Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - FlamesNation Barn Burner: Markstrom Shuts Out the Wild

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Live from the Tower Chrysler Studios in Marda Loop! FlamesNation Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener Wednesday March 8th, 2023 - Flames Wild Recap - Markstrom first SO of the year- Wi...ld No Goal in OT - Pinder Report Village Honda - Betway Bets of the Day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:15 All right. We're all here. We should do a show. It would seem like the right thing to do. We do a podcast is what we're doing today in both video and audio form. I was told. Podcasts of the future. Whatever. Yeah, whatever your preference is, you can watch it. You can listen to it. We just ask you do one of the two. Just one of the two. And like and five stars. Subscribe and like and subscribe. and like and follow and support and like and subscribe there's the retster at the kitchen table i am
Starting point is 00:00:52 in my my home studio ryan pinder alone at the tower chrisler studios because he's gross probably best this way yeah i feel like tomorrow but i'm a pile of muck today so what's give us the status update right flemy i have a sore throat i'm Sweating a lot. Waking up every 90 minutes, chugging water and then going back to sleep. Well, you look good. You don't look pale or disgusting.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Just look awesome. Kind of dope you're taken. Not good enough. On some sort of day. You must be doing something because you're awake and moving. Yeah, I'm better than I was an hour. It's kicking in. Some pseudoephedrine, something sort of.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Cedaminophine of a, So you went home after the show yesterday and then what did you do? Slot. Drank. Drank. Yeah. Whiskey. I added like six extra covers.
Starting point is 00:01:55 So it was like this thick of covers. Well, listen, you know what? Have you tried the hot toddy? Have you tried the hot toddy? I want to. It might help throat. Of course it's going to help. It's a hot toddy.
Starting point is 00:02:11 It's forever that's helped people since. Yeah. Yeah, 1,200s. That's right, since the 1200s for sure. Wow. You know, and we kind of, we gave you a hard time about it, but coincidence, I don't know, curling, ever since you went to your dumb curling on Monday, you felt like a bag of dicks. It's true.
Starting point is 00:02:33 It was right when I got off from curling. I'm like, something's not right. But I feel like it could be too quick for it actually to be curling. You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. No, cars stairs. Yeah. Carstairs. Kids hockey, locker rooms, friggin hotel beds.
Starting point is 00:02:49 There probably is no worst place in the world, actually, for fungus and virus and the passing of disease than a car hockey room. Generally speaking, it's not. It's a past place to be for a weekend. Zero ventilation. They're spitting and they're farting and it's gross and they're sweat. and they're sweat and they spray each other with water bottles and then they share water bottles and there's snots everywhere and they're giving them giving them one of these right across and then
Starting point is 00:03:22 high five and everybody that's just hot laps in the water slide just gross yeah let me have a give me some of that sucker there let me try that oh well that's good can I have some of your gatorade I would hate to see the filter of that pool like the shit that comes out of there Oh, you had two acutines. It was gross. You wonder why your eyes are burning out of your head. The chlorine levels. I told you the one time we were in Bam for Canmore,
Starting point is 00:03:56 and they loaded that pool up with so much chlorine. Parents were trying to sit around the pool. You couldn't even sit in there. It's like, holy Christ, your eyes were just burning. And they eventually shut the pool down because kids' skin was falling off. It was brutal. So I get well soon. I guess is kind of what we're saying. We care tomorrow. I can feel it. I need to go home and sleep after the show again and then bed early and we'll be good.
Starting point is 00:04:19 It's good. Did you get a nebulizer? What the fuck is a nebulizer? I keep hearing this. You got to get a net. You put it on your nebulizer store. It was closed at midnight. So I couldn't get one. Like what was? What's a nebula? It's a little mask. You want me to get it? I'll show it to you. Yep. Go get it. He's got one. Is this the, uh, what was what was the, like the naturalizer? You know, in the mall?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Was that like old people's shoes? Naturalizer. I feel like there was every, every mall had one. It was like some weird footwear. Yeah, but it felt like it was for old people. All right. So this is a nebulizer. Oh dear.
Starting point is 00:05:05 You're huffing something there. So for those that aren't watching, it's, it. It's a piece that goes over your nose and mouth like when you're getting oxygen or somebody. It's like an oxygen mask. Strap. Yeah. You strap behind the head. And then it looks like you've got a puffer attached to the front of the mask.
Starting point is 00:05:27 So you press the button and you breathe in. What's the tough in there? What is that? You can't really see the steam. But there's steam coming out. Not you put on the top here. Look. You spray some hydrogen pero.
Starting point is 00:05:40 in there. Breathe that baby in for 10 or 15. Healthy. Hydrogen. Oh. Hydrogen peroxide? I don't know. Should you be halving? Hydrogen peroxide. No, don't do kerosene. Oh, there it is. Yeah. You can see the. Yeah. Missed. It's all those bad germs you get there. They see you coming. Hey, Warner. Whenever it's these, uh, this is highly scientific. Oh, please. highly it is yeah it is uh you know speaking of technology i don't know about you guys
Starting point is 00:06:18 i'm a big fan of video replay i'm a big fan oh there he is that's laramie tons there too there you go laramie warner right there yeah that's what i was thinking as soon as you brought that out how are you getting high that'd be that'd be the gas mask a little does you know i had one of those masks a gas mask with the bong attached to it or just the gas mask didn't have the bong attacked i attached i had the real for the first covid outbreak in two thousand years you did three didn't you have oxygen tanks and all kinds of shit x ottawa 67 Alex bright great oh brian campbell and i were living together we were quarantined with SARS and i don't know how but some way we ordered those gas masks masks from the world war two and that's how we went to the rink the first day we were
Starting point is 00:07:13 allowed out of quarantine oh my god boy scared the shit because it was hilarious comical yeah hilarious i thought that was so you could have female visitors you had to wear those while you were under quarantine yeah that no well that's just a different type of game that we played sometimes so i was saying um food stop by yeah they do yeah yeah They were willing to risk it and it was worth it. Do you want to show us the rest of that outfit that goes with the mask and the zipper, the zipper mouth thing? Go get that one.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Hold that one out of the closet. How about video replay, boys? I know a lot of people say it slows the game down and it's all with these off sides. You got to get it right. I'm all for it. Get it right. You know? All right.
Starting point is 00:08:06 If it's there. Mattman, 1999. Good job, Gary. Good job, Gary. I don't care. We have to get them off the airport, bring them back to the rink. We got to get it right.
Starting point is 00:08:18 2003, get it right. Yeah. If we have the technology, we should use it. Philadelphia, get it right. I'm telling, we could probably do it on this show
Starting point is 00:08:29 because we have visual. Google the top five worst NHL. I'm going to do it right now. You guys carry on. We're doing it. I want to show. We just lost him. He's gone. What's the point? What's your point? Top five worst worst screw jobs in NHL history.
Starting point is 00:08:48 He's at least two of them. Three. So you're saying the Dallas is one in 99 foot in the crease. And that is some serious bullshit. It was in and 04. Is that a screw job? Yep. Okay. And pucked in through the side of the net. question pitter because people will argue this and you and you might be able to debate it and they can say all this
Starting point is 00:09:12 fucking science eb s if that video was shown that day and that hour is it a goal or not it probably would be it was a goal you saw white it's that's how they determined it it's across goal i agree that Yeah, I'm not here to say it was 100% in, but what I'm here to say is that one angle didn't get seen. If it was, they probably call it a goal. Do you think they would or would they still say inconclusive? Because there was so much riding on that goal. Parallax angle.
