Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Put Your Helmet On 🪖 | FN Barn Burner - April 9th, 2026
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Oh, bodies.
Welcome to Barnburner, the 9th of April.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Snow's gone, eh?
Just like that.
It does feel springy.
Careful.
It does.
I'm just observing.
It feels springy.
That feels jigsy, but yes.
Oh, Jesus.
April's a worse.
We are into April.
Oh, I know.
No.
Worst month than the city.
Because even that snow we had the other day, it was, you know, significant.
By that afternoon.
And then gone.
See you.
See you, bitch.
Oh,
Mother Nature.
Oh,
hit the bricks,
baby.
Settle down,
Mama.
It's going to be a show today.
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Today I am a guessing.
Oh, yeah.
Feel good day on the way
for the U-Senders account.
money that comes in in the super chats is we're live
we'll direct to the use centers of Calgary and we'll put your
stuff on the show. You know what, Freebie
Freebie coming in here. This one's for Jack.
E-Rock. The algorithm hates you guys.
I'm subscribed. I like every video. I still
have to search Barnburner every morning to see the upcoming
stream when it should be on.
Damn, Jack. I mean, I don't
control the algorithm. I like E-Rong's name.
That is cool. E-Rock.
Turn on the notification thing.
Should tell you. Oh, the bell there. Click on the bell.
Click on the bell.
Like and subscribe.
Stop
scrolling those big jug
trampoline.
I'll tell you my algorithm.
They'll hook you up.
You don't want this show.
You want this.
You're right.
Yeah.
We think you might be interested in this.
You are correct.
How do they know me so well?
Here in the McLeod Law,
the apparently,
toast.
Yeah, very hot as hell.
McLeod-dashlaw.com.
Is it serious?
Is it just routine?
stuff. Do you need legal assistance?
All the above, it's
McLeod law. Calgary roots run
deep. They're Calgarians. They care about the
city. They're here for you. Do they have
deal with medical malpractice?
I'd like to charge myself.
I was going to say, if Rhett wants
suppress any charges, he'll also be
receiving the charges because he's been injecting
all kinds of weird. Would they deal
with that, you think? I'm not sure.
Yeah, we were getting ready
for the show. Well, Brett was,
Jeez, hot in here.
Gosh, it's so hot.
And Pender's like, Boomer's got a hoodie and a vest on.
And I know what it is?
Remember the other day off, off, off, pro show or pre or a half off air?
Oh, fair, yeah.
I said, you ever have those shirts or tops that make you all sweaty or sticky?
I think I got one of those.
Is that the golden bear?
Is that a master show?
Yeah, I thought it might be.
I love George Brett.
He's so good.
He is so good.
He had that crazy thing in Vegas.
What a story.
Yes, go comos.
Yeah.
Gotta have water.
Crabs.
It's crows.
It is hot in here, Jack.
Just telling you.
I'm cold.
I was going to say,
my hands are kind of chilly.
If anything.
Rett's hot.
Can I also say,
don't ever touch me with your hands again.
You reached over and kind of petted my hands to show me how cold your hands.
I don't know what everyone I have that.
Rep doesn't like touching hands,
but if you do see him in public,
he likes hugs.
Yeah, he's a big hugger.
Yeah, big hugger.
Can I turn to the whiskey?
because there's a bottle of rum behind me,
and by the way, Captain Ronn just finished his bar in the basement.
Really?
Is that Regina?
No, that's about school.
I thought he was Regina.
Oh, no.
There's a few guys that came in.
That's Barreve-Holt.
And is, is he also a fireman?
He is a fireman.
So that's why he ain't no captain.
He's an idiot.
Yeah, there you go.
Let's see.
First nozzle or something.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
I don't know.
Masters.
Yeah.
Masters be underway.
Get her going.
They got all the old guys.
Try not to smash her.
on the face in the gallery.
I brought the hat for you,
that's right behind you.
The master's hat.
See, look at the,
you.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
I put it down, but I'd sweat off.
Yeah, it's right.
It's cream colored.
It's sweat through.
It's got the salt band by the end of the show.
So, where are we at with the
illness?
Because we're three weeks in.
It's a lifelong struggle.
I don't know.
Does the guy go to the doctor?
I thought you were.
going to the doctor. I was, but you ran the show so long I couldn't make it.
If you have a doctor, I would suggest using it. Because if you're not going to use
him now, when are you going to use the doctor? Were we at home yesterday? No, you're here.
You are insane right now. He was sitting over there. I was just going to, I was getting, I was going to
search something from this other sea. By the time I got to the other web page, I totally forgot
what I was going to do. I needed a name. I didn't know how to spell it.
So you have two windows open, right?
Oh, yeah. So, okay.
Yeah, read that.
Okay.
Got it.
Lock it in.
Sorry.
Switch to the other window.
Nope.
Yeah.
Okay.
Over that.
Oh.
Oh, great.
It's not working.
It's not working.
I think your body is cranking the heat, which is making it a little delusional,
but also trying to kill the virus or whatever the hell is in you.
I would hit the whiskey or slash rum as well.
You're not afraid to try other things.
Think outside the box.
I mean, you were telling that story about what you and your sister got up to on that
vacation that time. If you go to Mexico, sometimes
the water will get you sick, but you just stick on the booze
healthy as can be.
Dean was making some incest
jokes, which he thought we're...
Sometimes you're, yeah, sometimes you're dark
humor. It's disturbing.
I'm just like, what are you? If I was doing that
what is your algorithm? Is that something is that algorithm?
This one time, me and my sister, we were in, on vacation
in Mexico, we got drunk together
one night. It's like
you see like the logical next place you have a sister i don't have a sister but you have children
that are siblings is that funny oh no no it's not right you actually made fun of my mom the other
yeah it's unbelievable taking rums of your mom uh pierced nips yeah that's making fun of her
busted you might need the club mcclod law here buster you're keep running our families i had no
idea her nips were pierced how i don't know this is the lucy
My mom's watch.
She's disgusted with you.
You're the people who are not alone.
You know what's going to be trouble for you?
When McLeod law is employed by somebody else to come after your ass.
No, retainer.
It's on the barn burner.
They can't.
Man, that's probably safer.
I'm looking to sue the fat guy on the left side of the screen.
I'm sorry, fat guy has had us for a number of years now.
We're very loyal.
A lot of work coming in.
A lot of slander and libel.
It is so.
hot in here. No, it's not.
You are hot in here. No one
else is hot. F.
I know you don't trust us. We can bring caddy
in someone else. We can verify
the temp. Oh, he's gone. He's going to
take a cold shower. Top layer, huh?
Opportunity
for me to tell you about Crowfoot Dodge while we're at it,
I suppose. Crowfoot Dodge.
I saw that I was right by there yesterday.
Oh, are you up in that name? Yeah. I'm right up there.
For another reason, but I'll tell you about it.
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I like that neighbor, not a number.
That sounds nice.
I like neighbors too.
Good neighbors.
20 crowfoot rise in the northwest, part of the capital automotive group capital getting bigger.
Big and strong.
Didn't you have a loon neighbor like 10 years ago?
I feel like you had neighbor issues, but I'm not in a long time ago.
I mean, I had neighbor issues.
Okay.
To the point that I cannot talk about it.
Really?
Yeah.
McLeod Law.
NDA.
It's, as you're.
legal representation will advise you not to speak of the neighbor anymore.
Yeah.
No,
Bueno.
Is that guy still make that salsa?
The salsa king?
I'm not sure.
I'm guessing he probably does.
If you're the king,
you don't just quit,
you know,
take your crown.
You're going to retire your crown?
They had that no king's thing.
They've moved.
Oh,
yeah.
So no longer a neighbor,
but,
yeah,
he made the,
he made salsa.
I like the salsa.
You weren't as a big a fan.
I wasn't a big a fan.
I don't like sweet salsa.
I like,
I like the,
I agree with that.
I like this more salty, spicy.
Yeah, yeah.
You get that mango salsa sometimes?
You never do the salsa verde, the green stuff?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
It's a sensational.
Yeah.
Like that's the bad bunnies sauce fat.
I'll tell you what, that hot sauce did the old taco time.
It's a great time to tell you about taco time.
It is Thursday after all.
Burrito full.
I'm going.
Burrito full Thursday.
Buy one, get one 50% off any burrito.
Get that test.
They were saying customers will come in.
They'll load up on burritos for the week.
Why not?
Got lunch triggered out.
It's going to fire me.
Those don't look delicious.
So good.
Holy.
You know what?
I like the rice.
I do too.
I like the rice.
Garb guy.
Garb loads.
Hardy.
Who me?
The bean pole over there?
No.
Oh,
oh,
you would be so mad if someone would have been sick.
You would have punched me in the face.
You would have been handing out headbutt.
It's with this guy.
Jeez.
Text Max is Taco Times.
That's their business.
They're rolling over 3.2 million burritos every year.
What?
I'm going to tell you so.
I'll let you finish.
One of those are yours?
Well, no, I mean, this is a great story.
Go?
My girlfriend, word to talk a taucata.
Which one?
I can't see her name.
You know the nickname?
From Saskatoon.
Hmm?
taught me how to fold the talk right.
or the brito yeah it's unique to know how to do it shit idiot from
stuff everywhere yeah there's a hole in both ends what am i down here it's falling out
everywhere what are you supposed to do kind of piss me off though because i still had to pay for
them even though you're great yeah she wouldn't steal for you that's too bad
that's the kind of people that talk with time employees good credible honest people
talk with time canada dot com find the one nearest you yes today buy one get one 50% off all
burritos.
Can't believe.
I hadn't thought of that before.
That your ex-girlfriend worked at a
talk of time.
Now, if you...
Downtown Sask, too.
If we had all of the ingredients, if we had the
Mizon place right here
on the table, could you put
one together and then fold that sucker up?
Nope. You lost it, had it
and lost it just like you girl? I can do it
only on the one end.
I leave the top end.
Yeah, yeah. I can't do it.
I've never been, none of my girlfriends ever
taught me how to do it.
Well, you could get more of them.
Girlfriends or maritos?
Both.
Both.
I know which one I want more than the other, I'm sure, at this point in my life.
And that's good news for Taco Ta-O-Tat.
They're going to roll it for you.
That's the whole thing, yeah.
Don't be intimidated.
I like it.
Delicious.
Get that hot sauce.
Yeah, it's really good.
I am good.
House made.
I'm going to bring home a bag today, like you said again.
Mm-hmm.
You walk in the door with a bag of taco type of sleep.
What?
Yes.
Nice.
Well, it is burritoful.
Barretoful Thursday.
Know what they're doing.
