Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Friday Banter | FN Barn Burner - September 19th, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:55 today in the luxurious McLeod Law LLP Studios McLeod Law here he can I mean they're Calgary based they're the best that trapped about the McLeod Law did you dream about them really I'm in a bit doing okay yeah that family law department's pretty big someone's got a solution to this you wake up saying oh my goodness that was a dream i still better call mcleclaw just let's put that in my phone here that's looking tropical that's gonna help everything okay though everything uh everything uh um do i have a glow does there a glow yeah yeah how was your nice is there glow look at the camera you look great a hot is he ever you just shaved off five years fellas yeah sometimes life works out in my favor not really you not often not often not often not

Starting point is 00:01:44 off. Reds? Sometimes things just, well, you're due for a break. I'm due for a break. Things have been, Jack,

Starting point is 00:01:54 do you have the picture I sent you? I know I'm putting you on the spot a little bit here, but do you have the picture I sent you this morning? Can we guess before he tells us? Yeah, I think this is food based.

Starting point is 00:02:05 This has got to be 100%. Well, the bills won last night. Yeah, but expected. Not Atlanta coming. They didn't cover, but they did win.

Starting point is 00:02:12 They didn't care of. Just wanted the win. Three and all. Wins more important than the cover. Yeah. So I wonder if it's, if it's bills related. Well, it's the time, no, this is the time of season where most parents like, Jesus, H, can you play sports, hockey and evils and coaches and football, baseball.

Starting point is 00:02:31 I got the greatest coach in the world. Did you? We kid made a team. Yeah. Meeting, got to have the team meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Standards. Big speech.

Starting point is 00:02:40 But we're at Seton, but we want to have the meeting at Cardell. So, listen, coach sends out the email. Listen, I can get the meeting room A car to hell set up. I'll get some pizzas. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Got to get some pizza.

Starting point is 00:02:54 It's a good icebreaker. If I had holy music, I'd play it right now. I walked into the parents meeting. There were 30 Sammy's pizzas stacked on the tables. 30! This coach is the most brilliant human I've ever met. I love this man. Can I kiss you?

Starting point is 00:03:18 Don't have. pizza. This guy just pepperoni. The vegetarian nightmare. Unbelievable. Are you kidding me? Unbelievable. And guess what? It gets better.

Starting point is 00:03:30 No. So I think this coach is brilliant. And maybe it is. Maybe that's why the kids are on the team, but the odor of Sam's greatest pizza, the kid is on the team. No. Boom. Whoa. That's a huge win.

Starting point is 00:03:43 That is unreal. Oh, Rhett. So first, it's like the coach has good taste. and pizza because he went and got Sammy's. Yes. But then as it turns out, one of the Sammy's owners is on your kids, Steve. That is so good. I got

Starting point is 00:03:58 goosebumps. This is not going to be good for your waistline. I don't give him. Let's make sure this practice is on or whatever day of the week. You know what tomorrow is? That's changing. Tomorrow's Saturday. Yes, it is, Dean. Yes, it is. And that's tomorrow. A.D.M. alarm. That's

Starting point is 00:04:18 Pete today probably start. Tell me life's not coming together. Finally for the retro. Everything's coming up retro. Everything's coming up. Now, to put this into context is important. Rett doesn't have anything in his calendar. Rhett wakes up and tackles the day.

Starting point is 00:04:34 He's not too worried about tomorrow, never mind next week. I found that calendar I'm supposed to write in. You know, I had it early in the year. It's very empty. But the only alarms in his entire calendar, no flights, no holidays, no birthdays. Cheeseburger Day and pepperoni pizza day.

Starting point is 00:04:51 But like a lot of people, it's, you know, that stuff will work itself out. It's the important things in life you need to remember. I'm not going to miss out. You can't miss out on that. God, I'm glad to cut a break. Wow. I'm giddy. I'm kidding.

Starting point is 00:05:06 So what did they cover or did you just black out after you heard about Sammy's pizza? What was the speech? Like no idea. What's the coach have to say is how important is fun. Is that fun? Don't give a shit. Yeah. Sit my kid on the bench.

Starting point is 00:05:19 Bring the pizza. Let's come. You can cut them. I'm not leaving this team ever. Yeah. Those things do fall in your lap sometimes. It's just glorious. So good parent group.

Starting point is 00:05:28 You got like that. Parent group's pretty good. Elite. Some famous people in the parent group. Really? Celebrities and such? Beyond, I can't bring it up.

Starting point is 00:05:38 NHL alumnists as you would come. But you're willing to just blow the doors off the Sammy's guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're on my team for sure. Oh, yeah. Let's get our sales guy to call Sammies, could we? You know what, Sammy's, they've been great for us. They were great with us at the old place.

Starting point is 00:05:52 They were at the playoff draft. Oh, that's right, right? They're great. And you go to, well, there's Eric Francis Pizza Piggo, which is coming up. But they're always part of that. If you go to a kid's sport event, chances are there's going to be Sammy's pizza there. Good people. They donate a ton.

Starting point is 00:06:09 Those are great guys. They are great guys. They love the flames. if you're ordering. If you're looking at the menu, aren't you? Oh, yeah. If you go in there to pick up, it's like,

Starting point is 00:06:20 just got to have to give myself an extra 10, 15. Oh, you're just not quite ready. Yeah, I know. Boys are going to want to talk about Huberdough or again, Larry's something. We're going to have to get into that.

Starting point is 00:06:31 Oh, Miss Wolf guy. What do we do? Because I do wonder if they change the name, did they have to change the name of the vegetarian nightmare? I don't know,

Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm good at false advertising. and making up the yes so they didn't close they're still the original location they just now it's just called the nightmare all right we don't want to offend people i don't care about offending people not in the least and i think i mentioned this the night of the draft when we were half in the bag with microphones that was a good one that was a rare night where ryan wasn't drunk and talking all the time i wasn't sober for sure but ret was in the pocket and i just thought there's no need for more pinder Ret is got two hands at 10 and two, and he's going to bring this thing home. And I've got time to mix and mingle and grab myself a baby here.

Starting point is 00:07:20 Because I talked to you afterwards. So yeah, Rhett was like, yeah, because then it kind of hit me and Rhett, kind of out of it and do it a whole lot of talking. But I was saying that night, and I did want to get it to figure the garlic fingers. It comes out as kind of a pizza pie, but they've got a garlic kind of deal on there. and then the cheese on top. It's like a little. Didn't I just say that my wife made something garlic? Is this similar?

Starting point is 00:07:48 So there's your bread sticks. Oh. And then there's the garlic fingers. And they've now added the Donair fingers. I'll tell you what. I didn't even get into the Donair pizza because everyone else. That's good. Those are the in,

Starting point is 00:07:59 I was going to say F asses, but I can't. It's in the bread dippers category. They also do cheese toast. They got pierogies now. Some bitch. Pros. Brayside.

Starting point is 00:08:12 location bannister road and midnipur kings of the south but they are did they close any any stores are they still open for nice to see sammy still open and thriving i went by mugshots there's the new building there's blocking yes and that one sign is gone there used to be kind of the sign i don't know if there's ever signed but there's a building signage signage doesn't matter we're going to go for wings we're going to go to samis have some pizza All it's it's coming up retro so they built somebody built a building beside them that triangular lot which you can see from the overpass which we took to say oh I guess they're shut down I don't know or there's a building in the road now and I can't see it. Talk about sports. Let's go to the cloud law advises us to move on at this point. Thank goodness.

Starting point is 00:09:02 Thank goodness. Is your legal counsel please don't bring up the closed uh a little photo I sent here jack as we'll get into we can talk briefly about the football game last night you talk about it. The bills get another win. Wasn't, I know you guys were talking before, caught a lot of checkdowns and dump-offs and it was not an explosive offensive game. It was the shortest distance of completed pass

Starting point is 00:09:26 per attempt in like the last 15 years. Yeah. And with Josh Allen, that's shocking. So tough for the, for the dolphins, the bills are a very good football team. Tough for the bills are. They've played some good football teams. They are 0 and 3.

Starting point is 00:09:41 And I saw this one. morning and I don't know if this is necessarily accurate and you do have to have a little bit of uh panage well you need to have some familiarity with uh some of the classic with some classic films there's mike macdainiel walking into onto into the building today yeah so you getting gun today jack if you've seen good fellows you'll appreciate and if you haven't seen good fellows go see good fellows spoil a bit of a spoiler alert but that's that's a pivotal scene no no it's just I don't know what they're going to do. Have you seen the progression of Mike McDaniels?

Starting point is 00:10:17 Did we have that on the show? Is that where I saw it where they showed like when he first got the job to now and how he's such a cool guy? It looks like a Miami nightclub. That's the thing. But that's Miami. He's been living in Miami. He's a coach of the football team. I lived in Miami.

Starting point is 00:10:32 Did you wear a Zubaz pants? I wear shitty clothes. I bet there's some great photos somewhere. Mostly the shitty clothes were bought. Well, hammered. Yeah. It wasn't from the sand in Saskatoon. But also,

Starting point is 00:10:43 some of the attire I wore was questionable for said location. Even Miami. I bet I can find somewhere. We went on that work trip. Miami? On the Miami trip with the radio station and Commodore came. He bought, because I mentioned it to him when he was here the other day.

Starting point is 00:11:00 He bought this shirt and it was like something the rock wore, you know, it was gold. I think it had like a tiger, like a cat or some kind of, some wild animal on the back and it was sparkly and stuff oh yeah he was fully bedazzed oh man it's like well Miami yes Miami on the other day and he had that Matthew McConaughey on and they were talking about man Miami and McConaughey he was saying I love Miami because Miami they don't they're bragging about the the the plastic surgery yeah or the like oh yeah you look great yeah just this this doctor down the street here he's

Starting point is 00:11:40 Have you had any work on any worked on? Of course. Not in the last month. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All the time. All the time. Love it.

Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah. Just open about it. So I don't know that some bills. What? That rough and the kicker was pretty crucial. They were still going to win. I know what you're saying. It was closer than any of us expected.

Starting point is 00:11:59 But let's be honest, where did it end up? 10 points? What was it 11 and a half? Yeah. I mean, you're on the cusp of it. I was pissed. There was like three minutes left and you're like, just march the field, put up seven.

Starting point is 00:12:10 and end this thing, but they were very content to run and stop the clock, which is what you're supposed to do, but as guys that all had the 11 and a half, you're like, fuck, it's right there for you. If you want a touchdown, it's Josh Allen, you can go get it. But they played the conservative smart thing. Secure your win. Don't put the ball in the air. No turnovers. They absolutely could have went down and scored again. And you give, everyone's giving Miami credit, but for being 0.

Starting point is 00:12:32 and 3. Oh, they hung in there. We only lost by 10. How's that going to go in the meeting today? punt till the second half if I can't remember correctly, right? Like, how good were they? Was there any, now what you talked about yesterday? There was a couple of key guys out on the defensive side of the ball. Any concern with, because Miami, they moved the ball pretty well, yeah. But I, no.

Starting point is 00:12:53 Yeah. I mean, I think on a short week against the team that you're. Divisional opponent. Kind of, and you're sitting a couple guys out. Am I, no. They're not playing spreads in the standings. They got their win. It might not have been pretty, but they,

Starting point is 00:13:07 They're 3 and no one else is 3 and O, and they're comfortably atop of pretty. Now they get a long break, which. Yeah. Hell yeah. They got next. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:13:18 Unless it's Baltimore. They look good. God, it'd be fun to live in Buffalo and go to the games. Yeah, he should probably move back there. Thursday night games are the best too because your kids aren't playing hockey and effing it all up for you. You can get right ripped and giver.

Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah. No Sammy's pizza there, though. That is. Lenova. No Sammy's pizza there. I love Sammy's, but if I'm in Buffalo. Saints next week.