Starting point is 00:09:50 You can see. There's no parallax angle. The only reason parallax angle even came up was because they had months to concox some BS answer. Anyway, for years and years, and years. You look at the video if you saw the white
Starting point is 00:10:07 of the afternoon the puck and crossed and you saw the white of the ice goal. Guaranteed they call it a goal. What about the tone? Then I'm not sitting here with you two duds.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm probably GM of the Rangers right now or something. Big time in it. All of a sudden, I'm a winner. I'm a winner, man. Big winner. Oh, he can trust him. He's a winner. He knows what.
Starting point is 00:10:34 it takes good in the room and a winner it's an unstoppable oh yeah and then the year after the n hl really screwed us with the brett hall goal puck through the side of the net let's count it anyway it's just the sabers eff them is that playoffs yes game two in philly darcy reggears kicking the Judge's booth door in the, in the suites or whatever up in the press box. He's trying to kick his way in because they've locked it because they're fearful for their lives because they're idiots. As they should be, though.
Starting point is 00:11:16 So did they have video then? Conclusive video? I'm not being a dick. I'm just saying I don't, in that, what did they have for? It's not even a joke when you watch it. It's not even a joke when you watch it. It's not even a joke.
Starting point is 00:11:31 It's not even close. It's through the side of the net. Clear is. And I still remember standing in front of Haschick looking at him going, how did you let that in? And he was looking at me like, how did that go in? I was in position. It seems odd. It didn't hit me.
Starting point is 00:11:47 It didn't squeeze through me. And it's in the net. Hmm. So was it the game winning goal or what was the circumstance? I do believe it was a game winning goal. It was still only in the second period. So there was time to a hugely momentum changing goal. So how long?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah, like how long between that, the puck going in, second period, and then video or just the realization that it went through the net? Was it during the game? Was it post game? Wow, we would. I don't recall being in the room and anyone complaining about it then. But Darcy. They didn't go on TV before you guys know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yeah. How'd that arrest that series go? Walk us through it. Game one who wins it. Game two clearly Philly wins here. You're not bitching. I played Philly a few times and I'm trying to remember. honestly pender i don't we lost the series i can't remember if we got smoke it's not an epic screw job
Starting point is 00:12:46 unless you lose the series i'm with you there yeah top five anyway screw jobs of all time you and brett heart only you get a break you know legendary post post humusly they'll honor our names some way somehow after we that's what they'll do pause to humusly for sure Um, but yeah, they got it right last night. And that's again, that's all we ask for is just find a way to get the right call as clearly the, uh, Minnesota wild offside. Tried to cheat. They bring back the stick rack, get luch out of the shower, get everybody back in the bench. Well, you could have lost.
Starting point is 00:13:29 And, uh, the flames find a way to win that the right fall. I heard you last night, Pinder saying the flames had no business winning. The right team won. The hockey gods. finally smiling on the Calgary Flames last night as they get a one nothing. Against the wild and because it was a good game. But I was thinking as if you'd have told five, 10 years ago, Tuesday, the Wild won nothing. Well, did you hear that other part?
Starting point is 00:14:01 The book Pinder brought it up last night. The last time there was a zero zero game for the flames was 2007 versus. drum roll, please. The early 2000 wild. Wow. That was me, but that sounds accurate. I wouldn't surprise me at all. Yeah, you would, I've got the series here.
Starting point is 00:14:21 You lose 3-2 in game one. You lose 2-1 in game two. You didn't win until game four. You lost the series of five. Oh, yeah, Stu Barnes scored an overtime in game four. So probably we don't win that. Well, you win game two, it changes things, doesn't it? You'd be 2-2 through 4.
Starting point is 00:14:37 now we'd be i think we're it was one one so anyway so anyway uh big win for the flames last night um you ever been part of one of those where you think you've lost and you leave but it's whoa whoa hang on come on back because yeah 1999 when lindy rough went back on the bench and started throwing sticks at refs and calling them idiots yeah that's one i remember Screw job. Because they showed that first angle because Sutter was he's looking down at they got the screens
Starting point is 00:15:12 in the bottom of the bench and they're kind of like oh yeah, yeah, wow. And then they start walking off. And then they had to bring everybody back out. Even the coaches thought it went. It was a goal. That seemed to me easy call.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Longer takes the more you're like, make me. Yeah. So between us girls, it kind of was the right call right I guess I don't know it's does he have possession does he have control it's off of his stick a fraction of a second in real time he's got possession you go slow mo it looks like he does yeah I could see them tightening that up should be a goal but how but you know what it's it's the NFL if you catch it in the end zone and do you have possession there's it in the process of losing it it's anyway too many
Starting point is 00:16:08 dumb rules and then you complete overtime and you get to the shootout and remember nassum codry scores a pretty big goal there to keep things moving and after shootout expert freddy drew yeah and then was it boldy that misses the net altogether had him beat had him beat did he get a piece of the toe on it or did he just miss it like he's whiffed yeah let's get it over to the backhand real quick and loses the handle and then the stone cold killer Tyler to Foley coming in too slow you can't be going that slow don't go slow it's fine damn boy this is how it's how works, Rhett. There's no guarantees. All I know is this is I know fans and people really want this to be that galvanizing momentum shifting world changing moment. Could it be two games in two
Starting point is 00:17:09 nights, a 24 plus hour period where you get four points where it looked like you were going to get zero and you can finally maybe claw your way back into this thing. This is the kind of event you were talking about? Possibly. We've had about five. None of them have turned in. Because they need to win the next game for it to be that. And then next game will be that.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Yeah. Right. This is the start of it if it continues. How's that? This is more significant than the trouba hit. What about it? The game is still irrelevant. If they lose this weekend at any point, it's irrelevant.
Starting point is 00:17:51 It's not. I think we're hunting for narratives. It might not have any. correlation to do with anything right I mean they played really well in New York when they were challenged physically and you're like that's it look at them rally around each other they're fighting everyone what an effort and then they shit their pants in Detroit and well that's not it and then Detroit Rasmus gets hit you're like oh my gosh like you could rally around this your your teammate oh man let's do
Starting point is 00:18:14 let's win one for Rasmus and then they don't do it I mean there's been numerous things they're either gonna start winning or they're not this is sure we could you know look back and say that was it or not but there's been a bunch of those types of things that have happened this season that haven't met shit or you go back three games or whatever it's been when jacob marxstrom started playing like the jacob marks from we've come to know maybe that's the most important turning point because he's given them a chance to win i've sat here and yelled when's the last time the goaltending gave them a chance to win or won them a game this would be one.
Starting point is 00:18:55 If it's the first one, it's the first shot out of the year for him, but he has been much better. Last night was terrific. And watching that, it felt like he was in such as, they weren't going to beat him. If he's back and if he's right,
Starting point is 00:19:13 it just, this could be one of those nights where they, they don't get one by him. If he's, if he's right. And he, he was dynamite. He's got to plan as kids better.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I said it last night. I mean, the fact that he waited until February to have a child, like, let's go here. Because since then, it's been good. And his body language is good. And he's dialed in and he's playing. He looks comfortable. It doesn't look shaky. Like, he's, remember the overtime goal against Ottawa in Ottawa where you're like, well,
Starting point is 00:19:48 you're just a person standing in the net. You're not really like. Like, you had said that person. He can't handle pressure. He's not a pressure goalie. Yeah. He looked like one last night. Now, there's been a whole lot more of him not looking like a pressure goalie this year.
