Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Boomer Returns From WrestleMania + Tim Naki Joins The Show | FN Barn Burner - April 9th, 2024
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Oh, hi, buddies.
Welcome to the show.
It is Barnburner.
It is a Tuesday of, we're into April now, right?
We're well into April now.
Yeah, it was April before you left.
Rabbit, Rabbit.
Rabbit.
Good then.
How was your Eclipse, Dean?
You good?
My clips?
Your eclipse.
Yeah.
Oh, the eclipse.
It was so good.
Yeah.
I can't see anymore.
Oh, fuck.
It's even worse now.
Yeah.
I should have known better.
Don't look at right stuff.
and I'm yeah yeah but I thought it would fix it if you're already messed up reverse not multiplying
negatives right it didn't work that way retro didn't work that way uh so did we what did we see it you
would have said now you're kind of in the the wheelhouse there retro you were right in the
the hub he was full eclipse area but um totality we had totality here right if it had happened if totality
had happened two hours later it would have been awesome
really, really good.
Very dedicated to the show, right, Dean?
So unfortunately, coincided.
Yeah, there was a lot of cloud cover.
Yeah, there is the cloud.
Is that right?
A lot of cloud cover in our area.
You know how he turns his camera to show the deliveries of his wife's online purchases every day with the delivery trucks?
Full overcast, no chance.
No, I'm sorry, Brett.
It did not, don't.
Oh, didn't look like that.
That's better.
Now, oh, geez, yeah, wow.
Can we get it today?
Yeah.
Just do it today then.
Did you keep your receipt?
I don't know who you need to talk to.
Just, yeah, we can't hear you at all now.
Yeah, you're sure.
That was good time, though.
Good start.
Red will be on the show tomorrow.
And thanks to Rhett.
All right.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah.
No, can't hear you.
And gone.
We're going to do a power cycle.
I'll be so happy when this is all over.
Your life of the show, what are we?
Yes.
Okay.
Good?
Yes.
Um, apologize for the, for a little, we're a little tickly.
We got a little bit of, a little bit of a, uh, sore throat, I guess.
Philly flu.
Got the Philly flu.
Yeah.
Got the Philly flu.
But, uh, but we'll power through it.
I'll do less talking.
Okay.
I'll let you do more talking.
Me?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know if I'd be.
Well, okay.
Dien, twist my arm.
All right.
Fair enough.
Yeah, fair enough.
It's a Calgary Flames game day.
Get your helmets on.
The San Jose Sharks.
It's the one we've had circled on our calendar for a long time.
That 8.30 start against the last place team in the league with six games left in a season where you're eliminated from the playoffs and actually kind of want to lose to improve your draft positioning.
Here we go.
Redemption tonight at the Shark Tank.
As remember, that six three drubbing the flames took at the hands of the sharks back in February.
Tonight.
Yeah.
Payback.
Maybe this work hard and lose.
Can that be payback?
We're not.
Payback's a bitch.
You know what I mean?
That's what it's going to be.
That's the thing when I got a sore throat, you got a, yeah, payback is going to be a bitch.
Anyways, this the Nikita Ho-Chuk revenge game?
Is that what we're looking at or no?
Why, is he playing?
I don't know that he's playing.
I don't know that he is.
I think it's going to have to wait to face the sharks.
That's right.
But I would think they put them back in there.
Hi, Red.
Hi there.
How we do?
Do you hear me?
Yep.
So good.
Yeah, so good.
So you didn't see the eclipse.
I was standing in line for a submarine sandwich when it started.
And the people that were making these sandwiches, they were upset that just when the eclipse was happening is when they got super busy.
Son of them.
And the one girl said, of course, it would be the busiest we are all day when it starts.
Fuck.
That's like right out loud.
Newark, New Jersey,
stay classy.
Once in a lifetime thing, Dean, I'm with them.
You're at Puts for ordering a sandwich.
I just wanted an Italian special.
It's all.
Couldn't wait.
Four minutes.
Four minutes you couldn't wait.
Well, they didn't ask.
If they'd have said,
can you wait for a few minutes?
I'd have probably said yes,
but they just kind of.
F-baum instead.
Yeah, F-Bond.
Straight-F-Bond.
You're so ignorant.
You didn't know the time of the eclipse,
that you were just walking up to a sub-shop,
getting an Italian special,
oblivious.
guys got to eat.
You know what else you're ignorant about?
Oh, here we go.
Good to be back.
Speaking of subs sandwiches.
Yeah.
We had a report from Frank Baum.
Perhaps you went outside the,
what word would you use, Pinder, kind of.
Well, it felt like a staple order and you were modifying all over the place.
Like you're my wife at some high-end restaurant telling the chef how to make shit.
What are you doing here?
Guy from Philly tells you what to order.
You roll with the order here, no?
You're out with Frank.
He takes you for a sandwich.
You go, whatever he's having is the correct order.
I'll get some cheese whiz and pickles.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, I think that's a little overblown.
Frank wasn't lying.
He saw a liar.
He's a lot of things.
Frank, I didn't need the double meat that Frank got.
That's maybe okay.
I'll get double meat,
American no onions was his order.
And I went just single meat whiz no onions.
And the pickles came on the side because as you know,
I like pickles. Right. So I know I really ruined
the Philly cheese steak order with the swapping out of the cheese.
We basically likened it to putting ketchup on a dog at Wrigley.
Like you'd be as well just got punted to the street. That's how it went, right?
Did Frank like body slam you in the spirit of the weekend after a craziness like
that? No. I think you guys are having a little bit of fun. That's all right. But I was willing to,
I said, what do you do? He's like, you pick your cheese, whether you want onions, you just pick it
that. So I did just the order. And in fairness, there were a lot of people at this very busy place,
which was dino might, doing much the same thing, having the same, the same order with the whiz.
And delicious, you're saying, well worth it. You know what? You'll appreciate this, Rhett. Ryan, you
you eat like a bird, you eat awful foods.
My wife makes me.
The bun is crucial.
Yeah.
The bun.
Because I immediately started thinking, okay, how do I do this at home?
Because they take the, everyone does it different, right?
But at this place, Steve's Prince of Steaks,
free plug.
They slice the, uh, the rib eye a little bit thicker and they don't chop it.
They fry it just like you would, you know, like a,
back bacon or something like that.
Okay.
And then they stack it on the bun and then the cheese and away you go.
But sometimes it's the crusty buns, right?
It'll kind of hit the roof of your mouth, not these.
Carve you up.
So soft, so good.
And then the next day I went to, to another place.
I'll be honest.
I did everything that Frank recommended.
I got the pizza from the place, Frank said.
I got the, I went to the market and went to this sandwich shop.
Oh, the market.
And he gave me the hard and fast, which probably wouldn't surprise you.
I have a very lengthy list of diners and restaurants and places to eat from Frank.
Right.
So we went to De Nix, D Nix, got the roast pork, get a roast pork sandwich with sharp provolone plus broccoli rob and a long hot.
Didn't know really what it was.
Yeah, what is that? I don't know.
But we went with it.
The long hot is a pepper.
about that long.
So it's your spicy pepper.
They lay it on top.
And broccoli rob is like your chopped greens on top of a roast pork.
And again,
the bun.
Nice and soft.
It's different down here.
It's different.
We got up our bun game.
Is that what I'm hearing?
We need to up our bun game.
Our bun game is shit.
Yeah.
It's,
and I've heard that before.
I've heard that about Philly.
And even when you get into,
because it's,
you know what it is.
There's cheese steaks.
But there's also,
as they would say,
the huggies.
Yeah.
You go for a hell game.
And if you got a shitty bun, just throw it out.
I think it's got something.
I've heard that it has to do with the water.
It might.
Really?
Where I, because Frank is, again, this is no,
this is not entertainment for anybody.
But Frank lives outside of Philly.
He lives like north of the city.
So we detoured went over there.
They get this place.
They get their buns brought in from South Philly.
So probably an hour to bring in just the buns for, for that day.
That's what the buns are.
They'll go for, you order from an hour away to get them.
Yeah.
But it's price you pay for having high quality.
I feel like we need to work on our long hot game up here too.
Yeah, the long hot.
I like that.
That sounds good.
And the way they do it there, I don't know how they kept it straight,
but they just, what do you need?
I'll have the roast pork with the sharp provolone, broccoli rob,
and a long hot, whatever that.
Yeah, next.
And this girl,
On the not on the notepad puts like, P, R, like a line.
Yeah.
Next.
How the hell?
And then she still got it in her hand.
It's a paper.
They're not doing, there's no scanning.
There's no technology at play here.
You go around the corner because, of course, it's lined up.
Who had the roast pork with the rob and the long hot?
That'd be me.
All right.
15 bucks.
Okay.
Yeah.
How am I going to, you go around the corner.
Yeah, here it is, the roast pork.
Two roast pork with the broccoli.
Yep, well done.
They know what they're doing.
That's more.
So question, because he had the young lad with you,
or the middle-aged lad,
whatever you want to refer to him as,
was his experience with the food the same as yours,
different pallets.
Doesn't care.
Not a food guy.
Yeah, not a food guy.
Just something to make me not hungry.
Yeah, just, are you hungry?
Yeah, I chewed on a telephone pole and saved you some money.
Yeah. So while I'm walking around looking for sandwich shops and standing in line and stuff, he's like, God, Dad. Like, can't we just?
You chubby bastard. Can we get to the rest? Can't we just go to the wawa and get like a ham and cheese sandwich or something from the convenience store or something like that? No, he was not really into it.
How is the market? Markets awesome. Love the market. Dude, the market was awesome. And like, I've been to the one in Seattle, which is kind of a,
legendary market.
It was a pike place.
Into Granville market in Vancouver.
Yep.
This one's,
this one's it.
Now again,
it depends what you're looking for.
If you're looking for quilts and,
uh,
and knick knacks,
not your place.
If you're looking for food.
If I'm looking for a hacky sack of multi colors,
I can go to Vancouver,
but not go to Vancouver.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're looking for weed stuff to put your weed in.
Mead,
uh,
Vancouver or Seattle would work fine for that.
But yeah,
this place was,
uh,
it was,
wild pretty great great town if you're going check it out so flames and sharks eh yeah i think we've
exhausted that one i was really excited to get back for i know it's your week 838 38 388 what a week
this one screams yeah love it love it uh it's and it's the first of two meetings between these two
over the next two weeks yeah two of the last six against um the lottery champs what a rivalry we shall
have in that next game yeah look yeah
Already this one, Dean, is set up as the revenge game.
