Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Johnny Returns 2.0 + Ask Rhett | FN Barn Burner - January 25th, 2024
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Oh, sweet game day.
Welcome to another glorious game day here on Barnburner.
It is the highly anticipated.
It's the return match.
Is this it?
Well, my freaking focus is gone again.
It's the one we've been, come on.
Come on.
It's just your glasses.
You're going to clean your glasses.
You're focused.
You're fine.
Come on.
It's your glasses.
It's just your glasses.
Go sit in that chair.
It's perfectly focused.
Go sit in that chair.
It's better this way.
Probably.
Is this what it looks like when you don't wear your glasses?
Dino?
Worse.
Worse.
It's worse.
Either for reading or just for seeing in general,
it's not good.
Yes,
it's the one we've all been waiting for ever since
those damn Columbus blue jackets
beat the flames three to one earlier this season.
You know. Rasmus Anderson got suspended.
Remember that one?
Oh.
Highly contested.
So it all comes down to this.
Flames.
Blue jackets.
Tonight.
Anderson, the hit on Liney, wasn't it?
Remember?
Dirty.
You remember a dirty bastard hit poor, poor Patty Linae.
Unsuspecting Linae right at the buzzer.
Yeah.
Frankton, knocked him into next week.
He missed the full time.
bunch of games. Poor, poor, poor Lina. He missed nine games after that hit. Was it because of the
hit or did you just want some days off? Well, it's been quite a year for Patrick Line. He has
six goals and nine points this season in 18 games. He missed nine after that hit. It was game four
of the season for the flames anyway. It was game four Rasmus. I'm not sure what got into him. Do we
remember was there anything that precipitate that
dirty hit? It was feisty erasmus
and he doesn't like Lumbus. He says
this is one of my least favorite stops on the
tour. I'm cranky. Did we got hit by the truck or
was that? I was Detroit.
You got hit by the truck. Troy it.
Detroit.
So anyway, so Linae misses
nine games. Comes back, then
remember, healthy scratched.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That new coach is
making waves out there. Then got
injured again, missed three
in early December.
And he's now been out for 15 straight with a broken clavicle, which is somewhere in the hither, yon, hither region somewhere.
Is that right?
Gonna call it upper body.
There we go.
Focus.
Yeah.
And the bonus for Columbus is still two more years of this at 8.7 million.
So anyway, that's the line, a tangent, I guess.
How old is he?
But, yeah, come up.
Same age is Pierre-Luc de Bois, right?
Same draft class, if you were going.
all. Bang bang.
Was it?
No, no, no. He was Austin Matthews.
Oh. Yeah, because
I completely out to lunch on that?
Yeah, you're out to lunch on that.
He was in the Matthew.
Chubois was in the Bennett draft, right?
I'm awesome.
Good, Chuck draft.
Good Chuck.
Doing a great job, guys.
Yeah.
Well, you asked how old he was.
I mean, you started it.
Monster.
So I don't anticipate him being in the lineup
tonight in this huge rematch three one is the score yes freaking hurt it's always hurt hurt
feelings swollen womb is just always something going on with better glining uh meanwhile
he needs to go you know let's just go through this he's finished correct correct
not enough vitamin d's got to go south get into the sunshine states derrick is it cloudy
is it overcast in oh hio yeah oh yeah okay really something
sense. He'd look good in Miami.
You watch, well, it's, because remember, now, Dubois in Winnipeg, winters can be long and dark,
Ohio, you just told us. Overcast. So Dubois really turning things around now in sunny
Southern California. There you go. There you got more on that in the Penderport. Things
escalating. Now, do you have the video of it or just the quote? I think I just have the quote.
It was just the quote. Yeah, either way, I, too, with, video if you want to see it. Yes, I do, but I'll frame it
you. The kings have that incredible near record setting road undefeated streak to start the season.
Running away with the Pacific, only the Red Hog to Canucks. And at that point, Vegas Golden Knights in their neighborhood, they now have two wins in their last 14 games.
And Kent can't tell, but ain't hanging 930 anymore.
Two in their whole, I knew it was bad.
14. Two and 14. Now they got a bunch of loser points in there, but they have two wins in their last 14 games.
It looks like they lost the deal with Philly, Arizona, and Winnipeg in the offseason.
Oh, dear.
A lot of moving parts and things are not Buono.
What's the most recent setback?
Last night, they lost to a not good team.
Yeah, the Kings lost five three, sorry, it's Buffalo.
So Buffalo Sabres, five three.
Ret new, yeah.
So they're unsettled.
They're not very happy.
Drew Doughty is not the captain
That is Andre Copatar
But Doughty was asked afterwards
You know what?
You'll just be able to captain this beer
Drew's move
What has to change here?
I think we got guys in this room
Who are too worried about themselves
And worried about their points
And worried about stuff like that
We get a three long lead tonight
And you know guys start thinking
It's a cookie night
And we stop playing the way
We know how to play, have an awful second period
And then aren't much better in the third
It's about the team. It's not about yourself.
And a lot of guys on this team, we need to realize that.
This whole stretch of games, every game has been relatively close.
Does this feel like maybe the bottom out for you guys
with how the second and the third went?
I mean, honestly, it's felt like the bottom out for a while now.
It's frustrating not getting these wins.
We're trying to stay positive.
We're trying to get back to having fun out there and play our game.
But it's hard to do that when you're on a streak like this.
And this has been a struggle for us.
And the only way we're going to get out of it is if we get everybody's 100% effort and everyone plan for the team for each other.
3-1 lead and you lose 5-3 to Buffalo.
That's four unanswered fellas.
That's the math there, I believe, yeah.
Meanwhile, Dubois is in the corner.
He's like, me?
Are you talking about me?
Could be a lot more than just Dubois as well.
That doesn't sound like a one-guy problem.
He's a good player, but one guy doesn't turn a team well over.
500 to two wins and 14.
There's probably many more that have been elevated with some of the
absences with the trades they've made that aren't playing as well as the
guys they were supposed to replace.
A couple of,
I'm not saying Dubai isn't an issue.
I think he's probably the biggest.
Yeah.
Another couple of rumored potential, uh,
Bella's in there.
Kevin Fiala and,
Adrian Kempe,
some of the younger guys.
Malcontents.
Well,
it's cookie night.
They think it's cookie night, right?
Up three to one.
Let's go.
Do they do a cooking eight in L.A.?
God, there'd be a good time to be the visitor.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
So anyway, that's a huge bearing on the Flames Blue Jackets matchup.
Sorry, we went on a tangent there.
It's how it goes in this show.
We just get talked.
Just three guys shooting the shit, you know?
You never know what's going to go.
We're big sports fans.
It's going to put on the hoodie.
Yeah.
Thanks, fellas.
Just never know.
Just never know.
Just never know.
So anyway, Flames have lost three in a row.
One more loss would make it four straight.
Is that the math on that?
That's correct.
Okay.
Now remember, it was, you may not remember.
The only thing that I recall from that game is specifically the Rasmus hit at the end,
because then he got suspended and Line A was out.
That was a 3-1 score in OHIO.
It was the first loss in their storied six-game skid.
And from there, it was.
By-um-Budom-Bu-Bu-Bu-D-Fu-A-Four.
Now they had not been world beaters prior to that.
Back, I remember that.
And it was Cookie Night in Buffalo.
So cookie night, yeah, let's go.
Let's really load it up.
Now, sorry, can I, are you, do you need to keep going?
Go ahead.
I was going to ask, do you think,
Rasmus Anderson lost sleep night last night,
worried somebody was going to be out to get them today?
Are you talking about potential retribution?
Retribution.
I can say the word, that's the one I'd use.
What's another good word?
That's retribution.
I say, absolutely.
Revenge.
Yeah, absolutely. Good Branson is going to tear him limb from limb tonight.
Tell Eric Good Branson say, you know who's actually playing tonight?
Nick Cousins is wearing Rasmus Anderson's jersey.
Gov can get him.
Remember when he snapped on Cousins earlier this year?
Well, thank goodness, though, retro that the flames, that Husk has last change so he can try and keep Rasmus away from Grands.
You think Husk has lost change here at home?
Yeah, that would make sense.
Okay.
Math checks out.
you're just doubting everything I say, hey?
You just want to call me wrong about something.
You're just digging deep.
How can I, how can I do it?
So three and I say you're wrong.
Are you sure?
Is that your final answer, Dean?
Three plus one is four.
It's your final answer.
Game one of the six games.
Skid.
Oh, well, just wait a minute.
That boy's got to be wrong about that.
There's no way he could be right about that.
Last change.
That was an ugly road trip.
Where's the rulebook?
Is that, does that?
They're bad.
They're still bad.
They've had lots of young prospects and tantalizing
players that every team would love to have and they don't develop properly and they're bad.
They're bad, they're bad, they're bad.
They're irrelevant.
Very much so.
Which might be worse than bad.
It's absolutely worse than bad.
They're actually both.
So it's all the negative of being bad plus the negative of being irrelevant.
Some would say you'd rather it'd be better to be one or the other because then at least if you're bad and people
don't like you, you're stirring some kind of emotion.
Yes.
If you're irrelevant, it's fine.
There's no people are just, oh, yeah, I guess I don't even really have any thought or emotion for them at all.
Now, Adam Fantilli is a fine young player.
I saw a video earlier this year where it already seems like he's one of the leaders of that team.
He's talking on the bench.
He's telling guys where to go.
He's trying to design plays.
Like, you're the kid, right?
Like diapers still basically.
Maybe he's an asshole.
I didn't get that sense.
I didn't get that sense.
It was very positive.
It was very positive retro.
Take my word for it.
I mean,
we're confident.
Have you done anything?
Neither.
I think it was just he's.
I think you're wrong too.
Well,
good luck today, dude.
Dark tonight, bright tomorrow.
One regulation win.
Now you say they're bad.
How bad one regulation win
in their last 17 games?
That's worse than L.A.
Oh, God.
One reg win.
Now they've been to extra time.
They've been finding a way to kind of keep it close, you know, this sort of thing.
What was the, uh, they've been to extra time in seven of their last 13 games.
So they've been getting some points with when losing an overtime.
Really playing them tight.
Yeah, somehow.
Not, it's, nothing's going their way.
Now, I don't know if, I mean, I'm not sure where Spencer Martin falls in on the,
uh, waiver eligible.
The power, you know, the power rankings of NHL goaltending.
But Elvis Mers Lickens is their goalie.
He gets hurt.
so they've got Daniel Teresoff and they bring in Spencer Martin.
Teressov's a good prospect too.
Just teaches lots of prospects.
I don't know why it isn't better.
So they wait.
Merslickens gets healthy.
They send Spencer Martin back down.
He gets claimed by Carolina.
How?
We're the Columbus blue jackets.
We have nothing.
And you're still.
And then Martin,
I think he won for Carolina last night.
He did.
Yeah.
So it's not great being a,
being a blue jacket.
but, you know, Ohio State played Michigan hard in that.
See, now you're talking about the other team in town.
That's just how bad it is there.
