Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Rangers Advance & Oilers On The Brink Of Elimination | FN Barn Burner - May 17th, 2024
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Hi, you buddies. How we doing?
Interesting show on the way today. I have a feeling.
It's going to be an interesting show today.
I'm where I usually am, Warner's wherever he is, and Pinder, not sure where you are.
I see a headboard.
Looks like a, yeah, a lovely lamp of some sort.
If I had to guess, if I, it was forced, I'd say hotel room of some sort.
We're at the old travel lodge and Strathmoredino.
Trouble in the home front?
I knew.
We knew it was coming.
More every moment, yes.
I awoke to a flat tire that could not be repaired today.
Oh, you said flat in the group text.
I thought you meant like a flat of beer or inside.
I'm always up.
I'm not feeling flat.
You're inside.
You're flat out.
So somebody.
Somebody knifed your tire.
You annoyed someone enough?
Yeah.
There was three or four Oilers fans there last night.
There wasn't many.
A lot of hootin and hollered for the Canucks,
but a couple must have taken it personally.
And next thing, you know,
the tire can't be repaired.
And now they have to ship one out from Calgary
and I'm stranded all day in Strathe, Vegas.
Worst places to be.
I know there's a tap room out there somewhere.
You could drown your sorrows.
So by the time my tire is ready,
I'll be plastered.
Perfect.
That's exactly what I need.
And then get a new one.
Yeah.
Start the long weekend, right.
Yeah.
I do have a spare, which is great, but it says don't go over 50K,
and it's the only highways that connects Strathmore to Calgary.
One of those sticklers, eh?
The details, like, this drive.
Yeah, I just.
Why do we want to go 80?
It's not like you're going to Portugal.
How are the roads?
Like, are you worried about it's very, it's rainy, rainy, snowy.
You'd have lots of traction
with that donut.
With that donut on there.
That's bald honeyglades
on my front right?
You tell me all the time you like it bald.
So I don't know what the problem is.
I don't see the issue.
But I mean, and I mean, it gets worse because Friday
is Hawaiian shirt day.
So, you know, if you want to.
Don't you think I didn't prepare for this?
We're a Hawaiian shirt.
Oh, lucky, lucky.
I'll wait on it.
This is great.
Except it was supposed to be kind of a shock that you're stuck there,
yet you're prepared to be stuck.
So maybe it wasn't such a shock to you.
I was ready to not be coming to the studio with a lot of extra time today.
That it might be a little nip and tuck.
And so that means I had the Hawaiian shirt in tow.
There you go.
There you go.
You don't look that ill.
Like, I feel like it.
Anyway, or broken up, to be honest.
It seems like you're kind of okay with it.
I've been laughing and smiling
and I'm just thinking like, yeah, this could
ruin my day, but it's too idiotic and funny
to let it. So who cares?
He doesn't have that. Like,
others would treat this differently. You've got a great
attitude, right? That's right. Thank you,
I appreciate that. So get us up to speed. You were in
Strathmore last night, obviously.
What a night, what a night?
The big event, the fundraising effort put on
by Origin Brewing and
malting the boys out in Strathmore.
Helping up the Sutter,
the Sutter boys, the Sutter brothers. Look at
that.
Nice lid, Dino.
We had Brian,
Dwayne, Brent,
Rich and Ron,
and it was great.
A little live auction
in the middle,
full room.
Bears were flowing.
Stories told.
We closed out
with the Shea Stadium
Piss story.
It was beautiful.
Yeah.
And it was a little
flat at the beginning.
We were kind of waiting
to get things going.
And then Rich Sutter
absolutely just ripped
a middle,
middle fastball,
deep center field,
grand slam.
Not the
biggest Brett Hall fan.
Oh, is that right?
Apparently, Brett wasn't a great teammate.
Good and scoring goals.
Bad at being a teammate.
You know, yeah, I guess so.
Definitely on brand.
Richie was great.
Brian is phenomenal.
You know, all his work with the benevolent fund there.
Ron, just, you know, the consummate captain.
And then Duane and Brent were well-oiled machine.
They were awesome.
Well, quite honest, boys.
I'll tell you all be quite honest.
boys, boys, let me tell you.
Boys, I got to tell you, I'm quite honest, boys.
Yeah, they are good fellows.
I tell you.
Yeah, and good on origin for putting this together
because every year the Sutter's had,
it was a classic, a legendary golf tournament,
which I don't think is happening anymore.
So they're looking for other ways.
There's other things, expectations
to try and raise some money
so that they in turn can help some people.
So a little money raised at the old tap room last night in Strathmore.
I think over 10 grand, which is incredible.
So tip of the cap to everyone that came out, the tickets,
an entire ticket fee went to the Benevolent Fund.
You know Sterling, these are gooder.
They had lots of great selling auction items or live auction items,
including a sign Kipper Stick.
Kipper signed almost nothing.
So that went for a huge number.
I bet the Hilton's and Sterling and all the boys are really sad to see it
pouring rain this morning so they can't be out in the field.
That must have really broken them up when they got up at about six or seven
this morning and peered out the window with their foggy.
glassy eyes.
They're pigs and shit.
They love this moisture.
That's all half the night was people talking about soil moisture.
I'll go back to sleep, I guess.
Got a bit of a headache.
Anyway.
And so how did you do?
How are you?
I'm fine.
I mean, it was great.
I was in a brewery.
This is like putting a bowl out in pasture.
Like this is where I operate.
That was great.
You're right about me in a brewery?
Trying to use the vernacular.
I get it.
Yeah.
it's like putting
yeah we were selling some bowls
in bc i was down in williams lake last week
they're doing some good things out there
I mean that's like pulled herford
and a charlay I mean what are we talking about here
look at pender
spends 12 hours in strathmore
anyway um what a night
last night in the league of national hockey
holy shit
ho boys
legendary
Legendary?
Right?
I mean, you saw stuff last night that you will,
fan bases and just hockey observe.
I'm going to talk about and remember for a long, long time.
It's maybe some of the things that we saw have maybe happened before,
but it's been pretty rare.
And just because of the, I think the teams involved,
the Rangers on one side.
And then you've got this Canadian matchup and the fan bases.
I saw a thing yesterday, which fan base is more obnoxious?
Yeah.
Online and just in general.
Is it the Canucks or the?
Oilers. And of course,
oddly, neither
side thinks they're
that bad. That's
yeah, that's the true. Those guys are the
worst. We're fine. Hey, listen,
we are very respectable. We just watch games we don't do.
But those guys, they are a bunch of d-bags.
Seems to be kind of the...
I mean, I would know obnoxious.
This is kind of my brand.
Yeah, it's never your fault. It's always the other people.
You're never wrong. And those two fan-based
deserve each other. I saw a couple of polls.
They were a dead heat. It was like tens of thousands of votes, 50-fifter.
I'm like, yeah, that's exactly it.
Yeah. The, uh, oh, they're throwing shit in the ice.
Typical Kanauk fans.
Burr, der, der, der.
Bitching about the refs. Typical oiler fans.
Der, der, der. It was really good. It was a really good night.
But I'll tell you what.
you can use the word epic, I suppose.
We'll get to the Canucks and the Oilers in a moment.
But a collapse last night.
Rod the bud.
I feel like retro, that's when you see in kid hockey.
You see that with younger players that they,
they get all excited and they can't hang on.
3-1, third period, 13 minutes left.
You find a way to navigate that thing home.
But instead, there it is, 1320, 3-1.
Carolina's in really good shape.
Just to throw the puck at the feet of the goalie,
and it's in, stinker.
You know, I'm lucky.
Looking back, I guess it's a smart play.
Now, have they done some work on Anderson?
Because this is not the first one in the series
that he's kind of let in that way from behind the net or just in his feet.
But even there, it's a fortunate,
bounce. I don't know how often that one's going in.
Yeah, you can't plan that. The shot from the side of his feet was obviously,
but for it to stay there and available and pop up and go in.
Then the power play, Rangers are going to be good in the power play.
And in front of the net, he's as good as anybody in the league right now, Chris Kreider.
They showed the penalty box cam angle of stall.
He had taken the penalty. The puck goes in. You could just see his shoulders and just everything.
No.
shit i don't know if they talked about it up there but they said oh
crieder went out for the morning skate and that's all he did on the morning skate
redirecting pox yeah he's so good at it right he's he's that guy is just what do you have
like 30 power play goals or something stupid last year the year before it's a perfect tip
and and then the winner you chatfield somebody needs to tie up a stick
easier said than done, I guess, but
Oh my God.
I just want to say this.
Like, it is, you're,
you know, Rod the Bod,
he said it, right?
You could write two stories.
And it's the same for this period.
You can write two stories.
You can write the story of a collapse and absolutely.
This line was unbelievable.
Yeah, they took over.
Again.
They took over.
They just, like,
Crider was unstoppable.
they just they dialed it up so hot yeah i don't know it was impressive like that whole line just
said you know what screw it and it was the one goal kind of the lucky one that got obviously got it
started and then you get all those saves from shisterkin i mean 60 minute game and even shasturkin there were
a couple of those plays where he was pretty nonchalant kind of played the blocker and then it
dripped in behind him and just trickled wide of the post.
But I was just kind of hoping we'd get a game seven.
But it feels like the right team won.
Carolina.
And good drama.
It wasn't a like to come back like that.
Yeah.
Movie shit.
Look at that.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's,
I don't know how long it takes before you feel okay about that if you're
Carolina.
Well,
you probably don't.
And then there will be a bunch of changes.
because two years in a row, they haven't got to where they want to be.
There's still a good team, this and that,
but you just can't keep everything together forever if it's not successful, right?
Like, they will make some changes.
And what was it?
They're like, look at the powerplay, 9.5%.
Penalty- 73% at atrocious.
Special teams, fellas.
Look at that.
Special teams.
That's the series.
Just atrocious.
Look at the goals for and against.
That's just it.
Like, yeah.
Maybe a package up marks of art and.
Markstrom and send it that way? What do you do?
Well, I hear Marksavar's going to Toronto.
Oh, good. Good for you. Which we can talk about later.
You meant, uh, we can, uh, yeah, we can throw it in there, uh, the Carolina.
What's, uh, was it three straight 50 goal or 50 win seasons?
That's a lot of bodies. Gensel, Martinuk, Stefan Nason, Tara Vinen,
Chatfield, DeAngelo, Pesci and Brady Shea, all unrestricted.
There'll be a raise of significance for money.
Nice raises for Seth.
Jarvis and Natis upcoming. Jack Drury to a lesser extent, but I would think
Natchez is going to get paid or need to get paid as well as Jarvis.
So and then there's the Rod the Bod situation as well. He needs a contract.
So. Well, what's been the calling card of this team for the last six, eight years?
