Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Back In The Finals Pt. 2 | FN Barn Burner - May 30th, 2025
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we'll take the money that comes in, give it to the youth centers of Calgary,
we'll take the comment that you, you know, tie in with it and then put it on the show.
There is, there's Rhett in the home office.
What's happening today, buddy?
It's not happy.
We've got illnesses.
We've got activities.
We've got just, there's a lot on the go.
Yeah.
The lake's not cold enough to be a cold tub anymore.
That's tough, tough sledding, bud.
What kind of pseudoscience you got cooking to get rid of this illness at the house?
Oh, we got all.
We've got nebulizer going.
We got the oil of oregano on the feet.
On the feet.
Come on.
Feet.
Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Right.
Kind of forgot about that.
I noticed that.
Is that a new chapeau?
No, it's an old chapeau.
An old chape.
But I had been waiting for the right time to wear it.
And I went to the surge game last.
night and thought I would wear it.
And then I was like, I put on the wrong hat when I went out the door.
That's all right.
It's corduroy.
It is corduroy.
I look just how you know it's one of those old ones.
Look at the point at the top.
Yeah.
Oh, the quarter, the red corduroy hats.
It's a big deal.
How do you own those?
Like, were those dads?
From secondhand stores or you snatch them from estate sales or something.
I don't know.
Do you spend a lot of time in secondhand stores and estate sales?
Like, is that a, no.
I'll pop in like once every three or four months to a place right next to my favorite Vietnamese subplace.
Thrifting. Thrifting's big, bud.
People love it.
This isn't thrifting.
They do the thrifting and then they charge me way too much stuff.
Well, whatever.
They got for free.
I don't know.
I write it off as a business expense.
It's really interesting stuff.
Wow.
How's not going, by the way?
Every once in a while,
I better get my taxes in.
Better get some receipts done.
What I do is I leave everything and I pretend it's not happening.
And then I get a call from my account.
It's like, yo, you got three days.
What?
I love that approach to life.
It's a challenge, right?
It's kind of like what I'm doing with the 999.
Jack won't talk about it.
I'm not there.
I'm not there.
I'm living a normal day today until five.
At that point, I'll deal with that.
You have an unusually large drinking vessel today.
I'm going to try to get some water in it.
Right.
I think this is a poor decision.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
Is there any good decisions?
I read it on the internet.
Is there any good decisions going into a 9-99?
I'm waiting for your decision.
In classic correct fashion, you are straddling a fence the day after being invited months ago to set events.
Well, what did we just say?
Ignore until.
Yeah.
I think.
Off until the last possible.
And then the other point, you put it on me, but you chose a date.
I was not part of the.
I think we ran it by a bunch of people.
It was not a month.
go. It's okay. I didn't see there again. It's the
details. I think it was, sorry. It's okay. Either way,
today is a happy 999 day to everybody.
You take part in the
Right. And the festivities. The holiday or not.
You mop the vomit or hold the pale. Whatever your role is, enjoy today.
You can do it if you choose to celebrate at home. Or maybe you
come out to Greta. We'll allow it.
We'll get into it.
McLeodlaw, opening statements.
Peter Klein, he is our guy, among others.
I wonder how Austin's doing.
I checked in a week ago.
He is fresh baby.
First time father.
So they're trying to figure out the sleep thing.
Yeah.
It's getting better.
And it will get better.
Austin, that's what you need to know.
Things are going to get better.
Which doesn't help at the time.
No, it doesn't.
When people tell you, well, it'll get better.
When?
I just start telling people.
I'm like, oh, you're in the fog.
Like, what's that?
And it's like, well, it's a time of your life you wouldn't even remember because you're not sleeping
enough, but eventually you'll be out of the phone. Well, when, I don't know. The first couple
years are a bit of a challenge. That's the one I, you know, the first couple years,
a couple of years. That's a two year fog. My God, two year war.
McLeod Law, they are, they're the best of what they do. Shane King loves to litigate.
Litigator of the year. Austin's dad. Peter Klein's also a father.
It's got large children. Yep. Very tall. Big fellas. Yeah. Grimmed.
The best of the best. You want them on your side and it's easy to do because they are Calgary
based. And all you need to do is.
contact them, the cloud dash law.com or whatever your legal issues or assistance might be.
The Dallas stars men have done it again, lost in the conference final for the third straight year.
Soiled themselves.
The gentleman's sweep, as some call it.
The five game exit never felt close, really.
The one they had to win.
Yeah.
10 minutes of hockey where they actually outplayed the other team.
I think they sort of had periods here or there,
but they never just could control things, right?
It had no vibe of a conference final.
It was a gentleman's sweep.
It was a sweep.
They got lucky that they got some penalties in game one.
It happened to score.
And other than that, it was not in question.
I was thinking about game three, two one,
and then they get the two empty-nettors to win four-one.
That was when they were.
way up in the shots early.
Like I want to say it was like 8-2 or something.
It's like,
yeah, look, if you were going to say Stuart Skinner
or the better goal tender and you
your good young players weren't good
and your old vets weren't good.
Yeah. It all
happened to them. We can kind of go through
last night's matchup if we would like.
Oh, good. I'm sure how bad.
Yeah, really? Okay. And next.
It's, look, everything
is happening.
Can you hear about Colvoys?
Corey Perry has seven goals.
Stuart Skinner's save percentage upon coming back is tremendous.
Connor McDavid's very good.
Leon is also very good.
Bouchard is very good in the back end.
Ever since Rhett give him a talking to, he's been great.
That should be on your resume.
Motivator.
They, you know what?
They look eliteish.
Well, they're one of the two left,
So that would make them eliteish.
Yeah, they look eliteish.
And it,
it just,
the whole thing feels a lot different in the,
I know just looking back to last year and it's just,
whatever,
it's just,
we sit here and watch it.
It just felt like you were waiting for the wheels to fall off.
And you figured that they would.
It was just a matter of time.
It's all going to come crashing down.
I don't know men that,
I don't have that vibe at all this time.
This doesn't feel like smoke and mirrors.
This feels like they're a better tested team.
they're more comfortable in this scenario.
They're more, they're more, very much deserving to be where they're at.
There's two teams that have really dominated most of the series they've played in and been in full control and dictated the tone of play and the pace of play and how, the style of play.
And it's, it's Florida and Emmington.
They're the two left.
And the later they've gone into the playoffs, the more decisive it's been that they're the better team.
They're due for each other.
We've got the best two teams playing.
They were not anywhere near the best two teams in the regular season.
they weren't very good regular season teams neither were top 10 i don't think we're like eight and 10
um but these are teams that inflict punishment and physical will on you they're deep and they feel
poised i didn't feel the need to fact check jason gregor he's close to it right yeah he'd know he would
know especially if it's oil or stuff yeah yeah those guys read that stuff for a bed every night
jason gregor up in evanson uh well he was kind of he threw out the since los
Angeles.
Because I think a lot of you says, well, who did they play?
Right?
Oh, look at Carolina.
Who did you play?
Well, what did Edmonton?
Well, you were, since the LA series, you've played what we believe to be some very
good teams.
There you see his tweet from last night with the playoffs began.
Many had Dallas and Vegas as two of the favorites.
Edmonton dominated both winning in five.
Five on five play.
Edmonton outscored Vegas 14 to 7, outscored Dallas 13, 5 at even strength.
Yeah.
which I wasn't impressed by either.
I mean, I know that going into the playoffs, I agree.
They were teams you looked at.
But, you know, Dallas needed an incredibly lucky finish to a game seven against
Colorado to get through round one.
Vegas got a real good scare from Minnesota.
And they both looked significantly less invested than Edmonton when they played them.
So yes, tip your cap to Edmonton.
But those two teams kind of look like the frauds in a way, right?
Well, yeah.
And again, just to say that, like, again, regular season team does not equal playoff success.
How many times do we see a president's trophy winner or conference?
No, that's not what I'm kind of, that's sort of my, what I'm adding.
It's back-to-back series where teams, well, you guys didn't.
Yeah.
There's some credit that has to be given to the other side.
You took what were believed to be powerhouses in the Western conference and made them look silly.
Just like Florida has.
I think we got the best two teams here.
I think I don't know.
I'm not doing the best two teams.
Ryan is trying not to get.
He's trying to stay away from it.
And I give him credit for that.
But it is.
No, I mean, look, if we're, if, if Jason Gregory's going to tweet about teams in
a Stanley Cup final, yeah, they've beaten really good teams to get there.
They're in the Stanley Cup final.
They've been really good.
That's not what that tweet is about.
Then what's it about?
What did it say?
It says they're really good against good teams.
Yeah, they're in the final.
This is going to be hard shows to do.
Because he, I'm, Rhett, this is now me and you.
How are we going to do this for the next year?
We just have to let him go because I think we
I show a thing about how they perform five on five
because everything's about their power play.
At five and five they dominated and then he starts talking about Florida.
I don't know what we're going to do.
We don't want to suck up to the Euler fans either, so it's fine.
Big Pay and still in the menu here, fellas.
I know, I understand.
Like for everyone involved.
Maybe.
I think that we'll just have to just allow him not to interject on certain questions.
maybe if we're looking to no look i'm just i'm not trying to discard anything they're doing they've
been dominant they should have probably lost l a and since that shitty jim hiller challenge and
byfield not clear in the zone they've looked like the best team in the playoffs 12 alongside florida
yeah right like they're clearly the best two teams and they've beaten really good teams and made them
look silly to get here right i agree with jason not a crazy take no what i would say i this is not about
Florida at all. I mean, you're, you're sprinting
past everything to get to the two good teams.
I don't disagree. And I don't, like, I,
maybe, maybe some time off.
You want to take next week on?
Get away.
Go somewhere. You've already got your
Hawaiian shirt on. Let's wait
till the start, like, it's still
a week out this start. So we're
gonna, yeah, Wednesday.
Maybe Wednesday to, for,
I think the following
weeks, the week that he might need off. By the way,
I'll be gone. He might need that
week off just because that's when you're going to get an indication of who's
looking good against the other and then that then that then that big trophy might come out and
I don't want him around that's game one that's next week okay so right when are you away just
so I can get his days in well I don't have anything booked but I'll be roughly the
I will be at the George straight concert in Buffalo on the 14th just on the 14th
given that week you're invited dean thanks can i come yes yes okay so if you're away then
and we need pinder to be away oh i could do this show i just have to remote like this
no it's okay as as great as you are remotely remotely in buffalo getting ready for
i can go where the birds are remember the birds i can be outside with the birds again
Yeah.
Those shows sucked.
Yeah.
No.
