Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Put Your Helmet On 🪖 | FN Barn Burner - April 9th, 2026

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Oh, bodies. Welcome to Barnburner, the 9th of April. Yeah. Yeah. Snow's gone, eh? Just like that. It does feel springy. Careful.
Starting point is 00:00:13 It does. I'm just observing. It feels springy. That feels jigsy, but yes. Oh, Jesus. April's a worse. We are into April. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:00:23 No. Worst month than the city. Because even that snow we had the other day, it was, you know, significant. By that afternoon. And then gone. See you. See you, bitch. Oh,
Starting point is 00:00:34 Mother Nature. Oh, hit the bricks, baby. Settle down, Mama. It's going to be a show today. Welcome to the show,
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Starting point is 00:01:01 money that comes in in the super chats is we're live we'll direct to the use centers of Calgary and we'll put your stuff on the show. You know what, Freebie Freebie coming in here. This one's for Jack. E-Rock. The algorithm hates you guys. I'm subscribed. I like every video. I still have to search Barnburner every morning to see the upcoming stream when it should be on.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Damn, Jack. I mean, I don't control the algorithm. I like E-Rong's name. That is cool. E-Rock. Turn on the notification thing. Should tell you. Oh, the bell there. Click on the bell. Click on the bell. Like and subscribe. Stop
Starting point is 00:01:32 scrolling those big jug trampoline. I'll tell you my algorithm. They'll hook you up. You don't want this show. You want this. You're right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:43 We think you might be interested in this. You are correct. How do they know me so well? Here in the McLeod Law, the apparently, toast. Yeah, very hot as hell. McLeod-dashlaw.com.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Is it serious? Is it just routine? stuff. Do you need legal assistance? All the above, it's McLeod law. Calgary roots run deep. They're Calgarians. They care about the city. They're here for you. Do they have deal with medical malpractice?
Starting point is 00:02:15 I'd like to charge myself. I was going to say, if Rhett wants suppress any charges, he'll also be receiving the charges because he's been injecting all kinds of weird. Would they deal with that, you think? I'm not sure. Yeah, we were getting ready for the show. Well, Brett was,
Starting point is 00:02:30 Jeez, hot in here. Gosh, it's so hot. And Pender's like, Boomer's got a hoodie and a vest on. And I know what it is? Remember the other day off, off, off, pro show or pre or a half off air? Oh, fair, yeah. I said, you ever have those shirts or tops that make you all sweaty or sticky? I think I got one of those.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Is that the golden bear? Is that a master show? Yeah, I thought it might be. I love George Brett. He's so good. He is so good. He had that crazy thing in Vegas. What a story.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Yes, go comos. Yeah. Gotta have water. Crabs. It's crows. It is hot in here, Jack. Just telling you. I'm cold.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I was going to say, my hands are kind of chilly. If anything. Rett's hot. Can I also say, don't ever touch me with your hands again. You reached over and kind of petted my hands to show me how cold your hands. I don't know what everyone I have that.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Rep doesn't like touching hands, but if you do see him in public, he likes hugs. Yeah, he's a big hugger. Yeah, big hugger. Can I turn to the whiskey? because there's a bottle of rum behind me, and by the way, Captain Ronn just finished his bar in the basement.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Really? Is that Regina? No, that's about school. I thought he was Regina. Oh, no. There's a few guys that came in. That's Barreve-Holt. And is, is he also a fireman?
Starting point is 00:03:47 He is a fireman. So that's why he ain't no captain. He's an idiot. Yeah, there you go. Let's see. First nozzle or something. Yeah. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Yeah. What were we talking about? I don't know. Masters. Yeah. Masters be underway. Get her going. They got all the old guys.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Try not to smash her. on the face in the gallery. I brought the hat for you, that's right behind you. The master's hat. See, look at the, you. Oh, yeah, look at that.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I put it down, but I'd sweat off. Yeah, it's right. It's cream colored. It's sweat through. It's got the salt band by the end of the show. So, where are we at with the illness? Because we're three weeks in.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It's a lifelong struggle. I don't know. Does the guy go to the doctor? I thought you were. going to the doctor. I was, but you ran the show so long I couldn't make it. If you have a doctor, I would suggest using it. Because if you're not going to use him now, when are you going to use the doctor? Were we at home yesterday? No, you're here. You are insane right now. He was sitting over there. I was just going to, I was getting, I was going to
Starting point is 00:04:52 search something from this other sea. By the time I got to the other web page, I totally forgot what I was going to do. I needed a name. I didn't know how to spell it. So you have two windows open, right? Oh, yeah. So, okay. Yeah, read that. Okay. Got it. Lock it in.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Sorry. Switch to the other window. Nope. Yeah. Okay. Over that. Oh. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:05:18 It's not working. It's not working. I think your body is cranking the heat, which is making it a little delusional, but also trying to kill the virus or whatever the hell is in you. I would hit the whiskey or slash rum as well. You're not afraid to try other things. Think outside the box. I mean, you were telling that story about what you and your sister got up to on that
Starting point is 00:05:34 vacation that time. If you go to Mexico, sometimes the water will get you sick, but you just stick on the booze healthy as can be. Dean was making some incest jokes, which he thought we're... Sometimes you're, yeah, sometimes you're dark humor. It's disturbing. I'm just like, what are you? If I was doing that
Starting point is 00:05:52 what is your algorithm? Is that something is that algorithm? This one time, me and my sister, we were in, on vacation in Mexico, we got drunk together one night. It's like you see like the logical next place you have a sister i don't have a sister but you have children that are siblings is that funny oh no no it's not right you actually made fun of my mom the other yeah it's unbelievable taking rums of your mom uh pierced nips yeah that's making fun of her busted you might need the club mcclod law here buster you're keep running our families i had no
Starting point is 00:06:26 idea her nips were pierced how i don't know this is the lucy My mom's watch. She's disgusted with you. You're the people who are not alone. You know what's going to be trouble for you? When McLeod law is employed by somebody else to come after your ass. No, retainer. It's on the barn burner.
Starting point is 00:06:44 They can't. Man, that's probably safer. I'm looking to sue the fat guy on the left side of the screen. I'm sorry, fat guy has had us for a number of years now. We're very loyal. A lot of work coming in. A lot of slander and libel. It is so.
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Starting point is 00:08:15 Didn't you have a loon neighbor like 10 years ago? I feel like you had neighbor issues, but I'm not in a long time ago. I mean, I had neighbor issues. Okay. To the point that I cannot talk about it. Really? Yeah. McLeod Law.
Starting point is 00:08:28 NDA. It's, as you're. legal representation will advise you not to speak of the neighbor anymore. Yeah. No, Bueno. Is that guy still make that salsa? The salsa king?
Starting point is 00:08:43 I'm not sure. I'm guessing he probably does. If you're the king, you don't just quit, you know, take your crown. You're going to retire your crown? They had that no king's thing.
Starting point is 00:08:50 They've moved. Oh, yeah. So no longer a neighbor, but, yeah, he made the, he made salsa.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I like the salsa. You weren't as a big a fan. I wasn't a big a fan. I don't like sweet salsa. I like, I like the, I agree with that. I like this more salty, spicy.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah, yeah. You get that mango salsa sometimes? You never do the salsa verde, the green stuff? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. It's a sensational. Yeah. Like that's the bad bunnies sauce fat.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I'll tell you what, that hot sauce did the old taco time. It's a great time to tell you about taco time. It is Thursday after all. Burrito full. I'm going. Burrito full Thursday. Buy one, get one 50% off any burrito. Get that test.
Starting point is 00:09:31 They were saying customers will come in. They'll load up on burritos for the week. Why not? Got lunch triggered out. It's going to fire me. Those don't look delicious. So good. Holy.
Starting point is 00:09:40 You know what? I like the rice. I do too. I like the rice. Garb guy. Garb loads. Hardy. Who me?
Starting point is 00:09:49 The bean pole over there? No. Oh, oh, you would be so mad if someone would have been sick. You would have punched me in the face. You would have been handing out headbutt. It's with this guy.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Jeez. Text Max is Taco Times. That's their business. They're rolling over 3.2 million burritos every year. What? I'm going to tell you so. I'll let you finish. One of those are yours?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Well, no, I mean, this is a great story. Go? My girlfriend, word to talk a taucata. Which one? I can't see her name. You know the nickname? From Saskatoon. Hmm?
Starting point is 00:10:30 taught me how to fold the talk right. or the brito yeah it's unique to know how to do it shit idiot from stuff everywhere yeah there's a hole in both ends what am i down here it's falling out everywhere what are you supposed to do kind of piss me off though because i still had to pay for them even though you're great yeah she wouldn't steal for you that's too bad that's the kind of people that talk with time employees good credible honest people talk with time canada dot com find the one nearest you yes today buy one get one 50% off all burritos.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Can't believe. I hadn't thought of that before. That your ex-girlfriend worked at a talk of time. Now, if you... Downtown Sask, too. If we had all of the ingredients, if we had the Mizon place right here
Starting point is 00:11:16 on the table, could you put one together and then fold that sucker up? Nope. You lost it, had it and lost it just like you girl? I can do it only on the one end. I leave the top end. Yeah, yeah. I can't do it. I've never been, none of my girlfriends ever
Starting point is 00:11:31 taught me how to do it. Well, you could get more of them. Girlfriends or maritos? Both. Both. I know which one I want more than the other, I'm sure, at this point in my life. And that's good news for Taco Ta-O-Tat. They're going to roll it for you.
Starting point is 00:11:48 That's the whole thing, yeah. Don't be intimidated. I like it. Delicious. Get that hot sauce. Yeah, it's really good. I am good. House made.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I'm going to bring home a bag today, like you said again. Mm-hmm. You walk in the door with a bag of taco type of sleep. What? Yes. Nice. Well, it is burritoful. Barretoful Thursday.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Know what they're doing. Also a Calgary Flame game day. Get your helmet on the Colorado Avalent. Again. Yeah. And then again. Round two of three and then three of three next week. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:21 So I didn't play them all year. And then bingo bango bongo. Last month of year. Bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing. All in a row. Is still on the road? Still on the road.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Yeah, they are still on the road. Are we running into injury troubles or something? Love that on the back end. Joel Hanley's on the IR. You see how Kevin Ball is today. Yeah, the ball. A lot of news around, uh, he's got balls. All you do there.