Also a Calgary Flame game day.
Get your helmet on the Colorado Avalent.
Again.
Yeah.
And then again.
Round two of three and then three of three next week.
Yeah.
So I didn't play them all year.
And then bingo bango bongo.
Last month of year.
Bing, bing, bing.
Bing, bing.
All in a row.
Is still on the road?
Still on the road.
Yeah, they are still on the road.
Are we running into injury troubles or something?
Love that on the back end.
Joel Hanley's on the IR.
You see how Kevin Ball is today.
Yeah, the ball.
A lot of news around, uh, he's got balls.
All you do there.
You just say, sit your ass on.
Yeah.
You get up a hall come and put it left side.
The issue is if you only have six healthy D,
you don't want to use your last recall on a D.
Oh, for crazy.
he's earmarked, you know, Abram Weeb coming on.
Because that's what's for.
I think there's been a lot of times.
There's also emergency recall situations.
This does not put them in emergency.
So, yeah.
Some of you guys, sportsy guys get into this stuff.
I just read Pikes because he knows more than all of us, yeah.
But I think they're saving their last recall for Karen seems to be the, uh, he's earned it.
You feel almost bad for him.
You do, he got hurt.
He's been super good in the A.
Yeah.
But I don't know if he's ever going to be.
I think, uh, if he's here, it's going to be tough because there's so
many young kids are going to want to set eyes on, I would not be surprised to see him
surface to another organization and maybe be a fine fourth line C or maybe he's just a quad A guy
and he's going to go rake in Europe in a couple of years and make a half million bucks of the car
apartment tax free. Let's go. I love a good apartment. But as far as the, you know, recalls
and stuff, you can have a plan, but then sometimes plans have to change. Yeah. And I think there was
a thought this injury was going to cost him the whole year and he's worked his way back and there's
an article, I think it was on Flem's Nation even, they're talking about the idea of one more
recall was in the gym.
We're having like got to get back.
I have one more sniff here.
We'll see.
Well, fingers crossed them.
Yeah.
If you lose a deed tonight, that's probably off the table.
Yeah.
Um, so it's, uh, Colorado.
Who do they got?
I'll say that.
Who do they got?
In general.
Now, maybe it's my small town upbringing.
and my awe shock's nature.
But I was kind of, I was kind of,
like, no one likes a bragger.
Right.
You know, over, you know,
over, deliver, underpressed.
Yeah, just kind of, you know,
that sort of thing.
Small town sensibilities.
I was brought up, expect nothing,
and you'll never be disappointed.
Maybe.
Yeah, keep expectations low.
But I'll say this.
Colorado,
they're a lot of bragging to do.
I don't know if they're doing it,
but no one likes a bragger and,
I'll walk you through some of this stuff because it's
showoffs.
It's a lot about them.
It's a lot about them.
Now the last six games,
win one lose one.
Wishi.
They beat St. Louis on Tuesday 3 to 1.
Outshot the Blues 3.9
through the first two periods of play.
Nine times.
They lead the NHL in points.
wins, regulation wins,
road wins, points percentage,
they have the best penalty kill,
the most shots per game.
Wedgwood, their goaltender is first and goals against.
He's first in safe percentage.
Gee.
With a regulation win tonight,
it would equal their most wins in,
team history ever regulations team history like regulation a regulation win it would equal their
best team they did three times 96 97 2000 2001 21 22 that 21 22 team was really good so
this must be their last game of the year then d no they got uh well and that's the other thing they've
got uh five more all against the pacific pillow fight that's amazing uh their first and as far as the goals for
against their first there.
They're a plus 93.
Second is
Tampa Bay at plus 60.
Oh. Flames are minus
45.
First and goals
per game, first and goals against,
first in shots, five-on-five
scoring, points from the blue line.
There's only one thing they're not good at.
One thing in the sport, no.
Power play is
bottom
standby.
They are 30%
over their last 11 games.
They went 31.3% in March.
So they said,
I guess if we're going to be good at
everything else.
You probably get the power play goal.
A month ago or so,
they were dead last.
Well, remember, yeah, they came through
as how the hell is this team how?
I know what happened.
Goddrey.
Nas? Maybe.
Yeah, 9 for 30 over their last 11,
which is 30%.
So.
And, and if you, if you've forgotten, the last time these two teams met,
nine two victory for the abs.
Nine times.
Is it five nothing in the first?
Yeah, they really payout for bet three six five.
It was like they'd hardly, the puck hadn't hit the ice yet.
Ching.
Abs are eight oh and one in their last nine against the flames.
Remember when you had to chat with Gully and let them know to pass a message along?
You think you have to send the same message to Bednar?
No.
I don't either.
I'm going to let Chair do his thing.
I don't think he needs a heads up.
It's got a good tough.
Because it's from Humboldt.
When the Avs score first, 39, 2, and 5.
Goodness.
They are 39 and 0 when leading after two periods.
There's one other one too.
There's the shots.
They've been outshot, they've been outshot 15 times this year.
They're 14 and 1.
Yeah.
In those.
So that whole having the best goal in the league this year thing probably helped him even when they do get out shot.
Crazy.
And you didn't mention Nathan McKinnon's 51 goals to lead the league.
51 goals.
Yeah, but all of it.
A bunch of empty netters.
Poor Cole Cawfield can't get an empty.
I've got an update on that, by the way, because you asked a phenomenal question yesterday.
Like, phenomenal.
Best question you asked ever in the history of your broadcast.
Ever?
Ever?
Ever?
Yeah, phenomenal.
Ever?
Well, I'm glad to hear it contributed.
We got it in the Pitter report.
Oh, I see.
So we got to wait for the Pitter report.
I can do it now if you want.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're talking about McKeese.
This is my question.
You're going to use it in your report?
No, I think you got to inspire people, right?
And you wanted the answer.
If it's pertaining to the subject, which we're talking.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it right now.
I believe it is the number 14, Jack.
So you had asked yesterday, oh, my gosh.
We had noted that Cole Coffield has zero MT net goals and is 492 back in McKinnon.
McKinnon raised five.
approximately 10% of his goals this year
coming to an empty net.
You said, oh my gosh,
Caulfield's getting screwed.
I wonder if there's been a guy that scored 50
and had no empty net goals.
Well, somebody asked Grock, that's the AI tool
on Twitter slash X.
Yes, several NHL players have achieved
50 plus goal seasons with zero empty netters.
The most notable example, Brett Hull,
86.
Oh, Kai McKinster.
Zero.
He had him in his draft us.
We were in like, great.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Shab.
Schellet.
Oh.
Brain's working now.
Shab.
Shop, dog.
This is the highest single season goal total without any empty netters.
86.
Also over his career, only 11 empty netters, which is incredibly low for a guy that's...
No, it's not because it's Brett Hall.
And if you were up in a game, probably you don't put Brett on.
I'm going to go have a shower beer, boys.
You finish this up for me.
Not exactly.
Protect.
the lead. I could also see, like, I think there was some overlap with Keenan in St. Louis.
I'd be correct on that, right? Oh, yeah. Like, all right, right.
I think he, we're up for. I think he told Keenan how it went and then wouldn't put him out there.
That's crazy. 86 without an empty net. 86 itself is. 86 is wild. Because I think what, 92 is the record with Wayne?
Like, 86 might be second. 86? Yeah. It's almost 100. It's so many goals.
well over a goal again.
And we're dying for like a 50 and 50 chase.
This guy had 86 and 70.
86 goals.
86.
There's six guys that have scored 75 or more in the history league.
That's great.
That a boy, Brett.
Thanks, Brock.
Former flame.
That's right.
Yeah.
Blake's fought forever.
Brett,
how many of yours were empty netters?
I got one because we've got it here and it made me have more goals than Iggy.
Remember when noodles got mad at me yesterday?
Yeah, slow starter.
Iggy was a shitty start.
here. You can get mad
to those, but it's true. I can remember the newspaper
articles every November. It's like,
what's up with Jerome? Now, he is a slow starter,
but boy, it's getting late, and then he'd just go
on this torrid heater, getting some scraps,
hat tricks. My best
line ever, Jack. How many goals
you got, Iggy?
I'm sure that went over like a fart and chival.
All the boys were dying.
They're like, who, oh, shit.
Give us Jerome's face.
It was kind of
that grimace, smiley,
Yeah.
You're funny.
You're funny.
I'm going to kill you.
It is hard to figure because it's not like he came to camp out of shape.
No, he'd always win.
He was always ready to go.
Maybe.
Too fit.
Need to put some pudge.
What did I call the guys yesterday?
Which guys?
You took a lot of pot shots.
There were a few yesterday.
Gridden notably.
Yeah.
A phony?
Floating.
Floating fucker, yeah.
One made us some logos for that too.
Do you see that?
Jack and Instagram.
Check that up.
Really?
Nice.
We're in Colona one summer.
Me and Durham are sitting there having a few beers from house right beside
J. Rome's.
So Iggy comes over and he brings an apple.
And we're like chugging whiskey and beers and chips and dip and he's sitting there.
One of these things ain't like the other one.
Oh, God, love you, Joe.
I can't believe you didn't win a cup
The hell's right.
He was an Ave too, just at the wrong time.
Yeah.
Kings at the wrong time.
He shouldn't have gone there at that time.
Boston at the wrong time.
The hell was he thinking?
He was tired of chasing.
Anguena with the wrong time.
Boston, it's a piss per yard.
I'll just take some dough.
He should have just stayed at one place.
McKinnon,
51 goals to lead the league.
123 points in 76 games.
That is good for third.
Kuturov has 126.
which is four clear of that and McDevo last night out of five point night.
So that'll help as he's now got 133.
I don't want to change the subject because I know we're playing my abs today.
I don't like what's going on.
Now there was some good news with the cultural capital team, right?
The festival city?
Yeah.
Ed Fest.
Yeah.
I mean, good news, I guess.
What's the good news?
Well, I don't feel a bit sheepish.
Yeah.
I mean, there was news.
Connor Ingram had to leave the game.
Oh, shoot.
After two and Tristan Jari came in.
That's given me hope, though.
Jarger?
Yeah.
Jack, where's the shirts?
Precautionary.
Felt some tightness, apparently.
It wasn't like Stolars?
T's no precautionary was similar.
Stolars was out.
Super guy. Yeah. I'm not laughing at these things.
Yeah. It's really obvious.
That's cool.
That poor guy's had a tough time staying healthiest whole career.
Still large, that is.
So what are you trying to tell us, Dean?
We've got zero chance.
You know what I'm going to do with your bullshit?
Oh, careful now.
Oh, I'm doing it.
Don't.
The Seattle's on Dundt.
