Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - FlamesNation Barn Burner: (SPECIAL EDITION) The Holiday "Spirits" Show with special guest Brent Krahn

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

Live from the Tower Chrysler Studios in Marda Loop! FlamesNation Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener Thursday December 22nd, 2022.With special guest Brent Krahn.This is exactly what you think it is with today's show Grab your Red Solo cup and try to keep up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everyone and welcome to this very festive edition of Barnburner here in the Tower Chrysler Studios. It is Boomer along with Ryan Pinder and the Redster from his home studio looking very festive. I said before we got into this, we've put more work into this one show than this entire podcast project combined. It's not close. It's going to be the greatest show. in the history of the show until the second annual holiday spirit show next year, if all three of us are still alive. The best worst idea we've ever had.

Or the worst best idea we've ever had, we'll find out which. As we are in the Christmas spirits, this is the Christmas spirits show, which is our final show of the year. There have been some people who have been saying, oh, what's the show going to be like tomorrow? A hungover show. No hangover tomorrow. Well, there might be, but no hangover show tomorrow. Might have a funeral on Monday, but that's a holiday Tuesday.

That's your own. Keep your Tuesday. You'll be there. Tell my kids I love it. But yeah, I mean, we're having some fun with it, right? It's, uh, we're just going to enjoy ourselves. And we've done a number of things. First thing I want to do is, uh, well, commend you.

Now, Restor, you said, uh, Rhett, you had your, your holiday elf was going to be helping you, uh, mixed drinks and take part and everything there as, uh, yeah, where's the sexy elf? Do we have a visual of the sexy elf? Oh, he muted himself with a donkey. You've muted yourself. You've muted yourself. Yeah. Oh, it's a Christmas show.

It's still our show. The X-rated elf is not very elfy today. Oh, dear. But you, uh, tender. Yeah. But you've shaved, you got a haircut? Look at you. I'm, I know, I was sad and like, I went and got the trim.

And I'm like, I got to look sharp for the show. And then the camera comes on and I'm like, it's over. There's no attractiveness there. No. It's just, it's gone. It's left me. So here's what it is. we are going to run through the gamut today.

We have a roster. We have a lineup of 10. Yep. Christmas, well, it's just 10 cocktails. It's an all-star lineup. That we will go through today. It was brought out kind of by you. This is kind of your thing.

We have a few adjustments here there, but I was happy to spearhead this. So for those taking part, keeping notes, run us through the schedule of today's show. First off, the Barnburner Flames Nation, Incorporated and Boomer, Pinder, and Warner, do not endorse any sort of alcohol consumption. Please consult your physician before you do alcohol. Secondly, here's your lineup.

Number one, coffee, Irish cream. Number two, mimosa. God. Yeah, we're both there. Number three, eggnog and rum, festive special. Also worry about the digestive tract. Is that number three? That's number three.

We bumped it up. We need to separate the citrus. Paloma comes in at four. That's a grapefruit tequila. Caesar at five. We got all kinds of good Caesar fixing, including dill, pickle, brine juice thing,

horse radish. Mm-hmm. I got fresh celery. Amazing. Beer to cleanse the palate after the Caesar, holiday punch at seven, Moscow mule at eight,

rye ginger at nine. We have a wild card beverage at ten. Let's go! All right, there it is. That's your lineup. Wait, can I jump in?

Yep. I believe we've dropped the ball already. There's 12 days of Christmas. Let's carry it into 12. Well, Dean's also got a few well. card special things as well. The wild card might be three cards. Yeah, we'll reveal a little bit later on. Speaking of revealing things, we have a special guest. There will be a number of special guests joining us throughout this show, some in person, some by way of the interwebs. Some in spirits. Yeah, some in spirits. Definitely in spirits. But our first guest, he will be here for the duration today. Our most requested guest on the old show and on this show.

To row. No. Oh, fuck. Our most requested guest making his first barn burner appearance, the one, the only. Brent Cron. Welcome to the show, Crocker. Good to see you. Look at you, buddy.

Yeah. Morning team. Woo! Yeah. I'm just happy to be here. Oh, you look good, buddy. Feel good. Feeling good.

There he is. He's looking good. in a retro. Do I look good? Oh, so good. Yeah. You look like you could strap them on today. I actually have a pause. Just, just hit pause and stare at that. Look at your living room, Kron. It's beautiful. You know what? I really took Christmas seriously. I told people to stay out of the mirror over my left, right shoulder. Yeah, stay out of the mirror sight lines. Right. I mean, I'm a very festive guy. You can see I've done all this myself. And I love, I love the drapes. Yeah. Yeah, I like what you've done with the place. It looks really good.

I can't see the carpet, but we'll leave that alone. It's hardwood. It's it. Wow. Still. Now, what we need to do before we go any further, a show like this doesn't come together without the help of great friends. Yes.

And it's funny how it all comes together. We started this, we started Barnburner the podcast, and there have been a few people who have reached out on social media and whatever. Hey, you hear you're doing the thing. If you're looking for sponsorship, maybe we can do something, this sort of thing. And one of those guys, he's an over. OG, like truly. Back to the old show, early, early days of the old show.

He has been on board, huge flames fan. His family's a huge flames fan. They've been along with us for years. Literally, right? Like years. OG Ananobe. Our man, Man Deep, has come on board today and his family business, BK Beaufort Liquor.

And, you know, let's bring it up because everyone will know this store. We've all driven by it. We've all probably been to it. We've all, we know where it is. BK. There it is. Bowfurt liquor right next to the McDonald's and Starbucks. So in front of Canada.

Check this out. Yeah, in front of Canada Olympic Park, right of the TransCanada. It's the liquor store you hit up before you head to the mountains or to Banff or out of town. That's what that's, that's the move. Now, if you do, serving Calgary since 97, there you see it. Who is it? There's a shot up. There's the storefront. Yeah.

We all recognize it. Is that James Hardin in there? Oh, no. That's Mandi. Okay. That's our boy, Mandi. with Jerome. Iggy is a regular customer.

Lanny McDonald, regular customer. Man, imagine if you've got to pitch your cron on his website, how viral that shows would be a lot emptier, though, right? We'd have to find full bottles to put in the background. Hey, you know what? You can't tell here. Oh, blue can't pig, hey, look at him. Look at Iggy.

Jerome doesn't drink. That's a gift for Rett. That's what that was for sure. I'll tell you what he looks intimidated by man. Jerome shouldn't drink. He doesn't drink. Okay, I got you. He looks a little intimidated.

I still think that's James Harden. I don't. There's two celebrities. in the store at the same time. That's unbelievable. And Mandeep's mom and dad, huge Flames fans. Really? Oh, yeah. They love the team. So thanks to 97 Bow Ridge Drive Northwest. As I said, it's McDonald's Starbucks.

On the way out of town. It's the way of town. It's where if you're looking for for your booze for the holiday season, that's your stop. It's your holiday spirits corridor. Have we determined a, sorry retro, just because we do have a little bit of extra time, I think, today. Yeah, but we got a lot of. extra drinking to do too. I don't want you to feel all whimsical, long-winded. We've got to keep a brisk pace here. So, yeah, we're already behind. I was going to say, where are we on the schedule? How many minutes? What's our time frame? Okay. So we have 10 drinks and we essentially, we have an hour

and 20 minutes, 120 minutes. So that's 12 minutes a drink. So right now you should be working your way through your second drink. A walk in the park. All right. Well, we're doing it. Brought it. Now, there's Rhett from yesterday getting the preemptive IV hydration. Why a baby 12? They put that in there, don't they? That looks like CBD with his eyes, but it could be B12. I don't know. He looks zonked there.

Actually, they did the B12. They did a big needle right in the arm for the ball. Oh, geez. You look great. That's aggressive. I'm ready. Preemptive treatment. I was going to say, so do you feel like you're ahead of the game?

Oh, for sure. And tomorrow when I wake up, I'll be even more ahead of the game. and I got a little jug of Pediolite behind my camera here. Is it purple? You got the grape flavor or what flavor do you have a PEDA? They didn't have grape here. It was an orange cherry. They're both gross.

And the clear one is even more disgusting. Do you like how Cron wasn't even fazed with the Pediolite? He just asked what flavor. He's like, oh, yeah, the cherry used to be way better. Then they messed with the recipe of those assholes. Right? It's all about the Piedelite. I have cases and cases of it.

But that's a legit thing, right, retro, you guys, back when you were playing, you'd use the PEDYLite. I'd get dehydrated a lot. Pedialate the electrolytes. Gatorade made a bunch of salts that you just threw into different drinks and stuff. There was something called Gator Load, too. You ever have that? Careful.

Oh, I know where I'm going. Less appealing. It was thick and disgusting. Speaking of which, how's everyone's egg knock going? Is it time? I'm done the first two. So now we're on to, so we've done the coffers lining them up for me. That a girl.

Look at that. Love it. All right. So if you're playing along at home, your mimosa should be just about, if not finished. And now the spiced rum and eggnog, number three on your scorecard. Did we, Flames play tonight? Do they? Is that right?

Tyler was asked, is it, what should I get some stuff about the Kings games? Are they playing tonight? I don't even know. Is there a drink special at Staples or crypto? That's all we're going to talk about. Boob wouldn't know if there's a drink special at Staples. He never made it to the building. Did you not make it that night?

That's a shame. We had a nice suite there. Yeah, that was our trip to L.A. Sponsored trip. This is stiff. And finished doing the morning show, which is an hour earlier there because of the time change. I was on afternoons that trip. I was in great shape.

And it's not important who, but there were some clients and some people on the trip. And I was walking up to my room at 10 o'clock or whatever 9 a.m. Pacific. I'm going back to bed. I'm gassed. Yeah. Run into one of our. guys who I know is going to be on this show in the new year as a sponsor. Hey, where are you going? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm whacked. We were out last night.

We were drinking and did the show. I got to go to sleep. Oh, I was just heading down to the pool. I would come, you know, just come hang out. Just say high, quick high, a little day. Sure. Go down to the pool. Bucket of beer shows up. Into the beers, into the beers. And then can I say gummies? Oh, sure. Everyone loves candy. So the gummies come out. And I've not, I don't know what this. Sure, I'm trying to know what the hell. About two or three hours later, I was standing in the pool with all of my clothes on. Really?

Were you wearing a white t-shirt? Shoes, pants, socks, shirt. It just felt like the right thing to do. Hot, right? I guess. Was this part of a bit? Or did you just slowly move your way in like some sort of lizard at the side of The pond.

I think it was just, that pool looks awesome. You know when your pool side and you start getting warm, man, I got to take a dip. Start heating up. Yeah.

So yeah, I got in the pool. And then it gets a little foggy. And then I woke up on top of my covers in my hotel room, which was across the street from Staples Center. Yeah. And my room is black.

The sun? She don't. She'll go. It's like, ooh. I wonder what time is it. How far? It's across the street, but I wonder when the game starts. Yeah.

Oh, about two hours ago. So you could have made it for the final five minutes. I probably could have got there for about the final ten. Did somebody slip a little something in your drink? Went to L.A. to see the Kings and Flames watch the last eight minutes on the TV in my hotel room. It happens. It's a sign of a good trip. It happens.

You got to control yourself, Dean. We got into that little cigar room in the bottom of Staples there. That little hookup. We got, what, probably a dozen people down there. This was it, Jack Nicholas. Nicholson, Nicholas, one's a golfer. The actor? The actor.

Loves the Stogey's court side with the Lakers. Yeah, it's Jack Nicholas. Thank you. Yeah, the Golden Bear. Loves the Lakers. So they have a little lounge way under in the VIP areas, and there's a room that's sealed off with a fan in there that they put in just for Jack because he loves to hammer a Stogi at the game.