Starting point is 00:20:04 But if he's going to give you the type of net mining, he's given you since he had his kid, that looks like the guy that finished second in Vesna voting last year, fourth in Vesna voting three years ago in Vancouver. It's a nice sign. I'm willing to be to change my opinion. on that if he can continue to play this way. That'd be lovely, right? Absolutely. If you reeled off eight in a row, you'd be happy to change your mind.
Starting point is 00:20:30 They do. Oh, Marky. In, right? Because don't you want it to be real? Wouldn't you love to have a race to get in this thing down the stretch? Oh, the last 17 games be big and like, like last night was fun and cool, but you're still in the pit of your stomach. You're going, oh, that's, it's nice, but.
Starting point is 00:20:52 That's a big hill they got to climb. If that game happens, April 5th, and there it jumps them into a playoff spot, you're doing, I don't know, table dives. Like you're pumped 17th half is absolutely rocking. The party is on. So how about you string some together here, fellas? And get everybody in the city excited. get us believing and let's go first shutout since game one against dallas flames on one one nothing in that opener of the best of seven they beat all seven first shut out in the regular
Starting point is 00:21:33 season since march 12 so almost a full year for jacob markstrom between shutouts that was going back over some of them i don't know how ryan reeves misses that one at the side of the net because it's right rittleton you're right if it's anybody else but man it's these He's a guys in the NHL in some way. Boldy on the power play had a great chance. The Middleton shot. Hartman misses on that breakaway. He just missed the net.
Starting point is 00:22:05 He fired that thing wide. It does. We sit here and we belly ache and we bitch and complain and yell about them and all of that. And then you sit down, you watch a couple games. It's not a love affair. It's a shitty relationship. where they can treat you so poorly and then be nice to you for a couple days and they've totally won you back. We're smarter than that, right?
Starting point is 00:22:30 We deserve bad treatment than that. We're wounded animals. We're going to fall for it every time. Yeah, we'll just carry on. I said to Pender last night, that's two points. That's two. That's two that Markstrom has won you. And we said earlier, if he had just played normal hockey, we would have five more victories.
Starting point is 00:22:51 So that was one last night. Huh? Yeah, I think 10 points is fair. I don't think that's hot. It's probably conservative and low. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, the bad goals that he's given up, if he played average hockey this year, even average hockey,
Starting point is 00:23:05 we would have 10 more points and we'd be talking about home ice advantage. You might be talking about playing Edmonton in the first round. Like there's all kinds of scenarios. He still owes us as far as I'm concerned. If he plays the way he did last night, there's a chance that he salvages our love of him but he still owes us and that's just one win that's two points you're still in debt you're a jilted lover but you can still be one back that you're still giving them a chance to take you back i'm a forgiveness it's very understanding it is it is very forgiving uh the penalty
Starting point is 00:23:45 kill goes seven for seven which uh in a one nothing game is important nick ritchie's dumb Yes, he is. It's been two games. I'm done with this guy. Christ, that he scored a goal. Dumb! Okay. Different.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Okay. I only go on five for five or four for four. I think you're off on the seven. I was reading this morning on NHL.com. What did they go? I got my game sheets here. Five, six. Four on three,
Starting point is 00:24:21 four on three, fours. Anyway, oh, five. Dumb. Don't get me. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Pinder. Get me off. Dumb. Christ. The trip and call. How the hell? What is it? What is it? You're on a new team. You're trying to make a good impression.
Starting point is 00:24:43 You're in the friggin box nonstop. Get this guy out of the lineup. Where's Walker Doer? I'm done. So game one. It's the idiotic hit a guy on the numbers when he's not dangerous like obvious call with two minutes left in a tie game why is he on the ice and then well he's playing the second line that's why uh and then which is also a huge error uh
Starting point is 00:25:11 then last night it's two ozone penalties two two ozone penalties like what do you do he's just give you don't need to hold someone down they're not about to score you lazy fuck at me on my forecheck look how i'm forechecking right into the spokes down go now now God almighty. That line was pretty good. And two nights in a row, they've actually been pretty good. But he's got to stop taking these penalties.
Starting point is 00:25:36 It's completely mind-numbing. No, he's, he's elevated. I don't want him on that line, but I can see Daryl keeping his- He's elevating his way right into the popcorn press box. Daryl can't handle that. That's the one thing. He likes size and all that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:25:52 He can't handle dumb penalties. I hope not. I have my doubts. Wow. That Dallas one, you know, that two minutes left in Dallas. If they score, I mean, oh, man, the season's over. It's still.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Well, I'm not seeing after blowing a two goal lead in the third, right? That, that kind of idiotic penalty at that point could to your point, like, ruin you. But I like again, I wouldn't be surprised you don't trots knock out on that second line on Friday. You can be right. Again, yeah, winning lineup, whatever. Yeah, I'm sure. I can, I can, I can see that. Now let me, you know what?
Starting point is 00:26:27 Let me take it back. Huh? Not. He's not. I don't know the guy. He's not dumb. But right now, he's a dumb hockey player. Those are dumb penalties.
Starting point is 00:26:42 There's a lot of this this whole career, Dean. This isn't new. All the tools are there. So what do you call a hockey player that's got all the tools and can't put it all together? Dumb! Thanks to Alex for chiming in. Nick Ritchie was the 10th overall pick that the Sends gave up to acquire Bobby Ryan. So there you go, if you were.
Starting point is 00:27:06 wondering how that came to be there is no one better at sliding random meaningless senators info into the conversation than our boy alex um but you do you just you want it to be something now come home and don't stink and just continue when you know you're not going to win out but play hard get some goaltending get get get this thing going again because i said it last earlier this week last week i don't even know i do fear with how this team team has played and behaved this year, that if six points becomes eight and then it's nine, and then it's, it could just be one win in their last seven, eight, nine games. I feel like it's a veteran crew that's got all the money in the world and they could just say, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:27:52 What, book, honey, book the vacation. Where are we going? Let's wrap this thing up. That's why they have to put a string. Yes, you got to have a string now to set it up so that you can't look past it so that you have to be you have to have a five six seven game win streak i think you got to 12 and five in your last 17 you got to get it to seven and five with 12 left you got to win seven out of 12 that's doable right just over 500 you got you got you have to have a big win streak right now to reestablish that you've got a chance and even then even then Nashville can still surpass you if they start winning. And if Winnipeg pulls their socks up, you might be hooped anyway.
Starting point is 00:28:38 But what Pinder and I said last night was, what's the number to get you in? Is it 95? Let's call it 95. I think they're at 71. So they need 12, 24 wins, 24 more points to get you to 95 points. Gives you a chance. 12 and 5 the rest of the way. And they got the schedule for it, not that this team's done well at taking advantage of schedule.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I mean, I know they had those seven divisional games around Christmas. They did really well in that run. I want to say they were like 5.0 and 2 or something like that. Lots of points, yeah. But you know, it all comes back, like it all comes back around. If any of it's going to happen, those games that they were losing that they probably shouldn't have, they weren't getting goaltending. It's all still about goaltending, right?
