Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Stayin' Alive | FN Barn Burner - May 16th, 2025

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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Welcome to the show. We have, we've covered a lot. Guns blazing. Oh, the pre-show on fire. Yeah, it is, well, we'll start here. Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Yeah, that's right.

Starting to catch on. I've noticed. Yeah. Yeah, it's big. Jack, show us here. I wore a collar. I've got a collar. Yeah, especially.

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Official partner of the Stanley Cup playoffs. I built a rat parley for today's show. A what? A rat parley. Hmm. Okay. That's new to me. Just stay tuned for that.

Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. And we do have a horn. So we use it. The super chat. You have the centers of Calgary. If you're in the YouTube, you're watching live, you make a donation inside the chat.

We'll take the money and get it to the youth centers of Calgary to help out the youths. Can you push that horn again? I may. Because I hate all things, Euler. That horn up there is horrendous. They should use that. It's really shrill. Oh, it's like.

Nasally and. And La Bamba. What the? Why are they playing? You know what? La Bamba is about a kid that had cancer. And so that one's fine, but the nasly horn can go. Yeah.

Poor kid. I didn't know that. Well, that's why we cut you off of the past thing. That was an okay thing. I'm all for that one. Yeah. I was jotting notes down. Jotting.

And you got to get with the ages, man. You just do the voice to tag. No, I stop jot and start. But I didn't have enough time because I was learning about drinking coffee after brushing teeth. Not good. No? No. It's coffee.

No, sir. It's not. It's awful. It's like eating a bag of doggy poo. You know, when you take your two dogs out? Well, you don't ever clean it up. You're that guy. Okay.

I am the worst. As soon as you get home, you open that up and just chug her back. Yeah, that's what I do. And you breathe on people. That's what coffee after toothpaste is. And you called it minty poo. Yeah, it's just like a big poo with, oh, here's a little piece of mint on it. That's going to help a ton.

Thanks. Make an awesome pot of coffee, enjoying it, have to go to work, go to shower, scrub up, brush, grab one for the road. Yeah. Taste awful. Oh. It's just gross. Poo-poo. So I've decided to stop brushing.

Yeah, that's the answer. Do you remember when you stopped tipping? That one lasted about a week. I'll just go to Dr. J. every once in the blurr-mode. Shit cleaned up. Where we go? It's going to come in and a hazard.

It's not going to be happy, but I'm going to be feeling great. So Leia Laser can only do so much. That's right. This is a big work in here. Keep going, Jay. Yeah, just keep grinding. Keep grinding. So, yeah, that's what we're, that's what we're learning today.

It's interesting. There was some politics talk, too, that was good, but we don't want to get into it. Yeah. It's interesting people's takes. It's not really politics. It's a playbook. Yeah. Yeah.

allegiances. Everyone loves hypocrisy. I got to write a book. We also had some business ideas. Yeah. This is another one. He was flying this morning. I got to write a book.

Yeah. A playbook on do's and don'ts, rights and wrongs. Is it a playbook on investment ideas? We got to, you guys won't get on board. We could be billionaires. I'm still working on your block party. There's a lot of paperwork with the city.

Well, that's, yeah, that shit. I think what it's, what it is now is, is you'd have to turn the music up so loud to drown out the construction noise, then you'd be getting more complaints. No, you just hope for gray, a gray day, because they don't work when it's gray out. Also, we don't have concrete anymore, just dirt. Are we out of concrete? Yeah, no concrete.

No asphalt, it's just dirt now. Yeah. I shouldn't have poking fun on the fellas listen. They stop me every day. We have a bullshit. It's good talk to you. It's nice. Ryan told me the other day, it's fine if you're coming from the east.

Oh, dude. It hasn't affected my commute by one. minute but if you come from the west if you're coming to marty loop from the east it's yes you won't even know anything's going on if you're coming on 33rd and turn on 19 nothing has changed but if you're coming from crowchow so we got to get a helicopter i still don't understand how that we ended up in marty lukeiths is wolverine we're not staying long this podcast probably right this course well we got all these business ideas we'll be fine yeah that's right yeah with fiduciary paper i got some fiduciaries that's your mouth probably good time to bring up mccrower

cloud law cloud law calgary born and brad they are proud of those calgary roots and they are the very best they are in this city they are for this city if you have whatever varying legal need they're there for me they are there they're like oh shit it's red again mcleod dash law dot com they're great financial experts yeah they just have a separate line it's a whole ring of the building yes yeah i'll send you to ret's department so um it's amazing the the the canes Caps finished a series and I didn't see any of it. Apparently they played five games. I guess.

Did I see a minute? Like, did I see one shot on goal? I don't know that I did. Not live. Because I always do my research, but not live. I maybe had game one on the TV. If it was on, I don't recall seeing it. As far as sitting down and watching.

One of the twins is really into this stuff. He's got the big brackety updates of each game. Daniel or Henrik. My twins. Oh. The one is nine and a half. I see. So it's the other way.

How old's the other one? But that series has watched us a bit. Like it's on. Yeah. But it just doesn't hold you. And they're like, oh, it's good. Now, especially Cove's alive.

Okay. Is this ignorance on our part? Two goals are probably done now. No, it's been incredibly low scoring. I don't know. I listened on the radio yesterday. He said it was the most exciting third period of hockey they saw all year.

It's fine. Okay. Sounds like you have been watching. No, listening. Trying. It's just homework. Oh, you're talking to him?

Oh, to him. Why he's talking to him? He's dumb. It was tied. It was in Washington. They're playing for their lives. They played.

Battalica. It's going. Uh, Carolina's, man, if you want to talk team and structure, mm-hmm. They don't have stars. You know what Carolina is?

Deep and difficult. Dean? They're the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NHL. They're just solid coaching. 99. Always there. No quarterbacks. They don't wow you,

but they just get the job. I guess maybe. It does feel like it felt like it was one of those things. If I was at my kid's softball game, the game was on. And one of the dads would be like it's one one. It just felt like every game was at one was one, was one. It was in the third, tied at one, which you would think bring some Frederick Anderson, I think. He's been awesome doing better than we.

Well, he's always been good. He's always been hurt at some point. And he already has been heard. So maybe you got that out of the way or maybe he's getting hurt again. soon. I don't know. Like here are the scores in the series if you need them. Why you take me to the preseason you donkeys here. Okay. So game 1, 2, 1 and overtime. Two goals in regulation. Ooh, toy. Game 2.3.1, not sure if there's an empty netter or not. We can look because Washington actually won game two. And yet it was an empty netter. So again,

three goals against goals in regulation. Game three, four, nothing. Wow. Blue the doors off, right? Like 4-0. It's a power plane. Okay, so none into the empty net. Like, we get one high-scoring game, 5-2 and then three one-month. Low-scoring, good goalies. Like Logan Thompson's been great. Freddie Anderson's been awesome.

There's probably been the top two goalies in the postseason. So what's the season if, I mean, for the cabs? Good year? Yeah, absolutely. Bad playoffs, great regular season. But no one had to make in the playoffs. was Thompson shitty he was awesome

it's not the way it sounded last night he made a paddle save how did the last one go in we got the highlights jack svecdecough minute 59 remaining scores the eventual game winner

empty netter for sis davis jabbi uh his buddies are lugans I love that story they are well it's win a pig um so yeah done in five he's like yeah I was trying to take my buddies

they drove down from Winnipeg. He just drove from Winnipeg, the guy, we're trying to take them the nice restaurants. It's just too much. We just had to go to fast food. They can't handle restaurants.

Yeah, they can't do it. Sitting down straight out of their realm. What are we doing here? Yeah. So they'll play the winner of the Florida Toronto series, Will the Canes.

What happened tonight? We may have a winner as early as tonight, Red. Oh, can't wait. I got to pop some white, hullus corn and enjoy. Actually, corn sounds good. Yeah.

I had corn last night at Crossfield, the Pete Knight. Crossfield, how, what's, uh, I text the shoveler yesterday. I said, I'm about done with all this drive. Yeah. Yeah, you used it to one man shuttle service. What's going on? I came home last year. I bought a truck a year before when I wasn't sure where I was living.

Yeah. And it sat in my garage. So I didn't put a lot of miles on it. That's right. Yeah. Somebody else did, but I didn't. Uh, anyway, how many is what's too many? many in a year.

If you're leasing, what would they say on a lease? They give you a 30 a year, 20. They don't want to give you a whole lot. Exactly. Because that's when they, you're probably destroying those kind of. Like, Jack, what do you put on a year? You're a young traveling man.

I have no idea. I mean, I'm the worst guy to ask. I don't leave my house. Is it 25? Is it 30? That's the ballpark. I feel like 30. If you get 30 from on a lease,

you're probably happy, right? No 30s. You'd be paying extra for 30. Yeah. I'm tough thinking. I'm at 45 this year and I haven't been home for a year. And that's like two years old. But not.

No, no, no, no. That's not since January. You mean year to year? No, I'm saying since I got back in August or whenever it was. It was June, the end of June of July 1st. Maybe you had five on there before that? Yeah, five. Oh, no.

I'm saying 40 this year. On top of it. Yes. That's without what was on there before. I got months to go. People on the chat are saying 20Ks and there's no world. You're gullible in that least. Not where we live.

Maybe where Ryan lives when you're driving to Florida loop for work. Yeah, I made blocks. That's not going to add up the community. I hope you're leasing. You didn't buy that thing, did you? I bought it, baby. Who. Who?

I never bought a vehicle before on my own. I bought it, baby. Woo, whew. Happy. that before you. It's been good. On the original, baby. I was looking at original.

There must have been some sort of teradactyl. There was a dump on the side of my truck last night from a bird that looks so big. I swore someone was to pick up a dog and rubbed its ass on the man. It was huge. Unbelievable.

The dog owners can't be trusted. They don't pick it up. Yeah. Look, if I just pretend it's bird and rub it on this car, I don't have to pick this up. On my nine block walk from my parking spot to work. That's as far as I live. Park outside benders and pick up.

There was. was, I'm going to suggest there was a murder. What? Like a real of crows? A magpie murder. A madpire. Oh, they're mean bastards. They are loud and mean.

And there was, there was one just laying on the, kind of the edge of the sidewalk and the grass. So, if some wild, feral beast had killed, how would that have happened? if a bird is laying on the ground dead, how did it get there?

I guess would be my question. Carriac. I think your car hits it. But it's on the sidewalk. It's a boom, bang. This is a side street. I don't think there's enough. What if it ran into the window?

You know those dump birds that just go. They get drunk on the berries. Oh yeah, they get hammered on the berries. We used to have that at one of the houses we lived in. We had one of those big tree with all those orange berries. So there's time little ones, right? And it was about once or twice a day. Dung!

Some hammered up stupid bird took a header right into the plate glass window on the front yard, laying there. Some chickbird up with it. I told you not to eat so many goddamn berries. It serves you right. I told you. Stop eating those fucking berries. So anyway, I just wanted to sow magpie there.

Not a whole lot. Not chewed on. I'm calling either maybe some slingshot or some 22 rifle. Really? Air rifle? Because. Well, they're not shooting a 22 in tow. Air rifle, maybe.

In this, I mean. This is a tough part, too. Used to be. It used to be a little biker community. I'm not far. That way, she gets a little dirty. That way. So anyway.

There it is. Did you put it all to her? Go canes. Go canes. I think you spun around. That's like the nice of it. East and west. No, that way there.

There's some dodgy. Oh, there's a couple blocks that. Yeah. By the water. So anyway. Clean it up. As you were, Dean. Clean it up.

Then she. Yeah, come on. Go, Keynes. Go. Cains are off to round three. I mean, how excited is for everyone to see Keynes, the 06 finale again? It's going to be. The Cains must be like, what do we need to do?

to get some GD respect. We make the playoffs every year. They don't want it. We win playoff rounds. We're now in round three. Nobody wants to play for us. Everyone says we have no like Sebastian Ojo, Svechnakov, Seth Jarvis was on the Olympic team.

It's fine. We're terrible. Berns he's still playing. We're no good. Weather here sucks. Don't come to Carolina. I think if the Keynes played in this city and they were wearing flames jerseys, we'd be very proud of them.

