Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - CAN'T SCORE SHIT 💀 | FN Barn Burner - October 16th, 2025
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Look at those people. Those are the people you're actually here to watch.
And instead, today, you've got me. I'm Mike Gould. And I'm not Ryan Pinder.
I'm not. I'm gorgeous. I'm not Dean Mulberg. Boomer as the streets know him.
We do have Rhett Warner with us in studio today as, as usual, wearing that beautiful Buffalo
Bill's hat, Rhett. Ret, you found, you found yourself a new phone.
Yesterday we were
Yesterday I did something I don't do
I watched this show
Highly entertaining
It was it was a
It was a show that I enjoyed
Did you
What when did you
Was yesterday my bad day check
Yeah it was yesterday yeah
You were having
You were having a rough go
I was having a shit of
Yeah you got yourself a pixel
I didn't find the phone
I had to go purchase the phone
They're cheap
that's that's
Red's review
they're cheap
it's better than the old days
when you you donkeys are too young
to probably even realize it
when you had to manually punch in
every phone number that you had
if you lost your phone you're effed
there was no card it was like
oh god I have to remember everybody's number
and punch it in name
save terrible
now here
it's
it's Barnburner on
a Thursday morning here in Calgary
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And we should talk about the Barnburner Super Chat.
Proceeds from the Super Chat.
go to the youth centers of Calgary.
I don't have the soundboard.
I can't do the boomer thing with the horn.
It kills me still going through it.
Use centers of Calgary, though, is a place where kids are welcome.
They don't get any horns blast at them in the middle of the show.
They're accepted as they are a place where they can get a break from the chronic stress.
That is a reality for many of their lives, and they can flourish through connection and fun.
And Jack, we've got a super chat already.
We do have one from our buddy, The Working Man.
The Working Man.
Five dollarie do.
couldn't watch live yesterday but listened to work last night.
And I got to say I love Grumpy Ret.
And Ret, with what you're working with today, we're going to see.
No, you're a ray of hope.
Look at the professionalism you bring to the show.
Those other two donkeys, vacation.
I left my shades at home.
They come in and they just try to steal enough money to go on vacation.
Wolf is the Flames best.
Didn't play last night.
It was not.
I actually thought the goal it was okay.
It wasn't a Flames backup.
up behind Mika where you're not sure what to expect type situation.
He looked, he looked good.
You made some, from what we saw in training camp, I was highly suspect about the results
we were going to get it.
I thought he was fine.
Yeah.
I made some saves.
Two goals against?
Yeah.
Yeah, not too bad.
But yeah, no help or scoring.
They've scored nine goals.
Well, we were poking fun a little bit at the Sabres yesterday and how shitty they were at scoring
goals and then they went and scored seven.
So maybe that's what will happen in Vegas.
We won't be able to complain about it.
But clearly an issue.
Was it addressed over the summer, though?
No.
I don't think much of anything was addressed over the summer.
The Flames, we mentioned this on an afterburner show earlier this week.
They have not made a single move involving a player since Morgan Frost and Joel Farabee.
And before that, it dates back to when they traded Jacob Markstrom and Andromandrapani.
They have not really acquired any forwards.
Maybe there's a subtle.
If we read the tea leaves there a little bit,
maybe they know what's going on,
and maybe they knew that we weren't going to score much,
and maybe they are doing a Harforest rebuild.
Ooh, okay.
We'll get into that.
Well, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's dramatic.
There's lots going on.
We want to say thanks to McLeod Law.
We're here in the McLeod Law studio in Marta Loop.
Call Peter Klein at 403-254-3864.
Visit us at macloudlaw.com and follow us on social media
at McLeodlaw, LLP.
You know Peter Klein at McLeod Law,
Rhett? He's the personal injury guy.
He's the personal injury guy.
But did you know that he's also the go-to guy in Calgary
for your disability insurance claim?
Did you say go-to or goat?
Either applies.
Both.
It's, it's, you've really got it going.
And yeah, check on out,
maclodlaw.com.
McLeodlaw, LLP, 4-3254-3864.
or he'll get your peace of mind back,
the peace of mind you paid for.
So,
uh,
yeah,
paying for peace of mind.
Uh,
the flames don't exactly have a whole lot of peace of mind.
And we don't have a whole lot of peace of mind here at the studio.
Because Ryan Pinder and Dean Moldberg are missing.
Uh,
they,
they are your stalwarts.
They are here on the show every day.
And we will have a Pinder report later on in the show jack.
Oh.
Uh,
uh,
uh,
uh,
I haven't heard from him yet.
He's going to be in gutter or a drunk tank somewhere.
And we don't need to, if he's not, he just got out of the gutter or the drunk tank.
And I don't need to see him on the screen babbling about anything.
I was surprised he did the show yesterday because I knew he was going to be in Seattle that night.
And I don't know, is he getting that quality airfare, the private jet?
He's got a hookup.
Oh, yeah, he flies private.
He's a, he's a wealthy guy.
He's a Pinder, the Pender family.
He's a, Rhett, do you think he's out of touch?
He says, he's really hoity toity, I would say.
I got in a little bit of hot water last year for, for speaking ill of you when we were, when we were not in present company.
Rightfully so, Mike, rightfully so.
And I feel no such, I feel no such reservations about saying things about my or Pinder on Mike.
So in any event, yeah, it's good to see you again, Rhett.
It's been a while since we've been together in this studio, I think going back to the drinking show.
Was it Christmas?
I think it was Christmas.
Wow.
Like, I mean, we've, I think we went.
It's coming up a couple months, Jack.
Yeah.
We've got a, we've got a photo, Jack, of Rhett at the drinking show.
I think folks need to get seconds on this.
Look at that sweater.
So happy.
Look at that sweater.
That was not me yesterday.
No, no, that's, that's, that's, that's Rhett when he's not talking to Ryan Pender.
Although, based on the little.
tough that you see in the front of that frame
just on the right side. I think he actually might have been talking
to you. That is. Talking to our buddy
Ryan, that's a little wild. That's
that's, that's, that's, that's
Rhett at his most presentable. I did not move
from that seat very often. No.
No, I don't think you moved at all.
Selt right. Yeah.
I like the hat.
Ret, you were a bit of a, a stinker
in that show and
after the show. Our buddy
RJ was not too happy
if memory serves. I don't know if you're
memory serves, but you kept
dunk in his headphones in the little bucket
of the refuse of the
of the beers that it called.
And this was RJ.
He was really upset.
This is one of our producers and he's
he wanted to go back to Disneyland after
Rhett was finished.
You wear that kind of shirt. It was
a real tough sled.
I was Duncan poor. I was picking on RJ.
You were picking on RJ.
You were having fun. Jack, you can
attest to this.
Yeah, you were throwing gear in the, what was that?
It was just like a bucket.
It was a bucket.
I think that the beers had come in.
Okay, yeah.
And by that point, the ice had definitely melted.
Definitely melted.
And there was a little bit of beer.
There was maybe a little bit of fluids, some sort of fluids.
It's not like me, but things happened.
No, it was, it was, it was a memorable day here at the studio.
Drinking show will be another hit this year, I am sure.
I can't wait.
Oh, it'll be.
As long as Joey Teterenko shows up and does some.
Yes, please.
was high quality.
Soft stepping for us.
That was high quality.
We got great guests on the drinking show last year.
Great random guests.
Noodles was here,
wasn't it?
I think I delivered you guys pizza.
You're the one that finally got the pizza?
I got the pizza last year the whole time we're planning this thing.
We've got to feed the people that come.
Like we have,
oh yeah,
I got,
I'm on it.
We got a budget.
Oh yeah,
I got money to do it.
Where's the food?
That money was never spent.
Oh,
it was spent.
I bet I don't where.
Yeah,
it was entertaining.
Ret, you put a camera on you watching the game last night.
Would it have looked a little bit like the drinking show?
Or were you even, how much of last night's game did you even tune in for?
Even though it was a blowout, the game that Pinder was attending kind of had my first attention.
I was following the baseball game more than I was following the Flames game.
But I did, I flipped back and forth, even though it was a blowout.
I did pay attention.
Normally I pay less attention.
I noticed in the second period
that they were not a lot of shots in one end.
Yeah.
And then a whole bunch in the other end.
Not what you want to see.
Normally I thought, well, these guys played last night.
They're a little bit fatigued and they're not good offensively.
So it adds up.
Yeah, it was a little bit one-sided for that game.
The flames end up losing three to one.
They start.
Did you work last night?
you look exhausted, man.
Like, take care of yourself.
I've lost all kinds of weight.
I'm feeling great.
Jack,
how do I look amazing?
Thanks, buddy.
I,
you look like a dog's breakfast.
Mike's done every afterburn.
I've done every single show.
How do you get roped into the shit?
I put a kibosh on that after you.
It's, uh,
it's,
it's,
it's indentured servitude.
It's not good.
God.
It's not good.
Ryan,
lay labor.
Ryan's got me on.
I'm sure you're getting wealthy over it.
Um,
yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not,
I'm not getting to Ryan Pinder private jet levels,
but I'm,
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm skimming off the top.
Don't worry.
He's, yeah, skimming.
Yeah, off the top.
Hey, Jack, I, I just put the photo, uh, in your chat.
Yeah, we, we, we got to put Ryan Pender's, uh, get away.
Now, was he on the TV last night?
Cause my brother texts me and he goes, is, where's Pender sitting?
I think those are the seats that we were going to go sit in.
Yeah, well, was he in the platinum club.
Oh, my God.
He's, uh, yeah, probably, he was probably sitting in the dugout.
He probably had a pass.
Should we talk about the flames game?
Yeah.
Yeah, we should talk about it.
Let's pull up the phone.
Let's see what, yeah, this is how the peasants travel.
Yeah, this is, this is Ryan Pinder showing he's a man of the people.
