Badlands Media - Y-Chromes Ep. 82: Aliens, Armless Anglers, and the Stanley Cup

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

CannCon, Alpha Warrior, and Cam Cooksey kick off episode 82 on June 1st with the Stanley Cup Finals officially set: Carolina Hurricanes versus Vegas Golden Knights. Poor Caleb's Avs got swept, which explains why he is nowhere to be found. From there the show takes a hard left into alien disclosure territory as the crew debates Nordics, reptilians, insectoids, the COVID vaccine as covert alien warfare, and whether humans are actually the extraterrestrials. Cam brings the Florida content with a debate on Google's 32 million mosquito release, lovebug lore, and a world record 15 foot gator. A deployed soldier catching his girlfriend cheating through home cameras leads into a genuine conversation about power of attorney and military relationships. Then Cam drops Casey, the armless outdoorsman who fishes, fries fish, and mows his lawn with zero arms and zero excuses. The show closes with Alpha showing off his Daniel Defense build and a spirited debate about California gun laws. Men unsupervised. Happy Pride Month, California.

The bedlands, one of the badlands, explain those badlands. That's a hell of a name. All right. Good afternoon. Cam is an emoji. Cam is late for work. We'll take him down until he gets back. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to, oh, there he is. He's back. Welcome to Y Chrome. Hey, Cam, you're late. I'm right on time, baby. Now, you're late. Nah. You're shit, Alpha.

You're on, you on Kankon time, bro. I'm on CPT, bro. Somehow you guys blame the white guy for all of this. It's always the white guy's fault. It's always the white guy's fault. How are you guys doing? Good, bro. I'll answer all at once.

It's summer, baby. It's summer. Well, almost, almost a few days away. You guys have a confirmed case of West Nile virus in Riverside. You better be careful. With all the, all the, all the, actions and military gamers. I ain't worried about the West Nile. We covered that on Badlands Daily this morning. Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes into the wild in California

and Florida to call West Nile virus and a couple other diseases that are pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. You know they did it in both our states a couple years ago, right? They've been doing it for a while. Well, I thought they had a stop. They might have. I know. There was something that, I mean, they did it for a long time. They did it for like, it was like two years or something like that. But then something, there was something and they had to stop.

COVID. No, no, no, no. No, because they were doing this during COVID. Wasn't it in 2020, 21 or something like that? Somebody probably actually found out what they were doing and they're like, why are you doing this? It makes no fucking sense, bro. Making me look it up now.

Me and Zach were talking about this. And, you know, Zach's only been in Florida for like five years now, but we have our mosquito population down here in, you know, suburban and urban areas is like relatively low. Like it's not like it used to be when I was a kid. When I was a kid in Florida in the summer,

when the sun went down, you did not go outside. You know, unless you were constantly moving. And now it's just like, unless you're living in the ever, and I'm on the, I'm on the edge of the Everglades. Cam, you've seen my house.

Like, one, a street over for me is the Everglades. That's great. Yeah. And like, nothing, nothing. I don't know how the fuck you guys got rid of your mosquitoes. We've never gotten rid of our mosquitoes, man. And I, to this day, bro, I fucking hate. I, like, I am right here, I'm doing it on Y Cromes.

I am declaring a jihad on fucking mosquitoes. I want to genocide all mosquitoes. bro i'm going full hitler on mosquitoes man fucking get rid of all of them fuck them all when i was reading the article this morning uh you know it starts out it's like oh they're going to give it this bacteria so they will kill off the mosquitoes that carry west nile and all this and it's all in the name of disease control and then at the at the end of the article they're like oh yeah the they're releasing male mosquitoes that are going to make the female mosquitoes sterile in order to reduce reduced the mosquito population i was like if you would have just went with that

you would have had more people supporting it. The second you get into, oh, it's because of disease, no, fuck that. We all know where that ends up going, right? Next thing, you know, they're going to be Bill Gates mosquitoes that are giving you vaccines, because that is an actual thing that they tried back in the mid-2000s. Or what happens when one of those male mosquitoes injects a female adult? How does that affect her stare? Male mosquitoes don't bite.

They don't sting. Only females. Oh, okay. Yeah, but what happens when the mosquitoes evolve or you find one that's resistant to that bacteria and then that happens? Or you're driving on your motorcycle and you ingest one of those male mosquitoes or a boat or, you know, whatever the case. Or you're just walking along and you suck up a mosquito. It happens in Florida. It happens.

Yeah, I don't know, man. The other thing I was going to say, too, is to camp. Why got to be a jihad on mosquitoes? Why can't we go mosaid on them? because Mossad's secretive bro I want the mosquitoes to know I'm fucking coming bro I want them to know I love the mosquito high oh that's a perfect answer bro that was perfect that was perfect oh that was off the cuff too

the thing that the thing that that that I told Zach is we've we've seen like a lot of we used to have dragonflies down here and we don't have dragonflies we don't have them anymore like very few and and the only time you ever see them is when they're stuck in the grill of a car because they're driving down the highway and they splatter one. Like they used to be, I mean, you used to be able to run through your yard

and they, there would be probably 20 or 30 of them just flying around picking off mosquitoes and other little bugs and they're gone now. And that's because the mosquitoes are gone. And when the mosquitoes are gone, they go because that's what they eat. And so, stocks, man.

The great circle of life. Yeah. All right. So welcome. to Ychromes. Also, uh, the science that you should never trust because we don't know science, but also don't trust the science either. But, um, anyway, I bet you we science better than the scientists. Definitely. I, I, I think we more common sense better than the scientists. That's absolutely for sure. Like, let's not go effing around with God's creation. God made mosquitoes. And as

much as I hate them, they're here for a reason, you know, unlike ladybugs, which we made ladybugs in a lab. University of Florida allegedly or what? And that lady, excuse me, love bugs. Excuse me, love bugs. Yeah. Yeah. Lady bugs. Love bugs. You never seen, you guys don't have love bugs because they're exclusive to Florida.

And maybe they don't, they don't, they don't come up here, man. So love bugs are these little little black bugs that have like orange dots on their back. And they mate by joining their butts together. And they fly. with both of their butts flying together.

Like dragonflies? Yeah, but much smaller. You know, they're probably only about half an inch or so. No, but I mean, that's what dragonflies do. They fly with the...

Yeah, same concept, but much, much, much, much, much smaller. Like, probably like half... A size between a dragonfly and a mosquito, like the middle size would be a love bug. So love bugs fly with our asses together, so it's safe to assume love bugs are gay.

That's why they're love bugs. What was the purpose of creating them, though? That I don't know. I have no idea. It's just like an urban legend here in Florida that love bugs were created in a lab in the University of Florida. I think it's been debunked, or at least they say it's been debunked, and who knows, whether it has or not, but everybody in Florida knows that during love bug season, you do not drive on the highway at night because it will literally like cover

driving on the turnpike at night during lovebug season in central Florida will literally coat your entire car in a black film that will not come off unless you have a pressure cleaner and some heavy heavy citrus de greaser will not come off i've had some bad experiences with love bugs um during during august august in uh in orlando used to go running around the loop for preseason bro i've eaten so many love bugs it's fucking nasty bro like just trying to breathe just trying to breathe in that hot swamp ass air and then just love bugs going in your mouth every white car on campus is covered in black it's covered in black from love fuck they're they're they're in invasive species they need to be taking care of too man fuck them but at least they don't bite they're just annoying here i got a picture of one for you alpha good i'm curious i want to see this now all right so i got this picture here all right that's one picture But touching. Here's a better picture. Yep. Why would somebody create that? They didn't. They didn't.

You know what it looks like now that I'm looking at it? Like they took a mosquito and a dragonfly and they forced it to have sex. Yeah. I would add a queen ant into that. Oh, those look like the legs of like a queen ant, especially with that, the back part or what's that called?

Is that the thorax? It's been a while since I've done. the animal stuff. I'm asking the machine now. How were love bugs created? Oh, I already looked it up. They're natural species native to Central America and the U-C-Tan Peninsula.

Bullshit. They were made in university. A little more context. Lug bugs are actually flies, not bugs. All things that fly are bugs. Right? Well, insects that fly are bugs. I agree with you. It is, but bugs is not a scientific term.

It is. and they've been in the Gulf Coast region for long time with reports in the U.S. going back well before modern genetic engineering existed. Of course, this is a cover up. This is a cover up. Wait, so hold on. So they weren't created in a lab at the University of Florida like Gatorade was. Wait, what? Yeah.

You didn't know that? Gatorade. was made by university. Bro, that's what's called Gatorade. That's why it's called Gatorade. Gatorade. And that's why the rivals use Powerade. That makes it. How much?

It existed then. No, I'm saying like now. Like, well, first of all, it wasn't before that. I'm saying Powerade came out. Coca-Cola made Powerade because Atlanta, Georgia, you know, all that. But all the schools that are like big rivals with Florida, they only use Powerade. Like at UCF, I think we only use Powerade. Not big rivals, but just teams that aren't.

Gatorade's bad. Better. Pac-Watting H-2-0. Bro, the great gittery from when we were kids was solid, bro. That was good. The gatory today, this sucks. I don't even- It's just sugar.

At this point, it's just sugar. It has flame retardant in it. What? Yeah, like one of the chemicals in it is the same chemical used to make flame retardant. So does that mean to make flame retardant, but not flame retardant. It's flame retarded. I was going to say if you drink Gatorade, does that mean you won't be gay or retarded? Robert Cade, I think, was the name of the guy that made it.