Starting point is 00:13:37 You're the worst team in the NFL, probably. That's 4 and 0. Jeez. And then after that, they've got to get them someone tough here. Patriots Sunday night. That'll be interesting, but they should stop. Is that in Foxborough? I believe it is, yep.

Starting point is 00:13:49 And then at Atlanta, 6 and 0 now, geez. There's going to be a blip on the radar. Then they're on by. We don't give a shit. They're going to be undefeated at by. Thank you very much. So, I mean, here's what you're talking about.

Starting point is 00:14:02 You talk about how presidents sometimes, like when Obama was elected to when he left office, his skin is. He turned gray and his hair was like he looked like he'd put on about 40 years. Did you have seven terms as a president? This is the McDaniel. It does different things for you. It's not being a president.

Starting point is 00:14:18 It's being a coach in Miami. So that's what happened. Nerd! Whoa. So everyone wants to try to score weed off that guy with the shit? No shit. You've got a future in the drug dealing when you're done. This guy's just hanging around the line at the club.

Starting point is 00:14:32 You think he's selling something? Go down to South Beach. You start selling. Losing sucks, man. Like, it's the worst. Oh, we're going to try and implement a new run game. We're going to really try it. The RPO's challenging for defenders because did you hear his postgame presser after week

Starting point is 00:14:48 one when they lost the end? Yeah, he seemed high. He said, you know, to win the game, you got to win the game. Can't lose it. We didn't win the game and, you know, you got to win to win. Thanks, coach. And I mean this honestly. That's the first guy that got hired there.

Starting point is 00:15:03 Yeah. You probably is a player going, this guy's a little nerd, but he's probably dialed in. You might almost have more respect than the guy that if you've been there the whole time, you're like, who the, do you think you are? Yeah. You know the other thing to? You think Bill Belichick or something is when you're winning. It's all good.

Starting point is 00:15:18 You can be quirky or nerdy or weird or funny or a lot. Sunlasses, whatever. Hey, we're having a great time. We're winning football games. You go, oh, and three. Now it's like, less cool. Come your hair, loser. That's why you got to be humble.

Starting point is 00:15:31 That's what the kids coach suggested. Oh, yeah. You didn't remember something. It's hard to be humble in between slices. You ever heard that song? Hard to be humble? Yeah. No.

Starting point is 00:15:40 That's my dad's song. Really? It's my family song. Who sings it? Oh, God, I just had a brain cramp. I know who it is. Mack Davis. Mac Davis.

Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah. I get into that pocket of Eddie Rabbit Mill McDaniel. Ronnie Millsack. Yeah, it's in that. Jack's got to do his homework. Ronnie Millsab blind. Don't care. He's a hell of a singer.

Starting point is 00:16:04 He had great pipes. The Stevie Wonderblind? Is he? Was he ever? Still again? Not sure. What about with those new contact lenses? Were you here for that?

Starting point is 00:16:17 No, I'm glad I missed that one. Oh, God, they can do all kinds of things. You're going to be right in there. Well, we need to get a sponsorship for it. That'd be great.

Starting point is 00:16:26 I'll talk to the folks at investment, see what they know, with these contacts. Outdoor contacts. Outdoor dental. Maybe they can do it. I mean, it's amazing what they can do. They can take care of your teeth.

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Starting point is 00:16:50 which is down in Seton. Odding mentioned. There it is. And not only does it change the way that your dental appointment is going to be done, it also can take care of your snoring. Two 15-minute treatments

Starting point is 00:17:03 increases the tension in the soft palate. reduces snoring, non-surgical, and it's pain-free. Outdoor. Dental, it's Dr. J. Patel. Good dude. Good dude. But you don't want those lasers around your eyes. You've done enough of that, right? I don't think they use those for the eyes.

Starting point is 00:17:23 No, they're not. They have not worked wonders. Poo-Pew-Pew! They have not. Much pewing. Yeah, they have not worked like I was told they were going to. Anyway. But outdoor dental.

Starting point is 00:17:36 They do know how to use lasers. They certainly do. They certainly do. And that's, and of course, we talk about the snoring. And that's great because it gets in there and it'll tighten that. It's like, yeah, a lot of. Yeah, when you go to Nashville, you don't want to keep your roommate up with your stupid snore. That's right.

Starting point is 00:17:49 That's right. Take your snore machine. If you have one, still might not help. You're not putting that thing on. You're not remembering to, you don't know where your room key is. Yeah, you're on the floor. Yeah. We were discussing yesterday about the Nashville trip, but I guess it's worth throwing out there.

Starting point is 00:18:06 If you want to go to Nashville. with us, October 31st to November 3rd. It's our kind of our nation vacation, our barn burner getaway for this hockey season. We're getting it out of the way. Not to say there won't be another one, but chances are this is the one for the year. We're going to Nashville.

Starting point is 00:18:22 We've got Flames Predators Saturday, Titans Chargers Sunday, direct flights there and back, bus transportation to and from the airport, three nights stay in a downtown hotel, walking distance to the rink and to Broadway and tickets to both lower bowl hockey ticket and upper bowl football ticket so there you see it's only showing two available for double occupants we must be close selling this thing oh let's go fellas let's go let's go take said that they could mix and match well but

Starting point is 00:18:51 they've now knocked out the single excuse me that's okay we'll get more rooms we have to but get in there it's worth probably sending an email today if they wanted to get it done we should probably check in because they had you know x number of seats for all of it so we'll just kind of shell game this thing and move it around. But the time is now to get on this thing. As Chelsea with Expedia cruises out of Edmonton, put together all of these packages, non-flight options, flight full, the whole thing.

Starting point is 00:19:16 But we're going to have to lock it in. So if you've been on the fence, and there have been a couple, like, yeah, I was thinking about it. What are I going to be upset that you went to Nashville? Oh, shoot, I went and checked that thing off my bucket list. Oh, damn it. I'm in Nashville. What was I thinking?

Starting point is 00:19:29 What are we supposed to do here with all these honky tunks? Oh, and the, and the food? are you going to be here to answer the door for the car are you taking the kid out or what do you sorry babe I'm in Nashville is that when that trip is yeah and I've already paid for it so you can goodbye piss and moan all you'd like shovel said she was going to come and then I said well it's on Halloween you don't want to miss out on that I know oh yeah right I better know the naughty darn it at the Warner House ended up Andy.

Starting point is 00:20:07 Were you going to talk about the shoveler? Wasn't there something we were going to, in the pre-show, we were discussing certain things. Well, it kind of, we were talking about some stuff. I'll let, travel. Travel's hard. Travel. Speedy cruises.

Starting point is 00:20:22 What's the, Chelsea? Chelsea. She can help you. Chelsea does a hell of a job. Yeah. Shoveler, not so much. Not a travel agent. The, the shoveler once booked me a flight home from Buffalo through New York.

Starting point is 00:20:33 Okay. You can't go direct from Calgary to Buffalo. Buffalo to Carrier and stuff to do. So you've got to connect somewhere. Okay. Okay. You, Rhett, before not even having kids at the time, fly to JFK. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:50 Can I go to Cal? Get in a cab. Wait, what? Cab? Yeah, well, you got a cab. So you land at JFK. Yeah, about four o'clock. So rush hour time.

Starting point is 00:21:02 Oh, that's great. So get in a cab. And then over to LaGuardia. LaGuardia. Not picking up a pair of shoes or something. It's to go to a different airport. And then, no. And then, and then hop on, go through security.

Starting point is 00:21:17 For those of you who are unaware, there's more, there's more than one airport in New York City. There's three. And LaGuardia is a different airport than J.F. And they're not next to each other. No, it's a bit of a hike. It's not, no.

Starting point is 00:21:29 Like point A to point B as the crow flies, not that far, but to get there on ground vehicle. cab in rush hours you should have booked you a helicopter from one to the other that would have been or i freak the f out of jfk yeah right i freak the f out and just grab the first class so i'll deal with it myself i don't worry about it first class used to be cheap did it it did and if you used to book day of flight or did you just make a lot more money both if you used to book day of flight you automatically were in first class and that's what it was i oh hey dean you remember when first class was

Starting point is 00:22:04 cheap? Nope. No, I don't. I'll tell you, it's a thousand bucks, which is cheap. I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever gone to a website and looked for first class seats. Have you ever been bumped up? It's never been, uh, no. I think once I had some sort of points thing and I got moved up there, what a time to be alive. Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, my travel story is, uh, my worst one was on me. This was so good. It's on me. there were cheap flights out of Great Falls. Oh, yeah. With, I forget, Allegiant, that's what it is.

Starting point is 00:22:40 Now, where's Great Falls? It's in Montana. Okay. Love Montana, right, Jack? It's just over the border. Sure. And you could fly to Phoenix for 80 bucks. Ooh, do that thing.

Starting point is 00:22:52 Crazy. You love 90 bucks. I love Phoenix. November, we're going to go, let's go. Let's do this thing. So we drove to Great Falls shortly, but I think by the time we hit Fort McLeod got to thinking how far is Great Falls because this has been a good 90 to two hours I can let you know right now Dean because I just Googled that okay four hours and

Starting point is 00:23:17 56 minutes oh that's five hours geez with a border stop yeah that's getting through the border quick that's yeah so okay definitely longer trip I think we're going to also have to do it on the way back because that's where our car is going to be right because that's the airport When our return flight is, we're landing in Great Falls as well. It's 10. You could get someone to drive at home. Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:23:40 So drove to Great Falls, got out of plane. It's like, oh. Hey, flight was cheap, though. Yep. Flight was cheap. Well worth it. Can't wait to get there. I booked a nice car.

Starting point is 00:23:50 Maybe it will be Phoenix. Yeah. It's going to be great. Top down. Get some sun. Land. Grab our bags. And it's shortly by, you know, you're walking through and you go through security,

Starting point is 00:24:01 you get down to where you get your, the carousels and stuff. And at this point, I'd been to Phoenix. a number of times familiar with the airport and I'm kind of looking or usually when I come down the escalator it's different terminal you look here it's but upgrades maybe different sure feel smaller for sure I'm not sure maybe you fly into a different hey US things sir yeah you flew out of Montana how they'll each different yeah totally where'd you avis run a car okay I don't see an avis desk anywhere the age is going on here I don't know how I got this thing here five finally rolling, you fly into like the Mesa Tempe Airport.

Starting point is 00:24:49 That's not the, when you are flying on a smaller airline like Allegiant. My car rental is at the main airport in Phoenix. Sky Harbor. At Sky Harbor. Right. That's the one you wanted. That's a big airport.

Starting point is 00:25:01 They've got Avis for sure. Yeah, that's the one that big planes go to. Babe, we're going to have to get a cab. Oh, my God. Get to the other airport. How long did that too? That'll save you. money. It wasn't, it wasn't terribly long, but it was one of those things. Okay, so the five-hour

Starting point is 00:25:17 car ride and now the wrong airport and now the pay for the taxi, pay for the taxi to get to the cab. All right. You know what? It's fine. Kind of chilly, eh? Kind of chilly here in, uh, in Phoenix. It was the rainiest November on record. Oh, dude. In Phoenix. And I'd rented a, I forget which. It was a nice place, but it was kind of like that, the pools and everything outside. Yeah, yeah. didn't see the pool didn't see a deck chair no nothing there was there was not there was no sunshine whatsoever and the whole time you're thinking 30 minutes airport to airports door to door no problem yeah so that is okay so when we return this car that we clearly didn't need because we're not doing anything we have to do i have to return it to sarah and then do the whole in reverse yeah you're

Starting point is 00:26:09 after this is oh she because there's no avis thing at the other one the other airport and then i can tell you it was not much of a discussion but on our five-hour car ride home from great falls we decided we're not doing let's just fly out of calgary now into sky harbor well yeah well the town we live in has an airport let's just use that one right let's just fly directly to wherever it is we're going so whatever our destination is. If there's a direct flight, let's do that. You don't need to add the 11 hours of driving? Yeah, there's you can connect, maybe sometimes you have to

Starting point is 00:26:46 connect to where you want to go. Yeah, it's a cheap flight. Yeah, we'll fly, you've got to connect to Chicago to get to fill it out, whatever it is. The driving five hours to a smaller airport when you have an airport in your town and can fly direct, I'd probably say don't bother. Cheap flight though.