I had said this is great.
To the revenge game?
Remember, they lit up Dustin Wolf six on 31 and Dustin Wolf back February 15th.
Just goes the flames to the woodshed.
Yeah.
Team was also awful.
Yeah.
He'll play again tonight.
This is close to his hometown.
This is like the, as close as you'll get to the hometown coronation.
Dustin Wolf's first started against the sharks.
Is that right?
That's correct.
Was it, Tustin, California?
something I have.
Greater barrier.
Sure.
Yeah,
I'm not really sure.
I'm sure he's excited
about the Oakland athletics
playing in Sacramento for three years.
That's,
I think,
the same neck of the woods.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
the flames,
it feels like they're kind of ready
for this to be over.
They're still working,
but yeah,
they'd rather not have to do this long.
We're ready for us to be over, right?
Yeah, I'd agree.
I think they're saying the right things.
I think they're,
I don't think they've packed it in all together,
but three straight losses.
They've lost eight of nine.
Sure have.
Three and 11 since the deadline.
They're ready for this to wrap up.
Just wrap it up, fellas.
And what a job they've done.
We're now just points away from a top six pick.
I'll have no complaints.
There will be no, we'll hear none of it from Play the Kids.
Why are you playing this guy?
You've got to get some losses.
It's been a master class.
Whatever you're doing, keep doing.
Especially you, Pinder.
Oh, I love it.
You've been flipping standings and pounding the table for play the kids.
And why are you winning?
They have put on quite a show.
Greatest seasons since 0304.
It's undeatable.
It's that right?
Who would want a Battle of Alberta in the second round
when you could tank like this
and really line yourself up for a high pick
that may or may not be a player?
And it wasn't a complete drudgery the whole way through.
No, they were put out of the playoff spot in mid-feb.
What a ride.
What a ride.
Aside from those shitty costumes at Edmonton for the outdoor game,
it's been just a sensational year.
You know what?
You're right, Pinder.
Since then.
That turned the season around.
They dressed like Hicks once
looked itself in the mirror and said,
we got to stop being phonies here.
Let's go play some hockey.
And it's been quite a ride since.
Yeah.
Quite a ride.
They lost a 9, 8 of 9, 7 of 8.
It is 8 of 9.
8 of 9, right.
Yeah.
Great team.
What's that one win about, though?
What are we doing?
The Oilers.
I was hoping that'd be the exception to the rule.
Yeah.
Freaking L.A.
They'd even there.
It's the midpoint of you.
It was L.A.'
It was L.A.'
It was L.
L.A.'
I blame Dubois, Rhett.
Yeah, they had
They had tougher matchups
And then the flames
And they got caught flat footed
It was they were
They couldn't keep the emotion up
You're flat footed
You're flat footed
Pronee
That's a deep cut
Real, that's old
Oh my God
It's got some miles on it
You're flat foot
You're flat foot you're flat foot
Mood
So yes
830 tonight
Oh baby
Buck up Brett
Get your filly cheese on.
What's the over under on the amount of time on the game clock played before Rhett passes out into his dessert slash popcorn?
A 10.30 start out there?
He'll see none of this.
I don't think he gets halfway to the first.
Zero.
Yeah.
1030 is late.
Good on your boom.
1030 is late.
Now can I ask this?
What's up with the app where you would go to watch highlights?
Remember, you could watch the condensed.
games, they'd have a two and a half minute, five minute, and a 10 minute.
Okay.
Why are they no longer doing the 10 minute?
I think you have to get off the app and go to the main page.
Yeah.
Where they still have the different lengths available, if I'm crap.
I haven't been there for a while.
So you need to go away from the exclusive one that you're paying for.
People are moving away from the apps.
Who needs the apps?
Yeah.
Let's get back to analog.
Digital's the way of the past.
We're moving our stuff away from the app.
Clean it up, sports.
net.
Idiots.
Yeah.
Anyway.
But even they're playing well against Winnipeg.
Loss.
Oh, looking good against the oil.
Loss.
Well done.
St. Louis, a couple disallowed goals.
The hockey guts and the zebras were even at all.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So good.
So good.
Now, meanwhile, how about this power play?
It took all the penalty kills Mojo because that just blows right now.
The power play up to 27th overall men.
Oh, baby.
Holy.
Up to 27th, 16.9%.
They have scored a power play goal in five straight games.
Five straight.
If this was the first five games here,
this thing's humming at like 50%, you know,
you'd be doing bad.
I was going to say, thank God.
Don't let the first 70 games cloud your vision here.
It's been a great power play this year.
It's been a great power play.
It's sad.
And we trust.
Hey, Kuzmiko.
He's, he's been,
he's got four PP points in his last five games or four games or whatever it is.
Using him at the side of the net, a little unconventional.
Yeah.
But it's, but it's, uh, but it's been working.
And that Kachuk spot.
He does it differently, but it's that side of the net chaos creator.
It's the Kuzmiko office.
Wayne's in behind.
Yeah.
Wayne is in behind.
Wayne.
Uh, Tim Kerr, right top of the crease.
Slot machine.
Just at the, uh, the left side.
There you go.
Yeah.
That's right.
can't wait.
Hey, Sharkey got 30.
Sharingovich 30 out of boy.
Yeah.
Did you say sharky?
That's what everyone's calling them.
I don't know.
Some people are calling them that.
I was going to say, yeah, like the team socials are leaning into it, which probably means it's like they could just as easily call him Sharon or anything like S-H-A-R.
Dunn.
Sharpie, Sharkey, Sharkey, anything that's, yeah.
It's, it's, you know, it's not for me to say.
It'll take our advice on nicknames.
They sure don't.
No, they sure don't.
And how about McKenzie Wigarette?
One goal away from 20, a couple points away from 50.
He has been steady.
Oh, wow.
Right?
This has not been a very good year.
There's a couple guys that are having good offensive seasons.
Yep.
But you wouldn't know, what is it about sometimes when?
Because remember, J-ball, that team, no playoffs, 20 goals, 20 goals.
This guy is great.
Goes and plays on a team that gets into the playoffs.
Me, can't score.
So why?
And it's not even the power play stuff,
because you could argue,
oh, on a shittier team,
you're going to get more power play reps.
He's done most of his goal scoring at even strength.
I know he's got a couple on the beeper in the last little bit,
but 16 even strength goals out of the 19.
That's that he's not just feasting five on four here.
I guess,
yeah,
I guess my point is some guys that put up big numbers
while playing on bad teams or on teams that have bad seasons.
Is that commendable?
or what do we make of that?
I wouldn't really be made of it.
I wouldn't really put much of McKenzie Wigger
for the caliber of team that he has.
He's had a great year.
Yeah, I wouldn't read too much into it.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't count on him to score 20 again next year.
No, that's probably the career high there
and that's lovely.
You take it and run.
Yep.
Another reason the season has been such a success.
A lot of career highs.
It's a bumper crop this year.
Yeah.
Bumper.
Yeah.
Playoff position.
It's just really good.
Really good.
So good.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
I'd say I maybe overreacted early last year on McKenzie Weaker.
Although he was a play.
When you crushed him, when you verbally beat him around the head and shoulders.
I was trying to preach patience, but three months is a long time to watch the way he played, to be fair.
It was not pretty.
I mean, it wasn't terrible.
It's not like the guy had the skates on the wrong feet.
It wasn't that.
I just think.
Was it the wrong with his dick?
What was it?
Because remember, this team after that trade was possibly better than the one from the year prior with Matthew Kachuk and Johnny Goddrow.
They might be better this year.
That did not age well.
Spoiler.
They were not.
They were not.
They were not.
It went so well that the coach and GM were replaced and you started a rebuild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Retool, Ryan.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The wrong R word.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. You've been using thoughts instead of statements.
Come on.
It's been a disaster since Dean's gone.
This thing's easy to get back on the fucking rails.
I'm here.
I'm here for you, fellas.
I'm here for you, buddies.
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You sent me some texts yesterday,
or I guess some
communication that you were having with Jack.
Yeah, I was rather one-stotted,
but I did let you in on the inner workings
of our producer Jack here.
Because it was not that long ago,
all we did, you talk about verbally beating people,
the Pittsburgh Penguins.
We spent the better part of this year
telling you how awful it is,
how unacceptable it is to have this high-end Hall of Fame talent.
Well, later on in their career, but still don't suck this bad.
And they have been on a real tear.
And prior to the tear, things had gotten very quiet from Jack, our penguins in Pittsburgh
honk had not had much to say.
But it's ramped up, Ryan.
Is that what we're led to believe?
Well, we had Sullivan to the sun and then we have Sullivan back to Earth.
He's been good.
He was riding the roller coaster Saturday.
They were up 4-1 on Tampa,
blew that lead, then had a late winner in the final seven minutes against Tampa.
Last night was the biggest game of the year,
and now that switches to their next game,
which will become the biggest game of the year.
He is right in it.
And I think they got four left, Jack, five left?
Four, yeah.
Four.
Like, it's, he's hired and fired Sullivan six times in the last week.
Now, we got fired last night.
Okay.
This is the communication between Jack and Ryan.
Yeah.
except these are, it's just a,
you have to read the times to really understand.
It's shotgun texting from Jack.
This is all Jack.
There is no responses in here from Pinder.
That no call was ridiculous.
Buddy swinging his stick high and hits the puck, so no call.
The refs are Leafs homers.
Unreal.
Worst coaching decision of all time.
Start OT with O'Connor, Eller,
and Carlson and they can't get off the fucking ice.
Sullivan back to the sun and whoever runs the Pee, complete morons.
It was good.
Things were good.
It's the back can of the thing we saw with the Steelers like six months ago.
Jack, what happened?
They got a point.
I know, but it's frustrating.
Why the hell is Lars Ellard Drew O'Connor?
Carlson's fine.
Why are they out there?
Lars.
And if it's to win a face off, good.
He won the face off.
Get off.
Get off.
off the ice.
Eller fucked up twice in overtime.
He thought he was a hero.
I'm with you, Jack.
And then they couldn't get off.
They've got good players there.
They don't need to go to the Lars Eller well in overtime.
And Eller could have got off.
He was too fucking stupid to do it.
Hell yeah.
That's the Dallas Aiken's right there, just unloading on Eller.
No, it's true.
They'd been out there too long.
They finally forced, he's pushing the puck out of the zone.
He's got a chance to sprint to the bench and get off because he's dying.
and now I'm going to stay out here and not get off
and then he can't fucking keep up.
I'm with Jack. That guy's an idiot.
This is unreal. So we got Rhett in the same.
