Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Noah Hanifin Returns | FN Barn Burner - March 14th, 2024

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:10 Oh, hi, everybody. How we doing? Welcome to the program. It's a Thursday. And welcome to Thursday. It's also a game day. Yeah, helmets on. Yeah. Get your helmets on. Get your glasses on and fix your headphones strap. Get both your glasses. That sort of thing. All figured out. Red, how was your pre-show poop? It was excellent. Thanks, Dean. Mm-hmm. Handled it well. Yeah. Well, that's that. Renee. Been added for a lot of years.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah. They said he was good in the room. I bet he's awesome in the bathroom. I bet so good. So good in the bathroom. That's I mean, what's better than that? Just looking up a couple things. Anyway, I hope it's not about me. About your poop? I feel like you're more comfortable than Dean in that room because he's always
Starting point is 00:01:06 worried about snakes and crocodiles coming up. He's a little antsy. which is weird now it's going to be in his car now he's going to be worried about that yeah that's right yeah you know what though bravery comes through
Starting point is 00:01:17 because I spent a lot of time in there despite my feeling snakes and critters coming up through the yeah I'll take it over those fears apparently you gotta face it while it's it's you face that fear you face your family
Starting point is 00:01:29 and that was less than dealing with the bullshit that a family yeah so it wasn't just me right like that's a thing once guys kind of get to their late 30s
Starting point is 00:01:39 I got to go to the washroom for an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Are you still in there? Yeah. Level 97 of Candy Crush. What are you doing in there? At our house, in our bathroom, there was a shelf.
Starting point is 00:01:57 And I really care. Last night. Big wide. No, here. And I put a TV in there. So now my youngest goes and sits on the shitter. It turns the tube on. And you're like, where is that kid?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, God. body's hanging out yeah just hanging yeah which is great until you kind of need to get in there you got you got to have enough bathrooms to pull that kind of thing one of my guys it's like you may as well just block off like he's like a lawyer it's like half hour blocks it's like if we're getting anywhere and he goes in that room you like no we're late god damn you like yeah what is it a quarter after we're already we can't go now we're gonna miss the movie yes yeah i just need to I just got to go for a quick. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Anyway, a little behind the curtain there. Game day. Yeah. Game day, game day. We're just like normal people, just like you. Game days, you want to play light. You want to be on your toes, nimble. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:54 So it's the flames on a game day against the Vegas golden nights. The hated nights. They hate them. Everyone hates them. The skirt. You got to be doing something right. People hating you this early in your existence. Like, can you imagine anyone hating the cracking?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Like, how could you even do it? And Vegas, it's like, God damn these cheaters, bastards! But remember, everyone loved Vegas. They were new. There was a heartfelt, you know, attachment with the tragedy. And then they went to the Cup final year. Of course they did. All the kids wanted the Golden Knights jerseys, the misfits, all these cast-offs from other teams, doing great.
Starting point is 00:03:31 What a beautiful story. I'm trying to find out where they got hated, because you're right. Somewhere, it loved them at some point. It flipped. And I almost won. was it Patrangelo? Was it Eichel?
Starting point is 00:03:42 Was it saying goodbye? Hey, Mark Andre, you're out? Even Nate Schmidt, who was a big piece there that we kind of forget. They're just like, out you go. Petrangelo coming in. Like it was this lack of loyalty to these like beloved core pieces
Starting point is 00:03:57 and faces of the franchise. It was like, oh, this is, they're pretty cutthroat down there. And somewhere Nate Schmidt is like, yeah, where's your loyalty? And they said, you know what? Where are loyalty used? to sit, that's where we put our Stanley
Starting point is 00:04:10 Cup ring. Right there on that shelf. The loyalty badge used to sit, that's where the cup ring goes now. You said somewhere. It's Winnipeg, Manitoba that Nate's saying that also. Yeah, it was Vancouver than Winnipeg. Yeah. That's it. Winnipeg having a great year. Winnipeg
Starting point is 00:04:34 higher in the Stanis in Vegas. And spring is just around the corner. In Winnipeg. Yeah, you're what? two months out from spring yeah yeah the groundhog came out only six more months of winter that's right and it'll warm up for about nine minutes two weeks of summer they will have spring the spring atmosphere there'll be a street festival if they can make they'll have a street yeah what do they don't they like cook up the mosquitoes it's mosquito fest pickerel fest
Starting point is 00:05:00 pickerel and mosquitoes yeah yeah saute them up together in some butter oh when it's good eating that is good eating but yeah they're hated everyone hate it them how do they keep doing this Kelly McCrtle was asked at the press conference do you how do you go for every good player what how are you involved in all of these sorts of things and I bet just knowing Kelly a little bit
Starting point is 00:05:22 over the years knowing Kelly I bet he's losing sleep at night yeah yeah people think he's cut throat but what about my reputation but guys could we not just get together for some drinks at the GM's meetings and have a yuck?
Starting point is 00:05:42 I would trade this ring right here just to be liked by my peers more. In hindsight, if I knew that my friendships inside the game and my reputation among fans was going to take such a beating, I
Starting point is 00:05:58 would sacrifice at all if I could only go back in time. Yeah. Another, if you go through and look at their draft history and how many picks they've retained, yeah. The Vegas Golden Knights use their picks as currency, no question. And sometimes they'll even use them in the draft players,
Starting point is 00:06:16 but shortly thereafter, they tend to hit the road. They have spent an amazing amount of draft capital to bring in current rostered NHL players and even superstars. Is everyone else missing out? Are we slow on this? Is this how it should be done? You wonder how much, you know, there's always speculation about how much ownership in Calgary's involved.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And my take is there's ownership involved in every team. You don't get to run teams without an owner. So good luck with that. I do wonder what the ownership mandate is. You know, I think it goes hand in hand with what McCriman is trying to do. So I think it's a nice combination. But I wonder how much help he gets. in taking this team in certain directions and spending money and not even
Starting point is 00:07:15 manipulating how things are done. Well, and the other thing, when you talk about turning heel to use that wrestling term, the usage of LTIR is definitely one of the things that put the black hat on them, whether it was Mark Stone or Eichel comes in and then game one of the playoffs, they're, look, they're healthy, they come back to life, back from the dead, like Undertaker. like sitting up in the casket and he's good to go. I think that has run people the wrong way. But if you were a GM and like you say,
Starting point is 00:07:49 if you had the backing of ownership and you had all the, you spend of the cap, spend over the cap, win at all costs. We're all in. And this was a tool at your disposal. Would you be foolish not to do it? Correct. It's kind of like the offshoot thing. It's like, fellas, come on now.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Like, you know this could help. you make your team better, use the damn tool. Yeah, but they don't. That's how they strike next. They're going to do an offer sheet. That is the next thing. Wouldn't that be the perfect? Like we already invented the, yeah,
Starting point is 00:08:19 we'll trade you this pick unless we trade it somewhere else first or after, I guess. Like that's, that's brand new. And now they're going to bring the offer sheet back in vogue. I love it. Everyone needs the bad guy, the villain. Yeah, they are the bad guy. But when you think about it, if you had the, and I guess we're not saying that Mark Stone's not injured.
Starting point is 00:08:38 and not to suggest that Jack Eichel wasn't ready to play. Or you go to Tampa Bay that Kutrov wasn't injured. There has to be something to it, right? And if you want to try and go into the playoffs, you want to go through the stretch without one of your stars, because chances are if it's a big, to get that kind of money, 9 million, 8 million, 10 million on the LTIR, it's probably a good player.
Starting point is 00:09:05 So if you want to be without them and fight for, your playoff spot, then that's the flip side of it. It may not always work. It doesn't always work. No, and there's legit injuries in there as well. Look, let's say a guy's ready to come back April 2, has missed four months. Could you not argue that an extra two weeks of ramping up and getting your conditioning ready wouldn't be better in the long run? I mean, we're really splitting hairs here on some of these medical things. And if I were the GM, I would argue that. For sure, I would. Yeah. Well, he's been out for a long time. We're just going to get him up. Playoffs.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I said it, I think, last week. You're not going to have a doctor anywhere. If you've been injured, you're not going to have a doctor anywhere, say, you're ready to play, you have to play. Nowhere, no way. If you go in there and say, I still have an ache, they cannot say you should play. I'm hurting.
Starting point is 00:09:56 No, you're not. I'm going to go out there, and every dime you make for the rest of your life will be mine. That's what happens. And here's the thing. We only mention these, you know, LTIR things with the teams that win. It happens every single year and lots of teams don't win the cup. And no one ever mentions it. Like how many million were the Oilers over last year?
Starting point is 00:10:16 Nobody knows because they didn't win anything. No one cares. When the team wins the cup, all of a sudden we care. So it's just, oh, we got to find a way to complain about someone else winning. That's what it is. If the Tampa Bay Lightning flame out the Kutjaov year, no one's talking about LTIR manipulation. It's like the other podcasts. They're just jealous of us.
Starting point is 00:10:37 So much winning. Just winning. Look at Dean. If that isn't a winner right there, I don't know what I'm looking at. Winning at life. Yeah. Professional life. My professional life, personal life.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah. Just straight Ws across the board. Look who you get to hang out with every day. Yeah. Look at the ball games. They put Ks down for the strikeouts. Dane's every day he puts a W down on the calendar. Stack and double.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Win. win, win, win. Or one of those, yeah. Word coming from the dome, it looks as though it'll be Dustin Wolf getting the start for the flames tonight. Love it. That's why we're so big. Yeah. Stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:11:32 And, you know, again, while you're talking right about faking injuries, I guess Markstrom isn't ready to go. Well, and Zerry as well, he must be a big faker as well. Because you know once the flames get in the playoffs, they're going to want to use in upspace. If only Connie had known that he'd have this LTIR space to use. Jeez. Yeah. And the other thing that Vegas has is kind of a desirable destination. Oh, yeah. So guys sign there and stay.