Robert C-A-D-E and the urban. This was actually a Gatorade commercial for a little while, like the creation of Gatorade. And they talked about the University of Florida and how they were dead by halftime because they're playing in the humid swamps of Florida. And then like they made this drink that would restore electrolytes and they named a Gatorade. I bet you he's Jewish. Robert Cade? Why, why we got to go there? I was just trying to get to me.

Yeah, he gave me to it. We're going to hell. Ghost is watching the show right now. He's like, that's my homies right there. Joseph is trying to pop on the show. He's like, let me get on. Let me get on. I got a story about this. I get to tell you the gate radio commercial here.

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It's back when it was good, man. man it's back when it was good all right gatorade now pay us money right you got you guys remember the drink well cam you probably remember what drink no brian had privilege so i don't know if you remember tang i remember tang are you fucking kicking a glass baby yeah you had to powder that shit i knew 10 i'm raised listen Brian we we know you had all the fancy juice we know you had the fancy juice growing up i drink the shit out of tang when I was a kid, bro. That ain't, that ain't. Do you know what a tang which is? A what? Tang witch? No. So it had to be wonder bread. Do you remember wonder bread was squishy? Oh, God,

yes. Because you would put a little bit of the tang and the wonder bread and then you'd smash it together and smash the corners around. Like you took the crust off, smash the corners. It was like those uncrustibles. Yeah, like those yeah, like the uncrustables. It was like kids invented that, bro. You put tang in it. You did that. It was bomb. Dude, it was so. good. That's disgusting. That's fucking disgusting. Oh, bro. I guarantee you somebody in the chat did a tang witch back in the day. Oh, it was good. It was so good.

Sputel said Tang, the astronaut drink. Yeah, I remember seeing those. I don't know if there were commercials or what it was, but that was like an advertisement back in the day. This was before I was born, but like, I remember seeing them later on. But Tang was like the first drink they took into space because it was powder and then they can make it up there. Let's hit our sponsors. and then we'll see if the chat's ever had a tang witch. Yeah. Not sponsored by Tang, guys.

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here it is. Hockey fans, this is the moment. The world has been waiting, ball. Every battle counts no matter where it is on the ice. Every guy is going to go. Heading back into the storm. That's right where we want to be. It's right where we're supposed to be. Let's get it done, boys. Here we go. Let's go. Another lava head, Stone's behind the defense. He's in alone. Mark Stone's Scores! Quick release! That's a simple case of a shooter beating a goaltender. And Aho lined up with the dots. He puts it in a perfect spot over that left hand. I'll be hungry for that first line. And I go Roeb, I go shot, and he scores! Oh, Dorothea is the recipient of a mortar beauty.

Man, this kid can shoot the puck. Come on, boys, fifth at a time! All you got here, here we go, man. Incredible performance depth from Anderson. and neck for those Dagan in front of them and the skill and the speed of the talent from all four forward lines for the Carolina Hurricanes. But here they are conference chant for the third time in nine years. That was a machine-like Western conference final for the Vegas Golden Knights. Brilliant, goaltender on out.

They'll flip it inside there's on Dorothea. House of Steph! Private Pecanon! He's got on that one. Logan, stay COVID! What a laser from Stan Coven! And now there's only two to go after the greatest trophy in all of professional sports. Carolina and Vegas, game one, Tuesday night.

So there it is. Carolina Hurricanes, the Vegas Golden Knights, going at it, starting tomorrow night. I think tomorrow night's the first game. Where's the first one at? The first game is in Raleigh, in North Carolina. they're both one seeds bro Carolina man I don't know if this has ever been done

Cam see if this has ever been done they've only lost one game on their whole road to the Stanley Cup in the playoffs they've only lost one game they swept the senators they swept the uh the flyers and they only lost one game

to Montreal I mean, that's impressive, bro. That is impressive. It says no team has ever reached the Stanley Cup finals with only a single loss, but the 1987 Edmonton Oilers hold the modern record for fewest losses to reach the finals. They went 12 and 1 through the first three rounds before winning the cup. Oh, that's for winning the Cup. Oh, so they would tie them at 12 and 1.

I said on the way to the Stanley Cup finals. Fuck out of here, man. that Vegas wasn't the number one seed. Yeah, Vegas was definitely a number one seed. Vegas was absolutely a number one seed. Sorry, Gfantz, you're wrong. There it is right there. Vegas.

See that one next to it? That's the seed. One seed. Both teams are one seeds. Vegas, Colorado, were the one seed. seeds, oilers, and stars were two seeds. The wild and the ducks were the three seeds and the kings and the mammoth were the four seeds. And dude, I don't know what happened to the freaking avalanche in the Western

conference finals. That was tough to watch, man. They got swept like bad too. Like really bad. Poor Caleb. That's why he doesn't want to come on. I was about to say that's why we didn't see him today. Can't show his face, man. And I called them winning it all the way. I said they were going to sweep all the way through.

I didn't know they were even get swept. Yeah, right, right? I mean, they came out, dude, like the, the, the abs, I think at one point early on in the season, in the first 25 games, I think they only had two losses. Like, you know how crazy that is to only have two losses in 25. games and hockey in hockey yeah that is that is impressive dude that is impressive so Stanley Cup is said I think there's a basketball finals too I think it's like the spurs and the Knicks I think yeah I asked Jackie because I was on uh we have an Amazon fire stick and I turned it on it's like NBA finals starting on the third I was like that soon who the fuck is

is playing in it she was like the Knicks are going and let me look it up we need to know who was fucking playing no one cares about basketball anymore like I know no So it's literally just a, I think Chris Paul said it one time. It's like, it's just a gay soap opera now. The NBA is a gay soap opera at this point. I mean, I know, I know more players at this point. I think I can name more players in the WNBA than I could in the NBA. And that's because they're trying to shove the WNBA down our throats.

I only know the NBA players because some of them are like old as fuck and they were still playing back when I was watching basketball. Like LeBron and KD are still playing stuff Curry. Oh, that's right. LeBron. But like the new players, I know that Victor Wanayama guy, the seven foot six French dude. I know him. Is he the black guy for the Spurs? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, he's supposed to be like a freak player. Yeah. Yeah. He's like seven foot six, bro. And he plays, he's like KD, but like seven foot six. I think he's, I'll look it up. He's either seven, five or seven six.

Holy, he's an alien. Yeah, bro, for sure. He's from France. He's one of those. four classes of aliens. 7.4. He's supposed to be 8 foot tall because the Nordics were like 8 foot tall.

But they, the Nordics went to Wakanda and and they, they, they, you know, they, they had interracials going on there. And he's the byproduct of the Nordics

with the Wakandans. So they got the insane athleticism of Wakanda and the incredible height of the Nordics and that's how we got him. And he's phenomenal. Yeah. Totally kidding. Hold on. I got a, I got a picture real quick.

This is him next to Chris Paul, not our Chris Paul, but the Chris Paul from the NBA, who's actually six feet tall. By the way. Where'd you go, Alpha? Oh, what, what, what the hell? Oh, there's Alpha. That's not mine. That's alpha. Move that. There we go.

Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. He's set the funny thing is he looks skinny. He's 236 pounds bro. He is skinny. 236 pounds at seven foot six. I mean seven seven foot four but Sha Shaq was seven two but he was like 300 pounds. So that's why he was a big motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Shaq was a tank bro. Yeah. Bro I saw a video I saw a video yesterday of a they were talking about Shaq when he was with the magic. They were playing in Philly and they went to the Philly zoo and they said not to look the gorillas in the eye and there's This is this albino gorilla. Shack looked it directly in the eye. Shack said it almost broke the glass. And that's the first time he's ever been scared.

Like really scared for his life. Because he was like, I'm not fighting a gorilla. They're like, motherfucker. You look like, you look like a gorilla. And then they said the gorilla was probably like, hey, how the fuck did he get out? Let me out, bro. But yeah, 7-4, bro. 7.4.

And how old is he? He's like 19, maybe. No, no, you can't be 19. So he's going to fill out when he gets on that good NBA food and he's eating. He's 22. Working out. 22. Okay.

So he's going to fill out. He expect him to probably put on 20 or 30 pounds in the next two or three seasons. His nickname is either Wimby or the alien. The alien. That's the dude. Disclosure. It's coming. He's a Nordic.

He's a Nordic Wukkundon. Speaking of disclosure before we get into that, I was going to be like, hey, we should go to the Vegas night's game. The Stanley Cup won, the number three one, right? In Vegas. I went to go look up the tickets. I was, oh, shit. No. So to get three tickets together,

three tickets together. The cheapest, cheapest is almost five grand a ticket. A ticket? So 15 grand? Oh, fuck. The cheapest. And that's in Vegas, though? That's in Vegas.

And that's, uh, section seven. team it's decent it's decent seats what what's crazy is there's some seats that are higher up like you know the the the nosebleeds area and they're fifty five thousand dollars resale i'm i'm on stub hub yeah uh section 205 row b so you're literally you're dead center um it's 555520 dollars a ticket three left at that price That's because it's in Vegas. And there are probably three left until game time when they actually come down to a normal price. But there's people that will go to Vegas and pay it and pay it.