Starting point is 00:12:49 You just say, sit your ass on. Yeah. You get up a hall come and put it left side. The issue is if you only have six healthy D, you don't want to use your last recall on a D. Oh, for crazy. he's earmarked, you know, Abram Weeb coming on. Because that's what's for.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I think there's been a lot of times. There's also emergency recall situations. This does not put them in emergency. So, yeah. Some of you guys, sportsy guys get into this stuff. I just read Pikes because he knows more than all of us, yeah. But I think they're saving their last recall for Karen seems to be the, uh, he's earned it. You feel almost bad for him.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You do, he got hurt. He's been super good in the A. Yeah. But I don't know if he's ever going to be. I think, uh, if he's here, it's going to be tough because there's so many young kids are going to want to set eyes on, I would not be surprised to see him surface to another organization and maybe be a fine fourth line C or maybe he's just a quad A guy and he's going to go rake in Europe in a couple of years and make a half million bucks of the car
Starting point is 00:13:42 apartment tax free. Let's go. I love a good apartment. But as far as the, you know, recalls and stuff, you can have a plan, but then sometimes plans have to change. Yeah. And I think there was a thought this injury was going to cost him the whole year and he's worked his way back and there's an article, I think it was on Flem's Nation even, they're talking about the idea of one more recall was in the gym. We're having like got to get back. I have one more sniff here. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Well, fingers crossed them. Yeah. If you lose a deed tonight, that's probably off the table. Yeah. Um, so it's, uh, Colorado. Who do they got? I'll say that. Who do they got?
Starting point is 00:14:21 In general. Now, maybe it's my small town upbringing. and my awe shock's nature. But I was kind of, I was kind of, like, no one likes a bragger. Right. You know, over, you know, over, deliver, underpressed.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Yeah, just kind of, you know, that sort of thing. Small town sensibilities. I was brought up, expect nothing, and you'll never be disappointed. Maybe. Yeah, keep expectations low. But I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Colorado, they're a lot of bragging to do. I don't know if they're doing it, but no one likes a bragger and, I'll walk you through some of this stuff because it's showoffs. It's a lot about them. It's a lot about them.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Now the last six games, win one lose one. Wishi. They beat St. Louis on Tuesday 3 to 1. Outshot the Blues 3.9 through the first two periods of play. Nine times. They lead the NHL in points.
Starting point is 00:15:29 wins, regulation wins, road wins, points percentage, they have the best penalty kill, the most shots per game. Wedgwood, their goaltender is first and goals against. He's first in safe percentage. Gee. With a regulation win tonight,
Starting point is 00:15:55 it would equal their most wins in, team history ever regulations team history like regulation a regulation win it would equal their best team they did three times 96 97 2000 2001 21 22 that 21 22 team was really good so this must be their last game of the year then d no they got uh well and that's the other thing they've got uh five more all against the pacific pillow fight that's amazing uh their first and as far as the goals for against their first there. They're a plus 93. Second is
Starting point is 00:16:36 Tampa Bay at plus 60. Oh. Flames are minus 45. First and goals per game, first and goals against, first in shots, five-on-five scoring, points from the blue line. There's only one thing they're not good at.
Starting point is 00:16:57 One thing in the sport, no. Power play is bottom standby. They are 30% over their last 11 games. They went 31.3% in March. So they said,
Starting point is 00:17:15 I guess if we're going to be good at everything else. You probably get the power play goal. A month ago or so, they were dead last. Well, remember, yeah, they came through as how the hell is this team how? I know what happened.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Goddrey. Nas? Maybe. Yeah, 9 for 30 over their last 11, which is 30%. So. And, and if you, if you've forgotten, the last time these two teams met, nine two victory for the abs. Nine times.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Is it five nothing in the first? Yeah, they really payout for bet three six five. It was like they'd hardly, the puck hadn't hit the ice yet. Ching. Abs are eight oh and one in their last nine against the flames. Remember when you had to chat with Gully and let them know to pass a message along? You think you have to send the same message to Bednar? No.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I don't either. I'm going to let Chair do his thing. I don't think he needs a heads up. It's got a good tough. Because it's from Humboldt. When the Avs score first, 39, 2, and 5. Goodness. They are 39 and 0 when leading after two periods.
Starting point is 00:18:26 There's one other one too. There's the shots. They've been outshot, they've been outshot 15 times this year. They're 14 and 1. Yeah. In those. So that whole having the best goal in the league this year thing probably helped him even when they do get out shot. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:42 And you didn't mention Nathan McKinnon's 51 goals to lead the league. 51 goals. Yeah, but all of it. A bunch of empty netters. Poor Cole Cawfield can't get an empty. I've got an update on that, by the way, because you asked a phenomenal question yesterday. Like, phenomenal. Best question you asked ever in the history of your broadcast.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Ever? Ever? Ever? Yeah, phenomenal. Ever? Well, I'm glad to hear it contributed. We got it in the Pitter report. Oh, I see.
Starting point is 00:19:07 So we got to wait for the Pitter report. I can do it now if you want. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're talking about McKeese. This is my question. You're going to use it in your report? No, I think you got to inspire people, right? And you wanted the answer.
Starting point is 00:19:19 If it's pertaining to the subject, which we're talking. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it right now. I believe it is the number 14, Jack. So you had asked yesterday, oh, my gosh. We had noted that Cole Coffield has zero MT net goals and is 492 back in McKinnon. McKinnon raised five. approximately 10% of his goals this year
Starting point is 00:19:37 coming to an empty net. You said, oh my gosh, Caulfield's getting screwed. I wonder if there's been a guy that scored 50 and had no empty net goals. Well, somebody asked Grock, that's the AI tool on Twitter slash X. Yes, several NHL players have achieved
Starting point is 00:19:52 50 plus goal seasons with zero empty netters. The most notable example, Brett Hull, 86. Oh, Kai McKinster. Zero. He had him in his draft us. We were in like, great. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah, yeah. Shab. Schellet. Oh. Brain's working now. Shab. Shop, dog. This is the highest single season goal total without any empty netters.
Starting point is 00:20:14 86. Also over his career, only 11 empty netters, which is incredibly low for a guy that's... No, it's not because it's Brett Hall. And if you were up in a game, probably you don't put Brett on. I'm going to go have a shower beer, boys. You finish this up for me. Not exactly. Protect.
Starting point is 00:20:34 the lead. I could also see, like, I think there was some overlap with Keenan in St. Louis. I'd be correct on that, right? Oh, yeah. Like, all right, right. I think he, we're up for. I think he told Keenan how it went and then wouldn't put him out there. That's crazy. 86 without an empty net. 86 itself is. 86 is wild. Because I think what, 92 is the record with Wayne? Like, 86 might be second. 86? Yeah. It's almost 100. It's so many goals. well over a goal again. And we're dying for like a 50 and 50 chase. This guy had 86 and 70.
Starting point is 00:21:08 86 goals. 86. There's six guys that have scored 75 or more in the history league. That's great. That a boy, Brett. Thanks, Brock. Former flame. That's right.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Yeah. Blake's fought forever. Brett, how many of yours were empty netters? I got one because we've got it here and it made me have more goals than Iggy. Remember when noodles got mad at me yesterday? Yeah, slow starter. Iggy was a shitty start.
Starting point is 00:21:32 here. You can get mad to those, but it's true. I can remember the newspaper articles every November. It's like, what's up with Jerome? Now, he is a slow starter, but boy, it's getting late, and then he'd just go on this torrid heater, getting some scraps, hat tricks. My best line ever, Jack. How many goals
Starting point is 00:21:48 you got, Iggy? I'm sure that went over like a fart and chival. All the boys were dying. They're like, who, oh, shit. Give us Jerome's face. It was kind of that grimace, smiley, Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:03 You're funny. You're funny. I'm going to kill you. It is hard to figure because it's not like he came to camp out of shape. No, he'd always win. He was always ready to go. Maybe. Too fit.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Need to put some pudge. What did I call the guys yesterday? Which guys? You took a lot of pot shots. There were a few yesterday. Gridden notably. Yeah. A phony?
Starting point is 00:22:25 Floating. Floating fucker, yeah. One made us some logos for that too. Do you see that? Jack and Instagram. Check that up. Really? Nice.
Starting point is 00:22:34 We're in Colona one summer. Me and Durham are sitting there having a few beers from house right beside J. Rome's. So Iggy comes over and he brings an apple. And we're like chugging whiskey and beers and chips and dip and he's sitting there. One of these things ain't like the other one. Oh, God, love you, Joe. I can't believe you didn't win a cup
Starting point is 00:23:03 The hell's right. He was an Ave too, just at the wrong time. Yeah. Kings at the wrong time. He shouldn't have gone there at that time. Boston at the wrong time. The hell was he thinking? He was tired of chasing.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Anguena with the wrong time. Boston, it's a piss per yard. I'll just take some dough. He should have just stayed at one place. McKinnon, 51 goals to lead the league. 123 points in 76 games. That is good for third.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Kuturov has 126. which is four clear of that and McDevo last night out of five point night. So that'll help as he's now got 133. I don't want to change the subject because I know we're playing my abs today. I don't like what's going on. Now there was some good news with the cultural capital team, right? The festival city? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Ed Fest. Yeah. I mean, good news, I guess. What's the good news? Well, I don't feel a bit sheepish. Yeah. I mean, there was news. Connor Ingram had to leave the game.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Oh, shoot. After two and Tristan Jari came in. That's given me hope, though. Jarger? Yeah. Jack, where's the shirts? Precautionary. Felt some tightness, apparently.
Starting point is 00:24:14 It wasn't like Stolars? T's no precautionary was similar. Stolars was out. Super guy. Yeah. I'm not laughing at these things. Yeah. It's really obvious. That's cool. That poor guy's had a tough time staying healthiest whole career. Still large, that is.
Starting point is 00:24:31 So what are you trying to tell us, Dean? We've got zero chance. You know what I'm going to do with your bullshit? Oh, careful now. Oh, I'm doing it. Don't. The Seattle's on Dundt. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:24:42 All right. Fingerprint. And here we go. Fingerprint. Oh, yeah. Mr. Secure phone here has got his footprint for it. I trust that's, well, while Rett's doing his bet, let me tell you about adrenaline source for sport.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Baseball. See, it feels like baseball. We were talking about, Tuesday we were talking baseball. It was like, oh, there's snow on the ground. What are we doing? How about the game last? A good game, yes, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Self location, 9309, McLeod Trail. The north location, you may not even know there was, there's two. That's right, there's two. They also have the satellite one at FCA, which is nails. That's right.
