Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Do Or Die Ft. Darren Dreger | FN Barn Burner - April 11th, 2025
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Jack, I can't be around these two.
Already.
Let's go for a drink.
Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
You can do it if you want.
Jack, where's your wine shirt?
No jeans today.
It's too nice out.
This guys been rocking shorts all week.
I like, and every time I put them on, they're the, I bought them like in the 90s.
And they're long.
You know, it's interesting.
that big and baggy it's back it's coming back just wait just be patient you outweighed the cycle
you did the 30 year weight where your old fashion is now in again patient slash lazy
indifferent kind of thing yeah hey look like i got a baggy when did you get these dad
94 i think these are lulu lemon shorts that came out like the years lit lulu lemon was
cutting edge yeah brand new uh welcome to the program a presentation about 365
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Yeah.
On this.
Grumpy and mouth on each other in chats either.
Some of that yesterday.
We got into a lot before the show.
We were listening to some 90s.
Metallica.
Yeah.
Off to Never, Never Land.
Have you ever seen, I don't know that guys.
It showed it to my kid.
It popped up in my algorithm, Adelaina.
Remember Jim Brewer, stand up comic.
He was for a very short amount of time on SNL.
Jim Brewer.
He had, what was that movie?
He had one potheads or weed.
Yes.
Right?
Like he had some.
Yes.
Dope smoking.
hippie pot head movie
never did get big
but he was he's got this bit about
he's got a few he has a live
he would do a live band
at his standup comic
that is so he did think about
your stomach being the party
guy yeah yeah he's like so the party's great and then
you know you come in through the front door
and go out the back door half bake thank you
text line
and he has a thing about
ACDC it's like these guys are under
like he's like at that time like these guys are like 50 years old like egg is young he's
he's like they could make what is it uh where you put your right foot in take your left
pokey it's like they could make the hokey pokey awesome yeah you put your right foot in he does
the whole bit it's very good google it giggs i'm not sure i did it justice it's all right because you
know what i'm focused i'm focused on the begotty we gotty what a goddie it is well sure but
I think ACD-Stey kicked off their final well yeah well yeah perhaps final two you know
it might be out of their last night control this yeah this one might be yeah when are they in
Vancouver I got buddies a CTC kicked off the US leg to or Thursday night at US Bank
Stadium in Minneapolis Minnesota they played the exact 21 songs set they brought
European socks stadiums last year so
Black, Thunderstruck, all night long.
Kidding me?
Stiff upper lap.
Oh, let's go.
Some kids are like, one of you?
I just, I kind of brace some of that because I'm like, that could be amazing.
But I've also seen bands way past it.
And you're like, oh, this is sad.
I wish I didn't see this.
I don't know which one it's going to be.
I'm nine grand in on this endeavor.
Yeah.
And it's not really, like at some point, it's not.
You can always drink your way to.
You're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
I'm a pro.
I can do it.
It's Vancouver.
You find some zoomies.
Something's going to pop up that will take me to where I need to be.
It might not be.
Like, Rhett, you're singing the wrong song here.
This is hell's bells.
Oh, no.
Are you buying tickets right now?
April 22nd.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That's right away.
PC place.
cheap seats are not cheap.
Oh, this can't be right.
Is it?
Why is it?
This can't be right.
Okay.
Jack.
Is it right?
Oh, if I know.
Are they doing three shows or something?
We'll figure it out.
But I was saying, this could be something.
I remember the six one on sale.
Don't see.
It's six months ago.
You're way late.
I mean, there's a secondary market.
Yep.
Looked at it.
be able to find them you don't like the prices of bologna you're going to have tough time with this
i love the prices of bologna is a good price you talked about tawn meat market they're going to
hook you right up that's what that's what it should be we're talking about uh price rising prices
of this that you know what bologna's there for you baloney's just sitting over there it's like i'm
waiting for you guys whenever you figure you want to come back around get back with
touch with your roots yeah we're all going to get there soon yeah all right well
tickets actually are as bad as a lot yeah well they're at the because everyone's going stadium yeah you can spend as much as 1500 for a seat and and half the population that might be interested in a concert is not interested in that one we want pit tickets to the pit it's like of the no you're going to want front row seats I'm probably going to want a seat yeah you're looking at a pit I feel like I'm standing you're looking at a pit I feel like I'm standing you're looking at a
around 700 American.
So, you know, $1,000.
I don't need to be that close.
He's wealthy.
Yeah.
Somewhere in the general vicinity.
I'm also seeing the third deck going for 700 Canadian.
Yeah, but they're full of shit right now.
Yeah, you all start quivering in their boots a couple days out.
So.
So what?
We got it.
It's the baguati.
All right.
Hey, right?
Yeah.
Big one tonight.
Biggest game of the year at coming up.
Put the tat right here.
What's interesting is the flames will be in a surly mood after blowing a 3-1 lead against the mighty ducks.
I guess they're just the ducks now.
But I don't think Minnesota is going to be thrilled given they blew a three-goal lead against the sharks and needed overtime to win 8-7.
Well, I guess here's my question.
Do you think they have a grid or do they have any idea that this is a?
The flames are the wild?
the wild do you think they're focused because the flames we as observers fans are the wild very focused i just
wonder they even know i think they probably have a clinching bar where they just every win it gets a little
short and then boom with clinch they might have a clinching bar but what they're not they think that
we haven't shifted our focus to them they think that we're still focused on the blue you remember a major
league every win they'd like strip off a bit of the owners closed and yeah it's like it's like where
there's ducks on the pond and they see hunters going by with rifles like you're like you
got to get out of here. It's like, no, they're hunting geese.
We're fine. They don't want us.
I don't know. They switched their focus.
Those bastards must have shifted their focus.
Yeah. That's what happens.
Their foul focus.
The good news is, we kind of talked about this on the show yesterday.
Carol Caprizov.
Yeah.
He scored only twice since Christmas.
Yeah, that's geez. I thought he did more than that.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's supposed to be a star. It's been tough going.
tough sledding
Eric's a neck much the same thing
I think he has something like four goals in the last
four nations if they were playing
22 games they had the points they were supposed to
the team wouldn't be in the position they're in
it's true it'd probably be further up in the stand
100% I'm with you
yeah the bad news says both guys are healthy
and it all happened in the last game right
and that Kirill hadn't played since Jan 27
Karil Caprisov has 20
now you can do math right
oh yeah I see you grim as thing and you're right to
It's the right move.
He's had a monster year in what it's like points per game where you kind of pro.
So okay.
So if it's yeah,
let's pro rate it.
If it's 25 goals in 38 games.
Wow.
If we pro rate that to an 82 plus 38 to 76.
Cross multiple divide.
Yeah.
Plus 20.
Feels like he'd be near the tops in the league in terms of goals.
He's a 30 goal guy somewhere.
50, 53.9.
53.
54.
He's kind of on.
Leon Pace. Yeah, it is. It's very much, very much that. So he was getting a lot of MVP love
prior to the, his first injury, I think in the fall. Faker. He's electrifying. He's a very, very,
very, very good player. They have, this is the wild. So why are they where they're out this sort of
thing? They have been blitzed with injuries. Only Boldie, Rossi, and Frederick Goodrow have played
in all 79 games. They have three guys who have remained healthy. Caprisov has missed
54, sorry, 41, Ericksonek, 36, Zuccarello 13, Spurgeon, 15.
It's just bang, bang, bang.
All of their key guys, minus these, the other three that I mentioned,
have missed a considerable amount of time.
So it makes you wonder.
They're only missing middle.
I know.
Yeah.
They're going to be feeling good about playoffs.
If they get there.
If they get there is.
Presumptuous, pretty presumptuous wild.
A little bit, but if we're going to prorate 54 goals,
I'm going to prorate them a couple points to get it.
chickens, chickens before hatching feels like to me.
It's impossible.
Whoever that coach of theirs is, probably should have a talk with them and say,
hey, guys, we're not in yet.
Shock.
Yeah.
Is it Lamar?
Philip Gustafson.
Awesome.
30 wins in the nets.
915, save percentage, 2.56.
And what did they get, how did they get him?
Ottawa, the Forsberg deal.
Like, it was just kind of a.
Ottawa did not know what the hell they were doing with goalies,
and they gave away Gustafson.
Yeah.
Cam Talbot maybe.
Some crazy trade like that.
He was a very emotional night the other night when
that San Jose game you were talking about
that Mark Andre Fleury and that
his last home start. They showed his kids in the stands
his little daughters.
It still doesn't feel like a wild guy.
No, I know. He's been there a while now too.
Yeah.
But listen, let's focus.
On one hand, we've shifted.
this on the flames this is the control their own destiny that's
a scah kind of like you would like you are a bucket tipper you would like the wild
to lose but here's what it is the flames you have to win yes you do that's right if you
don't do any winning it's not going to matter what the wild or the blues do you must
be doing some winning wild say fellas we need this would be a big one felons this is a big one this is
a big one this is life this is everything this is everything
Jack, send them some t-shirts with the Bagatti emblem on it so they know.
We're working on T-shirts.
It's probably going to be the shoveler thing, though.
Yeah, we'll have them by round two.
The regular season, bagotty shirts.
Flames versus Wild, November 23rd, shootout win, flames.
Oh, yeah.
We don't want that, though.
5-4 win in St. Paul, Jan 25.
Someone named Clark Bishop scored for the flames that night.
That's exciting for him.
Can you do the Bishop?
I don't know if I can.
I bet I could.
Shoot, hang on.
Stand-bye.
do we have any uh yeah it's a little soft to get the soundboard up a little yeah turn it up jack jack
what are we doing yeah shriday we're trying to go out with a bang here try it i'll try it again
feels quiet don't wait shit eat my shit yeah how's that one is that one loud enough
i got one more go fuck yourself yeah that's right matt boldie
he's been good again say yeah he's a good player he's a very good
player and he's he's mahous
it's huge is he oh yeah
he's like six five yeah he's a house oh boy
leaves them in goals and points
it's yeah showing off
they locked him up early too like they got him in a good number
yeah they did long time yeah yeah 24 so
we can't go to overtime though right no I don't do it so
he's 24 yeah he was on the
four nations Olympic team too right
we are breaking him up pretty good
you should probably stop
US national development team program
Boy, I made a comment about that team the other day.
We got a, I'm not sure I was right.
Good. Well, you know, I have found.
Flap gums first.
That's check later.
We have, uh, we have our insider.
I hope he's dialed into that.
He will be.
He's always dialed in.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey.
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what yeah yeah donating it back out of boy there's a golf tournament coming up this summer i'm
donating it to the cause good for you jesse that's he's way nicer than us we would be keeping
the ice well we wouldn't be at the vent to begin with so we wouldn't be even there
At the same time, ice soccer is kind of big for the overhead compartment on the flight back to Toronto.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of, uh, and it's, I already have a motorized one.
I was going to say, it's battery operated.
You know, the ice is pretty thick out there.
Lake of the prairies, middle of the center.
Two and out three feet, man.
Two and a half three feet.
Yeah, that's right.
But you're not out there doing that yourself.
You got some guys.
Hey, Jay, come out.
I got some whiskey and the holes are drilled.
Let's go.
You're like, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even have a shack yet.
Everybody is a shack.
I don't have a shack.
I don't need a shack.
Everybody else has.
Everyone else is everyone else?
It's like having a boat.
You almost don't want it because then you've got to deal with the issues of it.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, I mean, what can we get in?
There's obviously a ton going on since we've talked.
It's, yeah.
