys, rule, girls drool. I'm going with that. That's easy. Okay, then that should be the challenge either way. Yeah. No, you guys made your deal. You guys solidified on any. It would sign anything.

Do we change ours to X-cro? Ooh, wigs. They have to go out and. Someone just wrote that is that. It's one. I got to go back and rewatch that. It's one month. It's not one week.

That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. One week is only one damn show. What do you mean? I wouldn't have said one show. I clearly meant one month. I would have said one show. That's lame.

That's lame. It's all right. We'll beat their ass next time before a cart, Edwood. We'll show them again. We'll show them again. We'll show them again. We'll show them again. What?

The elephant had something? hanging dip or something what did we talk about? The elephant is hung. What? What? Sarge, we were going to play it again?

Oh, I think when you rewounded to show the him impaled, like the rhino impaled, I'm assuming that the elephant had a big old. I mean, he had a trunk. He had a trunk. He was excited. He's like, yeah. Damn, Sars. Now we have to go see it again.

See what you're talking about. Oh, that's a tail. Wait, no, that's not his tail. No, that's not his tail. That is not his tail. That's his front tail. Man. Oh, wow.

He's a hell. Holy Jesus. Sarge, we were looking at the rhino, bro. Bro, we're watching the fight. This dude's over here, like, checking out his, like... Look at that slug! Yo, I'm not saying you need to check Sarge's hard drives, but there might have some bestiality on that shit, you is.

Oh, I guess it's not a legal animal on animal, right? That's just the nature change. Oh, well, the girls are still giving that shit. Well, it's not changed today. So guess what? Now it's two weeks. Now it's two weeks. Penalties for not complying with the bets.

Keep talking. It's going to be three weeks. Keep talking. It'll be three weeks. There you go. There you go. I don't know how I'm going to enforce this because... You can't go back on it.

You can't go back on it. I think all three of them will probably kill. us each um you know ash probably won't kill Caleb but i think jackie and christie would definitely try and kill us try i'm getting on killing the both of us so oh she'll get she'll kill jb she'll kill me first what are you talking about oh man so uh uh check this out i won't j b brought this up and uh and uh definitely thought this was uh the epitome of florida right here the epitome of florida this dude catches a hog You gotta keep that tension.

Just the black man trying to get some grub, you know? Yep. He was always. Oh my dad, that is a 10. You just caught a fucking 10. Dad, what the fuck? What the fuck? Oh shit.

Oh shit. My. This is not Nebraska. Mm-mm. I'd be so pissed. Thank you very much. Fuck for it, dog. the dog.

What the fuck? You know, you know he's black because he didn't keep filming it. He ran. He didn't just hold the camera. Oh shit. Look at that.

Damn. That was a 10. That was a 10. That was gone. What did you give it? Florida fish. Give us a real, real deal.

Man, fucking dumb ass gator, bro. What the hell? Bro, I would have fought that gator for a 10 pound bath. No, I would have got no fuck out of Dodge.

Get the fuck out. Oh, man. You need my restaurant to get my fish. Fuck that. Nobody's eating largemouth bass, I hope. No, well, I mean, people will eat it. I, I actually talked with Zach this morning, actually, on daily.

Completely unrelated. You can't eat fish in Florida. Freshwater fish in South Florida. You can't eat it, man. Our water is fucking poison down here. Brain eating amoeba. Yeah, brain-eating amoeba. there's there's mercury in the water like all the fish test high for mercury i i mean i'm sure people do it

you know because zach was saying snakehead like he's like have you eaten snakehead and i've never tried it he said it's very very good he also lives up in the middle of the state a little like the northern part of the state like closer to jb and um yeah maybe up there the water's cleaner but down here it's like shit so we stay away from that what would like the plague but i would fight that gator right there. I would fight that gator for that fish. No way. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a little gator man. That thing was only like six foot at most. Cancone would be like, it got my hand, but I got it.

It's eye. Yeah. Chubs. Hey, Chubs, you remember that gator that got your hand? Well, I got his head. You killed Chubbs. Did you guys see the second one? I haven't seen it yet. I did see it. It's, um, it was it was interesting my take on it is like you know you can't you can't obviously try and

redo happy gilmore and so he's trying to get his family and all his friends involved in a movie and for what they did i think it was pretty good all right i'll watch it was it was it got it started out fantastic and then it got progressively worse to the point where it was almost like i've watched it twice now almost unwatchable my expectations were like it was going to be really bad and again like his all his kids are in it you know all his buddies are in it i mean i think for for using that name they did as good as they could have yeah yeah i mean he's always so so so adam sandler with with um uh happy madison productions has always who has always kind of included um uh his friends and family in the in the movies like it's the same actors that they use

all the time, but like Bad Bunny was in it, which was like, really? Channing, was it Channing Tatum? No, no. Who was it that was in it? Oh, Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey was in it. He's a waiter. Bad Bunny, like beat his ass or he beat Bad Bunny's ass or something like that.

I don't even remember. I watched it on an airplane and I think that's the perfect time and place. You know, I would never watch it anywhere else. It was a great airplane movie. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, one of the more anticipated movies When we heard that that was coming out

Did you guys hear Top Gun 3? No, come on, I've not heard that. Yeah, I saw again, there's so much Miss and Disinformation out there now that it's hard to know if this is like real Or like some AI shit. But yeah, apparently they're making a Top Gun 3 And I don't know if Tom Cruise is finally going to hang it up Or if he's somehow going to come out of retirement.

