Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - The Giant Blue Ring | FN Barn Burner - October 17th, 2024
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Hello, everyone. Hello, friends.
Welcome to the show.
A Thursday edition of Bar and Burner here at our palatial studios.
Clean.
We had a cleaning.
Is it a crew?
It's a service.
Cleaning service.
Sometimes it's one.
Sometimes it's two.
Sometimes it's more.
We never know.
Yeah.
Sometimes even show up the day you book them.
Which is nice.
Yeah.
So yesterday was the day.
Was that a day they were supposed to be here?
Yes.
Gotcha.
But that makes it.
one in a row of those.
I was,
uh,
I was just kind of,
I liked them.
They keep you on your toes,
right?
Doing the last little things here after the show,
just kind of tidy and up,
you know,
get my,
get my stuff put together and,
uh,
heard the tromping up the stairs.
And,
uh,
the lady who was with the cleaning service,
was bemoaning the fact that it's awfully hard to find parking.
Oh,
geez.
Because they got a bunch of stuff.
They need to bring in some cleaning supplies and whatnot.
Right.
You know,
the tricks of the trade.
Sure.
She's not wrong.
She's not wrong.
She's not wrong.
That's kind of hard.
Fine.
Parking around.
This place is crazy.
What's going on around here?
I mean,
it's,
I mean,
I just defer to everyone.
It's just going to be,
just going to be Beverly Hills soon.
So,
yeah.
I defer to,
uh,
to Ryan.
Got some new fat sidewalks getting poured around here.
Oh,
it's going to be so good.
I can't wait to shovel them.
Did you get the notice about the,
I saw something.
What?
Notice?
Shoveler.
What?
Google it.
You know what I'm talking about.
I do.
Yeah.
Yeah,
yeah,
The city is.
Letting you know that those increases in your property taxes,
that is not going to,
that's not going to help with the snow removal.
And if you push snow into a public,
oh dear.
You are going to be fined and throw in a slumber.
Yeah, they're going to give you a clink one of these.
Don't be putting it on us to deal with.
Yeah, let's be shoveling that snow on our streets.
I heard something about Halloween.
Are they going to cancel it?
And I was going to, I said to my, the woman I live with, I said, you know, I'm going to crush.
I'm going to talk about this.
This is ridiculous.
Please do your homework first.
Could you go and just, could you please read the story at least and make sure you have all the facts before you just start spewing venom at people?
Frickin' nenshi, man.
I think you should unleash what's, what's with Halloween.
No, I'm going to, well, we got to do his research.
All right.
You know what? We should have something to talk about it.
Maybe a hoity tooty or a really?
Oh, yeah.
That's the kind of stuff.
Yeah, let's bring in some of the city hall.
That'll do the numbers.
Should we find a fat cat?
Jack,
can you get us a fat cat down at City Hall and bring them on down?
They're going to be upset about parking.
They probably pay for an Uber.
No, no, no.
They're saying this is great.
This is good.
Patience and thanks for supporting a little business.
We love it here, but they won't be able to find parking.
Yeah, that's the thing.
They'll hop on their bike.
That's right.
They'll hop on their bike and come on down.
Yes.
Yeah.
We should book it in November or December for them to come on down.
Hop on your bike.
There's lots of bike stands out front.
What's the darkest day of the year?
Like December 21.
Yeah, right before Christmas.
Hop on your bike.
See you here.
They'll be your way on vacation by then.
Not a flames game date.
What?
Still.
I know what you're thinking because yesterday was.
Keep your helmets off then.
Yesterday, get it off.
We had a nice rhythm going, I thought.
Take it off.
Me.
Jack, take it off.
Jeez.
Because yesterday we talked about the game the day before,
so you think, okay, well, now it's game day.
No.
I was looking at this schedule.
What are we doing here?
I don't know.
I was told it was a day.
I was told we were taking a day.
Didn't Jack say this was?
Yeah, I thought today was a day.
Cancel the off day.
Oh, Dean.
Oh, Dean.
Look at this.
Let's, no, you can't see.
Because I'm, Rhett and I are looking at the same screen.
Yeah, you are kind of see it out of the schedule.
I can see the schedule.
Jack's got a schedule too.
We can throw it up on the screen.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One game in a six-day span.
Fat cat.
Fat cats.
Should be well-rested, Aideon.
Fat cats.
There is, look at us.
Are they in Seattle?
Are we the only ones?
sushi?
They're in Seattle.
Hanging out at the...
Know some young men.
You can look at that, but it's looking at the calendar.
and seeing all the open dates.
Yeah, no, you would need the game ahead of Seattle.