Ottawa is in.
Nate McKinnon's maybe done for the year because they're just going to let him wait.
So he may relinquish the scoring title.
Brock Bester says,
Heartbroken.
Ah, I'm probably done here.
I think it's the way around.
That's your dregs.
So I wonder, we can go to Vancouver.
They were officially eliminated a couple nights ago.
They do win last night.
They're since elimination.
Brock Besser, kind of said, uh, probably done.
And I wonder about their coach.
What's the off season?
It's a little premature, but Vancouver stuff happening.
Yeah.
Oh, no, there's lots happening in Vancouver.
There will be lots happening in Vancouver.
Um, you know, it's going to be interesting to,
see what sort of market there is for Brock Besser as a free agent.
And there will be a market, right?
Secondary, secondary scoring punch.
I mean, as long as the price point is there, then there'll be a market for them.
But I'll tell you, fellas, they couldn't draw flies for Brock Besser at the trade deadline.
I believe the L.A. Kings were the team that expressed at least some interest in giving up a second round pick.
And then turned and gave Philadelphia a third for Kuzmenko.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
So there's that.
So I can appreciate Brock wanting to change a senior.
I mean, he's gone through some tough times in Vancouver.
So what about the coach?
And I'm going to be very interested to see and hear what Rick Tocket says at his end of season media availability.
You know, is he going to want to take some time.
What I know is that Canucks ownership and management are wanting to extend him.
They have the club option.
So let's just look at the possibilities here.
One, Rick Talker goes, you know what, I feel like we obviously have unfinished business here.
And I do trust management.
They are going to find a way to land a second line center, which is a priority.
So I am going to, you know, as long as the money in the term is there and I think it would be,
then I'm open to the idea of staying.
Well, that would be scenario one for the Vancouver Canucks.
Two would be, well, talkie just flat out says, I'm not signing.
I mean, you know, we can go into the club option.
you can bring me back as a lame duck coach, but I'm not, I'm not extending.
So if you want to keep me away from other possibilities this off season, that's well within your rights.
I'm just being upfront and honest, I'm not signing.
I'm not.
And then the third, which is also plausible, is he's just brutally honest.
And he goes, you know what?
I mean, this man told me probably midpoint of the year, talk it, that is, that this season at that point was his toughest year in hockey.
Okay. So maybe he just says, I need to reset here. I'm not going to coach next season. Maybe he lands in a TV chair again for a year and just kind of recharges. And then at that point, I think maybe the Philadelphia stuff becomes more tangible for him. Because does he really want to go from Vancouver, assuming Vancouver cuts him loose right into the fire of the Philadelphia Flyers, who, you know, there's a ton of
work for Danny Breyer and Keith Jones to do before they come anywhere near to being a good team again, right?
So those are this and oh, by the way, they've got a goaltender they got to look after and Thatcher Demko.
Now he's got one year left, right, before he becomes a free agent.
So what do you do there?
And I know that they've had preliminary conversations with the agent of Thatcher Demko, only did us say,
okay, well, you guys start thinking of some of your options.
when July 1st rolls around, we'll present, we'll bring our ideas, and let's see if we can make something happen.
What might that look like?
I don't think the Vancouver Canucks are ready to say we'll give you an eight-year maximum at elite goaltending numbers.
I don't think they're there yet, primarily because of the injury background.
So what if they go to the Demko cap and say, well, you got a year left?
We feel, you know, we're more comfortable at the three-year extension range.
Demko might say, no, I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'll roll the dice here.
I'm not, I'm telling you I'm not going to sign
or I'm not making any decision until the end of next season.
And then that puts the Canucks in a jam.
And we start seriously looking at the trade speculation
that is going to brew around the Vancouver,
Conucks and Thatcher, Demko, as soon as that offseason kicks in.
Okay, so I want to go back to talking real quick.
There's a scenario you haven't laid out.
I think the TV ties into it.
I think like that's a big thing.
He's been on T on T, a really successful broadcast.
He clearly has a great chemistry with Wayne and Biz.
Like he's making two and three quarters.
What if he says I'm worth five and they're like, well, we're not paying a head coach that?
Right.
I might want to return, but here's my number.
Yeah, maybe.
It's not realistic because you starting to see some of these big U.S. markets really pay coaches a ton of money in these huge revenue clubs saying, yeah, we'll give you five, six a year, no sweat.
Whereas in some of these other markets, it's like, we're not really comfy going there.
Like, is that going to start being a thing with coaches?
It could be.
I mean, best case scenario for NHL coaches.
is yeah, that's a thing.
That would be tremendous for all of these guys.
You know, if it's about the money,
then why would he opt for TV in the first place,
even for a year?
Because he's not making,
he'd make a fraction of that doing TV.
You know, a million bucks is pretty good money,
I think, you know, for Rick talking on the TV front,
maybe a bit more than that.
And I guess to your point, though, here is we don't know
what the market truly is.
Assuming Talk at 1.
wants to coach, but he doesn't want to do it in Vancouver for a myriad of reasons,
whatever those personal reasons are.
You know, what's going to happen in Boston, right?
I mean, Joe Sacco probably isn't the answer there, right?
So you wonder about that.
What's going to happen in Pittsburgh?
Mike Sullivan still has some term left on that contract, but there's a guy that could pop
out like he could.
And then all hell breaks loose because the expectation is that Peter Lavillette's going to get
gone by the New York Rangers, right?
So, you know, what do you do beyond that?
Is Bradshaw really the answer for the Philadelphia Flyers or just the interim answer, Phil Flyers,
as he took the role when they fired John Torto.
So there could be some intriguing possibilities where, Ryan, you get into that bigger number stratosphere.
But I'm not convinced that the Vancouver Canucks aren't willing to pay a Rick talking.
Maybe not $5 million, but somewhere in that vicinity, you know, between upper threes, four, maybe, maybe.
Yeah. I was going through last night, just some of the, you know, biggest upticks.
We've, we've heard a lot about the capitals. They've got 10 more wins and how many more points.
Senators, 12 more points at this point. The HABs have jumped up big.
Boston, the Nashville Predators, it's 36. They're down 30, the Bruins are down 36 points from where they were a year ago.
The Rangers and the Predators 33. Predators had 18 more wins at this one year ago.
That's just, I mean, it's crazy.
But for Boston and kind of for Philly, because what you put yourself in talk is,
okay, well, Philly, I played there.
I'm kind of a legend there.
That'd be great.
I feel like they're a long ways away.
Young from being, you know.
Yeah.
I guess what I say in terms of coaching like three years, two years, that field, that's,
that's a long time.
A coach could be hired and fired in there.
Boston, same thing.
The Rangers, maybe where are they going?
These are high profile cities.
These are major markets, but I don't know how appetizing the head coaching spots are.
from making big dough.
Yeah.
Well, Tocke would have learned a lot
through his experiences here in Vancouver.
And so he would, before taking anything, I'm sure.
And again, let's not forget that the Vancouver Canucks
own Rick Tocke for another year,
in whatever way they want to pursue and nail that down.
That's up to them.
You know, if I just, I can't see them just flat out cutting them loose
because he doesn't want to sign.
Maybe it's possible, but why would you?
you do that if you think he's the right coast? Why would you? You're just you're allowing him to
to to make the mega money. And you're you're certainly making a team better because Vancouver
obviously believes in Rick Tockett. So there's so many different ways that this could and and
potentially will play out. But to, you know, if Rick Tockett is a contender for the job the New York
Rangers assuming they fire Lavy, he's going to look at Mika Zaband. And he's going to look at Mika Zabandajad.
go, hmm, he didn't have a very good year. Is he getting better? You know, in the,
he's got a full, no move clause for the next four years. So chances are, you know, he's going to be
a tough move. And then you look at some of the other contracts. Yeah, I think that he was a believer
in how J.T. Miller approached the game, played the game when he was on top of his game. But you know what
I'm saying? It's just he's gone through a hell of a year in Vancouver.
So I think he's going to be super selective what his next job is, whether it's coaching or outside.
I mentioned McKinnon.
I know that he didn't play last night.
They have a couple of games left.
May not play again.
They want to get him right.
He's dog with something.
He's tied for the league leading points of Kutcherov, who will conceivably pass him if he does play.
I wonder where a guy like Nate, he's won a cup.
He's also led the league in points.
We know what's most important.
wonder how bitter a pill even that is to for him to maybe take he would decide it yeah is he
worried at all i mean eyes on the prize right but it's bed there's not not going to nate and saying
no we're not playing you no no no we got a huge series against dallas starting yeah i i think
this is all about just being as ready as he can be for game one and that's it and i don't think the
players worried about the other stuff are we okay with it i'm i'm fine i feel like i'm okay with it right
now because yeah standings are kind of but if i'm a kid yeah from saskatchewan i don't know
know where they're playing but i i that's my that was my christmas present yeah yeah yeah i get
to watch nate play in wherever yeah a lot of teams are doing it right now florida's sitting guys
obviously i am here what's going on edmondson because we bitch about the nbaa and well this is
The difference, though, is that they're doing it out of, like, load management.
We're talking about guys that are hurt and we're trying to get them in a higher percentage of health.
Not all.
Don't be.
Don't be naive.
No, but what I'm saying, the NBA isn't that.
The NBA is guys literally having days off because they're like, ah, if you only played four games over the stending span, that's better.
Yeah.
His point is the same.
It's, it's a player that probably could play.
But isn't.
We agree with that.
Can I interrupt?
I get what you're saying, and they do it all year and they call it load management.
But let's be realistic.
This is load.
If it's game seven, he's playing for sure.
Right.
So to say that it's, oh, it's, they're all deathly ill, I'm not buying it.
And I don't care.
Well, I care because I'm curious.
If I'm a kid from Saskatchewan that got a ticket and I don't get to watch Nate, I'm pissed.
I wonder what Gary thinks, yeah, to that point.
Well, so that that automatically is where my brain goes.
Okay.
Yeah, what does the commissioner's office think of this?
because there has to be that value ad.
You know, you're selling tickets for $250,300 plus dollars in certain markets, right?
Especially if you're in a Canadian market and you've got Nate McKinnon and the Colorado Avalanche coming through.
Guys are paying it. People will pay it.
You know, you're right. Christmas presents, all that.
Who doesn't want to watch Nate McKinney play?
I think, though, that there's been more of an acceptability to what we're seeing now because of how condensed.
the schedule is and i mean you can't even practice anymore because there's no time in the calendar
so when guys get dinged up a little bit you know ret these players aren't playing through stuff that
you guys would have had to you just would have played you probably wouldn't even tell the training
stuff like and and and now and i'm not saying players are soft it's just you know their approach
to how they treat their bodies all of that stuff is way way way different but look earlier
this week great for our and i talked about this but he sent me a list he said so
colorado earlier this week played without gerard natures colton drew annes manson we'll throw
lanneskog into the mix because he's now on a conditioning extent um but the hope is that all
of these guys would be available in playing next week and if you look at the work of chris
mcfarland this year eight trades he's 47 players that's a huge number 47 players 47 players
47 players.
Yeah.
And it's all designed for what we're talking about right now.
The Stanley Cup playoffs looming.
So, yeah, I mean, as much as it sucks for the kid from Saskatchew
and it doesn't get to watch Nate McKinnon.
Yeah.
As long as he's good and healthy for the playoffs, then you'll watch him run there.
That kid just has to say, Nate in the avalanche letter saying, hey, I was hoping to see you.