Starting point is 00:29:23 They're not going to start scoring a whole bunch more goals. On one night, maybe they'll get four or five. Then another night it'll be zero or one. It's just, it's the. goaltending and if jacob markstrom can give them what he's given them the last three games then there is a chance but you know again jilted lover are you buying is it has he won you back yeah i i feel better my kid i have had my kid my life's in order i feel great let's go look at me i can't play much better than this not to look too far ahead but it's it stands out to me because alex keeps
Starting point is 00:29:59 ramming it down her throat with send stuff the send scare me yep the senator's scared the next three that's the scariest they got anaheim ottawa Arizona and you what you said they got to win five in a row it's a frank said yesterday they're at two and those are all teams that you know are not world beaters but ottawa if they're right are a tricky tricky out they were up by two in the third on ottawa and looked like they were well on their way cruising to a two point night and they Markstrom sieves out as Red would say that night. Goals, a foot off the goal line,
Starting point is 00:30:33 overtime right through them, and you only get one point. Yeah, they got, you know, run over by Chicago a couple nights ago, but Ottawa's been one of the better teams in the league in the new year. If you can take care of that and you can have good efforts
Starting point is 00:30:46 and good old goaltending against Arizona and Anaheim, I mean, there's the five. Not going to be easy, but it's not like you're in Colorado and Edmonton or something like that. And there again, if you want to kind of look for a positive, there's no way they can now be going into any of these games thinking that they're home and cooled. You've lost to everybody.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Right? There's no gimmies on your scorecard right now. If you go out and don't play, you're going to move. Yeah. So you should be able to play one game at a time hockey, the old stupid playoff mentality, right? We're not thinking about anything other than the ducks. and then you win that one. Okay, game's over.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Who's next? Let's get focused on that. Today, I said to get away from it today. Have a nice wheel tomorrow and dial it up for Friday night. Tonight, Wild. Tonight's the Wild and the Jets. Come on, wild.
Starting point is 00:31:51 That's the other thing that could derail you. I don't know what the jet schedule is, but if they put together two wins in a row. I'll read you it because it's they get the wild on the second half of a back to back tonight but the wild look like a tough out. Like watching that last night, you're like,
Starting point is 00:32:07 this is a team that is built for a seven game series. They're getting great goaltending. They don't allow much. They're physical. They're big. You got a grind for everything you get against them. Then they get Florida. And then I believe it's Tampa on back to back as well.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Yeah, Minnesota, Florida, Tampa, Carolina, Boston. It's their next five. I got a little road trip, Eastern Roadstress. swing. That swing is a tough one. Slams did it. Oilers did it. They go Florida, Tampa, back to back, then into Carolina and come home. Good luck. How many points out of six? Like that's, there's going to be an opportunity for the flames here. If you can string some wins together against the soft portion of your schedule, now that's a big if. But Winnipeg's got no
Starting point is 00:32:51 confidence. They're blowing leads in the final minute to bad teams, losing in overtime. And now they got to go through that old Southeast division swing. Good luck. As you said, I don't know. I don't want to steal your thunder from the Pinder report from Afterburner last night, but you had your buy it and sell it. What was that the buy it and sell it again? How's that? Well,
Starting point is 00:33:12 we have clip from Afterburner. That's not it. So we can do it. Buy it or sell it. They're not fucking dead. We're not going home. You want it to be, you want to buy.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Of course you want to buy. So stooping. Two wins. Hey, come on, boys. We're all back on. Well, we can do. But in terms of difficulty, that's a tough pair to win.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Yeah. One of those teams probably wins that division, right? It's back to back with huge travel. Yeah. Tough group to figure out. That's, that's the problem. That's why we can't get too excited because it's still a long shot. What's their percentages?
Starting point is 00:34:04 What's that stupid? I'm just pulling up right now. They were down to like 20 after that loss to Minnesota on the weekend. Might be back up to 40 or something now. 36 one and three. 36. Give me some 36. And then and that would go up if if there's a Jets lost tonight, then it goes up, right?
Starting point is 00:34:27 Yeah. Jets. Let's do the one right above them. They're trying to chase down. Let's go. All of a sudden, the game on Friday against Anaheim feels like a big one. We got tickets from Mad Rose Pub. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:40 We'll give those away tomorrow. Why do we do that? We'll give those out tomorrow. So be watching on your social medias today on the Twitter, on the Instagram at Flames Nation. And we'll have we'll have the usual for you. You tag, you follow, do all that, who you go into the game with, who you, what do you want to saw? All that sort of stuff. And we'll give you the 24, 30 hour notice to get you at the dome on Friday against the, against the docs. It's Mad Rose Pub.
Starting point is 00:35:08 There you see it. Look at that wheel. God, I'm starving over here. 20 beers on tap, kid friendly, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. This is great food. It's not a lot of, you go to a lot of places. They're just going to fire anything out of the kitchen. Put in the deep friar and throw it out there.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Not at Madrose. No, sir. Gourmet pizza. The, still, today would be a soup day. We're wonton. We're wanton soup. We keep hearing about it. Go to their website, check out the menu, check out the specials,
Starting point is 00:35:38 or get some brought in. madrose dot pub 15 royal vista place our ticket connection for fans of barn burner here on the podcast also we got to do this what's that ducks have been up and down their last six actually really strong four one and one uh fuck uh the prior six didn't have a single win oh five zegris a tweener last night you'll see that in the pinda report um i honestly this looked like it'd be a dog of game but given the standings and where the flames are at and the mo they've got i feel like this could be a sneaky really good contest on friday uh speaking of giveaways to get done this week uh we'll do tickets tomorrow why don't we do the jersey behind you there no i was going to get you to
Starting point is 00:36:27 show it off again but you're all german fested and gross it don't touch it yeah there it is not touching even waving yeah no touch Hearing loss clinic has given us a couple jerseys. That, of course, is the Elias Lindholm, authentic with the tie-downs and autographed, and we'll give that away, let's say, Friday. Those contest links have been up on social media. We've been showing you how to do that, and we'll pick a winner on Friday. Not in time for you to wear it to the game on Friday.
Starting point is 00:37:05 You know, give us some time for a small little operation. unlike the hearing loss clinic multiple locations for them in calgary nine in total if you feel you're having issues with your hearing go online book yourself an assessment there you see at hearingloss dot caa there you see the twitter and instagram locations to find them as well you don't need to if you if you've got poor hearing bad hearing you think something's up it's not something you have to live with it can be rectified and life can be better hearing loss clinic is how you do that so we'll give that jersey way coming up Later this week. Retro. What? How are the kids? They came home yesterday at the end of the show, and you said they were like cattle coming in.
Starting point is 00:37:52 They were attacking the fridge. And the pre-show you were talking about the high cost of food. I'm worried about you. Kids are a pain in the ass. Let's be honest. We all know this. We all've got them. You love them.
Starting point is 00:38:06 But my goodness. Time. It's interesting. Because you have. Like, yeah. It's almost like you have men, though. You have men living in your house now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Right? It's because there's a little ankle biters. Ah, it's great to have kids around. You're very close to just having grown men living with you in your house. One is very much a grown man and I can't even wrestle with them anymore. And the other two are quickly catching up. So they're good, but, you know, there's things that need important. improvement certainly lots of stuff to work on
Starting point is 00:38:45 when can they start to be honest like what age is what's legal for employment here can we get them a job i think now yeah for sure okay yeah you're done you've done all the parenting you can by what what age do kids at that point they just they are who they're going to be because i've got two boys one 17 the other one's four he's going to be 15 right away I'm throwing the keys in the table. You guys are done. There's nothing else. I've done the best I can.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I don't know what kind of report card I get, but I'm not going to be able to shape or mold you into anything else by now. You are who you are. It's over. No, the disdain they give you even for offering advice. My only hope is that, you know, I forget, I think it was a Mark Twain thing or something where I'm going to mess up the quote, but it basically say, well, it's amazing how much my,
Starting point is 00:39:43 dad learned between over the last eight years like when I was 14 he didn't know shit and now I'm 22 and he's like he's pretty dialed in like he's really got to school he's really learned a lot because right now any offering of advice is just you you're you're an idiot oh you'd best just save your breath you old prick like we don't need it like get out of here yeah yeah I'm an idiot in my house there's no there's no there's no sage advice coming out of me for these kids at this point. Hey, you know what? Maybe you think you should try to do their math.