Oh, hell yeah. That's a great. They're a great team. Yes, with a great coach. Great calling. Coach is awesome. GM is wicked. Yeah.

Aho. You like the star? You like that nerd? We get along. Yeah. You were telling us earlier how much you liked them. You're sharp. Honestly, you think about their year.

It's well. Think about adding. It's not a year. I just mean like it's first year's GM, right? Because Don Waddell off to, he's been working there forever. Anyway. But like the rant and move felt like it blew up in their face.

here they are the final four and Stake open's been great and they got two firsts out of it. I like working just fine. It wasn't going to be a fit with Natchez long term, but I think that's a ballsy move. Didn't work. Still saved it. They did save it. Right? Like that's impressive.

Taylor Hall's been a nice fit for a guy that looks like they pulled off the scrap. They made a nice retread out of him. That's, yeah. They've re-signed him at low money like $3 million, which in the new cap is going to be like 1860. sense right. Jackson Blake is a fine young player. Jason Blake's boy. Yeah. He's speedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gostas Bear still playing. He's been very good.

Yeah. Dancing the blue line. They're well run. They're a well run girl. They're deep. They do not have a superstar. And if they lose in the semis, we'll be like, see, you're not good enough. Yeah. Yeah. And look, like, if it's Florida, I get it. Like, you don't have a kachuk. You don't have a barco. But it's, sorry. You don't have a bar. You get it, but you get it in our understanding because you're not a Keynes fan. Like, if you were there, you'd be like, what do we have to do? That's what do we have to do?

What times do I have to go? Yeah. We're not a fluke. No, seven years in a row, they went around. I think it is. That's crazy. And today's NHL to do that. That's, what do you need us to?

We're near the top of our division or we went every year. We make the playoffs. We went around. Other than that, I guess. Just knocked off the top seeds in the east. No big deal. Doing it again. I'll tell you what.

Third trip to the final four? I can see a scenario where we could be really big Keynes fans. Oh, I could be a Caniac. That's what I said. I said. That storm surge could grow on. Rock could have a hurricane. Whatever.

Yeah, I love the scorpions. Yeah. Raleigh, I've never been, but. Oh, hurrying. Great thing. I hear great things. I got all kinds of trouble in Raleigh once. Really?

Awesome. Yes. Tell us more. Take me care of my goaltender, buddy. Oh, really? You found me. Jack, let's go. Carry on Jack.

Back to you, Jack, as you were. Carry on, Jack. Jack was talking. Yeah. You were talking. So I guess what we're saying is, congrass to the canes. They are a worthy entrant to the Final Four.

Good for you guys. And they're grateful to have our support. Yes. Potentially. Yeah. You might like you. Meanwhile. If another team plays you, I might turn it on this round.

I'm almost there. You will. I'm guessing whether it's Toronto or Florida. Did you hear how much? You will be engaged. Did you hear how much driving I have to do? No, no, you're going to outsource that. Are you driving?

Tell us more. Can't we get a, what are they called? Autonomous vehicle? Fully? Yeah. Can I just stick my idiot kids in there? It's not legal. If you're in Arizona, you can do that.

I could put my kid in a vehicle, not have to go. Yes, that's correct. Oh, God. You can do that now. Heaven. You can't pay the driver. Well, can't you. Yeah, but then you get the creepy driver.

It might be up to no good. What if you just get one of like the telet or the whatever it's called, the Tesla tell us. And you just let it drive. I know. Because it can do. You can't just nap while you still have to be in the vehicle. You can't just send it off. What if I put my kid in a vehicle?

What about it? Oh, yeah. Drive slash not drive? That's going to be illegal. That's true. That's why. You're going to even cloud law. He's not driving.

Yeah, McClellan law. Rets call him. Yeah. Cops would never know. Legal department. Jack, he said it. No. speeding and no crashing go.

Peter Klein, but just call Pete. Yeah, turn on that no crash mode. Just make sure it's on. There's a light, no crash mode. Have you been in those that like, Tesla's? Yeah. They're amazing, right?

I don't everyone hates them. I hate it. I just, I just, there's some things that are very cool of things that I like, I rented one and I never got comfortable. I was like, I don't know. We got in the other day in, we were in Vancouver, Uber.

Of course, everyone has one out there. I would spend my whole time. I wouldn't be watching what's going on. So I can see the cars and there's, oh, there's somebody walking there. Fire hydrants. You see everything around you on your screen. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank God you don't have to drive. Yeah. How do all the Uber drivers afford the Tesla's? I don't think they're that crazy expensive. I mean, everything. It's probably a side hustle so you can't afford your test. That's my thoughts.

Jack, if you got off your ass, you could go do that. Go side hustle, Jack. You have nothing better to do. Your AI girlfriend can join you in the car. You'll be great. It'll be false. Is the, but there be the savings of petrol. That be the kind of the angle.

Sure. Right. I mean, depending where you get your electricity, you seldom occur wearing tear on your vehicle, but yeah. Yeah. That's the idea. You idiots can't go into business. You can't see straight.

Electricity is expensive and gas is cheap. Maybe it's cost anymore. I don't know. You got a wind farm out back charging that car? I don't know. I don't know either. God, we're bad at business. I was just going to say earlier when we were having the minty poo coffee conversation

that we often talk about how boys are stupid. I'm just glad we've grown out of it. Yeah, it's nice. It's good to evolve. A lot of learning and growth. It's an observation, Dean. It's not a science. Right.

Growth we've witnessed the last two days. Yeah. So we got the influence we're having on Jack. He's getting lots done. God, he's getting smart, hey? So much. growth yeah proud of you jack out boy jack people are loving my hat the comments they are loving your hat we get to it let's do it um it's like a thousand it's whenever you wear it it it does show up

well we'll just go right to it it's i'll play the horror and we can uh like one conventional super chat mid show friday whatever get into you centers of calgary big five dollars coming your way from Shane pender's hat looks like when a parent puts a random hat on a toddler because it's sunny out with sunscreen all over their face it doesn't fit at all it kind of does at 100 oh honey put this on just put them on your nose they are yeah that's a good uh observation if you want to keep throwing cash at you centers gagre we'll play all your insults about my hat or any sort of uh personal appearance smack you'd like to throw insults coming for the kids that's for no monetary no reedy uh there was another game last night that's there saving all this hot

hockey talk. Good dog. Look how proud he is the squad. What do you mean? Listen. Proud of what? On one hand. He's a team.

No, no, listen. I thought they're cooked, but they're not cooked. The canes were given, oh, you're fucking boring, this whole thing. Then on the other side, like, which team should you be proud of? The one that's consistent and hard to play against and finds a way to win, or the other one that horseshit on the road.

Pretty good at home. Goalie's good. No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not. He's been awful. Like, not NHL caliber goalie in this series and has two shutouts at the same time. Worst goalie in the playoffs.

What the hell is going on? That's not an exaggeration. Welcome to Winnipey. His play has been not NHL caliber for a good chunk of the series and the playoffs. And he has multiple shutouts. He's giving you like Louis de Ming pork and broccoli kind of goaltending, right? Not the best. Not the best.

Two shutouts in this round. Two out of five games. And they're down three. Down three. Two. So the two wins or the two shut. So if he doesn't get a shut up. They're hoped.

So far. Now, am I, am I six and one at home? Oh and five on the road? It was a homer series against St. Louis. The home team won every single game. So that would mean they were four in O in round one. And then O and three on the road.

They have not one on the road in the second round. how are you proud of that that's not you're not proud if you're at the white out you love it you're watching wins you said six and one at home i heard it was 37 degrees the other day and was the hottest house in the planet for a moment we got fires up there i saw my shoot but it was raining last night wouldn't you let him out come on rain come on rain i would just so are you proud of them or not i went to call it to the guy from black i don't know what the hell i've been to lack to bonnie you've been Lactabony? I didn't think so.

Wacked a Bonnie, Winnipeg. My buddy Warren Zirk from college. Are you going to give us your lowdown on the Jets affair or what are you? Let's speak from the heart, Dean. Let us know how you really feel. I don't know. I mean, it's.

I love your. No, listen. How do you, how do you have faith in them? You don't, but they've been good at home and they love them. And then, oh, so now you're good. But then you're awful. And then now you're good.

it's like having a chick that hey so today you're we're going out tonight right awesome yeah what you're doing tomorrow i'm going to go fuck brad oh well that's not sheesh who i thought you were my well yeah you're in a thruple today you're dating so when you're like at my home i'm doing a lot of i'm i'm winning when you're here yeah but when i'm not with you somebody else is doing all the winning when the cats away the mice will play no that's not a uh so you can't get behind you can't get behind that or heather can't do it what about sherry you're talking about sherry and screw you go and enjoy brad i got better things to do the bee train has left the station no fuck them i don't buy it this is your hedging it's gonna say it was weird that somehow

boomer came out on the negative side of the jets coming winning last night shutting on the opponent and staving it was their best game i mean they were they were very good i kept looking for the dallas push right you're like okay it's only well now it's only two and it's like no one of big's here and you talked about elevating i mean eilers comes through shifely their guys were their guys whether you want to call them stars but their best players were their best players obviously hell about shuts them out james ben was in graceful yeah uh yeah so i mean ret you played we just sitting we kind of we always just try and put ourselves i wonder what i would do in this scenario, you can actually draw on past experience. We're on the couch when

these games. You were actually in the ice in these games. Which is why we have a segment that we call Red's Whiteboard Corner. Yep, that's what we call it. So this play here, you will see on the right side of your, well, yeah, it's Team White's benches right there, Dean. The team blue, they're in front of the team White's bench. Now there's Mark Schifley number 55 who has gone down like potatoes there. Jamie Ben. So walk us through this. this you can see there it's it looks like it's a left hand this is right in front of the toga guys too so jack started again now that we've kind of walked through it ruts whiteboard corner in your experience there's shifley at the right side of your screen okay between the 81s the

linesman right dean that makes that's it yeah head ref is he left-handed that was nasty i remember when he punched diggy in the head too oh yeah you're talking You know what? I lived by a guy in northern Saskine. This name was Ken Dobbchuk. Good old Ukrainian. Dober. Yeah, the Dober.

A decade by the dauber, we had a massive party. Good drink. Love scotch. Yeah. Nice bottle scotch every once in a while. Dober always said, are you talking or swinging?

Shifley was doing a lot of... He was talking. He was talking. That's for Jamie. And Ben, he had his yap shut until after he swung. He was like, do you like it now? Yes. Bang, he was swinging.

That was good. And he couldn't throw the right. I think he is a righty, but he couldn't throw the right because, yeah. And shyly, he wasn't expecting the left. The situation called for a left. So take that in the kisser. And the thing about Schife, you see, he didn't let it go. He, he did not let it go.

He was very upset. And being of, you know, he doesn't have a potty mouth like us. So there would have been some aw shucks and darn it. coming back at Jamie Ben those sticks. Yeah. It's fucking embarrassing. When you get punched in the mouth,

you fall, I mean... And then you keep flipping out. Oh, son of a gun. Oh, geez, shucks down, dang it. Oh, golly, gee, darn, punch me in the mouth. I'll get you, you dirty son of a gun. You won't get them because you're not tough. So here's the other part of this is do things.

Yeah. If you're Dallas, absolutely. If you're Winnipeg, get the F out of there. Yes. What do we have to evolve? Especially now. Yeah. This juncture.

Like, where's the clock at there? Yeah. Six minutes. Yeah. Like, get out of there. Out. Like, you're dragging each other out of there, not. Yeah.

If Lowry wants to go fight some, go ahead. Then fight them. But to get into scrums at that point in time, you're asking for it. That's my tip. The dark arts. Jamie Ben's going to. And even from Dallas's, sorry, I was going to say from Dallas's point. Yeah, you're, you're going to lose this game.

What's there's no score to settle. You don't need to impose your will. No, we're still up three to two. That's what you guys did know for. I can tell you, every little bump man. So Ben throws that left.

And if Shifley's nose is bent out of shape or he gets a cut in his lip, it's, it's so minor you don't think about. Yeah. When you're lying in bed and you can't eat right. And it's like, I don't think in this since. Yes.