Rod the Bod.
Well, yeah. But it's that blue line and team defense. And like all of a sudden it wasn't as good this
and now you have three UFAs on the blue line.
Like this is an absolutely different looking team next year.
They haven't paid to keep guys away from free agency.
They let Dougie Hamilton walk.
They don't seem to want to pay market rate for guys.
It's funny, though, sorry if you're not done.
No, that's it.
Like the D is going to be, like, that used to be their strength.
And now it's like, totally.
And now it's going to be ravaged.
And that's fine.
But we also have applauded them in how they've approached things.
being so good for so long. Right? And now we're like,
ooh, look at this.
Like, eventually the shoe falls off.
It's the shoe that go on. Is that a bad say?
Yeah. Actually, the shoe falls off.
I know it goes in the other foot at some part, too.
I don't know. Sometimes a horseshoe falls.
Is that more? Something about that.
And the other part of it is with the goaltending.
It was Coachetkoff and it was Anderson.
They've, clapped it together.
They've.
The Chetkov will be there next year as a platoon.
guy, but they need someone better than Anderson.
Anti-Ranta.
Yeah, Ranta started 20 games.
Kachetka, 40, Anderson just 16.
He would have blood clots.
Spencer Martin played six.
They had, they cycled some goalies through.
So I don't know.
If you, now it's a situation of,
we have all these unrestricted free agents.
We would love to keep some guys in the back end.
Wouldn't it be great if Gensel hung around?
But what is, what's, how do you, what's the biggest need?
What's the biggest area that you need to,
address.
It's Rod the Baud up?
Then it's Rob the Baud.
That's number one.
And I'm not even joking.
Like, all those guys are interested in staying if they can play for Rod the
ball.
I'm where I sit anyway.
And I'm not like he would be a massive piece if he left.
Well, I'm not sure.
Because again, right after the game is not the time to talk to guys.
You're going to be bitter.
You're going to be emotional and you just have to let things kind of play itself out.
But as you can imagine, Rod the Baud was.
was a little frustrated and upset last night.
Oh, fuck me.
Here we are again, I saw.
Same old story with this squad.
I swear we have become experts at pissing away a series.
I just don't think this group has what it needs to get over the hump.
And quite frankly, that Toronto head coach vacancy is looking mighty attractive right now.
Dean!
What are you doing?
Huh?
Jesus,
Stop it.
You know what?
In fairness,
I didn't pass that
through my AI filter.
There's a chance
that may not be actual
audio from Rod the pod last night.
God.
This may not be actual.
Oh, fuck me.
How quickly do they turn that shit around?
Like, it's not just that they can do it.
And granted,
that didn't really match up that as well
with the lips as the Keefe stuff did.
But anyway.
No, it's a great win
for the Rangers.
This is the kind of thing, man.
They look scary.
When you have those runs.
They're fun to watch, too.
They are.
Like, I brought it up and what are the chat?
They're worth, like, I'm real close to New York.
And you look around, like, you look around at all of these teams and you can usually, well, star forward, star D, goaltending is okay.
Great goalie, no score.
It's something, right?
Where, where, where's the, the, whatever you call it.
The chink in the armor feels awkward.
I have the,
you know.
Yeah, there isn't one.
I mean, you look at the skill they have,
their top end guys,
you got a perennial Norris guy,
you got a 100 point guy,
you got a 50 goal guy or two.
The Vintage has been on that pace
a couple times in his career,
never got to 50.
You know, it's the friend years coming on.
They got the best goal in the world.
And then, oh yeah, by the way,
we got Truba and Rempet,
if you think it's get a little boring.
We can do that too.
Yeah.
Perfect.
So that's
that's the scoop there.
You know what?
One last one.
This is actual audio.
Okay.
So of course it's a big night.
A natural hat trick for a Crider.
You saw it there.
419 to go.
He puts a third one in.
There's all kinds of stats.
He's the third player to record this
with a natural hat trick
with a series clinching goal.
Just know what he did is rare.
To be down, score three,
natural hat trick in a third,
and go on to win.
Somebody must have,
because they filter the players through,
and someone must have said along the way,
Kreider, if not spoke, but said something
after the second period that he was going to do something
or they were going to do something.
So this was the exchange.
And it looks like Trocheque might be the lawyer of the group.
He's an honest abe here for Trochev.
Chris, in between the second and the third,
did you say, I think I'm going to get one?
And when you got one,
Did you think that there were more on your stick?
I don't know.
I mean, I just think that as a group we raised our level
and we started getting pucks on the net,
and I just tried to get there.
Is that a no?
I think he did.
So, Vincent, did he say that?
He had, yes, he did say he had one.
I'm not sure about the second part of that question,
but the first part, yes.
When he said that, what did you guys think?
I said, I sure hope so.
I hope he's right.
That would be great, Chris, if you had one.
Do you have more than one?
we're going to need more than one.
So yeah,
legendary stuff on both sides.
One that,
boy,
it showed the pictures
of the kids crying in the stands.
It didn't need to do that,
actually.
How could you do that?
In the Nashville,
the kid was bawling after the Canucks.
Because you would have been sitting there,
3-1, third period,
K, so Saturday,
where are we watching the game?
Game 7 in New York.
What,
your place, my place?
Ribs?
What are we doing?
What's it?
Oh.
Caniax.
we at. Yeah. Damn.
So that's
kind of that. Oh, and there was a, I saw, see,
Jack has it here. Rangers could have
had one more were it not for a heroic
effort. This is some,
look at this here.
Is that heroic?
By Martinuk.
He fell and happened to be
sliding toward, like, I saw
this, I just turned it on and I saw like
him pull the puck out. It was the first thing I saw him like,
oh my God, what a play.
And then I watched the replay and I'm like, oh, well, he fell and is sliding into the net.
It's matter how, Rhett.
I guess it reminds me of toy story, Rhett.
Buzz Lightyear, could he fly or is what he said, like falling with style?
Like, what is it?
It's all in the eye of the beholder.
Got it done.
Yeah, got it done.
So now we'll find out maybe tonight who the Rangers are going to face.
will it be the Boston Bruins in a game seven situation
or do the Panthers find a way to get it done?
We're learning.
Said it earlier this week.
That's not like it's our thing, but momentum.
You'll find it in a game.
Rangers, turn the momentum, had some in the third period, got it done.
From game to game, it's often impossible to predict.
Who do we want them to have to play?
I pick Florida.
Florida be a great series.
I think Florida would,
I mean,
Rangers in Boston is a,
there's no bad options here, really.
But yeah,
Florida still feels like the team that's built for this.
Yeah,
and they're mucky and dirty
and the Rangers can be physical too.
That series has a little bit everything.
Star power,
physicality,
you get the huge market,
Broadway,
and then,
oh,
I love it.
Yeah.
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So yeah, the Oilers and Canucks back in Vancouver.
That was last night, they played again.
That was.
Yeah, it was.
Bit of a late start.
Maybe you were already asleep.
Your booze-fueled nap had maybe kicked in by then.
Oilers with leads of one-nothing and two-to-one.
And a good start for the Oilers, but the second period starts and the Canucks just kind of take over.
It was a dominant second period.
174, the shots on net, controlled much of the third period.
But again, like this series has been, Oilers at times have looked real good, been all over them.
It's either tied or there's one goal out.
No team has really stretched their legs and gone and taken off.
Every game in the series has been decided by a goal.
and you get into the final minute.
And if we learned anything, two nights prior,
it was just don't play to the whistle.
Play to the end of the game.
Overtime will come when overtime comes.
Just make sure that you play until the period's over.
And I don't know that that's exactly what happened,
but a little bit sweet revenge, I suppose,
for the Canucks last night as we take a look.
Miller and Pedersen to Finterson, regulation time it looks like.
So you take all of it away, and we talked about moments.
Somewhere in that building, someone was at their first game, their first Kentucky, whatever, right?
Some kid was in there, his first ever NHL game, and that was how it ended.
And it was J.T. Miller, the guy who, and we talked about it yesterday, I did not to say,
but kind of picked him as a goal scorer last night, called himself out, said he was no good.
The story goes, texted Talket yesterday morning to say,
I'm going to be better.
I'm going to be a guy for you tonight and was a guy for him last night.
Because the bad penalty in the previous game, no points, all that sort of thing.
And then, of course, the lack of daysical.
The goal at the end, right?
Lackadaisical decoverage, little left something to be desired.
But he stepped up and they get a win.
And I didn't think we'd be saying this.
the Oilers wasted a hell of a gold-tending performance from Calvin Pickard.
Yeah, it was the rare one in this series where the Canucks got a ton of shots.
Didn't have that on the bingo card.
We didn't get to 20.
Yeah.
Like, look at the shots here.
This is.
That's the highest shot total that Vancouver has had all post-season.
Okay, but don't I always say it's got to be quality shots?
I don't know.
You didn't think?
Well, it's too late for me.
Yeah, I was going to say.
I thought he was, I did.
I wrote down the word splendid, which, uh,
means he must have been good and I'm old.
Splendid.
Pickard was splendid with 32 saves,
a wasted game from the Netmiter.
It's probably the best goal to think they've had,
if not the playoffs, and certainly in this series.
I still say it's the other guys that are,
Pickard be damned.
The rest of the Oilers team
that's supposed to be dominating
or too good to stop is not too good to stop.
It does nothing.
to take away from the narrative that if it's not Leon and
McDavid and it's not the power play, they can't do it. It just
adds to that whole thing.
What are you built around your stars, right? Zero points for
McDavid, one assist for Leon, and 0 for five in the power
play after going five for 10 through the first four games
of the series. Well, you kind of knew it had to slow down a little bit.
You can't, right? Like, the best of the best can't go at 50% for,
forever. Yeah. And they had,
I was just going to say they had early, the goal, or the refereeing was called into question.
I don't know if you saw there. The question was very, made last night.
But yeah, the Oilers had their opportunities. And, you know, I don't know what it is.
All the Oilers weren't good in the power play or credit to the penalty kill.
Because watching, they tried to, they did everything they could to take away that dry
siddle shot. Remember we were saying, guys, he's there every game. And you know what's going to
And they kind of took it away last night.
So it's not that easy.
Canucks have played their asses off.
They have.
They really have.
Talk it, man.
Talk it's legit.
Like all of a sudden, I'd put them in the top five at coaching.
Like you watch this group last year, not that different.
This is a markedly different team in how they play, how they operate.
He's taught these guys a bunch.
Made the lineup changes.
