Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Summer Doldrums | FN Barn Burner - August 25th, 2026

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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Oh, they're making us do shows. It's a sports show. Sports. I'm just going to send this to you, Jack. Hello, everyone. Happy August 25th, everyone. 25th, eh? Sneaking up.

It's nice out right now. I could handle this weather for three or four more months. You know, some things it takes a while to get good at, but this is not working during the summers. I've picked it up really quick. Yeah, there's an addiction to it. I could tell. Oh, man.

I'm making this look easy. I'm so good at this. Yeah. The bad part of the addiction hasn't reared its head yet. No, the coming, yeah, weaning me off the not work is going to be a tough one.

Yeah. It's like, I might have to go to like a rehab center to get off the non-work to work. I don't know how that works. Jack can be upset with them. I'm reading books. Bumlin's,

are you to get back to work. Yeah. It'll be really, my friends. He's some bumpys in the desert today. He loves, the summer hot. He does, he does.

Mexico and Phoenix in the summer. Welcome to Barnburner. It's a presentation of Bet365. It's another summer. Let's see what the hell we can find to talk about show. Check out Beth365's five run early payout.

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want to go to the hottest place in North America. Somewhere near Death Valley. Let's go up there. Desert, I could, it's not hot jacksar. It's hot boom, so. Hot boom summer indeed. I should have known. Mexico and I think Phoenix area in the same summer.

Like, it's got to be just roasting. Well, let's check. Okay. You do. Look it up here. You do Mexico or do you want to do Phoenix? I'll do Phoenix. Because my wife's in Ozzie, and she's from one of the northern half,

which is quite hot. So she's like 30. She's like, eh, that's not hot. 38 is 38? Yeah, there we are. And I'll be like that's too much. Remains in effect.

Now, I mean, he's not camping. Has to a hundred and 16. Yeah, this afternoon's high is 44. 44. Like that's 38 right now. But we're going to escalate that.

We covered the draft. when they took Hansa. I wasn't in Hansik, no. In Vegas, it was the Nashville draft. They took Hansik. But yeah, we covered the Flames Vegas draft and that was like end of June

almost touching 50. And it felt like when you walked out of these air-conditioned casinos, which feel very normal and they're dark and you come out and it's incredibly bright. It felt like you were walking into an oven that was on. Like the oven, it was on. Like we already cooked a meal, but we're going to leave the oven on low just to keep the food hot.

Well, we'll just hang out in the pool. Yeah, but if you've even set your phone down by the pool, oh, everything's up and mess. Yes. I mean, he will be in an air-conditioned unit. He will have water nearby. My significant other. I don't feel bad for him.

He chooses this, and he chooses this regular. If you want to just wear almost nothing and just have everything on ice and sweat and be in water and shade, this is purport. But if you actually want to do anything, he doesn't have to leave his house. He can't. It's too hot. well what are you going to do it's perfect vacation yes exactly

it can go outside really early and really late yeah that's enough when we were in Vegas for that draft we had this whole studio set up at circus swim it's on the old part of town and they got the huge pools the massive

like five screen TVs and RJ had taken like an hour to like build all the gear and within like 20 minutes of the first of like five shows that he had to record. Overheated meltdown. Oh, yeah. And it was like, oh, I'll just slide this iPhone in and it's just as good. You brought eight bags of like gear for the McLeod Law studio. And you ended up replacing it all with an iPhone because it lasted half a show. It was already overheating. It was hilarious. You should have seen him with all these Disney suitcases with gear, marching through the air reports.

McLeod-law.com, our proud sponsors of the studio. I'm glad we don't have overheating gear in Phoenix. Let boom rest a little. And we'll all be getting back together pretty soon here. We're going to figure out what the hell we're doing next week. There's no plans. No. I think there's four weekdays that aren't holidays next week.

Maybe we just wean ourselves off and go three days live next week. And then, ugh. Is that too? Overaggressive. Well, it's September. And? But it's not Labor Day either. It's a weird one.

Yeah, there's nothing next week. We've got to talk to McLeod Law about this. Here's another thing that happened. Jack was pointing it out. This is the year Alberta's done with daylight savings time. Are you ready for some 9 PM puck drops in the NHL? Oh, yeah, that makes that worse. Because I never got why people didn't like it.

I've only lived with it. I don't know what it would be like to not live with it. Well, there are actually. You were saying there's science. People have more heart attacks, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. But like, I'm like, we did it for a reason clearly, right? Like there was something at the beginning that was like, hey, this will help.

And maybe the science overwhelms that and it should be changed. But I don't think people thought about flames puck drops in Vancouver at 9 p.m. Well, I think it was Stiney that always claimed we had the best sports viewing times. Time zone. Time zone. Go. We need Shane King on this shit. Let's go, Shane.

I don't think you're going to fight it, Ryan. I think it's, I'm going to like it? It's decided. Yeah. I think I'm screwed. Yeah, especially if you have to, through after burners or stuff like that. My God. Is that legal?

9 o'clock will be Vancouver. The game will end at like midnight. Yeah, well. It's going to get back to the old Rhett and Buffalo days or he's like, yeah, I watched the first period and then my eyes got real heavy. How'd the final 40 look, boys? Like, Rhett, you're doing a podcast about the flames. Yeah, that's, there's like 20 or so games that start at 9.

20? Yeah, just a quarter of the schedule. 20. Think about it Because I think even now the late games Seattle, L.A. What about home games on hockey night? No hockey night's not a thing anymore. No, home games would be eight at the latest year.

On a Saturday it would be eight last year. Still eight? I don't know, but they wouldn't start at nine here is what I'm saying. Yeah, I think you're probably right. That makes sense. But they would start at nine in Vancouver. Yeah, two hours to Vancouver time change. It changes everything.

It changes the football Sundays with the boys. Like the games will start at noon instead of 11. I like that actually. Yeah, I don't mind that. I never experienced the late starts until you go to like the Eastern time zone for NFL. And you're like, oh, this is, you don't have to get up early for this. Like when you're a drunkard in university, getting, you're ready for 11 a.m. setting your lineup, that can be an issue.

11 is early. And then if you're like out east, it's 1 p.m. for the first game. What? That's a win. The noon start is a win for an NFL. Yeah. That's good. If you want to give us your time zone hot takes, feel free to join us.

If you add a monetary donation to your chat in the live YouTube, we'll send the money to the U.S. Centers of Calgary, and we'll promise we'll read your comment at the end of the show. We got our fantasy football draft coming up. I know you did. Tried to kick me out of it. I can't believe it. No, I think you misinterpreted what we're doing.

So we, here's the thing. Everyone hates this goddamn league, but we're all media guys. And it's a really hard league because there's 14 teams. And then every year there's one or two idiots that try to weasel out of the group, but it's like, well, this thing's going to fall apart if we don't keep it together. We kind of want it, but it is annoying. And I don't find it annoying, but I don't take it as seriously. Right.

But what doesn't work for you is that it always falls right around your anniversary. That's right. And so the draft, we're always like, who can make this work? And it's like 12 out of 14. And like, Rhett's like, I can't, sorry. And I'm like, remind me what happens this time of year again? You're like, oh, it's, okay, my bet. Yes.

What did bliss, of course. And so I'll like, okay, we'll get you a proxy, someone that can vote or that can draft for you. All you got to just pick a bunch of bills and Red will be happy. Let fired on auto draft 10 rounds in, whatever. Easy to Ed Oliver and his failment too. What's going on? Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's tough.

Oh, shoot. Yeah, we don't want to talk about. Don't want to look that up. All right. Anyway, we found Red a proxy to do the draft for him. And Red's like, yeah, I guess you don't need me in this league anymore. I'm like, what are you talking about? We need you in this league.

I just try to find someone to draft for you. Come on. I got my picks already organized. Yeah, I was fine. My password. I'll be set. It's very easy for Rhett.

You go cook round one, Allen round two. And then you go to another couple teams. Who's that new wide receiver they got? DJ Moore, probably around four or five. I'm going to go with that. Take a tight end after that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that it. Dinged up. Are you going to say Coleman? Coleman. Yeah,

I'm going to say. He's a controversial guy. He's a, he's a bit of an ass, but I think they're going to get him dialed in. I can see it. It couldn't have gone worse his first year, but he remains a really talented. He's talented. He's just an idiot. Yeah, a really talented guy with his quarterback still Josh Allen.

It could still work. Hey, listen, dope. If you want to run fast and catch it, you can make a lot of money here. Go. I know you like being a D-bag, but if you want to play some good football, we can make you a few hundred million dollars. It's just really up to you. Let's see how that goes. Coming up on the show, we do have some NFL futures.

We'll tell you what Bet365 thinks about all four of our team. The old Super Bowl champs. One of Jack's most hated teams on Earth is at the top of the expected win totals. We'll discuss that later on. We have Daryl Sutter on Jonathan Huberto. We have an Ginnla prospect siting on its way. And we have Simone Nemich speaking about, I want to prove the devil's wrong.

Oh, I'm calling him Simon. Yeah. Okay. Jack Simon or Simone. You okay with that, Jack? I don't know he's French, but he's Czech and then. Simon, yeah, that's. Simon works with me.

Sure. Simon Nemich. Okay. I say some Simon graphics. Yeah, we want to do that now. Let's do that now. Why not? Well, let me get one reading.

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A name and a longstanding reputation you can trust Crystal Waters. 587-3171551. Simon. Simon. Namich, Nemich, Nemich. He had this to say, it must have been doing the media rounds.

There he is. Of course, added in a substantial swap. Two first rounders going to the New Jersey Devils, as well as Cyplikov coming back. I didn't think I could play my best hockey. I wasn't given the opportunity that I want. And at the end of the day,

they decided it's best for me and them to get traded. And I'm happy with that. Namede 11 goals, 26 points last year in 68 games. He's 22, the second overall pick a few drafts ago. Then went on, continued to say, I want to be on the number one power play. I think Calgary can offer me that. I need to fight for that, but I will be ready for it.

