Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Preseason Hockey, NFL Football & More | FN Barn Burner - September 22nd, 2025
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What do you laugh at that?
What?
You're just laughing.
I'm laughing because I'm ready to roll and I'm not taking no for an answer.
Where's the reads here?
Give me the starting sheet here.
Let's go.
Happy Monday, Ryan.
How was your weekend?
Do you know?
Lovel and well?
Great.
Great to hear it.
Barnard.
What?
Yep.
Keep going.
Oh, yeah.
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Do you know how to tough day yesterday?
Ryan had a tough day yesterday.
I absolutely crushed it.
There's no way Jack did well,
but I was awesome.
I did tell them about the Super Chants.
Props.
What?
Oh, and Super Chats.
You got the button there, Dino?
Hang out.
If you want to make a friendly donation,
we will take that money
and move it over to the good folks
at the Calgary Youth Center.
Ryan's got a running total going.
Yeah, nice number.
We'll present them with a check in a couple of weeks here.
Are you actually got suborganized?
Yeah, we did a little research on that.
Support the kids.
That place to go to hang out.
Chill out.
Relax.
Be a kid.
Get some support.
Yeah.
Whatever they need.
Healthy snack.
We play some basketball.
And the sport court in the backyard.
It was a big day in sports yesterday, Ryan.
Was it?
Lots of football.
What about our studio?
Oh, yeah.
The studio.
It's not on here, though.
Well, you got to.
Hopefully you got to remember.
You got to flip a page.
Oh.
It seems okay with this.
This is going to be good.
He's pumped.
I'm handing off a lot of things.
It's great.
well the cloud law dot com the mccloud law l lp studio bang in martin loop crushing it should see all the
people outside want to get in and listen to the show yep huge line mcclod law i might need them i was
melting off some guys doing the medicine hat this weekend that'll happen did uh big fat guy come
by your beer i didn't see the big fat guy but i was down in the hat and uh got a verbal jouster too
verbal.
For the eye poke.
All the good folks at McLeod Law, they'll take care of you.
Litigation.
What was the content that?
No,
I'm just making things up to brag about how good McLeod Law is,
it taking care of you, all your lawyerly needs.
Yeah, you have legal issues.
They're the people to talk to.
Is that what you call it?
Not lawyerly needs?
I like that, too.
When you need some lawyerly help,
they're the people to call.
Local, friendly, lawyerly people.
Good to pee around.
I'm looking for.
some lawyerly help please i'm yeah it seems like you might hear by the good fellows at barn burner
they said to come in and ask for some lawyerly assistance yeah yeah i'm just imagining i'm imagining
i'm imagining red at a pay phone in the medicine medicine hat rink with a bleeding nose like oh peter i need
some lawyerly help i had a verbal it's turning to a physical pay phone because it was with devon hanson
big devon hanson yeah the big galute and uh we were talking about when we were
young and youthful and playing both youthly yeah youth early play junior hockey and how you know
kids are dumb and they don't talk to their parents which is fine but back in the day when you
had to talk to your parents how did you do that or maybe it was mark day l said it was mark day out
i had to go to the pay phone yeah you were in the pay phone at the rink to make your call
hope you got some change yeah how much call and collect oh collects the move for sure you know change
and you could call anybody it's just they couldn't hear you
if you didn't put money in.
Right.
So it was like, hey, instead of, this is a pay phone.
This is a prank call hub.
Jack, you ever used a payful?
I don't think I ever have used to pay.
Oh, no.
Do they exist anymore?
I hope so.
There's not many.
It was one of the more like kind of sneaky, funny lines from, uh,
what was the friggin, uh, the movie with in Vegas where they get all the hangover.
The hangover movies.
Like, do you have a bank of pay phones?
Do you have a payphone bank?
No, okay.
I knew this wasn't actually
Caesar's Palace.
Well, here we are on a, yeah.
On a Monday.
On a Monday.
Rets on a roll here.
I don't know why you're jumping in.
I'm just kind of keeping,
just kind of trends, you know.
Most Ed is too sense.
Morgreifying.
No, I really, I don't, you know what?
I don't have a lot of sense to offer today.
Nothing out the tip of your time.
Not really?
You know what it is is I feel like people would be like,
finally there was Flames hockey.
so maybe these assholes will finally talk about hockey.
And I.
Not really.
Oh, you were taking into it.
I saw it.
Well, that's because I didn't.
I mean, sheesh.
It's like, okay, that's a bad turnover.
Well, you should have that.
Okay.
Well, that's weird.
These guys that aren't going to play in the NHL don't look like NHLers.
It's like, guys, as soon as there's games, we're going to give a shit.
And then there was two games last night.
It's like, guys, we're not giving a shit.
It's too many games.
I was watched Fail Army.
Yeah.
And I was thinking about watching the, uh, pre-season.
season game. Then my kids were laughing at
Fail Army. More entertaining, probably safe to say, than
week one preseason. A win-one, lose one
kind of night for the for the flames.
Observations.
There's lots of people that aren't going to be in this league that played
yesterday. Yeah. Congratulations. On both sides. Kids on getting
the game. Got your name on a jersey. Yeah. It is cool. It is
important. It's a step in the right direction. And there's
six more.
So you didn't pay up for Oilers Plus, the state media service to watch the game?
Held off.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Dang.
I was going to watch that.
That was the game I wanted to watch, but I just couldn't bring myself to.
It's like Kim John Un's channel where he tells you what's happening in North Korea.
I'm good.
Thanks.
You can miss my $9 this month.
Yeah, yeah.
How many oiler honks are doing that?
So many.
All.
Yeah.
Well, they get Leaves Plus from Connor Leaves?
That is the real question.
Has that been invented yet?
maybe that's what they're thinking up there is we better take everything i think they're trying
to maximize everything right now pull it all in well let's grab the bag well it's still available
it's one of those things i don't even like to talk about what because i know it's not going to
happen what old mcdood leaven but that cares what's the worst he stays oh well
it'd be great if it happened it is not going to happen it's the happiest hedge if you just
believe it's not going to happen think about how happy it'll be if it does happen yeah
I'm having a buddy on one of my, excuse me,
having a party on one of my buddy's lawns if it happens.
So it'll be really quick notice,
but I'm going to need you to show up with a lawn chair
and a couple flats of beer and we'll live stream the whole thing, Jack.
The preacher got in Saskatoon.
The preacher.
Yeah, yeah, from the roast.
Right.
I was talking to him on Friday and he goes,
yeah, my daughter got engaged.
So I'm like, we have a nice house,
beautiful backyard.
Why don't we just have the engagement party here?
That's great.
I'll grab some dogs, burgers.
what did he say it was a venue
they had tents and bartenders and uh it went from a 400 dollar affair and you
times it by 10 and yeah yeah that'll happen that will happen yeah no it's the greatest day of their
lives can happen that's just is that the engagement that's the engagement party i said well
what was i said that's it goes how i said well how much if it's
that.
Yeah.
What's the wedding going to?
Oh.
Yeah.
That's more than your first house and sense.
I know.
I know.
And I already bought.
I said,
why don't you save it and buy him a house?
Put it down payment on.
I already bought him a house.
Preacher's a good guy.
Preacher.
Preacher's going to preach.
Take care of the people.
Yeah.
So I feel for the people that want some flame,
we can talk about some stuff.
Put some highlights.
Can we play highlights?
I will say this.
Like Bobby Germany does a lot of
clips so he clipped a lot of the video from the flames game and perex dancing all over you can see
that the type of player he wants to be in the league like makes a lot of things look easy
most of them are in the old zone i can't see the type of player that william warner wanted to be
yesterday as well okay i mean really you can want and accomplish right they don't always end up being
the same correct is he resting on his laurels now that he's got a dog no he's got the osgood schlater
so i mean there's a lot of excuses built in and that's got the one is it's like
had the odd time.
Osgood Schlatters.
Don't make me show it again.
Where is he here?
Or is it just us?
He wasn't here.
I don't know anything about this.
Oh, you got to watch.
I thought you're talking about Chris Osgood first.
Oh, he's good.
This guy's been, you know, thing.
He's battling through it, man.
It's another tough weekend.
Oh, no.
Old guy, old guy news in old guy news.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now in gout.
Let's get to the latest.
Dean, back to you.
It's like, well, there's certain things.
Once you hit the big.
5-0, you got to this.
Now that you're, you got to do this and you got to do that.
And I told you, it's like, it just feels like everybody just wants to get a finger up there.
Right.
You know, that's what it comes.
Well, you know, you should save on foods.
What are we doing that?
This is not what I'm here for.
My barcode is not there.
I'm sorry.
Grabbing some vegetables.
Christ.
Apparently, you don't want shingles.
No, God, no.
Shingles are awful.
You know what shingles are?
Oh, hell, yeah.
No fun.
My ancient color guy in Penticton got them.
It looked like no fun for a long time.
I saw your ancient color guy when we were there.
Yeah.
That sounds borderline racist, but it's not.
It's your color commentator who's old in age.
Ancient refers to age and color commentator refers to his position of hockey.
That ancient color guy.
Because it's like, I guess it's kind of like chicken pox for adults, which can be very like measles, chicken.
It's like a thing.
So apparently you don't want that.
Apparently it just feels like your skin's on fire for like weeks, which is not ideal.
I'm thinking, right, Jack?
So you don't want it.
So you need to take shots in order to get it.
But just, you know, be prepared that the, you know, the vaccine or whatever for the shingles,
it could put you off kilter for a day or so.
Yeah.
On the shelf for a bit there, right?
Yeah.
Yesterday afternoon, right about the time where my Rams plus three and a half went in the shitter.
Oh, is that a bad beat?
So did my overall body wellness.
Oh, yeah.
Sweats?
Warm.
sore.
Yeah.
Akey.
Akey.
Is this contagious?
It's not contagious.
Contagible?
No.
Is that a word?
He's killing it on the lexicon today, isn't he?
It's not contagion.
I did look into it.
But you know what?
It is one of those things.
As soon as I start feeling something not quite right, it's like, okay, am I?
because I can't go in.
Oh, that's right.
Because he's going to freak out if I'm not 100%.
What's that called?
The thing where you're worried about getting sick all the time?
Kleptomaniac.
Not so he steals.
Pyrle?
No, it's fire.
Something like that.
So anyway, yeah, took the old, had that on, I guess, Saturday nights.
And then by yesterday, I was kind of in one.
So that was to avoid the other not feeling good.
Right.
We're going to feel shitty to.
Yeah, we're going to need you feel shitty for a bit so you to avoid being real shitty.
For weeks and months even.
Yeah.
That's good.
Right.
So anyway, that's, I mean, that was going on.
It's a futures deal.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
A little pain now.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
That's right.
Take a few first rounders.
That's like the Rasmus deal.
That's like us with the hockey.
We're not really good at it today, but.
Boy, just wait.
Yeah.
Just wait.
Just wait.
It's coming.
It is coming.
It is coming.
So yeah, that was my, uh, that was kind of my day.
So you missed the double header on the weekend then, the Calgary Sports Festival.
I did.
Oh.
Went very different.
It went very differently.
Stamps, we had a meeting around a little late.
Ended up getting in not 21 nothing already for the Lions.
Yeah.
I didn't hear the final score.
I just heard reference that somebody got snubbled.
Yeah, it was the stamps.
It was not their night.
It can't be Nashville every night, said the tragedy.
It was like record performance at McMats.
Oh, really?
All the wrong records.
Nathan, oh, he doesn't play for the staff.
