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Hello and welcome to another exciting edition of Barnburner here on Flames Nation YouTube or wherever it is you're getting it.
However, it's getting into your eye sockets or your earholds.
Welcome to it.
I'm me, that's him and over on the other side.
It's that guy.
It's that guy.
Yeah.
Rhett, how are we feeling?
A lot of thunder and lightning here this morning.
Epic.
That's all right.
It's a lot of heat you've had, eh?
A lot of heat. Now it's 90 degrees out and no humidity.
None, none, eh?
Dry heat out here on the East Coast.
Yeah, that's what they say.
That's the same of the Great Lakes.
That's the same of the Great Lakes. So dry.
Yeah, that's what they tend to say about that.
Also very steamy out here, very warm.
Yeah.
It's funny how, I guess you get one of those kind of those belts.
Heat waves.
They're just kind of along the whole country,
feeling it. This photo from
south of town, kind of west of Nantan.
This was early this morning. This is Dallas Flexthog
from Global.
She's. Friend of the family.
Somewhere near her family farm out there.
So that's a goose right there, Dino.
Yeah, that's June 17, 18.
So we're what, four or five days from the solstice, and this is happening?
Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
Sweet.
That's a lot of snow.
It is, yeah.
That's not nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Yeah, we, we'll get to it in the PIN report.
Actually, we could even use it now.
But yesterday, we were,
had the second coldest wind chill in Calgary's recorded history for the 17th of June,
reaching below zero with the wind chill, right?
At the airport.
A wind chill, a wind chill warning.
Wind chill in June.
Not the humidX, but the bleeping wind chill.
Look at this S.
Minus point four.
Wow.
Winchilius June 17th and 70 years.
Yeah.
Silver metal.
I'm done.
Good work, everyone.
I guess I'll just stay inside.
Stay warm.
Throw another log on the fire.
Look at that.
There you go.
That's happened before then.
Yeah.
It has happened before.
Right.
Nothing to get too long.
I would say it's, yeah, it's something to be, wow, this is brutal.
Look at second place.
I would just, instead of that, I would look at it and go,
why is this happening all the time?
I guess this is not that abnormal.
Yeah, you know.
It's Calgary.
You can see snow in every month as crazy as that makes out.
We're so close to the mountains.
Yeah.
You know, it's the,
it's the mountains being right out there.
There was a big whack of fresh snow out there too.
I tell you, there was a lot of rain on Saturday.
Sure.
All these, all the people on Brag Creek are,
they're bragging about how much snow they're getting.
That's what they're doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess that's where it comes from.
I guess that's probably where it comes from.
Uh, let's get into it.
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Well, will there be a game six.
We will know later tonight.
Tell you tomorrow on the show.
Yeah, so be here tomorrow for that.
And that wraps our hockey talk today.
That'll do it.
See you tomorrow, buddy.
I don't know. In Florida, they had, you know, in the playoffs, they'll give out a little t-shirts or they put something draping on the back of the chairs.
And I think in Edmonton, they had the little sassy, sassy things, a little glittery things to wave around the air.
This is what's on the seats in Florida tonight.
All six of us.
It's not a number they want to see, is it?
Do we know what I mean? So is it?
Are they saying that they're the six, there's five and then that.
He's bad.
He's the six.
I was going to say there's already six.
So is this in the locker room, Dean, where there's going to be six guys on the eye.
So all the players in the locker room got this towel.
That's what you're saying.
I think it's, well, I think it's in the stands, yeah.
Oh, no.
For the, for the patrons.
So I don't know, maybe that's a, you know, maybe that's a bad omen.
You're putting out six, like six.
Six in the universe.
You're throwing it right out.
You're putting it, that's right.
You're putting it in the universe.
You're manifesting six.
You like six?
However, I could say this.
Karma comes in mysterious and strange ways.
Reached out to somebody to be on the show today.
Just say, hey, why don't you? Come on.
Not granted permission by the team that he works for to come on the show.
Abunas.
That's not what he wants to do heading into this game.
I don't know, little Barnburner karma.
Marma.
I never know.
Hope it doesn't come back to bite them in the heiney tonight.
It does seem weird to me that your employer would control whether
you made a guest appearance on something that's
nothing. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Whatever. You know, whatever.
Rhett, tell me about your thoughts.
I think the Panthers are going to put it away
and it's going to be a hell of a party in South Beach tonight.
Oh, wow. And if we had
our druthers, is it druthers?
Or if we're on top of things, we should be there.
We should be set up at a pub on the beach in South Beach
awaiting the arrival of the Stanley Cup.
Yeah.
I don't need to go to the game
because then there'll be traffic and all that.
Traffic's no good there.
No good.
I want to get to the bar first,
get a good spot,
let it come to me.
We should just do the show at the elbow room
where we just say we're going to be there,
watch the elbow room cameras,
and that's the show today.
I'm happy with elbow room.
Yeah.
And then when a couple go to South Beach.
You're not agreeing, Dean?
No, I would.
I think it's a great idea.
I don't know.
that we're the best at executing on stuff like that.
No, we're idea people, just ideas.
Yeah.
You know what?
And way too late.
You know what would have been a good thing, a good idea is if we would have been in
Miami today.
So, but here's the thing.
How would you do that?
Would you have like gone to the airport a month ago to buy a ticket?
Like, don't you just go to the airport and buy a ticket that day?
How would we have gotten ahead of this?
I'm two and a half hours.
I'm three and a half hours from being in Miami.
Yeah.
I know,
there's been some travel snuffoos for the, for the media, because it's a long way you've got,
you're in Edmonton, then you got to go all the way down to Fort Lauderdale.
This traveling stuff is, easy when you're on a charter, a little different when you're
having to do it yourself.
Well, if you had called the cultural capital and talked to the big cheeses up there,
maybe they could have chartered if we'd have said we were going.
Yeah, well, they wouldn't let one of their staff come on today, so I'm betting they're not going
to let us on the plane.
Wouldn't let one of their web people.
talk to us today.
So whatever.
From the network?
No, this is the team.
Yeah, no, I'm talking the network guys.
Those other skids that do what we do.
Yeah, I don't know.
They've already filled the plane.
They've got one.
All those guys have filled it.
There's no seats.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're very excited.
Although, they probably less excited down 3-1.
I'm more excited than down 3-0, though.
If it was 3-1 the other way, I think they would be making the track.
If there was a chance for the Oilers to clinch,
they'd probably be on that plane.
Yeah.
But they are dieharts.
They're all in.
They think this is the comeback of the ages and it's going to go well for them.
Now,
would there be one person and the Oilers Bandwagon up there from the Nation Network that would be deep down going,
oh,
where are we making this trip?
This is a waste of time.
No.
No.
It's not how they operate.
You're all homeless.
No.
No, it's all.
It's all around all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to do it.
We are going to do it.
Braddon Crosby at the deadline.
They're going to come back from 3-0.
We got this.
We got this.
Let's take a look at it.
What do we got?
It's a 3-1 series.
It's heading into sunrise tonight.
That's kind of where we're at.
We talked about it with Frank yesterday.
You go over the last however many periods,
it's been all Oilers.
You go eight periods prior.
It's all Panthers.
And you shake it on out.
And there's not a lot to separate, I guess.
Other than the
matters is the top long row.
The top row is the one that matters.
Ryan, your thoughts?
I have none.
We'll watch and see, man.
Great.
Power plays are not ideal.
My thoughts haven't changed since yesterday.
Hey?
That's got to be the low.
I wonder what the...
You're right.
That is a stunner, Rhett,
that no one's done anything on the power play.
It's gross.
Great PKK, though.
I guess.
So you have
No thoughts.
Well, I mean, we talked about this a pretty good length yesterday.
I mean, the Oilers played a very good game.
I don't know that the Panthers did.
And the Panthers are one went away and the Oilers need to win another three in a row.
Like it's guessing the outcomes of these has kind of been the fools errand, as you've alluded to many times.
There isn't really a thing like momentum that exists.
When you think you know what's about to happen, we typically don't, right?
I feel like anyone that's, if they feel like the wheels have fallen off of Bobrovsky,
I think that's probably not
the best course of action.
I think he'll probably be okay tonight.
And even if he's not, he's got three games to write the ship.
Yeah, they've got one more real good one.
Yeah.
That said, if the Oilers find a way tonight,
then it almost feels like there's going to be seven of these things.
Feels that way,
but the history actually disagrees entirely with that,
which is odd.
Teams down 3-0 that force against,
game six, lose it more often than they win it, which you wouldn't think is the case.
Again, to our momentum point, right?
And people are, with Frank said it yesterday and I think other people have brought up,
when the Oilers lost three times in the regular season, then they came back with these
long winning streets.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean shit.
They got Columbus tonight?
I think they could start a winning streak against them.
That's right.
It's very hard to win four games in a row.
Done.
Period.
Yeah.
Very hard to win four games in a row.
And then if you want to stack a point.
on that, oh, you're against the
second best team if you think you're the best?
Yeah, 52, 53 wins.
So is Canada going to beat the USA
force, like, four straight?
Yeah.
Right?
Like, it's just bounces, penalties,
that power play we talked about.
Edmonton might have,
my, Edmond might go four for four on the power play tonight.
It doesn't mean shit if in game six,
they can't score it.
Yeah.
And then the Panthers go four for four.
Or you could outplay them and just hit a bunch of posts like you did in
game one and lose. I mean, it's, you need everything to go right here. And people don't want to
talk about it. Three more. You need luck to win games. When it's two very good teams, you don't just go
out, do your business and win. Like, there's going to be some bounces. There's going to be
some shitty calls. There's going to be a, oh man, like, how did they say that went over the glass
clean that clearly clipped the stick, but they missed it and we can't review it. Like, we'll see where
things go. What about the goalies? Let's take a look. Obviously, prior to last game,
it's Sergei Bavrovsky Hall of Fame
Khan Smyth guy's been the backbone of this team
and then lets in 5 on 16 I believe
and now well now Connor McDavid's the Khan Smyth trophy
that's the story that's been trotted out the last couple of days
Skinner was good when he had to be
wasn't tested a ton
Yeah it's Skinner in game
3 and 4 had it a little bit easy
He made that really big save to keep it 2 to 2 or 2 to 1 for Edmont
give them credit on that one.
But Panthers go up 4-1 in game 3.
They're not pouring it on in the third.
They're sitting on a lead.
And Barovsky gives up two.
And then he gives up five the next game.
Well, sometimes you get in those games.
And it's just like, the rest of the team should take a little bit of responsibility.
I love you.
75 before those two went in in game three.
Like that could not have lasted.