What are you doing?
All right.
Fingerprint.
And here we go.
Fingerprint.
Oh, yeah.
Mr. Secure phone here has got his footprint for it.
I trust that's, well,
while Rett's doing his bet, let me tell you about adrenaline source for sport.
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See, it feels like baseball.
We were talking about,
Tuesday we were talking baseball.
It was like, oh, there's snow on the ground.
What are we doing?
How about the game last?
A good game, yes, Jeff.
Self location, 9309, McLeod Trail.
The north location,
you may not even know there was,
there's two.
That's right, there's two.
They also have the satellite one at FCA,
which is nails.
That's right.
Northland Village Mall.
If your team,
and again, we'll talk about baseball.
If you're looking to like,
like your kids sports team.
We need jerseys.
We need,
you know,
be nice to have some track suits,
hoodies,
that sort of thing.
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Maybe you're a business.
Oh.
It's like,
well,
yeah,
we'd like some.
Swag.
We'd like some team stuff
for our,
for our staff,
for our employees.
Adrenaline group.
Dot C.
They're doing that too.
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They're doing,
they're getting the,
they're getting the baseball going.
It is baseball season.
That is at the Northland location.
The batting cage with
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Go head to head, find the one that feels right.
20 to 50% off select items in store as far as a preseason
clearance on baseball and softball equipment.
It'll vary by location. It depends on availability and all that,
but you've got your cleats,
slow pitch bats, fast pitch baseball, batting gloves,
helmets, protective items, gloves, demo bat,
blow out up to 50% off the demos that they've got there.
That's at the Northland location.
but starting to get the baseball rolling in your head.
Check your kids.
Did their cleats fit for last year?
They don't.
I already checks now.
What about the pants?
Did they grow?
Get the metal cleats.
So they can.
Yeah.
So she gives you a spike.
But you need some for practice.
You don't want to get the gamers dirty.
Yeah.
You don't want to wear your gamers.
20 to 50% off.
Helmets, batting gloves.
It's all there.
Yeah.
You need it all.
Preseason.
Clearance on baseball and softball stuff.
At adrenaline source for sports,
if it's baseball,
you can Northland Village Mall location.
because they got the hit tracks there's
I remember
it takes you back
I did
we did a radio deal
at the grand opening
of adrenaline source for sports
And I remember going in that place
It is massive
and thinking
location's good
but this place is too big
Like what were you thinking
There's a
Thinker's not always better you know
There's a loft in the back
That you do that
this whole area here you've got a skate sharpener
and now you walk in there and it's just rammed
the glove wall the stick racks they got the shooting
shooting lane there as well kids will never leave
yeah they love it there oh yeah test your stick before you buy it how you like that
and now that upstairs loft thing goaliland that's right
it's like they had a plan i think they're they're doing oh thanks radio
guy. Yeah, yeah, we didn't think of that.
We'll take that into consideration. Yeah. Oh, should we have
thought about square footage and stuff when, oh, okay. Thanks, tubby.
Yeah, appreciate that.
Tubble word.
I put together thing today.
Oh, boy, you've been working. I was up early today.
Yeah, I was up early today. And I had this thing going on.
And your brain. And it happens every year. And I have, I have an answer. I finally have an answer.
but I still have some questions
but I'm going to put this
I'm going to say that this is for Crystal Waters
plumbing and heating but this is
from my house
earlier today
so there's been this noise
and it comes like
so in the furnace room
I wouldn't see
is it the furnace
it's not the air conditioner
it's not the hot water tank
oh what the hell
I have to call Crystal Waters
and figure out of
this out, but every 30 seconds
there's like a...
What is that?
Oh no.
That's son of a bitch.
You back.
Every year. He back?
You got to move?
What the f-
Look at that asshole.
You a name for him?
Bert. He's about to get one.
He's good at what he does.
What an idiot.
That's not even wood, you moron.
What are you doing up there?
It is so loud.
It just rings through the whole house.
I was actually befuddled.
I had no idea when you're showing the video.
My daughter gives me shit.
She's like, Dad, like it started six in the morning.
It wakes me up every day.
Would you do something about this?
Like, babe, I don't know what it even is.
Not you know.
Asshole.
That's his name.
Never liked the bird.
So what do you do?
Get a gun.
I can't call Crystal Waters for that, can I?
I don't do that.
I don't know if they do pest control.
Sean,
can you?
Oh,
is it the furnace?
Well,
it's a vent.
It's part of the furnace,
I guess,
in a way,
because it's the,
what an idiot.
Not Sean,
the woodpeck and a idiot.
So what do they,
what do they do that for?
Is it to like,
feel good?
Is it?
I think like,
traditionally,
they'd be doing it on wood
so they could get the bugs
underneath the bark,
but that's not wood,
that's not wood,
that's not a wood pecker.
Yes.
Not a metal pecker,
not an aluminum pecker.
What are we talking here?
There's two of them.
There are two assholes up there.
Look at them.
It's like outside.
That rings through the neighborhood.
Sounds like a construction.
And I'm here to tell you, there's other houses in the neighborhood.
They've got these pipe things, whatever it is.
Just yours.
My house every year.
So is it the same woodpecker every year?
Yeah, I'm right. It is.
It's a little.
There he is.
So if I kill that son of a bitch.
I don't think you're allowed to look at the other guy
he's next in line he's like would you hurry up
are you almost done
you can look good up there I gotta wait till this guy's done
I'm gonna slide in get the leftovers
chicken wings dean
someone's put it tricking either
glued down with honey some
bird seed in the thing
that's what I'm thinking I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get them
get a nerve gun
can you put this
I don't think you're allowed to
yeah I don't think they want you shooting
I'd consult McLeod law
before we get
Okay.
Don't talk to the weapon.
I don't talk to.
Austin about that.
Yeah.
Good idea.
So if you ever had,
because I see sometimes.
I have had sighting.
They'll,
they'll,
like,
hit the siding or whatever.
Because it's kind of wood like.
Yeah.
I have had everyone I've ever talked to that brings up the woodpecker.
It is a real problem.
Assholes.
That's no easy.
It is not a simple fix.
They are jerks.
And it's a hellatious thing to deal with.
Goodness.
I think you should go sit up on that roof.
I'm going to call Sean anyway
Listen
It's not really what we do boom
Look whatever
Crystal water's plumbing and heating
Spring is here or coming
I like that you can get right into the furnace room
It's like you're right next to the
You're right there yeah
I was like it's got to be in this room
Yeah
Why is going back to his studio and his kitchen
It's clearly in the furnace room
It is so loud
Well yeah because the bent goes into every room
In the house and that's correct
Yeah shoot
Dang.
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Thanks,
how many goals
Nate McKinnon has?
Correct.
Sure.
And with four more.
Yeah.
I'm in good spirits
despite that asshole at my house.
And the woodpeck.
So you're saying 6 a.m.
That starts.
Every,
yeah.
We can save on an alarm clock.
Harre.
I would bring Jack who would do with it.
Jack,
what are you doing today?
I got nothing.
What would be?
Now, again,
just,
well
I've got a couple
BB guns so I think that's what I'm doing
it's not allowed but
can you put up like a
like a scarecrow or something
oh
like so it works for a lot
that would drive me nuts
what do you do with because people will put owls
what are the owls scaring off
they'll have like the wooden
yeah that's a good question
other small birds
yeah is pit
given from shitting
yeah it was shot
pop out of the property.
Pigeons are.
They're assholes.
I got a lot on my plate guys.
These birds, eh?
Birds.
Birds.
Useless.
How am I going to lay around for
12 hours a day
with the masters on
and listen to that bullshit?
I'd have that dealt.
What about a mesh thing around that?
It's probably the answer.
Some kind of a deal.
Yeah.
Fancy type deal.
There's got to be,
like a job where someone deals with birds,
no? Oh, yeah, they see me coming.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, it's probably, is it annoying? Is it every year?
Does it wake you up early in the morning?
Oh, boom cat will be.
It starts at the break of dawn.
Oh, that's a hand.
Boom cat will be climbing the ladder.
That bird will be on top of his head.
Give me $19,000.
To put like a, what?
Like a small cage around the top of my, yeah.
Actually 20. I don't like your tone.
Yeah.
Price has just gone on.
Do you like sleep?
I love sleep.
It's my favorite.
21.
Damn it.
All right.
Let's do this thing.
Because I think we're...
Unless you want to talk about abs and flames more because we've got some in there.
It's fine.
They're all over.
Don't you worry to you guys.
You're winning and losing.
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Maybe you got an extra car?
Something floating around property, right?
I'm like, dump a car.
Maybe for next April Fool's.
You can sell the car.
Yeah.
Somebody you did that to your kit.
That's great.
Or maybe it's a lease that's expiring.
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You shake cans, make a deal.
24 hours you're paid.
Gotta love that.
Go say how to our friends up in the Northwest Automall.
We start on a game day.
That's right.
And who do we got is the poster boy on Flames Nation today for the game day?
Who do we got, Jack?
Well, if it isn't noted thug.
Old busted beak strobe.
Yeah.
A little light in the wallet, too.
Yeah, down 5K.
Screw you, Batman.
Georgie P.
Peros.
Come on, how could you?
Yeah.
It is, as you see here, a 7 o'clock start.
Can you actually in Denver?
I know.
It's 5K, but for these guys.
Parking ticket.
You know what actually happens that money?
It all goes to player assistance months.
So the more that they're raking in,
the more coming back to the old alumni,
alumni, as you'd say.
And then I'm going to call George and say,
start having it.
It's 10k, 50, 21, 950.
Virus.
Don't make me get McLeod law to start.
Seriously.
Seeing what we're doing with all this.
There's maybe some misappropriation of that.
I'm all over you.
Come on, George.
On Flavis Nation, more on the team.
Lots's going on.
Brennan Offman acquired from the Rangers for,
what, their second rounder a couple of years ago,
prospect.
How's he adjusting?
There's a, Paige Stewart's on the case.
She's covering all things.
Wranglers and Riley.
Oh, Riley Delaney.
Good old Riley Delaney.
What's going on in the Pacific?
Got all covered.
It's all there, Flames Nation friends.
Great season put forth in Russia by a prospect we don't talk a lot about.
It's 20-year-old Carill Zerubin.
Look at the numbers this year.
933 Shuddies.
They need a play in round of 152 and at 927 in the playoffs.
Do you like the Rubin?
I love the room.
And what's the difference between that and the Mardi Cristo?
Grilled eggs.
Sourcrow.
Or they both got
Is it my
Chrissos?
