Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Shooting The Shit | FN Barn Burner - August 19th, 2025
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Hi, my buddies.
A long time no see you're here.
What's, what's happening?
Is it bright in your studio, your new studio at home?
Are you in Manitoba?
Where are you?
Are you at Dregor's house?
I am not in Manitoba.
I'm leaning into the boomer doesn't leave his basement.
It's an okay summer for that.
You're not missing a lot of great weather.
Does it not feel like the weather's finally here and it's going to end like tomorrow?
I think we're going to get a great September, but that's the eternal optimist in me because
was it?
25 degrees yesterday.
That was 25.
Got nice for a bit there.
Apparently the weekend was lovely.
Good to hear that.
Yeah, yeah, real nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is it ending?
28 today.
Wow.
28 today.
What do you guys want to do?
Well, I don't think we should sit in a basement when it's 28 because soon we go and then full on commit to your basement plant.
Do you guys want to go pick some raspberries or, uh, no, I don't like E.
whole lot. Go digging for
crayfish? I think I'll drive
to Forest Lawn and fight Glenmore traffic
both ways for my kids' goalie
university. Nice. Yeah, yeah.
That's why you want to spend that time. A lot of comments
on that lately. The rinks are open
Dean and the people are
in them and
the, again, tight
sphincters are starting to show.
Already? It's August 19th. How can
sphincters already be tight? Well, you're just
seeing these other kids. How's, how's junior going to
line up and how this coach likes that guy.
I don't know. You know, any new board member
there and yeah. Yeah. People have nothing to do so they just
wind about things that are fun.
Does that sound familiar, Red?
It's sad I've aged out of that whole thing.
Are you? Yeah, I wish I could go back. I miss those.
If you want, I can, hey, you don't make sure you'll love it
because it'll be gone before you know it.
Really?
You don't miss that.
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Charity it is.
I guess that's fine.
Yeah, I just looked at that weather app.
So nice today.
And then, hmm.
Okay.
Really?
Not that it's going to be a nice.
I got a rodeo to get to this weekend.
Oh, really?
Tell us more.
It's a small town rodeo, right?
As many are. Any other details?
I don't have a lot of, no.
Good.
It's in Millarville.
Do you know what?
Yeah, I was going to say, do you know what province start there?
No, no.
It's not, yeah, just south town there.
Are you going to go to the market?
I haven't been to the Millerville market yet this year.
That is probably a record for me.
That's a move.
This weather.
You're not going to be too hot walking around the market the rest of the week.
Perfect.
But the market's only open on the weekend.
Is it a weekend market?
Yeah.
I don't be a wonderful.
day market. I don't know. Is it? It might be one there. I feel like it's Saturday Sunday.
But there again, I'm out of the loop. I'm out of the old Millerville loop apparently. You're in the
basement, so it's tough to know. Well, do they, do these garbage people, the recycling, well,
it's not recycling. It's the composting. Do they pick up the bags of stuff if you just
stead it out there. I've often wondered
that because you have, you can get the, the bags
for your leaves and stuff. Are you supposed to do. Yeah, I got nine
of them sitting on the nine. Nine. Nine. Nine.
Nine. That's, uh, that's a lot of
trimmings. We were scrubbing and shrubbing and
cut manscaping. Did you finally get out of it?
That's back shoulders.
Brian. Get one of those hazmat stickers to the bag.
That's more manageable. Yeah. I mean, good for you. You knew it was going to be a
big job when you finally got around to it.
So good on you for finally digging in.
Well, thank you. It says here in the comments
that they do, so I'm glad.
Great. So they get out of the rig
and actually handbom it? I'll tell you
what. And I'm not taking it. It's
not a slight. It's just different
things happen in different places.
Correct. And the below
New York, Buffalo.
Yeah. You could throw whatever
the F you wanted besides your
garbage bin. They'll pick it up. And they're picking
that shit up. So Jack, we just need to get the old
table from the set to Buffalo.
You could literally throw it out your window and they're
going to grab that shit and throw it in the back.
Thank you very much.
That's what it was like in a little small town
Manitoba. They had one guy driving the rig
and then a couple hanging off the back.
Oh, yeah. Blastin tunes.
Shooting guns at the kids and their moms.
You're a good gig.
Yeah? Oh, yeah. Okay.
Except for all the dead bodies.
Yeah.
Especially in small.
all time,
Matatoba.
They start leaking and stuff.
Yeah,
it's going to get
all squashed in there.
Bring out your dad.
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and get into opening statements
for McLeod Law.
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Yeah.
But great partners.
Great partners of the program.
We are right in the teeth of,
you know what's also tough right now
is trying to navigate schedules
for your fantasy football drafts
because everybody has about six of them.
Nope.
And then trying to get them all done
because I just saw you put the,
the sonar out this morning about our
media one.
And already it's, well, I've got another one
for Monday, but
who the hell is that?
The biggest human.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We should live stream it.
Do you think we could pull that off, Jack,
with all the technology?
We could just get everybody on
on the software and then
also on the draft software.
I'd come in the studio and BS about a league.
No one cares about. I'm sure that would do huge.
I think we could pull that off.
People love hearing about it.
about other people's fantasy leagues.
That's one thing.
It is.
Yeah.
Like,
that's Evergreen.
I think the hard part
is coordinating everyone.
Yeah,
it's tough.
You know what,
though?
I think a lot of people,
they like the mock drafts.
They like seeing what people are doing,
where they're taking guys,
where they're taking them.
That's true.
There's never a scheduling conflict for him
because he just rolls on cruise control,
autopilot auto draft.
And if he's good,
he takes the credit and he sucks.
Well,
that's AI's false.
He puts all the bills into the queue.
a little bill that he can find
What would that order look like?
I didn't want them in their last game.
Well, I think that they were trying.
Yeah.
They weren't even trying to happen though.
You know, you want Allen round one,
James Cook round two.
You could get some bills.
Yeah.
Then you need Ray Davis.
A handcuff for your cook.
I want a handcuff there.
I got to get the tight end.
He's going to have a big gear.
Knox.
And,
jincade.
He was trash last year.
He was trash.
I was not happy.
I think he,
yeah,
he let them down big time,
actually.
Who are they,
who's their big receiving threat?
Do they have one or is it by this by committee thing that they're rolling?
They didn't have one last year.
They still threw the ball all over the field.
So.
Shakir,
Coleman.
Yeah.
Like that's,
Coleman's supposed to be good.
It's,
it seems like an elite quarterback in a great run game and a bunch of guys that
can catch the ball.
Did they ever find out what happened there with Diggs?
Why was he so pissy?
Because he's a wide receiver.
He's a pretty Madonna and he's already on another team.
Enjoy New England.
Yeah.
Jack, how many fantasy leagues?
This is us talking about fantasy leagues.
Yeah.
I think I'm in five now.
Oh.
Whoa.
I know.
I've had a hard two policy for a decade,
but Jack invited me into this guillotine league.
So every week the lowest scoring.
team gets eliminated. You don't have wins or losses.
It just cuts one. And then their entire roster
goes on the waiver wire. That just sounded too crazy.
I couldn't not join. On Sleeper, yeah.
You guys won in another league?
Yeah. You in? Yes.
It's hard, though. I don't know how, truly, because
I mean, I'm stupid.
You won three times. I don't know that stupid's the right
word for you in fantasy. But I'm not in many.
I was in three last year.
Three? Yeah.