You can't even.
Yeah.
At least that other sport, these guys have nothing to do is going okay.
Now, I love, you would want a lot of these guys.
I'm telling you, this doesn't make sense.
Would you like Cole Schillinger?
Thank you.
Well, I don't know.
Play along.
Play along.
Would you like Cole Cillinger?
Well, what is he?
I mean, he's young and he was a first rounder, but has he,
really taking steps.
He's so there'll be a theme here of guys that are very talented and that are
toolsy that just somehow aren't living up to what everyone thought they would be.
And that's kind of the case I'm building here.
Igor Shinikov, first rounder out of the blue, Yarmal Kekalinen.
Wow, lots of raw skills.
Adam Fantilli.
But what did they say about Chinikoff when he was drafted?
No one had heard of him.
He went way off the board two years later.
So he was proven right.
The guy was right.
He's a player.
Is he?
I've never heard his name.
Top-line player in the NHL and people didn't have them on the draft board.
He's playing for the blue jackets.
Okay.
So there's a separation here.
I'm not trying.
Now I'm trying to call you wrong.
I get it.
Like Boone Jenner.
Johnson.
No, well, Boone's like his 30.
Like whatever.
Everyone's got a boon on their team.
Alex Texier, good young player.
He's falling to the fourth line.
Boquist is the prospect they get for Seth Jones.
Teresaw is one of the best goals outside the NHL a couple years ago.
There are a lot of young players that aren't playing up to their potential.
And there's a lot of prospects.
I think what is the Marchenko kid?
They're like, take me elsewhere.
I'm done here.
They changed coaches three times in the last six months.
Like this organization's broken.
They're ruining young good players.
Your hair is a disaster.
Thank you.
I was trying to explain to Jack, who Razor Ramon was today,
because I have this one little hangy piece that I'm trying to deal with.
You need the toothpick.
I, I,
again, Boom and I could probably take the other side and say,
well, if they're so effing good,
it's,
the proof is not in the pudding.
Yeah, and so I guess my point is that I think
the organization's broken.
Okay, but why?
And that,
if they drafted all these young guys and it's supposed to be so good.
Well, they're capped out and they're awful for like the eighth year in a row.
That's,
that's probably the why.
But they're all so good.
Shinikov's the top line.
How are they no good?
This is my point.
Did they rush coal cylinder?
Should he have been in the league?
league the next year? Probably not.
Did they rush these guys?
Did they develop them while?
Cole Sondinger came out of his rookie year.
He was awesome.
Indeed. Just like Sam Bennett was.
Was it maybe better big picture if he'd gone to the miners for a bit?
I'm asking the question. I don't know the answer.
He had three goals in 64 games last year.
After what is a rookie?
Like that feels like mismanagement.
Because they've been, because they're recent first rounders, I mean, we don't know
who they are just yet, but it doesn't mean that.
These are great young players.
It could be that they swung and missed on some guys.
Like Texier, he's 24.
He's okay.
What if Cylinder's just okay?
What if Chenekov's just okay?
I don't know how good they are.
Now, with Kent Johnson and Fantilli,
high picks, those guys look like,
you know, bordering on elite,
potential elite.
Those are high-end guys.
But outside of that,
I don't know what they have there.
Johnny has, what did I,
I looked at the last night.
seven players on the Blue Jackets roster
have more goals than Johnny Goddrault this year.
Seven guys.
And if he's leading the way with an assistic game, who cares?
But he's not.
He's at 27 points.
Like there's,
like Coleman's almost got more goals than this guy's points.
What are we doing here?
And so when everyone's having career bad type years,
I kind of put it on what the hell are you doing here, right?
And the coach has been, you know,
hammering the panic button a month into the season.
GM's got to be GMing for his job at this point.
Like this thing needs a serious house clean.
Yeah, the GM has to be on his last legs for sure.
The Babcock thing was a disaster.
I mean, they were playing from behind.
Unnecessary disaster too.
Yes, totally.
It's a self-inflicted wound.
You knew the baggage when you hired him.
He wasn't the only coach available.
There were other good coaches available.
that's right well
so yeah there's there's there's a lot wrong there's there's a lot
contributing to where they find themselves which will be another high pick
and they have not picked number one very often either right they've been one of those
teams that has been historically and perennially bad they had nash at number one
I'm trying to think how many number one overall picks have they have line a was
two line was after matthews he was number
two. They had a Russian kid that went really high that never panned out for them.
I'm trying to remember. But that was like back in the Doug Armstrong.
That was Nikita Philips. Yeah, Philotov.
He'll don't play D.
Three or four.
Philly don't play D.
Not as Johnny, but yeah.
What about that?
Rusty Klessla was a high pick.
All these guys retired though, since this team looks like this team, right?
Like this is, this is all new problems here.
What was the guy we were just talking about in L.A.?
They kind of went off the board and took him.
Not off the board, but.
But they, yeah, they picked them earlier.
It's a good pick.
What that was, if you remember, it was Kekeleinen, finish.
So, well, he's going to go for one of the Finnish kids.
If line a half drop or Lillardy.
And he never even interviewed Paul Yarvey.
So that was kind of, hmm, smart.
Why, what's going on there?
He knew what he needed to know.
He, yeah, you knew what he needed to know.
But I, yeah, there's no defending who they are.
yet Johnny Godreau said, I'm your man.
Can't wait to get there.
Picked in the top six each of the last three years.
Kent Johnson, David Eurocheck, Adam Fantilli.
Do you have it there?
How many first overalls?
I'm just kind of riffing off the top of my head,
but I seem to remember looking at that.
Dubot 3 in 2016.
That's the closest in the near term,
obviously Fantilli last year.
Ryan Murray at 2.
That was the Yak-Pov draft, if I'm correct.
That's a shitty draft class.
Bad luck there.
Ryan Johansson at 4 in 2010 that's way back
Billetov is at 6, Voracek at 7, like we're way back now.
But even still, right? And they've been bad all those years.
Gerdev at 4, finally Rick Nash in 02.
Yeah.
That's it.
So out of all of those years, they've been so bad,
not a lotto win, not a bottom.
That's amazing, really.
Well, maybe there isn't.
Someone should do the research.
It's number one or number two matter if they're not years where it's a McDavid type situation.
There's often lots of good players in the top five.
You just need to not fuck them up.
That's the other flip side.
They've had a lot of high picks and none of those guys are Hall of Fame bound.
I mean, Jacob Voracek.
Good, but not great.
Nash.
Nassi.
Hivov both swings and
misses. Is Rick Nash? What's what is the, what is the legacy of Rick Nash? Let's look at the numbers.
See where he's at. He probably if he hits 500 goals and has like 1,300 points, but I don't know that
he got there. I feel like he probably fell short on both, especially the point side. Because he was,
I don't was he, he wasn't really a power forward. He was just big and strong, right? He could separate and
you just remember seeing him on breakways all the time. He was so good. A thousand games, 437 goals,
800 points. So that's just.
to touch light.
15 seasons.
Sorry, Rick.
I don't know.
Yeah.
If you played in Toronto and you were Lindross,
you're in.
You're there already.
You were in lack of vitamin D Columbus.
That's right.
That's right.
If only you'd been born and played in Toronto,
you'd be in there.
Johnny.
You want them back?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't.
Look at them.
Oh.
You know what?
It looks like he's,
like, please get me out of here, please.
Johnny, wink.
Wink like you feel if you want to be kidnapped.
Just wink once.
Wink twice if your life's in danger and close your eyes if you just want to die.
Cops have pulled the car over.
They look in the passenger seat.
That's looking back at them.
Are you okay, son?
Yes.
I could have chose anywhere to play in the whole league and I picked up.
Can you imagine?
I've got his All-Star break.
Well, does he go to the All-Star game?
Who's going to the All-Star game?
Boone Jenner.
Oh, gross.
Boon Jenner, who missed 15 games due to injury and has 19, 18 points in 30 games, All-Star.
Hoof.
Goosh.
He gets a break.
Yeah.
Take a break for All-Star break, and then he gets...
He's a new dad, right?
Oh, so he's sleeping really well.
And then everything turned...
Everything was great.
well at least families close by it's only six or seven hours to drive
I could have sworn it was going to be testing me
they said they didn't have room for me I thought they were full of it
84 million in Calgary or this at a discount
yeah the total on that contract 68
so like 20 almost 20 million and a worst theme
in a more irrelevant market.
He's in year two of that seven-year deal,
68 and a quarter million, 9.75 AAV.
If you could just plunk him, Red,
but you got to pay him 9.75 for five more years.
You doing it?
How are you making the cap work?
This is the challenge, right?
I'm just asking.
He's a $9.75 million player,
who you see this year has seven goals.
Five more years.
975 for that player at this point in his career.
Even if you can just plunk him in, are you doing it?
No.
If we can talk about the cap, I would understand not bringing in and allows you to do some things.
If we're talking about the player, they're absolutely way better with them, right?
There's no question.
They don't have playmakers.
They don't have anyone beyond one player that you want to see in a shootout.
Their power play is miserable.
And that is part of it.
I could help this team considerably.
We know that.
But assuming you can make it.
Right, but it's that 975 moving forward for five years.
Yeah.
And what he's, what's he going to be in two, three, four, I don't know.
I still feel like.
Is it going to be worse.
It is now?
I don't see how.
I don't see how.
He's got seven goals.
He's not going to the All-Star game.
I was like a annual staple here.
It must be the shits in Columbus.
And that coach is just a Richard.
You could tell almost from moment one.
like this is your one chance pascal vincent okay i'm gonna oversteer the shit out of this and
everyone will hate me by fucking halloween good work you did it is he maybe is i don't know
anything about the guy but what tough spot to step into well so they're not playing the young
kids so you got you got these kids that are up that are young and they're not given them
minutes in a year they're clearly going to be bad and then he's benching star players it's like
Are you just in love with the third line?
Is that what you want to see all night?
Because you don't want to do out the kids and you don't want to get your stars playing a minute.
What are we doing here?
Hey, Rhett.
Ryan, just a quick sidebar for Red and I, okay?
Rhett, do you want to watch his head explode?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
End of sidebar.
Now, Ryan, because I know Good Branson has been, he's on that back end.
That's right.
If you were to look, I'm curious, what kind of minute.
do you think maybe in the last three, four, five games,
do you think he's logging?
Because here in Calgary, he was a third pairing guy.
You know, what?
Just be on a third pair tonight.
If he's playing, that's trouble.
What do you get there?
Jim and Jake Bean, third pair?
Yeah, I think so.
So I, so what kind of minutes,
Brett, would you get on a third pairing for a third pairing defense?
Well, the 14 minutes, something like that.
14.
14. I was going to say 14.
Yeah, 13, 14.
Be real good.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah.
Play your role.
Do you want to take a look,
or do you want me to do it for you?
Because I can do it at me.
I'm like this.
He played 21 the other night.
He's playing so much hockey.
21, 29 against the Devils.
21, 16 against Vancouver.
Why?
What are you doing?
20 against the Florida Panthers.