Starting point is 00:40:23 So. I can't do their math. I've proven this. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm not. There's great. That's that new.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Yeah. You're perfect. Hey, Pender. Fuck. You're the perfect parent. The perfect parent. No, no. You've got it all.
Starting point is 00:40:45 you've got it all figured out you've got it all like I just because remember we would be young enough we were talking when our kids were that age about kid hockey and tournaments and stuff you know all you guys with you guys with you guys are doing with your kid hockey that's that's stupid I won't be doing that oh I was in car stairs on the weekend you're at the pool with the kids and the hey sorry boom how lucky is that bastard right there to have twins that get to play on the same team he He's a political genius. He's manipulating.
Starting point is 00:41:17 It's cheating in Calgary. You can't do that. They got to try out and somehow make teams. Like, I don't know how he's pulling the shit off. But he's done it. It's brilliant. Good on him. If his kids were going in different directions,
Starting point is 00:41:29 I say that to people that have one kid. They want to do 18 tournaments and go here. And I'm like, I have three. So pump your brakes, bud. There's other people with different numbers of kids. When you have one kid, very manageable. can accomplish a lot. Pender's basically got one because they're twins,
Starting point is 00:41:49 so they're always on the same team, and this is easy. If those two kids were going in different directions, there would be a bomb going off in your house and your whole existence, this freaking curling BS that you do, not happening. You'd be exhausted,
Starting point is 00:42:07 you'd be going in different directions and they'd be in different things. You would not have the options that you have if you didn't have twins. I think it's only a matter of time before that does start happening, to be honest. And I would say that you guys are right. Like twins does feel like a life hack. It's like the two-year fog.
Starting point is 00:42:23 It's a nightmare at the beginning. But once you've done that, it's like you're not doing the shuttle service because there's only one event both kids are going to. So yeah, like super lucky there. But it'll happen. Like they're so different. It's only a matter of time. Like, of course at U-9, they're the same level. But it's only one more you.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Oh, yeah. I was going to say, it'll have. happened very soon because it Tim Bitz, any friends you want to play with or any buddies did you want on your same team? Oh yeah. That's going to end very soon. And you know,
Starting point is 00:42:53 the other one that I was thinking of after the fact was, I think it was on yesterday's show where, and this will be, because I know, I just know in a couple years, we'll be able to bring this one out of the backpack. Parents are talking about playing spring hockey. No way.
Starting point is 00:43:08 We're going skiing and we're doing this. We're doing that. No spring hockey. year two for two so write it down no long spring hockey never not me ho ho ho ho i did we got to get we got to go to phoenix for our spring hockey tournament on the weekend yeah it's coming look at this one great this is amazing this is actually amazing i just got an email as you're speaking hey red hope all is well with you and the family hoping to get our rosters finalized here shortly for the Florida
Starting point is 00:43:43 and Ann Arbor tournaments. I'm holding a spot for Luke and hopefully he can be attend both. Please let me. Well, while you're in the neighborhood, you know, you have Florida and Ann Arbor. Like, that's, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Well, you're in that, when you're in that Ann Arbor, Florida area, why don't you just play in both? You know, on the continent. You may as well play both times. Yeah. As far as cash in there, we'll sort it off. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that Rhett and I can be, you know, beacons for you, Pender.
Starting point is 00:44:17 And I just, the, the terrorist already, and I'm like, he's seven. I cannot imagine the attitude and the, like, if I'm a know it all, fuck this guy is. It's incredible stuff. You know what's funny, though. They all getting what you deserve, you little bastard. But they all change too with stuff like my middle guy. was I was just like, oh my God. How was, like, I'm, this is too much.
Starting point is 00:44:44 I can't take it. He's the most mild-mannered and polite and handing out hugs and nice kid. The youngest is just, well, I don't want to say that word, but he's trouble. Trouble. Then you thought he was going to be nice? Anyway, they're all going to change. So is this a parenting podcast? I feel like it has been.
Starting point is 00:45:09 We can do what I said about what about the boys? Yeah. I just got thinking about it yesterday when your kids came home because with the time change, it was not long before mine were home. And it was the same thing. I went downstairs and in the kitchen. There's just, there's margarine containers with the lid off and there's knives and we've had Cheerios. There's just stuff everywhere. I don't, they just don't stop eating.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And I'm past that point because I used to give them shit. they'd come home. I'm making supper. We're going to eat in an hour. Don't worry. They're going to eat a full meal in an hour if they eat one right now. And then they'll be back in the fridge after. God Almighty. I just say I don't know where it's where it goes. He used to go to Costco. Oh, we'll go get the month. We'll go get Costco. Do you need all that food? We're going to Costco every week. Bread. Yes, for a week for a week. Jeez. I need this podcast go off like Macfee's. Okay, let's go. Let's sell some $100 million gambling deals. Let's roll.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah. Hey, loblaws. You want to be whoever the hell just paying groceries. All right, let's do the Pinder Report. A presentation of Village Honda. Village Honda. Good people. They're your dealership for life. They're in the Northwest Auto Mall. And we've told you about the CRV hybrid. It landed what last month, about five weeks ago. The Eland Passport Trail Sport. They had those. and the brand new Honda Accord, redesigned for 2023, one of the most talked about sedans.
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Starting point is 00:47:03 It was definitely a Tuesday in Minnesota that we joked about and no, these wild are different. There's caprizov. It was still zero-zero. Now, it wasn't necessarily the wilds fault created a bunch of chances, but Jacob Marksham was sensational last night.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Zero, zero, we go into overtime where it looked like the flames had lost. Look at that place. Jump. I guess you head down the tunnel and you're ready to fly home, that's. You got one point at least.
Starting point is 00:47:39 As you can see, that was late in overtime. There's a frigging guy in the stands there wearing a flames jersey clapping. What are you doing, dude? Wanted that point. He's the most positive flames fan out there. He's like, you know what, you guys, you got a point. It's like that's offside.
Starting point is 00:47:55 They're still going to witness. That's what you're saying. That's right. We're going upstairs. Go on the stickers. Let's go. Yeah, wait for it here. In real time, in real time, there's no way that's considered offside.
Starting point is 00:48:10 But you slow it down. It bounces off a stick for a moment. No goal. All that cheering. Rwand. Gone. Yeah. And so that sets up a shootout where.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Boy, real time, I'm telling you. Oh, you're right. In real time, it's, yeah. It's just no way. Yeah, like watch it one more time, full speed here. Ah, yeah. But again, if we have the technology, I think it's important. It doesn't look, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Anyway, they get a break or they don't or the officials or all the rules are all the above. But they get to the shootout where Tyler to Foley for the second night in a row. Got them the second point. It was a goal with 6.2 seconds, breaking a tie in Dallas. And then last night, look at him out, wait, Gustafson. Woo! Five hole. Damn boy.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Yeah. Good stuff. Gustafson looked solid. Markstrom's best game of the year by a mile. That's an incredibly encouraging sign for the flames. Afterburner last night, Rhett and I, conversation about the schedule. What remains ahead? It's not the toughest part of their schedule.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Let's have a listen. From this point forth, they have 17 games left. 10 are at home, seven on the road. It's not a huge, you know, one side way bigger than the other, but you'd rather be at home. It means less travel. Also, they've got six versus playoff teams. 11 against non-playoff teams.