Four. I was in four last
year and ultimately one of them or two they're going to suffer yeah it's like well because by the by the time
you're in four or five or three you've got every player in the league have you got Josh Allen
jalen hurts yep Mahomes yeah you've got all the quarterbacks all you don't know what they're
like oh sweet that's that's that's a touch every oh but that's against my defense in the other league and
my kicker in the other league doesn't get the two no nice I don't know yeah yes what fuck
that's how every touchdown yeah yeah it's not nice
deal that's why you go in one and you focus on it and you give it your best effort like i do that's
right correct you narrowly avoided last place i would say i got screwed over by my first round pick
you want to talk it no we should talk about it i like it was it a mcalfrey i've had him twice on
my team and he's cost to be dearly both seasons you've had him at the worst of times yes
christian mcalfre years christian mcalfre's not been like superman three the last five
I think Rets had them all of those years.
And prior to that, if you had Christian McCaffrey, any of those other years.
Yeah.
Congrats on your championship.
The rest of us, I guess we'll go through with the rest of the draft,
but there's really no point in doing it.
Well, we're playing for second place money.
That's fine.
Oh, sorry, bud.
Sorry, Redd.
You know what this year, it sounds like he's healthy.
So if you wanted to, uh,
I wouldn't take him if they gave him to me in the 10th round.
Oh, dear.
Some value there.
I have morals, Dean, morals.
And if he's going to deliberately screw me over,
I'm done with you, buddy.
Yeah.
Run bus is full.
It's a famous run.
I'm all set.
Lots of running backs to choose from.
Cook.
Got a new deal.
He did get a new deal.
Got paid.
Do you see what's happening with Brian Robinson,
Jr.?
It's probably like three years in the league.
He was shot after getting drafted.
It's some crazy carjacking or something.
Miraciously recovered and played that year has been great.
And now they're like, yeah, we might just cut or trade this guy.
Is that his rookie deal?
It's not like 30.
Get him out of here.
What's going on?
Bad attitude.
Oh, I thought that was a great attitude.
Gunshot didn't even slow him down.
Maybe it was in a gunshot area hanging out.
Had some gunshotty friends.
Doing some community work at the old folks home, picking up groceries for all the old
hens and gets shot for his efforts.
Still didn't miss the season.
Didn't Ricky Pierce all get shot?
Yes.
He was in a, there was a shoplifting going on that he got.
caught in in San Francisco.
And didn't Plaxico Burris shoot himself?
I believe so.
Had a gun in the sweatpants in the bar?
Is that what it was? Yeah, gun in the bar.
Jack, you're the Steelers guy. Was that Placico?
Yes, that was the gun in the bar?
Was he a giant?
That's the point I'm trying to remember.
I told him over and over, if you're going to the bar,
no sweatpants when you don't take your guns to town.
Dude, when you're wearing your sweatpants with a gun in them in the bar,
leave the safety on. These are the rules.
Hello?
Can I get gin and tonic?
That'll be a 650.
I think I got some change here.
Oh!
And who is the one that has the fireworks injury?
Jason Pierre Paul.
He's got a few less injuries.
But there's another guy.
Nausee Harris.
This year.
Naji Harris has one eye.
What the fuck are we doing?
Phyllis.
Which is great news for the charges because he was just going to bog up that running
back chart before the better rookie
gets in there. Now the rookie just gets to start.
Where we go?
To be fair.
Everybody wants to have a good time, Fourth of July.
Mm-hmm.
You know that Naji was like,
this is not going to sound very good when people hear
about this. Back it up,
Najee. Back it up, Najee.
Didn't that Pierre Paul try to keep it
under wraps for like? Yeah, it's like you
blew one of your fingers off, dude.
Actually, coach it's two.
How are you going to hide that? Like 10 sacks.
I was impressed.
Yeah.
Just three strong fingers.
He had that big thing going.
Yeah.
He had the club.
That's right.
Yeah.
Good for you.
JPP.
Feel bad.
You know,
we always say boys are stupid.
I wonder if it just kind of continues.
Well,
once that age development thing,
like 24,
25 before the-
they say 25.
Yeah.
JPP might have been right around that threshold.
Just a little bit of a late bloomer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
I'm looking forward to it.
You know what,
Jack,
I'm trying to figure out
what your Steelers are going to be.
what's what's metcalf what's what what are these guys going to do i tell you he's going to have great years
that george pickts that press got the i don't know i think they'll use their tight ends a lot
fire mith and smith sounds exciting that does sound exciting like big dumb white guys will crawl over
the middle another seven yards for john who smith okay buckle up get your popcorn uh we actually have
some Steelers content in the Pinder Report.
Doing you. Because, you know,
this video games is so realistic. It's basically AI.
There's some projections of the Steelers.
We can actually roll them now if you want, Jack.
I don't know. I mean, that's fine.
Right in it. It seems. Yeah.
It's on the Pender Report as well.
I've got a lot of other things I'd really
like to sink my teeth into. Let's go to the Pindroport,
Dean. I hate to jump the queue,
but.
Do you buy?
You paid the extra money to get Madden for the extra week, right?
I paid the, yeah, no, I think the full game's out now.
I paid an extra $40 to get a,
a week early. So does the game get worse or is it just the same game?
I think it gets better when it officially releases. So you paid more for the worst version for
week. Okay. Good. Good. Um, now what are they? We've got some Steelers highlight. So yeah, they've
introduced like a half time show and it's narrated by, uh, the Red Zone guy. What's his name?
Oh, Scott Hansen. Madden. They have like a half time show during the game. I see. And Scott Hanson's like,
wow, those are shards, shards, Jim. So here's a hot here's.
highlight tape from just watch right yeah we'll see it's got the new guy in town right so this is
Aaron Rogers clearly sprinting hurtling a defense oh why okay and look a defensive guys gave him a push
can't catch him yeah through oh yeah and very realistic yeah and then this is a different game
rogers is to the house which he loves running the ball right jack and then he just rips a backflip
with a twist I'm tired and anyway the game's so realistic
If that's not vintage Rogers, I don't know what is.
Rushing touchdown, then the backflip with the half twist.
And then the dog, jib,
Gip, and then it's like, ooh.
Give me a great year, Jack.
That is.
Unreal year.
We're going to see that.
God, really.
Even more medical.
Miracles.
Yeah.
Just, well, if anyone's on it, it's him, you know that.
When do you start, Red?
When's your back flip into the studio?
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
So that, I mean, that's good.
Glad you got there.
So that's good.
I also have the projected win total because Rogers is such a beast,
which, uh, from our friends at three six years.
From Jack or from actually someone.
No, no, the unbiased books.
You know me.
I wouldn't go to the emotional.
I don't even need to pull it up.
Everyone knows what it is.
Well, what is it?
It's eight and a half.
It's projected for eight wins.
The over's minus 110.
The enders minus 110.
They call that higher and lower because all the wide range markets they offer at that
365 wonderful stuff.
That the Tomlin.
Anyway,
they'll be able to draft their next.
Well,
they'll probably sign another veteran next summer after fishing in the middle of the back.
Maybe Anthony Richards could be their quarterback next year.
You know what?
I mean,
not to get it.
It's funny,
man.
We talk about the NFL.
So,
oh,
the league's got to do this.
My kid a year ago.
Mm-hmm.
As a 19 year old or whatever,
he was always like,
So with Red Zone and stuff, like, how do you, how do you know all the players and how do you get into us?
I don't know.
I watched a bit as a kid, then I kind of got away from it.
And then I don't know when it was.
I got into a fantasy football.
And then, of course, you know, little betting.
You got your bet 365 app.
I said, it just kind of happens.