Stamps quarterback, meanwhile, got hurt.
Oh, both.
Both.
So it'll be a storyline to follow this week.
You need a little adversity.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Oof.
Okay.
It's a lot to a little there.
So if you doubled.
you still
Dave's not going to be happy.
No, Dave,
good coaching opportunity, Dave.
Don't miss it.
Don't miss it, Dave.
Yeah.
I don't miss this opportunity to coach.
I don't think you will.
I think Dave's,
like,
I've been coaching for many years.
I don't know that I needed to be tested
with this type of adversity right now.
Right.
I probably could have.
Appreciate you.
You're going to have a captive audience this week,
I think, Dave.
Anyway, so yeah, tough.
A lops.
And we've not seen it often.
No.
Where the stampeters are.
are handled a considerable loss,
but that did happen on Friday.
And then on Saturday,
Cavalry FC at home,
and you were very excited.
How was the bus trip?
Well,
I was on to hear Jack's.
Jack and I gathered 2 p.m. at the Elfin Castle.
We actually get a little video if you want.
I don't know if they...
I'd love it.
You're in the end of that?
Yeah.
Because you're going to be, you know,
filled with jealousy,
thinking about you're sitting, sweating,
feeling like crap.
Yeah, Saturday was not yet at that point.
27 degrees, chance to crunch a playoff spot.
What have we got,
Okay, let's see.
Here we are, Cavs Valor, we're walking into Aco Field.
Clinch the playoffs today.
Let's go, you Cavs.
Fans still down here on the baddest rod.
You're starting to get an energy.
You can feel it.
It's a full house today.
There's going to be loads of fans here.
I'm joined by local media personality quiet end up.
Right.
You've had a very unique journey to the game today.
Tell us a little bit about how you got down to my home field for today's game.
We're here from the Barberler podcast.
We met at the Elephant Castle.
We've got a bus ride here.
We've got a bus full of Cavs fans that want to see the Cavs clinch a playoff spot today.
Big crowd.
Look at that.
Wolverg.
Where the fuck are you, man?
Here by the flags.
Take a look.
It's Bruce Meadows, man.
And the calves.
Three nil.
I said they'd win by two.
I was wrong.
Fat appreciation night, huge success.
Big thanks to the elephant and Castle,
Cavalry FC.
It's going to be a lot of good Saturday night.
Perfect day, 27.
Shut out, victory.
You're going to have a real rum nose when you get older.
I think so, yeah.
Dean calls it a whiskey nose, though.
Yeah, well, you know.
Potato, potato.
that's what it's going to be yeah
our favorite part was the
the guy behind I was like
where the bleep is boomer like hang on
we're going to get the camera up for that do that again thanks
buddy uh we found a bunch of
lugans that are coming to Nashville with us that went
on the past yeah yeah you are in store for a treat
dino that's the thing if if you were so inclined
and are so inclined to come to Nashville you're probably a certain
type of fella yeah or lady I guess but jack was very
excited to meet these fellows because he wasn't sure he's like I've been on one of these trips you
don't know like who's signing up and he's like oh this is going to be good so pinder ditched me for a while
but I was right at home with the boys yeah yeah yeah I'd go shake hands say hello to people you know
yeah they were looking forward to see you yeah very much so yeah that's good I had to go see some guys
you really do have a high James James who was on the show last week with the hanging in the dome
shirts he had a little area so I went over and said hi to him and I had three other families that
we got to the game thanks to our friends at Cardell Holmes.
I had extra seats.
Can you give these around?
Like, yeah, I can find home for this.
Very nice.
So went and said hi to everyone and then came back and Jack's got new best friends.
I've been supplanted.
Are they hot?
Nashville, he's not even going to hang with us.
He's just rolling with his new posse.
That's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's like when you leave, we'll put out some food at your hotel room.
So then whenever you need to eat or whatever, just go back.
Otherwise, you're on your own.
Just take care of yourself.
So, yeah, Calgary, big win, playoffs.
Damn stuff lost.
Yeah, flames with, I mean, what a weekend.
What did you do?
What did I do?
Oh, you know what I actually?
It didn't feel good.
Saturday, because yesterday I watched football and felt not good.
Saturday, I was at Viena Nova.
Oh.
You're doing it.
You made the track.
You're doing it.
Yeah, and not to say I got hoodwinked or anything, but we were out.
doing some running around.
Just like,
okay,
so market mall,
right,
for Vinova?
I'll just take a look
and see what right now
the quickest way is.
Oh,
I was thinking a nap,
maybe.
It's two o'clock.
It's about that time.
Jesus.
Saturday afternoon.
No,
okay.
If I'm old.
All right.
Well,
market mall.
Yeah,
we went up to,
uh,
to Vena Nova
because apparently
September 20th
is about the tipping point
for someone to want
their Christmas gift from 2024.
Yeah,
I've been noticing that pushback too.
It's a three months for old Dean,
three months prior to the next Christmas,
you have to present last Christmas present.
Yeah.
That gives us three days.
Yeah.
The first day of fall today, Jack.
Got it.
The good news is there's lots there to,
I mean, once the thing's bought and there's no more talk of that.
That's right.
It's kind of like a lot of things with procrastination.
You put things off.
It's like, uh,
it's kind of hanging over your head.
As soon as you kind of get that task done, it's behind you.
So it's dealt with and done.
It's almost dealt with.
Yeah.
We picked out more or less what it is.
after we she picked out more or less what she's after that's accurate now we're gonna really drill down and
get this thing bought and taken care of she'll be very happy yeah and you will too with your
nine month late christmas present yeah i got to turn around to do it all again here right away
plan of october november december i've got to get another one at three months jeez beanova
they are of course calgary's lab grown diamond specialist the and i've i don't know this is not
they're selling like we're dumb i'm dumb i think generally men we are dumb when it comes to jewelry
and that sort of thing which is why a vina nova's great because it's lab grown so you have
significant savings 70% 50% depending on the piece you're going to save so much compared to what
you're going to pay for an earth mine like that and then the people that work there they're so
smart they know what they're doing with jewelry and we don't because we're dummies yeah so could i
get a shiny rock, please?
And they know more about it than that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like they're experts.
I'd say that's fair.
E-rings, engagement rings, necklaces.
Do they have an engagement ring for the engagement party?
Because if not, that'd be a way for the preacher to save some dough.
Braclets, necklaces, a lab grown diamond, same chemical composition, crystal structure,
same hardness and light refraction as an earth-mine diamond.
50 to 70% less expensive.
The technology keeps getting better, making it more efficient, thus, more affordable.
market mall
Venanova
online venanova.com
so yeah she went to venanova.com kind of look I just want to see it
in person just kind of decide what
so she went in okay I'll try this
I'll try that okay yeah
I'm going to think about it then I got the text
this morning
here's what it is we're doing it boy
shuffle your lard ass over to market mall
at your earliest convenience
scoop it
it's not exactly what she said but I can
read in. I can tell what people are actually thinking.
That's right. Vena Nova.com.
It doesn't have to go that way. Yeah, it can be a lot more streamlined
and smooth than the way I've done it. You could
just buy a gift and give it to the person when they're supposed to receive it and
then success. What day's Christmas?
I can never remember. No, I know.
I think it's December, no. See, we have three kids and we can't remember one of the
birthdays. Yeah, I know. It's too many. Yeah, it's too many. Too many kids.
I didn't even eat anything good this weekend.
Can't even talk about food.
I asked my daughter yesterday,
like we could make some pizza or do something.
Can you make casserole?
I love casserole.
My daughter's like an odd request,
no?
50-year-old woman and a 14-year-old woman's bono.
Some Hungarian goulash,
she loves.
It's like there's meat and noodles and sauce and cheese.
Everything is just all right there.
It's stuff, yeah.
Thank you, dad.
Thanks for making casserole.
Does she hear?
No.
I think we've brought to this up before, but is it a word that she's accustomed to or is it a, I think she has.
Like I know you threw it out to her to that kind of as a.
And it's a real shock to the system when it does happen.
I don't say that.
When she hears no, it's like the ground shakes a little bit, but not often.
Daughters.
Yeah, not often.
Ryan, can we go full shot on, well, yeah, there we go.
What an inspiring photo that is.
Huh?
Well, hang in there.
You could be that.
It was just before you walked into the room, buddy.
Me?
Yep.
All right.
Ryan, what happens when you put shampoo in your hair?
My hair doesn't like it.
He says, this is, see, this is what happens when I put shampoo in my hair, which is kind of a weird comment because a lot of people do it every day.
Yeah.
And for most people, it works very nicely.
and for some people it's an utter disaster.
So how often does shampoo go in your hair?
Not every month.
Okay.
I'm with him.
Changing of seasons.
I'm with him.
Yeah.
At times a year.
Usually the solstice and the equinoxes.
Yeah.
So when did the shampoo go in?
I think it was Saturday, though.
Okay.
You know, it's fall.
First day.
Yeah.
So what does, do you get an allergic reaction?
Do you break out in hives or what's the end result?
Generally, it looks like,
well, I'll just show you.
Let's see what you got here.
It's a totally animal.
So kids.
Did you get it out?
Yeah.
Did you rinse or you're sure that you're going to put that back on?
Thanks, red.
You got to get it out too.
Did you condition?
I should condition.
That would help with the,
the obscene amount of volume.
You don't have time for that.
As the wives say.
Yeah.
You don't have time for that kind of nonsense.
Stupid hair.
So he's,
who was drunkest?
Or are we saving that?
I was just wanting to do shampoo.
Is that rare to not do it?
I don't do shampoo.
It's not good for you.
So what do you?
You're just.
Well, if you took your hat off and you could try to explain to me why you need shampoo.
Well, listen.
It's not neat to get to.
Well, I'm not trying to be.
I'm just.
I think people probably over shampoo.
It's over shampooing.
Is our hair so dirty?
Were you swimming in oil slicks?
I was actually swimming in the lake.
It's a little bit of still.
Okay.
I don't need to get into shampoo gate.
I just wasn't sure.
Big shampoo is going to come down on us.
Big shampoos watching closely.
Sorry,
Procter to get anybody.
A nice rinse is good.
Everyone's,
I just wasn't sure.
Some shampoo.
I wasn't sure.
It's a daily affair.
What do you think, Jack?
Jack, your shampooer?
You're an anti-shampite.
I'm kind of anti.
I'm like once a week.
Now,
is this laziness on a lot of our,
like,
for me,
100% is,
I can't be bothered with all this maintenance.
This maintenance work.
It can't be a daily thing.
It's too much.
Or if I'm using the shampoo, I'm not using soap.
Because you're right.
I, uh, what's going on?
I am definitely more follically challenged than you to.
And so to hear that you guys, maybe I have, I've been shampooing every day like a dummy.
Yeah.
I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
Just if I go and have a shower, I'm going to shampoo and.
use soap on my nether regions.
Right.
Well, that's important.
I'm not going to frown upon that.
That's a good habit.
Is that a daily deal?
Yeah, that's definitely daily.
Okay.
Okay, fair enough.
That makes it very.
I might throw out all our shampoo and see how that goes.
Yeah.
It'll be like Homer when you got the old hair tonic and just massive main all of a sudden.
Anyway.
Well, good.
All the important things.
I've got this one yet.
I've got another one.
Uh-oh.
I got some other things.
Yeah.
It's.
probably less sports related than the shampoo topic.
Even less directly connected to sports.
Yeah.
Impressive.
Let's come on.
Hockey, come on.
Talk hockey.
That's why people are here.
Gridden and egregious turnover.