Starting point is 00:12:00 They're okay to sign there. Tax free, warmer climate. Yeah, there's new rink, billionaire owner. To be fair, every team has a billionaire owner. Good point. Most have new rinks. But it's the winning part, right? I'm more involved than others, though.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Like Florida was, it's always been tax free and the Panthers were straight shit for a decade. They were missing the winning piece. And so on the other side of the state, Tampa in the exact same tax environment, dominance. So they finally, you know, winning, big peace. That is. And we don't get paid to talk about ownership because they can do whatever the hell they want with it. But I think part of that had to do with ownership for a long time.
Starting point is 00:12:37 If your owner sets the standard makes a difference. I don't think the ownership, like you look at Phoenix. should be one of the most desirable places to play in the league. And all they've done is go from disaster owner to disaster owner to disaster. And are you telling me if they didn't have a good owner there at some point, they wouldn't have had at least some level of success? I'm a good owner. That's what that is the,
Starting point is 00:13:04 what you need to get a rink done. Like if you're going to get a rink done, that's a massive undertaking, you need someone that can build bridges in the community. These guys haven't even paid their bills in Glendale. They left them two years ago. I was going to say, in fairness, they had a decent ring.
Starting point is 00:13:15 It was actually a very nice ring. They just decided not to pay the bill. If they wanted to slide that sucker down by the billfall, I think that speaks even more to the bad ownership, because they did have a good ring, and they still couldn't make things work, and they didn't even pay their bit. Like, what a disaster.
Starting point is 00:13:32 It needs to be, you know what, it's a confluence of events. You need some ownership. You need some brains. You need to, okay, nice rank, nice city, nice climate, tax-free. A few things have to fall into. place. Doesn't always, but you're right. If there's no winning, because if you were going to be a Florida Panther for a long time, you were not going there to win. You were taking the money.
Starting point is 00:13:58 There's been lots of expansion teams in really warm places that sucked so badly. No one wanted to go near them. It was like, fuck, it's day 10, a free agency. Only Anaheim's calling. God damn it. Anaheim's not a good text. No, but I just mean like, oh, L.A., it must be great. It's like, well, the team sucks. No. I'd go play for the Kings and a heartbeat. never go to the ducks. Like that was the time. You do wonder if they don't go to the cup final in year one. If the Petrangelo,
Starting point is 00:14:23 because he was the first free agent, UFA to go in there, I'm in. It took big money, but there was big money in other cities. But he went there and then things started, not that he's a VET, Norris guy necessarily,
Starting point is 00:14:35 but they got the biggest UFO of the summer. It changed their whole plan year one. They were going to sell James Neal and a bunch of these pending, UFAs. I think Perron was there at the deadline. And it's like, shit, we want to be the players are keeping these guys. And so immediately what was probably looked at is a couple of years of pump and dumps on UFAs to get more assets. It's like, no, we're in our window now.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Like let's move to stage three, go sign UFAs, trade for high profile players, add 30 year olds that are great. This wasn't a slow build in Vegas. For whatever reason, they just destroyed everyone in that expansion draft and that team was good. And maybe if you do it again, it doesn't go the same way, but all those circumstances and events led them to be really competitive in year one when no one thought they could. We're reading articles with the Vegas flu. Oh, the guys must be partying. They're like, no, they're just good. I can't remember. Did they change the rules for when Seattle came in as far as... No, they kept Vegas rules. They was. Okay. They changed for Vegas. Essentially before it was like you could get a fourth liner and a third pair D. And the new rules were
Starting point is 00:15:39 what? Four defensemen or, you know, what, eight skaters? so you had to expose a top four defensemen or you'd have to expose better forwards. Like it was a much more difficult set of rules for teams to expose guys under. Better for Vegas. And at the same time, credit words do.
Starting point is 00:15:59 McCriman and George McPhee have done a great job. Absolutely. Aiden Hill was brought in for a fourth round pick. I believe so, yeah. Wins them the Stanley Cup. Chandler Stevenson, peanuts. Candler Stevenson has been a great golden night.
Starting point is 00:16:16 They got him right for a couple of seconds or a second and something else. They have an ability to identify what player will work in. And they've even gone through different coaches, remember. And that was part of it too. And they let Gerard Gallant go. They were kind of roughed up over that one. Glant DeBoer and then they're in their third coach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:38 So they're on their third coach. But they have, they have a very strong ability. to identify what kind of player is going to be a golden night. Yep. And they've moved on from guys. Yeah. Bring in patch ready. Yep.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Robin Leonard was supposed to be the hero there, right? Yeah. And that's how they got forced into the Logan Thompson, Aden Hill universe. And look, every once in a while, a goalie hits late. They happen to be the team that had Aiden Hill when he popped. And how do you travel before then? And we talked a little bit about it yesterday, about goaltenders. And how do you, how do you, how do you,
Starting point is 00:17:12 suss it out. How do you figure out? Aidan Hill won his 17th game of the season against Seattle the other night, career high. You want more in the playoffs almost last year. So how do you look at this guy who's a third round pick in San Jose? We'll give you a fourth rounder for him.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Stanley Cup chair. Yeah, and you probably weren't even trying to find a number one so much as a guy that could plug the hole. Just like, let's bring it a guy that has some skills and we'll see if we can't work on the rough spots. Don't forget the rest of the team's good. Yeah, especially the way they defend, right? That's a good environment for bullies.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Shea Theodore, I mean, expansion draft, was a very good Anaheim duck. And still, how many years has he been, he was one of the original misfits or whatever. He missed 35 games this season with injury. He has 30 points in 30 games. He's a point per game, blue line. out, Anaheim.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Well, and at the time, it made sense for Anheim. They were winning the division and they had four defensemen. They couldn't keep them all, right? Like it was Vattenen, Lindholm, Fowler, and this young kid and they're like, look, our windows now, it's not in three, four years. We're going to be old by then. We'll keep the vets. And I think they even turned it into a trade where we'll give you something
Starting point is 00:18:31 to take Theodore so that you don't poach these other pieces. I mean, they host Columbus. They host Florida. They got Anaheim good. They really exerted leverage well. They somehow got a first with Mark Andre Fleury, if I'm correct. Like, what are we talking about here? Incredible work, because William Carlson is still an impactful player.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Jonathan Marcia So leads them in scoring. Shea Theodore, as we mentioned, is he is what he had. They did a great job. And it was either horseshit luck or they had a plan and carried it out to the T. Cup contender. In the second wild card, by the way. Flames fans know that that first round series is important for the draft pick.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And also easy to forget, they missed the playoffs two years ago. They were riddled with injuries and just could not, they tried, could not get there at the end of the day. Come back last season, Eichel is fully healthy. They go for Barbashev at the deadline.
Starting point is 00:19:34 He's on a line with Marsha So and Eichol. It's, oh, there's some chemistry here. These guys are pretty good. And they were impressive all the way to the cup final. And they, they'll be without Stone, Hurdle, Martinez, and Carrier today. Still heavily favored. Yeah, what is the time frame on Hurtle?
Starting point is 00:19:57 He's on IR. Yeah. So it's not short. Martinez is day to day. I don't know if they needed, they didn't LTIR. I don't believe to get cap space. Stone is till the end of the year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:10 So we won't see this team at full throttle until the post. season. Yeah, they're, they're performing well. Now they had coming into this game, Vegas had lost four in a row. We're not coming into this game, but they lost four in a row right around the deadline. They lose the next one. And now they've got a pair of wins since Seattle in overtime. We saw the goal.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I think you showed it around here with Eichol the other night. Tied it with an empty net in the last minute and then won it in overtime. Feeling good, are you? Yeah. And they have a lot of, even with those injuries, there are some guys that have been out. I mentioned Theodore. Eichel, missed time. He missed 19 games. Theodore 35 games, William Carlson missed 12. Now they're all back.
Starting point is 00:20:52 So yeah, when they get Stone in the playoffs conceivably and whenever hurdle comes back, that's a big push. But even right now, it's maybe as healthy as they've been all season minus Mark Stone, obviously. That's a big minus. Well, and look, they're they're either going to go face a division winner if they're a wild card or they're going to have to go to Edmonton. Like we really like this team and they're going to, but there's no easy. path for this group now. There's no home ice here. Right? Yeah, I, I don't know. I don't worry about Edmonton. Is that what you're saying? Or you don't care if you're going on the road? No, I would, if they were facing Edmonton, playoff start tonight, Edmonton home ice, games, seven games,
Starting point is 00:21:32 who are you taking? Yeah, I think it's almost a push. I think it's a really close series. I like Vegas's additions at the deadline more. I need to know if Mark Stone's healthy. And that's not a guarantee at this point. If he is, maybe it is Vegas. But, but again, it's not like you're, hey, we'll get Nashville in round one. Hand over that second rounder. Like it's very much that first round is going to be a war. The home team tonight is the Calgary Flames. They have lost three in a row and four of their last five.
Starting point is 00:22:03 They'll go with Dustin Wolf in net. Oh. How about Igor Sharon Govich? How good has he been? You know? Her line good, Dean. Real good. Yeah. Yeah, third line good.
Starting point is 00:22:21 He's been great at center. He did not have a point in the loss against Colorado the other night, but still seven goals and nine points in his last seven games. Why don't you just flip Hunt and Pelchay there? It's so easy. It's right there. It's right there. It's just looking at you. Just flop them.
Starting point is 00:22:37 There's a Hunt love affair that I'm not. Huska loves Hunt. That is a fact. 65 love affair. So there you have it. Cadry, Hubert Opospals. So Magi Panney's back. Zeri is not.
Starting point is 00:22:58 And you'll see Hanley out rather than in. Those are the changes. Roger? Yeah. Sure. Are we being smart asses about this a little bit? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, we are.