A year ago, he was asking me how, why I don't get it.
Got into two fantasy football pools last year.
He's ahead now, isn't he?
Now he's like, so this O'Mary and.
guy with the Chargers. He's the real deal, right? So, but what about nausea? Is he going to be okay?
Because he's injured. So, uh, who's the handcuff for, uh, for Sequin? Is that, uh,
because Kenny Gainwell's gone now. It's like, holy shit. It's like that, that didn't take long.
Yeah. Amazing. You can't, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. They've tried the court
surfing and the in game live looks in the NHL, but all the Sunday slate, the time of year, you always
know when the games are. Waivers on a certain day. You get a little Thursday night
taster. Monday night is the dessert. It's the most amazing schedule. You just,
you already know what all the games are. I know all the games. Now, you're going to a game,
right? You've already picked your weekend? I think they have a, the Remembrance Day,
the public board education has turned into a little holiday there. So we're going to go to
LA for a bit. But the Chargers play, the Kings play. And I definitely, if I'm there, I got to see
the charge plus they're playing the stealers so maybe throw jack in my in my overhead luggage and
yeah throw them in the over the compartment carry on jack you got to go to that game jack go to the game
pender'll take you yeah let's go flush you just you saw traipsing around europe he can afford a
say you you come over and help my wife weed the garden or something you're in deal yeah no sweat
i think it's nice that you always kind of coordinate your time off around kid hot kid in school like
What a great dad you are.
Yeah, by me, you mean the COO of the family.
Because then eventually it's like, okay, that's when the kids are off?
When are the kids not off?
Because then that's when I want to get out of town.
So they've got full on like exams and school.
Okay, well then we can fly out on the Tuesday.
Come up with activities for a week in November or, yeah, we'll go somewhere.
Yeah.
How about you, Rhett?
Buffalo Bound, pick the game.
Might go to Pittsburgh.
With Jack.
Go weed rats lawn.
November, Jack?
November,
that's for guys.
Look at Jack.
Getting out of town.
What a minute for us.
You are, Jack.
On all of us.
Moving around.
So I'm going to two games.
Men,
maybe three.
I'm working on it.
What's another?
You got another one.
Can't talk about Top Secret.
Can't talk about it.
Right.
Partially because we don't know anything about it.
Because we're too organized.
Yeah.
Sounds like us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see our old pal.
Old friend Milan Luchich got a deal today, kind of.
Well, I saw it was, yeah, it's.
It's PTO season.
You call those a deal?
Well, I mean, he has somebody to go and a team to try to make,
and he didn't have that yesterday.
And I think it officially on this Tuesday, August 19th,
I'm ready to proclaim, we are now into PTO season, fellas.
So if you don't have a job, you better start showing up for free to try to earn a contract.
and Milan, who obviously had some legal issues that have passed,
is trying to get back on track here.
He ain't young, but he's still big.
That's the scouting report.
Last played an NHL game October 21st, 2020, 23.
And it probably, I don't know if you mentioned,
did you mention what team he assigned it with?
It's the blues right at the top of your screen.
Assized it was boss.
Bulls.
In case you're not watching, and you might just pass.
Yeah, yeah, fair.
That's the San Los Blas going on the PTO route for Milan.
Yeah.
Now, for those of you also, just listening,
Rhett had kind of a, uh,
I roll, smirk.
What'd you have there?
What would you call that?
Are you skeptical or you?
Did you, was it a furrowed brow?
Did you have a furrowed brow?
Did you have a furrowed brow?
I guess.
Out of the dot, trying, I guess.
Were they a Milan away from getting past the Winnipeg Jets?
Well, that's, yeah, like, is this?
No, I do wonder who their 13th forward is, though.
That would be what you're fighting for, right?
Who's their 13th forward?
Can you better be better than that guy?
Then you can stay in the league.
If you can't, then you probably have to hang them up.
Well, good luck, Luch.
Yeah.
Crush it.
But there again, if he, depending on who he, if he beats someone for a job,
who's he beat out?
And then maybe you feel sad for that person.
Wow.
Is that person a young person that could go into something more?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or is the Trelemite.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, I mean, I feel like you've taken between the Aaron Rogers backflips and
Luchich PTO, you've really taken the.
See, buddy.
The meat out of your Pinder report.
I can't imagine there's much left.
Uh, we do.
And we also mention that.
Yeah.
We got some local.
Hey, look, we got a big football game on the weekend.
Let's not screw around here.
Shit.
Yeah.
Like, I'm talking the best in the West.
Corey Mace, all fat and sassy.
Well, at least he's, they got their butts kick last time.
This would be, and I don't think Sask has a lot of touchdown in like eight quarters.
This, this is a mammoth game at McMahon coming up on the weekend.
Saturday?
Yeah.
Are you boot you for tickets or are you going to text me Saturday morning?
What's the plan here?
I said I was going to Malarville, but maybe I have to re, I got to reassess my life.
Yeah.
What I'm up to here?
Like goodness.
Well, what time, you can go to Millarville and be, oh, you're going for the rodeo, that's right.
The rodeo.
You could go and get your, you could go and get some sausage and peaches and buns and be back in time for the football game.
I can't peaches.
It's a five o'clock kickoff.
I knew you can your own tomatoes.
It's the rodeo.
I did peaches too.
I could do tomatoes, peaches.
Considering carrots just for you, do.
Pickled?
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh.
I tried doing like sour pickles one time.
Not great.
Botulism or just not good?
They started to stink.
Oh, yeah.
Because like you just put them in the,
you put them in a,
in a like a barrel type of a thing and you,
don't worry about it.
Because then it starts getting all milky in there.
It's like, no, that it's working.
It's cloudy.
That's what it's supposed to be cloudy and milky in there.
That's good.
They're doing what they should be.
Bill and Alam in there.
Where we go?
It kind of smells,
those. It's supposed to smell. Don't worry
about it. Don't worry about it.
Sour, come on.
Like the neighbors are now calling,
wondering what the smell is coming out of our
basement. They really can show up.
Do you have a dead body in your basement? That's right.
Are there still, there's how many? We need a head count
before, okay, for, all right, well, all right.
Also, I'm going to send this to Dean and see what you know.
Sorry, I'm interrupting, but I want it.
I want its input on this photo.
Thanks, Rhett.
So, right, you're the rodeo riders, stamps, the market, this is tough.
Everything on one day.
I need a music bed for like, yeah.
Just for like downtime.
I had one.
All right, I'm back.
Go fuck yourself.
That's wrong, but there's this time and a place for that.
Sorry guys.
Rhett, go ahead.
Tactical difficulty.
I don't know what I'm going ahead with.
I sent you a photo.
I'm wondering if you know what it is.
Is canned tomatoes?
That looks now if it looks like an Italian sort of dish,
it looks like a soup.
It's a soup.
It's a tomato based soup with,
it looks like some dill on the top.
What do you put dill in the deep?
Some cheese of some cheese.
Really?
It's cream.
Okay.
Cream, is it a bisque?
Are we going for a bisque of some sort?
Did you make it?
My mom, I did.
Your mom made borsh.
Oh, I haven't outborshed in a long time.
There's no reason the worst is out of this world.
Is that a cold soup, Brett, the borses?
Oh, God damn it, there's no such thing as cold soup.
That's cold.
People call.
It shouldn't be good.
It's beets.
It's beet soup.
It has no.
business being good. It's so good.
Okay. Where do you get off, Borscht, being so damn good? You'd love it, Pender.
I'd tell you. I've had Borscht, not a lot, but I'm pretty open to everything.