Pizza man.
But it's looked good otherwise in Canada.
Cooley.
I got to be honest, because that's what I'm paid to be.
Don't be an ass.
Mr. Cooley.
Oh, Mr. Cooley.
Did he pull the Mike Smith?
Oh, God.
I hate when goalies do that.
Yeah, no, it's not your fault.
It's not endearing.
You're not supposed to stop the puck.
Shots fired.
I see someone's moved into the Uyger seats, and his name's Kuley.
Well, he won't last long if he has a shitty attitude like that.
They'll send him packing.
It was not long ago.
He was the jovial one.
Everyone fell in love with this guy.
His interviews and his post.
This guy's super funny.
He's kooky.
He's a guy.
I mean, this guy, and he's a great goalie, and then.
Then he stopped being a great goalie, and the cookies not as fun.
Now he's showing up teammates and stuff.
So it was a weird year he had last year because he was basically the best goalie in the American League until an injury, I think, around December January.
Concussion.
And then afterwards, like, he wasn't even dressed some playoff games.
Can you imagine that?
Best goal in the league to like, oh, yeah, this guy that we've got on a PTO from the East Coast League is going to be, he'll play, he won't.
Weird season.
and then they go get Presvetov,
which isn't exactly
of what a confidence that they believe
Kooli is going to be the backup.
He's making more money.
He's probably not coming back from Russia.
Sorry, I know you like to have one and on,
but I have important things to ask.
Such as. Who's going to get
the spot?
Presbytov.
I mean, I think it's
clearly a two-horse race.
We know Wolf is the number one.
Who's going to be the backup?
I would just suggest that,
you know, before last night,
coolly has to reel him in and last night didn't help that i would agree it feels like because i mean
they went out and got this guy yeah and it's not a ton but there is some nchl experience there
but to your point it's the bloom has fallen off that rose in a very short amount of time yeah so
if logan coolly wants to look like the excuse me devon coolly wants to look like the guy that was
best goal in the hl for the first half of the year he could buy absolutely win this job it's just
suddenly were nine months away from him looking like that.
Were we pumping Johnson like when Chad was in town?
Or was it,
was it a blip or is that the goal he was?
And he's just never got right after the injury.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard to figure goalies,
right?
It's tough.
That's what they are.
That's what he did.
After the,
after they scored.
You got to find this clip.
Well, I don't, yeah, you would think we'd,
that's, you know,
we're going to get jack shit for not having a clip.
Is there hockey yesterday?
No.
The Steelers played.
Pay attention to what matters.
I would like to ask if we could move that S in Prasvatov's last name because Pro Vetsov.
Yeah, sounds way easier.
Just.
Easier.
Cousnetsaw.
Talk to the communications department.
They can have a chat with him.
Maybe we'll get that done.
Pros.
Well, no one listens to us for hockey talk anyway.
Because I was looking, you showed his mask.
I was like, maybe did he put the S out there?
still got it early.
Still spelling his name wrong.
It's like it'd be a lot cooler, dude,
if you put it near the end.
Provetzov.
Prozvetto.
Yeah, it's a mouthful.
It's not very cool, dude.
That'd be cool, though.
I'd say call handling and he would get a change,
but he doesn't do that anymore.
Or does he?
Maybe that's, you need that kind of elevated clout
that you have now in that AGM office.
That's good idea.
There's about 30 games out there for someone to play
behind Wolf, I'd suggest.
If it's more,
Look at it.
Wolf's playing 60.
Yeah, my math's wrong.
I was meant to say 22.
You're right.
They haven't expanded to 90 games yet.
Depends on how the year goes.
Right.
You know, everything.
Are you winning a bunch?
Are you losing a bunch?
It was not encouraging.
I'll be,
listen, split squad.
No one gives a bleep if you're a veteran or whatever.
Getting blanked at home.
Not ideal.
With a more veteran lineup.
Oh, that would, if you were smart and thought this through,
that's a, you know,
Exactly.
That's what's going to have.
What the hell are the veterans playing for?
Nothing yet.
They're annoyed to be playing is what they're playing for.
They're looking at the coach going,
okay, well, how about this, though?
How about one goal?
One would be good for the fans.
What's the weakness for the planes?
Even one.
What's the weakness?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I know.
What's the weakness?
It feels like goal scoring.
And they did.
A year ago or whatever, did we say.
Did they?
Oh, yeah.
They didn't score.
Didn't address it really either in the off season.
Their roster's kind of locked in.
They got Percrette.
Prosvetov doesn't score goals, does he?
Talk to him about that too, along with this spelling change.
I haven't seen it.
You could mix in a few more goals, kid.
Tough to get highlights out of Russia,
but I haven't seen any Presvvatov goals.
No, no.
Yeah.
Don't read anything into it.
Yeah, I think if, like, we're early.
If you're a young guy that was at Prospects camp, be rolling.
If you're a veteran, just be ready in two weeks.
Well, we saw with Huberdo the other day.
He had a maintenance day to a camp maintenance day.
And he said after, he said, you know, I just didn't feel like skating.
This didn't really feel like skating.
Not like the honesty.
It's honest.
The NBA coming at you soon from every NHL city.
Load management?
Well, they got some load management issues here, Dane.
They're also going to shorten this preseason as soon as next year.
Like the new CBA kicks in and it's like, there's just too many dumb preseason.
season games at this point. Do we really need split
squads? Really? Really? Like,
go to a prospects tournament, play your young guys
short preseason. Well, that's okay.
You answered the question. I was going to say, well, the kids.
Because the kids, but they're all the prospect guys anyway.
Like when you used to go to Penticton or when you play
Edmonton last weekend in two games.
Oh, politics now anyway, Dean.
It's a question. And to get serious,
I wonder on that, like, the chain
that goes from ownership to
management, to coaches, to players,
to parents, to that, like,
Who wants preseason?
Owners.
Owners first, because that's money.
Bums and seats.
It's easy money.
Okay, so then from there, how much serious evaluate,
what do you take from these games if you're an evaluator,
a coach, a GM, whatever, I don't know.
Okay, go over the summer.
Let's just, we're going to do things different, Dean.
Yeah.
We're thinking outside the box, right?
Yeah, we're a new and forward progressive thinking.
squad. How many
one-way contracts
serve do the flames out?
Probably 20
to 25, yeah. Okay, so there's
your trials.
That's your team.
You can bring 25
to camp. Right. And then
throw in a parake in there we are.
Yeah, like, yeah.
You've got two goalies on one ways.
You've got everyone
on your roster except an
entry-level contract that's a one-way,
so that's per rec. There is the
odd, I'm jumping on you a little bit, but there's the odd.
Kirkland had a, someone can have a good camp, but very rarely, yeah, do you come out of
nowhere?
And then there better be, yeah, there'd best be a spot for you.
Because no matter how, even if you're great, it's undeniable.
Head back to the A and, you know, if there's an injury.
Well, that's generally how it kind of, like, Hansik had the great main camp last year,
makes the squad and you're like, well, look, it's good for him, but he's going to be in the A in a couple
weeks. I'm sure enough he was. He spent the rest of the year there basically.
He got sent down when he got hurt.
Okay, sure. Yeah.
So the point being like,
there wasn't necessarily a spot, but he earned a job and we knew it wasn't
for the season. There's, yeah, there's a
It was a reward. I don't know if there's a whole handful.
Yeah, yeah. But we'll call it a handful of spots that you could go.
Like, who's playing a fourth line center is a Kirkland as a pospousal?
Where do you put Preck in this lineup and which
one-way contract you put on waivers
if you're not running 18 and that would be the
Miramana of it all. And who's your backup? Yeah, in the backup, sure.
So there's three jobs. So yeah, not super scintillating stuff. No, not at all.
But that's. And you can carry all these guys anyway. If you want to roll
with a max. It did make the playoffs.
The quest for 97 this year.
It's the thing. A tie breaked out. You've got long. You've got some long term
contracts and you've got a roster that's basically set
with a team that's all of them,
I believe all of them are a year older than they were.
Have we heard how there's great competition?
You know,
you always hear in training,
oh,
the competition's been real.
Does that come out yet?
Or is that this week?
Okay.
Yeah,
this past week has been the best shape of his life week.
Oh,
that's right.
Stuart Skinner dropped 15 pounds and now he's going to be a number one.
It's not a one beat year,
the platoon guy.
The boys showed up in great shape,
Dino,
they're ready to play.
Lomberg won the,
the conditioning
fitness testing
Backland got a mention with another player
I'm trying to remember
so there was three guys the coach partner
yeah you don't care I know I don't either
it's just this is the season for that kind of babble
that doesn't matter
like Ryan Logber being in great shape
doesn't mean all of a sudden he's going to earn top six minutes
he's still going to be the left side of your fourth line
should get a bonus for it put a couple hundred
Gs up there Mr. Edwards and the boys go
yeah I would have done way better
I'll tell you that does it prove
anything then or
is just somebody getting a bunch of money.
Oh,
all I would do was fitness testing.
It's November 15th.
I wouldn't skate at all because guess what they don't test?
Anything on the ice?
You've got one goal.
So Ryan Lauberd, we know.
You won that 100 grand at fitness testing.
Well, yeah, I'm decathlete, but I can't skate.
I'm just here for the dough.
They've got a home game against the Crackens tomorrow.
No, you said it wrong.
Craskins.
The Craskins are here tomorrow.
Magic.
Then Vancouver.
a road game on Wednesday.
Creskins. So that's two games,
two nights with travel. You're going to keep
some bodies to
because you have too many.
You've got two teams or the bodies.
Right. So if you want a scrimmage, you don't even need to travel.
You just play yourself. Right. But then you trim it.
By Thursday, Friday, you're going to see probably a
big swath of demotions and
off to the American League camp and or your junior home.
Macyo Phillips got assigned to Green Bay, the U.S.
He was the hulking rearguard.
They drafted this summer.
He's got a year in the USHL before he goes to college.
This is, yeah, like we're still two weeks away from the season opening and a day.
So you got 15 days to win.
Is there a better way to do it though?
Because you got to give the kids the taste of it.
Kids have been around for how long now?
I'd think what a week and a half?
Two weeks maybe.
Yeah.
They played games last weekend.
They wouldn't have just thrown them in without some practices for that.
It's probably two weeks of kids have been in.
Is there, how much value is there in camaraderie and building relationships and
friendships?
Because if you have Macy O' Phillips, well, I'm going to Green Bay.
Well, I was drafted.
I'm in the Western League.
I'm never going to, I'm not seeing you.
Yeah.
Is there, you're, you're big on chemistry and a room guy and relationships?
You don't build any chemistry in the training camp.
I mean, not till up and not.
up until a certain point.
Yeah, those last two games,
you'll typically see close to NHL rosters,
and that's when I think it matters.
But I'm just saying keeping the kids around
when you know they're not making.
It's not so much about the chemistry.
It's just about having them the pace of play
and the professionalism.
It's getting away at some point.
There's too many bodies.
You've got to be down to 23 on October 6, let's say.
Like, you're probably more than double that right now.
Like, you need to.
And that's how they built the camp.
There's two groups that are essentially
NHL roster.
that's basically the NHL team with some like what a handful across the two teams and then that third group is essentially your junior kids and your AHL guys so that's you're not going to make it current said I like that I wouldn't do that way
Darrell had the most dramatic camp because he had just two teams and one was the full roster and everyone else was on the other and then we've also seen three more balanced rosters that's what I would do I want the kids to be able to see what yeah and they're playing like you know how we act
Coddry's playing with Gridden last night, probably,
because, you know, Hubert, it was not purple.