Starting point is 00:27:02 It was a cheap flight. That was the cab. However, at the end of the day, what do you think safe. Oh, I spent more. Yeah, 100% guaranteed. Yeah, no question. Yeah, you're talking about two tanks of gas each way. Oh, yeah, gas. You're buying half hour cabra twice. I do think we hit the target on the way home, though.

Starting point is 00:27:20 You can't do that in Calgary. Any more, which you could. Yeah, that you could. It went over so well. The shoveler was so excited to get that stupid target at Chinook. It was like heaven on earth had been delivered to her. A year? A couple. Yeah, I don't even.

Starting point is 00:27:37 I never really went. I don't think it was no good. I used to target used to be yeah it was horrible horrible jack it overtook zellers right yeah oh club zellers ever eat at a zellers who here who here has eaten at his cellars probably as a child you heard not to you think so oh absolutely mom would have been shopping there I'd have been getting dragged around yeah pull up the zellers menu. On one hand, boom, can't catch a break.

Starting point is 00:28:10 And meanwhile, Rets got Sammy's... Finally, things are coming up, Richel. Yeah. It's because I put it out the vibe.

Starting point is 00:28:17 Yeah. Put it out the vibe. Yeah. Good karma. It's manifest destiny. One of those things. Yeah. I got to manifest the shit,

Starting point is 00:28:24 Dean. Positive Paul over here. Love it. Man, manifesting. Is there any sports going on other than the bills kicking ass? You got a bunch cranking up in the city.

Starting point is 00:28:36 Oh, We're going to a football game today. I was thinking about going to get tickets. I can make a call. It is day of game. I know you didn't have a senior calendar until today. Yeah, not quite new.

Starting point is 00:28:44 A half hour later than I like to be out. Stamps team. Looking good though. Maybe let me know before the game starts and I'll see what I can do for you. I'll call you. Thanks. You were looking up Zeller's menu, but I wanted to ask you something about investment because somebody was asking me about.

Starting point is 00:29:03 I said, well, Rhett's already kind of gone and done. Ask me. It's through the process. Yeah. Have you, so with InvestMed, investmed. Now it's private clinic.

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Starting point is 00:29:18 But if there's something going on, then they can really start to pinpoint, okay, well, why is this coming up this way? Why is this test showing this? And let's work together to get to the bottom of this and start turning things around.

Starting point is 00:29:31 Did you just do the consultation? Or have you gone? Oh, no, I've done the whole, kit and caboodle the kit and caboodle oh wow okay how long does that how long does it take what is what is it was about three hours maybe so what are they hooking you are they putting they're tubes and hooks yeah hooks what i'm glad i asked because injections yeah i wanted to have the answers for this first so i could tell him what hooks and tubes yeah tubes and hooks and a buzzing noise

Starting point is 00:30:05 Thanks, Rhett. Objections. Book of one hour consultation with an invest bed physician today for just $199. I mean, we're having us. Who is the Simpsons doctor? Dr. Nick. This is Dr. Nick.

Starting point is 00:30:18 Hey, everybody. This is not Dr. Nick. I had some things. Yeah. Spent a couple weeks stressed out. Yeah. And the doctor's got involved. And he said, Red, we're going to deal.

Starting point is 00:30:34 Got it all taken care. All right. Now Rets feel good and things are coming up retro. Everything's coming up retro. It's coming up, Melos. And I know for you, and I think for a lot of people, it's one thing to know, so that has been rectified.

Starting point is 00:30:48 It's just that it's the peace of mind. I'm a hypochondriac to a certain extent. But the benefits of this is that if something's there, you know now. You're not waiting until it's bad. You've brought up medical stuff to me so often you'll never remember, but I remember one of the first times, you called me at home one day after the show.

Starting point is 00:31:08 And you asked me, did your leg ever twitch? Like, what do you mean? Like, your leg, like, your thigh, like, it's just my thigh, like, spasms, like it's, like, it's just, does that happen? Yeah, I don't, happens once in a while.

Starting point is 00:31:27 And you, you were concerned about it, so you went through. You called Dr. Boom. So you called Dr. Nick Riviera. And he said, drink some water, stupid. So you did, and then everything was better. right and easier. So for you,

Starting point is 00:31:42 and even more complex. That's right. Even beyond, wow, having some Gatorade. You're cramping, you fool. But,

Starting point is 00:31:52 but yeah, for you, and I think for a lot of people, it's just, okay, I can turn that part of my head off. I know I've gone through this specialized thing and now I feel much better.

Starting point is 00:32:01 There's also the stupidity of man that we have to overcome. You know, it doesn't just, it's not just teenage man. It's, man. in general. We're dumb animals.

Starting point is 00:32:11 Yes. So just accept that probably some of the things you've maybe done in the past could crop up this issues later in life and get it dealt with. That's alluding to some interesting things that's saying much. Get it out with. None of these have to do with InvestMed. InvestMed is free and clear from all of that. They're Canadian owned and operated.

Starting point is 00:32:34 You're going to have your phone meeting, your Zoom meeting with them. I had one last week, I guess it was, with Dr. Tuesday. And like he was saying, if there's something, we're going to go through all this. And it's not one of those things where, yeah, we're seeing something in your liver. Good luck with that.

Starting point is 00:32:49 Off you go now. It's like, okay. Talk to Nick. Oh, we're seeing something here. So now here's what our course of action is going to be. We're going to continue down this. And here's what our experience has taught us and some of the things that have worked a bit,

Starting point is 00:33:00 been, oh, okay. So I don't have to go on Dr. Google and stress myself out and come up with some. Don't too bad. So when they go, this is not a shot against ordinary regular clinics or whatever.

Starting point is 00:33:12 So, okay, so here's your, here's your, testosterone, here's your cholesterol levels. It's the deep dives. What's going on with your hormones, the balances within your body? Here's maybe why you are inflamed or bloated or feeling tired or not being able to,

Starting point is 00:33:26 whatever all that sort of stuff is. I'm looking forward to it. Invest dashmed.ca is the website. For all humans. Yeah. But I think certainly, dumb men dumb oafs

Starting point is 00:33:39 the gather on YouTube I feel like we corner the market yeah we're good at in dumb men dumb and proud I was so dumb I don't I'll drink more that'll solve it

Starting point is 00:33:50 have you ever done that I don't know how many bars I've been in where I'm not feeling good and I got to sniffles and I'm like I'm just gonna drink straight whiskey Howard's gonna kill it

Starting point is 00:34:03 that's man logic straight whiskey no I don't want to no sugar because the sugar can make me feel worse. That straight whiskey will kill this virus. Yeah. I don't feel very good. Well, you were drinking all weekend.

Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah, it's that damn Coke in my rye. Give me a rye straight. So I switched to rye ginger. And I don't know that it made much of a difference. Dang, dang it. Damn it, I'm going straight. Straight, mania. There you go.

Starting point is 00:34:31 Terminalogy. Don't throw those metal ice cubes in the fire. Bad idea. Oh. You remember that? That was a crazy. Me and Durr were sitting around a fire pit. And it was the end of the night.

Starting point is 00:34:47 And we're like, oh, okay, it's bedtime. Throw the ice and the drink on the fire. Yeah. And an explosion. It went woof. No, not woof. It went kaboom like a tank shot of missile. It was the neighbors, the turchacks across.

Starting point is 00:35:06 the street. Craig text me. He goes, you guys okay over there? Like the shoveler got out of bed and opened the window. What the hell you got on? We were like repercussions. Yeah. What the? I was not at that particular

Starting point is 00:35:22 session. I was at one and I remember it was the first time I met the shubber and I think you had a relatively fresh baby. Oh yeah. I don't know which one it was. so many. But we were out having a good time.

Starting point is 00:35:38 I went to Mercado that day. You decided, you know what we should do? We should go back to my place. We'll have Durs come work. Yeah, we'll get a fire going. It's going to be great. It seemed like the shoveler had lost some sleep,

Starting point is 00:35:52 having a new baby, a new child that she was You make choices in life. That's what you deal with. And she was like, oh, good, you're bringing friends over. Okay, that's great. I'll be upstairs, minding to the child. the infant. So we got the music going and started fire and pouring drinks, obviously,

Starting point is 00:36:09 because that's what you do. But that one was the night. So we were sitting there and you hit, like I said, you hit that point. So we're good. That's it. Goose is the end of the road.

Starting point is 00:36:19 And Derr got up and kind of did the drink on to the, anyway, that's going in my body. Am I flammable? I'm willingly putting that in my belly. Yeah. I'm thought about that. You're like, guys.

Starting point is 00:36:38 That's what that weirdo walks was trying to hit on the shove. I don't think he was. You were drunk. She wasn't. She thought so. She was, yeah, she was throwing sober.

Starting point is 00:36:50 She would know. Yeah. Evaluating a lot of things at that. Who was this guy that you brought home? This guy. Why is he offering to breastfeed the baby? Do you tell him to keep his shirt on? He wasn't offering to breastfeed.

Starting point is 00:37:05 He wanted to do it. You know, I always like milk. We did our football picks yesterday. We were all in the bills. That's such a bad sign, Dean. Anytime we're all in the same team, it's just. Oh, we're off the hook because we can repick now. That's a redo.

Starting point is 00:37:22 So that's kind of what we said. We could do reserve. Redo our picks or just add another to our card. Has anyone looked at the rest of the schedule? Well, like I said yesterday, I can look and I can evaluate and I can do my rounds, but I don't need to. It's not going to make me any smarter. So I saw the stat right after we did the picks yesterday and it was teams 0 and 2 getting points in week three. We're like 48, 22 and one against the spread in the last 10 years or something. Right. Of course we're all on the heavy

Starting point is 00:37:53 favorite on the Thursday against the 0-10 team getting points. But it feels like a trickier slate, but every week sometimes it's like layups. Last week looked easy. Week one was clearly hard. This one feels tough. Now, Jack, you like the Falcons there on that one at the top. They're getting, or they're, I mean, it's, Carolina's just so bad. Yeah, Carolina's a Carolina bet more than Atlanta. Are you that sold on Pennix and the Falcons?

Starting point is 00:38:17 I'm sold on Bijon Robinson. Yeah. I think Pennix can do the job, but yeah, Bejon looks like the best running back in the league right now. This Bengals Vikings, it's Carson Wentz and Jake Browning. That's what I was going to ask. Who is it quarterback? And is that any good?