They're both full, full yellow and black panties today.
Whatever is Jack wants. I'm of all four.
I'm a big supporter of the Jack attack.
It's your boss. I get it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Jack, in my folder, I've kind of got to look at the
at the Eastern Wildcard.
And like yesterday, there was five days leading up to last night.
Different in the second and final wild card spot, different team.
Rotate.
It was just constantly rotating.
So Detroit was there yesterday.
They remain there today.
That's a look at what is left.
Look at the points.
They're tied.
Detroit's got the game in hand.
Now they do have a game against the Islanders and Detroit.
Islanders you don't see here.
They're in the three hole in the metro, but they're right there, Dean.
Yeah.
85, I think, for the Islanders.
So Philly, Washington, 83.
Pittsburgh and Detroit 84.
And I do, we can look at the Eastern,
the Eastern setup in, in a second.
But it's, uh, it's tight.
I give them credit.
I did not think that the penguins were getting back in.
And I certainly didn't think that the Islanders were going to be a part of this mix.
We talked about yesterday.
The Pittsburgh looked lost when they blew that lead on a Gindlinite here.
And you're like, holy shit.
Like this team, how?
With these stars, with all these Hall of Famers, like they're just done.
Do you feel like they've maybe squandered some points along the way, Jack?
Those points would be really valuable now.
Oh, yeah, tons.
And then it was the game after that, the Colorado one, where they're up four one.
That's right.
Blow it.
Sunday.
Season's over.
And then they've rallied since then.
Yeah.
Don't count sit out, folks.
Sid's unbelievable.
Sid's been unbelievable.
And on the flip side, maybe do count sit out.
This could be the second year in a row where they might lose game 81 or 82 to eliminate them.
Oof.
So there you see it.
So it was 83, 84.
There's Detroit and the wild card.
And then there's the Islanders.
Yeah.
In this mix, but they're not home.
and cooled.
They've currently got that third spot at 85.
Oh, it's a little, you know, it's a little bit of excitement.
Yeah, it's good.
Five teams for two spots.
There's something to play four out east.
Love it.
Yeah.
So good.
No sabres though,
a retro.
Sabers in that.
I love it,
except all the people in Buffalo are like,
well,
they still get a chance, hey?
No.
What are you talking?
Put down the bottle.
Yeah.
The West's not as exciting.
You got four games left and they're five out?
What are you talking about?
They're not eliminated.
14s?
There's people are,
Jace.
I'm fond of some individuals,
but in general,
people are stupid.
Yeah,
it's really.
So there's the West Wildcard.
Vegas losing in regulation to Vancouver yesterday.
They had leads two nothing and three to one and lose four to three.
So they sit in that,
uh,
in that second spot.
But this is,
you know,
Nashville can clinch tonight.
Nashville can clinch.
The Kings can clinch tonight.
The rain.
Rangers stars, Bruins can all win their division titles.
I mean, it's a little unlikely, but the path is there if they win and there's some losses.
But we're pretty much there in the West.
Yeah, we don't know the matchups exactly, but we've got a good idea.
It could still be Vegas, Edmonton and the two three.
Man, the flames get Vegas second if they get through round one.
You want to see them out of that bleeping wild card or maybe line up with Vancouver.
I don't know.
Like that pick sounded really tasty at the time of that deal was made.
And now you're looking at them as they might get Dallas or round one.
Good night.
10 days left in the regular season.
Yeah.
Up for grabs.
Five playoff spots.
Three in the West, two in the east.
All eight first round matchups to be determined.
Yeah.
The president's trophy winner, the number one seed in both conferences.
The top, the all four division winners.
Home ice in round one for five of the teams and the Art Ross trophy.
Art Ross has been unreal.
Yeah.
Those three donkeys are going to go right down to the last.
the wire here. Yeah, McKinn is dinged up, but I kind of think like it might be two guys,
but it's also only got four games. He got hurt against Edmonton on the week. I don't like that at
all. So what we're telling you, this is exciting stuff. Buckle up. It's so, I mean,
I'm buzzing. Are you? Catch the excitement. Look at Dean right now. Look at me. Ride that wave.
Woo! So excited.
He's in rough shape. No.
To let people in on the, uh, anytime I used to go on vacation, I would come back and be sick and what would happen.
Um, you'd get paraded.
You would get, uh, again, a verbal beating.
Yeah.
A pile driver from you continually until I was healthy again.
Yeah.
How you feel?
Not great.
How was your trip?
Awesome.
Do you feel the need that maybe would we help you recover if we made fun of you and mocked you for a bit or are we good?
Oh, I think it would really help.
Okay.
It would make me feel a whole or wore out.
Because I know it helped me for the decade that you did that.
Yes.
You know what?
It's a little bit of both.
It's,
it was a lot for an old guy.
Even the,
but even the kids wore out.
It's a long way to go.
Frank was saying it was fucking cold at those.
Yeah, the first night was like zero with wind.
It wasn't quite that.
Yeah, Frank's jacket.
Yeah, I've got, we'll put together.
I got a little something that I'll put together.
I didn't get done in time for today's show.
But, um, yeah, it was chilly.
So you get a little chilly, but long days, riding subways, doing lots.
When you go on one of these trips with your kid, whatever the kid wants.
You know, this is kind of a, this is a big one.
You want to stay a little bit longer.
Where do you want to go?
What do you want to do?
So you just do everything.
And yeah, the old boy's little, little war out.
Little war out.
And it was a little chilly the one night.
But anyway, I'm here.
I mean, I'm not there, but I'm here.
Yeah, you're playing hurt.
It's brave.
I'm fine.
It's just kind of what it is.
So yes, flames tonight 8.30, can't wait.
Sharks, and then the Kings later or something.
Yeah, so I can't wait for that.
Now, I'm going to, you know, before I just want to get this in,
and then I'm going to hand over the reins.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
Because do you know what they're surprised today, Red?
I saw a glimpse of a.
We've been talking while you were gone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're making plans for your funeral and the show how it looks after you die.
I'm not so fortunate.
I'll be laid up for years.
That's what it'll be.
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weeks. Yeah. Those are a highlight. And we've, yeah, we've had some questions. We've been intrigued.
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This is when you take over, right?
Yeah, no, this is when Jack's supposed to play the intro.
It's new day.
We're going to the blackjack table, betting 10 cents for every follower.
Let's get after it.
Boom, motherfucker.
Day one, 3K in the books.
Welcome into day six, day nine, day 28, day 37, 38.
It's day 50.
It is day 60 going to blackjack and betting 10 cents every Instagram follower of got.
Yes, 375.
God, give him a nine.
Yes!
Oh, this game is bullshit.
Proffy baby.
Sweet baby, infant, Jesus.
Make it low.
Oh, my God.
It's...
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
See you tomorrow.
You know we'll be bidding even more.
Here he is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Dot Naki on Instagram.
It is Tim Myers, the Calgary Kiwi Blackjack Legend live in studio.
Jids.
How are we?
absolute pleasure to join you there today and chase with the beers guys the old bar
I was out of barn burner blonde right there and I don't know if you heard through the accent
is beers uh that's plural he's uh he doesn't he's not getting like bogged down my name
this day job shit right we've been talking about this like in the future we won't we don't need all
this oh show up when you're winning 150 large on a single hand of black guy I was asking
at what age does it become a problem like getting pissed up on a Tuesday you told me I've got
at least 10 years left in me, so we're good.
That's my opinion. My wife said you're 10 years too late for it.
So I signed his name off on it.
Yeah, I've written his permission slip.
He's allowed to get day drunk today with us on the show.
So just some context for this.
Pinda brought this in during the Pinder report.
Now, did you have an inkling or did you know that this was a Calgary guy
when we started playing it?
Because all I remember is, okay, here's a guy playing, putting big money down,
Instagram followers for Blackjack.
And then looking in the back, that looks like, looks like Calgary.
And then the next day, it's that guy got a flames toke on.
The internet's a big thing, right?
It could be anywhere in the frigging world.
Especially with the accent.
You're like, well, they're not a Calgary.
What are the frigging odds that this guy's in Calgary?
Well, sure is shit, guys in Calgary.
So did you know Pinder when this started that this was, there was a Calgary tie here?
I think someone had sent it to me and may have noted it was Calgary or it was Calgary or it was Calgary.
But either way, it made it on the show because I knew it was Calgary.
and then from there it was like look like this the city's not that big someone could be able to reach out
we got to get this guy on the show all right tim explain yourself what you've got the accent pender
loves the fact that it's kiwi and this he just keeps it kiwi you guys kiwi i'm the calgary kiwi
give us your tell us what what is your story well this pender's got a he's got a down under
connection for sure obviously but uh look the the misses and i shifted out here uh september 22
22. So obviously, I guess, been kicking about for some time. I can't really give you too much
insight into why I even started doing this. I've grown up from like a horse racing family back
home. I've always loved a bit of a punt. Degenerate. You're a degenerate. A reprobate
almost makes it sound a little bit classier. Does it? Not really. Depends how good the person's
vocabulary is you're talking to, I suppose. But yeah, so a bit of a degenerate and always loved a bit
a cheeky gamble.
Why I started doing the 10 cents before, I don't even.
I just thought it would be a bit of a gag.
In my wildest dreams, I was like, okay, maybe, just maybe somehow the internet's a weird
thing and things go viral.
It could get to like 50,000 followers and I might find myself doing a $5,000 bet.
How many did you have when you started?
How many Instagram followers?
15,000.
So it's like a lot of people joining recently of, I guess, have a common misconception that
like, holy shit, this guy is like just fucking ballers.
got this freaking multi-millionaire bloke who's just throwing around cash it's not actually like
that i started with a 1500 bet which is still a sizable amount of cash like that's i'm not
person on that like that's a lot of money and i guess like it was just lucky we won four in a row
and then we're just off to the races right like we've been in profit the entire way it's just
i would not encourage anyone to try this like it's not a way to make money it is just a
stupid insane nonsensical run that makes no fucking sense
but it's happening.
But how did, I guess just the initial ideal, or the idea, I'm going to take the number
of followers and 10 cents.
That original thought process, is that your idea?
Did somebody come up with it?
Was there something similar that was done on the internet?
All me.
I had actually seen a guy do, I guess it's not entirely my idea.
