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Hi buddies. Welcome to, uh, welcome to Friday here in the Tower Chrysler Studios.
Boomer, Pender, warner away today.
The Redster.
As we get, uh, as we get, get ready for Mother's Day. I'm sure that's what it is. He's probably
knitting something nice for the shoveler or something like that. So, uh, we are here. And again,
I'm going to, we're going to tell you about Mother's Day. Maybe, maybe mom wants to go, uh, watch some
hockey at Madrose Pub.
Maybe Mama would love some lab-grown diamonds from Vina Nova.
Maybe.
Maybe she'd love one of those new Jeep Grand Cherokees from Tower Crises.
Who wouldn't?
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I know, it's a big spender.
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We've been telling you all week as well.
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So I would say if you, if you haven't bought that car yet, chop chop, chop.
Get it gone.
Time's ticking.
So the Rettster.
Time is ticking.
Speaking of time, it was not many minutes ago that we realized Rett would not,
or appears not to be on the show today.
So I'm just going into the old WhatsApp chat here.
I'm back next week.
I asked him how long he's in Calgary.
May skip today.
Only have a phone left my headset in Buffalo.
And that was at 9.55, so an hour and four minutes ago.
Now, did he leave it behind?
That didn't mean he was like, whoops, it might have been a, ha-ha.
This is an hour and four minutes out.
No, Rhett.
We've got the injury report for McLeod Law as we start the show today.
I know it feels like kind of it's kind of weird to be starting with the injury report.
I haven't even got into the into the show yet. What the what the age. Well, there's the thing with McLeod law.
If you have been injured, if it's here's your injury report.
It's Peter Klein. He is the very best of the best of what he does. He's one of the personal injury lawyer.
When you get injured, it's, oh, this is your life takes a swerve, huge swerve. You got a lot on your plate.
The last thing you want to have to deal with is your legal issues, your insurance, your medical claims, your work and everything's. You got a lot of
turmoil in your life, let all that other stuff be handled by Peter Klein and the good people
of McLeod Law. You just focus on you. On the injure report today, we have Dean, who is day-to-day.
Day-to-day. Playing hurt. Yeah. You probably can't even tell by listening or by-
You sound great. Yeah. I sound and feel it's, yeah, I actually sound probably better than I feel
if that's any indication.
So that's how we start the show today with the cloud law injury report.
One item on the injury report, boom, hurt feelings and under the weather today.
So that's what we're dealing with.
Upper body, we're going to call it, just for today.
It's like the Michael Jordan flu game.
That's what we're doing today.
So we'll get through this thing today.
We've got a semi-final.
We've got a semifinal participant already nailed down in the playoffs.
Final four punched.
Carolina Hurricanes.
They do this.
The hurricanes win a lot.
It's a tiny little plucky, cute market.
And they just, here they are in the final four again.
Yeah.
In Hover time, they beat the New Jersey Devils.
Now, we called it yesterday.
Not much of a series at the end of the day.
No, not at all.
We said, you know what we need yesterday in the Pender Report?
I went back and freezing.
We need some overtime.
We need a low scoring game with overtime.
And you said, we need triple overtime.
We almost had it.
We asked, we got OT, but we didn't get the long series you wanted because it was Carolina scoring, not the jerseys.
They're done.
Then fine, right?
I mean, if that's what it's going to be, then just get out of the way and let Carolina move on,
and let them get rested and healthy and whatever we got to do.
How's my framing?
I moved my shit around.
You're good.
You're good.
Disappointing.
You know, you got devil's rangers.
Now I don't know.
Would the Rangers have done much better against Carolina?
I don't know.
Carolina gets no respect.
They started to.
This is the team that everyone's like,
they just, you know, well, you know, if they had Svatch and if Patcher Ready hadn't been hurt.
Oh, they're starting the series with Ranta.
Oh, cute, Carolina.
but here they are.
First team through to the Final Four.
They're missing three significant parts.
We talked about it on the show yesterday.
How many goals are missing in their lineup with Tervinen, Patcheretti, Svetchnikov?
Those are three of arguably your best six skaters or forwards, I'd suggest.
And who cares?
We got a system.
We have a great decor.
We've got an incredible coach.
Screw all y'all.
Our owner owns Top Golf.
That probably helped.
You know, now they're all set.
Yep, they're all set.
So there you go.
The Devils are done.
The canes are moving on.
They will play the Florida's or the Toronto's in the third round.
Probability says Florida's, but yeah, I guess that's why we play the games.
Oddly.
How's that going to, if Betman is rigging the league, you know, if he's getting Connor Bedard to Chicago,
did he lobby hard for this Florida Carolina Eastern Conference final?
The scriptmakers are not.
massive hockey markets.
Yeah, the script makers are not working in the Department of Revenue.
I know that.
These would be two of the cheapest tickets you could buy in the NHL going head to head in a conference final.
That's not to say they won't jack them up, but this is the exact opposite of what Toronto, New York would be,
which would be two of the most expensive tickets you could buy for a Best of Seven theoretically in a conference final.
This is not big market, huge revenue.
The NBA is cool.
The NBA is not like the, what, 1994 Sports Illustrated?
cover?
That ain't it.
It's the Rangers
one.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's not necessarily
going to be the
Florida's.
Florida's have to
win one more
game.
But it is even there.
It's,
man,
it's a 3-1 series
lead, eh?
Yeah,
3-1 for the
Florida path.
Four times in the
history of the league.
Someone's come back
from 3-0.
That's it.
So if Toronto
wants to be the
fifth, we can
completely bury
the core four
losers' narrative
and they will have earned it.
But there's
some work to be done.
Carolina, meanwhile, must be thinking, finally, we don't have to face Tampa Bay.
It feels like every time they go through the playoffs, they run into either the team that's going to win the Stanley Cup or a team that's won the president's trophy.
It just feels like they always have some huge dragon to slay.
And it really hasn't.
It was not easy getting out of round one, I suppose.
But five games for round two, now they'll sit and wait.
And I dare say that if they take the Florida Panthers on,
they got to feel like they would be the odds on favor by a wide margin.
Would they not be?
I would say slightly.
I think they'll also be rested.
It sounds like, what was it, Terravinen skating?
That's good news for them.
You'd rather watch Florida get into the trenches and have to play two or three more games
than, you know, be healed up and getting some sunshine in Raleigh,
waiting for your next opponent.
Yeah.
It's been a nice run for the...
Is it nice there?
It's great there.
You've ever been out there?
You've been to the Carolinas?
Nah.
So Charlotte is the city I'm familiar with because they had an American League team.
And it's like, oh, this is just really warm and pleasant and close to the ocean but not on the ocean.
Like, yeah, this is very pleasant.
This is comfortable.
How close are you to water?
I would think you're like two, three hundred miles.
Guys were talking about owning boats.
Guys were owning boats when they played.
Now, if you go to Charleston, I think you're right.
on it, but you're inland
in Raleigh and certainly Charlotte.
You ever done the Charleston?
Some sort of a thing.
But this is Raleigh.
Rala.