I don't know. Iceman's dead. I was going to say like, what's, they ended the story so well it shouldn't do that agreed agreed yeah after waiting so long for the sequel 30 years 30 and it was good years and it was fantastic you know lived up to the to the you know the lived up to the hype of the first one to the name of the first one yeah don't kill it with the third one don't don't don't just it says it says it's a it's in the works they have a director and stuff right um did a trailer out there so there's a trailer pull it up It says Top Gun, last mission. Jake Jelenhall is supposed to be in it, Amanda Seifred.

Pull it up, let's do it. I got to get through the ad real quick and then I'll play it. Tom Cruise has to be. It's like you need Miles Teller too now, you know. Miles Teller, absolutely. Glenn Powell, Miles Teller. I'm pulling up right now. But I just saw Jake Jellan Hall and Amanda Seifreed.

You know what they're going to do, Cam. You know what they're going to do here. They're going to hand it off from Tom Cruise to Miles Teller. They're going to try and franchise it. And then they're going to turn into Fast and Furious. Eventually, they're going to be flying F-14s in outer space. Yep. Good.

You're probably going to 14. All right, here we go. They told me the sky had limits. That a man could only push so far before the machine breaks, before he breaks. I have been flying longer than most of these pilots have been alive. I have buried friends up there. I have made decisions at 30,000 feet that I will carry to my grave. But every morning I still put on that helmet.

Every morning, I still feel that pull. Some men retire. Some men fade. I was never built for either. The sky does not scare me. What scares me is the day I stop. Are we sure this is real? I did not come here to follow orders.

I came here because someone has to finish with the legend started. Maverick flies on instinct, on memory, on heart. I fly on calculation, on precision, on outcome. Every variable accounted for, every risk assessed. Some people call that cold. I call it survival. The mission does not care about your feelings. care about your feelings. The enemy

does not care about your history. Up there, it is simple. You either come home or you do not. I intend to come home. I don't think this is real. That's gay. No, it's AI for sure, but I don't even think it's the plot

line. I hope not. Oh, it's fucking fan-made concept. Wow, wow, damn. Take the L-CAM. Take the L-A. It said the director was Joseph Koinsky screenplayed by some other dude. We can never get that five minutes, three minutes of our life back right there. Thanks, Cam.

You owe me. It'll probably end up being pretty gay anyway. You owe me three minutes of my life. Hey, you guys want to see some footage of Caleb and I playing golf last week. Was it last weekend? No, it wasn't last. Two weekends ago. Two weekends ago now.

Yeah, check this out. This was Cam. I let him drive the golf cart. Yeah. You good, my guy? Damn. You sleeping? Yeah. You okay, bud? You okay. I'm right. You're all right. You're all right. Yeah, Caleb, how wasted were you, bro? You did? You look old. Completely invest the curve.

How many? Yeah, we can see it. All right, so that's there. They get the thing back up. Okay, okay, now relax for a second. We'll press that way. Just take it from here. That's sweet, dude.

Get over it. Oh, I'm there on it. No, you're okay. Pick up that bud light. You're good, dude. This pipe blowing down the middle. I love golf. So great.

That dude probably genuinely has a concussion, and they're like, yeah, you're fine. Just walk it off. Let's play. You're a key shot. Come on. Pipe it down the middle, man. When I was working at the country club, like during the tournaments, we would actually have IV teams come in to administer IVs so they could keep drinking. Oh shit.

Yeah. Don't say the golf course that you worked that out loud. First world problems. Right. And it worked. Yeah, it worked. Wow. Wow. Um, all right. So you guys, I, I'll give you an option here.

All right. Okay. Because we're already 45 minutes in. Actually, no, I got to play this one. Because we just came back from, from Nashville, Gart. And this is our first show back. And, uh, yesterday my wife is, like I want to buy these boots literally this is what I'm being told right just play this

oh my god babe look at these cute boots this is my life this is my life this is not an exaggeration it's my life oh my god I almost got a problem and I probably stopped right about there Wow. The amount of money this guy spent on her shoes and tattoos. Yeah, right? He's not done yet. Yeah, but I don't have a pink pair. That video is 52 seconds.

I probably stop at like 27 seconds. I would say. Christy says she only has five pairs. I would challenge that too. I might lose that one, but she's got three racks of shoes in general. So not all boots. Three, three racks. And I'm talking three levels to the racks, right?

Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah, there's three levels. And all three levels are filled in the bedroom. There's one by the front door. And there's one in the closet, I think. I don't, I don't know.

I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff. When I think shoes are accessories. Yeah. I can set them articles of clothing. To be fair, though, all of her shoes combined don't add up to my extra car. Yeah, exactly. You got to pick your battles. You got to pick your battles.

So it is what it is. Here's this one. This is one I wanted. I wanted Alpha to be here for this one, but he's not here because, you know, he's our token, Caballero. Oh, shit. Damn, good ride, cowboy. Good ride, right? Good ride.

Show off a little bit. Oh, my God. Yeah, there you go. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Get trucked. Oh, my God.