Starting point is 00:49:51 That might be the one for me that really stands out because I think it's probably easier to overlook say Chicago in January 3rd, then it's going to be for Chicago on the 4th of April. And if that thing matters, you're going to be playing. Yes, except Ottawa just lost Chicago 5-0 or something.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Ottawa's the one that scares me because Ottawa is fighting for a spot. And for some damn reason, they've been a tough out for the flames. So I'm a little bit worried about Ottawa. Alex will be all excited. if they beat us and we'll have to, I don't know what we can do to him.
Starting point is 00:50:32 He's far away. What should we get Alex if, yeah, I'm not looking forward to it. I don't need to be. One of the time, Dean. It's already far down the run. Anna, I'm trying. Texts all day about stupid senators.
Starting point is 00:50:53 So there it is. If it's 11 non-playoff teams and six playoff teams, if you want 11 and 6, that could be enough. We'll see, but there's a glimmer of hope and all of it really as you suggested earlier, Dino's has to be primarily from the play of their number one net minor who has not looked like a number one net minor until, you know, about four games ago. Oh, and why did they win? Well, sure, I mean, Markstrom was great.
Starting point is 00:51:16 But look at the rally helmets on the bench. Hanifan and Winger. We got them out backwards. Rally buckets. So that would have been in the shootout, obviously. That's correct. You know what? Not not to be.
Starting point is 00:51:33 That's the most fun thing. they've done all year that I've noticed. 100% what I was thinking, as soon as you started talking, I'm like, he's going to say they're having fun and they haven't been doing a lot of that. This is not everything,
Starting point is 00:51:45 but it ain't nothing. There's two of them. I mean, there's Tanna behind him. He's got a, Rass was just like, I'm, yeah, have some fun, boys.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Make it fun for everybody. Yourself included. If you want to have fun too, have fun too. But mix, mix some wins in here and let's have a push. Dino, a scintillating 31 minutes and 55 seconds on Afterburner last night. Don't you dare call us minimalists.
Starting point is 00:52:10 We went over that half hour mark. Cheers of the game was Markstrom. They're not fucking dead. That's your buyer's sell and more data on Markstrom. This courtesy of Ryan Pike of Flames Nation, four starts in March, two and two, which doesn't sound great. He's got no runs apart this month. He didn't get a goal last night in regulation or overtime and still got a win.
Starting point is 00:52:30 2.21 goals against 936 to 8 percentage. That looks like a very. Vezna, albeit a tiny sample size of four games. He hasn't had many sample sizes this year where he's looked this good. That's encouraging for the club. Also, since becoming a dad, you know what he kind of looks like, rat? It's your boy. Since Jacob had his first child, he's not, there it is.
Starting point is 00:52:52 See? As soon as he had a kid, now he's, he's doll. Wow. New gear. I don't know why he went back to that bucket. How do you score? You know, it's Anaheim on Friday, and it'll be two on four and we'll unwind this thing. But right now, it's got to be feeling good about Markstrom, fellas.
Starting point is 00:53:14 So look at the standings. Nashville is becoming a bit of a problem here. The Jets will see. They're in action tonight against Minnesota. Then they get Florida. Then they get Tampa. Then they get Carolina. Then they get Nashville.
Starting point is 00:53:24 It's a tough stretch for the Jets. But Nashville ain't going away either, fellas. They're two back of the flame with four games in hand. Goodness. And talk about playing. Talk about playing loose. Like Nashville's absolutely loose. The poyle's leaving.
Starting point is 00:53:38 They traded everyone. Hey, show up and play if you feel like it. Go ahead. Give her. There's this much pressure of Nashville predators. Four back of Winnipeg. And if the wild could do you a favor tonight, four back with 17 games to play, certainly not as dire as it looked five days ago.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Okay. We'll move along to the NHL. Team the Flames will see you next Anaheim Ducks. They've got Trevor Zegris. He did this last night, which doesn't seem fair at all. Some Zegra's shit right here. Buckhawk. Tries the plate he does.
Starting point is 00:54:23 And he gets it back to Fowler. And now the Ducks will break out. Harrington. Strom. He's got bad eyes. I'm a little that we saw that. That is a tweener. You know what?
Starting point is 00:54:41 Pop show. It is how easy it is for him. Like quick, aimed it, got it up there with a little umph and picks a corner. That is crazy. Ooh, he's good. And I think Torellas just pissed right off. It's good that he's in. Meanwhile, Torrance is in Philly just, uh, sorry, these kids today,
Starting point is 00:55:05 these kids showing other guys, I've got a punch of the mouth. It's a skill play, man. I don't. Oh, he got lucky. Look at it. Turned on its side for him. He was fortunate. He was fortunate.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Not bad. Some other things from last night, noted, Richard, Tony DeAngelo. Oh. He didn't want to be a pugilist last night, but he was almost forced into it. Watch this from DeAngelo, who's coming into your screen on the left.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Wank, Spirit of the balls. Oh. down in the heap goes the Tampa player it was and I was going to say it was Corey Perry so does it does it saw off you can't do that but Corey Perry no further discipline yeah if it's going to be Richard on Richard crime it's easier to handle Rhett that's my opinion on it yep I'm okay with it get after each and so how did Tampa respond with Tony DeAngelo Dino watch this next clip it was Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Tony, you want some? Because all of us want some of you. One, two, three, four, five lightning guys all over them. They're hiding us after them. They're just a pack of wild dogs. They just took down a hippo. I got a leg. You get an arm.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Ah, someone get his neck. You're missing. You're looking out for Perry there. Because he gets up and he comes after. You know, he's, he's trying to, he's trying to give him the old fish hook. He's trying to hook him. Dzergyz. I gouges, fish hooks.
Starting point is 00:56:45 And you know what? Do we spear someone in the balls? Get ready. It's going to happen. Yeah. Old Tony. That boy, Tony. Good old Tony.
Starting point is 00:56:53 You have a great year. The fact that guys are getting pissed off and playing with some. Good. Let's have some scrums and some punches in the face and get after. This is the Tampa team. We talked about yesterday with Frank. Saturday, they bench their stars. Sunday, they get walloped and look super flat.
Starting point is 00:57:10 This is last night. This is a little better. if you're John Cooper, right? Absolutely. Way better. But you are playing Philly. It's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Elsewhere, the Columbus Blue Jackets were up for nothing on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Pittsburgh holding one of those wild cards. All kinds of teams trying to reel them in, be it Florida, be at Buffalo, Islanders in that mix, Ottawa's coming, Washington. You can't be losing to Columbus.
Starting point is 00:57:39 For nothing. Well, hang on. 4-1, 4-2, 4-3, 4-4, off the overtime we go. Worst-leading hockey. Robinson couldn't clear, stick check with the pocket. He said, Genie Malkie. Crosby up and dry. He's good.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Steve Cosby. They come all the way. Wow. How's your season? Whatever this amazing goaltending tandem that the Columbus Blue Jackets had, like you can't They had Michael Hutchinson in that last night. So nope. No, they didn't.
Starting point is 00:58:30 They had a shooter tutor. Yeah. They had career three. Hutchison. And your captain in the penalty box there is that Boone Jenner, I suppose. Yeah. But Rets. Not too bad.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Salomers Likins. Those guys were both very highly touted. They go, they're going to be really good goalies. They're up. They both be very mediocre this year. What are goalies? That's right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:59 You know what? Connor Bedard's going to end up in Columbus, isn't they? No, please no. That'll be hell of a tent. It would be the worst. I just, I don't, I still don't know how to feel a little. There's really no one in that mix that I, I suppose I almost go to Vancouver.