This is how the podcasters get around.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's one of us.
Yeah.
Thanks for the invade, fellas.
That's, that's probably nice of them.
Do you realize who the guy that you're with, you could have been righted one of us and you took him?
That's probably what, the Buffalo Sabers team playing, you know, on, on the level, maybe a little bit.
Listen.
I played in Buffalo and there was no owner.
Yes.
We had a couple emergency landings.
We would get half six inch subs,
like six inch meatball subs in a bag of salt and vinegar,
chips and an iced tea in back-to-back games.
We'd hop on the flight.
This plane here would be a huge upgrade.
Now it couldn't fit the equipment,
but I think they were making the trainers drive the equipment bus half the time anyway.
I flew up to Whitehorse.
last month.
I saw a kid named Warrener on the ice.
Were you up there?
I was up there.
Boy, he got a lot of ice.
Me and Kamie Kepke,
we were both up there for the WHL showcase.
Yeah.
Yeah, hey, whoa, there he is.
Looking, we're in Robin's number.
Well, he looks up to his big Uncle Reg there.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was quite good in the, in the, in the,
he was horse shit.
He didn't play.
In the, in the hops, skipping a jump that now I heard.
I heard it's awesome up there, though.
Everyone that went was like, this place is unbelievable.
Super cool.
I would go back in a second.
Jack, we should go.
It was cool.
I would like,
the thing that I found about it is.
And we're talking about White Horse people.
Yeah, White Horse Yukon.
We're going to be talking about White Horse Yukon later in the show because they produced a pretty
good prospect for this year's draft.
I've never heard of this kid.
Yeah, it was coming out of nowhere.
I don't, I don't know.
The thing that I liked about White Horse, though, is I drove down to BC while I was there.
And I just sort of check it out some hikes.
And the second you crossed the,
border from Whitehorse or from the Yukon into BC, the roads just go all the way down.
Because it's all federal, right?
Yeah.
And then BC, it's just like, okay, Dave, get out there with the asphalt.
Mr. Eby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So in any of it, we're not going to get into it.
But it was, it was cool.
I really liked it.
Yeah, we should maybe talk about a certain hockey game that the flames played last night.
Rhett, you mentioned off Mike, you didn't even see the goal that Rasmus scored.
And quite frankly, you didn't miss a whole.
lot. The Flames did take a 1-0
nothing lead in this game. They've taken leads in pretty much
every game they've played this season, aside from the first one,
and they've managed to squander them. Rasmus Anderson gets his
first goal of the season, and it goes in off of Dmitri
Simashev.
Yishov for the Utah Mammoth.
Dmitri Simashev puts it into his own net off for Rasmus
Anderson driving to the goal, tipping it on net.
You've got to be there to score.
So, good on them.
He's kind of due one too after missing two wide open nets.
You, uh, yeah, it must feel tough for Dimashav to have the puck go in off of him.
That ever happened to you, right?
I put one in overtime against Buffalo Sabres, the old Miami Arena.
Ooh.
Old assistant coach, Lindy Ruff was back in Buffalo then.
Yeah, right in front of the net, just tried to, you know, tap it back to the goalie.
Right through the wickets.
I'd probably.
A lot of applause.
from the Sabres coach after that down in the
Hey, thanks man.
That's why they traded for you.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, there you go.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's Rasmus' first goal of the season.
We want to thank our buddy Ryan Pike with his big wrench
for being in our chat this morning.
Pike telling the folks that Mike is doing all these shows under penalty of torture.
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
Thanks, thanks, Pike.
Appreciate you tuning in.
For you, Pike, you could be here, you lazy prick.
He was your last night.
Oh, so you're, he's the smart one.
Yeah.
Yeah, he, uh, he wriggled out of it.
I told Pinder, I could do the show all on my own.
And he's like, no, you can't.
He's probably right, but I did offer.
That was what you preferred as opposed to having me here.
That's great.
I like people.
You like people.
What's my name, right?
Mike Gould.
Oh, thank you.
Aha.
Yeah, the flames, the flames end up giving up 18 shots in period number two.
boy, the best part of the show is I'm forced to relive last night.
You got to do it again.
I watched it.
You talked about it and now you get to talk about it again.
It's just fantastic.
Barrett Hayton, who I do like, a good two-way center,
reminds me a little bit of Michael Backland,
except maybe a little bit of a better shooter,
old Captain Canada for Team Canada at the World Juniors,
ends up scoring his first goal of the season off a nice little pass from Nick Schmaltz
to make it a 1-1 game.
And then Braden Bahaul,
who I called Young Ret at numerous times last season,
I don't know if he necessarily looked like Young Rette with that pass to JJ Peturca.
Tap to tape.
Yeah, I mean, it was a nice, it was, you know what?
If it was intended to be on the tape, it was perfectly aimed,
but not so good.
Peturka goes for the breakaway.
2-1, Utah, and they never look back.
Jack, do we have any of those clips?
Or are we just going to raw-dog it?
Because I don't know.
Those have been burned.
I don't really care.
I don't really care.
We don't need to see it because promoting other team scores is not really of anybody.
Then we're not going to be promoting any scores.
It's going to be a concern.
It's going to get old.
This is where we've got to come up with what are you eating this weekend?
You know, what's on the like, now are you still doing the oiler stuff?
In Okotokes?
Not anymore.
What?
They gassed you?
Shit can't you?
Those pricks.
What are you doing down in?
It's a talk.
Same, yeah, it'll be the same deal here after this show.
Yeah, no, it was a mutual decision.
Mutual parting.
We're all involved, too.
Yeah, to get out of Dodge.
No.
I think you should call the Cloud Law.
Wrongful to dismissal.
Those guys would get out.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I was going to go up to Banff tonight, I think.
Is it supposed to be beautiful out?
It's supposed to be something.
We should, we're turning into the, yesterday was a big segment on the weather.
We need to talk about the conditions because it's getting a little wintry.
We're going to talk a little bit about automobiles later on in the show.
You might want to get into something that's got a little bit all-wheel drive.
Yeah, I'm debating going up to Banff there.
My boss, my other job, I've so many bosses.
A lot of bosses.
Told me about a place in Banff yesterday that I never heard of where you go to dip the meats.
You ever heard about dipping the meats?
it's like a fondue place.
Oh, the fondue place?
You've never been there?
I'd never been there.
Oh, baby.
Yeah, you can get all the weird meat too, like the alligator.
That was, that was what they told me about, the alligator.
And I was like, that's not worth it.
I like to think that I know a lot about Baf.
I don't know shit, I guess.
It's the grizzly, I think.
Yeah, yeah, that was all he said.
He just said, go dip the meats.
I don't know.
I love fondue.
Actually, I'm having a party tomorrow night.
You guys aren't invited, but I mean, I'll bring out the fondue.
Get the dip the meats.
Yeah.
I don't know what you dip the meat.
in i get dipping the chocolate strawberries hot oil that's it butter no hot oil hot oil hot oil
all right just boiling they can make like a soupy concoction and then you get the breads and they get
to dip the cheese rat what about a chocolate fondue i got a chocolate fondue is thinking about
putting out the chocafon dew it's one of those big towers it goes up and then bubbles over oh
baby so good yeah it's hot stuff strawberries uh it's it's going to be it's going to be it's going to be a
weekend. See, this is better than talking
about the flames. It's a lot
better. It's a lot better because
This is the common thing. Like if we wrote down
what the most
common
comment will be about the
flames, well, we can't score.
Like at the end of the year, that's what we're going to say.
They are boring.
Okay. That would be my comment.
That it can also be.
Flames have 10 goals in five
games. One of those goals is a shootout
winner. So really they only have nine
goals in five games. That makes them the lowest
scoring team. In the
entire national hockey league on a per game
basis, they are now
alone in 31st.
It feels different than last year at the
five game mark. I feel like we were doing better.
You know, a little bit. A little bit.
They were, I think, 4.1,
something like that.
Is anyone playing good enough to trade them?
No.
Like, that's the problem
is it's like
the Florida Panthers that one year where
Nick Bukstad was their leading score.
Oh, yeah.
They're like 41 points.
It's like, okay.
But it's hard to stay motivated,
motivated in Florida when your team's not good.
Trust me, there's lots of other things you want to go to it.
Yeah.
The rank, really?
Oh.
Oh, it's chilly in there.
The beach is the other direction.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, not so many beaches here,
unfortunately, or fortunately, who knows.
Yeah, Devin Cooley, really the only standout in last night's game.
The Flames kind of got there.
their butts kicked by the Utah mammoth,
a rink in which they have never won,
as Pinder tried to trick you on yesterday.
No excuses.
They aren't that good.
They aren't going to score a bunch,
but they have had shitty kind of.
I don't,
I've never been,
I didn't,
Utah wasn't in the league when I was playing.
Yeah,
I was going to ask you,
rat, have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Never been to the Salt Lake, no.
No.
But it can't be easy travel.
I got to imagine you're getting in fairly late.
Well, yeah,
I think they got in at three in the most.
morning. And then they got out of there probably at three in the morning and they're already in
Vegas. Partying. Two days off.
Making up for lost time. Two days off in Vegas.
Maybe they need to party because if they've been taking things serious, it's not working.
Yeah, Pike and I on the show last night were talking about the time that Glenn Gulletson
took the flames on a train ride and they all had beers.
Those crazy buggers.
Yeah, yeah. It was maybe that's the sort of thing that the flames need to do.
because they look, you know, some teams look loose.
Yep.
The flames, I don't know if I would say they look loose.
Yeah, that's how I feel about that.
Actually, you think about it, compare this year to last year.
This year, they have expectations.
You have to live up to them.
We were right there.
We're going to be right there.
Whether they should have expectations or not,
it could be another discussion.