I'd see this guy who was walking, he was trying to change his fucking fitness and health
and well-being, and he started walking one inch for every follower.
and it had got to like it had got to like 800,000 false this guy was like walking a half marathon
on every day and I was like well I mean shit I don't want to do that but I mean I could find something
there's a little bit more catered to my personal hobbies a reprobate yeah yeah exactly and so it was
like something in the gambling sphere I was like oh I picked a level that I was like okay I'm
comfortable with doing this because like and I chose a game like blackjack where it's like
the odds are stacked just minutely towards the casino where it's like well you're going to win if you
lose a few. You probably lose a couple more than you win, but it's okay. You know, if it grows,
whatever, it's just going to be able to find and you go into it thinking, oh, I'm comfortable
losing an amount, like that amount, you know, going forward now, it's exponential and it's,
like my ass was doing these ones every time. I guess, yeah, you're puckered tight. So the last,
sorry, last was yesterday, wasn't it? Yeah, yesterday. How did you get to 15,000? Because that's,
that's, that's not an insignificant number.
I don't even really know
I don't know
I've I guess I've like
before starting this I guess I've put up like
I love horse racing and I've done like
streams and stuff where I'm going through horse racing
fields down under and doing stuff in that sphere
and I guess growing a little bit of enough of a follow in doing that
and yeah I just it's slowly built over the
I guess years
and yeah
It took me three years or whatever to get the 15,000 and now two months to get to
650.
It's not.
Really, it defies all logic.
That's crazy.
I was going to ask you, so on a daily basis, how many followers are you getting?
It's a disgusting amount now, yeah, for the size of the bear.
I laugh about it because it's the only way you can handle it.
Laugh will cry.
I'm choosing the laugh approach.
But it is fun.
I should say, like I'm going to finish it in profit.
Like I'm not a complete fucking moron.
Like there's no way.
And I've,
I was talking to like,
I've got a partnership to come out of this going forward.
That was never the original intention,
but it's just transpired.
So there's going to be some good coming out of this for me personally.
Even though that was never what I set out to do,
I was just having fun.
So again,
and we showed the video at the start,
just so everybody's kind of up to,
you started playing one hand of blackjack a day with 10 cents.
for every follower you have,
that being your bet.
Well, I have yesterdays.
Do you want to watch that?
That might be the move.
And then it continued.
And like you said,
you're in the plus.
Yep.
And I guess I'm just wondering,
what were the thresholds where you're like,
holy shit?
This is a $10,000 bet.
I'm betting $25,000
on a single hand of blackjack.
Where did the,
you talk about puckering?
Where were the big puckers,
the thresholds of puckering along the line?
I think 10,000 was definitely like,
this is getting out of control.
Well, not out of control.
I was like, this is a lot.
Fortunately, we were well and truly in the green.
Then 20, it was weird.
10 was like daunting.
20 to 30 it was like, okay, we're just in the rhythm now.
I don't know.
I guess it was becoming just not natural,
but I guess I was just so used to it
and I was doing it every day.
It was just like routine that I guess for a hot second there may be the financial aspect
kind of stop being relevant for a second, which is not a good thing, by the way.
And then beyond that, like it gets to 40 and you're like, oh, this is tension.
It's like when you're at the casino, you've got the chips.
Oh, they're just pieces of plastic.
Exactly.
It's just whatever.
Just put the chips down.
Exactly.
What's the most you've bet on a single hand of blackjack?
Me?
No, Red.
Not, Warner.
I'm not.
I don't know.
I don't want to talk about it.
Didn't go as well as Tim's obviously.
You're not angry.
He dare not say she's an earshot.
Yeah, because I think for the normal person, for me, okay, I'll, I'm going to, I might do it.
I'm going to do a hundred bucks.
And then, oh, I got to double down or I got a split.
So you then you put another one.
And then you're splitting again.
All of a sudden, you, oh, my God.
I got three or four or five.
$500 on a single hand. And then that's, I mean, for me, that's the absolute level. I've never been,
which is what, and I do like, I like, I love Vegas. I like blackjack. So I was kind of sucked in by this.
Even, even now when you're in the green, putting this kind of money down. It's a rush. It's a,
there's got to be some real butterflies. You're clicking. Because it's on and again, it's all online,
correct? One hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't film them live daily because I kind of like to keep the
suspense, I guess. But there's normally like 15 to 20 minutes of pace in the apartment,
getting myself jeed up to actually sit in the chair and do it. Because it does. It is fucking
daunting. So it is fun. Like I should, that's number one. It is still fun. If it ever stops
being fun, I'm going to stop because, I mean, why carry on? But yeah, it is at a little
now. I'm at a position now where I'm contemplating like 10 cents be a follow is pretty heavy.
I'm going to do 10 cents before or again today.
And if this one goes to shit, well, then there'll probably be a drop.
At this point, we'd like to state, I told Pinder and Jake and here that,
oh, and two, when talking to media.
So if this is a loss today, this is all on the barn burner.
We're not media.
This is not media.
You're right.
Just a bunch of lads having a yarn.
Well, he's done today, there's no more of this, no more.
reviews no more bullshit.
Yeah, this will be three strikes and I'm out, no more media.
I'm on a blackout.
He needs some of that boomer karma.
Now, do you want to watch today's that did he draw?
Would he publish it last night or this morning or one?
Yesterday's one, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so let's, you're saying, like, trying to explain what's happening.
Let's watch one together here and see Tim's graph.
So is this the latest one?
We don't know the latest.
All right.
Day 62, going a blackjack and betting 10 cents every Instagram follow.
I've got there are 600,000 of you degenre now.
So we have a $60,000, $200 bet coming right up.
All right.
Day 62.
And by God, if things
growing exponentially overnight, again,
we have a $60,200
bet to do today for the
602,000 of you in here.
It's all going on the nose.
Cross your fingers, cross your toes,
invert your penis.
It looks like Olivia Rodrigo has fallen on hard times here.
We see her on the felt.
Two's ugly.
Six plays a seven.
It is the easiest of hits you'll ever come across.
We're looking for three, four or five here,
because that seven is menacing.
Go low, 16 playing a seven.
There's too many cards that will improve her hand.
We will hit again.
No guts, no glory.
I need to see low, no 1010 here for me,
my fair maiden.
The wind streaks over.
She had 17.
It was the right call.
It's okay.
Two wins back to back.
We break it with a loss.
And I'll see you tomorrow.
When we'll be betting even more.
disgusting
but the two before as you noted
very big wins
you know what
there was like three
I hadn't in
shit when did the push to start
in 57 or 58 days
I hadn't had a single push
yeah if you know blackjack
like that's actually insane
to go that long without having a draw
and then it's three in a row
and then those two wins
so actually those but those pushers
I was like there was nothing lost
nothing gained but there's like 40,000 extras
coming in every day
of the pit was going up so much, which is what really drove it.
And it's, uh, oh, yeah.
What's the bank at now?
Uh, I think it's three, I can double chick for you here.
I don't like saying it aloud because like, even though I'm doing, I will do it.
I'll say it for you, but I, even though I'm publicly trekking it, it sounds like almost like
an asshole to say it out loud.
It's a heater.
You started with you.
But it's, it's at 394.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
So in your mind, because it's kind of like that casino thing, when you get,
up when am I leaving?
And sometimes if you're at the,
if you're at the table, you're making, okay, so this was my,
there's my initial investment.
I'll just put that.
I'm going to put that in my pocket.
And this is the house money.
Do you have that dollar figure?
And then I'm deleting my account and,
it's changing all the time.
Like it was, it was going so good earlier.
Then I was like, oh, shit, we're at 100.
I was like, I'm going to finish this with 100.
And then I guess like that's doubled since.
And again, it just feels like,
such an asshole even be talking about those kind of things.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like, I'm going to finish with a,
there's going to be a healthy six-figure
final day for me.
Yeah. It's, it's, it is ridiculous.
That's so rad.
Do you know what's going to kind of say, also?
It's like, once in a part of time that was so life-changing,
but it's just like, it's going to facilitate a lot of travel
for me and the misses year now, which is like,
well, we're just in our travel years.
Yeah, Tim, you just lost $60,000.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know. It's all in the name of a good time.
This is what I was like, but I've got some goods come out of it.
I've got a partnership going forward.
So I was like, well, now it's almost like investing in yourself to carry on.
But at the same time, why I'm saying, like, if today was to be a dud and a loss,
then there would have to be a very serious reassessment of the bet level.
Yeah, like when you get shot in Call of Duty, it's a video game.
Respond.
You just lost $62.5,000.
You can't resports.
You can't rest.
It's a real money.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
The smaller totals, you got to pick your dealer and you were riding, okay, we got to go with the lady.
We got to go to dudes.
But now you're at the high stakes table.
You don't get to pick your dealer.
Is that freaking you out for a bit?
It is true.
I'll kind of walk.
I'll sometimes duck in there and be like, oh, we can dodgy looking bastard today.
I walk a few more laps.
I'll walk a few more laps to the apartment.
I'll come back in 10 minutes and see if there's been to change.
I need to get the roster of all these employees somehow.
I can pick and choose my dealer as we go.
The shift times.
That's what you mean.
It was good when it was below.
when it was below 20 hours, it had multiple.
And then like, it got to 20 to 40.
Then I had like five tables to choose from.
Now we've got one.
Yeah.
There's only one.
You just whatever's on there.
That's who we've gotten.
Prade of the punting gods.
Who has come out of the woodwork for you?
Like, what's the most crazy?
Like, this is kind of a brush with stardom in a really short amount of time.
What's the craziest, like, pinch yourself thing that's happened?
So, Burt Kreischer, comedian was on, like, early, so early.
and like not just I had some DMs
like he was sharing it to a story every day
that probably helps obviously grow it exponentially
Kelly Slater
pro surfer like two days ago and a DM from him
I was like what is going on
what is happening? Why?
I'll tell you pinned up I won't name him
but had my first flame
reach out yesterday so that was
fucking I was pretty chuff for that
Mrs probably thought I was having an affair
I was staring at my phone so blankly for so long
but no it was just one of the flames
a man I'm a big fan of
so yeah it's
and he said the fellas
like to gather around and watch
yeah the fellas have been watching
watching them all together
so it's uh
hell yes
get me on the ice
now do you do it at the same time
every day or is it
whenever you feel like it
uh pretty much whenever I feel like
I just I didn't want to get into a routine
because like gambling
it is just such it's all luck
it's all luck
it's like uh I won't make it too much of a set
routine of it I'll change up the times
a little bit you know
um
Sometimes I'll get up in the morning and do it straight away and then go about my day.
Sometimes I'll do it in the other.
I've got a buddy who edits the video, so I'll sit down and it's normally like a two to three minute,
well, actually a little bit longer, maybe five minute recording of the whole deal.