Rala.
She's inland by a fair amount.
So if I go to Raleigh, am I buying a boat?
No.
So there's Raleigh.
You're landlocked.
Durham.
Remember they'd play Durham the first few years until the rink was ready?
Terrible.
Yeah, yeah.
There's Norfolk.
there's Wilmington
Myrtle Beach
that's not terrible
but the weather's nice they say
it's great
except for when they get hurricanes
that was probably a valid point
Dean yep
not great weather when there's hurricanes
that's the thing about the Carolinas
Sportsnet's going to hate it if it's
Florida Carolina
and ESPN
although I don't think
I think they got other things going on
but the rights holders cannot be
looking forward to a floor
I don't know.
I mean, the ratings are so fucking tiny in the States.
It's like hilarious.
This country we're in is a tenth of the size,
and Canadian games outdraw the ones on U.S. network television.
That's not ideal.
Gary's a great commissioner.
Yeah, he sure has grown his league slower than all the other ones.
Good work, Garrett.
It's still played in winter on ice.
I think it's going to be a hard pull for some...
And so whose idea was it, that southern expansions?
That was...
Gary. Right. Got it. Got to get into Raleigh.
Why do you, why do you hate Betma?
Well, I think his legacy is probably lockouts and missed games.
That's the biggest takeaway, isn't it?
There's a full season missed.
You talk to, I guess. Other partial seasons missed. I mean, yeah, I don't, I'm not like, wow.
Owners made a shit ton of money.
Does that make fans happy that the owners made money?
That they, oh, hey, we missed a full season so the owners could make more.
Like, wasn't what the fans thought.
just was, is he successful as a commissioner?
Yeah, the owners have made money.
Just, you know, they've made smaller returns than NBA owners, NFL owners,
and Major League Baseball owners.
That's all.
It's not like that's his feather in his cap.
That this league's grown incredibly quickly under him.
It's grown slower than the other big three.
What about Raj?
Is Rodge a good commissioner?
Raj has made a shitload of money.
And if Rodge has shown us anything,
something as innocuous as releasing a schedule can get more eyeballs than
NHL hockey games.
because the NFL is the gold standard
and anything they touch turns to gold.
I feel like you need to use the,
it's kind of what Warner's been saying about general managers
that maybe you give a little too much credit
that a lot of people could be put in a post
and they would have similar success.
And I feel like maybe that rocky cardboard cut out behind you
could have done similar work
and had similar success to what Roger Goodell's would.
Potentially.
You have the biggest sport going
your failures are few and far between
and even when they're real life big failures
let's just play a game or two
and everyone will forget about her
everyone will just forget it
I think you're right
there could have been a lot of people running the league
that have done very well in the NFL
but he's the guy, it's happened under his watch
so maybe the same would be said about Gary
well if someone else was there
they'd still struggle for TV ratings
yeah probably right but guess what
these guys his resumes
that's what's on it.
And the other, you know, a tooth...
Well, you mentioned Jersey.
I find myself, I want Roddy...
I want Roddy Brindemore to win.
Yeah.
And so I'm happy to see.
I don't think he's a good guy, good coach.
Something weird has happened.
I find myself oddly rooting for Joe Pavelski now.
The guy is a dog.
He's a gamer, man.
He scores again last night.
Got knocked the fuck out.
Again.
against the Minnesota Wild comes back, scores four flipping goals in his first game back,
scores again last night.
All this guy does is elevate in the postseason.
You'd love to have six, seven of these guys.
He's 40 years old.
We bitched the other day.
We're to keep talking about these kids today and how they can't play.
How about a little Joe Pavelsky in your life?
The guy's got balls.
He's got balls.
the I am I'm and again maybe it's because I'm getting older I have so much I have so much more
appreciation for what Pavelsky is doing now than than ever before because when he went to
Dallas under the first you know that signed the contract like oh it's nice but you know San Jose
did the right thing and let this guy move too old and then he signs another contract it's like how much
how much you know water from a stone are you trying to pull with this he's as he says effective now
as he's maybe ever been.
Over 150 plus.
Dallas cruises to a 5-2 wins.
Last two seasons at age 37 and 38, over 150 points.
Like incredible stuff.
We're talking career years, 81 points last year, 77 this year.
And yeah, it was like he was one of those sharks that couldn't win.
Like, okay, you're a nice player, but you guys will never get over the hump.
And it was, okay, maybe it's easy playing behind Marlowe and Thornton and Carlson and some of these other guys.
Good Lord. He has been sensational for Dallas.
And good news, Oilers fans, the Dallas Stars won.
The pattern to this point on blemished, Dean, which is wild.
Every single game, Dallas has won.
The Oilers have won that same corresponding game in their series.
Any game the Dallas Stars have lost.
The Oilers have lost that corresponding game in their series.
So congrats on your victory tonight, Oilers, probably five to two.
Well, if there's one thing we know about you, Ryan,
it's that you love numbers and that hard criteria that can back these things up.
It's science.
I'm not surprised that you keep bringing up this scientific measurement.
Correlation is clearly causation.
I think obviously, you know, I woke up today and the sun was out.
Clearly, the sun is not out without me waking up, right?
Science.
Two goals on three shots, three goals on seven for the stars as they get to grubauer early and often.
Ruppé, two goals and an assist.
and yes, Bavalski, a goal and an assist.
We had both those bets yesterday.
Who still hasn't scored, but we did kind of dog him a bit yesterday.
It's, you know, where's this guy been?
You're a big stud.
Three helpers last night.
Ding.
This was a lot of Dallas.
Ding.
And it feels like we're on a collision course for Dallas Edmonton,
which is right back to the late 90s early 00s vibes,
which I am all for.
I think it'd be a great series.
Get the billionaire in net, eh?
That's a billionaire.
in gold.
I give you a billion dollars.
Find,
uh,
go find Kelly Buckburger.
Find Sean Horcoff.
Go get Dougie Wade.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Where's Ethan Morrow?
Was Ethan Morrow on those things?
I'm sure he's around, yeah.
Fernandez, how you doing?
You all right?
Can you lace them up?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Um, but there, you know what?
Pisani was in that, uh,
he was 06-0-0-7 there.
Um, this goes back even before.
Yeah.
I'm just kind of, was Mike York on those 11 teams?
Yeah, there might have been a Mike Peca back then?
Am I crazy?
Pecha an oil.
Coogey and net?
No, Pecca was on that 06.
Okay.
See, we're getting older, Ryan.
I know.
Well, it is a while ago.
But again, we're overdue for a Dallas Evanston series.
Yeah, sure.
Get those juices going again.
And we've talked about it.
It's a sneaky great crowd in Dallas.
Like, standing up for the third.
Rowdy as hell.
Never mind the fights with the mullets and the crowd.
But like that's, that's an underrated building.
I think that would be a great series.
Obviously, Emerton is just going to follow the pattern and wins.
So, yeah, we've got a ways to go.
Hey, congrats to Carolina.
Congratulations. Carolina.
Here's to you.
Here's their last few years if you want it, Dino.