Starting point is 00:38:33 on either like it's i don't know if i want to watch that feels like an under bet not a point spreebats yeah and even the under is a low 40 there that's true if i were to throw another one on my card i might just default and again it's it's such a public chalk it packers seven and a half i just don't know the browns their run game is it judkins it's not ford it's joe flacco is it joe flacco joe flaco yep isn't that crazy you talk talking about years gone by we were in our in the radio studio talking with lac and fora about a decade ago and at that point he was like i don't want to see any more joe flack i'm done watching him just please ride off into the sunset he's still playing and it's been so bad in cleveland they were

Starting point is 00:39:19 begging to get joe flacco back this year yeah could please come back please yeah they had 18 quarterbacks there they ended up saying joe we need you like that one feels like when you're a home team getting more than a touchdown that's the smart play there we should do opposite george dino I think that let's do a team bet the trend says cleave no team bets don't work we can't do we just we just did one yesterday anytime we're all I don't mean one I mean this whole card oh the whole well that's the first so we'll kind of go through our own first text well no it just because there's more games than this this is just like half of the slate right uh Texans jaggs no feel on this at all Houston's been bad Jackson has been surprisingly better but I don't know that there's big this is the one that's interesting to me can Houston go 0 and 3 like I think they're that's good for that's good for it's good for it's good for you football. Well, if Stroud has regressed, like it seems like he has. Nico Collins has done nothing. He's your only one. Well, how could Nico Collins of Stroud? Yeah. And Chubb is old. They're running back, I guess. And then on the other side, it feels like the Jags have been a couple of big plays from. I think

Starting point is 00:40:23 Travis Etienne's averaging like seven or a year's a pop. He's having a great start. Yeah. I've got him. Brian Thomas. Not very quiet, Brian. Very quiet. Very quiet. But has been close. I was very close to a hundred again, 365. If he would have just kind of toe tapped, he got one foot in. Oh, come on, Brian. It would have been a hundred dollars.

Starting point is 00:40:44 Colts. Didn't you just say sorry to go back to that? Oh and two? Oh, and two getting points. Yeah. That is the Texans. They check that box. So does Cleveland. Also the Giants do against Kansas City, which is on the next screen. Titans are O and two.

Starting point is 00:41:00 They're getting points. There's a lot of options. Just stay here, Jack. I was, I was on the Rams, getting points. They're two and all at the Eagles, just based on what we're seeing with the Eagles. Yeah, they won close ones. The one at the bottom is Jaden Daniels playing. We don't know.

Starting point is 00:41:13 That's a dangerous spot. You didn't practice today, which is not ideal, given that they, you know, have to play two days. Yeah. Raiders were okay in week one.

Starting point is 00:41:20 They were no good in week two. They're getting points. Daniels is out. Yeah. Confirmed out for the weekend. Yeah, 18 minutes ago. Oh, 18 minutes ago. Good work, Jacko.

Starting point is 00:41:28 So I should check. Maybe you take the Raiders and the points? Who's the backup in Washington? where has that line moved since i'm trying to think when i grab this anyways marcus marriota yeah yeah raiders it's still minus three for washington and the colts have been impressive what is it they've the two and oh they beat miami and denver against a good diane he didn't punt and points on every drive and all this either tennessee's been pretty bad too and i don't think they're any good Yeah, I agree.

Starting point is 00:42:01 They picked first last year. Quarterbacks for a reason. Okay. He's brand new. He's like he's a wee babe. He's like Jack. Yeah. So that's the first light.

Starting point is 00:42:09 The first. There you go with the second. Buccaneers. I cannot take the jets. Six and a half favorites at home. Jack, well, you've not talked about your Steelers all week. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed.

Starting point is 00:42:21 I'm terrified. I'll be honest. What's the confidence out of 10? Three. Why can't they go four and one instead of five and O, Jack? Because they look horrible. Everything's coming up retro. Remember when they were the best defense in the league?

Starting point is 00:42:35 They're not the best defense. Then somebody get hurt? Yeah, they've got a couple injuries. They're signing guys off the street. Their defense is not. Their defense is just. Can Aaron Rogers continue to survive getting sacked? Is there all that I read yesterday?

Starting point is 00:42:49 There's an O line issue. I sent it to Jack. There's already some thought guys. This will probably stun you. Aaron Rogers is maybe having second thoughts about joining these Oh, dear. Oh, I mean, well, you can go to Cleveland next year. Yeah, there you go.

Starting point is 00:43:06 Got to be tough in Cleveland. Yeah, he, uh, he probably could have waited a couple weeks and then went to Minnesota. Two weeks in and already Rogers like, man. Man. Sorry, Jack. Can we go back to that second, uh, the second page of, uh, of the slate? Saints, Seahawks. No, if we can pause for a moment.

Starting point is 00:43:28 Jack's the big Steelers talking. He just played Seattle. They hung tough with San Fran in week one when Purdy was healthy. Are the Seahawks good? Because that defense statistically is very strong to two weeks. Yeah, I think their defense is strong. Darnold, you made some plays last week. They have a good run game, Walker and Charbonnet.

Starting point is 00:43:45 I think they can easily cover the seven and a half at home. Saints, no. I don't know how the Saints are doing it. The Rattler. Rattler has actually been pretty good. And doing it, I mean, going O and 2 and not getting their doors completely. They've covered twice, to be fair, which is what the segment is. if I'm correct.

Starting point is 00:44:01 Because they covered Arizona one. Yeah. Yeah. Yuck. See, the trend is like, take the points for O and two teams. They're all horrible.

Starting point is 00:44:09 And that's probably why the trend makes sense is that through two weeks, it's never as bad as it looks. Like I'm actually kind of thinking about that giant's pass rush against the chiefs. Can they like the chiefs probably win this? But are we sure it's by a touchdown? Like how are the chiefs getting touchdowns? Or is it Juju Smith-Schuster? Like, no.

Starting point is 00:44:28 I don't know. Like, if Russ can air it out like you did last week, maybe that's just a close win for the chiefs. You know where that falls in? You can talk. Chiefs, they might be washed. Who's getting the touchdowns?

Starting point is 00:44:42 Did you see the Giants? They damn, your beat. Yeah. And then you take them and the chiefs win. You're like, well, it's Mahomes. You don't ever go. Don't bet against Mox. What was I think?

Starting point is 00:44:51 You'd be two and all been against Mahomes so far, though. Now, are you worried about your chargers? Because there's so much love. They're the darlings right now. It's like this, you Harbaugh? He's going to take, they lost Khalil Mack. He disliked as well, he's not done for the year.

Starting point is 00:45:04 That's really good news for their defense. So he's probably going to miss four to five games. Herbert. Herbert's been great. He's going to the Hall of Fame. Come on, Herbie, throw the ball. They're thrown out a ton. Keenan Allen's looked great.

Starting point is 00:45:16 Quentin Johnston is all of a sudden the third scariest person in their receiving core, and that leaves them open a lot. Denver has not looked nearly as good as they're supposed to be. That's supposed to be a good defense. A bonex was great from like week six to the end of the year. I don't think Denver's as bad as they've looked. And so this week does scare me a little. Is Denver as good last year as they were,

Starting point is 00:45:36 we thought they were going to be and as bad this year is they're looking. Yeah, maybe somewhere in the middle. Because they came out of nowhere a little bit. Yeah, they had a slow start and then they floored it. That one does worry me a little bit. Cortland Sutton did nothing last week and they were still in that one to the end. They're running. They're waiting on RJ Harvey Harvey.

Starting point is 00:45:54 Are they? Because they keep running. And if Nick, if Knicks can continue to. come around worries me a little bit there but but uh purdy may go for the nineers or do we know yeah it looked like he'd be weeks and now all of a sudden he's like a shot to play this weekend the cardinals are such a frustrating watch to me it's like kailer godness gracious he's just cowboys bears yuck we got a burger bet oh that's right oh

Starting point is 00:46:23 that is i got the bears winning that one so can everyone pick one here it's again i keep saying tough slate. Well, after we all won yesterday. It is not a win. Add another one to our card. I'll take the Giants plus six. Plug your nose. A lot of points.

Starting point is 00:46:47 Jack, I'm going to take Houston. I don't see them going on three. And you didn't pick them on Thursday yesterday. No. Good. Okay. That was the team.

Starting point is 00:46:57 I was thinking. Well, you can pick them. Go back. Can you go back to the other one? There is a Monday night game as well. Who's that? that we've not shown. That is the Ravens lines,

Starting point is 00:47:07 which you are on. I think two or three of us are on that. That lines moved actually. That helps us. We got them at five. It's not four and a half. So the books hurt us and they're adjusting according to. I'll take Indy.

Starting point is 00:47:18 Oh, takes a favorite. That leaves boom. It might, yeah, it might be a plug your nose and take the Browns. I don't mind that at all. Just put up some points,

Starting point is 00:47:31 could you? It's in Cleveland. The defense can cause problems and maybe you get some shape. Get some field. goals if you're if you can turn the ball over yeah maybe get some points off of turnovers i'll take the browns and that's the point you know because the packers have looked awesome i know that's what i'm kind of i'm kind of with you against the chiefs it's not easy but yeah all right yuck i really hope people don't watch this and think oh on on thursday friday the barn burner guys are going to do their football picks so i'm going to wait

Starting point is 00:47:57 and watch i make sure to download that podcast so i can get their picks no don't do that yeah just laugh at us please that's a better way to it's this entertainment or just watch and do the opposite of what we do. A. Okay last now. No, no. See, you guys sell yourself short, Jack, what was your record last year? It was right behind mine. I mean, I was awesome and you were right there as well. Like, true. We were good last week. Bet 365, game props, player props, totals, the money line. They've also, when you go in, they'll have the same game parlays and they've got a whole bunch of pre-built bets, which actually you get look at us. Okay, that's parlay stuff and they bump it

Starting point is 00:48:36 but then they also bump up the little pan. I've had some decent, uh, had some decent, congratulations. The, uh, the pre-built shots this year. So it's great fun. Bet responsibly download the app, get in in the game with bet three, six, five.

Starting point is 00:48:54 Jason is chiming in here. It's, uh, it says Pinder's disdain for the chiefs is Oilerses. It, uh, it's a bit of that. Yeah, it's not nearly as strong, but they're in division and like, they literally went all last year with very fluky one score wins. Like the Chargers lost on a doink what a short kick. They blocked

Starting point is 00:49:13 a Raiders field goal with no time left. Like it was just like pull the horseshoe out of your hoop and when it finally got to the big stage against a good team, they got throttled in the Super Bowl. Find that I could sleep. Yeah, you were very... I don't think they're a bad team, but like 15 wins last year and they were like trailing

Starting point is 00:49:29 in probably nine or ten of them with three minutes to play. Like what's going on? But the... You can't keep doing it. Finally, I could sleep. Yeah. That's He just speaks to the level. I don't like it. He's not good and make believe and he thought they were phonies. I still think they're phonies.

Starting point is 00:49:44 They are on two. Let's get to the Pinder report. Tell me about Village Honda, right? Well, I mean, here's the thing. There's lots of dealerships, but there's only one dealership for life. And that's Village Honda located in the Northwest Autumnwell. I'm talking about free old chance for life. Got a great maintenance department.

Starting point is 00:50:01 They're going to help you either sell a vehicle or buy vehicle, whatever you want. Get yourself into a lovely hot. Hey, we live in Calgary. You want all wheel. drive you want something that can handle our winters village honda it's another one of those things too where we've talked a lot about how dumb we are yes we are it's don't don't worry about doing your own let village honda take care of your vehicle for them they're smarter than us just take your car there i don't know why they don't break about the passport more because i like that you don't sleep on

Starting point is 00:50:27 it could sleep in it if you want yep lots of room in the back right here Ryan Pindon. Training camp underway. Seeing some media day photos for the flames. The fellas getting loose. Let's head over to Flamesnation.ca and see what the heck the writers are writing about. There we got Ryan Pike talking about some familiar line combination. On the opening day of training camp, which is yesterday.

Starting point is 00:50:52 And Calgary and Carter King played, I believe, at DU last year. Great college centerman. Awesome on draws. Is there an opportunity for him? this year to crack the big squad. At worst, a full-time wrangler, but if you lose a center, I don't know how far you have to go until Carter King's in NHL, which would be a great story.

Starting point is 00:51:10 His grandpa famously brought the Olympics to Calgary. Do you want to see my Craig Conroy impression? Yeah, yeah. They did. So Craig Conroy, if he is at a game, a skate, whatever's going on, and he sees a center who can win draws and is good on the dot, this is what he'd.