I knew it was coming. Boom. The music. Who's doing that? That's crazy. Imagine getting off of a freaking 2,500 pound, well, 2,200 pound bronco, bucking horse. You go to celebrate and you get run over. That's the real danger in cowboy in, I guess, in rodeo.

And damn, that sucks. What else we got for today? Cam, what you got, brother? I'm trying to find something good. Yeah, the way I set up my bookmarks, I've got shit from like months ago in here. I need to clean that shit out. You know, you want to see some creepy-ass shit, man? Yeah.

I don't know if this is real or not, but have you guys ever seen an angler fish? I've seen this video Do you know what an anglerfish does Like what they do for their I guess it's a parasitic relationship What the males do to the females Yeah what males do to the females It's the opposite in humanity

But in you know For homo sapiens it's the opposite But check out what they do Somebody needs to teach these anglerfish How to do it the right way This anglerfish is a secret It is not hunting alone Somewhere on her body

Attached permanently to her skin is a male anglerfish. The male is a fraction of her size. He bites into her flesh. Their blood supplies merge. His eyes go first. Then his organs. He does not die. He becomes part of her. She can carry up at once, each fused, each permanent. Even the light she hunts with is not her own. The lure is powered by bioluminescent bacteria living inside it. A separate organism. partnership, she cannot survive without. The anglerfish is not one creature. It is several, each dependent on the others, each serving the same purpose.

Survival. The deep ocean is the least understood place on earth. Down here, nothing is quite as it seems. This angler... That's just nuts. That shit's nuts. It's also the opposite. It's also the opposite in human relationship.

That was weird, man. Ladies are going to be mad at me for that one. Yeah, whatever. They get mad at us for everything. All right, I got one. This one's just, uh, Oh my goodness, I made my wife so mad.

None of my shoes cost more than $200, and there's only two pairs that cost more than $100. I don't think I've spent $200 on shoes in the last 10 years. Not one pair. I'm talking, like, in all of my shoes. Yeah, I think when I bought soccer cleats back when I was a kid, before I got to college. There's the last time I spent more than $100 on shoes.

My softball cleats for $20 on sale at Dix. They're nice, too. They're nice too. They're under armor. You guys know how much skates cost? Oh, yeah, skates are expensive. Those aren't shoes. That's a little different.

Those are... When I played hockey, Caleb, so we play ice hockey, but we play more roller hockey down here because obviously we don't have a lot of ice. But when I was playing roller hockey, the Nike skates just came out for the first time. And I had to get those. And back in like 1996, 97, they were like $300. Damn.

Yeah. Yeah. Pro stock, like, if you're going to get like hyperlight threes, it's like $3,800 now. 3,800 bucks? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Top of the wine stick is like 500 now. Yeah.

It's pretty impossible to play hockey. I'm fucking speechless. $3,800. Like when I was, if you get, that's like top of the line, hyperlight three, you get them baked on your foot. Any entry level skate is going to be like 1800 plus. Yeah. So when I played ice hockey, like I can't even remember what they were. Like the CCM seven, like the 700 series, I think it was called in.

And I'm drawing a blank. This was 30 years ago, 35 years ago. Dude, they were like 300 bucks. Yeah. That's fucking crazy, man. And you got to think about goalies, man. you know like goalie pads just the the blocker glove and the leg pads it's like five grand jeez man that's the real reason they don't play hockey in the hood why why does it because

there's a lot of rich kids to play hockey and they can get it from the parents that's nuts dude my wife says my cowboy boots cost more than a hundred dollars i own those before i was in the marine corps i've had the same cowboy boots for 20 years my dress shoes were expensive i do have a one pair of dress shoes that were like 80 bucks 80 bucks so there you go um cam what you got brother uh this is just a dad's being dad so parenting's parenting be like you float like a feather in a beautiful i wish i was special so fucking special I was watching, I was like, this is sweet and awful. Like, why is this on my feed?

And then I saw the end. I was like, yep. Yeah. I was thinking myself, man, like, don't, don't give your kid that much soda, bro. Yeah. Give you that much soda. Oh, this one I love. I got a new, a new slur for you guys.

It's a left-hand person slur. Are you going to, are you going to, like, are we going full race this here? No, no, no. It's it's lefties. It's against left-handed people. Oh. I'm left-handed. Wait, Rob, you're left-handed?

You're a fucking ink-dragger? Hey, hey. I feel like we have this argument conversation. Whoa. You did not just come up with a slur for lefties. What the fuck? Bro. I remember it in.

Yeah, so left-handed people, when they write an ink, their hand goes across because you can write from left-hander. to write so their hand drags across the ink so let's they write sometimes letters it'll it'll blur out the words i remember it in school kids would write papers and like the lefties would like write all weird because they had to make sure that they weren't dragging the ink i just thought that was a great slur i'm gonna start calling them that so ink draggers ink dragger i like that one lefties are ink draggers i that's okay okay i get it i get it yeah i like it i like i'm going with that the only problem is is nobody's going to know what the hell you're talking about

And they're automatically to assume it's something way worse than what it actually is. They're going to, it's probably going to be, it's going to be a racial slur that people think is talking about black people because we have dark skin. Because ink is black sometimes. I mean, all ink is like when you look at it when it's in a vial looks black. Even bluing looks black until you get it out and thin it out a little bit. And then you're like, oh, it's blue. Interesting.