But last year it was, I don't know what the hell we're going to do.
We might not be very good.
So I guess we'll just go play.
It's going to be a different field.
for the guys.
Even the coaching staff.
Like the coaching staff, it's odd how different coaches become when they're expected
to produce.
As opposed to, we're just here.
We're going to give her all and see what happened.
So the coaching staff has to deal with it and the players have to deal with it.
And the relationship between the coaches and the players changes.
And that has to be dealt with.
and then they got a guy that's not a distraction,
but probably a distraction,
because I thought they'd got rid of all the guys
that didn't want to be here,
but some of the guys still don't want to be here,
but maybe they're not playing good enough,
now they should just take that contract,
we'll be here.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Last year was almost,
well, I got to guess as a player
and as coaching staff,
and as an organization,
easier to go out and perform
because there was zero expectation.
Now they're like, well, we're 97 points.
Pipetream.
Call that a pipe dream.
Let's look up and down the list.
Rasmus Anderson has one point in five games.
The captain, Michael Backland, has one point in five games.
Connor Zeri has one point in five games.
Mackenzie Weger has one point in five games.
Yager Sharon Govich has one point in five games.
Adam Klapka has one point in five games.
Well, they're really impressive.
This is, this is where I said to Iggy the one year,
how many points do you have?
Because I had like two points in the first,
and he didn't have any,
and he yipped at me.
Rat!
He's not at scoring, but I don't know.
Again, 24 hours ago,
you would have made fun of the Sabres,
and then they scored sevens.
Scored eight.
Oh, whatever.
Yeah, they scored eight.
You know what I'm saying, right?
The Buffalo Sabres in Chicago Blackhawks
both scored eight goals yesterday.
Now, that still doesn't make you good at scoring.
Does not.
That's the problem.
Is it, oh, good.
Well, look at how many.
Well, you had eight in one game.
How about we do four per game and see how we do?
That would be there.
Yeah.
Yeah, Derek Knight, we appreciate all your comments.
I don't, I don't necessarily know if I endorse being called the Goulden boy.
That's, that to me is maybe a bridge too far.
It's better than the comment, though, about Jesus being a tough guy.
That's a little.
Jesus.
That's a little off the mark.
a little, a little perplexing.
Yeah, the flames fall to one, four, and oh, 200.
And the one win, this is the other thing.
It's like, we were all feeling pretty good about it because we beat the Oilers.
Like, so life is.
Yeah, it's great.
That goes a long way to quell the crowd.
They've won four straight season openers.
Whoa.
There you go.
They had lost the last 11.
Before them.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think the last time they had won a season opener before their current winning streak,
I think you were on the team.
You got damn ready.
Like, it's ready to go.
It was, yeah.
Conditioning.
You had them, you had them reared up.
But the point I'm getting, it's like, that was a fluke.
Yeah.
Oilers handed you that victory.
You did not go earn it 30 minutes in.
I was watching with Big Tim Hunter.
They were like, who, this is very one-sided.
Yeah, and then they scored a bunch of lucky goals.
They should be 0-5.
They should be 0.
They, quite frankly, should be.
It's, it's been tough sledding so far.
What was the worst?
It was the best and worst start that one of your teams ever got?
I don't remember the best or worst start, but I remember going 0 and 13 at one point in Florida in 1999.
Yeah.
That's not good.
It was 0.30, because no ties.
Yeah.
There wasn't even a tie in there.
No, because you didn't get ties.
Yeah.
It was 0.13.
Was that when Paul was?
Brian Murray actually came in in Ottawa and it's like, I would, I try to do the Lisp talk, but I'm not good at it.
And he was like, I don't know why you guys are stressed out.
Like, we're not making the playoffs.
I'm going to let you in on a little secret here.
We're not making fun.
Just go play and have some fun, would you?
Oh, thanks, Brian.
Way lost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll have more fun, Jack.
The flames are off to a poor start.
And Ryan Huska, the head coach, had an interesting quote after yesterday's game that, you know,
kind of opened my eyes a little bit.
You need to find your game in a hurry because you can't make the playoffs the first
month of the year, but you surely can miss them.
We don't have to prognosticate, but we will.
They're not making the playoffs.
What are we talking about?
They were 5 and 0 and 1 last year.
And they didn't make it.
They still didn't make it.
Yeah, they're not particularly compelling.
And I don't care.
I've been screaming for screw it up forever.
Like, go ahead.
Last night, Pike and I devoted a decent portion of the show to
to spelling and reading off the longest word in the English language.
You know how long the longest word in the English language is, right?
I do not.
It's 45 letters long.
What?
Yeah, new mono, ultra-microscopic silicole canoconiosis.
You lost Jack, I fall long because I read, but Jack, he's blue as brain.
You got to look it up, Jack.
You might have it.
It's a disease.
Is that what the flames have?
That's can't score?
I think the flames are.
are afflicted with pneumono, ultra-microscopic,
silica volcanic connoosis.
That sounds like they are.
The thing is, the great thing about it is it's a long word that describes itself.
Numano, that sounds like pneumonia.
Ultra, it's bad.
Microscopic, that's small.
Silica, that's sort of like volcanic.
Volcano, from a volcano, coniosis.
It's some sort of disease.
Push the button, Jack.
We got to go.
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
We had to get to it.
The folks, the Dr.
Lumis is summing it up a little bit.
He knows what he's talking about.
Jack, put it up there.
The flames have can't score adidas.
There you go.
Yeah.
It's not the longest word, but it's a good one.
They got can't score aditis.
Dr. Lumas is truly on the mark with that one.
Hey, you know, did score a lot yesterday?
The Sabres.
The Sabres scored a lot yesterday.
I think Pindor will probably talk about that in his segment that is named
after himself.
Hey, the Blue Jays.
Oh, they were cranking the ball.
They were cranking the ball.
It looked like one hell of a night in Seattle.
Yeah.
Like as far as weather, damp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the Blue Jays, they trailed two nothing in that series.
They went into game three yesterday against Seattle.
And they were hitting the ball so well that Addison Barger hit a home run.
Happy fun.
Get everybody feeling good.
It was just, it was fantastic.
It was, they put up 13 runs in a game.
that's now did they get behind at the start yeah yeah they um i think they were down two
nothing in the first and then they or maybe maybe three nothing something like that feel like i was
like oh my god this is gonna be a real shit show it it was it was it was it was it was track
and it be kind of rough uh but they they figured it out and uh they won that game by a 13 to four
final score max scherzer who you kind of resemble a little bit because of my
wallet my big wallet my big fat wallet he's making 15 million this year he's making 75 million
this year till 15 from the jays that's right that's right he's a he's a he's a he's a that's
tidy he can fly a pj as well yeah he's he's he was he was out of the frame in that ryan pender
photo they yeah they brought him down with them uh shurs are on the bump uh this afternoon i think
in seattle is like they're gonna have to out hit the seattle team that's that's usually a good way to do
But yeah.
Yeah.
There were four games in the NHL last night.
I think Pinder will probably take us through them,
but might as well just sort of skim over the final scores.
Buffalo defeating the Ottawa Senators by an eight four final Ottawa.
Ottawa is going to be having a truly awful start to the season.
It's been rough.
The Detroit Red Wings.
Detroit's.
They're called four one over the Florida Panthers.
That's an interesting one.
and the Chicago Black Hawks
8 to 3 over the St. Louis
Blues.
Lose.
So really exciting stuff there.
Hey, I want to talk to you a little bit
because the flames, as you know,
Rhett, have never really made a high draft pick.
San Benet.
Fourth overall, that's up there.
That's up there, but it's not high enough.
It's not high enough.
We talked a little bit.
We really alluded it to Gavin McKeown.
in our show today.
Playing for Penn State University
after he played for Medicine at last year.
Put up, what, 130 points as a 16-year-old in the WHL.
Going to Penn State has five points in his first four collegiate games.
Everybody thinks he's going to be the number one pick
in the 2026 NHL draft.
I have a column.
I don't know if it's out yet today at Daily Faceoff,
but it might be I sent Jack the screenshot of the rough cut.
Which NHL teams deserve Gavin McKenna the most?
most and the least.
I had three teams who deserve them the most, three who deserve them the least.
And I didn't include teams like Edmonton, because who cares?
They're not going to get them.
But who would I want them to go to or who deserves them?
Well, sort of a bit of both.
You know, a bit of both.
Certainly not Edmonton.
Certainly not Evanston.
I said certainly not San Jose, not a team that needs them.
They got a ton of guys already.
Certainly not Chicago.
They just drafted but are,
they don't need another,
their young buck like that.
And I also said not Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh's had enough.
Pittsburgh's had enough.
When you get Hall of Fame after Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It pulls,
I would say for me,
because I think the whole situation in Buffalo would be different.
And it would be a shit show in Edmonton.
If the Sabres had gotten McDavid,
which they had planned to do,
This might help them out.
They are, I think the savers in trouble.
They need somebody.
Yeah.
To be a catalyst for it.
Yeah, if the sabers were in Phoenix, people might be talking about moving them.
Like that was, that's, that's an organization that's in doubt.
Well, and I think at the end of the day, they might be talking about moving them anyway.
Yeah, it's, it's Terry Pagula, 15 years, whoosh, and it doesn't make money there.
No.
Ever.
So, uh, well, I had three teams.
I had Columbus number three.
want to tell us because you got to go read the article.
No, you can, you can listen to me, but you can go read the article after.
You know, the article's got all the juicy tidbits.
Yeah, it's just all.
It's really thought of overview.
Yeah, it's really thought out.
I typed it like 20 minutes ago.
We were, we were really diving into it.
Columbus number three, they're, they could use them.
Yeah, they haven't had a whole lot of high picks.
Nashville, Predators, have only ever made one top three pick ever.