Starting point is 00:51:27 Ooh. Awesome. So you're saying he's got a great poker face. He loves centers. He needs centers. He was the center. Yes. The art and craft of winning faceoffs.

Starting point is 00:51:41 He loves it. That's on the website. So always tons of flames content there. If you're ever wanting to chew on the fat regarding flames topics, flames nation. Dot C.A. Day want to camp.

Starting point is 00:51:51 So lots of positive things. If everyone's in the best shape of their life, guys are happy to be back together. Yeah. Just lollipops, rainbows. It's living on. on Lollipop Lane. But also we have this.

Starting point is 00:52:02 Day one of camp was yesterday. Day two is today. And Jonathan Hubertoe is out for me. What did you do on day one? Well, I mean, you know, it is camp. Don't, it's camp. Don't go too hard here. I feel like his position on the roster is safe.

Starting point is 00:52:18 My groin. Did you ever do that? Kind of, tweak. Kind of felt something in my knee. Twinge. No, I didn't over train. That's right. No, I mean the wink, wink,

Starting point is 00:52:26 nudge, day, like early training camp. I don't know. I feel so excited to get out there. I feel a little something here. Hey for it to flare up, it would cause an issue all season long. Coach,

Starting point is 00:52:37 we're playing 82 this year, and it is a long preseason. I'm thinking about preservation. Do you want to, long term? Really retro? Do you want to, should we do an MRI?

Starting point is 00:52:45 No, no, no. I, that's, I'll be fine. Just a little thing, I think. It's probably, it's a 24 hour. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:52 Got a hot date. Gramp. Drinks. Twitching. Your breath is terrible. Just don't worry about it. I would, never get busted with bad breath.

Starting point is 00:53:01 Peanut butter, Vaseline. Gross. Oh, right. You know what? The game changer was all these smells. You know what? The game changer was Vaseline the Vicks, sorry. Yeah, those Listerine tongue strips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. Well done, fellas. All these life-house.

Starting point is 00:53:18 What am I, idiot? Think about Jack's learning, just by osmosis being in the same room as us every day. The other thing is, don't try to hide it. You walk in there bold as can be. Yeah, that's right. I was out till four, and I'm still going to kick your ass. That's what Gronk was doing with the IV on the training bed. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:37 The Flynn, Chelyos was like. Yeah, he probably floored it a bit. He got to the rink and rode the bike in the sauna. Oh, why you do that, Chris? Oh, just because it's good for me. You and Chris Chelyos. Yep. Two peas in a pot.

Starting point is 00:53:51 I wish I'd have been able to call the GM and get another deal, though. Chelly had a little more leverage, probably. Yeah. Has that happened? What are you referencing? I thought that's what happened with the back. Oh, is that what you're? Oh, dear.

Starting point is 00:54:05 Isn't that what was? I thought I read that. That's what's your, yeah, it's it backland. So I'd like to get this done before the season and they got it done before the season. He was saying he had to chat with his, with his mental coach and family.

Starting point is 00:54:15 I say, well, see, if you make the playoffs, would it mean anything to you to go somewhere else and do it or does it mean more to do it in Calgary? Well, of course, to be in Calgary.

Starting point is 00:54:24 Well, there's your answer. There you don't want to go anywhere else. You want to go anywhere else. working in Calgary. Handle it. So he called Conroy and said, you know what, Connie? My heart's in Calgary.

Starting point is 00:54:33 I'm a flame. I just, I don't want to be in a spot where we're talking about trades or moving no moves or whatever. I just, I'd love to stay and be a career flame. I got cowboy boots. My dogs like the park over here. I don't want to go anywhere. And Conroy said, can you win draws? Ooh.

Starting point is 00:54:47 That's right. He did say that. Now, I do want to talk about the highest paid flames netminder. Yeah. So, Rhett, who is the highest pay? Cool. Incolts. Incorrect.

Starting point is 00:54:59 Is it pros fettoff? It is Ivan, the Russian. Ivan. And he's, uh, there's been a long running theme with flames, netminers and skulls on their mask, stretching back to Mika. Wow. And I like that, uh, oh, baby. Is that mean? Look at the skull on the top of the head.

Starting point is 00:55:17 What's the bear for? The Russian bear. I, there's your nickname, Rhett. We've now got it. The Russian bear. That's how it works. I don't make the rule. This guy, the Russian bear.

Starting point is 00:55:25 The Russian bear is an actual. like who's the Russian refers to Russia that's the Russian bear he's from Russia and he's but he can't be the the whole country is the Russian bear now we don't know maybe he has a pet bearer there's also a bird is that like a

Starting point is 00:55:42 some sort of a what's this swan is that a swan or a Russian vulture what do we got there that's a chicken it's a Russian chicken they're delicious fire chicken there you go yeah I like feathers on helmets remember the tickle feather yeah that's right That's what I do. For like the Transam,

Starting point is 00:55:59 I just have a big like fire chicken on my mask. You're scared of the puck. Look at the flags in the back, rushing once I can. Is that a mountain on top of the like mountains? Bottom right. Yeah, mountains. Not a very big mountain if the tree's that big.

Starting point is 00:56:13 That's probably just at the edge of the foothouse. Yeah, beyond that the big ones. Or they're just taking a death perception, right? Way back. Put some glasses on, man. Yeah, that's Everest. Anyway, happy helmet news to everyone that's all right.

Starting point is 00:56:25 That's great. And that's why you tune in. That's right. To bond bonus. September 19th. Russian bear talk and fire chickens on transams. Oh, man. It's good to NHL news.

Starting point is 00:56:37 There is some big news. One of the greats of, well, I guess the last 20 years has called it a career kind of. It will be his last year. The only Slovenian NHL are probably the entirety of his career. Anzee Kopitar, a great one. A high pick but not a Sherlock. and a two-time cup winner and just a consummate pro by all accounts that's beloved. Stud.

Starting point is 00:57:01 Absolute stud. And I remember, because like you told him, it was a high pick. He's like, well, he's from Slovenia. Who's he been playing against? Yeah, like what is he? Well, that I remember, I remember talking to Daryl. Das. Darrell was, there's Copa Tars.

Starting point is 00:57:18 I see Darrell was still in Calgary. I was this Copa, kid. Like, he's for real. Is it rich say he loved him too when he was playing with? Everyone else had played there, yeah. Apparently great guy. Who will go down as a better king? Because they overlap a ton and they both were the best of their position.

Starting point is 00:57:35 Regear? No. Regier or Copatar? Doubtier Copatar. I don't think you have to differ. You certainly don't. If you have two with an argument like that, your team has hardware and they do. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:45 It's a, because there's some great tammoms around the league. You talk about Malkin and Crosby and all these other teams, a couple guys, And they hate each other. And what's odd is they can't stand one another. Very different, but pretty cool. Basically like overlapping careers. See, that's what sucking gets you.

Starting point is 00:58:06 So you draft top five to get Doughty. Second overall. Topitar somewhere in it. So a franchise centerman and a defenseman, Stanley Cups. That's just pericc and ratione. Let's go. Come on now. Top 10 teens.

Starting point is 00:58:20 That's right. So easy. Well done, Craig. Let's keep moving. I want to update you on some players that should be signed that aren't. There's the RFA's, and that's usually team-saving leverage. Yours? Well, do you think Luke Hughes should have a deal by now, Rhett?

Starting point is 00:58:38 He's a very good young defense. Not if he doesn't want one, he shouldn't. Maybe he doesn't want one. He doesn't want to be Huberto and fake an injury for maintenance. So he's just. Oh, he's buying some time. Maybe he's getting some bad advice. They're like, hey, the cap's going up.

Starting point is 00:58:50 Dad is his agent. cap, I mean, you need one for this year. Two brothers are signed. He is not. Luke Hughes, we'll keep an eye on that one. He, I believe, is in New Jersey and around the team. Luke Evangelista and the predators are not close. And the worst we talked about yesterday was Mason McTavish, who's skating with a junior team in a different country from notoriously difficult to deal with, negotiate with Pat Verbeek.

Starting point is 00:59:19 Do you like this for beak approach here? I think it's the last year. his deal. We'll see if the ownership likes this approach because they said they're making the playoffs this year. It's a huge year in Anaheim. And if they start without McTavish or get a late arriving, not informed McTavish, that could put a serious dent in this huge year for the ducks that they've promised. I feel like it's tough to analyze without knowing all the details because you hear, oh, boy, this for Beak's been a easy.

Starting point is 00:59:41 Okay. Being a tough nut in negotiations isn't necessarily a bad. No, it's worked well in Tampa, right? If you, I would know. Yeah. So you're not a push over and you drive a hard bargain. I'm more, what you can analyze is while you've brought in some older players and you've done,

Starting point is 00:59:59 like your roster makeup is. You chose to pay Mikhail Granlin seven a year. So I think Mason wants quite a bit more than that. You got Truba and you brought in. That's where I'm right. Her beak all meter is way down. They had a huge improvement last year, but they are still not close to the playoffs.

Starting point is 01:00:18 Now, they have another year like they did last year and drop another 20. points, okay. But doing that without Mason McTavis is going to be tough. The conversation around this is that Verbeek's like, we're doing a long-term deal. And Mason's like, great. So if I'm doing a long-term deal, we're going to be talking about caps at 104, 114, 114, 125. Like, I'm not just not just not a long-term deal on what I should get paid today. If you don't want to pay me on my value today, we do a short-term deal. So that seems to be the hang-up. I don't know if you remember the Shea-the-the-Dleel. In Vegas, they nabbed them from Anaheim in the expansion draft. Good young player,

Starting point is 01:00:50 Anahm had a deep blue line. And they basically said, Shea, you're signing long term. And that was a bit of a stalemate for a while. And Vegas, because they had the leverage, got a good young player about to boom for a number that turned out to be a massive steal for the gold knights.

Starting point is 01:01:06 And I feel like this is a very similar situation. It doesn't mean Pat Verbeek's not good. It just means the agent says, with this cap growing, I don't want to lock in at the number that you do, Pat. Yeah. Yeah. This player's got to go.

Starting point is 01:01:20 and play for what they, wow, maybe that's what he wants is 10. And honestly, if you're signing for 70 years, I don't think that's crazy. He just gave seven to McHLGranlon. Yeah, but you're the NHLPA right now saying, get everything. Get it's like, I like living in Anaheim. It's real good. We've got a young team

Starting point is 01:01:38 and actually, and you know what? If your agent or your family's, well, McDavid's not signing. No, like I'm serious, if these guys are holding off on long-term deals in Minnesota, I'm drawing a blank, I was sure. Capriza. Carl Connor. Ikel. All of these guys, I mean, you're not at that level, but you're also,

Starting point is 01:01:56 this is a 7, 6, 7, 7, 8 year deal. You have to think in those same terms, not dollar-wise, but that same mentality. If the cap continues to rise, if all these other guys are doing it, do you employ the same strategy? I don't, I don't, I didn't live in this area. I don't make this kind of money. I wasn't a superstar, blah, blah, blah. I was happy to have a contract. Maybe I'm a terrible negotiator.

Starting point is 01:02:18 but do you think that what guys sit at home thinking about is I got to get my max percent of cap? No, I think the agents are saying. Like back, we just talked about it. It's a completely different world in McTavish and Becktavish and Backland, but like you just sat backlund sat down with his family and his coach and whatever. Oh yeah,

Starting point is 01:02:39 I don't want to go anywhere. What's sign? Yeah, yeah. Like when is that part of it? So I think the big distinction here is that he does. want to trade and Pat Verbeek isn't going to trade him. Pat's like, I have leverage and I will get what I want. And maybe the way that you meet in the middle is a short term deal.