It, it, like, just the little thing. It's two week war. It's just the, the, the,

the, the, it's, cumulated all these little nicks and bumps and who's going to survive those who's willing to go through that's why the oilers are great cheap their feet are kicked up in carolina like long series boys stay at each other we'll be ready go get him yeah so that's why grace ball he and evander kane feel like they're in a collision course i don't know why i feel that but uh those are some pricks that know the dark arts well yeah he got fine for it though oh no well i probably learned

his lesson then yeah i'll take that all that he did get a fine now i'm gonna do a quick math for you here if you don't mind. You do love. I came in yesterday. I gave Ryan a compliment yesterday and he was going to do math to contradict the compliment.

Just to research. See if this correction on. I'm not sure about that. I'm not taking your effing compliment just off slight a you know. There's some facts. This is off base.

A big compliment. I caught myself though. Yeah. It's growth. Growth. The growth we're seeing. Look at us growing. Yeah.

It's nice. So Jane Ben makes what? Like nine. Nine and a half. In a hearth. Let's just make it an even nine. Just. Nine.

Thank you. And it's $5,000 fun. Goodness gracious. Yes, it is. Ryan. Divided by his nine million. That represents a 0.0.0.0.0.0.0% of his salary. So if we're going to times that by someone that made, let's say,

$50,000, which is like, a common person. That'd be a, it's a $27 parking ticket. Hmm. Yeah. He's learned his last. I got a parking ticket the other day, a bunch of bullshit.

Where in Crossfield? Fight it. Yeah, you fight it, Red. Frick and Enchie. What do you got to do to fight it? Oh, you got to do a lot of things.

You can fight it. You know what you got to do. You got to cloud law. Yeah, this is what Peter Klein's waiting to do. Red to show up. I got a $30 parking ticket. Hey, Peter. Good to see.

Here's my stack of parking tickets. What do you think we can do here? We can pay them. No, no, I'm not into paying them. Yeah. It's going to cost you about $275 to pay them and about $9,000 to fight them. Well, it's the, uh, I'm ready for the law. Let's go on.

I'm not the, are you talking or swinging, Pete. It's about principles. No chance. We're fighting. They got another seat. Did you see those pricks? They got one by 22. Sons of bitches.

Cheating bastards. We really are old. Oh, grumpy old man. It's great show. Jack loves it. What are you guys? What are you guys?

Three really grumpy dads. Old, old, old guys. Sets it home with his buddies and goes, you should see these old bastards. Losers. Did you watch a B.O.F. Today?

What's a bunch of old fucks? It's on YouTube. Every day, about 10, 15 in the morning. Yeah. They talk about hockey a little bit, but then it just It'll turn into something. It'll turn into a magpie death.

Yeah. Or the talking about gravy. I got a second screener work. I just put boff up. Yeah. I love B.O. I saw a dead magpie. There's no way that magpie died by itself.

Oh, but I had these birds back when I was a kid. They'd get drunk. Anyway, there you go. That's your sports on a Sunday. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. That, uh, so now.

Can they stave again, Dean? That's a good question. It's on the road, which has been very, very traumatic for them, Dino. There are no, there are zero indications that they'll be able to stay. If you want to talk about lasting, the Leafs face it tonight. You guys can't, I mean, it's a little bit more, there's more longevity to it, but Jets are 0 and 5 in the road, goalies the shits. Oh, but it'll be better this time, this time.

Oh, and six, I think, aren't they? Fool me one. Shame on. One of the Dallas wins is in Winnipe. Oh, you're right. This is game six. So in, and what are they hearing in Toronto?

You guys can't do it. And you've never done it. You know what they're being in Toronto? It's like they're doing the bring out your dead. And it's like, we're still alive here. They're just dragging the corpse into the street. Like you're at the funeral. The guy's not dead yet.

It will be going to die. Because you kind of talked about it yesterday. Whether it was by 100 or. by one, you lost the last game. Yeah. It was demoralizing. Big time. What does that matter now?

It's two days later, a plane ride, you're in a different city. Shooters. Yeah, you're down in the series. And one more on top of that is that you're like, shit, we can do better than that. And this team has had some big blow, losses in the playoffs over this nine year run. But when they get their doors blown off, they've actually

been good the next game. I think they're like five. and one after games they've lost by four or more. And I still think Florida is a better team, but I just won't be surprised at all if we have a good game tonight. I won't. The regular season doesn't mean shit to me. No, this is all playoffs last nine years.

All just, at least five years. That's to the run of the core four here. Nine. Yeah. Nine times a core four. It's a very much go ahead and prove me wrong. 100%. That's why everyone's already held the funeral.

They're not even dead yet. Yeah, yeah, but you're going to die. You guys never get this done. We've seen it before. And at the same time, a win tonight doesn't, that's not a, how it showed you. That's what I argued with you yesterday. It's like, wow, they're going to sell it as well.

And broobies just sets up perfect. Well, then you got to win game seven. And then, okay, well, now you got to kind of keep winning. You know what it is once they get to the game seven. Then we get those close out stats are like, oh, yeah, they're two and 13. Their last 15 close out games. Yeah, losers. Yeah, they've actually lost them games that weren't close out games.

that are like the yeah it's just there's so much there that's why we need them to win tonight it's peak chaos if we can get a game seven yeah i would love a game seven yes i'll mention in toronto on an all canadian final is what i want yeah careful i guess i don't care i care a lot i'm invested in shirding the oiler stock it's not gone well yeah this goes back to our pre-show So who has a better chance of winning on the road in must wins, Winnipeg or Toronto? I'll say Toronto tonight. I'll go Winnipeg. Jack, who do you have more faith in?

Now, if you're going to add percentages to my optimism, it's very close. Yeah. What's the Jets road record? 0 and 5. Yeah, Leaves. Well, look, at least I haven't won in Florida yet. They took a two-nothing lead there and then soiled themselves. That's the issue I have with the Leafs is that they have to play the Panthers.

Yeah, there is. There is a very good team and they play the right way. Yeah, it's not like you're playing some mystery team. It's a very good cup winning, defending champ team. So they have pedigree. Okay. But that is something. However this series ends, there was a two nothing series lead and a lead in game three for this Toronto team that had a lot of people thinking it's different.

That was, you know what? That's L.A. King, Yes, it was very similar. A week ago, the stories were coming out in game three. Here's why this team is different. And now here we are on the Friday. This team is not different at all. It is the same shit. And if we can get to another elimination game. Oh, baby. To claw back to avenge the 6-1 embarrassment at home to get back to home ice and then get pantsed again.

So tonight's Friday, it'll be Sunday night. Is it going to be? I would guess. I'm having all you guys over on Sunday if that came on. I got a prime rib rose from Bontan. It's ready to rock. We're going to, we're nailing it, boys. Let's do this.

Yeah, I can swim by after hockey. That's great. Jack, have you ever been to Rett's house? Once, yes. When we went out to. Was I there? Yeah, you were there. It was just him of the shovel.

Wait a minute. We all drove about to strike. We were like about to Stratham. You were on his step. Like I, I mean, you didn't. I walked in and hang out. I was in there for a good five minutes. I walked into the kitchen and chatted for five minutes.

That's the, I've never gone up or downstairs. I just have gone to the island in the kitchen. You guys are coming over. Chauvin. I'm coming over. The hell with the concert. Who sings that?

I don't know. It'll be Sunday. It's a girl. 5.30 if it happens. A game seven. I think we deserve that. That would be nice. Yeah, it's a long weekend.

It's a long weekend. Go to overtime. I'm not turning you off. It's raining out. That's our bond for the fires. That's the bontan beef Sunday. Yes, that's our prime red. That's our, that's our beef day.

We'll bring Greg Keller too. Yeah, come on over. Everybody's in time with him yesterday. Chat with him yesterday. You know, I was right about better. Yeah, we know. Yeah, I know. I'm actually calling him on hot dogs.

I don't know if he likes it. Yeah, he's a Sam Bennett guy. He's also just fine. seeing Toronto and all that is the Toronto universe in peril. We were talking about it. Like there's, I find it really hard to imagine Brad Schroving, not offering Sam Bennett way too much money this summer.

If things go as we think they go, which is to suggest they'll lose to Florida and that Sam and his agent are smart enough to just get to July 1. You can always sign back in Florida. But he also, it's the rare occasion where it's kind of what he needs, but he's also had that guy. So he knows what he is and what he isn't.

I mean, he's not a top line, center. No, he's exactly what his team needs. They're not a regular season problem team. They're a playoff season problem team. He's a playoff performer. What would you do, Dean? That just feels like

you're back in that, remember in the leaf years when it is, but they're chasing and they have to win. They give a bunch of money to Clarkson. What? And he played a year and then got in, you know what? Like that I know, but look at Sam Betty's taking over the series. I know, but Clarkson was an animal for New Jersey. For one year

he heard his back, son. It's not his fault. Couldn't play anymore. How do you know? No. Clarkson came in. He's wearing 93. He loves Dougie Gilmore. Hey, Sam Bennett played for Dougie Gilmore. Loves, same Kingston, woo. Ha. Kingston beauties. Let's go. G.T.H.L. The thing with... You just have to have a verbal.

I don't know if you were here because you came back Thursday. Yeah. Mitch Marner is without question, a better hockey player than Sam Bennett. October to mid-April. He's had a hundred-point season. Sam's got over 50 once. When he's on the ice, you outscore your opposition at incredible rate. Mitch is a power play weapon.

Sam takes more penalties than he draws. Like, he's a good player in the regular season. He is not a great player. But if you have to pick one for a seven-game series, it is not close. 32 out of 32 GMs will pick Sam Bennett. Sam's a good player. But it's the playoff thing is why I think Treloving is drooling,

not because it's like, oh, yeah, he's the number two centers. I was like no because he'll take over series like right from game one he gets in on the goalie and completely changed the course of the series killed stillars you know what else he won't be worried about the pressure of Toronto he'll engage with it but he does have sandals and his feet in the sand I'll tell you well that's tough too that fresh fish is good I got a favorite spots down south here taxes are wonderful looking around a three Pete maybe at that point please should I go to Toronto what are you are you crazy you an idiot? You were the first one to get down here and tell everybody. Yeah, I'm driving a Lambo. I got a place in the water. This is terrific. Reinhardt. Why is true.

Screw you. You know. Not a chance. That will be. But it could pay more tax, too. There is that. Yeah. I mean, for,

just for, for Sam. Because that sees our guy. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Thank. Will there be enough money in Florida for him to stay?

this is the whole rub what's the what are the offers going to be all of that he had now he's won he's won a cup he's won a uh whatever that trophy was right he was on that team the calder no the four nation thing he's got one of those now is there a cop on that yeah they made a trophy he's getting around with it awkward thing it's way better than that world cup vase of flowers a little bit trumpet in the middle yeah it was just a middle I think it melts too we got to I mean we got time to talk well and look he might yeah it's Whether they win or lose, that'll weigh on this, too, I think, in terms of like, it's not crazy at this point to suggest Florida can

went back to back. We haven't seen that in quite some time. Yeah. I guess, well, Tampa bubble stuff, but actual real fans hockey. If you're, let's say Florida's playing a hard line with Sam, because Aaron Eckblad's a free agent too, and they got to pay a lot of guys, and they pay a lot of their guys to keep them. Let's say they say, we're going to give you a 6.9 million a year times seven.

Okay, well, I think I'm worth more than that. And Toronto's like, you know, nine and a half times seven. And after tax is probably not that big of a gap. Like I really think that's what Sam, to your point, like how much it's the after tax money is probably going to be close. But you're going to get some dumb offers July 1. 20 teams are a Sam Bennett away, they believe. What do you think? What is Florida?

Are they a cup contender for the next five years? Next two or three, sure. Have they peaked? Like what? A lot of it's Bobrovsky. You're going to need. Still going. Because what I'm saying is if you're, if you're Sam, you're thinking, I need the money.

Okay, so it's going to be, it's going to be there. More else. What do I? 29. If I want to be on a competitive team, am I better here? Am I better? I don't know. I think for the next three years it'd be hard to pick a place better than Florida.