We were three guys in Jersey. We all wanted to play first power play. It didn't work well for me. I think in Calgary I could show I could be a number one power play guy. I explained you didn't request the trade, but is excited for the last. larger role. That was a good spot for me for the team. I felt like they need a player like me. I can play a lot of minutes there. I can be a part of the future there and one of

the leaders of the team. Boy, we don't have a lot to talk about because there's nothing hot takey or crazy or ill-advised in here, but it is all we have. What? What a proud Calgary. Like, there's just, yeah, that's what you would say. He needed a different opportunity. He was in a spot where there was a bit of, you know, the commit to Luke Hughes long term, commit to Dougie Hamilton long term. You're also a right. who else is there for like because if I'm running the devils I know who I'm getting rid of yeah if you could that's why his name were in trade rumors all here right Dougie yeah like I'm not gonna get rid of the young kid that might be something I'd be no the old goat that hasn't helped

us and you know you see the point totals the points aren't high the goals are quite impressive for a young guy you've seen the highlights in three on three and using them in the shootout you can see this is more of what you call a dinger or a rover than a traditional defenseman he's got offensive upside. I don't know. They gave him a lot of money. They're betting on him being better than he's been. You don't get seven and a quarter million for 23 points, but you also... You do. Well, no, what you do is you see that. You're saying, this kid's about to do this, and we'll pay him now. So maybe they weren't keen on the contract. I don't know. I like the kid. I'm excited to see it. It's one of the, I think we know how a lot of things are going to look this year.

Like, you know what the goalies are. You've got a really good idea of what, you know, the forward group is. But now it's like there's a few young D. What are you? Yep. Zame Prek, what are you? Namich, what are you? Because that was what I was going to say, if we want to be downers,

we'd be like, well, the devil's knew them best. They let them go. It's not a red flag? Yeah. Go play. good. Yeah. Make Connie look good.

Put up. And the flames do Sam Bennett best and that didn't really. That's what we need to do. Move up on the other side. Reverse that trend. Bring some kids in and turn them into something. It's the type of bet I don't mind the making. I know the two first startled people immediately.

Like, oh, first rounders. Late. And then you're like, oh, yeah, it's like, okay, is this year's first is going to be Vegas's. Well, they just want to think a final. Maybe they have a bad year, but most likely it's a late pick. the next year's first Colorado. I was like, so they're still probably going to have McKinnon and McCar.

Yeah, these aren't going to be lottery picks probably. Now, that said, Florida did end up getting the top 10 pick this year. We didn't see that coming after three consecutive cup finals until all the injuries mounted. I still don't see it coming for the other teams. That either. Yeah. And so it's like, do you want your one in three chance at a mediocre NHL or a middle of the roster player? Or do you want to try to compile a few of those lottery tickets and go get a kid that

second overall three four years. Play the piss out of these kids. Yes. Plays. Play the piss at all. Just play them. No question. Go.

And I don't care. First power play. Second power play. Prack him. I don't care. I don't know that there's going to be a significant drop-off. It's not like one power play gets McDavid and Dryside on the other dozen. Like you could have two very even power plays and whoever was just on the ice.

You'll start second to get a breather. You're the second power play. If you're fresh, you're the first powerplay. The other thought is when you've got guys like Perek and Nemich that are as offensively minded as they are, it's not like, ooh, we've got 2D that's going to hold this thing back. Like they've got skill sets of forwards. A traditional two defense and power play, except the 2D men are essentially worse. Yeah, they're all zipping around anyway.

Yeah. Well, you know, dipsy-doodle. Oh, I'll be driving the D coach. Man, just like, oh, my God. You're like, power play. Thank God. Don't worry about D-Zone. And that's your news of the day.

Yeah, see you, buddy. Sports. See you, guys. Do we make fun of Edmonton now? Or what, like, I don't know. There's nothing changed. They're still, you know, the Elks are good. Elks are actually good for the first time.

They had a big crowd there the other day. We got Labor Day coming up for the stamps in a couple weeks. That'll be good. Okay. Right. There's lost. Here's the thing. I don't want to make a somberno, but I did see you last week.

He had a lovely haircut. You spoke at Peter Marr's funeral. I thought it was a touching service. Good to see so many people from the sports media flames community out there. And I thought it was a wonderful job that honored Pete, I think, the way he really enjoyed it. It's fun and it really shed a light on the human that we all loved. It's always referred to as a celebration of life, but it doesn't always, you don't always walk out of those things. feel like it was.

Yeah. And it's not a blame thing, but this one seemed to be about as upbeat as something like that can be, I guess. No one ever wants to see someone go, but it's a hell of a run, a Hall of Fame career and an incredible family man. His granddaughter spoke eloquently about what a great grandpa he was, you know, this sports guy who's life sold sports all the time,

all of a sudden is that recitals and ballet and dancer teams. And he just couldn't get enough. If she wants to get behind the mic, she could probably now be a whole, like that was, she was unbelievable. We got a full summer you can take over. You hit a home run. But, oh, these poor kids. Mike Rogers was great.

Your speech was excellent. Al Coates, again, he's, Al Coats has been doing this forever. And he still is the sharpest guy in the room. I love listening to El Talk. Al's looking for some right-handed defense. It's not enough of him. He wants more. Okay.

And yeah, like I just any thoughts you had on Peter's celebration of life? Oh, it was great. I mean, they did a good job. Under the circumstances, you can't say, well, it's great to see everybody, but you got to see a lot of faces that you don't just run into at them all. Yeah. So you got up with people and everyone was sad, but also, I think it was in the right. spirit, I guess, is how I'd frame it.

Rob Kerr had the full red suit on with the red kicks. He had the full Santa vibes going. And he had everyone doing yeah babies after any time, you know, we mentioned something greater that made everyone live to do us a yeah, baby. He set the tone for it. He set the tone. It was very Rob Curry. He nailed it.

Crushed it. Kudos to him and it's all involved, including yourself. And the few people that didn't show up, jerks. You know, Connie, what the hell's going on here, buddy? I don't know what I wasn't taking attendance I saw noodles there Did he say hi to you?

Kipper Newtis did flybys It was like Kipper security He's like I know you guys But I'm taking care of Kipper today Kipper's kids gonna go to school here Really? Okay

University Is he playing hockey or not? I think so Did you chat with Kipper Nuddles? Not a lot I was in Colosson I must have been stressed about having to talk.

Yeah, that'll happen. And then afterwards, I was like, who I used a beer. I had a couple of beer and I was like, oh my God, I'm like, yeah, because those guys were all going for, for a bite to eat downtown. If you're speaking at someone's funeral,

the night before might not be your best sleep. Is that safe, safe guess? Yes, but it's, there's expectations. I wait, right? It was, I slept all right, but it was also just kind of, uh, okay, because you don't know,

you're going to get into right like rob did a great job and kept it light and it was a celebration more than a funeral which was good but you don't know that going in right like so it weighs on it anyway i did not uh i spoke with all those guys but very very very very briefly was a lot of old familiar faces from from the dome to be sure like old ushers and the guys are hand out the game notes and you're like oh man yeah crazy beasley was there and Anyway, love Pete. It's a great job by all involved with the celebration of life. Jack's got major life updates.

We'll get into those in a moment. Foot Daddy was just in town. I was going to say, how did the foot daddy make out? He was great. Really? Yes, very high. I would not expect anything. Oh, yes.

Out of you, I expect nothing. Out of him, I always expect good. It is crazy. They usually say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but this apple must have fallen on a taxi cab and driven into a mistake because he's organized to get shit done. He knows how to read. And then Jack here, it's like none of those.

We should talk to the foot daddy. You see. Intervention. How do you feel this kid? Is he out of the will? We took over lunch last time he was here. You didn't show up. I had a kid thing.

We'd all planned lunch and then something fell through and I had to go rescue a kid. No, he's doing good. And his dad was here. So it was good. So he's a foot daddy senior. Yeah. Foot daddy junior is your dad and foot daddy the second. And then foot daddy senior.

Yeah, but he's not a foot daddy. Such a dork. His dad was here. My grandpa. So your grandpa. Yes. If you're here today, we'd take them Taco Tuesday. You know that.

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phone he went from the iphone zero to the iphone 19 something like that the 17 said it's unbelievable it is unbelievable it's got it's got all this a i stuff i haven't really dove into it yet but it uh it's a it actually works and it doesn't die within two hours so yeah i did notice that would be like hey jack it's the shovelers decision making we're going to go to this live event i'd like you to capture some content and it would be like 2 p.m. He's like, yeah, my phone's cooked, bro. I'm just going to drink beer. I'm like, what do you doing here? This is work.

Come on. Yeah, phones are dead. It's 2 p.m. Being Jasper, it's noon. His phone's already dead. Charge it tonight, Jack. I do. No, this is minus 20 in Jasper and his phone's already dead. So now you're getting less done. I don't know about that. I think I'll get more done.

Well, I guess. It helps your productivity. I hope so, Jack. I hope so. Have you been living it up? No, not really. Well, he went out on... He was out Saturday, kind of. Saturday, yeah.

I saw some folks. The hell's kind of. Well, I think his buddy's Florida, but he was better behaved. Yeah. That's thought I'd interpret that. I showed up late. Do they hate you for being a deadbeat? No, I was hanging out with my dad.

So I came later. Did you take him for dinner then? He took me for dinner. Oh, yeah. We went to, uh, uh, what's it called? Chairman. Germans, yeah. Oh, wow.

Good steak. Best steak in the city. I've got to go to Mercado. I took the family to Mercado. Oh. I took a picture outside with the kids just to send to Dom, say, Don. Still crushing it. I was at the stampede party this year.

It was very good. Well, the best parties to go to. Woo! That was right when the, uh, the O' Carlson offer she landed. Oh, no. I saw Conraise. Oh, my gosh. It's crazy.

You see it? Oh, gosh. Bill, holy Toledo. Why come you weren't in on it? I asked Murray if we could do it. Adrenaline source for sports. That place will be busy. We've been in there.

This is not the script. This is what happened. We had a little conditioning camp on the weekend. We're down at Joe Critchka, Ed Whalen, the Southlander, that's there. And I look at my forward stick, and I'm like, holy F, this is like a sliver machine. I twist it, and the bottom of the blade opens up.

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That a boy. That's good. Looks good. Jack, you and I are getting good at this not working. Jack absolutely hates it. I hate it. He needs to do stuff. I do. He doesn't have kids. Yeah, but he could do stuff. He doesn't do shit.