And you can't do that elsewhere. So it's got its own little ventilation system. Yeah, yeah. Sneaky little lounge. That was a phenomenal day. Flames are resting everyone. Feed her up. 2019.

Ghosted in first place in the West. Oh, we're going to dummy some wildcard team. Because I remember retro, we were doing that show outside of whatever was, Tom's Diner or whatever, right in the corner by Staples Center, which are living came by.

And they had the, Prince, you just walk through, dude. It's all good. Just fly by. They had the Western Conference Champion T-shirts. Yeah. They had just been, because it just claimed.

in that whole thing. They won in San Jose on a Sunday, zipped in L.A., and then they played Anaheim day later. Yeah. It's like, this is, yeah. Monaghan's not going to play because somehow Monaghan's hurt

apparently at the end of the season. What? And, uh, you guys have amazing memories. How far in the vault are you reaching here? Like, it just comes to you like, oh, this is 2019. Well, it was somewhere between the three years ago.

The Viper Room and that wicked bar in Costa Mesa. Like, that's how you remember these things. There's landmarks and you know what happened in the middle. And then, came Colorado and someone named Kail McCar I wonder if he'll be in it

and the McKinnon like he was he was a star then but it was like the okay he is now one of the best of on earth right now let's leave that awesome slowly that's nice that's at your place right you got the tunes on

yeah I got it on my record player vinyl I like that we're yeah little Bing Crosby on the background Anna boy Bing yeah Ryan Binger yeah that was not

we were so excited We had so many bar gigs planned. We were going to be going out and doing live shows and making some money and partying with the fans and that. It was lining up to be the first real run. And Lindholm was playing right wing on the top line. You just come in. It was what was the best line in the league?

Is it Landisg, Randen & McKinnon? Or is it Monaghan-Gadro Lindholm? And that was a legit debate. At the time. Yeah. That debate was ended very swiftly in that opening round series. And, yeah, Carolina went to the Eastern final that year, I think. So we stopped talking about that trade is a grandson.

The kale McCarraud mystery quickly unfolded. Very good. Is he over his head? Is he going to be able to contribute? I mean, yeah, I mean, we're going to take advantage of this young whippersnapper that they just called up from college. We're going to get after him, right? It's a huge job from college to the NH.

Oh, my God, he's really good. That was like how it went. And we say it's Hall of Fame and we're only 200 games in. He's a Hall of Famer. We talked about it, right? We talked about the 200 points in like 197 games, something. You're faster to 200 than Oar. Quits now.

He's Hall of Fame. Probably. And I got to tell you, got that warm, fuzzy feeling already. Do you? Yeah. There's pouring American-style drinks. Oh, the free pour. You must have a good insurance policy.

She's working hard here. My eyes are going cross. That's your glasses. People want to know what's on your shirt. We can tell it's festive. I see a candy king. Can we go off full, can we get a full shot on the retro shirt? Yeah.

Stand up for us. The Santa kind of thing. I got to press a mute and move. Don't have to. It's okay. Okay, here he goes. Oh, yeah. Don't show us your boss. Some gingerbread, man.

It's very nice. I like the dance. The dance adds to it for sure. Yeah, that's good. Give us a spin. Yeah, give us a twirl. Oh, that's good. It's all in the hips.

Keep going. Yeah, it's really good. More. Cron's liking that. I am. You can see their, fucking eggnog is going to ruin the day. We are in the Tower Chrysler Studios.

Want to give a ton of love to our friends over at Tower Chrysler. For the record, if I'm not mistaken. Yo. They were the first in as a sponsor of Barnburn. I believe that's correct. First in.

and all in. Signs still delivered before anyone else. We sat down, had a meeting, came back, another meeting. They kind of saw our vision. And I said this before, and I'll say it again, if you want to be involved with good people, then these are your people. Like the type of people that raised 10 grand

for closer to the home? Every month they're doing something. Right now it's the day nine of the 10 days of Tower. They're just giving stuff away. You don't have to enter. You don't have to buy anything. They're just giving things away. Every month, it's something different.

The folks at Tower, Reisler are the real deal. We love them dearly for coming on board. The truck, the Jeep, sponsorship of the studio, and we've got a lot coming up in 2020. I was pouring these. So Merry Christmas to everybody at Tower. Voted Calgary's favorite Dodge Ram Jeep dealer with the... They're my favorite. Not even close. The best. Consumer choice. Yeah, that's what it is. Love those guys. Love those guys. They also finished first in the drunk asshole podcast ratings as well.

I'm a big fans of it. You're really into it, hey? You're... I don't know. Have you tried your polooma yet? I haven't. I'm finishing my eggnog. I hate dairy. This is not going to go well. It's a good coating for the tummy. That was thick, that eggnog. Very tick. And there was a light...

Oh, boom, look at boom. Get him. So much. Oh, look at his face. Oh, yeah. Get easy, big fella. Oh, boy. Leave the mustache. No, what's in a paloma?

A paloma is just tequila and pink grapefruit. It's a beautiful drink. I've never had it before. I mean, you know what you could do with these? Drink them all day? Chug them. Yes. Hey, guys, how about a shout-out for BK.

Beaufort liquor and Mandeep? Am I right? Are we feeling the love for Mandeep? I'm starting to get that warm, fuzzy feeling for Mandeep. I don't know if that's his haircut looking like James Hardin or if that's the boo-suck. Is that Santa Claus there with Jerome Gindler? Who is that guy in that photo? Santa?

Santa! I'll bet you that big bastard Weamer's been in that store before. Is that the corn dog too? Was the corn dog in the other photo? No, that's Jerome. We're wearing a turtleneck. That's Jerome. What?

With double germ and dad. Right? That's your folks in the other photo. Yeah, I don't know. I assume that was one good. And if we can, can we go to that photo? Yeah, it almost, you know what? It almost looks like that McDavid photo from the airport, right?

Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. It looks like those folks They were in love with And they're holding his hand too Please sir, Mr. Connor Please Mr. Connor.

Can we please get a photo Mr. Connor? He's like, geez. Hello. What's happening? Get me out of here. He's smooth, eh? He's going to stay away from the camera.

He is smooth. Red, how are you feeling? What's going on? I think I need a sweeter grapefruit juice. I'm with you on that eggnog. That was a bit... She's heavy. We talked about it all week.

This was the grenade. Where do you put the grenade? Well, it doesn't matter. It's going to explode. It's a nightmare. You had to put it somewhere. I'm glad we're getting it out of the way early. My mother-in-law is in town.

The paloma was no problem. It was delicious. He's moving. So you're on the ploma? Oh, yeah. My mother-in-law is very concerned. Caesar's going to take it better. Are we coffee making the Caesar?

She should be. She's seen. how you act around your kids when you drink you're a prick they're pre-mixed that's what she told you these are the piercy yeah okay yeah and then we've got tobasco it's a pickle juice all that if we got all that we got all that we got all that we got a clemato come out no word we got bloody clemato you better have clemato right no matter we got whatever caesar's goes clomato in there this is awesome yeah we got clemato we're good yeah sorry i just had a little heart attack there now of course there's some grott do you ever drink caesar's is that you like a caesar i love ceasers

I thought I created the drink a long time ago when I just put beer and clam. And then I said, oh, this would be good with vodka and little pickle juice and all that stuff. And then I figured, you know what, there's a drink called a Caesar. And I was like, wow, this is amazing. And I love them in the morning. I love them in the evening. And I like them in the afternoon every once in a while, too. It's warming.

It's light. Somewhere between these. It's delicious. On the Army clock, it's anywhere between zero and 2400 that you can drink a season. Absolutely. People don't judge you nearly as much. If you drink a Caesar. This man knows what he's doing.

Electrolites. Your eyes get sealed shut, though, with all the salt. After you had about four or five of them, your face gets puffy. It happens. See what happened? He has CISC this morning. I like all the ass hats that think that

drinking tomato juice on the airplane, that's healthy. Oh, it's fancy. Oh, I know. Does anyone order the V8? That's for mixing booze. Don't be wasting those asshole. I'm going to need those later. The only place in the world

you see someone open up a can of V8 and sip it, Airplane. You all have the tomato chips. Actually, that sounds nice. And a punch in the throat. It's disgusting. Don't do it on the plane. Looking at those people, it's not good.

I hear air travel's a bitch. Oh, yeah. Especially right now with de-icing issues in Vancouver. So many people trying to go, the cold weather, de-icing, it was no good in Vancouver. Vancouver apparently the other day. They're canceling flights. Yeah.

Why go anywhere at Christmas? Why go anywhere else? Right? Look at your living room, Kron. Why would you go anywhere else? You know what? Just behind me. Yeah.

If I had drapes like that, I'd never leave. Right? Right? My dogs peed on them a handful of times. I do have to get them dry cleaned. Yeah. But you guys can't see that. How are your dogs?

I was just going to say it. What's wrong with your dogs? Oh, man. What? Yeah. Well, Stanley should be dead. He's still alive. Fighting hard.

Out of spite. He's alive out of spite because I don't like him. He's a little oldest one. He can't see. He barks at the wall. You tell him to come over here, boy. And he just doesn't know the direction of where the voice is coming from. Then you got Rocky.

Bottom a while back, just got his balls removed. We waited a bit of time to do it because we got into a little bit of dispute. And they're gone now. Inside you were on. You wanted him to keep his ball. balls. Absolutely. I love looking at those things, man, walking around, just lying there when he's, you know, having a nap and his legs are open. All you see is just

a couple pairs of balls sitting at your face. It's awesome. Delicious. Yeah, it's like, this is amazing. A couple snooker balls. And when he comes sit up in old Santa's knee. Yeah. Proud of you, boy. I'm proud of you. Yeah, yeah. Way to go. Screw everybody. Get it out of the way, right? Just let him run loose, right? It's not chipped or

nothing. He is now. Everything's good now. But, I mean, he had a window to have some fun, right? Let him out the front door, let him come back in the morning, all the damage he could do. Yeah. But now he's neutered. And what do they do that pisses he off? I don't know, smile, bark.

Just be dogs. Be dogs. You know what? And they just drive me nuts, too. Like, they need affection. You know, they need to be, they need it to be pet all the time. You know, they just need, maybe because I don't give it. That's why they want it the most, right?

The person that cares is the least amount in the relationship controls that my office control the shit out of these dogs, right? So it just, it drives. drives me insane. They sit there. They want to sit beside me. Stanley's old. He can't jump. So I've got to pick him up, put him on the couch to sleep. It's too much maintenance for me. And they take a dump outside and you got to clean it up. I mean, that's what we have kids for. But still, they do miss a few. It's high maintenance. I feel like you're a cat guy. I feel like he's missed cats. I was. I was a total hogwash. I had a cat named Ringo and he was my favorite cat ever. And then

he died. And now I'm allergic to cats apparently. at him? No, no, he was old and wily. He still had his nuts sack too, but he was the best cat on the planet. And then he got caught by a poacher and he escaped. He did. Seriously, he was missing a little bit of fur. He came back home and I just walking back. Welcome back. What are you to hell do you mean about? Well, whatever they are. People that arrest dogs for not running around. You know, it's the same thing. Cats is whatever it is. A poacher is collected like elephant tusks, you idiot. You're talking about like pet control people.

Yeah, poachers. Poachers. It's bullshit. They're not poachers. Yeah, they are. Driving around in their little whatever. Yesterday morning, we got family in town already. And you know, the routine, everyone's getting out the door, going to school,

going to this, and you feed the dogs, whatever, you get doing stuff. And it's cold outside. I wasn't paying attention. Doc's got to go to the bathroom after the eat. My dog took a shit right in the floor. And he looked, looking at you. Right. Flipping you the bird and taking a crunch.