Yeah.
some free playoff tickets a little jimmy playoff tickets go on sale tuesday he'll be ready then
this is uh it's very media ask even though we here aren't in the media that's what we do do
yeah yeah was last night a statement game by the winnipeg jets going into dallas to play the stars
this is a big all these two teams fighting for top spot the jets go in and win for nothing
25 save shutout for hellabuck yeah kind of feels like
it but that's not always what are the stars doing didn't you bring it up last
stars have been kicking it around a little bit they five on five in me and go to
that he's no and two and two I think in the last four it's gonna be
interesting in the mirror watch mirror Hayeskin and watch is in in full blown you
know I mean we're we're paying close attention the the sense was a few weeks
ago that they were hopeful that he could make an appearance early in the first
round and some are starting to question that some are saying
And he's, he's not that close.
That would be,
a huge wild card for that series.
Huge wild card for that series.
Absolutely.
Five on five.
And now you've got a healthy McKinnon and that in Colorado offense, McCar, maybe,
yeah.
Nautoscove, maybe not.
Like,
that's how you need for that series.
Yeah.
I,
you know what?
It's,
it's not just because they're top team in the national hockey league.
But I,
I felt like there was maybe a little bit too much emphasis put,
primarily by Jet.
management on trying to land the perfect center at the trade deadline and you got to be careful when
you're bringing in bigger pieces as we learn every year you know based on trade deadline acquisitions
because you can upset the apple car you can disrupt what you already have going and now they
they spent a lot of time and as it turned out wasted a lot of time in talking to the islanders and
brock nelson who you know basically had a deal cooked to go to the colorado avalanche but they pivot and they
land Tanna from the land Luke Shen and haven't skipped a beat.
I mean, this team has been lights out good since the trade deadline.
So it obviously always starts with Connor Hallibuck.
But I'm always a little skeptical of the Winnipeg Jets just based on lack of postseason
performance.
But again, I'm reminded of Scotty Arneal, first half of the season, when he said publicly,
we were embarrassed by our playoff performance last year.
So that's the fuel.
That's what motivates us to get back into that playoff run and do way better than we did last year.
And I think they're a good team from top to bottom.
It's not just about goaltending and this guy or that guy.
I think they're pretty much loaded.
What are you dreaming up?
I know we were locked in for Carolina, Jersey.
It looks like we're getting Colorado and Dallas.
Are you hoping for the Battle of Florida, Battle of Ontario double up?
That could be special.
That would be nice.
That would be nice.
And I'll tell you what, like, you know,
We just talked about the injury chain and everything that's gone on around Colorado and whatnot.
Something weird with the Ottawa Senators and Brady Kachuk, their captain.
You know, I think that he was supposed to start skating today.
And I don't think that he did.
You know, I mean, whatever.
You know, there's still a week away from the opening of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
But they need that guy.
He's the head of the snake.
He really truly is as well-rounded as they are now because of the work that Steve Steyos has done, you know,
from the crease out, man, I'm motivated Brady, as we saw it to Four Nations.
He's a tough animal to tame.
And, you know, he just drags into the fight.
Every single shift he does.
So the personality for me, the Ottawa senators, changes if he's not 100% healthy.
But let's assume that he is.
I think that we saw, in a nutshell, two games this year that embody the frustration of a Toronto Maple Leaf.
fan. We did Tuesday's game
on TSN, Toronto playing
the Panthers and Sunrise.
They were brutal.
Like Toronto was just off.
Like, I mean, there were stretches of that
game where the Panthers
dominated that hockey game.
And they don't have a full compliment there.
They still have key guys out of
the line of Matthew Kuchak, among them, right?
And then back to back, Toronto
flips the switch and plays in Tampa
Bay on Wednesday night.
And Nyes
and Matthews and Mitch
Marner just fill their boots.
Fill their boots.
Which team are you going to get?
If it is a Battle of Ontario
and you get that Maple Leafs team
who laid an egg Tuesday night in sunrise,
then there's a place where I believe
the Ottawa Senators can take the Toronto Maple Leafs,
but not the way Toronto played on Wednesday.
So that Battle of Ontario would be a fun one to war.
You're getting it both.
You see it every spring.
That's your point, not without Brady-Cach.
No. I think he's going to be okay, but I can just tell by some of the feedback I'm getting out of the nation's capital. There's some nervousness around Brady.
Calgary Flames have got a couple of young prospects signed and with the team. If they lose tonight, I think they're pretty much eliminated. They need to almost run the table, get a ton of help here.
Yeah. Probability's not good. How are they and how would you approach Zane Perak, the standout OHL defenseman,
joining the roster where and when would you do it tonight against the wild
i mean if you're doing it you might as well do it like why not you know i and i i i'm curious to
see how this kid is going to handle the pace of the national hockey league when when he was
now in fairness i i don't pour over the ontario hockey league but i did watch him fairly closely at
the memorial cup and i felt like yeah there's some flashes in this young man's game that you can see
going to translate and they're going to develop at the national hockey league level.
But there are other parts of his game, more of the physical side that I struggled with from
time to time.
But yet, by all accounts, he had another brilliant year.
So, you know, the flames feel confident that he is NHL ready.
I want to see it.
I want to see it.
I want to see how he developed.
So if he's getting in the game, why not throw him right up against the Minnesota wild?
It could be trialled by fire, you know, given the fact that they've got Caprizo off back.
and Erickson Eck is back and, you know, they filled the net earlier this week,
but I'd get him in there as soon as possible and have a look.
Yeah.
It's, you've got fans who, I don't think they care who the opponent is or get them in,
want to see him.
Yeah.
We're excited.
And then there's the flip side.
There's plenty of arguments on both.
Yeah, he hasn't practiced in.
He's only done game to skates.
He's been playing against kids.
And are you going to take out a physical right shot D on the third pair and put him in?
Yeah, it's tough.
Yeah, it's not going to put the top for.
You let the guys that have got you here.
Yeah.
Write it out.
They're not.
They could have helped on the power play.
I do see both sides, especially now that they're home.
You could shelter them a little more with last year.
Our jersey's just like running off the shelves right now, like just the correct jerseys.
It's just like wildfire.
I, by the way, not to derail.
But that whole damn it off stuff yesterday, you know, with the Montreal Canadiens.
I don't know if you guys.
paid attention to it. But there was a group out of Montreal, Tony Marinauer, I think, is that right, Boomer?
They actually had a live stream from the airport.
Yeah, from the airport in Toronto, you know, awaiting this kid's arrival out of Turkey.
And then, man, he arrives and the entourage is there. And like, I was just in disbelief.
Like, I can appreciate the anticipation and the excitement, you know, no different than Perek.
Calgary Flames want to look into the crystal ball.
They want to see what potentially the future is.
And he could be a big part of it.
But holy Christ, can we just pump the brakes?
Yes.
Like, what are we talking about?
What's your all, man.
It's the next coming.
Donnoff is a 19-year-old kid.
You know, Marty St. Louis is probably sitting there going,
oh, like we're trying to lock down a playoff spot here.
And now I've got this crazy fan base that's, you know,
going to jam this kid down my throat for the remainder of this regular season.
Wow.
I think much like that.
the flames they've got a group of guys pulling on the rope together and now you're going to be putting
a spot where you got to throw them in there lines humming you're going to disrupt them to get a kid in
yeah and and you're right and if you don't put the kid with players who are going to help him like if
you don't surround him with with higher skill set guys well now you're you're setting the kid up to
to take it between the eyes for the rest of this year so it's just it's it's wild how much
at times the fan base especially but in this case the media bought it
into it in Montreal, just over hype.
Like, just over. Let this kid find his way.
And when he scores his first 20 in the NHL, all right.
Here we go, golf club, like, awesome.
He wasn't grabbing his own bag and finding a cab.
It his girlfriend carrying his sticks.
I saw that.
And then there was a couple of members of the front.
Yeah, the front office of the Montreal Canadians that I recognize that were part of the entourage as well.
Have you had any contact with the team to the north, some of the folks up there, how the vibes are?
Up where?
Up from us, I suppose, yes, in Edmonton.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you know what?
They're certainly not going to lean on the fact that they two have gone to a slew of injuries here.
You know, they saw some positives.
Maybe they're still seeing them.
I mean, Nuge is out, but he had a little bit of a pop there when both dry saddle and McDavid were out.
So the encouragement comes in the fact that, you know, they are getting some secondary scoring.
So McDavid comes back into the mix.
You know, he automatically, you know, shows his stuff.
But Connor Brown scores a pair.
You know, one of them was the overtime, was a terrific setup by McDavid out of the penalty box.
But yet Arvinson scoring, you've got Jeff Skinner, who for me is better than I thought he would be in terms of,
his overall game, not just the offense.
So they feel like they're going to get healthy in a hurry,
and then they'll be fine.
But I still have a big question mark when it comes to goal tending.
So I don't think that there's as much nervousness,
but there's a healthy dose of respect that should be applied to what the L.A. kings are
and the areas that they improved in, right?
And how hard it is to beat a team year after year after year
in the opening round of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
And I mean, some of the prognosticators keep saying,
no, LA's going to win that series.
I still want to give the oil the edge if they're healthy.
I want to give them the edge because of the game seven experience.
But I'm not convinced that L.A. team, if they get Darcy Kemper playing the way he's played,
you know, wouldn't be a huge upset to knock off the Stanley Cup finalists, I don't think.
And if home ice matters, the King's got their 30th home ice win last night.
Best home ice team.
It's bizarre.
It's bizarre.
It's they can't even, we had Jim Hiller on the podcast a week or so ago.
He can't even explain it anymore.
He's like, I don't know.
I mean, our vibe is pretty good.
Our fans are excellent.
Yeah.
But I mean, the X's and O's and why it happens and why they've had this incredible run,
the head coach can't even explain it.
But there's something to it.
The players feel it.
You know, they respond.
So it's going to be a heck of a series.
I think that one's going to be one of the best.
I mean, the West in general, though, right, guys?
like you look over to the east like are we all sitting there going can't wait for jersey and
carolina to get like no i mean it could be a heck of a series but they're not going to beat the snot
out of each other like you expect dallas and in colorado you know winnipeg whomever
i'll say this if you get tampa florida that is a special rivalry i don't think canadians
realize how nasty they had like brawls in orlando in the preseason yeah yeah yeah and
florida is just wired that way right like the florida panthers
And I think Julian Breezeball recognized that.
And they've added some pieces in Tampa Bay that can play that type of style.
But it's not running guys through the boards.
You know, that game that we watched the other night, again, on Tuesday night against the Leaves,
they're just hard.
They're just hard to play against.
And it's not just finishing on the forecheck and doing all of those staple things.
It's they're relentless in the offensive zone.
You know, they blast the puck from the point.
There's always a net front presence there, all of that.
They just, Maurice has got that team finally tuned.
And maybe that's just the, I don't know, the elixir that is winning the Stanley Cup
and knowing what it takes to do it.
That just keeps motivating this group.
I'm sure at TSN you have a large contingent of folks in, in behind, you know, behind the cameras,
behind the scenes that do a lot of work.
Technical and production staff, much the same here.
Yeah, I know a lot of people in.
Yeah, you have Jack.
doing yeoman's work uh to try and really wrap our heads around what the flames have on their hands
they're trying to chase down the wild we are technical department and our staff our graphics department
put together uh stats guy yeah okay okay so we'll let you walk us through just tell us what you see there
yeah so that's pretty clear right what we've yeah wild limbs like like seriously like
I've had, you know, when you used to go to the rank and there'd be like, somebody would be selling squares for the Great Cup?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for 10 bucks, you get three squares. That's what I'm seeing here.