No.
you were due for a bad bounce and sure enough the one goes in off mekela that would not have gone in
and bob's in great position unless it bounces off the arm of his defenseman the post and in
from behind yeah like it's just look there's a three game sample where bob superiorly outplayed
steward skinner like he was a plus four and a half goal saved above expected skinner was like
minus three those three game samples aren't everything but they're certainly more valuable than a one
game sample well go and go back over the rest of the play
That's just in this series.
He's had one shitburger in the last two months.
And was it a shit burger?
I don't even know.
You know what I mean?
Like there are other players on the ice.
Like you can hang a goalie out to dry.
You expect so much that, and I don't care.
I'm not willing to even waste hardly any breath debating it.
But is, were they dump?
Was it Mike Smith with Rasmus Anderson from the, right?
Like, Rasmus from the parking lot.
What are we talking about?
Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, there's, that's the entire bodywork over the playoffs.
Yeah. And to be fair, Skinner, despite some of the miscues of that second pair that they've had to fire into the sun and continually to tweak, hasn't faced a ton of quality.
They've actually protected their goalie pretty well. I don't think anyone's trying to suggest that Stuart Skinner has given the Oilers a goaltending edge in this series. We know what's Bobron.
It's part of the reason they're up 3-1.
He stole game one.
He's, you know, one of the best goalies in the game.
And we've talked a lot about it.
That is one of the stories of this Euler March has been their penalty kill and really how they've taken care of Skitter.
We've praised them more than we'd like about how well they've played and the poise they've had on the defensive side of the puck.
Defensive side of possession.
Yeah, I have, I'm not wowed at all by their bottom six.
Like I don't look at that group and say, wow, look at these young kids coming.
But what I do see is a very, like, it's a mix of veteran.
But there's a lot of guys that just are saying, look, we're not going to give you much
an offense, but we can defend and we can keep the puck at the right end.
We're not going to surrender chances.
Yeah.
I'll buy into this defending stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll back check, I guess.
I'll block some shots.
But the sooner Florida does this, the sooner we can stop talking about.
them you know what i mean yeah this this stanley cup final has dragged a lot of them do drag
the extra days in between don't help 3 o doesn't help the huge travel doesn't help the fact
that it's almost the solstice and the NBA's no done that doesn't help like this needs to be over
yeah um so seven because i was going to say and if if they if there's another two-day break
if it goes seven are we actually playing next week yes monday oh my god yeah yeah yeah
And again, I get why they do it, but it sucks.
It loses a lot of momentum.
It's fun of it's had to wait for this series three times already.
Are they doing it for the travel?
Yes.
I guess.
Anytime they travel, they had an extra day.
But when did that become important?
A while ago.
They're fucking scheduled during a regular season.
They're not overly concerned.
No, but you're not playing games 110 and 115 then or whatever.
These guys are at now when you include, you know, this, this March that started in late
September.
These guys are dinged up.
They're trying to give them time.
so the hockey's good.
But you just,
it saps the momentum of the series.
Yeah.
It does.
I'll see in a half week for the next part of this thing.
Oh,
I see in another half week.
That's what it feels like.
It might not be that,
but yeah,
I got a drag it.
Whatever.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say,
I'll get to fly home for a couple days and I'll be back for the next,
like,
that's literally what Frank did.
You talked to Frank yesterday.
He's like,
yeah,
I'm just going to go home for,
and then I'll just jet out later.
And like,
that's how big these gaps are here.
You can cross the continent and stop at home
for a day and then get back on the thing.
Game Sarah, Cup Friday.
Game seven would be Monday.
Bananas. Bananas.
And not night, but just annoying.
You know, Palmerese. I think we all kind of
like Palmaries, don't we? Kind of.
I mean, I don't know.
It almost feels like there's a touch of
like he's happy to
be.
You know how smart he is? Yeah, and look,
like he wasn't this charming guy in Winnipeg when things
weren't going well. That's more of my point.
Oh, it's easy to me.
loves them now.
You go sit in front of that media right now.
You know, no one said that in Winnipeg.
You said that in Winnipeg.
You're like, he's the longest 10 or he won anything.
I disagree.
I think maybe you just weren't he he's a thoughtful guy.
He's a well-spoken guy.
You go back to when he was in Toronto.
Maybe he's full of shit.
A lot of people that are well-spoken are full of shit.
It's just he's when he speaks, it doesn't make you, oh, this is, this is what
you always hear coach.
This is coach speak.
I like him, but I've heard rumors that it's not.
It's a little over the time.
See, I feel that way about Cooper, John Cooper.
I feel like it's a little disingenuous.
Oh, he's such a nice guy.
He's just such a nice guy.
He's just such a nice guy.
I don't feel it's one ever in his career, to be fair.
I don't give a shit.
I'm saying about who he is as a guy.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay, here's the problem.
Winning doesn't make you a good person.
Right.
We as fans
adore people that win and we put them on pedestals.
And then we come to find out they're actually dicks.
Mike Keenan wasn't nice to the Rangers.
Like, what?
Right?
Well, and even some of the players that give their heart and soul on the ice or on the field,
their chosen place of battle, they give it all out there that doesn't make him a good person.
Was it the last dance, the Jordan talk?
Like, one of the weird parts of that whole series is you realize, like, God, Jordan was hard on his teammates.
Like, he's actually quite a bit of risk.
Yeah, he's respected for being hard on his teammates.
Because he won everything.
But he was a rich to get there.
That's maybe even a good example.
There are people that are assholes and they win and we revere the, oh, they do it.
They're just selfish pricks.
And the winning feeds into it.
Yes.
Generally, you're a little more humble when you don't win, when you've been losing.
And that's just to look at the graphic for Maurice, he's been doing this since what, he was in his 20s or his like early 30s or whatever it is.
He's been coaching a long time and leads the list there of head coach's manager.
whatever you want to call it in the respective sports.
Most seasons before winning,
it's been 26 years behind a bench for Maurice without a championship.
The next is Dusty Baker, who won back in 2022.
And you can see it there, Larry Brown, Andy Reed.
They're just putting Maurice up there.
Okay, so these are all the guys that did win and win they won?
Because I got, I was, sorry, the reason.
Lindy Ruff has to be on that long list.
Yeah.
Didn't win.
Yeah, sure.
I'm betting he's somewhere.
there but those are the guys that finally did after a stretch yeah no and i look i think marissa's a
good coach i think he's really smart he i think he reads a lot of stuff he's not a normal nchel coach
i think he's a really really thoughtful open-minded guy like not a traditional hockey coach and
his past not traditional at all i just sometimes feel like he's got the gun loaded with his his zingers
before the thing starts like this is not the jopper winfrey show well little okay and part of that comes
I think about this joke for half an hour, whatever.
And part of that comes from being experienced
because he knows damn well what he's going to get asked.
There's not be a surprise.
And sometimes that's part of your job
is to deflect and take attention away from other shit, right?
Tis.
Definitely is.
You're a pretty good coach?
I think he's a good coach.
Yeah, I do.
I think he,
he was in Toronto.
Did you like him when he ditched your team?
He was kind of,
I think he was.
definitely right. I think he was the right move. Yeah. I think the road of a lot of guys.
They could have gotten the F out at that point. They'd be like, you lucky bastard.
It took a lot of balls. I mean, if that's another character that does that, you could say quit on the team.
I don't think people say that about Paul because I think he identified that they just weren't going to win with him.
Like he couldn't get them to a place he needed them to go. But other guys wouldn't be painted that way.
They'd say you quit on the team. If Keenan did that, you'd say, what a loser. He quit on his group.
And how many guys would, you're going to have to fire me so I continue to get paid.
right there's he walked away from 26 seasons let's average it out two million bucks a year i think he's just
financially yeah but you know what i'm saying there's nothing better than being a coach who's no
longer coaching and being paid to sit on a dock or something um meanwhile the oilers are pulling out all
it's all hands on whatever we can do what's the history how many winning streaks have we had after
this and that it comes back to oiler girls
where is she?
It's gone kind of quiet.
They're throwing out the signal, you know.
Get them out, lady.
We need everything.
We need both of them out for this game tonight.
And in fact, it was, well, who is this gal?
Do we know who she is?
This, this girl.
She broke her silence yesterday.
Eugler's girl.
Actually, my name's Kate,
but here we are.
So I've thought long and hard about what I wanted to say to everybody.
Anybody who knows me knows that I'm at one of my favorite places right now.
Come here to do some thinking, we'll call it.
But I just wanted to say, you can be the most perfect godly fucking person in the world.
You could save kittens from a river if they were drowning.
Someone's still going to hate you.
So you know what?
at the end of the day,
I got drunk and whipped my tits out at an Oilers game
and they went viral?
Fuck you if you don't like it.
Woo! Go Oilers.
Love it.
It's beautiful.
Touching.
Is she going to the game, or does she think this is the new magic?
No, hanging out under a bridge.
That's not going to help them there.
That's her favorite place.
It's her favorite place where she goes to do stuff, whatever that means.
Thank you.
Going to do some stuff under the bridge.
I like the FU.
That's right.
I know what up in business.
You could save some kittens from the river and some people are just not going to like you regardless.
I got drunk and whipped my tits out.
Go Oilers.
I'm the devil.
You couldn't have scripted it better because that's exactly what you thought that lady would say.
No, it's not because a lot of people would grovel and be like, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
It's not who I am.
I'm not that person.
I just made a mistake.
Bob.
I didn't make, you didn't make a mistake.
You're having a hell of the time and something happened and nobody.
Gitos and eight trullies.
You were gonged.
Yeah.
You told us.
You made your excuses.
You pulled your tits out.
Do what you got to do.
You're advocating for that type of behavior.
You'd be fine.
It's up to her.
It's not really up to us, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You weren't offended.
If I'm in the section of the sports stadium where this occurs, I'm not going to be upset.
I believe it to be illegal.
You're a good, but you know what, though, Ryan?
You're a good fan.
you go to soccer, basketball.
I mean, you're a sports fan.
Not everybody is as universal as maybe you are.
Oh, of course, but yeah, I mean, this isn't about sports.
This is about just like, did anything she do there hurt anyone else?
Then why do we care?
Let her be.
Thank you.
Good night, everyone.
Yeah, because that's, like, you hear that she's getting great offers for some things,
which is wonderful, but there would be.
What do you mean?
Is it a truck?
There would be other side of it where people would.
ripping into her calling her a loser.
Yeah.
Everyone says that about everything.
Hi, I'm Oilers Girl.
The score of Blizzard.
It's the blizzard of the month.
The dairy grower?
That she got an offer from that.
Is that what kind of offer she's been getting?
Rett, what else has she got going on?
I don't know.
Hey,
stay away from my RV.
I'm Oilers girl.
It's quite of a balanced breakfast.
She's like Hawkins cereal and TV, right?
What else is?
I wish she went all in on one of those websites and maximized her returns.
Why not?
Why not?
She hasn't.