Interesting. So I, you remember when I, uh, Oh, never mind. I had this one up instead. All right. All right. Our workout routine for the day. Well, not this one, but this will lead to it. Happy birthday.

Whose birthday is it? Money's birthday. Happy birthday, G. That is a very eccentric way to blow out birthday candles. Totally unnecessary way. All right. I got a question for you guys. Do you think this is cool or do you think?

Actually, no. Do you think this is cool? So it says a Japanese engineer Developed the sword tip visualization system For the fencing world championship I love this You like it? All right I'm playing it yeah

All right wait, what is this? Ooh Ooh Yeah this is awesome Bro the guy on the left sucks Easy He's defensive right now How bad does he suck?

Yeah Well then the guy on the right is like just okay so yeah wrong sport dude he's doing that what's that little gay sport the gymnast dude with the little flare thing that's exactly where i was going for so to be fair i didn't watch more than like 30 or not 30 like five seconds of the video but i was like this is so gay it looks like rob or not rob will feral in uh in old school school yeah oh no i i saw online and they were saying hey man add some fucking music you know lightsaber type shit and uh yeah it animated it. I'm down for the lightsaber part. That would be cool as shit. I just, when I saw it,

I was just like, this is so gay. But I, to be fair, now that I've watched it, I enjoy it. Remember the guy in the park with the lightsaber? I wanted to play with that. He couldn't save us. It's crazy. You didn't know. I kind of think that maybe he carries that specifically for that situation. Like, if a tweaker comes up to him, he can like just turn it on and the tweakers like fucked out of his mind. and he's like oh my god he's got a lightsaber honestly like that totally would have worked in that situation

you would have popped If I had a lightsaber I would have pulled that Wong That guy would have been like Oh I don't want none of that Or it would have been like Hit the spiders

And get them off me with their lights Yeah And then I could have done it I could have just brushed them off With the lightsaber And uh And gone about our business I don't know

Something like that Here you go guys Stop doing Bulgarian split squats like this Let me teach you how To target glutes, sit down at the edge of a bench. Extend your feet out in front of you and stand up where your heels landed. Place your non-working leg onto the bench and keep that foot soft. Shift all of the weight onto your working leg.

Is that real? Is that real? Cam, like a fake ass. Is that a fake ass? No. It looks like a fake ass. No, that's a real ass because you can tell by the size of her legs. Yeah. To be fair, though, I bet you a lot of that is muscle.

Like, like that lady's, quads in cats. You don't do barefoot gym videos if you're not hitting it, dude. Yeah. Well, that is true. That is true. But that's funny. But no, there, so the shorts definitely look like that it's those fake shorts. But I think that woman, because of the size of her quads, I guarantee you. That's, can we zoom in? I mean, let's really, let's really see. Think of it as if you're going on an escalator. So lean forward with your back straight and hinge at your hips as if you're going to sit down. Your knee should form a 90 degree angle. That zoomed in a little bit.

There we go. That's real. Yeah, you see your hamstring. It's massive. Yeah. Good work there. And move as if you're on an escalator. Diagonally, not up and down.

Now, the target quotes, stand upright and drop your knee straight down. Your knee should form an acute angle. Yeah, there's the angle right there. That's nuts. That's nuts. So there's your, there's your workout for your glutes or ladies. A real talk to those are they fucking suck split squats. I being a soccer player and you should know this being a hockey player because you guys

So much leg work but dude I used to love my favorite thing to do were hamstring curls I could put a lot of weight on hamstring curls you know what I started like it really felt good on my legs post knee surgery was the Smith squats I'm getting your legs close together and doing Smith squats. It's so good But split squats what she was just doing you're gonna hit yourself after that. Oh, I mean I mean it burns but dude i used to i fucking love that i love the feeling of my legs feeling like jello at the end of a work oh yeah i got one more workout for you cam one more workout for you all right i don't look the hush but this morning this exercise may cause yes ladies be careful do that workout in front of the last segment of this is just porn it's great

So that's what we did. That's what we devolve into. Oh, man. All right. We do it. And we do it just in time for when John raids us. So we get all the like really serious people that just came from John's really serious, super serious show. And welcome by the way to all the folks here from Daily Herald. There's John. Oh shit. We got Caleb on the show. John in the chat. Yes, there we go. Christy says so oft. I don't know even know what that means. The way she pronounced that word. The other, the chick.

Oh, yeah, that lady's accent. I was like everything about her But the accent is good And then I was just like Some of these words I thought the same thing Like I was gonna point that out Like the very first when she starts talking

That accent was awful Awful And I feel bad Somewhere but I don't know I feel bad for any Let me see if I could pull it up again And you can hear the accent I feel bad for anybody that has

This accent as a woman Stop doing Bulgarian split squats like this Like these I drink the vodka And I put the vodka I went to bird Right I want my bird

Do you know what that's from? I've wanted my bird That's from Iron Man too Oh man I've wanted me to York yeah York yep There you go

Playing a Russian Playing a Russian Playing a Russian Basically today Trying to protect Caleb There's no protect How is he trying to protect him I'm not even looking at

He's a grown ass man These are the boys that me protecting. We're corrupting Caleb. Holy shit. You ever, party with this guy? This guy is, he's sheltered, man.