Because Ryanhart's still elite. Barkov's getting the Selkie every GD year. The forestlings emerged into a very, very good defenseman. Bob is still excellent when he's right, as he's been for the last. Nobody wins for a decade in a row. Five years of real good hockey is hard for a

organization to... Yeah, because you trade your first at the deadline every year. The prospect pools whittled away to nothing. It used to be a lease. Now, that being said, Carolina is how many years in a row when they've played well. So, I mean, you can be competitive. They're in a window to win

hang banners right now. And, you know, it's a bit of a fool's area. Who's going to be good in five years? Like, well, you thought Buffalo five years ago. We were wrong. There's other teams we thought they'd be old by now, but they're still hanging on. Like, I don't know. I guarantee Buffalo would take them, too, if he wants to go to Buffalo.

I think 20 teams have happened to overpay that guy. I saw a quote from Maurice. Sorry, I'm trying to think of what, like, okay. Everyone's got their own. What would I, what would you do? There's no way I'm leaving. I don't give a shit. What Toronto?

And you've actually lived in Florida. I don't know what it's like. It is so good. I can wrap my head around. we've been we've all been like the idea of the beach being i've seen you know we saw the cup party videos with the hey there's a boat in my backyard this is nice it would but again i'm kind of the i believe you said i was a bump on a log yesterday yesterday i said that yes you said you you strike me not so much as a nerd oh as more a bump on a log i don't know what that is i hope

i think you did he's not refrefer filed it away this is the 24 hour waiting period i filed it away for future use. I feel like you just push that down. Yeah, 24 hour cooling off period. I mean, I got a great check. I got a cup. Life is good. The money, every I mean, it's, I know we've talked about this and you're like, hey, a million dollars

is a million dollars. I just don't, once you're at that level and so much money's going into your checking every two weeks. I can say this. A million dollars is a million dollars, but I can also I am not in the same calendar. Yeah, yeah. They are.

everyone's different when it comes to money. It wasn't about max money all the time. You've got to win. Win. Win. Win, like where you are, like your teammates. Don't forget, and this is not a situation for Florida, because they are in a win now mode.

But how many guys have we seen go sign on a team they think they're going to win? And the other side, what I'm saying is, every team believes they will win. Right. September 1st, there are 28 teams. They're called 25. Sure. But most of them will lie to you at least and say,

and the guys in the room, you're not a professional athlete playing the NHL if you don't think you can make a difference in a game. Yeah, your job is professional athletes to build culture, believe you can win, and you've beaten all the odds your whole life to get there. Why would the odds matter now? It doesn't affect me.

So sometimes you don't even. even I don't know like I'd have a hard time knowing what it's like in Florida knowing what it's like when you almost win in Florida knowing the tax situation knowing I can F off what it's way too hot in Florida and not have to change anything knowing that like luckily we're good yeah there's lots of examples of what Sam's gone through like Sam Ryanhart 60 goal a year the season prior. Free agent that summer went right to the wire, re-signed, took less to stay there. Ryan Hart's making 8.625.

Probably could have gone north of 10 if you wanted to go to a place like Chicago and play with Bedard, but that ain't cups, that ain't sand, that ain't sticking together with your band of champions. When you go to the airport in Florida, you get on the plane and you take off. You don't wait for the wind to die,

or the snow to stop and the D-I-E-I-E-E. Casing. No? Carter for Hagee. Just signed a deal. He's taken less to be there. The other thing about is it's not just lifestyle. He,

and again, he's in his, I guess it's maybe a dog. He's had his best, 28 goals, 20 goals, 25 goals. He's been the best Sam Bennett hockey player in Florida. And be Sam Bennett in Florida.

And just be Sam Bennett. Don't go to Toronto and think you have to be more. Don't think that. here would be part of my concern if I'm the agent for Sam, but yes, we can get more. Yes, Toronto's a good situation. Yes, they're capable of winning. Okay, now he's making 10.

I'm just sure. What happens to guys that sign those big deals? A lot of pressure. A lot of pressure. I can get us 90 points. Get rid of Marner. I can do. People don't talk about it enough here.

You be Sam Bennett. That was part of why it wasn't going to happen here. he had been tied to the highest pick in franchise history. He would, the flames had never picked in the top four before. He was number one in Central Scouting. He was supposed to be a star. I don't think he really embraced his blue collar mucky.

Yes. Tough guy, center shit disturber role fully until he left. We saw flashes of in the playoffs, but he's embraced that I'm not a star, but I'm a really important role player on this team in Florida. And I think maybe we underestimate. how big he is. I was going to say Paul Maurice the other night was in his post game or whatever, and he had made something, a comment paraphrasing, that this is culturally the strongest team that

he's had there. Yeah. Which, okay, yeah, you're winning and you're, but when, I'm just trying to remember, when Sam went to Florida in that trade, we know Florida is good young team, but not like this. Not like this. How big a part of this cultural shift is Sam Bennett? He's a, he's a big part of why that guy. He was very well liked here. Guys did not want. to see Sam Bennett leave. And I was just going to say, what happened to the north of us in the cultural capital?

They've got the two best players or two of the best players in the world. Do you think those two dummies didn't talk and say, I'll resign if you're resigning? Do you think that the Florida Panthers don't have a conversation going, dude, oh, whoa, whoa, where do you think you're going? And if you are staying in Florida,

they're playing it perfectly. Just drag it along a little longer, get a little more, and you stay where you always wanted to be in the first place. Like those guys are talking too. Like, why?

Ryan Hart just went through this. For Hage, he just went through this. And guys did leave. Guys did leave. Oh, yeah, left.

Maybe he wasn't offered a contract. Who was the defenseman that went to Seattle? It does. I'm just saying that, don't think that those conversations don't play on your mind either. Dude,

are you actually, are you? Yeah, Montur, how wasn't in Seattle? Well, Rain's all fucking winter. And the team sucked.

How's the beach? I made more money, but I hate it here. Barkoff, Kachach, Ms. Reinhart. Verhege

Seth Jones now That's the thing Like there's some St. Jones money But those guys are all in And they got Seth knocked down A long time I don't think that Sam Bennett

Would worry about the The pressure in Toronto But when things don't go well It is there Like you said You can't go to the grocery store You know what you don't get in Florida Bothered at all

Yeah How is there any part of it? Pavel Burray came to Florida And loved it Could do whatever he wanted He was so sick of the Vancouverites. Yeah, Vancouver couldn't move. Get me the out of here.

It was perfect for him. There is. So even if the team's shit, if the team's shit in Toronto, I'm of the, I wouldn't care because I don't pay attention enough and you go about your work. But there are people, you are going to get shit talked and there is going to be a pressure to it. In Florida,

you could be terrible. And no one knows you exist. Is there any, a little blurb in the paper. Is there any, because I was going to say, we've got the cart way in front of the horse as we're talking about Toronto. We don't know if he wants to go to Toronto or not,

but just kind of feeding that. How much of what we're, he was there for the demoralizing debacle the other night. He's getting a front row seat to all that is shit. But again, he won't believe he knows that. He's going to go there and say, I'm a difference maker.

Wow. If Sam Bennett wants to help the Toronto Maple Leafs win a Stanley Cup because that's in his heart, then fine. And if you're at your living, you're getting the front row seat as well, do you know? Oh, yeah. Taking over a series who's making what, like five? Like you're like, why am I paying Marner 14? This is the cat I need.

If I can go Matthews, Bennett, Tavares, I think I can line up with anyone down the middle in a playoff series. And I kind of agree with it. His blood, Trilliving, must have been boiling the other night. That's his boy. And watching Marner and everything else. Martin had them, you know, here's the thing. Treloving came in two seasons ago and you get a year to kind of see what's going on. And then it was last July, the Mitch Marner full no move kicked in.

And you're like, oh, what's going to happen here? And it was really quiet all year and they didn't make life difficult on him. And he had a great year. It's been the same, Marner in the playoffs. And people are like, you can't walk him out for nothing. It's like, no, they're going to spend that money. It'll be fine. Are you going to judge?

Well, there's always that side of it. You've got the money that comes off the book, this and that. But should Trilliving be judged on not moving murder? It couldn't do it this year. It was just so soon. That's why I think it's too bad. Because he inherits the coach. He's changed the coach now.

He's done a bit of an overhaul in the roster. Like, I think if he had a little more runway, he cuts us off at the past. The other thing is, too, though, there's that no move. It kicked in a year ago, yeah. So you had to get done before last time. That's why I saw it. And so it's a real tight turn for him arriving and just trying to figure out what's going on. Is this my coach?

Are these my players? Who am I bringing back? And you're a year in and you're like, shit. Like if we got a couple more bounces, our goal stays healthy. We don't have migraines. We might win round one. You son of a bitch. And then you got to make a call on Marner right there before his no move kicks in.

That's a tough spot. David Clarkson with New Jersey, 30 goal season. Then the following year. Who was running things in Toronto? Jeff Fingers. Has 15 goals. Who is running things in Toronto at that? 15 and 48.

So, you know, another good, you know, 25 goals. Goes to Toronto as a free agent. Five goals in 60 games. 10 and 58 the following season, off to Columbus. Ouch. They did. We'll take a bad contract for another bad contract for Clarkson. I'm trying to remember where they brought in.

Guy with the bad back was in Boston. Yes. Backus. No? No. Who was it? Horton? Yes.

Nathan Horton. Thank you. Horton. Here's a who? Good one. Hank, Gordon. My kid to ask me, why does he hear that?

Don't be an idiot. That's what you do. So did you sit him down to watch the movie? No, I call him an idiot. Smart enough. I don't know what you love. I see what you're saying.

Dave Nowness. Our boy. All I'm saying is that it just has those same this guy's a local guy he's a you know he's heart and soul and this is the kind of we've got some stars this is what we need to this is the kind of player you pay him too much money you bring him in well then you just give us your take down on it is if you're the Toronto Maple leaves do you not want him I don't worry about Sam Bennett not playing well there bump on the log he wouldn't do you just because it's like I'm not calling because I don't think I I'm not going to be told how to

Rookie season, misses the whole year with injury, comes into the playoffs, he's awesome. Go to the bubble, he's awesome against Dallas. You know, every, you're a top seed, you lose to Colorado. Bennett was one of the only guys going in that series. He has consistently been an elite playoff performer. Dave Clarkson is not that resume. And there are some similarities. They're physical, they're powerful guys.

Those guys tend to not age particularly well. But the Leafs are missing one thing. Gutsi playoff performers. you look at the nine years where they've had Tavares, Marner, Nealander, Matthews. Yeah. There are no great playoff performances out of that group. Nealander's had some big goals,

but they need people that can turn it up this time of year, and that's why Bennett's the perfect fit. Yeah, listen, I'm not, I'm just kind of playing the other side. And it's also, it's one of those things, if it just for Toronto, it feels like if it can go wrong, it's going to go wrong. Yeah, I would rather, you know who else would really want Sam Bennett? Every other team.

Yeah. You know who else? Montreal. I gave a team that just lost and looked soft. Vegas. And it's a real nice place to play as well. And they're ruthless. Yeah.

Right. He fit in their DNA more than Marner. Part of the issue becomes, okay, well, Toronto or Vegas, Vegas is good. Well, now all of a sudden, on the tax and the weather thing, it might be a tie. Right. See, that's the other, sorry to jump on you. We can make a, you can build an easy case as to why teams would want Sam Bennett.

Yeah. Who wants to pay 14 for Marner based on what you've seen? The complete polar opposite in the playoffs. There's a lot of Taylor Hall situation going on with Mitch Marner. Taylor Hall was going to free agency, was going to get a massive deal coming out of Jersey. Yeah, that MVP caliber season. Was going to crush it and got a one year at eight

and has continually declined in salary and production. I think it's not my place to. It's the playoff stuff. that's what the difference is. Marna's still going to be a really good awesome then. If you can't help me win in the playoff. A team that wants Mitch Marner is a team that's having trouble

getting it. Not a team that's already in and can't win. He's just simplifying it too much. I can't what you're saying. But so, okay, now we got Marner and he helps us get in, but we can't win when we're in because we got Mitch Marner. What about Pittsburgh? God, no.

Why? Because they're tearing this thing down. They're not building it up. You're still tearing down. Yeah, I wouldn't see Pitt. I guess I see that. Why not? I still think it's the same way.