Yeah. I'm going to bring in my mom's borsh, blow your brains away. Just phenomenal stuff.
Borscht brain blowout. I'm not for it. Yeah. Jackie Borske.
I've never had it.
RETT.
Come on. The kids, the youth.
Are you dipping?
Are you getting some toast and putting some butter,
melted butter and dipping?
Oh, shut.
Crackers?
Are we putting crackers?
I don't usually put crackers because mom puts some stewing beef in there
and put the potatoes.
Oh, cream, lots of dough.
I got to have heavy dill and pepper.
Yeah.
And I got beats growing in the backyard here, Dean.
If you need beats, I got all kinds of beats.
You need some beats?
I got beats.
You got beats to beat the band?
You got the beats next to the Indicca?
What's the story here?
Money beats?
Plenty carrots, plenty of tomatoes.
We're going to do some canning.
That's right.
Here we go.
I was looking for my sad music.
I'm sure I have it in here somewhere because yesterday.
Tough one.
Oh.
Did you step on a nail?
That was a few weeks ago.
Another tennis shot?
I was out and about and I figured, you know what, before I head home, I've done my, my errands.
Before I head home, I am in the, I'm kind of in the neighborhood.
I'm going to go and grab myself a sandwich.
I'm going to go by the Italian center.
I'm going to grab myself a big pinino.
Oh, baby.
You know what?
I'm just going to eat it right in the truck.
Oh, yeah, I get it all the crust.
I'm going to get a lemonade.
I'm going to get my sandwich,
maybe a cinnamon bun or a,
some kind of a little, uh,
don't limit yourself.
Yeah.
Explore the room.
They were out of sandwiches.
What?
It's my fault.
It was 1.30 p.m.
Oh, you went late.
They, they recycle,
but they're a hot ticket item and it's happened before.
Really?
I've never missed out on a sandwich.
Can't you just go right to the other part of the store?
well i did but they don't want they didn't have those right so i went with like uh not as good calabrazy uh roundy
roundy deal very good but not the same and i was sad yeah
no i'm sorry about that where's your sad bed sorry about that too i have no idea
it just fucking sucks sucks sad a before you son
Violin?
Scoop it everywhere, Ryan.
I don't put my pants last night.
I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again.
Boy, there's a lot that.
Slapshot.
That's what that one was.
There's a tone there that all these,
not a lot of uplifting drops in here, are there?
Not really.
I had to all,
Eddie.
I hope that goddamn head was in it.
Where would my sad bed be, guys?
Don't know, but the Pinder report.
Some fat sweat hog from the audience is in the ring.
Sweat hog, not S.
Yeah, close.
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What's happening at your house?
They are visiting an awful lot.
You know what?
He left for like, what, two years and basically hit the lights on the way out.
I cannot imagine the damage done.
It's just a house.
Yeah.
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What's going on?
The pipe bullshit?
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You don't want it.
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Or maybe you're a home builder.
You're looking for a high volume pro with mechanical subcontractors.
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It's got rocks in it.
Not in coming, no.
But I have an infrared bed
in a P-E-M-F mat
and also the Pulsetto.
Do you want to see the Pulsetto
goes around your neck for your Vegas nerve?
Yeah.
There's a lot of words.
So many words there.
A salad, some might say.
Okay.
Crystal Waters, plumbing, and heating.
Do you get a new barbecue route
or did you get a clean?
I've done neither, Jack.
Boy, I would have put good money down that neither had been a, yeah.
Yeah, I actually was checking 365 this morning.
It was minus 800.
He done nothing and long shots that he'd either cleaned it or bought a new one.
Yeah, they didn't even offer the nothing.
No, it was just healed.
Yeah.
Non did something about it was paying huge.
Have you been using it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So it's a little too much oregano on the chicken yesterday.
burn it.
When are you starting to ship her kids out?
That's got to be coming up soon.
Really quick.
Yeah.
How's Mama-bear feeling about that?
Not good.
I think that Mama's trying to intervene
and maybe perhaps put up a kibosh if she could.
But we should, you know.
Switch sports, get a bit of the darts or something
where you can stay close to home.
You can find in life.
It could end up like us.
Well, talk about winners.
I mean, it's good to have goals and to set the bar high,
but you don't want to set the kid up for disappointment.
Yeah.
You don't want that at all.
Well, I feel like it's time for the Pinder report.
Let's do it, boys.
Yeah, Pinder Report.
You think we're having a tough time.
Imagine the writers at Flames Nation, Dean.
Cool.
I can't imagine.
Can't imagine.
Time for the Pinda Report.
A presentation of Village Honda.
They're not struggling.
I was up there yesterday.
Of course you were.
In and out?
Yeah?
Brilliant.
oil change.
They're humming along.
Nice.
Friendly staff.
Now coming up on the, it's a busy weekend.
Because this weekend is the 23rd.
It's the fifth annual Honda and Accura show and shine.
They've got awards for the best in show, best modified, best classic people's choice, best off make.
Now maybe time is a little type, maybe to register and get your vehicle in, but maybe not.
Go to villagehonda.com and find out.
But even better if that's, just swing by, slide by the lot.
On your way to the stamp scheme.
Just show off your whip, then start tailgating with Greg and watch the Stans meet the riders.
Sounds good.
Be part of the fun.
Be part of the fun at the Accura, the Haunted, Show and Shine at Village Honda coming up on the 23rd, which I believe is this weekend.
Yes, that's Game Day, baby.
So while we try to talk about non-events and pretend they even matter that we actually have summer news,
the writers actually have to put words together in coherent sentences,
Ryan Pike carrying a heavy load over at Flames Nation.ca.
We are counting down the top 20 prospects in the Flames organization.
We're all the way up to nine where the UMass product I had our SUNY of checks in.
Score a lot of goals last year.
Should be a full-time member of the Wranglers this year.
And someone that can shoot the puck.
Scores a lot of goals.
We like that.
Flamesnation.ca taking care of you.
Yeah, mailbag too.
So good.
I'm going to dive into Pike's bag right there.
He's got all kinds of questions and answers.
Stay as clear of Pike's bag as possible.
Okay.
We told you Malin Luchich got a deal this morning,
a PTO with St. Louis.
Once.
Also, not really a deal.
You're calling it a deal.
Well, he's got a professional tryout.
It is an agreement in sorts.
But it's the convenience of the team.
I can get one if I kissed enough ass.
Like Connie, come on.
Yeah, but there's, you'd have to make up for a lot of years of not kissing enough ass.
What game would you be trying out for?
Does it's just, it's a.
Just to see how easy they're handing out these PTOs.
Like, chef.
How fast are they going out there on the ice, do you think?
Like, do you think there's any chance that I could handle a one on one?
At an incredible rate, Harry, is what I'm led to believe.
They talked about the speed of today's game.
How good would that be for the show and the numbers?
If we could go on and say one of our...
Yeah, we'll get mic'd up and throw him in a corner with Adam Cloud.
One of our crew actually has put in the work and the effort.
It's been training.
All summer.
Got cleared by a medical group that said he wasn't going to croak in the next day.
And now he's got a PTO.
So how many of those things have we done?
Have we been training all summer?
And have we cleared you to not die?
I paddleboard around.
I went around the whole island the other day because I couldn't find my kid.
Mm-hmm.
I did see there was a lake down south that had incredibly high levels of fecal matter.
I'm hoping that's not yours.
No, we have a nice, clean lake here.
Nice and clean.
So you're going back to the house.
Stabilizers are a little tender now, Dean, after all that.