Twitter.
It's all right.
Um, okay.
So let's be, let's listen.
I'm saying this in all series.
We got to go easy on each other.
Oh, it's moving again.
The camera's moving again.
We got to go easy on each other.
This is a tough spot for a lot of southern Albertans.
We got to be more understanding.
You know, the Carney and the elbows up and we got to come to, we got to, we need a
slogan or a logo or logo or.
Because we got a rally and stick together.
When times are tough, we stick together, right?
I was, it's funny that it's kind of,
I was thinking about this earlier this week that maybe if we get snippy
and it wasn't just just in general with the show at any time.
Jack could just interject with a, hey, be nice.
It's time, just be nice.
Right now I need you to say something nice about this person
or just say something nice or be nice, a compliment.
we're all stressed.
Maybe we just need to have like a little drop or something.
Say, okay, well, be nice.
And then I like your hat today, Ryan.
Thanks, Dean.
You make really nice buns.
Thank you.
Brett, you were a good hockey player.
I don't know if I was, but thank you.
I mean, you played a pretty good league.
Jack, you're going to crush the 9-99.
Yes, I am.
Oh, please be correct.
Positive.
I have a hot dog update.
You let me know when you're ready.
for it, all right?
There is a story to tell from last night, to be sure.
There's the, did they touch the trophy and no, they didn't touch it or so they're touching
that whole thing.
But to me, we all felt like Edmonton was going to win this thing about two or three or four
days ago.
It just felt inevitable anyway.
But last night, let's take a look at it.
We'll look at the first two goals.
We go to the first period, 231 in on a power.
play. Maverick Borek takes a penalty. Not ideal at the 147 mark. The oilers go to work.
And it's all the worst because I'm not sure if there's a guy I despise more in the league
that Cory Perry. The worm. And they're not going off his pants and in. He's playing tremendous.
He's a factor in every game. Does it turn 40 this summer or something like that? What's going on here?
So I don't know if this is a whiteboard, but it's a pie.
power play a goal and londell chases a bit i just don't think they're awake he's alone in front that's
but this is how dallas has played they haven't looked as engaged as the oilers and i'm not
taking anything away from the oilers yeah but when has dallas gone out and just stomped them
and played with speed and covered like where is everyone going and again retro this is dallas
at home edmonton this is weather the storm time right it's a house i get but still
you shouldn't be taking it
that's horse shit
coverage
yeah
like yes
the old
yeah I get the oilers are good
and they made nice
okay great
that's terrible coverage
it's terrible
so that's 231 in
we jump ahead about
five and a half
four and a half minutes
and they would add to it
so if you can get
McDavid
and all these guys
whether
the storm.
Yeah, weather the storm.
That was easy.
Arvinson to Yanmark, back in the net.
Is it a fourth line?
Down deep in your own zone to in the other team's net and for no reason.
Like, this is a-
Nothing about this is hard.
No.
At all.
It's actually quite easy for Yanmark, isn't it?
It's quite easy.
And yeah, go ahead, retro.
I want to hear you.
I don't know what to say about it.
There's nothing.
That's, that's, you have, honestly, who did I say it about Brindabor?
At this point, watching this, you're going, what the fuck's coach doing?
What's the board?
What teaching, like, how are they not motivated and ready to go?
Like, he's about to do something.
Don't worry.
Yeah, I was going to say, you'll notice in the top left, uh, the numbers will move to two nothing.
And the shot clock also reads two.
Hmm.
That's it.
For Jake Ottinger.
Hot dog.
As they make, I mean, they call the time up.
You can see in here.
I think he's going to go back in the net.
And then DeBore is like, hey, where are you going?
Get back here.
Jake.
Come on.
So, I mean, he's pissed off.
And I get it.
Teams not ready.
You didn't have them ready, whatever you want.
Power play.
Then a just breakdown is two to nothing.
7.09 in.
and you make the move to pull Ottinger and put in Casey to Smith.
You have a lot two shots in like eight minutes, then both went in.
Can I, can I make a point?
Mm-hmm.
If you're calling timeout, if you're changing your goal,
you don't need to call the fucking time out.
Yes.
It's what or the other.
You don't need to waste the time out to,
and then change, like, we're changing our goalie.
You take your effing time getting in the net,
fellas get over here
stretch for a bit
son
like it doesn't play out
in any of importance in the game
but that I'm just the point
is why did you do it
that way and if you did
need your time out you've now wasted
it completely I wasn't
watching live so I was catching up later
I was I mean I was floored
I get okay Jake Ottinger
we get
Noodles talked about him a couple weeks ago,
waiting for him to have the,
take that step, you're elite guy.
You just,
you've got a lot,
you're signed it,
just signed eight year deal,
8.25 per elite goalie money.
Yep,
that's number one top 10 goal in the league money.
And coaches get frustrated with poor goaltending.
I get it.
And his,
his record is not stellar in the postseason.
He's 32 and 30 all time.
For a team that's been pretty good in the plus, as we said, they've made it to the conference final three straight times.
But the fact that you're that early in an elimination game and you left to Smith in, that was the call.
There's two conversations that.
There's the like, geez, like where are we at with Jake Ottinger?
And the second is like, what were you doing here, Peter DeBoer?
Because they both are true in a sense.
Like in Calgary, you don't have to convince people that Jake Ottinger can be a good goalie.
We saw the best series ever played in his life.
But we keep waiting to see that guy show up in a different series.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And then the other side is DeBore's got a reputation as a really tough guy on goalies.
He was famously the coach where Mark Andre Fleury's agent did the old sword through the back clip art.
In a crucial must-win game with your season on the line, is that really what you want to do?
if your boys aren't fired up for an elimination game to begin with,
is changing the goalie really going to get them going?
I don't know.
I wonder about that.
I think it's a poor decision.
If you're changing the goalie,
I would have used that as a timeout.
And to tell Ottinger, get your head out of your ass.
The team hasn't come out to play.
And I don't think they came out to play the whole series.
And again, you get stuck with the Florida, Carolina.
It's like, well, the other team's really effing good.
Maybe they haven't been allowed to play well.
but I find it going back the series before.
They're winning games and they're better than the other teams,
but they're not making a statement.
Colorado's a tough out,
and they kind of fluke their way through that way.
Not to take anything away from what they did.
But without some breaks and some hockey god stuff,
they're not moving on.
Last year,
they have a chance to end Edmonton.
They don't put the hammer down on them.
They just don't.
They let it slip away.
like they don't to me with that big and rugged a team i would expect it's dump it and bang the piss out of them
for the first 10 minutes of every game and by game three the other team's going i'm so sick
jamie ben was irrelevant yeah and they they aren't that physical they they are a less rugged team than last year
and i don't know if that's a choice or not retro it feels like a bit of a choice like they are a big team
they can skate well you have guys that can be physical
but they were just on their heels
for even a lot of that Winnipeg series
I wasn't terribly impressed
and you were hoping that they could get
going because it's like, look,
you got the lottery balls up the road
you don't want to see that happen.
Like get her going fellas.
Let's just stick with Ottinger for this
whole thing because
the here's the data
which probably leads to the frustration
that DeBore is feeling.
Audinger had lost six of his last seven
postseason games.
against Edmonton prior to last night.
Nine goals over three consecutive losses to end last year's Western
Conference final and gave up 14 in the first four of this year.
Of the 161 goals that Ottinger has allowed in the,
it is postseason, more than 15% have been scored by the Oilers in the last two years.
So he has let out against the oil.
That's a catchy statistic because if you've played that team more,
it's, yeah, it's misleading.
but the point is that the oil is
it's too many goals whatever however if you want to
do percentage it's too many
no and here's the thing if you're going to
look at goalies that have just lost to the
oilers in a series the numbers aren't going to be
good like Aidan Hills garbage
compared to other years where they beat the ores but yeah
they've they're a team that can
really score and
all I'm before we go to
just stay with this for a moment
this is this is what DeBore is
yeah this is why and there's one way to
And there's one way you beat the Oilers.
Your goaltender has to be stone cold.
Like he's,
you can't have a leaky.
So if his team was actually looking invested physically and working their tails off
and looked like they wanted it as much as Emerton and your goalie lets you down,
then I'm with you, Pete.
This is DeBoer.
This is DeBoer post game because I think a lot of people were wondering about the early
pull, the not going back to Ottinger and obviously the short series.
here's Pete DeBoer Post game.
Anytime you pull a goalie, you know,
there's the reasonings always to try and spark your group.
So that was the number one reason.
You know, we had talked endlessly in this series
about trying to play with the lead.
And obviously we were in a two-nothing hole right away.
And, you know what, I didn't take that lightly
and I didn't blame it all on Jake,
But, you know, the reality is, if you go back to last year's playoffs, you know, he's lost six to seven games to Edmonton, and we gave up two shots on two goals in a, you know, an elimination game.
So, you know, it was partly to spark our team and wake them up.
and partly, you know, knowing that, you know, status quo had not been working, you know,
and that's a pretty big sample size.
Neither bad goals.
Sorry.
They're not bad goals, but the saves you still need to make if you want to beat the Edmond's
And again, like, agree on that, like, feel for to make those saves.
But if Pete's saying, yeah, if we just got some saves, you would have been, no, you look like shit in front of your goaler.
your effort level was low and like you're giving up really really easy opportunities to a dynamic team like you could talk about two on two those are both like coaching structure players in front of you goals against those aren't goalie you should have had it saved which is why that again which is why it's more than just the two goals de bores if you think that's the thing he's done right now he's done with jay goddins he he did not need to give style
We don't know what,
we don't know what Ottinger's like in the room and behind,
you know what I mean?
Maybe he's got a shitty attitude about it.
Maybe DeBorre's trying,
like,
but Keenan did it to Kippersoff in game seven in San Jose.
Let's take one.
In seven Jose,
Kipper gives up two goals and Keenan yanks them.
Now,
the difference being,
Keenan,
I think,
was trying to use that yank as a timeout to reset the team.
What happened?
in the next minute, same thing that happened to Dallas.
Your backup goalie goes in and the puck's in your fucking net.
It was April 27.
Now you can't go back to your starter.
And that's why I found it odd that DeBoer did it the whole way he did it.
Maybe his plan was to take Ottinger out the hole and leave him out.
But I thought it was a switch and go back.
Do you know what I mean?
I thought he was, and I think that's what Keenan was planning in San Jose.
and it bit him in the ass because they scored a goal on their guy that's cold and shouldn't have been in there.
Go ahead, Jack.
I thought the same thing, pal.
I just remember being bitter.
There's the one-nothing goal on a power play.