Like fried
It's dipped in
Like French toast
Yeah
Yeah I think that's the difference
And the Rubin is just like a corn
corned beef
mustard mustard
Sourcrowe
On rye
Oh god I could
Well which one has the Thousand Island dress
Rubin
Is it the rush?
Yeah
The Rubin has the
Yeah the
It is Thousand Island right
I don't know
The Rubin has it?
I think so yeah
Jack
Anyway
this Ruben Zays Dadduddin Jr.
I would imagine they're going to try
bring this guy over for the Wranglers next year.
Oh, they got too many goalies.
I don't know if they do anymore
because I think old Prasvatov,
see ya.
It'd be Sergeev and him and the miners.
Don't mind that.
A couple of young Ruskis.
Ed Wolfe.
That's what I'm in the Russians guys.
Wolf and the miners.
Coolie.
All right.
Corned, Swiss cheese, sourcrow,
and Russian or a thousand island dress.
What about that?
On Rye.
Ah.
I like a good, right?
And that's the Rubin.
Yeah.
And the Moni Cristo,
Monte Cristo
Monte Cristo
Monty Cristo
Monter Cristo
Confirm you're a human being
That's what?
You're eating humans
What?
What's hell you're talking about
Confirm you're a human
So you can't get a Monty Cristo
recipe?
I just want to know what's in a Monte Cristo sandwich
A classic Monte Cristo sandwich
Combines ham, turkey
and Swiss cheese between
slices of white bread
which are then dipped in an egg batter and pan fried like French toast.
Second type of meat and the pan fried.
So really not all that similar.
I thought that it was quite similar.
I take it back.
Flames will be busy potentially come the end of June at the draft.
Old Piker has updated the potential draft slots based on the standings here.
Oh, so he did what I said we should do.
He must listen to the show.
We said we'd get you the list of their picks.
and now we're giving you the list of the talks and you're angry because Pike is on it.
Pike's always stealing our stuff.
Beat it Pike.
Third overall, 18th overall, 3536, 52, 54, 6567.
Get a better picture of Craig.
He does.
He looks like he's disheveled.
They told me this job was easy.
Red said anyone could do it.
I've been sleeping in my car for three nights.
I go out to the parking lot and get 90 minutes.
Then it starts again.
This freaking Eastern time is all.
Smoke menthols.
Jack and I are ripping menthols.
Whiskey and menthol.
It's the only thing I can get through the day with.
My voice sound different.
Stress.
I need to hire another.
Three gym.
It's too much work.
Sorry, Craig.
You're doing a great job.
He's doing great.
You're looking great.
Schedule is this.
Okay.
This week,
Thursday, Saturday, Sunday.
Dino, they're opening a three and four tonight
in three different cities.
Hoy.
Hoy.
Start with the abs.
As Dean noted, number one in the league at everything,
except power play, which has actually been very good
the last month.
I'm going to say something.
Yeah, fire.
The abs screw this up.
You have a real issue moving forward.
The only other thing is they've got the fourth
best home record.
Oh, just.
It's a little disappointing.
They're firsted over there.
A mile high.
Yeah.
I thought they'd have a huge advantage there.
Yeah, Carolina's first.
no one likes going to Carolina
you gotta get a P.F. Chang's.
Oh, dude, I love P.F.
I know, but you don't feel good after you eat it.
And how do you play a hockey game after crushing PF.
Jay?
Well, yeah, I suppose, yeah, if you want,
I didn't think about it.
That way, it's, it seems like you get to PF Chas before the hockey game.
Carolina, sorry, Carolina, 29 wins and 60 points.
Boston, Buffalo.
Oh, wow.
Then it's Colorado, Washington.
Well, I guess, depending, wins.
And then points are a little bit different.
Washington, eh?
Washington has 24 home wins, 53 home ice points, same as the Ups.
Geez.
Flames will be in Seattle to close the road trip and an earlier start.
Note that this is not your Saturday late night.
This is a 5 o'clock mountain start.
And the reason, well, we got to get our asses home to play the mammoth.
I don't like it.
It's Masters weekend.
Yeah, late start.
By then.
Now I got to have two screens.
Well, I know how excited you've been for the cracking in the flames.
you've been hyping this match up for weeks.
It is disappointed.
Barnberger of a match.
The good news on Monday, you can just talk about the Sunday game.
You know what this is on Saturday.
No one would notice.
Just between else.
No one would notice that I didn't watch the game loss.
You would know.
And you wouldn't be able to slay.
Yeah, you would.
I'd get up early.
Mammoth, they're rolling pretty good.
We talked about it after that went over the Oilers.
Four in a row.
Okay.
Not bad.
Cracking the exact opposite.
You said yesterday, 10 of 11, they've lost.
Yeah, they have.
Yuck.
Oh, that guy quit.
Gross.
Get the skids.
We do have news on that in a moment.
Yes.
Colorado, let's take a peek under the hood.
What are they doing?
Some question about Nazim Kadri's availability tonight.
Yesterday we told him that he had a finger issue.
Not a firm timeline.
Maybe he goes.
Maybe he doesn't.
It will be interesting to see if he's in or not.
If he's not in, my guess at the lineup, Dino,
Nick Wasslod's to center and Kivirantah goes into the Nick
Wosselot.
And he's finally been passed for the team lead and points for
for the Calgary flames.
Evan Ruel. Look at the
wrench getting in there. So quick.
All right, Pike. Appreciate it. Told you
listed Steelers shit. God, do you love Pike?
Hey, Rhett? Just settle down. Tuck it under your belt.
Don't go drinking with Pike.
Good to see Logan O'Connor back. He's only played
eight games all year. Suffered an injury early
this season, the Calgary boy, part of their
cup winning team a few years ago and one of the better
penalty killers in the league.
Also, Glenn Lake represent. A couple of Calgary
kids there, right? One of the other
Calgary kids is out. Camarar are still
out after he was
gooned up by the flames. What was that a week
and a half ago? No, whatever.
Clapka. Clap bomb.
Here's the thing, Kale.
Clap daddy. Kale? Here's the thing.
If you're on Klappka's team, you can't hurt you.
Chestnut checkers. There you go.
Here's the blue line without kale.
You got top pair Sam Malinski who's quietly
at a really good year. Probably made Sam Gerard
expensive for them. That allowed them bring
a Brett Kulak. Totally expensive.
Expendable, excuse me.
Josh Manson.
Blankenberg and thousand plus games in a row,
Brent Burns.
Yeah, Burns, a thousand in a row.
We were talking about Kessel, 164 consecutive.
So Burns is now, what, a thousand, this will be one thousand three.
Ish.
So he needs three quarters of a season straight next year to shatter it.
Also part of playing 1,000 in a row, he hit the 1,000 games played plateau.
Is that right?
Yeah. Where do that works.
Congrats, Brent.
That boy, Brento.
Brento.
Goleys, the woods.
Wedgwood's had a really good year.
And Blackwood's been fine.
I think when they made this move, remember last year they did the Ann and
and Out, Georgiav out.
They threw a bunch of middling picks around and some of solve their goaltending.
Other teams saying you can't fix your goalies, there's no goalies.
These guys did it pretty quick.
Not a lot of playoff experience, but Wedgwood's been the better.
But Blackwood was kind of thought to be the one.
Wedgwood, a little more veteran.
and Blackwood younger.
Blackwood 899, safe percentage, Wedgwood 918.
That is tidy.
The goals against Blackwood 2.58, Wedgwood 210.
Sterling numbers.
And as we mentioned, the wedge,
he's tops in the league and goals against the safe percentage.
That's good.
If you like those things.
I think you should if they're on your team, yeah.
Finals from last night before we saunter through the standings.
Dino, let's go for a lap around a light night in the NHL.
The Sabers, we had them minus one and a half.
They rewarded us with an empty netter.
Thank you, friends.
Zach Benson with a pair.
Did you see Josh don't pass on the empty net from four feet away?
I love this kid.
It's the stupidest little thing.
He's like, oh, Benson's already got one.
You let him get a two gold net.
And it's weird because his dad is such.
Yeah, he didn't get that first.
Sabers trailed three, two going into the third.
They get three to win it.
It's their 20th comeback win of the season.
Wow.
Soul possession of first of the Atlantic.
two up on Tampa and Montreal.
Both of those teams have four left sabers.
Three games remaining, they will be home to
Columbus in Chicago and home
to Dallas.
Jay Roseville did his Leifest Morning Take Show
from our studio today and called the Leafs
effort amid this dreadful season.
The worst he's seen all year.
They got blanked by the Caps for nothing.
The caps have won
five of seven. They're
three back of Ottawa for the second wild card.
They're three back of Philly for third in the metro.
Games played are a problem.
Flyers out of a game in hand, at least.
Yeah, we know that.
And, yeah, the Oilers, five points from Davo.
McDevo.
Bouchard tops 90 points on the season.
Wow.
They lead Vegas by two for first place in the Pacific.
Connor Ingram, we mentioned, had eight saves through two periods.
Not a lot, not busy.
Replaced by Tristan Jari and the third.
He made four saves in the final frame.
Oh, boy, Jarr, you got it, buddy.
Precautionary reasons said,
Chuck, after feeling discomfort
in the final TV time out in the second period,
just figured this be, let's sit you down.
What a jerk.
Sharks 5 and 2 in their last 7, despite the loss,
their three back of Nashville.
They still have a game in hand.
As we talked about,
McDavid, I used to the lead league points or something.
Other note on an injured goalie,
it was Stolaris getting dinged up in that
Toronto Maple East one. He
likely done for the year with his history
and how that looked and how gingerly
he moved back to the bench.
awful year for the Leafs.
We're trying to get into that top five to keep their first rounder
slash bottom five.
Did you see the brothers get point?
Brother?
Brother.
I did.
The protests.
Wow.
And then who scored the goal?
Leonard.
Oh, I like Ryan Leonard.
I don't know who it was, but he was a jerk.
He could have it back to the kids.
Oh, Leonard.
Selfish.
Jesus.
No, Shane, don't.
Or Josh, yeah.
Let's go to the standings.
I'll start out east.
You had noted the caps are not going away.
Their issue is.
the game's played, so I just crop them out.
Sorry, gotcha. You're three back with three
left. That does tell you,
when you're three back, it's like, sorry, we can't
include you into this race. You just don't have a lot of runway.
I mean,
I guess everyone could lose out and you could get in,
but the Islanders can't.
Islanders have four to roll all at home.
They could max out at what,
97 points.
New coach bump.
DeBoar Bump?
They brought the Leafs tonight.
That's an easy one.
second half of back to back after that.
Wow, you know they're going to show up and work.
What, the yashers?
The guy of the popcorn thing, because the players aren't.
I'm sorry, pot shots again.