And it was David Legwond.
and he was supposed to be a difference maker
Yeah, two 50 point seasons
they could use a guy
and you know who I had at number one red?
Here?
I did.
And I wasn't a home or take.
It's objective.
Zero top three picks,
one top five pick in 45 years.
Like it's,
it's,
yeah,
that is probably right.
Nobody's,
nobody else has suffered through that.
There is no team that is more overdue
for a difference maker like Gavin McKenna.
than the Calgary Flames are.
There is no team.
It's not a homer thing.
It is not a,
oh,
Calgary would be,
you know,
we'd love to watch this guy here.
We would.
But by the same token,
when your number one picks in history
are Sam Bennett and Danny Kachuk and Rico Fata,
what are you going to do?
Chuck Cobasoo and Eric Nyström.
Chuck's in town this weekend.
Is he?
Hello?
Yeah,
it's,
you got to,
you got to get those guys.
I'm trying to think who of the superstars being
for the like take the 89 team out because they were all stacked and they built that differently back in
the day you had to build your teams differently it wasn't always through the draft and the flames were
one of the few first teams to go down to got out of college college yeah russia anyway so let's call
mid 90s forward iggy they had to trade for them they had to trade new and dike and that's that's great
kipper was traded in on a fluke yeah second round pick uh johnny great yeah
Yeah, fourth round pick, yeah.
But left, left, left, yeah.
Kachuk, great pick, left.
But left.
So, yeah, I don't, I don't think there's anybody else who compares.
And Funnuff?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
No, but he would be one of their higher picks.
Ninth overall.
He did come in and have impact immediately.
Calder finalists.
Three Calder finalists that year were Ovechkin, Crosby, and Funnuff.
But he's not a Hall of Famer.
No.
Well, to Alicia Cuthbert, he is.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Got to get Alicia.
But yeah, it's, you know who was in town this weekend?
You know who I saw this past weekend was Brock Lesnar?
He's a little guy.
Yeah.
There's a big fella.
Brock Lesnar was in town.
His kid was playing for the Calgary Rock.
He's the JPHO.
Yeah.
It was, he's a mountain of a man.
I think Sable was with him.
It was, I ran into him at the Great Plains Recreation.
Oh, great planes.
Down at Great Plains.
$30 million two-sheet Arena.
the worst broadcast location in the world.
You ever, I mean,
well, I've been there lots from just,
you know where you set up at Great Plains?
You set up in the corner at ice level,
down by the Zambonian.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's horrible.
Yeah, that's no good.
It's brutal, but, uh, yeah,
Brock Lesnar's kid, Turk.
Well, and the other kids with, uh, the Tigers.
Yeah, yeah, just got drafted 15th overall, I think,
in the WHL phantom draft.
No, but something like that.
Fifth round.
Oh, it was, it was pretty,
high.
You're drunk.
Oh, whatever.
Well, we'll get into it.
I'm a tiger's honk.
I know these things.
I thought it was high.
Maybe I'm high.
Maybe I'm high.
High.
People sometimes say they watch this show.
You're right.
It wasn't 15th.
It was 115th.
Close.
Fifth round, I'm not even kidding.
Fifth round 115th.
Sorry, Duke.
Hey, he'd love to have been drafted 15th.
He's playing for the International Hockey Academy.
Yes, see you.
Get there.
Hey, Rhett, you know this stuff.
Well, I'm kind of involved.
He's plugged.
Ret came into the studio this morning, and we were a little delayed off the hot
because Rhett was chatting somebody out.
Oh, yeah, hot topics.
It was.
It's hockey, inspiring stuff.
It's all sort of hearsay getting around the...
I'd hate to flip my lib one day and just let loose on this show.
But it's coming.
Yeah, one more show with Mike Gould and Rhett Warner will
will throw me into a table.
Cammy still owes me one of those.
Cammy Kepke's supposed to throw me into this table.
A table dive?
Yeah, she's, she's tiny.
I was going to say you should dive on this table, but I don't think this one's going to give.
No, no, this is a high quality piece of architecture.
Hey, Jack, what's the ETA on our buddy Ryan?
I know he's down in.
He's dead.
Yeah, he hasn't even answered.
No chance.
Dude, we went to Nashville and had to work.
and he didn't even come, show up.
Same with Boomer.
These guys are not committed to this.
You can't rely on them.
They really aren't.
It's a bit of a...
And we don't want to hear from the news.
Was he going to do something?
He was apparently supposed to do the Pender Report.
Oh, God.
We can do the Pender Report.
Just let me get out my new phone.
Let's hear what you got to say.
AI, a new Pender Report.
Give me the top 10 spores.
Whoa.
Top 10 spores.
Spores.
Give me the top 10 stories and sports from last night.
Let's hear it.
Why is it not talking?
Oh, it's talking. It's very quiet.
Here we go.
Are the top test stories?
One, MLB playoffs, Blue Jays' offense explodes in ALCS game three.
That's good.
The Toronto Blue Jays finally found their bats,
defeating the Seattle Mariners 13 to 4 in game three.
A little more eloquent than Ryan.
To cut the series deficit to 2 to 1.
Anjase Jimenez was a key offensive force with a three hit night,
including a two-run home run.
Andre's Jimmy N.LB playoffs.
Dodgers maintain strong NLCS lead.
The Los Angeles Dodgers still hold a commanding two to zero lead in the NLCS against the Milwaukee Brewers.
We're like game three on tap for Thursday.
Three, NHL results.
Maple Leafs Big Win.
The Toronto Maple Leafs secured a high scoring victim.
Wait a minute.
Predators seven to four.
Wait a minute.
Player Cowan stood out.
Getting his first taste of action on the Leafs top.
Cowan stood out.
NHL results.
Red Wings stopped Panther streak.
Okay.
The Detroit Red Wings beat the Florida Panthers 4 to 1, ending the defending champions opening winning streak at three games.
There we go.
Five, NHL results, Sabres route senators.
The Buffalo Sabres offense is firing, scoring eight goals to defeat the Ottawa Senators eight to four for their first win of the season.
Six.
NFL news.
Dolphins QB Tua Tago Viloa apologizes.
Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tago Viloa apologized for comments he made, calling out his teammates meeting attendance following a loss, stating he, made a mistake.
Seven. NFL news, Broncos defense set for boost.
Denver Broncos linebacker, Dree Greenlaw, is eligible to return from injury this week,
with the league's top-ranked defense set to get even stronger.
Eight, NFL News, Titans fire head coach.
The Tennessee Tigers hardly fired head coach Callahan in wait for the season.
Overdue.
Nine. NBA preseason Celtics Edge Raptors.
In NBA preseason action, the Boston Celtics narrowly defeated the Toronto Raptors.
Scotty Barnes.
The final score of 110 to 108.
Grady Dick.
NHL results, Blackhawks Route Blues.
The Chicago Blackhawks, playing without key player Foligno,
managed a decisive win, defeating the St. Louis Blues with Reichel scoring twice.
Great job.
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Oh, he made a mistake.
God, that's so good.
That's better than the bullshit he brings.
I'll tell you that.
It's a little bit more, the diction's more precise.
The tone of voice is very consistent.
don't have the stupid sunglasses.
It's, it was, it was a step up.
Ricardo Greenidge giving us some, some good reviews.
That was the best Pinder report ever.
Ricardo, thank you.
Hello, Ricardo.
Hey, we need some, we need some more super chats.
Get them in because, because, we didn't finish this.
Oh, hang on, there's more.
Well, I got to send this check.
You keep talking.
All right.
You know what I noticed is that the Flames game wasn't,
even the
even in the top ten.
You watched it.
It was garbage.
The flames were won in four
through the first five games of the season
in Rets. Oh.
Oh, wait, no, no, no. What is this?
I'm going to send it to Jack because this would
also be in the Pinder Report.
Keep going.
Red, have you ever seen Batman and Robin
with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze?
Batman and Robin with Arnold
Schwarzenegger? Oh, come on.
I don't think I have.
Okay, Jack, we're putting this in the chat.
We're going to need this at some point later in the show
because it's last night,
Devin Cooley was getting into it as the Flames goaltender.
And we were having fun on the show last night.
I want to see your reaction when this is up.
Do you have what you were getting that?
I said to the Jackie Barrier.
It's a jacket played or not.
It's terrible, but that's the point.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was, it was, it was,
it was really something.
Dan Fam
saying Pinder actually sounded happy there.
He's certainly not hungover.
He's an upset guy a lot of the time.
He calls me.
He's been slighted in life, Mike.
It's been a tough run for him.
He's had a lot of setbacks and the adversity to overcome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Ryan is in Seattle having the time of his life
as so we understand it.
I do have an update.
Let's hear it.
We'll join us at a life.
You'll join us out 11.
Why does he get to dictate anything?
Screw him.
We'll keep it short.
Yeah.
Yeah, please do.
Coming in in nine minutes,
Ryan Pinder,
one of the voices of this show,
a little bit more.
The last one I sent you, Jack,
my kids will sit and watch this bullshit for hours.
It is the worst,
but the best.
If you want to show it for the final dumb clip in the Pinder report.
Well, yeah,
it wouldn't be the,
in report without some.
He usually has one.
Yeah.
I, uh, yeah.
And I want that Mr.
Free stuff, Jack,
because I couldn't get it out of my head last night with coolie and that you
are not sending,
how you're talking about you were not sending me to the cooler.
The Iceman coming.
That's Arnold.
That's not very good.
That's terrible.
The Iceman come out.
No.
That's the wrong country.
Yeah.
It's just terrible.
Uh,
flames coming up later this month.
Uh,
they got very.
the other day from Saturday till the end of the month.
It's true, Vegas on Saturday.
Pender loves that line.
He's got the words in his brain.
He just sort of lets them come out.