You want Mitch Martyr's going to get you 90 to 100 points. No, because Pittsburgh's been in and not one and it's time to rebuild. They haven't been in years. That's what you want for Pittsburgh to do. That doesn't mean that's no, that's what their actions and their, you know, GM's said essentially as much. That's why Mike Sullivan's not done it. It's like it's time to rebuild.

Anyway, I don't think he's going to Pittsburgh either, but your argument for Utah or, so you're a new team, a new franchise. You need a star. You need a face of the franchise. Your team is built to keep. continue to get better. You didn't make it this year. Why does Mitch Marner?

So we get in and then what? You lose. But at least you got in and your fans have something to cheer about. I'm telling you, it's not without. I'm just saying that if you're a smart, like, all the boards that are there are not, I don't believe we're going to change. I will trust Jay Rose Hill has watched more

and that he's got a, and a little bit that I've seen of Mitch Marner and whatever seems to be a common theme. Do you think this is a, How old's Mitch Marner? Do you think at the age of 30? He's going to go from, I can't figure, I'm terrible in the playoffs.

No, he's going to continue to be here. I don't know, right? Like, I don't. And so that's only really valuable to a team that is dying so hard just to get in. Or is there a spot where a team can say, look, we know what he is. We've got enough around him to protect him. Yeah, like, Phil Kessel, this guy can't. Yes, but when Phil doesn't have to.

Phil Kessel's contract. You can't pay him as the top guy is what I'm saying. Is there a team out there that's got the foundation where it's this guy doesn't need to do post game. He just, yeah, he's going to get paid. Non-hockey market. Put up your points. Got lots of toughness around them. I don't know.

Like that would be Vegas for me. That would be Vegas. Florida. Boy, it doesn't feel like that's Vegas's DNA though. No, but if I think he'd have a better chance of turning him around in Florida. They don't want any interest in him. They don't have any side. But that's where your argument makes no sense to me.

Like that's, to me, that would be. You can't put Utah in Florida in the same box. One team is dying just to get in. The other is trying to hang banners. Yeah, but that's why he's saying one is a better fit in his opinion. He's saying it's not a fit in Utah. I'm like, hello, it's a huge fit in Utah. Well, you know everything, so it must be.

No, I just think it's. Because you have that opinion, it's, you declare it to be true. Florida is the spot where you have the, you have the room. Where's the best spot for learners with guys that can surround him and play, just put up points and we'll deal with the rest. They've got the best culture in the end of it. They play the right way. he doesn't have to play everyone else will do all the hard lifting for him and just come put up points and there's no pressure because no one fucking knows who you are yeah they don't have

the cap it's not a fit there but i can't hear what you're saying like they could observe them they don't have any but in terms of just stylistically that's why he would work there yeah of course yeah and in real world it's like they're gonna absolutely pay sam bennett before they choose ordinarily Tampa bay but it feels like they're i don't know what's going on there it doesn't feel comfortable in Tampa bay from the coach to the no it does or the And guess who you get to face in the first two rounds over here? Florida. You're the little sibling now.

That used to be, you used to be the big brother. Now you're a little brother. It'll be a fun one to watch. Will it, is there a scenario where the pay, the money isn't there that he and everyone assumed? I think we all did.

Yeah. And again, what's the money? Like, does he get 12 instead of 14? Like, he's going to get paid. It's just,

is someone going to really blow the doors off after watching another playoff meltdown? Maybe you're at the ranton in my, Because regardless of what you think your room is. No way you should make more than random. How solid you, the veterans, all of this, and how you want to sell it to yourself, you are buying a proven playoff dud at this point in his career. Regular season stud, playoff dud.

That is his DNA. And how were we judged by playoffs? Fascinating. And he's not going to Toronto. I can't see. Look, they have to win two. in a row and beat Florida and he has to play well for that even have a snowball chance in hell and that's just it okay go get three to do the things you've never done go go be the guy you're

like hell about going to Dallas tomorrow like yeah oh shut out in Dallas okay I'm a believer you got to be back okay they've waited nine years for the the Mitch Marner legacy playoff game nine hasn't happened it's gonna be bad after when it goes next year because then it's 10 we won't be able to push that button what about her Because I don't know if it's in the Pinner report. Kings sticking with Jim Hiller. They like a load of confidence, I guess. Maybe fire the video guy.

GM, I guess too, right? Your GM. Once they get McDavid in there, boy, they'll be deep at center. Hey, Paul of the Rainer just in LA. I think they're more worried about having to get around him in the playoffs. That's the easiest way to do it. What do you do? Can't beat him.

Give him 25 million. Bring him in. We're in trouble. I really don't. I know. We're in big trouble here in Alberta. It's weird because you don't like to talk in weird hypotheticals, but this McDavid playing in Toronto and Los Angeles that you trot out.

I know, I'm praying for it. I know you are. I'm on my knees at the altar every day, praying for the McDavid departure. But you aren't saying it's reasonable. You aren't keen on having fun with certain scenarios, but that one,

that one you're okay with. Very good. Yeah, the make-believe stuff is not your strong. Again, I need this. I'm not being rational. I need. Okay.

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there's not many places that are going to say that. Where are you going to go today? Where you could say I went and they were able to help me. Hearing loss month or hearing improvement month. I heard something. Did you? You heard that? I did my rounds.

Like maybe you have a good sandwich. It's awesome, but probably didn't change your life. Probably not going to change your life. A visit to the hearing loss clinic definitely could. Locally owned and operated, started with just a wee little shop in Calgary. Now five in Calgary, five in BC, and have been helping people and changing their lives for years and years. Studies show that health risks like dementia, depression, others linked to untreated hearing loss.

And we've said it before, you go to the dentist, you go to the doctor. If you've got something, you handle it. Go to the eye dock. You're going to get your eyes for it. Just why are we not doing it? with our hearing. Seems silly. It's a little, seems reckless. And frankly, pretty immature. It's not logical. Grow up. Grow up. That's me, not them. That's not the model.

Helping you hear better. Simply their way of helping you live better. Book and assessment today. Hearing loss. Dot C.A. That's a better motto, by the way. It is better. Yeah. It's a little nicer. It's probably the way to go. Hey, dummy. Check your ears. No, I can't use that. Why are you so immature, you petulant child? Hearing loss, not see. A lot of people are, what are the flames going to go after, Marner?

What about the flames? And so here is where. Well, it'll help us get in the playoffs. And again, where does the direction and decision making in this organization come from? Can I say something? And I don't want to say it. I thought it was, I said

I was going to say it once. Do you need the GM hat? No, no, this is a concerned fan hat. Oh, that's what the C stands for. When those. dummies win. Don't do it. Up there.

Don't do it. What happens to our ownership? Don't do it. They hold their top and they're like, F this. We've got to. We've got to go over. We got to. F your plan, Conroy.

Those guys are just one. We can't have. We're going to get all the Browers and Neals and Hamanix. We're going to do this. We're going to spend a free agency. We're going to spend our way out of this rebuild. Please don't do that. I'm a little worried.

That's why we need them to go to L.A. We got to get in on this. We need your prayers. We can't have those two ass hats coming through and snot bubbling us, ruining our vibes. Our juju. They're stealing all the juju. We need blood sacrifices.

Get that magpie and cut the best. Yeah, cut the head off of it and whatever it's doing. Yeah, I don't. I believe that to be a concern. Well, I bring it up because it is. in the back of my brain. And to where you got the jump-off point, just to back it up a tiny bit,

you spent a lot of time two and three years ago screaming for a rebuild. And it points this year, you're like, why do you have 20 million in cap space? Go spend it on a scorer. That would be the difference between you're getting in and out. It would have been. Mitch Martin is that guy.

And that's the horrifying thing, is you could see how people could convince themselves that that would be a good decision on July 1. Oh, we got to get in. But all this cash face anyway, we've re-sign. to everyone. We've locked up all our young guys. We still got 15 to 20 million.

We were the third or fourth lowest scoring team in the entire league. Got a great goal. We love our coaching staff. Great structure. We're a mariner away from being a playoff team. Trillivine's laughing at us again. Totally. But you can see

this is why he will get paid this summer because Calgary could think that. Utah could think that. You know, there's a bunch of teams that you can put in that box that have been out of the so long. They're just starving just to get back in. It's not smart, but it's... Wound tight. It's a real thing.

Here's the best case scenario to your problem. What you think is going to... It could happen. Just don't let that happen. Right. Yeah. That just let the goalie become a dump truck and... Dump truck.

You don't need to worry about it. Just slow moving big... Oh, oh. I don't know what you were talking about. Skinner. Oh, I thought it was talking about. Oh, I thought it was talking about. with a phlegis of no stupid he's saying okay that does not

guarantee that the cultural capital then you don't need to that's go right to the all right thank you for reassuring cut right to it thank you yeah i'm about to be a big dallas fan i always loved on jure the jets win that means we're going to be exhausted all right carry on dean back to you dean time for the pinda report okay back to me presentation of village honda uh uh uh uh They want that pre-owned vehicle. They've got new vehicles, the hybrid touring CRV. It's not going to drive your kid to crossfield.

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Villachonda, located in the Northwest Auto Mall. It's the Pinder Report. Let's go to Flamesnation.cafellas. We're here in May, we are not having conversations between Rasmus Anderson and the Calgary Flames because he's captainy-sweetened at the World Championships. Hell is Pike just making sure. But guess what? When the world championships end, Greg Conroy will have a few weeks to the draft

and we'll want to know what Rasmus Anderson's camp wants. And the Calgary Flames are going to say, here is what we think a good deal looks like. And Rasmus' camp is going to say, here's what we think a good deal. deals looks like. Are we confident those two numbers will be close? Because I'm not. I think the I'm skeptical. I would have to read Ryan Pike. We're encouraging you do that, right? I'd love you to go to Flames Nation. And then I'll have a better. And so if those numbers aren't close, like let's say the flames want to give him the Pionc deal, but he wants to do a chickering deal. Like I'm just curious. So the Seth Jones. What tie in his trade when he went from Columbus to Chicago. He had one year left on his deal.

he was a better player at the time than I think Anderson is now, but there are some similarities in terms of the roles they play, the position they are, and what a potential return. Well, this is what the article tells you. There's Adam Boquist and two firsts and a second. That's more than I'd expect to get for Rasmus,

but I'd also, you know, it's not Noah Hannafin with two months left you're trading either. So you can start to build some goalposts of what a reasonable return would be. Pike's done a good job with it. We'd encourage you go to the website to read it. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Aided Pike. Big bad wolf. Big bad wolf. What do we got here? Yeah. Raz is laying it down here for us here on Flames Nation. Don't see as well.

A writer? So many writers. What else going on? Jack. He's all AI. Who's recruiting these people? It's got to be the wrench. Pipe wires.

Is it the wrench? I don't think it's the ranch. Does pass some work off or what? Probably. He's smart. Maybe Pike's just AI and all this. And he's got all these, what do you call it? Go straight.

Stage name? now my name's a misty montana no it's not take off your top uh flame station here's a fun one slow check republic's playing at the world today let's dive into this roster because we got a forever aflame playing left wing on the top line best player outside the league is still giving a kick and ass still dominate remember how mad they got us at us for saying What? It's the best what? He's the best.

These guys, this centerman is going to come in and make a different. Yeah. It's on the wing, eh? You know, he's a winger. No,

no, no, we think he's a winger. Okay. I'll be, no dear. Yeah, but why shouldn't we try to do it?

Because it's a good, I'm just saying, then maybe our hopes are. Here's a hot tip for you. You might want to know what position a guy plays for you bring a man. Here's the thing. The guy on the right side. That's what you should go and get.

That's the type of player. One of the bits you and I did. like six years ago that people still talk about is that Yarmur Yager one more night he was reminiscing about playing with

Jamaica and the K. You were there for that two years. It's one night in Minsk. One night. Just one more night. That was funny.

Also on the team looking who's starting to net. Disco Dan Vladar. Go get him. Forever. Well, he needs a contract. We don't know.

Right on back. Former Frank. What are you going to do? Let's trying to give him $3 million. move on i said too much he's like oh what you got all this money oh he's got three million for that guy to play 30 you know what just if you went back over time and we went through my opinion versus you two idiots i think you should listen to my opinion bring him back uh adam clapka also oldt up front on the side there

clapka in action today clap dog clapper clap on clap off the clap dog he's an olympian uh yes This is the Olympics. Nailed it. Well, this is. Although he's an act, it looks like he's got a black ace. He's in. Yeah. He's a, but dress.