Starting point is 00:59:23 At least, then he's at home and it's kind of, yeah, don't go to Columbus. No one wants to go to Columbus. Jonathan quick asked John. Wait. That Vancouver, no. No. And it's not my personal disdain for, well, it's disdain.
Starting point is 00:59:40 But it's not because I played against them. Like, I genuinely don't want the others to win anything. Same with Toronto, other than Gio. But Vancouver is such a cluster F on how they operate. I don't want that kid to suffer through life in Vancouver. No. like you get rid of horvat who would have been a great role model for a badard you know that set a stand no no that organization is the shits i don't i don't want him to go to vancouver
Starting point is 01:00:12 and see for me i don't want to go to chicago because you've had it what kind of anguish have hawks fans had i mean there's and some questionable stuff away from the rank as well don't award Don't reward those guys. You've got your cups. Think for a while. It's going to be manipulated. It's going to Arizona. You don't want them in the Pacific time zone.
Starting point is 01:00:37 You don't want them in Columbus. It's Chicago by default, guys. You want them in a huge U.S. market. You want them in a big stadium. You want that 22,000 rocking again at the Madhouse on Madison. And yeah, that's not saying what they did in the past was right. What I'm telling you is,
Starting point is 01:00:55 Nobody's going to watch when it's a 8.30 puck drop our time, never mind 10.30 puck drop Sabres time for Connor Bernard. He's playing in San Jose, Anaheim, or Vancouver. This is a superstar. You need them available for the masses. Chicago is your fit, man. I don't trust the system. Well, you know what's going to happen.
Starting point is 01:01:17 He goes to Columbus. We can stop talking about Gary Riggin this thing. That's a fucking nightmare. Tiny market. That's true. Like McDavid went to Edmonton. We're talking about this being rigged. For a fourth time and seven years,
Starting point is 01:01:28 one in the lottery. We still think this is rigged? Come on. Hey, there's a super star. Yeah, but Pinder, it was Edmonton or Buffalo. It was Edmonton or Buffalo. Well, it was a three pole lottery, not even a two. There could have been other people from way back.
Starting point is 01:01:43 But yeah, it was not appealing markets in the top two slots for sure. Okay. Danny Dimes getting paid, fellas. Imagine being just okay in your craft. Who's Danny Dimes again? Not the worst. someone we're not even sure who he is is going to make 160 million dollars over the next four years why not why not i mean oh okay that guy and at the start of the matter like they were just they were done with him right it was who
Starting point is 01:02:15 the next draft yeah ruff day bowl comes in and i don't know hey coaching matters i guess but god almighty Well, it does because we'll take dableback, please. So that's mid-pack quarterback pay. 40 million here. Poor Connor. How are quarterbacks to shits when kids see this? And it's like every kid in America should be playing quarterback and just being average. It sounds like it's hard.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Maybe it's crazy. Yeah. Now, what about what about pitching? Teach your kid to throw something. football, a baseball. Tie his right hand behind his back. Lots of pitchers. You're probably right.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Pitching's good because there's more pitchers than there are quarterbacks too. So you've got a better. That's why these guys get so much, right? That's right. 32 started quarterback jobs. Got 150 starters to do in your house. If you're going to invest that much in groceries.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Oh, I would, but I beat them down so much. They have no confidence for pitching. Oh, dear. How was the basketball game last night? Oh, I almost ran out over the court. I should we're giving a call and he was, sorry, I'm at my kids basketball game. It's not going so well. What was the score like 24 to 6 or something?
Starting point is 01:03:43 It was very early. They were out matched. Yeah, that trend continue. They're outmatched. We have a volunteer father as a coach. They have a legitimate coach. Our kids quit and they're arrogant and childish. and they're like me.
Starting point is 01:03:59 They just shoot it from anywhere, throw it up in the air. It's like you and I playing basketball, boom. The other team. The hoops. Finally, we got another picture from the shoveler. No, I don't know who was visiting because you're a cat guy. You're not a dog guy. But apparently, Rhett thought he could just use one of those robot vacuums to clean up the dog poo.
Starting point is 01:04:21 It didn't go well. This is a complete nightmare. Oh, the Roomba? Yeah. You got to try things. Really? I don't know if Roomba's the dog or not. No.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Look what happened in the morning. Yeah, a new place. I got Dean. I got him. Look at him, right. He's going to poke. Look at the bottom of the Roomba. Dino, look.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Dean. Dean, look. Uber. You need to see the bottom. Are you done? Yeah, it's done. It's all gone. Village Honda.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Village Honda wants to buy your car. Sell it to us. Sell it to them and you'll get paid. in 24 hours. No hassle, get your no obligation appraisal done today. Northwest Auto Mall Village Honda, no, your dealership for life. Why are people so stupid? What? The vacuum doesn't work like that. It doesn't clean up dog shit, okay? Because I know some people, they'll fire them on the room, but before they go to work and it'll just kind of buzz all day. And if you have a dog or whatever, and they take a dump, I guess you can't control that. I'm trying to have, I'm trying to give the benefit
Starting point is 01:05:29 of the doubt to whoever the idiot is that tried to haul up pet shit with the Roomba? You called Richie Dumb after not knowing him and he's playing a high-paced sport and he screwed up this person. This is not a high-paced activity. This guy, whoever put this Rumba on. I feel bad about calling him dumb. I forget what I would have looked like. Just one more quick view, Alex, if you don't mind.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Just throw it up for a mind. There. So here's a question, Pinder. Do you cleanse the Rumba or is it tossed and you just go new? That's Tosville, man. I don't. That's sell the house. We're moving.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Your house is like that with Buster. Shit. Hot chocolate packs. Liquid shit. He brought that up again the other day. He's like, I thought, I thought he was going to take a dump in my room again. I was freaking out. You know, May 2nd, mark it down in your calendars.
Starting point is 01:06:42 The pre-sale is on right now. The Griegel, they continue to fire out unbelievable concerts. It doesn't matter. Do you like country, pop? What are you into? What are you into? Greigle's going to take care of you. as the uh i think on friday i shouldn't say the pre-sail is on right now go to their website
Starting point is 01:07:04 tickets available at ticketmaster.ca for all events at the gray eagle event center this is for all the this is for my buddies like kerry emerson and that and kori zimmer from back in high school coming to the gregal mega death Oh, ho. The Crush. The Crush the World Tour is on and is going to make a stop at the Griegel on May the 2nd. So if you go there, if you go to you'll click the link, it'll take you to Ticketmaster. You do the deal there and you get into the presale.
Starting point is 01:07:42 But that is going to be a, that's going to be loud. I might be too old. Oh, you want to go see Megadeth? Oh, come on. Now, didn't it make a death, which is, no, that was anthrax. I think they sold out the Griegle. We were talking to Shell that I think. Anthrax was just there and they sold it out.
Starting point is 01:08:06 So I believe that. Get your tickets. There's a lot of bang. There's a lot of metal heads out there. Oh, yeah, buddy. This is, you know what's funny though, Dean? That was so dark and like hard back in the day. It's pop music now.
Starting point is 01:08:23 You had to hide that stuff from your parents. You did. You had to hide that from your mom if you had a Megadeth cassette. You can't listen to that in our house. What did I? God forbid there was swearing. But just the, it's the devil.
Starting point is 01:08:39 That's the devil music. It's not the devil music. It's the Crush the World Tour. And it's coming to the Greagle. Gray Eagle, Resort and Casino and the event center. Check out the website. Now, Whitney Cummings. stand up she is hugely successful April 25th we talked about it earlier this week coming up later
Starting point is 01:08:56 this month it's the Muay Thai World Cup event the quarterfinals to get home for that one yeah man it'll be good there it is and that's why because you are why I got to get back I'm registered very accomplished Muay Thai athlete wow but working on the abs Back in the days. My stupid wife buys these chocolate covered almonds with coconut. Oh! And she puts it by my chair at night, and I just, I just, it's just shoveling into the, yeah. Five more, just five.