So there's not a game today or tomorrow.
Look at it, Ryan.
I can see it.
Yeah.
Look at it.
I'm familiar.
Or Sunday or Monday.
It's like is that is this the All-Star break?
No.
Is this the CBA mandated three days between games?
No, it's not, Dean.
Is this the midsummer classic?
Yes.
What's going on here?
It's the midsummer classic.
That's what it is.
The hell they're doing over there.
Come on, Bettman.
I've been hanging around with Nenshi too much.
Get your poop in a group.
Lots of bitching, though.
It's a bitching.
Yeah, we're going to do that too, aren't we?
You see the moon today?
I saw it last night.
I saw it this morning.
It was beautiful.
So, and I, because Jack, what's the hunter's moon?
Oh, look out.
Bang, bang.
Is it not a harvest moon?
Is it too late for harvest?
Harvest.
Moon.
I mean, you're doing an impression of him.
I think harvest is over long ago.
I think so.
If he was the last moon.
Maybe if you were like the fat cats, you'd still be trying to get it off.
But if you're like Hilton's out, out east there, like they've had it off for a while.
They know what they're doing.
Are we waxing or waning the men's here?
What's happening?
I don't know.
But I thought I saw something that's, uh, there, because it is, there's something special about the moon.
Superman.
Is it another another super moon?
Because there's a blood moon and the super moon and a full moon and the whole
Howling at the moon.
A man.
Between the moons and everybody going, Gaga.
over the the northern lights
no lord arroyale did you see it i've seen northern lights on
enough occasions that it's not that rare yeah yeah northern sask yeah i've never
there was red yeah oh ruse got some ruse in there i've never that's a cfl uh auroras
borealis that's what they call that one it's yeah yeah randy ambrosey thinks it's
this is the most beautiful thing of ever so i love that rouge it's unbelievable
Uh-oh.
Oh, we got a guest here.
Jack's going to have to say hello there.
There's no parking.
How do you find parking?
How did you find park?
Who's here?
Take some time.
The cleaning ladies.
Let's say, uh, cleaning somebody's.
It's a Marlboro voice right there.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, that is.
I'm going to lock that.
Anybody just stroll in here.
Do you see we're doing a highly successful podcast in here?
We've lost her.
Can you tell by all the cords on the floor?
We are a very professional.
I did. And Riff Raff sliding in here.
It feels riffy.
You know what?
It's not Raffy.
Might be a great guest.
I did it at the Flames Golf tournament once.
And it turned up.
You're O for one.
Smashingly.
Let me tell you that the crowd at the flames golf, the Flames golf tournaments,
there's a little more vetting than just walking in.
Is there?
Yes, there is.
Oh, fat cats is what you're saying.
They're better than just.
I'll get people up to speed on this story.
Rhett and I back when we were working on the radio,
doing the morning show.
We're at the flames golf tournament that kicks off the season.
Yeah, yeah.
And.
Country Hills.
We're in a commercial break.
Rett says,
should I go get a guest or something?
That'd be great,
Red.
I think you sent me to get a guest.
I don't think I volunteered.
Well,
whatever.
Yeah.
Makes a difference.
So then we're,
you know, commercial breaks over.
I'm back in.
Hey, welcome back.
Whoop to do the whole thing.
And I'm kind of stall and waiting.
And so Rhett comes in.
Oh, yeah.
Comes in the guy.
You're doing the old.
Hey, how you doing it?
Hey, cutting it up.
they sit down, put headsets on,
and I'm waiting for Rhett to give the introduction.
He's like, yeah, well, we got a guest.
All right.
What are we got?
I'm Steve.
All right.
I'm waiting for Steve to explain why he would be relevant to come on the radio show
at the Flames alumni tournament or whatever the Flames tournament.
Steve, you're like 80s, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, just one of the golfers.
Oh, hey, Steve.
Yeah, we're looking forward to golfing today.
Okay.
Are you a sponsor?
Is there a long time connection to the tournament?
Oh, it's my first time.
It's going to be great.
All right, Steve, get the fuck out of here.
Steve was awesome.
No, Steve has a story.
Everyone has a story.
That's great.
Just because you play hockey or you're associated with the team doesn't make you better than others.
Steve's story resonated so well with our audience.
There was people in the show.
streets begging for more Steve.
Well, the morning show. You're right.
Steve a chance.
If you guys didn't poo poo, Steve.
Do you want to get, uh, Steve?
Marlboro man? Is that what you're?
He's the one lobbying for Marlboro man.
I think Marlboro man. He can have my spot.
Because everyone has no, no, no, no. He can have boom spot.
You're going to run an interview. Yeah.