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Starting point is 00:25:33 be nice to have some track suits, hoodies, that sort of thing. Adrenaline group.cate. Maybe you're a business. Oh. It's like, well,
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Starting point is 00:26:35 What about the pants? Did they grow? Get the metal cleats. So they can. Yeah. So she gives you a spike. But you need some for practice. You don't want to get the gamers dirty.
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Starting point is 00:27:05 we did a radio deal at the grand opening of adrenaline source for sports And I remember going in that place It is massive and thinking location's good but this place is too big
Starting point is 00:27:20 Like what were you thinking There's a Thinker's not always better you know There's a loft in the back That you do that this whole area here you've got a skate sharpener and now you walk in there and it's just rammed the glove wall the stick racks they got the shooting
Starting point is 00:27:40 shooting lane there as well kids will never leave yeah they love it there oh yeah test your stick before you buy it how you like that and now that upstairs loft thing goaliland that's right it's like they had a plan i think they're they're doing oh thanks radio guy. Yeah, yeah, we didn't think of that. We'll take that into consideration. Yeah. Oh, should we have thought about square footage and stuff when, oh, okay. Thanks, tubby. Yeah, appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Tubble word. I put together thing today. Oh, boy, you've been working. I was up early today. Yeah, I was up early today. And I had this thing going on. And your brain. And it happens every year. And I have, I have an answer. I finally have an answer. but I still have some questions but I'm going to put this I'm going to say that this is for Crystal Waters
Starting point is 00:28:39 plumbing and heating but this is from my house earlier today so there's been this noise and it comes like so in the furnace room I wouldn't see is it the furnace
Starting point is 00:28:59 it's not the air conditioner it's not the hot water tank oh what the hell I have to call Crystal Waters and figure out of this out, but every 30 seconds there's like a... What is that?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Oh no. That's son of a bitch. You back. Every year. He back? You got to move? What the f- Look at that asshole. You a name for him?
Starting point is 00:29:51 Bert. He's about to get one. He's good at what he does. What an idiot. That's not even wood, you moron. What are you doing up there? It is so loud. It just rings through the whole house. I was actually befuddled.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I had no idea when you're showing the video. My daughter gives me shit. She's like, Dad, like it started six in the morning. It wakes me up every day. Would you do something about this? Like, babe, I don't know what it even is. Not you know. Asshole.
Starting point is 00:30:26 That's his name. Never liked the bird. So what do you do? Get a gun. I can't call Crystal Waters for that, can I? I don't do that. I don't know if they do pest control. Sean,
Starting point is 00:30:35 can you? Oh, is it the furnace? Well, it's a vent. It's part of the furnace, I guess, in a way,
Starting point is 00:30:42 because it's the, what an idiot. Not Sean, the woodpeck and a idiot. So what do they, what do they do that for? Is it to like, feel good?
Starting point is 00:30:52 Is it? I think like, traditionally, they'd be doing it on wood so they could get the bugs underneath the bark, but that's not wood, that's not wood,
Starting point is 00:30:58 that's not a wood pecker. Yes. Not a metal pecker, not an aluminum pecker. What are we talking here? There's two of them. There are two assholes up there. Look at them.
Starting point is 00:31:08 It's like outside. That rings through the neighborhood. Sounds like a construction. And I'm here to tell you, there's other houses in the neighborhood. They've got these pipe things, whatever it is. Just yours. My house every year. So is it the same woodpecker every year?
Starting point is 00:31:28 Yeah, I'm right. It is. It's a little. There he is. So if I kill that son of a bitch. I don't think you're allowed to look at the other guy he's next in line he's like would you hurry up are you almost done you can look good up there I gotta wait till this guy's done
Starting point is 00:31:39 I'm gonna slide in get the leftovers chicken wings dean someone's put it tricking either glued down with honey some bird seed in the thing that's what I'm thinking I'm gonna get I'm gonna get them get a nerve gun
Starting point is 00:31:54 can you put this I don't think you're allowed to yeah I don't think they want you shooting I'd consult McLeod law before we get Okay. Don't talk to the weapon. I don't talk to.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Austin about that. Yeah. Good idea. So if you ever had, because I see sometimes. I have had sighting. They'll, they'll,
Starting point is 00:32:14 like, hit the siding or whatever. Because it's kind of wood like. Yeah. I have had everyone I've ever talked to that brings up the woodpecker. It is a real problem. Assholes. That's no easy.
Starting point is 00:32:25 It is not a simple fix. They are jerks. And it's a hellatious thing to deal with. Goodness. I think you should go sit up on that roof. I'm going to call Sean anyway Listen It's not really what we do boom
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Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah. 51. Thanks, how many goals Nate McKinnon has? Correct. Sure. And with four more.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Yeah. I'm in good spirits despite that asshole at my house. And the woodpeck. So you're saying 6 a.m. That starts. Every, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:51 We can save on an alarm clock. Harre. I would bring Jack who would do with it. Jack, what are you doing today? I got nothing. What would be? Now, again,
Starting point is 00:35:04 just, well I've got a couple BB guns so I think that's what I'm doing it's not allowed but can you put up like a like a scarecrow or something oh
Starting point is 00:35:20 like so it works for a lot that would drive me nuts what do you do with because people will put owls what are the owls scaring off they'll have like the wooden yeah that's a good question other small birds yeah is pit
Starting point is 00:35:33 given from shitting yeah it was shot pop out of the property. Pigeons are. They're assholes. I got a lot on my plate guys. These birds, eh? Birds.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Birds. Useless. How am I going to lay around for 12 hours a day with the masters on and listen to that bullshit? I'd have that dealt. What about a mesh thing around that?
Starting point is 00:35:58 It's probably the answer. Some kind of a deal. Yeah. Fancy type deal. There's got to be, like a job where someone deals with birds, no? Oh, yeah, they see me coming. Oh, perfect.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yeah, it's probably, is it annoying? Is it every year? Does it wake you up early in the morning? Oh, boom cat will be. It starts at the break of dawn. Oh, that's a hand. Boom cat will be climbing the ladder. That bird will be on top of his head. Give me $19,000.
Starting point is 00:36:27 To put like a, what? Like a small cage around the top of my, yeah. Actually 20. I don't like your tone. Yeah. Price has just gone on. Do you like sleep? I love sleep. It's my favorite.
Starting point is 00:36:39 21. Damn it. All right. Let's do this thing. Because I think we're... Unless you want to talk about abs and flames more because we've got some in there. It's fine. They're all over.
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Starting point is 00:37:16 You shake cans, make a deal. 24 hours you're paid. Gotta love that. Go say how to our friends up in the Northwest Automall. We start on a game day. That's right. And who do we got is the poster boy on Flames Nation today for the game day? Who do we got, Jack?
Starting point is 00:37:30 Well, if it isn't noted thug. Old busted beak strobe. Yeah. A little light in the wallet, too. Yeah, down 5K. Screw you, Batman. Georgie P. Peros.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Come on, how could you? Yeah. It is, as you see here, a 7 o'clock start. Can you actually in Denver? I know. It's 5K, but for these guys. Parking ticket. You know what actually happens that money?
Starting point is 00:38:01 It all goes to player assistance months. So the more that they're raking in, the more coming back to the old alumni, alumni, as you'd say. And then I'm going to call George and say, start having it. It's 10k, 50, 21, 950. Virus.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Don't make me get McLeod law to start. Seriously. Seeing what we're doing with all this. There's maybe some misappropriation of that. I'm all over you. Come on, George. On Flavis Nation, more on the team. Lots's going on.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Brennan Offman acquired from the Rangers for, what, their second rounder a couple of years ago, prospect. How's he adjusting? There's a, Paige Stewart's on the case. She's covering all things. Wranglers and Riley. Oh, Riley Delaney.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Good old Riley Delaney. What's going on in the Pacific? Got all covered. It's all there, Flames Nation friends. Great season put forth in Russia by a prospect we don't talk a lot about. It's 20-year-old Carill Zerubin. Look at the numbers this year. 933 Shuddies.
Starting point is 00:38:57 They need a play in round of 152 and at 927 in the playoffs. Do you like the Rubin? I love the room. And what's the difference between that and the Mardi Cristo? Grilled eggs. Sourcrow. Or they both got Is it my
Starting point is 00:39:08 Chrissos? Like fried It's dipped in Like French toast Yeah Yeah I think that's the difference And the Rubin is just like a corn corned beef
Starting point is 00:39:16 mustard mustard Sourcrowe On rye Oh god I could Well which one has the Thousand Island dress Rubin Is it the rush? Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:27 The Rubin has the Yeah the It is Thousand Island right I don't know The Rubin has it? I think so yeah Jack Anyway
Starting point is 00:39:36 this Ruben Zays Dadduddin Jr. I would imagine they're going to try bring this guy over for the Wranglers next year. Oh, they got too many goalies. I don't know if they do anymore because I think old Prasvatov, see ya. It'd be Sergeev and him and the miners.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Don't mind that. A couple of young Ruskis. Ed Wolfe. That's what I'm in the Russians guys. Wolf and the miners. Coolie. All right. Corned, Swiss cheese, sourcrow,
Starting point is 00:39:56 and Russian or a thousand island dress. What about that? On Rye. Ah. I like a good, right? And that's the Rubin. Yeah. And the Moni Cristo,
Starting point is 00:40:05 Monte Cristo Monte Cristo Monty Cristo Monter Cristo Confirm you're a human being That's what? You're eating humans What?
Starting point is 00:40:20 What's hell you're talking about Confirm you're a human So you can't get a Monty Cristo recipe? I just want to know what's in a Monte Cristo sandwich A classic Monte Cristo sandwich Combines ham, turkey and Swiss cheese between
Starting point is 00:40:31 slices of white bread which are then dipped in an egg batter and pan fried like French toast. Second type of meat and the pan fried. So really not all that similar. I thought that it was quite similar. I take it back. Flames will be busy potentially come the end of June at the draft. Old Piker has updated the potential draft slots based on the standings here.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Oh, so he did what I said we should do. He must listen to the show. We said we'd get you the list of their picks. and now we're giving you the list of the talks and you're angry because Pike is on it. Pike's always stealing our stuff. Beat it Pike. Third overall, 18th overall, 3536, 52, 54, 6567. Get a better picture of Craig.