Where are those located?
They're everywhere.
They stabilize.
I see.
Like your hip flexors, that kind of stuff?
Abductors.
Bad.
The low bat.
Tight.
Right.
Tight.
We missed this over the summer because we,
we're not working.
The Ottawa senators and the
national capital something or other
acronym have purchased a bunch of land.
They're going to get themselves a rink that doesn't
suck balls in Canada. How good is that?
Well, that looks real nice.
I don't want to. It does.
I don't want anyone.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Upstaging.
Upstaging the old,
the flames crank.
Is this approved?
I don't. This is not approved.
This is just some AI B.
That is not a pitcher.
That is an artist's interpretation.
So delete the buildings and the senator's clip art logo that they've pasted on the building.
You mean that's not?
No, that's not a part of that.
Either way, the timeline is kind of five to six years, which ain't close.
But if we go back in Calgary, which is 2004.
Just to the left there, that Brown building, just if just go a couple blocks and around the left,
And is Bearfax.
Bear facts.
I can take my canoe.
Canoe to the game and then, you know, some post-game entertainment.
Yeah, you can catch some fly balls in the river with McCovey.
That's great.
Go see a kayak.
Yeah.
I imagine Hawkins has got a lot of river time out there in terms of kayak.
Oh, you can skate that.
You can skate on that canal.
Skates of the rink.
There's a pink canoe joke in there somewhere, and there?
Got to be somewhere.
Yeah, Ryan back.
You missed your window.
Back to me.
Dean.
Daniel Jones doesn't have a job.
He does have what? Danny Dimes?
He's going to lose number one quarterback.
Well, hang on. This is probably just for the opener.
No, he has been named the starting quarterback for the year by the Indianapolis
coaching staff, which means, was he a first overall back?
Anthony Richards, he was high.
That's a sneaky draft pick right there.
Well, now that Red said it's all the algorithms.
What do they do?
Well, I think he's the better quarterback, but yeah.
It's fine, but for the year, that is just non.
I think the thing is, is that if you name them for a week,
then the coach is going to have to ask these stupid questions after every
Senate of game.
So, coach who's going to start?
He's also going to get asked those questions after three interceptions.
Yeah, when they lose, it'll be sold the year.
Is that one game?
I think they do have Miami to start.
So hopefully they get a win there because Miami looks like a mess.
But I think it's more about Anthony Richards.
So it is for sure. When you are the guy that's supposed to save the franchise and then you tap yourself out of a series because you're tired and then you turn to like flaco and now it's like L.A. once. He just was tired. He couldn't make the game. I get tired all the time. Yeah. I'm tired right now.
Well, I don't like your chances of being the cold starting quarterback because they don't like tired. So Danny Dimes is in the mix. See, I just tap myself out there. I just needed to. Yeah, I did see that.
Wow, just a quick one.
I'm back.
We've all tapped out for the summer, to be fair.
We talked about St. Peter's big game.
Saturday, 5 o'clock.
McMahon, huge crowd, expected D.
We might eclipse 25,000 as high as 27.
Love it.
Let's go.
Oh.
And I texted Mace.
It's being polite, cordial.
He's not, no bulletin board material.
I just, he's a great guy that we like.
And he was a Calgary guy.
now he's in first place in the West.
Don't like it a bit.
But you know what it's like when he face.
I mean, there's nothing.
He wants more than to put it to his former team.
Yeah, well, belt to ass in round one.
So we'll see how this goes for the stamps at home this time.
They've already finished with Winnipeg.
If you could win a second against Saskatchewan,
God, do you have a lot of tie breaks.
But again, Saskin fine form since that belt to ass against Calgary a month or so ago.
So it was two months going on.
There it is.
Great turnaround for the Stamps and Dave.
I know you want me to comment because I'm a CFL honk, but I can't be.
I'm waiting for you to weigh in.
Yeah, but I can't.
I'm torn between the two.
I've got a lot of heartfelt strings attached to both the franchise.
Yeah, well, and you know, he's red still down in the dumper after finishing runner up in that
commissioner search that they completed in the last year.
I was also in the running to be the president of the Okedoketogs dogs at one point.
Is that right?
hanging, Chad, what kept you back?
Uh, resume.
It's just a complete lack of qualifications.
You weren't qualified.
I missed the cutoff.
What a joke that is.
He was going to run for Mary.
He would have won.
You just needed 100 signatures.
Lazy prick never got his 100 signatures.
I feel like I can win now.
Yes, you should.
But you're going to forget to get your 100 signatures against it.
Anyone who the council wants to come on and answer some real questions.
We're here for you.
We don't have much.
sports going on right now, but we'd love to sit down and question a few of your decision-making.
A bunch of those fat cats down at city.
Probably is there on more vacation than we are.
Yeah, and they are not coming to Marta-Lupe.
No, they're not meeting here.
It gets strung up.
They're like sorry.
And they know that there's nowhere to park or get around.
I can't park.
No, I'm not going to Mars.
They're dignitaries and luminaries.
We'll be there for the ribbon cutting in 2030, but don't expect us before then.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's move on. Calvary FC in action.
What an absolute thriller on the weekend.
Okay, so before we start this,
Cavs opened the game with two goals in like 3.34.
Fastest two goals to open a game in CPL history.
Great start.
Don Klomp was on the bench, ready to come in if they needed them.
And it was a magical start,
but Vancouver FC kept clawing back.
Cabs were up four three.
Vancouver equalizes in the final five minutes.
So off the stoppage time we go.
seven minutes added.
Let's take a peek.
Moosey.
Near side mishit.
Attacks still on, headed up inside.
Clop's there.
Pretty good to first game back.
The defender, heading it in.
And there it is, 5'4 your final.
Welcome back, Don.
The Flying Dutchman, welcome back.
It never felt right he was gone.
Tommy likes it.
Oh, look at Tijuana.
Tarp's off.
off, let's go. Love to see that.
Saw the clip after time. He's like,
I don't know that it gets more exciting than that.
He called it probably the greatest game he's ever been a part of,
which is wild, just back and forth, great crowd,
lead changes all over, and then late goals galore.
I hope he didn't leave early,
like my buddy who went to his first Cavs game with four kids.
Geez. Well, blame the kids.
They said have kids. It'd be fun.
What's the keeper doing?
He's diving into the pole, Dean, which probably doesn't feel good.
Ah!
Not only did I.
The side of the pole, Dean.
Oh, look at this.
They're going to be on the other side of it, though.
That's long.
Oh, I didn't say it in the net, right?
Then if you save it, it's still in, right?
Fonk.
Oh, geez.
Did I say it?
It's not in.
Oh, it's in.
No, it's literally in.
Five for your final big W.
Standings looked like this.
Cab's firmly in third spot.
they will face Athletico Ottawa this weekend
and Stinking Forge.
The top of the table right at.
Five will get in the playoffs,
so not a concern on that front.
One will get a buy of sorts.
It's a weird playoff tree.
We'll get to that when the time is right in September.
Nice.
Yeah.
Calgary Surge.
Last we checked in,
it was their final regular season games.
They watched that one off.
You know, TSN Plus got the games.
Yeah.
they beat the Eminton Stingers, then went to Vancouver, beat Vancouver,
and now they're off to tournament championship weekend in Winnipeg, hosted by the Sea Bears.
Stinkin's.
Dean's daughter's team, the Sea Bears, with their 11 and 13 record hosting.
Gross.
So you go and do good and get to go to Winnipeg.
How about the mosquitoes there, Dean?