And again, you noted that the Buffalo win put some top spot in the Atlantic,
Tampa and Montreal, two points back with a game in hand.
I think we're going to get a tiebreakers sorting one, two, three in the land.
I'm very worried.
Yeah.
I play this out.
Yep.
Because Buffalo's our team, right?
Oh, yeah.
I would be very worried about finishing in first.
You don't want Boston?
Ottawa.
You don't want Ottawa.
Oh, you mean in the conference?
Yeah.
Carolina's got a game in hand in two.
So Carolina as it stands would get Ottawa, but yes, if you pass Carolina, you're
able to find a,
well, I don't think anyone wants a piece of Ottawa.
No, I would be very worried about it.
Because it's, again, all they're missing is one thing.
The saves, and the guy that's been awful this year, has had many stretches where he gives you
the saves.
And I'll be all.
I like Rod the Bod.
We all like Rod the Bod.
I'd be fine if Carolina wants to get bounced in round one.
They are the team where...
Give us a spicy series.
I don't feel any obligation at any point in a playoff run to watch them.
They are playoff Seattle.
I have no emotions, but they make the playoffs.
Yeah.
They find ways to make playoff hockey, which is thrilling.
Eh, I'll maybe, is it on?
I guess I could watch it.
Sorry, Rod, Rod, get out of there.
Oh, that'd be my.
Get out of there.
Not because of you, Rod, but you go somewhere else.
It's been eight years.
You've made the playoffs every year.
Everyone loves you.
Your owner's grinding your salary.
Come on, get out of there, Rod.
How nice can it be there?
How nice can it be?
Seriously.
If Changs anywhere.
You lived in Hartford.
You can live,
teams are going to watch.
No wonder if you thinks rally is so nice.
They're going to be very happy to have you.
Let's go to the bottom.
Bottom of the standing friends.
Get Huska out of here.
West first.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, we didn't do the west.
Okay.
Oilers do have the lead in the Pacific.
Vegas, two back with a game in hand, Anaheim, three back with a game in hand.
Ducks are reeling at the moment.
Colorado has locked up the one.
Dallas and Minnesota will play each other.
We don't know who will have home ice yet.
They each of four games to play.
And at the bottom, Nashville, a one point edge on the Kings, but the Kings do have a game in hand.
San Jose, that was a tough loss last night.
12 shots.
start looking at the, if we had two more points in the standings where we'd be.
We missed opportunity.
Look at those games, how bad they were against Calgary.
Oh, terrible.
Yeah, at least through those games, they were.
They beat them pissed out of the flames once, but the other ones are not good at all.
Yeah.
Let's look at the finals from last night.
You did that.
Sorry.
The odds playoffs.
Bottom.
Bottom.
Thank you.
I'm including Florida.
This is all your 500 and worst teams in the NHL.
The only reason I'm including Florida and Toronto,
Toronto needs to drop one spot to keep their first rounder
if the lottery balls don't screw them,
which again,
we've seen lots of teams jump up from below five.
So there's no guarantee if they finish fifth in the bottom.
They keep that pick.
They still need the lottery balls.
And Florida will keep their pick of its bottom 10.
That's looking pretty safe unless they want to win out,
which would be insane.
They're too smart to do that.
I think Toronto screwed because Seattle ain't getting two more points.
Peak pain for the Leafs is sixth position in the draft.
It's looking very real.
Oh, here, Boston, a sixth overall pick for you.
Unless the lottery.
Unless they do get in, and as we saw yesterday on the Tensitathon,
then they win the lottery.
Then they will keep it.
Yeah.
Again, most likely outcome at this point would be them picking six or seven.
Crazy.
Yuck.
Bad deal.
We'll keep moving.
You don't know where we're going.
Here are your odds after last night's games.
You can see the loss for the sharks drops them 9% that stings.
out east.
Little bump for the caps,
but you can see there's still single digits.
Ottawa looks safe.
The ducks look pretty safe.
It's really one spot in each conference that's up for grabs.
And Philly's got the upper hand in the east.
Well, the Kings are a coin toss right now.
Nashville, maybe.
The thing is, two points make such a difference.
Like you see a 9% or 9, 10%,
That's massive.
Huge story.
And you've got basically all these teams playing tonight,
I think for the most part.
Yeah, we'll come in to more.
These numbers will be different, for sure.
And that's why it's fun this last week of the season.
The season will wrap exactly a week from tonight.
Clinching scenarios tonight.
You're teams that can punch their tickets for Colorado.
They have not clinched the President's trophy,
but they have clinched the West.
A win of any variety.
They'll be the one seed for the entirety of the playoffs,
win the President's trophy.
Penguins get in with any sort of a win jack.
Boston going to need some help.
They've got to beat Toronto
amongst some other things.
Can I just tap on the brakes a little bit?
Yeah, far.
You do like to take runs of Jack.
You like to make, you know,
I've sat here and watched the
bickering, the backs and forth
all year. You try to get under his skin.
I think you need to give this a little more
gravitas.
Penguins can get in with a win tonight, Jack.
The Pittsburgh Penguins can clinch
a playoff spot tonight, Jack.
Two night. And to be fair.
You're here tomorrow and they could be in the playoffs.
It feels like it's been wrapped up for two months.
They've been that good.
Over two weeks, I should say.
Like, they have been well ahead of the cutoff line.
Who they got tonight, Jack?
I know you're the devils.
The devils who've been awful.
Yeah.
Maybe they don't play Markstrom though, so you never know.
We're in, boys.
I said it last week.
We're in.
And a 70% chance that round one is Penguins Flyers.
Oh, man.
I like it.
I mean, come on.
You know what you can do with the Carolina series?
Put it the exact same.
time is Pittsburgh Philly? Don't need to see
a moment of the war.
Utah's need a bunch of help.
Same with the Oilers.
They need to win in regulation
and an Anaheim win as well.
So could be clenches
tonight. We'll see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm most excited about Pittsburgh
out of that group. Oh, Colorado.
You're going to clinch the President's trophy.
All right. Do they want that curse?
It's nice for the mammoth, I suppose, right?
We don't.
I'd be big for the...
That's nice for them. I think they are pumped up
and that building was rocking when they continue
the last time that franchise was in.
Goodness.
Mike Smith might have been there.
Get Pike on.
Pike, get in there.
It's been 10 seconds.
2015.
Mike Smith wrote them to the,
took them to the Western Conference finals.
It was crazy.
When you say 2050s,
oh, so not that long ago.
Wait a minute.
Jesus,
it's 2020.
So the Kings won that year.
It would have been 14 or 12,
if I'm correct,
because that's the year's they won
because it was Chicago 10, 13, 1550.
Who you?
Okay.
Keep moving.
we've got some milestones and news to report
McDude was out of again in on all five goals
he's off his game today he's off he's
points before 30
he's the second best ever more than Mario is impressive
or is this is this rope a dope from him
maybe he's like hey look at how it good the oil
way hey look at this look at
I don't create something that deeply I think he went to the
NHL website and took everything that was on there
when you watch the highlights last night you're like
how does this gun out of six rings?
Like, could you not find a goalie
in the 10 years you've had him?
Oh, you had Mike Smith in his late 30s.
That's the best goal you've given McDude.
So keep up the great work, Edmonds.
So you were in on every goal.
Every single goal.
You had three goals and two assists.
So you're pretty,
is this kind of how it goes for you?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Last night's matchup.
How much jewelry?
Like, how much jet?
I don't know.
Shut the fuck.
Second place.
We'll sit outside.
See, yeah.
I was just asked.
I don't follow hockey.
I do have that Four Nations thing.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, never mind.
Go away.
Other milestones last night and news,
Ronnie Francis stepping down in Seattle.
Barnburner unbump, I guess.
Because we've talked.
Barnburner bust.
Yeah.
We've talked not in glowing terms recently.
Well, I mean, if you just looked at the organization,
you said, what are you?
What are you going?
What are you doing?
It was an odd.
Bad expansion.
Odd, odd approach from day one.
I always thought he would be great.
Now, maybe if Philip Grubauer is the goalie they thought they were buying,
and we thought he was who was in Colorado, this all looks different,
but six, six years.
Even the drafting they did was weird.
It didn't really hoist anything.
And the thing is, the coach they hired.
Yeah, the Vegas template, so how we're good, you know, cutthroat or whatever,
it worked.
It's not not even, well, we saw what Vegas did,
and, well, they're an expansion team, and they're kind of building.
slow. No, no. They had like extortion of other teams and went to the cup final.
I think the only difference there was other teams were ready for the expansion draft
where for Vegas. For sure. Yeah. But still like the prices are too high. Oh, you want to not have
us take a player? It's the first and a second. Well, we're not going to pay that. We'll just make
trades. Oh, okay. Then I'll, I guess I'll just deal with other teams. Somebody else.
No, we're on. Hell of a player, though, Rhett. Really, really good. Here is your
Art Ross and Hart Chases.
McDood with five creates some serious separation with Cooch.
That's a six point lead now.
Both have four games to play.
It's over.
It's over.
McKinnon does play the flames twice more,
but it's over.
As for the heart, not over.
McKinnon's got a two-goal lead over goal Coughfield.
Connor, all of a sudden, after three last,
they go away, stop it.
I got McKinnon futures.
Stop, stop, stop.
I think they actually play each other.
Colorado's got one against Edmonton.
Because you said,
Grandbrother.
Yeah, and it's just against the Pacific the rest of the way.
I believe there's one Colorado-Edmonton game left in the schedule.
Not loud, wrong.
I'm on, I believe, I have a feeling that's great.
The avalanche will play the Flames tonight, Vegas, then on the road in Edmonton and Calgary.
There you go.
And finish at home against Seattle.
Surprise news.
You like quick healers, right?
Yeah.
Thomas Shabbat broke his arm two weeks ago.
He'd go play tonight.
What?
Surgery?
What?
Broken arms.
surgery two weeks ago, skating with the regulars this morning.
That's going to help.
They just got Sanderson back.
They've sent Yakum Chuk back to the miners.
They were rolling with like one or two guys with more than 40 games experience in the
blue line for a few games there.
This is the right time for the sentence.
I just hope he's not a rush.
That must have been some, like a weird fracture.
I don't know what happened there.
It's not a normal.
But if it's a hairline, why you get surgery?
It's weird.
Yeah.
We're all doctors and we can't figure it up.
Yeah, we've got so much info.
We're surgeons.
This is our area, our field of expertise.
Yeah.
Color us.
Confused.
You want to spin some tunes for me?
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's take a look at tonight's schedule.
If you only had three years.
Oh, look at this.
Fellas.