Starting point is 00:41:17 He does. He looks like he's disheveled. They told me this job was easy. Red said anyone could do it. I've been sleeping in my car for three nights. I go out to the parking lot and get 90 minutes. Then it starts again. This freaking Eastern time is all.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Smoke menthols. Jack and I are ripping menthols. Whiskey and menthol. It's the only thing I can get through the day with. My voice sound different. Stress. I need to hire another. Three gym.
Starting point is 00:41:50 It's too much work. Sorry, Craig. You're doing a great job. He's doing great. You're looking great. Schedule is this. Okay. This week,
Starting point is 00:42:01 Thursday, Saturday, Sunday. Dino, they're opening a three and four tonight in three different cities. Hoy. Hoy. Start with the abs. As Dean noted, number one in the league at everything, except power play, which has actually been very good
Starting point is 00:42:14 the last month. I'm going to say something. Yeah, fire. The abs screw this up. You have a real issue moving forward. The only other thing is they've got the fourth best home record. Oh, just.
Starting point is 00:42:24 It's a little disappointing. They're firsted over there. A mile high. Yeah. I thought they'd have a huge advantage there. Yeah, Carolina's first. no one likes going to Carolina you gotta get a P.F. Chang's.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Oh, dude, I love P.F. I know, but you don't feel good after you eat it. And how do you play a hockey game after crushing PF. Jay? Well, yeah, I suppose, yeah, if you want, I didn't think about it. That way, it's, it seems like you get to PF Chas before the hockey game. Carolina, sorry, Carolina, 29 wins and 60 points.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Boston, Buffalo. Oh, wow. Then it's Colorado, Washington. Well, I guess, depending, wins. And then points are a little bit different. Washington, eh? Washington has 24 home wins, 53 home ice points, same as the Ups. Geez.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Flames will be in Seattle to close the road trip and an earlier start. Note that this is not your Saturday late night. This is a 5 o'clock mountain start. And the reason, well, we got to get our asses home to play the mammoth. I don't like it. It's Masters weekend. Yeah, late start. By then.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Now I got to have two screens. Well, I know how excited you've been for the cracking in the flames. you've been hyping this match up for weeks. It is disappointed. Barnberger of a match. The good news on Monday, you can just talk about the Sunday game. You know what this is on Saturday. No one would notice.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Just between else. No one would notice that I didn't watch the game loss. You would know. And you wouldn't be able to slay. Yeah, you would. I'd get up early. Mammoth, they're rolling pretty good. We talked about it after that went over the Oilers.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Four in a row. Okay. Not bad. Cracking the exact opposite. You said yesterday, 10 of 11, they've lost. Yeah, they have. Yuck. Oh, that guy quit.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Gross. Get the skids. We do have news on that in a moment. Yes. Colorado, let's take a peek under the hood. What are they doing? Some question about Nazim Kadri's availability tonight. Yesterday we told him that he had a finger issue.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Not a firm timeline. Maybe he goes. Maybe he doesn't. It will be interesting to see if he's in or not. If he's not in, my guess at the lineup, Dino, Nick Wasslod's to center and Kivirantah goes into the Nick Wosselot. And he's finally been passed for the team lead and points for
Starting point is 00:44:29 for the Calgary flames. Evan Ruel. Look at the wrench getting in there. So quick. All right, Pike. Appreciate it. Told you listed Steelers shit. God, do you love Pike? Hey, Rhett? Just settle down. Tuck it under your belt. Don't go drinking with Pike. Good to see Logan O'Connor back. He's only played
Starting point is 00:44:45 eight games all year. Suffered an injury early this season, the Calgary boy, part of their cup winning team a few years ago and one of the better penalty killers in the league. Also, Glenn Lake represent. A couple of Calgary kids there, right? One of the other Calgary kids is out. Camarar are still out after he was
Starting point is 00:45:00 gooned up by the flames. What was that a week and a half ago? No, whatever. Clapka. Clap bomb. Here's the thing, Kale. Clap daddy. Kale? Here's the thing. If you're on Klappka's team, you can't hurt you. Chestnut checkers. There you go. Here's the blue line without kale.
Starting point is 00:45:19 You got top pair Sam Malinski who's quietly at a really good year. Probably made Sam Gerard expensive for them. That allowed them bring a Brett Kulak. Totally expensive. Expendable, excuse me. Josh Manson. Blankenberg and thousand plus games in a row, Brent Burns.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah, Burns, a thousand in a row. We were talking about Kessel, 164 consecutive. So Burns is now, what, a thousand, this will be one thousand three. Ish. So he needs three quarters of a season straight next year to shatter it. Also part of playing 1,000 in a row, he hit the 1,000 games played plateau. Is that right? Yeah. Where do that works.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Congrats, Brent. That boy, Brento. Brento. Goleys, the woods. Wedgwood's had a really good year. And Blackwood's been fine. I think when they made this move, remember last year they did the Ann and and Out, Georgiav out.
Starting point is 00:46:15 They threw a bunch of middling picks around and some of solve their goaltending. Other teams saying you can't fix your goalies, there's no goalies. These guys did it pretty quick. Not a lot of playoff experience, but Wedgwood's been the better. But Blackwood was kind of thought to be the one. Wedgwood, a little more veteran. and Blackwood younger. Blackwood 899, safe percentage, Wedgwood 918.
Starting point is 00:46:34 That is tidy. The goals against Blackwood 2.58, Wedgwood 210. Sterling numbers. And as we mentioned, the wedge, he's tops in the league and goals against the safe percentage. That's good. If you like those things. I think you should if they're on your team, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Finals from last night before we saunter through the standings. Dino, let's go for a lap around a light night in the NHL. The Sabers, we had them minus one and a half. They rewarded us with an empty netter. Thank you, friends. Zach Benson with a pair. Did you see Josh don't pass on the empty net from four feet away? I love this kid.
Starting point is 00:47:09 It's the stupidest little thing. He's like, oh, Benson's already got one. You let him get a two gold net. And it's weird because his dad is such. Yeah, he didn't get that first. Sabers trailed three, two going into the third. They get three to win it. It's their 20th comeback win of the season.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Wow. Soul possession of first of the Atlantic. two up on Tampa and Montreal. Both of those teams have four left sabers. Three games remaining, they will be home to Columbus in Chicago and home to Dallas. Jay Roseville did his Leifest Morning Take Show
Starting point is 00:47:38 from our studio today and called the Leafs effort amid this dreadful season. The worst he's seen all year. They got blanked by the Caps for nothing. The caps have won five of seven. They're three back of Ottawa for the second wild card. They're three back of Philly for third in the metro.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Games played are a problem. Flyers out of a game in hand, at least. Yeah, we know that. And, yeah, the Oilers, five points from Davo. McDevo. Bouchard tops 90 points on the season. Wow. They lead Vegas by two for first place in the Pacific.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Connor Ingram, we mentioned, had eight saves through two periods. Not a lot, not busy. Replaced by Tristan Jari and the third. He made four saves in the final frame. Oh, boy, Jarr, you got it, buddy. Precautionary reasons said, Chuck, after feeling discomfort in the final TV time out in the second period,
Starting point is 00:48:31 just figured this be, let's sit you down. What a jerk. Sharks 5 and 2 in their last 7, despite the loss, their three back of Nashville. They still have a game in hand. As we talked about, McDavid, I used to the lead league points or something. Other note on an injured goalie,
Starting point is 00:48:45 it was Stolaris getting dinged up in that Toronto Maple East one. He likely done for the year with his history and how that looked and how gingerly he moved back to the bench. awful year for the Leafs. We're trying to get into that top five to keep their first rounder slash bottom five.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Did you see the brothers get point? Brother? Brother. I did. The protests. Wow. And then who scored the goal? Leonard.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Oh, I like Ryan Leonard. I don't know who it was, but he was a jerk. He could have it back to the kids. Oh, Leonard. Selfish. Jesus. No, Shane, don't. Or Josh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Let's go to the standings. I'll start out east. You had noted the caps are not going away. Their issue is. the game's played, so I just crop them out. Sorry, gotcha. You're three back with three left. That does tell you, when you're three back, it's like, sorry, we can't
Starting point is 00:49:34 include you into this race. You just don't have a lot of runway. I mean, I guess everyone could lose out and you could get in, but the Islanders can't. Islanders have four to roll all at home. They could max out at what, 97 points. New coach bump.
Starting point is 00:49:49 DeBoar Bump? They brought the Leafs tonight. That's an easy one. second half of back to back after that. Wow, you know they're going to show up and work. What, the yashers? The guy of the popcorn thing, because the players aren't. I'm sorry, pot shots again.
Starting point is 00:50:11 And again, you noted that the Buffalo win put some top spot in the Atlantic, Tampa and Montreal, two points back with a game in hand. I think we're going to get a tiebreakers sorting one, two, three in the land. I'm very worried. Yeah. I play this out. Yep. Because Buffalo's our team, right?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Oh, yeah. I would be very worried about finishing in first. You don't want Boston? Ottawa. You don't want Ottawa. Oh, you mean in the conference? Yeah. Carolina's got a game in hand in two.
Starting point is 00:50:39 So Carolina as it stands would get Ottawa, but yes, if you pass Carolina, you're able to find a, well, I don't think anyone wants a piece of Ottawa. No, I would be very worried about it. Because it's, again, all they're missing is one thing. The saves, and the guy that's been awful this year, has had many stretches where he gives you the saves. And I'll be all.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I like Rod the Bod. We all like Rod the Bod. I'd be fine if Carolina wants to get bounced in round one. They are the team where... Give us a spicy series. I don't feel any obligation at any point in a playoff run to watch them. They are playoff Seattle. I have no emotions, but they make the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Yeah. They find ways to make playoff hockey, which is thrilling. Eh, I'll maybe, is it on? I guess I could watch it. Sorry, Rod, Rod, get out of there. Oh, that'd be my. Get out of there. Not because of you, Rod, but you go somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:51:32 It's been eight years. You've made the playoffs every year. Everyone loves you. Your owner's grinding your salary. Come on, get out of there, Rod. How nice can it be there? How nice can it be? Seriously.