I came downstairs. And she was laying in the bathroom. in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah. I'm like, why is she panting? What have you possibly been doing? And then, of course, there's a, I mean, in fairness, she had to take a shit

because it was a massive dump right on the floor. So you know how I am. I see it and then smell it. Oh, man. I am over the kitchen sink. No good. My mother-in-law comes running down.

Are you okay? Are you sick? Are you? No, no, it's okay. It's just whatever. Have you ever stepped in it before? Well, I've stepped. Barefoot in your house when it's too cold outside.

You know what, though? This one, you couldn't have stepped in it because you'd need to like, need a step ladder to get on. Yeah, you could have walked into it. There was so much shit. It was brutal. Oh, eyes glazed over too. Didn't even care what you said. You know what, though?

God love her. She did it on the hardwood and out the carpet. God, that's my dog. Got a girl. What about Red's dog? Because he won't even put his feet outside of it. It's not great. He's a good boy, but.

I haven't told Redd about this. Where are we on the drinks? I'll get to the next dog story. This fucking Paloma. So I'm done with the Paloma. I need a better pink fruit. Your dog's not dead. He's a good boy.

What kind of dog do you have? Well, Rhett bought a dog. And then you took care of it, right? And then I took care of it and he never came back to pick it up. We got celery in that jug in the... Do we have a straw? I have sensitive teeth.

I don't like all the ice that's slowing down. There's a copper straw for the mules. Matching set. Yeah. Thank you. Let them have it, Red. Yeah. Oh.

Thank you very much. I have sensitive. I have sensitive teeth. I do. It's probably the only governance I have on me is sensitive teeth. Boom. What? Outdoor dental.

Outdoor dental. Dr. Jay Patel, he'll fix you right. Do you snore? No, I don't. Yeah, you do. I don't at all. I drool. I don't snore.

You snore. For sure you do. No, I don't. Only when I'm tired. Outdoor dental. The website. You don't know that you say. Outdoor.

Dental. You know what they're doing? They've got this laser that'll cut out, like, fillings and stuff. So you don't have to get in there with the actual drill in that. They've got this laser. They can also use this laser on your soft palate to tighten your soft palate and keep it from snoring. You're jealous. Two 15-minute treatments, snoring cured.

I sleep on my tummy. So I don't have that problem. I don't have that problem. You don't sleep on anything. Yeah, they do. On a mattress. In my bed. If you get into 2023 and you've got your, what do you call it, the things we don't have anymore.

Oh, benefits. Benefits. Yeah, that's the stuff. When you get to 2023 and you need to get your dental work done and you got all your fresh benefits for the year, outdoor dot dental, go and see Dr.J. You will not regret it. And, again, great guy. All of our, I'm, what am I going to say? But it's one of the things I'm most proud of and happy with this whole thing that we're doing.

Everybody we talk to you about here are awesome people. You know what I like seeing? The beauties are starting to talk to the beauties. They are. Guys here want to go there. This guy here and say, what's that guy's not ready? One of those are crisp. Oh, well, speaking of that, I want to drive one of the...

And wait until I tell you about Viena Nova later. Dude. Wait till I had a buddy already. Because he's kicked it up a notch. Come on. Yes. What? Justin's kicked it up a notch.

You've got to be kidding me. I got a buddy went there the other day Check my phone here You can't fix sensitive teeth though For Valentine's Well yeah It's in February

You get them kicked in I was gonna say you take them out Fakes But I have real teeth Nothing to You're goalie That's why I have real teeth There's nothing between the ears

You're a gut Yeah Right yeah you're a bloody goalie Of course I got stitches I have six stitches Above my right eye Just so you know

It's because you were Sleeping in the back The bench Not paying attention You were probably He'll be eating spits. Guartheid. He's hammering a dog in Montreal.

I tell you what happened. I was at Flame Summer Camp in prospect mode and we were playing soccer tennis. And the ball went up and J.F. Damfuss, I think. Or Jean-Claude Van Damme, I'm not sure what his name was.

No, it's not John. He went up. He was busy. And I went up and I headbutter the ball and I smacked him right in the schnaz. I didn't even know I was cut. Not a big deal. Finish the game.

Not a big deal. Didn't J.F. wasn't he traded for Jaeger? No, he wasn't. That's Vinnie Damfus. Idiot. J.F. Barumi? Oh, the goalie.

Yeah, there's a Jaf something. I don't know. He's a goalie. Dabfus. Who was in the Jiguerre trade? Well, that's a long time ago, Dean. That was to Hartford. I'm aware. I believe the Flames got rid of Javier for myself.

It was Jaf Jals? Or no. Was it castles that came back? Yeah. Jiguer trade. Flaim's Jiguer trade. Jigar? Jiggy? Yeah, Jiggy?

Who cares? This is my. Terrible, then. What are you on here? I don't want to fall behind those. Oh, no, look who showed up. Look who it is. It's Frank Saravaleigh or NHL inside.

Ladies and gentlemen, there he is. Yeah. He's either delayed or he's sour. Is he frozen or is he grimacing at us? He's grimacing. Is he taking a dump? Does he green screen that thing? Is he on the toilet?

Take it easy. Frank, can you hear us, buddy? Frank Saravalli out in Philadelphia. What's it, Churchville? Churchville, PA. Churchville, PA. We can see him, but he can't hear. Oh, there is. Now he's live.

Can't hear us. Look at his sweater. Can't drink all day, it says on that sweater. Best hair. Best hair, too, in the week. I'm calling bullshit. I'm falling. We'll get him in here.

We'll get him in here. But there you go. Another one of our, another one of our guests. The eggnog Caesar is not, they're going to recommend not doing that. That's a poor decision. Eggnog Caesar. This Caesar is great to Caesar.

Oh, I see. Too many leaves in the Caesar. It's long, they're long leaves. The Caesar's delicious. Tan, man, can you throw me to basco? I've got to turn this up a little there. Shoveler put a cucumber in there.

Coming up later on in the program, we'll do some Ask Rett for Hope Street. By the way, Property Management. Can't wait for that. You can ask Cron too. I got lots of saying. I'm good. Hashtag Ask Cron.

There he is. There you go. Hashtag Ask the Pros. There he is. Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Cerra Valley, everybody. Good to see you, pal. What's going on?

We like your sweater. I'm horribly delayed. I don't know what's happening here. Yeah, I don't know either. It's all right. We'll do it. We had some issues yesterday. I wonder if it's on our end.

Because it's like cold as shit here. It's minus a thousand million. Does fiber optic? Is it with the wind chill? Does it slow down with the wind chill? Absolutely does. Because I slow down. It doesn't respond well.

Yeah. I'm not sure what. Now, Frank, I know you're doing a huge double take. Yes, that is Brent Cron of the 19-minute and 58-second career with the Dallas Stars. It's taken eighth overall in the first round by the Calgary Flames and the Raft was held in Calgary in 1999. That is the same guy.

2000, you rude. And he obviously knows that. You don't have to tell him that. Obviously. It was his gut. Yeah. He knew. Immediately.

Frank's a professional pender. Not like you, you hack. I am a hack. Fucking pylon. Pigeon. So Frank, we are... Is this four?

What are you drinking, Frank? This is the fifth drink. You're under Caesar, right? Yeah. I think he's frozen. We're talking to a frozen screen. No, he's blinking. Minus 45.

But he's delayed for sure. In-Shall. We got problems. Show me a karate chop. Hey, now, wait. We had a bunch of rules. Am I allowed to drink my beer in the bottle, or do I got to pour it in the bottle? Get it out of the ball.

No labels. No labels. You can put it in a brown paper bag. Okay, so there's Frank. He said he was... He said he was going to be into the bourbon. Oh, he does. Look, he shot bourbon.

There it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Give it one of these. The old swisher, oh, yeah. Yeah. Get a little sniff. He needs a leather couch, too.

You know what I like about Frank is people are surprised that he's a guy that maybe throws out the odd curse or enjoys the odd drinks. I had no idea Frank was like that. I thought Frank was. Professional. Come on. That's Frank Kansera Valley right here, ladies and gentlemen. That guy's a man's man. He's not a pastor.

He's seen some things. He's from Philly. That's right. Throw batteries in Philly. Players. I'm not sure. We'll try. work on on Frankie boy um what are we doing for the Pinder report it's just this right this is the

oh yeah yeah i sent Alex a picture of the rundown it's probably a good reminder of the order of the drinks that we're doing here okay tell us about about village Honda do you see the the 90 prelude everyone's talking about oh the 2023 CRV and it's amazing but no one's talking about the 90 prelude kron two door two door two door it's two door right it's two door two door two door yeah Absolutely. Manual windows. Yep. And, like, aged, like, is graceful, more gracefully than Cron.

As impossible as I might exist. Fine. Yeah. Thanks. You've aged moderate to poorly. The prelude is aged brilliantly. So they have one in the showroom. 40.

40. The hottest girl in high school have that car. Yeah. My buddy had a prelude, and we put what we thought was a dead bird inside it when we went into school. Hot tip. Not a dead bird. And then it wasn't dead. And he was driving home.

you could see him going all over the place. This little sparrow had a lot of fight left in him and nearly pecked his eyes out. That's like the deer that was in the backseat of the car with you and Steve Martin. That's right. I loved your work in that movie. Or the tiger in the hangover.

Strangely enough, the radio works. Somehow. Yeah, somehow. But Village Honda, 76, 6,310th Ave, Northwest, VillageHonda.com, the new CRV hybrid. But again, it comes back to what we were saying. Anthony. Yeah.

Our boy. has been long one of our guys. And we went up and met some of the other folks there. So remember when you met Anthony? I do remember when I met Anthony. Because it was... Oddly enough, another one of these work trips from the old place. It's like, well, it seems like a nice guy,

but probably a little quieter and a little more reserved. And then by the time the plane had landed, it was like, oh, yeah, he's one of the boys, we're good. Yeah, we got to Miami and this quiet... Should we be talking about this? This guy's running a business. This very quiet reserved guy? Just between us.

Right in the mix. Not quiet. served. Yeah. About the same time you were doing high kicks and smoking. It was Miami. Darts? What in Rome? Crushing darts. Smashing darts. What was with the heavy dart consumption? I don't know. I was just, I was feeling the Miami vibes. I felt like a chimney. I needed to hammer darts the whole weekend. Did you hold it like this or did you do the dropers on there? I don't know. We were at this place that doesn't get busy until about 3 a.m. and my buddy, ah, I was just handed 20s. back every 20 minutes for backrubs and we're hammering darts right by the stage.

If you don't smoke and you decide to smoke on a bender, you will be more sick than any amount of booze you could ever drink. Yeah, I thought it'd COVID. I was probably just the worst hangover in my life. You survived. Or both. No, you guys did have COVID. We absolutely.

We were probably patient zero in Alberta. Pinder brought it to Alberta. Then I went back to Blue Jays Spring Training eight days later and brought another load back just to make sure that if we really got a good. Spread it out You're no good in Mexico either You're loser Oh that was that street meat

I was so excited I'm like Rett my treat I'm gonna buy you a taco off A vendor with a cart With wooden wheels This is gonna be authentic as shit Rat pretends to eat it And throws it on the ground

I'm like rat When I eat it And sure enough I spent the next 36 hours on a toilet While you guys are on the beach We're We're standing in line to go to this awesome restaurant and this idiot, like, buys a street taco.

That is violently ill the next day. I actually went and knocked on his door to make sure he's okay. Did the person look reputable? Did you trust this vendor? No, but it was cost efficient. They were very inexpensive. It could have been rat meat, probably was. What's this one?

Well, and you know what else it is, too? Because he loves the hot sauce. It's not enough to get the street meat. Do you have any hot sauce? When we got to the real place, the hot sauce was flying. Do you remember at that restaurant? Yeah. That restaurant, you were crushing hot sauce.