I almost threw the table under the stands.
Pardon me?
I almost threw the table.
We were sitting at this table and almost threw it in the stands when he pulled them.
So much like the other last night, it's a power play goal.
There's a shot that just kind of sifts through from Roanick.
It looks like it's, as of today, it's still credited to Jeremy Roanick.
I don't know if said a Gucci got a piece of it.
That's the second.
Roanick gets a rebound.
That makes it three to two.
It happens to the game.
It's a one goal game.
Yeah.
And then there's Mike starting to feel it.
Yeah, there's the other rebound.
So then still in the second.
freaking Joe Pavelski.
Just
just does it.
So Kipper's out.
Dude goes in.
Yeah.
And the bleeding.
Yeah.
You're so.
So he goes, you can see here.
Mike goes over.
Says something to him.
Kipper doesn't look too.
I don't really need to engage with you right now.
But I'm with you.
I was,
I just felt like it was dance with the one
that brought you, regardless of what you're thinking, how pissed off you are,
who's given you the best chance to win?
Yeah.
And to suggest that it's Casey DeSmith last night, he of, let's he got four games, five games
postseason experience, zero in an elimination game, one win?
I still, and I, I could, we don't know Pete DeBoer's brain, but I'm thinking he was putting
them back.
What's weird is
because we show the
the video there of the timeout
where Ottinger's going back to the net.
Yeah.
He's getting to that. Hey, Jake,
get back here. It's almost like he's using it as a double
timeout. I'm going to take my time out and then I'm going to
switch goal reason. I'll really settle these guys down.
I'll give him a minute or 90 seconds. Or did
Audinger know he was getting pulled?
I mean, that's the first thing you say to him, wouldn't it be?
Yeah. There's something curious about it. You don't typically
say it to the starter. You'd say
to the backup.
See, get your shit on.
You're going in.
It has not, like,
like does something happen during this time out?
Yeah, and where does the backup goalie go here?
Because that might be another part of it.
If you've told the backup,
maybe Ottinger doesn't even see him because he's over with Ray Ferraro doing
ESPN's color.
He's pissed though.
He is pissed.
He's pissed,
but I'd be pissed too.
One more time,
Jeff,
just,
sorry,
just Ottinger is he's kind of,
he skates towards the net and then it kind of,
well,
And as Ottinger turns to skate back towards the bench,
well,
we're going back.
What?
This doesn't make any sense.
I don't.
Why is the backup goalie not on the ice stretching and moving around being getting
ready to go?
Or is you doing it somewhere else?
Yeah, I don't know.
It doesn't make it.
Well, you don't do it somewhere else.
If you've got ice, if you can get on, well,
I'm just saying, where's the backup sitting?
That's the question.
I know, right.
but he just had a time out.
Yeah.
No,
I'm with you.
Why wouldn't you have given your backup?
If you're making that call right then,
how does the backup not know?
Why isn't he on the ice getting ready to go?
Totally.
I don't see him in the shot.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't see him anywhere.
Like, where is he?
Yeah.
If you've called the time out and your plan is,
well,
we're making a goalie pull,
like you say,
you've got a minute for just get your gear.
And Audinger's not then going back to the net
unless this maybe the Smith can't find his fucking mask who knows it just the whole thing is bizarre from to me the call to pull him to not put it back in that little thing there fascinating so you're right you had said just like the kipper pull when you go to your backup and he lets it in you can't now you can't put him back in like walk me through that
wow i just think that you've you you've you've your pot committed at that point
It's you're,
you're down too many to switch back and go again.
It's just,
you won't do it.
It's almost a personal pride point.
I don't know.
I mean,
what do you think through it?
Could you do it?
Yeah.
And should he have done it?
I don't know.
Because Andre gets pulled at 709 of the first by the 807 mark.
It's three nothing.
Yes.
Like, it didn't work at all.
And I don't know.
Like,
how much mystique do we put in the poll changing the morale of the bench?
Like,
guys could be embarrassed.
but like look this is elimination i don't think in january where it's like yeah guys we got to start
working that exactly the the old teams i think that if a team responds to a goalie being pulled
it's it's very odd anyway and in a game where you need to win if you're the the bigger question
to me is do the players not believe in ottinger because if that's if you're the coach and you're
pulling them or do you have the backing of the players or the
part of it's like what the
f you doing like to me the whole team
and this alludes to what a more
of the issue I have and sitting in Calgary
knowing nothing are the players
pissed at the coach yeah that's what I keep in
that team didn't come out and kick ass
like that team again I'm
not trying to take away from
from Edmonton and Edmondon could have won the game
and they're the better team clearly
but did you see the any
like I said before
weather the storm was there a weather
the storm at all?
No.
They were pissing down their leg the whole time.
They weren't into it.
Yeah.
I was
he just signed an eight year
deal.
People were putting the
here.
This is the Patrick Waugh moment.
I, I, well,
look, the coach has one year left.
So this is the summer he's going to want an extension.
And there's all of a sudden a really established
track record of the bore getting
teams to a conference final and never
getting through a conference final.
And so I'm kind of with Rhett here.
It's like if your guys aren't ready to go and they're not looking that great
and you allow two monster great A's on your first two shots against
and you're pulling a goalie to rile them up,
isn't your job as the coach to rile them up or is it to the point where like,
why aren't they riled up?
It's an elimination game.
Here's the track record.
This is wild.
Six of the last seven seasons,
this team have gone out in the conference final.
And it's hard to get to a conference final.
Like, let's not take anything away from that.
But what happens here?
Are they done with him?
I was going to say
I don't know
because what was it?
He's been seven of the last nine years
and has been fired twice or whatever
It's three teams there, look.
Is this how it's happened?
There's three teams there.
And in the last seven seasons he's coach,
he's been to a conference final six times.
Because there is some mending offenses to be done.
I know that Jamie McLennon after that thing in 2008
flew to Finland to go and see Kipper
and try and smooth things over.
out with him and got sick on a boat or something?
I asked if that was the same year.
He said he got sick the next year.
Wrong off season.
It was some of toss.
Look, you go check through.
But no, like, look, I don't think it's a slam dunk that Pete DeBoer's back.
If you were a coach of his pedigree, making the kind of money he's making,
are you going to go into your last year as a lame duck or do you want a contract?
I know what Rick Tocke felt.
He doesn't have anywhere near the track record this guy has.
And if you're the Dallas Stars, are you ready to commit four or five years, which is
what a guy of his pedigree commands right now?
Probably not.
I got Steve Spott on the bench as an assistant.
He's followed Pete everywhere.
He does follow Pete everywhere.
I don't know.
I'm not saying that it's a slam dunk,
but it's not just an awkward conversation
between the coach and the GM.
Excuse me, the goalie and the GM.
Because the goalie's not going anywhere.
Yeah.
And even if the goalie says, I'm out of here,
they'll say, no, no, no, no.
Coaches don't last eight years.
we'll keep you and we'll change the coach we've seen that happen in a lot of places the players
always win against the coach shove lives don't match when players didn't want to play for darrell guess
what happened he was mean we give tons of credit to edmonton and then you buddice that and you
start to question the coaching because it's you're not getting it done you start to question the
goaltending and two weeks ago jim nil was the most brilliant GM in the world and now i question
his whole team. Is it good? Yeah, but are they built for success? I don't know.
I don't. Yeah. It didn't look like it was a team that was maxed out and he's like, well,
that was our best effort. So I don't really put that in GM. Their defense,
the right side is awful. Even with Hayeskin and look thin. Yeah. I mean,
Bishel's 20. He's playing too much. It's way too much. Their best three defenders are all left
shots. That's the problem. Cody Cisi's awful at this point in his career. He should not be out there.
Alex Patrick's been spending time in the minors. Lubushkin's been a
journeyman forever all those guys plan way too much they have a lot of ufas jamy ben matthewshane
daddanov they brought in grandland he's a uf a cc on the back end is a is a uf a
is a uf a so there will be turnover which is why i wonder with debor because you'll you'll go to
you'll go to market and free agency and you're going to be able to make some changes there do you bring
him just feels like the coaching cycle's kind of done if you fire if if he doesn't come back now if you
make a change. I don't know. The whole
just my last thought on that goalie thing
is, and I don't know. Like you say,
Red, we're not in the room. We don't know what the
players think about Audinger or what they think
about your coach. But
if it's a scenario where you've been riding the hot
hand, maybe the backup, the kid,
Alex Lion has been playing
well, and then you hit a speed
wobbles, no, no, we're going back. We're making a
goalie change. Then you go back to Bobrovsky.
This wasn't to Smith
winning them some game standing on his head.
And then, uh-oh, tough
tough patch now go back to ottinger i just can't imagine any of the guys and they performed well they
got up to it was what three nothing they got up to three two then four two then four three they did
battle last night but i can't imagine the guys in that bench are saying nice the smiths him all right
right no there's no chance and pinder makes a good point and we all see it
are they awake when that game's like are they covering anyone i want the save for from ottinger
but the play around him was piss poor.
Yeah.
He pretty much matched the effort of his skaters in front of him, didn't he?
Yes, it was they.
They were all in at playing 80% to start that game.
Way to go.
And that's why you go and you turn around and you go,
oh, you're going to pull me and your team's not ready?
Like there are questions, hard questions that DeBoer should have to be asked.
They need a rest with Anderson really badly.
right shot guy that's cap effective and that like they're just their dog shit on the right side of that
I don't we talked about it keeping TANF would have been a yeah they wanted to and then the Leafs given the Robida Island deal so it's like well okay they could have used him yeah right shot defender that's better than all the right shots they got um
I know the question's going to be how much like they're they're starting to run out of assets like they've traded a lot of first some prospects they sent stank
going out to get ranton.
They're also
like much more fat out than
Carolina for example.
The leadership group.
Like I've always liked Ben as a player,
but these guys are all getting veteran.
Dushain's been a good signing, actually.
He's going to kind of doing one year,
one year.
Yeah.
Last little bit.
Sagan right now looks okay, but he's
heard a lot.
Right?
He's got some.
And it's about Ben.
He's up,
if I'm correct.
Yeah.
And Sagan's got one year left.
he's making huge money he's the captain
he's coming off an awful series
and how much you pay him
what's his appetite to come back
there's video in the dressing room last night
everyone's left
there's the bin with all the jerseys
and the laundry
everyone's gone
Ben has not taken one piece of equipment off
well I think that was from
was that ages ago yeah I'm sorry
so I saw that that was the final in the bubble
okay yeah so my apologies on that
And that's, but he's a heart and soul.
So where's he at?
Like he's not young.