We talked yesterday about McKay.
have nothing one goal in his last 60 out uh sam lafferty daniel out linas carlson out de joseppe you had
your kid good get back in there podcoles and hoglander in hoglander hit that goalpost holy christ
they lost that game he'd have been having nightmares forever but the conucks to your point man
they they did they played their their balls off and they have been and it's by design but they
have been physical from the start to the final whistle every single game. And I never know how
much stock you put into hit totals because it changes whatever barn you're going into. But it's
been very lopsided for Vancouver. Clearly what we what their message hit them and hit them every
time you can finish a check, finish it and they've been doing it. And you wonder if it's starting
to maybe add up a little bit on the Oilers retro does it speak a little bit. I'm not even talking
about this series specifically, but there's so many coaching vacancies and openings in
And we watch the players and we talk about their skill levels.
And I think this.
So I'm kind of, it's a personal belief of mine that the kids and the players nowadays,
their skill level, I say it all the time, it's off the charts.
But they don't know how to play the game.
And you get a guy like Talk It got like Brindamore, got like Baroobee that are old players
that know how to play the game, get in there and they're able to get these guys to go,
Oh, okay.
The skill and all that stuff, great.
But I got to play this way.
Now we're having fun and now we're having success and we can see things, right?
Like there's a, I think that sometimes we worry too much.
And I don't know.
I think that's what talk it is.
He's an emotional coach.
And he wants to play the right way and, you know, obviously his way.
Is there something to be said that some of these coaches?
There should be more of these types of coaches.
I wonder if Huska's not that.
I mean, he's come a long way as a coach because he's.
he didn't play as long, but still a guy that had coaching or, pardon me, playing in his,
in his past and can rely on that as a message to deliver.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's, I think it helps for sure.
I think you can still be a good coach without having, you can be an effective coach and
get through to your players.
It depends on your group, obviously, and the kind of guys you have.
But when you are a guy like Talkett and you're not asking them to do anything that you
never did yourself. And when you did that yourself, look at the results you got, I do think
there's a bit of, you're going to have a little bit more than I would if I were behind the
bench and trying to deliver the same message. It's hard not to look at guys like Brindamore and
talk and say, yeah, whatever, coach, whatever. It looks like they could both suit up, right?
That doesn't hurt. And there's an accountability where it's like, yeah, like, I'm not talking to you
about shit I haven't been through. And then talk, you can look down the bench. Yeah, talk you look
that a bit. And D, that's Adam Foot.
He also
knows a thing or two about being hurt,
playing tough, taking the body, and winning.
So, yeah, it's
not a bad thing for sure.
So, you know, we'll take
a look at the series here now, because it's now going
obviously back to Edmonton
for a game six.
All one goal games.
It feels incredibly tight.
You look at the power play and the penalty kill.
that's where it gets a little bit lopsided,
but an 0 for 5 night in a small sample size
is going to bring that down to earth a little bit,
obviously, from 50%, but...
Jeez.
I said at the start, how do you pick?
Because the Oilers have two wins,
and they were decidedly, I think,
the better team in both of their victories.
And last night, Vancouver was the better team
by a fairly significant margin, I would say.
So what do we expect in game six?
No clue.
haven't a bloody clue
would you say you're surprised
that they can't get it
I don't know I mean
they've not lost the series
so yeah
jumping the gun and saying they can't get it done
there's lots of time for that if it happens
yeah but there's also plenty of criticism
for guys that need to get it done
and didn't and maybe weren't as noticeable
as you'd hope for them to be
if you're an Oilers fan.
So you're talking about players on the team that haven't,
who are you looking at?
I'm talking about the top guys.
I don't,
Connor Brown's not going to get it done.
No,
and it's an idiotic signing.
So we can,
we can pretend all we want and we can change pickard
and we can change Skinner because,
yeah,
you're going to need somebody to stop the puck,
but I still don't think it's on either one of those guys to win a series.
The roster construction is terrible,
but it is what it is.
And you have the best player,
and maybe two, well, clearly two of the best players in the world at this moment.
I wouldn't, I don't, I don't, I didn't watch enough of it to say they were no shows,
but from reading comments and stuff, there's a lot of conversations.
And those guys, they weren't noticeable enough.
Well, the one thing is too.
And if you bring it up, you'll have Euler media people, fans tell you, that's, that's BS.
It's malarkey.
But because of how last night's game looked, it's certainly.
looked like Vancouver was the better team,
had more energy, and took it to them.
So what does that mean? Does it mean the oilers
are out of gas? So then you go back to the
minutes. In game two,
McDavid, 2812, game three,
2942, dry sidle,
game two, 2705, game
three, 2904. So they
played half of the game essentially
in both two and three, and they've
been hit over and over,
and I don't think it was a very,
you know, taxing series against
L.A., but it's round two.
you've played, you know, it starts to, it's cumulative.
It starts to add up a little bit.
Now, if they come back and they both have three points in game six and they cruise and the power plays three for five.
See, they're not tired.
But right now, you wonder if there's a bit of that because they got a fourth line goal.
Kane showed up out of nowhere to score his first goal of the series.
I don't know if that's a nice goal by Kane.
That goal, you know, just at the end of it, it's contributions that.
guys like us will say you never get well they you got some you got a couple of depth goals if you want
depending on what you call the cane goal but yeah you if you're on the oiler side and you don't
like hearing that you're a power you feast on the power play and it runs through two guys
it's hard to to not to have a contrarian you know opinion to that today i just keep coming
back to roster construction here i mean i just think it's a little bit silly when this team
doesn't get over the hump every single year.
And then you see people saying, oh, you know, it's the superstars fault.
It's like, no, you got a $13 million second pair that you had to break up in Kansas.
Like, they have a third string goalie in that.
That's their best option.
That's the spot they put themselves.
They're burning $10 to $12 million on just bad decisions.
Like, I know that those guys didn't take over and win the game, but they pretty much
have done that for every win they've had this postseason.
You need to build a better supporting cast.
You need to draft and develop a kid to come in and.
be better than just okay.
Like, Bouchard's an incredible fine.
Took a while, but a great player.
They don't need Philip Brober.
They need Coffield or Zegress or Boldie.
That was the perfect example of the guy that's missing.
Who's the young guy that can get you 30
where you have to pay attention to people
other than the top two lines?
They don't have anyone.
I keep coming back to the GMs.
I just think it's 10 years of shitty GMing
around two superstars primes.
I guess now the question is,
is the goalie was probably your best player in Pickard last night.
So do you contemplate making a goaltending change?
Because now you've lost.
Do you go back to Skinner?
You just tell me he's their best player.
What are we talking about here?
Last night I thought he was, I did.
I thought he was very good last night with your season on the line and maybe more.
I know I read a quote.
It was Jack Michaels on the Oilers broadcast with Bob Stauffer.
saying is there the seasons on the line and I'm paraphrasing the season's on the line
Saturday but is that all that's on the line could it be more July 1 they can extend
Leon dry saddle and finally on dry saddle and I've said how many years am I here how good is
a supporting caspin and if what have they got besides Jesus and I he's not signing a shit July
one I know and he's going to get his money no matter what right like it's a big spot for
it's not from Western Canada I think
he said, look, like, I'm here.
I've committed my eight years,
whatever that contract was at eight and a half.
I've earned the right to shop around.
Like, what do you do?
And here's the thing.
Like, Ken Holland's gone.
Like, he is contracts up.
Jeff Jackson hired the coach.
This is not Ken Holland's coach.
They've already started handing power and responsibility
over to the new president,
Connor's old agent.
What do you do?
Do you walk him to UFA or do you turn him into a huge pile of assets?
And it's kind of dangerous because in a,
vacuum, you'd say, oh, just move them for assets.
But if he's gone, McDavid, there's absolutely next.
There's no way McDavid stays if dry sidle's gone.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I think it, I believe it to be true.
It depends on what you get in return for and the fit that they find, right?
Like you move dry saddle, you're getting a Kings ransom.
And I get what you're saying.
He wants to play with dry saddle.
But if you get someone that's really good and the team's better off, how does it change
for why they're best friends
well yeah because
because you're not going to get a better player back
they just aren't in the league
and no but if your team's better off
I don't I think McDavid wants to win
I think McDavid's going to get his 150 points
but if the team's better because they move dry
which is tough to do but the roster
construction's effed up and if they
resign him he's going to take more of it so I don't
know how it continues but my point
being I think that's too loose
a statement to say but
McDavid's leaving if Drysidal does.
You don't know what's coming back.
No, you're right.
I mean, there's a non-zero chance he stays.
I just think it becomes an even more difficult.
You just have to make sure.
That's probably better to phrase it.
Yeah, what you get back in return, it'd better feel a lot of holes.
And next year, you know, if they lose this round, well, next year,
McDavid had better go till the third round or the finals with the group that he's got.
And without Drysidal, because then he's going to still consider staying.
If Drysidal leaves, they flame out in the first or second round next year and it's the same.
There's, yeah, you've got to be majorly concerned as an oiler fan that the big boys leave.
Yeah, and look, they might win the series and it might just be like there's a parade on white mud and everyone's happy and everyone's career oilers,
even though no one's ever a career oiler, like Messier left, Gretzky left, the guy with the mullet from Alberta left.
Like everyone fucking leaves, up some Ryden Nugent Hopkins apparently.
But look, it's not over yet.
we've got a full off season of this.
I don't want you to curse anything, right?
Well, yeah, I mean, you want rent to curse anything?
Well, it's, no, I just, you are at the front of the line of Leon's leaving.
Please let Leon leave.
I've been saying it for years because it's just like, I'm sorry, he's a superstar from Germany.
He'd love to play in Miami, Tampa, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago.
Rank your markets.
Where's Edmonton?
28, 29, 30, 31.
Yeah, and you know, we'll save the car.
He's going to make whatever he wants or every he wants.
I'm with you.
I don't want to fix it.
So we can talk about it a week or two weeks or this summer or whatever.
But it is.
It's going to be a, it's a massive game coming up, obviously, for the Oilers on Saturday.
That goes without saying.
Now, what of the history will tell you last year in a similar situation tied to two?
They lost game five to Vegas.
Then went home and lost five to two.
They dropped the series in six.
prior in the year against the LA Kings, if you remember in in round one,
they were down three games to two, went to LA, one game six, came home, one game seven.
So that's their most recent losing game five tied at two history, the Vegas one,
the most fresh in their mind, I would guess.
Yeah, and we had the stats yesterday.
That teams tied two-two, winner of game five, 79% of the time wins the series.
It's 231 wins, 61 loss.
That's the math in Vancouver's favor right now,
but it's also two superstars that I think Hamilton will be much better in game six.
Like that that was,
you know,
I didn't see the whole thing,
but it just felt like there certainly wasn't their best effort that they lost with there.
Who do you go,
I guess just in net for the Oilers on Saturday?
Pickard.
It's got it.
You just said he's his best player.
Like, yeah.