Instead of going out and partying, he goes to the gym and works out. He's a good kid. Yeah. He can't corrupt. He can't corrupt. Caleb hasn't killed a fly. He got his ass beaten golf and he's like,

I got to go to the gym. I got. I'm about that punch. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He told me about the fly. put so so Caleb we're playing golf all right there may or may not have been a joint on the back nine that was consumed and when when the joint was consumed we may or may not have stopped

giving a fuck about the round right you're just kind of like we're just kind of going through the motions right and uh can't Caleb was getting a little bit frustrated and I was like you'll get that one shot man that brings you back right that's what golf does like you go while and you play golf and you could suck all day, but you have that one shot that's like, yes, this is it. And Caleb sunk like a 63 foot putt. It was fantastic. Except triple bogey. Hey, man, we had a good time. Hey, that's better than quadruple bogey, man. Nobody crashed the golf cart. Yeah, right? Nobody crashed. Wasted. You guys may or may not have had a little joint. guys weren't out there swashed on the golf course. Now you're going to have a babysitter if you're doing

that. Yeah. We we did so at the end of the at the end of the round I was going through the score and I'm like, damn, bro, I had five opportunities for birdie on that course. And you know, that's no big deal. I didn't get any birdies. I had five opportunities. And out of those five opportunities, I was plus two. So on those five holes, I was plus two, which means I bogied two holes, which means I three put, two holes. And I was like, I don't know what's worth. Caleb says, I don't know what's worse. Me making a 63 footer for triple boge or you having five birdie opportunities and coming away plus two on all five of those holes. Like that's, you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. But it's a beautiful day. We had a great time. Yes. And we're actually, so I got permission from John from this. So I got to put it together. But we're going to do like a legit tournament at Edwood. Yeah, we're going to do a legit tournament. I'm going to start finding. some courses around there. I'm going to make some phone calls and put it together and it will be open to anybody that's, you know, attending. And it will be probably on Thursday morning. And I haven't decided

yet if it's going to be a scramble or if it's going to be like a straight up match play. I'll kind of get I'm not a fan of scrambles. I think they're kind of gay, actually. You know, I'm not, so you guys know what a scramble is. Yeah. Okay. I'm not a big fan of scrambles. So, but, but I'll open it up to, you know, opinions and whatever. We had like 80 people golfing maybe, but yeah. Yeah, it's probably, I mean, I, we played the first Deadwood when we played, we had like 30 or 40 people that just went out and rented carts and like followed us, like, rode with us throughout the course and watched.

It was like me and John and ghost. And, you know, there were a couple listeners that, that, you know, people that were in attendance that came out and played. Kim played you know rest her soul or you know she passed last year but it was a good time so I'm looking forward to doing that as well so there you go a little announcement there I see you got some lightsabers up there man yeah so have you guys seen this trend going around it's from Dr. Clown PhD on X

I fucking love it so this one says check Norris owns every villain no oh I love it man I'll save the celebrity one for next week, but there's a celebrity one for next week, but there's a, there's a celebrity, uh, politicians, politicians. There's a good one. Oh, that one I'm all in on. You know, you start out with data because you're fighting words right there. Yeah, I knew that one was going to, was going to get you. Um, I got another video, though, on a different screen.

Hold on. Let me switch over. So this one says she needs to. carry around some holy water like I do look at the jealousy in these women's eyes this is what women see don't lie women this is what you see when you see a woman like this walking around ignore that yeah is it your connection or is it mine because this is really like glitchy it's mine i think is it are you guys seeing it glit well now it's now it's no no but look at these So the guys obviously, you know, they're loving it.

But just look at some of these women the hate in their eyes. Not his eyes. That's how it goes. This lady right here. Oh, this one's bad. This lady's bad. She's going to smack them. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't that lady.

My bad. Look, that guy licking the beer. This one, that's the one. Oh, man, that is the death stare right there. This lady over here. I mean, you did that to yourself, ma'am. This girl right here. Bro, I don't, I mean, I get it, but like,

compare it. Work on yourself, man. Work on yourself. Thief of joy. Yeah. When you guys are ready for some nostalgia, let me know. I got a nostalgic one. Oh, not that one. That's you, right? I don't know what dumb fuck needs to hear this,

but if the options are comply or be shot in the face, We're not living in a free country, moron. That's right, you heard her. Make the pie and get in the hot place. No, no, I'm pretty sure that she said you could either fly or be shot into outer space. No, Jesus. She said you have to fly to keep up the pace. See, this is...

Man, no, she said, look me in my eye, right? She loves to fly into outer space and lives in the mace. That's why women can't stand men. sometimes y'all don't fucking listen oh shit i had that would say too bro anyways i'm craving chicken preferably breasts

what hi i don't know what does that i i that's like the the ass the the the the leggings it's like those leggings we saw a while back for for titties no that's the opposite no that's the opposite because the the the leggings

the leggings make the ass look like more's there this is is clearly defining what you're working with. Like that is clearly defined. Yeah, I've never, never seen a shirt like that's crazy. I don't know. I need more of those.