Is he, is he retiring?
Is he coming back?
Does he want to play for a million bucks?
I didn't know.
You know what it is?
It's like we give Trilliving a hard time.
You got to take some time and don't be.
Today you feel a certain way.
I'm pissed off at DeBore for what he's done.
Jamie Ben,
where were you all series?
You don't need to score, but you need to be an imposing figure.
You're a captain.
You're a captain.
Like, just do that.
be big and physical on a third line.
You know, the coach has to get the team ready,
but the captain is also,
you can kind of dictate the momentum and the flow
and the tempo of a game with how you play.
Just didn't feel like he had anything.
Yeah.
To show,
I guess against Winnipeg,
he was going with Shifley or whatever,
but it's Jamie Ben.
Non-factor.
And again,
is it the Oilers?
Because they made,
you look at Vegas,
the games that they,
the one game they won it was riley smith off of dry sidle into his own net with point one second left that's their win and they needed three third period power play goals to beat the oilers in this series otherwise you take those two little sequences of play the oilers crushed these two teams that were yeah l a give them the toughest test you could all yeah you could almost hinted them winning 12 in a row because they're not in seasons both vegas and dallas and they went
through like shit through a goose on both of them yeah and again like you could
Washington and Winnipeg like they also look like at the end they were completely
overmatched it's just a different sport like Trillivin talked about this all the time
the challenge of being a jam in the NHL is that you have to build a team that gets into the playoffs
and then you also have to have a team that can win in the playoffs and those yeah but very
different makeup so you can watch for the oilers a lot of the guys who played really well for them
where healthy scratches are non-event in the regular season but wouldn't you say that
grand of hockey. Wouldn't you say that Dallas is more, if you look at Dallas
lineup, it's supposed to be more of a playoff style team than a regular season team?
They've kind of traded out a bit of sandpaper and added skill. And that,
I still think they should be a good playoff team, but
like Johnson Robertson, Robertson and Rupert Hintz, Hintz is hurt, didn't do
themselves. Now, Robertson had what, three in his last two or whatever it is. So he
woke up near the end here, but too little too late.
Wyatt Johnston off of playoffs
Did not have a good playoff or a guy who's he stirs the drink for them in the regular season
Dushan is getting older he has I think has the one power player with the one playoff goal this year
Rantan and outside of that four game stretch
goal is his last eight I believe right
I didn't notice him lot like his name's not being said enough yeah
yeah that's supposed to be a guy that you can dry said I'll give you this well hopefully
Ranting can wash him out and then your depth can take care of
So does Colorado take the lead in the who won?
No, I think it's Carolina.
They got the furthest.
They got two first stankovans young.
They got the cap space.
Okay.
Because I feel like it does shift.
It's like, what are they doing?
They lost.
Oh, maybe they're right.
And Marty Nache just gets over there and torches things.
And you're like, wow, Colorado's really smart.
Then they lose to ran.
And you're like, okay, well, that's not very smart.
I don't know.
That can ruin your summer if you're Jim Nill.
I think that Jim Nell's going to, you know, he's going to have to get away from it and digest and do an evaluation.
but the love affair that they get a lot of credit.
He got a lot of credit and it's deservedly so,
but your team didn't show up to compete or and not,
and maybe wasn't capable.
And that's a,
that's a statement on the Oilers behalf.
They're just maybe too damn good.
They dictated the tone of play for everything since game three against us.
Yes.
And so then if you're dictating.
the tone of play, just like the Oilers
have been since game
five, I don't
know if they didn't even in game three and four in the
first round, but since game five,
they've dictated every hockey game
they've played. Of the first, game
five, first round, they've just said we
we're driving
the car now, you don't get to play.
And yes at our game, because we're telling
you the game we're playing. And I don't, I forget
it, I don't know, because I apologize, I don't know if it was a
quote from last night or from McDavid.
He says, just, this, this feels
different than last year.
And it absolutely does, which is kind of
where I started. You just felt like
the Oilers have star players,
but they're flawed, and they'll be
exposed at some point. The wheels will fall
off because of their warts.
And look, I am surprised.
You see the guys that they can play
defense. Their defensive game has gotten better.
And that's
the issue is that you can't expose their
warts because they're playing so well in
front of the whart that you would
if you didn't get to see. Yes.
I don't think that
trust me.
You've heard me run to take a run
at all their defense, but it's terrible.
Well, they're not playing that way anymore
and they're playing really well. And so what's
the war that can hurt them? Skinner.
No one gets a touch of fuck. They're playing
too well in front of them. The
shitty goaltending doesn't even come
into play. Skinner just don't
actually soil yourself
and have to leave the net.
because we're in control of every shift almost all the whole game.
Yeah.
It's got three on six.
Dallas scored three on 17.
Yeah.
And he allowed a bad one too.
But they can survive that.
And, you know, that's the only Achilles heel.
And now, like, you're up against a team that's done similar things to the teams in the east.
And look, like, we're being really critical of Dallas today.
And we were really hard on Toronto and when Carolina lost.
These are all top five teams in the NHL, right?
Like, so it's not.
not like Jim Nill quit, burn down the Dallas Star's office, you're all losers.
Like we understand that this is where the cream gets separated and a seven game series at this time of year can look uglier than what things might be a year from now or a year ago.
But like the two teams here have bullied their oppositions.
The two teams left have bullied the teams they've played right from from Evanton's case, game four or five against L.A.
from Florida's case beginning of the playoffs.
So the oilers, and this is
This is cherry pick.
The Oilers have home ice advantage
in the Stanley Cup final.
I don't mind that for Florida.
If it gets to seven, you don't like it.
But it's going on the road,
served the Oilers pretty well,
the last two series.
You go get a split.
You come home to your crazy building.
Is it five points ahead of the flames?
Is that where they finished?
A little more than that.
196.
Oilers 101.
Is that it?
And that's what's so infuriating, right?
Because it's like you watch the regular season, you're like,
is this stress rehearsal?
Or is this, the sport's so different in the playoffs?
And it's probably a bit of both.
Yeah, the sport's so different.
And I'd be very worried.
I don't know that the Oilers go ahead and,
it wouldn't surprise me if they win.
I said they were going to win.
They feel like they've got the right mentality
and approach to things right now.
But Florida is really good.
The point I'm getting at is the way that that team's playing.
They look very poised.
and comfortable, and I don't think that next year it's a fucking piss yourself contest.
This looks like a team that can do it over and over again.
And everyone else in the league is going to have to find a way to overcome out east, Florida,
out west, Edmonton.
They're the, clearly, it's an obvious statement.
They're the standard.
What are you squinting at?
He's just like that at all, Rhett.
I don't think that.
I know.
That's why we got to stick together.
They look great right now.
They got to make some.
decisions they're an old team they don't have young kids coming but what they've done for the last
two months has been very impressive it's plug and play it's plug and play not old chuck has created
a situation where because i know they got guys come and going and every team will have changes sure
none of them have to be studs that you don't have to go get elite to fill the holes that they're
going to right like you're going to get guys that want to
come because the team's going to be good. They're going to want to win and they get to play
with McDavid. If we've got a chance to win a cup again, again again, play a role. Here's your role.
Do it. And we'll have success. I kind of feel like this whole thing right now for them. It's like,
just be just be patient. We're going to score enough goals. Just.
Focus on D. We'll get our goals. Just play smart. And by the end of the third period,
probably good chance we'll have more goals in the other team. And that's oversimplifying.
But it just felt like that was part of their, well, David's got to get.
us back into this game. We got to just start the game, play smart. And the only other thing,
and we did see it in that LA series, certainly in that game, game one when they roared back and
McDavid gave him the lead and then that, whatever, tied it and then that weird goal,
they haven't been flummoxed at all. No, even those shots of McDavid and Leon on the bench,
like, fuck, like there's been zero frustration or angst in their game because no one,
been able to do it to them.
They've been winning every game by three fucking goals.
Some, like the Panthers need to put a bit of seeded doubt,
some fear of failure back into their game
because it's been about three weeks
where they've just been playing shinny.
Yeah, and I think that that's why I find the final so fascinating
because a lot of things you said about Edmonton
or true about Florida, but one team's got a two-time Vesna winner
and the other guy is hot or cold and never in the middle.
And he's looked like a replacement level netminder
and a top 10 goalie.
league in the same playoffs.
Like that is the true wildcard to me is can they allow Edmonton playing how
they're playing.
Can they allow Skinner to have success against Florida?
And if you're Florida, can we get under him, his skin early?
Because that's their only Achilles heel.
When they couldn't get a save early against LA, they got completely outclassed.
It would be nice to get a good series.
I hope we've got.
Because we got jobbed here.
It gets a good one last spring.
I'll tell you that.
Like it didn't feel like it at the beginning, but there was some tense hockey at the end.
Yeah.
And if it's not going to be a good.
going to be good.
I just make it quick.
The one way.
Oilers are the early betting favorites.
Slight, yes.
Minus 120.
Anththers are even money.
The statistical models like Florida a touch better, but it's very close to a
coin toss.
You're seeing a lot of 55, 55, 53, 51% stuff.
Which is pretty impressive given what we know about Florida in their third straight
final and this is the standard and that the oilers are favored,
albeit slightly over a team that's by some, hey, this is,
this, we're talking dynastic stuff here right now.
Well, that's what the oilers should be.
If this was a well-run team for a decade,
like this is, they should be the standard, shouldn't they?
I know.
When you start with those two guys?
No.
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
I know.
Viena Nova.
Maybe buy yourself something nice.
Yeah.
If you're myself a pendant, that'll call my, go and treat yourself today.
Get some ice.
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He's always mad when he's zoomed out.
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He's on, then he leaves.
Going to get toast.
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Yeah. Vena nova.com.
So if I'm walking around with fronts this summer and you're like, wow, those diamond teeth, what's going on?
I just had to console myself after the ointers.
I just needed something.
I needed some comfort.
Did you give myself?
I thought I deserved.
Give myself a break.
You like them?
Be kind to myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So big day.
Distract everyone from the fact the oilers one and look at my teeth.
Change the topic.
That's right.
This is a no oiler talk.
Give it.
Shift your focus.
Shift your focus.
It's a big day.
The 9-9.
99 has arrived.
There's been some
cockiness.
There's been some trepidation.
There's been some swerves on the way.
Talk of prep.
There's been some,
yes,
absolutely some swerves.
But today,
call it tonight over at Greta.
It is the 999.
The Blue Jays take on the A's
and it'll be on the screens
in the alley at Greta.
And it will be,
that will be one show.
That'll be one thing to watch.