It feels.
Goaltending didn't lay you down.
Yeah,
it feels like it has elsewhere.
Like when it hasn't been Pickered,
it has.
You made a change.
and he hasn't let you know.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
And yeah, on the other side, the lineup changes work.
Tocke gets through to his team.
I know there's five or six or seven guys who I don't know if they were playoffs.
Everybody seemed on board, seemed to recognize it was the playoffs last night.
And the Canucks are a resilient bunch.
I read this morning.
They haven't lost back-to-back games since March 28th.
Their longest losing streak of the season was four games.
The second longest was two.
So losing, they find a way to kind of spin it around and avoid the crooked numbers, as they say.
So what does that mean in the playoffs?
And with all that, not a lot.
But I think it's going to be a lot of eyeballs.
There's going to be a lot of eyeballs on Edmonton on Saturday.
Well, and the other interesting wrinkle, you talk about the Oilers net mining.
It's Vancouver's maybe MVP at one point this year that's getting healthier.
That's Demco.
Like, they're doing this with almost nothing from Elias Pedersen and a guy that played most of the year in Abbotsford.
This isn't the Oilers going out to an avalanche team that's just full of superstars.
Yeah.
Like, truly, this is the goal-tending that they've gotten.
Aside from the one Hyman goal in what game one or two or whatever it was from Shilovs,
he's given them as good a goaltending as you could want.
Two, like two goals, 917.
if, sorry, if, like, that's the Demco numbers in a very short amount of time.
He's giving you Demko numbers.
He really is.
Yep.
Yes.
Which I would not have guessed.
Who could have?
If he's not playing well and then they're down three to here,
you might have to panic and put in Demco before he's ready, ready,
because it's like our season's on the line.
This buys them time.
If they can win this series and have Thatcher right for game one around three in theory
and not have to go to him early, that would be huge.
And by now, there's no one in.
you hear, oh, we, you know, we trust our guy.
We trust in the locker room.
Absolutely those guys trust she-laws right now.
You should have worn his dress shirt and national?
They were on early.
They love this.
It's not lip service to the media.
When they tell you, they feel good about what's happening in that, no kidding.
He has been good enough.
Were you going to talk about, no, I don't know, I appreciate this has been a wild morning for you.
Have you done much for the Pinder report?
Is there much in there?
I have gone full-time foolery Friday.
Okay, then let's do this.
A controversial penalty, which didn't come back to hurt the Canucks,
but a penalty that is, it was charging, was the call on Elias Pedersen,
and you'll see him at the bottom of your screen as he kind of,
he jumps up and spins into an oncoming check by Warren Fogel and is called for charging.
it's a two-minute charging penalty
and then the internet
again you're talking about Euler fans
Kinnock fans everyone telling you
that look at the rule book
if you leave your feet
it's charging
that's the strangest charging penalty
I've ever seen read
I don't know that I've
I know that that ref this morning is looking at that
going
you're happy that didn't swing the game right that's what you're if you're that ref you just
done the biggest exhale oh yes thank god i don't it's like look if this is game 48 okay like sure
now ref one literal larry on the rule book but like this is freaking game five what are we talking
about like i know what the rulebook says i i've people i've saw it that's a it's not it's not how can it be
charging when you're standing still.
And how many times have you ever seen that call?
Never.
It's theoretical.
Never.
It's just, that's not how the game's interpreted.
And don't forget, I'm going to make this point because I think it's important.
These guys that are reffing these games have refted their whole life, not their whole lives.
This is their profession.
And they're the best of the best.
And they've learned the nuance.
of the game of hockey.
So if so the refs that call every shitty ass penalty in the young,
the earlier,
the lower leagues don't move on to become these guys because they get they,
they just don't the report the they get report not reported,
but well,
maybe it's reported they get report cards,
whatever you want to call it.
They don't move on.
These are supposed to be the guys that,
have a feel for the game.
Understand the situational awareness or have the situation of awareness.
This is a shitty-ass call.
It's embarrassing that it happens.
And I've always believed it.
They should make them answer to this stuff.
As a ref, trot them out.
Here's the media.
You're part of the party.
You're part of the entertainment.
And you're getting paid well.
What did you see there?
Imagine the oiler score on that far play,
and that's the game winner.
Imagine the outrage today.
And rightly so.
It's a dodged bullet,
is what it is.
Like,
it would be the whole show today,
every show everywhere.
Anything hockey would be like,
you're basically reverse hitting a guy
that's trying to hit you
and you got called for charge?
Like, pull that guys.
Don't protect yourself.
Get drilled.
Now,
as we say this,
and as we're talking about this,
there are people in the,
chat who are saying it's a penalty
it's charging no they have no feel
what red said the word is feel
they out there like give
no I don't give a
show me that call show me that call
that happens all the time how many times did
chuk get called for these reverse checks that he did
every fricking week in calgary
how many charging calls did he get
combined in his like six years in calgary
yeah boob's sitting there trying to stir the pot
stop it i'm i am not
what you are
I am shocked
you've
you've never referenced
the chat as a source
no here's what it is
and who's in the chat
like there's no trolls in there
listen to me
what I'm telling you
is it's not just the chat
online
I feel like it's almost
what the fuck is online mean
you're gonna let me talk
or are you gonna pinner me on
okay you're right up here
I am shocked with how many people
who I don't
are more than just hockey observers that say, yeah, read the rulebook.
It's charging.
I don't see how anybody that has their head on straight can watch that and say, yes, that's charging.
I don't get it.
I'm amazed at how many people truly feel that that's a charging call.
I don't get it.
I mean, yeah, if you want to go read the comments and get online, you're going to have some really shitty takes on everything in the world.
That's consistent with that.
But you're right.
We've never seen that call before.
We've never seen it.
I don't know how people could feel that way.
Did I put it in the folder there, Jack?
I think I've just tried to throw it in there.
Because people are, hey, you got to read the, you got to read it.
You got to read the thing.
Oh, I've read the thing.
I get it.
Anyway, I just think that we're not really paying attention to what the spirit of the rule is.
Yeah, if you're in motion and skating,
and you leave your feet to lunge at a player,
yes, that's charging.
But jumping up and down
cannot be a charging penalty.
That's,
but Earl Larry is going to get you, Dean, look out.
I guess so.
I guess so.
Anyway, I just need to get that just if I could say something.
I just never seen a call before.
So game five or round two,
that's when we're going to break that one out.
Interesting take.
Rough.
Yeah.
Is it in there?
I'm not seeing it, Dean.
It's common.
It's on its way.
Okay.
It's not a way, big boy.
Anyway, so with that in mind,
Kinnuck fans are saying,
you know, the, uh, the refs,
they're out to get us.
The refs are out to get us in that first period penalty penalty.
Then this bullshit, uh,
showed up last night.
Again, I didn't put this through my AI filter,
but there's some thought here that,
uh, maybe the Oilers in their preparation for game six have a little bit of,
this was them meeting after the game to get ready.
So there it is.
The planning is underway.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
Some stubby beer bottles there.
See,
that's odd, Dean.
I didn't know that the refs room were actually attached to the earlier's room.
Yeah.
It's like those hotel rooms you get with the,
with the side door.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's that Russian doping,
um,
documentary.
Right.
Yeah,
what was it?
Watch that one?
I can't remember what it's
at Sochi where they had the lab
They were messing around
Yeah
You know send me that
That sounds good
It's it's something
All right
Yeah what are the bonuses for the rest
That are on Evanton payroll
Dean?
I can't find them on cap friendly
Yeah
So here you go
This is the charging
Minor Major Minor Panel
Shall be imposed
Shall be imposed on a player
Who skates jumps into
Or charges an opponent
In any manner
Charging shall mean
The Man to charge
It's a charge of himself
So anyway, so people read the, read the rule.
A minor or major penalty shall be imposed on a player who skates,
jumps into, or charges an opponent in any manner.
So literal Larry says jumps into would constitute a charging call.
Go ahead.
Call every fucking penalty there is then.
Are we wrong?
Are they right?
They can't be, right?
Well, look, if you want to, we want to go word for word,
But the game's never been called like this.
We're not saying that it isn't written like this.
Of course, sure, it can be written like that.
That call's never been made.
What are you talking about?
That's not how refs the game.
Yeah.
Like you could go word, letter for letter on the goalie interference the other night, Boston, Florida.
And like, see, look at this.
It's like, yeah, well, the goalie wasn't in a position to make the save.
So they just said, yeah, well, that's written down.
But fuck it.
He wasn't able to make the save.
So it's a goal.
I don't understand.
I still don't understand what the point of this is.
We all have.
Yeah, I don't even know why we're giving it.
this time. It's ridiculous.
Well, in fairness,
it was one of the biggest takeaways from the game
last night. I know
you were, you were asleep in changing
tires. But what you want to
debate about it? You've got our opinion
on it. We don't agree. No, I, and we can move on.
I just doesn't. Who in the hockey world
said that's a great call? Like who which insider,
which desk person was like, that's the right, like, everyone's like, this is, there's no
feeling. Hercke called in and
Okay.
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Tell us, it's an all-nonsense Friday edition of the Pinder Report.
And we have the return of a very familiar character, or two, in today's Pender Report.
No, Jack.
Oh, geez, I'm sorry, Rod.
He actually did lose four games.
We're down to seven teams, boys.
That's our first second round elimination.
That means one more crying, Jordan.
Sorry, Rod.
They're done.
Time to shake it up.
Go get Naches.
Connie, let's go.
They need Markstrom.
Something.
Something.
There's some players there that you wouldn't mind having on your squad, that's for sure.
Chatfield, the UFA.
They could use a defense one.
Let's get to the dumb shit.
Dino, did you ever have a delivery job?
Did you ever know?
Not yet.
Not Tim.
Not yet.
Not yet.
We'll say it to me.
Do you ever have a newspaper route, something like that?
Any delivery jobs?
I'd deliver flyers.
Is that right?
Yeah.
You just ignore me.
I'm texting, trying to find out if the rumor mill is accurate or not.
Okay, yeah, you keep working on it.
That's great.
That's great.
This is a guy doing a little delivery.
No, there's a fence on the yard here.
This looks like Buffalo.
It's chain, like what a piece of property.
This is to be Rob Ray's place.
And the poor guy rings the doorbell.
He's got the doorbell cam here.
And he's like, oh, shoot, I didn't notice.
There's a dog in the yard, and it's not friendly.
Have a look.
Look at that hurdle.
Oh, there.
No hesitation either.
It doesn't look like he's going to make it.
That's one of the greatest turtles I've ever seen.
He just floats.
It's like Jordan from the Fowell line.
Springbok.
I want to stretch those hammies afterwards, though.
No, volume a little lower on this.
This is chaos.