Starting point is 01:02:57 But Pat wants to lock them into the deal long term. And if you're the agent, you're trying to do the best job you can for your player. You don't want three years from now, Mason McTavish to be seen as the biggest steal in hockey. But if Mason McTavittavit, we have no. This is the back and forth. We have no idea. If Mason McTavish is happy being in Anaheim, making eight instead of making nine, nine and a half, which is what the agent wants.

Starting point is 01:03:20 Screw you, agent. I was going to say, you know what? The players, do they sit around and talk about this stuff? You know that the agents do. And no agent is going to be the one. Well, the PA used to give you shit if you signed a deal that was too cheap. They're like, what do you know? Remove your fill?

Starting point is 01:03:35 I think they still would. I mean, I don't think they bug guys like Sid, but for Mason McTavish, a young player who's popped offensively and looks like he's a very core piece there, if you're going to sign long term, don't give away your ceiling. He's going to get better. not old. And again, we don't know the numbers.

Starting point is 01:03:50 With what you're saying, I just wonder at what point. And they could be miles apart. We're skating in Ottawa, so I don't think they're close. Yeah. Like, so it can be a completely different approach to what Verbeek wants and McTavish wants. But I just, at some point, a player's got to go, it doesn't matter if the cap goes to 150 million.

Starting point is 01:04:09 I like making eight. And I like where I live. Like, yeah. And he doesn't have the leverage of a guy that says, I'm hitting the market in the summer, I'll choose my spot. The team has control. And that's the difference between him and the Caprizov, Eichel, Connor, McDavid's at the world. And he's not a superstar, right?

Starting point is 01:04:28 Because he was a high first rounder, had 22 goals and 52 points last year in 76 games. That's up from 19 goals, up from 17. So he's a very good player. How old do you? I'll do some around. He's coming out of his entry levels. So he's young 20s. Yeah, he's 22 years old.

Starting point is 01:04:43 Yeah. And so I see what Pat Burbik's doing. When you got a bit of a hammer, you can use it in terms of leverage and he thinks he might be able to get like a number two center on a championship caliber team under market go get it but third over all mctavish isn't feeling it because he's skating with the ottawa six third overall third overall in 20 high pedigree yeah as for uffas there's no surprises of sub one you hear about the ufos uh uffas but i i have not heard of lfo great so you uapes and ufos we'll get into that on saturday okay peas and the

Starting point is 01:05:17 Q's element of Pints and quarts, Jack, you know what a P and a Q is? Mind your Pines and quarts. The bartenders giving you a shit. You're not paying. Hey, get a little tab here. Jack. Mind your peas and Q's. Mind your pizza debts. There is a centerman who scored 22 goals last year. Yeah, but does he win draws that? Conner's a 22 goals.

Starting point is 01:05:45 I'm going to see if he is going to face off. He better. Got to do more than that to impress me. Not old. Not in his 30s. 22 goals last year. A centerman does not have a deal. Who? Tell me.

Starting point is 01:05:58 Well, I mean, I just want you to have a merit out of it. That sounds crazy, right? Well, especially when you look at a team like Calgary that is in. Is it Joe Sackick? Again, not old. Oh. Joe's a little longer in the two old. It's Joe still playing?

Starting point is 01:06:12 How long is he removed from his last season? A little older than this guy. Jack Ross-Lov. who ended up in Carolina last year was a ranger. Great name. Jet. I'm kind of confused here. He's a 97, so that makes him, what, 28?

Starting point is 01:06:29 He's a deep. He's going to turn 29 this year. 22 goals last year, no contract. Did you say UFO? Unrestricted. Yeah. And a hat offers this summer, so maybe it's a fit and feel thing. But camps are open and Jack Roslavik, a 22

Starting point is 01:06:46 year old or sorry 22 goal centerman who won 54% of his draws is out there odd if i recall correctly um was he on the u.s national development team the same time as matthew kuchuch oh it wouldn't surprise me he's a top american kid for a while i believe there's something to be said about that yeah he was there in the 13 two years uh why us n dTP and then Miami of Ohio, the NCAA program for one year, and then up to the Jets, who were the team that I believe drafted it.

Starting point is 01:07:25 Anyway, I recall there was one year at the Penticton tournament. He was with the Jets. he was drafted by them in the first round. JETE. And Matthew Cichuck was also a first rounder. He was with the flames. And you would think, you know, pals.

Starting point is 01:07:40 Pals. Not so much. Didn't look like pals on the ice? No. Matthew was quite happy to stick it. And perhaps if, if possible, drop the glove. That's a tough program, that NTP.

Starting point is 01:07:52 Those boys are good at battle. Are they? Matthew, I think only went to one prospect's tournament because he obviously made the big club out of his draft class. He was an absolute menace at that Penticton tournament and everyone he had wrapped around his fingers. So there it was.

Starting point is 01:08:08 In the 1415 season, Roslovick was 17. Kachuk was 16. I still don't understand the point of this. You just got his own a deal. He's 2080 wins. I know, but why are we talking about Jack, Roslovick at the U.S. National Team.

Starting point is 01:08:19 Because we talk about how hard is to find centers. Here's one. What I'm saying is was disliked by a former maybe. So he's a dink? Jets, jackets, Rangers, canes. He's bounced around a bit. Well traveled. Well traveled. And look at the goal totals. It's 12,

Starting point is 01:08:36 22, 11, there's talent there. But no one's being an ass. Jack, I'm sorry if I'm not like just throwing it out there as a potential We got a potential Richard. Potential Richard?

Starting point is 01:08:51 There might be a Richard situation here. Because you're right. It just feels weird. You know what? Like Ryan O'Reilly put up similar numbers you've given $6 million, right? This goes right back to that parenting comment that I had last spring where

Starting point is 01:09:04 don't be a loser parent, raise your kid to be a prick. Jesus. So you want them to be a prick or don't raise them to be a prick? You want to be a prick on the ice, but not a prick to your teammates where you're burn bridges. Yeah, right, okay. Not it.

Starting point is 01:09:18 Got it. Very good. Very good. I'm the best. Because your point is, 28 center can score. Wins more than half as drugs. It's the 19th of September.

Starting point is 01:09:26 How are you still in? Yeah. Because like when I tell you, Ryan Suter doesn't have a deal. Yeah, that makes sense. He's like 41 or something. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:32 Yeah. Is he still playing? He wants a deal. He played for $900, grand with a couple million of bonuses with St. Louis last year. Which is also not to say

Starting point is 01:09:39 that Rossavik hasn't been given an offer that he didn't like. He has been given an offer. There's a fit and feel thing for sure. And there probably is on the GM side as well to your points. We'll keep moving. Trout of Blue Jays. Maybe Anaheim will take when they trade McTavittavit.

Starting point is 01:09:52 Oh, what a savvy move. How does Connie get McTablish? Get them, Craig. What's the three-way deal? It's right up our alley. Right. Or do you trade Nazim and just slide in Roslivik? Well, they want old guys.

Starting point is 01:10:03 Well, Andrew Rasmus, he hates California. We know that. He just going to go to L.A. He hates California. Listen, here's the deal, folks. It's a podcast. We can be a little careless. And cheeky.

Starting point is 01:10:15 You know? I told that. If we were in the mainstream media, we'd have to do a lot of fact checking. I don't know if Rossavix is a jerk. I don't know if Rassas hates California. But because we're on YouTube, you can always cover yourself off. We were told by the bosses at the old place that if you just cover off everything you say with, in my opinion. Yes.

Starting point is 01:10:32 And we were drinking that day because we're allowed to do that on this too. We should do that more too. And Rhett was hungry. It was one of those days you didn't eat. It was very hanged. We love everyone. I hope no one takes offense to the last 10 minutes. Toronto Blue Jays opened a new set with the Roy.

Starting point is 01:10:46 Thank God. They pissed their pants the last two games. Yeah, they were two and oh against the raise and then ended up splitting the four game set. If the playoffs started today, here's how it would look. But there is a bit of a wrinkle. They don't get that off there. We're not going to jinxy pants this BS.

Starting point is 01:11:00 Come on. What are you doing? They've got a three game lead atop the ale over the Tigers, but the problem that was that the Yankees are only three back for the ALE. Exactly. And it's six. You think they're not going to put it. So it is definitely not over.

Starting point is 01:11:12 And Adobe just thought you're welcome. Thank you, Adobe. You're so. with free spot like it was i know it's i know it's the big bank the other day it's just huge that adobe it was the first thing everyone saw i'm sorry we need some printers or whatever the we're in a business ryan yeah

Starting point is 01:11:26 give us some free pdfs or something i was gonna buy the cow cow of the milk of it getting all that cheddar cheese and cottage cheese is it all the like cottage cheese i am unsure about it i don't like the texture but it always is better than i think it's gonna be it always is better than i think yeah do you put it on uh people on maybe a lot of people do.

Starting point is 01:11:46 I was shocked the first time I saw it on a lasagna. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my mom always did that. She shouldn't have. Oh, you don't like that. It's cheese. I love lasagna. If somebody said, do you want cheese and your lasagna, you'd be like,

Starting point is 01:11:57 you have to. Yeah. Although at the time when I ate it and I liked it. Didn't mind it, yeah. You know what? If somebody loved me at home, they'd make me a lasagna. Unloved. Everything coming up, Brett.

Starting point is 01:12:08 Yeah. I thought you were an empty nest right now. She's back. Okay. What about the, uh, yeah, a nice man with the dog. A lot of people are going to love you in that. God, I'm getting a lot of heat over this dog.

Starting point is 01:12:20 From everyone. All around town. Man, it's just, it's that frustrating consequences of your own actions. What a pain of the ass it is. I promise this kid a dog. He does what I promised. And now he actually wants the dog. Who the hell raised this kid?

Starting point is 01:12:36 I know. You don't always get what you want, son. Life's tough. Get used to it. Sometimes you got to shoot your dog. That's why he's not. not getting a dog. We can't allow someone in society that's okay, shooting

Starting point is 01:12:48 dogs to get a dog. That was a drop on the old show. You've been saying that. Sometimes you got to shoot your dog. You ever watch old yellow? Read the book. Yeah, you shot the dog. Look at Jason. Doghead. You put some ricotta in there as well.

Starting point is 01:13:05 Jason is not an Italian name and Jason doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to. Put him back up. Jason, come on. Jason, all your shortcomings are completely wiped out and neutralized by that incredible mustache. You know what? Yes, Jayes, you look sharp and if you're such a good lasagna maker, I suggest you drop one off.

Starting point is 01:13:21 Bring one over. In part of loop, where the parking is poor, but the people are great. Where is this? There's a lot of cheese in this lasagna you're making. Why don't you get that cookie to drive a lasagna over, huh? Where is it? Jason. Jason. Yes, all? Jays can clinch a playoff a lot with a win

Starting point is 01:13:40 tonight. It's three-game set. Who cares? Jay's can clinch tonight? A playoff spot, but obviously not the division. Well, they go. I went to the one. When's the last time they made the playoffs? It was a wild card in what, 21 or 22? What?

Starting point is 01:13:54 They got smoked. Minnesota. It was ugly, gross. Yuck. Avoid the wild card at all costs. Can't do that unless you win the division. The best playoff chase is not the ALE East. It's actually the AAL West where Seattle's gone nine and one in their last 10 and are now tied.

Starting point is 01:14:10 I was at a wedding with Houston for the top spot in that division. so that's a good race to keep around. There's a lot that aren't close. Phillies wrapped it up like a week ago. Cubs are the second best team in the National League. They're like way back in Milwaukee. This is an actual good divisional chase. At least we got one.

Starting point is 01:14:26 Do you know what I was at a wedding refers to, Jack? Was it a wedding? What do you mean? Well, I, we used to have the clip. We've been together so long, like as long as you've been alive. And there's a lot of things. We say stuff like that just off the cup and the three of us know. It's inside jokes.