Starting point is 00:23:16 We're kind of sitting here in silence going, hmm. What are you looking at? In fairness, this team has gotten throttled in three. straight games. They have against three of the best in the league. They were not close to the class of the NHL. So I guess you're not. They beat Tampa Bay.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah, I guess I'm being cheeky about Hotton. He is what he is. He's nearly 30. He's a fine player. He's, unless he's scored some goals, I guess. He's whatever. Who we talking about? Hunt.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Oh, yeah, he's a fine, fourth line guy. I don't promise. I think Hunt should be a great piece on a good team. I sure he was a couple years ago with the Rangers. I think they added, yeah, on this team. The deadline, but yeah, he was a fourth line of most of the year with the Rangers. If you're a, if you're Craig Conroy, if you're Jerome Ginnler retro, what are you looking for here?
Starting point is 00:24:11 I know what the, oh, guys that are trying to, but who are you evaluating? The kids are you really? Because you've played. Are you, are you as interested in how Caudry and Huberto and Uyger perform as maybe fans are or we are no i'm not i'm how did you word that question am i concerned about it yeah i'm not i guess i'm concerned if they pack it in i don't care if they but i'm not that concerned the fear would be they shut it down and now my i guess i guess i am i concerned i guess i am If they shut it down, because if they shut it down, it's going to trickle down and it's going to be maybe not dissension.
Starting point is 00:24:58 But that makes it real hard for a coach to push any buttons and pull any strings and maneuver anything if the leadership group decides to, let's ride this out. All Husk has talked about since the three losses in a row is process. You can't control all these other things, but you can control your process. Are you in the right spot? Are you working hard? you know, skate hard back to the bench. Like it's all just basics here. This group isn't going to be measured on wins and losses the rest of the way.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I think what you guys are highlighting is that you want to avoid the greatest concern, which is veterans kicking this thing into neutral. Yes. And what about the coach? What is your message to this group when you're in practice at the end of practice before games in intermissions? I said it yesterday. I said, I think that your instincts,
Starting point is 00:25:47 would tell you to push harder, but I think they'd be wrong. Right? Your instincts would say, yeah, process, sure, we got a process. But I really think you have to find something to keep them together, right? Keep that core, the team concept
Starting point is 00:26:09 together, but it has to be an enjoyable thing because I'm looking, hang on, I'm looking at the old standings here. There is no chance they're making the playoffs. So there has to be something else that's galvanizing this group. If you want them to compete, then it's got to be something fun and interesting.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I don't even know what it is. Maybe it's a treehouse or I don't care what it is. It almost has to be organically found. Remember when St. Louis won the cup? They were the shits last place in January 1st or whatever. And they go on a run because they went out and had. had some pops in Philly and found a song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:50 It has to be something silly and stupid and just fun. Maybe you can't even do mustaches anymore because it's used for everything. Because everyone's gone. Honestly. But honestly, like it has to be something stupid and organic and just enjoyable where it's like, okay. And maybe it's about helping the kids. Like let's get Peltje 20 goals.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I don't know what it is. But for him to go in there and go, okay, we've got to watch video. Oh, we lost again, so we need to spend more time at the rank. We're going to do a little bit. Yeah. And the challenge is you're trying to incorporate a lot of new defensemen too. So I think there would be that want to be like, let's go over systems. Let's go over systems.
Starting point is 00:27:30 But the last thing a veteran wants right now is to draw this thing out longer than it already is. You've got a small window every day where you're asked to be a professional as a hockey player. It's what, three to four hour windows where you've got to be your best. That's it. It's not a nine hour shift. It's not easy. But give us your best for these three hours, three, four times. a week and there's there's no issues here.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Noodles talked about it the other day on that flames team before you got their retro about you take the five guys and we've got 10 games left and you guys that doesn't really work guaranteed contracts guys make a big dough. Oh, so is McKenzie Weager going to be threatened by it? So that doesn't work. I agree with you and it's got to be something where it's not so lame that guys are going to be this is stupid. But you're right.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It has to be something that can. somehow bring the team together. We wanted to make the playoffs. We're not. But you know what? We're in the NHL. We're taking home six figure checks every couple weeks. Let's let's do some.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Let's find a way here. Do a team fund. Again, okay. So first, a couple things. One, Husk has got to be cognizant of this and actually have a plan for it.
Starting point is 00:28:46 But it might not be his to implement. Hear me out. It might have to be the leadership group itself. If Michael Backland has missed the playoffs and he's like, I don't want to deal with this and just, that's not going to help. If cadre's like, oh, God, that's not going to help. The leadership group would know the room is good or better than anyone, even the coach.
Starting point is 00:29:06 What's cool for the group? Are we a tight group? Are we going on a, are we going to rent a carnival cruise line and whatever? every win, everyone puts 500 bucks up and we're going to go do this at the end of the year. I don't know what it is, but it has to be something silly and fun and enjoyable. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:27 And the leadership group should take ownership of that. Now, that might be the best coaching that Husky can do for the last month is kind of like noodles and Sutter. Bring the leadership group in and go, how are we going to handle this? Yeah. They all know what's happening here. How are we going to?
Starting point is 00:29:43 Dreams day. Because we know it. You can never admit that you're out. going to make the playoffs until you're mathematically. Yeah. Whatever. Like, okay. But we're growing adults.
Starting point is 00:29:53 We've been doing this for a while. How do we make the most of what we've got here? And wins and losses, yeah, I guess. But how do we find a way to make this enjoyable and not just a month that we're going to just hate? Because you can't, the one thing you, you're not going to make the playoffs, but the one thing you can do is create a culture that's enjoyable and fun. And that will carry over next year. Even though there'll be some changes,
Starting point is 00:30:21 if that group leaves in April and they say, F, that was fun. Yeah, we didn't do as good as we can. Yeah, we didn't have a chance to win. But damn it, I really liked playing with this group. I really enjoyed doing this shit. This was awesome. That's what you need to create.
Starting point is 00:30:39 So that next year, when guys are coming back, it's, yes, let's go. Yeah. And again, this could have been a three-month spiral. it's not, it's one. Yeah. This is, this is almost best case scenario when you think about how much clamoring there's been an understanding of like that the road that this group was on was not going to work. You could not just cap yourself out and add more vets and lock into this core of a mediocre
Starting point is 00:31:03 team long term. They didn't do it. But they also hung around in this thing all the way into March. That's pretty impressive. And so I know we're here today. We have to do a show every day here. But it's almost been best case scenario. if you really believe they had to tear it down to build it back up.
Starting point is 00:31:21 And best case scenario will be that they've had this season. It's been decent. And they leave at the end of the year feeling good about the squad and wanting to come back. Yeah. And you've already found a pospso. You've found Azari. You know, you've got to. But you understand, right, when we, when we have these conversations, there's the layers.
Starting point is 00:31:41 There's, there's that, which is real life Conroy perspective. And then there's Nazim Kadri. Yep. Well, that's like 7 million a year. He's pro athlete. Hey, now, as we found a posthal and we try it like, yeah, that's, that's great. But I'm the guy that, you know what I mean? It's inside that room, you have to, it's been, it's been great the way they've dug in and they have played hard.
Starting point is 00:32:04 But I would go, and everyone's, sorry, Dean, but I would go to everyone's contract, find out who's got bonuses. And that should be the team rule. Get everyone as much, Murray Edwards will love to hear it. Get everyone as much bonuses as they can. Maybe you need one of those. They don't even have those anymore. Maybe you need like the cardboard cutout, like in major league. And after every win, you peel off a piece of Murray's bikini.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah. And look, how many teams are dealing with this in the league? Because only 16 get in, let's say three or four are hanging around in the chase to the last week. Like I don't want us to make this sound like this is a really, really, boy, this is a unique difficult situation. Like not, not making it. There's 12 every year that have been. And there's been 10 that have been in this for over a month now. But it's just, it's right now.
Starting point is 00:32:47 the deadline was a week ago, less than a week ago. Some liked players are gone. You're not making the playoffs. Yeah, teams have to go through it, but the flames are one of them. So how are they going to do it? Well, it's for me, again, I'm interrupting you. But for me, it's, that's all finding good. We can recognize what we have.
Starting point is 00:33:07 That doesn't mean that we should be trying to, I don't want to be. Anaheim or Chicago next year. I want to set myself up for a better situation. And that's, I think, what we're discussing. We all recognize what it is. Is there a way to make some real positives come out of the last month? And I don't think to just playing it out and saying, well, you're getting paid and you're a professional.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Accomplishes that. That's just, okay. Some guys you don't have to worry about. But I think you guys have hit the nail on the head. It's like, where's Cadre's head at? When you watch this team down the stretch last year, that was not high water market. I think you're worrying about. that we're just talking about specifics.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I'm talking about trying to create a culture in this last month where guys are pumped to play here. Because we've not had that. They've played very well. I'm not questioning what they've done for the year. They've had some outstanding performances from individual players. The team is, it probably is where it should be. But that doesn't mean, yeah, okay, well, we got a month.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Let's just get through this and we'll work as hard as we can and just let it go. no use this time as a positive to grow something word gets out in the league i fuck those guys in a cow here looks like they're having fun like it does matter you have to make it a place where guys still want to come and play and i we can say the bullshit oh it's what a great it's on the lowest the lower end of desirable places to play and if it was if you're winning it makes it more desirable and if guys are having fun, it makes it more desirable. You have to create something that makes these guys want to stay and be here. And it can't be just a paycheck.
Starting point is 00:34:57 And I think having guys like Conroy and Huska will help. Because in the past or just whoever, if depending on who your GM, who your coach, who your, you know, who your leaders are off the ice, they will dictate a lot of the temperature in that room. Are we allowed to have some fun here despite the first? fact that we've lost some games and we're going to miss. Is that is that permissible? And I wonder if sometimes if a coach saw it, I'd be like, what the age are we doing here?
Starting point is 00:35:25 Why we're dancing around? We're having a good, we're losing games. I feel like there's, there'd be a welcome spot for that here. I imagine this scenario under Daryl and it's like, oh. And that's, I think, a big part of why they had to make the change last year is that it was like, Can you imagine the difference showing up to the rink every day now with Huska versus Daryl? It's not to say Daryl's not a good coach. We know he is.