That's right. I'll go to the gym and do, well, I don't have anything else to do. What else is there to do? Oh, come on. Float the river. Go places where young women are. Have I been to where? The mountains. No, I don't like. Take a girl hiking. I don't like, are you ice cream? Boom, Jr. I might be. I don't, yeah, I don't like hiking.

I like sitting on the dock That was fun Being at the lake Yeah So go to Retsbeck So why aren't you that I don't have I don't have a dock or lake

Tell foot daddy Spend some dough Oh I've been trying He's got to get the whitefish place back That was a huge blunder Yeah that screwed it Oh man I don't know yeah

Like I don't really want to float the river I don't want to go to the mountains I hate camping Okay I do you hate camping I don't want to sleep in a tent. What do you like? What have you played slow pitch?

I do do that. I mean sometimes. What do you mean sometimes? I feel in sometimes. I'm not on a team. What do you mean? You're too busy for a team? You had nothing going on.

You just said you're stiff. You like playing slow pitch, but I'm not on a team. I go once a month. Like, okay. What about golf? They like golf. Suck it golf. Horshoes.

No. Equestrian. No. Why? I'm not reading. Question is going to be expensive. Jack. A lot of rich ladies.

You're a single guy. You really get him on this gold digging path. Bruce Meadows this week. Here's a wonderful place to be. Okay. Taking notes. You're not talking about the Cavs game, 1 p.m. Or 3 p.m. was there.

Do it all. What about comedy? There's a comedy show. You're going to go to that? I would like to go to that. Comedy's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Boom, predicted rain. Remember? He was all mad that it was awesome.

Okay. Wait. Wait, look at the weather. Let's see. It's not rain, but it drops 10 degrees. It looks like shit. Oh, stop their whining. Oh, it does.

Yeah, I mean, it's a five-day forecast. It doesn't if they have a clue. It does drop like 10 degrees. Friday could be nice. Sunday, Saturday, look. Saturday, I have 23, Friday, I have 24th. That's not what mine says. You're an idiot pender.

There's no way that's what it says. That's what I got. Saturday 13. 40%. 23. Look at this. That's insane. I know.

You got Lincoln Park. Where's that? That's where we are. Okay. It's Calgary. It's not. They're in Lincoln Park. Come on,

meteorologists. Get your shit together. Yeah, we can't. Darmic rule over here saying it's going to be 13 and David Spence is all my first to make arrangements for my good pal, Jack, to get out and do some.

Boomer's got to be upset. It needs to know if it's rain or cold weather. Let him know. Come. What else could Jack do? Well, he tried reading, but he quit really early. And you get married and have kids. Oh, I'd be so screwed.

You'd never see me again if that happened. Well, so I don't see any. You wouldn't be bored. What are you sewing your wild out? It's just like you're living it up right now? No, I'm not. So have kids. There's no way I could have kids right now.

I would be stirred. He can hardly. Pride to something. He can hardly have a bachelor pad organized. He's got to figure out his own life for a object. He looks after a great father. eventually, but we need to get them reading. We need to get them doing laundry, cooking meals,

like get some life skills under his middle link. Get the neural link. Get the narrow link and have kids. The more I'm looking at the news, the more I think we should just trust all these tech people. It's just, yep, they seem to know what's good for us. Let her go. Let her go. Let's go. Great. No, boy, I'm going to lose my page here.

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available 16-way heated and ventilated front seats with massage function and an available 12-speaker Bose premium sound system like that. head over to your local GMC dealer to take advantage of employee pricing for you before it ends. Jack was really confused about this at Stampede Ground, something off the South Club. He was like shining up cars trying to get a job. We're like, no, dude. Employee pricing for you. You don't have to be half to.

I remember that used to be a thing. He used to try and find someone that had, do you employees? Do you work there? Do you work there? Do you ever get a car deal when you were playing in the league? Mm-hmm. Because that's pretty standard fair now. I don't know if it was being near that.

I don't know how Eddie got me tossed in with him down in Florida for... Jovanoski. Taking care of your buddy. You're in a hot sports car or what? I think it was a Honda Prilude. Oh, really? Okay. Well, there you go.

I smashed the shit out of it. Tell me that. That's true. Well, I didn't crash. Just too. Oh, okay. You're like, Jack. You didn't know how to take care of belongings yet.

You're still learning to be an adult. Yeah. The only difference is you're in the NHL making a million bucks or whatever. Very similar. wise, Jack. I wish I was making a million then. Probably half. Most big men then.

Yeah, there was no. Well, there would have been a big minimum, but it was probably like 75. Really? Oh, it was. I guess I was pre-lock at one. That's 75,000. Oh, yeah. It was.

I remember Frank Musial, playing in Calgary, apparently worked at a meat packing plant in the summer, like cutting meat, which is like hard, not sexy labor. Maybe you liked it or you got a deal on the meat. I don't know. But it's like, there were guys. that we're not getting rich in the NHL. That's hard to do now.

I'll bet you, back in the day, 80s and 80s, there were more, more, potentially Hall of Fame caliber skill for that age group, or for that era that said,

F it, I'm going to make real money and get a real job. I've had a good run here. Now I'm going to actually get a real job or I can get rich. I'm serious. There would be players that would have played in the NHL and had great careers that said,

I'm talking. It's stupid. Get a real joke. For sure. For sure there would be. Is there one that comes to mind? No, I'm just saying that you weren't making. I remember my uncle played in the league when the WHA had started,

and that was a huge coup because all of a sudden there was a market to go to, and you could like double your pay just by an NHL team having to negotiate against the WHA team. The NHL owners are sour and super pissed, but for the players, there was a huge coup. before it was like yeah we draft you we own you we'll tell you how much you make to us your career you want to play hockey here yeah oh you don't okay well see you later playing in buffalo early 2000s to bankrupt team no one some bigger chips and your meatball sub go get them that's still the worst NHL post game meal yeah uh here's your 12 inch subway

what did you still at least get pretty him yeah the league gary yeah yeah he came and said, we know guys have questions. Because the coyotes who were similarly a disaster of makeup, they sent their guys up to the bubble in Edmondson or COVID without their pretty much. Oh, we didn't plan any meals. What? They're in a bubble.

You may even plan any meals. Crazy. Fantasy football. Are you lined up, Jack? Are you ready to go? Yes. That's taken up all my time because totally. I'm in like five leagues. now. I was going to ask. Because it starts out where you're like fantasy football's fun.

And then you try it out a second league. You either have the capacity for more than one or you don't. I feel like you're not more than one guy. I'm a one. Right. Barely. Bumer started that way. But it's sometimes, you start scratching the it. It feels good. You can't stop scratching. And so Jack's now got a chop league with his idiot buddies. Boomers now joined.

Boomer and his kid have a league together. Boomers got a pal's league. Boomers in the media leagues. Same way. I think I'm at three. now, but I'm a proxy for a guy at the draft, so I kind of have four drafts. What is that your proxy for a guy? Well, the guy's got to go to this comedy show in the good or bad weather, depending

when the meteorologist makes the mine all right. And so I've been enough to finish the draft from, but it's an auction, which is incredibly unique. Oh, I like that. I'm fascinated to see how good. The problem is our guys are losers and they'd never go for something like. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it. Like, I feel like you have to do a couple to be like, this is either great or this is going

to drive people nuts. Yeah, I don't get over. You don't care. Five leagues, Jack, including the Trap League. Correct, yeah. How many mock drafts you done? I did one yesterday for the Trap League, which is 22 teams. 20s.

Because I don't know what the strategy is. So, Rhett, there's 22 teams, and pretty much each week, the team that finishes last, they get removed, and then their players go on the waiver. Oh. So every week, the waiver wire is like, there's first, second, third, fourth, fifth rounders on it because the whole team just gets gone. Yeah, whole team gets gunned. Each team gets like a $1,000 salary to spend.

And it's interesting. We did it last year, but there was, I think, just 12 teams. Yeah, I lost in the final last year. I was very excited about it and then ran into some wagon. Some dude save enough of his way, way for my. Okay, if I was going to say, no peeking, the top 10 fantasy picks by expert consensus rating, who would they be? Who is the one one right now?

Jack. Correct. This is number one. Running back Detroit, no more Montgomery, plus he's just a weapon. Number two is a wide receiver. You're going to hate it. Is it Puka? No. Jamar. Jamar chase it too. You got a healthy Joe Burrow and when those two are healthy together, it's explosive. Puka comes in at four. Number three, another running back. Bejanon at three. And then we get into a big run of wide receivers and running backs. It's all we've had, I guess. last year's receiving yardage leader Super Bowl champ Why am I blanking on this? Who won the Super Bowl? The Seahawks, J.S.N. Thank you.

Number six, running back, Indy, Jonathan Taylor. And then we go running back, or sorry, wide receiver, wide receiver. I'm on Ross St. Brown, C.D. Lamb. James Cook coming in. Number nine, retro, for your bills. and this guy that you may hate more than anyone else in the history of fantasy.

Who has good years when you don't draft him, but has bad years. Christopher McAfree. Such a P.O.S. If you look at Christian McCaffrey's career, you can tell the years Rhett owned him by the number of games he's missed with injury, like the whole season or 10 of the 16 games. The fact that I could still battle and make the playoffs, I'm unbelievable at this. It's so good. where is Justin Jefferson

JJ slides out of the top 10 yeah he's just outside he's 11 actually right next then AJ Brown Nico Collins Derek Henry sick on bark blah blah blah blah Josh Henry

yeah I'll probably have all of them you probably have all of them that's right with your five leagues yeah first in one league like third that is the problem when you have more than one team yeah you're like oh this is my quarterback

oh no that's my defense They're like, oh, but that's my wife receive. Oh, no, but I'm playing him in the other. It's like, just turn off the TV. Go away. You can't watch it anymore. Too many goddamn team. I'm excited.

Yeah, I'm excited as well. We've got 14 teams in ours. The only out of towner is Julian McKenzie, who writes with the athletic and covers the flames, but he's in Ottawa now. We are adding Bobby Germany into the league. And the staples remain, Andrew McBride. Oh, how did they go on the weekend? Did they win?