And that's got to be the shittiest thing being a sports fan of a team in Vegas if you live in Vegas. Because you can't be a sports fan, right? You can't go to a game for a reasonable price because every game is blown out by people that travel because it's a destination, you know, sporting event. you go to the game but you're not just there for the game you're there because it's Vegas and we'll make a weekend of it right you will go to Vegas we'll you know see all the sites and everything and so that's why like because christie and i went to the panthers Stanley Cup last season uh we went to game three i think it was game three and we sat like four four rows off the glass it was a complete accident that i ended up with these tickets and i

regret it well i regret it at the time but after the game i was like all right whatever it's done Yolo you only live once. But those tickets were like $1,200 each. And I was able to sell the tickets that we had to cover about half of it, thank God. But those were only $1,200. And those were four rows up from the glass on the panther shoot twice side. So those were, you know, really good. I see. I think that's that's that's reason. I mean, it's expensive. But it's, I mean, it sounds like oxymoron. It's reasonable. It's expensive. You know what I mean? you know especially given the location but i mean the opposite side with still the part that i was crazy is there were seats closer to the ring on the lower level and they were like 7 000 so it's like why would you pay 55 000 way up there when you can pay 7 000 be so much closer it's probably a sweet it's it's probably a or in club level or something like that so yeah i didn't look at that i was just looking at the price tags, but you were talking about aliens and stuff. I want to play about 30 seconds of something Jesse Waters says, because this is going to set up

something else that I want to show. So let me just play just like 20 seconds of this. Scyops for different species of aliens. Another scientist called them Grays, Nordics, insectoids, and reptilians. All of them have two arms and two legs. just like us experts speculate the reptilians are scaly with long tails like a lizard insectoids look like a praying manus all right so I'm gonna pull this off real quick now okay I got I got to set up the next one part two right part two because I'm like

were they were they warning us were they warning us so you guys will you guys are gonna recognize this all right bring it up bring it up real quick Can close yourself, General. I can't. I can. We should just shoot them. He's just a little out of his mind, sir. Come on you, hey.

You want to live forever? Listen, how Jesse Water going to go describe those things as Prairie Mantis, bro? Either they're trolling us? Or they were giving us soft disclosure. years ago, man. I told you on Thursday on Sidrep, man. I ain't believe in any of that shit unless the little gray dude is standing in front of me. And I can put my hands on him and rip and make sure it's not a mask.

Listen, I don't, the little gray dude don't scare me, bro. That shit. Okay. Remember those things that puts in your heads, starts sucking your brains out? Yeah. I went to the Rangers weekend to practice just to make sure that I still got it. Just in case, man. just in case, just in case,

got my range time in. What the fuck are we doing, man? How did we let it get to this? How did we let it get to where there might be insectoids walking among us in masks or coming down? Fuck, fuck, man. That's the thing. Like, if you're going to say that in the midst of all this disclosure and all that, and you have

Una Pununa Banka and all the other, you know, retards coming out and saying, we're going to get the disclosure. Let's fucking do it. Let's do it let's know i want to know are there eight foot motherfuckers up in up in the north that you know is the ice wall real like where are we going with this where are we going with this so is it we're going to be enslaved by like the nordics we're going to be you know food for the reptilians or we're just going to get annihilated by the insectoids like is it is this one of those like pick your poison all right so if the insectoids are here all right they have to

be underground. Well, they would have to be underground, yes. Also, I would find it a lot more likely that they were the original ones here and we chase them underground. Because I'm telling you right now, them things, them bugs, them things didn't look like they could build a spacecraft that could fly across a galaxy and get them here. And then somehow they had no plan once they got here except to disappear unless they could shape shift into humans, which could be. Unless, unless they were the army of a much superior intelligence, like the Nordics or reptilians. Could be. Could be. Even then, like any, any occupying force that has been on here for any period of time, they've either infiltrated us by means of, you know, blending in, like they're able to shape shift and they're able to play

basketball at seven foot four um or or again we were the invaders yeah you know uh i don't know man i look at some of the things that we built historically the pyramids you know some of the the you know architect that we have over in europe uh some of the cathedrals and all sorts of things like that and i'm like man we were some pretty fucking smart people back in the day where the hell do we get so stupid now that we're building I don't know dude I don't know man my theory is if it is

those four the Nordics ran shit on this planet we are hybrids of the Nordics yeah could be maybe we were the army that took out the other ones could be I want to stay in sports just for a couple things real quick

I mean if we can talk about aliens all shit. I think it's funny because you like stay on sports. I'm like, we went fucking straight to aliens. Oh, I know. I'm bringing us back to sports. I'm bringing us back to sports.

Before you bring us back, let's this do some predictions. I know. Oh. Smaise or Spoltzels will, we'll probably clip it. A year from today, June 1st of 2027.

Okay. Are we going to now have irrefutable knowledge or maybe even cohabitating with another species that's not us? Or are we still going to be wondering, is it true or is it not true? As when you say another species that's not us, I mean, like something that's not human. Well, my dog's here right next to me.

I'm already. I'm talking reference the conversation surrounding aliens. Extraterrestrial. Or it could be interterrestrial. It could be an alien species on this planet we didn't know about. I got an alien that we don't know about. I was like, I got an alien over here. Cats are definitely fucking aliens.

They're furlacs. Octopus are aliens. Yeah. The motherfuckers got three hearts. They got like each brain is like they've got yeah. Each leg is its own entity. I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

I'm I am usually the optimist. But I just think they're going to keep stringing. They're going to keep stringing us along. The most are going to give us is like they're, I bet you by next year we'll have like a picture of an alien kind of bringing us back to the Roswell days where there was like. sightings of the of a gray and there's like like dissections or something like that or some scientists in some lab that we're not allowed to know about and the undisclosed area is going to take apart an alien and that's how we're going to know that they're really here that's all we're

going to have my my prediction is that we're going to find out similar to what what cancom was saying but we're going to find out that we're actually the alien species and that we're not from this planet i think that's what the disclosure is actually going to reveal I think that's more believable. I could get behind that. Yeah. I could definitely get behind that. I also think there's a possibility that throughout our history,

we've gotten to the point, or at least close to the point we're at now, and then some catastrophic event wiped everything out. And we had to build up again from scratch. I mean, I think broadly a lot of what we know or what we think we know about our past is utter nonsense. what? Read what Marine at the Woods wrote in the chat. Oh, God. I'm not looking at the chat, but let me say beautiful space aliens that like big dick dudes,

your safe alpha risk of abduction. Right. Ain't right. See what people don't know is Marine in the Woods served with Alpha back in the 1970s. And so they, they, he's actually seen Alpha in full news. So most Marines have seen their other Marines naked. It's just the way it is. It's just the way it is, man.

Don't ask how, don't ask why. Just the way it is. Air Force is the only one that doesn't do that because they don't want half their other people knowing that they don't actually have balls. Oh, he just went there. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Making fun of you guys. Hey, so, all right.

Go ahead. Last one, we can go back to sports. This is not the aliens we're going to get. No. And that is a great movie. And it's only great because she's naked for like half the movie. And she is, she is very, very attractive.

You just have to stop it before she turns into an alien. Yeah. Spoiler. A demon looking alien, bro. Yeah, very, very demonic looking. Yeah, man. Which is the other thing. if my my alternative prediction is if we're not the aliens that we're going to find out that that demons and fallen angels are that you know this part of the bible can be proven and and i think the reason that there's hesitation is because if you prove the nephleum and fallen angels then all of a sudden the rest of the bible gets corroborated as now we have legitimate truth and it changes it changes everything i think

That even puts us even closer to religious wars. Spotzel says, read the oldest known text in human history from Samarian. We are, we're the hybrid slaves created by the aliens with their DNA according to them. Yeah. I had this, I had this debate with chat GPT. And I was like, is it possible that we're hybrid with aliens? No, DNA confirms that are, you know, or DNA research confirms. that our DNA is organic to earth

based on what I mean it's like in and you know just because you know I like to pick on the spoltzel because they're gay what proof is there that the Samarian tablets are real as much proof is

it is that our DNA is organic and natural I agree I agree with you Matt this is the argument that I always have with people so it says they said that we're what we're chat Chat GPT said that our DNA is organic to Earth. Bro, Earth is just the home that we're living on right now.

Maybe it is organic to Earth. Maybe we were made here, bro. Are you going to make something and then bring it to Earth? You're going to make it here on Earth with the products of what's there? Like, just because we were made here on this planet doesn't mean that we aren't the same thing that Spoto just said. We aren't created by aliens in their hybrid slave race. So that makes sense? Like, we literally could be made up of the materials of Earth.

earth, but that doesn't mean that we're not created by something here on earth. Like, I think God created everything, but who knows if God created, God created us is what I believe. But what if something else comes out that says that God created us through proxy? What if there's more information, more steps along the way? I don't know, man. I think the questions we should be asking. I'm still, I think we can get these answers on Rick and Morty. Yes.

I'm still sticking with simulation theory all the way. Still, this type of stuff makes me even more firm on that belief. So, all right, are we, are we all good now? I want to get back to real men shit. I could, but man, now my brain is just going. Yeah, my brain. I'm there with you. I'm there with you, bro.

I'm like, you know, all right, listen, what if, what if the species walks among us, right? And so this goes back to just, just to bring some, like, legit, conversation. This was about back. I think it was like two years ago, three years ago. I got to ask Josh for the date, but he did an interview with General Flynn. And in the interview, General Flynn makes the statement, you know, he goes, we have an extraterrestrial government. And he just keeps going past it. Right. And it's one who says, well, this is like, who. Pump the motherfucking brains. What do you mean? We have a extraterrestrial government, you know? And so was he dropping a hint for conversations like this later to reference back to that?

And again, you know, maybe they don't look like preamantus and reptilians. You know, maybe they are hybrid from us like with DNA and stuff like that. But the point being is let's just say during this disclosure time, they tell us, hey, we're from, you know, serious B, you know, that planet. You know, a lot of people are familiar with that. And they tell you, and we have the technology to get there now. You know, this is all part of the disclosure. And this is where you're from, you know, CanCon.