Yeah. It might be AI because I don't see any protrusion of nipples anywhere in that. Yeah. Probably AI. Maybe she has ghost nipples. Oh, moving right along. So, whenever you guys are ready,

I got a video. It says it's weird. seeing people just chilling without their phones high school and oh this is nostalgia bro i love this video and you're gonna love the music too i turned down a little bit but we quiz Caleb on this as we're going through it well it's important to recognize that i got fucked out of three years of high school because of COVID so oh shit what think about that three years hold on hold on hold on we got unpack this so three years give or take my freshman year of high school was all normal until spring break you know and we're

We have an extra week of spring break, they say, and then we have COVID until the end of sophomore year. And then so that's, you know, two years, give or take. And then junior year, they had cohorts. And so you were A or B. And like two days out of the week, you'd go to school and the other two days you'd stay at home and do like on the computer. So it wasn't normal. Like I got half my senior year, but beginning of my senior year, there was a really bad tragedy. And so it was just, you know, not the best high school experience.

did you have a prom? Yeah, we had prom. Just senior prom. Dude. Yeah, that's fucked up. That breaks my heart and pisses me off at the same fucking time. Well, I got to play hockey my senior year. Think about the athletes who played high school sports their entire life.

Or, well, you know, sports and then high school and they couldn't play their senior year. You know, like. Did they, so, I mean, they didn't, they canceled sports here in Florida, I think, for like three months. And then that was pretty much it. and then they did all the testing in that dumb shit and games were getting canceled like crazy left and right how many years did they cancel of sports in in Colorado it would have been my freshman and sophomore year of high school

so yeah bro that is nuts man but for the you know for the athletes that were seniors at that time you know like they just got it's true wow trumpet in the chat good to see trumpet says I knew kids that had no prom. No. Bro, that, like that, like, that is as American as apple pie, man, right?

Like, going to high school, senior prom, homecoming dances. That, that is heartbreaking. I'm still pissed off about it, you know, because I hear, like, you guys are, like, reminiscing on this time and, you know, we were shuffled around and wearing masks. Well, Cam, let's, let's, uh, let's turn Caleb into the Hulk here, man. get him raged out Bruce Banner. Yeah, so this was, I, um, I graduated 2008 and I think that was when the iPhone, first iPhone came out maybe. But I was telling Jackie, like, you straight up, I think you had like two chances to, to get called with your phone before you got suspended from school.

Like, you could not have your phone out in school because cell phones have basically just come around when I was in high school. But here, we'll enjoy this video. Excuse me. I had, what did you say? I had high, I had cell phone. phones in high school. They just weren't in iPhones. Yeah, but did everyone have had cell phones when you were in high school though? No, we had the little Nokia 3650s or whatever that you could play snake on. Yeah, but there were kids that didn't have cell phones. Like in my school, there were a couple

kids that didn't have cell phones because like it wasn't all the rage yet. Like the rich kids had them, but not everybody had a cell phone. You couldn't afford it. Like nowadays, everyone has a cell phone. Yeah, Christine and I got our first iPhones together. That was our first big major purchase as a married couple. It was iPhones. Yep. on. All right. Enjoy. Handheld video cameras. Those days, bro. Those days. Caleb,

you good down there? We didn't get it, man. It sucks. I'm pissed about it. That's all we're here, though. We're here so that nobody else has to go through that. Reparations for those cool. That's crazy. How, like, how did that mess up? like I mean I I know you're socially you know well rounded and everything but how like do you

think that messed up everybody else like other other people that like just they're mental they're not there for sure and I think it's like a bigger conversation too because um I'm I'm big into the you know in God's creation you know God didn't create mirrors and you know if you're going to see yourself you're looking down into water and that goes into like we're so enabled now to compare ourselves to each other you know like in the 40s somebody would see somebody as hot as Sabrina

Carpenter on a plane and go to war you know like now you have kids that are like so addicted to porn and like they just don't they'd rather be stuck in their phone not socialize you know with Instagram Snapchat like you're so unable to compare yourself to others that you'd rather just not

you know and so there's a lot of people my age who were super shut out to the world. They don't want to socialize. And I think that the developing years of high school being robbed definitely plays a part in that for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that absolutely is going to change. I mean, J.B. over here, did you guys have phones when you were in high school, J.B.? Oh, but fucker, please.

They didn't even have layer lines yet. Shit, Alexander Graham Bell wasn't ready yet. J.B., can you have? We had just gotten off of, what are those things called? they were party lines, right? It was a multiple line in your house. And yeah, yeah, it was a different world, man. Explain party lines. Well, you didn't have a, you did not have a dedicated line for your house. Your neighborhood had lines. And you'd have to get on there and see if somebody was on. If nobody was, you talked to the operator and then operator, I need to place a call. This kind of. Now listen, I was too damn young. We had just gotten off of that as I was a real young kid. But it was still normal enough that it was very familiar.

Everybody knew everything about these party lines and operators. And you still had to deal with operators. I don't think these kids deal with operators at all, right? There are no more operators, right? Bro, we don't even have landlines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people still have landlines. but it's very few.

When I was younger, I did have to be taught about the yellow pages, about as much as I can relate to this. Yeah, no. I remember using the yellow pages. We were just watching a show, I think Night Agent, where they're trying to find somebody, and they're like, do you have the Yellow Pages? And they pull out the Yellow Pages from, like, 2019?