Yeah, you let's, yeah.
Hargo's blue bombers. Who do you got?
Actually, sorry, this would be Alouettes riders. Look at the colors.
Yeah, and actually somebody did text in. They're like, this is kind of CFL.
Yeah.
This has got a little CFLy feel to it.
Appreciate you, Dreggs.
Next Friday is good Friday.
Can we do Thursday?
Sure.
Your jam Thursdays.
I don't know.
Let's play it by year.
No, I should be okay.
I need advice on my beef ribs too.
Buddy.
How are you doing them in the smoker?
Are you doing them?
I haven't.
That's what I'm going to need.
Yeah.
I've got a three, two, one recipe that's off the charts.
All right.
Can't beat it.
Three hours.
Same temperature, but uncovered, right?
Just a dryer.
and then two hours with sauce covered, right?
And then the final hour, more sauce,
and you crack the heat a little bit,
and then it's just fall off the bone.
Pork or beef, doesn't matter what we're up.
3-2-1.
Nice.
Mouth sweat.
Appreciate you, Dreggs.
Have a good weekend, pal.
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I just did one.
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just sewed it up yeah Washington top seed in the east
congrats to Spencer carberry and ovey in that credit's an incredible year
uh Carolina has lost four in a row but they clinch the number two seed
home ice versus new jersey stank open scored again he's been good since he got there
jarvis hits 31 goals wow rats good yeah yeah uh yeah I don't know what to think
about the devils I feel like that Washington doesn't have a mark by their name
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scored his 30th last night
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And just the Kings, uh, I believe the hurricanes also have 30 home ice wins,
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30 home ice wins. Kemper, Dregor referenced it.
Two or fewer allowed in 15 straight. I got the tweet later. It's good.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah. So they're scoring and winning and the goalie's been good.
I really hope this isn't just some regular season thing in the oiler steam roll.
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were very good but i think it was five games last year just didn't feel like the kings the kings
yeah and they started home here like set the tone kings oilers all they have to do is split like
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but for the kings like the oilers can catch the kings yeah sure they'd have to get on a
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Well, we have the Pinda report coming up.
It is a baguadi of sorts, I guess, today.
But it's also championship day in the candy bracket.
That's right.
Oh, gosh.
A master's a baguadi.
I know.
We talked about it a lot this week.
I think a lot of people's eyebrows were maybe raised
that the Sour Patch kids.
would find a way it's a sour candy how could sour one of the top two candies in the candy game
the cola bottles made it to the semis before being upended by skittles i'll say this
they're uh when we were doing the initial legwork there's somebody there were actually two there
were two people but there was someone that i said give me your top 16 70 your favorite
candies list them and kind of put them in your uh order of preference
the shoveler did not have skittles anywhere on her top 16 17 so get those out of there and there was also that there was a stranger that showed up in the room that one day to do some interviews with us that we knew nothing about just somebody walked in the room and started asking us media questions um she also had no skittles anywhere on her you don't say yeah now for you jack just before before
because we're going to see the results.
I believe the results are maybe American Skittles are all right.
Results are in.
We're crowning a champion right now.
I guess just set up with the final skittles versus the sour patch kids were you I mean were
you surprised at all I wasn't surprised it was close and then one of them kind of pulled
away and then within the last hour it got really close again.
Wow.
Come on.
Yeah.
I was surprised to see Sour Patch kids get to the final.
Um, maybe it's seeded.
I thought the peaches, it just feels like.
I was on team peaches until we sat here last Friday and literally sampled back and forth.
Once I tried the kids, I was,
kids, I was like, I forgot how good they are.
And the sour thing is totally overblown.
It's a really nice candy.
Maybe that's on us.
You know what?
It's probably on us.
Yep.
Just a bunch of acre and old fox sitting up here.
Telling you how great the Swedish berries are.
Well, why don't you put it when you didn't have an option here?
yapper and when they only had six candies you know do your homework to you
know it out and I wasn't surprised on the other side I know they got bounced
early starbursts sorry why see losers there's your peaches cool it's
Swedish berries there's a lot of losers in this bag that's all there is and
there's the flag I was looking for yesterday remember yeah I told you threw it
over there oh I didn't I went and found a t-shirt
The flag I wanted.
So.
Oh, there's one left.
It's been the talk of the city.
It's been the talk of the fan base.
I mean, Zane Perak's getting a little bit of attention.
Probably what, the Fussey Peach isn't that bad.
There's no real losers.
Final four, they all deserve to be there.
No upsets left.
Without knowing.
Fussy Peach is pretty good, actually.
Mm-hmm.
So without knowing, we're going to see the results as a group together.
We don't know what's happening.
the voting process as it happened,
we wanted it to be when you vote and you click on it,
you don't know where it's at.
So where you keep it a mystery.
You're voting blind.
Before we see the results.
Ryan, your prediction.
The kids are Skittles.
I've been calling Skittles the whole tournament.
When you got to the final four,
I've completely switched.
I think this is the kids to lose.
I give you credit.
You've done a lot.
You've done a lot of intel.
You've done your homework.
Wow.
And I'm behind the eight ball.
Because I'm not a candy guy.
You're not.
So I really had to dig into this.
You had to step up.
I think Johnny's looking down on us.
Skittles.
I do wonder if there is something there.
It's an emotional play, but it's real.
Yeah.
Which is not to say they're not a heavyweight because they are.
No.
It just might be a tie break of sorts.
Yeah.
I think it might be Skittles in a tight one.
And you were saying it got close near the end?
Very close.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
You got music.
I got a drum roll.
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rick out wow reko by five hanging chads there's got to be that's crazy what the sour patch kids
i'd never thunk it dean what a story succeed what a story well a story well i don't
I'd never thunk it.
I'm kind of speechless.
Because I have to admit, as good as they,
and I think we all agreed, as good as they are,
if today I'm road tripping somewhere,
I'll grab a drink, I just grab some.
You're not.
I'm not, I'm, it's going to change your tune, though now.
Yeah.
You're going to do a road trip soon.
I was next week, maybe.
And you're going to have to hit the gas station.
Yeah, yeah.
Take a tinkle.
And on the way out, you're going to go,
should wash my hands and I'm going to grab some sour patch
oh shit I forgot to watch me yeah did I wipe after I pooped I don't remember I was on
I've seen I've seen evidence at my house where it's not necessary that's right it's option
saving water boys good work I've been I've been doing TP like and water they're not flushing
or I've been playing candy crush so long I can't remember if I did poo and if I did I'd have no
idea if I wiped anyway congratulations
Congratulations to Sour Patch Kids Nation.
I got to run down the street and go get us some.
Are you really?
Just to celebrate.
Man.
This thing keeps cracking.
Go ahead, Dean.
Sorry.
Well, congratulations.
It's kind of like when you're in high school.
And then you get dumped by the hot rod?
Well, it's just the hot chick.
Or you thought you had the hot boy.
You thought you had the hot chick and she's like.
It's like, what do you see?
That guy's an asshole.
Those guys are a bunch of jerks, sour.
Living out in a bunch of hillbillies out in the sour patch out there.
That place for the blades.
What do you mean you like him?
Yeah.
He's got those tattoos on his belly.
Can't say no.
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Well, don't be running wild in the city too much because you got to pop over to Rett's house.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm the Crystal Waters guy.
Crystal Waters plumbing and heating.
Yeah.
I was reaching out this morning.
What do you got going on over there?
I got kids that live in my house and they're dumb.
They do things.
I was going to say, I mean, maybe I'll go with the bidet.
I don't know if the same thing happens in your house.
But we have, as it stands right now, five humans living in our home.
It's a lot.
Two dogs, too.
They're getting larger, the humans.
Contributing more?
No.
Oh.
Just more, there's the oldest, the oldest now has clothes and his work clothes.
Oh, yeah.
So there's more of that.
And it's just a lot of laundry.
It's just a steady, steady thing.
And the thing about, so you put them in the washer, you may not know this.
I don't have a clue which you talk.
In the washer, once they're done the washer, maybe some go to hang.
Right.
Others will go in the dryer.
Oh, my asshole roommate, when I lived on Madison, I'd,
have clothes and he'd throw it in the dryer to shrink it so it fit him oh jeez i didn't learn that
till a few years back i always knew that guy was a dick what uh so anyway from the washer to the
dryer and then more go into the washer not another law so you're just it's going and i found at
our house what the easiest thing to do is then when the stuff in the dryer is done you got to put
can you take the stuff out of the washer put it in the dryer but there's stuff in the dryer well
take it out god forbid you fold and put it away whoa whoa whoa yeah so here's the cycle we're in
washer dryer ground floor dryer floor dryer top of the dryer with where like ball gloves and cleats and stuff
go space yeah where they can find so essentially once they
come out of the dryer they almost need to just go back into the wash to be soiled it's it smells like
bounce but there's dog hair and there's shit and gravel all the fuck is going on in here god there
what are we doing i can't believe you let jack moving that there's just mounds of dirty clothes which are
clean all over the house five he say in all seriousness at what point is is the uh at what point are you
going to ask the eldest okay you've got a job and you got work clothes and you got your own clothes
and you got another person you like to hang out with a lot like like is there is and i'm i'm asking
because i'm genuinely curious because i think uh coming up for you sure he's got someone in his house
that could probably move the fuck out oh wow you know what he's oh you know what he's got his house
you know he's got this house fuck yourself too many too many too many too many too many trey
Too many. Too many.
Get one of those AI washing, drying.
I don't know that that's a thing.
No, it is.
I know.
And he could do everything.
You can get the ones you can do the,
they can do dry cleaning and they can do washing and drying.
Is this like your shitty flying car you showed us?
Oh, they go.
No, I know that actually I haven't with AI,
I have a maid that,
that I've created,
but it's not about there's no laundry being done.
It's just she's kind of prancing around the house.
looking hot it's very realistic oh i like that yeah tell me more oh a i just perverted old man
just a brand new lease on life is i going to change sports i'm thinking about that i'm like now
can't but then they're talking that a i's getting in this augmented reality it's going to be
so realistic and good you could be playing in the nchel pinder sure VR baby let's go put on the goggles
and get in there all vr times eight thousand
So you'll be strapped into some unit head you know the whole thing.
Unbelievable perobes you want to go let's go yeah come Bob yeah that'll be down my list
maybe golden goal with with Iggy maybe something like that would be fun fighting probert
not necessarily right there that's fair yeah maybe he doesn't like make believe Ryan's not
in context to like my answer I'd be like look they got chips in every jersey
right now. They'll probably put chickens in the puck soon.
There's just going to be an ocean of data
that humans, it's going to be like, there's too much here.
We don't want to do. Like, AI, certain so.
Yeah, it's not about data.
It's about just the experience.
I'm talking about the experience.
I'm trying to think if you're Connie, how you could get an edge somewhere.
Well, you got to build a bat.
There'll be a new stick.
Get some guys on new sticks, right?
Get that torpedo stick.
That's right. Jack.
That's what we should do.
Torpedo stick.
Huh.
He's not a concert promoter.
or a block party host today.
He's a stick manufacturer.
Actually, that's a good nickname, the torpedo stick.
The old torpedo bat.
The old torpedo stick.
I feel like with Starbursts, regardless.
Give me one.
I've never had one.
What?
You never had one?
It's quite possible.
It's a bold statement, but it's also a very,
I don't ever think I've ever unfolded one of these.