Starting point is 00:35:51 But it's just in this particular scenario, God would you not want to go to the rink last year this time? And they didn't. They played like they didn't. And the other thing that can be established is who's out. If you do create a fun, enjoyable culture and you've got 15 guys that are in there banging the drum, and you've got a handful that aren't. that could be a right that that raises i don't know red flags or whatever we want to call it but if conroy's watching going huh i've got this group over here really doing what we hope and want
Starting point is 00:36:27 they're trying to create and then i got a handful of guys this little click over here in this corner not maybe this offseason this is the group that i need to deal with something to uh something to try and something to accomplish over the last 17 games. And what about us? How are we going to approach these 17 games? Look at how my feet are. Look.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Your feet are in the, almost a nutshot. Sock feet up on the window still? So what have I done? I've put my feet up. Hmm. Well, in fairness, you have really grinded this winter.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I know. A lot of tricks. trips travel time oh yeah it's about time that you burn it red yeah so if the two of you could find some way to make it fun for me for the next month or so that would be so i thought you were the guy that's that's your job i think uh i'm only one person not having fun on the show most days yeah well i'm hoping that uh you know this off season there will be changes made okay and if that means i need to be a sour puss to get shipped out of town then I'll do it.
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Starting point is 00:39:08 Mr. Williger. I like that. But I am free on Thursday. Look at my blushing over here. Oh, geez. March 23rd, we're going to be over at Greta. And you've heard us talking about it. We go, we've got the alley set up.
Starting point is 00:39:26 We're watching the game. There's food. There's drinks. Arcade games. Everybody's having a good time. Greta put some work in. This is what we're talking about right here. There you have it.
Starting point is 00:40:09 All that was missing was some Pinder high kicks. It's all we needed in there. And it would have been, it really captured the spirit of the thing. Yeah, I promised more high kicks on the 23rd. I was roped into doing afterburner that night. So it was not peak pender, which is probably maybe the right amount for some people.
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Starting point is 00:40:46 you have my word on it and it's Vancouver who might still be without Thatcher Demko week to week is that what? They had an interesting finish last night did they not because they had a 3-0-0-0 lead 3-1-0 in Colorado?
Starting point is 00:41:03 They got Coloradoed last night. Oh, on this second half of a bad Avalanche down 3-0, second in it McKinnon, Rantan, McKinnon, McKinnon, James. Look out.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I need Jack to email me a link. Can you do that, Jack? Email yourself a link. Thank you. I've completely frosted over here. This computer is a... I thought we had fixed it. His computer's good.
Starting point is 00:41:29 We've got a way to make this one better. We just need to get back to that. I know how to do it. Yeah, you do it. Just do it. Go ahead. Just do it. No, I don't know if you heard this morning.
Starting point is 00:41:43 You're kind of close to it. How many times have you gone to Pittsburgh, right, this year? Oh, two, take it. Pickets for two pickets. Lots. Probably this year, six, at least. Well, you might be a suspect then. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:42:00 I'm not sure of what you've heard. Don't believe me for anything. There has been a heinous crime committed somewhere around Pittsburgh. This from the Penguins' Twitter this morning. The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Yarmur-Yager bobbleheads for tonight's game has been. stolen on route to Pittsburgh. As a result, the bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight's game,
Starting point is 00:42:26 but will be distributed at a later date. Somebody stole the bobblehead. So we don't know, did they steal the truck? Is this some Sopranos type thing? It's got to be. Tony. Thought there was a bunch of DVD players in the back and it's all these bobbleheads. Well, this feels like an inside job.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I don't know. Well, there are. What could you do with, 10,000 bobbleheads. I think you sell them. One at a time? You've got to really spread it out because red flags. What you do is you get those bad boys back to Czechia.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Sell them all before the authorities of North America can get on the caper. So they're trying to figure this out. So people that are going to the game tonight, they thought they were going to be getting a Yager bobbled head. They're getting a coupon or some kind of a token. So later date you're going to be able to get this thing. So really a sad, sad tale. They are trying to nail down.
Starting point is 00:43:17 who did this. Obviously they're looking for some suspects. Right. And they've gotten to a short list. There's the traveling joggers who obviously look, don't they look like that would be, that's the type of crew. I know those boys.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Hey, buddy, I got a flat tire. Could you give me a hand over here? And then it's a tire wrench to the back of the head. And one of them's hopping in the driver's seat and they're gone with these bobbled hands. I would say like knowing these fellas, they would never do anything like this sober. The challenge being,
Starting point is 00:43:50 there's not a lot of time those guys are together with their soul. I was going to say, I think they are real suspects. Yeah, I think they, whether they've been fingerprinted yet, remains to be seen. And there's also another, another one, another suspect.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Where's the flames jersey? That's true. This one right here. Gritty. Oh, geez. Is topping the suspect. State rival. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Look at, look at his eyes. I feel like if Gritty got him, Gritty gets to keep him because nobody's messing with that thing. No one's messing with Gritty. God, that would be one of the great, I mean, it's against the law, of course, steal a truck. But that would be the greatest prank of all time for a, for a mascot. Already Gritty is really, he's the gold standard for mascots in the national hockey league.
Starting point is 00:44:43 If you stole a truckload of Yager bobbleheads, because Yager played for the Flyers too, right? If you stole bobbleheads to ruin bobblehead night, whoa. Again, it's good we're on the internet because I'm pretty controversial here. I almost hope that's the case. If I'm in the flyers, I'm leaning into that. I wouldn't have him in a loading van and authorities. Like, this is great stuff here.
Starting point is 00:45:11 You've been given quite an opportunity. It might not be gritty, but Flyers fans definitely have to be on the list. Gritty, they have to make a video, right? Of him running around with bobbleheads. They got to do something there. So anyway, I hope everyone's okay.
Starting point is 00:45:29 You know, tease and peas to the truck driver. If the NHL was really good, they would have gritty with a bag full of Yager bobbleheads walking down the street and they're falling out or something like that. Yeah. Like, doing off all the heads of the penguin yager.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Like, let's go here. Yeah, it'd be terrific. We'll get to the Pinderport and roll. Want to mention, I know that it's, so when is, when spring? When is spring, spring? Spring. Well, it depends if you're in Winnipeg.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Yeah, October. Yeah, it's definitely spring. The windows and doors are open here in beautiful Buffalo. Yeah. I got a little chilly overnight, but we're warming up. We're warming up. We're getting there. and you know what's going to be it's going to be patio season.
Starting point is 00:46:16 And we've been talking about our buddies up at Madrose, Madrose Pub last year, or I guess over the, I guess a couple years. They put a lot of work and a lot of time and a lot of money into establishing and setting up there. It's kind of like an outdoor, indoor. It's got a retractable roof. It's like a three season kind of patio, but it's one of the best patios in the city. And so don't sleep on it. Get ready.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Madrose Pub had been with us. right from the start day one they're an OG and we want you to keep them in mind as we get to the warmer temperatures and get outside and have yourself a nice frosty cold one maybe some maybe some finger foods maybe some of that delicious pizza that they serve up there at 15 royal vista place you can visit their website to order takeout gourmet pizza that dough and sauce they make it fresh every day every single day mm mm-hmm 20 beers on top kid friendly Saturday Sunday Monday but I got thinking about that this morning. That patio
Starting point is 00:47:14 that Matt's got wheeling up there it's ready for you. It's going to be lit. It'll be off the hook is what it'll be. Off the hizzy. Is he? Hizzle? Hizzle or his, his, his, his, his, oh.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Lizzo. I like Lizzo. Lizzo's good. She was sleeping in a car like five years ago trying to make it. What a star. Love it. She, uh, She plays the flute. Is that right? Flutist. She's a very accomplished floutist.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Why is that funny? It's just a weird instrument. It's really, it looks, I don't know that a human can play a flute and not look weird. The tubas like the size of a small car, and that's even looks more natural than the flute. What's the best wind instrument? What's the coolest wind instrument?
Starting point is 00:48:16 Woodwind? Is it just the sax? The trumpet. The trumpet, but doesn't have the rain. Sax is way cooler, for sure. I feel like this. And what did Kenny G? That's a saxophone. Is that a saxophone?
Starting point is 00:48:30 Is it a piccolo or something? Definitely not a piccolo. He's a saxophone player. Now there was a guy that traveled around with the roots, known as tuba Gooding Jr. It was pretty cool. I get it because it's a cute. I just didn't get you tuba.
Starting point is 00:48:41 But I was going to say about Kenny G, that guy slayed that P back in the day, if you know what I'm saying. The Tootty, Tootty. The Ttole Tosophon. That's right. The P's silent and saxophone.
Starting point is 00:48:57 The saxophone. That's right. I mean, that guy. Oh, dude. Yeah, G. The saxophone. Fudity dooddy do. It's like, what's that?
Starting point is 00:49:11 The Pipe. Poverta, room 612. Pivot, pivit, pivit. The Pied Piper. He was the sweet saxophone. phone us. The women couldn't handle it. Who's the Pied Piper? What was the Pied Piper? He would be
Starting point is 00:49:26 piping and then they would follow him through the Pied Pied. Come on. Wasn't it the kids? Who had the kids? You've never heard of the Pied Piper? I've heard of a Pied Piper, but I have not heard of him revered in a positive life. I'm not sure it is revered. I'm just talking about the control, the impact that the Pied Pied Piper of Hamlin.
Starting point is 00:49:51 almost like your not a bit of March they uh what's when you get you're getting very sleepy hypnotist imagine if you could hypnotize people and you were ventriloquist you could do with your puppy that really did.
Starting point is 00:50:05 The Siper lured the rats away. That's what I'm saying. Not the ladies rats. All I'm saying is he played He was the Piper and the rats just followed. They couldn't have it. They were under his control. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Oh, okay. Is that Kenny G. had people under his spell. I thought you said the Pied Piper was some kind of weird perv. No, no, it was just the control. Right. Because of his. Also weird. Air wind instrument.