Maybe the more entertaining will be the 9-9-0.
999 as we have
maybe.
We've collected some folks
that are going to take on the
999. 9 innings.
9 beers.
9 hot dogs.
Can you, can you complete it?
Watching 9 innings of baseball can be done.
For some, they say you can't do it.
Maybe that'll be the hardest thing.
The J's and the A's.
You know what? I can't watch this shit anymore.
Jack did the dogs. Jack did the beers.
He wasn't paying sense to the game.
He lost.
He didn't do it.
I've had 10 beers, 11,
But I cannot handle this ballgame.
That is a good question.
Say you finish the nine beers and the nine dogs.
It's the eighth inning.
And I got to like puke.
Do I lose?
I would think the final out would be the wire you got to cross.
There's no losing.
There's no losing.
Well, I mean, if you puke all over yourself,
Grasda, you are a loser.
Well, yeah, but again, it's not about, uh, it's not about overindulgence.
It's just about challenging yourself.
Yeah, we're talking about the intestinal fortitude.
You're literally.
Yeah.
The intestinal.
We're not talking about puking because of alcohol.
We're talking about because of how many dogs you rammed down your call.
You can have non-alcoholic beers, your beverage of choice, whatever it is, nine hot dogs.
Have you thought anymore?
We've talked a lot about the portion size is a bit of a stick.
I have a dog update from Greg.
Okay.
So we'll get to that in the moment.
Have you thought about your condiment game?
Are you worried about condiment taking up space or is it necessary in order to get them down to make them more apt?
I'm going plain all the way. No condiments.
Bald. Just bald dogs.
Bald dogs. Bald dogs and beer.
On the bun. Beer. Okay. Yep. I'm not. What about you, Ryan? Are you doing condiments?
I might just do a strip of mustard for taste, but nothing that's going to, like, I'm not messing with relish and ketchup. I don't want, it's, less is more.
Okay. So this is not a, this is, this is about getting, this is about getting, it's a work day.
Yeah, it's, we're putting in a shift. Yeah. I don't, yeah. And I don't, and I think.
I don't know how it's going to go until we see these dogs in person,
but I would like to be three or four in of each as we're like entering the third inning.
I would be ahead of things because you know the pace is going to slow.
Kind of like you with your taxes.
Get out in front of it.
Nope.
The exact opposite.
If it was my taxes,
there'd be two outs in the ninth and I'd be trying to hammer nine dogs and nine beers.
I need seven more dogs right now.
I guess thought,
do you have any level of confidence in either of these two gentlemen,
Brett.
Because we've set
of the sidelines
we've poked
and pointed a lot of
confidence a month ago
but since the dog photo
confidence has waned
on all fronts.
I believe in their
commitment to the cause.
My concern is even
if you get it down
I don't think you're comfortable
afterwards.
No,
no,
no,
no what I mean?
This isn't one of those things
where you're like
all right,
where are we headed next?
Like let's hit the town
kind of like.
Who wants golden tea?
Although if there's a guy
to do it.
this is different this isn't a big red hat on i don't know that i'll be high kicking i'll be probably
like i watched him try to eat nuggets and he nearly croaked like this is that plus i think
i see i i was up the mind when we started this that this would be significantly less than the
oh no nuggets this now when i see these dogs i'm thinking this might be comparable i feel like
you're giving zero thought to the amount of space the beer takes off.
Exactly.
You took nine beers right now and pour them into a bucket.
What did that look like?
Well, and just go back to your,
even if you're right on the, I am,
you're off your game.
Even if you're right on the dog compared to the nugget event,
you didn't drink nine beers with those.
No, I probably like four or something like that.
Yeah.
Did you?
I don't know.
I'm trying to remember.
Like it was, I had a couple.
hours.
Yeah.
That's why I'm fascinated by it because it's not like there's a lot of,
no one has a real track record.
No,
you don't do this.
Yeah, you're not leaning on that,
what you did last Wednesdays.
Right.
Someone cruises through this.
They are a spectacle.
They're better men.
Wolverines said, the guys at Blue Jays Nation,
which you're on our network in Toronto,
the one guy had it waxed through six innings.
And I'm like, what?
Wow.
But again,
the dog is a key fan.
which gets us to the hot dog update.
Okay.
Because this is where I think everything changed.
The dogs and the buns under heavy scrutiny retro.
The buns are curious, but the dog is not a foodie.
So this is.
Like what size is Joey Chestnut housing 90 of on Coney Island?
It's not a jumbo.
It's not a friggin farmer's sausage.
And so I chatted last night with our pal from Bontan Meat Market.
Greg? He's so concerned.
I was just curious, because the photo would look to be like, what?
That does not look regulation.
And I just said, those things look huge.
To which he responded, they aren't huge, but they aren't the small garbage cheap ones.
And my thought was, if you're doing a hot dog eating contest,
are you not leaning absolutely into the smallest garbage cheap ones?
Is that one out with the ripping on Coney Island?
I don't know.
That's not what Bon Ton is about.
I get it.
And I look, Bontan's not known for hot dogs.
This is not their bread and butter.
They do meats.
They can get them in.
They are known for high quality food.
This has been the thing right from the start.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what we're supposed to be using.
I've never been to a hot dog eating thing.
I don't eat hot dogs.
I don't know what a regulation size is.
I have no idea.
Red, I'm not sure.
You know what he's up?
I'm hearing panic.
You know what he's done?
He set him.
up for failure so that he's got he's got his out he's pre it's the it's the happiness hedge but
need some context here it was hot that day i needed more beer i had 14 before we started because it was so
hot out i can't show up till like five or i'll have three in that don't count them you a total waste of
real estate i know is that so that's got to be it right you is anyone going to sing the anthem
like what's is there going to be that's going to sing the anthem is there going to be a hot dog cutting
ceremony to to begin the event because I feel like none of the beers or dogs consumed prior
to first pitch count that has to be oh clearly not and we're underway first pitch has got to be it
I'd think yeah that's someone was saying guys are doing it at actual ballparks in the states and
they'd go early and just ram a bunch and get way ahead but it's like no we're at greta we're
watching the game they're going to have their half hour pregame show they're going to go into the
starting pitchers and here's your lineup and look who's moved up to the three hole and then it's
Okay, here's the first pitch.
We're underway.
Boom, that's your first step.
Jack, we need to hear from you.
Much like Ryan, I've been setting myself up for failure all week long.
So I'm at the absolute lowest point today.
Oh, I'm emotionally.
It was your down date.
I don't feel like I already feel like I feel like shit already.
I don't know.
I don't want to do this anymore.
My prediction is this.
you will cruise through it.
Really?
Yes.
Not to say that it's not going to be,
you'll get to the end and say,
no big deal,
I'd eat and drink more.
That it's,
you're,
you've probably going to have enough hot dogs and beers
by the end of the ninth inning.
But I believe you will be victorious.
Wow.
And you too.
Thank you, Dean.
I don't think so because Ryan's quinoa system
is going to go right out of whack when the dogs start.
You got to the bloodstream.
I know where the cameras are.
I can dodge out of there and get some grease.
He's just such an animal, though.
Right?
He's not a regular human.
I'm just saying that I saw him with the nuggets and he looked like his head was spinning.
I think he's going to be.
A little collusional.
I don't know that I'm good at this.
I don't.
Like there's things where I'm like, yeah, I'll floor it and I know I can hang.
I don't know if I'm any good at competitive eating.
You will get ahead of, this is my prediction, is he will get ahead of himself.
He will stay comfortably in front on the hot dogs.
Mm-hmm.
because he knows he'll be able to catch up on the beers.
Hammering two beers in the last, like two gone here in the bottom of the ninth,
two beers left, no problem.
He'll find a way to get the beers in.
It'll be the pacing of the hot dogs for sure.
And that has him most concerned.
So I think he will take care of that business early.
How do you, I'm just throwing this out right now, just popped in my head.
What if you quickly put back two beers?
like zing, zang, and then just start munching a dog.
Is that disaster?
Have you just filled yourself with foam and you're no good?
Your body's different than.
That's what I'm doing.
You funnel a couple quick?
Yeah.
I want to be done five beers by the end of the second.
So what are you, because we know obviously Ryan, it's the hot dogs and the buns and the size.
He's not, what are you concerned about?
Is the beers?
No, I'm not.
I'm concerned about the dogs as well.
That's why you're getting the beers out of it.
That's why I want to eat all that real estate for the last hour and a half.
Yes.
That feels cart before the horse to me.
I don't know.
You're less worried about the beers, so you're getting them done first.
We're making this up as we go.
I love it.
I might change my mind 10 minutes in.
You're going to lose the beer volume faster than you will lose the dog volume.
This is my thought.
If you have a stomach full of beer or a stomach full of hot dogs, what's draining quicker?
The beer's going to run through you.
So you get a couple beers through you at least, maybe more.
And then you're not trying to pour beer into a full chamber at the ninth inning.
I'm I was so great it's the third inning you haven't had any hot dogs no I'm good no I'm good I'm good god if you get behind on dogs I just think you screwed you gotta be ahead of innings on dogs you'll be great I'm gonna be an idiot you will be great what I'd vomit on something at Greta I apologize there'll be no vomit you will there will be you will not feel yeah you'll maybe only go up for a couple to the ship after how fast
Can you consume nine beer?
I think you could probably get three in pretty quick.
And then after that, there's just no room.
You're going to puke.
I'll tell you what.
It was a week ago today.
I sat here and watched some redhead in your seat funnel about five in about 45 minutes.
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That's probably like seven with the exchange rate.
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Commodore straight from the gym comes in, has a beer on the couch before he comes in.
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And Greta, our host, okay, is he getting things set up?
He's going to, is he going to play after a road?
He's got a flight to Vancouver after this.
And he's doing it with us.
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PINTA report.
Jack, I have an update on the hot dogs.
We will file that in right after 99 at the end of the Pinda report.
We've got new photos from different angles out of a freezer and we'll see context.
Context is crucial.
Very important.
Here's some context on the Calvary Flames over at flamesnation.ca.
Dan Vladarsu, UFA.
He was making 2.2.
All the flames are a, quote, main contender, end quote,
to sign Russian netminder Ivan Przvetov.
Okay.
But Phoenix for a while, you actually...
Messing around.
Keep your goalies.
Stop messing with this.
You want to keep just going out?
Yes.
At what price?
Because you were getting him three other day.
That's ridiculous for what he does.
Well, he's already making two, two.
That's what I mean.
He's going to want to raise.
Well, and caps going up.
Sure, but has he earned the raise?
or is he still the guy that hasn't, I don't know.