Starting point is 00:51:42 If Changs anywhere. You lived in Hartford. You can live, teams are going to watch. No wonder if you thinks rally is so nice. They're going to be very happy to have you. Let's go to the bottom. Bottom of the standing friends.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Get Huska out of here. West first. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we didn't do the west. Okay. Oilers do have the lead in the Pacific. Vegas, two back with a game in hand, Anaheim, three back with a game in hand. Ducks are reeling at the moment.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Colorado has locked up the one. Dallas and Minnesota will play each other. We don't know who will have home ice yet. They each of four games to play. And at the bottom, Nashville, a one point edge on the Kings, but the Kings do have a game in hand. San Jose, that was a tough loss last night. 12 shots. start looking at the, if we had two more points in the standings where we'd be.
Starting point is 00:52:29 We missed opportunity. Look at those games, how bad they were against Calgary. Oh, terrible. Yeah, at least through those games, they were. They beat them pissed out of the flames once, but the other ones are not good at all. Yeah. Let's look at the finals from last night. You did that.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Sorry. The odds playoffs. Bottom. Bottom. Thank you. I'm including Florida. This is all your 500 and worst teams in the NHL. The only reason I'm including Florida and Toronto,
Starting point is 00:52:57 Toronto needs to drop one spot to keep their first rounder if the lottery balls don't screw them, which again, we've seen lots of teams jump up from below five. So there's no guarantee if they finish fifth in the bottom. They keep that pick. They still need the lottery balls. And Florida will keep their pick of its bottom 10.
Starting point is 00:53:12 That's looking pretty safe unless they want to win out, which would be insane. They're too smart to do that. I think Toronto screwed because Seattle ain't getting two more points. Peak pain for the Leafs is sixth position in the draft. It's looking very real. Oh, here, Boston, a sixth overall pick for you. Unless the lottery.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Unless they do get in, and as we saw yesterday on the Tensitathon, then they win the lottery. Then they will keep it. Yeah. Again, most likely outcome at this point would be them picking six or seven. Crazy. Yuck. Bad deal.
Starting point is 00:53:48 We'll keep moving. You don't know where we're going. Here are your odds after last night's games. You can see the loss for the sharks drops them 9% that stings. out east. Little bump for the caps, but you can see there's still single digits. Ottawa looks safe.
Starting point is 00:54:07 The ducks look pretty safe. It's really one spot in each conference that's up for grabs. And Philly's got the upper hand in the east. Well, the Kings are a coin toss right now. Nashville, maybe. The thing is, two points make such a difference. Like you see a 9% or 9, 10%, That's massive.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Huge story. And you've got basically all these teams playing tonight, I think for the most part. Yeah, we'll come in to more. These numbers will be different, for sure. And that's why it's fun this last week of the season. The season will wrap exactly a week from tonight. Clinching scenarios tonight.
Starting point is 00:54:44 You're teams that can punch their tickets for Colorado. They have not clinched the President's trophy, but they have clinched the West. A win of any variety. They'll be the one seed for the entirety of the playoffs, win the President's trophy. Penguins get in with any sort of a win jack. Boston going to need some help.
Starting point is 00:54:59 They've got to beat Toronto amongst some other things. Can I just tap on the brakes a little bit? Yeah, far. You do like to take runs of Jack. You like to make, you know, I've sat here and watched the bickering, the backs and forth
Starting point is 00:55:15 all year. You try to get under his skin. I think you need to give this a little more gravitas. Penguins can get in with a win tonight, Jack. The Pittsburgh Penguins can clinch a playoff spot tonight, Jack. Two night. And to be fair. You're here tomorrow and they could be in the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:55:32 It feels like it's been wrapped up for two months. They've been that good. Over two weeks, I should say. Like, they have been well ahead of the cutoff line. Who they got tonight, Jack? I know you're the devils. The devils who've been awful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Maybe they don't play Markstrom though, so you never know. We're in, boys. I said it last week. We're in. And a 70% chance that round one is Penguins Flyers. Oh, man. I like it. I mean, come on.
Starting point is 00:55:54 You know what you can do with the Carolina series? Put it the exact same. time is Pittsburgh Philly? Don't need to see a moment of the war. Utah's need a bunch of help. Same with the Oilers. They need to win in regulation and an Anaheim win as well.
Starting point is 00:56:08 So could be clenches tonight. We'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Yeah, I'm most excited about Pittsburgh out of that group. Oh, Colorado. You're going to clinch the President's trophy. All right. Do they want that curse? It's nice for the mammoth, I suppose, right?
Starting point is 00:56:22 We don't. I'd be big for the... That's nice for them. I think they are pumped up and that building was rocking when they continue the last time that franchise was in. Goodness. Mike Smith might have been there. Get Pike on.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Pike, get in there. It's been 10 seconds. 2015. Mike Smith wrote them to the, took them to the Western Conference finals. It was crazy. When you say 2050s, oh, so not that long ago.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Wait a minute. Jesus, it's 2020. So the Kings won that year. It would have been 14 or 12, if I'm correct, because that's the year's they won because it was Chicago 10, 13, 1550.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Who you? Okay. Keep moving. we've got some milestones and news to report McDude was out of again in on all five goals he's off his game today he's off he's points before 30 he's the second best ever more than Mario is impressive
Starting point is 00:57:13 or is this is this rope a dope from him maybe he's like hey look at how it good the oil way hey look at this look at I don't create something that deeply I think he went to the NHL website and took everything that was on there when you watch the highlights last night you're like how does this gun out of six rings? Like, could you not find a goalie
Starting point is 00:57:30 in the 10 years you've had him? Oh, you had Mike Smith in his late 30s. That's the best goal you've given McDude. So keep up the great work, Edmonds. So you were in on every goal. Every single goal. You had three goals and two assists. So you're pretty,
Starting point is 00:57:42 is this kind of how it goes for you? Yeah, I'm pretty good. Last night's matchup. How much jewelry? Like, how much jet? I don't know. Shut the fuck. Second place.
Starting point is 00:57:52 We'll sit outside. See, yeah. I was just asked. I don't follow hockey. I do have that Four Nations thing. I don't know what it is. Yeah, never mind. Go away.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Other milestones last night and news, Ronnie Francis stepping down in Seattle. Barnburner unbump, I guess. Because we've talked. Barnburner bust. Yeah. We've talked not in glowing terms recently. Well, I mean, if you just looked at the organization,
Starting point is 00:58:19 you said, what are you? What are you going? What are you doing? It was an odd. Bad expansion. Odd, odd approach from day one. I always thought he would be great. Now, maybe if Philip Grubauer is the goalie they thought they were buying,
Starting point is 00:58:33 and we thought he was who was in Colorado, this all looks different, but six, six years. Even the drafting they did was weird. It didn't really hoist anything. And the thing is, the coach they hired. Yeah, the Vegas template, so how we're good, you know, cutthroat or whatever, it worked. It's not not even, well, we saw what Vegas did,
Starting point is 00:58:54 and, well, they're an expansion team, and they're kind of building. slow. No, no. They had like extortion of other teams and went to the cup final. I think the only difference there was other teams were ready for the expansion draft where for Vegas. For sure. Yeah. But still like the prices are too high. Oh, you want to not have us take a player? It's the first and a second. Well, we're not going to pay that. We'll just make trades. Oh, okay. Then I'll, I guess I'll just deal with other teams. Somebody else. No, we're on. Hell of a player, though, Rhett. Really, really good. Here is your Art Ross and Hart Chases.
Starting point is 00:59:25 McDood with five creates some serious separation with Cooch. That's a six point lead now. Both have four games to play. It's over. It's over. McKinnon does play the flames twice more, but it's over. As for the heart, not over.
Starting point is 00:59:41 McKinnon's got a two-goal lead over goal Coughfield. Connor, all of a sudden, after three last, they go away, stop it. I got McKinnon futures. Stop, stop, stop. I think they actually play each other. Colorado's got one against Edmonton. Because you said,
Starting point is 00:59:54 Grandbrother. Yeah, and it's just against the Pacific the rest of the way. I believe there's one Colorado-Edmonton game left in the schedule. Not loud, wrong. I'm on, I believe, I have a feeling that's great. The avalanche will play the Flames tonight, Vegas, then on the road in Edmonton and Calgary. There you go. And finish at home against Seattle.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Surprise news. You like quick healers, right? Yeah. Thomas Shabbat broke his arm two weeks ago. He'd go play tonight. What? Surgery? What?
Starting point is 01:00:24 Broken arms. surgery two weeks ago, skating with the regulars this morning. That's going to help. They just got Sanderson back. They've sent Yakum Chuk back to the miners. They were rolling with like one or two guys with more than 40 games experience in the blue line for a few games there. This is the right time for the sentence.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I just hope he's not a rush. That must have been some, like a weird fracture. I don't know what happened there. It's not a normal. But if it's a hairline, why you get surgery? It's weird. Yeah. We're all doctors and we can't figure it up.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Yeah, we've got so much info. We're surgeons. This is our area, our field of expertise. Yeah. Color us. Confused. You want to spin some tunes for me? All right.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Let's do it. Let's take a look at tonight's schedule. If you only had three years. Oh, look at this. Fellas. Let's start up top. I'm going to go Brian McCabe for the Leafs in the Island. Wendell Clark.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Steve Thomas, too, right? Stumpy. Stumpy is a good one. Okay. Columbus Buffalo John Luke Grand Pierre Wow Holy Toledo
Starting point is 01:01:33 Jeff Sanderson Massive bonus points for those two I was thinking about John Luke Grand Pierre First roommate Wasn't really Tampa Montreal I've hit the David Savard too many times
Starting point is 01:01:46 I can't do it again We're going to need a new name here Mark Recky Never played 10 Played this in for a bet Mark Recky in Tampa Bay Guggs it. How about Corey Parry?
Starting point is 01:02:03 Corey Perry, lost to follow with both of those teams. The McDonough-Serghatt-Cab deal. Oh, wow. Right? Savard. We got a bunch there. That's great. Denny Savard.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Florida, Ottawa. Let's go there. That is a great one. Weamer was a roommate with him. Really? Yes. You've already been around. Danny.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Florida and Ottawa. Mike Hoffman. Oh, wow. Good job, Rhett. Nice full. bang. Remembering his girlfriend and Carlson's girlfriend weren't getting along? Oh my goodness. Flyers and Hinges.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Keith Primo is the first one that pops in my head now. I think there's a hatcher in there too. Which hatcher was? Kevin. Well, Darien played Dallas and Detroit. Kevin played Washington. You want a flat? Are you one that really blow you?