That was when I didn't act right to training camps.
That you didn't act right during training camp?
Yeah.
On the ice or?
Show up too early.
No, it was the problem.
Both, Dean.
He's like, this guy's always on the bike.
He's constantly taken up too much in the weight room.
He's got a bench and he's got the...
Taking up the physio guy's time.
I'm trying to get in there, getting a back rub.
Rets in there again.
Sleep, face down.
Yeah, you got to think these things through sometime.
Like, at what stage of your career were you,
What a young guy, right?
That's what you're talking about.
I didn't skate going into my third year.
Not once.
Didn't need to or were you injured?
I skated three times in Florida prior to training.
Three months?
Three skates.
That's so great.
Is that still Doug McLean at that point?
You know, he's sitting in the stands beside his dad.
Doug got fired.
He got his Warner.
Is he just not going to skate this year?
His Warner looks awful.
Has he even skated?
Well, actually, I'm here he doesn't.
He's 21.
Thank God.
The league does belong to him now.
Why should he have to skate?
It was hard to get to Saskatoon to get to.
I was at Blake and running a friction.
You imagine if Rhett was the coach?
He's just fucking kid, not, where is, where?
I was,
you're taking this for real.
I was good.
A big second rounder out.
Oh, it doesn't need to skate.
It'd be great.
You'd go into the room.
God, I shouldn't even admit that.
It's not going to affect future employment.
You know what?
No one's watching.
Your kid's not watching.
None of your.
Yeah, that's the only way it's going to
come back.
You got that dog yet or what?
That's going to be a no, I think, Dean, if you had to judge that.
This, honestly, no one tells our, no one tells big boy what to do.
We know that.
Yes.
I'm the man of the house, Dean.
He's the man of the king of the castle.
Yeah.
King of the castle.
I had a castle.
This, this feels like one where he may not win this one.
Yeah, well, he's teaching the kid that sometimes in life he gets screwed.
He's given a lot of three lesson here.
black black heart of his you got a slow play it dean there's a little just it's like the grinch right
with three sizes i wonder if you know what sucked uh-huh when i go to bed i lay down and i fall asleep right
like but for something reason i was looking for clippers the other day on a hangnail yeah and so i
opened the drawer the nightstand and there was kind of a card and papers and what the hell's
it was from the last time we had a dog
Uh-huh. And I'd given it away to my good friend.
And they were letters from my boys requesting the return who said, Doc.
It is a black, black heart. It's a good point, Dean.
Like, that hurts my heart.
I know.
Daddy, can we have Louie back?
Please, we love them. We miss them.
Crying themselves to sleep.
Look at you laughing.
Nope, I'm teaching them a lesson.
Sometimes, yeah.
Got to tough them up.
So soft kids these days.
Shoot your dog.
you could totally redeem yourself.
Come on, Rhett.
In what sort of there's
You would show them that your word is something that you have to stay true to.
Like if you promise something, you deliver on it.
If you make a bet, you pay your debts, that sort of thing, right?
Jack, is that true?
If you make a bet.
Jack's not.
He owes me a hundred years, he's been deadbeat.
Um, I mean, yeah, I just, we could rent a pole, Jack.
Run a pool.
should rent by the dog let's run the dog sounds easy we need no cat we need no we need no
yeah i'm not sure that's because people they're just going to want you to do it yeah i don't know
that they're actually oh team you're getting in the way of this you really just need to let the people
well i mean everyone we know yes he should get the dog you promised the dog if the kid made the team
the kid made the team yeah but what happens when i get the dog and i get rid of the dog because i never
said i'm not getting rid of it you got to lay on i could go get it's part of it regulate
to hang on to it.
So you said, if the kid, if you make this hockey team, I'll get you a dog.
Well, I said, you're terrible.
Okay.
There's no way you'll make this.
I'd even buy you a dog.
That was more of the tone.
Because that's what I was the tone?
Was it a contract?
Did you both sign on the grade?
If you work hard and you make this team, maybe we'll think about it.
No, it was a, you've got zero chance.
Okay.
I don't want to repeat this to myself.
But he took it to heart.
apparently he believed in it yeah and then went and made the team and literal seconds after
being told you've made the team and he didn't tell me he made the team where's my
told me yeah he he asked where his dog where is my dog now you haven't screwed it up yet because
you could just say you're researching the dog yeah i want to find a yeah a hairless hypoallergenic
big small,
trainable,
the invisible dog.
Brett's going to find a 15-year-old lab
that's on its last leg.
So it gives you dogs,
son.
Just barfing everywhere.
Limping around with bad hips.
Good work, son.
You've earned this.
Enjoy this month.
Clean up that diary off your carpet, too.
Go to the,
go to the wherever they put them dogs down and say,
let me borrow the dog for a day.
I'll bring them in tomorrow.
These pussy sores are getting all over the carpet.
This isn't funny.
Move on.
The son, this is lumpy.
He's 15.
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since we clearly don't care about the first week of the preseason.
Well, we do, but we're realistic.
Got a mailbag from Pike regarding the preseason grind.
And a grind it is, yes.
Also, some recaps of the games in Edmonton and Calgary last night,
the split squad action against the Oilers.
And it's all there.
We also have some game thoughts as well from Bobby Germany,
which I think is always good.
Most of the Flames' offensive genera by Zane Perrek looked dynamic in the ozone.
The clips he cut and put up on his socials would back that up as well.
Tough start for Devin Cooley.
He was not sharp.
Rhett says,
don't go full Mike Smith on us here, right?
Don't ever throw your hands up,
goalies.
You look like a real...
Richard.
Thank you.
Nick Seesick and Sam Morton stood out,
if you need to know where we're at
the preseason.
Morton, of course,
one full H.L campaign last year.
And heard of who?
A hur to who?
Morton, heard of who?
That's right.
Hank Horton, Sam Morton.
And not a ton from Hans Xunia,
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Jesus, Bob. Take it easy. It's a one
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Bobby, Germany. They all matter. Holy.
Good on you, Bob.
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accountability. That's what Bob's about. That's right.
Bobby also went through an interesting exercise
where he projected the points totals
for the flames. Last year, this was a team
that really struggled to score. Is he a scientist?
It looks like it. Here is
predictions for the upcoming season.
Interesting conversation points in here.
Morgan Frost is only going to score 13.
Hoof.
Cadry, narrowly missing 30.
He's got Coronado hitting the 30 mark.
I love that.
Igor with a bounce back to 24.
Zeri at 19.
And rookie Zane Perak, 10 and 21.
Okay.
That's some interesting numbers in there.
Overall, I think you had the flame scoring 12 more goals than they scored last year,
which is like two more goals a month.
Season's like six months long.
Well, that's one, that's a number.
negative viewpoint for sure. Well, you can
12 more improving.
So is Rasmus Anderson going to have nine before he
leaves? That is a great question. I did not see the
asterisk by Rasmus.
Denoting which team he was getting these goals. But it also
the player, the stud they're going to get in return.
Yeah, how many goals are you getting 40?
That's a wonderful player. Yeah, one for one.
The deal was. That's right. I think we have one more
flames item. Is that right? Yeah, let's let's
fire.
Yeah, because this is, oh, we've talked about the goalies.
Yeah, were you dying over there?
You got over there.
I don't know.
Are you sick?
No, I'm not sick.
I don't know as a, I'm not feeling good and I'm not going to admit that I'm sick, but I'm not.
I lost my voice yesterday.
Yesterday.
Yesterday.
Why yesterday?
Yelling.
Steelers, guys.
At your television?
Yes.
Were you at the game?
No, I was yelling on my TV.
How's that going for you?
I was actually locked out of my house.
for the first half.
So I just sat on my balcony and watched on my phone.
Oh, God, life of Jack.
I swear, I just feel like we've done such a poor job of parenting.
I agree.
When I hear his stories.
He's been abandoned and I bought pizza and it got delivered to the wrong house that he lived
in three years ago.
Got ditched by my coworker and good pal at the game.
Got new friends though.
He's excited about Nashville.
Yeah.
Just make sure you get the same system for you.
Why are you locked out of your house, Jack?
Let's hear.
I didn't have a key.
For the first half.
Yeah.
How old do you and you should know you're like yeah I like I don't have
I lived on 6 to 8 Madison Ave and I had a rule that I don't lock the door if you want to come in
and you want to party come on in we're going to party let's go you need a key where was it
no key necessary in my house bad place here how did the door get locked roommate screw you
roommate or yeah I assumed he would be home but he wasn't home either so and he didn't
have a key oh so you're both idiots
How about that?
It was quite something.
How'd you get it?
But yes, I watch.
Do you go down the chimney like Santa or what?
No, my mom, she was still in town and then she was out but came back.
Did she feel as.
Came back to save you?
Yes.
Did she feel as awful as I do right now?
I'm sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes sense.
But yes, I sat on my front porch and watched the first half on my phone.
Well, you deserved it.
Totally.
We'll get to the Steelers.
All right.
Goleys, goalies.
One more thought on the Flames for a move along.
This is an interesting battle.
It is not over.
And Pike dives into it.
Flames, Sunday, split squad, set showcases.
That's a lot of asses in a lot of direction.
Opening round of backup goalie race.
Back up goalie race.
Yeah.
Did you think you tried to use that many S's on purpose?
I think so, yeah.
That's one of the things they do with headlines.
It'll make them a catchier.
Oh.
Okay.
Super Saturday showcase setting crease expectations.
I could probably upgrade that too.
Let's move.
Someone very famous was in Buffalo and it wasn't even red.
There is.
Doug Gilmore.
No, it's Adam Sandler.
Happy Gilmore.
Bobby Boucher.
He's going to say, Doug Gilmore was not 18.
He was not.
That's wrong number.
93.39.
Good player.
Look that.
Rast was Deline, old New Jersey.
Alex Tuxon.
there, I think on the right. Did you hear about
Dahlia's wife? Yes.
Yeah. Did we ever mention this?
My goodness.
We didn't.
Would you like to mention it now, right? Well, I just
read about heart transplant.
Yeah. Doing good, apparently.
That's good to hear.
Teas and peas to Rasmus and his
fiancee.
Or wife.
I think it's wife. That doesn't matter
either way. Let's get some baseball.
Toronto Blue Jays finally did it after losing, what?
what three, four in a row?
Four. Four in a row after winning five in a row?
I started to think about bringing out the Donaldson.
They'd lose four in a row.
I don't know if I could support this.
Well, they didn't yesterday. And you're going to hate this because they did clinch.
And that means that Rhett's meaningless partying that he hates happened in the Kansas
City locker at McCaffman Stadium.
Let's go.
This one I don't hate.
You do or you don't hate.
I don't.
I hate the ones.
in the playoffs where you play the next day and you're going what are you doing yeah that's fair they
do have an off day today that's good it would be very poor if you were hung over today lost
i had just jacket within one i like those uh the color of the goggles yeah those are good looking
goggles no i thought you'd be called them soft back in my way we didn't even wear goggles you got to
stand out look at davis schneider what a legend it's just mustache and goggles on
on torso.
They have not at all wrapped up the ALE.
So the first team and only team the AL to get next by their name.
But look at the Yankees.
Six left to play, Dean.
Hey,
six.
You paying attention,
big point.
They got six games left and they got this shitty white socks coming up next.
Oh,
Dino.
I'll start with,
there you are.
There's your division leaders.
So Toronto's a good.
Seattle's on a heater,
fellas like major heater.
I think of a Colorado.