I have a nice, comfortable relationship in the room that matters.
Do you think noodles was good at hockey?
Oh, geez.
This is not a noodle situation.
I actually think Dan Vlodar might have the appetite to play more than 30 games and get out of here.
That's more of my thought.
That's up to him.
But if he's interesting and so your job is the flames is if Dan Vlodar ain't committed to be in here,
you got to go find another.
I thought we had that's coolie guy with all the,
It was great until he was injured.
Then he was dog shirt.
So you probably want to bring someone in to push Cooley, don't you?
Yeah, because we're going to search again for more goalies.
Get the shit off of screen.
Jack.
Well, what I won't tell you, Rhett, is that he's a 26-year-old 6-5 Russian
who played at Moscow last year, CSK.
Oh, he's a tall goaltender.
The Port Express hockey reporter Mikhail Zislus has the scoop.
Mikhail's got it, buddy.
Well, he is Russian.
The Flames loves his Russians.
Connie, excuse me.
Oh, one more night.
Connie's a commie?
Is that what you were saying?
Something like that.
She's.
We'll move along since Red is not taking the bait on talking about backup goal
tennis of the Flames here on this 30th day of May.
Check this shit down, Jack.
Well, we had a game last night, and yeah, it's...
I feel like we talked about it.
It didn't really matter at the end of the day, did it, Miko?
Yeah, had your choice.
Yeah.
Got your balls in that suitcase?
The only thing we don't know is what would have happened if this agent and the
Avs GM had been on the same page and he stayed there.
Probably beat Dallas.
Hmm.
The rest, who knows?
Well, he certainly beat the Aves.
He sure did.
Hockey gods and Miko Ranton and going full Beast mode was the difference in that series
that the Aves controlled for large swaths.
All right.
We got some Pete DeBore fallout.
We showed you this earlier.
Oh, shoot.
That's the DeBoer sword.
Remember that noted player agent Alan Walsh posted after Mark Andre Fleury.
It paved his way out of Vegas.
Saying it got this.
In the back is kind of what.
Yeah.
You want to read in.
Yeah.
Now, this one wasn't put out by the agent.
This is actually people making fun that the agent actually went to part of this.
You've even left like the cursor, if you remember.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
More on Debor and Ottinger.
Yeah.
there it is. The board can get you to the conference final.
I don't know if he hasn't really
anyone past that. And those are some good teams you had
that's as close to Sam as they got with that core. It's a tough
league, Rhett. It is.
You took Final Four. There's some good teams. A tough league.
Did you play in it, Red? When did that start? When did it start
to be a tough? It didn't used to be.
Yeah, probably the best of seven when they switched from
from the challenge. Tough league.
Nineteen 20s.
Well, I mean, look, we should
be terrible surprised, I guess.
They've been the two best teams since this tournament started on the hole.
And you know, somebody saw this coming.
Wasn't Rhett, wasn't me, wasn't boom, wasn't AI.
It was Matthew Kachuk in last year's handshake line.
Welcome to see you next year.
See you next year.
See you next year.
Say that again, Rhett?
Get the cameras out of their face.
It's like Paul Murray said, let the guy shake hands.
Yeah, we'll get more on Paul at a moment.
You're going to like that.
So we get the rematch.
It's not easy for teams to meet again.
In fact, the last time we saw it was 0-8-09.
I believe Ty Conklin was on the losing side of both the wings and penguins.
I think we saw a hosa swap in there, too.
Hosa, yeah.
Two years in a row where the same teams go.
typically they split but not always wings and pens split islanders and oilers split habs before that
i believe one both it was also kind of misleading in the late 60s they had six expansion teams in one
division the original six and another so yeah the original 16 clean the clock of the team that
came out of the expansion side in the final anyway pretty rare also what's rare when you lose in the
stanley cup final getting back to it's hard because you've had a long off season you're pissed
and you need everything to go right florida just did it to win the cup
up last year. Now the Oilers will try to repeat the feed.
Prior to these two teams do it back to back years, all the way back to 809 with Pittsburgh.
And then the Oilers in 83, 84 after the Islanders dynasty was, windows closed.
That's not a lot for the last, you know, 40 years.
There's just too much data pointing in a certain direction.
Don't know what you're talking about. Let's keep moving, shall we?
Corey Perry's back in the final. That's, uh, Corey Perry's back in the final.
that's uh, Corey Perry doing Corey Perry things.
Shearing me up.
Gosh, you must have a lot of rings, hey?
Mort and us.
Fair.
Peak pain is still out there for Oilers fans.
I'm aware.
I'm not saying it's going to happen, but it can feel real grim as a flames fan here.
It really could.
But there are still positive outcomes to be had.
What else have we got, Jack?
Oh, dear.
They touched it.
Red, did you guys touch the Campbell bowl?
Uh, yeah.
I think dummy brought it into the dressing room and everything.
Jeez.
Told not to.
Okay.
So this is the watch party in Shelbyville at the wing.
Yeah.
Oh.
No.
No.
What's the hell?
Some kids all over it.
I don't understand why he did touch it if that's all they were doing.
Well, all you have, Friedman's got the data, right?
Because you asked, and he knew you'd be asking.
Here's the thing.
They didn't touch it last year.
How'd that go?
They were a couple goals away from winning.
Also a couple goals away from getting swapped.
And then they said that about the Panthers, didn't they?
Well, that's what it was.
Yeah, the Panthers, whatever they did.
Touch, no touch.
They lost.
So then they did the opposite the next year.
You got to switch it up unless you're winning.
You're winning.
You keep doing what you're doing.
Connor was asked about it last night afterwards.
So you touched the trophy, just thought.
Well, last year, we didn't.
Yeah.
And we lost.
So this year,
figured,
touch it and hopefully we win.
Great question.
Did he say great question?
No,
that was me freelancing a little bit.
Okay,
that's fair.
It's creative liberty there.
And a reminder,
at one point,
the stars were ahead in this series.
They had five power play goals
in the third period.
You saw this look on the bench.
And they haven't a lead since.
Not even a single moment is noted here.
don't see that look again is what you're hoping for.
There's a great night though down in Big Dean.
Yeah, a great night that night.
Old Tits McGee behind the bench was having a time.
Tee McGee.
Yeah.
I guess they're put away for the summer, right?
I think they're just coming out.
I don't know how that works.
Those rinks are cold.
I thought maybe it's hot in Texas.
Maybe that's what I mean.
Shield them.
Nice.
There's hot.
Yeah.
And so the question will be how do Oilers fans handle
this? Are we seeing a measured, calculated, calm, poised fan base? Are we seeing an
over-arrigant fan base? Well, a little bit of a misbag rep, but the one consistent
throughout the entirety of the playoffs has been Oilers fans, hurting Oilers fans. Let's go to
the Mosspit. That's some free CTE. We got knocked out and went cranium first into concrete.
I believe this is called a recreation or hobby in it. What are we doing here, Phil?
Oh, you hit your head hard on this.
You just got a free brain damage there.
No, it seems overly concerned.
No, there was too worried about getting it on their socials.
What are we doing?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's right to the back of the head.
The thing is, he's not going to wake up smarter.
No.
He's already at the moss pit.
He's not got a lot to begin with.
Jeez.
I hope that kid's all right.
I know.
Why are you doing this, Edmonton?
Ryan, what do you think?
Now, bad news.
We noted Oilers slight favorites.
Uh-huh.
Favorites have done well this postseason.
Yeah.
Not high seeds, but betting favorites.
13 of 14 of them have moved on.
Now, some of these lines have moved the Edmonton, LA series before it started.
You could get both his favorites at one point.
So it's not a perfect stat.
But generally speaking, the books, chalky playoffs.
So what I'm saying is the underdogs do.
Maybe.
That's that what you're saying?
Time for Canada's team, Dean.
A year ago, they saved us.
Please stand if you're able.
Remove your hats.
Join George Cadin as we sing the Florida, Canada, National Anthem.
Please, hockey gods.
Be kind.
We'll move on.
Paul Maurice has feelings about handshake lines.
We talked about him yesterday.
Oh, he's pissed.
There's knob lock out there shaking hands.
Yeah.
How dare you?
the nerve you know who'd never do that red paul marries uh no because paulmer's did that last year in the
oh did he that's right um but this year you know who'd never do that red uh no palmercy then
round one too what is going on i feel like he just make something up was he doing acid the other
night i feel like his heart's probably in the right place i know but it's just crazy that's like
two weeks ago a month ago like maybe how about the coach
or GM's meeting or something in
Del Boca Vista in February
or something. Let's just
handshake line for the players only.
We take all the staff and that out of it.
That feels like maybe
rather than having this
noble crusade.
In the middle of the playoffs, he's switched course.
What it is, Paul's
a. Mind games.
No, no. He's, he can see the future.
He saw that four kids get whacked in the moss pit.
and fall back and hit his head.
Look at Paul there.
Is he wearing the safety?
No protection.
Is there any right?
Those shoes?
Nope.
Or maybe.
More bastards could go down.
It could be the end of him.
He doesn't want to shake McDavid's hand after he puts it right in his took us.
There you go, Maurice.
Do I shake my hand?
No, you don't, eh?
To that whole thing that post game, like waxing poetic for two minutes.
Literally a month ago, he's other shaking.
That's so funny to me.
Oh, and by the way, Jack was asking, we were researching.
Rod Brindamore's final season as a player in the NHL was the 0-9, 08-09 campaign.
That was Paul Marisse's first year.
He and Rod.
The greats.
So there was one year of overlap.
Was he trying to bully him, Jack?
What are you thinking?
Oh, he's coaches, I'll just tell him what did.
I'm going to flex on him here.
maybe I don't know.
Maybe he hates Rod, but he did it the other round.
Maybe this is the most boring topic ever.
It's just weird.
I don't get it.
By the way, two teams eliminated this week,
so we need to say goodbye to them in proper crying Jordan fashion.
There's on the bench.
Oh, dear, I guess right next to Ray Ferraro.
Yeah.
It'll get better, bud.
And there's Rod.
It's not a sweep.
Well, it kind of is, well, it wasn't a sweep.
Yeah, you did.
Sorry.
Is this meme ever going to get old or no?
I'm okay with it.
Before it began, it was, yeah.
It's been heavily used.
I got an update out of Buffalo, Rhett.
Yarmal Kekalianin's joining their front office, senior advisor,
the report to Kevin Adams.
It seems backwards.
I mean, in a tale as old as time,
congrats to Yarmal Keck Alinen on becoming the next GM of the Buffalo same.