Let's start up top.
I'm going to go Brian McCabe for the Leafs in the Island.
Wendell Clark.
Steve Thomas, too, right?
Stumpy.
Stumpy is a good one.
Okay.
Columbus Buffalo
John Luke Grand Pierre
Wow
Holy Toledo
Jeff Sanderson
Massive bonus points for those two
I was thinking about
John Luke Grand Pierre
First roommate
Wasn't really
Tampa Montreal
I've hit the David Savard too many times
I can't do it again
We're going to need a new name here
Mark Recky
Never played 10
Played this in for a bet
Mark Recky in Tampa Bay
Guggs it.
How about Corey Parry?
Corey Perry, lost to follow with both of those teams.
The McDonough-Serghatt-Cab deal.
Oh, wow.
Right?
Savard.
We got a bunch there.
That's great.
Denny Savard.
Florida, Ottawa.
Let's go there.
That is a great one.
Weamer was a roommate with him.
Really?
Yes.
You've already been around.
Danny.
Florida and Ottawa.
Mike Hoffman.
Oh, wow.
Good job, Rhett.
Nice full.
bang. Remembering his girlfriend and Carlson's girlfriend
weren't getting along? Oh my goodness.
Flyers and Hinges.
Keith Primo is the first one that pops in my head
now. I think there's a hatcher in there too.
Which hatcher was?
Kevin.
Well, Darien played
Dallas and Detroit.
Kevin played Washington.
You want a flat? Are you one that really blow you?
Yeah, I do.
Bob Wilkie.
That's the rare he scored at Red.
He couldn't remember his middle name this morning.
He's crushing these abstract.
I played nine games.
Like two different teams.
He was sweating.
His body is burning this.
The virus is dead.
This show is good for you, Red.
You're so much healthier when the show starts.
Pittsburgh, New Jersey.
Jags.
Your armor, yeah.
Ken Reggett?
Did Regget ever play for?
Billy G.
Billy G.
G.
Good Paul.
Yeah, Billy Garon for sure.
Let's go to the Jets and Blues.
Stassie moved over.
Paul, yeah.
Bump, Bump, the Chuck.
This is to get too much.
Yeah, no.
We got one already. That's good.
Carolina, Chicago.
I'm going to go Panarin.
That's not Carolina.
This is good to say.
It's Columbus.
You're very confident with that.
No, no, no.
You know what?
That was loud.
Brian Bickle.
Okay.
Who was the goalie?
Remember you were high on him?
Oh, who was?
Oh, yeah. Scott Darling.
Yeah.
Routu.
You went into the old.
Tomo.
Routu.
Tomo.
Oh.
Tervine.
as well.
Yeah,
Ravine and
Good work, fellas.
The Battle of the Stars,
the old North Stars
against the new Minnesota
Wild.
Suter.
Yeah.
Brian Suter did
after getting bought out
in Minnesota go play in Dallas.
Excellent Jack.
As Flames.
Theo.
Oh, Theo.
Derek Morris.
Stephaniel.
Brenny Corbe.
God, there's a lot.
It's a lot.
So many.
Nashville, Utah.
Would Lanny be in that?
No.
Rockies, Colorado Rockies.
That's not the...
Right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Predators...
Ooh, this is a tricky one.
This is the Dubnick.
The Dubnick...
He was in Arizona.
He was in...
Briefly was in Nashville.
We're sure he was in Arizona.
That checks out.
Yeah, okay, good.
Next.
Sharks and Ducks, this one gave us problems a few weeks ago.
Wait.
Is Suter?
Predators battle.
I don't think it played for Arizona.
That's the difference.
Who did?
We were having a really tough time with sharks, ducks.
Sharks ducks.
Sharks ducks.
We did some research.
We did T-Move, Gradlin.
And you guys said I was an idiot.
Oh, and we nailed it.
You're not an idiot team.
You're genius.
Is there anybody else?
And a burgo.
Jeff Freezing.
That was when we came in late.
We use it here.
Golden Knights and the Cracken.
I want more tunes.
I just can't.
I need.
Click it again.
It's too good.
Really click it again?
Yeah.
All right.
Seattle screws
I'm telling you
I was I really liked Seattle when they came into the league
and now it's I
If only this game has really made me
Yeah I like Seattle even less
It's just hard because I really didn't like that
Nate Schmidt
Did he not go in the expansion draft
Or did he not go there?
I don't think so
Who did they take in the expansion?
Probably no one from Vegas
Vegas wouldn't have to expose
I wonder that's a good question
Chandler Stevens
Excellent
I said that
And Canucks and Kings
Finally
Who's the D-Man
I got some legal trouble
Right you were and
What
Huh
Yeah I had to deal with in the cloud laws
And the woman of trouble
A little handsy on the dock
Don't remember
No
Sorry
This should not be hard
No
This shouldn't be a difference
Focus
Tanner Pearson
Yeah
We'll take it
And to Foley
Tough
Damn boy
He was a Knoch
That's right
Yeah
A good Kinnock
He's moved around a lot
All right
Good work everyone
Thanks Jack
Excellent work on Ryan Souter
Appreciate that
WHL playoff action
Round 2
Getting underway soon
In fact the entire
CHL round two
One game last night to start it
Here we are
We're condensing the field
It'll be the Calgary Hitman
On the road tomorrow
In Medicine Hat Retro
You're still not going?
No.
God, no.
What about Saturday?
Are you going?
No.
What about Monday at the Saddle Dome?
You going?
See how I feel.
What about Wednesday at the Saddle Dome?
Can't wait to me there.
See, he's getting better.
You can see he's projecting his health.
Amazing.
And if there is a game six,
it's Sunday,
Sunday.
Look out for that on April, I think,
19.
He does, yeah.
They're the best games.
What's the barn like in Med Hat now?
Perfect.
Hold six.
Five or six?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Because obviously they had very good teams there right near the end when the old building.
Yeah.
That was no fun that place.
Well, they had the fog there famously.
You get hot medicine hat.
Steve chair, Derek.
They're your final eight in the W.HL.
He brought my toe with a slapper.
Oh.
Lucky Uncle Olin was there and take me to the house.
Totally lucky.
What are the odds?
thankful for Uncle O'am.
Everett against the Rockets?
If Moor was mad at me, I wouldn't play in Lethbridge next.
Was Mooner mad?
Yeah.
Come on.
Broke to you.
What about Luby?
How'd Luby feel about it?
He was in the pub.
Penticton Vs, an expansion team, sure, but they've been unreal.
We interrupt you.
We want to go back to start again, Ryan.
What are you doing?
Everett Colona out west.
Okay.
The host of the Memorial Cup this year.
That'll suck being finished because I think Everett.
Really?
Is that right?
It's significantly better.
And then he got all that time.
Yeah.
Does Everett were DuPons play?
Yeah.
You got to find teams to play and.
Want to practice.
Practice time.
Yeah.
A lot of bag skates.
PG against Penticton out east.
We have Prince Albert and Saskatoon.
Good Sasky battle, Retro.
It is a good Sasky battle, but that PA team has kicked the snut of the
very good.
Right.
just on a steamrolling today.
Going back to the Penticton,
Prince George.
I can tell you.
Flames are watching that series closely.
They will have boots on the ground.
Is that the Carson Carroll?
Boots on the ground in Penticton for this series.
Which doesn't mean anything other than the people are just doing their job.
So the scouts,
the amateur sets are going to look at amateur hockey.
Yeah.
So the people that are,
their job is to watch junior hockey.
They'll be watching.
They're going to be watching.
Step for them.
Your hockey.
There'll be submitting reports.
I want to figure your hand is on those reports.
Wait a minute.
He's got a pen and paper.
This guy's...
And it looks...
Tablet!
There's some jotting
of things down onto said paper.
What are what he's writing.
They're going to drop him.
Call Drager and tell them.
Let's look at the full CHL pitcher.
Of course, the moral cop are marching towards that.
told you it's going to be in bradford
little boy cheese boy
uh only one game played thus far
everything else is going to get rolling as the weekend gets
go jack what are the uh the teams across
the yeah let's quickly rip through the
oh boy mown what's that Montreal
yeah yeah against uh
vd oh yeah yeah
that's the voodoo they're actually
roller hockey team Montreal versus voodoo
Montreal versus the voodoo nice
Chicago yeah they're
And Quebec.
Okay, next.
Chicago, Quebec.
ROU.
RU.
That's Romania.
Romania.
Yeah, and S-H-A.
Shanghai.
That's right.
And then BLB.
Shanghai.
I was not prepared for Shanghai.
That's phenomenal.
And Bulb versus BLB.
This is the NFL.
NFL draft.
NFL draft is hosting that one.
What's the ID?
They get four digits.
NFL, the BLB, BLB.
I don't know.
Big lazy bastard up against the NFL draft.
Okay, good stuff.
How do you feel about the top road?
Yeah, the way, we're on a heat.
We may as well keep going on there.
Let's go to the OHL.
The one series has already started.
What's the team that looks like a bulldog,
they're up one nothing already.
What seems is that?
Big friendly dog.
Yeah.
It looks friendly to me.
That thought it looks like a business.
He was mean.
Play New Brunswick.
Yeah, of course.
Big F.
New Brunswick's in Ontario.
We know that.
Next one.
The bar.
Just the Ontario bar.
Yeah, they're all lawyers.
Ottawa.
The Ontario Bar Association is Ottawa.
McLeodlaw probably has some friends playing up.
And then what's OTT?
Ottawa.
Oh, so easy.
Kitchie Kikikoo.
Kittich, Kittam at?
What do you got there?
Verses so.
So.
So.
The W.S.R.
Yeah, what was that?
It's like,
it's a military.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Again, the FLNT.
Yeah.
They also get four letters for some of these.
Yeah, that's good.
If they just put one more letter in there.
What's FLNT?
What is that?
What an abbreviation that is.
Is that flute?
What do we got, John?
Uh, that.
Go get them, boys.
We need more Jack on the show.
That was sensational.
I've already told them the dub.
Do you think you can get all these?
Wow.
We're next.
We're done.
Okay.
Uh, that's your junior hockey update.
The Frozen four tournaments off the border cranks up tonight.
Here's your bracket.
Bracket.
Bracket.
Four teams left.
One will be crowned.
The NCAA champions.
The Wisconsin.
team name, Jack, the Wisconsin
Badgers.
Against the North Dakota.
This is not fair.
The change.
Change.
Hmm.
Where's it to say?
They're still fighting.
Yeah.
They're still fighting.
The North Dakota fighting.
Birds.
Close.
Yeah.
D.U.
That's Denver.
Denver University.
And what's their team name?