This year into the conference final.
Last year, they lost in seven to the Rangers in round two.
Harpric Hotel.
They're that close to getting through.
They fall to the lightning in round two the year before that.
Bruins in round two the year before that.
Bruins in the conference finals in 1819.
They got swept by the bees who went to the cup final.
You're like, this is one of the winningest franchises of the last decade in the
NHL, even the last two decades, as crazy as that sounds.
You want to go all the way back to that 06 run?
Like, they're up there with Pittsburgh and Tampa and L.A. for Series 1.
It's wild.
Well, yeah, could we, you mention 06?
You're talking about rehash in old times.
So could we be faced in another Cain's Oilers?
Oh.
And I loved how that one went.
Yeah?
I loved how that series.
I didn't mind the ending.
A little nervy for a while.
You talk about peak sadness.
Is that peak sadness?
The Oilers having the injured goal in the losing in the final?
No, peak sadness is probably where the flames are out,
which is picking 16th and missing the blows.
I see.
Yeah.
If you traded your first, that really haven't yet.
They haven't yet, but Rett's boy, Andrew Burnett,
all of a sudden, his season's over.
I probably want a GM first for the coach, though, right?
He's been talking about under Burnett since the beginning of the year.
Burnett's getting screwed.
Paul Maurice does no shit.
No, but if they do hire a GM and the timeline that was presented,
it would be a guy that many have bandied about as a candidate
for potentially filling the head coach vacancy.
Let's take a look at the auction for tonight.
There are two games, I believe.
leave that's correct on the NHL docket um this will this is the ratings bonanza that
Gary wants this is at least in Canada this is what Johnny Sportsnet up in Toronto
Johnny Sportsnet so pumped because you will go from the the Leafs and the
Pantaros at 7 p.m. Eastern which is 5 o'clock our time and then we'll get a little
bit of depending on if it goes to overtime or whatever you'll but you'll either get
Kevin BXA and Ron and Elliot telling you how great the leaves are or how awful the
leaves are.
And no middle ground.
That's what you'll get tonight.
It'll be one or the other.
And to be fair?
Yeah.
They're either a bunch of losers or it's like, wow, look at all this moxies to show on.
Sorry, go ahead.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
It's going to be how great they are.
Yeah.
Or how awful they are.
So set your VHS machines accordingly for that tonight.
Or head to Madrose Pub.
We were telling you,
I've been telling you all throughout the playoffs.
Mad Rose Pub,
15 Royal Vista Place.
They got all the TVs in there.
It's hockey.
They got the hockey on.
They're not trying to,
not trying to fool you.
Hey, is this any place
that guy could check out the cricket match?
It's Mad Rose.
We got the hockey games on.
We got the volume up because we are here for true fans.
20 beers on tap.
Kid friendly Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
Mad Rose bringing out unbelievable food.
Don't take our word on it. Look on social media. People are raving about the food that's coming out of the kitchen over at Mad Rose making that sauce and dough every single day for their gourmet pizza fresh in house. You can go to their website, order takeout, madrose. Pub. Get there this weekend. Get there tonight. Get some Mad Rose Pub into your life. Love it. The sooner the better. Nice little ad on patio. Let's go. Maybe take, yeah, maybe take mom there for some mimosas and shots on Sunday for.
Mother's Day?
Mamoses and shots.
What would be a good shot?
Oh,
yeah.
Just get right into her.
Big boozy brunch with old mom,
get her all tanked up.
What would you do?
What would you do?
Blue Curis and something else?
Yeah,
and I'm not sure.
Yeah,
what would be a cocktail for mom
on Mother's Day?
I'm not much of a mixed shot guy
so much as shots are usually punishment.
So it's like,
here's some tequila and or cheap ones.
Okay, well, you're mixing cocktails.
We know you love the cocktails
and mix and drink.
I think you're having it on Sunday.
A nice little.
Fiesta.
Mamosa's great vibe on Sunday.
That's the Sunday beverage.
I don't know that there's a more Mother's Day drink than Mimosa.
You could even get a little grapefruit juice in there, mixing some other things as well.
Let's go.
Non-stop mimosis.
Let's go.
Sunday.
Mother's Day.
It's one thing I liked about Vegas.
You'd go to some of those places and they would just have Bonds.
Bloody Mary's, as they call them, or mimosas.
Yep.
Well, it's a little early for all you can drink, but.
We're here.
You're not allowed to do that in Canada.
Have you noticed that?
There's not a lot of drink until you drop promos out there.
You go to the States, the fucking everywhere.
You must charge at least this much for alcohol.
Per shot.
You must do this.
You must do that.
Vegas, do you have a funnel?
Because we'll just pour it right down your throat, if you'd like.
They've been here since 10.
That's not the type of behavior we can dole.
We'll get the mop, clean up their barf, and kick them out by two.
Speaking of Mother's Day, Vien and Ova.
This, so today, when we're doing this podcast, now I don't know when you're listening to it.
So you might be listening to it next week and Mother's Day will be over.
Oh.
But if you're watching it somewhere in the vicinity of May the 12th, be with you, then get to Viena Nova today or tomorrow.
Because Mother's Day is on Sunday, Vinanova, Calgary's lab grown diamond specialist.
This is what mom wants.
Don't mess around with some other goofy.
Well, should I get a, you know, does she do.
Does she need new runners?
Do you think?
She doesn't want runners.
She doesn't want tight pants or those Lulu's.
Tight pants.
All due respect.
I think they're great.
She would love some jewelry.
And what do you get?
Well, it's hard to say.
So A, go to Vinova, talk to Justin and his staff.
And they'll ask you, so what kind of, what does she wear?
Does she wear these types of earrings or this type of necklaces or bracelets, that sort of thing?
Or as we brought up this week, maybe even better yet.
The gift might be, hey, mom, we're going to Vena Nova.
We got a, you and me date, we're going for bottomless mimosas.
And then once we're all jacked up, we're going to go to Vena Nova on the second level of Stephen Avenue place.
And we're going crazy.
It's a good little restaurant right there.
Because they've got the, it's the only store in Calgary that specializes exclusively in lab grown diamonds.
Place to be.
Lab grown diamonds is the way to go.
There you go.
So if you're stuck on something for Mother's Day,
you get the card and say,
Mama, we're going to Vena Nova,
or better yet, get there today or tomorrow,
and pick out something nice.
Online Vena Nova.com,
or as mentioned, second level, Stephen Avenue Place.
Good old Justin.
We haven't taken a,
because Justin and Vena Nova,
they had a team in our playoff pool.
You missed a chat with Kevin from Kitsport earlier this week.
I think at the end of round two,
we'll do a big update,
but there's some interesting names near the top.
I was going to say,
We haven't.
You didn't know that, get that one loony bin that means is one of all the kings, so that hasn't gone too well.
No.
We haven't, wasn't that, wasn't that Vina Nova?
Yeah, that's what I say.
We haven't really had an update.
So on one hand, we haven't been able to compliment and commend the people who are doing well.
But also, we haven't been able to bash the shit out of the people who are really stinking.