How did it go? How did it go? I thought about going, but I talked to go to the lake. And it will happen. The Minto Cup, right? She was coaching. Isn't that what it was called? Yeah, the Minto Cup.

Come on, boys. Come on. Completed games. It was the best of three in the final. This is 2025. Update your website. Come on. Update your website.

August. Come, it doesn't just. It's the Q-2020. Good website. I'm going to go to... AI. Somebody help me. I am AI.

Anyway, boom. Jack got added in when we started this crazy venture. So how old is this league? Rob Kerr and Peter Labardius had teams in it. Wow. For one year each and they didn't update their rosters. It was a disaster zone.

They had to punt them and they weren't upset about it. They were like, this is not for us. We don't need to ever do this again. Please don't invite us back. It was not a fit. Still working on it. Bo Levi Mitchell. The Raiders won.

Wow. Come on. Are you serious? All right. We get the Victoria Shamrocks 9-6 in game three. Wow. So it went to three. Yes.

McBride's been working with those boys for a few years getting ready for this. That is unbelievable. Anytime you knock off a BC team, he said, Alberta teams ever won it before. Yeah. Incredible. It's always Ontario and BC, these powerhouses. It's the power of McBride.

Let's see if I can see. The Hawks guy. Yeah, yeah, he is. A lot of obnoxious. His wife's the Baltimore fan, even worse. Overview league history. How do I get to the league? You're looking for? I want to see how old this damn league is. The Mento? No, that one's over

100 years. Our stupid fantasy league. Oh, God. Yeah, we don't care enough. Next. Next. Next. I know it's boring, but let's not. I mean, we really are scraping the barrel. If you want to take Thursday off, we might just get the nerds in. Oh, the chat's saying, talk flames, talk about it. Okay, give us a good topic, chat.

Super chats are open. What are the lines going to be? Yeah, the same lines we're talking about for two months. The worst lines ever. Yeah, it's going to be Frost playing with Coronado and Gridden. It's going to be either Zary or Hansik playing with Backland and Fairby. Strom's your third line center with Igor and Zerierier, And then the Ciplican with C and probably Tyson Gross is your 4C.

Every day. Top right corner. Jackson. Yeah, the lines can be used to throw the lines. What about the kids? Is Conzick? Sorry. What kids?

Tyson Gross is like 24. The guys you drafted that rashney. They're not coming to camp. They're going to college. What? You can't come to camp. What a loser. College.

College. He's like college last year, actually. What are he talking about? I want him in the NHL. You'll have them in spring. That's my promise to you. Deal. Or if it gets hurt.

He won't have them to spring. Deals off. Okay, let's pull up these lines. Yeah, that's really. It's really good. Are there other kids that are coming to camp?

I mean, your Sunnievs and. Like that big D man that's in with the tigers. He's going to beat up my kids. Yeah. He'll be there. Is he going to beat up your kid? Oh,

that's what he said. Oh, is he threatened him? Spirit, Luke Spirit, him or something. Probably deserves. Okay, I got to go watch Rear Warner Battle. Yeah, when's that? I think Wednesday.

We got more of that in the Pinder report, so hold on to that I thought. Okay, these lines here. Oh, baby. Like, okay, so there's a few things that we need to discuss. Number one is Jonathan Hebrot Health. Sounds like he will be, but until we know, we don't know. Because he's coming off major hip resurfacing. Take a time.

Number two is Marty Pospisole Center. The more I watch, the more I've said no, and yet there he is. The more I watch of Marty Pospisal, the more disappointed I become. He looks like you're locked to be a 13th forward. And unimpactful. Yes, that's why he's not playing and hammering popcorn. Sipilikov's going to get some reps unless he has a miserable camp. It's his last year of his deal and he needs to prove he's an inchella or it's over.

I mean his old man, just get pissed in Buffalo, boy. Oh, baby. Love his wings. You're sure? I'm not positive, but. He was like, no, nice. I have Tyson Gross at center. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. There's just a side note. Like the Peter Marr thing last week and all the accolades and I'm professional. Afterwards, I'm like, I'm going to be better. I'm not going to just take cheap, shitty cheap shots of people. Pete's inspired me. I'm going to be a more professional. He inspired me to build these guys up.

Rush me a loser. Go to college, an idiot. shit one show later shit it's a good idea practice and practice probably uh keep working on back to you right i would have tyson gross is the foresuit he was great on the dot they used him down the stretch he scored a couple goals one disallowed that one his that's drunk too is that right you did a really good job today hansick's not on here he's going to be in there somewhere where zeri shakes out look here's the thing about connor zerry everyone wants it to be good

but you can't have him not earn it he's going to have to outplay people that's a good point right and it reminds you to say a better thing zerry let's know because we want to see at work but you are going to be have to be better than the hansics and siplocates yeah and let's let's go what's the different peptides and steroids by the way i feel like that's people keep asking me that too i don't know are they asking you jack come on them is you're on the juice you're really motivating you I have a real booster to your output. I want to see Zerry play center again. Give him a...

It looked awful. It doesn't matter. What do you mean? It doesn't matter. Look at the centers there. Yes, thank you. Thank you, Jack. So can he be a center for the flames?

I don't know. Yes, he can't. Can I? They're that bad. He could be a center. Can I slap you in the face? Fire. Put Paws or Zeri at the...

Why is Strom? Well, he's actually a center. So you're doing a center. Anyway, put Zari. I've said it last year When you're shitty And I don't mean Bottom of the league

When you're not projected to be a top tier team Make playoffs Then make four equal lines And play them And I'm serious Huska You want to get results from your guys Play everyone and make them feel like they're part of it I agree

What difference does it make Where are they loading up all this talent Like that's the problem But if you want to see I'm only speaking to Jack's point where it's like, because typically the fourth line's crap. Yes. Right? Yes, typically.

But you should have enough extra parts here to make it as good as your second. You can monkey these guys around and make your lines however. You want to put Gridden, Zerry and Simplogoff is your fourth line? I don't care. It's kind of like we talked about the power play for the D. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You're all one. I agree.

So I will grant you guys that, of course, Connor Zeri is capable of to be out one of four centers on this team. But my question to you is, if he's at an underwhelming season as a winger, why are you giving him the harder path? Now you're going to have to play center. I haven't liked him as much at center. And I want to see him. Shit as a winger either.

So what difference does it make? Well, I did like him as a winger before the injuries. I'll say that. That's a long time ago. Yeah. And so the issue we have with Conor Zeri is he's not looked like as impactful a hockey player since the injuries. Fact, the matter what position he's playing.

It's a more difficult job. to ask guy to go play center at his size than it is to play wing. I want to give him the easier path to success. Here's my thought process. They have a million wingers. Yeah. See if he can play center and if he can't,

just get rid of him. He's not being impactful enough on the wing. I'm with Jack and it's easy to argue either way. I don't disagree with your take on it. And to be fair, they might take both approaches here. He might get a run at center. And it's like,

okay, well, this guy's losing more than half his draws and there's no points. Let's get Tyson gross. Do you know that there's really only one way to get good at draws? Practice. Yeah. Yeah.

I've been doing a lot of that after practice. Yeah. So if you're not good at draws, then. Uh, and look, if he's going to be their fourth best option at center or their seventh best option at wing, you'd understand why no one would give a second rounder up for him this summer. Yeah.

He's coming off a shitty year. Speaking of, there's injured questions. There was a lot of Craig Conroy, uh, video out there. Connie Peter Marr stuff because of the yeah babies. boy he was cleaning people up on the draw. Yes. Any damn foes late game from six? Oh, awesome.

He understands the value of a face-off winning centerman, which is why I have tasting grosses my four-line center. But we'll see how it goes. I think we all want this very thing to work, and it's just sad when we had so much excitement around him, and now you see a stalled-out year. But he is in very high risk of, like, getting passed by a lot of guys. Like, Hansick's bigger or faster than him.

If Hansik wants to start, putting up points. There's another guy that's past you. Gridden's already passed you. We'll see. Want it to work? There you go. Want it to work, Connor? Want it to work? Is the chat happy now, or are they mad at our takes?

They absolutely crushed it. You're okay? Show the D, Jack. Let's save the D for later. Let's do the D thirst. We got to just do all this at once. Using all our bullets here. Yeah, there's nothing going on around

Is there a kid that's threatening to make the team then? Like Tyson Gross isn't a kid, but you're sure. Who's going to be the foursies? He's going to be up and down, up and down, up and down, unless he comes in. Or if he's just like, wow, that's a fourth line center. Yeah. And or if you get injuries, obviously, whatever. But I don't know.

I don't want to. I'm just kidding. Hansick's kind of the kid. He's had significant injuries every year. He has been written off. And he's been these cornerstone of. And he's done it both twice, I think at least. It's been this.

Like, boy, that seems like I reached in the draft. Oh, I really liked him here. Like, oh, he's hurt again. Have you heard this guy's name this guy? Jeez, he looks good. We've got to keep him. Big year for him. If I wish one thing for Hansik, it's health.

Because it's, you feel for a guy that's always having to. There's only two people in the world, Ryan. Hansik and who else? People that have health and people that wish they did. Right. Yeah. There's that too. Let's do the Pinder Report.

We do that for our great friends at Village Honda up in the northwest under that huge Canadian flag. Your dealership for life in Calgary since 1987, village Honda.com. For more, huge selection of used vehicles, all makes, all models, all budgets. Find out more through website, villagehonda.com. We start with a little prospect news from the Calgary Flames, I think. There's going to go. They're counting down the top 20 prospects. Case you

Are you there? Is he in college too? He's in college. Going back to Michigan. He's going to be, right? Yeah, he had a serious injury last year that cost him a lot of the year, as did Colin Potter. They both had great years derailed by injury. Look at that.

Right hand of D. Another right handed D. That's right. He's also going to be playing with Land and DuPont. Right hand of D. Not going to get any ice time now, kid. Power play one might be off the books. We'll see.

If you're counting at home, prospect 20 was Curran. Sergeev and Jameson were tied for. for 18, Zerubin, 17, Shackless Lamov, 16, Macyo Phillips, 15, he's going to beat up your kid. Kestania 14, gross 13, Harrington 12, Basha 11, Stuxelius, 10. He's in a nice summer.