Oh, I was very proud of myself. Chalula? Chalula is a mild sauce. We had some hot stuff. It's a pepper chine. Can we have an update before we try and we'll bring Frank in one more time. Do you have a scorecard update? Coffee, Irish cream.

Ha-ding. Mimosa. Ha-ding. Thank you. Egg-knock and rum. Ha-ding. What's got. What's got?

What's the pepperchini pepper? It's hot. Delicious. A peppercini? Pappuccini. Paloma. Hading. Caesar, we're working our way through.

Next up, beer. Well, I'm done to Caesar. I'm halfway through my beer. Let's go. Yeah, well, it's Eastern time. Asht, we're behind you here. We're playing ketchup. I'm also halfway down my beer.

That's fair. He's moving briskly over there. I'm quite impressed. If you move this quick in the crease, you would have got more than 20 minutes. I remember my first drink. Moscow Mule will follow the tropical punch.

Rye Ginger number nine, we close out with a wild card. What about a white wine spritzer? Because this is a lot of volume. The beer? The beer. Oh, it takes up space.

Oh, quit whiting. It's a 355. This is a tall boy. Other and loft for God sake. Get hammered and let her know how you feel. Oh, that is a lot of fluid.

It's a lot. That's all I'm saying. I'm going to drink it. It's fine. But it's just. It's delicious after a Paloma. Okay, we'll have a shot instead. Got a message from Frank.

It's not working. It's unfortunate. Screw you. I'm done. Here's his text. Not working, I tried. Wearing a proper Christmas sweater that says, can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Ah, I missed the bottom part of the sweater. And I had a fine bourbon pour to say thank you for taking the leap to join our crew. Oh, Frankie. Frankie, boy. Oh, that's so kind. That's so kind of a. Social Bowl. Daily face.

off Nation Network. I'll grab a piece of paper.com. I got some TP here if you need. This is hot. Sweating now. I's a good boy. So here's a question. Can I ask a question?

Sure. Does it matter if you chug the drinks if you're going to be sure to have 10 inside an hour and a half anyway? We got two hours and you can go at your own pace. People are chirping me. They're saying I'm making an excuse. I'm not making an excuse.

I'm just because this is kind of a, a neat experiment. The Paloma was very quick. This is the inaugural. Yeah. You don't have to impress anybody, Dean, though. You know that, right? I'm fine.

You're good. You're secure with who you are and you do what you need to do. There's not a lot of expectation for your dean. So I know. It's very low. The guy never leaves his house. So this show will end.

What is the rest of your Thursday, Warner? One of the Sabres game today? My Thursday? Yeah. I got to go. No, they canceled the game tomorrow. I was going to take the kids to the game, but they canceled it. They did cancel it.

Frank gave you the heads up on that too. I saw the Red Wings. Same thing. They canceled the game. Postponed a game. It's awesome when they canceled games. It's mayhem. They said 27 foot waves on Lake Superior.

What? You could surf if you wouldn't die. That's amazing. 27. Die. You were going to die. And I've been on the cover of Surf Magazine. That's right.

Well, 92? 92. That's the top of the wave. and then there's the trough. That's right. And you get right into the, you know, that thing. Anyone who needs to find me later,

I'll be at the trough at about six people. I got a sports. I'm going to a Christmas party after this, but I got a question for it. Has anyone, this is a sports question, has any NFL team had to overcome more to be in first place than the Buffalo Bill?

No. What have they had to overcome? Weather. Oh, they had to play. doors in Detroit. Play in Indianapolis. So they had to play in Sanchez. Move all their stuff.

They had to take scadoos to the airport for Christ's sake. Like they had to leave early this week. So one less day of traffic again or practice again. Like of court, like you guys make fun of the bills and say, well, they're maybe not that good. But there's not a team that's had to battle the adversity that the Buffalo Bills have had to battle. I believe the word you're searching for is gripped. Yet here we sit in first place like a true Buffalo Bills team should be. The booze is kicking in in New York State, I can tell you right now.

You know what, his, he's getting garbled. He is, that's good. No, no, no. I think his camera's been drinking too. This is, uh, what's the waves that are coming in and hitting his house? It's a cumulative effect of the booze. We're seeing Rhett as he's feeling. Nobody's over come.

There to go indoors after riding. ATVs is the stovamov. You guys all make fun of the bill. And they had to beat the brows of Jacoby-Prescent. No one's overcome more ever. Is Thurman Thomas still live in Buffalo?

Nobody visits off. Oh, that's good. Who is the guy you got hammered with? Big tree. That's Bruce Smith. Bruce Smith. And what'd you do? What a big dude, that guy.

And Ruben Brown, I got right smashed at a dance club with Ruben Brown. Downtown, baby. Dance club. You showing off your minutes? Nightclub. Yeah. Well, I wasn't, but Rubin's looking sharp on the floor.

You're on camera when you... I'm hanging up. I'm trying to be quiet so nobody can see me. You're hanging up. Okay, that's going to reset. That's going to reset. Hey, guys, how about if you are... Because today we're doing this show, it's the 22nd.

But depending on when you're... It doesn't matter when you're watching it. It doesn't matter when you're listening to it. The one thing you need to know is BK. B.K. Bullfork liquor. if you're heading out of town. Brent Cron. BK. I guess it is kind of Brent Cron, right?

Is that what it is? Is it an homage to Brent Cron? I pick it up right away. It's not for everybody. Serving Calgary since 1997, craft beer, wine spirits. There you have all the info as far as their social media is concerned. They are next to the McDonald's and the Starbucks in front of Canada Olympic Park,

right of the Trans Canada as you're on your way to the mountains. Stop in there, make that. Make that when you're planning, okay, what do we got to do? We got to this, this, this, and I've got to stop by the liquor store. When you're on your way out. When you want to watch your kid play hockey at Win Sport,

pick up a case and your wife. Well, we're talking to Mandeep. He says, you know what? There's a lot of kid tournaments and stuff. That's your hookup. Ideally placed. Ideally placed. It's a strategic location before every practice.

Yeah, well. And if you need a quick, ain't that the truth. 40 or 60 nugs? Right? I put it in my water bottle when I go out there and coached kids. when are you going to eat your nuggets you fucking chintzy I want to make a big event of it

so let's make an event Fantasy football Grunner how many nugs could you get to take down You know what I'm a huge Nug fan They used to have the 20 The 20 pack right? They used to what do you mean? It comes and goes

I've been all over the western provinces And it comes and goes You know what honestly I'm afraid to Even try to calculate how much I could eat of those with sweet and sour sauce or barbecue. What the hell is that on our top row? Look who's on our screen. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Wolverine.

Yes, the Wolverine. Our boy, Jared, Jared Sharp, Flaves Nation, the Nation Network, the Wolverine. He is the machine that makes Barn Burner and Flames Nation, the entire, everything. He makes it all run, the Wolverine. Please consult the Wolverine if you'd like to sponsor the pre-show. Yeah, if you need some sponsor. some sponsorship. How did you, I mean, I'm new to this.

How did you garner the Wolverine? Just curiosity's sake. I met him once and it was obvious he was a wolverine. Everyone has an animal. You know that? Like spirit animal? You know why? Short of it, yeah.

Yeah. He is fearless. He'll say, we need some spot. We need a sponsor for this. I'll just go in there. We'll go cold call. We'll go in. We'll pitch it.

Let's go. I'll fucking roll up at the G-wagon and park in the handicapped spot. We'll get a meeting with the manager today. That's the Wolverine right there. But it's also one of those things. You never parked in a hand again. Okay, I'm exactly right. Wolverine.

You know what? We started this dumb podcast thing, and the first day we met Jared and Princey was at the beltliner. We leave. I text Red. I'm like, we just met the Flames Nation guys. He's like, so what did you think? I'm like, I don't know.

It's glass half empty. I'm always optimistic guy. So what's the sales guy? I don't know. He's kind of, he's a little fucking greasy. You know what I said? I said, this guy is a sales guy. You know, you meet some people in sales?

You don't know if they should be in sales? This guy, he's wearing a Wolverine. Friggin' red socks, hoodie, and a ball hat. I don't know about this guy. How do you guys get along? Famously. He's amazing. Jared, swimming late.

Again. He's going to own that brewery down the block in a week. And it sounds like I'm full of it. This guy's one of the best guys you'll run into. Solid human, great guy. If he says he's doing it, he does it. Hustler. Hard worker.

We are not here without him. It's the truth. at a tip. What did you just order food? What did you order? Do not tip. No, that's the shuffler. Oh, wow.

The shuffler just handed me that. Give her a custom tip. Go on. Give her a tip, you cheap prick. Go off the menu, see what 50 bucks gets you. So there's the Wolverine. You hear us talking about them all the time. Jared, Merry Christmas, buddy.

We wanted you to be here. Merry Christmas, boys. What's behind you there? This is the second best. Is that John Lennon? It is. V. I. Lennon, Vladimir Elyitz, Ulyanov. Lennon.

I might wear a Mets hat in the new year, too, boom. Oh, they're spending money. Holy. Just trying to keep up. It's good for baseball. What happened to your Red Sox? They used to spend money. No, they're just, they get to keep it all their change in the safe.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. It's not good. So tell us about how. Wow. Friggin' fantastic this show is. It was terrible. Fucking, fuck the Max.

Tell us about this show. Hey, who's the guy that they're paying for that guy that makes money every July 1st? That's Bobby Bonilla. Yeah. Bobby Bonilla day. What do they get? He get a million every July 1? I think so.

I don't know the date, but it's a million every year. Yeah, deferred his salary. So every July 1 until the end of time, he gets a million dollars. Yeah. It's like Warner, stealing money. I wasn't smart enough to steal money. Nor good enough. Two strikes are out.

But that's bullshit. That's debatable, Ryan. Look, you had eight knee surgeries. It wasn't your fault, okay? It was my fault. Well, it's good to see you, Wolverine. Merry Christmas too. Do you have any messaging for us?

Anything that you'd like to alert the... Oh, see you bye. All right, he's going. Oh, there's back. There he's okay. Working on new partnerships as we speak, so I'll leave you with that. that. Okay, we'll just drive viewership and stuff and blood alcohol content. See you. Bye.

Oh, Merry Christmas. We love you. God love you. Merry Christmas to you. The tropical punch. I'm lost. Appreciate you. You are a quality human. Can I make a comment? Clearly, Pender is pissed off the Wolverine and his antics. This guy doesn't look too excited to work with us anymore. No, he's a gem. You're going to love him. He was a little camera shy. It put his TV wig on. He wasn't ready. Okay, we need a scorecard update

because we are approaching the one-hour mark. We're long past the work. We're good. We're on pace to be in good shape here. Before we get the update. I feel like we've maybe floored it a little bit too much. It's kind of like a 10-K run. There's different strategies.

Do you go hard early? You can save it late. It's like a bent. It's like getting away with the boys. for a weekend bender. You think the night before you're going to take it easy, but then when you get together,

yeah, right? You always start to trip off on it with a bang. So we're all excited. It's all good. Connor, you got something you got to add? You said,

yeah, I'm trying to get a word in here, but it's not really working. You know, I just wanted to buy some time here for a second. Okay. And if I may. Somebody to pee, what's up? You, all of us actually had this conversation

years ago. Remember my tent trailer, right? Yes. You. And remember when I told you the story that, you know, I was going to buy it outright, but the fleecy salesman sold it to me on a finance. Correct? Because you're still making payments on it.

Wait a second. Okay. I bought it in 2006, correct? Uh, yeah. You tell me. Oh, geez. Made my last $68 payment on Monday. Hey, nice.