20 against Vancouver.
20 against the ducks.
He is routinely in the 18 to 20 every night.
Werensky.
Proverov.
Severson, Bowquist.
Just because I know you brought up a couple of times about Gibranson being in a, in a,
he's a great third pair defenseman.
If you want to break him, play him like a top four.
This is Nikita Zedora of 101.
They're the same.
Small role.
Perfect.
Oh, this team is so dumb.
16 million bucks for a number six.
anyway you know what we've effectively done is pretty much guaranteed and locked up a wait
for columbus everyone we've talked about we'll score because we have been on for a good 20 25 27
minutes just telling you how junk these guys are and it's 4-1 Columbus that'll do it for mark
strump well i'm not i'm not even being an ass about it like i can't figure out who's less
motivated like for the flames we said it these guys are irrelevant
this is a very difficult game to show up and have natural emotion and energy.
But then if you're Columbus, like this shit is over.
I don't like the coach.
The GM is going to be gone.
Yeah.
The all-star break.
The all-star break is around the corner.
And if I don't get traded, I'm on a cruise ship in mid-April.
Yeah.
My agent's faxing in my no trade list.
We didn't ask us.
No, just have it on file.
I just want you to know.
I'm waving all of them anywhere.
I am a 31 market man.
Send me anywhere.
Now, the Oilers, to their own, they admit it.
They were not very good the other night through the first 40 minutes.
Like it was tied at one and Columbus was playing them pretty well.
And then what happens sometimes happened.
The top end guys,
super star, score some goals and they end up pulling away in the third.
this yeah this this has got a little banana peel feel to it i would say that maybe now i always say
what got what players say in a press conference or to the media with a grain of salt
there were a lot of guys who were we we sucked we were no good against st louis the other night
maybe a wake-up call but as you say on the other side you are two games away from a 10-day break
and it's Columbus.
You know what it is?
We don't believe this group's good enough.
And I think most pundits don't believe this group's good enough.
This is the test of whether the flames still believe they're good enough.
Because to your point, fellas, this is not a get-up game.
They have to want to win so badly because they've lost three in a row and they really believe it's hurting their chances to get a wild card that they're flying tonight.
And if they are, that tells you the room still believes.
It doesn't mean they get in, but it means they still believe.
If they come out flat tonight, they know.
It feels like one of those games, it's like Coleman said earlier this season.
This is one of those games that good teams win.
Yeah, we've got distractions and we haven't been playing well, but we write the ship here.
Good teams win this game tonight.
They're in our house.
So Edmonton, right?
They mailed it in for the period, but they still found a way.
Now, that's easier to do with superstars.
This team can't do that.
This team needs to play 60 minutes if they want to win tonight.
I'm excited for it.
You jacked or what?
Game day.
Helmets,
blue jackets,
flames here on Barber.
Not here on Barber.
You have the rights yet or no?
You might tell those again?
Waiting to hear back from Gary.
He's busy.
He's got a lot on his plate.
I mean, just yesterday, Seattle wants a team.
So he's just got to be swamped.
Yeah, got a lot in the go.
Salt Lake, sorry, did I say Seattle?
Yeah, I wasn't.
He's moving down the list.
He's already done somewhere.
Yeah.
Somewhere down there.
Somewhere down.
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Saw Huberman talking about red light therapy this morning.
There's two different types.
He's talking about red light therapy
and how it's working for people.
You've been doing that for years,
you crazy bastard.
You're muted, you donkey.
Yeah.
That red light can't get him to unmute himself, can it?
I keep caught.
I need a drink.
Oh, no.
Pour yourself on.
Water.
There's a sketch.
Where's a shoveler?
Can she bring you a little smoking too much?
Do you need a tea?
Herbal tea?
Anything.
Well, I got something that's going to cheer you out.
Let's do it.
AI.
We love AI.
That's the next thing, right?
Do we?
We're so far, yes, we do.
Okay.
All right.
We love it to the point.
I don't know if that's real or fake.
It's odd.
My kids have doubled their grades since AI came out.
It had to be bad to double them.
I'm going to tell you.
Okay.
So it's, yeah.
It's doubled.
He was getting 42.
Now he's in 84.
Yeah.
My kids.
sends me a text. He's like, hey, dad, are you busy? Uh, well, yeah, I'm getting ready to do the show.
I've done my exam and buses don't come to like noon. It's like, it's like 958. How are you done this
exam already? And I know it's not because you have whizzed that, you know, nailed this thing.
Crushed it. It's like, do I tell them to, you know, maybe take another look, but I'm, no,
I'm out, I'm out of the gym already. I'm just, I'm just trying out. Just get an Uber or something.
I can't come get you. God. Anyway, I'm just, I don't.
I don't know how we got here, but AI.
It's made,
it's made Reds kids smarter.
Double.
And it's allowed us to see,
like the visionaries that we are,
maybe see some things that we didn't expect,
that we just never thought was possible.
Somebody went to the trouble of,
what would it look like,
AI,
now far-fetched maybe,
if the Buffalo Bills won the Super Bowl.
Oh!
Now, not to keep piling on you.
But now you're in Buffalo.
I'm curious.
That's Corey Mace.
Now, dude's got, he's missing a digit.
It looks like on that left hand.
Oh, it's Jason care, Paul.
He's got a trophy.
It is.
It's JPP.
It is JPP.
Looking good there.
And he signs the Buffalo in the summer.
We'll know.
Yeah.
Are you in there somewhere?
I can't see it.
Anyway.
So they're taken to the streets in Buffalo.
There's,
I think that that looks like it could be realistic to me.
Here's the parade.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
what vehicle they're in or which way it's going.
Yeah, I don't either.
And I don't know, can you zoom in to the guy, the third guy, or I guess the far left?
What street is that?
Do you recognize that, main drag there?
Yeah, that's Delaware right there.
Is it really?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the guy in the left, he's, uh, he's a little messed up.
I'm not sure what they're holding in their hands there, but, uh, anyway.
So that's, that would be the parade.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Look at this.
They're really having a time.
Launching each other.
He's got some kind of vertical there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's, this is just a year away, retro.
That's true.
Well, I guess even a little more because we're not even into the Super Bowl week.
Yeah, you're right.
12 and a half months, Rhett, this is you.
I don't know why you're on a stool.
Are you, is that a table?
It's hard to say.
Yeah, it looks like some sort of show.
Buffalo, you can't write it off being a table.
It definitely could have been some sort of table.
was broken. Yeah. Well, they're starting fires now.
So that's, what is that? What does that? How do you say? Dink flies?
I'm not sure what it says. It's you can.
Donkey files. I mean, AI is really amazing.
There we go. Is that DeWarrant fingers? That's impressive.
Right number of fingers. That's really good. The right number of digits. They're having a heck of a time.
Again, too much fire. Too much fire.
There's, yeah, I mean, wound right up.
Okay.
Yeah, wound right up.
So now we know we can kind of vision it retro.
We can kind of see how this is going to work for us moving forward.
They also went and looked now the Detroit Lions are still playing.
Oh, gosh, wow.
Oh, actually, and there's the pit.
Oh, remember the pit that the guy was falling into?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're going to get in.
Oh, geez.
You'd think they put up some caution tape or something around that.
Flying in there, it's like lemmings off a cliff.
That's not good.
Is that the old Philly Stadium?
Uh, I think that, well, yeah, I don't know.
That, but that might be.
I'm not sure.
But yeah, they got to put some velvet rope or some barricades around that.
Looks like a hazard for sure it does.
Uh, Buffalo.
Is there a roof on that stadium?
Still no, hey?
Still no.
Uh, mentioned Detroit.
The, uh, the lions.
They're still playing.
What might it look like if they go all the way?
Now what, what, uh, lake is that retro?
Michigan.
Is that lake?
Hence.
So we've got some big hairy dudes.
Looks like we've actually got a lion.
What?
Or a lion in a costume or something right at the very bottom.
Oh, yeah.
That's beautiful.
Amazing stuff.
There's a lion in there.
That's really good.
Yeah.
What a celebration.
Be cold, right?
Because when do you win the Super Bowl?
In two weeks.
Now they're lighting the lake on fire.
Perfect.
That's more of a Cleveland move with the river, but hey, give it a try.
Yeah.
It's tough.
There, it's still on fire.
but they're loving it.
It doesn't look like they're running for their life.
And there's, yeah.
Don't know what that is.
Again, AI has some work to do.
It's not, not bag on.
And then there was this.
This is just, I mean, you know, everyone's saying about how the chiefs.
Oh, yeah, we saw this, yeah.
You know.
Well, didn't we have one with Taylor Swift, kiss and coach Reed as well?
Yeah.
Yeah.
AI, get your mind out of the gutter.
That's not nice at all.
I don't know.
Happily married people.
Come on.
Everyone thinks the refs are out to help the chiefs.
I don't like it.
So are you into the AI, retro?
It's helping your kids.
Yeah, as much as I can be.
I'm really,
like it's not lab grown diamonds, but, you know, there's that.
Oh, retro.
That's AI.
There's AI if you want to, I forgot.
That's right.
What would a Super Bowl ring look like for the,
I'm not sure what it's at the bottom there.
Yeah, I'm not sure what that is.
Baby Bell, what is that?
Yeah, it's something.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
It almost looks like you, Pender.
Like maybe some mullet.
A mullet with the hair cascading back.
Oh, it's nice.
Just spewing hot takes of diamonds.
I love it.
Next year, retro.
Be excited.
Feels closer now, doesn't it?
Thanks.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there's, yeah, there's the dude.
from the parade.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
Not sure.
It's probably out of focus, just like your camera, Dean.
Sorry.
That's probably what it is.
Probably what it is.
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Start with some breaking news, fellas, courtesy all the reporters down at the Scotia Mix-South.
It appears Oliver Shillington will make his return to the lineup tonight.
Let's go.
20 months since he has played in an NHL game.
Husko will be asked to confirm that.
No.
No.
No.
There we go.
Try that again.
That didn't sound good at all.
That did take that board into the shop.
It really doesn't.
It works.
It's just the operator.
Operator failure.
Need so.
That one's better.
Okay.
20 months and much needed.
depth to the blue line when we saw Nick DeSimone go on waivers yesterday.
You're really going to roll 60 by choice?
No one down there's banged the door down to get back up.
And here he is.
Incredible stuff.
Yesterday we did see the waivers.
That's right.
DeSimone and Adam Rozitschka will either get claimed.
Well, they're both cheap.
Below league minimum is Pike Bomb.
Pike bomb is pointed out by Ryan Pike.
So, you know, maybe there's some teams missing some players
that want to give a spin on a fourth line center
Adam Rezichka.
I checked in this morning
regarding Rosie
because a lot of times
the etiquette is
the GMs will place a call
or let teams know
we're thinking of taking this player
even though we don't have to
you've put them on waivers
we're going to do whatever
but they will have that kind of courtesy call
kind of a thing.
Led to believe that the flames
don't know but there has been some
there was a we might be doing this
kind of a thing.
So we like the flames, it looks like.