Ridicule the idiots, right?
That's a big part of it as well.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Love it.
So we got to...
Let's do the Pinder Report.
Yeah, good.
What?
I was just saying we got some fan mail from Australia.
Yesterday's show really resonated with a lot of people.
I had a lot of people come out of the woodwork I had heard from the Joe Ginnla Saga.
I mean, it's very, it's early days, but temperatures are hot.
Rhett struck a cord with a lot of people, Dino, as he does.
What was great about that, because people, I saw the same thing, and I actually go
some people's, geez, I heard your rat doing the thing.
The best part about that was that it happened in real time.
This wasn't something that happened the day before and gave him time to formulate his thoughts or opinions or a hot take.
It happened during the show.
So the reaction, his reaction was live in the moment.
It was magic.
So, and again, I was trying to be like, well, hang on.
There's some other circumstances and maybe this.
So if you've missed that,
Be sure to check out either the snippets we've placed on YouTube
and on the whole show yesterday.
He was done with stupid yesterday, Dino.
Don was stupid.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
I actually was, I received a text from someone.
Let's, let's, a source, but also a somewhat high-ranking hockey person around the national hockey league.
Were they, I'm just going to leave it vague.
Involved in the Calgary Hitman's decision-making or no?
No.
No, I said, this is a little, don't, yeah, don't mistake.
You guys killed it on the Joe Ginnla.
Someone sent me the clip.
He, what does it say here?
The other kid is a player, but it's close.
I don't want to see, here's the other thing I thought about afterwards.
I don't want to talk about this because there's another kid who did get selected,
who according to this person who would know.
player is a very good player. Yeah, that's what I'd heard as well. Very good player, but that Joe was in the same box. And that, that was the thing. If they're in the same box, it seems like it's a decision. Were the old kings reaching on Joe there? It doesn't sound like they were. That, that's interesting. Joe, so I'm throwing he, Joe, has taken massive steps the last two years. And if he like his dad goes on, because remember Jerome was an undrafted Western League player, if I'm not mistaken. The slow starter everywhere.
So then all of a sudden, if he's like his old man, look out.
So either way, all retro, stir in the pot.
Anyway, they'll be bringing them in for interviews at any moment now for the GM job, I'm sure.
Yeah, that must be why he's coming to town.
It's got to be.
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All right. We'll start
with Calgary Ranglers. Dino last night. They open up
the Pacific Division final
against the Coachella Valley
Firebirds. It was not
good and it was a blowout.
6.3. The visitors
win this one. You can check Flames Nation
for more information. There's the article from page
Stewart. There were a few
silver linings, Dean.
Not many to do with things that happened on
the ice. Let's visit our first
silver lining, even
though his father is no longer the head
coach of the Calgary Flames.
It still was indeed Chris Suttertime
at one point. Isn't this great?
Sandstorm?
I don't like that just the way it should always
love Chris Sutter Time.
Great to see.
Everybody loves Chris Sutterton.
Geez, a lot of
Cabernet colored seats there.
More than I thought.
Good seat's still available.
I'm not careful.
You don't pull a hammy or something.
Well, speaking of dancing horses,
that was our second silver lining.
You know the horrifyingly creepy dancing horse that they have?
At least they have other horrifyingly creepy dancing animals as well.
This development from game number one as well.
So there's your horse.
Nay.
We'll take some tunes.
That's fine.
I did see this.
Yeah.
He's dancing.
Look at the next up.
dancing cow cow
cow
that's mama cow
looking her
so I'm guessing the crowd
swinging the arms there
yeah
yeah yeah
so then what else
do we got the sheep
is this some of that
AI thing
give me a dancing sheep
maybe
dancing cow
is that what we're looking
I don't know the humans
that make this stuff
maybe it is AI
and finally
you got it
when you got one
the dancing wolf
he should have sunglasses
no
shouldn't a wolf
have sunglasses
what that
hell? Only idiots wear sunglasses. I like it. It's going to be a very natural thing when
when Wolf gets in. Now, it didn't do much for his performance. Didn't seem to. Yeah. So game two is tonight.
Is he already on the bench when they played that? I don't know that they'll put him on the bench.
They'll probably play them tonight, Dane. They're down one-nothing to Coachella Valley.
Last night, what I'm saying is was he already working the gate? Was he yarded last night?
Jumbotron.
I don't know if you got here.
Yeah, wow.
It's all right.
Get them fresh for game two, right?
Tight turn.
That's right.
Tight turn.
Back to back open.
You had Shania, Shania, Ranglers,
Wranglers, then what?
Roughnecks on Saturday?
Busy times.
Busy times down at the door.
If we're here,
this is where he would be haranguing
about their decision to go
with the first two games
instead of the final three.
Potentially.
Because now you need to win three of the next four
and three of them on the road,
potentially, potentially.
Yeah, at least two on the road for sure.
So we shall see.
And then, yeah, look at this.
It was indeed Dustin Wolf for half the game,
allowed five.
Oscar Donsk came in and played...
Did you care to Donsk?
Over half the game, only eight shots in the half game.
So this thing was over early.
That's what they got to do.
They got to add to that montage.
You do cows and turkeys, dance, or whatever.
And then you put Oscars Dansk.
Yes.
And then have a lot of...
Oscar on there, dancing, and then the Wolf Howl.
I don't know why you work in this field.
You should be in marketing.
That's genius.
I love it.
Is it really called working what we're doing?
We're really just kind of doing this.
It's just...
It's been 10 years I've worked with you or done what we've done with you.
So you give it a name.
I'll just keep showing up.
What's that?
It's for a little while longer.
Let's go to some Calgary Flames notes.
Luckyest guy in the world over here.
World hockey championships in Riga, Latvia, Dean.
Americans.
It's not called working when you love it this much.
That's what Matthew Coronado said this morning,
as he was part of a winning side for the American men's squad over Finland.
Check out the face-off number.
Oh, yikes.
Is that good?
No, it sure isn't, Dean.
If that was a shooting percentage, I'd be thrilled.
23%.
So he lost more than three out of every four.
Okay, but nearly 14 minutes of ice.
Six shots is good.
He's been a guy that gets the puck to net with regularity.
That's good to see.
And yeah, I don't know.
We'll get to camp next year and see what the hell the conversation is.
But Coronado down the middle versus on the wing, something to talk about.
He's played wing until this last season at Harvard played more center ice.
What are you as a pro?
What level do you start at?
Stay tuned.
We'll talk to you in September, October about that one.
Well, and I mean, what's good about that is Flames have never had to deal with a high draft pick
and debate whether or not the person is the center or winger.
We'll move on, Dean.
Thanks, though.
As you always.
Clear cut.
It's clear cut in Florida, at least.
What is this new put?
Let's go to the Canadian lines.
They're in action today.
McKenzie Weeger paired with Jacob Middleton.
I love that Middleton mustache.
That is a dreamy pair right there, Dino.
So good.
And how about this feisty bunch?
Luchich, Sammy Blay, and Joe Valano.