It's all yours, Carter. They'll never take it from you. It's mine. And I stuck it out. I'll tell you that. $68? It was a $9,000, $10 trailer. that turned into a $20,000

10-10% because I didn't understand financing. Yeah, but it spread it out good. Oh, $68 every two weeks. You show that sales guy. You think about it. Between January 1st and 14th, he's got an extra $68

between January and the end of January, another $68 bucks. Right? It was bi-weekly, right? So it was $140 bucks a month. Imagine what you can do with that now. You could, like, buy a slice of cheese and a half-drank beer.

Anyway, I figured, you know, I was really excited to tell you guys this, it's a big deal for me and my family. Wow, we were worried about it. This music drunk is a receiver ship? I know you were. Oh, we got some problems. Is this even happening?

Because yesterday, the highlights of stuff are getting glitchy. Now I'm hearing the old hoop-de-do in the music. Music's a little off. I like that. I hope Alice is okay. Is Alex okay? We got an email from Mark.

Is Mark someone that employs us? No, this is Mark. Now, in fairness, supporting the podcast. Good day. I was the winning bitter, bitter in the Barn Burner experience. Oh, boy.

I was just wondering when I should expect to hear someone to figure out some plans. Thanks a ton and have a great day. Signed Mark. Hey, Mark, calm the fuck down. Hey, Mark, Merry fucking Christmas. Jesus Christ, Mark. You know what?

Jesus. I'm going to check off on Friday. Shopping to do. We got to get hammered on the show. Like, Christ, settle down. Pump the fucking break. Mark. We'll go for dinner.

Fuck. You want to meet in the parking lot for a minus 40 beer? Jesus. We'll wait until it gets nice. We'll do something fun. You know, maybe if one of you guys

could get back to him, maybe, you know, let them know what? Let's do it on the 25th. What do you think? Christmas morning, let's get together for brunch. I think you should get up

early in Texas. Prick. Mark, you're going to meet it. We're meeting it. We're meeting at 4M. Mark, thanks for your bid. Thanks for your bid.

Now, you know what? Hey. Hey. We raised nearly $21,000 for adopt a family. Did you get the email? We were a parking ticket away from $21,000. We... Did you get a big check?

Oh yeah, we got a big one. It's right over there. When I say we, I mean, everyone that listens or watches to this show. So you, 19 families, and we got the email from closer to home, 19 families, it lists the names and all that. Think about that. 19. Just think of a neighborhood. But 19 homes wouldn't have a tree or Christmas or presents or food.

That, that whole thing. 19 chimneys, 19 Christmas trees. Everybody who watches this podcast and supported it. So I'm having fun with you, Mark. Thank you for your bid. Thanks to everybody for your bids. Your donations, if you haven't heard from us, just be patient. We're.

I'll get back to you. Awesome. 21 grand. That's insane. Cron. If Mark wants you to come to dinner with us, would you accept that invite? Where are we going? Well, I did promise kind of a selection.

Liberty. Yeah. Well, I know a guy. Cron, do you have any friends? Lots of them. Shockingly. You know a guy?

But I'm not going to invite them. I'm just going to show it myself. There you see the bump. What about James Hardin from BK. Beaufort liquor? Madrose Pub. We were up at Madrose last week. Next time I go,

I'm getting the war wanton. I heard it. We've heard it on the chat. And dude up at war. Because I want you to eat the whole pizza. I had the whole pizza. He was in a shame spiral for two days. I don't need him doing that again.

Don't blame. Don't blame Madrose Pub. It was, well, that's what it was. good. I ate the whole. I would like Madrose Pub. It was a delicious pizza. You ate it all. Couldn't stop. Can't stop. Won't stop. Didn't eat again for three days. You put it on on Twitter that you feel ashamed.

I was in a bad way. Yeah. So if you go to Mad Rose or to the pizza, don't eat it all. You're heard of this place I'm checking out right now. Eat it all. Mad Rose Pub. So you're up. Next opportunity to win tickets with Mad Rose, the Godreau return game. Oh.

With the Columbus Blue Jackets on what, the 22nd, 23rds? It's the best Monday game of the year. year, guaranteed. 15 Royal Vista Place, Madrose. Dot Pub. Online. Get the food ordered in. What are your thoughts?

Go ahead. Connor. Yeah, what? What are your thoughts on the Goddrow situation over the summer? I thought it's Bush League. And the guy's got no spine, and I thought he could probably handle it better.

Oh. Then would it be your beliefs that Columbus was really high on his list? No. Places to end up? I think it's default, and I think he fucked himself. And now he's just got. to do his best as make a chicken salad out of chicken ship. You think you'd rather be here?

Yeah, he's a base. No, I don't think he wants to be here at all, but I think he had a better option line. I mean, this is all speculation, right? We're here for your drunken speculation. But it's Bush League. You know, you can't, he's not a kid anymore, and you got to have a nut sack,

and you could probably tell people what you wanted to do or not before you did it. What's not happening? Are you mulling already? Are you onto the mule? I haven't even started my fruit punch. It's like the, it's like the Sahara Desert in here. It's very dry.

There's the lineup in case we forget, because we will. Did you finish the mule already? Are you done the mule? I thought you were waiting for the mule. Are you on to write? It's empty pender. Oh, boy. I can have to.

I can have two. You do you. Hit the, hit the Rye Ginger, wildcard. You have another mule. She eyeballed me. There was an eye roll. Horse eye. The horse eye.

Remember that? Ah, the music. The music's kind of hammered too. I like that. Okay, listen. Not you, Cron. And I'm pointing to you because you're in your living room. But you, Pinder and you read, and myself.

Not to, you know, pump our own tires. Yeah. But how great did we did with the Christmas gifts this year? Oh. Grand Slam. Never done better. Never done better. Venova.com.

I'm normally scrambling right now, losing my shit. Yeah. Like, she's already wrapped six things for me. She's been planning this for six months. And I have no clue. What do you get the woman

that already has everything? I don't know what to do. This year? Way ahead of the game. Much like Mandi, BK Beaufort Liquor on social media. He's like, hey, you know what I'm,

and why I like the old show, I like the new show, would like to, maybe we can get involved. Beninova, lab grown diamonds. Let's go see them. So me and the Wolverine, we go over to Stephen Avenue Place. We meet with Justin.

Next thing you know, yeah, let's get, let's try it. Christmas is coming, maybe in front of Christmas and in front of Valentine's Day. We'll kind of ramp it up a little bit, get you knowing and get you talking about lab grown diamonds and why they're really the way to go. Can you rear them? Our buddies have been using the promo code to beat the band. Thank you, buddies. Well done. Justin is a couple guys reached out. Yes. They're like, hey, I went without the wife. I'm worried.

I'm going in blind, but I'm trusting Justin. And I said, if you're trust in Justin, Christmas has been saved. Poet. You trust hashtag trust in Justin. Trust what you do. Yeah, I like that. So here's, and I said earlier that he kicked it up a notch, get a load of this. So you go online, Barnburner, promo code, one word. You go into the store. Barber. Say, hey, you don't heard about it on Barnburner. heard about it almost. 15% off your purchase. Today is the 22nd.

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Get 15% set off and they will deliver it to you. But Dean, I'm hammered and it's the 22nd or 23rd. I'm not sure which and I need to get a gift. I can't be driving and it's minus 30. How do I save Christmas? Venanova.com. Thank you.

promo code, one word. I got a new girlfriend. I got an impress her. My side piece. She loves lab growing diamonds. Vena Nova.com. Justin, I'm glad it's working for you. And thank you to all the buddies.

You've been listening. You went in there and you saw, Why would we spend more when we could spend less and have the exact same thing? Have the exact same thing at up to 80% less lab-grown diamonds. And if you're stumbling around like a lot of us are right before Christmas, just do it. Cron, you're a loser. What have you got? Get it done.

You have no idea of the things that I've done. You have no fucking idea. You know what? You pathetic loser. What the hell are you doing for Christmas? I wasn't even listening. You know what? I grew my own diamonds.

Why would you do this to your wife? I grow my own diamonds. Idiots. Fuck, I hate this place. Those are dangle berries. Those are diamonds. I got to go to the can. All right, go.

Have a good one. I have a cave underneath my house where I... Wait, wait, wait, wait. The Shreveller has to go somewhere. I need... What's the last drink we're drinking? Well, Ryan, grind something before you can choose what you want. So you're going to go back to do another mule.

Okay, well, I'm having peanut butter. Oh, he's doing the peanut butter. Did we gas the rosé? It's here. That could be a wild card. The wild card is drink a bottle of it. Once again, if you're looking on on screen, you see all of that,

those wonderful drinks, all of it provided. Can you put that football helmet on behind you? By our buddy, Mandi, BK, Beaufort Liquor. Look at it. Right there, that's all you need to know. I thought I was coming in for analysis today. Once, shush, once again,

dealing, throw that back up there, Alex. We deal with good people. Jay Patel. Put it back up there. Matt Madrose Pub, our buddy up at Bontan meets Greg Keller just absolutely went over the top. Anthony and Ron. Everybody. Surge and Nikki.

Trusting Justin. I was like, hey, you know what, Mandip, we're thinking to doing this thing. What do you need, boom? What do you need? Don't worry any more about it. BK liquor, craft beer, wine, spirits. The address. But again, I say it because you know where it is.

If you've lived in Calgary for any amount of time or have driven West, you've seen this place. Beaufort Liquor, BK. Beaufort Liquor, 97 Bow Ridge Drive, Northwest, next to the McDonald's and the Starbucks in front of Canada Olympic Park, right of the Trans-Canada before you hit up the mountains. Obviously. Mandi, you're good people. Shoutouts, buddy. And ripped, apparently, looking in that photo.

Jacked. Iggy's like, I'll take a photo, but I'm a little nervous. Iggy's like, I'd rather not. He's like, do you want to throw them? I'll pose right now. Made of stone. I guess I'll take the photo, but I'll be honest. A little pee came up.

out. I'm, I don't want to throw hands. I'll take a photo. I'm happy to buy this gift because I don't drink, but I'm happy to buy this gift for somebody else. Please, for Red Warner. Don't hurt me. Speaking of which, how's your bladder? Because Rhett, we've got a frozen screen from him. We have, we're probably, I'm halfway through six. Where are you? I'm on to the punch. I'm in the punch. Are you not done your beer yet? The beer is like a brick wall. I know it's hard. What the hell's going on? And the Caesar was tough. Too many ice gibbs? I don't know. You guys are soft. Probably.

Yeah. You're like booms, dogs, puppy poo. Just soft. Well, you know what? It varied in consistency. I'm a tropical punchout. It started solid and then, you know. So anyway, so anyway, you're,

the mules. Your dog. Here's what happened. You want to know a bunch of dog? For people that don't know, Red bought a dog, COVID dog. Oh, let's get a dog for the kids.

Loves dogs except here's the thing. Red hates dogs. His family loves dogs. His wife and kids. children adore dogs. K-9s, huge fans. Sidebar, me and you just right now. No one else listening?

You're most everyone else. You go to their house in Calgary? Yeah. On the wall? There's photos of the kids with the dog. Oh, fuck. Awkward. So anyway, this dog's living at my house now for what, second or third year?

What kind of dog is it? He's, uh, what, Rhett? What kind of dog is he? That's a bunch of box. Pomeradian with fucking papers. It's a show dog. That's not. What is it, right? A leopard?

It's a miniature boxer. It's a... What are you call that pattern of the hairy, Scott? Is it a tortoise shell? Okay, you're going to need the shush. You're getting your little... Shut your yap. Princey, cancel him.