Production time on those ads, those serial ads you're talking about.
Going to watch it tonight, though?
We got sit down and watch a little bit more.
I've got a serious issue here.
We got rained out last night in baseball after one inning.
Of course, they got to reschedule over tonight.
6 o'clock, first pitch.
I hear there might be rain.
tonight too though. Probably, but we got to go.
You can't get rained out until you're there and then they cancel it.
And then your kids are cold and wet and got to get in the car.
I'm talking about they can't cancel it.
If the field is soaked with puddles, you can't play.
Literally last night.
That's what happened to me.
Got to start it so you can cancel it.
What a bunch of morons.
Well, you could take the guy.
There are a lot of dumb people out there, aren't there?
These are the things that get me upset, Dean.
Stupidity.
Yeah.
Looks like light rain tonight.
All day.
Well, it might try.
are you a freaking
yeah
you did you went to college did you
idiots
you one of them
meteorologists are you
uh terror is not happy
there's a lot of talk on this chick
uh move on fellas
it's a game day i don't know what you want us to
what else are we going to talk about i think uh
we asked pender and me what our thoughts were
and our thoughts were well we've kind of discussed
this for yeah
Longberg might be in for
Stenland.
Shut up.
He's been,
he's in.
Yeah.
He'll run around like a chicken with a side cut off and
create some chaos.
Just don't take a penalty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Phones?
Maybe we should do phones.
Do you want to do phones?
I found something.
I don't want to take away from the Pinder report.
But at the same time, I don't want to submit stuff to the Pinder report because it's
the Pinder report.
Who am I to say?
But I know how hot it is in where you're at there in Buffalo or whatever.
Rob Ray's got the pool.
And I saw there was a bit of a mishap.
Is this Robin, Redd?
I saw this.
Yeah, Rob and Redd were hanging out because you were saying you got hammered outside by the pool.
And you had one of those inflatable, the floaty deals.
Yeah, the ring horse or whatever.
So here's, I think, I'm not sure it's this red or red or.
He's Rhett in the pool.
All right, all three.
When I tell you to pull out a little, pull out a little.
One, two, three.
Ah, shit.
I'm fucking hesitated.
I hesitated.
I hurt my arm.
I hurt my shoulder.
Oh, shit.
I hesitated and I slipped.
Did you?
He hesitated.
You know what?
It's Ogipoga.
That's what that is.
I hesitated.
I hesitated and I slipped.
Hesitated.
Ah, shit.
Gosh, shit.
I'm fucking hesitated.
Well, dude, I'll give him this.
I mean, that is a very high degree of difficulty.
It really is.
And he told, hey, when I'm going to, when I, and pull out, I didn't, the guy did not pull the Ogapogo out there.
He also didn't.
He said, I'm going to say to pull up, but then he didn't pull up.
Yeah.
Listen again.
Like, there's mixed messages here.
Yeah.
The last step.
It's a doozy.
So I just, the guys are having fun.
Enjoy the hot weather.
Make the best of a bad situation, retro.
Yeah, I'll raise his shoulders.
Okay.
How do you hurt your shoulder?
I watched that a couple times.
So where did he hurt his shoulder here?
I mean, is the inflatable?
Let's see.
Two, three.
Does he get bottom there?
You can't.
You can't.
You just got to go for it.
What was the hesitation about?
He's scared right.
That's a serious.
Like, that's a movie's about pull-off.
Yeah, that's parkour.
right there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He didn't count his steps.
One, two, three, oh, three, four.
Oh, damn it.
If he'd have said perfect, I'd have been like, yeah, you nailed it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And it's another one of those things.
So if we nailed it, what did it look like?
Just kind of doing a belly flop onto the thing.
That's what I mean.
Are you jumping to saddle up?
What are we doing?
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Uh, and this one's for Pinder, because I know that you are a big proponent all of a sudden.
I noticed that after.
finishing last in the fantasy football to now moving forward, only moving forward,
have a stiff and steep penalty for somebody who finishes last in fantasy football.
Oh, yes, love it.
This is, this was one that was online yesterday.
So a quick recap of what's happening here.
So I came in last place in fantasy football.
So I have to sit in a McDonald's for 24 hours unless I eat certain things that will cut down
on the amount of hours that I'm here.
Certain things are worth an hour.
Some are worth 25 minutes, 30 minutes, whatever it might be.
There's a whole spreadsheet that one of my friends who works in finance,
he put together.
It's very overly elaborate with a couple of loopholes that it was able to find.
The first order that I have, two big breakfasts, 17 hash browns.
So we've hit a wall for this because the hash browns, they're fused to the paper.
This is disgusting.
I'm pissed that my friend who created this spreadsheet, he put a limit that I can only eat 17 of the hash brown,
which is BS.
I want to say I've got like eight left, but these are really gross.
They're literally stuck to the paper.
My last McChicken and three more apple slices.
I knocked off 16 hours.
I've been here for eight.
I'm done.
I'm about to walk out of here.
I had 23.
No, wait, where do I get 23 from?
Two big breakfasts, 17 hash browns, four McChiccichens, and 23 apple slices.
That was what the 23 was from.
I'm going to go later.
down. I'm going to go drive home. I'm going to go lay down. Everyone enjoyed the rest of their
weekend. 17 hash browns. Two big breakfasts with the hot cakes. With the,
the, uh, the hot cakes and four McChicans. Rett's like, that sounds great. This is,
when does he get to the bushmen? When do we go? When do we go? And even still, that's eight hours
sitting in a, that's a full work shift at McDonald's having to try and continue to eat. Would you
get up and do some laps. You're seeing shift chains. You're meeting the staff as they roll through
the different day parts. Would you take something where maybe it kind of goes right through you?
So you can keep putting it in. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how that works.
It's not the place you want stuff going through you. I was going to say, that's kind of a home base kind of a deal.
It's a home field of starts going that. It's a home field of that starts going down.
Out of order sign on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what do you think, Ryan?
What's it going to be next year?
It has to be the moss pit.
And you're trying to twist things like we get to see who loses and then we pick their punishment.
That's not how the world works.
We always set the punishment before the season starts.
And we've been struggling and I've been tasking everyone to come up with good ideas.
And now I think we have one and you're trying to make me do it.
I'm not trying to make you do it.
Okay.
I think you should have to do it.
I think it's bullshit.
That's making me trying to make me do it.
If there's a game six,
I think we have to get you a Flames jersey and a ticket and send you up.
Now we don't even need a ticket.
Just go up there.
Participate.
You're from Alberta.
Just put on a Flames Grant Fierre jersey and get right in there or what?
Whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah.
Yeah, good, great.
So we are,
we aren't trying to make me go up there and do it.
I'm trying to clarify.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then, yeah, then yeah, I'm definitely, I think that's great.
Perfect. See you Friday.
Well, I mean, the cats tonight, man. Come on.
Yeah.
Come on cats.
We'll see.
It's your only saving grace. Are you willing to do it if they lose?
Absolutely not.
Oh, damn.
Because that's not the rules of the lake.
We are setting the new rules for next season at some point here at the draft probably.
Yeah.
That's a bad one because you got to travel.
Yeah.
You travel.
It's going to be.
some costs.
And talking to some of our oilers pals up there, like it is, even if you're an oilers fan,
it's a lot.
Here's the thing.
And it just popped into my head.
Yeah.
We want the last place thing to be a punishment.
That's right.
Yeah.
We might have some oiler honks in the draft.
They'll be more than happy to go and do it.
They got to wear a place.
I don't know of a single oil.
All it would take is one, right?
Yeah.
It's like, okay.
But you have to go in either the gear of the flame?
or the gear of the team they're playing. That's got to be the stipulation.
You can't be going in an oiler's gear to go party. That's not,
no, that's a punishment. That's not punishment.
But if you're an oiler fan, you don't care.
Okay, I'll put a. Yeah, but if you're getting punched
in the back of the head. I'm an oilist.
I'm an oilist. Sure you are, buddy.
Wham. Looks like it.
Nice jersey.
Looks like it.
It's jersey.
Yeah, yeah, because I know
what you're saying. But I almost feel like
there should be some wiggle room
for the, for what
punishment it would be, depending on who
finishes last. Well, guess what? Here's the problem. I'm open to suggestions, Dean.
You got a boomerocracy in certain parts of your life. It doesn't cross over into Pinders,
whatever you call it. Fantasy league. You can never make 13, 14 managers happy. That's,
that's what I've learned as, as the commissioner of the media hacks fantasy football league. Someone's
always irate. You can't give that much to third. What, you just celebrate losing?
Like people get really upset about simple things like cash break out.
You just have to understand that there's going to be three to six owners that think you're a moron, no matter how great anything.
I think you're a moron going in.
This is right.
So there's one on anything I mentioned.
There's already one owner against me.
That's right.
And then I'll be like, hey, guys, let's come up with an idea and it's crickets.
And then I have the idea is like, well, this is why this sucks.
We can't do this, you loser.
That's being commissioner of fantasy sports.
It is.
Yeah.
Comes the territory.
It's not your fault.
But you do take a big chunk of that money of the entry fees.
Go to the commissioner, right?
Isn't that how that goes?
I definitely break even before I pay my and then I lose.
So no, it's just like everyone else.
You pay the same amount and you win the same amount.
Yeah, it is the worst when you handle all the dough.
Oh, God.
Then it comes to.
And then like, hey, what's that $1,200?
Oh, shit, I'm going to have to pay that out.
It's long gone.
Long gone.
Line of credit.
shit. And then Red hasn't paid his dues for 18 months and you're like,
fax in the check.
Facts in the check.
All right.
Let's get to the Pinder report.
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Friends, let's go to Florida,
where Frank is dropping bomb.
Says a lot of the young Russian players
that haven't had a chance to play an international hockey
and come over competing.
against the rest of the world's best,
have had a chance to chat with some general managers,
including the Hawks general manager, Carl Davidson,
who will select second overall,
the Ducks GM Pat Verbeek, who picks third,
not to mention Craig Conroy,
whoop, whoop, ninth overall,
and soon to be 10th, obviously, too.
I love two picks there once they move Markstrom,
to chat with Ivan Demadov, Artim left Shunov,
and Zane Perrick and Moore.
Now, listen, they're not all Russians guys,
but some of these guys will be their first chance
to go to see in person face-to-face.
Rush has been in the penalty box for a bit here, Rhett.
What do you mean by watch?
Like, they're skating?
What do you?
I believe Dan Milstein's running a skate.
They're also doing some getting, guys are getting some FaceTime with prospective GMs.
I believe the one of the, one of the opinions was this Demadov taller than we thought he would be.
Really?
Even if it's listed up there?
Even if it's, I guess that was, these guys a little bit tall.
Or maybe he's grown a little bit since the last time they're measuring tape to him.