So this is going to be so far-fetched that when the Olympics are played next year, he's not going to be there? I love to sniff. I think he's got a great chance to make that team. You guys. You know what I'm talking about? You have terrible support for you. The guy in the third line changes tires,

a fountain tire. Jay Fleck? I mean, the flexter. No disrespect to fountain tires. it's a tire changer. Oh, they're excellent. Phil Coatheck.

He works in I just mean in terms of being on an Olympic team. It's not the tough. Yeah, our website's down again. Code of Tech can you get in here? So it's Klapka's fault then? And what you're saying is it's like Klapka's fault that he was born in the check. You know what it is? Context.

Terrible context. Adam Klapka's an Olympian. Yeah. It's like, hey, Eddie the Eagle is an Olympian. Yeah, for country that doesn't have a. But again, this goes back to your shitty attitude about life. and everything else. So this is a great accomplishment.

He's playing in the Olympics. Congratulations. I don't have a damn what country you're playing for. Congrats to the clap dog. You know where Dean's not playing? The Olympics. Carry on. Back to me, guys.

Jamie Ben parking ticket, that official this morning, 5K. God, he's going to be sour, eh? I hate those parking tickets. You know,

it's for the kids, apparently, because the PA uses this as in their fund. It's a front. It's a front. It's a front. Oh, my. rat has just uncovered a huge

if i was an investigative reporter i'd do some digging he's getting continued to get us into trouble hey just what did i you can't there's no such thing as mockery if i was an investigative reporter former n-h-l or accuses rat boarder NHPA charity money under new investigation thanks to Red border keep moving. Washington's done.

Hope you enjoyed their season guys. They're the tough go against Carolina. Even the storm search was Tommy. He had a great year. He had a great year.

What the hell's he doing now? Tom Wilson? Oh, yeah. MJ? Yeah. He's got like a plane that's like leopard print.

It's all right. This yacht? Did you see his yacht? He's living all right. I'm talking about. Didn't he just announce he was going to go do some commentating for big networks? I think they are. You guys are so out to lunch on sports.

You're talking about Mark Messier. He's on T&T. Yeah, with P.K. Sue. MJ. Move on. Hey, guys, it's Ace. Tonight we got some games. Ace here.

Tom, Tom, it's Ace. We're back in the studio, Ace here. I'm like Pavel Burray. I don't want anyone to know that I'm even doing this. Just keep it under the. the radar because if people start looking at us, we are going to get absolutely dummied. Make sure we get a few clips of

questioning the NHLPA today, Jack. Thanks. Game six today. No, this is not tonight. This is tomorrow. What? What? Is tonight? Am I a chavid aneurysm. Are you all right? It's not the date at the top of the screen. 8 p.m. This is your life. This is what you live for. You don't even like your family as much as you like going to

the bar and watch. Yes, the schedule is how I can It was. Tonight or tomorrow was. We just looked for the game seven and I totally got sidetracked. Sunday at 5.30. It is a big. Yeah. It probably may not be played.

Yeah. Look at Barkoff. So does this confirm it's tonight? That says tonight. Okay. But maybe you'll listen to this podcast tomorrow. When did this come out? And it was yesterday.

Yeah. So I don't know. What network is it on? Time's a human construct. Can I get it on true? You can get it on Max. And Max. And Max.

Tint. Tevia. Tint. Tevia. let oh they do we should start using that don't they the Spanish commentators for the Florida team

maybe you can get back to us on that right it sounds like some more investigative journalism here this is not the whiteboard Austin Matthews big game corner what's not the whiteboard corner let's go Austin oh dear he's not been great this series is

I don't kiss this Shane Gillis yeah he's kind of that's not Austin Matthews Yeah, he's not being great. Shane, that'd be really proud of if he could play in a full series. That'd be unreal. Come on, Austin.

Yeah. Put the puck in the net. Now, someone in accounting wants you to point out the differences in these two photos. Corporate. I don't you? Yeah. So that's the, oh, yeah, this is good.

The house burning kid meme. And Kach in Toronto after a 6-1 drumming at the league. this is good. You don't like memes. Bad taste. See, what it is, Red. I understand. You have a character in the foreground.

So someone's house is burning down. We're going to poke fun at it. Okay. While something terrible is happening in the... You took the time to put this together. Because you're brilliant and you love memes. Indeed, we love the memes.

The house fire in this situation is the Leafs. It's being connected to what's happening in Toronto with the Leafs. that losing this game is similar to their house being on fire. You know, we're going to agree to disagree on whether that was good or not. Let's get something we'll all agree on. Let's go to something that's a unanimous consensus. Charles Barkley. Oh, Chuck.

Our dog. It's going back to Canada. Plain and simple. Go allers. Hey, what the fuck? Thank you, Chuck. Thank you for coming on the show. Chuck, are you still drunk?

Are you still drunk? On the Oilers. Hey, we love you. Beers, what's your question? I said, are you still? See you. Oh, I got evil. Where'd you go?

Hey, Biz. Did you ask me, am I still drunk? Yeah. Well, first of all, I got a hangover. If you go ask, your first question is, am I drunk? If I got a hangover, that means I was drunk yesterday. Not today. And you're getting drunk today, too.

I got a hangover. I got a hang. Yeah, yeah. Because I had an off night. and I went out and got drunk all night. And this is the only thing I got, I played golf. So I was on the golf course yesterday. It was a perfect day.

I played golf. I smoked cigars and I got drunk. Then I got drunk last night watching basketball and hockey. And you know what I'm going to do today? I'm doing the spinning chicklets, which y'all guys got an amazing podcast. So then I'm going to go back to bed. I'm going right back to bed. Then I'm going to get up.

and I'm going to get drunk and watch hockey and basketball again. It's a perfect day. You got any draws on right now, Chuck? No, I burned all my draws like 30 years ago. See, we can all get along with that. I love, I do like his big glasses. They're like granny glasses that he wears. Oh,

Chuck. W.HL's got a game five tonight, the medicine. You have not watching. I'm not saying it because my, the big dummy gut draft. these two teams are unbelievably skilled. I've watched.

And that hockey is fast and skilled and good. They got Andrew Kristall on that team? Yes. And Katten and you on the other side. And Basha and Lindstrom and Kenna. And some Pickford kid just broke a record for goals. It's big tigers fan. I love the tigers.

Yeah, you do. Always like Tiger. Yeah. Favorite cat. Oh. Yeah. You have a noise to Tiger me. That's a wolf.

Oh. How do we feel about this, Rhett? Empty netter, London, Oshua. This is the OHL playoffs. Okay, sealed it, but hang on now. Oh, no, we're not. What are you doing? Oh, we're doing the heartbreaker sliding on knees,

Nail, Yakupov, Theo Flore, Sully for the empty netter. Now that does wrap the series. Rhett, I need you to weigh in. Are you four or against East. in Cowan, Leaves Prospect, doing the heartbreaker selling on an empty net. Look at the time. Oh, yes. I would kick his ass.

See, bass. There, if I'm, this is a red's whiteboard corner of the pit or record. If I'm an overage. Yeah. Who's the coach for London? Oh, my God. Dale Hunter.

Dale Hunter puts Cowan back on the ice. I'm ending my career with a bang. Sorry. Mr. Cowan. Mr. Cowan. This is what you get. Whatever. Good for me.

He's excited, I guess. I'm just thinking I would be hurtful if I was the other team. Yeah, they don't hurt their feelings, eh? You're putting a target with three and a half left. Yeah. You kind of are. It'd be like, this was the 28th overall pick two summers ago by the least.

Oh, weird. A big showboat prick from Ontario. There you go. Thank you, Rhett. Keep moving. Back to me, guys. Cavary FC in action tomorrow. What?

Back to me. Oh, big surprise. Big showboat and prick from Ontario. No pricks here. Is that today? That is tomorrow. Oh, 3.30 on TSN. Alan Soccer.

Oh, and the. Can you get me tickets? Yeah, sure. Five is a lot. God. Actually. Add four more. Nine.

Oh, that's easier. Thanks. No problem. Nice round number. Yeah, there's nine packs. You want to come? Ten. Ten pack.

I was going off big win in Halifax last weekend. Back home. Let's go. Love it. That might be fun, actually. I'm going to call Bondo. Maybe we'll change your plans. There you go.

Bondo, the former, what, Calgary, Canuck, Canuck. Oh, yeah. I saw him in the weekend. Wait a second. Have you had any coverage of this? They got the big tournament going on. I know. It's been the big, like a national championship.

I heard yesterday. We got nothing but snakes and farts on the pinnard for. No snakes and farts yet, but stay tuned. I heard yesterday that the Canucks won first place. And I don't know how the tournament plays out. I think it's one full. Well, they get to choose who they play. I love it.

I hate it. I said, if I'm the Canucks coach, listen up. I forget his name. Yeah. I'm twitching out too now. Oh, boy. Yeah. So what's that?

It's that mutiny poo. Former hitman. Yes. Names up in the rafters. Bad Maran. Brad Moran. Moran. Thank you.

I would go live on Twitter or come to the studio. Yeah, go live on Twitter. Flip and say, I'm not choosing a team. Everyone's good. I don't want to have cannon fodder up on the wall in the other room. Canon fodder. Flip a coin. Head someone tells the other team.

team, that's who we play. That's what I would do. You know what Rats can do? You pricks can't force me to pick. Frickin' Enchie and he storms off and then they have to pick the lowest seeded team for him. What kind of stupid. I like it.

I do. I like it. I think it adds a nice layer. I would hate to be in the spot that you're talking about. Oh yeah. I would hate to have to do it. Yes. But just as a spectator.

Yeah. It's just adds drama. It's great. Flip a coin. Moran. Don't be dumb. Use your head. Don't do luck.

Here's the action. put a target on your team's back. 4 o'clock today, Sudbury Cubs against the Melford Mustangs. That's the no-j, Melford. Melford. Love the same. 7.30 tonight at Max Bell, Rockland Nations of the CCHL, which is also Ontario,

against the Northern Monitoba Blizzard. Oh, Dr. Another cocky prick from Ontario. A rock? Canucks will host tomorrow. They don't know who they play 4 p.m. at Max Bell. Imagine if I'm wrong on my hot take. because it is a low percentage.

Is that how it works? I don't know. You really came in. I was won over by your confidence. You convinced me that. That's what you got to do. You just, you walk up to the door.

They'll let you in. Yeah, I'm going in. What are you talking about? F off door, man. You know me. Okay. Well,

there's your bonus Calgary Connect's coverage brought to you by Rhett Warner. Go support the team. Don't be a lazy bastard. You don't want to watch hockey on TV all the time. Go out and watch the game. Max Bell. That's right.

I'll be there. Right after. You're not going to be there. I might go. You've got a lot of plans this weekend. You've got a lot of plans this weekend. It's a long weekend. That's on Sunday.

It's a long weekend. Lots of time to scozing in. Dean, being negative. Look at that. Oh, that doesn't work. You got that nine pack. That nine pack of tickets.

I was going to put a great sporting day together tomorrow. I was going to sell tickets to hang out with rent. Yeah. And the client. I was going to go to the. soccer game and then straight to the Canucks game. Double-headed. And we're going to hit the pub.

Me and like Barclay get just shit-faced. You and Jack going off for a drink. Oh, so good. Perfect day. So what put the wrench into that? Well, they play at the same time.

Oh, right. Conucks or cabs. Bad planning. And they're both going to be. If I had that flying bike, I could hop back. I was just saying that flying bike.

Star Wars. Were you here for him to show that? Oh, God. It's unbelievable. You got a lot. Well, I don't know. Rest of talking about flying cars.

Those sucked. This line bike, it's the real. EWalk. You can kill Ewox. Storm troopers. Zoom, right.

Chum. Yeah. That's the laser shooting. Yeah. Zoom. Chum chum. Some fat sweat hogs. Oh.

Oh, sorry. You can't double up. Surge are on the road. Our basketball season is underway in the CBL. We got a big comeback. We got a big comeback. Went up. Redmondson last week.