He just said for you to cancel him. He's three-quarters boxer and what, a quarter like Boston Terrier or French bulldog or something like that. He's a great boy. Good listener? Well, yeah, you know what? Very obedient. You can tell, though, he's been...

there's been some trauma in his early Yeah, doesn't trust easily, hey? Yeah, so this, uh, this rescue dog that I have. Oh, yeah. I'm tired of that rescue dog. Crap. Kids found a laser pointer. Yeah.

And kind of, up and down the hall. Burnt his eye out? No, no, no, no, no. On the bus and junior, when you're shining people's eyes as you're driving at 2 a.m. from Prince George back to Seattle. Anything for entertainment. Oh, man. Anyway, sorry.

So anyway. I had one. They get them all wound up with this laser pointer. Up the hall, down the hall, up the hall, climbing the walls. Oh, you? He's got a little PTSD. Is he a cat?

Does he chase dots? Like, dogs don't chase that crap. You fried his freaking brain? So now he'll just stand in the middle, in the middle of the living room. You pull out a pan or something from the drawer. Yeah. Until he gets cataracts.

You won't have to deal with that stuff anymore. What's his name? What's its name? They renamed him. we had to rename him. He changed the damn name. He was Louis. He was Louis.

Sweet Lou. Now? My neighbor was named Louis. So I'd go in the back. Louis. Louis. Stop taking a crunch in my backyard. Louis.

Louis, don't piss that. So Buster's. Stop humping my leg, Louie. Buster's brain is weirdo. Sorry. But he's a sweet boy.

He's a sweet boy. Sweet Lou. He was snuggled up with me this morning. I woke up. Short hair dog, correct? Yeah. Hypoalogenic. Hates the cold.

Came in. If your dog. came in yesterday he was like oh, ho, ho, holy fuck, he said. He said, holy fuck, couldn't believe it. Wow. His pot. First time ever.

He's like, Jesus Christ, Jesus, it's cold. Holy shit. Holy shit. It was so cold for that poor bugger. I felt bad for it. See the one that stared at you when he took a giant shit in your...

No, it was the other one. That's my golden. I love her. So you have two. I got two, yeah. Well, I had one. The golden knew you had to take the huge dump on the hardwood. She was smart enough.

It's too cold. This guy, I don't even know where he's poo? And is he's holding it? Have you ever had the pants? Hey, have you ever been out of breath after you've taken a shit? I've passed out. I've legitimately passed out. You passed out?

The show is over. And hit my head on the bathtub. Come on. Shut up. But I survived. There's one thing I'm good at is surviving. Oh, fucking. I have incredible ab strength, just so you don't.

Right? Core strength, if you will. That's what I think about. What I think about Brent Crone is course strength. Incredible ab girth. Yeah. It's so hot in here. Circumference.

Right? The sweater. You got a fire on behind you, Dean. The sweater and hat are so hot. So you passed out. Put that helmet on again. I got over it. I got up and finished the job.

Oh. So anyway. This is a best pace catching up to us. Can't try harder. That's the extent of your story is that it happened. I really can't get into it, Red. I'd love to, but I can't. My lawyer says I shouldn't until later with the end pending. January 27th, 29th, it's the 2023 Jasper Pond Hockey Tournament up at the beautiful Jasper Park Lodge.

You've been to the JPL crowd? No, never. Is that the one with the bridge that's got glass and you can fall off? I've never been. Join Boomer and Pinder. That's us. That's us. On the ice at the Friday night hot stove event. are hosting along with Frank Saraje.

Is that in Jasper? That's right. Awesome. The Jasper Park Lodge is in Jasper. Good work, crime. Oddly enough. Well, there's other places named Jasper. Princey had to leave the room.

It was not a huge headpake. It actually is in Jasper. Yeah. My God. Sign up your team for an incredible weekend of hockey on the pond with us, many other special guests. There's watch parties, great food, great drinks, the hot stove, as we said.

Plus, you're in... How many nights you stand? Jasper, but she's, let me get through this fucking read. Two weeks? You're worse than Pinder right now. The way it was. No, I'm not. Sorry, pardon me.

I digress. Visit C-H-E Hockey.com for more information. Register your team today. End of January, Jasper, Mountains, Snow. I'm in. Good times. Let's go. Jasper Park Lodge and the Jasper Pond Hockeyter.

Just to make sure they're not throwing us off the scent. When you say hockey, They'll be people playing hockey and the pond it'll be frozen water. That's right, Brent. Okay, good. Does anybody need a goalie? Because I know. There's no goalies.

You don't play goalie now. I do now. I'm back on it. You should see, honestly, the position is actually way easier now with no pressure. It's awesome. I'm going to ask people. I'm going to ask people that would know whether. Yeah, I'm not buying that shit.

You should actually, you know what? I'll guarantee 100 times out of 100. They'll say he should still be playing. Kron, you look like a young, young Dustin Bufflin. You should be playing defense right now. How good did he do? Pretty good, didn't he? Yeah.

You idiot. I hear you stink. Wasn't it Glennie was telling us? He's like, my hockey bag, not me. My hockey bag, because I didn't play for a while because I was sad.

All the above. Alumni skate, I was dressed next to Kron. Holy cow. He was just pissed because he didn't score. That's why.

So he's just a low-hanging fruit. Right? Guys like that just want to just rip on you because your glove hand works. It's sad. I don't believe that's in what happened. Pinder, you couldn't tie my skates.

How about Glennie? Good guy. Curtis Glennie. I saw Glennie two days ago. go. Did you? Alumni skate at the Saddle Dome? He has like 18 kids. It's the most beautiful family I've ever seen. He lives in an RV.

He loves in a bear spot. Oh, right. Sorry, pardon me. He owns an RV and lives in bear a pot. Sorry, I apologize. Once again. Great family, great kids, great wife. And he's got some. He's doing ice times.

Hey, anyone notice? He's coaching an amp. Go ahead, sorry. Brett. Anyone notice how the shoveler she didn't want to be seen, but she keeps going back and forth. across the camera. Tell her a company.

Hey, are you guys still on? Oh, so you're still on? Are the bills on yet? Did you guys do edge work on the ice? Merry Christmas, everyone. Yeah. He's good. Oh, no.

There's the Jopla. That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh, that makes me happy. That's my gift. That's my Christmas. Everyone. I love it.

Oh, that's good. I might need to call Justin again. I was going to say, did you give her the Vien and all the stuff? Did she have that yet? No, no, she hasn't seen it. No, no, she picked it, but she hasn't seen it. She's not good if she doesn't pour another effing drink here. Let's go.

How is your piss, Rhett? I'm right there, buddy. I feel the need to keep going. That's usually a good side. I want to break the seal too early. What number are you on, Dean? I just... I'm still on seven.

I'm on seven, too. Alex. Cronner. What number are you on, Cronner? You on 10, a threat? We're just pouring nine here right now. Okay. Croner, have you had peanut butter whiskey?

No. I haven't. When are you going to piss, Dean? I have some in the kitchen over here. Bring it over. I actually just bought a house right by you. You can obviously see. You can see my Christmas tree.

Ritter's window that you can see rats place. I'll be over in a second. Who was it? You came swimming up to my dock with? I float. I don't swim. Didn't you swim up to my dock? That wasn't me.

I'm not a seal, rat. More of a whale. No, I'm... Not a whale either. I'm... I'm... A squid. I wasn't me.

Nope. I've only been to your house once. No, no, no. That wasn't me. I was a very well-behaved young man back then trying to make the national hockey like staying away from... Right, you didn't invite the H.

You didn't invite the H. That's weird, eh? This is when I move to the southeast. I fucking hate it. Ryan Pender. So it's time for Ask Rent, brought you by Hope Street Rental Property Management. I tried to burn his house down once. Don't waste your own valuable time.

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That's right. Locations in Vancouver, Edmonton. and Calgary. It's a property menagerie. Hope Street.com. I had some questions here. I'm crying. That's a good stuff. Hey, Rhett. Favorite Christmas movie. Oh, good question. Family Stone.

Is your name, Rhett? Shut up. We'll have the questions for the Texas stars later. Jesus. The sound of Christmas. You know what, Ryan? The sound of Christmas. What?

Yeah. What is it? It's really good. Is this in the New York Philharmonic Orchestra? What are you talking about this sound of Christmas? What is it? What was it?

Yeah, that's the movies. He could have faked. He pulls the sound. He could have said, Home Alone. What? I hate Home Alone. I feel bad for McCulley Culkin. Really?

He got screwed. Because he's a child actor, or do you feel for his character? Cron. It's not for me? I can't talk now. nice. Oh. I heard what you said.

He's got screwed by the acting community. Don't cancel our show crime. Who invited this guy? Next. That was you. If Boom and Pinder were in the NHL, what kind of guys would they be in the room? Well, boom.

Bender would go too far and annoy everyone. That's correct. And quickly wear out his welcome. And Boom, boom's the guy you would play with for a decade and not know he was on your team. Because when you went on the roads, save it.

He would room service it. Like there would be Fortnight. Once every seven years he'd come out of the shadows and come through a team party. And you'd be like, wow,

look at that guy. He's tons of fun. And then he discused. Dean Moulbord played 800 games. What? Yes. Yes. Exactly.

I remember him in junior. It's okay. You can go that way. Because I know you're, I know how you really feel. I'd be one of the best guys in the room. When you come out of your shell, you're a ton of fun and Pinder's annoying

but typically you don't come out of your shell and Pender comes out of his too often so it's... Pinder doesn't have a shell. I have no shell. He's a turtle without a shell. He's a soft shell turtle. He's a soft shell turtle. Turtle without a shell.

Who has a lizard? A more punchable face, Boomer or Pinder. Oh, that's not close. Jesus. Punch anyone. That's very diplomatic. Slap. You've had 11 drinks.

You can answer it. Who fought a Genla in the dressing room? I've said it before. I wanted to hit Pinder with a hammer. Early on. Come around. Actually, let me read. Probably still does.

Who fought Funuf in the flames dressing room? No one. Oh, Red. That was your chance. The location is wrong. Oh, it wasn't in the dressing room. Remember you said no hockey questions? I asked you last week about carrot cake

But it was about raisins in the carrot cake And then we kind of got onto the raisins thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Carrot cake Do you enjoy carrot cake? Yes, because I love a cream cheese frosting Now do you like carrots? No, I will never eat a carrot on its own

Say I won't eat it. The carrot cake is a, it's an en, I'm a carnivore. Why would you like a carrot cake? It sounds horrible. Okay. Yeah, but my mom used to make zucchini chocolate chip cake. Where are you going?

And it was to die for. You could eat zucchini? Timmy, sit down. Don't trip on your drapes there, Krunner. Watch the drapes. Okay. So, okay. I love character.

So what? Again, tell the best of zucchini. What? Can you chocolate chip cake? Yeah, you shred it all up. It keeps, it's delicious. It keeps it moist. I can take your leave carrots.

But if you say, hey, what if I made a cake and put a bunch of carrots in it? I'd say, no thanks. Get out of here. No chance. But why is carrot cake good? It's not. It's one of the, it's an unsolved mystery. Doesn't make sense.

Because of the cream cheese frosting. That's why. You know who's got a good carrot cake retro? Mercado. Oh. I'll give you a true story about my wife. We went to dinner at Mercado, had the tag, the whole, the whole thing.

On the way out, stop at the little deli in the back there, whatever you did the market. Mm-hmm. Oh, carrot cake. So, of course, we've got to eat it in the vehicle. Can't wait until you get home or the next day. No, no. In the vehicle.

Immediately after dinner. Ooh, I don't know if this one maybe isn't quite as fresh I would like back into Mercado. Grabbed another one. Yep, that one's fresh. Ate the entire friggin carrot cake right in the truck. That's the one I live with.

She's the best. Red on 14th, hammering carrot cake. So good. How good's Mercado Retro? It's the best. It's really good. You got text to all me. You won't text me back.