You said red.
It's nice because they're individually wrapped, Rhett.
Yeah.
You said red's good?
Or is it a pain in the ass that they're individually wrapped?
I'm not sure which.
Yeah, I guess.
Like you can put them in your pocket.
Yeah, that's good.
You do that with,
well,
my hands go in my pocket.
You do that with,
uh,
Oh,
nibs.
Strong flavor.
It's like taffy.
Waxy,
but it's good.
There's a lot of flavor though.
Mm-hmm.
It's like compared to these,
way more flavor.
The Swedish bears are disappointing there.
Yeah,
I couldn't stop eating them.
I don't know how that works.
Too soft.
It's sugar.
It was very soft.
Soft mental.
The dopamine react you're doing the brain.
Let's go.
It's Friday.
Jack, you want one?
Let's get high on dopamine, Jack.
No, I'm good.
What else is that?
Jack.
Well, there's a bunch of nibs, Swedish berries or starburst.
There's origin beer behind me.
You got a beer and beer?
Working out today, your beer?
Working out.
What's all that about?
Are you working out?
Oh, yeah.
Jack always works out.
Are you doing the thing?
What do you mean?
Always?
I've never heard him.
say he's worked out twice a week jack three days a week that's not always a couple times a week
we're doing beers right now so i'm not doing all by myself that's the bad influence i go
with the gym a couple times beer's let's do the pender report i'm a blonde with you jack
right are we going to the game tonight no okay well ryan's going just not with you yes sir i got
friends yeah i had plans with you jack but i
upgraded he's going to have to go and give parrick a hug after the game and get some pictures
right he's not he's not rafters if you want him still get a picture time for the pinner report
presentation of village honda the hybrid touring CRV built for our city tell yeah how are the conditions
they're perfect well that's good yeah do you need to do you need to have some room in the back for
stuff you got kids no kids whatever
you don't want to have the you don't want to big hard to park tough on fuel look at the
shotgun at pender step it up don't be a fake gonna now econ mode eco assist real time all
wheel drive tops in his class built for calgary touring addition with the sensing safety
technology and if you're a honda owner you go in there to say hey maybe is there a little
Honda loyalty deal going maybe, you know.
Go full J. Morant, just like start shooting the guns.
Sound like that.
Yeah.
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Game day, boys.
Let's go get it.
You know, he's ready tonight for the baguadi.
Oh, you better be.
Joel Fairby.
Nice.
He's definitely been a.
We're in the jersey since he got traded.
I'm keeping my stock.
I'm too.
I'm not getting down on him.
I was a fan before.
I was excited to hear his name involved in the trade.
It's been a rough go.
I'm not,
I'm sticking with him.
And I'll stick with Frost as well.
It's not the start that they wanted,
but they're 24 and 25,
and there are tools there that absolutely play in this league.
Pike made a really good point the other night on Afterburner with you.
Who is,
is Farby played with?
And with what regular?
Offer.
Don't get me.
I know.
Well,
and the other thing is, too, you go from.
He's just bouncing around everywhere.
He's kind of just this, this filler.
Maybe if you fucking did something.
I don't disagree.
But.
And who's he going to play with?
Sorry.
Swear words.
Kids.
But sometimes people are.
This line, that line, right side, left side over here, over there.
Oh, you go from Philly where you're playing for a guy like Tarts.
And then you got to come here and play for a guy like Huska.
It's an adjustment.
There's a lot of adjustments, I'm sure.
You know what happens to good players?
Who are the who's the wild is good player?
Capriza of boldy.
Did he have to bounce around and?
No, he's a superstar.
Oh.
Yeah.
So if you're really good and do what you're supposed to do, you don't have to.
He's not that good.
That's the difference.
The Philadelphia Flyers weren't going to give you a Caprizo.
He should shut his yap and he should quit whining and just go get something accomplished.
How's that?
All right.
Keep your stock.
Pike made a good point.
He's had to play all over.
Yeah, because he's no good with anyone.
one. So look in the mirror first.
He's been playing with a lot of the,
oh, God.
R.
Igor and he have been. This candy
isn't bringing out the dopamine like we thought it would.
It's bringing out the, I want to hit this dope,
but not the dopamine.
Someone's got R.
I'm going to hit you.
I want a head button.
Ah, well,
let's look at it.
Why is there be a focal point for us today?
He's a guy on the team.
We're in a jersey and it's not Zane Perak.
Sorry, back.
fact you know what i send you the tweet we should probably mention it jacko uh steinberg at morning
skate reporting per rec miramanov and hunt your extras frost is back in they go 12 and 6 no changes
steinbert said so i really was so he's not playing this one's for pat this one's for pat not in
tonight which i get it's kind of what we'd expect from huska i certainly would be excited to see the
player on the flip side of the coin but i don't just see that if you don't
look to the left and you just looked at the points it's that's where if you look at the wind total
that's something's way off fire why is a team that with that much fewer wins even and oh you lost in
overtime 14 times that's a lot of times that's a lot of times that's a lot of times and i'd like to be
mad at them but then i look at who they put on the ice three and three and i'm like yeah they don't
have a dry saddle they don't have a caprice that's the thing if even if you were joel fairby
let's say you got you got you got a burr under your saddle you're pissed right off who am i playing with you
storm into the coach's all he's like listen to me huska yeah i've been playing with a bunch of slugs here
i want to give me some guys to play with he then pivots in his chair without saying a word and points at the
whiteboard when which there's the depth chart of the roster and he says who the fuck would you like to
play with take your pick joel here's the eraser and here's the pen and you get up there right with
your name show us what you want champ joel looks for you know long that damn quiet stare says
touche and then leaves the office.
He's French.
You got a soundboard full of things he says when he looks at that white part.
I'll say that.
Yeah, I don't know.
We need Patrick Roy when he was Spanish, Russian.
Yeah, the phone, he had a tough time with that phone.
Trade me right fucking no.
Already happened, Joel.
All good.
Schedule.
What do we got coming up?
Well, there's only a week left here.
Crazy every other day.
And four left.
Minnesota.
San Jose.
Sunday at six nice we go what you're jack just said
do you already said no what's wrong it's it's a
why really for gross six all the master masters will be gone celebrini
yeah why would you want to watch the closing hole the greatest major in golf when you could
i hope it's good rory had a tough taste
Vegas on tuesday and the kings on thursday on thursday on thursday
We'll be getting dinged up at the BMO Center in Cowboys Casino, baby.
Somebody please remember.
Yeah.
And I'll try to remember as well.
But Clark Wilm is going to be at the Vegas game.
Really?
You know what we need.
We do.
We need Clark Will.
We need a Wilm, you suck sign.
Yeah, that'd be great.
At the dome.
It was a long time ago.
And we on the radio show had said, I think it was similar.
Yeah.
Is that what it was?
because you said Wilm was going to be at the game or Wilm was in town.
When I lived and was playing in Buffalo, my idiot brother and his deadbeat friends came down to visit and the flames were playing and Clark Wilms was on the flames team.
My brother knows when blah blah blah.
So these clouds, they show up at the rink early with everyone had a big individual posters and it was every everyone had one letter on it.
Wilm you suck and it was straight across from where he stepped on the ice yeah and then a
decade or two later I brought it up on the radio show and someone was kind enough to show up at
the dome I think it was a playoff it wasn't this it wasn't a bunch of letters but at least it did
say will and I think it made the broadcasts someone has a screener willm sucks yeah thank you can you
find out what section he's in we got to make sure that sign goes all the he'll see it so if you have
see somewhere maybe lower bowl on the glass and if maybe you can only get down there during warm
up at least get down to the glass with your wilm sucks get it on the tv somehow tuesday night
let's go that's right and you know what if if we get photos of it we'll put it on the show in the show
i might even have a might even send you a willm jersey devote a whole segment to it get you a
barnburner blonde four pack on me that's fine uh we showed you schedule grid you we shown you the
grids it's just a lot of blue it's a lot of rough riders and alouettes and alouette de jurs not ideal west
standings outside the wildcar chase some things are happening kind of looks like winnipeg's put things
to bed here after they're four nothing decisive victory some may stay a statement win yeah and if
they get pumped in the first round we'll forget about that statement another statement yeah uh
because you know they did a four statement losses in a row last year against the abs i was going to say
they had a statement winning game one too right yep and then got absolutely smacked after that
they didn't touch spock much i feel like i'm playing pretty good yeah you're playing great connor
you let in eight why is connor looking like that eyeballs with the size of dinner plates you know what's your
problem is guys you're always criticizing these players and they're just out there doing their best
yep that's what i remember you saying about mackenzie weger a week ago today yep people
want me to stop eating okay i'm sorry oh come on settle down people it's friday they're very delicious
they are addicting
Yeah.
Redraft?
Do you think the eating is slowing them down from adding commentary?
Or are you just sick of the sound?
I do have a question.
The sound of my fat jaw.
Would you take the results of this?
You don't have to stop eating.
Just put,
there is a visual component.
I think that people,
it's gotten.
Are you going to use this bracket as the seating for the next tournament?
A couple of years down the road.
I think,
you know,
just maybe one through four,
your final four.
Maybe, yeah, yeah.
We'll be bringing back the bracket.
Right.
it will be something different next year we're good we've done potato chips we've done chocolate
we've done candies god those i know you've lobbied for pie
how about no i was going to buy a pie yesterday but the line was too long sour cherry
that spicy dill chip was a life changer just i made dill pickle dip yesterday you didn't bring
the studio i didn't i forgot i'm sorry god damn it let's go to the east king's four points up
God, damn it.
Spoilers not yet clinched.
Can we catch them?
Yeah, they'd have to lose out.
You'd have to win out.
That's how it goes.
I would be fine with that.
If you could get to 95, you could get to 96.
No issues with mine.
That's.
Toronto three up on Tampa with four to play for top spot in the Atlantic.
Metro has totally settled.
Washington 1, Carolina, 2, New Jersey 3.
And we could see a shuffle in the Ottawa, Montreal.
Montreal's eight up on the team behind them.
I think they're fine.
Maybe six up in the game.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And not close at all there.
But maybe Montreal gets up to the wildcard one.
If they stay hot, Cichuk, we heard from Dregor, might not be right.
What would you want to see more?
Toronto Ottawa or Toronto Montreal?
Like you're talking about picking between underwear models here.
I want Ottawa because I want Brady Cichuck to just mushing Matthew's face in the glass
and making, they have some of that Florida, Boston, grit.
F you. F you and I
Bats. What's
what's Superman's
Krypton for the Leafs?
Yeah. Lois Lane.
So for
for Brady
because again he's not playing right now. He's seven
seven years, five hundred and eleven
NHL games first taste of the
postseason. I think he's going to
be a stud. Yeah.
I don't have any doubt in my mind.
Like he saw it built for it.