Oh, we got the search. They're on the road. They're on the road. It's all good. They're going to Niagara. The Niagara Sundowners. If I'm in, that's what they are? The Niagara Sundance.

It's the lions. Pride, I don't know. You've got them. You've got them. I haven't won yet this year. Yeah, they had a tough go, given that they have started season yet. Surge. Winless on the season.

Yeah, boy. Coach is already in hot water. Yeah. And the standings look like this. And the honeybees, they lost. their first one. Stingers, that's Evanston. Yeah. And they're in Winnipeg. And those stinking sea bears, Steve, the stinking

wettipers. They're coming into town soon. Screw them. I heard some sea bombs in Saskatoon while I was there. You did. Some guys lost his vape. What? Oh, upset. That is a pain in the ass. Happy birthday in order yesterday to one of the greatest kickers. Did we do a show yesterday?

In CFL, shut up history, has René Paradis 30. just another five years of excellence and you can pass Mark McLaughlin. Congratulations. He's good, right? He just makes him all from 50. No sweat.

HBD, Rennie, yesterday. But if you're listening to this yesterday, it would be a sports. True. True on that. All right. So like it. Long weekend.

Yesterday, kids are out of school. They got this day off. Yesterday. Extra long. It's unbelievable. And they're liking it. Kids like when schools. out. Dean, back

to you. Wow. It's enthusiasm. Good for him. I don't think you should go back. Vim and they waste a fricking time. Go sit outside. Go be an influencer. He'll need school. Yeah, I for school, right? Right? Kid ball's picking up.

A tournament's coming up the next few weeks. Spring ball and full flight. Watch for this umpire. A unique strike call. I'll strike. There is. That's terrible again. what we got next to we're having a good day

and again they're both laughing out loud oh I remember when a rep pretended to be a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan in the same series back and forth to the cities multiple times this guy's switching allegiances which you hate to see as a fan but he's had it Cowboys are done

this reasonable pricing because getting it lasered off is very expensive and time consuming I'm told done with the Cowboys Okay, speed it up. So lay a laser? So the shaving is back. How long is this going to take?

It's 26 minutes. Big, big Cowboys guy. What's he going to turn it into? What are we? It's front running for sure. They're like Affleck. Dragon. Yeah, the big wings.

That's the before and. It started there. It's a lot of there. Cheaps. It's nice that too, Eric. I don't trust people to do that. How could you go? Are they called the chiefs anymore?

Guys, cool. They are called the chiefs. They can't see chiefs. Oh, sorry. The commanders. That's what I. They're so called the commanders. It's a back shaving that would take the longest.

Right. That cashmere sweater. Oh, man. Yeah. All the tattoos is going to take a day or so, but. We're only five months into the year, but there's some strong early candidates for dad of the year in 2025. Let's head to the old fishing dock, right? On that go around, okay?

good fishing excellent oh really I mean I got the good size fish oh no

we lost them I'm I'm uh my character look it he's got it

how today iron that's it's fishy it looks fishy indeed it's finally we'll finish

I've lost a lot of fish you've lost a lot of fish I think jumping in was going to save the situation.

Yeah, that's what makes this one unique, I guess, eh? And I don't like my kids that much. Right. That's why you gave their dog. Should have set the hook, stupid. The, uh, you know what the world record is for flying a carpet? No, I did not. You're about to.

Oh, good. Oh, I have no idea. Thank God. I couldn't make it into the weekend with those things. Yeah. Did you like Aladdin growing up? A final winner. A carpet.

Yeah, he just thinks, it's got the cameras on. It looks like a parachute. There's a bunch of people. people there too and they're all losers world record you gotta film the world record you're making us losers for having to watch this we could edit a lot of things videos nice yeah nice oh god fredi wow that's on freddie mate fucking legend mate oh what's a fucking legend he had such a good start boys It's your pinned to report on the phone.

World record. I'll take one shot. Not two. Let's break it. That's just one of those. That's enough. Jack. Yeah.

Be better. Okay. Do you want to rank? Is that it? We had Stone Cold Milk Kid, umpire. Dad. Chief's tattoo. Chiefs tattoo flying carpet.

Dad, Fischer. Who? Saving. Dead winner. Yeah, they're all at the bottom. I do want to dig in more on this NHLPA controversy that Red Center is true. Funneling funds from suspensions.

While doing his rounds into a slush fund rather than giving matured. I haven't finished my investigation. So once I got a lot of leads. Yeah, you're making your rounds. Leeds. Village Honda, they want to buy that pre-owned vehicle of yours. Maybe you're not even thinking about making a swap.

You know, it's got a few times a couple of years. years old maybe it would make sense to level up sell to him so I can go by it. You get a deal done, payment in 24 hours. Details at village honda.com. No obligation. They do all the work. Complementary appraisal.

Let's do it. Come on now. Village honda.com. Yes. Yes. Bye. Well, man, we had a good show going. Did me?

I thought it was, I thought it was Jack. A lot of martyr. How was today's show? Really good until about five minutes ago or maybe 10 minutes ago. As soon as we got us in that hot water. I know. I'm sorry. I call him the cloud law for a third time this morning.

Now we're going to keep Pete happy to. It's true. Can we talk about our event coming up? A whole baby. This is going to be out of real. Now this is, it's not our idea. You could take some credit here.

Not really. I give yourself some credit. I give Dean credit for wanting others to punish themselves. Yes. He's a sadistic prick, and that's where it comes from. What's the German word? It's Schadenfreude, but I don't know if it applies. I believe it 100% applies.

You love when people hurt themselves and make fun of themselves and laugh at themselves and embarrass themselves. Taking pleasure and other people's misfortune. I feel like that's exactly what Schadenfreude is. Well, I'm hoping that there isn't discomfort. No, you're not. You're absolutely not hoping that. Now you're just lying through your...

You want fireworks. We've all seen online, social. It's the 999. 999. Guy goes, guys, girls, whoever people will go to a baseball game. Nine innings.

Nine beers. Nine hot dogs. The brain. Nine. That's right. That's very good. So it is now going to take place with Barnburner and Greta and Bontan Meat Market.

Oh, and origin. beer too. And Orange's beer, that's right. We're doing it all because you need the nine dogs, you need the nine beers. You need someone to put up with people to nine nine nines. Great partners. Now here's the thing. Two different levels here. You want to come watch the chaos and not participate. Love you. Come on in. Nine dollar tickets going to charity. And you get a dog, a beer, and an hour free gaming. You want to do the challenge for $20.00 plus $999.99. You will get your nine dogs, your nine beers. you get three hours of free gaming.

And if you complete the challenge, an exclusive deadly T-shirt. Co-lap between Greta and Barberner. 9-9. This is great, actually. Yes, this is great. May 30th. Thank you to Bontan.

Thank you to origin. Thank you to Greta, who we're back to kicking ass in the alley there. That's right. Let's go. So, yeah, this was, it was, we saw these dummies on the Pinder reporter or wherever doing these things.

This has got to be something. This would be up your alley. So we're not so much the dogs, but you do love, love, love, love, baseball. He could get the tofu dog or something. And Jack's a jacks, this is up your alley. Oh, he's right up my alley. Idiot 20 year olds. He's into the mix right here.

So this is very cool. Thanks to Casey at Greta. Of course, our buddy, I've been in text communication here with, with Bonton, Greg, already. Oh, dang. Yeah, just mid-show. And of course, Sterling and Mark and everybody at Origin Brewing. this is fantastic. So yeah, I like the 10 bucks for a dog, a beer,

hour free gaming and just to hang out and watch this. And watch idiots like puke all over the place. That's right. Yeah, good stuff. And then 2999 to take part. What the F. What a deal that is. Imagine getting nine beers for $29.

Sorry, I'm distracted. That is a great deal. It's get everybody to just sign up, join in. Jack, where can people sign up? I'm invested in it one year after firing Coach Seldon Keith rooting for Leafs to Oh, I see you're caught by the teaser. Are we talking about? People can sign up at flamesnation.ca.

I've written an incredible article here, as you can see. That's really good. And you're going to follow that show pass link right under my name. Link is also in the chat and the description of the show for later and in the podcast version as well. So now bring your friends and family, putting you on the spot. May 30. That's two weeks today.

That's a Friday. It's a 5 o'clock first pitch. J's and A's. The A's don't have a city. They're just the athletics. They're athletics. They're not from Oakland. That's right.

Yeah. They're just athletics. So the J's and A's. Letter Battle. Five o'clock first pitch. Doors at four. The 9.99. We're raising money for Woods homes,

which is a charity that Greta loves supporting. So we got their back on that one. So they're doing a bunch of legwork for us. And there are limited spots for people doing the 999. 20 people, that's it. Everyone else will be a spectator. So if you want to get into it quickly,

there's going to be some barn burner folks doing it. Jack and I included, Rets on the fence. There'll be some folks from Greta doing it. We've already got commitments from noted dog enthusiasts, John Bender, who I'm arguing should do sausages and pints rather than beers and dogs. But it's filling up quickly. This is fantastic.

Can't wait. Don't raise my for charity. Thank you to Bon Ton. They're donating the dogs. Thank you to Origin for the beer. And thank you for Greta for hosting a bunch of idiots. So you, you, you've set this up. It's on see you now.

Good on you. Were you talking to Greg yesterday? Spoke with Greg yesterday. Did you have any concerns? What was the, well, Greg wanted to know how many dogs we'd need. Yeah, because you've got to order them and make sure that they just said, look, I think, you know, if we have 20 competitors, that's 180 dogs.

And then maybe we'll just have another 50 to 100 for people, watching. You want to order a dog while people are, yeah, yeah, gorgeing himself. So he's, he said he was happy to contribute the dogs to the cows. Dogs barking, right? You're concerned about how big the hot dogs are. Is this a thing? I, I know, I'm worried about, uh, I noticed you're not, you're not worried about how big

the pints or how no large the beers are. No, there's a bottleneck here. It's not the boots of the baseball. The innings and the beers are going to be no problem. Yeah. The dogs are the bottleneck. Uh, update. a 999 update from bontan weaners ordered you're getting nathan's hot dogs they're awesome

yes not supplying shit so we are going with good with the best it's well that's the ones they use at the big coney island that's right that's that's if those are dog eating dogs competition dogs competition dogs can't wait uh sign up right away again spots are limited there you go flameination dot ca there'll be the story it's the link is in there it's in the show deal here as well. Yeah, I guess it's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. Have you begun to train?

No. Well, yes, actually. I was definitely watching baseball and hammering bears. Right. It's kind of like a triathlon, right? So it's like, oh, I've been swimming a lot. I've been on the bike. I haven't been running.

So one of the legs of the three-legged stool needs some work. Crush some dogs right in front of oil. Maybe next week. Oh, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, she's always very supportive of your endeavors. Does she know about the 999? We're going to try to

ex-nay on the I-N-A. So you have a work event next two Fridays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For charity. At least I won't show up as a total puddle of all. Yep. Jack, have you begun training? What's your level of, what's your stamina for a 99-9-9-9-9?

I'm not worried at all. I'm not going to do any training. It's coming in cold. I drink beers and eat hot dogs anyways. And he watches baseball? And I watch baseball sometimes. So I'm not worried at all. I think this is.

Full confidence. The confidence. There's a lot of confidence. I love it. The confidence is so infectious. Yeah. It really is. Yeah.

The stupidity and confidence of you. So did you, are you your confidence level is high? Similar. Not as high as Jackson, but I'm, I'm confident. I did the,

I did the negative thing. And that was painful. And I, maybe I'm way off, but I just feel like this is not going to be near as much food. I could be wrong. Buns are going to be a big factor here. I don't have answers on buns.

I feel like it's that 100 shots and 100. Oh, the Centurion. Yeah, that one will tell you. I was very caught. It's a shot glass. Of course you can do this. A glass of beer. Dean.

How could this be hard? Have you done that, Jack? No, I haven't. This is a thing we used to do in high school, Jack. I did it in college. Yeah. 100 shots of beer over 100 minutes. That's it.

Every minute, just a sip of beer. I think it's only a six pack, I believe. Something like that. It's a little more than that 10 days. Yeah. Anyway, that's math. We're not worried about it. You should do it.