You can go back if you want. Would you choose to just maintain your life here on Earth? Or would you be like, all right, let's go back. Let's see where I'm from. That's an interesting theory that we either crash landed or we landed here as a way. So, Cam, did you go with us to the stratosphere in Vegas? I wasn't we didn't go to Vegas Jack you know

didn't come around until that's right you weren't in Vegas Myrtle not Myrtle Did you go with this alpha? No So we went and saw the documentary I think it's called like Earth or whatever And it's like

It's in that you know the big bubble And it was it was very cool to see it It was a liberal the world is ending Because of climate change and all that bullshit right And then And then at the end of it, you know, they send out all these pods and the pods go, you know, to different planets. And they land on the planet and they basically, you know, put something in the ground and it becomes fertile.

And, you know, they from there, they start society all over again. It's, you know, almost like Adam and Eve, the kind of Garden of Eden concept. And, you know, if you think about human history and going all the way back to Adam and Eve, and the creation genesis building up to where we're at now we're now at the point where if we were from another planet you know president trump just uh the nassau budget was just talking about no no more money for uh you know education and all that all of our money needs to go towards mars and the moon now i don't think we're going if you know if mars is the origin

planet did we destroy mars and we came to earth And now we're like, yo, let's go back to Mars and see if we fix shit over there or if we can fix shit over there. I don't know, man. Like, it's one to think about, but ultimately, I'm still going to go back to a simulation theory and God created us in the garden of Eden. That is the ultimate simulation theory, by the way. Religion as a whole is the ultimate simulation theory. Jack, you just dropped the joke that is, that was creative. that was created.

I did not see it. She goes, this sounds like solar opposites. That's a show. Yeah, that's a Rick and Morty spin-off. Well, it's not a spin-off. I thought she was taking polar opposites into solar.

No, it's a show that you give her that credit, man. I showed her that show. I was like, that's genius. I never got into that. Christy loves it. I never got it. I like it. I can't listen to Morty's voice and it not be Morty. I can't listen to all their voices and it's not from Rick and Morty.

It's real weird, man. And I'll ruin one thing for you about a few seasons in. They changed the character's voice to a British dude from, um, was it, is it Justin Royland that does the voice? Yeah, because they got rid of him. Yeah, that, that pissed me off. I did still enjoy this show, but I was just like, this British fuck came in here. We're one episode into season nine and it already sucks.

Yeah. Already sucks. I brace my heart, man. So, Ken, are you? kind of saying that like the Superman storyline is this kind of all of us yeah but we we superman we left we left Krypton and went to a completely new planet that didn't have or had life but not life like we are and again I'm just I'm just theorizing I still am you know foundationally on the simulation theory uh in the context of Christianity but I am

Is it possible? Sure. It's possible. We landed here and there was nothing here. There was, you know, a handful of people and they spread out from there and built a society. It's possible. Maybe not likely, but over tens of thousands of years. Who knows? Who knows? There's so many possibilities. The one thing I will say, though, is that with these people coming out with this disclosure, like the Unipunabankas and those people, it's, it pisses me off because it makes me not want to believe them because I just don't trust them. I don't trust our Congress. I don't trust these intelligent people out there, the experts, but I have a feeling that they're telling us some bits of truth. I think all all lies have a little bit of truth in them. So I'm just trying to figure out what's fucking real and what's not. So do you think it's possible that the reason it was deployed out like this is exactly for what you're saying, Cam? Like your your your reaction is probably the way a lot of people are going to react.

which means that this, this strategy of disclosure took away the shock value. So, because here's the thing. Let's just say they came out. They said, yeah, there's aliens.

We have some, some of these people in government, you know, and they come out and they say, yeah, you know, I'm not completely human. I have DNA from here.

And people are like, yeah, this is me. And they say, look, here's x-rays and here's medical records. A large amount of people are going to be like, yeah, this is bullshit. This is a sye up.

This ain't true. No, look, we're going to show you guys this shit. Be like, yeah, nah, I'm not buying it. So it's like it just seems like the fear factor is just not going to be there now. Yeah.

I think that, uh, I think that if it was just all disclosed at once, I believe that we would have had a, um, a cat, a catastrophic event where people just started murdering people. Every time they saw somebody they thought was an alien, they just tried to kill them. Like, I genuinely think that would have happened. If people, if all of a sudden we just saw like, like, I was walking outside in Georgia and I just saw some dude just take off his fucking skin. And he was just like, you know. Exactly. And then people would just be shooting people that look funny. They bet that dude's fucking weird, man. He's an alien. I'm killing his ass. Oh, man.

This goes back to that sit back conversation. Yeah. Which is why you would have to have laws put into place before the disclosure of, you know, you can't take out any intelligent life, you know, or something like that. You would have to, you would have to modify it beyond just, you know, people in person or expand the definition of people. person is that why we're getting all the anti-semitism laws they're the aliens bro i'm telling you right now um shit i forgot what i was gonna say because you just stopped that comment and it's my brain off on that tangent uh oh the the left is going to be so pissed when um when all of their like DEI groups are just like

shit down the total pole and aliens are at the top they're like fuck fuck no the blacks, fuck them. No, they're gonna be the ones who are like, yo, give them reparations,

give them all the rights, give them snap benefits, all that shit. Give it to the aliens. The real aliens, not the illegal aliens. Bro, you're gonna be pissed,

bro, when real aliens come through and take all their shit. You can see the real aliens wearing maga hats, bro. They're gonna be all mad. They're like,

we've been watching this. We've been watching. We completely align with President Trump. We are right there. Maga bitch and we're going to be like aliens are good. Aliens are good. All of us are going to be like embrace the aliens.

The left is going to be like, oh, kill all the aliens. It's going to be awesome, man. I'm totally kidding, but it would be so epic if all that came to fruition. I know who I want talking to the aliens, though. First, first contact, Baron Trump.

They'll be like he looks like us. He's one of us. I mean, he's like six foot nine. So he's there. He's there. I mean, Melania does speak like 12 languages, you know, so just throwing that out there. Would you rather, so in an apocalyptic warfare scenario, would you rather an alien apocalypse or a zombie apocalypse?

Zombies, bro, they move slow. Well, see, that's so that's clarification. Are we talking World War Z zombies? are we talking walking dead zombies? Well, the walking dead zombies, man, like the World War Z-1s, fuck that. Get rid of the one. Yeah, they're like fucking Olympic athletes, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you didn't even move like that when you were alive. Now you can scale shit. Get out of here. You can figure out how to climb on top of each other. Yeah, that's a good point, man. If it was walking dead zombies,

I would probably go zombies. If it was like World War Z zombies, I would probably go aliens. Because you might be able to, you might be able to negotiate with the aliens. Yeah. I didn't even think about negotiation. I was just thinking which one's easier to kill.

Like fuck that. Oh, me and Alpha were talking about this on Thursday. Anything that can cross the universe to get to us. Oh, yeah. Is technologically far superior than we are at this point. We're like, what do they project?

That could work to our advantage because again, they're so intelligent. They've gone beyond the concept of primitive kinetic war, which means they no longer probably possess those defense systems because that's not a worry for them anymore. Yeah, because they can just like snap their fingers and turn us in. Oh, shit. I can do that what happened. What? Maybe they came to Earth and they were just like, hey, we're here.

There were the species and we were throwing spears at them and shit. You know what I mean? sicken our dinosaurs on them. They're like, these motherfuckers are crazy. We need to come back. We're out. No, we need to come back compared. And so they went back and said, look, we went down there. These people are crazy. They're savages. So now they're coming back. And now they got weapon systems because, you know, our Aztecs, Mayans and Vikings fuck shit up for us. No, they're like the Chinese. They think long in advance. And so they plan. And they're like, hey, it's our firm principle that we will not kill other species.

So we're not going to go back to Earth and kill them all. We're going to go back to Earth and breed them all and intertwine with them. And so now we have now become instead of Neanderthals, we become homo sapien. I'm totally kidding again, but maybe not. I mean, it's plausible. Oh, my God, this show has gone to street. This is where our government's talking about this, man. The show's going to Mars, bro.

Our government is talking about this right now. You have Tim Bershed, Burchet. Bertic. Bershett. Tim, this boy, Tim, right? That's just like, hey, listen, they're refusing to give Trump what he needs to disclose this stuff. You have, you know, who is it? Either Bobert or Annapolina Luna, they've both been saying things.

I'm not sure which one said it was like, you know, my opinion, what I saw is, you know, that was not human, you know. So obviously she saw something that didn't look human. What if the COVID vaccine was part of that? Wait, in what way? Was it to kill off the aliens? The MRI modifier. Hmm. Maybe it did kill the aliens.

Yeah. Maybe that's the war we've been waging. I mean, if you think, I was thinking about this. I've been thinking about the COVID vaccine a lot. like sin that came out like every type of every type of conspiracy theory one of my theories was they're trying to kill off like the pure breads you know all that stuff but then I was like what if it was the opposite what if these evil fucking alien people were like we have too many of our own race here and we want to be in control and we're not worried about the the pure blood humans we're only worried about

the other hybrids so the people that got duped into taking the vaccine the ones that ended up getting sick and stuff like that they had some type of alien DNA and the ones that didn't had natural God-given DNA or whoever created us. Well, I think God-created us. So God-given DNA. And those are the ones that, even though they took the vaccine, they were good.

Damn, covert warfare over aliens. Or, or we have one of their pure blood alien species at Roswell under the ground in an impenetrable bunker. And we found out that we can create an RNA modifier that would actually. that would actually kill off the alien form of the, you know, our genome. And we created a vaccine for it. And it's actually the good guys trying to kill off people with vaccines, but they're half aliens. Operation Warp Speed, if you speeding it up.

Bro. No, think of what if, think about that. What if all these vaccines and stuff were pushing us to turn us into, you know, reptilians, or insecticides. And, you know, the evil... Insecticides. Insectoids. You know?