Truly you saw it at the four nations.
when there's a little bit of
yeah he's going to be a friggin animal
if he's healthy i always use a
should have pulled his head out of his like he's iggy guys
yeah he's got a lot of a lot of iggy type and
iggy's first two games ever were playoff games in the spring of 96
he's a 19 year old or whatever and you get swept by the
freaking black cause didn't even matter
Trent yani coughed it up in triple overtime loser
sorry trent i was upset at the time but
Jerome doesn't get back to the playoffs
you've let it go for another till i came to town eight years till i came to tell ret came to town told
everyone to get their act together who cares got turak hurt and why are you cleaning keep going right
there was no doubt when jerome finally got to the playoffs he'd be a monster that year oh and that's
how i feel about brady i'm with you all the way every day all the way we're together
in you buddy kumbaya let's look at the wild they got some lines they got some players this is a very
good roster they've just been missing a lot of key pieces like i look at this and i love their depth
and balance you love the wild i'm about the wild capris of incredible year i love the wilds
north star's jersey yes these are horrendous this is terrible the christmas tree colors go out
get out of here uh ex felino and boldie the second line that's pretty nice pick them up
and then you've got trennan hartman and brazzo that's a lot of meat there that's gonna piss you
off that is an under your skin is a big heavy line there was a guy back in my his name was julian brazo
so i often confuse the two freaking julians in jail again so let's look at the blue line
what do you laugh at that jack come by the kitty hotel uh brodine and favor top pair
chish holm is in the middle stad hole i believe playing with jared spurgeon who's an incredible career
and john merrill zach bogosian your third you say you say
Middleton or middle stat?
Middleton.
Okay.
I hope I said
Middleton.
Sorry, I meant.
But yes, Jacob Middleton.
Yeah.
The great mustache looks like the cup.
He's a shock.
Brought him over.
Yeah.
Real good mustache.
Great mustache.
Red level hair follicles on the upper lip.
Very, very high quality.
In that, Gustavson and Flurry.
And yeah, the injury is just Middleton.
So they're actually as healthy as they've been.
There it is.
He's heading into the playoffs if they can get there.
We got it.
Definitely not the time of the season you want to be facing.
Yeah, two days ago, they didn't have Ack and Caprisov.
One game later, they had seven points.
Five goals.
Six goals, sorry.
Worry about yourself, fellas.
Worry about the other team.
Focused on what's in the mirror and what's in this room.
Let's go.
I'm looking at the man.
Maybe I should go down and give them a, a, uh, uh,
motivational, like I did for the blade.
Yeah, that were great.
Which team?
The wild.
Either.
Stay hot red.
Go talk to that coach, whoever he is and say, hey, I'd like to say a few words to your, to your shoot.
They catch up.
Give me a few minutes of the boys.
You mentioned the Kings and Darcy Kemper is incredible play.
Camper.
Hardly even.
Holy, only there's some low numbers.
One goal against two goal against zero two one to one two one to one two zero one two.
One two zero one two.
That's a good run for goal.
That makes one hell of a year for a coach.
Who you're one hell of a coach.
You get that from your coach.
So smart.
Who's the coach there?
Who's the coach?
I don't know what's is.
Yeah, that same guy.
Jim Hiller.
Yeah.
That's a really long line of, um, impressive starts.
That looks like how many pushups a day I do.
I thought it was by mistake.
Zero's like, oh, there was a couple days here.
I didn't get any one.
Ooh, that's enough.
I did two today.
F really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many F bombs were at, let's set a show?
Oh, it's higher than that.
Yeah, probably.
We do need to bring back the swear jar.
Yeah, the swear jar is for sale if you'd like to contact the Wolverine.
Yeah.
However you do that.
I think he's in Phoenix drinking.
Always back in back.
Always busy.
Very busy.
Last night, look at the scores.
We mentioned some of this stuff.
The big ones.
The Rangers, now that things don't matter, looked real good.
The Sabers finally figured it out.
They were up in that game.
Big win for the Canucks.
Canucks have been awesome since being eliminated.
that's some peak pain that's a tortured franchise so the king's going just ask kick the ducks yeah that's how you do it right
because they got over that three yeah that they were tough third goal that's play extra time the night before
flames really took a lot out of them there was barely any meat in the bone for the kings to take advantage of there
that's your story and you're sticking to it tonight's games what do we got lighter slate than the thursday
which i think was the biggest day left of the season maybe saturday's slightly
good one hab senators we talked about jocke in wildcard one versus two see if there's a
demadal do you think they want to play each other right now because it's probably highly
emotional and i just i'm like good vibes all over here no one wants to see each other like
that's the that's the bizarre oh us the other team over there it's like the spider man meme
pointing at each other we're supposed to be down different roads we're not supposed to be meeting
yet sorry dean eastern final they get to meet dean right good thing i got to
all those pushups protecting my pectoral's uh so and then the bagotti of the other big
yeah what well i just because who would you if if you're those two teams okay we're gonna be
wild car who do you want to play because you're either going to get Toronto most likely Toronto yeah
or Washington so i think both of you would be picking Toronto because i think you're like that's
the team that sure they got all the skill but like let's get between their ears they'll find a way
The shitty team doesn't get to pick.
Who does Washington want to play?
My point being is if you want to get Toronto,
you've got to win that first wild card.
You want to win these games.
You're not throwing games.
See, he's not playing the pretend game again.
It doesn't, it doesn't, it just doesn't register.
I miss.
If you, if you're Toronto or Washington or the senators of the haves,
who do you want to play in the first round?
Let me look at the season schedule.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Yeah, but then you followed it up saying you have to.
Okay.
Who wants to play Toronto?
Both these teams.
Both of them?
Yeah.
I think you picked Toronto over Washington.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Do you know?
Highly charged.
The Washington one is going to be a very curious watch.
Everything has gone their way.
Yeah.
And we have seen the president's trophy guys be like, oh, banana peel, like Boston two years ago against Florida.
I'll tell you, Montreal should be, we talked about St. Louis.
Montreal should be very scary right now.
should be very scary or scared you could just get a split on the road if you're
sure you're watching Montreal say if you're watching Montreal is a very scary squad to
play because they're playing with house money it's just the the rink has been alive for
two months they got the two fattest guys in the league who the goalie and that
defenseman which coley wants to go get can be matumbos fat
got 30 wins for a fat guy I'm joking I'm joking Jack's laughing
Yeah, I thought it was funny.
Yeah.
Or he thinks you're drunk.
Okay.
That's the schedule tonight.
Tough start for the hitman last night, fellas.
Why?
Game one against the hurricane.
Settle down to Lathbridge.
Daniel Hauser comes out to play a puck early on.
Not the right move.
Was it full Mike Smith?
The first round?
You did.
Maybe he should have missed.
They're shaking the rust off.
They'll be fine.
They're back at it tomorrow night.
At the dome.
Go to Hitman hockey to get your tickets.
Calgary.
That was not a playoff crowd last night.
Let's get it going here.
Saturday night at the
Dome, game two against the hurricanes. Come on.
Were you at the game?
No, it's busy.
I'm going Saturday.
Good. Thanks, right.
Appreciate that.
Now that we know they need our help.
We'll get some tickets.
We'll get some tickets.
Frozen four.
Now the Frozen two.
We have a final.
So can I interrupt you for a sec?
I hate to drag this stuff because it's Friday and we all have things to do.
No, no.
So we haven't mentioned this tournament for years.
We've hardly mentioned the WHL playoffs.
and then you come up with complete idiotic BS yesterday for most of it.
These are all things that could, you know, in the future,
just as a consideration for the Pinder report.
You want them in or out?
I'm confused.
For sure.
We've talked about the Frozen 4 every single weekend of the tournament.
We've put up the WHL playoff pitcher twice a week.
Yeah.
Do you want me to add the AJHL and the BCHL?
It's better than what about Junior B?
No.
Do you want a major midget update provincially?
Well, actually.
because it's got to be getting close.
We talked about U-Sports when MRU went to the national championship.
We showed you highlights from a six overtime period game.
You're not listening to the criticism.
You're just defending yourself.
I'm defending myself.
Bullshit stats.
Just take it as constructive.
So you want more or less of what I've given you?
More.
Okay.
No, less of what you've given us more of this.
Our Seney Sergeev is done with Penn State.
And he's sieved out.
Much lower-ranked team.
It's been a great player, and he probably gets signed by the flames the next week.
You see the goal?
The other side, Denver University will not win another title this year.
Zeve Boyum, the Minnesota defender is at a monster year.
Overtime, Western Michigan.
There's your Cinderella.
Where's he drafted?
Minnesota, like 12 after Perret.
Maybe he's coming up.
Flames had him on the board there.
Could have had them if you wanted.
A lot of good D, yakim chuck in that class.
He was gone.
He was gone by then.
No, no, I'm just saying like this whole draft class.
A lot of good D in the top.
Sam Deccathan.
Deccathan.
They also got that big saliv out of Russia that.
Galute.
Huge galo.
He's a huge goal.
Lev Shunov went two.
They probably were going to look back and say, why didn't we take Demadov there,
the Hawks?
But maybe not.
Is this Demadov?
Really?
He's very good.
They're very excited about him.
He was, by a lot of draft people's go second after celebrating.
But there's the Russian factory.
He had a contract with SKA.
Okay.
We'll take the D.
playing in Michigan State I don't want to five you shouldn't slip to five
same with me scha the year before yes god darn it okay we'll keep moving
uh this is some uh mens league hogg I think this is Friday Ernie star let's take a look
what's going on here this is jack you're out of ernie star
it's a Charlotte Bridgeport American League sorry guys
Charlotte oh
I need you to do.
Everyone just be quiet.
We'll go from the top.
There's an amazing, amazing piece of audio in here.
Let's just listen right from the top, Jack.
All right from the top.
All right.
Don't it back in the other way.
This one is deflected and setter and got.
Down was the referee.
He went hard into the corner wall.
Didn't force it.
That was a real, oh, shit.
All right.
We're going to get the Warner's whiteboard here.
We're going to get the replay.
I'm not convinced he didn't mean to.
To me, I'm talking.
of the referees trying to get involved.
And then, oh, whoa, no, no.
There's a push there.
Right?
Did he's trying to make it look like he wasn't.
But you didn't see the couple shifts before this.
Why is the ref got his arm up?
Not anymore.
You got a battle through the checks.
Get in on the four check fellas.
We talk about it all the time.
Riffs aren't prepared to get hit anymore.
Yeah, they're not ever expected.
So they're not expecting it.
They leave themselves wide open and vulnerable.
open and vulnerable. That is his hard. Keep your head up, ref. Come on. Wow. Some decent little bit of airtime
there. Yes. Yeah. Oh, dear. See, that's the stuff. T's or piece. We're hoping. We're not,
hey, we hope you're okay. Well, I can call. We got to keep up with Comey stuff too because he's a huge
golf guy, right? So I'm out of the road. So Comey telling us, uh, hello friends,
NHL's master's leaderboard update. Wow. On the rare occasion, Mason, big bird low rise slips up.
He comes back with a vengeance.
He just carted a dash four on 16,
but darned a nervous boge for Tuzi tap and par.
Big Bird Lurai's got a four-stroke lead and minus 43.
Hashtag the green jacket.
All right.
Not easy.
Coming out in the back nine of the green.
Nice.
Stepping up.
Dean.
Excuse me.
Gazzoon height.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's exciting.
I'm glad.
Com he keeps us impressed.
I hate Combe because he talks to us from Phoenix
and then I have to go on the Phoenix Realtor website and look at
Yeah, you have a heavy case of the regrets every time we talk to him.
I do see that too.
Some baseball highlights for you.
We got some good and some bad.
We'll start with the good.
Mani Machado for the dads, the San Diego Padres.
That's weird.
I was thinking about going there last.
This is just ridiculous.
Falling into foul territory.
That guy's not running it out.
on the money he's got to run that out that guy is not running it out this is
side arm that's not a slow dribbler just get it close pass the mouth look at this ass
that at his face nice commitment well this is a nice point or manny being manny
yeah i like that holy shit that's oh big fella that's jack when his buddy comes
wrecked in the bar with two hot girls.
Oh, whoa, look at that.