That measuring tape lied to us.
No, it was just six months ago and he's still growing.
It was a while ago and he's done some growing.
And apparently, his English was pretty good.
18, listed at 511.
So let's call him six feet.
And if it's a normal draft year and his last name's Smith and he played in the Western League, he probably goes one.
Special, special, special winger.
Rett was watching his tape.
And what league is that he plays in?
the second tier of the what was that one,
the Commodore was in,
way, I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyway, it's interesting to see what,
what happens. We just had out of the bag,
we recorded a two-hour draft primer last night.
Byron Bader from Hockey Prospecting.com.
Derek Newmire from McKean's hockey.
Ryan Pike and myself sat down and talked about
prospects last night and that will drop later this week.
If you are trying to get me for the draft on the 28th in Vegas, that's going to be
your one-stop shop.
We also working on a little mock draft that will fall between now and round one
Friday of the 28th.
Mocking.
Mock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right.
Canada's team, we got an update for you.
Nothing like a home game five.
That's how you do it, friends.
There it is.
If you got a 19 or a.
13.
That's what you wear it.
A little heat press.
Yeah, the moss pit.
And that's exactly,
you actually,
that is what you have to wear to the moss pit.
It's perfect.
Because theoretically,
it's right into the scar tissue of the year prior.
They might be playing LA in round one again,
and you're just there to rub it in.
That's beautiful.
If the Panthers defeat the Oilers,
that is the most defensive
jersey in Edmonton,
and the greatest troll job
of all time.
Who is this man and how many can you make us?
I saw that it lit up some Euler
fans in our group chat.
Oh yeah, no, this is perfect.
The oilish fans hate this.
What the hell is this?
The hell is this.
Canada's team.
You have to pay attention?
Canada's team.
Athy Cuckech played in London.
Connor McDavid played his junior in states.
That's right. Case closed.
Sash Markov, good Canadian boy.
Western Canada.
Dick with the program.
Ham Oilers fans.
Game five tonight, what do we got?
We got changes. We got changes. What are the changes?
Lawburg is in. The Lamborghini,
who is an absolute pain in the ass when he's in.
He and Nick Cousins haven't been used a lot in the postseason,
but they were more central cogs in the regular season
and were part of this, what a bunch of assholes identity
that the Panthers seem to have amongst others.
Don't get too wound up, Lomburg.
Seriously, you don't need a bad penalty early.
what can you bring to the game Ryan?
Well, energy and speed.
Got a full gas tank.
So I'm excited to let some of it go there.
Don't take penalties.
Ryan, so you're right to let go some gas?
It's a refried beans.
That's a problem.
Math Kachak had this to say yesterday as well.
Look, they're close, boys.
They're very close.
They says, we're one win away from achieving our dreams, blah, blah, blah.
We got a chance to go capture the biggest goal of our life.
tonight. We're going to go do that. Is that a guarantee? Is that a Messier game six
and a Florida game five?
Sure. Sure. Yeah.
That could check guarantee.
Meanwhile, Oilers fans, this has been tough on them that no one saw those three losses in a
row coming. This is from Reddit, leaving my wife of three years because she doesn't think
the Oilers can come back. I read it's a safe space, right, where you can talk about your problems.
I just can't believe this. The Oilers have been the best team.
in the NHL all playoffs.
No one can even come close to the level of play.
McDavid and Drysaddle is supposed to be literally unstoppable,
and here we are struggling in the final round
against the Panthers.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And to top it all off, my wife of three years
doesn't even believe the Oilers can come back from this.
While I've had enough, I'm leaving her.
Feels like you're doing her a bit of a favor.
Might be.
She might be just fine.
She's at the bridge.
That's what she's doing.
She's got to get some close of steam off.
It has some fun.
It's where she goes yourself.
Yeah.
NHL news, a bunch of it.
The Caroline Hurricanes officially named Eric Tulski,
their general manager,
Don Waddell left,
probably because the owner's cheap
and he ended up going to Columbus.
And longtime AGM,
Eric Tulski, now the GM.
Congrats, Eric.
Well, sure, Eric, but like, really,
what are your credentials?
How do we really know that you're good to be
the GM in the NHL?
Where did you play?
The Philadelphia native holds a BAA
in chemistry and physics from Harvard and a PhD in chemistry from the University of California, Berkeley.
He also conducted a two-year postdoctoral study at the Naval Research Laboratory in Washington, D.C.
Toski previously worked in the high-tech industry for 12 years, managing teams of researchers focusing on nanotechnology to solve problems in DNA sequencing,
solar energy displays and energy storage, and he currently holds 27 U.S. patents.
Only 27.
Gretzky's got more records than that, Eric.
Almost impressive.
30, Eric.
Holy.
But Rett's always like, yeah, we could do this.
It's not that hard.
It's like, I think it's probably pretty hard.
This guy's overqualified.
That's all it is.
It's not hard.
He's overqualified.
He's just padded his resume.
What's his people skills?
He's apparently managed groups of people very well.
I don't know.
We'll have to find out here.
I'm sure we could get him on.
What about his, you know, cleanliness?
Is he a bit of a, is he a,
Is he a bit of a pig?
I think he washes his hair almost enough.
I mean, I think it's probably...
Okay, wait now.
I'm an idea, guy.
Okay.
He clearly has ideas.
Yeah.
What is I?
Yeah, I sort of, as soon as I saw Tulski hired,
I thought that's basically a kind of rat.
Stub that Telsky wasn't around or he'd get the job.
Yeah.
He filed for some patents.
I've effed up the paperwork.
That's all.
Yeah, you forgot to get enough signatures in your Merrill campaign.
Otherwise, you'd have that on your resume.
He doesn't have a mayoral,
marial stint anyway.
where does he?
I read.
See,
if you have all ideas,
you can do anything.
We told you,
Don,
but I went to Columbus.
It's done something already.
Hope you enjoyed your
almost full year
of a head coach,
Pascal Vincent,
you're fired.
The Blue Jackets have had
three coaches now
in 14 months.
Babs with that.
That's nitpicking.
Well,
it's actually true.
It's a little cherry picky,
but I know what you're
saying. Well, and it's not like Babs, the guy we hired him,
he literally was meeting with the players and that's why he got run.
Like they've had to deal with a lot of Babcock.
How many games? City coach. Zero.
There you. It is. That's all. It's a little cherry picky, but it, because it sounds better.
If you're going to say, hey, Columbus, how's it going in the coaching sphere the last
of the while? You don't leave Mike Babcock out of there. That's their greatest misstep, isn't it?
Well, I would just go that, hey, Columbus, how's your organization doing?
Yeah.
Not well.
Oh, because three coaches is just part of the recipe.
Interesting.
There were quite a few people, and again, it's online, so whatever.
But Aaron Portsline, people that were around the team, kind of felt bad for Vincent.
Tough spot to be put in under what it was.
Decent guy, decent coach, maybe not a head coach.
good luck at, you know, be back behind a bench in some assistant capacity.
I don't know.
He also was coaching to win the cup with a young team that was no good
and benching really good young players that would have been better served in the A
or actually getting ice time.
There was, I think he'd do it differently again.
Yeah, I mean, he's trying to stay in the NHL, right?
He's trying to, how do I stay by winning more games?
How do I win more games?
And he thought it was by playing.
veterans.
27 veteran wins and he's gone.
And of course, Brad Larson was listed there.
He's the new Flames system. Correct.
Okay.
Johnny Hockey, man, what's he going to do with a coaching change?
He's there to win.
He's going to be spinning.
There's the 10 coaches that he's played for.
Hartley-Gulletson, Peters, Ward, Huska.
That was the two games when Sutter had to get into the bubble and go through the protocols.
Sutter, Larson, Babcock, Vincent.
and whoever they hire in Columbus.
That's more impressive than the Columbus three coaching thing.
Yeah, that's 10 and 10 years, if you're Johnny Goddrow, by the way,
not 10 over 20 years.
And the husk is a little cherry picky because it's two games.
Again, factually correct, but yes, cherry picky.
It's a lot of coaches.
That cannot be.
The, I think Ryan Nugent Hopkins at nine,
that's in the neighborhood two.
I think Taylor Hall would have had about a thundercise.
thousand, but he's changed teams, five, six times.
So Johnny, coach, killer.
Who knew?
Come on, Johnny.
Just shit together.
And no, uh, will there be a Patrick Line Aid deal done there?
Will, uh, let's ask him, coach have a Patrick Lineate to work with?
I, I would think that after hearing Don Waddell's comments on it, no.
What's that guy worth nowadays?
Linae or Don Wadale?
Liner.
He's got another year at what, seven or eight or another two years?
It's not ideal.
Like, yeah, well, just trade them.
You're like, cool.
You need all the money?
Yeah, but if you do, that other team might,
there's got to be, what's the word I'm looking for?
He's an intriguing bylaw candidate,
but he's also kind of been away from the team with personally.
I just don't know where he's at.
I'm just saying that I don't even know what you can put in a personal trade,
but you know they say well who did we trade it out tanem if they win the cup we get an extra can you
say okay if he gets you 50 it goes from a second to a first i wonder if you can do it with a goal total
i know you can do it for rounds in the playoffs because yeah exactly that's what it means you'd think
that it's a good question because you used to be able to say and if he resigns we'll need another
first but you can't do that anymore which you know that if you could have done that because if you're
Columbus or your team that wants line A and you're like, wow, what am I getting?
I don't know.
Well, we'll eat half and he will take a third.
But if it gets your 50, it's a first.
Two more years, 8.7 million per.
He's 26.
Yeah, and people are saying, oh, he needs another fresh start.
Well, he really only had one.
He got to Columbus.
I think he was in two cities he didn't want to be in, but I also think he's got a shitty, lazy
ass attitude.
Yeah.
He's also in the NHLPA player assistant.
program. So there's like I think I think some of that can in the right and it doesn't necessarily we saw
what Dubois did. He went to L.A. L.A. is a great town as far as we know. Didn't really work there.
But I think that probably there's a situation that you can get a pretty good Patrick Line.
Maybe he's not going to be a 50, 60 goal guy like we thought after one or two years in the season,
in his career. He was, uh, he was electrifying. He should be 30 with that shot. Easy. Easy.
And then the question is, you know, given how distressed the asset is, it might be an incredibly cheap pickup in terms of what you have to pay to get it because it's just like, yeah, there's red flags all over here.
The guys in the in the bloody assistance program.
And it's maybe not a great comp because he is also in.
But like Val Natchewski, a first round draft pick that showed a lot of skill and ability.
and then things fell off.
And obviously he came back and proved to be a very good player,
but is now on the outs again.
But I do think that there's probably a scenario
with the right environment, coach, team,
that sort of thing where he can be a very good player again.