He can think much. You're a podcaster.
You can do that. He wants safety.
Right. Yeah. Yeah. One on one will be safe. You and him.
You could, you know, your inner Joe Rogan.
This coming from the guy that's friends with everyone in the
world and best friends too.
Your voice is a little better today.
That's coming, yeah.
Probably a full bore by tomorrow or Saturday, I think.
In time just to just flow the doors off again.
Potentially, we'll see.
Because I was thinking about that yesterday.
Yeah.
It was first, it was fatigue or whatever.
And then you talked to, well, I didn't get after it on Saturday.
It's Friday too.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
How many days does a guy need for the old voice box to get its legs?
Well, the voice box is fine on Sunday, as I was noting,
because I did afterburner that night following flames and oilers,
so it was a non-issue.
And then yet I was like going to bed Sunday.
I feel a little tickle here.
Don't like that.
And then Monday, no good.
Tuesday.
If you get me sick.
If you get me sick.
If you get me sick.
Tuesday was no good.
I figured I was going to be in rough shape because I was howling at the moon as you know.
I know.
And anytime you come back from vacation.
I was doing a lot of singing.
You get sick.
Yeah.
I was doing a lot of singing.
It was putting yourself to bed at 2.30 in the afternoon.
It's all the problem.
Yeah.
did have one good nap.
That'll be right.
I'm not napping like I used to.
How long have we been doing this?
Three years, two years, whatever it is?
Are you napping during the show?
I would still nap all the time.
I'm even napping for 15 years.
I'm kind of not needing it.
Yeah.
And if I do, I think I just got to lay down.
It's a 20, 30 minute or that's it.
Perfect.
Oh, I know.
Battery recharge.
And you're not groggy after those naps.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Like, oh, that was a good little laydown.
Little zapper.
I didn't know there was.
such a thing.
Can you get Jack
the door, please?
Can you lock the door, please?
Jack to sit down and tell us
what the age is going on here.
Jeez.
Jack is.
It's interesting, you mentioned the cleaning service
out of the gate.
Yeah, we talked about that before.
I guess,
okay, just let's just get us up to speed
on what's happened.
We're doing the show.
Doing the show.
We're live.
And what do you see?
A man walk into the room.
Okay.
Right to my left.
Yeah.
and broadcast live yeah and i don't really know what he's saying he's just yelling too like he like he has
no idea what we're doing being belligerent yeah um i guess his daughter was the cleaning lady
we were talking about earlier yeah she forgot her stool uh step stool like a step stool yeah it's metal
so i go into that room there's a stool it's not the right stool no how many stools could we have
Well, we have kind of a bigger step.
Are we working?
We actually have multiple now that I think of it.
Yeah, we do.
I was doing, we were doing stuff.
There was the big one.
I brought my doing with all these stools.
Is this stool replacement where she's going to get our stool and we're going to keep hers?
I was fine giving him that one.
But it wasn't the right one.
So he didn't take it.
Yeah.
And then he said something, gave me a phone number.
And I said, okay.
Then I went downstairs and the stool was there.
So I grabbed the stool, ran back up the stairs.
He's gone out.
side. I see him walking like three blocks away, debated running after him with the stool.
And then I just came back. So I sent him. He walked right past the stool twice.
I'd hit him with the store. No, it was then like the back door. Back door stairs.
And it would have been right over the back. But would that have sounded like, I wonder. Jack's got to pop me up.
This is a problem. It's because you're blowing his doors off yesterday with. Yeah, things off.
Come on, Jack. Just keep trying to just keep firing a more. He deserves one of those.
one's not working.
Oh my God.
Give another one.
Stool.
Oh my God.
Anyway.
It's tough to find good cleaners these days.
So now did you
have a stool all over the place.
Did we lock the door?
Yeah,
it's locked.
But I'm kind of wondering
if he's going to come back now looking
because I told him I have the stool.
Probably.
You can text you when he's back.
You can text him that.
Tell his daughter not to be such a forgetful goose.
Something even her stool everywhere.
Silly.
Even stool.
He'll be stoolin.
I had a dog looked at once.
Stoolin.
Well, I was in here one morning.
Yeah.
Steve's interview is no good, but this is cool.
This is great, yeah.
If we'd interviewed that guy, that would be compared to Steve.
Blame Bettman, if they wanted to play a hockey game or something, we'd talk about.
Some homeless bum walks in when I'm sitting here doing the show, doing prep.
I don't know.
It's not the terminology we like to use.
One of those nights that.
What's politically correct?
Calling someone a bum.
And some hopeless bum comes walking up a hobo.
A hobo.