It's somewhere between bald eagle and taradactyl?
Yeah.
We can't talk right now.
You go outside.
it's not good for mosquitoes.
Yeah, you can't do it.
Kind of how it worked.
All the buzz,
Bob.
The beat Vancouver.
They now will face the host team in Winnipeg,
in Winnipeg,
who again aren't great,
but the all the crowd behind him.
And on the other side,
Rhett designed this logo,
the Scarborough shooting stars,
of the Triple S.
I don't even want to say this,
but I don't think you can
write that out that way.
Right.
NRL, that would be the National Rugby League
or the Niagara Lions or something.
We're not sure.
They're the other team.
out east. Go Serge.
Doubleheader on
Friday with the semifinals and then the championship
game will go Sunday. Nice.
Come on, Serge. Yeah.
Are you going to, do us proud, eh?
You're taking your daughter out, right? Big C. Bears.
No.
No, I'm going to another
tropical locale on Saturday.
Ring at rink.
No.
To the north.
A small little angry gentleman is getting married.
on Saturday.
Oh, but he'll be happy that day.
Although it is Tuesday, and if anybody can piss someone off to the point that they would call off a wedding, it'd be him.
Canza.
I would say it's not a done deal till it's a done deal.
I got to see with my own eyes, right?
It's kind of like when you hate somebody, it's like, well, he'll get to go to his funeral,
check the cough and make sure he's there.
Till that ring is on the finger, I got to see it.
Well, I guess kind of congrats.
or do if that happens.
Yes.
I'll let you know.
I'll have a report next week.
Thank you.
Make sure you go talk to the DJ too.
I know he loves that Pink Pony Club song.
He does.
Give that a spin up there.
Yeah, me too.
Okay, we'll keep moving.
Preseason football's underway.
Kind of sucks because they don't play anyone.
And then if they ever do play anyone good, they get hurt.
And it's preseason for everyone,
including the guys in the graphics truck,
as the Atlanta Falcons were playing.
And I think they missed a letter.
That's Michael Pennix, Jr.
Easy mistake to make.
Not Michael Pinoos, Jr.
Just so we're.
And Michael's like, look, it's not like if that's junior, that's condescending.
What do we try to?
Penix.
What are you saying?
Spell check.
Yeah.
Sond of.
Yeah, I think that auto correct.
When you use that word a lot, Rhett, it probably changed penics to penis.
Probably does, yeah.
Oh dear.
Not ideal.
How many times you have to go.
P-N-I-X.
No.
Backspace X.
Boop.
No, backspace X.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this.
Anyway,
there's a graphics guy looking for work, Jack.
I don't know if we need any help around here.
I would totally make that mistake.
I was going to say, yeah,
we got a lot of speller in our story.
I was going to say, you need to explain to Jack what the joke is.
He doesn't even know.
He's like, I don't see any mistakes, guys.
What's this all about?
It's clearly the quarterback and his name.
What's the problem?
like after the show, Jack.
Yeah, sorry, Jack.
Rhett, you love the new sports.
They're always getting crazy on late night TV in Germany.
I wanted to tell you.
Because we'd seen like the cutting of meats to split them in half.
And this one's getting good.
This is for the older demo.
Let's go live.
I must now.
Yeah.
He's not really good.
He's not really good.
But he has been right.
like by the algae.
You see the board at the bottom.
Yeah, super.
So, I'm seeing everything right now.
She's in the zone, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She had,
got the board at the bottom.
What is the first-pocket going on?
I'm seeing everything right now.
She's in the zone, I think.
Let's go.
But did she use the gloves?
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Is that like the hog line?
You have to release the cart?
the cart. Oh, very good. Yes. Good work, Donna. These are the judges. There's a
homer. He's aroused. Boom's tucking it under his belt there on the judge.
Yeah. Oh, geez. Nine. Nine. Nine.
We're getting down to the end of it here. I hope. Okay, bet three, six, five.
Red sweatpants?
Yes,
give me the pants.
I'm going to take the...
What's underneath them.
Easy.
Oh!
The music's perfect.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, she knew it.
Yeah, right away.
They are.
Dean, if you want to take a breather, go for a walk.
You can rejoin us following.
So the high five there at the end,
I thought, are they competing?
Don't give me any high five.
this, you just beat.
He just beat me.
Bitch.
I think that's the Josh Allen,
Patty Mahomes handshake.
They hate it,
but they know they have to do it.
Yeah.
We'll see in the finals.
Yeah.
See you next year in the finals.
I keep losing to you guys.
We'll do this again next year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Congrats.
That's Pind Report on a Tuesday, fellas.
Get those shopping cart wheels greased up.
That's a thing too, right?
I don't know that I've
driven a cart that would have that kind of
kind of those are too true yeah never mind are those their own is that like their own set of golf clubs
yeah it's like when you come to play some snooker you bring your own cue two piece got your
you haul in the in the parking lot yeah taken out your shopping carts got to be village honda
demo inventory clear out can save some money new vehicles brand new vehicles showing up all the time
msrp is always the serp that village
Honda.
And probably if you got a pre-owned vehicle,
they're interesting.
Yeah.
Great folks up at Village Honda.
Located in Northwest Automol.
I saw a thing on,
you're doing this thing.
You're not supposed to do the scrolling, right?
Everybody's telling you to get off your phone.
Yeah.
Get it stolen in Milan.
It's really good for you.
Yeah.
There's rats on his phone.
But they say it's not good to be on your phone,
but I was on my phone.
And something popped up,
And I just kind of, oh, look at, look at this.
And it's kind of the, like you say, the algorithm, you start seeing something.
Then it kind of takes you in that direction.
Right.
I saw old vintage Calgary photos or something.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, okay.
So now I'm seeing a lot of vintage Calgary.
Right.
Look at this one that popped up on whatever it was, the Facebooks or whatever.
Holy.
Not 1895, 19, from May.
Are you kidding me?
1939.
What?
George the 6th and Queen Elizabeth visiting Calgary as part of their official
Royal Tour of Canada.
And then they went on to explain by Bonner.
Look on the corner there, men.
That is crazy.
Isn't that crazy?
This is real.
That is real.
Because you see like the 100 plus years and all that.
And you're like, right.
But like this is wild.
The queen?
How great is that?
Damn.
Fonton meat.
So when we tell you and it's like,
oh, they've been.
doing it for 100, 405 years. Yeah, that's, that's what that means. A tradition of quality products
and personalized service. They've been doing it in this city forever.
Triple A Alberta, five, have it. Locally raised farm with pork and the free range chicken and
turkey. We talked about the chicken, fresh lamb out right from Alberta, no, good deal, 20 varieties
of salads and desserts, meat pies. And they've, and they've,
got a rich history.
Don't you want to support something like that?
Something that's been in the city.
That's what you want to support.
Well,
treat you like royalty.
Damn right.
Do you think,
do you think she slid in there for some?
I have heard about the potato salad.
And Greg's like,
they love steak and kidney pies.
They'd like,
those meat pies.
Yeah,
they would.
Maybe just a cheeky little slice,
a cold cut slice and back onto the old tour.
They are at a newer location.
They have moved.
That is true.
28, Crow, foot circle,
northwest now.
Much more spacious, lots of parking, easy to get to, too.
But the same great service.
Proud to be Calgary in Southern Alberta's Consumer's Choice Award winner for Best Meat and Deli for 24 consecutive years.
You know there's some dusty deli a hundred years ago that watched the queen go by Bontana, not their place.
Just ruined.
Shutter it.
We're done.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, Liz.
She knew.