Vegas on Saturday, followed by three games in Canada against Canadian teams
against Winnipeg and Montreal in succession at the Saddle Dome, as well as in
Winnipeg against the jets.
Yeah, reigning president's trophy champions, followed by the 20th.
24 president's trophy champions, New York Rangers, who just got shut out by Stuart Skinner,
two days ago, I think, and then the Leafs and the senators to round out the rest of the month
of October. So it's going to be a real tough run to the end of October. And as Elliot Friedman
likes to say, if you're out of it by November, you're probably not getting back into it.
Unless through the blues. Unless do the blues. That ain't happening. Yeah.
Yeah, the flames have two players over a half a point of game on the season.
Matt Coronado and Nazim Cadry with three points in five games so far.
So they're really not accomplishing.
I don't want to talk about the flames anymore because they're not inspiring anything.
Let's try and ignore them.
The ice men, come if I'm afraid their bad condition has left me cold.
To your pleas of mercy, everything.
Freezes.
You are not sending me to the.
Cooler.
That was in my head all game.
Is it coming?
The ice is coolie.
Coolie and frost.
This is what you thought of.
This is what I thought of.
That's what Dean should go as for Halloween.
Stay cool.
Bird boy.
Can you be cold, man, man?
I do not, this should have been right in my era.
This was 1998.
Get all my car.
You know how much Arnold made for this movie?
$25 million.
Really?
He was billed top over George.
That was George Clooney as Batman.
That was that movie.
George Clooney.
I don't remember.
Yeah.
I couldn't afford to go to the movie.
You're not sending me to the cooler.
That was...
What year is that?
1997.
Oh, God.
I could afford it.
You could have.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
It's Pinder Report 2.0.
Ryan, we replaced you with Grock.
Good. That's great.
How's it?
We had a day yesterday, fellas.
The bats came alive. The weather's beautiful.
Bluebird Day on the Pacific.
If you're giving me, I'm going to have a seizure.
Stand still.
Have you been wearing that ever since the show yesterday?
You can't change it.
I brought my Donaldson just in case, but we don't need it.
We've got to stay with the Bichet.
Did you get any stains on it, or is it good?
there's going to be a heavy wash cycle pretty quick here
it's not the quick grins no god no
where are your seats Ryan because we we've spent a decent part of the show
sort of talking about your accommodations to get down to the
Pacific Northwest and we figure you must be sitting right behind
home plate or something no we were at third baseline
kind of yeah towards the outfield a bit they were good not great
very good seats though
Okay, so give us the build-up.
So you land, you get there, you head down, you find a pub, I'm guessing.
Oh, okay.
So one of the fellas leaves his phone in the truck at the airport.
Just like you're at.
And then he's like, oh, I just got to go to my room and turn on my out-of-office email and tell everyone I'm, you know, D-O-A for a couple days.
And then we're like, okay, well, we'll just meet him later.
And then we're like, we have no way to get a hold of this guy.
She has one of our tickets.
And we basically had to do a huge reconnaissance mission to find the guy.
But we got there, almost gotten a few fights.
Everything was great.
So huge win.
Bats were alive.
So it was a great atmosphere leading up to the game?
I want to hear, like, it was epic.
Everyone was wound up.
The town was pumping.
You know what?
If you've been here, Rhett,
and I don't know that you have for football or baseball,
but you walk through Pioneer Squares, the neighborhood,
and everyone is jerseied up.
And there's just only pubs and restaurants.
all the way to the facility for like the last mile.
And it's jumping.
J's and six.
Let's go.
What was the percentage of Blue Jays, Mariners, fans, jerseys?
What was the ratio there, Ryan?
It was a lot more Jay's, excuse me, a lot more Seattle than I thought.
Like I thought it would be like a hearty 20%,
but it was a vocal 10% would be my guess.
We were in a sea of it.
And here's the thing.
They hadn't won a playoff game at home in over 20 years.
So this city is absolutely upside down for this team right now.
It was tough to get tickets.
You lose the first two.
How many people are coming from Vancouver?
I don't know.
Like it didn't look good.
But we got a series now.
Retro, did you watch the game?
Please tell me you watch the game.
I was watching the game.
I was watching the homers.
I was like,
Clement get his hit.
Yes.
And then I saw the Vladigate is Homer.
and then I saw the strikeouts.
I'm like, holy Christ, he hit it.
He hit the bad.
I hit the 13 to 1, boys.
Didn't you see you were reading a book last night?
No.
I love to read.
But I did watch.
Now, I can't decide.
So you're there and it's awesome.
Yeah.
And you get down a couple early and you're like,
oh, oh, this is.
Yeah, it was more of the same.
Gut punch.
Honestly, it was like,
damn it, this might not be the series for this team.
and then they hang a crooked number
and what, the fourth of the fifth, and you're like, okay,
fellas are back.
Fellas are back.
That bloody one, I thought the center fielder caught it from our seats.
I'm like, no, that's what I needed for the parlay.
God damn it.
And then all of a sudden he keeps running the base.
I'll be, yeah.
Oh, hello.
13 to one, boys.
All right, that'll pay for brunch.
All right.
We'll do that.
That's so bad.
Hey.
Now, now, that being said, by the end, was it a little bit,
obviously, it's anticlimatic.
Did you leave early?
Did you stay?
Was it boring?
It was a route.
No, we were there.
We were going to stay at the end.
One of the nine dummies, it was like pacing the whole time.
He could not sense.
Even at like 10-2, he was pacing.
I'm like, buddy, like, there's like nine outs to go.
You're fine.
And he's like, I can't until this is over.
And then the locals got a little contentious.
I was walking past someone on the seats doing one of these little shuffles here and bumped the guy's arm.
And he was like, oh, I'm like, oh, okay.
Okay, settle down, guys.
I know it's been a while for Seattle.
I think that's Ryan Pinder.
Get him.
No, it wasn't that.
It was definitely like he wants to fight guy.
So, yeah, we survived.
We survived.
We got a big brunch coming up.
I think I promised the boys a rally mullet if we won last night,
so I got to find a barbershop.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You can't cut your hair in a foreign country?
It's a rally mullet.
Yeah, but we are talking about, like,
you know, like, Dean can't even watch the Yankees.
even though he's a Yankees fan because he will jinx them.
Like you went there, you brought them the victory,
and now you're going to mess.
Like,
are you suggesting I should not cut the hairs?
You should have cut the hair before you went.
Yeah.
To change the,
yeah, you can't change anything now.
Right?
Like, that could be jinks.
This is going to be contentious.
I can't tell you what to do, but I would be just a little wary.
Weary?
We're one of those.
All right.
Well, I get that.
I hadn't thought it with that angle, but I just told the boys,
I said, if the Jays win tonight, we're cutting a rally mullet.
But you're right, it would have been after game two, you cut the mullet.
Yeah.
Seen, uh, seen Scher walking around, uh, walking around town?
I haven't seen Scher with his two weird eyeballs, that insane human, that's psycho.
I love him.
Hey, I don't want to talk to you much longer, but the flames didn't score and they lost the
And this will be, yeah, this is going to be, if you would just, can we record this and just reuse this for the rest of the year?
Well, they, yeah, yeah, here it is.
Okay.
Just ever, I'll do the thing.
I'll do the thing.
Hang on, hang on.
Stay with me, stay with me.
And the flames lost again with a lack of scoring punch and they are in the McKenna's sweepstakes.
And.
There you go.
So we could just.
Clip it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was, it was a tough one, Rye.
Were you checking the old score updates or we just?
No, we were full all in on this game,
and I think I got a score.
What was the final score?
Did I hit my Utah minus one and a half?
It was 3-1 Utah.
That was the final score.
Is that the stadium behind you?
No, this is just for on the water.
That's water, I think.
I don't think you can see it.
It's going to be over over this shoulder here.
But it's over the building.
It's about a half-hour walk from here.
All right, what's for brunch?
And then you can go.
All the eggs, all the eggs.
Although I do think we might be going to a seafood place,
but I'm just Benedicts, Benetix, crab cakes, let's go.
Capers, smoke salmon, you know.
Smoke salmon, bagel, egg, crab cakes.
What types of the game today?
Do you get a nap or what are you going to?
Five, okay.
Yeah, we got some time.
I am, I mean, you brought up a little wrinklehead and thought about them,
the mullet that I don't want to curse anything, but I also promise the boys.
I'm in a conundrum here.
Just slick it back or something.
Because they're going to be big.
I got to talk to fellas.
They're going to be understanding of it.
If the approach is, I'm not skipping out on this.
I'm not trying to wuss my way or be a bullshitter, but just,
are we risking the-
Go get some moose or something.
Are we risk the loss here?
Do we change things?
You can't risk a loss, but if the fellas think the rally mullet is going to work,
boy, we hit last night.
They finally hit.
Games won and two, they were just muted.
And it was just like, boom, there they are.
That's the team you saw against the Yankees.
Yeah, you know, it's good for the blue days when Adioli is.
when Addison Barger hits a home run.
Whoa.
Love it.
I don't know if you know his backstory, Mike,
but his dad was like a tech millionaire guy
that bought some land in Florida
and turned the huge estate in his backyard
into like three quarters of a ball diamond.
They have like almost a full-sized diamond
in their yard off the back patio.
It's hilarious.
And you visit often.
You got the high-paid connections.
Yeah, I'm actually his massage therapist.
That's correct.
He is a tech billion.
Ryan's.
We've been talking.
Ryan. You're right. All right. Get out of here. We don't want to talk to you.
All right. I'm going to get a copy. My head feels like a bell. It's time to go.
What a surprise? His head feels like a bell. That's Ryan Pinder checking in live from Seattle.
He actually looked okay. Not terrible. Yeah, he looks better than me.
Yeah, you're just a have a nap. I was a pile of garbage over here. Yeah, Ryan Pender, thanks. Thanks for tuning. And we like the AI chat bought a little bit more. But he did, he did a good job.