Now, some of these kids, this is how they get famous and get on the Pinder report
and the YouTube channels and the TikToks.
They just prank their parents continue.
It's Tom Green from 15 years ago, but even worse.
So this poor kid has been, well, the poor parents have been absolutely just destroyed by these kids.
Here we go.
This is I got greatest hits.
Oh, no.
All right, we've got something on the floor?
Yeah, he's put some.
Oh, kids are just the best, eh?
That's the family of us.
I'd call the cops on myself.
Please take me away.
I'm going to arrest me before I do something.
Yeah, there's going to be jail time,
and I'd rather it to be, uh,
to be self,
uh, self-administered than what I'm about to do here.
Preemptively arrest me.
Yeah.
It's going to get ugly.
It does feel like one of your, uh,
your two, there's possible, you have potential for that.
There's some vibes there.
Yeah.
Why are the, why is the dishwasher on fire?
Well, he, uh,
he put a he put a bomb in there and it went off and now it's on this one's called bike fail i think this
is ret in the shoveler the spring weather they're getting out in the outdoors there's old retro he's got
a little ramp here is this rob ray he's got a ramp in his backyard looks good we've been working on our
BMX yeah looks like a half pipe kind of dean look at this oh that's not good yeah took them
wild to bounce back old razor it kind of lands on its neck there it's not ideal
oh my god yeah the weather's been nice out there and i guess you went to the driving range reds
that right oh we've been at the drive every day you and the shoveler spanking eggs look at this
beautiful it was her fault it's totally you're totally off the hook you're red
Anyone suggest otherwise, they're just, they don't.
So when the cops come knocking and they're like, hey, what's the,
Jesus.
Remember the guys that had that B job like last week where they were like hanging in their harnesses
trying to get the honey?
That was a good day.
We thought it was a bad day.
That was a good day.
This is, they're doing it.
They're back there again.
It's not once, this is their job.
Look at this shit.
A lot of work for honey.
A lot of bees, dude.
Bees.
Beans?
Beans?
Bees beans.
Oh, okay.
This one's called Jump One.
Let's get to Jumpin here.
Looks like a good idea.
They're filming it.
They know what they're doing.
Oh my God.
How was that supposed to go?
I've been talking to my kids about stuff like this.
Risk reward.
Yeah.
What was the payoff?
What's the payoff with this?
Because it feels like with this one in particular,
and a lot of things my kids do,
there's zero reward at the end of this.
Plenty of risk.
A lot of risk, Red.
That's a very astute observation.
Dean, any payoff?
You see it here?
I don't, yeah.
Is that a money tree?
What is he trying to, like, do?
That's quite a height, too.
Oh, I didn't realize it was his knits that stopped.
Took the brunt.
Yeah, he did end up on the old,
the old barb.
The old chain length fence right in the knit.
Apparently, girls are doing this jumping thing, too.
It's not just,
guys, you know, jumping for everyone.
We miss jump, too.
Oh, that's fine.
Jump, jump.
That's all right, because we have some, some cowboys out on the range, Dean.
I believe this is Brian Sutter and his bowls.
He's working around Western Canada and showing off the stock to.
You sure it's not you?
Because you're all westernized today.
I'm in the background there, but it's Brian's Bulls for sure.
Let's have a look here.
So there's the young fellow.
That looks like Strathmore.
Yeah, see.
Come on.
That horse.
What are you doing?
Around the tree, not through the tree.
There he goes.
Well, in fairness, I think the horse did miss the tree.
Yeah, last minute.
But he kind of flung the old rider there at the last.
second. It's an interesting sound that made.
One of the things we've come to notice is that ladders and
like tree pruning, these are jobs you don't want, right?
Here's a guy. Actually comes out pretty good.
Yeah, he's fine.
Your story up, this can go very poorly so many ways.
I don't think this was a planned event. If it was, they're idiots.
But why was there a camera?
Do we video everything nowadays?
Apparently.
Yeah, like that's not security.
It's not doorbell cam.
No.
Yeah.
And Karen's screaming.
But I'm with you.
You may have set it up just to see what was going to happen.
I don't think you expected that to be the end result.
Because it does fold that ladder up pretty good.
And kind of for him for giving the toss and the old chainsaw.
Yeah, he's had better days.
It's all this long weekend.
a lot of people excited about getting out to
maybe a body of water.
Weather's not cooperating, but if it was,
this would be us this weekend, right? You and I,
on the tube, living in it.
Do a load, boards?
I'm a bad of a business.
Oh.
Who's driving?
Who is driving?
That is so piss-poor.
Did they bail?
I hope so,
but it's one of those chair ones.
it's not easy to bail out of that.
I don't like the chances right there.
They might have been...
It looks like they maybe went around the arse end of that boat just enough.
You just pray that that bump of the tube is strong enough to...
Yeah, there should be a line of about six or seven people
who are ready to punch the driver of the boat right in the face.
Everyone on the other boat, certainly everyone on the tube,
and probably even the spotter and who has,
else is on that particular boat.
Okay, just line up and everybody, okay, you stand right here.
Powell, next, pop.
Next, bang.
That is, he should lose his life.
Even better, put it back on the tube yourself.
Yeah, you get in the tube.
Have a go at it.
We're going to go under a couple bridges here.
Let's see how this goes for you.
That's why we have to do boat licenses now.
It's ass hats like that.
It's ruined it for everyone.
Now you've got to do some stupid online test that takes four hours of your life.
Thanks, buddy.
It's been around for like 30 years.
Right red.
No, they just band it.
Is that how that goes?
Yeah, you just took it.
Yeah, you've needed one for a long time.
I think it was like 10 years ago.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Snakes, time for snakes, Dean.
What do you think?
Yeah, that's definitely time.
Look at the stick work here.
Great hands.
Good feet.
Look at this.
Wow.
Flip flops.
They're gone.
Yeah.
Nimble though.
That's, uh, that's a whole that job.
Why do they want this snake?
What are they doing with it?
Why can't they just scoot it along into the grass and see now my favorite part is watching the flip flops take a ride.
Watch the first one go.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Coming up right about now.
Foop.
Just flies by the camera.
Who's
Guess who's back, fellas?
Guess who's back?
I'll,
Kind of
Kind of, yeah.
Spoiler to.
Timmy, it's been a while.
He's back from his stag.
He's back in Canada.
New Zealand, I don't know.
Things went sideways.
Did he apologize to you?
Because you took it very personal.
I just said, look, like, when he gets back
to doing his thing, we got his back.
Here he is doing his thing.
Ladies a gentleman, it's day IDing on.
Going up Blackjack,
committing teen, scenes fever, Instagram,
follow off got the other.
There are 1,296,000 of your weapons in here now, so $129,600 bet kicking us back off.
All righty, it's day 89 and we're back fucking into it.
God damn it if I miss these puns.
Our opponent today looks like legalist special needs, brother.
I tell you what, with ears like that, this man would take off in a stiff breeze.
And I can say that because I too am running fucking wagnets.
Now, I need you to go and be good.
He's left the fucking table.
He hasn't copped the insult he's had enough that he's gone. No, I do not like this at all. This has wreaked havoc on us in the past
fucking despise the last minute dealer change. Now go and be good to me honey, 10's here. Seven's not great. Go 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10,
go 10, 8, 18. Absolutely no, fuck your insurance. This isn't a car dealership. Don't you dare. Flip a 10, it would be the ultimate hiding. Say no, no, no, you fucking.
pent up, Hussie. The dealer change has done us dirty again on day 89, but I will see you
tomorrow for day 90 when we will be bidding even more. I love this guy. How much do you lose there?
129,000. You didn't even get to be like you didn't even. You're betting more tomorrow.
Dean. He's just a win away. Welcome back to me. We love you. A couple of those and should
to kept your mother.
He's disappearing altogether.
He's on the stag.
Tim Huckie?
I'm not sure where Tim is.
Tim.
Hello, Tim.
Odd.
Timmy?
No, Jack, I put you on the spot.
I said something to RJ this morning.
He was going to mess with it and then send it to you.
Do you have that?
Look, who's back?
Pinda, retro, man cave, boys.
I've been a bit flat lately.
Fucking had to blow out the other night.
Fucking blew out me fucking TV.
Unbelievable.
Fucking hammered on a Friday night.
Fucked up.
Don't know what happened to it, but it's fucked.
So no watching hockey.
But I wanted to fucking chime in, fellas.
I tell you fucking what?
Ontario.
Bunch of woke motherfuckers.
What the fuck is the OH doing?
Oh, you can't say fucking pussy-ass motherfuckers, O-H-O.
Oh, fucking, oh, man, I'll fake...
Fuck you, OH!
Oh, can't say fucking pussy.
Can't say pussy, you fucking bunch of cats.
What are you going to do when some fucking Ozzy comes all the other skates?
Listen here, cunt, I'll fucking smash you, you a fucking pussy.
Fucking give me a fucking seizing.
Fucking pussy ass cunt, get out of your white asses
and fucking get a fucking cock up of your fucking pieces of shit.
Fuck you, I tell!
Anyway, better news, fucking again, we need to fucking, we need to draft him.
At the end of the day, boys, we need another legend that comes through the ranks.
If he doesn't pan out, it doesn't fucking matter.
We've got his name there, mate.
It doesn't fucking matter.
We've just got to give the young fellow a chop out.
Now, the other one, Canarkton Oilers.
Fuck me.
Who the fuck do you go for?
I fucking hate both these fucking cock suckers.
It's fucking really easy at the end of it.
It is the fucking Canucks.
Reluctantly the Canucks,
either way, so I get fucked by barber in fucking jail.
It's fucking sucks either way.
But,
fucking I hate the oilers even more.
Fuck you all those fucking cock suckers.
And where a fucking West Emerton ball can get fucked.
Too much of green.
West Evanton Mall taking some shrapnel at the end there.
what's the mall ever done to anybody, you know?
Although in fairness,
you can take that,
you can take that mall and, you know,
stick it for sure.
It doesn't mess.
That'd be a lot of push-ups, right?
Yes.
Ozzy Brad would have a real,
full-body workout today
if the fine system was in place.
We should send him a TV.
Get his address.
We'll set him.
him a TV. So what do we assume
happen there? He got
a bad thing. Fired
something. He got to go. Maybe when
the Oilers scored, he
in that late. Game four.
Yeah.
We need to go.
Somehow, some way, someday
need to get there.
We'll do the great clip.
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We've not touched on this yet,
but this morning,
some things went sideways at Valhalla.
Now, some of this is comical.
Some of it is not comical.
It involves Scotty Sheffler, the world number one golfer.
Good boy.
Police and security and an unfortunate death.
So we can walk through here.