And my buddy back in NZ, he clips him into, edits him into 60 second reels.
So he can turn them around in about 90 minutes, so it doesn't really matter what time I do it.
But I normally like to post it between like 5 and 6 p.m. daily, Calgary time.
have you ever thought about okay that was a big win maybe we're on a heater yep i'm going to change
my shirt put on a different you know i'm going to and then that we're going to keep things going
we're going to get three or four hands here while we're on roll and then uh hey it's uh the thursday
time for another you know the problem with that i would have to i would have to guesstimate
uh what the following days followers were going to be which right now was non impossible
Yeah.
And it's gaining so many every day.
Yeah.
It's hard to tell.
And I've been so, that's the, like, it's actually, I've been so disciplined.
And everyone's like, oh, you must be having a cheeky punt, like on blackjack, like off.
Not.
I found a loop.
I found a loophole.
And I'm exploiting it.
And I'm not going back.
One and done every day.
And even when we were in Vegas, it was so funny.
Like, we ended a few, like, I was down there for the NRL in Vegas.
That's rugby.
Yeah.
Rugby, yeah.
And so we had four days on the felt there.
And the casino.
They were loving it, but it was like, I'd walk in there.
And then all the dealers in the high roller room were just like turn and whatever the tables are doing.
They're like, oh, this bloke's back that it was one and done again.
And it was just, that's it.
Just one and done.
You're going to back to Vegas right away here.
Now, you're trying to find a place that'll let you film.
Is that right?
Yeah, I've had a couple reach out.
I think I'm sorted.
It's actually not that easy to find someone who you are.
They don't like cameras in the, in the need.
No, no, not at all.
In the majority of them, yeah.
There's a handful that are, eventually it'll become.
Well, you're big enough now.
It's a promotional thing.
for the moment.
Yeah, and the way social media is going and stuff,
it's just, why wouldn't you?
It's free promotion.
It's nothing dodgy going on by filming your own hands.
I didn't actually even know why it was ever a thing that you can't film your own
play in there.
I'm not sure.
They must have their reasonings.
But yeah, so I think we're all sort of in that front.
Yeah.
The problem is finding someone that will let me.
That that high.
Yeah, I would say, I would say there's no way they'll let me do the amount I need to,
like to do 10 cents before.
Because it's one and done.
If you were going to sit there and play for a while.
Yeah,
They want to be able to soak it.
They're likely to end up coming out on top.
But if you're going to sit down and just do one and done,
then they're probably not going to let me do the limit that would be 10 cents before.
Which is fine.
Like it's still going to be a big bet.
Like I'm sure they'll let me do 20, 30,000 USD, something like that, which is ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be a movie like that NIT group that went in there and tried to bust Vegas.
It's going to be you.
I would love to.
Bring it down the house.
Wasn't that the name of the book?
Brad Pitt, is he going to play you in the, uh,
in the motion picture.
So beyond that, have you thought,
because with the followers,
have you thought, okay, this is blackjack?
What else can we do?
Like, I'm going to eat a donut for every,
for every follower.
I'm going to take whiskey shots or tequila for,
you know, start branching out, Tim.
Don't get lazy.
No, I actually did see a bloke.
He started drinking one mill of beer every day for every follower.
And he got to like five liters in a day.
He did work pretty well to get there.
And he's like, no, I could.
I've got a cool time on this.
And you've got to be a little bit careful, I suppose,
because the internet holds you very accountable.
If you put your name to something like,
even when I like, I put a poll up yesterday voting like,
all right, are we ready to drop to five since we follower?
Or do you, would you prefer it say to 10?
It's like unanimous.
You started at 10 since we follow.
I'll stay with 10 since we follow.
Alvito would eventually, if shit, it's the fan today.
Not today, Tim.
I don't like that energy.
Not today, baby.
But like, yeah, they do hold you very accountable.
So if you're going to publicly put your name to something and your face, especially your face to something, you've got to pull through with it.
So it's got to be something pretty attainable, which, wow, if you'd asked me two months ago if doing these current hands was going to be attainable, I would have said, fuck, no.
You will, I will never, yeah.
I mean, who knows, really.
It's nice to see someone winning, hey?
I feel like sometimes you're the king of the bad beats.
This guy's just on our heater.
So your first bet was $1,500.
Yeah.
Now, you mentioned your lady, is that, is it a Sheila?
Is that the, is that just Ozzy or common?
Sheila, maybe more Aussie, but Kiwis, yeah.
Okay.
Was there a, speaking of thresholds, was there a spot from where you were just an idiot,
wasting money, what the F are you doing?
And then, okay, honey, yeah, you can keep going now.
Did you get sort of less shift?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, there is a Euro trip coming up.
So I think I've got away with,
I've got away with my recklessness by putting that on the table.
I don't think there was a,
she's pretty good.
Like,
she understands,
I've worked hard and I've,
you know,
I've made money in my life,
whatever the friggin' hell of whatever I've done,
spend it however you want.
I suppose if there was kids around,
it would be a very different story,
but we're still in those reckless and selfish years.
You're just flushing university tuition every day.
Christ.
We're in those selfish and reckless year still.
So she's, I would say tolerant.
She doesn't love it.
Yeah, I would say tolerant.
And then she doesn't love the recognition around town or anything.
That's for certain.
But Calgarians, Canadians, but certainly Calgarians, so polite.
I mean, geez, I had to start finding people to help drink the booze around me at the Flames game on Saturday.
Because people would just keep turning up and putting beers in front.
I was like, I can only buff and boof so many of these.
People are so friendly.
It's like, I've got to buy you one back.
Like, nah, take it.
Love what you do.
Have this beer.
How the hell am I going to get through all these things?
It's a good problem to have.
It's a great problem to have.
I can find out of some tickets if you want to, you know,
there's some home games.
Oh, there's been there.
But by the way, you guys don't know how lucky you are.
I know it was a Battle of Alberta,
but you don't know how lucky you are to have a dead rubber.
I guess it's not a dead rubber if it's a bad level of Alberta, is it?
But to have a guy, your team's out of the playoffs.
If that was in New Zealand and a rugby,
there wouldn't be 10% of that stadium, Phil.
A lot of the team wouldn't be here if it was set empty, but yeah.
A dead rubber.
I was just trying to figure that other one out too.
Yeah, if there's nothing on the line.
But I guess there is something on the line if it is.
I love Alberta.
Well, get ready for it tonight, Tim.
Yeah, yeah.
Sharks and flames.
It'll be a dead rubber in San Jose tonight.
It is the match of the century.
Yeah, it really is.
See, and I think we've got to find out,
you've got to keep this going.
We got to, if this, if the blackjack thing goes sideways, we're going to, you're going to be a millionaire. And I'm not even joking. You have, you, you, this is your thing. The internet, the world is about finding your thing. And you've got it. You still got the half million, six hundred thousand followers of this thing goes or not. Yeah. I mean, I mean, because if you just disappear and stop doing stuff, I'm like, well, where was that guy? Well, shit. I said to my, oh, my buddy, you eat it's a clip. I was like, wouldn't it wouldn't it be funny if at the end of it was just deleted by account?
I think that would be.
Yeah, yeah.
Just see you,
see you later.
Where is that guy?
What do you have to pay him?
He probably started doing that for free.
Jeez,
he wants to slice now.
Do you ever have people that think it's bullshit that you're,
you're faking it?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I mean,
like humans were a cynical bunch, right?
Dean thinks it's bullshit,
by the way.
Yeah,
fear enough.
Like,
I can understand that,
which is why I went to Vegas.
I was like,
well,
like,
it is,
this is legit.
And I'll go and legitimize it.
I'll go down there.
It would be nice.
You can't film in Canada.
at all. I've been told off for taking a photo of my slot machine of a vet or win.
Really?
Or you can't record anything. It's really that super strict.
Yeah. And obviously, even we're talking about some of vaguses. But yeah, so got down there,
a few good hands and whatnot. Get back down there again soon. But yeah, no, I suppose I do
understand the skepticism, but I think online casino New Zealand's probably, I was going to say
we're progressive, but I don't think it's a good thing to be progressive in the online
gambling industry.
But yeah, I just think like,
I was selling Pinda,
there's like four casinos
of our entire country.
So I suppose if you're partial
to a bit of a punt
and you want to get on the Foud or whatever,
like you said you have to drive five hours.
I mean,
the closest casino to me would be five hours.
Yeah,
from where I live.
So if you're partial to that sort of thing,
then your only option is to play online.
So it's more secure,
more trustworthy you're suggesting.
Yeah, like it is,
I guess there's a common misconception
that it is dodgy
or, you know, fraudulent, but no doubt there would be some very sketchy operations out there.
I don't have any doubts about that.
But you do your due diligence and you can, like, if you play on a legitimate site or whatever,
it tells you, like, there's particular licenses that are more legitimate than others.
You just do your research and stuff.
But, yeah, in New Zealand, it's very common practice now to, like, to play on these sites
or to play online casino because we don't have actual casinos accessible,
unless you're in Auckland or one of the other three major cities.
Do you ever question that it's, because it's online, right?
You're trusting that this online gaming, the casino, whatever it is, is legit.
Do you ever question that it's real, that you're getting the cards that you would get if it were real life and you were at the table?
Not so much.
I mean, they have so many electronic shufflers now anyway.
that it's,
you're putting a lot of faith in those
freaking things as well.
So not really.
And I mean, shit,
if it was rigged,
I must be an incredible exception
to the rule because,
I mean,
we're up over the long haul here,
right?
God,
I'm really tempting faith.
It's big casino here.
They planted it.
He's been planted by big casino.
I'm tempting fate by saying
that were,
you know,
an exception of the rule.
But yeah,
yeah,
someone did tell me the other,
I've learned the term industry plant
for the first time the other day.
Yeah.
I had no idea what that even mean.
It sounds like you're an industry plant.
I was what the fuck is that?
Am I a phone?
What am I talking about?
But yeah, no, I suppose the first time, like the first time I ever deposit into
one is like a tiny amount, right?
Because you're like, well, if it's, if I lose 50, 100 bucks, well, it's not going to
change my life.
It's not going to upset my entire life.
So you try that and then, you know, you have a win.
You cash out.
You say, oh, it's all legitimate and all that stuff.
And then, I mean, like, you have to, I guess like, you have to verify and all that stuff,
like that you're with a passport or a driver's license and all that shit.
Like it's just too legitimate.
It's too regulated now for me to worry about it.
But I understand, like if someone was getting into it,
you would be very, very...