That's my boy.
I love you.
Yeah.
Big game, Alcorn State against Old Miss.
Let's check it out.
Acorn.
Alcorn.
I don't lose it at there at that point.
Hitch out.
There's the shot in the runner.
Did he, he made it.
He slid in successfully.
And now he's going to try to take third because nobody's covering third.
No.
And shot in him.
That's one of first.
as well.
Oh, and now nobody's covering home.
Can he do it?
You bet he can.
He's slid into all three bases, second, third, and home.
And when are you going to see that one, Keith Kessinger?
Never.
You'll never see it again, folks.
So this starts with a pick off at first, and you teach a runner with the left.
You just go first move and you don't stop.
Then he gets in the second.
And somehow Elkhorn State ends up with nobody at third.
No, he realizes it.
And the catcher tries to beat him to third.
So the catcher, I got him.
No.
Oh, geez.
Come on, guys.
You could go home and...
Why are you diving?
My kids team does this.
I'm like, okay, well, they're just learning.
But this is Alcorn State we're talking about.
The illustrious.
Yeah.
These are better than that.
The Alcorn State, you know the team name.
Honeybees.
Hippies.
Honey hippies.
Honey dribblers.
We got the master's music.
We love the master's music.
You could just play it for a moment.
And then let's thank you.
That is the original.
that you'll hear on CBS with the tones of Jim Mance walking us through.
Tradition unlike any other, but what if we remixed it?
Hello, my friends.
Welcome to the final round of this tradition unlike any other.
Steve Snoop Dogg, D.I.
D.I.
Okay.
Happy Masters Week team.
He's got a mix more in there.
Speaking of Masters pool, we have over 500 entries into the pool, big shoutouts.
Five.
to our sponsors at totem golf as well as seek today.
Chubs and Smoky sitting in 15th place.
The proff sitting in 17th place, Jack.
The traveling booms in fifth.
This is a morning update.
Things will be changing throughout the day.
Booms rebuking 16th and Sour Soothesers Forever at 27.
Just a few names.
among the top 30.
Feels wide open.
And Monday, we'll get you up to speed
with the winner and the prising.
Top three are going to get prizes now.
Hope you didn't choose Rory.
Rory got his Sunday meltdown done early this year.
I heard that it was because someone was playing slow.
I heard it was because the amateur Pist and Race Creek.
Did you see that?
No.
I don't like that there.
For real?
Yeah.
Kick him off the...
Yeah.
They're throwing Warner in handcuffs for taking a piss.
Are you serious?
Yep.
what kind of jackass loser didn't know where the washers are apparently he's nervous it's the
masters thinks he's gonna go rip a leak no no no no no no send you the no can do i i'm shocked
that they didn't ban him for life i wouldn't be surprised me doesn't get an invite again you
will never set foot on here again wow you got to be some next level asshole uh jose louise ballister
he's one of the amateurs.
I don't.
And I hope you enjoy your time
at a guest to National.
Probably going to be your last.
Maybe he has a bladder issue.
Just trying to be fair, guys.
You just wear outal diapers.
Ryan, back to you.
Thanks, dude.
Okay.
And are you guys familiar with the,
there's a Minecraft movie kids?
It's supposed to be good.
Some chicken little thing.
Yeah, see, this is the thing.
This is viral part of it.
You heard about this?
I've not.
Boys are idiots.
One of my kids.
Boys love Minecraft.
So watch what happens when Jack Black makes his appearance
on screen this live and cool it's
it's the latest rallying cry for millions of movie
chicken drachie those two little words sending teenage fans of a
minecraft movie into a french
um resulting in screaming popcorn throwing a soda flying
it did it yes
one case the police have gotten involved what's recording some of the offenders out of the
offenders out of theaters.
So what is a chicken jockey?
The official definition, a child zombie who rides a chicken.
This morning, that craze around chicken jockeys causing one movie theater in New Jersey
to take matters into its own hands, instituting a new policy.
Minors will now have to have a parent or responsible adult with them.
Oh, oh, God forbid we have to clean up.
Chicken jockey.
Jack, that was a lot of pop.
That was the red.
I'm going to Cowboys.
Can I check my bag?
What you got to do is you're going to have to stop the free refills.
What are we doing here?
Jeez.
Now, is that what the kids out in the OHL?
They got in shit and had to miss.
Remember that?
Did you hear that?
One of the teams of the OHL going into the playoffs,
the boys went to watch a game, a movie, and something went down.
Popcorn.
And the league suspended the whole team.
But you all,
that each player had to miss one period each.
So you could dress your team,
but that line and that set of decap played this period.
And then in that.
And I wonder if it was chicken jockey.
Chicken jockey is going to be a problem.
Chicken jockey.
Chicken jockey!
He's a child.
They're going to your starwurst.
You know,
back in my day,
we were just going,
grab a box of beer and drive gravel roads.
and throw empties as road signs,
knock over mailboxes.
Sorry.
I'm excited.
Very excited there.
Obviously.
You guys know how toothpaste made?
Well, you can't put it back in the...
Yeah, I know.
I don't either, but here's the AI.
Rets got a lot of trust in AI.
I asked AI how toothpaste gets made.
This would have showed me.
Placed onto the conveyor belt for initial processing.
Turtles are then submerged into a purple solution
to remove all color.
With color removed, suction tubes are...
fitted to the head to begin extraction.
Negative pressure
draws the toothpaste compound from dermal layers.
Remember that
that thing that kind of awkward
interaction you had with Red about
12 minutes ago?
That's how you make to Jack.
Is that your toothpaste?
Are you fucking kidding me?
A couple of others for you.
Jack.
So do you have a big ring
of keys?
Because sometimes you get like I got the work key.
I got, you know, this is my sister's house.
I'm sitting here looking at these reeds I got to do yet.
Here's the keys.
So what you do is you paint different colors, you know,
which one's the front door, which there's the back door.
That's, you have two kids.
Twins.
Finally, let's head to Australia.
All those four.
They tried to talk about North American sports.
Can I?
Some footy game in America, the Rams and the San Francisco 69ers.
Whoa.
Some rubbish game.
Fortin-nighters.
That sounds much more interesting.
Yes.
A lot of people might pay to see them.
That's what we were doing.
The 49ers.
That's much harder to explain to your wife.
There's your Pind Report on a cheery Friday where everyone's in a great mood.
No, you can't spit it that way.
That's not about whether somebody's in a good mood or not.
Just walk me through it.
What through what?
turtles to what what like what jack was live we gave it we don't do you do that all the time as well
as soon as there's criticism oh jack thought it was great you did think it was great what is it
what's pin report what was that clip oh we're just showing you how a toothpaste made no that's not
like what that's my hey i said so where's the comedy because i i'm just wondering what it is
you've not some more time on this than the clip that's what we do okay yeah
So it's not time issue then.
I,
because I've clearly missed it.
Like it's gone over my head.
I get the,
the pink and brown keys for the front door back door.
That I get.
Yeah,
there's something.
I don't know that I understand the popcorn thing,
but that's not really your,
like,
but that's a,
that's a,
that's a global trend.
Hey,
you guys know how toothpaste is made.
And then they've got turtles and then the turtles turn white and then
there's stuff.
And you guys are laughing.
I,
like I'm old.
I get it.
But explain the.
joke to me. You can't explain the joke. That's one of the first things you told me when
that's true. You have said that's one of your rules. Never explain the joke, Pender. You loser.
That's what you said to me. Anyone?
Look at Jack. I got no answer. Yours guilty. I know you've got, but you giggle about it.
White turtle, what on your hands to toothpaste those hands. Can't explain it. Oh, let's really get
into it. Should we? Should we watch it again? Yes. No, I'm leaving. I'm hungry.
It's 1201 on a Friday.
And how did we get here?
Me taking too much time with the reeds.
That happened to report, Village Honda.
You're welcome.
Northwest Auto Mall, village honda.com.
Go and get your bleached white turtles today with every hybrid touring CRV.
I just want, I'm not, I'm, there is no explanation.
They pick things.
Is there it?
But is they, what's the kicker?
What's they pick things that they think will annoy you. That's all that. Oh, no, it's not that. It's just it was 100% quite often all about that. It's not that it had to have been here's there's a clip and this will annoy boom. I've been holding that for all week for Friday. So there isn't anything funny about it. We knew it would drive you nuts and we've no. No, you didn't. Tell me what's I just what's the funny. No, you're missing. It's not funny on either sense because it's you're, but the whole point is to try to annoy you. You. But the whole point is to try to annoy you.
you it's not about it being funny at all they're not trying to be funny they're trying to get a
rise of you i'm past the rise i know i i feel like honestly i'm missing the joke on it
well there's no joke we can get back some crocodiles and people can we show the video jack play
it again just play it play it again because both of you guys saw this is like well this let's put it on the
show because it's there's there's a funny element to it i just i'm okay i'm probably i mustn't have been
listening to the words.
I don't think it'll help.
Pills are placed onto the conveyor belt for initial processing.
Turtles are then submerged into a purple solution to remove all color.
With color removed, suction tubes are fitted to the head to begin extraction.
Negative pressure draws the toothpaste compound from dermal layers through the suction tubes.
Extracted paste is deposited into holding bowls as turtles remain connected for full drainage.
The compound is portioned and dispensed into individual toothpaste tubes.
Tubes are sealed, boxed, and prepared for distribution.
There you go.
See, you shouldn't react and then it will end.
One more time, Jack.
No.
One more time.
Let's-
We gotta go, come back.
This is silly.
Okay, I'm putting my foot down.
You two can't do this anymore or he's going to keep us here all day.
It's like a bad teacher.
More of this BS.
Just talk to me, Jack.
Why is it always me?
Well, because Pinder does with Pender, oh, well, you do it?
Just what, what, like, what, what, what, what's he going to say that's you're going to move on here?
Like, he's going to explain something.
You're like, oh, a light bulb moment.
I'm waiting for just one.
You're literally asking someone to explain the joke, which you crush me for always.
But that's what you're asking for.
Yeah, I can move on.
In this case, I'm just wondering what the joke was.
There was a lot of joke.
It means don't give away what the actual joke was.
I just, I don't think that there was trying to figure out what the clip was about.
I'm trying to figure why spending three minutes on it's helping not hurting.
If you explain it.
It's painful for three minutes.
There's no explanation.
We thought it was idiotic, so we played it.
Literally,
I come and say,
how much dumb shit do we have?
We could probably just want it to two more things.
This is some dumb shit.
We spent four minutes trying to just wrap your head around that this is dumb shit.
We've been doing dumb shit in the Pender Report for three years.
Three years every single day, dumb shit.
I'll just tell.
That's what it is.
This is dumb shit.
We can get Pike to do a graph for it if you want.
How dumb it is.
What day of the week is?
are dumped show is idiotic we do dumb shit so jack just i mean but what do you want to hear just that
just the just explain it the the clip there's no there's no there's no there's no explain it's a i
it's how toothpaste is made oh it's from turtles from turtles apparently you guys are
are you're trust it right no i dean hates a i so how mad pender is
is how mad he is i'm just ready to move on i know how much work you got to do here so you know
so it's not real those weren't real turtles i might have a better one
turtles or toothpaste no woman's attempt to save friend from monkey backfires in hilarious
travel moment begotty we going jack you guys aren't going i was always down to go you're on the fence
still on the fence boom you want to go let me think tonight we got me yeah was seven o'clock eight
eight probably hard to get tickets or you guys get up there and pretend right up at the top yeah no
if we're go we're going to go it dinged up and be idiots we're not going to go sit and press row there
could we do that which one like if we said we're coming down we're media we can get in
shut you want to sit in the press box i'm not sitting in i'm not sitting in i'm curious
if it would work um if you gave them a heads up they would make it work
well i don't need to i can just go right this guy i used to you have taken some runs
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I legitimately thought I was missing the joke.