Big jumper on.
real bro ken griffy juniors home run record in seattle you know that's an impressive guy to beat at home
runs that's incredible like as a catcher catcher who's right there 60 foul tips off the mask he's
getting his hands hurt he's getting hit by bats he's still doing all this and houston now tied for
the final wild card they might miss the playoffs they were leading that division by like four or five
games no long i'm happy to have them yeah me too that's something we can all support get out you out
out. Seattle's actually moved into the buy position as well. Detroit's been there like all year in one of the top two spots of the AL.
Jay's schedule all at home where they've been much better. Three against the Red Sox or against the raise. That's not easy.
Red Sox are a good team and the raise are the Jay's kryptonite. We'll see how they go. Magic numbers four.
If you win four games, no matter what the Yankees do, you're in. But the Yankees schedule, that's puppy poo.
Three against the White Sox and three against the Orioles. They are all at home as well.
Oh, Dina, we should go.
We got a finish here.
Well, and a week ago, it was, well, they got the twins and the Orioles and then the white socks and the Orioles.
It was like, oh, that's cakewalk.
Let's like two or three against.
We'll see.
Could be an exciting finish.
Jay still heavily favorite to win said division.
You know who would be the most sour just to go back about that Blue Jays thing?
So you're in Kansas City and, oh, did you win?
Well, we've made, it's official.
We've made it.
And now if we win, we'll have another one of these.
How sour are the guys in Kansas City who clean up the clubhouse?
Yeah, they're like one more win boys and we don't have to clean up this huge man.
What if they leave them a bonus?
Better.
Leave the clubbies a few hundos, yeah.
Yeah, if you could grab some of that plastic and because there's a good chance if, you know, if we win this thing, we're going to, well, what does that mean for me?
Well, there's going to be a lot of shit you're going to need to do.
Yeah.
You've got to.
Yeah.
I remember hearing or reading, sorry, about the work that had to be done in Florida after the Panthers won.
Oh, my God.
Because they just went over the top with champagne and booze.
That's replaced like the roof, anything that was kind of drywall or tear it down.
That's a rebuild their locker room, which I guess if you're a billionaire owner, he can, it's like, whatever, do it.
But Camp Eye Championship team.
These friggin athletes.
Really not considered.
considerate to anyone but themselves.
Mets are in one in the NL.
They've got, I think, the second highest payroll in baseball, if not the highest.
It's them and the Dodgers at the top.
And I haven't really been awesome, but then hanging around the wild card,
watch what happened to them at home yesterday as we go to Sports Center for the highlights here.
The kick and get.
Football dominates the headlines every Sunday.
But catch of the year, perhaps Sunday in Queens.
Had the good fortune to see Jacob Young do this.
in a game here in D.C.
And he was at it.
In a 3-1 game,
he's got it, he doesn't have it, he's got it.
You got to see it again.
A bounce, what are you talking about?
Brett Bady's bid for extra bases in the glove,
not in the glove,
kicks it up in the air.
Hacks he said.
And then secures it.
But he's not done.
He's a pot head.
Making incredible catches.
Jay Marvin can't believe it.
Three, two game in the ninth.
Francisco Alvarez to tie it.
No.
Oh, he's doing it.
The office.
Wow.
Does it making it deep?
No.
But it's a hell of a catch.
Hacky sack one and then
potentially a home run robbing one in the ninth inning in a one run game.
And thank you to SVP.
Yes.
And ESPN for providing the other big fans of the show.
They offered it to us.
Yeah.
Sure, we can help you out with that guys.
Love SVP.
A mom pop shop down there.
Yes.
Yeah.
NFL action tonight.
Ooh, Detroit.
Ooh, Baltimore, a couple good teams.
A couple of playoff teams from last year.
Back to the highest city of teams in the NFL heading into last year's postseason.
Both one and one.
Ravens lost week one with the incredible second half comeback from the bills.
And the Lions got kind of dominated by Green Bay in week one.
Both very good teams.
The line was five when we made our picks on Thursday.
It's dropped four and a half.
your total 53 and a half courtesy bet three six five lions on the road ravens are good lions look
way better in week two what are our expectations tonight fellas i i don't know it's a fair answer
which is why this was this is a i can't wait to watch this game i think it's a good one this is
not a lot of prime time games that uh it's like wow these teams can win the super bowl before the scene
started absolutely these two would be right amongst the league leaders in terms of like you're
odds and winning the Super Bowl.
Because the lines that, you play the Packers Week 1 and you don't,
wow, Packers, this could be one of the best teams,
maybe on the planet ever.
And then they come back and just demolish Chicago and the Ravens,
well, you lost to the bills.
But you kind of looked like you had the bills in your pocket for a long time.
Put that away.
Yeah.
Could be looking at 3 and 0.
They're not.
Both teams 1 in 1.
Big one tonight.
Should be fun.
And as you can see, it's 615 kickoff.
Also, I don't know if we're.
We're allowed to say this, but see that little play sign at the top of the date and time.
Uh-huh.
If you go into your app.
You might be able to see that.
Yeah, I know.
I'll see.
Hush, little baby.
Top secret.
Don't say a word.
You were yelling at Jalen Hertz for not scoring touchdowns, or at least throwing them because he was in running them in.
And then almost immediately after you noted that, he began throwing touchdowns, including one to
AJ Brown, who is not dead.
He's actually still on the roster and caught the ball.
Good to see this year in week three.
17 and 0 in his last 17 games.
that's pretty good.
Some of the reporting out of Philly suggests that Jalen Hertz at a certain point of the game yesterday
basically just said, I'm done with your play calling.
I'm throwing the ball.
I don't mind that.
We're two and all.
We haven't lost the game in about a year, I'm aware.
And then just started putting the ball on Devonthe Smith and Brad and then they took that game back over.
Yeah.
Including the incredible play the last minute, the screwed year.
pick, which was incredible.
Other notes from...
Do we have that video or?
No, God, no.
I do have that video.
That is one of the craziest.
Finishes to a game.
Back door.
Yeah.
Covers or not covers of all time.
So Rams at Philly, getting three points,
playing a heck of a road game, got up early.
So it's Rams plus three and a half and they were up.
This is to win the game.
Three seconds left.
Yeah.
And then there's no way that the Eagles put up 14 and then 20.
I mean, they came back in the second half, as I say,
when Hertz started to throw the ball.
So what are your options here for the Rams to cover your,
well, okay, they can win the game with a field goal.
They could lose the game but still cover with a miss.
Wide right, wide left, field goal good, field goal not good.
Achilles tear for the kicker.
You cover a field goal.
Like all of these scenarios lead to a Rams plus 3.5.
It's cover.
you can't kick a field goal here if you're the Eagles because there's three seconds.
This is the last play of the game.
There is only one way to lose if you have the Rams at plus three and a half.
Joshua Cardi has it blown.
Don't worry though, Dean.
That case is 400 pounds.
He's massive.
Go down, big man.
Or run it all the way and fuck.
Yep.
Never in doubt.
Rams.
I ate.
I'm sorry, eagles by hate.
That's so bad.
It's an awful.
As he's running, I'm thinking of you right now, and I'm like, Boomer wants that guy to die.
Like the sidelines probably like, go down, just go down.
Just go down.
It's over.
Or run it all the way back.
You know what he's thinking?
I will probably never in my life have a chance at a touchdown.
I am not stopping to run.
I got the ball and I'm moving.
Like, think about that's never crossed his mind to fall on the ball.
Nope.
Can you show it again?
because his eyes
would go big.
I'm thinking
8 out of 10 guys.
Big men.
Everyone's just jumping on that ball.
Get the ball.
Just get the ball.
Just get the ball.
This guy's athletic.
Let him look at him.
Scoop.
And look at him go.
What a stud.
Ruin your day, but it's a nice play.
Big man touchdown.
That's why you keep running.
The big man touchdown is one of the most
beautiful things in football.
It really is.
Sorry, but you.
Look at him go.
Where was the kick from?
The 800 yard line?
It was a 44 yard attempt.
It was not, yeah, it was 44.
So he's got to run 66 yards with this thing.
So for the Rams, you led the entire game until halfway through the fourth quarter or whatever it was.
You're still leading.
All right.
You're going to kick this ball from 44.
You find a, McVeigh, you had to sweat one out, but you got a big win in the road.
Three and no.
Oh, no.
Go into Philly.
tough team. I think he blocked it too, didn't he? Yes. Incredible. There was like three blocks
within 10 minutes. Yes. It was chaotic. The end of the morning window was nuts. Jets bucks one as well.
Yeah, okay, let's do that. That's good. Yeah, so that one happens first. And then I've also got the
Buccaneers minus six and a half. Well, this should I sit. It's like, okay, well, you had, again,
had a huge lead. We're up by plenty. The Jets come back in the fourth quarter to get to within six.
like, geez, what the hell?
All right, two minute warning from 43.
Jets are out of timeouts.
This is it, basically.
This will make it comfortable.
Oh, dear.
What is happening?
Well, he's not going to go down because they need points.
And yeah, all right, great.
Stinking Jets.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Willie McDonald, the fourth.
That's with the little Willie.
Jumps over the line.
It jumps right over.
Clean jump.
that is tidy jump block scoop score touchdown what a day dude what a day there's some bad beats man
i'm sorry yeah you know there were some bad beats but did not feel like it was going to be a
great day of football there was some low scoring games the afternoon slate was awesome for drama
and a lot of times those after the the the pumped up to watch all the games some of those afternoon games
could be a little sleepy.
It's a lot of Denver.
Yeah, you're napping because you've had your snacks.
It's been a long day on the couch.
But the afternoon stuff was great yesterday.
The morning's always the best window.
Love it.
You get the red zone going.
There's so much going on.
There's no lulls.
Sometimes you only get three or four afternoon games.
They're all commercial.
You're like, okay, this sucks.
But for the weird slate of odd games, there was a lot of entertainment value yesterday.
Also, Aaron Rogers of the Steelers.
Well, this is interesting.
He passes.
the guy that mentored him.
Brett Fier.
509 career passing touchdowns.
Passes.
Brett's in a bit of legal trouble.
I think you should call McLeod.
Fourth all time in NFL history.
Well, that picture,
they've had Brett Favreth
in full gear,
traveling with the team.
Yeah, it's a nice term to be able.
For whenever Rogers.
So then scurry out there quick,
Brett,
so we can get that photo.
Yeah.
Well, you know, he's a mentor.
He doesn't stop mentoring just because he's done playing.
And the question afterwards,
so with the hands on hips,
are you, are you upset about it or are you just admiring the greatness of Aaron Rogers?
Yeah, because one's like, damn it.
I'm now down to fifth.
And the other part's like, maybe he's just like, gosh, I'm proud.
Only Brett knows.
Am I a good mentor or what?
Only Brett knows.
Oh, I'm a good person.
And then sent him a D pick after the game.
Weird.
Didn't see that coming.
I'm like, why do I?
Don't.
Please, Brett.
Congratulations.
We always talk about that paid leave, you know, because we don't like working and we're lazy.
Yeah.
There's a new angle I hadn't thought of, but the Colts.
have punted once in three weeks.
This punter has kicked the ball once.
So he's not leaving.
No, it's kind of like the construction jobs in Marbleau.
You just stand around and don't do anything.
So it's not as good as paid leave,
but it's better than actually working.
So Jack gets your application in for the Colts punter.
Well, we knew that high flying.
Yeah, the Danny Dimeslet office.
They're calling him Indiana Jones, which is amazing.
I love it.