A hobo.
A hobo.
Hey.
Some stinky hobo comes in with his,
what do they call it?
With the stick and the cut in the back.
I forget.
Do they call it?
You know.
Once every 25 months we talk about this.
Yes.
It's my favorite.
Because if you're a hobo, if you're a homeless bum,
you have what little you own.
Bindle.
A bindo.
A bindle.
It's a bingo.
Bindle for the worst.
win. And what do we assume that is? It's just, it looks like some sort of red handkerchief.
tied up on a stick. And he's put all his or her belongings in it in the bindle. And then take the
four corners and they give it a little. Some kind of a knot. I'm not sure what kind of a of a
of a knot they would use on a stick, which looks to be like a broom handle. Maybe they've got
preferred out of a dumpster or something. Preferably a broom handle. And that's how they get her out.
Well, dude didn't have his bindle that day. But he had quite a hum going.
You know, really?
Yeah.
You smell some gumming or what?
Could have used, you know, some pit stick.
Mouthwash or?
I need a little more.
Because I bit my cheek.
I feel like it's infected.
I think we need some, some stuff in here.
Because we're all in here now.
I mean, we have the spray and the wash.
It's not enough.
I understand.
I think we could use some things like deodorant, mouthwash, toothpaste,
toothpaste, like, twice.
toothbrushes.
Just have some stuff here.
Brushing my teeth here.
Can you imagine, like, I think,
you should bring your toothbrush in. I won't do anything
with it while you're not watching. That's right.
It'll be safe.
Mouthwash. What about those little
strippy things? The
Listerine strips? No, we can't
have strippers in here. And then this stripper,
this homeless stripper
bum comes walking in. She's got her
bindle kit. It's got her frigging.
Full of tunis and
she's posters. Some
tired posters from 25 years
ago.
We are awful.
Safa.
So that's good.
We're locking her up.
Lock that door, Jack.
Yeah, lock it.
Lock it up.
I don't have a key.
And if I can't get in, I guess we're closed.
Lock it up.
Lock it up.
Lock it up.
We're going to do some things today.
We got the Pinder report coming up.
We'll also do the great clips inbox.
I've thought about the Pinder report.
Sorry, I'm interrupting you.
I feel like off air, we should tell Pinder.
There's other sports.
And I think we should delve.
Is that the word?
12. Delve? I think we should do some delving into them.
Let's get some Ozzy rules. And a second or third, even tier kind of sports stuff.
Yeah.
And avoid the, uh, the reptilians.
I think that, can I add? Because the hobby horse, I saw some hobby horse on over the weekend.
Spectacular stuff. Hobby horse. Spectacular.
Please expect it up.
Lobby. Hobby horse. Oh, Dean.
Is that like C-Sahn or? This is.
True athleticism at work.
Okay.
Hobby horse.
And quite serious.
They get right into it.
Did you grab a clip?
I don't have,
I don't have access to a computer.
Jack,
could you play the clip?
A hobby horse.
Hobby horse.
Do some hobby horse on Jackson.
Do it?
Oh my gosh.
Hobby horse.
We did do a hobby horsing once on the show.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
Right?
These are things that are happening in the world
that we're not getting enough attention to.
The feedback I need,
Brett,
rather than watch me do a hobby horse
on the Pinder,
and say nothing. I need you to say we need more.
So what are they doing with this thing? So this is like a bindle, but it's the stick without instead of the,
don't you know someone that hobby horses? Is the shovel or a hobby horse or this kind of looks like
you're here? She has to make that I didn't know about.
Steady. Steady.
Anyway, you can, I'm an idea guy and I'm trying to help you out because I don't need another snake bite.
I would just think in terms, if it's a slow day, rather than just default and
What about this?
How about something that's, A, interesting, B, entertaining?
Why don't you do a top five of things I should have in the Pender report?
I'm going to give you something right now.
Oh, should I do it right now?
Top five?
A top five?
Top five?
Red's top five.
Red's top five.
Brought to you by our next advertising.
Top five advice, pieces of advice for the Pinder report.
Okay, five to one.
Let's go, five.
You going to push something?
Maybe some game show music.
I pushed my pants last night.
Nope.
That's not nice.
on button there surfing i'm gonna just go for it i'm a big watch that show i told you about on the flight
home no but that's why i brought it up that's why i brought it up you guys know i'm a surfer
surf magazine magazine almost they're lying uh traveling i'm a bit i love to travel so remote
places that we could go to travel and take the show maybe mantrapitu live show there we go
climb it up where you can take the train dean or walk it's up to you train to match
feature. Amazing.
It feels like a long walk. That's a bit of a hobby horse.