Find the secure place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'd be insane that I would not advocate for anyone to go and do it.
Like, as stated, if you're going to gamble, you're always going to lose in the long run.
Yeah.
Like, your house always wins in the end.
Sure.
So have you been a Flames fan before you moved to Calgary or did that kind of start when you were, when you moved here?
I was an NHL fan.
I liked ice hockey before coming here.
I didn't have a set team.
And then obviously we sit on Calgary and went to a Flams game and just hooked.
Hooked straight away.
I think the first game we, the first game we went to was the home opener, uh, 2022 versus the abs who were defending champs.
Yes.
We won.
Fantastic game.
That was a great year.
It was hook line and sinker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely love it.
Best sport on the planet to watch live.
And I don't say that.
I'm not bullshitting because I'm on a hockey podcast.
Like I genuinely believe that it is the best sport to watch live.
I love bringing Ozzie and it cues to be similar because if you have an appreciation for rugby, hockey is just like, holy fuck.
It's even faster.
It's as physical.
You're allowed to fight.
There's no out of bounds.
You're running into glass.
Like people that love rugby, it's an easy conversion.
It is.
It really is.
It's just, it's, when you go to a game live, it's so much easier to follow the park as well.
Like, now that I've been to live games, and I guess you can anticipate play a bit better.
Now I can watch on TV and enjoy it more as well.
But it is.
It's just, fuck the action, man.
It's, and fast, yeah.
The only thing, I used to think, oh, I wish they didn't have an 18 minute break between periods.
But actually, I kind of like it because I've got a child's bladder.
I go, take a piss, get a few more beers and come back.
I've only got like four minutes to wait.
So it's actually perfect.
Especially with all these beers you're getting now for free at the plane.
They've thought about everything this sport.
A lot of pissing.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I forget what I was going to say there to you.
Anyway, oh, you know what?
That's what I was going to ask you.
You're having the origin brewing.
You're having the Barnburner blonde right there.
Yeah, it's fantastic.
There we go.
Yeah, big fan.
There you go.
Barnburner blonde.
It is a great drop.
How are you doing?
You need one more there?
Yeah, we'll go one more, please.
All right.
Can you buy these in stalls?
Yes, yeah.
I was going to say, if you just got these for the podcast show.
It's a hell of a question, Tim.
In fact, there's numerous.
stores you can buy from. We have a graphic.
Unintentional segue, really. I've set you up a beauty
though. This guy's not dumb, Dean.
How do you feel about people eating
rats and crocodiles and gross
shit?
You have a...
Well, more across the Tasman.
The eating of
the crocs and all that sort of carry on.
Yeah, not so much where I'm from.
They're a little bit different that side of the Tasman.
So he's talking about Australia versus New Zealand.
Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to explain that. Is it? Ocean,
sea, the Tasman. Tasman, the Tasman sea.
between New Zealand, Australia, across the Tasman.
Yeah, is what...
Keynes and Canadians have a lot to feel similar about.
You're next to these giants that take up a lot of space and time
and you're kind of like the younger brother smaller, but...
A little more nature, a little cleaner.
Safer, more reserved.
Yes.
A little cousin or whatever.
Brother, whatever you want to, however you want to term it.
Yeah, I think very similar like that.
So I put no off camera before.
Like we are...
I always think of Canada.
I was like, it is a big New Zealand, really.
So on Instagram.
How do we find you?
I think, because you're all over Instagram.
He needs a few followers if we could help him with that.
Yeah, geez, I don't.
We're really going to boost your numbers.
But how do we find it?
He's guaranteeing me a winter down the fowl, so he's going to boost him as much as he can.
I'll take it.
What's the, how do we find you?
It's Tim.
Shit, I don't even know.
Tim dot Naki on Instagram.
And I was asking, what the hell is Naki means?
Is that some slang in New Zealand that I don't understand?
He's like, no, no, it's just like the territory I'm from.
So in province.
Taranaki is where I'm from.
Mackey's the short form.
Yeah, so Tim.
Dotnacky, yeah.
There it is.
I didn't even know that myself.
Right.
What my Instagram handle was.
That's good.
Cheers, guys.
Which is a small, small percentage of proceeds.
We're happy to help out.
Anything you need, Tim.
Anything you need.
Thanks, let's.
Thanks for coming in, man.
I love the story.
We've been watching every day.
And let's, uh, no bad karma.
No bad karma today.
Positive vibes only here.
I'll, uh, who do I make the invoice out to if this goes to shit today?
Well, again, we just going to go to the winning percentage.
And our boss, Jack will cover the loss.
There you go.
Awesome, Tim.
We may see again.
We may need a big celebration.
We'll get some origin beers.
And when you hit that million,
we're going to blow this thing out.
We should invite Tim to the Christmas party.
Oh,
I'm not here.
Can we do it?
Can we do midwinter Christmas?
Midsummer Christmas party.
We can have a summer solstice party.
That's fine.
I'll come to the stampede party, please.
Sounds good.
Appreciate you, Tim.
Thanks, guys.
You bet you, Tom.
There you go.
I don't know how again the you need an idea and then like how long how long is it
going to 300 how long is it going to take us to make 300 I mean if we take everything we have to
the blackjack table right now I don't know we got to win a few times thank you so yes origin
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because the snow is pretty much gone.
We haven't talked a whole lot about origin brewing
and specifically the barn burner blonde.
It's blonde season.
But are you kidding?
It's time.
It is time.
So yeah, we need a summer solstice.
Welcome to Summer Bash.
We also need to have a kind of a launch.
We did the launch in Strathmore back in November,
but we've not really, we've been waiting for the weather to, you know.
You need spring.
It's conducive to have.
some beers, maybe he's having some beers outside.
So we'll be doing that coming up in the next little bit.
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Thank you, Dean.
Let's start with a look at the thing that centers and drives us all.
No, not the eclipse of the moon.
The inverse standings, friends, there they are.
The league standings upside down.
The flames today will walk into the lion's den.
The masters of the inverse standings, it is flames and sharks,
where Mike Greer's crew has got this thing nearly perfected.
Only lottery balls can stop them now, Rhett,
as they are slacking for Macklin Celebrini,
the absolute locked-in first overall pick in this year's draft.
It's a masterclass, really.
44 points.
That's a beautiful number.
Well done by the Sharks.
Of course.
What is the worst ever?
Oh, I don't know about ever,
because it might have been a Sharks expansion team.
They were brutal.
Remember that, Dino?
They had one win on the road all year.
Yeah, they were terrible.
And by all means,
Rhett,
you could Google that instead of asking.
Like,
we're going to know that off the top of our head.
You're professional.
Right.
Unlike.
Okay.
So the sharks are the master.
What is the worst season ever?
I will say this.
I think it was like 58 was pretty bad.
I think that's where Buffalo was for the,
for the McDavid year,
only to have the lottery balls up north do their thing.
They put on a master class that year.
two didn't go their way. We'll see whether it's
Chicago, Anaheim, or San Jose
getting Celebrini, but those are pretty much
your, I would suggest, two
thirds of the bouncing balls go those three ways.
74, 75,
Washington Capitals had
eight wins.
How many games in that regular season back
then? 867 and 5,
so
that's 80 on my map.
80. God,
one win.
month.
The 70,
wait,
the 92,
93 sharks.
They were bad.
Guess at how many
losses?
70.
One.
Oh.
71 losses.
Putron.
Was that the
Barazan team?
Was that the one he was on?
I was just going to chat with someone
on that team with the old Joe.
That's an expansion.
That's how you do it.
Who we.
Well,
and let's have a little fun.
Let's go to our new favorite website.
We bookmarked tankathon.
com to have a spin of the
simulated lottery.
here we go Dean Jack fired away let's see where the flames pick come on flames come on flames come on
and the black hawks are back with two number one
and celebrating that's pretty much a reload isn't it yeah that's and san Jose is like what the
that is exactly what the is thinking what do we have to do yeah let's do it again jack we'll do
two more we do three a day that's you can't otherwise we're doing it all day oh i don't
Get us two days in a row with Ottawa.
Get out of air.
Screw that.
This thing's broken.
Jack, this thing's broken.
Call IT.
That's brutal.
The sharks.
Free plugs for ACU view, by the way.
Yesterday it was Jack's lingerie shopping he was doing.
All this.
Interesting stuff for the old lady there.
Sharks look like this.
You've heard of some of these people.
Colin Graff's an interesting one.
He might have been the most coveted college free agent.
just signed and into San Jose.
So no number there, just the logo.
Congrats on your first NHL goal tonight, by the way, Colin.
Yes, Colin, look forward to that.
Try to find that one on Batway for later.
That's a great point, Dean.
They are missing Lindblom, Khatur, Benning, Vanichek,
Emerson, Barbarabanov, and the real slim,
Klim Shady, Klim Koston.
So lots of injuries, which means even more nobody's in this lineup.
Henry Thrun, old pal of Matt Coronado.
those are Harvard teammates from last year.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's a team that wears T.L.
We'll move along.
Look at Mark Edward Vlasik.
Still playing, buddy.
Still getting around.
Still collecting money.
Yeah.
The forgotten man in the meek of Kippersoft trade.
There it is.
To the East standings, this is where the real interest is, Dino.
Seven through 11, two of these five teams get to go to the playoffs, and three will feel shame.
We all want the penguins in.
It's Sid the kid.
It's a revitalized Gino Malkin, Latang,
Carlson.
That's two for the rest of your razor.
You get my point.
That would be fun.
Let's go, fellas.
Last night they were in action.
It did not go so well.
They did get a point jack.
We've talked about it.
They fall in Toronto.
One point helps,
but two would have got them into a playoff spot.
And so here is, again,
your Eastern Conference chase.
This is a nicer looking graphic.
Come on, fellas.
Let's go here.
Nobody wants the Islanders in.
Nobody.
Maybe Lou Lamarillo.
That's it.
Get out of there.
You're boring.
Stop boring people.
Eric Bolton wants them in.
He scouts for them.
He's very excited.
Well, it's because they paid him about,
they're paying him.
They employed him for five years after he should not have been playing anymore.
To have friends like Garstano.
God.
That's strange here.
Top of the league looks like this.
It's quite interesting.
We still don't have a locked in president's trophy when a Rangers got a bit of a bulge.
They play the Islanders tonight.
Bangor alert, Dean.
Stars have a bit of a cushion at the top of.
the west. They're three points up on Vancouver who got a win last night. Boston and Carolina,
yeah, I mean, one or two in your division. We don't know yet. There's still lots to be determined
there. Smutch. Smuch to be determined. Smuch. Austin Matthews last night hit a big number,
65 goals. That's a few fellas. How many is it? Well, there's only one guy left in the league that's
ever done it before. He's good at scoring goals, the greatest at scoring goals, potentially.