Yeah.
I mean, the thing of it is,
though, maybe they look to kind of consolidate
things like we barely ever punt.
Now, the other guy that's doing the field
goals. Sure. The only has.
Open up a roster spot. We're barely having
to put, can you kick it at a little bit?
Because then we can. Once a month, we'll ask you to
do it. Save a bunch of dough. Does there ever been
a punter kicker in the NFL? Lots in the
CFO. I don't know about the Otonny
of the NFL. Sure, there has been.
I would call it the Oatni. I know
there's been guys that have wanted to do both.
And when a kicker gets injured, you'll sometimes see
the punter do some kicking dude, like place kicking
duties. I can't kick, Jack.
If you didn't kick her on your football, I wouldn't even dare try.
Jacksonville kicker at a rough day.
My Achilles are so tight.
I love watching those college game day that they do the kick the field goal tries for like a bunch of dough.
They're so good.
Yeah.
How far are they doing it from?
I think it's 30.
Like it's not far.
No, it's not far kicks at all.
We did it at the amazing.
I was going to say hard.
Yeah.
So you bring some dumb college kid out of the crowd.
and offer him $500,000 to kick a 30-yarder,
and they can never seem to do it.
You know what?
He decided it's the amazing race.
He was going to do our kick.
I was like, well, you know, I've been watching this.
You might want a few practice around.
I got this.
Scamper, scamper, two yards.
Yeah.
He also had his eyebrow shaved off.
Yeah, that was the same day.
That's right.
I'd forgotten about that good catch.
As most.
One of them.
Yeah.
No, the other one stayed.
Yeah.
which is actually worse.
Too much that day.
Too much for a lot of people.
Yeah.
That was a good day.
Yeah.
Yeah, not bad.
Remember the brow lady could not figure out what.
Do you want me to do what?
That's right.
It's not complicated, ma'am.
One eyebrow.
We're not improving.
I've never done this before.
It's not hard.
Let's go.
Couldn't grasp it.
Nope.
Once she did, then she was all in.
Yeah, this is actually really easy.
I can start to do this morning.
who's undefeated who's not on suddenly a short list they sure are they're on the list
there's your graphic it's the bills the bucks who did come back after that block kick
what they still won indiana jones and the colds not by six and a half hurts in the eagles
with a block kick to assist them how about the niners two games without rock per die they're three
and all they played some junkie teams but they did beat seattle week one might be okay and the charger's
got a touchdown with like two minutes and change left and they kicked a game winner
three wins against their divisional rivals in the FC West.
Good start for them.
Another non-contact dude hitting the turf with the Achilles yesterday.
Naugie.
Old Naugie went down.
Oh.
It was a good day for Omerian Hampton to look like an NFL running back.
It had not been that in weeks one and two.
But yeah, that's, that was probably a pretty key cog in the backfield.
Doey.
Is there any other NFL news?
What else have we got, Jack?
Any more kicks blocked or missed?
We're on to the CF.
Pinder put up 145 points.
Not done yet.
Still got a couple of guys.
There was another game that had something riding on it yesterday.
As the Bears hosted the Cowboys.
That's right.
It's the cheeseburger bet.
I'm not sure if you remember.
I don't.
We were kind of going through our, yeah, Jack, do we have the tape?
No.
We were discussing our bets last week.
And while I didn't, I said to you, I said, the Bears are going to win this game.
And you said like no chance.
No,
Cowboys,
they gave up 50 points to the giants.
Like Russell Wilson went for 400 yards.
The Cowboys defense is brutal.
I don't recall this.
Do you have the Bears red?
I don't recall this.
And we shook hands on a burger bet.
Is that the tape?
Your cheeseburger alarm had just gone off.
We'll get the tape for tomorrow.
How does that sound?
No.
No.
No.
What do you mean?
No.
Because AI,
I don't need you doctor in some BS.
It's not.
The AI is something.
I saw a Matt Lafleur clip I was going to grab us like,
well, Jordan Love is the kind of worst.
I'd have bought you a burger, but I don't eat them Mondays.
I don't eat back to Mondays?
That was Wednesday last week.
Yeah, you don't eat today because there's football tonight.
It's not a doubleheader.
Last week was a doublehead.
Marcus Nielsen got a job and he's in town.
He wants to go for supper.
Really?
I'm so popular.
Yeah, European Scout from flames now.
Sounds like.
Yeah.
Exciting.
It's kids playing where this year?
Oh.
Sweden.
He was at that Hulinka tournament.
Great to leave in Edmonton.
Congrats to Marcus.
Good, got drafted this summer.
They're not.
Yeah, there you go.
Thank you.
He's a duck.
Someone needs to know something.
Duck.
Stamps, it was not pretty.
They've had a great season.
Friday was not the high water mark as they got down early and then continue to
surrender points.
Both quarterbacks got nicked up and, you know,
they couldn't really get much done on defense or offense,
hence the final score 52, 23.
But fear not.
Fear not.
Lots are on the way left and they're still in position to host a playoff game.
There's a lot of games left.
For now, I believe.
Yeah.
I'm correct.
We will move forward.
Let's go.
News today from the CFL.
Huge news.
So big.
Press conference has been held.
11 a.m. Mountain.
Already?
Changes.
Well, you got to see.
The commissioner, new commission.
Everyone waiting.
What's his first move?
Oh,
2027, they are going to move the goalposts,
and field size will be shortened.
No 55-yard line.
We're going to get an NFL field.
That's the B.S.
Because then that is often, for sure.
Shortened end zone as well.
It's been 20.
So we'll see.
And then is that 2028 below or 2026 this coming year, Jack?
I can't see.
2026.
So next year, modified Rouge.
What's that mean?
It's even more complicated than the Ruge.
Nobody knows.
Automatic play clock rather than I think starting the play clock.
No, I'm serious.
What does modified Bruges?
We'll have to read and find out.
This is literally all happened in the last half hour.
This is Ruge is red, right?
And the team bench locations are moving, which I know is a big sticking point for you, Dino.
I'm tired of it.
I'm not going to stand for this anymore.
I've talked, I mean, Dave's tired of hear me rant about it.
I'm just glad that finally the powers of B have heard my, my cry.
Now, what was the cry again about the benches?
I can't get into it, Ryan, or we'll be here all day.
Get hot.
Yeah.
You just watch and you'll see how different the game looks.
Do this.
The game is going to look completely different.
That's right.
And it's all thanks to the bench locations.
Here's Dave Naylor, Sportsnet, CSN and SportsCenter's CFL Insider.
The league believes moving goalposts will result in more touchdown passes.
I like the no single point.
Enzo's being shortened to 15 from 20 and the field of play goes from 110 yards to
100 yards could buy 55 yard line no single point for missing a field goal wide it will have to go
through the end so is that the modified ruge would be the modified ruge the end zone is 15 yards
what's rouge the one point the rouge is the single point when you miss so you used to if you
missed the field goal but it went through the back of the end zone which most of them will
you get a single point maybe only only a hunt you'll get the rouge that would be the
modification but why is it called a rouge well you almost spot the gainier
Carr, I thought you were the CFL expert.
A lot of people were speculating, will it be four down football?
Will it be scheduling changes to move to the season closer in the spring and further away from our cold winters?
But it is tweaking the playing surface.
Now, the big thing about the goalposts, they've always stood at the goal line and it gets in the way of running plays and passing plays and receivers in the end zone.
Quarterbacks trying to get them ball, putting them behind the end zones, they're hoping less thrown balls off the uprights.
I think they're probably right.
I would agree.
Probably I would,
you just watch football and just as the field compresses
and you're in first and goal,
second and goal as it is.
You got a lot of players in a very small spot.
Right.
Then you got a goalpost.
And make sure if you're running a route,
you don't run right into the bloody thing.
Seeing that.
So yeah.
What about the kickers?
Well,
and the other thing about the moving the goalpost back
is that now every kick is going to be 15 yards longer.
So you used to say, oh, we're at the 55.
Let's let René take a shot at 55.
The 55 is now not even there.
So you get the other team's 45.
And that's a 60 yard.
That's a lot of distance to cover.
All right.
I'll say this.
Another thing we, like it's been by all means address these bench locations.
Right.
Yeah.
But just after that, our talk about the season,
I'll move it earlier so it doesn't go into the end of no,
November when it's 50 below in Winnipeg started that sort of thing.
Looking forward to the Great Cup.
I wonder if we are just a little bit closer because the CFL has been loath to make
changes.
It's the history of the game and this is our game.
It's this and it's that.
We don't change.
This is, these aren't insignificant moves.
These will have direct impact on scores and finishes and gameplay.
Midfield.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
So you look at,
I thought they were going to go to four downs or whatever.
Well, no, but it's, it's significant for a league that has been loath to make any kind of change.
The numpties won't like it is what Luke Wilson is.
So I think it's, I think it's good.
If these bother you, go for a walk.
And don't come back.
I would be interested to hear with someone like Huff Nagle or Dave Dickinson, right?
They play.
There's probably some wrinkle that we don't think about.
We're just looking at it from a fan's perspective.
So probably there'd be a, well, if you're in this spot or if this is your personnel or your job, it does.
make this more difficult.
But from a million miles away,
especially the bench locations.
I know.
And I was so worried they were going to put a 10th team in
and then we wouldn't have the wonky three by weeks
and the league that's impossible to play fantasy.
And I'm glad they didn't address that.
Good job, CFL.
That doesn't mean you're married to it.
If you want to all of a sudden put those goalposts back,
I'm sure you can.
What about fourth down in the fourth quarter,
our four down football and maybe meters of steady yards.
Let's go.
Have some fun with the guys.
Groundscrew will be pissed on.
We just moved the uprights.
I just painted these.
So we're moving it.
Good job, CFO.
You also get a little more room for that patio they got behind the end zone there.
A couple more rows of here.
Right.
See the things you don't think about until you talk to the experts.
It's the unintended consequence of it.
We've got to let a play out.
Very good.
So will they put the netting behind the fiel thing now?
Jack, don't be ridiculous.
Get out of here, Jack.
I don't know.
God.
Because they have it at an NFL state.
They do.
Because they're in the back of the end of the end up.
Imagine you're just sitting there,
sipping on a dirty martini,
Dean,
and that chatting up a storm with hobnobbing
with some sort of royalty.
As I do, yeah, yeah.
And now next thing you know, this ball.
But I take an extra point to the gym.
That's right.
Still my martini all over my shirts.
Stinking René Paredes dings you.
Oh, fuck.
That'd be awesome.
God damn it.
Where's the netting?
told them not to move these goddamn goalposts.
Well, that's when you call McLeodlaw.
They'll have your back there.
I feel like that's a personal injury thing.
Potentially.
See, things you don't think about.
Unintentional content.
Until it's too late.
Gabby FC was an action.
We told you they won 3-0.
They stopped Valor, nearly a sellout, huge crowd, great vibes, perfect weather.
And they indeed have clinched a playoff spot for the CPL post season.
Congrats to the fellas.
Jack had a good time.
Didn't even peel.
didn't puke.
We were well behaved.
We represented the show well.
The one guy was pissed you weren't there.
That was really our highlight of the day.
Okay.
So like a who who had been served more?
Who was or was it?
I can we just do it.
Like when I get one, you get one.
You get one.
Nice.
I think I got three beers.
They don't like it.
They don't like it.
They go together anymore.
No, Pinder had to get to a birthday party.
My own children.
his birthday party, Dean.
You're the worst.
Running short on time.
Well, I'd love to
expand on my virtues
of being a wonderful parent.