Lizzie.
Oh, Liz.
She knows.
New?
No, she's still alive.
Let's move on.
Back to you.
I don't really follow royalty in that.
It's crazy that they...
Well, you're part of the Commonwealth, Dean.
You should.
Are we?
I don't know.
What's a Commonwealth?
That's a group of countries.
Commonwealth Stadium.
I've been there.
Yeah, they suck up there.
They can change your name again.
You watch.
Is that going to happen?
Did Trump send out a mandate?
No, but I don't think he's aware of the CFL.
He would if he knew.
Which, if it happens.
If it happens, which team will be the first to do it?
I feel like if I had to guess, it'd be the commanders.
It would be if Dan Snyder on them, but he gone.
None of it's happening.
Sorry.
No?
No.
I mean, look, you got real stuff to do.
You don't need to worry about the names of private businesses.
People can name them what they want to name them.
It's a little bit ridiculous.
But the Elks, they got to go.
That's idiotic.
But when they change the,
them there was also stuff to better stuff to do others they were busy then too and they had to go
through all of that yeah what is not busy i mean if you take any one of the indications from
the people that work for our city i don't know are they probably golfing a lot are you busy
got stuck in a golf car with a guy that was a big you know tribe guy love love the the cleveland
baseball i have to jump you got to change us back i just
It hurts my heart. What's that, right?
I have to golf today, and I just can't wait until tomorrow morning when I wake up in agony and pain.
Did I tell you guys, I went golfing?
What?
Oh, this was the summer of boom being good at golf.
I went for a legit round of golf.
How many I asked why?
18 holes.
Really?
18 holes.
My brother-in-law was in town, and not to say if we went golfing, it would eat up of a five.
or six hours to get away from you.
But he,
he likes golf and brought his golf clubs.
Like, hey, can we get around in?
Want to say thanks. We went to
launch pad one night. They hadn't
done that. Had a hell of a time.
That's golf.
Out of launch pad.
And then the next day,
we went to
Blue Devil, just
Yeah, yeah, that's near you. In South Cagre.
And I was,
you know me. I don't
golf. Well, it's first round. And I don't know the last time I actually went for a,
that isn't a charity or a scramble or a whatever. A real round of golf like years.
I was probably in that 50 range at the turn. That's wow. Pogies double bogged.
Not bad. I like a hundred and you haven't had a real round in like a decade. That's
I might, uh, I might need to. I've been joking about it. I might have to really get into. I
I'm, this is actually quite enjoyable.
Maybe there's something here.
Get a membership, Dean.
You'll be out there all day.
10th hole.
Just like Wiley Coyote, Acme, like anvils falling out of the sky.
Unbelievable.
Smoke under the hood.
It was over.
By the 12th, I'm like, this fucking game, fuck golf.
And yet you persevered through that.
It really must have been something at home we were trying to stay.
mother-in-law says, you know, maybe we should get some shots.
Do you want to do shots?
We'll turn this thing around.
I'm like, I don't know if there's any turning this thing around.
It's tough.
I mean, you can't be mad when you don't play because you suck because you got to play well to
in order to not suck.
But you got to get through a whole lot of sucking to get to the point where you're good
enough to enjoy it.
And then it's because it gets expensive and it's time consuming.
Even then, then you start to think you're good.
And if you had a bad shot, then you suck again.
And then it's a mental.
Yeah.
I played for two hours and I was,
I might be actually pretty good at this game.
I barely ever play and look at me.
I could, maybe.
I could play on this,
that old man tournament.
What's that age cut off for the Rogers?
Yeah, I'm just wrapped up.
We actually, we get the winner.
Who won?
We didn't even talk about it.
The biggest sporting events going on in Canada.
Yeah, yeah, we've got it in here.
We're going to mention us.
Dick Green, I think you finished second last year.
Jack, hit the record.
you want Richard green he was uh let's fact second last year we need to fact check this there's
Miguel Anel Jimenez big what happened again he was in the mix but did not appear to have a great
Sunday I was there on the Friday back nine I like Miguel on gel Jimenez because it just seems
to me like his give a shit meter is always very low I don't know because now he's all fit and
working out and shit I don't well stretching with the stow yeah dick green there is
congrats
Look at that.
Like weir was even day one.
You need to make some hay early, Mike.
Come on.
But probably bad wrist from signing all the auditors.
You should have yelled out.
Just have some fun out there.
Come on, Mike.
Have some fun.
Just have some fun out there, Mike.
Come on.
Hey, Mike, weir.
Have some fun.
Just a gay, buddy.
You didn't get the barn burner bumper from coming on our show.
No, eh?
No.
Did he come on our show?
Yes.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, last week.
Yeah, we recorded it in July.
Anyway, congrats, Dick.
Yeah, congrats.
No one invited me to talk to him.
I'd have told him myself what I was going to say.
Did he have some fun, Mike?
Because when was that?
2005, Dean.
You're the lockout.
Him versus V.J. Singh in.
Just outside of Toronto.
I don't know that Toby Coke or something.
Something, yeah.
Canada.
What's that?
Angus Klein or whatever they call these players?
Put one in a drink.
The hell you're doing.
Come on, Mike.
Have some fun.
there.
Freckin nervous about Mike.
Chill out.
Vijay was there on the weekend.
We saw him putting and getting warmed up.
He crosshand putts.
Does he?
Yes.
Can't break your wrists?
I thought that was weird.
Dean cross hands.
Really?
Mix it up.
Is that not the way you do it?
Oh, that one was a stranger.
Hey.
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Did, what, how have you been conned into golfing?
You say no to all the golf.
Exactly.
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And this is the third time.
They are relentless.
Wow.
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Get the hearing loss clinic on board.
Let's keep back.
Let's go boys.
Rhodesy, we need you.
Look at this guy.
Jeez.
Yeah, you know what this is?
This is him leaving the show.
Oh, I've seen this move before.
Oh, I'm out.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, look, I played in the NHL.
We know, we know.
Yeah.
That's your name on a, that's not a game puck.
It's your name on a puck.
Okay.
he's going to show us some other things now he was uh proudly showing off his second place awards
there's a photo of uh is a jabbo rat and regs can you imagine what kind of wacky books he's got on that
thing oh yeah that's a jim poplinski bobblehead okay show and tell with red yeah this is this is something
That's your his water filter when because he's a mountaineer he's a big adventurer notice
it's still in its original package why saving it from the from all the uh excuse yeah go to
the kids book yeah good read it's a great that page are out yeah yeah yeah and uh i did see a
i did see a thing i wonder if it's his internet or if something because i did see something come
up there on the screen that suggested maybe uh
Was it in a calendar alert for his lunch in 10 minutes?
Oh, photo time.
Now he's looking at photos.
All right, right.
We'll see you next week.
Didn't finish the album.
Great stuff.
It's weird.
He's usually one to see things right to their fruition.
Yeah, that's must.
Okay.
Yeah.
God.
And see you, buddies.
Oh, put it back on.
Look, he's upset now.
Look.
Look.
He's, oh, no.
Oh, there.
There you are. That's a popular one at the bookshelves these days.
You know it was in there. You know, there's some crazy literature.
Yeah.
And that's bookshelf. Don't spend more money than you have. Tough concept for governments, apparently.
And something new about P-Face.
Yeah. Too much.
Okay. Have a great lunch, rat.
I can hear. Oh, he can't hear us.
He can't hear us. Yeah.
I ate.
Mercenary Army. That checks a box for sure.
Okay.
Rett's top five.
He does need a conspiracy show, just a straight.