We'll be waiting to find out if, in fact,
Ruzitschka is gone or going to the heats.
Or could stay just clear so that they could use them for,
they can shuttle them down without waivers over the All Star break
and accrue a little more cap space.
That's a third option as well.
New Jersey is one of the team that's been bandied about.
They've been rolling some depth pieces through center ice.
And McLeod's just left the team for personal leave.
So I don't know what the forecast for that is,
but maybe they're in the market for someone to play down the middle on the fourth line.
We'll see.
Peltierbaum, old Eric Francis had this to say.
Oh, actually, you know what?
Excuse me, we have another transaction today for it.
Because, well, just case you lose, Rosie.
Walker, please, Walker.
Pretend it's 22, 23.
That's what we want.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's hard to get, you.
last year's so excited.
Just yelling, screaming.
Yeah, we're pumped up.
Yeah.
This, you know what this is?
Fresh start. Wake up call. Let's go.
That's right. Fresh late. New beginnings. Let's go.
More like, be more like a runner doer than a walker doer.
You know, like really kind of.
Printer doer.
Huh?
Yeah.
That's all I had.
I don't know.
Jacob Peltier is going to be suiting up this weekend, fellows,
it appears for the Wranglers.
That's a nice step towards returning to this Calgary lineup.
Nice.
I already seen eight, nine players summoned from the American League.
This has been quite a year for the young fellas on the farm to come up.
Peltje could be the next.
He, of course, got hurt in training camp, shoulder surgery.
Good to see him back.
Let's hope he plays well this weekend for the Wrangler.
This is up.
Awesome.
Let's go, Pelch.
Yep, Coronado's back, Peltz is there, maybe we see a Shillington tonight.
Exciting.
Exciting times.
Here are your standings.
Where are these two teams that are playing tonight?
Well, friends, they're in the bottom nine.
That is the bottom.
San Jose bleeping awful, Chicago, everyone's hurt and they're awful.
Anaheim full reload, rebuild, and then Columbus.
The perpetual, no, bueno.
Buffalo's win last night helps Retro.
They maybe could pass the flames.
getting healthier.
They maybe could pass the flames.
Montreal, you want to get your shit together?
That's okay.
Could you be seeing a top five, six pick for the flames?
We'll see.
It's not, everyone thought that Oregon winning streak
was going to ruin their draft prospects.
They're tied for bottom of the eighth.
We'll move.
February looks like this.
We know it's Chicago on Saturday and then the All-Star break.
And this might be gauntlet 2.0.
Boston, very good.
Jersey expected to be very good
Islanders probably better under Patty Roy
Rangers very good
sharks brutal Detroit middle
of the pack Winnipeg very good Boston very good
Edmonton very good L.A
cranky
that is a 10 game February
Hmm
Gone on the 2.0
Maybe tomorrow or whatever we can look at
we got like 10 days to look at that thing
what's the
what's the outcome of that going to be
because that will
slide you're right into the old
trade deadline.
Yeah.
Mark my words.
By the end of that month,
you're going to know.
Well, no,
none of this bubble,
Mucky Middle.
Just get to Christmas,
and we'll be able to tell you
definitively what this team's all about.
Christmas 2020.
Alls,
all right.
By the end of the season,
we'll know what this team is.
I say also read trade deadline.
By the trade deadline,
some of them will give us.
We are going to know 100%
what this team's all about.
Johnny's return tonight,
of course.
here is the happiest man in pro sports.
What's that, Redd?
Oh.
Yeah, Johnny.
Seven goals.
I offer Johnny to Retro for nothing and he said no.
He threw this over.
I don't want a guy that doesn't want to be here and he effed us over.
Get out of here.
Go take your seven goals and get long.
You want to watch Rhett's head explode?
Sidebar?
Hey, Red.
You don't believe in second chances?
No.
In America, of all places, you don't believe in second chances?
Just hits a new world, Brian. Second chances were so last century.
Now you jump on someone and you stop them till they're done.
So look at Johnny here.
I'm like Tyson. I don't let him off the mat.
Tyson got a second chance. He went to jail for a long time.
Yeah.
They'll get an offense, not finishing well this year and still not really defending at all.
It's the same Johnny.
I don't want to be like Tyson. Actually, that's a bad reference.
Yeah, take that back.
Yeah, that's I don't want that.
I can be rotting in a jail cell.
He got a second chance, America.
We'll move along.
There were a few lows there along the way for old Mike.
Yeah.
The Colorado Avalanche, you may have heard him in our Betway bets yesterday.
They steam rolled the Washington Capitals.
It was all hail.
Cale, he's not old.
He's not like on the back nine.
He's already broken the franchise record for goals by a D man.
And there have been some offensive D men to play for Colorado.
and Quebec. Indeed. Like the
Sandsas Ojalinches, the
Rob Blakes, very
abbreviated, but Ray Bork did play there.
They've had some players, friends.
Steve DeCesney.
Hey, Redd, did you ever play against
Steve DeCesney? He's a little easy
before you time, right? I must have,
but I don't recall. Not sure.
Tyson Barry. Yeah.
You have for a little bit. I believe that's actually
who, is that not who he passed, I think.
I think for goals, that's correct.
For goals. Yeah. But it wasn't
him really stealing the headlines last night.
It was Nathan McKinnon who scored three times in seven minutes in the second period.
Three of his four on the night.
How do you get three shifts in seven minutes, man?
Six minutes and 37 seconds.
Just stay out there.
Jay!
Just stay out there.
Zing.
Zing.
Yeah.
Hey, Rat, you see this graphic?
Guess how many home games they've had this year?
30.
24.
Points in all of them.
And as Frank tells us, he only needs to finish the home slate to Ty Gretzky, who once had a year with a point in every fucking single home game.
Wow.
I saw a stat this morning because it's he and Kucharov that are kind of going back and forth for the league lead.
And they've separated themselves from the pack.
Like it's not close.
Both Kuturov and McKinnon have more three point games than scoreless games.
How about this?
McKinnon's got more four point games in his last two months than games without a point.
for goal games.
Like that's nuts.
Yeah, look at this.
You get the separation there.
Whoa.
Wow.
Pastorak, you stink.
Rattin, you're a joke.
Pass today.
The overpaid prick.
Yeah.
McDavid's washed, fellas.
Slow watched.
That's right.
We showed you the Drew Dowdy.
We don't need to revisit that.
Kings are cranky with two wins in their last 14.
Flames will see him at the end of Feb.
That's a team to watch.
We've been talking about it for a couple of weeks now.
Here's the overtime winner from Vancouver last night.
The blues that were in Calgary played the second half of a back-to-back.
Watch our pal Shen as he looked for some positioning in front of the net here as his play develops.
Heads to the net.
Oh, jumps, Patterson, backs up, scores the winner.
From one side around Patterson using him a bit of a screen.
Folds them, no call.
And, of course, this guy's falling.
Look at these covered in snow.
right there. Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do? He bowls me over from behind.
Oh, they're not happy. He popped his feet to try to show that. Does he go down a little soft there?
Was he trying to draw? I don't know. He's coming. The beginning is really quick. So you've got to be on it.
Yeah. It looks like he's faced the other way.
Looks like he got. He is a little lighter. That's not Eric of Branson.
Embellished. Embellished.
What do you want me to do? Take the side of a conuckal? No. Not happening. Against the Saskatoon boy?
Good play.
Good hard nose hockey there.
No,
Daryl Evans is part of the King's broadcast team,
if I'm correct.
Correct.
Got that a little bit mean.
Get some credit.
You're like, oh, yeah.
Look the outfit.
Look at this.
I was going to say, his thing is he's kidding me.
Excessively well-dressed is his thing.
He's very over the top.
Exquisite.
Yeah.
That is inappropriate.
over-the-top sensational.
Wow.
Look at that.
How's he not going to have a good day wearing that?
I can't wait to get one.
Tang, it's a minute.
It's something real.
It's Los Angeles, right?
It's L.A. He just fits right in.
You know who else fits in in L.A. apparently.
Jim Harbaugh.
Apparently.
Let's go.
The Michigan head coach, national champion.
Back to the NFL.
Just in time to avoid the investigation from the Big Ten.
But he's at Charger fellas.
He wins.
Are you happy, Charger fan?
With Matt quarterbacks, I am very happy.
You think about all the dusters they've rolled through?
Like this, they finally have a coach and not just an NFL coach, a very good one,
one that they, way better than winning record with just okay quarterback play,
now gets given a franchise quarterback.
A guy that played as a charger, he was a quarterback there.
It's perfect.
Welcome home, Jimmy, boy.
I'm happy for you, Ryan.
Yeah.
Let's rip our hearts out again this year, please.
The enthusiasm is.
infectious.
It should last until about week three.
Yeah, when Herbert breaks another bone in this body,
then we'll be subdued.
Here are the odds.
We got three games left in the football season.
I'm sorry, fellas.
That's all there is.
Chiefs at Baltimore, that line three and a half.
And it's the Niners by a touchdown still as they welcome Detroit.
Out to Santa Clara.
We will get into those on Friday, but just a reminder.
That's what we're looking at this weekend, fellas,
both on Sunday, one o'clock.
2.30 or is that 11 and 12th?
I'm curious for Reth because first the Cowboys left you and then the bills have left you.
Kind of your your picks every week.
You're going to have to.
Used to be a Lamar guy.
Hated Lamar.
Lamar was good again this year.
I hate the Reefs and the Ravens.
So if the Niners and the Lions want to play for the Super Bowl, can I do that?
Niners and Lions.
Unless this weekend.
Yeah.
No.
Can't both advance.
Don't think so.
But sadly.
Now, if you hate one of the AFC teams, you can have them go all the way to the final and blow a lead in the Super Bowl and have them suffer great heartbreak.
Would you wish that on one of those teams?
I don't want anyone to feel the way the Bills fans feel.
Even Mahomes' dumb brother?
The person is irrelevant.
Okay.
Like the Columbus Blue Jackets.
One o'clock and 4.30, your kickoffs this Sunday.
Should be fun.
Guys, we got a boatload of dumb shit.
Buckle up, okay?
All right.
Buckle the...
up. We'll start.
Now I want you to be careful here.
This is the first video. We can't come in too
hot, but this is an
old man and this is a bear trap.
Oh, no.
I don't want to see this.
No, he's just going to take the piece of wood and
put it in. That's what he's.
Right?
Don't.
Don't.
Dude?
Seriously, dude.
That's how we started the Pinder Report, fellas, okay?
We're loaded today.
We got all kinds of ammo.
There's no upside.
Yeah, I know.
Like basically 12 people thought you were an idiot and you somehow escaped death.
And no one's going to look at you the same way.
We can't trust that, man.
Or you just could have had your arm ruined for the rest of your life.
Like, what are you doing here, friend?
What are you doing?
Now, Rhett, a photo leaked from you and the shoveler in your earlier days.
I believe this is down by Dino's place, family bike ride.
I don't know where you found this.
It's got to be custom, but people did not ignore this.
You've heard of like the dual tandem bicycle?