Yeah, this is a Jay Feaster in to help Daryl Sutter vibe, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yikes.
Oh, Joel Quenville's just going to help Denny Savard,
maybe what, run some drills or something.
Yeah.
Adams had a half a brain.
He'd have done that from the start.
Yarmus and Kevin Adams office.
I don't know.
What color do you think would look good in here?
Oh, I just, but we just painted like six weeks ago.
Yeah, I know, but I was just,
I just know, freshen it up.
What kind of fun of.
Do we like what Yarmu Kekalainen accomplished in Columbus, though?
Yes, and no.
The results of the team are not good,
but I really think he did some good mining in the draft.
And I think you started to see it this year
with all those young Russians that he's taken.
Well, luckily he's now left the team
where it's hard to lure free agents
and a non-desirable market to a hotbed.
So you didn't like how the team did,
but you liked what he did?
Well, I would just say, like,
how much time out do you need to really?
judge GM like if he puts all these pieces in place for five six seven eight nine years and then he's
gone and they're good two years later like there's still a lot of yarmov fingers six seven eight nine
years that's one fuck of a long time in the host of sports what is what's the proper leash i i i
it's a very mixed bag is how i feel about it i think he's a smart guy i don't think his teams were
nearly as good as they should have been i thought i love that he had stones and he walked bobravsky
and duchin and panera into free agency trying to chase a cup but then when they lose you're like oh
that probably wasn't right.
That's stones.
What about the hiring of his coaches and the fire,
like,
yeah,
no,
the Babbs was a horrible decision.
Very mixed back in my opinion.
The Babs one was,
I don't know where your positives are.
I confused.
Good draft.
He's done well in the draft.
Yeah,
but if you could go to any team and go,
well,
they've drafted some good players and some bad players.
Like,
what's his track record compared to others that?
Like,
high all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we talked you out of it.
I don't love him, but I do think he'd help.
Do you think he's not?
Do you think that Yarbo and Lindy are the answers?
Like, that's the key to victory in Buffalo?
No, but remember, Kevin Adams was probably selling like sweets before you got that job.
He had nothing to the junior sabres organization.
Yeah, he was on the business side of the Sabres, right?
Like, literally you can go and look and it's like business, business, oh, now you're the GM.
like at least this man has a decade of like understanding the CBA.
Kevin Adams is almost at a decade.
Yeah.
Like I don't think this is a guy that's going to win executive of the year anytime soon.
But they need someone that knows something more than Kevin Adams.
I think he falls in that category.
I just.
Okay.
To me, to me, I look at it and go, what the hell are you accomplishing by doing this?
Like if so again, you're hiring someone that you might be good, but you're not sure.
Yarmour's strength is always credited as like a talent evaluator before he got the GM job there.
Because he was with St. Louis, right?
He was.
So what?
Everyone could.
Is he good at it?
What's the track record above everyone else?
Like that's right.
Oh, I.
Hey, he's known as a power play specialist.
We had one goal on the power play last year.
Like, what?
why is he a great talent evaluator?
And if he is, why hasn't it worked out?
Yeah, like that was the rep.
I'm not saying he is hard and fast.
I'm saying when he got hired as a GM rat,
that was the track record.
I'm not saying it's accurate.
But he has done very well drafting guys out of Russia.
He's also swung and missed high.
Like, it kind of looks like a lot of GMs in this league.
Why do you stipulate out of Russia?
Because Russia's...
No, because they picked a lot of Russians in the first round.
That's why.
Like, if you look at Marshenko, Vorankov,
The guy who no one knew his bloody name when they drafted him the first round.
Like that's impressive.
They found some guys that it's hard to draft out of rush.
He's done well there.
Am I overstating things?
I think a little.
Like I think I'm looking at it.
It's okay.
Yeah.
And again,
I'm going to say he's great.
And just saying like they've got a lot of young Russians that are,
that have high,
high pedigree.
It started to come together this year for the first time ever.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Missed the playoffs.
They've far overshot their expectations.
but yeah, they did not, they were not a playoff team.
Where'd they draft Marchenko and Veronkov and et cetera, et cetera.
Well, Shinnikov went at 21, Veronkov in the fourth round.
That's a nice pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Marchenko is in the second round.
Nice.
Yeah.
So that's sort of where out why.
That's two guys.
Just three Russians.
William Foodie in the first round hasn't been.
Not ideal.
Yeah.
So we can evaluate Russian players just.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Maybe he's got a great network there.
Maybe he's just flipping coins.
I have no fucking idea.
I am only concerned about it because it's my beloved buffalo sabers and their horse shit and they've been horse shit for way too long.
And the people in that town deserve better.
And I don't think this is the guy to do it.
I agree, Rhett.
Memorial Cup will have our semi-final today as Moncton faces London.
The winner will face Medicine Hat on Sunday.
Good luck to the Tigers.
And to Andrew Bashak, Flam Second Roy, returned in the postseason.
not to mention some kid named McKenna who I think would look great and red in a few years.
And to all kids who have maybe had their name called by the Medicine Head Tigers as a few weeks ago.
It's just one big family, right?
I guess so.
Once a tiger, always a tiger.
Yeah?
I don't know.
Ask Brock.
Oh.
That was the thing on Brock the other day.
Something interesting happened in the Jays game yesterday.
First off, they scored more than like three runs, which is incredible.
I think they even had double digits and runs.
Nice.
But here's the thing.
When you start hitting dingers,
you ever caught a home run or a foul ball retro?
Yep.
Really?
Foul?
Foul ball.
Yep.
Where were you?
Do you think they sit in the shitty seats way out in the outfield?
It had to be a foul ball.
I'm behind.
Fancy boy.
Did the field or like toss it to you when you were sitting right beside the dugout?
Please hand this to someone in the diamond seats.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yes.
So anyway, I caught one.
It would be, it would be exciting to catch a home run ball.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Ernie Clement, three for five with seven total bases yesterday.
He parts on what you're doing and watch this.
This is important.
Ernie Clement hits a home run.
Look at this young Blue Jays fan.
No.
In and out of his glove.
Oh my God.
I can catch it by once in a lifetime opportunity.
Not so fast, young man.
Guerrero hits the ball in the same kid.
Oh.
That amazing?
That is awesome.
He's like, I will this in existence.
How pumped is he?
Had a kid.
And caught it.
Yes.
How a kid.
Had a kid is right.
All done.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
Same seat.
Same game.
Same kid.
Home runs.
She's.
Just the Jay sitting two home runs in a single game's amazing.
Everyone's all.
So, mate.
You know how many seats are out there, Red?
You know, many lose.
are in the bad seats in the outfield, there's thousands of them.
Poor, unwashed scrubs.
There's thousands of them out there.
What are the odds of you can go to the scheme of unwashed, impoverished child out there?
Those are the losers that participate in 9-9-9s and shit like that.
I think he's made his decision.
It took to 1143.
Hopefully he got home with the ball after taking the Metro because, you know,
he didn't have a car to get to the game.
Right.
Calvary Surge were in action last night.
Took some young fellas to the game.
Left out of the quarters.
They were down by 15.
Fellas, we're going to get you to bed.
It's getting late.
The honey badges and the honey badge is so quick.
They're not going to blow a 50 point lead.
They don't quit.
Well, hang on.
Let's go to the target score.
I believe 98 or is 89.
Both teams in the penalty.
He drives Miller Moore.
Picked up by Ocepo.
There's your walk off.
They rally from 15 down.
If you go over.
Sergio trying to get in there.
Like he's on the team.
Get out of there.
Sergio.
Name drops.
Look at the fans.
Rush in the court.
Honey badgers are in tough.
And what an atmosphere to be at, Ryan.
It was a little more somber when we left when they were down a dozen.
Oh, so you weren't there for that.
Bedtimes.
So you're not like a honey badger at all.
No.
And you know what?
Jason from the surge came up and said,
you're jinxing us.
I'm like, what do you mean?
He's like, this is the worst we've played all year,
and it's only three quarters you've been here.
I'm like, well, maybe I'll leave and things will get better.
Dean?
Dean.
Yeah.
I was going to say.
So about this time off.
Right.
Why don't we make it permanent?
Calvary FC on TSN this weekend,
tomorrow afternoon against Stink and Forge in Hamilton,
top two clubs in this league,
Now in Year 7, every year they're there.
A rematch of last year's a championship game as well.
Big Earn from Hamilton wants to come on the show.
Yes, good.
So he's going to be back around Stampede.
He goes, I'm coming in.
Amazing.
Love it.
Ran into him at...
He might help coach with Chris Gratton.
Oh, Gratel?
Help coach what?
Junior B or something.
Not full time, just when he's around.
He can help him.
Now, do you guys know the name,
Xavier Leggett.
He's a wide receiver that went in the first round
of the Carolina Panthers.
Yes.
He went to the Carolina Hurricanes game
and he's known for like just this huge personality,
tons of fun.
He's a sweet boy and just like
smiling at your ear at all times.
He's never been to a hockey game.
It's a almost two minutes of this.
We only do it all. But just watch the enthusiasm
of the young man at his first national game, rat.
Hey.
You didn't tell me the hockey balls
goes flying over here, man.
boy name from okay c with the braids yeah he's a kid he's a man he said at the very end he's like
this is my first game i'm going to be back he's feeling his
just get car up with gas and it's like this kid's nicest kid in the world yeah how you doing yes
that's nice car yeah it is a nice car you're right yeah that's why I bought it uh we've seen this trick
before you just quickly knife in and then pull your hand out before the bear trap closes you got to
speed deans you got to practice the speed it's not just down it's got to be down and then up quick
down and then up and then up see all it a little harder a little harder a little harder
Come on, now, you've got to hit the thing.
Oh, that's not working all.
If you could back it up just a touch there.
Let's get to the whiteboard jack if we could.
There it is, yeah.
He was full of hesitation.
You want you to commit?
You got to commit.
You didn't commit.
I can guess yourself.
Is he already missing a part of his pinky?
It looks like there's a very short pinky or he's got a nub.
Yeah.
Not his first time.
Well, that's all you do it.
Yeah, I can see why they're,
might be a piece missing.
If you get back,
just to touch there, Jack.
I believe if he goes
slowly, there's, there's perhaps
beer involved in this event.
It's a cooler behind them.
It's weird.
And he's ripping a dart.
He's like, oh, God, this hurts.
Quick dart, save me.
You know what? It would be,
it would be, if there was audio,
how did they get to that point?
Yes.
I'm just sitting there having a break.
Yes.
I can do it already.
You know what I did?
I got caught in that bear trap.
Oh, that's some bear traps for pussy.
What?