Oh, yeah, that's Ozzy.
Boy, we have nothing kangaroos
a one on the Pender Report.
That algorithms letting me down.
I don't think it is.
I think it's good.
Actually, do we have time for a meeting after the show?
No, God, no.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Peter Barr.
Peter Maher.
I'm high on grass.
We're high.
very high.
I don't know how to end this now because I have another,
I want to tell you about Greta and what's going on there.
Just pretend he's on the screen and we'll move along.
Because he's just, he will leave.
He's going to just go anyway.
I don't know why I'm worried.
See,
he doesn't feel bad about leaving.
No,
I would feel,
I would feel bad if we just left him.
Oh,
maybe just me then.
Jack,
how about those Steelers?
He go.
Greta, good old Greta.
You can rely on Greta.
They're always there for you.
Unlike Brett,
dependable, you know what you're getting.
And they actually stay open for the hours that they say they're going to.
Yeah, they too.
Yeah.
And they don't like they,
when you go to Greta,
you're going to have a good time.
They don't let you down.
They don't tell you,
hey, you're going to enjoy yourself and then you don't.
No.
They see things through.
Here's a few things that are going on at Greta.
Now it is Global Fest week.
or week or whatever.
You know, the Global Fest with the big,
the fireworks to tell Naji to stay clear.
Greta, they've got their food truck down there.
So if you are swinging by Global Fest,
hit up the, uh,
oh, the street food, yeah.
Yeah.
Ellison Park.
You can eat 30 nuggets maybe at the, uh,
at the Greta food truck.
So the 19th, that's today.
Do it.
21st, that's in a couple days,
and the 23rds, a couple days after that.
There you go.
This happens Saturday.
The Greta food truck over at Global Fest,
plus on the weekend,
the thing I, you never know what's coming from Greta.
Oh, is it a Morgan Wallin lookalike contest?
Oh, sure, there it is.
DJ Saturday.
They got something else going on.
Level up, the D&B, patio sessions.
From two till nine,
those things will mean someone
to who isn't an old fart
drum and bass team let's go
some KR dubs
some bag of beats
machine freak
that is also
coming up on the weekend
Jack let's go
Saturday Saturday
oh there's a lot this weekend
and I'm sick again
but you know that's not till Saturday's Tuesdays
Tuesdays I know
oh you'll be held up no problem
every single time from two to nine
you can swing by in the afternoon
for a few hours, duck out.
Maybe you do something the afternoon, head there later.
Look at that snake.
What time is that football game?
Five.
You go to the DVD-on-the-way.
It's on the way.
It's on the way. Right.
Got the show and shine up at Village.
Greta.
Zing-zong.
There you go.
Thank you, Greta.
Love you.
Love you, Greta.
Lovely girl.
Greta, Greta, Greta.
Do you think you hear that one on Saturday,
Greta, Greta?
Don't know that drum and
classic myself.
Oh,
um,
so our,
off,
off air conversation.
Oh yeah,
yeah.
Thursday no show.
What are we,
what are we?
What are we?
We got a,
what Colin Fraser on Thursday?
Yes, sir.
Tell us.
Colin Fraser,
a former red deer rebel captain,
a member of the Canadian
World Junior team,
and part of three
Stanley Cup championship hockey team.
I was going to say how many was he there for,
but three. That's the right number.
That's a lot.
That's all.
Yeah, with the first one in Chicago,
and then things kind of went sideways.
Dale Tallin,
fax and contracts.
RSAs.
Yeah.
Left,
and this is not necessarily a shot against the Oilers.
Ghost to Edmonton.
Worst year ever.
Weird.
Can't play.
So you both had your worst year ever in Edmonton, eh?
Yeah, it was not great.
Goes to Los Angeles.
Ding.
Stanley Cup chair.
Ding.
That's right.
So he's got some stories.
I love some Daryl.
I'm asking.
Jonathan Taves.
Darrell Sutter,
Los Angeles,
living in L.A.,
winning cups,
all of that.
With,
again,
a guy who has kind of sneaky
has an amazing
NHL career to talk about.
So we'll do that on Thursday.
Love it.
I had a good chat yesterday.
That'll drop soon.
Oh,
nice.
Mm-hmm.
So yeah, I mean, listen, we're continuing.
We understand people like the show and it's, you also understand it's also mid-August.
And today our number, like the biggest story of the day is a PTO for a 40-year-old.
Yeah.
So.
But we are going to be ramping things up here very soon.
And by that, I mean maybe in a month.
Kind of like this summer skid.
Yeah.
And we got to get Jackwell.
We can't be doing shows if Jack's not feeling.
Yeah.
Jack, come on.
Let's go here.
We're dying to do shows.
Don't play me.
You got me sick.
I could say,
I got to feel bad.
That's right,
because you were in with your runny,
running nose and everything, right?
It was more than Jet Lake, Dean.
It was more than Jet Lake.
What'd you have?
Yeah.
Ask Jack.
I don't know either, but I feel like shit.
It's good red isn't here.
Yeah.
You would be taking a
Yeah, solid amount of shit right now.
This far as show, to be honest.
Yeah.
Bet three, six, five.
Love them.
Bet three football seasons.
This is, again, get on it.
We have got fantasy football drafts.
You're doing all that sort of thing.
Is it the fourth is the opener?
Like, it's right around the corner here.
It's going to be red zone before you know it.
And two days, I think.
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Bet, three, six, five.
We're going to go double up, George Springer's back
after getting hit in the head by a 97 mile an hour fastball.
He missed a couple weeks there at least.
And Boba Schett has been, well, you know,
getting more hits than anyone else in the American League,
which is back to the good old bow.
He's a free agent this winter.
Those two guys each get two hits.
Big ask, but 5.25.
Oh, we're going big game hunting, Dino.
On the other side, Alejandro.
Got the off day yesterday.
Look for him to get two total bases today.
That'd be a single double, two singles.
Walks do not count.
It's just total basis.
Home run to be four.
That'd be lovely, Alex.
Go get it.
Jays and Pirates.
The Buccoes took game one.
Skeens was quite,
solid. I think he fan eight or nine.
And the Jay's uncharacteristically three errors.
You don't see that from them. They're good defensively.
It'd be game two of a three game set in the Steel City.
I saw Springer also got plunked by Rowdy Tellez.
That one would not have been as bad because you were up a thousand runs.
And a rough one. Your son, your illegitimate son was pitching.
That's the first baseman or a DH.
It's a good thing I taught him.
How to use the splitter.
Right.
That's right.
Um, so there go bet three six five.
Get in in the game.
Whatever your bed is.
It's never ordinary at bet three,
six five.
Thank you about three six five.
Love you bet three six five.
Love everybody live in game.
Got the power lights,
good at all.
For sure.
For sure. It's for sure.
All right.
Uh, what do we do next week?
Probably got to work a day.
It's here or there somewhere.
Really?
Oh, I don't know, pick one.
I guess.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I wouldn't see it that very.
extension Jackson
talking about for two months done.
We'll come on to a show.
Gets us off until mid-September.
Just say yes.
Be great.
Be great.
Hope everybody's having to find summer.
We were talking about everything that's going on.
The stampeters, get to that.
Yeah, big game.
Cheer on the stamps.
Yeah.
Go Serge and Winnipeg this weekend.
Calvary FC.
What's going on on Saturday?
Show and shine with Village Honda.
This is a big time to be a Calgaryan.
What a time.
Charming base, Jack.
Let's go.
he'll be better by that
will i should be good
all right
see you buddies