That is not.
All five of you and I think you got cats in the little trailer at the belly.
My bike is electric.
We have many bikes, but this was the leaked photo from years ago.
And the travel case on the wheel.
Like, what are you doing, right?
That is a horrible vibe.
color-coded shirts.
I love the bike lanes.
I like it.
He does like biking.
So you mentioned your electric bike.
This is you in that race.
I think they thought this had dried up,
this little lower part of the track,
because here they come.
They assured me.
Rhett had a nice little lead here.
It's a lot of F-poms and other languages.
That's good stuff.
I like it.
I don't know what happens.
Just listen.
It kind of sounds like 200 bikers in a deck at the same time,
doesn't it?
Oh, that's what it was.
Okay.
Bikers are stupid.
They are.
And like, look, avoid the potholes.
Sometimes you feel you're invincible on a bike.
Look, here's, take a look.
There's how you do it and how you don't do it.
There's Randy Bow Bandy, no shirt crossing the bridge.
One nice and slow.
Oh, oh.
You lose the bike, don't you.
Bike into the river.
That's tough, tough break.
It's river crossings are the worst, Red.
That's the worst.
That's the worst.
That's the worst.
That's so fast.
now your your uh your dumb kids are at the the skateboard park there the
i see this um ryan you can't he can you can't come on my it's their age it's not them
they've their grades have doubled i hear they're really doing well it's only because they're
males they're their age and dumb they're good they're great kids
this is not good friend oh please dude in the white
shirt has a good spinal twist there.
And then broken collarbone guarantee.
Yeah.
And it's right between his shoulder and his head.
He is bleeped.
And the other guy is to fall like a half story.
I always wondered how these idiot,
extreme sports dummies survive
any amount of time on the planet.
Yeah.
They're like wrestlers, Rhett.
They die young.
I do believe that is the case.
I'm sorry.
Tony.
Um,
this is like some serious,
farm magic.
I didn't know this was a thing,
and I'm worried about this.
This could be flammable, guys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're getting it back in the bead.
I don't know what this is.
Then you get your lighter out.
Is this my sure what's,
oh, this is standard operation ride?
Whoa.
Yeah, that's out.
Holy, that fixed real quick.
Yeah.
Is that Creskin?
What are we doing here?
Well, that's, that's Cameron.
Oh, Cameron.
That's Dale.
Okay, got it.
That's an old swather.
Boom.
Now, Rhett, you said you went for ramen yesterday.
The shoveler sent me a photo.
I didn't know you could get this in Buffalo.
I know in Taiwan, there's a restaurant that has Godzilla ramen.
You can get an alligator arm put in there.
Dean, are you in?
Nope.
It's only around 50 bucks Canadian when you get the exchange done.
You can order ahead, though, because they need to, you know, get it ready.
Even the other stuff.
Look at those eggs.
disgusting. How do you not like ramen? Get out of here. I love
Roma. I don't, I don't need
old hard boiled eggs in there. Some weird
looking baby corns that aren't baby
corns. Okay. Well, there is a charge if you order
it and don't eat it to clean it. Because that's what a lot of people do. They order it. They take
the picture, they don't eat it. You're going to pay extra for that. Are you okay? People
doing that? Not eating it. I'm a soup guy. Cowards.
Oh, you're afraid of a little alligator. Like, come on.
Mom got into the sauce a little too much here.
How many people eat it?
Not so many that they didn't have to come up with it,
don't eat it, charge, right?
Yeah.
Someone had a little too much to drink
in the old kitchen party.
You've seen this, eh?
Wait, is she?
Get to the sink.
Oh, boy.
Oh, mama.
Oh, the head.
She falls off the counter.
Yeah, she kind of spit in there, eh?
Quite the example she's sitting.
Yeah.
Can't hold her liquor, the old bird.
She ordered that Godzilla ramen.
It wasn't sitting too long.
I don't.
Do you want to guess what young Jack labeled that?
He labeled.
I'm like, that's exactly what I had it named.
Yeah.
Pukes slip.
Pukes slip, I was going to say.
It's anything else.
It's the only name to that.
I like that.
Jack's facts.
Now, I don't know if this AI or not, but we go to India where there is a soccer match
taking place.
And I don't know if this is the real commentary or someone having fun, but it is fun.
And what a game here is Johnson kicks towards the goal.
And oh my God, Singh makes a fantastic save.
But I believe he hit his nuts on the goalpost.
He is down.
Let us have a closer look at instant replay.
Not only just self-sacrifice on this play, but sacrificing future generations as well.
Obviously going all out for his team, saving the ball right here, but also losing two on the play, putting his balls on the line.
Let us have a moment of silence.
for this man's fallen brothers as you see right here he got to the ball and so did the goalpost not only
taking one for the team he took two talk about going balls out for a play with that being said i would
like to take this time to recommend you all to see the nutcracker movie coming up this winter wow this
game is so you're not sure if that's the actual play-by-play i think that probably is i think there's a lot
alternate streams out there very behind the times here in canada
Maybe not.
I'm not sure my balls out.
How many shovels are in that sequence?
Few.
People want to go viral and there's a sure
fire way to do it.
Light some shit on fire and bike through it.
Let's go.
That is not.
Yeah.
That is.
The cameraman's laughing.
Now, Rhett,
minus the fire.
Did you do that stuff as a kid?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, we never lived around,
the ramp on fire,
but you'd get the little Honda or whatever and start,
okay,
how many,
you have like cinder blocks or something to lift.
Can we go back to the fire?
Actually,
I'd like to see that for a second.
So a flyer,
fire on the side and the middle.
He's got kind of like the survivor torches.
Yeah,
my question is,
just go back.
Well,
just press pause right at the start because
that gas can.
That's not safe.
Yeah.
Very exposed.
I thought this is where it was going.
I thought this guy was about to explode.
Like,
because I've seen one similar where the dude is doing that to his backyard.
He's got the little bonfire going in the backyard.
And the fire just goes straight up the stream of fuel and into the tank and cabooie.
Good night.
Now again,
shows you where I'm from.
I never even thought of that.
You wouldn't want to layer there, huh?
That's really the move.
Nah.
So you can wreck your shirt?
If you don't want to get viral,
You've got to go all the way.
That's true.
That's the bedazzled banana hammock.
Last one for you.
Our boy Stone Cold, former wrestler.
He's got a podcast.
Lost the 314.
Close.
Oh, you broke Ryan there.
Look at that.
Someone is convinced it was probably Rhett or Wim Hof or somebody that he's got to do some cold plunges.
So this is classic.
Time of Dallas Page probably told him.
The other wrestler.
DDP.
Yeah.
Four.
Three, two, there we go.
Ha ha.
Son of a bitch.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, motherfucker.
Ah, gonna revisit this motherfucker.
I saw a video before because that's at the broken skull ranch and he was very excited.
All those guys have been telling him.
I'll do three minutes, Dino.
So he bought this tub and he got it all set up and he cut his frigging finger.
I was hooking the wires up and I sliced my fucking finger the other day.
But we're going to let you go to let it cool off and then grab one of his beers.
He's got his own IPA.
We're going to hop into that sucker.
So you're supposed to say longer than that, right?
For sure.
He was aiming for three minutes.
And then he put his legs in.
He's like, oh, this is not good.
And then he counted himself in for the three minutes.
Let's see the start again.
Because if you wondered about Stone Cold, if he was putting on a voice or how much of a character,
you're like, that's still Stone Cold.
That man may have a name Steve on his birth certificate.
That's Stone Cold still.
Five, four, three, two, there we go.
God, too.
He was, uh, he was bed-finding to that point.
Ha, son of a bitch.
Well, it's getting the berries on that.
Right, that's.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, motherfucker.
Ah, gonna revisit this motherfucker.
Uh.
why does that make me so happy he's thinking that's money while spent i'm glad i bought this thing
if we could cut audio clips like i love that we need a few of those cusses from stokel those are
beautiful yeah it's funny now because he's retired obviously he's got all the money in the world
probably and he's just he's just hanging around at his ranch in nevada with a cat and just doing
trying to fill his days that's that that that's that's that's
what he's doing. It's very, you know, lifestyles of the rich and famous.
I'm going to get a cold tub. He's going to revisit that motherfucker later. That's right.
That's what he's going to do. Yeah. That's what he's going to do. All right. That's it. That's
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Is Anthony back from his, uh, 30 million there's saying old Steve's worth.
It's decent.
Worth or made?
Worth's better than made because net worth.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Because there's some pretty good endorsement stuff that he did along the way and continues.
I don't know he had a show on like Netflix or something.
I think what it was is he was kind of like,
you see the news?
It was like dirty jobs where he would go and hang with people.
Anyway,
Did you see that news?
Wrestling and Netflix?
Yes, I did.
I did.
Yeah.
I did.
Our old bosses will have some air.
time to fill all of a sudden. They've been big with the
WWE for a while. Monday night raw is moving to Netflix
in 2025. So no more cable. Just flipping on your
whatever TSN or sports center, wherever the heck it was. You got to have
the Netflix, but they've still got the Smackdown. That's a Fox. I think
it was going to NBC or something. Yeah, they're like the NFL. They're going to
go get a bunch of money for a bunch of different places. That's smart. Oh,
yeah. So you probably think like,
whatever wrestling
Netflix.
Gary Betwin would love
to have what the
WWE just got.
Yes,
no question.
Would love it.
Yeah.
Do you have a cold tub?
How come you don't have a cold tub?
It feels like by now you know a cold tub,
but I said to a tub or when I'm in Calgary,
I jump in the lake.
Hmm.
I feel you like you should get a half-mile for you.
You take this stuff seriously.
You've got two.
You got two inversion chairs.
You got multiple red light masks.
You got ear lights.
You got a grounding mat.
And you're telling me you don't have a cold plunge tub?
That trapeze.
That trapeze thing in your bedroom.
That's different.
That's a different kind of health.
Yeah.
That's for the shoulders.
I could have sworn I saw that it had some kind of health benefit.
Let's do some Betway.
And then we'll do some ask rat.
Do you want to get a quick cold tub in?
Get your juices flowing for a little last breath today.
I'm like Wim Hof.
I can go swim around the glacier with the glaciers.
I think I'm probably in the stone cold category.
He's already worked out today.
He's wide away.
He's ready to go here.
Even going to cold tub after you work out because it'll stop the muscle growth.
Don't do it.
So what are you cold to?
Non-workout days?
In the morning.
Well, if you are brave and have the pulse.
you get up and do it.
Get up.
Cold tub, infrared mat.
What about the breathing?
What does that, was it, Gary, whatever his name is?
Are you supposed to do the,
Gary Brecker?
He's the guy that was talking to Dana White about when he was dying.
The methyl, oh, I can't say the word.
You're supposed to do these deep breaths pin,
you're like, like you do that for 30 seconds.
And then at the end, you like, as much as you can,
can and then you start again.
I pass out of thing.
Get all that carbon dioxide out of your lungs.
Let's go.
Yeah, something like that.