Bashar, we don't talk about it. Again, a guy that just needs health. A couple years, I wish he's dead with fetus. Oh, he's so good to feed us. Treyball, the goaltender out of Europe at 9. Sunni of 8, Mews checks in at 7. I was part of the ranking. I had him even higher than this.

Everything he's done when he plays hockey. He's impressive. Isn't on track to do great things? Just the injury. If not for the injury, maybe he's already signed. It was that good as a freshman. That's still big play. Correct.

It didn't affect my career. I was never going to be good enough. Number six, Jack Hextall comes in. He was the second first rounder taken by the flames in the draft this past summer. The word on Hextel is he's, yeah, center. He's got some size. He can score. Are the feet going to play?

Or is he giving me one of those guys that can figure out with lesser skating how to play in the league? Now, again, you're drafting in 30 to 32. Everyone's going to have a ward here or there. He's got to work on a skating. We'll see how it translates. Off to college. Okay. Five guys left.

We haven't heard Potter, Wittenback, Reschney, Carl's, or Hansick's name yet. So that's probably. Well, Wittenback will be like in the NHL if it was up to you. He's going back to college. I don't know how he translates. I do hear wide variants. I've heard some scouts saying, Oh, you're cooling on your...

Oh, no, not me. Again, I love when an 18-year-old that was thinking about going back to the USHL leads the NCAA and score. But the question is, does that skill set translate up two more levels? Can you score at the American League level?

If so, then got to do it at the NHL level. It's a slam dunk of a fifth-round pick already. Most fifth-rounders don't lead any leagues Everton scorer. I disagree with you. He's got a much better shot than anyone else taken in the fifth round. Play in the NHL, do so.

Yeah, so we'll see him in the spring, is my bet. I bet you they sign him in spring and he'll get NHL games. Quinn and Piac. So that's... Just handing out games left and right. Pardon me? You're just handing out games left and right to these...

This is my hot take. I think you will have Carl's. I think you'll have Wittenback. I think you'll have Reshney and maybe even Potter, all sign this spring and potentially even muse. They're going to save four or five contracts. Checking out this muse. What's opponents, man. Toronto Junior Canadians, AAA.

Ooh, 78 points. Sorry, how many guys you have coming? I will guarantee. I'm going to, my hot take, I'm going to do five names. Four of them are signing this. You're about to say guarantee. You were. I'm going to say, well, what's a guarantee? I'm just biased internet hack. What do you do? Ask me if you're a money back. It's a hot take.

Four of these five guys will play. We'll sign. nine with the flames this spring and make NHL debuts. Carl's, Reshney, Wittenback, Potter, Mews, four of those five. Do you know how hard the NHL is? I'm not saying they're good enough. I'm going to say they're going to put a one token. Oh, and I wasn't

even pulled with fun at that. I'm just looking at Henry Mewis and I'm like, these numbers are unbelievable. What do you have 82 points in junior one year? Yes. They have the top three defense, three of the top four defensemen in junior one year because they had uh, Porek, mews and then I think Bristevich was still playing

like it's crazy and you try to make the NHL and it's like sorry you're not quite there or you get to an angel camp and you're like there's Nemich and Perrek and Brestevich on the right I better carve out a roll here somehow I'm not start playing on the left

I'm just speaking in generalities of there's some damn fine hookah bars out there and the NHL's still too good yeah yeah there's a lot of Hobie Baker winners have zero NHL careers. Like nothing to

talk about. Best player in college. A lot of, see the major junior as well. Top player and major. Non-event in the NHL. How many guys at the end of last year got a chance? I can't even remember. Because Danny signed, but was hurt so he didn't play. Gross signed, Weeb signed and played. So there's two

guys there. Haven't mentioned his name. Weeb was just outside the top 20. You got an honorable mention. And he played. Yep. Wow. Wow. And these prospect rankings, it's not who's closest to being in the NHL. It's going to be the blend of like who has the highest ceiling and the highest likelihood of hitting.

And it always skews to the younger guys because they haven't failed us yet. Like Carl's year is the hot new toy. If he F's it up, you'll be so disappointed. Country boy making us look bad in the prairies. Come on. We'll keep moving. We've got some more Flames do. The youngest player at Flames training camp this year will be.

You're asking what the kids are. Hey, Joe. Again, look. Michael Backlin will be the oldest player. He made his debut five months after Joe was born. 2008. The Backland thing is crazy.

There might not have been a player you would put lower on a list of guys that would still be here. A, still be here. B, be healthy. And C, be durable. He was the biggest hurt bag five years into his career. Jack wouldn't even know. You'd be too young. This guy is pink.

And like he's still, he's going to play into his 40s, I bet. It's crazy. Absolutely insane. Like he's literally playing with a guy that he was in the NHL when he was playoff games. So it's easy.

There's the shot. Doesn't be sure. Listen, what would Pete be proud of you right now? What would Pete say? Don't take runs at the captain. Keep moving. I could play forever too if I only played half a year.

All right. Right. Six months. November, December, Stephen Alice at Dailyfaceoff.com ranking all 32 teams in their prospect pools. We've seen a few of these different lists. Some are under 23. Some are only called her eligible, like our Flames Nation rankings.

This one has Flames 3. Only Chicago in San Jose. Better prospect pools. We saw hockey prospecting with Byron Bader. He had the Flames System number one. Other lists, we've seen the top five. It is not a mass system. There are a lot of good prospecting.

prospects and another star or two would feel like you can start going up rather than down in the standings. Great. It's better than being eighth or 28th. But it does tell you they haven't arrived yet. And quality and they still have to turn into something. And I still don't see a superstar forward. No. You can dream on the decor a bit now.

Yes. When you've got Nemich and Paul and Carl's. foundation to build from. And that as well. You could look at the goalies and look at the decor and be like, all right, we don't need to replace any of those. You're always told me to have a crap of year.

Anything else you want to unload on Wolf? You don't like his dress code? I don't like his haircut. He better be careful. Okay. Damn seventh rounder letting you down. The forward group needs another start. Do you go earn your money, son.

What? Forward. Ford group, I agree. Like, you look at the player, like Resny's going to be a really important piece because they don't have young son. All these guys are really good players. But you still need somebody to come stir the drink for you.

I listened to a podcast on the 2027 draft center group. And it's, there's a lot of them. I don't know that there's the lock one. He's a year away still. 28. Oh, that's this year's group. 27 is this year coming out.

So that's the new and Schwander and Sunstrom. It's the 09 group. Sure. Either way. Go get that Ock-Centerman in the draft, and then it's like, okay. Hey, you could get two. You could get if you want to piss your pants for two more years and get Schultz and. Oh, Schultz's, yeah.

DuPont is the clear star cut above the rest for the coming draft at this point. Things change. And in terms of forwards, no one in this year's class has scouts anywhere near as excited as they're about Schultz a year later. No, I was. expecting more to that Alexi Joseph. He had a really tough summer and overwhelmed. He went from top line to

fourth line at one of the international events and the scouts now are questioning IQ, work ethic. They're young. It's a tournament. I'll have a full season, but yes, they're done. I have some living in my house. Yeah. They're young and they are stupid. Yes, they're dumb animals. Duh. Kids are dumb.

You've got a bunch of Jacks running around the locker room, bumping heads into each other. Yeah, usually 25 was, I thought, the science between brain development. Back to Lay Blumber. Late Blummer over here. Did you bang your head a little? Oh, yeah.

A lot of conkeys. Lots of CT here. Keep moving. We saw Daryl Sutter, who I believe will turn a Barnburner in the next month. Prove it. I got receipts, Daryl. Don't let me down. Had this to say on Jonathan Huberto earlier this month.

Yeah, I think that first of all, the first year was probably one of, He was probably in shock. I don't think you ever expected to get traded out of Florida. And being from Eastern Canada, I don't think that Western Canada was necessarily his cup of tea or would not have been his choice if we had a choice. So I think those were the two big things. And I think just getting off in the wrong foot in it all was a big part of why he is where he is. I think that say what you want, you'll matter.

Matthew Chuck is a stud. And that's, and that would be the trouble spot and all that because, as you know, in a small market, the fans have a lot to say in, in terms of when they're analyzing players. And, and they do a pretty good job of it. So, you know, Jonathan's had a tough time there. And, and quite honest, I hope he can bounce back. And, you know, because he makes a lot of money and they need them to. There I agree with.

I don't think he's trying to do his best what I'm supposed to be doing, painted. Yes. Yeah, you've MF people way harder than he went at Hubertoe there. That's like three or four people have got strays today already. I wouldn't say that's a resounding, hey, he's going to be great. No, it's a, I really hope so, but boy, I wouldn't bet on it. He's the forgotten man.

Like, every day I do the lineup. I can't decide if I feel bad for him or if I'm indifferent because it's hard to feel bad for a guy that, had a really good career and makes 10.5 million dollars a year and blah. I don't think he wants to go out there and be shitty. Do you remember when Roberto Luongo said my contract sucks? And you're trying to get sympathy firm. It's like, oh yeah, that no

move and all that money. Dang, that thing you really negotiated for is holding you back, huh? I don't know what he's going to look like after hip resurfacing. I don't think we've seen anything close to Prime Huberto since he's been here.

I also don't know long. His hips have been bugging him. Is it five years? Is it five months? I don't know. Hips. I'm telling you parents. All the kids hockey start.

You got your kids on the ice. Took GD much. Right. Overworking them. Did you guys watch Hubert O much before he came to Calgary? No. I mean, he's in Florida and they weren't good yet. Yeah.

Like the last year there, I think they won the president's trophy. But prior to that, they were kind of. Like, was he a superstar? I know he had all points. 150 points. Most ever are left winner. Like, superstars probably strong. But it was an incredible season.

where everything went right. And he looked like Nick Baxterm out there where he was just like, what a create. But again, not to, you're right. And we didn't pay attention.

No, because. But nobody else was either. This guy was putting up massive points. Well, the people that knew him best, if we have a chance to turn this guy in his career year and we're going to do it.

And we'll include a first and we'll include Weger because we don't want. And did it work? Yeah, they went to three finals in a row after that. They did the right thing. Belzito's not dumb. But yeah, it's like, I don't know how you're supposed to feel about it. You're married to him until the cap gets so high.