Might be hard to find that, though.
Ryan, back to you.
Keep moving.
Look at this young fella.
Talked about him just a little bit last night.
Get to know T. Jigginla.
Number nine.
in the North American skating rankings.
Okay.
Not a goalie, not from here.
Got it.
His 47 goals ranked sixth in the WHL this year,
and were third most by a Rockets player in 20 years.
Pretty good organization, right?
They've had some goals of goals.
That's some good demon, too.
Tied the Rockets record for goals in a playoff series of eight.
He did that in the opening round.
And did you know this, right?
Good little multi-sport athlete.
He played baseball competitively at the highest level in New England
until he was 15.
He's growing up, look at this.
Sad that the kids have to give up other sports.
He's not going to go, Dion Sanders,
play for the Mets in the summer and hockey in the winter for the flames.
Just sad.
Yeah.
These leagues just, they demand too much time from these athletes.
Those double digit million dollar contracts help take away some of the sting
of not being able to play baseball anymore, but he's a unique kid, right?
Because we're now seeing all of that, right?
like the combine's done and all that so it's all the packages are coming out in advance of the of the draft and you're hearing these interviews and these kids and he's he's a he's a cool kid right there's you can see his dad is in there he's very well spoken he's very confident he's a nice kid he's got that iginla oshucks nice kind of thing going it's going to be it's going to be a fun little run here over the next week and change because you're going to see even more of them and then yeah then what's going to happen you see if he's there at nine or not okay we'll keep moving
Cam Atkinson available.
No, I want a secondhand, Cam Atkinson.
Flyers continue to explore options for the veteran forward.
Sharks interested, but Atkinson, yeah,
I feel he's going to have to eat some money off that for sure.
It's a final year of his deal.
Buyout also an option, but then it's not done in a year.
You've got two more years of buying them out.
If you're not trading them, just keep them.
Now, why is this conversation?
Flyers got to be trying to find some cap space to do something here, huh?
No.
Okay.
I don't know, are there?
Is that the,
was Johnny,
could you a free agent?
I mean,
oh, you're connecting the dots?
Or what are you doing here?
Well,
I just think that you hear news like that.
I was like, well,
yeah,
what's the urgency here?
Oh, well,
free agencies in two weeks.
They probably want to spend some money.
Yeah.
5.875 on the last year of Atkinson's deal.
He's 35 years old.
Not just a young guy in Columbus anymore.
They've made some moves there, hey?
They have made some moves in Philadelphia over the years.
They've got huge decisions to come.
It's also the walk year for Travis Kineckney.
Yes.
And what?
Who is the torts not on the same page with?
Is it Keturier the captain?
Well,
Keturier for sure.
So like.
And he just,
I mean,
right?
He's got a million years left at almost eight.
And already 31 and the results aren't what they used to be.
Some interesting decisions to make there.
Yeah.
Connectney wants dull.
is the word out of Philly.
Like 10. I want 10.
10's the new 8.
I mean, that's kind of what the cap's done, right?
Yeah.
If you look at percentage of cap, 10 is, it's a big number,
but as a percentage is, yeah, it's kind of,
if he's good, I don't know him all.
That's kind of what it is, right?
I don't know if he is.
There's been a mixed bag results.
There's been some years where it's like,
what's going on here?
Another year's like, God, I'd love to have this guy.
So Lentholm has had mixed bag results.
would he back 30 goal years a career high 68 points this season this is connecting you're
talking about yeah 68 that's a really good year 31 and 33 goals yeah 68 points 70 goals he missed 20
games and still scored 30 yeah so he's like pay me like a 40 goal guy and and he's an S disturber
red he's he's in your face he's hard to play against he's no he plays like he makes you want to
who are you going to say
A panther.
A bit a kachuk in a.
Totally.
Hey?
Yeah.
You want to shake your fist out when you're playing.
Why you?
I ought to.
I ought to.
You.
That's what you end up doing.
Especially even the coach.
Because you can't really say anything.
You don't want to do anything.
You're just dirty, dirty dog you.
You're a terrible coach.
You've got to have composure.
Did you also see, I don't know if you have it here.
I know the other drags report from yesterday.
What do you got?
Because I got a note.
the St. Louis. If it's not that, then...
No, maybe pouring water on the
return to Calgary for one, Chris Tanov.
Oh, shit. There's only one guy that's
selling that story.
Apparently, the market, hot, hot, hot for Chris Tanov.
No. It can't be a market yet. You're not even allowed to talk.
If Dallas doesn't sign in which they're very
keen to do, could be red hot.
A lot of teams. I would think a lot of teams would like Chris Tanna. No question.
Salivating. Go get them, Craig.
Bidding warrior for the flames, potentially,
but to get him back.
Well, yeah, I think Dallas would love to have him, fellas.
No, no question.
The challenge is fitting him in, right?
Capwise, no?
Yeah.
Of course, they liked him.
Okay.
Elliot's, Brian.
Brian Elliott, we got a forever flame update.
Moose.
Moose.
There he is.
Look at that.
It was a pretty good flame,
but couldn't have ended worse.
It just was awful.
Although when I said he was a pretty good flame,
I think he actually got outplayed by Chad Johnson for like a calendar year.
You were all up in Chad Johnson.
Sign this guy.
He's the next starter.
He's got to get to lock him in.
We all take stabs of things.
Scott Darling.
Scott had an issue that had to be dealt with.
He also liked the fat goalie in Vegas.
What was his name?
Robin Leonard.
Yeah.
Lender.
It was very good.
And hated Flurry.
Washed up.
I don't know what washed up, but we were,
we knew that, you know,
Murray was the better netminder in Pittsburgh at the end.
No, he wasn't.
Okay.
Go look at the last Stanley Cup and see who played net.
They just,
Flurry won every game up until they put Murray in.
It was circumstantial,
and it was a terrible mistake on Pittsburgh's,
they would have won with Flurry,
and they could have won with Flurry, and they could have
traded fucking Murray for a bunch of young guys that would have helped their team and kept them good.
Instead, they pay to get flurry out of there.
Yeah,
they bribe.
It's pretty funny.
And then Vegas goes to the cup with them.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
Sorry, Ryan.
I feel like we're,
I feel like we're picking on you here.
Uh,
wouldn't have spent it.
Just understand you are.
Uh,
let's go to the Mets game where I'm a miri-band.
You're going to like this fellas.
Because when you think of Miraci bands and you look at,
yes.
The outfits.
now it's the Mets.
The first place my head goes is,
you know that song by Timmy Trumpet
that the closer used to come out to?
They got to be playing that, right?
This is,
Take Me Higher by Creed.
Banger.
Banger alert.
What the?
Jack, why are you afraid of the volume,
but song?
Be higher.
Pretty good.
As long as it goes, Ryan.
Blind man, see.
Some dude recorded it from his TV.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, that's one, Ryan.
Sorry, Jack.
Jack, sorry.
Ryan's terrible.
We got it.
Here's the thing.
Very cold in Calgary.
Pleasant weather to be a roofer in other parts of the world.
You can have shorts on, t-shirts, tarps off.
Just living the dream out in the sun.
You're not a true roofer unless you know how to do this.
Oh.
I bleeped up, bro.
I've had that feeling.
I know where he's at.
It's not good.
And you could hear the
of the skin
on the metal roofing.
Not ideal.
One more time with the audio.
Here we go.
This is a lot of
noises here.
Seems like, other than that,
seems like a very intelligent guy.
You can't do a roofer unless you know how to do this.
You can see the
head of the bolts on the top.
that's another one of those
I bet he's out there cheating on me right now
yeah
you're not a roofer unless you can do this
now
the shoveler and her pals they're
big influencers on the social media
so you know they're getting
all this highfalutant places
showcasing products just
getting the clicks and impressions
on the social mediums
so here's the shoveler out of
horseback looks like she's home right
Did you tell you she was coming back to tell her?
She flew back yesterday.
There you go.
And look at this.
It looks like they're hawking.
I'm not sure if it's like horseback rides or champagne,
but either way they're living the dream here.
No.
Ready?
One, two.
Oh, shit.
Who owns those horses?
Not the influencers, right?
Well, but that's my point is that the person that owns those horses,
put those people on top of those horses,
understood that they were going to pop a bottle of champagne
and should damn well know that those horses
are going to be asked.
I think it's either a guy
of a great sense of humor or
And indeed it did.
You pick them up at the bar and bring them back for noon.
You're going to need to sign this waiver.
You want to do what?
Okay, yeah, sure.
You're going to need to sign up here.
Great, can we get a camera on this?
Oh, you have lots. Your influencers, great.
And it wasn't just one.
It was both horses immediately.
Oh, fuck.
Blang.
Cliff jumping.
lots of it. I don't know
I've ever seen anything like this.
Yes.
Holy shit.
That's four revolutions by
my count, fellas.
That is an Olympic athlete.
And pretty good. I was going to say,
nailed the entry.
Three, four.
Very little splash.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
And apparently there's like 32 meters
or something. That is just so
puky high. That's unbelievable.
Is that a quorum?
Was that a water filled quarry?
It does kind of look. The walls look kind of like a quarry, right?
I'll give you that.
Fosho.
We go to, I think this is New York.
You know, you go to the big cities and they have the little rent-a-bike things.
Look at this guy.
He's got one in the subway.
What a goofball.
That is stunkle.
He was going to miss his drink.
How do you not die doing that?
That's amazing.
And then not launch into the other subway track or the wall or whatever is over there or a pillar.
anything.
Rhett was tree cutting with Rob Ray the other day?
It's way up there.
Revert your eyes if you're afraid of high.
I got worried when I see these tree cuttings
because you've seen a few in the Pender Report before.
Don't want that tree swinging around.
Are you good with a chainsaw?
Ryan?
For me?
Are you good with a chainsaw?
Not this high in the air.
Two feet on the ground with my chainsaw.
See ya.
Oh, that's way up there.
He's an expert.
He's a pro.
How do you charge,
Brett, you and Rob when you're doing that.
I do it for fun.
I do it.
I'm helping out.
That's like danger pit.
You can charge a lot.
You do it on telephone poles.
Just lop the top right off them.
Not even a car.
Then the police show up and the fun's over.
Buffalo.
This one's called Tri-
hard. There's a bit of show-offery going on here.
Now, you were talking about parkour, like, it's just a one-and-done.
You don't practice. I guess there are parkour training facilities, Red.
Look at this guy.
Those are for weak people.
All right, Spider-Man, put your shirt back on.
Settle down.
If that wasn't enough, then this guy goes out.
Her rep was doing bungee in South Africa, so he's got to go do that, too.
We've got some video of that.
Look at this.
They ask you your weight rat.
That he was 180.
220.
That's the one time you don't want to lock.
That's the one time you've got to be square about your weight.