Get oxygen, fresh out, clean out those lungs, Dino.
And the weed.
Is the weed good for you?
Get all the weed out of the lungs.
Is that what you want?
What the hell is it going to do if it's not?
If it's not in your lungs.
Candies.
I don't know.
Non-medical advice.
Truth.
Got lots of it apparently.
Do not take.
take anything that we say as fact or a recommendation.
Do not do it.
Do the opposite, actually.
Except when it comes to food.
That's correct.
Betway bets, except when it's the betway bets.
We've had some winners this week, Pender.
Hit that minus one and a half last night for Colorado.
You had a good Sheringovich goal earlier this week.
fellas are looking pretty good.
We're mixing some winners in here.
Mixing some real winners.
Here's what we got for you.
Blue Jackets, Flames.
McKenzie Weger scored the other night,
scored in the game prior.
Just get a point, Wiggs.
He had an assist on one of the goals the other night, too.
Yeah.
One point for McKenzie Wigger plus money.
Give me some.
Plus 100 for a Uighur point.
And then it's a little bit of,
it's one of those kind of a pre-made deal on the Betway up.
A Sharon Govich goal and a Flames money.
line win. You need both, but an anytime win for the flames and a
Sharon Govich goal brings you to plus 220. That's a big number.
Not bad. Not bad. And Sharon Govich, we saw we were on, you could get
plus 200 before the beginning of the heater. You got to start doing a little
parlay there to get the number up, but I like both those things to happen. That's right.
I love the former flame scoring against her old club. That's a, that's a bet I make all
the time. It's done very well this year. Johnny Goddrow plus 275 for a goal. He hasn't
scored a lot, but he's on a bit of a helper streak.
And I like Matthew Coronado back on the board.
He hasn't scored since Pittsburgh game three of the year, two of the year.
Mattie.
Power play right up under the bar.
They were starting to buzz last night, sorry, two nights ago, Cadry, Zeri,
and as young Jack calls him, corn.
Corn.
Corn? Just corn, not corny or corn?
Corn.
All right.
We can do better than that.
Yeah, we sure can.
It's not really a nickname.
It's just I mess up the spelling every time.
So he misses a vowel.
So it just has been corn.
Cornado.
Got it.
Shut up, Jack.
Like,
shark NATO.
That's right.
Shark NATO.
Ever watch that?
I never did.
I can't do sharks.
I'm going to point in my life where if I see anything about sharks, shark attacks, shark this, I can't do it.
And yet, you're better of the day, shark eagle.
That's right.
Look at you.
Look at me.
All in on Sharky.
No.
for you people watching this show and listening along.
Look at this Pike bomb, by the way.
Are you worried about sharks?
Pike bomb.
Pike bomb.
The flames are the only NHL team.
Goddrow has not scored a goal against.
Not after a time.
He was scored against Salt Lake.
Didn't he have a penalty shot or something last year?
Did he not?
And obviously didn't score.
Good memory.
Seemed to think that happened last year.
Yeah, how about that?
Well, you know what?
Snake bit.
Do?
snake bit let's go snake bit one of the other shark bite or snake bite what are you scared of
oh yeah it's in both uh i don't i don't understand the shark thing it's just they're getting
madder and meaner are they although i saw a stat the other day it's like 10 people die every
year from shark attacks and a hundred people die from don't trust that BS because if you go
missing in the water.
Unless it's visually
confirmed as a shark attack,
right. They will not declare
it a shark attack. I don't know. It's a shark.
Could have been an octopus. Yeah, could have been. Yeah, could have
a son. But here is a heart attack.
Just kind of go with it, right? That
sharks are responsible for
10 deaths a year.
Coconut's falling and
hitting people in the head and killing them like
50 deaths. Yeah. I had that happen
to me at the Clevelander one night.
What? That's the Schrelander.
God, I had, who it was no good.
Oh, man.
How much rum was in that coconut?
You put the line in the coconut.
Coconut chicken, doll.
Hey, let's do some, uh, a little bit of ask.
Oh, the Betway backs.
There you go.
Betway, get the Betway up on your phone.
Get it on your tablet, get it on your desktop, however you do it.
Just get it and then bet the responsible way from Betway.
Tell you why, I can somebody, oh, Betway, I don't really know about the, it's not hard.
I mean, we're not trying.
It's fun.
follow along friends
follow along
if you're
and again we're not telling you
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be responsible
like so many things in life
so many things in life
in excess
not good
feel free to jump a ramp
yeah like that bitch on fire
and then make it
but don't like to just don't like the ramp on fire
take the Jerry can too close
be smarter that's right
take that turkey and just fire it into that deep fry
don't even don't check
just fire it in there
Deep fried turkey's delicious.
You're going to love it.
Again, don't, no recommendation.
Do not do what we recommend.
Listen to anything.
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it's, it smells, because you, it's not as little.
Well, it's just, it's hard to explain, though, right?
Because it's not prepared.
It's not like steak smells when it's cooked,
but it just has that,
that aroma of just sweet, sweet goodness.
You just walk along that meat,
maybe a big old roast.
Maybe I'm going to put one in the,
Don't go hungry.
You walk out, a lot of stuff.
God, I'm so excited.
Almost, you get, some people,
you get a whole freezer full.
stuff some days. Some people do, yeah. Some people have been known to do it. We recommend.
I was the old dinbox this week. How are we looking? Well, we'll start here. It's one. This one's from
Christy. Christy checking in. Hey, Rhett, with all the hype on hockey analytics, do you think it
really benefits the game? No. Thanks and happy birthday. Keep up the good work. Happy birthday, right?
The answer to that, Christy with a K.
You don't remember, can't see it.
I would say no.
I don't think it helps anything.
No, it helps certain people.
That's wrong.
It helps scouts and people.
But for us, dopes that like watching hockey, it's irrelevant.
Yeah, they're hiring these people, not firing these people more often.
But yeah, I don't know that it definitely crosses over to fan them well.
What are you going to do with it?
It's like scoring at baseball.
Who the kind of idiot are you?
get a hot dog and a beer.
Shut up.
Put the pen away.
Hammer some freaking peanuts or pee logooms or whatever we call.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Some legumes.
Yeah.
Get a mania.
Hey, Rhett.
Never been to Buffalo.
And I don't know that I ever will.
But what city would you compare it to in Canada?
Oh.
So give someone a frame of reference.
Because it's probably true.
If you're going to Buffalo,
it's probably because you're going to Buffalo.
It's probably because you're going to.
Buffalo for something. You don't just pass through.
It's true. It's not really on the way to anything, is this?
No. So what would be a city
that maybe we'd be able to relate to?
Edmonton.
Yeah.
Okay.
Edmonton.
Blue collar.
Blue collar.
The people are nice.
People were sweatpants a lot when they shouldn't.
Yeah. Always in the sweats.
Dumpy. High tops.
80s music.
Yeah.
The strip of bars.
Mm-hmm.
A football stadium without a roof.
Yeah, that's a good one there.
And when you're from there, fiercely defensive.
That is true.
That's an absolute core part of the Edmontonian identity.
And you moved to Calgary the moment you could, as soon as you had a job that paid you enough.
Yet you will defend Edmonton through and through.
Like you're protecting a child.
Why did you leave the city so quickly and defend it so passionately?
That's the other part of it is that the people from Buffalo,
much like the people from Edmonton, have spread out across the country in mass,
Exodus, but they love Edmonton.
Love it.
Love it.
Proud.
Don't live there.
Proud to be an Edmontian or a Buflonian.
Have you heard of our mall?
You know we have a mall.
we have eight aldos suck it a whole bunch of a whole bunch of people that used or are from eight alldos
i grew i grew up there maybe a randy river or two still oh randy river silk shirt go in buy a nice new navy silk shirt for the big social on the weekend
then spill
We have theme rooms
in the Fantasyland Hotel.
You could feel like you're on a safari.
Buy a silk shirt, wear it out,
pour booze all over it.
And then how do you wash this thing?
Just put in the washing machine, ruin it.
That's going to come one way out of that.
I feel like you've done that before, dude.
I don't know, just try pulling stuff out of thin air.
Now, speaking of Edmonton,
Rhett, I am surrounded by oilier fans at work.
they are driving me crazy.
How can I cope?
Weed.
Is that what it is?
I wasn't going that one.
I had an idea, not that one.
Yeah, we drive heavy machinery,
and Red told me I need to get high
to deal with these oilers fans.
It's not my fault.
Usner are fired.
That's my favorite. I love that show,
and those guys, I lived it.
He said weed.
You're on a forklift.
He's a surgeon.
At work.
Again, do not take what we.
You're right.
If you're work, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Oh,
after work.
I am surrounded by oiler fans at work.
Now we don't work.
What he's doing in fairness, but.
A boss.
Fire the bastards.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's the boss.
I would look at the calendar.
Find how many days are left until Drysettles contractor up and just update it every day.
Just let that anxiety build.
Be a bit.
Just.
Be a bigger person, be a better person.
Let them have.
It's great that fans are having a nice run and enjoying the hockey.
It's wonderful.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Rhett, the shoveler seems great.
How do you repay her for all the shoveling she's been doing?
Because you've had a lot of snow, right?
Half the snow's gone.
It rained.
And now it's flood warnings.
Jeez, it smells out there.
Do you need to put some salt down?
Is it icy?
No, they salt like crazy.
What about your sidewalk?
They don't piss around with this fancy bullshit.
They're all we're putting down the pre-freeze, anti-freeze.
Some salt from the shit out of it, yeah.
Instead of gravel on the highway.
And you can just hear parts of your vehicle falling off.
Yeah.
It is one of the other.
It's windshields or you rust out the bottom of your car.
There's no happy medium here.
There's out east it's salt.
Out here, it's the,
other stuff. I bought one of the,
just used as often
as you want season passes for
monthly passes for the car
washing. Did you?
How much is a car
is to me? The decision
was easy. Much
like buying a
skate sharpener when you got kids in hockey
pender, you idiot.
How much is a car wash?
I let's go to the wand place and if I'm really, really
efficient, I could probably get it done for like
seven bucks maybe.
Does that sound about your doing a,
yeah, if you're going for the kind of the Supreme,
you're in that 12, 14.
Yeah.
I was going to say you're a $10 to $12 a wash for $24 a month.
I can go every day.
I can go.
What are you doing in there?
Twice a day.
You spoken weed in there, sir?
What your car is like sparkling?
Why are you here?
What are you doing?
It's an auto.
It's an auto.
Just riding around.
It's doing laps.
It's free.
Somebody come pick me up.
I can't try.
That's right.
So now I have a question for Ask Redd.
Do you have to go in every month and pay or did you give a credit card?
Oh, no.
I'm August when I don't use it and forget to charge.
That's what I was going to say.
In five years from now, when you're like, what is Scrubs car wash?
Why is this coming off of the credit card?
I don't even with Scrubs.
What is?
Oh, jeez.
I did ask how you cancel.
Then you go back.
I paid.
That's like the gym.
You can ask.
They're going to send you on a goose chase.