Starting point is 01:02:51 Yeah, I do. Bob Wilkie. That's the rare he scored at Red. He couldn't remember his middle name this morning. He's crushing these abstract. I played nine games. Like two different teams. He was sweating.
Starting point is 01:03:05 His body is burning this. The virus is dead. This show is good for you, Red. You're so much healthier when the show starts. Pittsburgh, New Jersey. Jags. Your armor, yeah. Ken Reggett?
Starting point is 01:03:17 Did Regget ever play for? Billy G. Billy G. G. Good Paul. Yeah, Billy Garon for sure. Let's go to the Jets and Blues. Stassie moved over.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Paul, yeah. Bump, Bump, the Chuck. This is to get too much. Yeah, no. We got one already. That's good. Carolina, Chicago. I'm going to go Panarin. That's not Carolina.
Starting point is 01:03:44 This is good to say. It's Columbus. You're very confident with that. No, no, no. You know what? That was loud. Brian Bickle. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Who was the goalie? Remember you were high on him? Oh, who was? Oh, yeah. Scott Darling. Yeah. Routu. You went into the old. Tomo.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Routu. Tomo. Oh. Tervine. as well. Yeah, Ravine and Good work, fellas.
Starting point is 01:04:05 The Battle of the Stars, the old North Stars against the new Minnesota Wild. Suter. Yeah. Brian Suter did after getting bought out
Starting point is 01:04:15 in Minnesota go play in Dallas. Excellent Jack. As Flames. Theo. Oh, Theo. Derek Morris. Stephaniel. Brenny Corbe.
Starting point is 01:04:28 God, there's a lot. It's a lot. So many. Nashville, Utah. Would Lanny be in that? No. Rockies, Colorado Rockies. That's not the...
Starting point is 01:04:42 Right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Predators... Ooh, this is a tricky one. This is the Dubnick. The Dubnick... He was in Arizona.
Starting point is 01:04:50 He was in... Briefly was in Nashville. We're sure he was in Arizona. That checks out. Yeah, okay, good. Next. Sharks and Ducks, this one gave us problems a few weeks ago. Wait.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Is Suter? Predators battle. I don't think it played for Arizona. That's the difference. Who did? We were having a really tough time with sharks, ducks. Sharks ducks. Sharks ducks.
Starting point is 01:05:18 We did some research. We did T-Move, Gradlin. And you guys said I was an idiot. Oh, and we nailed it. You're not an idiot team. You're genius. Is there anybody else? And a burgo.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Jeff Freezing. That was when we came in late. We use it here. Golden Knights and the Cracken. I want more tunes. I just can't. I need. Click it again.
Starting point is 01:05:36 It's too good. Really click it again? Yeah. All right. Seattle screws I'm telling you I was I really liked Seattle when they came into the league and now it's I
Starting point is 01:05:47 If only this game has really made me Yeah I like Seattle even less It's just hard because I really didn't like that Nate Schmidt Did he not go in the expansion draft Or did he not go there? I don't think so Who did they take in the expansion?
Starting point is 01:06:04 Probably no one from Vegas Vegas wouldn't have to expose I wonder that's a good question Chandler Stevens Excellent I said that And Canucks and Kings Finally
Starting point is 01:06:17 Who's the D-Man I got some legal trouble Right you were and What Huh Yeah I had to deal with in the cloud laws And the woman of trouble A little handsy on the dock
Starting point is 01:06:33 Don't remember No Sorry This should not be hard No This shouldn't be a difference Focus Tanner Pearson
Starting point is 01:06:43 Yeah We'll take it And to Foley Tough Damn boy He was a Knoch That's right Yeah
Starting point is 01:06:53 A good Kinnock He's moved around a lot All right Good work everyone Thanks Jack Excellent work on Ryan Souter Appreciate that WHL playoff action
Starting point is 01:07:02 Round 2 Getting underway soon In fact the entire CHL round two One game last night to start it Here we are We're condensing the field It'll be the Calgary Hitman
Starting point is 01:07:13 On the road tomorrow In Medicine Hat Retro You're still not going? No. God, no. What about Saturday? Are you going? No.
Starting point is 01:07:21 What about Monday at the Saddle Dome? You going? See how I feel. What about Wednesday at the Saddle Dome? Can't wait to me there. See, he's getting better. You can see he's projecting his health. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:07:33 And if there is a game six, it's Sunday, Sunday. Look out for that on April, I think, 19. He does, yeah. They're the best games. What's the barn like in Med Hat now?
Starting point is 01:07:43 Perfect. Hold six. Five or six? Yeah. Perfect. Because obviously they had very good teams there right near the end when the old building. Yeah. That was no fun that place.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Well, they had the fog there famously. You get hot medicine hat. Steve chair, Derek. They're your final eight in the W.HL. He brought my toe with a slapper. Oh. Lucky Uncle Olin was there and take me to the house. Totally lucky.
Starting point is 01:08:14 What are the odds? thankful for Uncle O'am. Everett against the Rockets? If Moor was mad at me, I wouldn't play in Lethbridge next. Was Mooner mad? Yeah. Come on. Broke to you.
Starting point is 01:08:24 What about Luby? How'd Luby feel about it? He was in the pub. Penticton Vs, an expansion team, sure, but they've been unreal. We interrupt you. We want to go back to start again, Ryan. What are you doing? Everett Colona out west.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Okay. The host of the Memorial Cup this year. That'll suck being finished because I think Everett. Really? Is that right? It's significantly better. And then he got all that time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Does Everett were DuPons play? Yeah. You got to find teams to play and. Want to practice. Practice time. Yeah. A lot of bag skates. PG against Penticton out east.
Starting point is 01:09:00 We have Prince Albert and Saskatoon. Good Sasky battle, Retro. It is a good Sasky battle, but that PA team has kicked the snut of the very good. Right. just on a steamrolling today. Going back to the Penticton, Prince George.
Starting point is 01:09:15 I can tell you. Flames are watching that series closely. They will have boots on the ground. Is that the Carson Carroll? Boots on the ground in Penticton for this series. Which doesn't mean anything other than the people are just doing their job. So the scouts, the amateur sets are going to look at amateur hockey.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah. So the people that are, their job is to watch junior hockey. They'll be watching. They're going to be watching. Step for them. Your hockey. There'll be submitting reports.
Starting point is 01:09:43 I want to figure your hand is on those reports. Wait a minute. He's got a pen and paper. This guy's... And it looks... Tablet! There's some jotting of things down onto said paper.
Starting point is 01:09:59 What are what he's writing. They're going to drop him. Call Drager and tell them. Let's look at the full CHL pitcher. Of course, the moral cop are marching towards that. told you it's going to be in bradford little boy cheese boy uh only one game played thus far
Starting point is 01:10:14 everything else is going to get rolling as the weekend gets go jack what are the uh the teams across the yeah let's quickly rip through the oh boy mown what's that Montreal yeah yeah against uh vd oh yeah yeah that's the voodoo they're actually roller hockey team Montreal versus voodoo
Starting point is 01:10:35 Montreal versus the voodoo nice Chicago yeah they're And Quebec. Okay, next. Chicago, Quebec. ROU. RU. That's Romania.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Romania. Yeah, and S-H-A. Shanghai. That's right. And then BLB. Shanghai. I was not prepared for Shanghai. That's phenomenal.
Starting point is 01:11:06 And Bulb versus BLB. This is the NFL. NFL draft. NFL draft is hosting that one. What's the ID? They get four digits. NFL, the BLB, BLB. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Big lazy bastard up against the NFL draft. Okay, good stuff. How do you feel about the top road? Yeah, the way, we're on a heat. We may as well keep going on there. Let's go to the OHL. The one series has already started. What's the team that looks like a bulldog,
Starting point is 01:11:36 they're up one nothing already. What seems is that? Big friendly dog. Yeah. It looks friendly to me. That thought it looks like a business. He was mean. Play New Brunswick.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Yeah, of course. Big F. New Brunswick's in Ontario. We know that. Next one. The bar. Just the Ontario bar. Yeah, they're all lawyers.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Ottawa. The Ontario Bar Association is Ottawa. McLeodlaw probably has some friends playing up. And then what's OTT? Ottawa. Oh, so easy. Kitchie Kikikoo. Kittich, Kittam at?
Starting point is 01:12:10 What do you got there? Verses so. So. So. The W.S.R. Yeah, what was that? It's like, it's a military.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Yeah. Yeah. Again, the FLNT. Yeah. They also get four letters for some of these. Yeah, that's good. If they just put one more letter in there. What's FLNT?
Starting point is 01:12:38 What is that? What an abbreviation that is. Is that flute? What do we got, John? Uh, that. Go get them, boys. We need more Jack on the show. That was sensational.
Starting point is 01:12:49 I've already told them the dub. Do you think you can get all these? Wow. We're next. We're done. Okay. Uh, that's your junior hockey update. The Frozen four tournaments off the border cranks up tonight.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Here's your bracket. Bracket. Bracket. Four teams left. One will be crowned. The NCAA champions. The Wisconsin. team name, Jack, the Wisconsin
Starting point is 01:13:11 Badgers. Against the North Dakota. This is not fair. The change. Change. Hmm. Where's it to say? They're still fighting.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Yeah. They're still fighting. The North Dakota fighting. Birds. Close. Yeah. D.U. That's Denver.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Denver University. And what's their team name? The starts of the P. Hmm. Ooh. The Denver Yucinot University. Jack. Plumbers. Excellent. And Wolverines.
Starting point is 01:13:43 God, he's good. The most. So good. I heard this is the most national championships. On the table for D.U. Oh, in the final four. In the final four. Those are big programs for a long time. Yeah. And D.U. 10 years since North Dakota's.
Starting point is 01:14:04 That's decade. There's no FLNT's in there. Some kind of. These are heavy hitters. Yeah, no flunt in this one. Of note, Abram Weeb and Cole Reschney. I'm watching that game. The North Dakota side. That is a, no, I imagine these are Eastern Time.
Starting point is 01:14:20 It does not say because it crop. No, it's in Vegas. It was a central. It's in Vegas. Yeah, it might be, it would make sense if it's central. Okay. Do you want me to verify or do we just move on? We can move on.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Check your local listings. Okay. Jack, I need an immediate response to what appears on the screen as new City Connect jersey has been launched. There's Pittsburgh Pirate. Look. Those are the nicest jerseys I've ever seen, boys. Those are tough. That hat is legit.