Starting point is 01:09:39 I'm pretty good. Look at dude's shin. Hey, that's, he's taking some damage to that left chin. Good defense, though, Red. You got that knee up. Both arms are high. Don't let those gloves drop. I know you get tired. It's hard when fatigues.
Starting point is 01:09:54 I don't know. You wear that hat. It doesn't feel fair. It's a distraction. They, they, uh, overestimate the or underestimate me. If I've got a hat on, I find. Yeah. You can be a winner like red.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Yep. You too can be a winner like red. Buy your tickets for all those events and more. Check out the website. Great Eagle resort and casino. I would have been a winner if I didn't get screwed over. So. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:21 consistently screwed over many yeah top five screw drops and you're in three or four of them it's rough yeah we'll do our betway bets of the day here in a moment but a reminder ask ret on the program tomorrow a presentation of hope street you can email your questions to ask ret at flamesnation dot ca maybe it's about his days as a moitai champion maybe it's about the coconut almonds or whatever it was whatever it is nothing's off limits except apparently uh about spicing up the bedroom because that hit a hard we threw the breaks on that one hard last week if you missed it somebody wanted a little bit of advice uh wanted to spice things up in the bedroom well the person was hoping to join us and i don't think that i'm not sure the shovelers down with
Starting point is 01:11:18 that i got to meet the person first right you know Yeah, what do you got to offer? I don't remember. We've already got a submission. Hope, straight, that's, yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know if you've seen it yet, Dino, but it's a question.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Well, maybe some coaching tactics, which I think is right up your alley, right? You've done so much in your life, Warner. your ability to to lend advice and have have brilliant ideas for folks this is this segment should probably just be the whole show we could spend hours of people just calling in or emailing how long is that ask and been going for like her ask margaret on the paper been going like decades like yeah yeah come on ask and just no bedroom questions that's all yeah yeah tomorrow ask ret a presentation of hope street rental property management locations in Vancouver evmonton and calgary their canada's property manager of the year hopestreet dot
Starting point is 01:12:30 c a email address one more time ask red at flamesnation dot ca how's the level of phlegm is it building up? Does talking help it stay loose? Because I'll be honest, you have a little more color in your face than you did when we started the show. You were, you were gross. Yeah. I was even grosser on that call we had this morning. So.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Yeah. To me, it looks like he's fading. Like he's going up and up. It's noon by 12.20. The lights will be out. And he will be just snuggled right in there. with his six extra blankets. The sooner this ends, the sooner.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Who's with you in there? Are they wearing one of those ventilators that Warner has? No bong masks. No. Oh, my God. Look at this. That's right. Keep that thing on.
Starting point is 01:13:26 You know that he's spinning this off as some sort of like health thing. This is something that he gets high with, right? That's where I'm out on this. You put your weed in there. This is my, every night by my chair after I eat my almonds. I breathe this. Yes. Let's do the bet we bets of the day.
Starting point is 01:13:52 Three games tonight, quiet night in the NHL. We've already talked about the Wild and the Jets. So that's where we're going. We're going back with the Wild. They are getting plus money on the road in Winnipeg. Now, yeah, they played last night. And they're traveling, but I'm with you, Ryan. They look, that's a good team.
Starting point is 01:14:11 And we talked about the heater that they were on coming in. They're no fluke. They're good. I would guess they'll go with Flurrie and net. Kind of like that Gustafson. Looks all right. I'm going to take the wild, wild money line in Winnipeg against the Jets. It's plus money, plus 120.
Starting point is 01:14:27 I'll take it. And if I'm going there, I may as well throw in a little more. A single point for Caprice off and a wild victory plus 140. Those are my bets for bad way. Last night on Afterburner, we joked about how dumb we were not playing some sort of under after watching these two teams on Saturday. And then, of course, you know, zero, zero through regulation. And we had all these, if they score, we'll get paid.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Nobody scored. So I'm not going to be fooled again. Let's do this. We're going to do Minnesota to win also under five and a half. Oh, both those things happen plus 300. It's kind of how the wild win, isn't it, Dean? Keep it tight to the best. Two one, three, two.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Mm-hmm. It's also how Winnipeg wins. Sometimes, yeah. Not if Riddickson. And the other one, Mander Kuzmenko, I think has seven goals in his last nine games, plus 140 for a goal tonight against Anaheim, who might be the leakiest team in the NHL.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Throw the dice on that. Betway bets of the day. Betway, bets of the day, get the app. Get it on your phone. Play along. Be 19, be responsible, but be with Betway. and our betway bets of the day. Tomorrow on the program, you know, I was thinking
Starting point is 01:15:46 because we teed it up last week that there was going to be some news coming from us this week. We're now through Wednesday. I haven't really let you in on any of it. Maybe one tomorrow and one on Friday, but a couple things. A couple things. We're excited to bring your way.
Starting point is 01:16:03 And one is even a surprise to you two turkeys. You don't even know what the one is. Well, I know one. Yeah, the others, I'm in the dark here. And also we're still giving away this jersey. In fairness, yeah. You're giving away tickets to ducks. Like this is a big two days coming up.
Starting point is 01:16:18 Yeah. We're rolling. Uh-oh. Oh. Message on, uh, message coming in for those that can't, uh, that aren't, that aren't watching. Our buddy, man deep from BK Beaufort liquor, pinned her heads up, sent a care package for the fellas. Fellas. Really?
Starting point is 01:16:38 Not a boy, Mandi. Good old man deep. Part of the family. Part of the Barnburner family. God love you. Part of the three on three roster. Anytime you need some hands. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:16:48 Well, yeah. He was exceptional pods, rats. Until we got screwed. You talk about screw jobs, Warner. Oh, screwed on that one. Top five. Well, his nation just work in the scorekeeper. Gross.
Starting point is 01:17:01 No. Ended in a time. I hate those people off. Yeah. But as far as the news items that are coming, in fairness, One is truly bigger than the other. But they're both, they're both impactful to viewers or listeners of this show and Flames Nation.
Starting point is 01:17:25 So I'm excited about that. Enjoy the rest of your day, everyone. Do I keep my stash? Shave the rest and keep it. I want to see a stash for the show tomorrow. That can be another big thing. Tickets, jersey, two surprises, Rett's mustache. That's how you close out a week.
Starting point is 01:17:44 For getting all dolled up, I can do it. Yeah. How does the shoveler feel about the mustache? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Speaking of, where is your wife, the woman that you live with, with your hair, beard combo, pender? You talked about it. She's Australian, so there's a few screws loose probably to begin with.
Starting point is 01:18:12 This is a very weird culture with lots of sleeve monsters and mullets. she's okay with it yeah is he brad okay she's also older than me something that makes me like older she likes she doesn't like me looking too young so oh is that what it is yeah long hair make you look older keep the ladies a lot of gray is showing up all of a sudden oh god i got my hair cut the other day was it just just i'm just i'm dying my hair i don't give you shit maybe just that's nice though i don't even want to talk about it it's not important a high note let's end on a high note big win for the flames thank you for video replay good
Starting point is 01:18:53 job gary we hate cheaters let's keep things above board and uh flames and ducks coming up on friday right have a great rest of your day everybody we back tomorrow there's pinder get well suck then send that suck and we'll see you tomorrow buddies that'll do it but

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