No, there was no joke.
It was just stupid.
Like I wasn't trying to be, I wasn't true.
But then you got mad and I'm like, well, now I'm just going to drag it out.
Yeah.
I mean, it's kind of how the show goes.
I'm not taking offense.
That's how we all roll.
How do we roll?
Well, you draw things out and make it painful when we could just move on.
Yeah, it's me.
You're right.
And Jack and I like doing dumb shit that gets under your skin.
And then it's the beauty of the show.
Yeah.
I don't need to do the show.
I don't need to because I get in the road with not having fun or having a sense of humor.
No, we like it.
This is the magic of the show.
Is it?
Yeah.
Doesn't feel like it.
No.
Because friction is the important ingredient is it.
Sadly.
Yeah.
This is why it's funny, Dean.
Is it?
Yes.
It's literally the comments.
Like, no, no.
This is why the show's great.
Yeah.
Sometimes they can't stand each other.
Yeah.
Did I do service credit union?
I don't know.
Just it.
A million bucks.
Yeah.
Rett wasn't listed.
I was looking for tickets to the game.
What do you got?
You going?
No.
No.
It'll let you come in the side door anymore.
You know what?
I got Indus.
I forgot about.
Indus.
Tonight.
It's a good spot.
Tonight?
Oh.
What Friday?
8 o'clock.
See you out there.
I walked around the ball diamond last night.
It was awesome.
It would be buzzing tonight at that.
Getting your steps in?
Get my steps.
whoop
does the whoop
uh
whoop
oh it's yellow it's dying
charge that bad you're dying or the
phone or the watch
probably
oh yellow
I only got 10 minutes left boys
goes fast
look at that recovery
97% Ryan
good sleep
that's high
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why
you start digging
looking for stuff.
You got that kind of time in your hands?
Nope. I don't. I don't die. Energy.
Down back when the dinosaurs
were there, pooping all over these things. That's the one you want?
The opposite. I could just go to market
mall where there's so much parking.
Great parking. Just walk
in. You can double park.
Depending on which way you walk in,
which entrance you use, it's either on your right
or on your left. Makes sense.
Brett's going to just double check
that. So you walk in
what if I go right both times
I'll get there eventually
yeah if you do the loop
I found a hole in your
that's that's scientific thinking right there
Dean so we think of you think of science
it'll still be on your right or your left
just keep your eyes on be on a swivel right
it's natural over there
get got 12 out of 14 on his math
is so brilliant
Vena Nova.com, it's lab grown diamonds.
And the thing about lab grown, you have big savings.
50, 60, maybe 80% off of what you would pay for a mind diamond.
I would feel like if you're still doing that, you're out of your mind.
Yeah.
Nice to me did there.
Hey?
Yeah.
Now that's funny.
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Come for the parking.
Stay for the lab grown diamonds.
yes sir people get married
it's spring spring is it's a dangerous time
everyone's very excited it's warm
or it's love it's love in the air well it's all the above
it's longer days all of a sudden now I've
who needs pants I can just wear this skirt
and oh my goodness everyone's excited
it's good if you can still light out why would we go to bed
wear a skirt wear a skirt absolutely wear a skirt
skirts are in and Jackie you can wear a skirt
and baggy shorts
Yeah. If you got some from the 80s classics hanging around. Oh, no. What?
The comments are comments.
There were a lot of bad details in that turtle video, which made it obvious. It was fake.
Thanks, milk. See, maybe that's what we do. I think we should play it again. No, I'm
we can end the show on it. I'm not watching that again. I made a mess. Outdoor dental.
You were throwing shit when someone's a chick, chick jockey joggers.
Oh, that's what you do, Dean.
Dr. J. Patel.
I hope he's staffed better than this choice.
He wants, you know what?
He does, though.
He believes in toothpaste, wherever it comes from.
That's right.
Who's to say?
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outdoor dot dental enter i can't wait to beke him about his picks at the draft is he coming
that's great amazing they're now saying chicken jockey in the chat hoping we'll throw the candy
again i just found four Swedish berries and five starbursts i can see why this i can see why the theaters
are outraged my kid went and didn't mention it so i wonder that would have been last week with the
craze have caught on here by then all handsy with whoever he was there well i don't know touch football
it's a chance you mentioned the playoff draft that's coming up less than a week away now
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Okay. That's fine.
Jack, you're going to Friday after.
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How close are we to not be able to be able to eat?
You know what it is? You know what the point is? It might be moot.
A moot point? It might be moot.
I hate moots.
Because, yeah, very close.
to a sellout. Raising money for kids support Calgary. That's what's important.
Great night for the kids. Have a few laughs. Bring your soundboard. Bring your soundboard.
Give us an example of any wear jerseys. You know, the people like to do that, right? They get into
the spirit of it. Skirts. Get dressed up. Yeah, skirts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever you. Wigs, whatever you're doing.
What might be if I'm being presumptuous. I'm assuming I can take the old soundboard and I might
loaded up with some other stuff but like if somebody takes uh how are you going to get them
sound Connor hellabuck j e t e jet that'd be funny right yeah well and there's going to be a lot
of jets you know eelers yeah yeah yeah be a bunch yeah bionk morrissey
lowrary somebody to you know draft mike camelary oh boy you got that on there oh yeah
wow i like the classics
Thank you to Fountain Tire, McLeod Law and Cowboys Casino and Kids Sport Calgary and everybody who's in and everybody who will be there.
It's going to be great night.
We'll have an evening.
Imagine if the game matters.
It's kind of one of the time.
Focus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Gotty.
You shifted your focus now remain focused.
Keep your focus.
I'm not good at that part, Dean.
Yeah, I know.
I can shift focus.
Yeah, without even knowing.
Like it split.
Yeah, without even knowing.
It's a gift.
all righty we've got said we have any super chats i believe we do yes we do believe we do
have a super chatter too for the good folks over at the us centers of calgary putting money to
good work place where kids are welcomed and accepted as they are do what uh five bean why so much
lethbridge hate lots of fans of the show here in lethbridge also we destroyed your hitman last night
i'm saying is just settle down left bridge love
you lethbridge just settled out love lethbridge we were here off sims earlier this week we were talking about
going you did a live show and left it was an absolute banger one of the best things we did it was
something ride fudita hated it i'm not sure i know he wore the same clothes to the night before
and then the show the next day i believe he slept which i pretty appreciate it yeah porch
there's no lethbridge hate i can't go back to left there's no lethbridge love either i was there
for a year at yeah what happened
at the university your last chance
college i don't know if we want to hear this story
live sad music is jesus does i need to
i need the sound music i don't agree with no there's
no trauma this wasn't a good year
we're gonna need more details in that jam
windy you're not gonna help yourself
you're not gonna help yourself you're single no
you're hurt
yeah
Bill?
You got to rectify this.
You go down there and kick the shit out of the left.
Go dominate that scene.
Let's go ahead.
Men go with Jack.
Take care of business.
I hate to end the show like this because the vibes have been so positive here.
Such a great show.
Can't go out on a load.
I don't want to go out like this.
You really can't.
You know, somebody is super chat.
It's really feeling it to save us.
Quick, help us here.
We're going to do bets.
Yeah.
There's that.
What else?
That's the,
that's our super chat.
That was,
Marvin says it was a crime against turtles.
Well,
we don't know what you're talking about.
There's some speculation in the chat that it was,
it was not real.
Is that what that one?
Let's,
there were some details missing.
We'll have to ask AI.
I don't know if you're supposed to bleach turtles.
It's that purple sauce.
They didn't seem to be in a great deal of discomfort.
No,
they're fine.
You know what?
That's the secret.
That's why they live so.
long they don't get upset about things chill maybe right i've seen but what about the snapping turtles
they seem like they're a little more ornery yeah they got some shit's of the turt through karens of the
turtle community yeah they're not invited to the family reunions even no hapers bastards
is uncle snappy coming oh uncle snappy gets into the rye wist the rye gingers and the next thing you know
brown booze he goes straight sideways he's doing it again he's going after that soft meaty part
under your arm right by your arm pit god geez daddy why he thinks it's so funny you got a
cori peri he does that i'm i'm telling him to fuck off fuck you uncle snappy i'm telling him this year
just having my hot dog oh having a nice it's everywhere and never says sorry ha ha ha ha ha not funny
mustard on my shirt.
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You've scored two games in a row.
Let's make it three.
Shoot,
shoot shoot
shoot something about that boldie always shows up against the flames
we're gonna get a shooter on each side if one of the two
scores were in great shape never mind both have a fun night
fellows may the best team win but gotta be gotta be gotty
yep big one tonight jack's excited
at least we'll have the week if we can uh before we have to comment
if they don't show up play the way they're supposed well big win then sharks
win shocks sharks sunday night
here Dean this will cheer you know we'd be all nervous for that Vegas game he says hi he's
asking about a restaurant Florida Rob Raido said he's really fat right now so yeah I
heard your fat as a house that's what you said to him yeah uh just my kid from
school I have a request for dinner oh isn't that lovely don't you love it when
they confuse your home for a restaurant that's so funny well I get this I don't
random menus that's crazy what do you think he's calling for you're putting an order in that's great
nice it's nice when the kids what do you think the order is like mac and cheese or pizza burgers
what would he be wanting and it's not that so but he's grown up in your like steak for sure at your
steak steak yeah he's going to want steak king crab legs king crab legs just let give you the heads up old man
You should have been a Persian prince.
Pick up.
I'm feeling like some king crab legs.
Like, oh, would you?
Like, hey, listen, it's a tough world out there.
We're all making cutbacks.
We're all making sacrifices.
Your kids, no different.
Yeah.
Might have to settle for a T-Bow.
Wanted lobster.
Going with the king crab.
He actually said, or lobster.
Oh, golly, golly, golly, golly.
Thanks, Billy Bob.
It's nice.
That's nice.
Well,
we've got to clean up this mess and hit the road.
Chicken jock.
Yeah.
Chicken jockey.
Dregs was good today.
Dregs is always good.
Hoggers, chicken jockeys and baguetties.
Congrats to Sour Patch kids.
A huge win.
Huge win.
Kids run the eyeball at the end.
Yeah, big one.
Chabler will be jacked about that.
Yeah, she would.
Yeah.
She'd like that.
Yeah, for sure.
Have a great weekend, Jack.
Good luck, Jack.
With whatever.
All that's going on in your.
All the stuff you don't have to talk about.
on the show good luck with all that all that stuff we're not supposed to bring up yeah we got to go
to the game yeah okay try and go to the game with them sure all right come on you never go to
game like you've done a gazillion worse things and going to the game with jack take them under your
wing show him a good time i put some feelers out see if i can't get some tickets here let's go
baseball 10 tomorrow it's tons of time we're good tall 10 wheel in at 7 a m let's roll
just kidding he's gonna take you to the game tonight jack let's go buddy no he's not you
Why not?
Let me know.
It's going to be a big letdown.
It's eight o'clock star.
That's perfect.
I'll be really disappointed, but.
Oh.
What if no faith?
Ye of little faith.
What's the bet's three six five?
What's it showing for plus two hundred.
See you.
Bodies.