Can't.
If you're Ivan Demadov,
tell me you wait 210 at the combine, that's fine.
But when you're jumping off a bridge,
spongy, you got to give him, I'm actually 185, sir.
Dean, not doing that.
That's the, what if that's the punishment?
for finish and last.
He's offing himself.
He's not doing that.
Yeah.
He'll do the jump.
Just no punchee.
No, thanks.
That's cannonball.
Let's get to some animals, Dean.
Oh, yeah.
This has got to be Danunda
or Rett's new property.
He's been scouting properties in Florida.
I'm in there.
I said, do you speak of my life way?
Touched by the music.
I'm thinking this is Australian, right?
Look at the size of this beast.
Excuse me, you're in my pool.
The kids want to go in the pool.
If you could just...
There's a heat wave. Could you...
It's really warm.
They've got their floaties ready.
This is my pool now.
I'm going to need you just...
Could you just...
Now, what you need is a dog to scare one of these off.
And I know what you're thinking. The dog's out of his element here.
Dogs, they scare bears all the time.
Dogs are fearless.
Here's a perfect example.
This is down in Florida.
The shark in the water right by the dock, right?
Dollars are getting excited.
And they go, watch down all, one of them is under.
What?
You get this, Robin!
Right, it's on the tail!
See a shark.
What a legend.
Oh, hey, the shark!
That a boy, Trigger.
Kid me.
I didn't know.
I didn't have the dog beating the shark underwater on my scorecard.
Big upset.
I think the shark probably could have.
If he's just,
yeah,
if he just kind of did a shoulder check there.
He's just like,
I never seen one of these before.
I'm getting out of here.
Yeah,
yeah.
I just,
I don't know what that is.
It probably could have ended differently.
Certainly.
Hence the underdog status.
Yeah.
Okay, two to go.
How come no Florida panther stuff?
Like the,
like an actual Florida panther.
Panther. Very hard to see. They're mysterious. They hide. They lurk.
Now, sometimes you get a new job and you're like, I got it. I got it. We're good. But there's some nuance to the job. First day on the job could be tough.
You'll burger a box factory here, right?
Dave.
Fake. Fake. Why don't you take lunch now and maybe still come back?
tough one Dave Dave new guy needs help seems a little obvious feels a little obvious yeah
is this camera just happened to be shooting at that time what do we got here is this too obvious
for you this is a guy clearly on a snowmobile I love this one I've watched it numerous
chisly monster huge look at that my god I should be sleeping right now I should be sleeping right
Now that is.
Imagine your machine.
Imagine your machine stalls out, Dean.
You're like,
what I do?
Should I got a new one?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I don't know what you don't run.
You can't run.
No.
You just have to kind of do a ring around the rosy with your friggin.
Bair yourself under the sled.
You're dead.
You can ring around whatever you want.
You hope the bear wants to play at that point.
Hey, bud.
Yeah.
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That was in the snow out by Nanton.
Is that by Nanton?
That was this morning.
It was at the Flexaw Grants there or whatever.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, on the ranch.
I've been ranching.
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
You've had the Vegemite, hey, Pinner?
It's a hit.
Yeah, we've kind of phased it out a bit,
but it used to be a staple every day at breakfast.
Yeah, I promised I'll make you them.
And the next time I get you in studio,
I can easily, we'll get a little toaster in here.
Done.
It's not great.
Oh, it's not.
It's not bad.
It's not.
I mean, you're...
right?
It's not great, is the statement.
I keep telling you, though.
It's not like you're just slapping it on bread here.
You've got to toast it just right,
butter, just a scant amount of
vegemite on there, and then you melt
aged cheddar over top of that, and it
is unbelievable.
But yeah, you just slap a little bit of
vegamite the wrong amount on a piece of bread.
It's going to suck.
Got to be done properly.
Show a little respect.
So, vegemite with cheese is unbelievable.
I destroy one right now.
Yeah, I'd love it.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, there's,
there's down under bar in Calgary.
Ooh.
And if there's not, what the,
it's going on in that city?
Is there one in Buffalo?
All the stars.
Every,
every,
every,
every,
every strip mall.
Bars are closed,
I think.
No ice.
No water.
How,
what is the update?
Fixed,
I heard.
It's not ideal.
Not?
Yeah,
the opposite of fixed,
at.
Yeah.
Finding more issues, yeah.
Yes, but okay.
So let's dig into that.
Is it odd that a government
employees might find more work to do
that might make them more money?
Stop the count.
Stop the count.
Stop looking.
It would kind of be the answer, I think, probably.
I feel like if we keep looking,
we're going to find some issues, then stop looking.
Yeah, maybe.
The answer is right there.
Yeah.
Look, fellas, we got to start building the saddle dome
when stampede's done.
Don't be letting this get you busy all summer.
But stampede's a go.
Stampede's a go retro.
Of course,
stampedes ago,
yeah.
Yeah.
Does there anyone else in the city that actually runs anything or stampede kind of
in control of all of it?
Yeah.
Here.
Yeah.
We are willing to sacrifice anything to keep stampede alive.
I think it's the law of Calgary.
There's no way the mayor or any of those idiots at City Hall have the power that
stampede people have.
Natchee.
Well,
what they say yesterday?
There's like hundreds of thousands of people that come into town.
But a lot of people leave town too.
Right.
Stampede's on.
So it,
it all kind of balances out.
I'm just thinking of every single hotel washroom.
Like, yeah, you're not sweaty and gross after stampeding.
You don't need to shower.
Yes, please.
It's all outdoor,
the porta poties.
It's fine.
It's not city water.
Anyway.
You know,
I love it.
I vote for stampede to run everything.
F,
the rest of them.
Things get done.
Do a better job.
Yeah.
How does Stampede operate every year?
Just open the gates and let her rip.
We're going to host
this event. It's going to run
seamlessly. Everyone's going to have a
hell of a time. And then we're going to shut down.
Well oiled machine.
You did that again?
Oh my goodness.
Seems like you might know how to do
things. Instead, we get idiots
downtown.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The people that build that Cowboys tent and then plop it back down and get it out of there.
And those are the people we need working on this case here.
Yes.
Are you saying there's some fat cats down at City Hall?
I think there's some.
No, I don't even if the fat cats, useless cats.
Vina Nova.
It is Calgary's lab grown diamond specials.
Justin knows how to get stuff done.
You all you want to, you need something special for that special person.
you got a budget, you got an idea in your mind, you got no idea in your mind,
you want something out of the display case, you want to do something custom,
have it built right from the ground up, do it yourself?
Vena Nova, that's how you do it.
Savings for lab-grown diamonds can be as much as 80% off.
I don't know if anyone, are they even doing it the other way anymore,
digging for this dumb stuff?
Like, what are we doing?
I think it's the people working on the pipe.
They're still digging them out.
So you can go and dig, get some shovels and go.
out there and dig, or we could in here in this, in this laboratory, make, make the,
the very same thing. It's actually probably in a lot of cases, better quality. But if you want to
get your shovels and stuff, you can do that. Same chemical composition and crystal structure
as a dirty, dirty diamond. Same hardness. Light refraction as a natural diamond, but the savings
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Maybe you want to pop the question.
Maybe it's a hell of a time.
Lots of gal is running around.
Everyone's excited.
Yeah.
Fall in love.
Right.
The other thing is those wedding photos, you get the beautiful snow covered
foothills in the summer.
People love to, the photos are amazing.
It's amazing.
Christine, snowy meadows.
The June.
The June snowstorm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Beautiful time of year.
Can't wait until you get here.
We really want to show you the place.
There would be people that had planned pictures outside at this time of year.
100%.
They're like, it's a really safe spot in the calendar.
We're three days from the longest day of the year for sun.
That's right.
Yeah.
What's a foot today.
Did you finish your read?
I think so.
Is there anything?
Did you guys want to say anything about Vien and over?
We're all in three.
Just trust Justin.
Maybe this feels overwhelming.
Just you're in good hands.
Those what he's doing.
Yeah, you don't need to hesitate.
No.
And if you're on the fence about lab, well, it's lacrow.
Do not be.
Do not.
Go and compare.
Go in and look.
Yeah.
Absolutely blown away.
Yeah.
Just do it.
Do it already.
How about that basketball game?
How about it?
I had, uh, the, was it Jason Tatum that we had in the, his post game?
or was it Chuck's buddy that we had him on the show the other day film brown we had one
they sent to jack it's a little long win but it's this was a group they said couldn't win and they
they had a tough run but they stuck together and figured it out it's kind of a you don't really
sees that in the NBA so it didn't work let's go trade some stars for other stars and find a new mix
they were dynamite yeah and yeah there's been some parallels it was three nothing lead for the
Celtics, 3-0-0 lead for the Panthers.
Oh, lose game four.
Lose game four.
Cachuck and Tatum, as you had said, they're retro.
Bodies, all kinds of photos out there
from when they were we lads.
Let's hope.
Now, you ask
about an Australian bar in Calgary.
There's Aussie rules, but that's the dueling
piano place. I don't know that that's
Australian. It's just a piano bar.
Are they trying to capitalize
just by?
I don't know what the deal is with the name.
I guarantee you, you walk.
in there, they don't have
Vegemite.
No, and they're not hanging a bunch of
blowing up kangaroos and flying flags.
They're not blowing kangaroos?
I got another idea.
Another idea.
We're just going to run with it.
Okay.
Imagine an Aussie power during stampede.
Oh, baby.
Are there a lot of Aussies here?
Tons.
Yeah, a lot of them will come to Banff.
There's lots of Aussies.
one's my landlord yeah if you went to australia and somebody had a canada bar
would you want to go to the canada bar would you want to be if i just got there probably
not if i've been there for months i'm like god damn it i just need some hockey on tv and some
people that i can talk i think it's for the people that aren't from australia i think it's for
us folk is it that will find the aussy world interesting so i want a bunch of
Aussie bartenders with their funny voices and slang.
And I want to go in there and drink with them.
What would that sound like, Ryan?
If you were sitting down to have a round of drinks and an Aussie waiter or waitress,
a server came up to take your order.
Oh, mate, what's your order?
I'll have a...
V.B.
All right.
VB.
What about you, fat boy?
I would love a Vigemite sandwich.
And apparently when there's cheese on it, it's unbelievable.
Yeah, we got an old chance.
We could get that five minute real quick.
You know, Ozzy Brad likes the vegamite?
We got to ask him.
I'm telling you, it's not, like, I'm not doing it because it sucks.
Like, it's a thing there.
Or is that like one of those things here?
She's digging in the cover looking for it.
Like, it's just, it's a cultural thing.
You guys are your, it's okay.
Do you eat putteen all the time?
Yeah, every meal.
Every day.
Yeah.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
We got some putteen in there.