The starts of the P.
Hmm.
Ooh.
The Denver Yucinot University.
Jack. Plumbers. Excellent.
And Wolverines.
God, he's good.
The most. So good.
I heard this is the most national championships.
On the table for D.U. Oh, in the final four.
In the final four.
Those are big programs for a long time.
Yeah. And D.U.
10 years since North Dakota's.
That's decade.
There's no FLNT's in there. Some kind of.
These are heavy hitters.
Yeah, no flunt in this one.
Of note, Abram Weeb and Cole Reschney.
I'm watching that game.
The North Dakota side.
That is a, no, I imagine these are Eastern Time.
It does not say because it crop.
No, it's in Vegas.
It was a central.
It's in Vegas.
Yeah, it might be, it would make sense if it's central.
Okay.
Do you want me to verify or do we just move on?
We can move on.
Check your local listings.
Okay.
Jack, I need an immediate response to what appears on the screen as new City Connect jersey has been launched.
There's Pittsburgh Pirate.
Look.
Those are the nicest jerseys I've ever seen, boys.
Those are tough.
That hat is legit.
Oh, yeah.
I kind of wish we grabbed all of them.
There's something kind of Batman-ish to the right.
Eastern to the font.
Are we foisting or hoisting the cone?
What is that again?
Hoisting the cone.
Hoist the cone.
That's right.
Didn't you send me something about that?
People have been stealing cones all over Pittsburgh in the municipal.
The city's like, can you stop stealing our coins?
We know what you're doing.
They're all being left outside the football stadium.
Stop hoisting the cone.
I don't know where all the pylons are.
Those pirates.
Eastern time, frozen forest, eastern time.
Is that right?
Yes.
So we're going to necessarily a three and a 630.
That's fine.
I'll have a chill by then.
I'll get on the car.
coach.
You think you'd be chilled by then?
I'm worried about you.
I have an ailment.
Retz has been undiagnosed.
Mine is
sensilochophobia.
Jack, can you confirm that?
It is the fear of an empty beer glass.
Thought of your therapists
and have that
diagnosed.
I think it's a support group.
They'll give you some steps.
Not tired of you.
Empty beer glass.
No.
I don't think that's a real thing.
I think that's, uh,
that's surprised
that people are afraid.
That's made up deal.
Maybe.
Uh,
let's,
we'll see if this is made up or not.
I know the shoveler's got a birthday every year,
plus an anniversary.
Whoa.
So I've got gift ideas for it.
Like this,
she loves horses,
right?
Ryan.
I don't know what.
Yeah.
What was the one where they took the,
his hobby horse and you jump over the,
that's just such an incredible rate.
He can't catch up to it.
Even he,
even he can't catch up to his own yipper.
Beautiful stuff.
stuff. This made the Pinder report.
There was a couple's one, but I thought that, you know.
And somehow linked it to you and your wife.
Yeah.
Most of those horses.
Actually,
like he does not need any kind of connection.
And Rhett,
your wife.
No, but it was one because years past,
he made it.
The hobbler was a hobby horse.
Yeah, she does the jumper.
Yeah.
Oh.
Which at that time was like,
so was a loop.
Yeah.
I don't know where that started.
I've got a buddy that likes horses.
What a gift it would be.
Would you like that?
Can you leap?
Can the seat close, you think?
It looks like it's definitely AI.
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Good job, Brian.
Thanks, Rhett.
Back to you, Dean.
Kind of surprising those start tires
for the frozen four.
I am a little surprised too,
but the Americans don't give a shit.
If you were in kid hockey,
and it's a Thursday,
you've already arrived at your tournament.
I don't even, so, man.
Crazy.
Riddle me this.
Oh, is that a saying?
Batman.
What about Batman?
Five o'clock,
830.
what about overtime
like that's not
a big
yeah
they're actually
the final four
and you're going to play them like
how about noon
imagine if they did it like
we got to drop the clock
to two minutes
we're going to run time
there's 11 minutes left in the third
yeah time
yeah ice there's less than five minutes
in the ice you can mess up the Zamboni schedule
those
bastards and Buffalo I'll tell you
they screwed you.
So you booked an hour of ice?
Yeah, yeah.
You get 50 minutes.
What?
They charge you for the flood.
What?
They take 10 minutes off your time.
Grease balls.
That is greasy.
Right?
I don't like that at all.
No.
No.
Booked an hour of ice.
Yeah, well, we've got a flood.
We've got a flood.
If Nodak
does not move on,
I would expect an Abram-Weeb's signing
in the near future.
and uh well they can't move on too far it's only until saturday fair enough but i mean we're talking
about the flames have what four games left after tonight might let's see that 365 check it out
either work you're excited for the frozen four yeah good hockey lots of good hockey i'll tell you what
noodle said it these poor bastards in the nchel are playing so much hockey yeah they're exhausted
You got San Jose in a must win putting up 12 shots.
What are we talking to me?
You watch these games of the Frozen Four tonight?
They will be flying.
100% around out there.
And I'll say this.
You were talking about, you know, do you contact your doctor?
You're looking for, what you need is Barnburner.
Yesterday, you were not well.
You were not great.
We got the show started.
you got kibbutz with noodles telling them you love them it's back we sing today oh i got that i'm hot
i'm not sure we can't do go look at you dialed in this show yeah it makes me feel great it's
it's my purpose of life you look forward to it every morning he wakes up yeah yeah woodpecker
that woodpecker goes off i'm like god damn it this is great i can't wait to get down can't wait
and then chop it up with my best friends uh-huh you know i did yesterday i'm just going to give it some
love.
Shoot bird.
That's today.
You're going to get jacked to do.
Some legal advice.
Traspasson.
I just kind of got, I've never done it before when we talk about bontan.
I was up a bontan meats, which is where I saw Crowford.
I figured that was.
Can't get that close to not go in and say hi.
Yeah.
So I went into bontan.
Like I have a thing.
You know, kids birthday yesterday.
So I'm going to cook some steaks, do that.
sort of thing.
I'm texting.
I said, what do you got?
Well, we're doing something.
So kind of busy.
Got a short window for dinner,
but it would be nice to have dinner to get.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm doing this time.
I'll take some of those ribs that are already ready.
Oh.
I'll take some of the beef ribs, some of the pork ribs.
Throw a whole roasted chicken in there as well.
Oh, yeah.
Some potato salad.
And I'd like to call you a lazy bastard, but that's a hell of a move.
What number for the potato so number five?
Four.
There's four.
Four is the biggest.
Oh, four is the biggest.
Yeah, four is the biggest.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we just took one number four.
Good.
And, yeah, whole chicken.
Anybody upset with that?
No, God.
It, uh, it was a big hit.
Went off like a.
Yeah.
I came home.
I took everything.
I just put it on a tray tinfoil lightly in the, in the low, you know, keep it warm in the oven.
Give it a little zinger right before we ate.
I'm going to be honest.
I was thinking of.
Because I like to kiss ass, right?
Yeah.
Big ass kisser.
And those tiger bowl.
are coming to town.
Yeah, yeah.
Playing those hitmen boys.
It can be a hell of a matchup.
Yep.
I was thinking maybe the retro would have the team over.
I was going to do the same thing.
Do the same thing.
Really?
I don't have to,
there's too many people to cook for.
But if I walked out of there with trays.
Yes.
Because we talk about Bontas.
It's AAA Alberta beef.
It's the best.
And yeah, you go and you buy the,
and you prepare it home.
It's fantastic.
But it just, I don't know, I'm just going to go easy today.
I just, I'll take,
It's already, it's been prepared.
That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
Done.
Did you get any of that cheesecake?
Oh, yeah.
We had a birthday cake.
Shoveled made the Paul Newman cake class.
Is that right?
What's that?
Jack, tell us about Paul Newman.
The Paul Newman cake.
It's a chocolate cake.
Sweet and condensed milk and you poke holes after you bake the cake.
Really?
Pour that all around there.
Get some of the air of this gooey.
Then you take the caramel.
Can we go one shot?
on retina.
So you start with,
so chalk cake.
Chalk cake.
Then you take like a candle.
Sure.
Well,
some,
poke,
poke, poke, poke, poke, poke,
you can't do a lot,
so.
Lots of poking.
Not four or five, not.
Yeah.
Littered with pokes.
Yeah.
Then you take the evaporated,
sweetened and condensed milk.
Yeah.
Back,
back,
doing that
that the other day
yeah
idiot
and then
you gotta let the cool web
kind of come to room temperature
it stir it up
nice
spread it across
and the score bits team
score bits too
and again I think the idiot kid
that did the caramel
yeah what are they doing
the scoreboard down
yeah
back in the fridge
yep
that chill settle it
come together
shut the front door
yeah
it's good
Jack, I'll bring you some because you bought me up.
El Cruncho.
Nice.
See what happens to you?
You probably don't eat sweets.
Look at that.
Wow.
What do you mean I don't eat sweets?
Oh, your health nut.
Yeah, he is.
You can see in the bottom right, that would be the whole poking procedure.
Oh, yeah.
So you could use the butt end of a wooden spoon or a candle or American pie that thing.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
It's high brow show.
We're running here today.
looks delicious
how many people out there
have not watched American pie
that would be a great thing to do
is to serve your buddies
the Paul Newman cake
like oh yeah
you weren't shy with the holes here
what do you guys think of the cake
it's delicious
let me tell you how I made it
yeah American pie that bastard
there would be a lot of people that
I haven't seen America pie
American pie is like
30 years
Oh, everything is 30 years
All those kid actors are adults now.
Everything is 30 years.
So thank you to Bontan Meats.
Love the convenience.
The food was tremendous.
And every day you and just love it.
The other thing.
You know what else I did?
It's hurt sick.
It's not my birthday, but a little something for me.
Oh, yeah.
You've been great?
You made the trip up there.
So I'll get the ribs of that.
If you could throw one of those chicken pot pies,
just chicken.
Just one.
How much does you just spend?
bill on your drive?
I sat in the parking lot.
I'm going to, I was very, I was ready.
I'm going to enjoy this.
So I sat there and
shoot.
Had my chicken pot pie.
There it is.
Bontan meats.
Legendary.
1921 is when they opened and I like
still going strong.
A little slicer.
Smells so good in there.
Got bow ties.
Oh yeah.
Greg's out that place humming.
Hi, have you been helped?
Do you need help?
What can get you?
What do you need?
What do you got?
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There is, they had chicken wings.
Right there in the corner.
Right there in the corners where you'd find it.
Chicken wings, beef ribs, pork ribs,
samoses.
Is that what?
I like a samosa.
Yeah.
And of course,
potatoes out.
Never heard of it.