I don't know about you.
You do it.
I'm too quick for that shit.
Snap.
Snap.
Speaking of snaps, this is a new way to shot gun a beer on the golf course.
Now, non-alcoholic or alcoholic, we don't really care.
This is a snapping turtle.
Let's get the neck that goes, bang.
I bet.
Good technique.
Oh, I see.
It's like, yeah.
He makes the hole for you.
Yeah.
I'm going to aim on the bottom of the third and then quickly.
Nice to do it on.
You hope that turtle doesn't have hepatitis Q or some disease you've never heard of.
Okay.
Gas up your boat's expensive, Rhett.
They sure take a lot of gas.
Question to be.
Okay.
Well.
Oh.
Here's the thing, though.
It can be more expensive if you don't know what you're doing.
Oh.
Oh.
What's wrong?
Yeah.
Are we washing the boat or what are we doing?
Hose, puddle.
I've got to make this mistake ever.
$540.
Gas.
This was the petrol.
And then that's the hole that's, oh boy.
That's a firehead.
It's like a bimony hole, not the gas tank.
And he just popped for like 20 minutes.
The whole boat's full.
Oh, way.
Jeez.
Although that thing did say 500 bucks.
531.
That's in leaders.
That's someone in Canada making that mistake.
What are we doing here?
This is keep it away from the sparks.
Seriously.
And how the F is gas in Albert and Calgary
at some places a buck 17
at some places a buck 41?
There's stupid everywhere, Ryan.
I had too much stupid.
Brett's done.
He's done with stupid.
More stupid.
Are you going to be able to avoid stupidity?
Stupid.
More stupid.
And don't be stupid.
Stupid buses fall today.
Maybe I'm the stupid one.
It really is a three part.
It's react.
Maybe I'm the stupid one.
Keep moving.
Marta Loop.
We've talked about the construction.
It's no fun.
You know what?
Is there?
Some people are finding a way to be good.
citizens saying, you know, it might suck trying to find parking. Imagine running a business here.
So we've got a local influencer going to dinner at the most construction riddled place in
Marta Loop. Let's go. So there's times of construction in Martaloupe, as you know. So we're going to go
find the restaurant with the most construction in front of it and eat dinner there tonight.
So we can support. Let's see where we end up.
Oh, boy. That's, geez.
It hit a log wedge.
from here.
Yes,
this is on our block.
Oh,
boy.
That's not some of me good people.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Well,
they might have found the worst one here coming up.
Buried in construction,
Annabelle's Kitchen.
If you do happen to get trapped in here and you can't find your car or parking,
just throw the hazards on and support one of these local businesses.
That's probably the takeaway here.
Yeah.
Eish.
Yeah.
It's not,
you know,
that,
what was that?
It's not your fault.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's not your fault.
Panama Canal.
And finally, we close with a dog update supplied by Casey from Greta and a famous person's story about 999s.
99.
That was tough.
Oh, my God.
Wait, did we tell you about this?
No, what happened?
There's a challenge that's no one should do.
Yeah.
It's nine hot dogs, nine beers, and nine innings.
The baseball, yeah.
And the games move faster now.
got there early but Connor had seven hot dogs done before the national
answer he just started pounding he was like I'm gonna I'm gonna handle this well
Jerry just night he was sick the whole game in the third inning he was fully
asleep yeah he woke up we're like bro you're so close he got the beers easy
but we were like bro you're so close just eat three hot dogs right now yeah he did it
hot dogs who did it you failed I did like 15 beers yeah column pukes get it
Literally every single person.
Colm.
Everyone peaked.
These fellows know what they're doing, too.
Yeah.
These aren't like.
These are keyed one.
Nepali vegans.
These are chunky Americans struggling with this.
Jeez.
Yeah.
There you have got 15 beers.
Does that kind of start to cancel out?
Can I borrow?
Every two beers over the top, I can delete a dog.
I'm not sure.
That's the case.
I'm singing.
How does that make you feel, Jack?
not great he also started before the game yeah what are you doing seven by the anthem
false start you i wonder if it's different though i wonder if you're at the ballpark that's the
thing we're not at the ballpark i can go to greta at noon today and i would give you the starting
point of the of the coverage the broadcast five o'clock sharp we can go i i would say i'm
I said earlier, the first thing I said in the show is we have to support each other in our times of need right now in southern Alberta.
I would be willing to grant you that.
Dean, how do you feel about that?
I'm good with because Red's right.
We do need to allow ourselves some grace.
We need all help each other and ourselves.
Do we still remove our hats and put our dogs down for the anthem or when you're watching that TV, do you not need to?
So when are you saying it's hard?
Five o'clock for a five or seven first pitch is what he's suggesting.
an extra seven minutes.
Could be big.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
Could be.
That could be two beers or eight in Jack's case.
Might be big.
And there are the dogs.
They've arrived to Greta.
You're fine.
That's a better angle.
I like that.
I'm less worried.
I see there's an arm in there to give me some scale.
Oh yeah,
but why didn't he put the hand there to right on top?
That would have been nice to know.
Anyway, that does look more.
That's reassuring.
That is very.
They did not look regulation in the other photo.
that's uh i feel much better jack can't wait to see it greta tonight i'm looking forward to it
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Are we cooking hot dogs up there?
I'm sure they wouldn't frown on it.
They got a nice spread usually.
They don't let us touch the food.
You get gators come in.
Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah.
We'll get details on that too.
Is that the next day that is the tournament,
the golf tournament for origin?
Back to back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a week that's going to be.
So when does the cup final start?
Fourth Wednesday.
Game one.
Edmonton.
Like, take my kid.
He's going to want to wear the panther gear, right?
I'm not going to bring it up, but I'm just, if he brings it up, I'm going to feel.
You're going to need an answer.
Now, is he wearing his panther gear?
Yeah.
Are you ready to throw hands?
with some dude with tuck nuts and paint the face if it's a loser in an oiler jersey i would be
okay with chucking i don't think there'll be many of them there no that's true i don't see that
at all when you pan the 18 000 plus there i just want the high ground like we always see you got
to have the high ground that is true maybe you should go right to the third decktop row that'll be
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Dean, you're heading north.
Are you excited that there isn't a game now to have to deal with?
Or do you wish, are you headed up there to celebrate with all the?
I don't know what quadrant of the city we're in.
I haven't gotten that far.
I feel like it's not going to matter.
I feel like the car flags and jerseys and all yeah, you're in it.
All of that is going to be fairly standard, really.
You've fallen into the outhouse.
There's no escaping it there.
Hey, their team is in the cup final.
Yeah.
This would be the behavior you would expect.
100%.
If they weren't excited, we'd be crushing them.
They absolutely should be excited and they are excited.
They are.
So Wednesday starts.
Okay.
So I, and you're going away for George straight.
And we got to get you the hell out of here.
So Jack, have you ever co-hosted a podcast?
I'm going to George straight too.
All right.
George straight times.
He's true.
Uh, yeah, we want to do a cooking.
show maybe no no hockey you and i that would be the best if we just stopped doing shows
all the oiler fans that love coming in here to watch us flail around they got like 10 shows up in
emminton on euler's nation you can't pick one of those we got to hang out i guess rabbit ears don't
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city for the kids of gowdrey tom the trucker nine dollars and uh oh hang on well i see what he did
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That's a great, great super chat.
Cripes.
It took me way too down long to figure out this super chat thing.
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That's a boy, Tom.
You stay who you are.
You do you, Tom the church.
Tom.
Fellas.
Wait, what's the price?
He do it?
So is each one of these?
What's the price?
Well, it was nine.
Oh,
finally made it over to BK Beaufort liquor,
picked up some origin refreshments for my buddy's 50th birthday party,
met man deep in person.
He's a good guy.
Deeper.
He's a beauty.
And you what, Tom?
So are you.
Love you, Tommy.
Pick it up some origins for your buddy's party.
Throwing out $9.55 donations like they're going out of style.
For the kids.
That's a boy.
I appreciate this.
More.
Appreciate it.
Ken,
10, 20 bucks.
Today is the worst day.
First, Edmonton is in the finals.
And then Panthers pick has become the least valuable first rounder.
Conroy has some really tough decisions to make right now.
What do you think should be his first move?
Well, I don't know if it's allowed.
I would trade for McDavid fast.
Right.
Like today, certainly before Wednesday.
I'd vote for a cancellation of the 24, 25 season immediately.
Yeah.
A couple is giving away that year.
Too bad.
It looked like there's a couple of good teams going, too.
Call Gary and get the union involved in a negotiation, not a dispute.
Well, I heard good things about this Russian goaltender.
So I would try and lock him up fast.
Prosvetov for some, right?
Brett.
Well, it's always good to get the best players not playing in the enemy.
H.
I would call Yarmal Kekelein.
He knows the Russians.
Yarmal would know.
Yarmal would know.
To be fair, you're probably doing your pro scouting,
amateur scouting, draft stuff.
And I think you probably want to have a very clear picture
of what Rasmus Angeles camp wants to do before you arrive on draft week.
Yeah, I feel like a lot of it.
The draft is kind of tied to it.
What you're doing with a ball contract.
contract extension.
Well, do we have Anderson for the year?
You kind of want a little clarity, I would think, on some of that.
I think it's, I think they probably do.
I would think there's, the worlds have ended.
Rasmus's camp can now gather and say, here's what we're looking for.
The flames say, here's what we'd like to offer you, how big is the gap?
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, is this amenable or is it time to take this guy to the draft and try
to move up a bit or get other assets?
That's, that's top priority for me.
What about you, Rhett?
What's the top priority for Conroy?
Well, I saw him the other day.
I think he's got to get back in the gym.
Oh, boy.
He's going to start putting some time into himself.
Cardio?
I don't know what he's.
He knows all the things you guys brought up,
but it's not,
I feel like he's probably got a grasp of all these issues.
That Rasmus Anderson for Tijs in La Package.
Get that going.
Wouldn't be against that.
I want to know how to.
Tees just hips are.
How's your hip.
They don't lie.
Serve that.
All right, man.
Oh, we got a honk, honk.
There we go.
Shane is in under the wire.
Five bucks.
Death taxes and Pinder wearing a hat that fits
like Pete DeBore's decision to pull Otter last night.
For the kids.
Go Oilers.
Oh, Shane, you son of it.
How are you going to pay for that?
That's fine.
Yeah.
For the kids.
since even curled it curved a bit i mean darrell's probably got the me time looks at this guy here
okay christ
hang on honk it honkety honk yeah there we go
inder thank you for not praising the oil or greases marshan kichuk will lead to florida in five
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