I went back and took a look with how much we paid and how many times we washed the car.
Each car wash was $1,300.
Oh, Rhett.
I did the math.
In the end, not as great a value as I thought.
Like a hell of an idea.
That's the business model.
People forget it and they don't know how to cancel.
and it's just every year.
It's like an annuity.
It's another thousand bucks for mourner.
This is a,
this will be the final question because I am,
well,
it's,
because it's a good one.
There's always kind of,
hey,
do I need,
do I need an excuse to make a roast or what do you,
what rub do you put on,
you know,
all that sort of stuff?
Do you have a rub?
Is there a signature rub that you would put on your roasts or your ribs or whatever?
Or does it change depending on?
Change is depending on,
yeah.
wants and needs.
You were talking about the
Saskatchewan blackened
If you want to have a great steak,
whatever kind of steak you like,
throw a little Saskatchewan
black and seasoning.
Trager makes it.
It is phenomenal stuff.
I have both because it was actually
my wife's uncle.
She heard you talking,
he heard you talking about it.
Come on.
Went to Saskatchewan.
Found the place like the originators.
They drove around Regina
looking for this place.
I showed you on the show.
I got the big Saskatchewan steak spice
and then the Saskatchewan
blackened steak spice.
spice i got lots it's good so anyway um now ribs are you putting brown sugar in that rub
not very often for pork rib like baby bags yeah if you're doing baby backs i'm getting it to be
honest with you no i'm not no i because if i'm doing a if i do a dry rub i usually go with more of a
Greek rib flavor.
And I get that you rub
the stuff on even in a barbecue
scenario, but I never
barbecue my ribs.
I always bake them. I find
a better success. So
I just launch them into the pot
with a bunch of this homemade barbecue
sauce and let them bake.
God, I'm with you
100%. It's tacky or sticky.
Oh, is that good? I have
been pretty much strictly
an oven roasting rib
guy.
Yeah.
This first,
all you got to boil them first.
So I feel like you lose a lot there.
If you're boiling them and then putting them on the grill,
if I don't know.
Not even about losing a lot.
It's just the effing time wasted to accomplish this.
Got it.
I really feel like ribs now.
Don't know.
Going for lunch ribs.
Cancel my workout.
Let's go.
No,
you would go and have the ribs and then do the work out.
And then go workout.
Yeah.
Then you'd be like that.
Oh.
Oh, boy, a mindful.
Burp all over the trainer.
Yeah.
You'd be like that woman, you'd spit and then slip in it and hit your head on a barbell.
Puk slip.
The old puke slip.
That's right.
All right.
So here's the question.
Retro, my, my buddy is an idiot.
He is getting married for the third time.
What are you doing?
I've been to both previous weddings.
I was the best man at both.
I'm the best man again.
Oh.
Do I really need to plan a bachelor party?
Am I really buying another gift?
What do I do?
I've got the perfect gift is I wouldn't be organized enough,
but if you have someone in your life that's organized and has the wedding invites from the first two.
Oh.
That goes in the car wedding.
card.
Yes.
Right.
Just,
yes.
I just strike out
the first woman's
name.
Here you go.
Put in the next one.
Strike it out.
Oh my God.
Frame the invites
to the prior weddings
and give them the pitcher.
Hang that up.
Yeah.
And as far as
as the Bachelor party,
it's a personal choice.
It has nothing to do
with that ass hat.
It has to do with,
you need a party.
You use this excuse
to have one hell of a party.
If you don't want a party,
well, and some of the fellas now,
they're not doing the second bachelor party.
They get the divorce party.
So, you know,
okay, you got your pile cut in half,
have some fun.
Let's pretend it didn't happen.
So if you're doing a divorce party,
I don't know you can do another bachelor party.
It feels like double-diffing.
We are all married,
the three of us on screen here.
Can you imagine doing it three times?
Now, maybe one of those marriages,
you were in love and it was great,
but she laughed in your heartbroken.
Okay.
Okay.
A couple of years back, I hopped on my son's hoverboard.
Yeah.
How did that end?
Not great.
Bad ribs.
Yeah.
It was an explosive pain.
It had me down and out for quite a while.
Hurt to breathe right, I believe.
Yeah.
Do you think I'm ever riding a hoverboard again?
Do you know what I did?
I learned from the mistake.
You learned from your mistakes.
Smart.
You learn from the pat, you move on.
You evolve.
Yeah, that's right.
If you want to, so you get married twice and it doesn't work, you can date again, I guess.
You still have that question that picture pulled up.
Is this guy upgrading?
Right?
Like, I can't.
Well, he's moving from single to marriage.
So you're going to have to convince a few people that's an upgrade.
I don't know.
I know, I know.
But my point is, is he upgrading it in the marriage person, right?
It just says my buddy's an idiot.
That's how it starts.
I can't upgrade because I am who I am.
Does it say anything about one of those underwear models?
of the Victoria Secret thing?
Yeah.
If you shuffle the deck
and you move up a couple notches,
like maybe he's upgrading.
Maybe.
She's a knockout from Scandinavia.
An heiress.
And a great sense of humor.
Mm-hmm.
With a really huge personality.
Just someone you'll want to love the rest of your life.
Fellows.
Christy who sent the first email of the show today.
Like we have it.
I mean, let's.
Um, it's a good name.
So only throw a bachelor party if he wants to have a party.
And for a gift.
The old, other two.
The old invites.
Right.
Yeah.
Grandma.
Let her live with that.
I can't imagine doing it three times.
Can't imagine the, uh, because the only way you do it three times is if you were really
happy the first two were, we're good.
Then you do it, but it, but it couldn't have been, it couldn't stop yourself now.
You're wrong.
That's sounding very logical.
That's not what love is.
You're totally out to lunch.
What did the guy start with?
What did the question start with again?
He's an idiot.
My buddy's an idiot.
There you go.
That's nothing.
That's right.
Called it.
He knows.
I wonder how old he is.
Like, what if the guy's like 42?
20.
He's like, Jesus, dude.
He's been single the whole time.
Again, though, if he's,
upgrading if he's moving up the ladder,
what the hell are you going to do? Yeah, maybe he's trying
to lock something in fast. Yes.
While the getting's good.
Started out with a deadbeat
stripper and now he's got some
heirs from Scandinavia. Yeah,
they're in a castle. We're going to move into.
Working out like crazy since
he got divorced. He's like, I can't do this up. I'm in
the best shape I'm ever going to be. I got
lock this down before I get fatty.
He's just doing burpees eight hours a day.
What's the most clear cut side
that someone's in a bad relationship?
you is when the other person starts to look really good.
Yeah.
Right?
And you're like, wait a minute.
My wife's really worried about that.
Are those, uh, are those new jeans?
Wow.
How come you go to the gym like twice a day?
Looking deadly.
You got makeup.
You have a lunch with your ex-boyfriend?
That seems weird.
Is that new perfume?
Smells great.
12 years?
Yeah.
Oh, you're, you're working tonight?
okay. I'm watching the game and having nachos and I'll probably just laying bed and fart and fall asleep.
Should we read to a movie on Friday night? No, eh, you got a thing?
Oh, girls, girls night. Oh, damn. Shoot.
You need me to pick you up? No. Oh.
Oh, yeah. Ask Rat.
That's a good one.
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Greg's a big Cowboys fan.
He said,
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I wonder how long he was in that hot tub.
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There are nine games in the national hockey league tonight.
Nine.
Nine times.
So I'm wondering if that's a little bit of what's on the menu for DoorDash
tonight, restaurants, grocery,
pharmacies, bakeries, flower shop,
it can be just about whatever it is you need.
And it gets delivered right to your door.
And for a limited time,
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On your first order of $15 or more,
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and enter promo code Nation 25, Nation 25 to hit that deal.
So for tonight, if you're going to get some DoorDash,
maybe it's going to be some ribs.
Maybe it's going to be some whatever it's going to be.
Sit down and watch that flame.
game? What's on the menu, Ryan for DoorDash?
It's a later slate. We're starting at
7 right here in Calgary. It is Johnny
Hockey returning to the Scotia Bank Saddle Dome.
The only team he's never scored against
a wise man once said.
7 o'clock start, flames
minus 200 on the old Betway app earlier
of today. And
when that thing is clearly like 7 or 8
nothing for somebody,
you can switch over to Novak Djokovic
and Yanik Sinner, the Italian.
One seat against 4 seed, winner goes to the
Aussie open final. That is going to be a monster
tennis match. Djokovic, best ever.
Sinner having a sensational start
of the year. I know non-tenance
people might not care. This is a big one tonight. 8.30.
So on the menu.
For DoorDash.
Dash that for the win.
Brett, what do you order? Quick.
Chicken fajitas.
See what quick he is? It's unbelievable. He never
misses. Ever.
How are we preparing the chicken?
No, no. It's DoorDash.
I'm ordering it. Okay. Yeah.
Do you quick he was? It was
to New York thing. It was already there.
Chicken fajitas as a
once in a while.
You don't put,
you don't,
not assembled.
I don't want to.
You get it.
Yeah.
Build them.
Yeah.
There is something about
ordering that in a restaurant.
Yeah.
Where you're basically saying,
Hey,
get a load of me.
Look what I'm doing over here.
Hey,
who's got regret?
Top this order.
Jeez, I wonder.
I wonder who's meal that is.
Who is that?
Oh, is that mine?
Has one ever showed up?
up at your table or if you didn't order it, you were like, oh, I should have had the
only every time.
Chicken steak and chicken.
Oh, the skill it is.
This is very hot, sir.
Please don't touch it.
Yeah.
Make sure you don't touch it.
It's hot.
Is it?
Is it hot?
And it rarely disappoints.
Always amazing.
What do you run out of first when you order the, you order the fajitas and you've got your
salsa, your sour.
cream, your grated cheese, your tortillas, and your meat, which you run a cheese first?
Yeah, the cheese is a hot commodity.
It's like a nacho platter with all the dumb restaurants that don't, it's like if you don't
layer your popcorn with butter, the hell have you done?
And it's the same with a nacho tray.
Layer the chips with the cheese.
You'd be proud of me.
We're going to have some people for Super Bowl.
I'm already thinking about the lower layer of the nachos.
I'm looking in the fridge and like, ooh, that'd be the,
nachos. This cheese here.
This cheese here. I'm not normal
food guy, but you'd be proud of me, fellas.
Some elite food dreaming right there.
Well, Rhett one time, I was at a Super Bowl party
and once that top layer of cheese
goes, and then you got a whole bunch of just like
naked chips, balled chips sitting on the plate.
He went in the kitchen, he punched the guy
right in the fucking mouth. Oh, wow.
I couldn't believe it.
Stole cold off. Steve Austin. Just, yep.
Austin 3. 14 says,
I just punched you in the mouth.
14.
that goes. Final thoughts.
Blue jackets, flames. Flames have lost
three in a row, the most recent,
a disappointing.
The bottom, the floor fell out,
lead three one, gave up three unanswered and lost
in the final minute, gave up a short-handed
goal. Power play, dreadful.