Now, if you remember that feisty game in New York
against the Rangers coming out of the All-Star break,
Sammy Blay ran over Milan-Luchich.
Now, linemates.
Just like that.
Just like that.
A little prick.
Do you think Looch remembers that?
Yep.
And I think he also understands that he's probably mowed over a few guys
that he's had to play with prior in his career.
Tyler Tofoli was Scott Lawton and Jack Quinn.
Interesting Sabres prospect Jack Quinn.
Those are some Flames notes from the World Championships in Riga this morning.
Over on Flames Nation, our old boy Bobby Germany is taking another look at one of the seven Flames UFAs.
This is the latest.
What to do?
What do you do when you owe to roller coaster, Dean?
You ever play the roller coaster tycoon game on the computer?
What do you do with the Zadora?
Last year of his deal, 14 fucking goals.
because he had three the last game of the year
at scintillating night against San Jose
to dive into that at flamesnation.c.a.
I don't know if you have any...
Did you see the J. Fresh thing
the other day about zone exits or whatever?
Yeah, how did he do in that?
Zedorov.
It was incredibly well, according to J. Fresh.
Okay.
I saw Stetcher was very good at it as well.
That's a micro-stats.
I need to go back and check that out.
One of the small parts of the...
the game, but I know you hate, you hate Nikita Zedorov, so I was going to bring it to your attention.
That's right, Nikita Zadorov. I said hate. Ryan Pinder.
I don't need opinions. Dean just states things and those become my opinions.
He's a massive, massive and strong brute of a Russian. Correct. Who will play whack-a-mole with your man bun.
That is correct as well. If there's any. 14 goals. Don't be afraid to sell high.
So we'll move to the NHL last night.
Finals.
We talked about them very briefly.
Let's go to it.
Throw up the board.
Carolina's moving on.
They're sneaky good.
It's a sneaky good fan base.
It's an incredibly well-coached team.
And every single year, it seems to be a great decor that does a great job of not allowing
a ton of chances on whoever happens to be their bargain bin scrapheap goal tender that year.
Last night, it was Freddie Anderson.
At prior stops, it's been anti-Ranta and Peter Kachachov this year, Kachkov.
One of the two. You pick.
As for the Keynes.
Yeah, one of those guys, yeah.
Yeah, Dallas wins as well.
Congratulations, Edmonton tonight on your win.
And here's, here's the context for Carolina's winning.
This is a stat from NHLPR series victories since the mid-90s.
Now, Caroline hasn't been around that long.
When did they move from Hartford?
Mid-90s.
Look at this.
They're a top-10 team in terms of winning series.
Tampa's 1-25.
This is since 97-98.
Tampa, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Colorado, Dallas.
These are all sort of not quite dynasties, but very strong clubs for a while.
San Jose, yeah, okay, they never really got over the hump, but they were always there.
Boston, for sure, a couple finals in there.
New Jersey had the cups in the, what, late 99, early double O's.
Blackhawks, for sure, with three cups.
And there's Carolina right there.
Man.
Yeah, because when did Carolina had that one run, they lost to the wings?
Did they not in the cup final?
Marty Jellina?
Sure.
Because of a Carolina hurricane, I believe.
Lost of the wings.
They would have had their own playoff run.
They went to the final.
And then as you mentioned, they've been, yeah,
winning a round or two every.
No, 9798.
I don't want to make you do boomer math live here on YouTube,
but do you want to try how many series the flames have won since 97, 98?
Ryan, it's not about the flames.
No, no, I just wonder where they'd fit in on this list.
I see they're not in the top 10.
They would have won three rounds with Rhett.
They won two rounds.
One with Hartley, one with last year's Sutter.
Zit.
Z, five.
Not a great number.
So just 20 series fewer than Tampa Bay.
That's right.
Yeah.
Let's move to, well, the...
It's not all about winning playoff series, Ryan.
It's not about winning.
It's pro sports.
It's about the friends we made along the way.
I mean, if that's a stat you want to.
keep. How many playoffs? How many friends?
I mean, I won. I guess that's
whatever. Whatevers.
Now the canes, remember they used to be particularly
trolly on social media? They were back at
it again last night. Look at the
video they compiled of New Jersey's
finest congratulating them on another series
win. Let's go to the tape.
This is a balsy little thing.
I remember they had the offer sheet
cut Kenyemi and the T-shirts and the
deal. This is some
New Jersey celebrities weighing in.
You think the Jersey people would
would have been devil's fans, wouldn't you?
You would think, being that they're in Jersey,
they'd probably be partial up to New Jersey,
but what you're saying is this is a bit of a swerve on that.
The, uh, interesting.
Make sure that we put it in there because I don't see anything coming from Alex.
Yeah.
Yeah, and somehow, uh, it's not in there.
I don't know how that happened.
My apologies.
Out of board, Ryan.
We'll, uh, we'll have that for you.
Frigan Alex.
I'm like, why didn't Alice?
Alex, it's not there.
That's why WTF.
God damn it.
Let's move along tonight's games.
Congrats again to the Oilers for their big win.
We saw Dallas win last night.
Also Toronto will try to stave again.
They're 1 in 0 while staving.
And the core four, all eyes affixed in Toronto on Tavares, on Matthews, on Marner, on
Nielander, on Donner and Blitzin.
Good little back-to-back tonight on a Friday.
Our boys, you know, they're on the bench boys, our good pals.
Big fans of the show.
We're big fans of theirs.
They travel the world doing their thing, preaching the gospel.
Looks like they're running some Alex Petrangelo camps this summer.
A little taste from the fellows here.
Patrangelo skills camp.
So you get the two-handers.
See, it's summer.
So the boys have got the wheels on here.
I like that.
Backwards, forwards.
Really working on that.
Yeah.
quick and yeah it's good out of way allie these guys are content factories they're just everyday
they're great they're so good yeah it's so good helping the kids they're all about the kids now
did you see n h NFL schedule released yesterday huge news apparently it's a schedule everyone loves
nobody loves the schedule everyone loves the NFL schedule it's the only fucking schedule we care
about when he gets released the tennessee titans went on to broadway not new york yes in
Nashville, Party Street, Bachelorets, drunken fools, people from all over the world,
and asked people, what are these logos? The Tennessee Titans are playing this logo.
Which team is this? Have you seen this, Dean?
Let's go. Let's go.
What is that?
In Louis.
Nope.
Lightning McQuil.
Oh, that's just the football logo.
The football logo. Yep.
The Boston Bobcats. No idea. No idea.
Boston Bobcats.
It nailed it.
Nope.
This one is the red stallion.
The 49 or 69er stars, yes.
It's a pirate.
All my favorite.
Sub-Carribbean.
Chester Cheeto.
Tigers, North Carolina Tigers.
Yeah, they nailed it.
Texas, that's the Cowboys.
That's the Cowboys.
Texas, got that.
Yep, nailed it.
The Texas Cowboys.
Atlanta
Florida
Dolphins
The Florida
Atlanta Florida
Dolphins
Oh
Texans
Texans
Eagles
Eagles
Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh
Eagles
Not's the Seahawks
Who's that?