Insecticides. Kill insectoids. Yeah. So insecto. And this was a way of, like you said, can't destroying that part that's hijacked our DNA. Never know, man. I mean, listen, everything's possible at this point. Anything is possible. I'm just glad that I'm not the only one.

one having this conversation. I swear to you guys, I used to talk about this shit in high school. My buddy's like, shut the fuck up, bro. We're just trying to get high. I'm like, no, man. I'm not high enough for this conversation right now. I feel like, give me out. Give me out. You're like, shut up, bro. I haven't smoked in like a month and a half. And I feel like I need to go spark up right now just to finish this conversation with you guys. Oh, man. G. Fontas is still hung up on the Vegas nights being a one seed. Oh, man.

there were a one seed G Fontes I don't care what their record was they were the first in their division it's because G Fontas is a lightning fan and they've been they've been pretty butt hurt ever since you guys took over the state of Florida right I I told you the panthers had one more win than the golden knights and the panthers were not in the playoffs the golden nights are going as a one seed to the Stanley Cup and the panthers are the back to back Stanley Cup defending champs so yeah So on a completely normie note here, I do my Saturday morning show on my on my channel. And when I'm getting ready to do my show and setting it up, I go to Rumble, right, to set everything up. And Rumble has like this new like contract, I guess with major league fishing. Oh, fuck yeah. Bro.

I love major league and old because I'm sitting here watching this shit. Like, damn. I'm enjoying this. No, man. I used to watch that shit on Fox Sports. Like back when it was Fox Sports South, I think it was probably like 2008, 2008, 2009, 2010. Like, I would just turn it on on a Saturday or Sunday, just turn on Major League fishing and just sit in my bed in the dorm rooms. Just fucking watching it.

It's like, yeah, bro. I've watched the fishing thing. So I feel you on that. And invested way too much time in it while I was working. I even watch, there's this, there's this chick that has this show. where she builds cakes but they look like the sponge box

I'm talking out of here man you ain't coming on a man show talking about some chick cooking bro listen bro I'm telling you well one that's right cooking right that's right baking that's even worse that sounds even gay

but he's talking about her being in the kitchen bro he's saying she's in her right he's admiring her work you know yeah she was outside the kitchen We have a woman in her natural habitat. Exactly. It's like going to the zoo. You know what I mean?

It's a nature channel for women. Exactly. It was like watching National Kitchographic or something like that, right? But, dude, I was just like there just like this. I found myself like in a trance in the process, you know, like, what is she building? What is this? What is this? And then it's like, oh, that SpongeBob's Pineapple House.

and then you just see this thing like manifest. And before you know, it's just like, damn, that was 60 minutes. You know, I know you're gay? We're talking about like manly shit, like fishing, and you're over here watching baking shows. There's a, there's a great show for you called the British baking show. And it's got a whole bunch of gay dudes and a whole bunch of women who are probably flaming liberals. And you can watch them all day. And they do that exact thing.

Well, they don't make the cool stuff like. you're talking about i know what you're talking about uh christie watches that shit and i have partaken in it before i wanted to show you guys this clip here because this this dude right here now i cam did you grow up fishing yeah okay me too i grew up bass fishing since i was a little kid man and uh one of my favorite things to do it's just i don't have a boat anymore i sold my boat But this dude fish in a tournament, all right, grabs his first ever double-digit bass, and this thing is a hog. About an hour and a half left. Line is tight and squealing for Michael Miel.

I love him the braid makes that noise. Oh, a freaking big one. Oh, my. Oh, shit. What do we have here? Some meat and, oh God. Look at that. That.

That's that. That's a giant one. Michael Neal has just caught an absolute monster. What a freak right there. That might be a tent. I've never caught a tent. That's a little bigger than ten now. Can you clip that on there so I can.

I can hold his mouth apart to clip it on there. Sir, you have 11 pounds zero out. Michael Neil with an 11-pounder. I finally got me a double-digit. Look at the bug eyes on that thing. That is a specimen right there. Things like as long as my leg. So one day after Takahero set the heavy hiters record with a 10-1,

Michael Neil catches an 11-pounder. The new biggest in heavy hitters history. I mean, I don't know what we're supposed to do or whatever. You were supposed to catch a giant bass and you did, sir. Jump up and down and that is nuts, bro. I love that. And imagine doing it in a tournament on TV, like captured and everything, man. That's a fucking hogger.

You don't have your buddies be like, you lie, motherfucker. There's no way you caught 11, 11 pounds. Come on now. Like, bro, turn on the TV. Go to Rumble. Go to Rumble. Check out the stream. I caught when I was in, there's a place here in Florida, well-known lake.

It's a catch and release only lake called Felsmere. They call it Stickmarsh, Farm 13, whatever. When I was like 12 years old, I was up there with my dad. And I caught a 10-pounder up there. and I'll never forget. I fucking took my, I was throwing a, it's called a snagless sally and it's like a spinner bait, but instead of like having the, the blade come up, it comes straight off and there's a spoon on the front of it. And you just, you know, bring it through.

And I just remember I took this thing and I cast it as far as I could. And I told my dad, I was like, let me see how far I can throw this. And I chucked this thing as far as I can. And I remember I brought it right past this stump and boom, you see the water just explode. And I'm fighting this thing for like it felt like 15 20 minutes dude, which is a long time for a bass Oh yeah. I was I was 12 I get it up alongside the boat my dad's like holy shit that thing's huge And goes down there and just grabs it like that and the fish is fighting all over he misses it the first time And I'm like you're gonna lose it and then so then he just grabs it puts his hand in its mouth with his whole hand and just pulls that thing out it was like 10 to I think something like that

but dude I was an excited you like they talk about buck fever like the first time you shoot a buck you get buck fever the first time you see a bass that big after fishing for that long it's like crazy I I well one I love fishing I'm not very good at it but I do love it and I remember you know I went trout fishing my dad and my uncles took me and you know you have trout in the line and kind of fill the fight and you're like oh man this pretty decent you know what I mean But it was still throwing me off because when I was much younger than that, I remember going to the canal with my buddies. And you throw your line into the canal and you go fishing, right? Allegedly, I don't know if it was illegal back then.

It might have been. I don't know. So there's a hypothetical situation. And I remember boom, I get something online. I'm like, ah. And I was like that dude. It's like the line. I'm fighting.

Right. My buddies is like, come on. I'm like, the pole's going to break. Ah. And so I'm winding it. And I finally get it out. It is this little blue gill. bro.

It's this little blue. I'm like, how how the fuck did that thing feel like a great white, bro? Like a great white. And then I go, you know, a couple of years later and I catch a trout. And the trout felt like I was fighting a blue girl. Like I was like, I just, I've never understood that about fishing.

Different fish, different fights, man. But I'll tell you what, the little blue girl, you know, he had some fight. But I have something you want to bring it up just so y'all can respect the art. This is the cake. That is a cake. Yeah. That is a cake right there, folks. And look at I'll scrub through it real quick so you can see the different

parts of that's cake. You watch blues clues too? That's exactly what it looked like was blues clues. I'm downy, man. This is impressive. Yeah, it's pretty, pretty talent. pretty talented I mean we're talking about

fishing and manly shit and alphas over here like look at the lady in a pirate hat making a cake there's like a Swedish fish that was a I'll eat the shit out of some it's because it reminds I guess her building the cake reminded me of Legos Ah No Legos, okay

Yeah you know just kind of putting some to get together Creativity You know we had Legos and they had easy bake ovens So I get it I get it Wow. My littlest one, you know, she's a she'll be three this month and he plays with Legos and dude, she reminds me of me because she'll go there and she'll just like just like just zone out like 40 minutes. In that 40 minutes, because like she's trying to put it together because she's little and he was here like, like all pissed off because something broke in the pieces went everywhere. And I'm just like, I'm just like, just stick with the kid.

Real quick, my wife's in the chat. So I don't know if everybody's watching, but she's with my, my family. And so shout out to my family. Love you guys. Hayden, shout out to you. Love you so much. Yeah. And then there was another one, Lumpy and Jingy, and this is a very strange change of topic.

Again, topless baking should be a thing. And did you guys see the video I sent you guys in the in the in the in the in the chrome's chat? I'm not going to play it on here. It's that. That's that's a line too far for for for even for this show. So as a lady that's talking. Yeah. That's not a line too far.

Yeah. That's a line too far. That's a line too far. Absolutely not. I'm not going that far. I'm not going that far. I haven't watched it yet, but I saw j. J.B.'s response.

And that's when I was like. I'm not going to watch this at a different time. Number one is the only one that's too far. far. I'm not going that far. But she does say I cook when the kids are gone, I cook in a thong. And that's what that reminded me of right there. Toplas baking should be a thing. It was my wife, my wife saw it and she'll tell you in the chat. It's too far. It's too far. We're not going there. We are not going there. I have my limits. I have my limits. Just forward it, forward it to the to the bonus one. These are also my limits. Slow mo. Have you ever round?

on one of those. Um, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I don't know if I've run on one of the curved ones like that. I've run on the speed treadmills though. They had those at a at UCF. Dude, they are awesome. But at first you're just kind of like you try to hesitate and it kind of jacks it up. You just got to get on there and just be like,

all right, just do a trot. And then you're just like damn. They are those things are badass dude. Those those things are pretty cool. But if you go on there and like, Like, oh, I'm going to try to like to be careful on it. It's just going to feel awkward and weird. Like, just get on there.

You don't have to go full sprint like she was, but just like a little jog. And you're going to be like, oh, this is badass. And then you actually will go into a run. Okay. All right. So let me pull this shit up. Alpha, when you were in the Marine Corps, were you married when you were in the Corps? I was.