Some smoked meat and, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
I'm going to try it, man.
Don't make any excuses.
Let's do it.
My treat.
Wasn't really super high on my bucket list of things I needed to do, but what is high?
Can I ask you that, though?
Yeah, what do you want to do, Dean?
Or you just live in your dream every day.
Lie down.
You know what?
This thing gets in the way.
This, this thing.
Really?
Yeah.
This thing gets in the way.
Of.
This is what I'm curious now.
Now you, now you threw the whole.
out there that I've bit.
Yeah, not doing this.
That's not doing something.
Doing something.
Yeah.
Would you, would you do?
Not what would you not do?
We know the things you won't do.
I'd like to go fishing.
Would you?
Or do you like the idea of going fishing?
So there's a river about how far from your house that you could fish on.
Yeah, I'm not, I've never fly fished.
But you can.
That's fishing.
I get it.
I'm a lake fisherman myself.
Yeah.
You don't have to fly a fish on a river, though.
That's a misconception.
Is it?
Oh, yeah, you're actually going to be way more successful with the.
Really, a traditional.
Firing a, what are you putting in there?
Just a little five of diamonds.
Like a spoon.
Lenny Thompson.
A little Len Thompson.
Little Len Thompson.
L.
L.
Yeah.
You can fish today if you want, Dando.
You get a fishing trip plant.
Not the nicest day for fishing today.
You'd have to put on a layer.
two. There would have been a lot. My old man sent me a video from the lake, northern Saskatchewan.
Father's Day would have been a huge, it's always a big, everyone goes fishing to their old man on Father's Day in northern Saskatchel.
It would have sucked. Yeah. Three degrees. Wind rain. Burr. Miserable.
There's a lot of outdoor activities that got put indoors on Sunday, Red.
Okay, back to you, Dean, though.
And there's, interestingly, there's others not to get to it.
There's some activities that are not happening because you can't flood the ice, you see, right now.
So, yeah, the wave pool is off the list, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a really wanted the wave pool, but a few things that have gone sideways.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what?
I'm sure we'll get our money back.
Right.
I just want to.
All those camps, those spring camps that you, you signed up for.
And then the last few weeks are kiboshed because they can't.
I'm sure.
Oh, yeah.
some places are doing a couple floods a day and others are just were closed yeah um so will the rinks
be closed for a while is that well it depends if they're city owned or if they're privately owned
that doesn't seem to make sense to me i know but it does does make sense to the city because
they're like we're at a pile of ass and if we no i get why the city would say we absolutely can't
but i'm surprised and i'm not pulling for one or the other i'm just surprised that i'm just surprised
that the city is not going, it's for the betterment of us all.
So they weren't afraid to do that in other circumstances.
Yeah.
And I think probably to your point, people are kind of done with the government telling what to do.
I would think they're highly done.
Looks like Kansas might be suing.
Yeah, it's, uh, there will be no, all ice sessions are, are canceled.
Actually, hang on.
Well, this rink and this rank are not Calgary.
So we're good to go.
Yeah.
I'd heard a couple were just doing, uh,
one flood a day and then dry scrapes?
I don't know. I mean, yeah.
It sucks on things don't work.
And also like let's try to help, but also like could we stop sucking and doing things
right? I don't know. It's a tough spot.
I know. Do we do things for?
This seems like we're going to drag this conversation.
I think we try, right? I think we all try.
I think though the last few years I think is really,
people are worn down.
I'm on trying to do the right thing.
Hey, be a good person. Do this.
this for the betterment of everybody.
And
I think that's kind of
people being guilted.
Starting to not feel so guilty
or just got to say, you know what?
Put the slip and slide out today. Screw it.
Yeah. Don't do that.
Yeah.
The eight degrees slip and slide.
Not making a statement. We always
slip and eight degrees. Dad, I'm so cool.
Nope. We're doing it.
No. We're showing everybody.
It's our goddamn freedom.
We can slip and slide when it's eight if we want.
Make Calgary great again.
I'll break in a water truck.
You don't call a police on me is my water.
Pay for this.
Shit.
Luckily we've had some rain though, red.
We can fill up all of our rain barrels.
Well, you don't have to worry about the grass.
That is a good.
Oh, can I slip this in?
Anyone know an AC person?
Do I need that?
The shoveler's there.
And one of my units seems to be.
on
on.
I'll tell you what.
It was actually ruined last summer and I put it off and now I've forgotten.
You don't live there.
Why bother?
I bet if she would just crack a window.
It would cool off in a real hurry.
I get that.
Because we had windows open in the house yesterday.
I'm telling you long.
I woke up to the Ozzy grandma and Aussie
better half with the fireplace on this point.
Yes.
It was cozy.
Interesting.
It was frigging.
see your breath cold like your breath
Buster was pumped.
Oh,
house coat and fire rather than sweatpants.
Got it.
Yeah.
Sitting over like, what the?
What are you guys doing in here?
Are you going to turn this fire on?
Poor busty.
I got one for you.
I'm at the coffee shop just up the block here.
Paper cup today.
Now, what am I supposed to be more guilty about them washing a cup
that wouldn't go in the garbage or that now this poor paper cup?
it's going to be disposed of when I could have used a reusable one.
How am I going to live with the guilt here?
That is a predicament.
It really is.
You know what it is?
It's a moral conundrum.
I have been twisted into a pretzel on this.
You really have been.
No matter what happens, I just, you won't be raped with guilt.
So how did you have you come to grips with it yet?
Well, luckily they weren't giving options.
They were just doing it.
So I kind of said, well, you know, would you like this?
paper cut back to reuse.
You just throw that out.
Oh, interesting.
Well, you know what, though?
It's because we can't have bags.
No.
If you go and buy some food or clothing or whatever it is, you got to carry it all out.
No, no bags, no water.
You know what we need is Stampede.
Just don't, we're on a beer.
We're done talking about water.
Let's get at it.
Let's let off some steam fells.
Again, Stampede.
The only ones that can get shit done.
It's the one thing we can.
know and trust and count on.
The F board walks in.
Just settle the F down.
We'll settle down.
We got it.
Yeah.
You'll be at the chucks drinking delicious cold beer.
Are they still going to be spraying
water on the track for those horses?
Probably, yeah.
Yeah, we will be.
They could bring in a few water trucks
that they own. Don't worry about that.
Is it potable water?
Or what kind of water are we going to be in?
I don't know.
We're very first.
fragile.
Yeah.
You can go fishing at my house,
Dane,
if you want to go fishing.
Does it stock?
What do you got there?
Oh,
yeah, lots of nice.
Probably friggin froze,
still froze over over.
Ice fishing?
I think what I'm getting at
is that you've got an auger.
This bullshit that you're going to go fishing.
You're not going fishing.
You can be fishing every day all week,
every day if you want to fish.
You don't want to fish.
You like the idea of you fishing.
You have no interest in actually going fishing.
Or you'd fish all the time.
You literally live in a great spot for a fisherman.
Real good fish.
it's like living on a golf course
I said yeah man I wish I could golf
I had a fishing boat you never board it
how long did you have it
long enough
you had about 12 hours
boy low kilometers
my years per usage
we're probably the same
olded for two years
oh
going to a remote
at Alberta Marine
I should buy a boat
yep you should
yeah
year later
uh twice
twice
there were some large windows
you could have used that boat Dean
like
you should have used that
Months.
Summers.
Cat park in the garage because the boat's in there.
The boat?
We do love buying shit, though, don't we?
Oh, yeah.
Isn't buying stuff fun?
Jeez.
And then the minute you buy it, you're like,
okay, I got that.
What else can I buy?
Now what is there?
Can I have to get something to pull this boat with?
Got to get a truck.
I don't know.
I had the nightmares the other day about when I had the big fancy boat,
the ski boat.
Yeah.
And the first day, it went clunking into the dock.
Oh, it's very hugely devalued.
Yeah.
But you did okay just because COVID saved you there, right?
Didn't it?
It was fine.
Still, it's not ideal.
Not ideal.
It's an expensive mistake.
So what are you doing with your truck that you got here?
Love that truck.
Great truck.
I bet you do.
Yeah, it's very nice.
It's a brand new truck.
It gets used more than I would expect, to be honest.
A lot of people seem to find.
find the need to use a track.
They find the keys,
find access to it, yeah.
You got one of those
Apple tracking little.
Yeah, yeah, weird.
Oh, geez, look at that.
That's a lot of miles.
I've only drove it for three weeks.
I'm on 2200 kilometers this month.
I wasn't even in town.
What's it doing at Baff?
I'm in Buffalo.
That's supposed to be in the garage.
Could you use it in Buffalo?
Would you love to have it there?
It'd be real good.
It'd be really nice to have that.
round every day, I bet.
You got a lot of trucks out there or no?
Plenty of trucks, lots of trucks.
Yeah.
What's the thing?
Like, I know Razor really fish in that.
Is there lots of lakes and that sort of thing there?
Tons.
Yeah.
Tons.
Well, you got the great lakes,
the Finger lakes,
the Chautauqua lakes and water everywhere.
It's a swamp, really.
If you want the truth,
it's an effing swamp.
Because Minnesota's always braggy about all their lakes,
eh?
10,000, apparently.
Yeah.
Thousands and thousands of lakes, lots of fish and all that, didn't know if it was the same there.
Feels like it would be.
Yeah.
How often do you go fishing?
Not enough.
No.
Razor was going with Lindy rough this morning.
Jim Hanley.
But then it was lightning and thunder, so I don't think they went.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
What are we fishing for out there?
Everything.
Salmon.
Which are trout.
Muskie?
Moskey.
You could fish for everything.
Sunfish?
Bass.
Pike, picker, everything.
Nice.
Well, so, yeah, I'm drawn to blank.
What, what would you, what, like, bucket list or what do you want to, like, what, what would be?
What do you want to do?
You're talking about fishing?
No, just because it was like, what do you want to do?
What would you want to do?
If you weren't doing the show, what would you do?
No, no, no.
I'm drawn to blank.
You've twisted it.
You said there's lots you would do.
And we're kind of land, wait a minute.
What?
It'll be a lot of nothing.
You know, I,
I'd putter for sure.
I'd putter around.
You need to get out to the mountains.
That's good for you, buddy.
You need to get out there a little more.
I know when you used to be heading out there and that charges your batteries, brother.
Go.
Yeah.
Stand in the mountains.
Yeah, go get some day trip out to Gannascus or get into the Banff.
I do need to go out back to the old, the old stomping grounds in Manitoba coming up here in a bit.
Yeah, there is a concert.
Yeah, that's right.
Clint Black is in Strathmore this weekend.
Really?
Shut the front door.
Clint Black, killing time.
You love music.
You should go.
I do.
I do.
There's something you can do, Dean.
Strathmore this weekend.
I looked at it.