Bulls?
Patriots
That's a Patriots
logo
Don't
I'm
That actually does not
exist
Okay
That is Nashville
Tennessee
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans
So this is fun
Dean
We go on the street
The streeter
We talk to drunk people on Broadway
And every team
has had some fun with the
Schedule release
Beautiful
Texan Texans
I'm just
the Texan Texans.
I just,
I put up a file in the boomer folder
because you've got to have fun with it, right?
You've got to have a sense of humor, like you say.
And some teams poke at themselves,
some poking fun at the others.
And what was it, the Atlanta Falcons?
The red stallions.
The red stallions.
Yeah.
Right.
I believe that
they'd embrace that.
For a bird.
Yeah, it's not a stallion.
It's very clearly a bird.
on their social media, they
change their name
to the Red Stallions
for the time being. So well done. Good on you,
Atlanta Falcons for having a sense of humor.
And you see it there, Rar.
Rar. I don't know if a stallion or a falcon says
rar, but they're there. It's a good job.
Hey, have some fun, by all means. Don't be so serious
all the time, everybody. So there you go.
Carolina had a wonderful video as well.
Their long snapper outed himself as the script writer.
for the Panthers and walked us through the season and what was going to happen.
Teams having fun with this.
Nobody's had more fun than the Chargers.
Now, you did a little breakdown here.
Do you want to wait until the Penderport's done to do it?
Can we give you a small taste here?
The Chargers last year?
You can give a taste.
Sure, you can give a taste.
So little taster here.
We won't explain more than just the taste.
But for the second year in a row, the L.A. Chargers made an anime film about their schedule.
This is how insane it's become for the NFL schedule release.
Yeah, they've raised the bar so high that they can't not do this now.
And there's so many little Easter eggs, as they call them.
There's so many little things that are mixed into this video.
It's so good.
Yeah, every team they play.
I mean, some of this.
I take a shot at.
So, well, we'll take a shot.
Some of it, some of it more playful than others.
Some of it actually a little rough.
Yes.
As best as I could, I went in this morning,
so coming up, we'll take a deeper dive.
All right, that's probably in over that.
That's beautiful, with all the bears.
And yes, Aaron Rogers.
To New York.
Because he's crazy.
Did you see the cougars sign in the background there?
A little shout out to your boy, the Melf Hunter.
Oh, it's in there.
Okay, very good, very good.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Less interesting, NFL.
news or maybe it's more interesting, it's just less fun. Tom Brady flirting with the man with the
world's worst haircut again as he is potentially going to join part of the Raiders ownership
group led by that crazy guy's kid who is now a crazy old man with crazy hair as well.
Tom will be the best looking man in that ownership group. Not going to be close, Dean.
Well, yeah, I'll see if I can find that photo too. It was, I don't know what you're talking about.
I think that Mr. Davis has a fine haircut.
Okay. Happy anniversary.
Oof.
To you and also to Bradshaw Living's father,
as it was on this date many moons ago that the Toronto Raptors had the Kauai shot, I think.
Oh, is that what it was?
Had dunk, had dunk, bink.
It's good times.
What a moment.
We were all part of the north at that point, Dean.
Let's go to, it's Friday.
We promise you fights on Friday.
We're not condoning fights, but they're out there,
and we're going to show them to you on Friday.
Let's start with somewhere over, I believe in Europe,
I don't know if this is Croatia or Serbia.
There seems to be some sort of quodding enthusiasts, Dean,
and they're being met with some resistance
about their quodding adventure.
Let's take a look.
Oh, I see.
Yeah. Yeah.
So the old guy in the red saying no quads beyond this point.
and jacked up young guys
saying, get out of my way, old man.
Oh, geez.
Over the top.
Oh.
And we got fluorescent neon shorts
getting into the mix here.
Oh, he takes one.
Ouch.
There's some large humans
and many not wearing shirts.
Get some cooler heads prevailing here or what?
Where do you suppose this is?
I'm not sure I'm...
This feels very Eastern European.
It's the English language.
No.
No, this is somewhere
the Balkan region is my guest, Dan.
Is it in the Baltic region?
Balkan.
We've got some hands on hips.
Yeah.
Look at the old guy leaning in.
He's here going nowhere.
And then juice monkey white shorts, no shirt is insane.
Oh, bang!
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a lot of man-persis too here.
If you look around, there's some man purses as well.
Did not expect that.
Took a stiff right there.
There's a lot of, and a lot of fluorescent shorts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is very Croatia-Serbia vibes.
I'll tell you.
Yeah.
So that's our first fight.
That's candidate one for fight of the week.
Our second, have you ever gone to a fast food restaurant
and they just screw up the order and you get frustrated, Dean?
I mean, it's minimum wage people and there's a lot of traffic,
a lot of people ordering.
Don't do this if that happens to you, okay?
Okay.
Whoa.
Whoa.
And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10
left hand
can't get it in there
that shirt's toast
do not step
to your
McDonald's cashier lady
she will feed you
rights
deserved every one of those
and a few more
yeah so she's getting
tapping his fingers
yeah she's getting walked out of the back
she's like hey my fries fell
my fries
asshole
she's coming back
I want her fired right now
you're going to jail
yeah
And then the door, the manager's there, Dean.
He's going to get his fries.
Because every customer lays at the spot.
He really had a good handle on that situation.
McHapiland.
Hi, excuse me.
Yes, can I take your order, please?
Thank goodness for the manager stepping in there.
He grabs a hold of her.
You know what?
He deserves it.
Don't reach over and grab her.
What's the co-worker doing?
There go the fries.
Oh, yeah.
Good on her.
Good on her is right.
I hope she didn't get gasped.
I feel like she got gasped.
And finally, sometimes in the...
I'd give her a raise.
You would.
I would.
I think the old clown probably doesn't need this video going viral, so she's gone.
Nah.
Anyway.
Other times before the fight, it's a big hype up and you're trying to intimidate your opponent.
Watch how the psychology of the fighter closest to the camera here really, really does a number on his potential opponent.
He's leaning on a truck here.
Watch this.
Oh.
That's a good one.
That one's made the rounds.
You can't hurt me.
Well, maybe I can.
Ouch.
So fight of the week.
He showed him with the headbut on the fender, though.
I thought he was going to, you know, look, this is made of metal, and it can't even hurt me.
Come get some, and he came and got some.
And it was, that's what we call a stroke right there, do you know?
That is a single zing.
Yeah, he got a stroke.
What was good there?
See how he tucks his arms here when he does the headbutt.
He hits his arms nice and close.
I'm crazy, man.
I'm crazy.
He doesn't want a head butt his hand or something.
I want to see how crazy I am.
Good night.
Yeah, the hand goes down to brace doesn't do much.
Watch this arm fold as he hits the deck.
No.
It is, uh, oh, I'll just put this arm here to brace me.
Nope, fold, bang.
We got a little slow mo here from Alex.
Thank you.
Bang.
I'll show you.
Wink.
Left hand.
Donk.