That was definitely Night Agent. I remember that episode. Yeah, Night Agent. And he's like, oh, look, we found him in the Yellow Pages. but, you know, Christy's parents still have a landline. We, me and Christy have never had a landline. I think we signed up, like, when we lived in North Carolina in the Marine Corps, I think we signed up for like an internet package that came with a landline.

And they're like, oh, yeah, you get a free landline. And never hooked it up. Never hooked it up. The last time we had a phone was when I was in high school. And since then, it's just been cell phones. Do you guys have a landline, Caleb? No, but like when I got grounded as a little kid and they would like, like little kid, I guess like 11.

through 13, like if I was grounded and wanted to hang out with my buddies, I'd have to sneak the line and call them. Did your mom know that? Did you just docks yourself? I did. She's going to do now? Nothing.

Grounded. Metroactive grounding. Just watch her, like, throw like a chancelita or something. Like a chumper's just going to like break. You son of a bitch, I, she probably knew, to be honest with you. Like, there's so much shit that we did as kids that our parents knew about.

like you know you'll mention something like did you know i used to do this and they're like yeah we know we know yeah we got to grow up yeah we just we just we understood i like when the parents will like make a joke when you're in your 20s or 30s about something that you thought they never knew about you and they're like yeah blah blah you like oh yeah i thought i got away with that fuck they're judging me this whole time yep yep um i got another miss soldier one oh no 19 seconds is this dare don't give me a dare video it's 420 brother so this isn't dear happy 420 by the way to everybody yes happy 420 but this is a kail this is another thing now you guys have to deal with like serious like creeps and stuff

this is uh when i was a kid this is this is what we had to watch out for and the moms won't like this one but the fellas you'll love it you've already been told about strangers dressing up in uniforms but there are other traps you need to know about hi i'm just playing with my daughter's video game but the batteries seem to be dead have some in my car why not to come over and help me put them in. Bro. I was going to say like that. When we were kids, I'm telling you right now,

it would be multiple of us. But when we were like 12, 13, if there was a woman that looked like that, that was like, will you come over to the car? We would have been just like that dude. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Where are we going?

Where are we going? Oh, man. If it was daughters and guys, hell no. But I'm telling you, young boys. I'm not young boys like teenage guys. I know. I see all these things now of like the the super hot teachers like seducing the high school. It's like we're with, you know, come on. That is the standard, bro.

Like I, and I know this, this always pisses people off because they're like, it's still against law. Yes, it is. It's clearly against law. However, I'm telling you, I was a guy once. I was a young, young guy. I was, you know, 16, 17, 18 years old once. Telling you right now, man. I had this English teacher, man.

Did you all have teachers marrying students, like right after they graduated or something? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. That's what? Oh, yeah. Multiple. Wow. Wow. No, that we had a big ass high school. I mean, it was damn near 4,000 students. But there was there was a rain. of teachers. Was male teachers marrying female students? Yes. They wait

until they turn 18 and then well they weren't waiting they just were officially you know acknowledging. Why do you think the standard is so different? I mean for for you know with with men and women well men and women in that regard

I think that like young men that are and you know, it was juniors and seniors in high school or I guess in my opinion probably a lot more driven by lust than girls of that age, you know. What's the old Confucius says key that opens many locks is master key, but lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lock. Well, my take on it is, I just remember back to when I was in high school, by the time we were driving, man, like we weren't literally. adults, but we felt like adults. Like some of my buddies are basically the same size as they were when they were 16, 17, 18 years old. Like they're just older looking now, gray hair or whatever. But like when some of these teachers, man, like it almost looked normal. Like some of these

teachers were like in their 20s or 30s and these guys that are like 18, 17 years old. Like it looked like they were around the same age range. And any of my buddies that got with the teacher, I won't docks any of the teachers for sure, but any of my buddies that got with a teacher, man, they were a fucking hero. Like, are you kidding me? Like, that is, that is the high school boy dream to get the hot teacher. And, oh, man. I feel bad for the teacher, though, because after that, she's considered a whore and a

pedophile and all this stuff. I mean, technically, she has a pedophile if he's under 18. But still, like, I don't know, man. It's weird. Motley crew hot for, it's Motley crew hot for teacher, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Let's, we'll change the subject here as we start to wrap up. A couple weeks ago, we played the Keltec commercial for their newest sub-2000 knockoff kind of machine guns. Yeah, yeah. I got to give fair credit to H&K because this commercial is fucking badass. Stay strapped. Stay trained. And know your situational awareness. Check this out.

Preparedness starts long before a moment like this. It begins with choosing a tool you trust. something reliable discreet and accurate practice ensure you are capable of defending and safeguarding your life and those around you

the ones you love it is a choice every day the choice to prepare the VP 9CC such a badass commercial man like there's so many little things that they throw at you there the training aspect you know watching them go from standing firm stationary shooting you know

kind of spread a little bit all over the place learning then how to draw and then getting you know nice controlled shots you know good uh uh tight group on slow and then moving it up to fast and then showing him every single day putting it on putting it on putting it on because it's the one time you don't have it when you'll need it and i i thought that was a fantastic commercial by H&K. Yeah. That was awesome. Something that kind of pisses me off about the whole, like, gun control thing is the reason