Or he returns to allow you to just to say, go. I get it from the fan perspective. If you're a player, you would hate that. You would hate that. But guaranteed money is a huge thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're still biased. I've got to pay him.

Got to pay him, pay him the full salary. But just you want cap relief? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if buyouts didn't hear anything like that. I argue with noodles about it. this because we should be on the players side.

Then I'm like, yeah, but some of these guys are signing huge deals and putting their feet up and being lazy pricks. Like, you can't, it's not fair almost to the GMs and the owners to go, well, Hubert was a great example.

Sheep shots, whatever, I'm not trying to, but he's a great example. Where the NFL You'd be cut already. You have a running back that's a stud one year, massive contract, comes back, 50 pounds overweight, you're cut. Yes and no.

Like, Deshaun Watson's not cut. And he's been dog shit for five years because he got all his money guaranteed. So again, it goes into these CBA things where it's like, how much is guaranteed? Yeah, but how much is a bio- decision that you can, I'm just saying that at some point, you should be able to just say, you know what? Yeah. This isn't what we signed up for.

And Hubertoe might be mad, but do you think he likes going to the ring? I think he's probably a little bit embarrassed, if I'm being honest. Right. And if he's any of you could, how old is he? Probably 31 or two. 30. At some point. And he's getting hips and he's like, well, if you just want to pay me to.

Robida Island. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's just. Oh, but did it? The Oilers didn't have Mike Smith pretend to be hurt, even though he played the last. I'll head back to Florida. I still got my place.

So we're good. Yeah. You got the summer place we go back. Because the other thing about it is. I can't. Maybe I'm sheep shot. he ain't winning a cup here no like it's not like you're sitting around going

I'm I'm gonna win a cup so I have to hang on no he took the bag when he got here it was all signing bonus money salary less than a million bucks bio proof contract 10 and a half million I know what he was thinking he was thinking Johnny just walked I was ready to go to 10 and a half with Johnny

we'll just give him that card they had the same number of points did Johnny just walk or did you ever F F that up. They F that up. There you go. So like that could have had them at a fraction of what you got in the fall and they balked at the number. Fucking pay the man is money. Sorry.

Now I'm swirking. It's August. This is why we can't talk hockey in August people. We do this for 10 months. Are they happy with the flames content? Oh, yeah. And Rhett, you sent me something that I think will fire you up as well. Oh, boy.

Let's get it out. Let's go to Pike. You want to go to it now? Yeah. It's kind of. line with the signing bonuses. Sure. Let's go. Because one of the things you did mention earlier that I agree with entirely is just handed out no trades to everyone. Remember I showed the graphic? There's like 150 in the

NHL and there's like four in the NBA. No. And we've got to change the wording on it. It's not a, I'm requesting a trade and I get to tell you where. It's a you're not allowed to trade me. Like, yeah, cool, we won't trade you. Now we're asking for a trade? Okay. Well, now we'll trade. The list doesn't work. All right. This one of the financial. Post. The puck is about to drop is John Tavares. A great guy. Actually, he's from Prince Albert. Kim Moody. Yes. That's the

author, theuteur, the writer, the journalist. CRA and Flame or sorry, and Canadian sports franchises battling. I'm treating that. This has been a long, this has been off forever with Tavares. Think about when he signed that last contract. It's already expired.

There was seven years that deal. 2018. It talks about it. It's almost a decade. And they're still bitching and moaning over what should be taxed or what isn't. Well, and I think Kim's point is that if the CRA wins this, this is another tool in Canadian sports franchises arsenal. They will not be allowed to use.

Yeah. Yeah. And I think sometimes it gets overstated how bad the tech situation in Canada is for athletes because this is one of the things you can do to make it tax-friendlyer. And if you take that out away, it's going to be worse than it is. Now, the flip side of that is if you're not a. sports fan and you want your roads to be potholes to be fixed. We could use

that tax revenue, but maybe those guys don't come. You have to read it right though because I don't understand. Can someone explain this to the uneducated people? Yeah, imagine you're talking to a five-year-old or Jack and just walk us through what this whole That's the article. You've got to read the article.

Essentially, signing bonuses get taxed at lower rates. Yeah, he thought it was going to be 15%. We don't need to paraphrase it, but this was a battle that's been going to Double taxation is what it's talking about. I think where you can only be taxed in one country, Canada or the U.S. That's just pick your poison where your signing bonuses are, I guess.

Interesting. Okay. Good read. And Jack, good luck with that. Let us know all the words you've never heard of. Read him down and we'll go through them and this can be a project. Read this one article off. This might be a, what?

If you're in Canada and you have a team. You know what? There's nothing to talk about politically, internationally anyway. So we probably need something to shake our fist. A lot of elbows. going around. Ryan Pike had an interesting little factoid. You always get pissed off when I saw

Pike says he was ignorant. Oh, what was, come on. At the funeral he was ignorant? What was he saying? Didn't even say hi. Oh, Pike. And then he kept trying to say you look good. I'm like, the wrench was being a richer?

Was the wrench being a Richard? Look at this. He's making it up to you. Brock Gloucester's kid. Rhett Warner's kid, Robin Reger's kid, the Ruck Twins and Flames prospect, Macyo Phillips. Get ready for medicine had tigers.

It's true. Can good kid isn't there yet. I see nothing. Though this is just Ryan's list. There's some other guys. I don't think that I saw the... No, there's a Brish Gallov kid in camp. Is that the...

No. Not related. That would have been crazy, too. What was? Brish Gallup was a crazy man. What was the... Why you have to be so mad? It's so crazy.

Mendes 40. Man is 42. Great stuff. Loon. Really why did that to be his kid. Blue Jays are relevant, Rhett. We didn't think it was going to happen, but here they are within two games.

Did you want to do this Canadian hockey thing first? Oh, yeah, Red's going to love this. Speaking of things, to not piss off Red at all. Every piece of, every team in... Oh, my wife sent me this. Get it out of here. I mean, we are not laughing at hazing,

but I do... Get it off the school. Okay. This is what I thought was going to happen. Next. You're like, we'll get it. a clip out of it. I'm like, no, Red's just going to move on while not the dresses. Next. Blue Jay's in action today. They got the

Royals with cheese coming in. Royals aren't good. Look at that. Almost 20 games under 500. Blue Jays has been much better of late. They're five and five in their last 10, which does not sound good, but two series against the Yankees, one against the race, one against the Red Sox. They now have the rest of their season exclusively against teams that are under 500. Well, you have to get to 500.

I think they have to, and they start with the Royals tonight. Scherzer against Lugo will revisit this for Bet365 later in the program. There's a wild card two back. They had an off day yesterday. Cleveland's been playing well. They're at 500. How many games left, Ryan? About 30, I want to say.

Let's do the math. So they played 132. 30 is 162. Nailed it exactly. Nice. God, I'm a nerd. So what do you have to go? What do you think you got to be?

Not to be 500. to be in. You're playing against Cleveland. So I think if you get to 84 wins, you're guaranteed. 83 maybe. So you need 20? You don't need to go 20 and 10. I think you can probably go 17 and 13.

Four games over gets you back to 500. Who the hell are the Yankees behind? Raise. Right. Every year we see the raise. They have shitty odds. No, they're not going to be good. And every year they're just as they are.

I did bet the raise. I did bet the raise and I cashed it out early like an idiot. Then they got on his eater. Now they're going to win the division. Damn it. The same was cease on a Zion bet that I made. Here are the odds of the Js getting in the playoffs. Plus 280. Way better than the 750 or 725. We had a couple weeks ago. Core words. Well, better for the Js.

Worse odds for sure. We're going to make as much money. Tigers, they've fallen off. They're in the mix. Orioles are in the mix as well. Twins. Wasn't it a year ago about now the time? Tigers were leading there? Yeah, they collapsed hard. You're right. Yeah.

Yuck. Ew, you, you. There is a lot of baseball left. If someone wants to rip off an eight-game winning streak, it'll change everything. No doubt. The San Francisco 49ers have a problem. It's the substation and injuries.

Oh, and now their owners paying for sex in trailer parks. Oh, dear, allegedly. Oh, that's a tough luck for a billion. Oh. You got to hit the gym, man. Yeah, come on. Get those shin extensions. Five-nine.

That stuff. Choices who. Oh, dear, she's not even going to. That's only for you. Not going to. Right as it pulls, babe. Oh, God. Billionary.

Yeah. stuff. Good company. Next. Next. We should get that on our wall. Party elephant. Yes.

Big one for the stamps coming up. We'll put it on our walls. I wanted this to be the Bolivia return, but I think Bolivia is done. Oh, you. Gunslinger. JD.

Katie tell you. Yeah. Family day game. 1 p.m. start on Saturday against the time. Cats. Yeah, we'll get her going here, boys. You're hosting the Great Cup this year.

Let's get her going. Come into the playoffs and some momentum. Need some mole. Stamps favored by six and a half, the over under 59 and a half. See you down at McMahon. Should be a great day for a football game. Jack. There's something to do.

They need you back there. Can I get you in the idiots? You and the idiot, buddy, some tickets on this. You love sports. I do love sports and I do love football. What time is it and where is it? It's at one. On?

Saturday. You're going to go? Sure. I'll get your tickets. 1 o'clock Saturday, and then you slide over to the comedy. Jack and his idiot buddies will be signing your nicotine pouch tins in the Coors Corral. If you are,

I look for a celebrity side to crush it. That's actually the weirdest thing I've ever signed. Someone has been to. I'm like, I don't really sign things and this is often. No, the fact that you're signing anything. That makes sense. Like, I don't want to.

That person's weird. Yeah, thank you. Calvary FC also in action. This is me? What a Saturday. Super Saturday. 3 p. SpongeBob, let's go.

I think they captured the signed 10 of. I really, yeah, it is weird that they ask that. It's a valid point. Oh, I might have to do that. That's tough. This is Saturday as well. You get a half of the stamps game and a half of the Cavs game for sure. You know what I need to ask.

Yeah, fire. Is somebody to, the schedule maker to smarten the F on. In a row, I feel like you could do better. Twice in August, you've had an overlap voice. Come on, figure it out. How about one on Saturday? One on Sunday?