Yeah, calling in on the, what should we say?
Was the McLeod Law hotline today?
Oh, what's our, uh, Jack, too?
Crystal Waters.
Crystal Waters.
Come on.
You can see, I don't watch this show.
No, clearly.
I just, they just put me on a crane and drop me in here.
When they pay you to come in.
Yeah, it's, it's just, they pay me?
I think Ryan, you getting paid?
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan's got all the, uh, Ryan's got all the, uh, the pockets.
Derek Knight
chiming in.
Well, yeah, he's
saying something that folks were saying
about me last night, Jack, put it up.
It's a very kind,
an accurate comment.
Gould is green and ghoulish.
This is really exhausted.
Like, you look like Pinder about to hit.
Ryan Pinder has had some of the greatest
breakdowns on live camera and in studio
when we used to do the radio.
Yeah.
Where he starts here.
And you can just see him.
and just crashing.
And I feel like that's where you're at.
Yeah.
The nice thing for you, Gould, is I'm a considerate fellow.
I come around and I'm there for my teammates, right, Jack?
We can cut this shit real short.
Yeah, well, we won't, we won't, we won't, we won't prolong my misery too, too much longer.
We should sort of tee up what's going on in the hockey O'Sphere tonight, a fairly robust slate of games in the NHL this evening.
the Rangers visiting the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Those are a couple teams hovering around 500 on the year.
The Leafs missing much Marner a little bit,
but I don't know.
The Rangers, I don't think are going to give them too much of a scare.
It's hard to be better without murder.
Well, we were watching the game against Vegas the other night,
though, Pinder and I were sort of saying,
that guy's not much of a factor.
It can be, though.
He can be, he can be.
Nashville, one of the teams that deserves Gavin McKenna,
they're in Montreal.
That Montreal team read is fun.
They're fun to watch.
The Doug, the Dug, the Dug, and my old man, he's a huge Habs fan.
That's a fun team to be cheered for for their Habs fan.
Can you imagine if the Flames had some forwards like that, you know, Cole Caulfield and
Ivan Demadov, perhaps, getting some of those guys high up in the drafts.
Come on, folks.
They're on their way.
77 games to go.
Just around the corner.
Jack, I sure hope you did clip that because we're going to need to use it.
Lack of scoring.
One of the teams that I routinely forget exists,
but where Ryan is right now,
the Seattle Cracken,
they are in Ottawa to take on the senators
who got their lunch money stolen from them last night
by the Buffalo Sabres.
Ottawa 1-3-0 on the year
after making the playoffs last season.
I think they'll be all right,
but losing, Kachuk's not going to help.
No, out for a considerable amount of time.
Apparently he's going for a second opinion on that injury.
You draft Brady Kachuk and,
in fantasy
little is league
right?
I don't
do I always forget
about it.
Neither do I fail.
Yeah.
Jacob Markstrom
is I think on the shelf
for a little bit
as the Devils are
playing host of the Florida
Panthers tonight.
Those are a couple
teams that are
with winning records
in the early stages
of this year.
Winnipeg is in
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia.
You know,
Danny Vladar had a
really good first game
of the season.
I don't know what he's
at now through three.
I mean,
he's their starter.
He's one,
one and oh
with a 933 save percentage.
Good for him.
He's their starter?
He's their starter.
Dan Vlodar is Philadelphia's starting goaltender.
Did you watch their goalies last year?
They're terrible.
I had no idea who their other goalie.
Poor talker was,
or not talking to Torx.
He didn't even get mad anymore.
Yeah, he was just like these guys can't really make saves.
Samuel Erson.
Erson.
Erson of interest is there.
Not of interest.
He's there.
Backup goal.
under this season.
Floddar.
Is their starter?
He's doing all right.
Colorado in Columbus tonight.
Colorado is 3.11.
They're off to a fine start.
Well, Martine Natchez is filling in for Miko Ranton
quite effectively.
I think he's got six points in three games.
He's good.
He's good.
Eight points.
Holy moly.
The flames.
And more more than the flames.
Four times as many points as the Calgary
Flames. A couple teams tonight meeting up that are in opposite positions. The Edmonton
Oilers, 201 on the air, or on Long Island for the 0-3-0 New York Islanders. Drafted Matthew
Schaefer at number one. I have a refrain that I use when I talk about the Islanders on
daily face-off, which is, it's the Islanders. Who cares? And that's where I'm going to leave that.
Vancouver is in Dallas. Dallas is
3-0. They like having Miko Ranton
for sure this season. They handed the
avalanche. They're only lost with Rantanin in the
shootout. So that's going to be a fun one. Boston in Vegas
tonight. Boston's better.
Boston's better. Elias Lintol. Having a decent start to the year.
Our buddy. Go good.
I will never forget. Yeah, no, I'm not going to say
that on Mike. Elias Lintone
All-Star. That was, let's just say that was
controversial for many.
24. Four points in four games.
for our buddy alliance in in Boston.
Good for him, making $8 or $9 million forever.
A whole shit pile of money.
Yeah, that's that's Ryan Pinder money.
And also on the docket tonight, Carolina in Anaheim, Anaheim.
Another fun team to watch.
They're out a nice start.
They're figuring out.
Chris Kreider coming over from the New York Rangers.
He scored the winning goal the other night against Pittsburgh,
and now they're playing against Carolina, 3-0-0 on the season.
And Pittsburgh, speaking of them,
there in Los Angeles, a team that does not look very good.
The Kings.
Now the Pacific Division is a bit of a garbage pile and the Kings are,
I don't know why, though, because they were good last year.
They should have won the first round.
They went and screwed it up.
It's almost like they've been in turmoil since.
Yeah, they are, I would define them as being unsurious.
That's how I describe the LA Kings after you lose four straight playoff series against the
Edmonton Oilers.
one thing that we didn't mention at all on the show last night.
And we haven't mentioned so far on the show today.
Rhett, when you were playing for the flames,
I don't know how much stock you put in an old Harvey the hound is the mascot.
You probably didn't really care.
But Utah, the mammoth.
Oh, big announcement.
Big announcement yesterday.
We got the photo, Jack, put it up on the screen as soon as you can because I thought it was,
first thought it was Tulski.
I thought it was their GM out in Carolina.
I thought that was the name, but it's Tusky.
Not a great name.
They need to.
Well, it's pretty original.
They need to workshop that a little bit.
Before you said Tusky, I'm like, well, they're going to call the mascot Tusky.
Like, there's something else.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe call it husky or something.
They make it a big guy.
I don't know.
It's, they brought.
How does he look?
Tusky.
It's all right.
I like the tough to blue on top.
It's a little friendlier than that stupid cat they have at up in Edmond.
Yeah, the cat with abs.
The cat with abs.
the sexy cat.
When you see that cat, Rhett,
what does...
Whoa.
Almost went down.
Here's a question.
Careful.
The flyers come out with Gritty.
Yeah, that was a big thing.
And it was like,
what's this guy up to?
And now everybody loves Gritty.
Yeah.
But completely like,
whereas this is very on the nose.
Oh, we're the mammoth.
Yeah.
So we have a mammoth mascot
got with tusks.
Yeah.
Like,
does this look like a fun and silly thing that you can sell and promote?
As opposed to,
like, Gritty?
Like, what the hell is this Gritty thing?
Yeah.
Yeah, Gritty was.
And would you rethink this now after seeing the success that Gritty has brought to the
Philly, he's been the best thing in Philly for the last five years?
Well, we don't even know if the Utah Mammoth are going to keep that name because whatever
they want to call that team, they seem to be fraught with legal challenges.
They should call McLeod.
Yeah.
There's some sort of hockey.
supply company or something that's like we were mammoth first they couldn't do the
yeti now that you know what they should have called mcloud law they should have called mcleod
on the copyrights and they should they they they're in they're embroiled in controversy again
i i think they uh the controversy should come out of they play in salt lakes i'm not going to go
there i bring back the phoenix team i like that i like that a little bit better they will they
will they will i'm going to be there at the first utah versus phoenix game it's going to be
a lot of fun. We're going to have a live segment.
Yeah, Tuskee, I don't know, something, something a little off the beaten path.
You could sell stuffed Tuskees to little kids at Christmas, I guess.
Rett, what do you want for Christmas this year? We're getting close.
It's early October. I think if I'm the flames, I maybe want a little bit more.
You can want all you want. That's one of those things you don't just put on a list and
have Santa drop off.
Yeah.
We got Bet 365, I think,
Jacko.
I think you said something off the hop about
we have maybe a recorded message from doing.
We do have,
no, it's Boomer's football picks.
Boomers football picks.
I'm looking forward to this.
See, this is actually going to liven up the show
as opposed to talking about Tusky and,
you know,
we'll make our picks tomorrow.
This is, but let's let's hear.
We'll make our picks tomorrow.
These are, these are Dean's picks.
Let's hear what Dean's got for this weekend.
Okay, just about to get on the plane.
I'll tell you what, I might switch my flight.
I'm figuring to go into Vegas, because I'm feeling lucky.
I'm ready for all of this to cash it.
It's been a tough start.
I just haven't really taken with that serious, I guess.
But that's three, six, five, get ready.
I'm all over it.
I got the Bengals plus five and a half tonight, sorry, Jackie Boy.
The old goat bowl is going to go.
Stevers might win, but I'm taking the points.
I'm plugging my nose.
a lot this week I got the Jags I got the Jets it's some gross teams out there I got the
Jaguars but that all those points are out there bring them home bring him home
almost like the Raiders but I do think that Kansas City's kind of figured it out
a little bit but there's the picks you want to jump in the water's one I love
company actually I hate talking about people maybe two people one or two people
I'll say outside of that I don't know this year anyway the
Point being, it's time for a big
gamer bounce back. Those are my
365, picks of the Wii at that one.