Matthew's going to be the guy that chases Sim down?
Or is that asking too much?
I don't know.
The durability piece is huge, right?
Yes.
Like Ovi's 37 or whatever,
and he's still going to get 30 this year.
It's not like it took either of them long
to ramp up to big numbers.
That is true.
What was Matthew's first ever game you at four?
Yeah.
So not crazy to think.
That could be true, Ryan.
Mark Andre Fleury is the master of the prank.
And Brandon Duhheim or Duhame was playing for Minnesota, got traded to Colorado at the deadline.
So when they met a week ago, Duhim thought, aha, I'm going to break Mike Andre Fleury, which is the stupidest thing you can do.
Not toilet paper. That's original.
And if you pause it right here, Jack, the sign is important for sale sign here.
It says, if you would like to know where the.
keys are and the tools to put your tires back on send us an apology video
I love it
security here right? What we pay these guys for? I don't know if I change a tire
I need a ride home we got a call from there video guy and was like
Like, Flurry just did something.
They went to Home Depot this morning is all I'm out.
That's probably good.
I love it.
Flowers are a nice touch.
Don't mess with that guy.
So for those that, yeah, for those that don't have the video,
Duhaym wrapped Flurry's car in toilet paper.
Flurry put his Jeep up on blocks, took the rims and put them somewhere,
and then had basically a grave with flowers on top of the hood.
It's successive for sure.
It's great.
Yeah.
Do you go?
Or of this.
And start swinging your, your nails around.
Come on now.
Be smarter than this.
Mark Andre.
You don't mess with him.
Everybody loves that guy.
What are you going to do?
Slate tonight.
Let's have a quick look.
There's some bangers in here, retro.
We start with Islanders, Rangers.
This is always great.
Always, always great.
And, yes, major playoff implications.
Rangers want the top seat overall.
Islanders are trying to staving, Dean.
Are they staving?
Stave.
They're trying to hold off the penguins.
Yeah, I don't know if that's.
It's not staving.
It's a form.
It feels like a form of staving.
Form of staving, sure.
There's some other good ones in there.
I don't mind Winnipeg Nashville.
What about Washington, Detroit?
Well, that's a big one.
Banger.
Banger.
That's a banger.
Total banger.
We'll revisit those in our door dash what's on the menu later on.
What's the rush?
Check this out.
Date in the summer for you,
uh, pigskin fans.
And for those that remember the 90s fondly in Stanpeterland.
Wally Bwano, joining the Ring of Honor sort of thingy.
The Wall of Fame thingy.
July 21, Sunday 5 p.m. Welcome back, Wally. Love to see it.
Slam dunk, much deserved, not a argument to be made.
Yeah, the only complaint might be what took so long. It was that much of a no-brainer.
And why did you leave? Oh, something like that. Go there, but that's fine.
Congrats, Wally.
Founcil video. Rhett had a bit of an issue last night. We were getting the garbage out of the house here.
but, you know, as he does, on his toes, a thinker.
He's right through.
It's going to work.
Shoveler's screaming.
She's like, first time she's ever seen you do this?
Come on.
Now, this is the end of a long day.
Retting the guys were at the pool.
As a Rob Ray's pool, I'm not sure.
Let's go to the pool here.
Fellows were having some drinks.
It's not so long to get into the dumb stuff.
Beautiful day.
The Rhett's right on the wall here.
Have a look.
He's got the Lloyd haircut.
There he is.
Digging for a poog.
And right into the yippet.
Come on.
You got to know you're being filmed.
I'm not saying don't eat your boogers.
I'm saying don't do it on camera.
Do you like it when they're soggy, though, Red?
No, you're in a pool.
I just, I felt bad putting it in the pool.
Yeah, that's fair.
I guess you have to pick them.
It's thinking about the other people.
Now, he and the shoveler, they've been talking about moving.
I saw this moving van outside your house.
You've got to be careful right.
You know, what you can't see right away here.
They're towing something here.
So there's a cord across.
towing something on the other side of the street.
Let's have a watch.
Anyway, I don't know if their lawyers reached out red,
but you got to put some sort of signs there.
I don't know that.
You want to ride a bike?
You take the risk.
Yeah, and you did put that garbage can in the lane.
I love the, uh, I love the quotation.
Whose fault is it?
Yeah, I really don't know.
That's a tough one, hey?
I'm not sure.
Jesus.
Not the only bike.
We actually go down to New Zealand for some mountain biking.
This might have been Tim, uh,
before he came home.
over.
Mid-air, oh, fuck.
And he's in close.
Excellent tombstone position on that first look as well.
Oh, that's not a great.
Now, it was the rainy season in the Northern Territories.
We always say, see you in the Northern Territories on the show.
And that's where our crocodile guy loves the rainy season, the crocs, lots of food, all that.
But tough getting around on your motorbike up there in the rainy season.
Probably best not to ride it.
I don't know.
You got an appointment?
You got an appointment?
you gotta make.
What a goal?
Just not even.
What are we doing here?
It's gone.
Yeah, that can't be surprising.
I don't know about that one.
Those stairs were tough last night, right?
After all, you'd been through, coming up to the bed at the end of the night, long day.
Long day.
That's laughing.
Hardly breathes, does.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, that's a collarbone there.
Good bore.
Yeah, that's some neck.
some cervical issues there for sure.
Clavicle is something, yeah, not good.
A little windy in Buffalo,
right, we said it was cloudy for the eclipse day.
Really tough to get some work on the shed done.
That's what I noticed.
They off.
Yeah.
He used a hand from Rob Ray.
Where's he and all this?
Never did get that.
No, it never did.
So you're not done is what you're saying, right?
No, I've got to restart.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
I'm trying to remember.
I think I've been to one of these places.
It's kind of like the Stampede exhibition,
a little air rifle,
and you've got to shoot out like the whole star
to get a prize.
Are you familiar with these, Dean?
Of course, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you've got a lady with the gun.
Oh, Jesus.
What are you looking at?
Fuck.
Mand out.
Oh, the lady down.
There's everyone's kind of just going about the business.
He's like, yeah, this happens every Tuesday.
Well, the shoot took an air rifle pellet right to the,
right to the mind.
Let's see where it was.
I don't know.
Yeah, that is in the mind.
There you go.
And it's here.
So focused.
Nobody even blinks.
Now that's,
who's fault is it?
Because the...
This is the better whose fault is it?
If we had to caption one,
whose fault is it?
I'm with you here.
You've got the brunette there who's behind the counter so you think she's with...
Yeah, that's Peggy.
Yeah.
She's doing the...
She's selling.
And then Wilma here with the rifle.
Oh, gosh.
Jeez.
Wilma's got the rifle up in a shooting position.
Yeah.
Yeah, Peggy's got to be better.
Well, it's a kind of a shooting position.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, that is a little.
Your hands are backwards in your picture.
You're right, Rhett.
That is an unorthodox way to hold a rifle.
It does make me wonder whose fault it is even more,
now that you point that out.
Yeah, you know what, you're right.
It's Wilma's fault.
You ever seen a decapitated snake, Dean?
Sorry, but yes or no.
Because this is interesting.
There's the head.
And it's like, okay, well, this thing's dead, right?
The body's still twitching.
And the mouth is still
like,
like,
the snake bit itself, Dean.
By the way,
can we turn Tim's mic up from one?
Do you have the snakes that Australia has,
the spiders, all the things that kill you?
Or is that just ours?
Just Australia.
The entire fucking continent wants to kill you.
Yes, okay, good.
So New Zealand for you, Dean, not Australia.
Thank you, Tim.
The continent wants to kill you.
Yeah, and apparently also Brazil is sneakily.
climbing the power rankings because look what they found in the Amazon Dean.
No.
It's a bit grainy, but someone's swimming underwater
and what looks like there's a huge tube of sorts.
Is that a pipeline of some sort?
No, it's a 30-foot anaconda dean in there.
It's his head.
I would not be there.
Yeah, we get it.
You're close.
Get out of there.
Oh.
Another instance where you kind of hope the snake decides have had enough.
The snake is not in this man's...
This man has gone into the snake's house.
Look at the size of this thing.
There is F all that idiot could do if that snake does decide.
Yeah, that's an appetizer if the snake wants it to be.
Nice crocs.
Dean, how you like it?
It's so great, yeah.
Between shark videos and all that, you can never go back in the water.
You're done to the water?
Can't do it.
Can't go take a dump anymore.
You got toilet snakes.
Can't do it.
Fighters.
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Rats, Ryan.
You're welcome.
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We didn't even hear who won the frickin' March Madness.
No, well, I mean, you can go find that on your phone.
You can't find out of what 26-foot anaconda is in the Amazon on your phone as easily.
It thinks that matter.
Couldn't stop and look at tonight's schedule in the NHL.
with 10 days left. Had to hurry. We pointed out two bangers and we had to move.
Really had to rush. Yeah. Three teams can clinch divisions tonight. Two teams can clinch a playoff
spot tonight. But look at the size of this snake. And how about this severed snake biting itself?
That was weird. That was a major plot to us, wasn't it? Maybe.
So you loading up a shovel? I think maybe. I knew it was coming. It's not that you can't do the snake stuff.
If you're determined to do that, you probably can.
Who am I to say?
It's the Pinder Report.
Inver Standings and Crocodiles.
No one else has it locked down.
No, you're right.
Like you told Tim, you just need an idea,
a thing that's got to be yours.
You've got to own it.
Yeah.
How much are you up?
Significantly less than you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for my hot run of luck, Dean.
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It's a little old place.
Smallest big city in the world.
You got the world famous blackjack guy
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What's going on in this place?
Hard to believe.
Yeah.
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How's you doing today?
He's a little,
it's a half beat off.
I'm all right.
Alex Ovechkin
is one goal shy
of setting an NHL record
if he gets one more
it will be his 18th career
30 goal season
that's insane
18th
30 is a very nice number
you need to play eight sets
seasons
for starters
is that right
that's right
Patrick Kane of the Detroit
Red Wings
he is won back of Mike Madanel
for the most 20 goal seasons
by a U.S. born player in NHL history
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and then will Austin Matthews
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Yeah?
You dig?
I dig.
Islanders Rangers
tonight
it is the first of two remaining regular season games between these two.
They could meet in the first round.
Yes.
And if they do meet in the first round,
it would be their first playoff meeting in 30 years.