So early this morning, because again, we're, we're, what, uh, what's the closest, uh, geographical
city to Valhalla?
This is by Louisville.
We actually, this is where you and I ended up getting kind of stranded, you know,
in your right.
Okay.
So this comes out early this morning that, uh, Scotty Sheffler,
has been arrested. Good, good sweet Scotty Sheffler arrested and what's it? So here it is.
Detained. This is Jeff Darlington. He's a reporter. Detained by police handcuffs, misunderstanding traffic
flow led to his attempt to drive past the police officer to get into Valhalla Golf Club.
The police officer attempted to attach himself to Sheffler's car. Sheffler stopped at the
entrance police officer screaming at him to get out of the car. He exited the vehicle officer.
Shubbed him against the car. Put him in hand.
handcuffs. He was then put it into the back of the police car. And from there was taken away
and arrested for a number of things, which will lay out. Now, there was a, there was a death.
I believe it's involving a bus. So tension was like situation was was high. Emotions were
running. So here comes a guy. He's just going to drive by. He's not paying attention. So the cop is,
The cop is buzzing.
And Scotty Sheffler, he's just trying to,
he's just trying to go hit some balls.
Doesn't understand any of this that's going on.
So anyway, here's the video that Jeff Darlington had
as the world number one,
he's cuffed and getting thrown into the back of a cop car.
Guys, guys, guys, dude,
uh-uh, step back.
Back up, I'm bad. I'm bad.
So there's no resolution.
I'm just an arrest here. I mean, he's, uh...
Guys, what do we tell you?
I'm saying back.
Here's the thing. Right now, right now he's going to jail.
Okay.
He's going to jail.
And it ain't nothing you can do about it, period.
I...
There's nothing you can do about.
Okay.
Now, do you have a question?
First, I'm a media.
I'm a reporter, okay?
That's all. I'm just, I just want to make sure that's no.
Okay, but you need to step back over here and now.
No problem. You got it.
Okay.
Okay.
So I mean, everyone's being fairly respectful here, right?
Again, a man has died.
So everyone's trying to, you know, handle themselves.
Scotty goes to jail is arraigned or whatever they call it.
And then is shortly thereafter let out of jail.
And this was the, so Schephler talks.
This was his comment that he released.
Of course, all of us involved, where is he?
This morning I was proceeding as directed by police.
officers, very chaotic situation, understandably so, considering the tragic accident as
occurred earlier.
Big misunderstanding of what I thought I was being asked to do, never intended to disregard
any instructions.
I'm hopeful to put this to the side, focus on call today.
Of course, all of us involved in the tournament expressed deepest sympathies to the family
of the man who passed away in the accident this morning puts everything into perspective.
Sheffler's lawyer shortly thereafter releasing a statement again.
Stopped upon, we will litigate this matter as needed.
He will be completely exonerated.
he kind of goes into detail.
Multiple eyewitnesses confirmed he did not do anything wrong
was simply proceeding as directed.
So, again, emotions are high.
Emotions are high.
And aside from the unfortunate death, right,
which is not in any way shape, funny,
but then Sheffler leaves,
gets back to the golf course,
and the internet being the internet,
starts to go to work.
So here was the shot.
Second degree,
assault on a police officer, that's felony.
Criminal mischief, reckless driving,
disregarding signals from an officer directing traffic.
So he's got a rap sheet.
He's got a mugshot.
And he's got a bit of a, you know,
he's got a little bit of a hair shirt going there.
He got the little, uh, wispy, uh, chest hair going.
Put some chest lettuce there, yeah.
Yeah, he, uh, so then it begins to go to work.
There's the, uh, nothing like that.
satisfying feeling after a big bust, you know, when you have that big score for the officers there.
It's that all in Sheffler's back.
Shephler upon being released on his way, back to Valhalla in the,
do you think that the golf cart will go for big money on auction?
Yeah, it'll be a sought after thing.
I want it.
Yeah.
What else have we got?
Louisville Police Department
released the name of Scotty Sheffler's arresting
officer, 35-year-old Torrey
Mackelroy.
Jeez.
Looks oddly like somebody else.
Tori, not sure.
A bit of a resemblance there
to maybe somebody else.
And by this morning,
by daybreak,
guys have gone and got
Sheffler's mugshot on T-shirts.
How?
And they've got him in a du rag.
I mean,
we're the best.
and the worst. We really are.
All at the same time,
the best and the very worst.
So I bet you think he was pretty rattled, hey, when he got off to the first
tea? What, he birdied it?
Berted the first hole, birded the third hole,
birded his ninth hole. He's 200 for the day
on the 11th hole.
Doing all right.
Doing all right.
What, it's done.
Yeah, that cop, it's not going to go well for him.
Well, they're a lot.
They're calling them jailbirds, so not birdies.
It's a jailbird on one.
You got a jailbird on two.
We all really do like taking pleasure out of other people's misfortunes.
It's really, for a lot of you kind of felt bad about us.
It's maybe not really shouldn't feel, shouldn't be this funny.
Everybody else is doing it.
Why should we feel bad?
You know what I mean?
A couple things we're going to get to, and we'll do the great clips inbox for you today.
Outdoor Dental.
We've been talking about Dr. J. Patel for a long time.
Dr. J, the website, Outdoor. Dental.
He, I guess a number of years ago, because your brother, your brother's in the, your brother.
Said, you know what, Dr. J, my company, we sell this, this Soleil laser, is changing the way dentistry is being done.
not just now, but moving forward.
This is, not many people have this.
Not many offices clinics have this sort of thing.
It's going to be an investment,
but it just might change the way it's done.
And Dr. Jay said,
you know what?
I'm willing to make this investment.
We're going to be one of the only ones in southern Alberta
and the city that are going to have this.
Let's do it.
And it has.
It's dentistry with no needles, no drills, no stress.
It's a laser.
It's painless.
Pain free?
Painless.
One to two minutes, you're relaxed, you're comfortable.
and they're not, like I said,
they're not in there with the chisels and stuff.
Tink, tink, tink, tink.
Tink, tink.
There's none of that.
You don't hear that.
That's the worst thing you're going to the dental office.
Okay, well, just take you down here.
All your chair is ready.
Archaic.
Get me out of here.
Do you think a car mechanic next door?
No, no, that's right.
The things they're using to change your tire.
They're firing into your jib at these other dental offices.
Not an outdoor dental.
They're not doing it.
And it's for your snoring.
Do you snore?
Of course you do.
You're listening and watching this show.
Of course you snore.
Two 15-minute treatments with this solea laser.
It increases the tension in the soft palate.
And that eliminates your snoring because that's the culprit is the soft palate.
More often than not.
So you're getting you're getting more sleep.
And of the more sleep, it's better quality.
You're not getting up multiple times through the night.
You're well rested.
You're sleeping better.
You're refreshed.
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It is worth it.
Two 15-minute treatments.
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You heard us been talking, we've been talking about for long enough.
It's like everything else.
Oh, you guys were right about that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, you're going to be doing a lot of drinking over the summer.
Yeah.
Drinking, passing out.
All right.
Catching flies.
Don't eat it.
If you're going to just don't be so loud.
Don't be so loud.
Outdoor. Dental.
All right.
Great clips in,
Oh.
Pedalty.
Is it a penalty?
Yeah, it's charging.
I just want to make sure I got it right here.
Because it's the ready next text alert.
This is genius.
How would we not have this 10 years ago?
Because it's two things with great clips.
you get the great clips check-in app.
You can then, and you turn on and see,
okay, have your, what do they call it, location, turn your location.
Yes, that's how that's going to work.
Only while using the app, yes, I don't need you to know anymore.
Just that's used, oh, here's a great clips, and there's a great clips,
and there's a great clips, and there's great clips,
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Hi, how long's the wait of 45?
Okay, well, I guess I'll come back.
Then can I just...
Archaic, right?
Everything we do here is...
We're like Michael J. Fox.
It's back to the future.
It's just cutting edge right here.
So you get the Great Clips Checkin app.
And beyond that, you can get the ready next text alert.
It'll give you 15 minutes out and say,
hey, get your hoop over to Great Clips.
We're going to be getting you in the...
chair toots sweet bucko great clips it's going to be great check out more online great clips
dot com now if i recall dean last week we had maybe the greatest email in the history of the
great clips inbox and i don't know it was a friday everyone kind of just brushed over it but um
how is jack doing with has you moved in yet ret if you guys got a date set when's my execution i haven't
been wooed yet yeah the last question on the inbox last week was mfk boomer pinder
Warner and that was for Jack, the
MFK, Mary F, and Kill.
I'm in wedded bliss, Jack and I.
Things are going great.
Pinder is sad
to hear of your demise.
But I can only imagine that
there's a lot of sultry adventures going on between
Noel Retro and Jack as I believe Jack
is selecting. He's selecting me picks.
To be the F out of the MFK.
Is that preheating the oven red, some of those photos?
Or what?
Are you getting a little warmer?
Jack, how's it going, bud?
I'm doing well.
Yeah.
Your time's coming, Ryan.
Deep your head up.
Today be a good day.
I'm pretty much ready, yeah.
If you don't do it, somebody else might.
Okay.
Where are we here?
Somebody else had another one.
Anyway, this goes back a couple days.
I was going to, uh,
Guys wanted to know, Red.
Back in the day, if at the final buzzer,
a couple of players on an opposing team are taking liberties with, let's say, Jerome or Kipper,
cross-check to the back, cross-check to the mouth,
how in your career or how are you handling that situation?
Is it, hey, they're going to get suspended.
Don't worry about it.
Jerome can handle himself.
or is it you're about to pay.
There's some sweet payback coming.
We always had pretty tough squads
and Iggy could handle himself.
The best way to go about it though,
to be quite honest with you,
you go after,
you go after their best guys.
Right?
Like if someone's going after,
because especially with guys
that aren't typically going to fight,
there are guys that you can know
if you go out there,
they're taking shots of guys.
you can go and have a scrap with them.
But then there's guys that fake it.
Not even fake it, but you're not sure they're going to fight.
So you go after them and you get two minutes for unsportsmanlike
because you drop your gloves and they skate away.
And so the solution is always, well, that's fine.
That's fine.
Who's your best guy?
Yeah.
Now he's getting it.
Clunk.
And you tell him that while he's sitting on the bench,
go over the bench, go.
Now it's your turn, bud, eh?
Can't wait for you to get out here.
It's going to be great.
You're going to love it.
Yeah.
Sorry about what's about to happen.
You didn't do a thing.
And it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
Those guys?
Not your fault.
Those guys?
Yeah.
But you're going to pay the price.
Yeah.
You want to talk to him because that's why this is coming.
It's the Jack Johnson.
He's made his decisions.
Yeah.
That's all I say.