Good.
And it was a consensus
around the table
because we did just have it
two or three days earlier.
Yesterday,
this was a good,
very good,
very good bad.
Still elite.
So you feel like
if you ate
stuff from Bontont every day,
but.
Yeah.
Life would be pretty good.
You're going to invite the team over?
I don't know.
Well,
you kind of put it out there now.
Yeah.
I want to say here.
If it doesn't,
happen you're going to be a big tease
well maybe
you can when you have them all of it
give one of your motivational
speeches
I thought about it yeah we've been working on it
really tell us
pop the squat I got so
wound up in the blade
you're fired up
kids are looking like what's this guy's this guy's
this guy's a nut job
this guy drunk is happening with this guy too
I'm supposed to come read the
lineup card he put out a five
been a tirade.
I think he played in the league or something.
I don't know.
It's in the 1800s, I think.
He coached one of the kids, Cooper was.
He coached me.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's crazy.
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Zero percent.
It's a really good number.
Yeah.
Sounds like my investments,
but this would be on the other side.
It's better when you're spending the 0%
than when you're investing in the 0%.
apparently there's been some
unrest and world
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yeah we're gonna we're looking at a nice
zero percent return this this year
nice
because I had that thing about truck month
and zero percent that was very positive
so thank you for the zero percent
Mr. Investment guy
it's not exactly zero because we
I need to take my
I got my but you know my parts
Not anyone.
You got zero.
I go.
Yeah, I,
I did.
I shot me out really good.
Pretty,
pretty good.
Jack,
were you dead when American Pie came out?
I think that was 1999.
If I was so,
I was just alive.
Have you watched it?
Oh, of course.
Oh,
good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Of course.
A lot of things you haven't done.
Yeah,
yes.
Stiff was mom.
Got it going on.
Got it going on.
I want help on this.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
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Got a good day yesterday, boys. We hit them both.
That McDavid-Colverini parlay with the over.
No, sweat. I love to see it.
We're trying another parley today. Islanders play the Leafs coming off that
incredibly resilient, hard fought. No, they looked awful.
And now it's the back-to-back. The Islanders to win, Barzell with a point.
Two shots for Shafer, two for Horvette, two for Bar-Bars.
they're clearing those totals with great regularity.
We like that to get it up to plus 180.
And we're going to play the Kings to go to overtime because, Dean,
the Kings always go to overtime.
It seems that way.
Now, it is the Canucks, but here's the thing.
A tie's usually paying you around 300 plus 350.
They're going to juice it for you.
I love that.
All right.
Who cheered for, Wisconsin, North Dakota?
Oh, let's see the rest of the go chase down.
Let's go Nodak.
Denver, Michigan.
Denver's had a really good run.
Denver.
Denver?
Yeah,
Michigan just win the
Denver's due.
Michigan just one foot or basketball?
Oh, they're hot.
I wonder if the basketball guys are giving a motivational speech.
I hate Detroit.
Screw you.
Okay.
Easy.
Easy.
All right.
So we got North Dakota minus one and a half, Denver plus one and a half.
Ooh.
What's that parley?
And we'll read 20 bucks.
We'll see.
One and five.
Revis it tomorrow on the program.
All right.
Making it happen.
What's going on in the Masters?
Are we allowed to talk about it?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Yeah.
Quick.
Patrick Reed said a master's record with two Eagles on the front nine.
That had never been done day one.
Yeah, Fat Reed.
Michael.
So,
those Eagles,
the ones,
they're those.
That's what's on my roof.
Bastards.
Sam Burns through 15 is five under.
He's your leader.
Reed,
a stroke back.
Burns.
Ken Kittiyama.
He's at dash three.
Same with Shane Lowry.
and Rye, the English.
I'm going home to watch.
Nick Taylor.
He's T6 at 200.
Three strokes off the lead.
Fleetwood, Chauveli,
McElroy, couples, good start.
All right.
Sergio in the mix.
Bon, ton, talk with time.
Oh, good.
Lock door.
Crow foot,
door.
Shut off phone.
Yeah, make rounds.
And that's the other nice thing.
We're talking hockey, of course.
I'll name a market.
You're going to find a fine.
about bed 365 of that app.
I was looking at the coach of the year odds.
Lindy rough now minus 350 this morning.
Come on, Dan the man.
Trying to sway noodles.
I know.
It's a great story.
It's rigged.
It's a great story.
This is the award that goes for storytelling, not for how many teams have had,
oh, yeah, we had 128 points.
Yeah, I didn't win it.
No, there's this team that made the playoffs.
I should have not.
I can win it.
What's that?
There's only one winner.
Jack Adams?
There's lots of great stories.
Linda Rupp's a good story.
Dan the man's a good story.
Beddard's a good story.
Cooper's a good story.
Who else?
That guy in Utah?
No.
You're doing okay.
Those are your top 30.
Doesn't it be rough half one already?
I don't know if he has one.
Did he win it once?
Where?
Buffalo.
Buffalo.
Because you mentioned it yesterday when we were talking to noodles.
I did a cross-references you guys were talking.
Wow.
Is that what that's called?
too tasky. Yeah. So talented.
Where to go, Dean? All right. I don't want to be here till noon or 1245 again.
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I said at the start of the show, it's going to be a big day for the U. Centers of Calgary.
Oh.
time of the super chats for you,
centers of Calgary, the money that comes in here
goes to charity to help out the kids. There's old big bear.
I'd love to see a W tonight, but it isn't about what I want.
Hashtag team tank, hashtag Stenberg, hashtag FDOX.
It's a lot there. I'm okay with all that.
Yeah.
Stenberg?
Very good player.
If he were a flame, life would be good.
Yeah.
If he's available and you're on the podium,
I don't mind that.
Yeah.
It means a lottery balls have to bounce your way.
It means, yeah, I have a feel like something's going your way.
Monty, 1399.
Hey guys, I saw Jason Bucola from Sportsnet, rank Caleb Malhotra, top five in his latest rankings, mentioned he could be a potential number one center thoughts.
Right.
I made a really good point yesterday yesterday.
This is his first OHL season and a really good question yesterday, too.
Tell me, this guy sick is one of the best.
That virus.
Don't ever get healthy.
You've been so good.
Um,
is there any thought,
and this is going to sound like a shot to Jay's Boog,
I don't mean it to be.
But at this time of year,
there's a lot of guys,
girls,
whatever,
their job is to be experts.
How do you separate yourself
from the pack of all of the experts?
Mm-hmm.
Well,
this one guy says that this one player
or,
not to say Jason Buckel
is trying to be like,
oh man, all his,
all people are on the website
and they're clicking on his thing
is getting some attention.
Just wonder.
I'll say this.
No one is going to go back
in 10 years.
And call out Jason Bucle
out just this guy.
Yeah.
It's an exact science.
You're guessing what 17 year old
is going to look like in the mid-20s.
Well, those agents can tell you
how good kids are going to be when they're 12.
So how hard is it?
That's right.
Big league in 10 years.
I know that.
So many good 12-year-old
old is going to plan.
What do you think, Jack?
Do you think that,
which is not, again,
not to say that anyone doesn't know what they're doing.
I wonder sometimes if it's like,
I got to separate myself from the pack.
I need a hot take.
I got to plant my flag in the,
I'll take it, dude.
Yeah, I'm not going to question Jason Bucala or whatever.
Yeah.
Glad I went to you for that.
You know what was more than me.
It's my fault.
I don't even really know who Caleb Maltre is.
I said yesterday, I'll put a lot of stock in what my old D partner, Jay McKee tells me.
Jeez!
Great year.
Good hands out.
He's a coach.
Smart.
Kid can play.
Well, that's the super chats today.
To.
Two.
Duh.
Duh.
I wish I could get some.
Yeah, because you know what, today's show was so good.
Does it feel?
Oh, they're so good today.
Jack, how was the show today?
Jack, how was the show today?
Yeah, I mean, so good.
Oh, no.
I had felt good about it.
I felt great.
I had woodpecker video.
That was the best part.
From those great heights, how are we supposed to continue?
We had to end on that high note.
Comedian's best joke, close it down.
An equestrian toilet to end the Pinda report.
That was all I had.
And a woodpecker video was the best part of our show today.
About a question.
It is something.
It's a good thing
almost in town
because we got to shut this thing down.
To be fair,
we had an excellent shit yesterday.
I thought today was open.
I thought today was really good.
Taggathon?
Yeah.
Yep.
Talkies.
Tocos.
Burned through the reeds.
Got all the reeds.
It was like.
Oh.
So this is a website
and you click something
and something happens,
Jack.
All right, Jack.
Yeah, click that off for sure.
Let's see, yeah.
come on guys yeah devils go up 10 of course they do yep that's obviously what was going to happen
that's what they need the devil's up and picked first overall much eh
i saw a thing the flames will have a tiebreaker over chicago the rangers and seattle regulation
wins my friend look at that that's not very good they definitely need less points than those teams
if they're going to finish higher in the draft lottery that's right jenn's
Yeah, can't. And look at their, look at their six, two, and two in their last 10.
Don't like that either.
What are we doing?
Hopefully they get yarded by a touchdown again tonight in Denver.
That would help.
Come on, Nate.
What, Nate?
Pull up your socks.
Win that.
10 back, you can do it.
Let's go.
Only 10.
It's just the number.
Put up nine, get in on half those.
Got another game against the flames left still off to this one.
Easy, peasy.
Let's go.
No kale, no cadre.
No problem.
And one of the woods, isn't that?
We'll do a show tomorrow.
I don't know how good it'll be.
Oh, we'll get Dregger.
Because Wednesday was, I guess yesterday's show was so good.
We'll talk to Dregor.
We'll look back on this Aves game.
There's a lot of NHL games tonight with playoff implications.
Frozen 4 to talk about.
Be a Hitman game day.
WHL prep.
We'll go through some more Quebec Major Junior League team names with Jack.
That was good.
That was fun.
That was the best part of the show, actually.
What's wrong with it?
Jack doesn't like you.
put on the spot.
When he said Shanghai, I just thought,
I can't top this.
We have to end the show now.
We have real laughs.
Shanghai plays in the queue.
Who knew?
I have a real laughs in this show.
It's all terrible humor.
Dumb stuff.
Well, sorry.
Yeah, we're better tomorrow, I guess.
I don't, maybe not let you know.
Yeah, you're probably not even seeing this because if you did drop,
you've been long gone.
Yeah, we'd offer your refund, but it is free.
So I guess it's kind of your choice to watch this.
I'm just going to hit a thing and see you tomorrow, I guess.
Yeah, I guess that's...
Yeah.
See, buddy.