Also,
I'll say this.
I don't want the Islanders in there.
Yes.
But if they're going to play the Rangers,
I'll listen.
That sucks.
Let's go.
I could be persuaded.
Great, Robert.
Also, remember, it was the first game for Matt Rempay outdoors in front of 80,000 fans
where he fought Matt Martin on his first shift that,
blossom that star. That's part of this rivalry too.
Yeah. I would take that series.
The Rangers with a win would establish a franchise record for wins in a single season.
They have 53 wins, 54 would be a new franchise mark.
And around for a while, sir, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And the Rangers and a hurricane's regulation loss would give New York its first division title since 1415,
which is almost a decade ago.
Is that right?
went to the final.
In 1415,
might have been.
Lost in,
six to LA.
Lost in O.T.
to Alec Martinez and the LA Kings.
Was that the Rangers?
I know the devil's lost one.
Both.
Yeah.
Okay.
There you go.
Beating up on New York area teams in the final.
Flyers are in Montreal.
They're still in the mix for both third in the Metro and a wild card.
It's kind of in that whole because when we showed the one graphic,
you've got the wild.
the wild card that doesn't include the
islanders because they're in the third
spot but they're still, you know, still there. Flyers.
Same thing. Still there.
The Kings, they can clinch
with a win tonight.
They take on the ducks and clinch meaning
a playoff spot. Yeah, not too worried about that for them.
Yeah. The predators can clinch tonight with at least
a point in Winnipeg. What a run.
Good on them.
18 games undefeated and that
went from like a team in Calgary's part of the
standings to.
Oh, yeah, we're going to the playoffs.
Yeah.
That's nice.
There is a very thin chance that they could catch Winnipeg,
but this is, it's, it's very thin.
Yes.
Very, very thin.
Hurricanes visit the Bruins.
It's a good one here.
Yeah.
A banger rut.
It's a banger.
She's a bagger.
Two of the best in the league.
Yeah.
Carolina on the verge of becoming the only,
the only team with an active streak of three consecutive 50 win seasons.
Whoa.
Rod the bud.
How about it?
Rod the bod.
And Boston with a win and then some other stuff,
Leaves, live at it, they can clinch the Atlantic.
And the Dallas Stars can hit the 50 win plateau with a victory over the Sabres.
In addition to that, they can clinch the Central with a win,
with regulation losses from Colorado and what to pick.
But whatever, it's the Dallas Stars.
I know you love the Dallas stars retro
Is it said there he's still bitter
He cut over it
I'm pretty much over it
Yeah unless I think almost
Then you think about it
Okay
So when you don't think about it
You're fine
So when you experience memory loss
No problem with that
When I take your advice Dean
And
And push it down
Push it down
Don't deal with your issues
Don't talk about it
Yeah
Don't seek help
Right
Don't work to get through it
Just push it down
Okay
I feel it coming
Oh push
No, no, you know what?
No, just keep that to ourselves.
But Dean, then one day that might boil over and explode.
Oh, it will for sure.
Oh, okay.
But for now, yeah, just push it down.
Okay.
A lot of bad advice on this show today.
It's all right.
You know, definitely start online gambling,
push down your feelings.
Oh, it's just terrible.
Yeah.
Tim was very clear.
Drake at 10 a.m.
Yeah, yeah.
Three, four beers deep by 10, 15 a.m.
half, yeah. No judging. Yeah, no judging. It's all good. Yeah, let's, uh, hey, let's do our betway bets.
Yeah, let's do it. With that, uh, 13 games. Oh, boy. In fairness, flames and sharks, you know,
that's the game that we're going to focus on. There might be other things out there. When you get on your
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Which is, I mean, that's, that's the high.
That's a good run for them.
Flames lost three in a row.
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McKenzie Weeger needs it a six.
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Is this Sharkey?
Yeah.
He put Shark one plus power playpoint.
You know, I went looking for the Kuzmenko power playpoint.
They don't have it.
So maybe they know that Kuzmanko is just.
They don't want him to burn him.
He's so hot right now.
Sharon Govich, I believe has, you know what, I can look at it.
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That is Sharky against the sharks.
Okay, I've got one baseball, one hockey.
I'm going to go with San Jose plus a goal and a half.
That's, I'm not, it's not quite even money, but they've given the flames a tough time.
Flames have not done well at getting up for weaker opponents.
I also think Dustin Wolfs inspired to be better near his hometown.
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I'm taking the sharks plus a goal and a half.
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Sharon Govich, four.
I've got to go back and take a look at here.
He had two power play points against Edmonton.
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Ontario. How about it?
How about it? How about it?
13 games tonight.
13.
Yeah, was that 25 teams, Dean?
A dozen games. There you go.
In the NHL tonight.
And we're here for it.
We'll be back tomorrow probably to talk about some of them even.
Some people will be talking tonight after the Flames game, believe it or not.
Yeah.
The staying up that late?
They are staying up that late.
We'll have afterburn it tonight.
The after burners will be Kent and Mike.
Wilson and gold.
I'm getting a lot of
positive feedback about Mike Gold.
Guy knows his shit, sharp.
Guys are like, you know what?
I'm like, yeah, guy's good.
I'm like, oh yeah, it's very good.
Yeah.
We're not just throwing riffraff on there.
We men and women that know what the hell they're doing.
Yes.
And the flames might be wrapping up here,
but the Wrangler's got a nice little playoff run coming,
we're hoping.
And a little one of these.
might have Mike on a file.
You'll see some stuff around here about that.
I have a little thing.
I'm not going to throw it out right now,
but I have a thing that I kind of want to beat the drum for.
It's kind of a,
it's something that I'd like to see that I think would be a nice gesture.
I don't know that there's a likelihood of it happening,
but it's something that I'd like to see.
And I'm not going to put it out right now because I want to have all the details in place
before I start frothing and we'll put a pin up.
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I don't even know where you'd be going on today.
There's so many options.
Brett.
What's on the menu for Dorda?
I'll go games.
Red will go food.
I'll start.
Washington, Detroit at five, major playoff implications for both clubs,
trying to get in two of those five teams
have two playoff spots available.
Also, Islanders at Ranger, are hosting the Rangers.
That's a great game, no matter where the teams are good or not.
Never mind, the implications.
Rangers trying to lock down top seed in the NHL.
Islanders trying to get a playoff spot.
Bruins, hurricanes, that'll be good.
And finally, a little baseball at 507, Seattle and Toronto from the renovated Rogers Dome Sky thingy.
Nice.
Get yourself some popcorn because it's too late to pop once the kids are in bed.
The game started up early.
You're saying pop early for the game tonight?
It's too late so you've got to order it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you're ordering it in?
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abadip da da bado do boom um we're going to have noodles tomorrow i believe it's wednesday yeah mcclennon
on a wednesday as always jamy mclennon well hopefully he's got a better attitude than the last
couple weeks oh really wow has he had a bad attitude oh well you know noodles he's just an emotional
roller coasters yeah always down in the dumps half the time yeah really a negative
it down enough.
Come on noodles.
You can just one-on-on-one counseling with him,
really teach him how to push that stuff down.
Or you know he's absolutely.
No one's that positive.
No one has that much fun.
No one's brimming like that.
Where are the bodies, noodles?
You're too happy.
Where are the bodies?
Where are they buried?
Hey, where are the barrels with the corpses in them?
Because there's not,
there's just nobody that's that positive.
Anaconda in that river behind your house.
What are you doing?
What's up for the rest of the day, man?
It's gorgeous here.
The day in the world is your oyster,
I think it's 80 degrees out.
Wow.
Oh my gosh, I don't know what that is, but it sounds all right.
It's like warm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've got some steaks I want to cook.
One of the kids has really taken into, on the golf.
Really?
Now, not really golf, more just smashing golf bowls.
Yeah, that's fun.
The driving rage is a huge.
Yeah.
Spanking eggs.
Mm-hmm.
How do you fare in that department with the shoulders and the Hoydon?
Don't participate.
No.
I bet you could drink and drive a golf car pretty well, though.
I've excelled in the past.
That's why that would change.
Yeah.
This is the summer of golf, Red.
I don't know if.
Oh, stop.
Finally.
Every fucking year I hear the stamp.
Finally.
This is the summer that we're really getting in.
It is not the summer of golf.
This year, finally getting into, enough is enough.
We talk about it.
that it never happens and things come up and there's excuses everywhere so easy to just make excuse not this year now in years past have the courses not threatened to open in mid-april they're not threatening now that's not a threat this year you know what take that back you should be early birds we've had a lot of snow the last two weeks there was one open prior to that stop and go this time earlier they opened the sooner we get started on yeah because i need to get out there i got that uh
You want to go down to Lethbridge.
They're open.
Sure.
Settle down, left bridge.
Yeah, settle down.
Longer season there.
What about you, Pender?
Tim Dot-Nacki's four tallboys in.
So I either have to play catch-up or get the hell out of here before.
Catch up and then a massage?
His and his massages?
No, it's not really on the menu today.
What about you, Jack?
What's up today?
I don't know.
He's going to.
Ryan's doing it.
Ryan's leaving.
Me and Ryan have to film some shit.
Yeah, we got some stuff for Department of Discipline.
We're doing today, Tuesday's workday.
I see.
Also, I had a Connie for you.
Conroy.
Hey, you want to come on?
Yeah, I'd love to.
Okay.
What about this week?
No.
I'm traveling.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
It's a busy guy.
Could be.
Appreciate you, buddies.
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Enjoy this matchup tonight.
Already.
I just anticipate.
having a hard time sleeping tonight,
knowing that we'll be able to get up and really dissect this son of a gun.
It's a privilege in a week.
I know, yeah.
Well, that one's going to be very emotional because it'll mean the end of this 82 game marathon.
That's game 82.
A lot of feels in there.
But at least it'll be a Friday and as sad as we'll be to see the season end.
At least it'll be Friday.
At least.
I can't really see the emotions in his face.
at least, at least they aren't playing as the playoffs have started.
Yeah, that did happen during COVID.
That was a, oh, yeah.
As sad as we are, as torn up as we are inside to see this whole thing come to an end in six games from now.
At least they'll have the ninth overall pick.
Shut up, don't say that.
Or the 12th overall pick.
We don't need your bad karma today, not with Tim and House.
Nice belt, by the way, Dean.
That's a new belt.
Put that on.
Big, big, big belt.
Oh, I'm too tired.
Yeah, you're.
You're just a sack of shit today.
Too tired.
Bye, Dean.
How good.
See, buddies.