I handed it over to him. Yeah. Last minute, come on.
My thoughts on this one, I think the flames have to get up early.
don't give the stupid Columbus
prove to me first of all
Flames prove to me that you're into it
by having a great first and scoring a few
and take Columbus out of it
they've got no reason to try
yes yes just show them immediately
that they don't want to try at night
it would seem to be they
they could be one of those teams
where even three to one might be enough
one nothing might be enough
this group sucks
Oliver Shillington looks like he'll make his return tonight.
Ryan Husk said, oh, he's not on the active Ross yet.
He's not eligible.
Well, after one local time or noon, they can activate him.
That's going to give these boys a lift.
I think they still believe they come out flying tonight.
Is Husk giving you some, given us some, is he being coy?
Husk?
I don't know what the ins and outs of this are.
He could have just said, yeah, it looks like he's going to play tonight.
Some misdirection, some.
subterfuge from Husk.
It's just that D. Simone's
this massive blue jackets
matchup. Yeah, I know.
He's got to hold it close to his chest.
You got to win the mental battle against
We're a game planning for Australian Dissamol.
This is throwing us all for it.
It'll be Danyl Karasov in the net
tonight for
the blue jackets. Another ruin
prospecting Columbus.
Third round pick, I believe.
Very highly touted for many years for Kim over.
Sillinger with Godreau and Chinikov.
Boon Jenner with Jack Roslovick and Fantilli.
Fantilli.
Is that your, that's your go-to, right?
That's my karaoke ban.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's exciting.
It's exciting tonight.
If you're at the dome tonight,
hoot and holler makes a noise for Oliver Shillington.
Let him know how much he's loved by this city.
I think it could be a really special moment.
It should be a special moment.
welcome him back.
He's been,
uh,
we can only imagine probably through immense amounts of,
uh,
anguish pain,
all that good to see him back and feeling good,
smiling ear to ear after practice.
Should be fun.
Johnny's second return,
correct?
Yeah,
last year he came back.
Yeah.
What's the reaction?
Does he get any?
Is it booing?
I'll get some cheers.
Cause of course you get the,
the montage in your first one back.
No montage.
Now it's kind of,
it's old hat.
They've seen you.
No, boom.
He should get a little boo.
He should get a little boo.
on the odd touch, but I mean, if there was something to cheer at you,
you would too, they're just, they're not going to say anything.
No one's cheering for you. Get them.
Are you going to cheer for Gary Roberts, Joe Newendike, Joe Mullen,
Theo Fleury, like all the guys that, do you cheer for them?
No.
Time heels all wounds, right?
Are they playing against my Calgary?
Are they playing against my Calgary Flames?
Yeah, I'm not saying the token.
You get the token montage.
You get the token montage.
Yeah.
But then it's over.
You are on the other team.
Piss up.
It's true.
He's on the other team.
Dean, where are you at on this?
I need your thoughts on Johnny.
You've been asking him come home.
He's fine here.
Yeah.
I think he gets booed.
When you strip it right bear,
strip it to the bare metal,
could have stayed.
They wanted him to stay.
Legacy.
Going up to the rafters if you stay.
Rafter.
Backed.
Yeah.
And he told them the day
before free agency started
if he was leaving.
He did this.
He stabbed him right in the back.
Zach Werensky has been activated off the IR.
Right.
Eurecheck sent back down.
So Zach will play.
Check.
Ow.
Yeah, that high ankle sprain.
Which is worse than breaking your ankle.
That's what I've been told.
Yeah.
They say that for sure.
I'd rather do neither personally.
I've done both.
And both suck.
Yeah.
Both do suck?
really?
Yeah.
But the one thing about
it did one right at the end of the year,
game five in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
So then I had the whole summer to,
I don't know what's worse, right?
Yeah, you want to be healthy for all your fishing
and boat dance parties and.
But if you're hurt during the year,
you don't get to miss a game.
You don't be walking around Fenway with an air cast.
Can't get my points and my games play bonus money.
True.
Yeah.
So we like this game tonight?
Because you didn't like St. Louis.
I didn't like any of them because they didn't split those two high-intensity games.
And now they lost the first one.
They're a bit flat.
Markstrom was deadly.
Like,
they need them.
Since December 9th, here's what the flames have done.
Lost four straight, one three in a row.
Lost two in a row, one three in a row.
lost two in a row, one, four in a row, now have lost three in a row.
What the heck are you?
Are you, what are you, what are we supposed to know what you are?
They're the Incredic coaster.
It's up and down and you don't know which guy it's going.
It's Space Mountain.
That's what we're doing here.
4.93 winning percentage at the end of the year.
That's what they're going to be.
How's that going?
I've never heard the pop gun on a points percentage.
prediction 493
the Minnesota Wilde and the
flames are both they both have
500 points go wilds come on
one wild get it together
get it together wild get it together Buffalo
yeah beat L.A. Keep it going
on Habs Marty
coach his team in the ninth in the east let's go
Buffalo lost to Anaheim
then beat L.A
is a split in L.A
actually
anyway
what's that? Yeah
just kind of stalling. Yeah
Ollie, Ali, Ollie, Ali.
Are you waiting for waivers to clear?
Is that what's going on here?
Yeah, I've just got to see you in a finish.
Baby.
Okay, well, you stay there.
I'll see you later.
Yeah, see you retro.
Good stuff, buddy.
Who's doing after Burnick?
Cammy and I got you locked down from studio tonight.
Bang.
As I put on Twitter,
Cammy and Joe Dirt.
We'll see it tonight.
I was considering filling in for you.
By all means, if you want it, it's yours.
Ryan stepped up and took the,
how much notice do you need?
Tell me now?
No, let me know.
If you can do tonight, that's great.
Okay, bye.
Well, hang on.
Hang on.
I'm not hanging on.
For what?
Arizona, the Arizona coyotes have claimed Adam Rizekka.
There you go.
That was the team.
There was one team.
Okay.
What did the, uh, what the text of Rue say here earlier?
How?
How much is that bastard.
Zona.
Mollet.
Down to the mullet.
He had so much fun there last time.
He'll be pumped.
So Arizona, hey, just plucking flames off the waiver wire.
Valmacki.
You so Valamaki.
And now.
Another Mackey.
Connor Mackey.
Now this.
Was Connor Mackey a waiver?
Really?
No, he might have gone in the, uh, the Richie Richie Swap.
Richie Brothers swap.
Yeah, maybe that was.
I got to go.
My wife's an idiot.
Yeah, we'll see you, buddy.
My wife's an idiot.
says. What do you think? Like, I got to go. My wife's an idiot. What do you think is happening right now?
So he closes the laptop. It's 204. He's got to be summer quick or she's expecting him to be done at two.
And it's like, honey, I don't have time. I need to talk to you about this. Yeah.
Or he's got to go get the thing hanging in the bedroom. We got to get that off before the in-laws get here. Get the trapeze down.
The in-laws are here at noon tomorrow. Let's go. You can't just leave the ball.
What are those hooks stealing up thing?
All right, everybody.
So how do you feel about that?
It's kind of an unceremonious end to.
He's 24.
He's almost 25.
You gave him a run.
It was a nice selection in the fourth round.
And he ended up being what everyone thought he was when he was drafted.
He had some tools, big body, not physical enough, too inconsistent.
Good luck in the desert.
They're going to try some other guys here.
What do you think?
It's hard.
As a coyote, how does he fare?
Any different?
Well, I want to look at their lineup and see who's up.
I don't know where.
I mean, I'm not worried about this guy becoming a star.
Like the Yuselamaki one was a much more concerning thing because he was a guy at one point that was incredibly highly touted.
I remember that Colorado series.
Kiel McCar came in in game three.
Valamaki played in that series.
You're like, oh, my God.
Look at these two young star blossoming defensemen.
I didn't really continue to go that way with Yusel.
But that was one we're like, ugh, that feels like you, how did you lose that?
You had it right in your hands.
How did that, this is a guy who probably his ceiling was going to be to top out as a fourth liner.
More news.
Nick D. Simone has also been claimed.
He is going to New Jersey.
Choisy.
Right shot.
Hmm.
If you need a 7.8.
Okay.
I don't know.
Well, see, here's the thing.
When we did our rankings on Afterburner the other night, we had D.C.
Simone ahead of Austerly for sure.
And I just like, Nick's a right shot.
Austin's a left and Shillington's a left and Gilbert's a left.
The balance I like that.
I don't know that he's significantly better than Austerley or anything.
No, I was.
But Austin is just,
Austerly struggled a bit this year.
Yeah. Which is, again, you've just lost.
I guess with Rizchka,
you lost Yusovallamaki.
You lost Matt Phillips.
You lost Adam Rizekka.
It's just guys in the system that,
could you have traded them sooner and gotten something?
Valamaki for sure. Valamaki's different than the other ones.
Like depth guys, fringe guys change hands all the time.
Valamaki was on a trajectory to be a very good player.
And there was a horrible run of injuries,
including shredding his knee during summer training,
loses a full year, massive key developmental years,
falls out of favor with a coach.
Like, I don't put Valamaki in the same category as the other ones
because, you know, he was the first rounder
that was supposed to be a very good player.
and I think injuries have robbed him of that part of his ceiling of how good he can be.
And people in the chat say, he's a healthy scratch.
What are you talking about?
Well, that's not, they didn't draft him 16, 17 overall to think that he might be a third pair defenseman.
There was always that upside that he could be a top four guy and even a top pair guy potentially.
It just hasn't gone that way.
I think injuries are big part of it.
Yeah.
It, uh, I, if you were, if you had put my, would not have guessed that either.
one, let alone both.
They're cheap.
Now in New Jersey, you talked about maybe New Jersey because what's going on with Michael
McLeod, Calh foot is also a guy.
Yeah, that's true.
That has been, uh, there's no longer with that team.
Yeah.
And our assumption is that that's long term, but we really don't know anything at this point.
That's just assumptions.
So Schillington in.
That'll be nice.
exciting.
Happy for him.
That's a real good story there.
And again, if you're conning, you're trying to thread this needle of remain
competitive, but also make sure you do some asset management.
It's a lot easier to trade a D if you have another top 4D that can come and apply.
If Shillington happens to be that, that's just a little more leverage for the GM.
That'll do it.
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That was good stuff from Drew Doughty last night.
I wonder, because they're too good to just let that fester, something has to happen.
Generally, it's trade, coach gets fired.
It doesn't feel like a coach issue there.
I mean.
And often it's not a favorite to win the Jack Adams in mid-Nove.
November. I know. I know. But that's too good a team to just kind of let it spiral down the drain.
Yeah. And I think it's too talented of a club to do that. I mean, even if you have one guy that's not playing well, there's enough elsewhere.
They're not up here. Luke Dubois from being a playoff team. They were one of the best teams in the West for the first month and a half.
It's true. All right, everybody. Ryan and Cammy and Afterburner, enjoy the rest of your day. Enjoy the game tonight. We'll be back with the Friday edition tomorrow.
Maybe rat, who knows? See you, buddies.
Yep.