motherfuckers are shooting each other on accident or just all these dumbass things that happen with weapons is because it's not promoted like that. It's, you're told, don't stay away from it. Don't learn about guns. Don't know anything about guns. And that's why dumb shit happens. If you have commercials like that, if you have like training videos like that, everyone's going to be like oh dude you don't know how to control your weapon you're a fucking loser nowadays

it's like oh you have a gun what's wrong with you are you crazy are you some violent criminals like no motherfucker i'm trying to learn how to defend my family and defend your dumb ass like that's the reason why people have guns is to defend your dumb ass who's too afraid to have a gun in the first place yeah most um accidental shootings with with kids and stuff is because curiosity right and so you know i don't have kids in my own but i have brothers and sisters that are you know a decade or more younger than me, and I've got nieces and nephews that lived either with me or you know, with us or very close and we're over all the time. And, you know, one of the things I would always tell them, because I have a lot of guns. And I would say, if you ever want it, first off,

I'd take them shooting. I would take them in a controlled environment, teach them how to use the weapon, teach them, you know, that this is something serious and that, you know, all those things. But the other thing I would tell them is, hey, if you guys ever want to see one of my guns, just ask me. Just ask me. And I will show it to you in a controlled, manner and controlled environment, you know, but, but other than that, you don't touch it, right? You don't touch it. If you want to touch it, if you want to go shooting, just ask me. I'll take you shooting. But, uh, and I think that, you know, obviously, I think most, you know, families don't have a situation like that. It's an extreme minority, rarity that something like that happens.

But I think that that further, uh, enables them to understand like the significance of if they do find a gun and they're not like, oh, well, I seen in the movie one time, bam, and they're shoot somebody by accident, right? You take, you negate that. So most kids, most kids knowledge of guns are from TV and video games, which is not realistic. Correct. Caleb, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, yeah. No, no, I need to, I want to, like, I've almost, you know, shot down to the pawn shop and got a used Glock, but I want to do it the right way, have something that I don't want to have to replace, you know? Yeah, yeah. What are the gun laws like in Colorado, like to get a concealed carry do you know um i think for a pistol it's two days

okay like um most places but they just i think they just banned um 13 rounds pretty sure they ban like anything i could be wrong maybe it's 15 um i think 15 is the one yeah crazy just banning shit in general is it's so dumb man it doesn't do anything you said give criminals the couple standards don't like i can go right now to cash in a flash and buy an ar 15 but a pistol is no good. Damn, dude. So with that being said, when we finally convince your mom to move to Florida,

are you coming to? Oh, absolutely. I've been, you know, a native. I've been on that train forever. All right. All right. I'm hoping soon. I think I'm getting them. There we go. Let's go. You know, wait for a little bro to graduate, right? He wants to move down to Florida too.

Like, he would totally be okay with switching high schools, You would have way more fun finishing up high school in Florida. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I wish I could have been on a boat hanging with the buddies, you know. He plays football. Yeah, he plays football. He's definitely going to Florida then.

St. Thomas, baby. He's good at it, too. St. Thomas, baby. What's his position? He started on the defensive line, but he's tall skinny kid, and so now he's probably going to go a wide receiver corner. Bro, defensive end, baby. Can't have you put on some weight

Place in D.N? He's not, he needs to put some weight on But he's like little taller than me There we go, bro. St. Thomas would be perfect. We got the Bosa brothers out of St. Thomas And a lot of other good players too, but the bosses are the crim de la crim.

He's got some speed. Yeah, oh yeah, he's fast. Yeah. What's his 40? I don't know. I don't know. But like he didn't, you know, he got into it pretty quick like i think eighth grade is when he put the pads on you know and so

it was all new to him you get thrown into the freshman team nobody really cares but he's about it for sure and i get him in the weight room so all right all right guys well that is going to wrap up the show i am going to uh i see the thumbnail already yeah it's coming it's coming and and a hat tip to ash for this one but uh but uh it is it is 420 so i will be going over and uh we'll be you young fuckers Marco Marco Dubio Marco Dubio

That's good Your mom sent that to me this morning And I was like laughing my ass off ZigZack with a U.S. Rumble wallet Bitcoin Send in some stats Sats

Sets, excuse me stats Sending some stats 94 Sats Thank you so much Appreciate that I think that was I think that was the only rant that we had yesterday.

So on that note, ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for Alphas-Make Sandwiches. It is not Boys Rule Girls' Drul yet because they did not initially post it that way. And it has to be the full length of the show being posted. Also, it has to have the thumbnail that says boys' rule, girls' drool, not Alphas-Make sandwiches. So stay tuned for Alphas-Make sandwiches as they are going to bitch and moan about renegging on their bet. but they're also they also jacky was editing before she's uh she's got a she's got a little a little bit of a clip for you guys to give you some um some garth feels and we got garth coming up man it's like what less than 10 weeks away now nine weeks

away nine weeks away and we will be uh we will do another battle of the sexes before that garth and uh we will make sure not to confuse week with one show one week one month and all that shit. And the AI bullshit that they just put up. I saw the eye before I saw the thing being thrown. I don't even know what the fuck this thing is, but I'm now a ninja. So, there we go. Christy threw this at me.

She thought it was like, I don't know, somehow going to hurt me or something. I don't know. No, I think she thought because she didn't want to hurt you. Perhaps. I will see you guys later. Thank you all so much for tuning in. God bless. Caleb, thank you for filling in.

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