Starting point is 01:14:47 I was at a wedding. Not just the words. I was at a wedding, but the, I was at a wedding. How the tone. The way you say. And who said it. And who said it. Because that's not a Ryan quote.

Starting point is 01:15:00 I wasn't at a wedding. No. No, neither are you guys. You let me in on the joke or no. See if you earns it. That's not even a joke. It's just, it's a good job. You know what it is?

Starting point is 01:15:09 It's just how far out of the loop you are from the three of us. Oh, dear. That's hurtful. that's actually another draft that was hurtful that was unnecessary and there's nothing cooler than it's such guys have an inside jokes and not letting in people look someone in the comments is dying and it's for them you're welcome whatever one of the greats in l.A calling it a career at the end of the year they already showed this no it didn't because it wasn't just on ze coppenter yesterday it was

Starting point is 01:15:37 clayton kershaw one of the dumb pictures of our lives retiring he's got what wrong with them Well, it's time. He's talking about it's time. He's kicking ass. He's going to kick ass winner world series and then be done. And I have to think, really a major blow to the number of Clayton's

Starting point is 01:15:58 in Major League Baseball and in pro sports. Yeah, I feel like there's probably a dusty tight end, like Clayton tune or something. And other than that, Clayton was, this is the high water mark. Clayton was kind of, like that was you were a hillbillip. Scrapping, scrap a young kid when you were a Clayton. I'm not sure we're doing Clayton's anymore. Here's the thing.

Starting point is 01:16:17 So he's quitting this year? At the end of the season. Now his final start will come tonight at 7.10. That's probably Pacific time, given that it's L.A. Then there'll be a bobblehead day slash night on Saturday. I don't know what. And on Sunday when it clearly just says night. Well, they don't call them bobblehead nights.

Starting point is 01:16:33 It's usually a bobblehead day, right? Anyway, it doesn't matter. Well, they clearly call it bobblehead night, idiot. Who calls a bobblehead day? I do. Yeah. even when it's clear in print in front of you. Let's move on.

Starting point is 01:16:46 Let's move on. Is it a day game? Sunday. Clayton Kershaw will address fans before the game to clear up this ballad night. Which looks like an afternoon day game. Are we okay calling that an afternoon game? Ryan, or is 1.10 p.m. too early for an afternoon.

Starting point is 01:17:01 Matinee? Just move past it. Is one too late for a matinee or is this an afternoon game? If it was, if they were doing the bobbleheads, the thing is more the statement they make right in the spelling of the word by saying bubblehead night. Night.

Starting point is 01:17:12 that you don't have to interpret it in your own words. Even though the game is at night. That's clearly not. Evening, Dean. That's not nice. Just kidding. We're such assholes. NFL, the bills, victorious.

Starting point is 01:17:26 Now, last week, by 10, not a cover. Cook's been unreal, though. Yeah, you got. I'm playing Rett this week and I got Cook. He must be dying. Where's my horse? Where's my awesome? I was cheering for Cook, even though I knew it was rude in my.

Starting point is 01:17:41 If you had your password, you would have cook. He was sitting right there. I've moved everything to thumbprint. Okay, well, we'll see it next year's draft. Cutting edge. Password. Thumbprint!

Starting point is 01:17:51 Cutting edge. I got new thumbs. That should be my password. Thumbprint. Thumbprint. Well, don't tell your password to YouTube. Then you'd be like, retinal scan. Why is this not working?

Starting point is 01:18:03 I knew it was how I unlocked my phone. Damn it. Damn it. And after week two, we saw what was Dawson Knox, the big tight end singing the old Mr. Brightside. They were a party in Buffalo last night. It looked like one hell of a place to be.

Starting point is 01:18:18 Well, I don't believe you, but let's go to the video because I think there might be something to support you here. This is post-game Ryan Fitzpatrick before. Josh Allen loves it. There's Bill's Marvel. You think they're having fun for you in O. Rett? You think they're enjoying it? Don't punch Josh in his hand.

Starting point is 01:18:41 Throw an arm. Let's a throw an arm. Yeah, that could, I think he's a vibes guy, locker room guy. Remember his outfits when he was playing in, what was it, New Orleans or? On the flip side, I like that Ross of a character,

Starting point is 01:18:54 allegedly. Jesus, dude. Fitzpatrick played for a ton of teams. He was loved everywhere. Remember he would come in and be like, this guy's playing great. Fitzmaidavit. Tampa Bay, went to Buffalo.

Starting point is 01:19:04 We've maybe got a number one here. And then the wheels would eventually fall up up. He was not that good, but he was. But guys loved him. Ivy League guy, so smart. You know what it is? It's the McLennon effect. Yes, it's the noodles effect.

Starting point is 01:19:14 if only noodles noodles that's right tear your shirt off noodles uh stamps in action tonight very exciting now there's the game there's the standings there's the drone show yeah there's 730 kickoff on a Friday night on a gorgeous September night it is beautiful but what about the food what about the food

Starting point is 01:19:34 what because let's get to press food because we've talked about it there is the wagyu some sausage or we talked chicken burgers sandwich yeah okay all so it's the indigenous celebration game So the Soutina Nation's got some grub they brought in, and the fellas are going to try here. We love this stuff. You imagine when they start wheeling in the steam trays of food? Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:19:59 How do you do this team building thing? It's very easy. Bring food. Yeah, just bring food. That's it. It's not hard, people. You don't need speeches. You don't need PowerPoints.

Starting point is 01:20:06 Just bring food. Fellas. Big Hills ready. The sauce. Yes. Oh, this is a thing. Tater can come. action two plates yeah three cups your cup runneth over big game tonight seven 30

Starting point is 01:20:25 VA against his old squad the bc lion so you dickinson gets a lot of credit this yeah I feel like this does more for with victories this is uh jane mcneal's tariff I'm in what I'm saying saying thinking is that I don't see Dave in there because he's so picky you know that he's breaking down tape work he's always working love you Dave sure love you Dave. Love you, Dave. Don't be afraid of burgers. I'm a favorite of Montana. I know. Ready, are you going? I'm close to go.

Starting point is 01:20:54 Close. There's a hockey game at 3.45. At win sport. You're already kind of there. I'm kind of there. And I'm like, you're kind of there. Yes. Or I could grab a bag of a bag of. I can't say it and go sit on a hill in the foot hill. Just tell us it's rough. Chips. We'll move on. Smart food.

Starting point is 01:21:16 Popcorn. They've not played BC yet, but they have had tremendous success against all teams other than the lines in the West. I think they're only lost in the West came to the Elks in the second half of that back to back. So they've been tidy in their own division, which is a good way to have home field in the division. We'll see if they can reel in Sasker if they're hosting a semifel. They're on track to host. Take care of business tonight. Let's go.

Starting point is 01:21:37 They win. They surpassed. No. No, there'll be a half game back. But the DERS dropped one last week. It was pretty. I think it's a four, isn't it a four point. So wait.

Starting point is 01:21:48 Four point gap, but they'll have the tie break. It's a two point gap right now because I think it's nine and three against eight and four. It was two. riders are 10 and three. And you know what there's a buy in there that might be a game and a half or something. But yeah, it's when tonight we'll worry about the math later. We'll worry about the math later. That was tough when we start getting into things that you can't just speculate.

Starting point is 01:22:07 Well, what is it? It's what we could we could talk about it or actually know what the specific numbers are. We've shown the standings three times. I don't like. the having actual numbers. We could just talk about. Eight and four, 10 and 3.

Starting point is 01:22:22 20 points to 16. If they win, they would be 9 and 4, and they would own a tie break with a game back. But they're not tied. I will not try to explain tie breaks. Let's keep moving. They're game back if they win. We know that.

Starting point is 01:22:35 Oh, yeah, you did say game back. Yeah. Kind of jumping ahead to the tie break, though, it's kind of unnecessary. Don't, yeah, I hope that Dave and that they aren't doing it. doing with pinder. You've got to get tied.

Starting point is 01:22:46 Don't start taking for granted anything talking tie breaks. You've got to win this football game tonight. There was a Calgary team that did miss the playoffs by a tie break last year. Don't let it happen to you, Dave. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Starting point is 01:22:56 Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Now, if you think it's nice, tonight's a great night to go watch football, you're right. But if I told you tomorrow afternoon, it's going to be a scorching 28 degree day and a footie squad that's excellent on home field

Starting point is 01:23:10 would be having their fan appreciation day, you might convince yourself into a weekend double header with the stamps and cavalry FC. Was Jack going to be there? He sure is. In fact, look at this. The Elephant Castle bus to the calves. We'll be at the elephant and castle tomorrow. Two, bus leaves it.

Starting point is 01:23:27 Three, kickoff. Four. It's not just the game and a bus. Yeah, so they start the game. They kick the ball from center. And where we go. They drop it from a helicopter. They did drive it out in a little remote control cars at one event, I remember.

Starting point is 01:23:42 It might have been the World Cup or so. It was because of COVID. but it was probably because they had some huge car sponsorship deal. Village Honda sponsored the World Cup and they drove a ridge line. It's COVID. Here's what's included. If you're going to join us tomorrow, these tickets obviously won't be selling much longer,

Starting point is 01:23:59 given the games tomorrow. Get on it. Round trip, transportation, free Carlsberg beer, share plate of your choice. And we're giving a jersey away as well. How much is this? 45 bucks. And that is, Rhett. Cheapest chips.

Starting point is 01:24:12 Cheapest chips. Four o'clock. game begins. I can't say kickoff apparently, but that's a good day on some gorgeous weather this late September. It's the Pinda report that's been going on for 45 minutes. It's a Bobblehead

Starting point is 01:24:26 night day game. So what have you because I know with the last event that you went to, it was about a 4 o'clock start and you told your wife that it was noon. Yeah. So for this game and then the pre thing, like, is this about a 6 a.m. start for you?

Starting point is 01:24:42 Is that what you've sold to the Well, it's a bit of a scheduling nightmare, given that it's the, well, my child. Yes. One of them is a twin. Both of their birthdays, a party. Yeah. So more, right in the. Do you plan this stuff out?

Starting point is 01:25:02 I gave it the green light, but I should not have. And. Oh. So you're not going to the kids party? Oh, come on. They got the harmony in your house. They do this every year. They got VR helmets.

Starting point is 01:25:17 They could AI me in if they want to see me. They can't be that art. Yeah, what's the highlight of having him there? Come on. You need that blabbery dad there's shaking hands on there. Don't need it. Pushing kids out of the way. It's my turn.

Starting point is 01:25:29 I want the VR goggles. I got a dart. You're not, you're beating me. No chance. 20 bucks kid. Put it on the table. Let's go. We got Ozzie Nans going to be there.

Starting point is 01:25:38 We got aunts and uncles. We're fine. You're fine. Yeah. And you know what'll be great. When you do show. up after everyone's exhausted from coming after kids and you'll be hammered. No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 01:25:47 You should have seen the game. Say, you come back. And you wouldn't know how to get vomit out of the Calvary shirt? Jersey. The whole kit can have vomit. Right, yeah. Well, with any luck. Anyway, great Calgary sports weekend.

Starting point is 01:26:05 I hope you don't spend it on your couch, guys. I really don't because it's gorgeous weather. Thank you, September. Yeah. in our city September's been great now if you were going to spend on your couch

Starting point is 01:26:17 where you want to get outside you like going outside bow you're a couch you have couches and you go outside right here's a kicker today oh holy shit

Starting point is 01:26:37 that's better to Disney I think you're risk factor that's the drone that's the drone show if it's stamps, they're getting warm. I wonder what he's got as the casters, like the chassis underneath.