The way you treat Jack is just deplorable.
I'm sorry, Jack.
Now, the Browns had a huge winning
Green Bay. They actually made a kick when it
mattered, unlike the highlights we showed you.
Pack had been unbelievable.
And here's the thing. If you're a Browns fan,
you're making that trek to Lambo.
Yep. It's probably a weekend event.
Probably been tailgating since Friday.
Might be watching the D-Man Phillips.
Yeah, Macyo, you're waiting for Macyo to get there for gamblers camp.
It's probably a full shift.
That said, it was not a night game, and this Browns fan is well on his way.
Let's have a look.
And I believe the game was in Cleveland.
Thank you.
It wasn't Cleveland.
I believe this is from week one.
Cincinnati, too.
Jack.
Bengals fan.
Oh, oh.
There's a thought that maybe this is staged, but watch the people around him.
They're loving this way too much.
That's good resilience.
He's got the wobbles.
He's got a good base, though.
And I don't know what planet he's on, right?
Now, in fairness, we've all been there.
Yes.
It's about heel placement and then the front of your thigh on the chair in front of you.
Right.
You need to have...
It's a three-legged stool.
Still drinking?
Definitely still.
Yeah.
But that's great hair, though.
I love the guy behind him, stuff in his face with the snuff.
And the overalls.
And the overalls are wicked.
These guys putting shifts in.
America.
And that isn't Cincinnati.
And that's not even.
They did play Cleveland this week.
Yeah.
It's nothing to do with Green Bay.
It was really the payoff.
Yeah, you didn't need to throw it.
Yeah, it was just a hard sell there.
It didn't need it.
unnecessary.
But Dean loves going to Cleveland.
Now, Dean, you love Cleveland.
You got to be tough.
Green Bay, Lambo, the frozen tund.
cheese big Wisconsin now would you could you do that with your hair the high and tight
of the size right up to the that's not that different than the uh the mullet we had rocked in Arizona
the last time we did at barnberger vacation yeah it's like it's a straight north south
but then does a slight kind of a turn at the top there oh he's fighting it there geez
those some heavy eyelids eyelids one that guy in front of them here
has no idea how lucky he is.
Not to have a,
just a waterfall of vomit.
He's right in the death zone.
What happened with the vomit events?
It felt like for a couple years there,
a couple weeks,
a couple years ago,
there was a lot of it at football game.
And I don't think the Americans have slowed down.
I would think that if you had your camera out,
you could find it.
Maybe it's an unspoken thing.
It's like, listen,
I'm going to vomit on the guy at front of it.
Chats are you are to.
It's make a pack.
There's no video.
You don't shoot,
you don't film me.
Yeah,
or if you film it,
just don't go through on it online.
You can enjoy it in the privacy of your own home
with your family and loved ones.
Well,
you know if you're drunk and your friends puking
that you're going to be classy about it.
And it is two things.
It's like,
there's Ryan.
He's teetering.
He's going to vomit.
I could,
A,
get him out of here,
get him at water,
sit him down,
help him.
Or B,
get my phone out.
And just let things play out and get the great video that I know is coming.
He's grown ass man, Dean.
We're going to Nashville.
We do need to put some protocols in place.
McLeod Law.
We're going to have McLeod Law put together a, uh, is this a waiver?
Non-disclosure agreement.
We're going to watch hockey.
NDA.
What are we doing this for?
It's McLeod Law.
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how's he doing oh you know what that didn't come up actually really weird i can tell you how it went
Okay.
When you were discussing this bit,
Hey, Rhett, Cowboys suck.
Couldn't watch it.
Go bills.
Oh.
Thanks, Greg.
Well, you know.
He was also saying that, you know,
Pinder didn't show up at the tailgate on.
No.
I've not texted him back and said, well, there was a work thing and you were late arriving.
Extenuating circumstances.
You know, I wouldn't choose to miss Greg's.
Well, I mean, it was only.
Spolumbo's Italian sausage and marinera sauce.
I had a Spalumbo
something the day. It was real good.
You go with the special? Spalumbo special.
It's got everything. It's perfect.
I'm sure it worked out okay.
But also,
Greg Keller is a guy in recent,
within the last couple years, I believe.
He now has a dog.
Really? And I think it was,
and I don't think he's trying to necessarily shift any kind of,
but I think his wife,
the woman that he lives with decided we should be great to get a dog.
Flashlights on.
And it was like, well, maybe there's a dog that's not a fresh one, not like a puppy.
Maybe an old dog that's, an old season has some life experience.
So how's it getting on with, because keeping in mind, it's, well, you know, dogs, do we really
need a dog?
Oh, what a good dog.
Now, did Greg wash his hands up coming back from the deli?
because I was explained that.
Yeah, that's the mariner.
Oh, God, this is good.
Yeah.
Oh.
And I say, so is, so is it your wife's dog?
Is it your dog?
How are you bonding with the dog?
Do you enjoy having the dog around?
This is Greg watching football.
And there's his buddy.
Man.
It's full-time snuggles when it comes to watching football or.
I'm going to like after the dog this half, honey, if you want to go run some errands.
That's awesome.
Come on, Rhett.
You don't want that?
It's a good boy and her girl.
I know you feel like I'm showing this just to put pressure on you.
I don't know what's not what it's about at all.
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Well, and it's soon to be stew season, Dean.
It is.
It's coming.
Yeah.
What is stew beef?
Like, what is it?
Is it a fattier one or what are we?
It's a, it's beef.
Okay.
A little tougher cut.
Yeah, it's, but it's delicious.
It needs to, the thing about stewing beef.
Yeah, it's a slow cook longer thing.
So when you have it, it's tenderized.
It's very tender, but not, don't try and saute that stuff for a taco right away.
It's not going to go over well.
But all the connective tissue.
in there, Ryan. It breaks down over time.
Soften, yeah, sure.
But it does. When you look at it's kind of like, is this just forgotten meat?
Is this meat that you just kind of extras that was cut off to the side?
I don't really know if you start with while we go with prime rib, rib, I know,
stay New York cuts, how far down you get before it's now this is used for the stewing
beef. Questions all have.
All I know is when it comes up in the stew, it's wonderful.
Yeah.
I don't know how they do it. Good work, stew.
I love stew.
And I always say, you know,
what I always kind of hit that point where it's time to are we going to thicken it now what are we
going to do.
Oh, I like,
because it's kind of like a beef vegetable soup.
I like it.
I kind of like you here.
Are we going to go?
I don't want to.
How thick are we going to go?
I want thick.
You want it thick?
I'm going to check this weather forecast.
This season's coming.
I'm not in a rush.
I know,
I know.
I can plan ahead for this.
Not a stew week.
I've got a lot of Wally Bender potatoes that could certainly be used in a stew right about now.
I need some Wally Bender potatoes.
of potatoes.
I'm sure that's a lot of
a jeopardy all of a sudden.
It's not going to be difficult.
Yeah.
Looks good.
October, we're stewing.
I was going to say, is it,
then it's hitting?
Because it's still grilling time.
It's absolutely.
You got a bone.
We're getting a stew on.
No.
I don't know what that one.
Stu's birthday.
Was it?
No, this week 70.
My goodness.
He's going to the Jays game.
Get them tickets?
No.
Don't work there anymore.
Yeah, but you lived there, didn't you?
Very briefly in my 20s when I had no money and went to 20 Tuesdays.
Well, I do knew some people that work in the complex there, yes.
Are we doing picks tomorrow?
I have not, I have a Monday night pick left to try to not go 0 for four.
I need the lines that I take over.
Jack's face just went like, who, that was complete news, eh?
Yeah.
Well, I knew Ryan had.
We did mention this morning.
Yeah.
We talked about it.
I did awful.
Over?
Over.
I have no idea.
I forgot who I took.
Right.
You had the Lions.
So you were in tonight.
Because you were very into it.
I always have the bills.
And then you didn't know they were playing the Ravens.
So when the screen came up that they were at the Ravens.
Oh, dear.
You kind of took Indianapolis on my extra.
Oh, he's got the extra.
Indiana Jones.
That was a big cover.
We'll go over.
Revis the table.
I'm not sure.
goes um so four and a half for the ravens at home it was five when we picked but four and a half
right now yes i guess as we sit here today for bet three six five and get into our picks here in a
minute but just off like the over under is a big one it's a big number i'm inclined to take the
under on the 53 and a half on the 53 and a lot applied score of what like 29 24 just snug that
up just a little bit, just snug it a little bit.
But the Ravens looked really good until they didn't look good against the bills.
Yep.
And Detroit looked miserable in week one and then dominant in week two.
So the truth's probably in the middle somewhere.
Yeah.
I think we had a good game on our hands.
I might be with Rhett.
I do like getting points.
Oh, I wouldn't be with me if I had known.
If you knew it was the Ravens, you'd be given.
Yeah.
So even if it was minus five.
Yeah.
I'm happy to take the Ravens.
Should be a great game, though.
Get that Bet365 up.
Get it.
I got a couple props for that game as well.
Nice.
Well, let's take a Luxi.
Okay.
So here's the thing.
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Whatever your bet is, it's never ordinary with our buddies at bet three 65.
So slot receivers have shredded the Ravens through the first two weeks.
Now, the Ravens have been very good and it's not really like, oh, they're bad at this.
It's just, what are you trying to stop?
Slot receivers are done well.
That's the sun god himself.
I'm in Ross St.
Brown. The over under line, I believe, is mid-70s. I'm going to ladder that up to 80,
80 plus yards receiving plus 120. Jamir Gibbs, five receptions. If you think that the Ravens
might have a lead, that means it's probably going to be passing a little more on third down,
things like that. He has 13 receptions in his first two games combined. 10 in week one,
three in week two. He gets five or more plus one, 55 for the dynamic lion's back. Not bad on
not a front of the other. There it is. Great game tonight. Yeah. Should be a great game.
It'll be a stunner if it's a stinker. I don't know with those two teams and the personnel that
they have to throw out there. They're not boring. You've got the man who apparently doesn't age
in Derek Henry. Rett's favorite quarterback Lamar Jackson. Then you've got a dynamic Detroit team
that week two was must win. The kneecap bite.
head coach Dan Campbell.
You know who's been?
Can't be going to.
Yeah.
Who's been super duper has been Zay Flowers.
Yes.
Anytime touchdown, Zay Flowers plus 110.
He's been real good if it's almost even money.
Geez.
He's been real good.
Sneakily,
DeAndre Hopkins has a touchdown in each game.
He's only got 20 and a half yards for his.
He barely comes in.
I was going to say he gets one catch a game.
He can clear 20 in that one reception.
We'll see.
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There you go.
So tomorrow on the show, burgers.
Yeah, you got to pay your burger dues.
You're not getting one.
No, and boom, though.
You can happily eat a burger as we can do the Pender Report.
How's that sound?
So are you not going to eat today?
So you're back on track, even with a football game tonight?
That's a football game.
And Marcus Nielsen wants to go for supper.
I know.
So you can't do that to Marcus.
Why?
Well, I'm just kind of, because if you want to have food on a Monday.
When you fast and Wednesday again?
Because then you found on Tuesday you were going to be a bit of a handful to deal with.
No, the Tuesday I had to get up at five that day.
It was real early.
I was tired.
So you had to eat that day.
So then Wednesday kind of came.
Crushed it on Wednesday.
the fasting.
Okay.
I don't want a burger bet to derail you.
Right.
Because you,
I mean,
your spirits have been very high.
I think maybe Wednesday needs to be your day.