He made his decisions.
That's right.
He's emails from Robert.
He says, Jack, you are dead effing right about Sullivan.
They need James Hagan's next year.
Who is James Hagan?
He's an American kid.
He's going to go number one in 25.
Yeah.
American kid lit up the U-18th and 10th.
Should be draftable this year, but it's the late birthday.
Yeah.
So he's a megastead by next year, number one.
So get rid of the coach and draft the good kid.
Let's do it.
Other than that.
And then at the end it says,
thanks as always, Pinder, you've been a great villain.
Please continue.
Did you know that that's your role?
I've kind of embraced that.
Yeah, it took me, what is this?
Like the decade we've worked together.
It took a while to sort of embrace it,
but I'm definitely comfortable with the foil here.
Is it being the villain when you're not really
portraying a part?
You're just kind of being yourself?
I'm just a bit of a Richard, I guess.
I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah.
On this show, it's like, look, when I'm out and chatting with people,
I don't fight and bicker all the time.
But on the show, it's like, yeah, I am going to be that guy.
It's good for the show.
the show.
It's like when you watch your movie, he's like,
he plays a terrible, terrible person
in the movie, but he's actually very nice in real life.
Ryan's like, character.
What do you want?
Acting.
Okay, this is from Russ in the
deer.
A long time listener, huge
Bills fan.
Question for each of you.
Pinder, whiskey or rum?
What is your favorite?
Rum?
Boomer.
What bun would you use for chili?
Sourdough, whole wheat, or white?
See, part of me says you could do whole wheat because it's really just about getting that soft texture with the chili into your jib.
But there is something about a white bun, and I do enjoy some sourdough.
Although sourdough, I don't know if I do sourdough buns.
Do you get a bun?
the sourdough bread,
it'd slice it and put some butter on it.
But you're shaking your head.
What's a white bun with lots of butter?
It's a white bun.
Don't overcomplicate this.
Yeah.
And Rhett,
I'll be turning 50 in a few years.
I've always dreamed of going to a Bills game.
Should I wait for the new stadium or just go to the old one?
Also, can I stay with you and the shoveler?
Yeah, shovelers into the doubling up.
And we can.
and I think you should double up on the Bills games.
You go to the original stadium
and then you come back
in the new places open and do it all.
So you're good for both.
We can all do it again.
Okay, good.
It's a double double.
Chevel is going to want you to have your back.
Yeah, depending on your performance,
of course you're invited back.
P.S. What does T's and P's stand for again?
That's thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers. T's and prayers. T's and P's to
Scotty Sheffler.
Yeah. T's and peace to everybody there.
Calgarian, now living in New Zealand, this is Steve.
Fellas.
McDavid is supposedly the best player in the world,
but to me, McKinnon is the better all-around player.
Speed to burn can take a hit without the McDavid dive
and can defend, unlike McDee,
who gives up most of the time of the back check.
Who is truly the better player?
McDavid.
McDavid.
Dean?
Hers to say it, but he's...
I don't know.
Did we talk about this on the air,
was this another conversation I had.
Somebody actually said they think
McKinnon's a dumb player.
Like, really?
Doesn't make me.
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
His vision isn't as good as McDadegh.
He's like a power.
He's a muscle car, right?
He's a, I'm going to burn past you.
I've got a hell of a shot.
I'm going to be faster and want it more than you are.
But he does, he's, yeah, I think you get my point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, and you compare to someone like dry saddle,
slows the game down and creates openings, that's not McKinnett at all.
He's just going to, he's the bowl in the china shop.
Yeah.
I mean, it's hard to say you're going to take any over McDavid.
Yeah, and I think that, I think we can all kind of wrap our heads around what you're saying.
Yeah.
Stupid.
That's what he is.
Basically why it is.
Did we make sure that goes out there, Warner calls.
Yeah.
McDavid.
Stupid player.
Yeah, McKinnon, stupid player, Red Warner.
Some on a podcast.
This is from Jay.
Jay's a regular.
Have you guys ever gone to Wendy's and gotten the spicy chicken double patty?
Double?
I mean, it's not a thing, but I guess if you ask for it,
they'll pretty much do whatever you want, right?
Dude, that is, today's, I haven't, but today's the day.
Tell us Monday, Tuesday.
Today's the day.
Like, for sure this weekend.
Carpegium, right?
How are we doing that just because it's when you get your regular,
the Wendy's, it's your, your chicken, your spicy chicken,
tomato lettuce or lettuce, tomato bun with some mayho in there.
Are you doing the chicken, then the lettuce, tomato,
and then the chicken on top?
Are you going chicken?
Are we doing this with that chicken?
To me, it reminds me of what the kernel used to have.
the old...
Yeah, the double down.
Yeah.
That took you down.
Except the double down,
that was no bread, right?
It was basically chicken.
Chicken was the bun.
The bun should be.
Low carb,
carnivore diet.
High protein.
Yeah.
Hey, boom.
Love the show,
especially the great clips inbox.
Quick question.
Should we put the bird in the air
from Tyler?
I don't think there's ever a time
not to put the bird in the air.
I think it's always,
especially out of a day like today.
right like good is it the shits back there oh yeah it's not great it's me long it's freaking
may long you know it is yeah you got your RV rented and you're ready to hit the mountains
and the lakes and it's going to be great yeah finally get out of the house because what's
been great reported snow on the highway south of the city this morning it was it was snowing here
yeah i took a quick video to send to my uh the woman that i was not living here right now um
sitting here this morning and because you know what it's like when you have somebody on your
that's big into camping.
So the trailer shows up on Monday or Tuesday.
And we're loading it full of stuff.
We're jacking her up and we're doing the brown water and we're filling her up and getting
her shined up.
And then I just saw it do the slow, sad you turn at the end of the cul-de-sac and pull out.
Have a great time.
I'm sure this is all worth it.
I hope we have a lot of boost and board games.
Oh, man.
I mean, if you just want to go sit in the rain around a fire,
you can get one of those like fire pots off of Amazon for about 100 bucks
and then just sit in your deck and get soaked and miserable and sit around.
Maybe there's more to it than that.
I'm not sure.
Shocking that we're not big campers.
This is from Alex.
Well, if I could get an RV, I would be.
Yeah.
There you go.
Hey, boomer, a bit of a long shot.
But there was a story you told in the old shore of fall of 2021.
I'm wondering if you would tell it again.
I've been unable to find it.
You can maybe skip reading this part so you don't spoil the story.
If you remember it and decide to tell it,
it involved a new car or truck and a dog that was fed too many hot dogs.
I remember sitting in the library nearly popping a hernia
trying to keep myself from laughing.
Thanks, love the show.
You guys have done a great job improving the format style of the old show.
That's from Alex.
Well, thank you, Alex.
Thanks, Big Al.
Of course I remember the story.
It's, it, I was, I was thinking that I almost need beef to tell it.
But I, out of fear that I, I didn't want to, he'd come on, I don't know which one.
I forget which one.
How was, I was, I was.
So, well, I mean, we'll do the story and then we'll do our way bets.
And we'll get out of here for a long weekend.
But what it was is I was doing back Brandon, mid 90s, doing an on location.
So it's a Saturday from 10 till 10.
to join us at McMunton Yates Building Center
where we're doing whatever,
whatever the deal is, boy, have we got a deal for you?
Come on down and see us, would you?
It'd be great to see it.
We're open till five.
We're here live, two and two, too.
I'll be great to see it live.
And as you do, when you have these sorts of events,
you blow the doors right out.
You've got balloons for the kids.
You've got the radio playing outside.
You've got your picnic tables, especially at McMuny,
You got your nice picnic tables all set up.
And you're going to have a little barbecue.
Maybe, you know, throw a couple bucks towards charity, a little charity endeavor, this sort of thing.
So I'm doing the on location, which these things stink.
You sit there for four hours and you talk, and they don't want you to talk for very long.
60 second cut-ins three times an hour.
That's it.
And don't go too long.
So three minutes an hour, you're doing something.
the other, I believe, 57 minutes,
you're just sitting and waiting
and listening to today's best light rock
on KX90 sticks.
So guys are coming in
and a couple of my buddies and beef
show up at McMunn and Yates.
They're just, they're all doing nothing, of course,
because they got no lives.
So they saw, ah, how's it going?
That's flies, hey?
I think I saw a tumbleweed blow through.
There's fucking nobody here.
This is terrible.
I don't know.
I know how you guys do this.
It's terrible.
But there's a barbecue, so we're going to have a bite to eat.
So you throw the loonies in the thing, I'll have a couple hot dogs, and we're standing
away because we don't want to talk bad in front of everybody, so we'll rip everybody
at distance.
And there's a vehicle there.
It's a truck.
And I don't remember if it was necessarily new, but there was a vehicle there
is a truck.
And there's a dog sitting in the passenger seat.
Windows cracked.
And beef's whole thing, it's funny because beef never like dogs,
but now he has two dogs and loves dogs more than anything in his life.
So anyway, his whole thing, ah, here boy, here, boy.
Oh, he's a good boy.
Oh, here, boy.
So we're standing there.
And he, oh, you're a hungry boy, aren't you boy?
Oh, he's a boy.
You'd love a hot dog.
Wouldn't you?
Oh, you should.
Oh, yeah, I'll go get you a hot dog.
So he goes and gets a hot dog and brings it back over.
I don't know who the guys, I don't know who owns the truck.
I don't know who owns the dog,
the beef's going to give
a rover a dog.
And here's the thing about dogs.
You may not know this, Rhett, not being a dog owner.
They can have sensitive stomachs.
If they drink too much water too fast,
they'll barf it up.
They'll sometimes if their stomach isn't right,
they'll eat grass so that they barf it up.
And if something is too hot,
they will barf it up.
So beef gets a hot dog right off the grill.
Oh, here, boy.
Oh, you're very happy.
I put some ketchup on there.
Oh, you're very happy with the mustard.
And he kind of like slides it through the frigging truck.
Oh, yeah, you like it.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Hey, boy.
Oh, you're very happy.
Yeah, you love hot dogs.
So he eats this thing.
It's gone.
Two seconds.
It's gone.
So now, and then we kind of start talking about something else.
I'll take the glasses off so you can appreciate it.
So what's going on?
Are we going to the unwinder tonight?
What are we doing?
Where are we going?
This sort of thing.
And then we glance over,
this is maybe a minute later,
look back to see how Rover's doing.
And Rover is standing in the passenger seat looking at us just.
And Rover unloads the hot dog and whatever else was in Rover's belly,
some kibble, some, you know, some foam, some water.
on the dashboard, the windshield, the door, the window, the seat.
I mean, got down in the defrost, Ben.
Oh, man, it was, you couldn't have done it better if you were trying to hit everything in the vehicle, just, blah!