Starting point is 00:50:38 A woodwind. Yes. The saxophone and the tubabah. So do we decide, so the sax is the way to go? Yeah, sax is the way to go. Guitar is a winner. Lead singer is good. drummer does okay, saxophone slays.
Starting point is 00:50:53 You always want to go saxophone. The saxophone. And the trumpet is a hit at sporting events, but I'm not sure where else. Yeah, it probably gets a lot of 30-year-old high-fis, but not-bunals, right? The thing. Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is the bagpipe a wind instrument?
Starting point is 00:51:18 It's got to be some kind of modified wind instrument, doesn't it? You're blowing into it. You got to blow into brass and brass isn't a woodwind. Like saxophone is not a woodwind. Clarinet would be. The oboe. Did we say a wood? No, we were just talking wind instruments.
Starting point is 00:51:34 So for sure, you'd have your brass and then you're, you're wooden. And I would think the bagpipes have to be, right? You're blowing into it. Yeah. They're kind of annoying. I don't know that you're, getting your as much pasachsh as one as the other guys. Yeah, I don't think you're...
Starting point is 00:51:56 This is not no way. Like, that was cool for two minutes. That's really, and annoying now. I don't think Kenny, Kenny G is slaying the pee with the bagpipes. No. Pender won't remember. We should have gone. Boom, remember the priest from the roast?
Starting point is 00:52:09 Yes, of course. He, such an idiot. Whenever he was going into a golf tournament or something, he would hire bagpipes to have, when he was coming, or being an, or, Yeah, walking around the course with bag. God, that's an idea. Well, remember that, because that was always the thing when you go to the curling events.
Starting point is 00:52:32 And they're going to, all the ranks are marched on Frapa, fra, pa, frae, frae, la lae, but there is something, you know what, when it's, there is something haunting about the bagpipes. When you hear them if it's at a funeral or, Remembrance Day. Remembrance Day, that sort of thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:51 How did the, like that's a, how does that instrument made? Because you can think about just, okay, so I got this stick and you're, oh, well, what if I put a whole, who, who, who, like. They got it a cow. They gutted a cow at one point or something like that and cleaned it out. It's similar to the haggis situation, Dean. The less you know, the better. Is that what it is? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It would have to be something sick. Some sick bastard invented the bagpikes. Johnny bagpipes back in the day, you're a freak. Johnny P. No, you got to hear it. Just wait. It's going to take me a couple minutes. I got to blow it.
Starting point is 00:53:24 I got to fill it with air first. What? Are you doing? What are you doing? No, I'm just filling the bag. I just got to blow on it to fill the bag. I'm done with you. Are there any gigs for saxophone or for the bagpipers that aren't just dead people?
Starting point is 00:53:39 Well, remember, ACVC had the bagpipes. Did they? In that one song. What the hell was it? Is that like later in the... Free, free-d-free. Come on now. damn it. Anyway, it's hard to get it in, though, right? You don't sneak in the bagpipes.
Starting point is 00:53:56 It's kind of right in your face. Johnny bagpipes. Johnny P. I mean, Kenny Pee and Johnny B. He served time for something, for sure. Killing sheep to get their guts. Oh, so you're the guy that invented the? Yeah. Son of. Yeah. Well, what got you? So you grabbed the thing, you just started blowing on it and blowing into it and then it made noise. and you. I'm just going to thank you. Adaboy, lewd dog. It's a long way to the top
Starting point is 00:54:27 when you want to rock and roll. Wee! Right. Right. Whittily whee! Not easy to do. Not easy to slide the bagpipes into some Aussie rock.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Only the best, Dean, could make that look easy. You want to rock and roll. Talks about where they, how far. back the bagpipe goes, but not about how. No, I. Didn't have Wikipedia back then. Tough break. I'm just trying, because you've got the, because there's the bag and then there's great antiquity. Because there's the other like stems that come off it and then there's the main one.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Yeah. You blow into one and you're, you're, and you're kind of hoopy. You're doing this, this sort of thing. What about the one where you'd blow it, but it was a keyboard? It was and then it was a It was the key tar K guitars are bangers man Is it? Oh Don't pump out some dance hits
Starting point is 00:55:30 Just throw some key tar in Well that only blew into that I think that was just a piano And a guitar handle Do you see the video Of Jack Block when he was on Fallon And he played I think it's the sax of boom or whatever Yes
Starting point is 00:55:46 Yes that was very good And then And then the roots jumped in. But, but, but da-da-p-da-p-da-pa-ba. Good times. See, this is what we're going to do. 17 games.
Starting point is 00:55:59 17 more games. We just need stuff. You should see the amount of dumb shit I have. You're not really going to need much filling. The melodica is a handheld free read instrument similar to a pump organ or harmonica, a musical keyboard on top, and is played by blowing air through a mouthpiece.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Melotica. I'm going to get me one. Oh, they're in a guy these days. I'm going to play it. You're not Kenny P. You don't have some hookups. I'm going to play it when I go to my golf tournament. Yeah. I preferred Betty Cooper than Melotica.
Starting point is 00:56:33 She was kind of a bitch, to be quite honest. I mean, Archie was always nicer than Reggie, right? Reggie was a bad guy. Well, that shows you. It's all works. Yeah. So you get ahead in life. That's right.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Be in a. So you have. Who was the other? Because there was Betty and Veronica. Archie Reggie. Who was the redhead? Well, Archie was redhead. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Or give me the girl. Because then there's Jughead. Yeah. And didn't he have a gal? What was her name? Yeah, she kind of looked like Jughead. She did kind of look like Jughead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:11 And then you had Moose. Moose and Midge. Midge. That's who it was. Yeah. Archie Jughead. Betty. Veronica, Reggie, Kevin Keller. What? No, this is not right.
Starting point is 00:57:25 No. You have me until there. Here we go. Wait a minute, though. Archie Comics. All these say they came out of it. Really? He did Josie and the Pussy Cats was an Archie. Josie. Yes. Watch your mouth. The saxophone cats. Junkhead. I don't remember a Kevin, but Valerie. Val? Josie.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Really? These people don't seem right to me. Maybe they've advanced since I stopped reading them. There was Dilton Doyle. Midge Clump. Mr. Weatherby. Trev? Ethel.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Athel? Was Ethel with Jughead? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. He loved Bird. burgers, eh? Jughead? God, do. He hammered them back. I mean, lean? There was nothing to him.
Starting point is 00:58:26 He's kind of like the Joey chestnut. Joey's a large man. He definitely had a, uh, some sort of eating disorder. Yeah, tapeworm. Is that what they found out at the last episode? Barfing those up after the comic strips over? Okay, are we done? I just got to go around back because I can't keep this slender figure if I'm having nine burgers. I'm going to need a bigger pointy hat.
Starting point is 00:58:45 If I keep eating my burgers like this. Sabrina. that name rings a bell. Does Jack have any idea what we're talking? Oh, God. He's just like, what are these old? Jack, do you have any idea what we're talking about? No, and I don't read, so I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:59:01 He does snuggle. No, and you've asked him about Archie before. This is no, he's now O for two. He hasn't picked up Archie since the last time you mentioned it. You know what? Jack is, Jack is batting almost at the average of Ozzy Brad. Like, no one could, no one can meet Ozzy Brad. No.
Starting point is 00:59:19 But Jack rarely disappoints. It's always like short to the point and like a snide comment about something in the world. Fucking fire Matt Canada is useless. God damn it. Danny Pickett, best quarterback ever. Quick, in a note. Who was Ethel? Somebody's saying Ethel was, uh,
Starting point is 00:59:38 Archie Veronica, Betty, Jughead. Kevin. You're, like, Kevin. There's Reggie. Valerie Josie. Sabrina. Raj. Oh, this is some new waves.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Yeah, I don't see. There's a Trevor. You're going to come to a Trev. I don't remember a Trev. There's Trev. Yeah, no, Trebs, no. Well, uh, time for the Pender report.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Time to get serious. That's right. Yeah, enough of this. Hey, stopking around. It's time for the Pinda report. Push the button. Ryan Pinda. Brought to you by Village Honda.
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Starting point is 01:00:58 Now 10 back. With 17 to play. It's a lot. By the way, they're trying to reel in. They're quite good and hold the second wildcard. Now tied with Los Angeles for third in the Pacific. We'll see if they don't slide up into that two, three matchup with the Oilers. That is the opponent tonight.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Flames March has been, well, a bit of a mixed bag. They won their fifth in a row at one point in this month, fellas. But since then, bit of a grind. Bit of a grind. What are you going to get to get into playoffs, 96 minimum? I don't know what the threshold is now. It looked like it was going to be really low in the West, but Nashville's on a heater and Vegas all of a sudden is flying.
Starting point is 01:01:42 So I think you're probably around that 95 point mark again. But I just don't know who's going to hang. Do we see St. Louis? Maybe Minnesota gets going. I've been waiting for Minnesota to get going all year, fellas. I'm still waiting. I'm still. Dean, can you do the math on that?
Starting point is 01:01:55 How many for us to get to 95? if we have 67. You're going to need 32 wins between now and the end of the regular season. Well, how many games are left? 17. Ah. Kate, where are we picking? Where are we picking?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Well, can he picket? George picking better than Kenny Pickett. Kate, Vegas, what do they look? Well, first off, Hunter Bristevich has been inked by the Calgary Flames. As of March, they were eligible to sign him. He is a late birthday. he will be eligible to play in the American Hockey League next year. This is an absolute no-brainer.
Starting point is 01:02:32 And anyone suggesting he wouldn't sign here does not understand what contracts work. Now, he can play at the end of this year too, right? Of course you can. Yeah, you can go on an ATO at any point to the American League. But as a full-timer in the American League, most of his draft class won't, but he's the late birthday. He is.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Does that blow his first year if he plays? It'll be an ATO this summer, so no. Can you say words that matter to me? I don't know what I don't think you care anyway. It'd be a minor league. Only if he plays NHL games, I believe, is how that works. You could income to a PTO or an ATO, but typically you'd have money in ATO so that you can preserve your one. Can you tell me what ATO stands?