Yeah.
It looks as though he didn't think the guy was going to swing on him.
for whatever reason.
Well, he was trying to intimidate him.
I don't know.
Didn't seem to work.
And finally, it's Friday.
And I know, Dean, I'm picking up some vibes from you.
And you and Heat Daddy on the same page once again.
Because we had him yesterday talking about the Patarans, Lo Slash.
I'm going to get so drunk today.
It's not going to be a problem for me.
It's going to be a problem for everyone around me.
Happy Friday.
That's your Pinda Report, Dean.
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And I was going to mention this yesterday.
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So,
Well, here's, you know, here's the, uh, New Jersey thing.
Thank you.
If you wanted to.
So this is New Jersey, uh, the, the social Rottie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Giving, uh, yeah, congratulating Caroline on the big win.
Love it.
Yeah.
Cain's social media.
Congrats, Hurricanes.
Caroline, how are you?
Hey, Carolina.
This is Morrow from Carlos Bakery, home of the kick boss.
It is happening guys, Big Daddy Sitch.
Ciao, Carolina.
This is Federico Castelluco.
How are you?
Hey, Caroline.
Carolina, congratulations.
Great round.
Best of luck in your quest for the cup.
You advanced to the next stage.
Big shout out to you.
Carolina, you raised up.
You raised up to the challenge.
You raised up.
And you made your family proud.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
So listen.
Congratulations.
I'm moving on.
Good luck in the future with love from the Jersey Shore.
Now that right there is an awesome situation.
I think you're going to win.
It's some great A trolling.
It's really good, Dean.
Yeah, it's interesting that you'd have the, I guess, the, the, the, the, I said it was cameo.
So they're paying these people.
That's right.
Yeah, for 20 bucks times five, you embarrassed the entire state pretty nicely, I thought.
Money well spent.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Now, I found the photo that I was talking about.
You were talking about Tom Brady.
That's right.
And Al Davis's kid, whatever the hell his name is.
You took, I don't know what you're talking about.
You said something about their...
Well, Tom's going to be the best looking guy in that ownership group.
Because, you know, male model type of stuff, former athlete, married to a supermodel.
Mark Davis, is that who it is?
That's Mark, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Al's kid Mark, yeah.
Have you, now, have you seen Mark?
Because I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, that's Mark.
That's the very handsome gentleman.
That's the guy I'm talking about.
I mean, it's a nice...
Hey, Tom, how are you?
No, no, I'm Mark.
Tom will be here.
Well, they're different hair colors.
Oh, I thought you were Tom Brady.
Yeah, one's clearly a brunette.
The other guy.
Stunning shade of red.
It's a shade of disturbing, if I'm being honest.
That's one of the all-time research.
So is this why Tom Brady,
is this why Brady has put the breaks on joining Fox,
the broadcast theme?
Because he can't.
I don't know.
I think there's probably a lot of reasons to put the brakes on that.
You know, he's got lots of money.
Can you be in the booth?
have to work hard. Why don't you just put lots of your money into a team and watch that make money?
You don't have to, you know, travel all over North America to collect that, no.
The problem is.
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I wasn't sure, but I heard man bun and fat boy say I needed to. So here I am.
There you have it. There you have it. I'll do the I'll do that video for you now if you would like now I had to go through I
I edited it as it slowed it down we've got some freeze frames and slow more because there's quite honestly there's a lot there's a lot of things going on in this in this clip and it's credit to their social media staff I don't know what you what you have is this staff or people but whatever the charges are doing they're doing it right so we
We started off. There's the 27. Do you remember that one, right? I do. Yeah. That was the lead they had on Jacksonville.
Of all time late in the, in the, uh, yes, that's right. In the season.
Fuck. No, in the playoffs. There was that receipt from the playoffs from Jan 17 or 14, that playoffs.
Merchant Jacksonville, Jaguars. It's all right there. So again, these are the little things as we, as we get into it.
The first one is, uh, Mike McDaniel and the dolphins. Now, remember,
McDaniel was on the sidelines and people, is he vaping?
Is he sneaking a vape?
Yeah, and he was asked about it.
He says, no, I was just cold.
I wish it were, I wish it were colder, it says there on the, on his shirt.
And he's blasting the vape.
That's right.
He's hammering the vaidon.
Then it's Tennessee Titans.
There's Cyborg Derek Henry.
Because of course he's hurt.
Will Levis, their draft pick.
Oh, dear.
He puts mayo in his coffee and eats bananas with the skin.
So these are the birds dying, flying into the new stadium in Minnesota.
That's the Kirk Couss.
There's Kirk Cousins with the gold.
Mentioned an illizzo song.
Fun game versus bills, week 10.
Mentioned in a Lizzo song.
Pretty good stuff.
There's the Raiders, of course.
Winning the Geropal lottery.
Rolling.
Yeah, going for spinning the wheel for a quarterback.
They've got to buy in week five.
Then it's the Dallas Cowboys.
There's that tweet.
Remember the Cowboys social media team crushed DAC on their social media?
Bang.
There he is, getting buried by the content team.
This is awesome.
Now, Lox here.
This is super fan.
chiefsaholic arrested in December in a bank robbery. He's since removed his ankle bracelet. He
still hasn't been found. He's on the lamb. There's Chicago, all the lovely quarterbacks.
Mitch Trubisky. Yes. Single cougars in your area for Zach Wilson at Times Square.
And then there's Meena Kimes. There's Skip and Stephen. This is amazing. Detroit.
There are four Lions players currently suspended for gambling. And they've just put up an entire
gambling thing. The Packers. Aaron Rogers
not there anymore, but there he is in his darkness
retreat. He's got the list going.
Another Maccavy interview.
Tweet vaguely. Do my own research.
Schedule Hiawasco appointment.
It's brilliant.
To the Baltimore Ravens injured mascot
who actually did break his ankle
at the end of last season. There is the fake
agent for Lamar.
Bill Belichick. Just watching every game
from Spygate.
To Denver, let Russ
cook there's Patrick from SpongeBob who actually roasted Russ during one of the
Nickelodeon games the past year pretty good so it's the Raiders again they put
this QR code I'll show you what the QR code actually does after this is over
it's pretty good the chargers are all over this so yeah that's the bills then you got
Buffalo only four Super Bowl losses yeah yeah there's Sean Peyton
Denver again waiting for Russell to show up doesn't look happy and then again
here's that chief seaholic he's taken off his ankle bracelet he was arrested for robbing a bank
there's mackafee and a j hawk after him so this whole thing is just uh and that's just the first
the amount of time yeah right that's it's incredible the uh the work that they would have put into
this now i've got this other uh this other clip that shows when you with that raiders video
When you click on that QR code that came out of the,
so here's what it does.
You click, you can hit it.
You click on the QR code.
It takes you to the Chargers website,
or if you're on your phone, to their app.
Get tickets.
It gives you the chance by tickets.
Raiders fans click here,
and it directs you to the Google search for how to get a job.
And this is one of the great rivalries.
So much in there.