I'm annoying. What? Yeah. All right. Ask Rette brought to you by Hope Street rental property management. locations in Calgary, Edmonton and Vancouver, Canada's property manager

of the year. Hey, hey, hey, what, dead, that, dot, that. The website. Cron is visible. Look at this. Timmy the Boz guy. Let me just reach over here and grab this.

Look, someone's at Cron's house. Here's a professional. Look at how sharp. He looks all the time. Even in a hat, he looks sharp. Hey? It's Tim the Booskett. Ladies gentlemen, Tim the Boos guy.

No, no, it's the artist formerly known as Tim the Boos guy. A quick question. Tim the weed guy. Where the fuck of you been? Mr. Hey, I'll come and mix you drinks. Thanks for showing up at the end of the show. No, no. I said he'd mixed drinks.

And then he's like, I'd better come by with some shots of Jameson. And I'm like, buddy, we're trying not to die. We don't need shots of Jameson. He's like, okay, I guess I'm not invited. I'm like, no, you are invited. Come on over. but don't be selling shots of Jameson.

You told me to beat it. You're like, beat it. We're doing nine drinks in 30 minutes or whatever we're doing. I'm like, okay, I'm bringing shots. You're like, Alex. You told me to beat it. Alex, can you please play the video from Greta the other day from last week? Because the Wolverine and Pindra went to Greta last week.

We had to do a little Christmas. Watch this mess. Look at this nonsense. This is Christmas ready. Everyone is dressed up in costumes and fancy blazers. If you want to take, and again, if you want to take people to out, you got, You're tired of being in the house with too many people. Greta.

Edmonton, Calgary, wherever. Go to Greta. Arcade, great food, good times. The same type of a place Tim the Boozga and I would go. Cannot keep you out of there. Look at this. Look at that hair. Guitar Hero.

Look at this guy's blazer. Yeah. I love guitar hero. Yeah. See? Look at this guy. See, your Greta wheeling around. Mario cut right there.

Yeah. Oh, beautiful. Your life is a. I'm going to win. Your life is a disco. It really is. God love you, Greta. But truly, and you know what?

I was going to mention another thing. If you're looking, because we know what it's like with family. You've got all kinds of family around. It's like one day, two, day, three, day, four day. It goes on and on, right? Do it look great afternoon. South Street Burger. Go out to one of the South Street,

Cell Street Burger locations. And you know what it is? Because you build your own burger. Challenge your family, uncle, aunt, grab whatever. 30 plus toppings on the menu, let's go. Build your burger and roll through your family and then you have a little contest at the end. Whose burger is the best? I was looking this morning at the menu items.

Maybe you want some jalapeno lime aoli. Jalapeno. Hot sauce, guacamole, some garlic mayo, corn relish, caramelized onions, Creek whiskey barbecue sauce on your burger. They're not as, would you like some mayo and ketchup and mustard? Get out of here.

This is a South Street burger. What do we some janky joint? Get out of here with this. Not a janky joint. Pick your protein, pick your bun, your premium toppings.

Maybe cost you a little extra. Whatever. Come on. Treat yourself. It's like if you ever go to Chipotle, I know guacamole cost more. It's amazing. I'll give you a dollar.

Pro tip. Put the guacamole on. If you're going to Soul Street Burger. One of the Calgary locations, Mango Chetney. You heard it here first. What's up, Tim? Thanks for coming by. Thanks for out of me. I'm getting a little thirsty over here, though. Oh, talk to Mandipe. Man Deep, he's thirsty. Maybe some punch. I don't know. BK. Beaufort liquor. Man Deep is the man. Go in there and say, hey, where's Man Deep? So hang on. I heard he fought Jerome Ginla. That wasn't him. That was James Harden. And kicked the shit out of him. That's what I heard.

No. What? I mean, it was a saw-off, but he landed some early. Jerome takes a while to get going. Next to the McDonald's and the Starbucks in front of Calgary Olympic Park, right to the Trans-Canada before you hit up the mountains. It's BK. Beaufort, Liquor, your holiday liquor hookup and destination. Brett? So do we need to get off? You got to be careful.

No, no. No, no. We got told about 25. Five. You don't want to fight them. It's 11-59. Are we, we got to a little 1230? Yeah, 1225 to be nice. What did Alex say?

Dude, I'm telling you. He said two hours, we started 10.30. We got a guy living in Ottawa that runs this show. He's a big Senator's fan. Yeah, huge. Go Wade Redden. Yeah, Wade Redden. Put him in the ring on her.

I'll tell you what. No one gets, uh, fucking Alex hard like Magnus Arvinson. Oh, geez, wow. Don't get him going on that. Didn't see that coming. Yes. That's what he ran into the open gate. I like to any defended Chris Neal for not being an asshole.

That was fun. So Timmy, you used to be the booze guy, but you're the weed guy. And someone said you brought some presents for Christmas, Santa. Yeah, brought you guys some chocolates. Give Booboom some gummies. Boom, boom, boom, likes chocolate. They won't get home for Christmas. They melt in his mouth, not his hands, yeah.

Princey can, sorry, can you go to the fridge and grab the, Oh no, fuck. Because it's... You are so lucky you're not here. I love... Those drapes are amazing, Tim. You have the same thing. Oh, nice.

No, he's at Cron's house. These two are thicker than thieves. I didn't know you, Cron, we're close. We are tight. It's nice. Yeah, that's real nice. Both Irish. Those two won the spit roast from Bontan.

They got the pig. Stoppish. No, they got the stampedeer's tailgate, they did the pig roast. They're, these guys are thick of the thieves. They're tight. See what I'm saying. We need to end the show.

We got half an hour. Shut the hell up. So you've done what? Where are we on the scorecard? I'm just finishing the punch. Punch? I'm the only one that has passed at all. You guys are.

Mule, Rye Ginger. I need a mule. I got to re-muel here. I need the Rye Ginger. And then a wild card. Cron is done. Rett's done. You and I are.

Yeah, it's almost like that league is a fucking bunch of drunks in fairness i am hosting this highly acclaimed program tim it's nice that you're on what uh what even up to lethbridge tim oh just working i miss you when are you coming back yeah business is down the hurricanes i have no idea man they're okay well what he's brett see brood i went to a i went to a midget triple a lethbridge buff's game and oh boy old timmy was there cheering on his squad with Who was that guy? I forget his name. Perry Shockey.

Bill Peters was there. I love Perry Shockey. Perry's a great guy. Yeah, Red comes up to you. What's that guy's name again? I'm like, that's Perry Shuck. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, I heard that one.

Well, Billy Peters was there, I think. You're there. I looked like a big deal. I know you're dying to say something. Just shush. Could you? Shush. Are you guys going out?

after you too love birds Yeah, Cron and I are going out Bender Oh, where are you going? Merchants Oh dear John? Is it so cold there?

I don't go there at all. Is it Wednesday? I stopped going there. Honestly. You got kicked out or you stopped going there? Those are two different things. I'm not old enough to get in. While we're talking about

OGs and sponsors, where's our Christmas? Oh, Alex has got. to do the other show. That's right. He's doing the other one. Yeah. Don't even try a sponsor. Retro. Raise a glass for Greg Keller and Bon Ton meets. Social ball.

Bonton. Hey, can I say something? I do not. Can I say something? Doug W text me yesterday because he cleaned out my freezer when I left. Shut up, Pinder. There was a whole bunch of meat in there.

So Doug W. text me yesterday about where I got the chicken and the beef out of my, that he stole from my freezer. And I said, well, Fonton, obviously. Oh, okay, because we're coming to town. I want to pick up some more of that stuff. That's

top quality, never had it so good. So Doug W, Mr. Keller, will be stopping by the shack to load up for his trip back to Saskatoon. Adaboy, Doug. Dug. Dugee. Now, we showed earlier this week the photos of

Greg and Bontan meets with the 1500 live, well, not live, fresh turkeys. Which you can't let freeze. Because once they're frozen, they're frozen. They're not fresh anymore. Not fresh. So the work and time, he's had people literally 24-7 sitting out to make sure that the tractor trailer doesn't conk out, that the refrigeration system continues to work. Fresh turkeys, the best.

AAA Alberta beef, the best of the best. and you're going to go in there, it's going to be, I could maybe, I could baby find a better deal. You're not going to find a better product, is the thing. And for what you're getting, for what you spend, you will not regret it. Greg is the best, good staff, great people. Look at that.

Look at that poor guy. How many? 1,500 fresh turkey. Only 1,472 to go, Mr. Craig. But that's the dedication that Greg has to the customer, is that he'll put staff on and he needs people to be there 24-7. They have the full list of special orders. You walk in the door.

You are going to be treated as though you're a VIP. You're a royalty there. Could you hand him whatever's in front of you there? There you have it. A Calgary tradition since 1921, bontanmeatmarket.com. Our buddy Greg has been a, he's just been a supporter. He's a supporter of us for years and years. Greg, we love you.

looking forward to 2023. Man, he wishes he could be here, but he's busy there right now. So, round 10 of this whole thing, wild card was kind of the wild card. And last night,

my mother-in-law was watching, she's like, I don't know about this idea. I don't know what you guys are doing. This is a terrible idea. Why do you converse with your mother-in-law? It's a good question. You moved there. You moved to Buffalo.

Oh, Jeff. But to allow the shoveler to converse, I don't go over to ask advice. Oh, you guys are getting all snuggled up on it. Oh, hey, hey, old girl from Brandon, Manitoba. What do you think about doing a podcast? What should I do today? She from Brandon Mantow. Hey, me, ma.

What Christmas movie are we watching tonight? God. Listen, you're allowed to come here for Christmas if you sit there and shut up. That's it. If you're going to talk, you're back to Brandon. All right. It's not Brandon. Get your shit straight.

So in the, you know what? We saw we had a little. Shoveler cameo earlier on the show. Looks great. In the spirit of the shoveler. Last night, I put together. Oh, yes. That's right.

Some green and red. Oh, we're fucked. Shot a little jello shit. Little jello, uh, jello tasters. There's nothing in them. Just jello. But it's kind of a nice little dessert. at the end of our day.

When are you going to piss? You haven't pissed the whole show? Kron already came over. I had to slap his hand to get him out of here. Kronner, you can have one. Kroner, lead us off, hand him out. Stop being a Richard. Tell Pender to finish his drink.

Prince, he's a good talk. Don't waste them. Your mother-in-law went to hard work to get those done. You know what I love? That one actually hit Tim's mic. Pung. That sounded fucking awesome.

This has been a terrible idea this show. There's only a year until our second annual. It's only a year until our second annual bad idea. Hey, I already got two. There better be 500 people drinking if you're watching. Holy Christ. I don't know what's happening. So is there booze in this or not?

Oh, no. No booze in this. Maybe. No comment. No comment. That's what I'm saying. Timmy, put Kron back in that seat. You're saying nothing.

Sounds good. Thank God. He's been waiting. He's been waiting for mercy. Nice seeing you, I love to see you, buddy. What a shot. Get in there.

No, he's, he's lovely. He's just being very polite. He's being way too sober. We can't deal with this guy right now, okay? So did you have retro? Because we're looking at the lineup card. Oh,

I got a piss. There's 10. How many have you of the 10? Have you done? Oh, he's like 12 done. I've had 11. drinks. So what was your wild card? What did you double up on?

I doubled down on the rye I had two holiday punch. Yeah. No, two Moscow mules and two rye gingers. Jesus, I got two. He was wrapped around the wheel. He's wrapped around the wheel of the chair. There he is.

This guy, all he should do it, all Krunner should do in life is have a camera on him. It's just cruise around life with a camera pointed at him. We all know that would end up very poorly for me, Rhett. You know what? Here's some truth. You know what?