Starting point is 01:03:10 It's an amateur trial rather than a professional trial. Yeah, which they do all the time in the spring with collegiate and a major junior players at the end of their seasons. So look for one of those potentially. My uncle had a GTO. Beautiful car. Awesome. acting went like snot. Jack spent weeks playing GTA.
Starting point is 01:03:33 GTA, yeah. Yeah, GT5. Is that the good one? Yeah, and almost GTA 6. Almost. It's coming out soon? Is it coming out soon? The year, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:43 My kids literally go to YouTube and watch guys play GTA 5. They're too young for that, Ryan. What? Like if they just go down, they're too young for that, Ryan. Well, there's certain they'll build tracks and stuff. when people play them. It's like challenges. They're too young for that, Ryan.
Starting point is 01:04:00 It's the less racy stuff for sure. It's like, hey, you go. They're on the tubes. You don't think. They can be watching us. Jack, I don't think Rett's mic is working. Brett, can you, what is, what does Rett say? I can't.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Just keep, Red, if you can hear us, just keep. They're too young for that, Ryan. Okay. They are too young for GTAs or GTOs. I just maybe get them to a hard power section. What about STDs? Are they old? enough for those?
Starting point is 01:04:29 They are not. Vegas lines. You haven't, then you're immune to it. Boy, can't get to these lines quick enough. How about that? Look at the Vegas Gold Knights, fellas. This is without Mark Stone. I got an SDD and a GTO one time.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Nobody wants to know. Dean, we can't talk about my... Just turn like that damn, my God. Dean, stop talking about this stuff. Yeah, he enjoys the toilet humor. Stop the hammering. And it's always toilet humor. That's the baseline here.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Don't really have much to say about Vegas. We know they're good. We've talked to one of a bunch. Ruthless and cup contenders. You did nothing while you're here. You'll do nothing in Vegas. Have a great time there, long hair. Long hair, don't care.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I'm rich and you're not. Hope you go all in at the black jab table and the dealer gets 21. Oh, no. And blackjack, but you know what I'm saying. That would be bad if you go 21. Let's move to, no one cares about the Brestevich signing. I mean, we all expected that.
Starting point is 01:05:41 I want to move to Portugal next. Yeah, you've already talked about that. It's not a bad thing, right? No, it's great thing. Restavich, signed good. Good, yeah. Now go kick some ass in the playoffs, Kitcher and then get your ass out to the Wranglers and help them.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's right. Now, last night in Vancouver, did you see this? The Big Z. Gordy how Hattrick. Now he can't fight for shit still can't. And Manson absolutely handled him. But that still is a fight, an assist, and a goal in the same game for the old roller coaster that we used to call ours for two plus years, Dean. Get it to win it.
Starting point is 01:06:14 You like, I think you like having him on your team. Defends your honor because Manson took a run of J.T. Miller in the end towards. And Zorov said, not of my watch, Bucco. Are we seeing a, uh, George Peros ringing, ring, ring, ring for that one. Because that was pretty bad. He's pinned to the wall and then he comes in and drills him right on the head. I like your use of Bucco.
Starting point is 01:06:36 I have not heard that for a very long time. I'm bringing it back. I think you need to. I think you get a Bucco hat or something. Maybe it's T-shirts. I'm with you on the Bucco. I'm in for Bucco. I got no problems with that.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Listen here, Bucco. Not on my watch, Bucco. Not while I'm around. Pull it down. Put it down. Thank you. Bucco. Oh, the.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Gordial Hattrick, of course, named after Mr. Hockey, Gordon Howe. One of the greats. We know he does not have many despite being named after him. He's had two. So Dean, who is the career all-time leader in Gordyhow Hattrick? He was in the building last night watching. Rick, talk. Bam!
Starting point is 01:07:18 Yeah, Rhett. And the other guy's, Benish, Ghan. That was my old Gordyhow right to your kisser, the old Gordial elbow. Bam! Love it. A trivia there. Most of us know it, but nonetheless, trivia. If you've got people new to hockey, you can try that out on them.
Starting point is 01:07:36 But why did they name it, the Gordy Howe Hattrick? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. What would they do? And you know what? That would be a cool. You would be really revered in your group. Say you're at the pub and guys like, hey, you see Zedora, I've got a Gordy Howe hat trick.
Starting point is 01:07:50 If you then chimed in said, hey, fellas, did you know that actually Gordy Howe only had two of those in his NHL career? And actually, it should be called a Rick Tocke hat trick because he had 18, and that's the most in NHL history. Right. And then you would ask. And then you would have to be the NHL's chief disciplinarian. He had 17.
Starting point is 01:08:11 That's right. And you'd ask that person to leave the table and go sit outside. Are we all Cliff Clavins now because of Google? You can be. And the thing is I don't know that guy. Right. I think our brains adapt very quickly. And so we just don't remember shit that now is a Google away.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Well, I would you remember it if you could just Google it in a second? Like, I'm not wasting any storage on what time it is and what day of the week it is. I can press the phone and there it is. Because you can throw it, you can just throw it in there as well. Actually, boom, the Pied Piper of Patipius. He was the mice, leading the mice out of the rat. Nadine, the March of Ides is really about Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar was murdered on the 15th of March.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Hamada. Oh, let's move. 80 assists for McDavid. He still good at hockey, huh? Very, very good. Here's your list of consecutive 80 assist seasons.
Starting point is 01:09:06 So someone did it three times in a row. Mario LeMille, that's very good. Bobby or three times in a row. McDavid's now done it twice. Or also has a two or a two seasons trick in there. Gretzky 13. Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Oh. What? For more than a decade. For more than a decade, he was an assist plus a game. They played 80 for some seasons in there. Like that is wild. And it'd be interesting while we're talking about Cliff Clavin, if you up that number,
Starting point is 01:09:32 most consecutive 90 plus assist, 100 assist. I mean, the list is one name. That's what we're getting to here. Kucherov is 280 plus assist seasons, but not consecutive if I don't see his name on the list there. So there's McDavid. He also did other things last night. What else did McDavid history make? It looks like, oh, look at that.
Starting point is 01:09:54 It's the first player with 30 points in a 10 game span at home since Mario. in the mid-90s. With this guy, you haven't won a cup? You haven't even been to the final with this guy? Get him a GM. Shut down Mario that year. Yeah, you did. Yeah, 95-96.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah. Semifinals. In Pittsburgh, Jack. Bucco. Shots fired, Bucco. We're going on to round two, Bucco. Conference final. Hey, Yager, cut your hair.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Bucko. I'm going to steal your bobbleheads in 20 years. 30 years, Bucco. I just, it's going to be a topic for all of June. T. Gingl Gingl, doing things. Here we go. Fingling will again. A gillah back inside the zone.
Starting point is 01:10:48 A pin up in a cheat check for Ginnla. It's got. A tremendous third period rally. And Colonna, they're firstly to the game at five to four. Well, Tizsia Gidlin hadn't in his own zone with stick handling. Look like he might just throw it up off the boards instead skates it out. Heads across the blue line. Nice little pass to Cheechick.
Starting point is 01:11:22 I wonder if his father likes that wiggie, wiggie, booboo bullshit. Well, I mean, the thing about Regan Bartel of all the broadcasters that do bath salts before the game, he's the best. So take it up with him. Slow down on the meth, Regan. Now, what I also. You go, wiggoo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Starting point is 01:11:39 I think you would appreciate, Rhett, because you would tell all your young defense, when the other team is entering the zone, make sure you're focused on the puck, and then everybody go to wherever it is. Don't worry about who's beside you. Well, let's watch it again. Go to the pop.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Everybody. Yeah, we've got to refer back to our early days in hockey where it's puck chase. We need to be puck focused. The swarm of bees. The guy without the puck will never hurt you. I don't even know if that is. Honestly, the guy is absolutely a legend, one of a kind.
Starting point is 01:12:24 He's doing the best Regan Bardell he can do. I love it. Go for it. Just do it. Do your thing, right? I'm not Jerome McGillah. I'm not going to phone you and bitch you out about calling my kid, Iggy, Wiggy, Woo. So now Teage is having a monster year.
Starting point is 01:12:40 A fantastic season. Teage is having a better draftier than his father did. What? Shut the front door. Trade him for New and Dyke. Hang on now. I think Newndyke does. Is Newindyke got a kid?
Starting point is 01:12:55 He's playing down the street here in Cinesh. We'll do the Iggy Wiggy Woo-Woo, the swan. You don't want to make that trade. Oh, I'm telling you, that's not the deal you want. That's not the deal you want. You want Iggy's kid. Our sources say that would be a poor trade. but we don't have
Starting point is 01:13:12 not yet not yet we'll see where the the flames end up drafting it's sort of more and more looking like they could land in the top 10 top 9 the question is will Teej be on the board then where is he projected to go because every time you refresh these rankings or they come up with updated rankings
Starting point is 01:13:29 he's higher than he was in the last one and it was like he's probably a second round or maybe he could sleep in the late first round boy he's looking like a middle of the first round he might be a pick in the teens and now there's even some suggestions that depending on who's there and how the rest of the season goes,
Starting point is 01:13:42 he can be a top 10 pick. What a draft season. So you're talking about Iggy Wiggy Woo-Woo. Jack, could you... Is that who it was? Iggy-wiggy. Is that the guy that's... You don't need to do it again.
Starting point is 01:13:54 It's fine. I mean, good if you want to. Tonight. Our buddy Sam Cosentino just put out his prospect list or the ranking for the draft. Tej's not in his top 10. Yeah, and that's kind of been the consensus
Starting point is 01:14:08 to this point. It's just that he keeps doing this. There you see it. Yeah. Now that, I believe that, because there's the Russian defense, you see them. Conroy must just be frothing at the mouth,
Starting point is 01:14:23 all these Russian defensemen. Geez, just beside him. We got to get into the top five so I could draft them all. The one, and I think it's Saleeb, isn't he like six, seven? He's just a monster. Buttery hands.