Yeah, I was looking at it.
What the hell was I just going to say?
Oh, because you go out there and you want to talk about puttering.
That's a puttering place.
Yeah.
What are we doing today?
Uh, could run some stuff to the dump.
I could do that.
You know, the, we were going to take some of those trees down.
Oh, there's some of those.
dead trees and branches in there.
We were going to get the old chainsaw, get Ryan on the, on the steel, get him in there
and lop some of those down.
And then we got to burn that stump because we took that tree down.
We're going to burn that sucker.
And what else?
Oh, you know, there's some other things.
Who, I better have a coffee and just think about it.
That's what I'll do.
I'll have a coffee and think about, geez, it's at noon already.
Hey, what are you doing for some lunch?
You want to go to the, I want to go to the motor.
in have some uh have a steak sandwich yeah yeah sure sure a cut it and gravy yeah some uh yeah
I finish this word search and then we can head out hot beef sandwich is it too already holy
you know I heard uh old Brian down at uh at the shop they got a new uh they got a they got a
they got a new lift in what's that they got a snap on truck was in town they got a hold but you slide
by have a coffee with Brian hey how we doing Brian oh yeah oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, oh, not too bad.
Not, you know, you know, if I was complaining,
no one to listen anyway, you know what I mean?
Yeah, and that's true.
Hardly working, working hard.
You know, why would you work hard now?
I'm a life's too short.
Now, let's see that.
Oh, she's a beaut, bud.
That's a beauty.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the old ball and chain's going to want me home for dinner probably pretty soon.
Maybe I'll stop by a grab him.
Grab a pack of club, club beer.
Maybe some lab lights.
Getting clubbed.
What's for dinner?
Oh, some sausage and parogis?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Oh, we're going to go out of sour cream.
I'll run back into town and grab some sour cream.
We need anything else.
No, all right, that's good.
Very tired.
Big day.
Throw that game on.
It's a big day.
Got the game's on tonight.
Get the rabbit ears going.
Shit, it's so.
Keep it down. Don Cherry's on.
And repeat.
Got a big day tomorrow. We might get at that stump.
Yeah, tomorrow we got to, you know,
been mean to get that stuff to the dump.
Oh, damn it. I've been meaning to get that.
That's what we're talking about.
And actually, right where, like,
10 minute drive,
that's where Drager spends his summers.
Really?
He's got a spot out there.
So I would, uh,
you know, I'd be, uh,
You should prank him.
Getting in on his,
checking out his beer fridge on a regular basis.
You should prank them.
Prank them?
Yeah, some sort of.
Good fall.
No, I think it will be pretty much a direct route
from the sphere in Vegas
because they'll be down there for the draft.
They stay for night one.
And then they're out of there.
And shortly after,
you got July 1 stuff.
I'm sure he'll be part of that.
Oh, yeah, a big show there for sure in the old desk.
And then he's holding down a lawn chair on a deck for two months.
How often, we should just go because we don't need to do this on live on there.
But how often do you think they're playing like word search or a solid crush?
Yeah, a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got a favorite game on your phone, Dean?
I was doing word.
It's a word searchy thing right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
What is it?
No, that's porn.
Word collect.
It's called.
right now.
That and I'm still doing the gin rummy.
Still doing enjoying the gin.
You don't feel bad about that.
You were just researching to see if that girl took up any of those offers.
She was going to.
It's soil or girl.
Yes.
Yeah.
Check every day.
See if it's there.
Yeah.
You know, it's bad though when you're on the old pH.
And then the wife's car pulls into the garage and then your Bluetooth
connects to the car.
No, don't like that.
Not ideal.
Well, I have some self-control.
I got a lot of time
in my hands.
Just do some puttering around.
I thought you were taking that stuff
to the dump today.
Oh, I got tied up, babe.
Yeah, it sounded like someone was getting tied up.
Turn your Bluetooth off, you idiot.
All right, let's do some Betway.
Our buddies are Betway.
They're taking care of you.
Tonight, game number five.
There'll be all kinds of bets,
all kinds of things.
Let's go.
Betway, join the action right there,
create a new account, scan the QR code
in the screen, redeem your bonus.
they'll get $200.
If your first bet loses, they'll put
basically credit. You're going to
get a credit up to $200 and there
no minimum amount required. Use that
money then to bet on your favorite sports offer
only available outside of Ontario.
Now, you're not getting $200. If you spend
put down a $20 bet and it loses, they're not giving you
$200. No, it's fired the $20.
So what that's going to be. Let's take a look at
Pender's bets of the day.
Want to make some money though? Let's see the Rat King
show up early tonight. First goal of the game for
Matthew Chuck. He's due.
1,000.
Wow.
And then starting at 1 o'clock, Portugal, Chequia.
Ronaldo scores goals. Portugal heavy favorites.
Scores first and they win plus 360.
Not shy today, taking some big cuts.
Open wide for some sucker.
That's right.
Aruglia.
Who do you like there?
Do you like Aruglia or Portugal?
This tournament will determine
What are the greatest nation
the history of maddenite is?
Mexico or Portugal.
There you go.
Those are the bets of the day.
Get the bet way out.
Bet the responsible way.
Yeah.
Our buddies are that way.
Only available outside
of Ontario.
Yeah.
It's a good chuck time, boys.
He hasn't done it yet.
Is it only Tuesday?
Ooh.
These games, man.
Thursday day off?
Wednesday day off.
Well, I was going,
Here's the thing.
Which got to do.
I may, I've been trying to line up some interviews and stuff.
Yeah.
And it turns out that this show is getting in the way of me doing some recording for shows that we would use so that we don't have to do shows.
What day is that a conflict?
Well, potentially Thursday.
Okay.
Well, why don't we do a Thursday without Dino?
Yeah, we can do a nice short show on Thursday because if my one that begs, win, we will have already decided.
disgusted on Wednesday.
And if the Panthers win, we'll just have to do some coverage of the parade, which will be easy.
Talk about drunk birds and Panthers fans showing their cans.
There'll be some nice visuals.
And let's be honest, people are sick of us by now.
Are these guys still on every day?
That's got to be what people are saying.
You know what it really is?
You can't really get excited about the draft and free.
There's still games.
Like, we need this to end so we can just switch.
the flames haven't been playing games for two months
and these jack and apes are still on their badger
in a way every single thing.
Oh, Andrew, magic, patty, there's some marks from that.
Good, God, oh, did you not get sick of it?
You need to see a chiropractor after we snapped your neck
yesterday when you looked at that Flames roster we put out.
Right? Yeah.
Oh.
That's some holes.
That was an Irma Gerd.
That's the high end part of the roster.
Yeah.
Those are the guys at the highest
level.
Yeah.
They're the walks to make the team.
So what are you doing here?
You put the fourth line at the top and the first line of the, oh, God.
It's also the strength of the squad once Markstrom's gone.
Yeah, so is this 12 guys fighting for those bottom three spots?
No, that's the roster.
Okay.
Jeez.
Good to know.
Good to know.
You're doing, Craig.
Yeah.
21 million in cast space before Markstrom trade.
careful now.
Yeah.
Do not waste them.
And don't spend it.
Like that's the other thing.
Careful.
That's what we're saying.
You got careful.
Cap space and you got all this.
The cap went up and you got all kinds of room.
Now whatever you do, don't do anything.
Six year deal, William Carey, five a year.
Why are we doing here?
Shit.
Hmm.
Well, maybe we'll talk after the thing and figure out what this.
Again, I don't know what.
I'm free.
So call me.
Yeah.
Call me maybe.
What do you got on today?
Uncle Mike's cooking beef ribs.
Nice.
I'm going to head over to Uncle Mike's.
Used to be a chef.
Get that football game on Go Portugal, Ronaldo.
I would like to watch that.
I actually, I'm just here.
Final question.
The shoveler being an awful driver,
just two flat tires.
Can only get their Canadian treads,
blah, blah, blah.
vehicle is at the point where maybe needs to be sold anyway.
Do I just dump it here and fly home or do they spend the money, put some new wheels on, and drive the bastard back?
Dean, it's the road trip you've always wanted.
You sell it there and he drives the Calgary truck out with you.
Get it wired for sound.
It's a bandit run you go here and drive back with me.
Yeah.
You go to a Bill's game and we get going.
Oh, and hockey season.
Meet me in Detroit?
Detroit?
Tell me more about this vehicle.
I mean,
are you going to,
are you donating it to like a clinic for kids or?
What are we talking about?
You got to get rid of it because it's got two flat tires?
No, no,
no, no, no.
The miles are getting up on it.
It's time for a new ride.
And we don't need the extended version anymore.
The big dope's going to have his license.
Like life,
it's just,
it's time for a new ride.
Yeah.
You can't decide whether to drive it back.
I can't drive it back with the wheels that's got on it now.
It'd be like Pinder, Strathmore.
Right.
I think you're going to need to repair the wheels either way.
If you want to sell it, who's buying that thing with,
so can I take it for a test drive?
No, the wheels are shot.
I'm not selling it privately.
I'll take it to my buddy, Murph and he'll.
Murph's got the tire thing.
He's going to make a lot of money putting two tires on that truck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Murph earned it.
Did he?
Murph bail you out of a jam a time or two?
Murph is solid.
I actually had somebody sent a message the other day.
I don't know.
I didn't pay that close of attention to it.
And I apologize because I probably should have.
Love those.
I love the message that was important.
And three days later, I'm like, oh, shit, I forgot about that.
This is not really one of those.
Well, I,
Pindor, you would have got this too.
Wish Rhett a happy 25th anniversary
of getting his legs broken.
Ask him what it sounds like.
The fight with Hatcher.
Love the pod.
Don't know what...
I didn't really understand that.
Context of that is because I think back in the day
we've already handed out the cup, we're very late in June.
It can't be the anniversary, can it?
No, I think it was.
So this was this Darien
with Dallas and you're in five?
Oh, boy.
the big D.
Because then it was Darien with the red wings in 2004,
but this was the first go around with him.
He really was a,
he's a monster.
A big galute.
Isn't that who Jerome fought in round two,
Darian?
Or is it Kevin?
Oh,
Darian.
There's large humans.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he broke,
boy.
You broke your leg.
Instantly.
Fell backwards?
I don't think there was a punch thrown.
That's how intimidating he is.
Yeah.
and really the best
I mean that's the what you do right
hey you coming I'm you you're gonna get it
let me get my hands on you
whoops daisy down we go okay perhaps you're in here
good
which uh was it a tib fib
would we uh
oh I got screws in the one
whichever one this is
free shout out of Detus yeah
almost got a nut shot there too
with the shorts hanging down
almost got a free peak right at the gonads
thanks for that
never again should have ended up want to see my father your socks i can get those out too
yeah sure do thanks time see you buddies