Starting point is 01:14:56 Oh, yeah. I kind of wish we grabbed all of them. There's something kind of Batman-ish to the right. Eastern to the font. Are we foisting or hoisting the cone? What is that again? Hoisting the cone. Hoist the cone.
Starting point is 01:15:09 That's right. Didn't you send me something about that? People have been stealing cones all over Pittsburgh in the municipal. The city's like, can you stop stealing our coins? We know what you're doing. They're all being left outside the football stadium. Stop hoisting the cone. I don't know where all the pylons are.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Those pirates. Eastern time, frozen forest, eastern time. Is that right? Yes. So we're going to necessarily a three and a 630. That's fine. I'll have a chill by then. I'll get on the car.
Starting point is 01:15:38 coach. You think you'd be chilled by then? I'm worried about you. I have an ailment. Retz has been undiagnosed. Mine is sensilochophobia. Jack, can you confirm that?
Starting point is 01:15:52 It is the fear of an empty beer glass. Thought of your therapists and have that diagnosed. I think it's a support group. They'll give you some steps. Not tired of you. Empty beer glass.
Starting point is 01:16:06 No. I don't think that's a real thing. I think that's, uh, that's surprised that people are afraid. That's made up deal. Maybe. Uh,
Starting point is 01:16:14 let's, we'll see if this is made up or not. I know the shoveler's got a birthday every year, plus an anniversary. Whoa. So I've got gift ideas for it. Like this, she loves horses,
Starting point is 01:16:22 right? Ryan. I don't know what. Yeah. What was the one where they took the, his hobby horse and you jump over the, that's just such an incredible rate. He can't catch up to it.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Even he, even he can't catch up to his own yipper. Beautiful stuff. stuff. This made the Pinder report. There was a couple's one, but I thought that, you know. And somehow linked it to you and your wife. Yeah. Most of those horses.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Actually, like he does not need any kind of connection. And Rhett, your wife. No, but it was one because years past, he made it. The hobbler was a hobby horse. Yeah, she does the jumper.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Yeah. Oh. Which at that time was like, so was a loop. Yeah. I don't know where that started. I've got a buddy that likes horses. What a gift it would be.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Would you like that? Can you leap? Can the seat close, you think? It looks like it's definitely AI. This is your Pinda Report on Thursday, April 9th, 2026. Bill Choms got a deal. It's a pretty tire deal right now. Save up to 140 bucks.
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Starting point is 01:17:43 Thanks, Rhett. Back to you, Dean. Kind of surprising those start tires for the frozen four. I am a little surprised too, but the Americans don't give a shit. If you were in kid hockey, and it's a Thursday,
Starting point is 01:17:56 you've already arrived at your tournament. I don't even, so, man. Crazy. Riddle me this. Oh, is that a saying? Batman. What about Batman? Five o'clock,
Starting point is 01:18:05 830. what about overtime like that's not a big yeah they're actually the final four and you're going to play them like
Starting point is 01:18:17 how about noon imagine if they did it like we got to drop the clock to two minutes we're going to run time there's 11 minutes left in the third yeah time yeah ice there's less than five minutes
Starting point is 01:18:29 in the ice you can mess up the Zamboni schedule those bastards and Buffalo I'll tell you they screwed you. So you booked an hour of ice? Yeah, yeah. You get 50 minutes. What?
Starting point is 01:18:43 They charge you for the flood. What? They take 10 minutes off your time. Grease balls. That is greasy. Right? I don't like that at all. No.
Starting point is 01:18:52 No. Booked an hour of ice. Yeah, well, we've got a flood. We've got a flood. If Nodak does not move on, I would expect an Abram-Weeb's signing in the near future.
Starting point is 01:19:04 and uh well they can't move on too far it's only until saturday fair enough but i mean we're talking about the flames have what four games left after tonight might let's see that 365 check it out either work you're excited for the frozen four yeah good hockey lots of good hockey i'll tell you what noodle said it these poor bastards in the nchel are playing so much hockey yeah they're exhausted You got San Jose in a must win putting up 12 shots. What are we talking to me? You watch these games of the Frozen Four tonight? They will be flying.
Starting point is 01:19:44 100% around out there. And I'll say this. You were talking about, you know, do you contact your doctor? You're looking for, what you need is Barnburner. Yesterday, you were not well. You were not great. We got the show started. you got kibbutz with noodles telling them you love them it's back we sing today oh i got that i'm hot
Starting point is 01:20:08 i'm not sure we can't do go look at you dialed in this show yeah it makes me feel great it's it's my purpose of life you look forward to it every morning he wakes up yeah yeah woodpecker that woodpecker goes off i'm like god damn it this is great i can't wait to get down can't wait and then chop it up with my best friends uh-huh you know i did yesterday i'm just going to give it some love. Shoot bird. That's today. You're going to get jacked to do.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Some legal advice. Traspasson. I just kind of got, I've never done it before when we talk about bontan. I was up a bontan meats, which is where I saw Crowford. I figured that was. Can't get that close to not go in and say hi. Yeah. So I went into bontan.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Like I have a thing. You know, kids birthday yesterday. So I'm going to cook some steaks, do that. sort of thing. I'm texting. I said, what do you got? Well, we're doing something. So kind of busy.
Starting point is 01:21:04 Got a short window for dinner, but it would be nice to have dinner to get. Okay, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm doing this time. I'll take some of those ribs that are already ready. Oh. I'll take some of the beef ribs, some of the pork ribs. Throw a whole roasted chicken in there as well.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Oh, yeah. Some potato salad. And I'd like to call you a lazy bastard, but that's a hell of a move. What number for the potato so number five? Four. There's four. Four is the biggest. Oh, four is the biggest.
Starting point is 01:21:31 Yeah, four is the biggest. Yeah. So, yeah, we just took one number four. Good. And, yeah, whole chicken. Anybody upset with that? No, God. It, uh, it was a big hit.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Went off like a. Yeah. I came home. I took everything. I just put it on a tray tinfoil lightly in the, in the low, you know, keep it warm in the oven. Give it a little zinger right before we ate. I'm going to be honest. I was thinking of.
Starting point is 01:21:55 Because I like to kiss ass, right? Yeah. Big ass kisser. And those tiger bowl. are coming to town. Yeah, yeah. Playing those hitmen boys. It can be a hell of a matchup.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Yep. I was thinking maybe the retro would have the team over. I was going to do the same thing. Do the same thing. Really? I don't have to, there's too many people to cook for. But if I walked out of there with trays.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Yes. Because we talk about Bontas. It's AAA Alberta beef. It's the best. And yeah, you go and you buy the, and you prepare it home. It's fantastic. But it just, I don't know, I'm just going to go easy today.
Starting point is 01:22:28 I just, I'll take, It's already, it's been prepared. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. Done. Did you get any of that cheesecake? Oh, yeah. We had a birthday cake. Shoveled made the Paul Newman cake class.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Is that right? What's that? Jack, tell us about Paul Newman. The Paul Newman cake. It's a chocolate cake. Sweet and condensed milk and you poke holes after you bake the cake. Really? Pour that all around there.
Starting point is 01:22:55 Get some of the air of this gooey. Then you take the caramel. Can we go one shot? on retina. So you start with, so chalk cake. Chalk cake. Then you take like a candle.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Sure. Well, some, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, you can't do a lot, so. Lots of poking.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Not four or five, not. Yeah. Littered with pokes. Yeah. Then you take the evaporated, sweetened and condensed milk. Yeah. Back,
Starting point is 01:23:24 back, doing that that the other day yeah idiot and then you gotta let the cool web kind of come to room temperature
Starting point is 01:23:39 it stir it up nice spread it across and the score bits team score bits too and again I think the idiot kid that did the caramel yeah what are they doing
Starting point is 01:23:52 the scoreboard down yeah back in the fridge yep that chill settle it come together shut the front door yeah
Starting point is 01:24:02 it's good Jack, I'll bring you some because you bought me up. El Cruncho. Nice. See what happens to you? You probably don't eat sweets. Look at that. Wow.
Starting point is 01:24:13 What do you mean I don't eat sweets? Oh, your health nut. Yeah, he is. You can see in the bottom right, that would be the whole poking procedure. Oh, yeah. So you could use the butt end of a wooden spoon or a candle or American pie that thing. Okay. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:24:32 It's high brow show. We're running here today. looks delicious how many people out there have not watched American pie that would be a great thing to do is to serve your buddies the Paul Newman cake
Starting point is 01:24:46 like oh yeah you weren't shy with the holes here what do you guys think of the cake it's delicious let me tell you how I made it yeah American pie that bastard there would be a lot of people that I haven't seen America pie
Starting point is 01:25:01 American pie is like 30 years Oh, everything is 30 years All those kid actors are adults now. Everything is 30 years. So thank you to Bontan Meats. Love the convenience. The food was tremendous.
Starting point is 01:25:17 And every day you and just love it. The other thing. You know what else I did? It's hurt sick. It's not my birthday, but a little something for me. Oh, yeah. You've been great? You made the trip up there.
Starting point is 01:25:25 So I'll get the ribs of that. If you could throw one of those chicken pot pies, just chicken. Just one. How much does you just spend? bill on your drive? I sat in the parking lot. I'm going to, I was very, I was ready.
Starting point is 01:25:41 I'm going to enjoy this. So I sat there and shoot. Had my chicken pot pie. There it is. Bontan meats. Legendary. 1921 is when they opened and I like
Starting point is 01:25:56 still going strong. A little slicer. Smells so good in there. Got bow ties. Oh yeah. Greg's out that place humming. Hi, have you been helped? Do you need help?
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Starting point is 01:26:20 There is, they had chicken wings. Right there in the corner. Right there in the corners where you'd find it. Chicken wings, beef ribs, pork ribs, samoses. Is that what? I like a samosa. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:34 And of course, potatoes out. Never heard of it. Good. And it was a consensus around the table because we did just have it two or three days earlier.