Were you married when you were deployed? I was. That was the reason I got married. Okay. I'm, I wasn't married going in, but I was married once I got in. So check out you just learn the same algorithm bro I haven't seen so check this out the top is a CCTV like security cam footage the bottom is just like a screenshot Watch this shit. Oh motherfucker. What's up dude? What are you doing in my fucking house? You gonna fuck my girlfriend? You gonna fuck my girlfriend

Get the fuck out of my house dude? She doesn't own that bitch. I do that is my fucking property. That's my house What the fuck? Get the fuck out of my house. Fuck you, bitch. By the way, language warning. What the fuck your name is, bro? But I would really appreciate it if you would do me a solid and get the fuck out. I'm fucking deployed.

I'm on the other side of the world right now. And my girlfriend brought you to my house so she could fuck you. What's why not? I'm on the other side of the fucking planet right now serving my country. And my fucking bitch-ass girlfriend is bringing you over to my house so you can fuck her. I would really appreciate it if you would do me a solid and get the fuck out. How's he looking at? How's he seeing me? She says, I don't know. I got cameras out the ass in that motherfucker, dude. I would, seriously.

Seriously, please get the fuck out of my house. This is my fucking house, dude. She moved in fucking two months ago. That's my fucking house. Let's fast-fucking. Yeah, I fuck. No, dude, dude. Like, if you're, if you're, drop me off,

like, what's the fuck she picked me up from wherever you're looking, you know. She called me and picked me up from my house

and begged me to come out. And I came out and she went, ooh, thank you. And then I, I came out.

Yeah, dude, I've seen pictures and videos of of her fucking other dudes, bro. I've seen all kinds of fucked up shit.

You wouldn't believe it. Yeah, she's absolute fucking dog walking trash. And I'm walking out right now. Thanks bro. I appreciate you. So we can land that there. It goes on for a long time. It's like the guy and the other guy ended up like being friends.

The guy's like, I had no idea she was in a relationship. I had no idea this was your house. Like none of this I knew. I'm out, bro. I'm sorry. I'm out. I would not have done this had I known the circumstances.

What a scumbag woman though. Never trust the woman. Power of attorney is a motherfucker, bro. don't trust a ho bro oh my god man yeah i mean kudos to that kudos to the guy that that was that was leaving but man that that feeling obviously i don't know how the the guy feels that was deployed obviously you can guess he already knew though he already knew but that guy that like just found out in his head he's like this dude's gonna come home and fucking kill me like this dude is gonna murder me so he's just like absolutely not i'm i'm getting the fuck out of here you were you're dog shit piece of

crash like bro and the thing is even if you do end up even if he was like a sleeves bag and was like yeah i'm gonna sleep with her somewhere else that girls can do the same shit to him yeah that that is that is that is the the biggest fear man when you're deployed is is something like that happening and getting you know one of those dear john you call him dear john letters well especially he's fucking your girl especially if they have your power of attorney yeah Yep. Well, they weren't married. They weren't married. He's his girlfriend.

You don't have to be married. You don't have to be married. But hopefully he didn't give it to her, right? Hopefully he didn't give it to her. But yeah, power of attorney is a dangerous thing, man, because they can literally go whatever they want. One of the guys in our company. I knew of them.

We weren't homies, though. But he did the ultimate Marine, bro. Married a stripper. Oh, gave her power of attorney. Did he also have a Mustang with a 23% interest rate or a Dodge Challenger with a 23% interest rate? He did have, it wasn't a Mustang. What was the car back then? It was a Mustang, but when I was in, it was a Mustang and I had a Mustang.

No, it wasn't a, I know Mustangs are a popular one, but it wasn't a Mustang. It was another sports car. Charger, Camaro. What year was this off? Merrill. this would have been 03 was that the S-2000 time oh that's that's totally

gay if he has an S-2000 that's that's no maybe no it was it a piper that would have been too expensive was that a court of that no he's probably nobody looking like like a viper but I want a viper that's all I was thinking maybe it was the S-2000 or something

well here while you're thinking of that and we had the fishing up this is for all the people that say Gators can outrun you and make sure you run in a zigzag. Shit, oh shit. Oh shit, y'all. What the, coming for you, bitch.

What the fuck? What is this dude doing? Oh, shit. So for those days, it might be difficult to see because it's kind of small, unfortunately. It's, uh, the guy catches a fish. He brings it up on shore and a gator comes after. and then he starts dragging the fish like running backwards. That's how

slow gators are. He's running backwards and the gator can't catch him. And he's dragging the fish and the gator's trying to catch the fish. So, you know. Maybe that's a slow gator. Maybe it's a white gator. Come here, black gator. Here's another gator one for you

to show you that they're not fat. That's ridiculous. Not fat. That's not fast, bro. The guy with, the guy what the camera is like walking behind it at a fast pace. Now that's where you gotta worry. Yeah.

How is this alligator worse than all the cars? Fasting, cippoo-thibbing, clippin, blibbing, I'm not gonna say, listen. All you need to do is tripping. Well, yeah.

Well, yeah, but now you're talking about tripping. You were saying it could run it out outrun you and you got to run zigzag and all that other. I didn't say that. Yeah, you did. A long time ago we talked about that. And I was like, no, bro, you don't have to worry about gators in Florida. Unless you're, unless you're right on the edge of the water bank.

Because they use that tail and they'll get you come right out. I'm fine. I'm going to find. I haven't been, I haven't been afraid of gators since I was, I think the first time I saw one like real close was in, I think it was actually, I was like nine or ten. It was outside the back of some condos we were staying at. and they got real close so I freaked out and then by the time I was like 11 or 12 I was like gators aren't shit unless you're in the water now let's tie this into Y-chromes okay that is a good analogy man because when women get pissed off they're just like gators like you know they're going to be real slow

don't don't don't get too close you get close you get close they'll start flailing at you they got limbs that'll be coming everywhere that'll take you out get you in the eye but you can outrun you can out run a woman and you can out run a gator and then one last one I'll hand it over to you guys these human bobbers for a test run so I got my human bobber here rigged up to my fishing pole got the bait ready and the boys are gonna send it out deep in the harbor by the way two turn has a free let two turn tony dot com now we wait two turn eleven Lemonade, gluten-free, and electrolights.

I left her alone for five minutes, and we got hit. Boys, boys. Probably should have used a smaller face. This was a complete shit show. Luckily, we were able to bring her in safely as well as the beast. Shark slapped the camera out of his hand. And nobody was harmed. Flawless release.

Sort of. Let's take it. So tell me if this is AI or real, bro. By the way, that one from awesome to stupid real quick. Using your girlfriend as a bobber while fishing for shark is pretty retarded. So retarded, bro. He must not like her. That guy, no, that guy's whole thing is, like, he goes and looks at property on the beach, like on, on the water.

And every house he goes and looks at, he has to catch a shark from it. Oh, okay. And so like, that's Florida, right? Yeah. It's secretly, like, he'll go out there and, like, he's like, oh, yeah, show me. this house in fort lauderdale and he'll run out there and like cast the line out and just like put like a and then he does like other stupid shit too to catch sharks but uh pretty pretty pretty well-known guy down here don't want no house two toned two turnt tony by the way good oh my gosh

he's huge that's a dinosaur yeah a big motherfucker it's not a i that's real that big bro oh yeah they definitely get bigger yeah it'll get bigger than it it's rare to like a but to actual system like i can imagine this is like the amazon or some shit like that but you they get bigger than that bro yeah it's a that's a 15 feet dude at least that's what they report 10 or 12 10 or 12 i think the the longest gator i think is what is the longest gator i think is what What is the longest gator? I don't know. World record.

Longest. Alligator. I would say like 14 feet. World record longest alligator is 159. 15 feet 9 inches 1,11. 1,11 pounds. No picture. Yeah.

Let me see if I could get a picture of it. I think that's the worst way to die, bro. Being eaten. no that's in well so this says fox news article here says that this is a world record longest alligator in u.s that broke american hunting record officially and unofficially there's that that's a dinosaur yeah that's that's a dinosaur like i wouldn't have even killed that that's kind of fucked up yeah how would you not kill that bro unless it's coming to attack you bro i would you kill that because eventually it's going to kill somebody else

No, it ain't. That thing's been alive for 40 years and it ain't killed nobody. You don't know that. Hell not. Hell not. Kill that. That thing has no point in the world anymore. California, boy.

California. That thing probably killed so many invasive species in that area, bro. It's keeping the population down to certain things you don't want. Come on now. You got literal ones that to do the same job. That's like keeping her. like turning Jaws into a pet, bro. That's like seeing Jaws and be like, I'm going to let them live. No, not a pet. No, no. Go ahead, Cam. I was going to say the difference is Jaws, first of all,

Jaws was attacking people. Jaws was not only was it a movie, but it was attacking people. This, this fucking, this fucking alligator, bro, just minding its own damn business. You, even if you go out into its, like, its habitat, that that alligator, unless you, unless you fuck with it, that Alligators can leave you alone, man. Yes. That thing was on the people's yard. That ain't leaving you alone. What happened?

A little kid out there riding a bike or something, man. You know, your dogs out there playing with a freaking tennis ball. No, that is the thing that scares me because your dog, now that, that is a real threat right there. Because dogs will be like, and they'll go up to it and try it. And it don't take much. dog don't know how to defend itself against a gator that that is a real threat like when I used to take my dog

my old golden retriever would come fishing with me every once in a while when he was younger and I would like every time he got close to the water I'd be like Cody get back get back or or my my my first golden gator his name was gator he'd be like gator get back here like didn't want him anywhere near the water man that that that used to scare me bro that ain't right yeah I jump in after that motherfucker yeah

If a gator was going after my dog, I would jump in. Oh, bro, I'd be like happy Gilmore. I'd be all right, in here. Boom, boom. What are you going to do to a gator, bro? He just showed you. I'm going to grab it and just start poking its eyes out, gouging its eyes. Yep.