What am I going to do with all the money when I
the border limit this far light?
That's good to be so hard.
Was Dean, uh, Dean filming that inside of a Denny's?
Where the hell is?
It's got to be an air base. All right, let's take.
Like, holy moly.
So he's taking every single game on the slate this week.
Nice.
Just so you know, we pick football games every week.
And Boomer is in dead lab.
by like a mile.
Yeah.
So this is his bounce back.
Well, the thing with Dean is, you know, he's a good looking guy.
I've said this for a while.
He's a smart guy, but he's smart in certain ways.
He has shortcomings.
He has areas of expertise.
He's a, again, he's a good looking guy.
He picked me to be on today's show.
That's maybe not his, well, Ryan did,
but he okayed it.
Maybe not the greatest idea there.
And these picks, I mean, Jack, the thing is, I know nothing about the NFL.
I know nothing about the old American football or Canadian football, for that matter.
Tell me, are these reasonable picks?
Are they just going through this year?
I'm trying to see who's playing who here.
Yeah, let's tell you what.
Is Cleveland playing?
Like, I'll bet on them.
I like Cleveland this week.
He's screwed up right away taking the Bengals, though, because they're not covering tonight.
You don't think so?
Come on, rat the steel curtain.
Oh, that's right.
The best D in league.
Best D.
Jack, I'm going to send you this to me right now.
I'm going to send this to you right now.
I'm going to send you my NFL picks.
Let's put this in a parley and see what kind of money.
I can't sign in.
I've got a new phone.
I can't get my password.
Yeah, I'm sending you my football picks right now, Jack.
Just stay tuned.
We're putting it in the old WhatsApp because it's, it's,
It's really important.
Yeah, the boomer bounce back.
It's on tap.
And of course, you can use that with good old Bet365
because truly, like Dean, it's never ordinary at Bet365.
With game props, player props, totals, and the money line.
Download the app and get in on the game.
Must be 19 years of age or older to play over on Bet365.com.
We talked about it last night, and even the Blue Jays tonight, they're not the favorites.
They're going up against Luis Castillo.
The Moneyline favors the Mariners 1.8 versus 2.05 over under set at 7.5.
Jays keep hitting like they have been.
I'd be tempted to go to the over on that one.
I don't even know if I care about whose favorites in the playoffs, because it feels like.
Yeah, you go either way.
jays were probably favored going into the series and now here we are three games in and
it's all seattle man it would make a little more exciting for the weekend baseball if they could
pull one out here yeah yeah yeah and hey we'd uh we'd we'd all love to see it we'd uh we'd love to see
it go into all the way to saturday and sunday and and beyond for the blue jays maybe
get into the world series you know no matter what happens it's going to be a new team in the
world series for the al seattle's never made it to the the world series blue jays haven't
been there since 1993.
So yeah, there's a lot to get into there.
Folks, keep up with the chats.
We're having a lot of fun reading, seeing what you're having to say.
We'd appreciate more super chats.
Proceeds from those go to youth centers of Calgary.
It is a place where kids are welcomed and decepted as they are,
where they can get a break from the chronic stress.
That is the reality of many of their lives and can flourish through connections and
fun.
Mr. Public Payne with a chat earlier about Gritty that I,
I don't know if I really want to repeat what.
he said.
Pain can get,
well,
it's up on the screen now,
Jack,
how do we get that up there?
Well,
it's a little option.
You can,
let's just roll,
let's just roll the comments.
I think Mr.
Public Payne needs to be.
Are they fighting?
Well,
Jack,
do you see the comment
that I'm referring to
because it's,
it's a little fruity.
It's a little,
it's a little,
it's a little,
it's a little, it's a little,
it's a little,
there's a little,
uh,
of,
of,
of,
of,
of,
of,
of, of,
scary stuff happening there.
I don't know if I necessarily like that for Mr.
Public Payne.
Rhett, you got any thoughts on that?
That's creepy, man.
I don't, I don't like any of that.
I appreciate,
thanks,
thanks,
Mr. Public Pain.
That's creepy.
Jim Bailey,
saying the flames of good talent coming,
but needs to top it up.
Yep.
Hey,
you've been watching our shows.
You've,
you've got the message from us.
Jack,
do you have the video that I sent you?
I'm really,
I'm really keen on.
Yeah, let's play that.
These are my football picks for this weekend.
These are what I got on the jacket.
Well, folks, when you write 52% of the time, you're wrong, 48% of the time.
Why didn't you say that before?
Okay, Jimmy, you're off.
We got Miami-Sin-Sinidad coming up.
Any thought?
I certainly do, but I hereby declare Miami to be smooth Jimmy's luck of the week.
Ooh, that's a big luck all right.
You can just cut it there, Jack.
I just don't trust that guy.
that's Dean
that's Dean
it looks like a
Jimmy's
lock of the week
yeah my
my lock of the week
is Cleveland
I don't even know
who they're playing
I don't even know if they are playing
I don't know
I don't think they are
I don't know
they're my lock
they're gonna get it
wherever they're at
they're brilliant
oh do they
yeah
well Dean doesn't agree with you
well I don't know
if you knew this
from the Pinder report
but Tua Tagavala
he apologized
it was a real jerk
he was kind of an ass
Was he?
Did he say something?
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
He called out his coaches.
He apologized.
He made.
The coach.
To Tagaveloa said he made a mistake.
That coach is looking like an idiot.
He's a bit of, yeah.
You know, hey, Rhett, we, we, we should, let's, let's go back for just a little bit of,
a little bit of, a little bit of flames.
Just, just, just one, just one little snippet.
Let's go.
KQ in the chat.
1120 a.m.
Post, Zane looks scared and nervous.
When you watch Zane, do you think you look scared and nervous?
Were you scared and nervous in your sixth NHL game?
Oh, shit in my parents, because there was tough guys running around all over.
He got a pretty high hit a couple of games ago.
But do you think he looks scared and nervous?
He looks like a 19-year-old kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'll be fine.
You should be scared and nervous.
That doesn't make you play bad.
Yeah, I was scared nervous to be on the show today.
Scared and nervous is just energy.
Use a go-play.
Yeah.
He's going to find his ways.
Again, he's 19.
When he's 21, guess what?
he'll have shitty games.
Like, it's not.
I don't think he was bad last night.
No,
wasn't their worst time?
This is part of the problem with when you want a 19 year old to come in and run,
get 100 points.
Well,
okay,
good luck.
Like,
he's not going to do it.
It is the NHL.
He wasn't,
David coming up,
like,
he had a great year in junior hockey last year.
Absolutely.
He's got lots of upside.
Absolutely.
He's got to find his way.
I don't even look at that kid.
I mean, you're watching, but there's no judgment of them on a game-to-game basis.
Yeah, I feel largely the same way.
The Flames are enjoying what they're seeing from some of their prospects in the early stages of this season.
I just want to give us a little clue in to what some guys on their farm are managing so far.
The Flames, their farm team, the Ranglers, has their home opener this weekend.
So go check that out at the Saddleome.
Forget who they're playing.
I think they're meeting.
They started on the road.
They got kind of pumped a couple times by the Colorado Eagles.
This weekend they are at the Saddleome playing host to pulling it up on my screen right here.
Oh, check that.
They're playing, I think, Coachella Valley at some point.
They're actually in Tucson this weekend.
Their home openers coming up against Coachella Valley.
Don't go this weekend.
Don't go this weekend.
Saddleums closed.
They're not going to be there.
The new rink is coming up out of the ground, eh?
They're finally starting to get.
I hope so, because guess what?
You're going to have to play into it at some point.
It's true.
Cole Roshney, the number one pick for the flames this past year.
He got his first NCAA goal.
He got him in the NCAA.
Yeah, I planned for University of North Dakota, the Fighting Hawks, 92 points with
Victoria last year.
He got his first NCAA goal.
He scored it for North Dakota.
It was a nice little one-timer from the right circle.
So he's up to one and one on the year so far.
The flame's got some good prospects coming out of the NCAA,
but they don't really have a whole lot of spots for him in the NFL lineup.
I met his uncle the other day.
Did you?
Good dude.
And his grandpa.
Yeah, they're all from Macklin, Saskatch when his brother Austin played for the Okedoke
Oaktoaks Oilers.
One of them's playing for the Tigers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not his brother.
Anderson, I think.
Cous.
Or maybe a different ration.
Yeah, yeah, his cousin.
yeah, there's a bunch of, like rabbits.
They're not rashneys, they're not rashneys, they're rabbits.
See what else people are saying.
Stephen DeRoy in the chat is saying that hopefully the win last night will inspire,
I think the Sabres really disappointed in the sands they are more than Kachuk.
It's time to see if they are a team.
I like till they played last year.
I think the D is good.
Allmark's got to be good.
Kachuk being out, I don't know.
Noodles always comes on and talks about guys that are,
top six guys. I think
Stootzel's having trouble scoring. He had
a glorious
chance in the third. I didn't think they were going to help him
win, but he had a chance to score and he ripped
it high, I think.
I think if you had that
talent pool, you'd be
very happy. Okay. I'm going to
for that team. Going to see if I can make this work.
That's not the right air horn sound
effect. That's a different air horn. We got a super
chat. Oh, that close enough, though.
That's pretty good job. That was
that was on the fly. Ken, our buddy,
Thank you, Rhett for giving Mike a pass.
I appreciate it, I guess.
Did you give him a pass?
I don't judge people.
Did I get a pass?
I think I'm doing, I think I'm doing all right.
Silk screen machine is.
Yeah, we were worried you were going to make Mike a Barnburner meme.
I got to buy a silk screen machine right now.
Yeah, $2 t-shirts and sell them for $34.99.
He was, he was hammering on this yesterday, too.