He almost toasted the show today.
He's been unbelievable.
I started off good.
I'm falling asleep now because it's gotten real boring.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
first star though,
still.
But burgers are to work.
Working our way through all those flames highlights.
Nick Seesek,
though, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I employ good people, Dean.
Yep.
We do have some super chats.
The money raised in the live YouTube comment section.
We'll go to the youth centers of Calgary.
And if you do put money down, we take your comment and we show it here on the show live.
You're welcome.
Oh, Hats of Dan.
$10 from Hats of Dan's Vacation Reynolds.
Boomer.
What do you think about putting together a dog play area for your guys?
dogs running a live dog cam during the show might get a lot of new viewers who just watch for
that we need a jack cam and you tell us straighter now we need a dog cam yeah this thing's
blowing up it's it really has been yeah um hmm well i doesn't mind that any i can tell like during
the show like at home right now just to have a because i can tell you if i was to just put a camera
in my house mm-hmm it will be ret's old dog my new dog laying on a bean bag
and not moving at all.
And in the winter in front of the fireplace.
What a great life.
It's the same spot.
It's just either the fire's on or off,
which is that's his spot.
He'll wake up in the morning and do a big stretch
and then slowly kind of come down the stairs
and they kind of look at you.
You're going to feed me?
No?
Okay, we'll all be on the beanbag chair.
So he then goes over,
kind of does another little stretch
as he gets up onto it
and then does a little circle and plops down.
And not nine, ten hours.
He's probably good.
Really?
Yeah, a good 10-hour shift there on the bean bag,
unless something else happens,
but you can talk to him,
and his ear will just kind of do one of these.
Yes.
He's not lifting his head to look at you.
You can call his name is.
Car ride, dog park, food.
No, beat it.
That's about how that goes.
So, and the other one, I don't.
Wait till the snow is out.
Then we break out the dog camp.
You know what?
I'll say that there will be some dog content.
I suppose if that's what we're after, for sure.
Handsome Dan wants it.
Because, yeah, to have a dog play area while the show is on.
There's not a lot happening.
There's a new dog there.
Oh, with the, yeah, he'd be in the kennel pissed right off.
I'm going to chew the shit out of something.
As soon as I get out of here, you open that gate and something leather is going down.
Yeah.
I hope you liked your couch cushion because it's done.
There you go.
That's a super chat.
There you go, a big fat guy, five.
Oh, I make fact, I miss you at the game.
Retro, I tried.
Thanks for no pregame speech.
Ret your thoughts on the game.
So a couple of things in there.
Yeah, this is, of course, the Medicine Hat Tigers.
The pregame speech, I think that's probably alluding to the one that you gave to the Saskatoon Blades at one point.
Yeah, no, that didn't go over well.
And they went out and shot the bed.
Didn't they get swept?
Soiled.
Yeah.
And the game is one that involved in Medicine Out Tigers on the weekend.
Yeah, and against the Pats, Mattick Schult.
William Pugh.
Oh, how's this show?
Skiddle skin like.
Regina did not look good and the Tigers
looked really good.
Really?
Championship caliber team.
So they were zippet her around.
They were out shooting them like 32 to 10, not for two.
And it was four nothing.
Wow.
They ended up being five to two.
Flames should go get Bryce Pickford.
One hell of a right-handed defense from there, Dean.
Pickford?
Rick.
Pickford?
Bring him out.
Hey, Pickford.
Yeah.
Tigers look good.
Regina's going to have a long year.
You can't be given the flames this free stuff.
You're right.
They're going to pay Nielsen.
They're going to pay no, I mean, you're essentially scouting.
Is the whole thing the milk for free?
You're talking about that last week.
Okay, we've got, we got the weekend reports in from our scouts.
Yeah.
Okay, I got Rets.
Apparently the Warner kid looked really good.
This Warner played the puck.
What moved strong, big, tough, great in the room.
I didn't think, wasn't he, he didn't play, did he?
I'm not sure what Rats up to here.
We'll have to look at some tape.
We'll have to the video.
Yeah.
Can't find war.
AI.
He's really high on this.
AI.
And, and.
Yeah, did it all.
Is Warner wearing Picksford's jersey?
Because he looked really good.
Got the winner in overtime.
I thought they lost more to two.
Yeah.
Weird.
So a big fat guy.
Big fact guy.
Big fact guy.
Maybe Saturday.
Said he was my youngest kid has a baby medicine hat.
And they are tied to play.
Really.
Well.
What a weekend.
Nail down the furniture medicine hat.
Yeah.
Make sure the world's largest teepee is well secured there.
Retro is coming to town.
Whole Warner crew.
I don't have to because they take buses.
Can I go on the bus?
You think if I ask?
Nice.
Got rules for that sort of thing.
They kind of have rules for that, yeah.
I'm sure a kid would love it if you're the only dad on there.
When you show up with a cooler, they probably ask you to take your own vehicle.
It's got nudie megs and a full cooler.
Like, uh, what do you think is going on?
That's the best part for a kid, though, right?
When you get to start doing bus trips, no parents.
I mean, I'm assuming I was never on a team.
I was never any good at anything that I would do something like that.
I was not.
I got two play-by-play.
I guess you know what?
I was going to say something even worse.
Oh, I didn't.
Because I love you.
No, you don't.
And go ahead.
Do it.
I can handle it.
No.
He's going to have a nice sound effect queued up no matter what it is.
I have nice thick skin.
I can handle all the.
I'm a good person.
Shots and criticisms you might have.
I'm not delicate or dainty.
I'm not fragile.
Was it going to be about whether I have friends or ability or likable?
Siblings?
It must be really bad.
It's not going to see.
It must have been really deep.
That black heart of yours.
Black, black heart.
Any more supers?
One more.
Oh, nice.
One more.
Hey, look.
Raking it in.
Raking it in.
Phyllis!
All four of us, Jack.
That means you.
Eight questions?
I'm not going to question.
Two questions for all four of you.
In one word, how would you describe your summer?
Also in one word, how would you describe the flames off season?
Bless you boys.
You guys are the tits.
We are.
You're the T1.
I keep growing them too.
Okay.
So summer.
One word.
One word.
One word.
Flames off season.
One word for the flames off season.
Jeez.
Okay.
Kind of putting us on the.
spot there at Jeremy Key.
This is, this is.
I will say my summer was spectacular and the flames off season was expected.
I'll say my summer was leisurely and the flames off season was lame.
Oh, one word.
One word.
I'm trying to think of a good word because I'm a word smith.
Me?
For which?
For both.
Oh, okay.
That's fair.
Me?
Me's the word?
M-H?
Yeah, man. It's great word.
Yeah. For both? Yeah.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
I was thinking about that. I was thinking that you could probably take like a very kind of not so
flattering word and use it on both.
What was that hat that you liked to mention the other night?
Yeah.
Um, in fairness, to say that both were goosh.
Your summer could be goosh.
My, you know what? There were periods of goosh.
Okay.
Yeah, there were long stretches of goosh.
I did get away for a week to, so to like a hot weather.
To a nightclub.
I mean, oh, so listen.
He went nightclub.
Minus one week.
It was a goosh summer.
I got a nail on my goddamn foot.
I dropped the board of my toe.
I've got to still got a toenail that might fall off.
I mean, it's so mostly one word, shit.
Yeah.
Flames off season's goosh.
Okay.
Didn't trade anybody.
didn't sign anybody that you weren't expected to be signed i mean it's just kind of didn't trade rasmus
yeah so maybe it's not goosh maybe it's just man yeah yeah but you need to say it that yeah
because if you put it in print it'd be like yeah oh he must have loved the offseason no no
so what she has it again yeah okay and your summer was goosh no not goosh but like mostly
goosh
gush
there you go jeremy
hope you got your $14
worth
13 nine na na na na
nah na na
there you go
who's getting a call
that's um
got to make his rounds
he know that you have
Vin Diesel's call
hugely popular
how do you know Vin Diesel
I know a lot of people
do my round pasta fajoli
is giving you a call there
Brock Lesnar loop you in with him
you're big
I watched uh
did you see Brock in the weekend
I watched Brock's boy play a little bit
how do you look
tonight's just a little Tasmanian devil
yeah good
Brock was in Indianapolis
at Russell Paloza
what's that
it was a big
it was a WWE
PLE huge
a premium live event
oh oh all right
yeah do we do those
oh yeah we do not
you want a sponsor yeah
yeah
so there's that yeah
that yeah that was a show
Jack.
I was terrible.
How do you think you did?
Same.
It was great out of the gates.
No, I mean, you were posting chops.
I never knew he had a denim.
Unbelievable.
I got to try new hats every once in a while.
Yep.
Yeah.
How'd you like this one?
Doing the reeds and driving the bus.
I need more time with it, I think.
Okay.
Whether it's some reps.
Add my own.
Panash.
So I guess homework, we're going to see what we can do about this
prozvvvvvvvvvvvvv deal.
Move the ass, yeah.
Yeah.
Rets going to start getting paid for advice for the flames.
I got to work out of new contract.
Yeah, you do.
New contract with the flames.
Yeah.
On the flip side,
we did finally get the bench thing figured out with the CFL.
That's done.
Yeah,
we got that done.
I know that costs you a lot of sleep.
Yeah.
We probably need to drill down a little bit on the stewing beef and figure out just
what we're dealing with there.
That's the blade.
What's appropriate?
Chuck blade roast.
Yeah.
Because you know what?
It's weird.
you go in the U.S.,
they'll have different names for things. Yeah.
They'll call this, it's the same cut of meat, cows
or cows. Yeah. It's like,
oh, here, you know, it's. Yeah,
but it's like centimeters and inches. It's the same
thing. It's the same thing.
I don't know why they have to. Yeah.
But all of a sudden, you're pulling your phone out and it's
like, what the hell's the difference between
these two? What are we doing here? Can't we just find
one? I was
doing 200 miles an hour. That's
what we do in Canada.
It's how we, what?
why are you putting me in the back of this car an incredible rate harry sound of it goes just an
incredible rate harry in fairness it felt like i was going on an incredible rate all right well
tomorrow another show love the day which i guess it'll be a game day oh it's game day oh i'm
going to be at that game by the way dino how much are they paid me and cori search down there
how much shaking hands how much come hey love you let's have it because you love people yeah
and people.
Is someone ever written you a check
with thousands of dollars to write your name on paper?
God, I want one of my old checks.
Just one,
just one,
eh?
Oh,
yeah.
My degenerate roommate saw one once and he nearly.
Fanted.
Yeah.
That was before the salaries were published.
No.
It's just when you actually see it.
That's the thing.
And you're like, another one of these comes in 13 days
because I got this yesterday.
What?
Yeah, because if you, if you think, well, I know what you.
And it's really only six months.
Right.
So the number's really nice.
Like you're an athlete, you make millions of,
okay, that's.
So what I've never done the exercise of taking 12 months and condensing it to six and then
cutting that to payments.
Oh, geez.
Oh my God.
And you're not even really good.
What are the good players making?
Wasn't that the story about Sandus Ozilinch?
He left his ticket stub in a hotel room or something one time or left the checker or
whatever it was.
And the hotel staff were like,
oh my God.
You need this, Sandy.
And that was then.
Another one in two weeks.
That was then.
Didn't you bet one of your game checks?
That doesn't matter.
Oh, that sounds like a good story.
We need that story.
We're doing that story on the show tomorrow.
Listen, we don't need the story.
Is it accurate that you had wagered a game check on something?
Hit the button.
See you, buddy.
Thank you.