That gator will swim away, most likely. If it can, if it can get away. If it's attacking the dog, that means it's big enough to eat the dog. No, no, not attacking the dog. Before it attacks the dog, you don't let it get to your dog. When you see the gator, because you're going to see the gator coming up, Your dog jumps in the water. You see the gator coming.

When you jump in there, start woping the gators out. Hell no, dog won't be retarded. He's going to get eaten, not me. You ain't getting me. The key is don't let your dog in the water. You might get a chunk of, you might get a little chunk of your arm taking out or something like that. But chances are you're going to jump on it and you're going to grab it around its neck. You're going to hold that head firm to your body like this.

That's what you're saying. And then you're going to be shooting rifles like that dude we showed last week. I was actually just going to pull him up and show you him fishing. I was going to show him fishing. I got to see this. But so you do know Alpha that gators, like, they can close their jaw with tremendous power, but they have no muscles to open their jaw. Yeah.

Like you can hold their jaw closed with two fingers. Yeah, that's why they tape them shut. Like, that's why they tape them shut. And then the gator's not going to rip like electrical tape, duct tape, whatever. So if you jump on a gator, you jump on it and grab its head and you hold it. on and wrap your legs around its body and its tail can't do shit to you at that point. And so you can wrestle a gator. Now here's the problem is once you got him in that position, then what?

Yeah. So I'm sitting here in the water. I got this gator. Now what if I let him build that motherfucker going to bite me? So the only chance left after that is you got to, you got to get somebody to come over and tape his mouth up for you or shoot that motherfucker. Yeah. All right.

Here's a good addition. That's white people's shit. Yeah, for sure. for sure for sure we we we are not the brightest people on the planet uh so this is the guy uh on sit rep we played uh this guy shooting a rifle he's got no arms and you'll see but uh i told alfa i said it's even more impressive impressive watching the guy go fishing so check this out here folks Slam. Come here.

That's a good one. Look at there. Look there. Look there. He's taking the hook out with its toes. Alright. Look that. That is the prettiest fish in water, in my opinion.

Let me see. Him actually. How does he reel it in? Yeah, let me see. I thought that was him actually. fishing. Back to out door with Casey. Today, I'm going to show you how I throw an open-faced fishing reel.

I get a lot of questions about this. Because these are pretty hard to use. They backlash really easy. A lot of people with two good hands have problems using them, and I'm able to use one, and that impresses a lot of people, so I get a lot of questions about it. I grew up using one. I always wanted to be like Bill Danz and Hank Parker.

So what I do is this is just a regular, probably six and a half foot ride. This is a Shimano Karato. this is probably a five to one year ratio it's a kind of a slow reel but where most people take their thumb and hit the button i'm going to use in between my chin and my lip and use the button master button like that and i'll hold the spool with either my chin or my lip like that so the main thing is starting off throwing and right before the bait hits the water you kind of got to hit that spool to keep it from backlash when it hits the water. So I'm going to do it in slow motion first time and then we'll do it in real time. So mash down, holding in the spool, and right before the bait hits the water, I lip it.

Then I switch over and reel like this. Yeah. I don't know why I cast left-handed and then swap over and two right-handed, but that's just the way it came natural. And we get with it. Dude, mad respect for this. All right. Oh, yeah. Real time. Mad respect. You can see, it's not backlash at all.

Got a good smooth line. Dude's a boss, man. We got to get him on this show, man. We got to get him on the show. What's y'all's excuse? That dude's out there shooting rifles, casting lines. Let's see what else he does. I mean, I'll reach out and see if we can get them on.

Please do, man. That's, oh, that'd be so bad. Here's his Facebook page. Outdoors. with Casey looks like he's driving a lawnmower here cooking dinner play the cooking one if there's a video I want to see how he cooks let me mute it because we don't want to get well we don't have copyright we're not on YouTube right now oh yes that's what I wanted to know is how he makes stuff up bro this dude is how does he get it out of there

Oh shit. How do you dice them onions? Oh, how do he cut the onions? Look at this. Bro, Tongs? Boss, man.

He's using tongs to get the chicken out. He's shaking it up. Bro, this guy is, he's legit, dude. This guy has a top notch right here. That is dangerous if you're cooking with grease, bro. Getting that face that close to the stove. Yeah.

You've got some fried onions. Oh, man. Yeah. Right? Right. Now he's frying up the chicken. Bro, this guy's a boss, man. No, it's not chicken.

It's fish, frying fish. Look at that. Scooping it out. Oh, my. This shit looks better than some homemade stuff with people with two hands. Right. This guy is. Bro, respect.

Fucking hero, man. Mad props to this guy. He's got fries. He's got everything right there. What else is he got? Lawmower. Keep on Keep it

He's gonna fill it up with gas Got a little hook Yeah Look at this I don't need no help Look at this man He's dude That's a dude

That's a dude that just has a winning mentality Uh huh Like nothing's gonna stop I'm gonna win I'm gonna win Bro that is That is the true American Spirit at work right there man

No quit bro How are you gonna start that thing Oh just like that I say it's probably a button No It's a key uh i don't know yeah it still doesn't have the sound running it's so funny you went for the sound because i wanted to hear that lawnmower start up too

yeah i love the sound of a lawnmower old scagg 52 51 i never even knew they made a 51 usually are odd numbers or even numbers rather yeah the 51 came before the 52 no that's bullshit because i was using a 52 20 years ago when i used to cut grass i'm just saying it because it's a number before i don't fucking know well i also never had a skag i had a dixie chopper what else we got from this guy all right i'm gonna no way is he y'all this is the deer i killed last night and if you wonder why i was hanging here like this

it's because this is what we used to do back in old days we would kill the deer it would stay cold enough long enough for weeks at a time you wouldn't have to fool of putting it in a cooler you could just let it hang there for four or five days You could get enough deer. I remember when I was a kid, one Thanksgiving break. We had five or six deer hanging. And at the end of the week, we just processed everything. Never would have to full with a cooler or nothing.

So I'm kind of glad to see the old days come back a little bit, even though it didn't last very long. You can't do that this much in South Mississippi anymore because most of the time, it's just hot. You know, Christmas we were in shorts, swat mosquitoes. So it's kind of nice to see this. We could probably let it hang one more day. I thought he was actually going to, like, clean it.

Yeah. And dress it. All right. Well, I think that's all I've got for today. And plus, oh, shit, it's 140. Holy crap. Holy crap. I wasn't even paying attention to the time.

See what happens when I don't have the wife here yelling at me? Yeah. She's watching, though. Missy, baby. Missy baby. And I think she's still watching. She might have stopped by now. What you got, Cam?

All right. This guy's shirt. I'll let it play. It's equal. Food and housing. Three, no guns. Four universal health care.

Five same-sex relationships. Number five, eight right. That's the one that got me, bro. Oh, man. Epic.

All right. Let's get into, I think, I got one more. I got one more. Okay, hurry up because I think we got a few rants. Oh,

well, don't hurry up. I think you got time. Yeah, are they doing houses? No, they're not doing the show today. Okay. And then somebody posted Chick-fil-A, just in time for Pride Month. Chick-fil-A came out with this new slogan.

Our pickles don't touch, just like God intended. Chick-fil-A. That ain't real. Of course it's not real, bro. Remember Chick-fil-A did some pretty base shit back in the 2010s. Yeah, they're still a base company, but I don't know if they'd go that far. I remember when I was in the Marine Corps, when I was in the Corps, Just like God intended, bro.

Just like God intended. It was after my first deployment in Jacksonville, North Carolina. And there was a chick-fil-a down the street from me. And this was right after like the whole gay marriage thing when the guys like, I don't support gay marriage. Like I'm not cool with that. And like they tried to cancel chick-fil-A. And I go down and there was like a protest going on, right?

And I was like, oh, I'm going to join this protest. And I went up and held up a sign. And it was like, you know, like this guy, like, I support chick-fil-a or something like that. there were more fucking people at chick fillet like that moment right there was when like the long ass lines at chick fillet started for me like i don't recall prior to that ever seeing like crazy lines at chick fillet but now like you go to the chick fillet at sawdress mills mall and sunrise florida and no matter what time a day you go there they've got like 10 people out there walking all the way back on the cars like taking orders so you look in your like 40 cars deep it's like wrapping around the parking lot all the other businesses are like Wow, Chick-fil-A, you're fucking up my whole business. Sorry, man. A lot of people want chicken. I'm going to give me some chick-fil-a today, man.

Yeah, y'all put me in the Chick-fil-A mood. So we are. The car season, let's go. We're going on a trip. Christie's like, please don't tell the story. Yes, I'm telling the story. When me and Christy, when me and Christy first started dating, um, like, I wanted to go to Chick-fil-A or something.

And I was like, oh, man, I really want to go to Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. And she's like, so? I was like, chick flay is closed on Sundays. And she's like, no, uh, it's like, yeah, chick filet, all of them are closed. She's like, no, when I lived in Orlando, the one by me was open on Sundays. I was like, there's no way. Every single chick flay ever in existence is closed on Sunday. And she swore that it was open on Sunday.