This BS stuff is going to end. They're going to start to support people like us. Yeah. We weren't get subsidies for saying what we think and calling it like we see it. Yeah, we'll be the outcast because we'll be the honest and truthful. I know. They're like, ooh, look at those guys. had what he thought and he thinks I'm an asshole.

They say the truth. Wow. I didn't say it like that. You know what? Here's the truth. Fucking give it to me. I always say, you know what? What? I friggin love Cron. I love Cron.

And you know what Red says? He does. He's an idiot. Fuck that guy. He's what he said. Like, Cron? Like, back in the day, he wouldn't say anything. You just gang it out of the head?

I was too scared. I was always trapped inside. My buddy's from Manitoba would come down and visit me. And I would have no friends down on the hockey. teams I played for. It's a nice guy. That's your own damn fault. Don't say it is. And it's 100% of my fault. You wouldn't talk to anyone, you're losing. I wouldn't

because I am a caged animal and I could never be let out of my cage or I'd fall apart. And you know what? All I would do is be washing towels for probably the Wrette and Sean Donovan. I saw it. No. Frank the tank. Wild animals.

No, but I could not perform. Gipper. He was good. That was the difference. Your own fault. Kippur was really good. What kind of relationship did you have with Kipper? Well, he was hilarious. He treated me very, uh, I had a lot, he had a lot, well, average.

Oh, you want to start again? Pardon me. Take two. He treated me nicely. What was your relationship like? He treated me nicely. He would like entertain me. I would sit there.

I'd be in awe of how relaxed he was the whole time, whether he was or wasn't, but on the outside, I could sit there and listen to him talk forever. And he would make me laugh in the worst, worst situations possible. worst with the U. And I remember being on the bus, and maybe you do, I don't remember, but you guys had lost to Detroit, I think it was round two or round three, five rip

in the playoffs. And I'm, and I walk onto the bus after I've done me to a Hawaiian pizza because that was, you know, the old, whatever, it was just, it was awesome. It was free pizza. It was awesome. And I'm walking on the bus and... That's what guys say about the NHL. Do you know what the best part

is? Free Hawaiian pizza. Or they had pepperoni, but you know, it's not very good. And Kipper puts his hat, he goes, come sit beside me, and I sat down beside him. And he made me laugh for probably about 15 minutes. And Regier wanted to punch me in the back of the head because he lost 5-0. And he's like, Daryl is going to kill you,

you specifically, stop laughing. And at only... That's not a duel. Yeah. And I'm not in the... I'm not really in the... I'm not playing dueling pianos with Daryl. So Kip just doubles down and I can't stop laughing.

And so I had to move to the front of the bus and still keep laughing. It was just, it was awful. It was a horrible experience for me. I was terrified. I was after game too. I probably was blind in the back. Yeah, well, you didn't talk to me. That's fine.

You were a wheel. And I was just, you know, just focused on making the national hockey league. Hey, how about the jello? Pretty good, right? Which one, the green or the red? Oh, there's more. That's good. Oh, boy.

There's eight more. We just went to the wash of them. They're in for a tree. Good thing we have running water in a sewer system. You know what? Nothing more. It was like, you guys can go late if you want. That'd be a great idea.

This is the worst idea ever. My teeth are sensitive. Give a straw. Look at the blast. Dude, you still got the goddamn straw. Your cat says. No, it's, okay. I can drink rosé through my teeth, not through a straw.

Then don't ask for a straw. I didn't ask for a straw. I said you can't drink. You just asked for a straw. Coming up in 2023, Flamesnation.com is going to grow. Excellent derail. They're Dean.

There are going to be more blogs. The website, flamesnation.coma is going to grow. There will be more entries. There will be blog posts. There will be stories. There will be people who will be contributing to the website as well. Barn burner, more guests. The show will grow.

There will be more podcasts. one coming very soon. Early January, you will have the next podcast on the roster for flamesnation.com. We're excited about it. We appreciate all of you. We took a chance on this thing. And it's been great. We've had great support from you, the listeners, you the viewers, you the sponsors.

You people. And we truly have some confidence that this is a thing, that we can be able to Have some fun. Talk sports. Give back to the community. And, and do this the right way. But he said,

that it doesn't have to be, geez, that it doesn't have to be, here's, here's what it is, take it or leave it. All right. We're having some fun here.

And this is the way it should be. Shouldn't it be? Shouldn't you have fun? I think so. One would hope. I think so. Dean, I like having fun.

Where's Rhett? Because that's another part of it. Hey, you know what we should do? You know who I also don't see? The shambler. We've been approached. Maybe. Should we do a podcast?

Yeah. So like almost in a way, start a business. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay, sounds good. Let's start a business. Handshake, handshake. I'm moving to Buffalo. That's what it does.

He's a team player. There he is. He's back. What? Nothing. Don't worry about it. You sound out of breath. What were you doing?

You have a quickie? What's up? Are you like my golden retriever? Take a crunch. What are the BPMs? Are you past, did you pass out in the floor? Hang on.

I'll check my, whoop. I'll check by, for a rupture? For a rupture? I think it's time to say goodbye. No, no,

no, no, no. Have you finished all 10? Why? No, listen. Where do you have to go? You do. You're talking about pooping on the floor. We got 13 minutes.

It's time. I'm the adult here. No. No, you need to finish all your drinks first. You're a loser. Or, you know, that's... How's your ride ginger? I haven't started my...

You can't end the show then. Have you done the wild card? You don't know the Shardello? I had many. Yes. Good. You've had many. You have to finish your ride, Ginger.

I have to do a show to Jello. We can't end the show until that happened. BK. Beaufort liquor. Next to the McDonald's and Starbucks out by Canada Olympic Park. You've seen it. Because I was texting Mandeb. He's like, hey, yeah, I would...

Maybe I'll be in. Yeah, let's do something. Let's do with it. like you ask if he actually liked Jerome or if it was just Rhett wants to know if you actually like Jerome. He's shaking his head right now actually.

You're shaking his head. Come here, Mandy. Come on him. Talk to this guy. Here. I'm going. Did you like Jerome, Rhett? He won't be able to hear. Ret didn't return his text for a while and then he's like, oh, hey, I missed my phone. How are you,

Ret? And Rhett's icing him now. He's icing him out. I got to call him Christmas morning. Hey, he won't be. busy. Get up. All right. Nadine, what's up?

How you doing? Hello? Yeah, you don't say hello. No one's calling you. How are you? Hello there. Hello.

There you go. Now I can hear. Okay. So how many times did Rhett stumble in at 159 before you close the story? I haven't seen Red come by. What the hell, Rhett? I'm not in that area.

Oh, wow. Not in that part of town. On the Buffalo area of Calgary. Yeah, that's fair. How many games do you go to, Mandy? I go to about 30 plus a year. Oh, wow. That's so there's only 41 at home.

So that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your, who's your, who's guys going more games than ride last thing? Holy fuck. You know, I need, I need four tickets to the Oilers game.

If somebody's got them, I need to, I need to. Try, get the fuck out of here. Get out of the way. Jesus. Shut. The alumni aren't even allowed in. Yeah, Tim's back in. You're out.

We're not even. The email came in. the other day. Club cards don't work? I know. What do you mean club cards don't work? What is that? You don't have one.

Just say no. I know. So tell us what it means. We need to end this show. We're not ending the show yet. We got six minutes. Mandy, who's your favorite all-time flight?

You know what? It's got to be Jerome. It's 100% Jerome again. He actually said hawk and lube is what he said. Only sweet ever to score 50 best trivia ever. It is good trivia. No other Swedes scored 50.

It's not accurate. There's like six guys from Finland have scored 50. This is total bullshit. It's the best trivia ever. Name another Swedish that scored 50. Madison. Yes. Matt Sandin.

That's why it's so good. No, Matt didn't. Matt's played in Toronto. That's where you think he's good. Fuck off. And Vancouver. Yeah, exactly. And Quebec?

Quebec. Say thank you to Mandi. Mandi, love it. And we'll let. I can't believe you at James Harden and Jerome McGill on the same liquor store. BK. Belford, Boreg. 97 Bow Ridge Drive. Thanks, boys.

Hi-ya, my one. Let's go. Let's go. Thank you so. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you. Thank you so much.

I don't know what people are expecting at the end of this show, but they had to think it was going to get sloppy, didn't they? Dean's putting his ears in right now. For 33% of the show they did. We got to keep around to my kids. Come on. Pardon me. How many minutes till your kids get home?

12. Can you get jiggy before that or no? Jesus, okay. What does that mean? That's going to do it. No, you're not done your drinks. It's 12. You can't have this show until you've done your drinks.

No, there is a time. You have not finished your drinks. Here's the thing. You know what? There's a saying, leave them wanting more. That was about 45 minutes ago. Right. Bye.

Because we have overserved ourselves and the listeners. There's also touch with... That's right. You touch what you take it. Ladies and gentlemen, have a great Christmas. Finish your drink.

We love all of you. It's total bullshit. Barn Burner started in October and we're just getting warmed up. We got so much planned in 2023. We are going on the road. We are bringing in more sponsors. We are bringing more shows.

We are bringing more guests. We are bringing more hosts. We are taking over this town. You heard it here first. Finish your drink. Flamesnation.ca. Brent Cron, it is good to see you.

I'm not full of it. You are the number one most requested guest. When are you getting on Cron? When are you getting on? When are you getting them? When are you delivered today? You decorated your living room.

Look at your living room. First day of the rest of my life tonight, or this afternoon or this morning. Whatever it is. It's the day. I'm just in my new life today. I'm starting today. Retro.

Idiots. We started a company. You moved to a different country on us. God bless you, but all things considered. And you're skinny. You've brought it. We love you.

Ever since I came upstairs. I was just going to say that basement. The basement was so good for you. It was so horrible. I thought we were going to watch commit suicide on the show one day. And then you moved upstairs and you were happy again. I was so happy for you and us and everyone. It's too dark.

It's too dark down there. It's dark down there. I don't like it. It's dark enough in Buffalo. Give us a life update. And we're going to wrap this thing up. We're going to have a hell of a Christmas and everyone should celebrate and live it up to their fullest because you don't know how many more you got. Nail it.

People ask me about Pinder all the time. How do you work with this guy? What's this guy like, God, he seems like a lot. He is interrupting. And I tell people Pinder takes up a lot of space. That's good and bad. But honestly, for our purposes, it's mostly good. good because you're just a little right of center.

Too much. Just a little too. He's maybe a little bit too much. But you know what? You take that. You take this. You take you. You take the listeners.

You take all of it. You throw it together. And we have a hell of a time. And I'm with your retro between COVID and all that BS. And now we're into 2022 and 2023. Have a great Christmas, everybody. Thanks for having some fun. with us today. It was all in good fun. We had a great time.

Throw the Turk. I got to tell you. What day is it? I don't know anymore. Probably still defrost your turkey, but if you run out of time, you know what you do. Yeah, throw it in the hot tub. Man Deep, BK. Beaufort, Licker. He didn't hesitate. You know, we're thinking of having a thing. It's called, you know, in the Christmas spirits. Ha, ha. We're going to have some. I am in. Whatever you need. There you have it. 97, Bow Ridge Drive, West, BK. Beaufort liquor, good people. You walk in the door, you're treated like family. Thank you to Mandeeb.

Thank you to Frank. Thank you to Cron. Thank you to everybody. Have a Merry Christmas. Even Cron. Hit your quotient of chocolate this Christmas. Even Cron. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Boilers suck. Good day, everyone. Bush League. Great signing with Campbell. Awesome job. We won't be back for a year. Get us out of here. been canceled. Merry Christmas. See you buddies. He's not going to shut us off because he's doing

another show. Oh my god.