People want merch.
They want the merch.
It's way on my head, Ken.
They just want my face on a shirt.
a lot of our heads because we have requested birds.
You know what?
It was kind of strange last night, right?
No.
There was a comment on the show.
Jack,
I don't know if you watched the Afterburner show last night.
It was Yasmin here in the studio.
There was somebody in the car.
We're over here in Mauda loop.
There's an ice cream place nearby.
There's a village.
Not a sponsor, but they could be nearby.
And I went for a scoop in the first intermission.
I went for a double scoop of the guide's mint.
It's good.
It's good stuff.
There was somebody in the comments who said,
Mike, did you get a double scoop in the first intermission?
And I was like, whoa.
Yes, I did.
Who are you?
Yes, I did.
It's, it's, oh, I can follow around.
You can hear it down to a couple people?
Yeah, like, it's, I don't know.
Like, it's, it's, hello.
I mean, I didn't get, you know, it wasn't, I don't think it was a worker.
I didn't get any free scoops.
So, I'm back in, Jack.
What do you, what do you got?
You got it out my password for the,
the, for the bets.
There we go.
So we're going to do it tomorrow, though.
I was, yeah, we'll be.
I forgot to get my bets in, but I couldn't sign in,
and I forget that I can't sign in.
I've got to figure out it.
It takes me a well.
Yeah.
Mr. Public Payne is back at it.
No, don't give public anymore.
Just with some biological knowledge,
all mammals create milk.
And if Gritty has fur, which he does,
the rest follows just based on biology.
That's not the kind of sure we are here,
pain.
not what we're different different different different kind of show public pains also saying
ret's on the phone yeah he's i was figuring out my sign in how do you do it without doing it yeah uh in
any event i think uh what else what else do we got to do jack i mean we're we're uh we've covered
everything i think uh yeah we're we're we're pretty much there i mean it's usually a two out
i have a question for all the people out there let's hear i have to host a uh a team parent party
this weekend on Friday
which I'm really excited about
like really excited Jack
you bring the pizza you need some ideas
of what to do with these people that I don't know
or care to
I hope you're not watching dunk tank
so if anybody has any ideas for a good pair party
and they've been to one
DM me or send it into the chat here
so that I can get some ideas
because apparently that's tomorrow
tomorrow right tomorrow's Friday
Yeah.
Felt like today was Friday.
Monday was a day off.
It should feel like Wednesday,
but it does feel like Friday today,
which would have made even worse,
but it's tomorrow.
I got to get my shit together.
Just don't do it.
Should I lock the door,
shut the lights off?
Just sort of lure them in,
put a couple pizzas in the middle of the room.
I should leave a sign on the front door.
Be right back.
Yeah.
Just go rent a hotel.
There's a gas station up in the northeast
called Sunridge, or sunrise,
sunrise gas.
and it's it's got horrible Google reviews
probably 1.8 stars out of five
based on about 500 reviews
there's a sign that is on the door
at all hours that just says gone to hospital
that's what it says at all time
is gone to hospital you walk in
and the guy's like you can only pay with MasterCard
you can't pay cash you can't pay debit
agreement yeah
are you hosting this at your house
yes
my mom just texted me
Hello, Mom.
My mom just texted me.
She wants you to know that we have a karaoke machine if you want.
We got it in our basement.
See, here's the other detail that I need maybe should have included is I'm going to kick everybody's ass out of my house at midnight.
At midnight.
There is a pumpkin thing happening.
What time are they getting there, 11?
Get your ass out of my house at midnight.
So should I get a T-shirt made, Jags?
It says, get the F out or how should I?
Because this seems like it's going to be a battle because these guys are drunks.
These parents get wound up.
How long have you known these people?
This is the idea is to get to know them.
Yeah.
The idea should be making it as boring as possible for people.
Yeah, I just bring like blood packets and have it, you know,
have your leg just, you know, running down.
A good faking injury.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm falling and I can't get up.
I'm joking.
I can't wait to have people.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
Yeah.
Yeah, Rhett's going to bring all the coconuts and he's and have them in the parking.
lot.
Bring some of the.
Not the Kokanis.
The temple.
The temples.
I was just reading the chat.
It's,
my mom,
my mom just tuned in,
chimed in and said,
don't serve alcohol.
My mom,
but they're going to drink it.
I can't control that.
She's,
she's watching.
Thanks,
mom.
What's your mom's fit?
What could she cook real good?
She should drop it off.
She makes a really good sort of turkey soup.
There we go.
I love soup.
Soup's great.
Hey, we talked about soups a lot on these programs.
I mean, last year, I don't know if you knew this.
There were,
Dean and I did a,
did a post game show after a lost Chicago.
It's the longest post game show ever.
It was three, three and a half hours.
And I was sick as a dog.
Jack was eating soup.
You have to just, you were in control of it.
I know.
The cord is cut.
Uh-huh.
Rhett, we should ask you.
Because I think we know, sort of most folks, top five soups.
I like a baked potato.
of soup.
Like a seafood chowder or a clam chowder type of thing.
The chicken noodle soup has to be in there.
I like a hamburger soup and I like borsed.
Wow.
That was off the dome.
That was right there.
Now, that's just the top thought.
There's plenty more soups that I'm happy to eat.
Ryan gave me, or no, it was, well, Dean, Ryan, they both gave me guff for Ministroni.
They gave me guff.
And after I reconsidered it, I sort of realized I mixed it up with Italian wedding.
I had Italian wedding the other day.
It's delicious.
It's delicious.
The little, the little popular pasta.
Yeah, the Fajoli.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Public Payne played a big role in that three and a half hour show.
Darrell Sutter is in our chat.
He's a real,
a real character.
That's the Hall of Fame.
Yeah, that's right.
He's a good coach.
He wants us to do Oilers Hour.
I don't, is that, is that a thing we do on this show?
Again, we have established.
I don't watch this show.
We're winging it.
We're an hour 24 in.
I don't watch show either, Mike.
Yeah.
I guess I'm on the show.
You're crushing.
The folks want a soup draft.
We could do a soup draft.
You could definitely get the...
I would vote the hell out of a soup draft.
Boomocracy would be on board for that.
We're going to do it.
I'm going to find us a title sponsor and we're going to do a soup draft.
I am making this the resolution because I don't care who wins that.
There's not going to be a lot of flames wins to talk about.
We might as well talk about who wins the frigging soup draft.
Take up time on this show, on our shows, the postgame shows.
There's last night, we had to stretch to get to an hour on that show.
Why do you got to go an hour?
There's all these time things that you're supposed to.
It's like, what the hell?
It was, it was, it was a lot.
Yeah, I feel.
There's a lot.
Well, we'll do.
Jack, is this Oilers?
Super chats?
Yeah, do we have any super chats?
It's been, it's been kind of week today.
People are just letting people go for free.
That's best.
People are just, see, they see Mike here and they're like, I'm a little blonde-haired
roob.
French onion.
French onion.
People like the French onion.
Lobster bisque.
I love lobster bisk.
Lobster bisk, but the problem is the lobster bisk, not everywhere's got the good lobster
bisk, right?
Yeah.
The whales rib in Florida, lobster stuff?
No.
And I guess that's the same as anything you're eating.
Yeah.
Yeah, it depends on where you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, there we go.
Lopsis, nice pull right there.
Yeah, it's a quality.
Hey, I like any cream soup.
Cream of chicken, cream a, cream of gritty.
Yeah.
Okay, we're going to leave with that.
Jack, do we have anything else?
Is this oilers, we've covered everything?
Is this oilers segment a real thing?
No.
No.
Is this people in the chat?
Just people busting my balls, pulling my chain?
Anytime we talk about the Oilers, it's Oilers hour.
Well, I mean, that Andrew Mangupani kid is turning back the clock a little bit, but that's about it.
I don't talk.
Have you heard anything about, say anything you want?
Heard heard anything about Ike Howard recently?
No, not me.
Howard is to make movies?
yeah i think he's got a brother ron yeah yeah yeah i made a paula 13
yeah yeah yeah i think i think ike howard is yeah you think he's the head of
paramount pictures or something i don't know probably makes better pictures than the plays on
the ice i don't know uh yeah i think that's uh i think we're probably just
jack oh well it's friday so let's get yeah it's right yeah it's right it's thursday
it's thursday it's don't tell people don't it's yeah i gotta thank uh our buddies
Ryan Pender and Dean Mulbert for vacating these chairs for letting me on.
It was a lot of fun with you,
Rhett and you, Jack, on this Thursday morning.
Thanks for filling in, because those guys are shysters,
and they've been screwing the system for a long time.
Finally got someone that's got a little bit of commitment.
Hey, I'll take that.
For all of our friends over at Bet 365 and the youth centers of Calgary,
over at McLeod Lawn at Village Honda,
my name is Mike Gouldt, here with Rhett O'Harner,
and with Jack, Jack, you got any last,
thoughts you got anything rattling around that little brain that's uh that you're eager to get out
on this thursday morning i should say tomorrow we're doing a watch party at greta hello for the jays
so pender is going to both games flying home and then posting what a commitment to what that is energy
that so we'll be at greta tomorrow uh what times it's maybe that's what we should do with the parent
party what was that you were talking about commitment yeah take him to greta take him to greta yeah i i
Yeah.
Starts a 408 mountain.
408.
So we'll be at Greta tomorrow watching the Jays.
That'll be a lot of fun.
The Jays playing today against Seattle.
They trying to get back into the series,
tie it up at two games apiece.
Good for them.
The Flames, who cares?
They're one four and no.
When do they play again?
Who cares?
In Vegas on Saturday.
I'm sure they're having a great time down in Vegas.
Yeah,
for all those great sponsors for Jack
and for Rett's over here.
Mike Gould,
thank you for tuning in for Barn Burner.