Well, fast forward to our first trip as a couple. And we went up to Disney World with some of my family. And she's like, oh, this is right where I, used to live when I lived in Orlando. She was going to the Disney college, whatever that they had up there. And she's like, oh yeah, this is right where I lived. I used to go to that Target

and then I was like, did you go to that Chick-fil-A? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, it's Sunday and it's fucking closed. Oh, I love that. She's like, oh, I guess you're right. I had a situation like that with a buddy one time. We saw someone going through a Chick-fil-A drive-thru on a Sunday. And he was like,

it's open. And I'm like, it's closed. person's an idiot and the person sitting there at the thing he's like look they're ordering and i'm like no they're sitting there trying to talk to somebody no one's fucking answering because it's sunday car just drives up and then just drives off and i was like i fucking told you the bad part of the story is we were sitting in traffic i took my foot off the break and rear ended somebody oh it was my it was my buddy's truck it was my buddy's uh brother's truck so like it wasn't a big deal but man i like my bad part of the story better than your bad oh yeah it's yours is wait i mean yours is a win for you like i ultimately lost in the end because i had to get my car fixed all right

uh g fontes how did the avalanche win the president's trophy for having the best record most points in regular season and somehow not be the number one seed all the way there's two number one seeds in each division g fontes colorado had 55 wins and 121 points while vegas had 39 wins and 95 points also trailed the dallas stars in the minnesota wild just in the western conference but won the NHL's weakest mountain division. Still a one seed. No matter what you say, it's still a one seed. GFontes, love you.

Vegas win have qualified for the playoffs in the east. Spot on. Ottawa had 44 wins, 99 points, and Boston had 45 wins, 100 points, and were the wild card teams in the seventh and eighth seed. Yeah, like I said, Florida had 41 wins, I believe, but I think they only had 93 points, I think. I could be wrong on the points. but Vegas had 39 wins, I think, and 117 points.

Right? I think they had 117. I could be wrong. Wait, did he tell me? 121? No. No, it's at 95. 95 points.

Maybe it was they had 17 O'TLs. That's what it was. They had 17 O'Ts. That's what I was thinking. My bad. My bad. Appreciate the rants, but again, Vegas was a one seed. HL 421.

Brian, you were talking about synthetic booms on daily. Thought you all might get a kick out of few vids on my Rumble account from when I was an F-18 fixer. You got to include a link.

Link. I think the Rumble account would be clicking on their name in the chat. I'm trying to see if I can do that. But yeah, guys, if you do end up sending stuff over to us, try to put a link in there. Okay, there we go. Okay. F-18

Trans-Sonic. Oh, Alpha Sputzel said to remember to wish you a happy Pride month. So happy Pride month, brother. It's okay. Hell yeah. Love that sound. Hell yeah. What else we got?

That is badass. Damn, dude. Let me see what else we got here. I grew up near Dobbins. I grew up near Dobbins Air Force Base. Still live near it pretty close. Man, just like waking up to this jets just fucking ripping. Pull them all.

call them all averick has the ball that's freaking dope and then one taken off that's sick that's sick you know what's crazy is for us we hear that and we're like man i fucking love that noise imagine these countries that are our enemies hearing that noise they're like oh god this is it this is it this is it i told you i wish i had stuff to record it but when we we were in Afghanistan, you know, we don't have the rules over there that they have here. You know, that's combat. There are no rules. Here you can't break the sound barrier over, you know, cities and all that bullshit.

I did tell you guys the on daily this morning, uh, there was a flight that crossed into the, uh, TFA, um, temporary flight, TFR temporary, temporary flight restriction area over Mar-a Lago when President Trump was there in his first term. and we were me and my partner were working in the garage my i used to run my business out of my garage and the whole house shook the garage door like shook and we're like what the fuck was that so we jump on facebook and it's all over the news that uh two f-18s were or f-16s it might have been f-15s were dispatched from homestead which is south of me to marilago which is north of me and they broke the sound barrier you know close by us to to get back up to mara lago to uh intercept those

planes before they got over Marlago. And that was fucking badass. But we saw this when we were in Afghanistan. You know, I can remember being on post and seeing like F-18s. I had a B-1B Lancer. Remember what was his name, Alpha, Colonel, that was on our, on sit rep with us a long time ago. Colonel Mann. I see it.

He follows me on it on Manus, Colonel Manus. Oh, God. car car he was a he was a he did something on a b1b i can't remember exactly he was a navigator i think but he was you know talking about those you want to talk about a plane that will rattle your core that thing is so fucking loud i mean it's a supersonic bomber you know it says mock 1.25 approximately 900 miles per hour at high altitudes yeah well he told us about a maneuver did during rain and dark that was yeah yeah it was it was like autopilot wasn't it like it does it automatically like it simulates like it's like it simulates the plane is

about to crash into a mountain and like it just banks like straight up and i mean this is this is like an f14 on steroids it's got the wings that sweep like the wings go out extend and then when it gets up to speed they sweep back just um we we had one of those do a show of force for us in afghanistan one day and like we all know what it means the taliban has no fucking clue or the drug lords whatever you want to call them tomato tomato they have no clue what a b1b is we see it and we're like damn what are you going to do dropping a 2,000 pound jadam on them and they're like you know but all right we can land there unless you guys got anything else no i just laughed because you said land there plane talk pun intended damn uh guys gart we got to talk about gart yes coming up we got

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Alpha's got the beard brush. Mine's over here. There it is. Mine's right here. My beard's been looking good. Wish me luck, ladies and gentlemen. I've got to live a couple more days without the wife. So I know I'm fending for myself bro Eating Taco Bell staying up all night Yeah A miserable life

When you first get into a relationship You think to yourself Oh I got time It's just me being a man by myself After a while you're just like Oh man what the fuck do I do I know my dogs last night were like We're freaking out

They're like where are you going We're going to bed Where's we're missing somebody He says Brian what did you do to her What did you do to mom? That's when the Xbox says. Play me. Yep.

That's a great way to kill time. When Jackie's like out of town or dog sitting, bro. I did get to go out and play with. Play with my guns. I got to go to the range. Not that I couldn't go when she's here, but I don't know. I was just like, I got nothing to do. She already did my laundry for me.

I started laundry in the morning. Before I left, she had it all folded and everything. I was like, damn. You want to see the updates. to the rifle and the new shoddy. I'll go grab them a little quick. Yeah. Yes.

How's going to go on whatever. Go go, go, go, go. It's all right. I actually do have something I want to say. So when we were watching the dude, the badass dude with the without arms, man, on sit rep, when you guys pulled up the video, first of all, Alpha described it horribly. He said the blind guy was driving and another guy was

telling him where to go. That video, bro. And I get what he was saying about like how sometimes people that are that are disabled or handicapped like they sit on their drugs or their guns or whatever. But bro, that dude is like, I can't fucking walk. Bro, you want to get out of the car. And he gets out of the car and it's like, oh my God. Oh, man. Authoritarian Alpha though.

You will do what the police tell you. But I can't. I physically can't. It's like I fucking told you. All right. So while we're waiting for Alpha's build, smash that thumbs up. if you have not done so yet and then we've got him back what you got you want to say i'll do shoddy first all right let's go what you got oh damn all right that beautiful thing right that is that is

very very nice a little holographic that you're never ever going to use it's nice spray and pray that is nice man and that's you said it's what seven seven plus one seven plus one that's badass dude and here's my daniel defense baby oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah very nice wait that's not california compliant it is i thought you have to have the fixed magazine or this so in other words to this this little gay thing that exists if i put a magazine in hit the magazine release it won't drop it so you literally have to and then that little break that little break allows the magazine release to drop that's what makes it californ so the other thing too is since this is down the fence the uh flash suppressor up here is welded into it and that's what

keeps it reg so then obviously you got the happy pride monta california i know right there and then of course because you know we've marines baby we marines gotta have the irons got the offset irons right got them on mine I got them on mine the backup emergency sites yep so while you guys are being totally gay with your little mag disconnects and everything

I saw this video before I went to the range and I was this close to building almost exactly this gun right here Hold on stupid volume. Threw together this little 300 blackout build. We got the 7.5 inch barrel with the tuna cans 30L.

And I got one of these ARSS 15 drop in FRTs in this bad boy. You got the three position selector from FTA tactical. So that still gives us a semi option as well as a forced reset option. I just threw. FR.T. Maybe. We've got to have Chad Bianco win governor over here in Cali, baby. Because then we'll have those things.

That stupid little gay. California or Or you just moved to Florida where I could buy that And have it all built and assembled in less than three days You can get to shoot gators bro You get gaiters that you want to shoot They get eaten by gator You want to get eaten by a gator's no gators out here man

You shoot a gator with a 300 blackout and you're good bro Yeah would you rather fight a gay fur or a gator I almost bought that 300 Daniel Defense 300 blackout it's it's a it's got a pistol brace but this thing is this thing is sexy beautiful though it is only thing it's left is just the light just the light in it's and it's good to go yeah Florida bro suppressors FRT triggers short barreled rifles all of it very very very quick and probably for less than like 2,500 bucks and for those wondering this is Mossberg

is it was a massberg well we talked about as the old before that is a sexy build all right guys that is going to do it for the show smash that thumbs up alpha alpha is uh he's triggering all the california feds watching us right now they don't like seeing alpha with any guns anymore you ever get them all back no which is going to be a nice lawsuit there's more money bro still still being victimized more money you get new ones too did you apply for your weaponization fund yet weaponization oh the trump one i don't think they have it set up you Yeah. Somebody already applied. The first, Isaac, what was his name? Already applied. 15.1. I'll look because I literally have the executive order sitting up right here on my thing. I think he was Isaiah Thomas.

I've interviewed him. He's a young guy. I interviewed him on Inside J6 back in the day. He applied for 15.1 million. Go for it, Alpha. They ruined your career. They ruined everything, man. All right.

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