But it's not, you're like, yeah, that's a totally normal amount. That doesn't seem like a short amount of time. That will be fine. And then your stomach feels like it's going to get shot into orbit. And then you empty it. Right. Over at the, Make more room.

Over the deck into Sullivan Lake. And there's no, um, excuse me, there's no, um, it's just by the time the final out is made, you need to have completed the nine beers and nine dogs. It's not every inning. You can go at your own. I think it has to be every inning. I think that's being a challenge is that if you get like bang, bang, one, two, three, one, two, three.

Too bad. That's part of the challenge. So that's one opinion. I'm not coming down hard here. Maybe the purest, that is what, yeah. Because there is a. That'd be like walking the golf course. No gimmies for your career round, right?

Like, you've got to play by the rules. That's, that's one interpretation. There was a wrinkle that Casey brought up yesterday. Extra innings. This game is died. No, it's 999. I think it could be 10, 10, 10 all of a sudden. Yeah, that's for us to decide at the time.

I think the, for me, I feel like, you don't get to have an opinion. I'm having an opinion. I'm going to. Either by the final out or the final out of the ninth inning, if there's extras. At that point, the nine beers and nine dogs need to be consumed. You can go at your own pace within the course of the game, because you're right.

If it's like, whoa, bang, bags. I've got to be on to dog and beer number two. And the other thing, if we're so anal and there's like a 40 minute inning, I mean, not allowed to start my second dog? Like, come on now. The game abs and flows. Just be done when it's done. Yeah.

Brett doesn't agree with this. This is tremendous. Poll question. People, uh, do you have confidence in me? Oh, you'll do it because you're not, you're not a quitter. I'll say that. I'm not a asshole. Yeah, you are not.

That is the, the only compliment you'll ever get for me. You are definitely not a quitter. You are not a quitter and you hate to lose. That's another good question in the chat. What if there's a rain delay? That throws a wrench into everything. It's in Toronto. They have a roof.

No concerns. Never mind. These are all good. See, these are all good contingencies. It's good to help these conversations. The X-Rating is fascinating. It opens a whole new universe of opportunities. I just got worried because the rain delay would have been a real summer.

Now I'm doing shots. You probably have to go down and play deer hunter. That's true. Yeah, you'd be. They got all those games there. A bugger. I'm okay with the red. I think extra is it's,

if you want to make it at 10, 10, 10, that's up to you. Up to you at the time. Yeah. I think if we have 20 people doing this, I feel like there'll be a contingent of us. We'll venture forth into the extra innings. Yeah, it's not stopping if you've got.

Because the shirts will have to say it'll be about the nine, 99 accomplishment. Make them for all the potential innings. It's going to say 911. I think we need a punishment for the first person that taps out. But have you? Yeah, I think the public shaming is probably going to be real good. Yeah.

We have pictures of everyone. You don't really need to tap out. You could just fail. Yeah. And by the way, vomiting, you're cooked. You can't come back in. There's no pukin rallies here. Why?

Is that true? Wow. Come on. We can't encourage that behavior. People pulling the trigger behind Mario Card. Well, you guys are adding all these opinions. So Jack's buddy, he's got kicked out of there for pukin, didn't he? These are good.

Oh, God. So the rain delay. Voice to text. Voice to text. He's jotting. Extra innings. Stupid jodding. It's just in 1980s.

It's things that we need to discuss. The puke and rally. Yeah, P&R. They're not keen on puking and it, Greta. What's your first? I don't puke, so I'm not worried. But if somebody were to, and then if you have a non-puker and a puker,

boastful at the end of the game. Bender's going to be done in three innings, by the way. You have to eat the puke? Oh, no. I don't like that. Because it's about, I feel like we're going to need Peter Klein's advice on that. We are going to need our legal team here. What about, uh, pass the date along to the police in, in that same spirit of the puke and

rally. Um, shit breaks, piss breaks. Are you allowed to dump during? Yeah, wash your makes are important. Can you dump? Oh, you can't stop bodily function. Yeah. What are they going to do?

That could, that could ruin everything for everyone. People got, remember they did that, uh, some kind of a radio contest where you had to drink water and you couldn't who could hold it so long it's like sick oh yeah no that's not a good yeah don't like okay so you you can dump if you need pee and poop breaks are allowed puk you can you can you can watch me take a deuce so i just to confirm i don't puke not sure how that no no it's gonna watch a deuce they're connected well i'm just making sure because you could have a cheater i have to go for a whiz listen we're in the uh Now, are you doing it?

I don't know. I haven't decided. I'm getting excited. I know, right? He's committed to being there, which is step one. Because my dog, I feel like that's too much. If Casey does it, will you do it? I don't know.

Here's what I feel like it's going to happen. You're going to be there. Those dogs smell good. You're going to have one. You're going to have a beer. Now you're into the second inning. I'd have another beer. Yeah, I have another.

You're already two, three innings in. You're like, fuck it. I'm going. I'm on pace. I'm on pace. The problem may be the 30. is the day after the Flames alumni golf tournament.

You'll be feeling great. It is a, but by 5 p.m. I don't go. By 5 p.m. the next day, you'll be. Oh, yeah, I'm a real pro. Whatever ailing elements you'll have. A few man, Moses in you in the morning. You'll be good as new by the afternoon evening.

We'll see you there May 30 credits. It's going to be a blasted some days off. I can see that's coming. Real quick. Bet 365. Do they have any odds yet, Jack? Is there any, I've been looking at a fine 999 odds in there.

I think we put the inning, the over under at three and a half innings for Bender to be done over or under. So you can sprint through this as well? To be determined. Some people are good at this. He's going to evaporate dogs. I've been craving dogs lately too.

So you don't have to do all these. These don't necessarily match, but I've done two things here for our good friends of Bet 365. Leaves are almost plus 200, which is wild. It's a big, number. I don't love them, but that's a big number I can't ignore. And then on the other side,

not a lot of value for the Panthers winning, but how about the rat parley? It's a little grime. Rat. Bennett, rat, Marchand, Rat King, all got a point plus 325. I like that. Shan's been very good in the series. Bennett's fingerprints all over. Cuch's got coming off big game. And in Florida where they throw rats. Yes, rats. It's a rat parley. Yeah. It's guaranteed. I can't. Don't say that. You absolutely can't say that. It's not a guarantee. I love this.

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That's right. Winning is not guaranteed. God, obviously not. Nothing in life's guaranteed, Dean. Should we be recruiting more celebrities? More of our brethren to come and take part? Well, first of all, we don't know any. Second of all, they think they want to hang out with Pinder

and watch them get belligerent and gross. Yeah, there's actually, I did find the odds on about 365 of me being belligerent. It's like minus 600. Yeah, there's that. Although I do wonder if the food element, because you're not, you're not a big eater at the best of times, let alone when you're drinking. I just wonder if you're not six, seven hot dogs might slow you down a little bit. Yeah, that's true. It's definitely slow.

You know, it's going to happen. The dogs can be there like, I'm the captain now. Yeah, I was going to be an idiot. I just can't. I'm down there. I'm going to go through. his belly tells him what's really good.

Ask Conroy to come. I'm sure he'd love to. I bet he would. No. Okay. He's a pass on that. Tommy? What is our little conversation? What is our sales pitch to people? We have an event. It's a charity event. We'd like to come. Oh, what is it? Yeah, I'd love to support it.

It's a, well, Pinder's going to drink nine beers. No, right. Watch baseball. Oh, so you're getting some people to come out and eat, like drink and eat a whole bunch of food. There's worse events to attend. I just want to thank you, Dean, for setting this all up and bring it to our attention. Would you prefer this? You know what?

We've been showing these. Do you think this year you could do it? And Jack and I said, we're in. Great idea, Dean. And so here we are. It wasn't there also talk of a 9-9-99? There was a fourth nine that we are not talking about on there. I'll be partaking in that version.

Oh, my God. That's a disaster. Are you really? I mean, probably. It's really easy to get through. The paramedics on hand. Like, thank God. We got the Cloud Law.

Yeah, we need some legal legal team there. What would you rather sell that or a five star dinner to sit with that? Like one seems more of our state your lane. I'm going to say, these are our guys are people. This is definitely right thing. We're definitely doing the right thing. Yeah. Flamesnation.

Dot C. A go sign up. Limit of 20. It's an exclusive. It is. Well, there's T-shirts. Yeah.

Not everyone gets one. If you finish. Yeah. You got to finish. So you can sign up. I'm not getting that sure. You're not getting that shirt. No, no, no, no, no.

It's like the hot wing stuff. It's like a Stanley Cup championship ring. You don't just get it for being there. That's right. Although kids he stays as to kind of do get those. Super chats. The new Oilers horn. Super chats.

I'd take that one over the room. Use centers of Calgary. Going to benefit from the donations of our generous, generous viewers and listeners. Shane. Back in with another five. Pinders hat looks like one of those joke oversized MLB hats that people wear to games. he definitely brings a glove when he goes to Jay's name.

Absolutely. And you should. You got to be careful. I've never taken my glove as an adult unless I've gone with my children and we've all brought our clothes. Because that is a no fly zone. That's it. That's an adult in Walker's fan rule book. You can't bring gloves.

I am 100. But if I'm with a kid, then we're bringing gloves. Take the glove. So good. That means you're a fan. If you and go early, watch batting practice, I mean, yeah. How does it affect you if I'm wearing a glove? It's the fan rulebook.

Some people are very nitpicky. I feel like our guys would be the guys along the first baseline that interfere with a fly ball and get tossed out. Yes. We're on CNN. That's right. It's a guy in Chicago. Is he wearing a 999 t-shirt from Greta? Oh, my God.

Patty C. So I guess this one's, uh, that's one for Pat. That's right. Two bucks. Did you know the 88 symbol is a bunch of C's and cowboy boots? He called me that. Oh, I see.

Yeah. Is it? I guess. Yeah, I do. It can be if you want it to be. Those don't look like cowboy boots. I don't see cowboy boots.

Screw the listener on here. I don't see any bits. Hey, Pat, fuck on. If there are boots, I wouldn't buy them. Patty, I want what you're having you. Whatever you're dosing on there, slide by the studio. Thanks for the,

thanks for the two bucks for the kids. Handsome Dan. Hey, hey. I bought a Tesla for work. Definitely an adjustment, but super fun to drive. I've also saved about 3K in gas year to date self drive needs help sometimes you don't like to hear that uh because the guy that was driving there's different tiers of it you get like your monthly subscription it gets better

it'll do more for you i suppose the subscription and the car well you can buy the car and then not do the subscription but i think there's at least this is what this guy was telling me but there's tears that if you're at this level the car will do more for you i don't fly one point you could buy the fly free charging for life That was a tear, but that wouldn't have been cheap. Good handsome Dan. For life. Another five for the kids.

Brett, if you want to go fishing, talk to the big human. Apparently, he does a trip out here every month. Every month? Not month, but every summer he does. I like whistle boy. Problem is his kids grew up, but now he takes them instead of me. Aw, stupid kids, dumb kids getting in the way. Thank you.

Sorry, right. It is handsome Dan season, by the way. It is handsome dance season. It is a little out there. Vacation rentals. handsome dan dot see a voyager two came in with a was it voyager one or voyager two that just fired up their engines way out in a milky way do you hear that i didn't hear the engines fire though you guys got to wake up

do something more than what you do with your lives so i feel bad here uh happened the other day fired in the dock but didn't have the message any follow up message jack voyager two after voyager was there anything shortly they're after you usually want to say something after you 99 cents down. Yeah. Nothing. If you watch the button, maybe. Just wants the horns.

Give him a random somewhere button. Um, the one that says we're leaving. No, it's not really, it's going to hang out of here. See, this is what I meant by,

when I gave you the compliment yesterday, this is the show that doesn't get the compliment that you got. Try again, we didn't hear you. Yeah, I used to talking over. I just... Go fuck yourself.

Oh, geez, that's not for the kids. You're so harsh today. Yeah. Am I? God. Yeah, you're talking about. Yeah. Eat shit.

Eat my shit. Minty poo. That's where it started. That's where it all started. Full circle. Is that for super chats, Jacko? Yes. Oh, thank.

I feel bad for Voyager, but you did get a... Where's your two? O-F yourself and... Oh. Perfect. perfect see you buddies