Like everywhere.
And it's like, oh, we better go.
I see you, see it, Dana.
We got to get, we got to get the phone out of here.
Oh, we're out of here.
I'm like, I'm stuck here till.
Two.
Like, shit.
So now I'm sitting, so they bugger off.
Poor Rovers just, he's having a tough time.
He's going to be okay is how this story ends.
That's all you need to know.
But now I'm sitting on the picnic table.
Whose dog is this?
So every time somebody comes out of the, the doors of McBunny Yates, I'm doing the.
Okay, it wasn't him.
No, it wasn't him.
Oh, shit.
well it's just totally it's got to be this person no not him so eventually
dude comes out and it's exactly what you would think imagine if you you're on a saturday
you swung by the old mcmun and yates you know the the hardware store you probably you've got
your bag and nails maybe you bought some new drill bits for yourself found something on sale you're
very happy you get to your truck you open the driver's door and you look in and there's rover you left the
window down for him because you're a good, you're a respectful dog owner.
And he just kind of stops and stares at Rover for it felt like forever.
And then he just, you see like, it was kind of like, like stall in the penalty box after
the frigging goal went in.
He doesn't know that beef gave him a hot dog.
He just thinks his dog got sick.
So he puts his stuff in.
The box of the truck hops in and drives away.
It was one of the more amazing things I've ever seen.
Because we saw it as it happened.
Sometimes you'll see it afterwards.
It's like, oh, geez, he threw up.
But we saw the, you're in trouble, aren't you?
Whang.
Projectile.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I just saw, I had to just burn the truck.
just drive to the dump or something.
Here's the key.
Ten bucks,
OBO.
It's like,
it's like Seinfeld,
who was it?
George had the smell in the car
or Jerry bought it?
Who is it?
Shit,
whose car was it?
It was the actor.
Wasn't that his car?
The,
the,
Voight?
Angelana.
Yeah, John Voight.
It was John Voight's,
uh,
was it the convertible?
Anyway.
So there you go.
That's the,
uh,
that's the story.
Did Seinfeld do a movie?
recently.
Yeah, it's on Netflix.
It's, uh, we know how he loves his cereal.
It's the Kellogg's post versus post the Pop-Tart thing.
A lot of comedians in it, there's, it seems like there's some funny moments,
but all the reviews seem to be, uh, no good.
But what have I got to do?
I'll watch it.
It's a lot.
That's all you need.
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There's my Commodore.
Good to see, Comey checking in. Pinder at the Super 8 in Strathmore.
Comey, not ideal.
Nade's a left.
He buzzed him yesterday.
I'm on the highway.
I'm like, I'll call some people.
I got a half hour to kill whatever.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
Left him a message.
He calls me back today.
I'm like, buddy, it's not good.
I'm stranded.
It's raining.
I've got to get a tire from Calgary sent to Strathmore so I can get back to Calgary.
Kids are on a PD day.
It's a bleeping nightmare.
My wife's going to pick the day off work.
No good.
Skated.
three.
Can I ask, boom, is this how you would have operated?
Just me and you?
No, I would, I would have put the spare tire on and drove back down.
Yeah.
Like, it's not like you're going to Winnipeg.
That's what the, that's what these spare tires are for is so that you're not stranded and then waiting all day for someone to bring you a friggin tire.
And it's kind of like the, the rule, the NHL rule book, right?
Where, yeah, that's.
Yeah.
Cool.
So we go for 55.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to be fine.
Don't do 120.
for very long,
but you're going to be able
to get to where you need to go.
That's what they're poor.
In almost the same amount of time.
It is what they're for.
Okay.
Because otherwise, if you didn't have a spare tire,
you would have to wait for someone
to bring you a tire and a rim
that fits the vehicle.
Yeah.
It's a specific vehicle that you have.
God knows how long that would take.
Yeah.
Could take all day.
All day.
And chances are,
It's not going to happen when you're in your driveway at home, right?
You're going to be out somewhere.
Yes.
Stranded sort of.
But maybe this guy plays chestnut checkers, and he's thinking, I can get this stupid gig done and head over to the brewery reconvened with some of my buddies.
Dave, I'm not going to be able to make that 3 p.m. ice time.
Darned tires today.
if only I had Cal Tire on board, this would never happen.
100% that.
I need Cal Pro Plus right now.
You do need California.
Oh, about four hours.
The other thing is like, okay,
how am I going to do the show of?
I'm driving 50 on the way back in for an hour and a half.
We would have survived without you.
I know,
but you know how it is.
You'd rather contribute than be a friggin detriment.
No, I think it would be great.
I could do it in the room.
So, okay, question.
So you've got a Jack.
Is that the actual photos of the vehicle?
That's correct.
So who did that for you?
Because that's not the car.
Well, I called immediately.
I come out in the tire,
so I'm like, bleep because I had an inkling this was happening yesterday.
I got the low pressure alert.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's a problem for another day, like an idiot.
And sure enough, this morning, it was a problem for today.
So I'm like, okay, is there a spare?
Yes, there is.
I'm looking at it.
That's not ideal.
It's now getting late.
I'm not going to be able to get home in time.
I gotta get all the way to the studio.
It's piss poor weather.
It's raining and wet.
I'm like,
do I really want to go on wet highways on a tiny little spare?
So who did this for you?
So I call Sterling.
I'm like, hey, this is, you know, from origin.
I'm like, I'm in Strathmore.
What's the move here?
He's like, I got a tire guy.
I'll send him over.
And did the tire guy say, so do you want me to put the spare on?
Yeah.
And I said, no, I'm not going to drive the spare for 80 clicks.
Sorry.
So just what's the deal?
here. So he's taking the rim, he's
fitting a tire for it, away we go.
And did he then say to you,
well, how come? That's why
that's what spare tires do.
Every vehicle has a spare tire.
I'd like a real spare tire, not one of these
little golf cart ones,
the rubber donuts. It'd be fine.
People drive them forever. I probably
would have been fine, but... I appreciate
you sacrifice. I have to get the tire
anyway. I mean...
Thank you, KQ.
Q. KQ, I drove back from Winnipeg on a spare. It's kind of what they're for so that you aren't
stranded. Yeah. And you can put this, you can put this, you can put this tire on and then get to
where you need to go. Big yellow writing. Do not exceed 50 kilometers an hour. I know. Yeah,
don't drink more than a dozen beer too. Yeah. Well, hey, what a start to the long
weekend. Yeah, now the rest of your weekend is going to be spent sucking up. I'm definitely
in a bit of a deficit to start. You're kind of behind, yeah. It feels like you,
you let in three or four in the first couple minutes. Yeah, and I got aunties helping out.
I call my sister. It's like, I owe favors all over today. This is no bueno. Are we still going
for lunch? Oh, Jack. Yeah, absolutely.
There's a great little place just on Main Street.
Oh, geez.
Oh, Jack.
Oh.
We hadn't gone up for ages.
I'm like, Jack, let's go to lunch tomorrow.
I'll be great.
It's like, yeah, it's awesome.
Can't wait.
And you cleared your schedule.
You told everybody, hey, Jack.
Like, yeah, I know.
Put off his departure to the mountains so he could go for lunch with the epender.
Yeah.
So now, in a way, you've also kind of put Jack's long weekend in the shit.
wife, sister, kids.
I was only, a couple of coaches
can't make it today. Now the coaches are
in the lurch here.
Origin people didn't need to be
bothering them again today about this.
Tire guy. I've got a late checkout.
Wife hates me.
Wake up to a call from him.
Oh.
You're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Enough of you, buddy.
I did that thing again where I can't be
leaving when people are still there.
All good.
Stay to the end.
Add boy, Pinder.
I was sending Jack content for the Pinda report on godly hours.
You are committed.
Dedicated.
I think there's plenty of side roads.
You didn't need to do TransCanada, Stony kind of thing.
You could have turkey trailed your way in.
It was an option.
You know what this feels like?
Yeah.
This feels like one of those things that's going to be around for a while.
It's kind of one of those things we're going to reference on the show.
for a long time.
It feels like that,
sort of that thing.
Like the Fish Creek
naked pregnant photos?
That shit that doesn't go away
and ruins my life.
Yeah, kind of that.
My kids are eight,
so like nine years ago.
Still.
Yeah.
That way bets?
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Pinders and Strathmore
and can't get home on a spare.
I could.
I'm doing the damn show.
Yes.
So if I'm stuck here anyway
doing the damn show
because I wouldn't be back in time.
That's what it sounded like for lunch.
The tire arrives and we're gone.
Hey, Dean,
where you got in that way back?
I got a couple today.
It's Dallas, Colorado.
I think Avves are going to push this to the brink.
Wow.
I think we're going seven.
I think we've,
felt like this was a seven game or all along.
Take that all away.
Regulation win at home for the aves plus
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And Kael McCar, he's been a study
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All right, what do we got here? I like Florida
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They've been better.
The Bruins have hung around
a little longer than we thought,
but I think they get it done here,
no messing about.
Rangers are through.
Time to get to your business.
Business pants on Panthers.
Let's go.
Plus 175 to win by one or more.
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You ever
spend a long weekend in Strathmore, Rhett?
I hear the August long is the one to do it.
That's the rodeo and the birthday at the brewery.
That's the one to do it.
I'm just giving a little test drive of this mail.
Yeah.
So,
Jack,
where were you guys going to go for lunch?
Did you have that nailed down yet?
No,
we didn't get there.
I wanted to go to the garrison.
I've been there in ages.
You don't know that salad you always get there, Dino?
I do, yeah.
The lettuce wedge.
Yeah.
Oh, it's good.
Blue cheese bacon.
Oh, it's not a health thing.
No, God, no.
It's the, it's the, it's not about the crunch of the old iceberg lettuce.
Delicious.
Yeah.
Well, it's a winner.
We did a lot today.
Did a lot.
Yeah.
So much that I owe favors to everyone that I know.
Dinner's still got a lot to do.
I'm looking forward to kicking my feet up.
Right.
You enjoy a good long weekend.
It's not a long weekend for me.
Thanks to you guys.
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Anyone getting frisky this weekend?
Anything?
I'm looking like the under again on that way is the bat.
And no, it aren't nice.
Yeah.
Looking at a very, very low total under.
Yeah.
You and the Carolina hurricanes.
Not a lot going on this weekend.
Quiet weekend.
You thought maybe Saturday would be a big night.
but yeah something happened last night the last 12 hours have really kind of
taking a dip out of your ever since Vancouver scored it's just been a tough run here
all right everybody enjoy the long weekend be good to yourself be safe out there have a great time
and we'll all be back here we're taking Monday for the long weekend we'll all be back on
Tuesday I'll see you buddies