Starting point is 01:14:36 It's a six foot seven headman kind of thing. There's lots of D. We told you that. in the top 10. Look at the Calgary Hitman at 5. Don't know that he goes that high. There's been sort of a few hiccups the last month as the hitman have fallen out of a playoff spot.
Starting point is 01:14:49 Hickups. Yeah. Caden Lindstrom, Medicine Hat, Tiger. Sure. Just trade back. Get more picks, Dean. Trade back. Trade back.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Hey, gag, gai, gai, gaw, go, go, woo. Tonight's NHL Slate. Boy, there's a lot of non-flames games and even one game involving the flames, Dean. Soak it all up. We'll take a peek later when we get to our what's on the menu for DoorDash. To the dumb chapter of the Pinder Report. Can we just have some fun? It's been so sporty here.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Well, why don't we start with an old staple of the Pender Port, a ladder? I wonder what's going to happen. That's winter. You got a pail. Jack and Jill up the hill. I wonder if he'll fall down and break us around. Oh, no. What I want to do.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Just put the bucket down. Oh, fuck! This is the best possible. What happened, babe? What happened, babe? I'm okay. No, dude, you broke. I saw it.
Starting point is 01:16:01 No, I didn't break anything. I'm okay. God damn it, this is a second. I'm okay. What happened when... What are you? I'm not getting involved. I'm out of here.
Starting point is 01:16:13 He fell off the ladder, I think. He fell off the ladder, I think. That's correct, Inspector Cluso. He did. fall off the ladder. How did you do it? How did you piece it together? There's so much there. I'm calling 911. No, I'm okay. No, you broke something. I saw that. You broke something. Did you think maybe you'd come and hold the GD ladder? Or just kind of monitor how it was going to go? He fell off the ladder, I think. I think he fell off the ladder. I saw, really, down the street from where I
Starting point is 01:16:48 live a few years ago, I saw kids with a ladder out midwinter up on the roof. It was interesting. And he didn't stop and film for the Pinda Report. Now I don't. I missed my chance. How dare you?
Starting point is 01:17:03 You just start contributing to the content of this program. That's a bad one though. I mean... Oh. Falling from a story up isn't good. The fact that he's moving around is actually quite. I mean...
Starting point is 01:17:18 fortuitous. I mean, people thought they should have called 911. That's how bad it wasn't. Because I saw that, I saw that one on, on social media yesterday. It's like, man falls off the ladder. He was okay. Define okay. Like, not dead.
Starting point is 01:17:32 He's alive. Yeah, like he's breathing. Yeah. I don't think he's okay. What happened, babe? I think he fell off the ladder, I think. I'll tell you. Let's not jump to any conclusions here.
Starting point is 01:17:47 She must be good at some things, as what I'm guessing. She must be really great at a few things to have her hanging around. Like Sudoku? What are you talking about? Not holding a loud. She's a floutist. Hell of a gal. Dean's off tomorrow. So we're sending him into the weekend like this guy.
Starting point is 01:18:11 He is just ready to rock. Motherfuckers want me to fail. But guess what? It ain't happening. You know why? Because I got a motherfucking microwave on my head. I found an evidence, Dean. You found him.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Yes! I said to Ryan, I think it was earlier this week, have you seen the video of the guy he's on the motorbike? And he's riding around with a microwave on his head. And he's really good because he's like locking up the brakes and sliding and he never falls. He's very adept at it. He's winning at life, Dean. Like he's a big motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:18:53 I know you people want me to fall and I'm not going to. Back on, Mom. Come here. Rat was showing us the spring-like conditions in western New York. It looks gorgeous. And I know you and the shoveler, big, big thrill seekers, adrenaline junkies, love a good cliff jump, and they've been out. Mile high club.
Starting point is 01:19:12 In upstanding, not that high. Let's have a look. Oh, come on. Red. Are you all right? Did you go off the hill? Just wait. Because even if you're.
Starting point is 01:19:26 make it. It's shallow as hell. Yeah. You don't think it goes from beach to 20 feet deep, right? What an entry. Look at the technique. You know, no, he's, oh, God. Did you fall?
Starting point is 01:19:47 Well, the good news. What happened, bad? The shovel jumps next, right? I think he just off the cliff. The shoveler jumps next to save me, right? Shoveler had you back, healed up, and you were ready for your next adventure. this might have been the weekend before or after. I don't know. I didn't have them time coded.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Let's have a look. Five, four, three, two, one. Send it. Oh, fuck. Jesus. Are those just knees you hear snapping? Is that something else? It's flesh. One. Send it.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Oh, fuck. Just hear it. Well, good thing you counted him down. Well, that's what you got to do because you get fearful. When I was jumping off that bridge in South Africa, they were like, They kept you talking, kept you distracted. All of a sudden it was three, two, one, jump. And you go, oh, I guess he'll jump.
Starting point is 01:20:38 They say if you hesitate, you're screwed. Yeah, we got a picture of you on a different bridge coming up. But let's get to Bear, who I believe has been hoodwinking old boomcat for a while here. Oh, my dog. This is the time of year. There he is. Oh, buddy. Bear!
Starting point is 01:20:55 No. And if you've got two dogs, you should have, like, how many doses a day in the snow there? You were looking light in the backyard And I think we got to the bottom of the case. Now, you... Clean up's been easy this spring. Where are they hiding this shit? Literally.
Starting point is 01:21:10 And that's actually the neighbor's house. I trained him to do that. Lily. Jokes on him. Now, this is not a dog. I think someone was confused. They maybe thought it was a dog. Oh, is this guy lost?
Starting point is 01:21:26 He's missing his home? Come here, boy. Ow, mother. Fucker. Son of a bitch got me. No, that's not a dog. It's a dog. It's a wild.
Starting point is 01:21:40 How. God damn. God damn. I can't. This is a bit like the gator stuff. I'm not sure it's the coyotes. It's not. He got me.
Starting point is 01:21:53 I was just standing here. I was just innocently putting my hand out, waving him over. Come on, people. Be smarter. Be smarter. What's the upside if the coyote does? Like, you're going to pet this? Yes.
Starting point is 01:22:06 You just go to sniff? You bring that home so I can bite your wife? What are you doing? Well, you must be freezing cold out here. Come here, boy. Oh, here you are. Now what? Please.
Starting point is 01:22:15 See you later. No, Rhett was over at Razor's house. You know, they share the backyard fence, Dino. And I think... They share a lot, Ryan. In Mr. Razor's neighborhood, they've got a golf simulator. And here he is working on his game. Course is about to open.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Harry's 36.6 yards. 36.6 yards. One broken penis. now is that a slice or a hook that'd be a shank that is what we call a shake a little upright he's he kept his one eye on the ball jeez um rat and his buddies when they were traveling around the world got down to central america it looks like you were riding donkeys or a horse or something an old glue stick gets a little scared here
Starting point is 01:23:17 I get it dust of the animal. Hang on now. Ay, aye, aye. Oh. Oh. Well, Rhett, I hope you didn't shatter your pelvis when that horse slash donkey landed on you. Yeah, that's donkeyish, eh? That's a...
Starting point is 01:23:40 Yeah, that's pretty donkey. Oh. That's no, no good at all. Ah. Now, are we going down under now, or do we have one more thing before down under? I'm trying to remember where we're... I think we're going down under. Down under.
Starting point is 01:23:54 and look, it's a little weird at first dean, but the more videos we see, the more we understand the Aussie male, and the more time you spend in Australia, the more you turn into one. Case and point, this is, I believe, is a North American
Starting point is 01:24:04 that went and traveled to Australia. This is my voice one day in Australia. Hey, mate, this is my voice one week in Australia, no dramas. Hey, you go, your chick, you can't. This is my fucking voice one week in Australia. Oh, Johno, check out this fucking kind, hey?
Starting point is 01:24:19 What the fuck you do, you dog, you look like a shit come with that haircut, eh? You've got to get a bit of fade, mate if you want to pick up the shells mate all right best time ahead to the beach is oh well but don't forget to stop by the bottle or pick up a few baburinos you fucking boogin
Starting point is 01:24:31 alright yeah no yeah no worries no dramas mate yeah hey anybody that a sickie my mouth is fucking dry my like heaps of lollies out of oh god it happens fast that's in a week right how long were you there a month
Starting point is 01:24:46 wow potty mouth jeez they got crocodiles there sorry to now this guy we've met Tarzan Remember the guy that was pulling the logs
Starting point is 01:25:01 Out of the little swamp there the other day Yeah yeah He calmly guided the crock away He is a very famous Nature dude Not unlike Steve Irwin Got a family Super Hot wife
Starting point is 01:25:12 And all these crocodiles In the northern territory One of them is called tripod He's missing a leg He's got another one that's I think he's called Tarzan and they're going to feed the crocs here. It's the wet season, lots of water,
Starting point is 01:25:24 and he's trying to help these crocs heal from their injuries. Okay, you can see Tarzan here. He can smell that pig. Just up there, a couple of fresh pigs. Whoa, there he is. Okay. Hoy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Oh, whoa, whoa, geez, out. Oh, no. Uh-oh. All right, Tarzan's out. Tarzan's out. This is a problem. All right, man, what are we going to do now? All right, Tarzan has got out of the pan,
Starting point is 01:26:02 he can smell the pig, he's starving. All right, let's get him a feed and get him back in. I mean, it just doesn't stop. This guy's Instagram, I realized about 1,000 videos of him. He's like breeding puppies, but they're all like 2,000-pound dinosaurs that eat things. It's incredible. Let's go to the next one.
Starting point is 01:26:22 Did you have something there, rat? What about the wife? You mentioned the way? What happened, Ben? What the cat's talking? I get on the cave. Size of these things. Goodness.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Oh. The crocs, is that real? I don't know if they're trying to clear the pathway for boats or whatever, but the crocs right in there. Golf balls? What are we getting there?