Maybe a funny night. You know what you do? You do the Saturday afternoon at ATCO. We get the party bus. Then we come down to McMahon for the night game. Whatever. Just spread it out at least. Super Saturday.

You know, they should talk to each other. They should. That is a great Saturday. That would be a vanger. Just another couple hours separation. It'd be perfect. You can catch a bit. Got to go to one, though, Jack.

That's the rule. I might do the soccer. I haven't been yet. year. And it's close your house too. Yeah. I mean, that's. Stamps too. I think you should square you. You're capable. I am capable, but. Do both. Do it for us. Come on. You don't do anything. Yeah. You're wanting about being bored and you have two games on Saturday. Let's get

going here. You had to leave it half. And it makes sense because you go to the stamps game. You get the pregame. That's right. Tailgating. You get in there. You get right ripped. You hop in a cab or an over and a limo. Now you're headed home. Oh, you're close to home. That's perfect. Then you collapse on the couch and watch some like preseason NFL. Good. Oh, baby.

If you do it, I'm going to send you a. You're going to Venmo them? Oh, you don't like that stuff. I was going to know, I was going to send them a, uh, don't like that. What's that bacon, avocado? Oh, is breakfast sandwich? Yeah. From the Holy Grill on Sunday morning.

To help put with his hangar. This is your day, Jack. Figure it out. This is your one life. Don't be sitting around bored. Go do stuff. NFL season, almost upon us. Thought we'd look at some of the over-under total for some of our teams.

Bill's 10-and-a-half wins. Second highest total. Over. Don't mind that in that division. No stadium? Look out. Cardinals, three and a half. Other notables in there, Cincinnati at 10 and a half and Baltimore at 11.

And a half, that's not good news for Jack. Although he is correct. Every year, everyone's high on Cincinnati. Somebody's going to get hurt. Yeah. On those two teams especially. Next, do we see Boomers Bears, by the? the way, let's go back.

Yes, I believe nine and a half. Yeah, I don't know if that's enough to win that division. I mean, it's a good division. I take the over on that, though. I would. Would you take them over the lions? No, but I think there's room for more than... Do you take them over the Packers?

I think it's about a push. Yeah. I got them in the same neck of the woods. And the third team in that division is the Vikings. They're going to get stomp by everyone, I think. Seems that way. So you might have like an NFC West last year. Do you think the lions are back on top this year?

Let's look at their odds. I think they'd be the high. is deterred there about 10.5. Yeah, I don't think Green Bay will be higher than that. Green Bay will be nine and a half as well. Yeah, so there you go. I should retire and go to every Bill's game from now to like die. Oh, my God.

That sounds amazing. You're not going to the home opener anymore. No, I'm too rational. I heard what actually happened. You got, you pick your friends carefully. Apparently, with the shovelers, got a friend that's got some big fiesta party wedding thing. And that's, no? Are you talking?

Is Ryan making shit up? Just chatting with the shoveler when you were busy at 10. She's going to some wedding. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the weekbook is like, well, I can't go back twice in two weeks. Who the hell invited her? What?

She's like, I think Red should go. And I'm like, yeah, but I get this feeling. I wasn't taken. So you can go? I can go, but I don't want to spend the money. Just tickets are. How are you going to watch a bill's game? Every bill's game in the rest of your life.

If you're not going to buy the tickets to the first one. All right. All right. Other teams of note, Steelers, a classic. eight and a half. If they could go eight and a half and eight and a half, they would. They really would. Seahawks are defending champs there set at 10 and a half.

Not a lot of high totals here, boys. Titan six and a half. It feels hot. Worst team in the leagues Arizona, three and a halfs there over under. And where's my charge is that? I go back a screen. First, probably nine a half. A lot of teams at nine and a half. No, it's alphabetical jack.

Figure out. No. Nine and a half there. Chiefs at 10 and a half. Rams, they in Baltimore are the only teams at 11. and a half at the first months. I don't know the chiefs that 10 a half is real good. I don't know.

I think they're done. I think they're like an okay team. They are not on the tension anymore. You can't. Like it's four last five years. The offense has been very mad. Like, I'm not sexy. Plus they're getting sued.

It's been so much money. Are they getting sued? Kelsey and, uh, with quarterback getting sued for their steakhouse. really suit or steak they open a steakhouse what are their numbers what numbers do they were

15 and 87 I think of their numbers that's what they called their steakhouse 1587 somebody already had that that so they're getting sued your copyrighter whatever so yeah we were definitely copying your steakhouse on the other side of the continent and it wasn't our numbers from our jerseys okay sorry about

I get McLeod law in their ass right away absolutely Shane King to slap them around a bit. Okay, we'll keep moving. Some dumb shit. Let's get at it. Close out the Pender Report. Nothing to talk about today yet. We're going to rock this thing for two hours, apparently. There's something going on here. Oh, yeah. This was gross. Closely, Jack. Oh, what is that? That is a paw slash claw.

That's a raccoon. I think that's a raccoon, Jacko. Now, grow up in Western Canada. We don't have raccoons. people in Toronto talk about raccoons like they live all over the world because Toronto people don't realize that there are other places outside of Toronto but we don't have them here

we don't know what raccoons look like when they operate they're apparently assholes Jack oh he just wants a couple nuts where is he I don't know if they're assholes but they're really smart

they're crafty little bastards if you're allowed to say that on an average summer internet show when I saw number 17 on this guy's jersey, I thought Milan Luchich. Not because Milan would do this, but because if you wanted to, he could. We got some men's hockey here.

We're going to run you after the whistle. I don't like the way you're looking at me. And ref's going to say you're out of here. You're suspended. It's not how we're supposed to do it, folks. You don't one hand a guy in the neck with your stick. Yeah, that's a good head. That'll happen.

Like, you'll love a guy after the whistle. That's just, that's not. Not okay. That's going to get you punted from. That would hurt. Yeah. Is that Shorzy? You're done from Div 2, Duster League. Your lifetime ban.

Basketball. This looks awesome. I don't want to get into the politics of the WN. Well, I really wanted to, Rhett. So that's a shame. We'll have to shorten to the show. Thursday. Thursday.

Yeah, Thursday we'll dive for that. Not exactly the foul line. Does Duncan's. Everything's going really well on selling right about an hour. rotate rotate get over the head come on bong

bong double bong he gets the pole too oh that might be a hard he might not remember that once you get to this point here

you got to rotate yeah that's where tuck the knees and rotate at that point you're like okay let's get around oh that head look at lands right on it I don't

I don't know if that's the absolute worst or if he was lucky enough. I could have clipped the neck more either. But he did get the double doink on the head here. Yeah, but that's straight down on your neck. I know why it's the dangerous part. Any chance he remembers the dunk? I don't know. You're an idiot for trying.

Oh, he's okay. Everyone's so excited. They're like, oh shit. He has to be okay, right? Or they wouldn't be. Yeah, no one would post something on the internet with someone actually ended up hurts. That wouldn't happen. It's too ethical.

Obviously. I wonder where this is. Lots of people watching this. Yeah, there's another little show of a feat of strength or a little trick here that we want to show you. I think this looks like some people are camping or at camp. Maybe we're gathering around. Doing a little show here.

Oh, yeah, we're at the school. This is not camping. We've got the axe. I figured the axe, maybe. This is a way school. Is this a teacher? All right, everybody. So we're using the back end of the axe,

and we're going to break the cinder block right now. Here comes the axed and good. There's no way that's real. I mean, I'm looking at the reaction times. Like, it looks pretty real, Jack. I don't know. I want to see the people behind. Watch how long it takes between the axe hitting and their eyes going big.

That's a tell of, like, what's real. They're like, oh. Not ideal. This is some bad teaching. What is the part of this? Well, I get sitting the balls, so that's mandatory. Where it lanes back there. Yeah.

I carrot does it himself. Oh, no. Finally, this would be a nightmare. Imagine your significant other, your wife and or girlfriend, just finishing a big run at the grocery store. And somehow, whoops, I opened the hatch in the car wash. Oh, it's hitting it. Oh, it's fucking.

Oh, it's crazy inside all the groceries. Do it, yes. Oh, no. That's great. No. Oh. Oh. No.

He's got to be sad. Oh, there's good. That's great. That is your Pender report this Tuesday, August 25th, for our friends at Village Honda. Well, Honda, never do that. That's it. Never had that problem at all. What's going on in Village Honda?

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and we want to get out of here. Talk about it, just around the corner. Talk about the time. I told you about the stamps, got some bets to do. A couple. Ooh, you know where we're going to host the draft this year? Where? Greta.

Oh, that perfect? I don't know. I can't go. Well, you're doing your anniversary at Greta. Every time when you make a pick, we'll run down to Golden Tea and pull you out. I'll just go to Greta by myself. Worry about an anniversary anymore. It's an absolute blast.

We're going to have a ton of fun. We actually have a going away party for Yasmin, someone that produced and edited here for a while. She's leaving? Yeah. She likes to go to teachers' college or something like that, which is amazing, good for her. But we're going to miss her. She's the nicest person we had. have. Yeah, she was too good for us. She was like a nice person. I know, too good for us.

We don't hire nice people. We could guys who can't rear and idiots. Pike and I know. She was normal. Jack's hiring for us. Is that concerned? Yeah. I've got a lot stressed out. You can't get anything done. You're getting stressed, yeah? Everyone got fired. I don't know if I'm stressed. They shut down sports that everyone's rushing to the sports broadcasting business. Yeah. I got lost shoots or maybe he got everybody Desistration. Greta's great.

We're going to do some drafts there as well as our going away party. Also, of course, whatever your social summer event is, whether it's a work office party, whether you're family in town, whatever it is. Great place to meet up with friends, big games, hang out, arcades to play, air hockey,

you get DJs now and then, great street food menu. Wouldn't it tell you to go there after the stamps game? Sure wouldn't, Jack. Off your ass. I thought I had to go back south. I'm just saying, Other people. 2.13, 10th, South West.

Gretta Bar, let the games begin. I do wish you could move your anniversary for us. But I wish I didn't have one. Jesus. Well, you can fix that. Cloud law. Everyone's getting strays from rat today. Yeah, I don't know.

So he took a run at Huberto. He took her run at Zaire. Is that a run, though? Coach took run at his wife. That's right. Yeah. I took a run. Politicians.