Starting point is 01:26:44 Yesterday, this was a good, very good, very good bad. Still elite. So you feel like if you ate stuff from Bontont every day,
Starting point is 01:26:51 but. Yeah. Life would be pretty good. You're going to invite the team over? I don't know. Well, you kind of put it out there now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:01 I want to say here. If it doesn't, happen you're going to be a big tease well maybe you can when you have them all of it give one of your motivational speeches I thought about it yeah we've been working on it
Starting point is 01:27:14 really tell us pop the squat I got so wound up in the blade you're fired up kids are looking like what's this guy's this guy's this guy's a nut job this guy drunk is happening with this guy too I'm supposed to come read the
Starting point is 01:27:29 lineup card he put out a five been a tirade. I think he played in the league or something. I don't know. It's in the 1800s, I think. He coached one of the kids, Cooper was. He coached me. Yeah, I don't know.
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Starting point is 01:28:37 unforeseen circumstances yeah we're gonna we're looking at a nice zero percent return this this year nice because I had that thing about truck month and zero percent that was very positive so thank you for the zero percent Mr. Investment guy
Starting point is 01:28:56 it's not exactly zero because we I need to take my I got my but you know my parts Not anyone. You got zero. I go. Yeah, I, I did.
Starting point is 01:29:05 I shot me out really good. Pretty, pretty good. Jack, were you dead when American Pie came out? I think that was 1999. If I was so, I was just alive.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Have you watched it? Oh, of course. Oh, good. Yes, yes, yes. Of course. A lot of things you haven't done. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:29:25 yes. Stiff was mom. Got it going on. Got it going on. I want help on this. Okay. Uh-oh. Or we're doing the bet.
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Starting point is 01:30:25 And now it's the back-to-back. The Islanders to win, Barzell with a point. Two shots for Shafer, two for Horvette, two for Bar-Bars. they're clearing those totals with great regularity. We like that to get it up to plus 180. And we're going to play the Kings to go to overtime because, Dean, the Kings always go to overtime. It seems that way. Now, it is the Canucks, but here's the thing.
Starting point is 01:30:45 A tie's usually paying you around 300 plus 350. They're going to juice it for you. I love that. All right. Who cheered for, Wisconsin, North Dakota? Oh, let's see the rest of the go chase down. Let's go Nodak. Denver, Michigan.
Starting point is 01:31:00 Denver's had a really good run. Denver. Denver? Yeah, Michigan just win the Denver's due. Michigan just one foot or basketball? Oh, they're hot.
Starting point is 01:31:09 I wonder if the basketball guys are giving a motivational speech. I hate Detroit. Screw you. Okay. Easy. Easy. All right. So we got North Dakota minus one and a half, Denver plus one and a half.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Ooh. What's that parley? And we'll read 20 bucks. We'll see. One and five. Revis it tomorrow on the program. All right. Making it happen.
Starting point is 01:31:33 What's going on in the Masters? Are we allowed to talk about it? Yeah, sure. Why not? Yeah. Quick. Patrick Reed said a master's record with two Eagles on the front nine. That had never been done day one.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Yeah, Fat Reed. Michael. So, those Eagles, the ones, they're those. That's what's on my roof. Bastards.
Starting point is 01:31:53 Sam Burns through 15 is five under. He's your leader. Reed, a stroke back. Burns. Ken Kittiyama. He's at dash three. Same with Shane Lowry.
Starting point is 01:32:02 and Rye, the English. I'm going home to watch. Nick Taylor. He's T6 at 200. Three strokes off the lead. Fleetwood, Chauveli, McElroy, couples, good start. All right.
Starting point is 01:32:15 Sergio in the mix. Bon, ton, talk with time. Oh, good. Lock door. Crow foot, door. Shut off phone. Yeah, make rounds.
Starting point is 01:32:25 And that's the other nice thing. We're talking hockey, of course. I'll name a market. You're going to find a fine. about bed 365 of that app. I was looking at the coach of the year odds. Lindy rough now minus 350 this morning. Come on, Dan the man.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Trying to sway noodles. I know. It's a great story. It's rigged. It's a great story. This is the award that goes for storytelling, not for how many teams have had, oh, yeah, we had 128 points. Yeah, I didn't win it.
Starting point is 01:32:55 No, there's this team that made the playoffs. I should have not. I can win it. What's that? There's only one winner. Jack Adams? There's lots of great stories. Linda Rupp's a good story.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Dan the man's a good story. Beddard's a good story. Cooper's a good story. Who else? That guy in Utah? No. You're doing okay. Those are your top 30.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Doesn't it be rough half one already? I don't know if he has one. Did he win it once? Where? Buffalo. Buffalo. Because you mentioned it yesterday when we were talking to noodles. I did a cross-references you guys were talking.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Wow. Is that what that's called? too tasky. Yeah. So talented. Where to go, Dean? All right. I don't want to be here till noon or 1245 again. Oh, Barnberger presentation of Bet365. Thanks, Bet365. Bet365's three goal early payout. Your team goes up by three. You get paid. It's that simple. Download the app today. Must be 19 or older. Please play responsibly. That's how you do that. I said at the start of the show, it's going to be a big day for the U. Centers of Calgary.
Starting point is 01:34:03 Oh. time of the super chats for you, centers of Calgary, the money that comes in here goes to charity to help out the kids. There's old big bear. I'd love to see a W tonight, but it isn't about what I want. Hashtag team tank, hashtag Stenberg, hashtag FDOX. It's a lot there. I'm okay with all that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:26 Stenberg? Very good player. If he were a flame, life would be good. Yeah. If he's available and you're on the podium, I don't mind that. Yeah. It means a lottery balls have to bounce your way.
Starting point is 01:34:39 It means, yeah, I have a feel like something's going your way. Monty, 1399. Hey guys, I saw Jason Bucola from Sportsnet, rank Caleb Malhotra, top five in his latest rankings, mentioned he could be a potential number one center thoughts. Right. I made a really good point yesterday yesterday. This is his first OHL season and a really good question yesterday, too. Tell me, this guy sick is one of the best. That virus.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Don't ever get healthy. You've been so good. Um, is there any thought, and this is going to sound like a shot to Jay's Boog, I don't mean it to be. But at this time of year, there's a lot of guys,
Starting point is 01:35:19 girls, whatever, their job is to be experts. How do you separate yourself from the pack of all of the experts? Mm-hmm. Well, this one guy says that this one player
Starting point is 01:35:32 or, not to say Jason Buckel is trying to be like, oh man, all his, all people are on the website and they're clicking on his thing is getting some attention. Just wonder.
Starting point is 01:35:43 I'll say this. No one is going to go back in 10 years. And call out Jason Bucle out just this guy. Yeah. It's an exact science. You're guessing what 17 year old
Starting point is 01:35:56 is going to look like in the mid-20s. Well, those agents can tell you how good kids are going to be when they're 12. So how hard is it? That's right. Big league in 10 years. I know that. So many good 12-year-old
Starting point is 01:36:06 old is going to plan. What do you think, Jack? Do you think that, which is not, again, not to say that anyone doesn't know what they're doing. I wonder sometimes if it's like, I got to separate myself from the pack. I need a hot take.
Starting point is 01:36:19 I got to plant my flag in the, I'll take it, dude. Yeah, I'm not going to question Jason Bucala or whatever. Yeah. Glad I went to you for that. You know what was more than me. It's my fault. I don't even really know who Caleb Maltre is.
Starting point is 01:36:36 I said yesterday, I'll put a lot of stock in what my old D partner, Jay McKee tells me. Jeez! Great year. Good hands out. He's a coach. Smart. Kid can play. Well, that's the super chats today.
Starting point is 01:36:55 To. Two. Duh. Duh. I wish I could get some. Yeah, because you know what, today's show was so good. Does it feel? Oh, they're so good today.
Starting point is 01:37:08 Jack, how was the show today? Jack, how was the show today? Yeah, I mean, so good. Oh, no. I had felt good about it. I felt great. I had woodpecker video. That was the best part.
Starting point is 01:37:24 From those great heights, how are we supposed to continue? We had to end on that high note. Comedian's best joke, close it down. An equestrian toilet to end the Pinda report. That was all I had. And a woodpecker video was the best part of our show today. About a question. It is something.
Starting point is 01:37:39 It's a good thing almost in town because we got to shut this thing down. To be fair, we had an excellent shit yesterday. I thought today was open. I thought today was really good. Taggathon?
Starting point is 01:37:52 Yeah. Yep. Talkies. Tocos. Burned through the reeds. Got all the reeds. It was like. Oh.
Starting point is 01:38:02 So this is a website and you click something and something happens, Jack. All right, Jack. Yeah, click that off for sure. Let's see, yeah. come on guys yeah devils go up 10 of course they do yep that's obviously what was going to happen
Starting point is 01:38:17 that's what they need the devil's up and picked first overall much eh i saw a thing the flames will have a tiebreaker over chicago the rangers and seattle regulation wins my friend look at that that's not very good they definitely need less points than those teams if they're going to finish higher in the draft lottery that's right jenn's Yeah, can't. And look at their, look at their six, two, and two in their last 10. Don't like that either. What are we doing? Hopefully they get yarded by a touchdown again tonight in Denver.
Starting point is 01:38:50 That would help. Come on, Nate. What, Nate? Pull up your socks. Win that. 10 back, you can do it. Let's go. Only 10.
Starting point is 01:38:57 It's just the number. Put up nine, get in on half those. Got another game against the flames left still off to this one. Easy, peasy. Let's go. No kale, no cadre. No problem. And one of the woods, isn't that?
Starting point is 01:39:12 We'll do a show tomorrow. I don't know how good it'll be. Oh, we'll get Dregger. Because Wednesday was, I guess yesterday's show was so good. We'll talk to Dregor. We'll look back on this Aves game. There's a lot of NHL games tonight with playoff implications. Frozen 4 to talk about.
Starting point is 01:39:28 Be a Hitman game day. WHL prep. We'll go through some more Quebec Major Junior League team names with Jack. That was good. That was fun. That was the best part of the show, actually. What's wrong with it? Jack doesn't like you.
Starting point is 01:39:39 put on the spot. When he said Shanghai, I just thought, I can't top this. We have to end the show now. We have real laughs. Shanghai plays in the queue. Who knew? I have a real laughs in this show.
Starting point is 01:39:48 It's all terrible humor. Dumb stuff. Well, sorry. Yeah, we're better tomorrow, I guess. I don't, maybe not let you know. Yeah, you're probably not even seeing this because if you did drop, you've been long gone. Yeah, we'd offer your refund, but it is free.
Starting point is 01:40:05 So I guess it's kind of your choice to watch this. I'm just going to hit a thing and see you tomorrow, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's... Yeah. See, buddy.

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