Starting point is 01:26:54 What are we doing? I'm trying to get. Hellas. Look at this. Monster. Um, got a snake today. Just one, though, Dean.
Starting point is 01:27:04 Just one. Don't even know if it's that big. Not nearly as big as yes. This is not in your car. Oh, look out of the water. Cute little guy, hey? Aw. Oh, look, see?
Starting point is 01:27:24 You had to do that. Come on. I would not be happy. Oh, I wouldn't be in there to begin with. I was going to say, what are they doing? That water looks like poo water. Yeah. They're on.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Maybe they're bogans, right? It's the, just take it happen. It's decent. I don't know. He looks at it. control here. He's not too scared of the snake. That's a good start. And finally, I'm a little embarrassed, guys. Had a bit to drink. He made a few mistakes and ended up on camera. So this is me getting chased out of an establishment earlier this week.
Starting point is 01:28:06 I didn't do anything. Oh, you. Start going. Oh, geez. Oh, Ryan. You need to play a little defense there at some point. Well, I just needed a puff. I figured if I'm going down, not without a head rush. See, ordinarily, you can just kind of be fun love and party guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:34 And people just kind of leave you alone. Not all the time. Look at my jacket. How is that not fun? Yeah, very 80s night. Anyway, playing hurt, as we all do. The good ones, Rhett. That's your pinned report on a Thursday.
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Starting point is 01:29:05 They know what you do with this segment, right? What they're aware, yeah. Flames play tonight, Vegas is this Flames sign the guy now states. Craneros. People saying cunt. You got to change your algorithm some way.
Starting point is 01:29:21 I can't get a good look at Dean. Maybe we got a full screen here, Jack. I don't know. What do you think? No, we don't need a full screen. All right. Just a few more things. I actually had a,
Starting point is 01:29:44 I don't know how I knew that you would have crocodile videos, but I thought I'd take a stab at it and take, on the off chance, there might be a crock video in the Pinder report today. I saw this fact come up. If you are chased by a crocodile,
Starting point is 01:30:01 They are fast on their feet but cannot turn very well So if one is chasing you, run in zigzag lines All right, that's kind of what the bunny rabbits do. You notice that? They're like, hey, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Which I mean, yeah, I can see that.
Starting point is 01:30:15 The crocodiles are low to the ground. Hey, you can come get you, but probably it's the right turn, left turn. Good to know. Good to know. I feel like they're not really chasing people so much as people are taunting them
Starting point is 01:30:27 and putting their hands in their mouths. It's really more of the videos we're watching here. they're probably just laying there. They've just had a yummy gazelle or something. Mm-hmm. Oh, I had too much to eat. Oh, I am so packed.
Starting point is 01:30:42 I don't know if I'm going to be able to do much the rest of the day, but just lie here. Oh, my God. I'm sending to this guy's Instagram, the crocodile guy, this is, he's next level. He's Steve Irwin 2.0. It's unbelievable. Well, let's see what this guy over here is doing.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Let me see if I can stick my hand in his fucking mouth. I'm going to have to kill this son of a bitch now. I'm so full. I just, I just ate. All right, asshole. Come here. A couple of things. Retro, do you have a snuggy?
Starting point is 01:31:14 Oh, I don't, but I want one. Nightshirt. Well, Wendy's has something even better for you. Come on. It's not the snuggy. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. What are you talking about here?
Starting point is 01:31:33 The front door. Wendy's is, they want to, they want to hook, be one of the, you want to be one of the exclusive few to bring home a Nuggy? Look at this. The all white fleece interior. That looks cozy, dude. Hey, doesn't that look cozy? Yeah, but one if I'm hungry.
Starting point is 01:31:48 The redded exterior, as you would see on a, one of those delicious nuggets. You got the quick order QR code on the sleeves. You could go right, boop. Are you serious? And the, the cuda gras, the insulated pocket for, your six pack of nugs. Jeez. And that's on top of the bunny hug hole. You can put your hands under there.
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Starting point is 01:32:24 nuggy. Then grab a six piece of nuggets for just 349 to celebrate terms and conditions apply. Goodness. Now, did the shovel get to keep that? I see she's modeling the outfit. That's kind of her. Wendy knows what she's doing here.
Starting point is 01:32:39 This is brilliant. They are good. Lerino would definitely. That's perp for a bill's game, isn't it? I'm starving now. The Nuggy. I could do the bet we betts if you want, I suppose. Did I have anything else?
Starting point is 01:33:05 What else did I have there? The drop, the yogurt? Crocodile's straight. That's probably enough. That's probably enough pertinent and relevant sporting info for the day. show the Crocodiles Can't Run Straight and Wendy's is making merchandise. Well, we talk about this and this is just kind of coming in here and thanks to Jack for finding this.
Starting point is 01:33:26 We, the show is growing. We're getting more and more listeners that are downloading the podcast, more and more people are watching live. We're very fortunate. We thank you for that. Our numbers are on the climb and that is great and we do appreciate it. But the one other thing that will happen is if somebody word of mouth, maybe you turned it on leading up to the.
Starting point is 01:33:44 Tanev trade or the Hanifan trade or whatever the case is. And then I'm going to maybe need to start watch this show or get get to what, what this show is about. Here's Jerry. New to the show, what the fuck is this? I think he logged in right when we had the microwave guy on the motorcycle. Look at the photo. No.
Starting point is 01:34:06 Well, that's Jerry. It's Jay. Hey, Jerry. My boy, Jerry. What's up, Jerry? What's out of Jerry? Come boy, Jerry. Oh, boy, Jerry.
Starting point is 01:34:13 Oh, good, Jerry. Yeah. Back in a jab. To answer your question, we're not really sure. It's this. I'll say this. I'm at a point in my life where I talk about the power play. Or talk about Archie Comics and Kenny G. Slay and P.
Starting point is 01:34:34 And whatever else we talked about today, GTAs and GTOs and STDs, I know where I'm falling. It is what it is. 17 games left. It's not for everyone. folks. A lot of it. 17. 17. Really use a dirty hit and suspension conversation right about now. No, no, no, no.
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Starting point is 01:36:12 Hey, it's called big game hunting, Dean. Noah Haniffin back in town, you may not know this, but he is a former. flame. That's right. Who now plays for the Vegas Golden Knights anytime goal for Noah plus 400. We're going to hit it because Dean, I think you're crazy. It's a tradition. Because on my picks today, you'd never do that, right? I also have the Noah 50 times goal that plays plus 400. And I got Vegas winning by a goal and have they are feeling good. They erase that deficit in Seattle to come back and win, tie it with an empty net in the final minute, win an OT. Boys, you're feeling good. Flames,
Starting point is 01:36:46 a little shell shock, new decor, Vegas. minus one and a half that the puck line pays plus 150 you know you know what it is is we're sticklers for tradition well we just there's certain things right like matthew phillips had one goal in the nchill this season we all knew who that was going to be against yeah gawry flames yeah so there you go with betway you can get that free bet up to two hundred dollars if your first bet loses so you create the new account place your bet scan that QR code first on the on the screen and then redeem your bonus you place that bet you place that bet bet the bet loses. You get the refund of up to $200 to then use that money to bet on your favorite sports.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Offered only available outside of Ontario, bet the responsible way with Betway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, son. Boomer, can I ask you a quick question? We don't do questions. No questions on the show. Thanks for that. No, but. You can send, you can submit your question, which may be selected or not on the Great Clips inbox. Great clips inbox at flamesnation.ca. We get all the emails and then on the show tomorrow. We'll answer them correctly, incorrectly, vague responses, perhaps,
Starting point is 01:38:03 or just ignore them all together. Yeah, totally. Great clips. It's going to be great. Again, the email address, great clips inbox at flamesnation. Dot CA. Tomorrow. Boom, question for you.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Why don't you take question? I can't take that question right now. We're not taking questions. Sorry about that. Sorry. Tomorrow. Great clips and rocks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:30 12 games in the NHL tonight. I bet you that's where we're going for Nordash. That's a good news. We got some good races. Remember two years ago we had the, it was like, oh, all the teams in the East of Christmas, those are the teams. Huh? Not this year, friend.
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Starting point is 01:39:39 abode. How about him? How about him away? It was a big. Or was it Kenny G? Kenny P. Because I got high. That was not shaggy.
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Starting point is 01:41:07 Good show today, man. Always your favorite part. Not you doing what you do. He doesn't like it. You don't like the crocodiles? It's the other seas that you do. Oh, someone else said it eight times and I say it once.
Starting point is 01:41:27 out of here. It's a direct reflection of you, sir. Smart. Dean can talk about getting an STD and a GTO, but I can't say, see you next Tuesday. Is that what we're fine out here? See you next Tuesday. Jack, hit the to go. Are you in Australia? Hit the QR code. I need to go. Rett's got to go back to the can. A post show dumb. It's amazing. This is the show I want to do. I mean flames. What? I've got great news for you.
Starting point is 01:42:02 Next September we'll talk to. There's a lot of these left. Three year deal for the, how much action was Kenny G getting in the day? That's what people want to know, right? That was the three year deal. I was like three decades.
Starting point is 01:42:18 That guy slayed. All right, fellas. Appreciate your support, the sponsors. And Dean, good luck this weekend. Oh, yeah. Go out on top. If you're going to hang up those pads and quit at the one thing that you're good at, can't go out on top.
Starting point is 01:42:33 Yeah. We've got, we had to get costumes and hats. Oh, yeah. You're, can't we have that for that? Like, I want you to costume some days. I'm not wearing a costume. The girls are going to be wearing costumes or something. I guess that's what you do.
Starting point is 01:42:52 I don't know. Be supportive, Dean. Get a costume. Show up. Get a, get a, some sort of wind instrument. Yeah. What was that thing called that the keyboard in your mouth? A harpsichord?
Starting point is 01:43:08 Yeah. Melodica. Melodica. Melodica. Was it? Yeah. More of a floutist, to be quite honest. Well, then, go ahead. See you, buddies. See tomorrow.

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