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B' bye, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba' ba'a. Yeah, let's go. I did a bet today. Okay, well, tell us about yours. You pull it up. I'll say about one. I'll find it.

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I am riding the Jays and Royals hit train. If you're not familiar with the Royals, Bobby Wood Jr., is one of the best baseball players on earth. Phenomenal shortstop, steals bases, has power. Vladie is trying to get her going. Alejander's been red hot for a month. If all three get a hit, that's a plus 150 on bat three six five. What do you got?

Can Vladdy pick up? It would be good time. People won't forget about the first five months that were awful if you just get hot now. I was trying to parlay this. Okay. I don't think I can, but. Talk to me. I picked all my,

I picked four. I got it here. Football teams. Oh. Okay. Is it ours? Are you cheering on the boys? No.

Yeah. Can't be ticking them. The bills, of course. Bills to make. Texans to make. Texans to make. Seahawks to make.

Safest bets feel like Seahawks and Bills. Tough division in the Packers are in, but they're a very good team. They're going to make it. And who else, but Houston in that division. Jigs.

Jegs better and Indy was good until Danny Dimes got hurt but that's the best defense. Yeah. Look at that. I like it, retro. Thank you, Jack. I can't see. I was trying to make some of these bets,

but you have to wait so long to get paid. You do need to be patient. I don't have the patience. Jack does not have the patience. The futures markets require patients. You feel like you should be a patient person because you're not up. It's not like you're out getting shit done. Yeah, I don't get shit done.

But when it comes to betting, I just. You want it now. Not enough legs. He wants 13. We're going to need some more legs, and it's going to have to be settled within. You're going to need some more legs. Outstanding. We'll get to your comments on the show in a quick moment.

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Not a lot to talk about, and we somehow almost got till noon. You're welcome, you jerks. Yeah. Hockey. Oh, you. Crushed it. You want to come in Thursday or?

Riley Perkins, 744, 6 of 99. Did my first 36-hour fast. How long until you started noticing the difference were at your red? Of course, famously eats dinner Sunday and not until Tuesday lunch. That's right. Is that about 36? Yeah, 36 to 44. There.

Fasting with the boys, Jack. Get the T-shirts printed. What are you referring to as far as the difference? Well, what does the fast do and when do you start seeing it? It makes you healthier. And so when will he start noticing the health benefits? Immediately.

Very good. But they'll be subtle. Yeah, I don't know that you're going to feel your body. You can't do it once. No. You got to be consistent with it. If you want to feel something like like Jack,

no patience, than do like a 72 or a longer hour. Oof, that's tough. And I'm not a doctor's. I have one goaltender friend who will remain unnamed because Barry Brust, to be mad if I said this name, but he used to have to make weight. Because he's a larger fellow. The big one will sign you, but you got to weigh this.

And he'd go like a week. It works. You just have to really be mentally tough. He'd be disciplined. There's 20 pounds I didn't have. Gone. What did he do all? week.

Not eat. Yeah, you got to keep yourself busy, I guess. It's hard to be busy. Golf? Yeah. This was back in the good old days. Golf, drink. Could he drink?

You know the rules. If it's got calories, it's cheating. So you could probably do vodka. Water. Lots of water. Tees. It's very difficult to maintain any sort of discipline as well if you're crushing vodka.

True. Yeah. Never mind the fasting. Okay. Here we go. I think the only team that would actually take Huberto and Zeri. Oh my gosh. This is spelling like jazz.

This is from Jeremy Barbagello, 9212, 999. I think the only team that would take Hubey and Conner's Zerry would Edmonton. I think the problem is that actually do good up there and upgrade their bottom six. Hey, look, if you're going to carve away, 14 million for two bottom six players. I'm okay with it.

Yeah, Kevin, Joe. Take them. What do you want back? We're fine. Nothing. Give her. I want you to be happy. Good luck, Keeby.

Not going to happen, but... Yeah. There is a world in a universe that's crazy enough for the cap grows enough, and maybe a healthier hero is a little bit better that you could actually not have to live with this to the end, but I still think it's very unlikely. 2%. 2%. 2%.

not just a minute next one more that's it that's all Robbie he's got oh Robbie 699 there we I think the flames should now be cheeses yeah the Hawkins so good chisies I saw

Hawkins cheesy wings I want to try what? Yeah crushed up you're on top oh where are those I don't know this guy's drinking vodka no free plugs but we're going to need those those wings, let's go.

Robert Hawkins here when he actually got around to writing his thing. I think the flames be better than last year. Wolf will play better. The defense is also better. How is the D better? We'll get to that in a moment. Also, the forwards grid in Coronado

will both get 25 or more. So, Wolf could be better, sure. But Cooley's going to go the other way. Cooley's not going to be the top three goalie in the NHL by nerd numbers next year. It just isn't. Sorry. Yeah, well, I'm, anyway,

I'm not going to comment on the goal to me. You just don't like goalies. I've noticed it this week. The defense is not better. When you delete Weger and Anderson, you're going to have a tough time. Is it more exciting? Is it more offensively tilted?

Is it younger? Sure. Is it better? No. No. If a best case scenario, it might be a wash, and that would be like a lot of development

from Zane and Mnich. And the forward group, yeah, you could have Coronado and Gridden, both get 25 or more. and this team is still finished. Because you've deleted Coleman and you've deleted Codry and that might not replace the glories. That's the oldest shit.

Not worried. Back one's still back. See, that's the stuff. One shot wasn't enough. It'd be another one in the wire. Yeah, I'm not really sold, Robert. I like the optimist, Bobby. And we're happily going to take bets.

So let's find that point total and said it over under. I wonder if bet three. Take your money, Bob. Hopefully they were paying attention. That probably moved to the numbers. Yeah, they're watching the show. They'll move the line because Bob and see his bets coming. What is the, you got it coming?

Do you look up the total from last year, Jack, if you can, what they got in the standings. You can do that if you want to help. How many futures to win? To win. Wins. They were fourth last. Regular season points.

Here we go. The Calgary Flames, 70. and a half points. They had 77 last year. A half point better. I'm trying to find a team of the lower total. I'm still scrolling. It's probably just Vancouver.

Vancouver 74.5. And honestly, a healthy Demko, give another 10 points. I don't think it can get worse than what you saw from GM coach, Pedersen and goalies. In Vancouver? No. I think the coaching will be an upgrade. I think the GM's going to be more rational.

I'm not going to be a signing of Vander King as a croix. He's his hands over. Yeah, and the coach is putting a shitty spot. And he was like, yeah, he basically hired me to see, keep Quinn Hughes, and then he traded him. Didn't work, did it? Sir, cool. Oh, he's not healthy.

So the guy that's not healthy, isn't healthy again, eh? That's a Peterson guy. He's supposed to be good. Yeah. Odd. I don't think what's a bad coach. I think you'd be smart to see him surface and coach D group under head coach again, maybe with Rick Docket and Philly.

That worked well before. But, yeah. The Holtero get his first swing at the NHL level, and Ryan Johnson is GM. Fresh start. Jim Rutherford might be out of chances now. Ah, probably. It's probably so.

He was 112. Enjoy the remainder of your... Oh, another under the wire. Kaiser's. $199. You like the Kaiser bun. Kaiser bun. It's kind of the ovale.

shape, right? No. No. Oh, it's the circle. It's swirly at the top. Don't mind it. It's not the top of my list. You know what I've realized as I've aged? Sourdough is may as well be crack. It's phenomenal. It's so good. Like if you put out a loaf of sourdough, I'm going to eat the whole loaf. Maybe not at once, but I'm going to keep coming back and slicing off one more. Who do you put on more? Whatever. Butter. Butter. Avocado, you put on whatever you want. Peanut butter. What do you have in your fridge? Put hot. Put hot. I don't care. Put anything on it. Sawerdough. Eat it.

Kaiser, fellas, excellent interviews this summer. Thanks, boys. Rhett, well done at Peter Mar's Celebration of Life. Mucho Garcia. Something like that. And Oscar Lewando,

we'll see if. That's going to do it for the show. We'll be back Thursday. We'll see what that show looks like. We'll either try to do this again, or we'll get you out of here and bring some nerds in to talk about hockey because this was a grind today.

Jack, how's a show on today? We made it work. It was made of work. I was thinking instead of a show on Thursday, maybe we just live stream Jack watching Team America World Police for the first time. Yeah, I don't even. When did you say that came out?

2004. 2004. Most I've laughed in a theater in my life. I've never even heard of it. I'll be honest. I might have got baked in the parking lot and I was 18, but it was a lot of laughed. Your dad doesn't want to hear that.

I'm kidding. I was 22, dad. I wasn't. Is that a top 10 comedy for you? Yep. It's just one of one. Like Jackson, what is it? What is it?

I'm like, imagine prior to 2005 is better than anything. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's true. That is true for sure. Yeah. It was, it's marionettes. It's like literal puppets saying the most crazy, hilarious South Park. Why do comedy suck now?

Like, I don't remember the last time I went to a theater. We got two politically correct. Correct, although I do think we're streaming back. Are we going back? Everything happens and flows, Jackie. But yeah, for a while, comedy was almost illegal. Early 2000s. Couldn't make fun anyone.

No, more recent than that. No, I'm saying that's the prime. Yes, for sure. That's when you had like a lot of your... Will Ferrell's and Adam Sandler. It was prior. Yes. Yeah, I don't...

I don't remember the last I went to a theater for a comedy. I went to Second City in Chicago, the improv and standout. Oh, my God. unbelievable. And some of it scripted, some of it totally. I'm glad you didn't get stabbed. That's good. It was incredibly safe.

I didn't feel threatened once, but I didn't go to also the stabbing neighborhoods. We went to Wrigleyville, not to the other ballpark. What else did you do there? Lots of meals, did a boat tour. Warder made me run twice.

My legs are still sore. 8K, screw off. I haven't ran any either. That's pretty good. Hell, you're talking about 8K. Jesus. I know. I should have been fundraising.

I'm going to run that far. You're going to keep running or no? All right. It's nice. So let's go. We'll be back Thursday. Some of us will or, you know,

we had a good run, whatever it is. Thanks for being with us and supporting the sponsors. We'll see you, buddies.