Starting point is 01:26:58 I'm going to say it's not stock. No, that's been souped up. Can you go to the start and just stop it, Jagley? How far? When he's upside down, you can see it. No, I'm just thinking because how, because even by there, he's already reached, he's at an incredible radio.

Starting point is 01:27:14 Yeah, he's flying all right. He's already. Incredible rate. It kind of looks like the, and are you steering it? Because if you, if you're a little off kilter on that ramp, I'm just thinking about this thing landing on them.

Starting point is 01:27:29 You've got to check properly here. It could go terribly wrong. But he, he nails it. He does okay. I need more data on this. It's a teaser. You're going to have to search the internet for the rest.

Starting point is 01:27:42 Dean that's your pinned to report on this Friday. This is the new theme park we should open? I think there's, you know what? is it motorized? Because that's not just gravity. It's freezing when it's some sit down. Right? Like he's,

Starting point is 01:27:54 I'm not sure. It's a big hill. When you can see the bottom. It's just the bottom. And. Before them more. Was it before? Did we miss it before?

Starting point is 01:28:02 And these, this is where we worry about details. Well, and again, dumb men analyzing this clip of all the things. We don't have a clue what's going on. It does not look like. It just looks like shopping cart wheels.

Starting point is 01:28:16 What a stud. Maybe they did like the, the bungee cord thing, like when they do it up the dome, they'll have to do the Red Bull. Because there is some sort of a strap off the back there. Do you think they pulled it back? Harness. Like, did they pull it back and then do the release?

Starting point is 01:28:31 Jack, are you doing this? Like you did in high school with bra straps. You know what I mean? Jack, you pervert. Sicko. They're not allowed to do that. Jack, you creep stuff. There's no way I'm doing this.

Starting point is 01:28:44 It looks pretty soft. The landing. You just got to push that chair away when you're upset. though. If I can guarantee to like hit the ramp and go up, then I would do it. The ramp is not particularly wide. There's no side walls. There's no rails there to keep you on. I'm not a lot of room.

Starting point is 01:28:56 It's scarier than the landing. For error. Ah, what the hell? I think this guy's done. You go right into the stupid balloon thing anyway. Yeah, the thing. Anyway, I hope your weekend's a good one, fellas. That's your Pender part. For Village Honda, your dealership for life.

Starting point is 01:29:12 There you go. I think didn't have the standard safety equipment that you'll see you. No, I was cross the board. Do you want to belt in? Do you need? No, you don't belt in there. Shoulder strap, harness. Get out. You got a clear. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm that land on you. Well, I hope everyone's okay. That's my hope and wish as I go into the weekend. Hope some dreams. Now, who was going to get the video? Did Jack have to get video of me being in it or me getting both? You have both getting. Just film each other, filming each other. Not each other, but if there's a

Starting point is 01:29:43 situation where it's like, yeah, because we'd like to see the I'm going to fly my drone over the game and try and find them. Is that legal? No. No, no. You're going to have someone show up at your house with the sirens if you do that. Got in trouble one time. Do you have a license?

Starting point is 01:30:00 Huh? A what? You can't be flying that here. Do you have paperwork? Do you have a license? Lady. Yeah, I'll just get my drone license. You can just forge that shit.

Starting point is 01:30:10 AI's good for that sort of stuff. hell out of here. Lady. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. I'm never quite sure how to get it all in there. We did talk about Zellers today.

Starting point is 01:30:28 Zeddy, Club Zee. Now, it's making a comeback. Do people know what Zellers is? Jack, do you know Zellers? Yeah. I was one of the department store. A lot of times they were one of the anchor tenants in a mall.

Starting point is 01:30:40 Yeah, they'd be the end of the mall. They'd be at the end of the mall big and what you could get everything there. It was kind of Walmart before Walmart kind of a thing. Well, there was Sears, Kmart. There's a lot of these sort of department stores before the big ones. Yeah. Ready for a big piece of nostalgia, Toronto. Sellers has announced their new menu.

Starting point is 01:30:59 But they also would have clothing. You could probably buy tires and all kinds. You get it all there. You get a K-way. You can get a tent. You get some meal. And then you're thinking, I'm kind of, I'm kind of hungry.

Starting point is 01:31:12 All the shop. I've been here at Zellers for so long. I got a bit of the growlies going. Well, why did you come on over? She's going to read it to you, but that's way better. The Big Z burger. Gotta be sad. It's Canadian brand.

Starting point is 01:31:26 I guess it is, right? Yeah, it's got to be. Because it was club Zed points that you would get. Zetty was the little mascot. Fries and gravy for three beans. Oh, Jack. I would never leave. Sir.

Starting point is 01:31:37 We're closing. Listen, here's a 10. Just keep them coming. shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. But I'm half done. Bring me another one.

Starting point is 01:31:48 Grill cheese for three bucks. Jack, you're born in the wrong era, my friend. Even the burger at six. Now, it does say at the bottom, credit or debit card payment only.

Starting point is 01:31:59 So I'm not sure this is a classic menu. No, it feels relatively. No, this is new. This is the new one. And it does say, behold,

Starting point is 01:32:06 our burger bay, which is very not 1990s terminology. nostalgia. Yeah, heavy dose. And Zellers might be like 80s. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:32:18 When did Zellers close? 2000s, yeah. Well, yeah. So like the 90s you were starting to be like, have a hard time hanging on here. Worry about old Zellers. It was when I was in high school. So like 2015-ish.

Starting point is 01:32:33 Gross. Is that high school in 2015? Yeah. There's a Zellers right by my high school. Well, in 2015. Yeah. And then it became. Just push the button.

Starting point is 01:32:40 Let's get that. Oh, it's terrible, Jack. The worst. I was in high school. Quit bragging. Shut up. Jesus. Breaths hungry.

Starting point is 01:32:48 The show's over. Yeah. Well, you've missed out on so much, Jay. But then probably when we're dead, there'll be so much that we're going to be missing out. Oh, but then. That's true.

Starting point is 01:33:01 You know, like this year's Stanley Cup final. Jeez. You're not allowed to die. With a path, there's three Pete. I mean, you'll be there. You're not allowed to die. You'll enjoy it.

Starting point is 01:33:11 Vest mid. Yeah. It's too much to be miserable about miserable. We can't let you leave yet. Okay. So like next week. I think we got a Sunday split squad game between the Oilers and Flames. I was going to say they've got work Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Starting point is 01:33:29 It's your time off. I mean, there's a home game on the Tuesday. They're in Vancouver Wednesday. Seattle Tuesday, Vancouver Wednesday in the road at Winnipeg next Saturday. NFL Thursday and Monday and Monday, night we're not far from playoff baseball as well i think the last of the regular seasons the end of next week i mean are we actually going to be doing shows every day it can't happen for two weeks i don't know god don't i is this only the second week well third the other one i pre-recurs

Starting point is 01:33:57 jack you have no room to talk because it was your big blabber mouth yeah i'm kind of tired to summer i'm ready to get back into it get a little stir crazy guys it's good to get back to the studio and get to see the boys yeah see that's what huberto thought going to how's it feel now I'm smart guy. Need a maintenance day, Jack? This does not fall into the super chat category, but I will throw it up. Lowell with a, again, things like you miss.

Starting point is 01:34:25 Copatar is done, Ryan Pinder. Ping. When was that? That was the year he went from 12 goals to like 36. You can take a look at it's very comfortable saying that Anzi Kopitar had passed his prime boys. He was now on the back nine. That was incorrect.

Starting point is 01:34:41 He had arguably the best season of his career. and he was awesome. And every single time he scored, he probably finished second or won the socket. We'll take a look because he... 30 plus after 12. It was 2021. Is that sound?

Starting point is 01:34:57 Or 1617? Yeah, that's the one right there. Yeah, so 1617, he had 12 goals and 52 points in 76 games. Which is fine, but it's not on Zikopatar level. Yeah, they missed the playoffs and you had decided that... It's all downhill from here. can't rely on him to lead your team anymore. What's he going to do?

Starting point is 01:35:17 Score triple the amount of goals next year. Yeah. He scored 25 the next year. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. This will be his 11th season since, since that declaration. Call it. And did go, yes, did win the, uh, the Selke. The Frank Jay.

Starting point is 01:35:37 That following season. Also been an all star twice since. That's right. So there it is. If you wanted to pick the low water mark, that was when I proclaimed we were a fisher on the back nine folks, 35 the next year. 30 bleeping five.

Starting point is 01:35:54 He tripled his goal total. See, I think this is. He almost doubled his points. This is what we miss out on a little bit. People don't want to hear the I told you soes. They want our shitty takes. And we've done and worked together for so long. I can just imagine.

Starting point is 01:36:12 We all remember each other's shit takes. It's our own one. we forget. But there'd be so, there'd be so many, you could be, it's like me with Picklefest, it'd be like, oh boy, that was not my proudest moment. You think about the years. Remember when I was, we've trotted out? I was pumping Johnson for a couple of years. There were a lot of goalies that you really felt log about, flames missed out on. What the hell are we doing? Give Chad Johnson extension right now. He's got a 930. Yeah. That definitely got back to career norms quite quickly after that comment. But you do this show every day.

Starting point is 01:36:44 like we do, we're dedicated to our craft access. You got to talk a lot of stuff. You got to talk a lot of stuff. They'd give it to us. They'd give us access to all that information that we used to. No, God, no. Yeah, I know. They're still all sour babies.

Starting point is 01:37:01 I don't know. If they are. I feel like they don't have reason to be at this point. No. No, I mean, Jesus. Hey, what are we doing? Butt hurts the term, I believe. They're fine.

Starting point is 01:37:16 We're okay. Everyone's fine. I'm starving though. Yeah, Brett's not fine. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Pepperney pizza days tomorrow. You can't ruin it today by having pepperoni pizza.

Starting point is 01:37:26 I had some yesterday on National Cheeseburger Day, but I was quite fine with that. Do I do a top five before we go? Top five, what? I don't know. No. Top five meals are going to be. There's a lot of pressure on me today.

Starting point is 01:37:38 I had a big day. I started out real good. You were really good today, Red. Thanks, John. God, he was good. Shout out of a Canon. Look to you. The TV of the show?

Starting point is 01:37:46 Yeah, Rep, for sure. Today's MVP of the show, Rhett Warner, everybody. Congratulations, Rhett. Congratulations. I might even, you know what? Of the week. I was going to say,

Starting point is 01:37:56 you've had a good week. Look how exhausted he is. He came so hot out of the gates. He spent. Look at him. It takes energy. He looked 10 years younger when it started. Remember the boss?

Starting point is 01:38:04 You got to bring energy. Bring your energy, Rhett. Got to bring your energy. It's easier now. 6 a.m. was tough. It was tough. And you had to stay on forever and start repeating stuff

Starting point is 01:38:14 that you were talking about. I'm not going to get excited to talk about this. You just tape it and play it so. In the last three hours. I like to do. Your audience is turned over. Just do the same debate again. And that won't be obnoxious or annoying at all.

Starting point is 01:38:28 The average time listening is about 45 minutes. I should get him in and interview him. I'll do it. I'll bring out the best of the rocket. Well, I kept waiting for something to happen so that we could get together and reminisce, but that hasn't happened yet. So they finally shut that place. how smart are we

Starting point is 01:38:50 how was the show today jack best show all week whoa best show all week when do I start Hawaiian t-shirts to play a game that matters this week do you're into it next week I think they'll feel bad for the other shows

Starting point is 01:39:02 this is the best one of the week Friday okay Jesus we did five I wore Hawaiian t-shirt you know what it was Dean we kept raising our level we kept raising our level and this is the best one

Starting point is 01:39:13 like what the hell were the other four actually you know what no Mace being almost the best So what was wrong with today's show? That was the best. All right, cut his mic. Thanks, Chad. See it, buddy.

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