With Oakland and San Diego back in the day,
now Las Vegas and L.A., but Chargers, Raiders has always been spicy. This is great stuff.
Raiders fans click here for tickets, how to get a job. So well done to
and we've talked about, I don't know, you can't really do it in the NHL because you've got
82 games and baseball's got way too many. It's something that just works for the NFL, but man,
it's brilliant. Yeah, and it's because it's the biggest league in the world that it matters. If this
was the third or fourth, no one would care. It's the NFL, baby.
Well, I mean, it, it, you could do, it doesn't have to be that way.
You could have something that's equally entertaining for a sport that you don't care about.
Yeah, I mean, if the CPL did one for their soccer release party, I mean, like, it's the NFL.
I'm not saying it as huge budget.
What I'm saying is the creativity.
Yeah.
The creativity is, is pretty great.
Uh, green drop, green drop.com. Let's go.
Sun's out.
guns out. That's what Gibson always says. That's what Gibby's always talking.
He's always wearing tank tops, always got his, yeah, it's just one man. I'm just one man.
Greendrop.com is the website. You go in there rather than go to, I'm going to go
and get some fertilizer and get one of those pushy things and then, well, what gear do you
set? How much do you let out at once? Is it, do you put on a three or a four or a five?
Oh, that's way too much. Now your lawn's burned. Oh, okay. Well, when it'll be back?
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done this before if you've never had green drop take care of your lawn you're missing out
honest this is and you talk about QR codes this will not tell you how to get a job or where you know
go screw yourself this will get you a discount on on one of those green drop packages it's beautiful
outside summer is coming have a yard and a lawn you can be proud of with green drop dot com
mm-hmm they were here just the other day love it things are greened up
immensely here the last two weeks. It's crazy. The back, uh, well, then we had a couple days of rain there.
The backyard's a bit of an ish over here. Okay. You have dogs. They choose to pee and poop all
winter long out there. Yeah, they don't hold it till spring. Yeah. No, it's just kind of,
every time you feed them, which is a couple times a day, they want to go outside and
so we've got a bit of work to do in the backyard, but that's not green. That's not green drops job.
We're not coming over to take dumps there.
It's not them. It's your dogs.
For your dog.
No, Gibson's not in the back.
You're crunching.
It's your dogs that are doing that.
That's right.
Don't try to blame Green Drop.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do our bet we bet.
We did get a video from Ozzy Brad last night.
Oh, geez, that's right.
No, and I don't know if you want to do this an hour later, but he was paying attention
yesterday when Rhett went all, I don't want to get too excited about the WHOL draft, and
then got very excited about the WHL draft.
Is that right?
Here we go.
Buckle up.
Let's go.
There's Ozzy Brad.
Let's go to Melbourne, shall we?
Right now, boys.
Back down the fucking man, Kay.
I'm fucking with Retro here.
This bullshit with a fucking hitman,
not fucking draft an old mate,
fucking Joey.
It's fucking bullshit.
It's amateur shit.
We told you before from down in Australia.
Retro's on the fucking right path.
It is fucking bullshit.
that these boys don't get him involved.
I said in the last video,
Connie,
Gimler, and then they're fucking bypassed fucking Joe.
Bullshit.
Get your shit sort of playing.
You fucking keep punching boom.
Bullshit from down here, boys.
Ozzy Brad.
Look at him.
You know what he does? He just
he spits the truth. He's telling it as it is.
That's what he's doing. That's all he does.
He's just letting you know.
God, and look at him.
I know. He's intense.
about to bite someone's ear off.
It's a man's man right there.
That's right.
Outta boy, Ozzy Brad.
Poor triggers just cowering in the corner as he records.
On all these videos.
Well, I was going to say, and especially this angle that he's using to shoot, it's pretty intimidating.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
I do somewhat feel bad about the young man that the hipman have taken.
I think he's going to be a great hockey player.
It has nothing to do with him.
A lot of people saying, why did they, has nothing to do with him.
Son, if you're listening, good luck to you.
get 200 points a year.
Yeah, no pressure.
Go first overall in the NHL draft down the road.
We want you to be an unbelievable hitman.
It's not about you.
It's just, you know, some other things.
It's just the story, right?
He gets the story.
It would have been, right?
Welcome to Calgary, Noah.
Again, from, and I, because I've heard from other people,
they're like, guys, the player selected by the hitman is a tremendous hockey player.
He is a player.
Yeah, well, top 12?
Of course he's a player, yeah.
Old man played at Michigan, I think, Dina.
I don't care about his dad.
I care about the kid.
Good luck, son.
We cared about the other guy's dad.
That was the thing.
Do you think that's what it had to do?
Do you think that's...
I don't know.
I mean, maybe if the other kid's dad
had a different name,
kind of a coincidence.
Quick kidding.
Betway bets,
and then weekend.
Hey, shall we?
There are.
A couple of games tonight as we look at the Betway bets.
Get the Betway app.
Get it on your phone.
Play along.
Be responsible.
Be 19 years of age in Ontario.
Come on.
You guys don't bet the responsible way.
Let's go.
With Betway.
A couple of bets here.
Edmonton, Vegas, game five.
I think this is a bit of a breakthrough for the Oilers.
McJ.
Oilers Moneyline win and McDude, two points, plus 150.
and it's Florida, Toronto.
I can't tell you, I don't know what is going to happen in this game.
But Nielander, I feel like, has been most consistent,
Marner to a point, but I'm going to go anytime goal for William Nielander plus 140.
Willie Stiles.
Love it.
Good pick.
He's been great.
Minus game three where they all sucked, but, fuck, game two, he was sensational when they were chasing that thing down.
My picks, I'm going on the Ebbetson Vegas game, both bets.
Let's do this.
Dallas won by three last night
So clearly the Oilers is going to win by three tonight, Dino.
That's plus 300.
Got it.
Mere games.
And then Edmonton Vegas, let's do this.
A dry sidel point.
Well, that's obvious.
And an Edmonton win?
Almost even money.
Okay.
We'll take it as minus 105.
And if you want to get really fucking crazy, Dean,
I dug this up just for you.
5-2 is the score last night, Dallas, Seattle.
If we're going full mirror,
like alternate universe type shit with Edmonton
Dallas. We talked about it. Every game Dallas is one. Empton's one. If it's a five two final tonight,
13 hunt, plus 13 hunt is your number for the Emmington Oilers. I did look that up just for
conversation's sake. It's not one of my betway bets of the day. But this is a crazy
side universe next to the Dallas universe. 13 to 1. Yeah. Is that how deep these,
the comparison has run that not only have the Oilers and stars won or lost, but the scores
have been the same?
I mean, there'd been tight games
and then bloats that have matched.
It hasn't gone the whole way,
but they had a four goal game and a loss.
Pavelsky scored four in game one and they lost.
Drysaddle scored four in game one and they lost.
There's been some eerie,
eerie similarities.
Well, good luck with that.
Thank you, Dean.
Plus 1,300.
Good luck.
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That's right.
He would say Euler suck.
What would he say right now?
Weather suck, yeah.
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