Hobby horse.
Uh, injuries. I like an injury report and not all with idiots,
YouTube injury stuff, but like this one,
Byron Richie's kid took a skate to the face.
No, I don't need that. It was awesome.
What?
Shevel day off. Awesome.
Where is it?
Iron. Could you see a skull? How do you spell?
How do you spell? Skin flap down.
Am I cut here?
Come on.
Oh, my. Jesus.
Look at that.
No, I see?
We don't need that.
Oh, that's what you want for the Pinder report.
I think you should have a wife's reaction.
Well, you filmed that and sent it to Jack.
No, no, it's not it.
And not my own, but there has to, you know what I mean?
Just so we, so.
Jeez.
So there'll be a clip of something.
And then it'll have a wife's reaction.
So we'll know whether or not to do that.
It's kind of a marital helping, you know what I mean?
So you get another idiot that does something.
You told me about your marital aides, but that's something different than this.
But you get an idiot that does something and the wife reacts.
If it's in a positive light, maybe we copy.
If it's in a negative, we avoid.
Sounds like something we can do.
So marital advice, reactions.
Red's top five.
Is that five?
Yeah, that is.
Surfing, traveling, hobby horse, injury report, marital.
And the surfing and hobby.
I thought the injury report was.
You know what?
You know what?
Surfing and hobby horsing are all in one as well.
Because that's just secondary.
It's odd sports.
Odd sports.
And we've got to have some sort of traveling.
The injury reports the same as marital reaction.
I've noticed there's no food yet.
I was going to bring up food, but he does food to that stupid dog.
And I'm like, I don't want that.
Like, I want something.
You know what, looking back, those were the good old days.
You know what?
Is the dog going to eat it?
No, no, we avoid it.
But I think we should include it because people do like to make fun of this stuff.
Politics.
It doesn't have to be a serious take.
It doesn't have to be a serious take.
Just something's a politician that is done.
Well, we did dip a toe already with the snow shoveling.
There you go.
It doesn't have to be.
Bendels and the fat cats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Top five.
Push a button.
Ooh.
He needs help me.
Surely to fuck we can deal with this.
There you go.
Today's top five.
It's a good one.
If you would like to sponsor
Rett's top five, contact
Jarrod or Lindsay.
Is Gerard alive?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Good.
Whenever I hear from, I say, I think I'm going to be in town
next week.
That was 2023.
He told me he was in town next week.
He said, what days out?
I'm not sure yet.
It's a good run.
That's next week.
I think he does come to town.
It just says,
he always sends us pictures as he said,
the departures termites.
Well, I guess you can't fly direct to Edmonton.
So you got to come through.
Okay, I'm in Calgary.
See?
Did I mention that my youngest made fun of the big blue ring the other day?
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
Driving down the difference.
He's like, what is that?
Yeah, that's the worst piece of Civic Garden.
And I actually, it took me, how do you just, what is it?
It is a large blue ring that's about the height of a light pole.
Okay, but then that why?
Because 1% of civic infrastructures is dedicated towards public art.
And a panel of five people selected that piece, which sucks and has become internet famous for being the worst piece of Calgary Civic.
And it was part of the airport tunnel as a completion of that project, which cost around 700 million or 270 million.
Yeah, I think so.
It sucks.
And there's no way to win.
And everyone's maddy no matter what you say.
It's an absolute no flies.
I know that giant blue ring has its own Twitter account.
That's the thing.
It's so bad.
It's become good.
Yeah.
There is that approach to them.
Yeah.
I would like to think that as a city, if we wanted to, you want to talk about ideas, let's, let's take on.
What in the.
Oh, my God.
What a rinky thing.
We got more stool issues here.
This is, this is.
I wonder if we were to take on some other cities and be like, let's.
You show us some worse than this.
We're going to take our giant blue.
ring.
Yeah.
What do you got?
It's no good.
That's a great account where you could actually, you could start something and go,
what's, our city dumped a million dollars into this.
It was $470,000.
There you go.
Half a million dollars into this blue ring.
What have you guys wasted money?
Can we take the money that was put in for Blue Sky City or whatever it is?
That's another five mill.
That's branding exercise on naming.
It's not really arch, but other cities would spend stupid money on dumb naming things
too.
Yes.
You could have that competition as well.
Okay.
No, this was our fight at Thanksgiving dinner.
That's why I'm so abreast.
I was going to say it's very top of mind for you.
Someone was blaming one person for it.
And I'm like, well, it's just.
There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't live in Calgary,
if you do and you've never seen it.
Just east.
Marvel.
Sorry, west of the airport.
Marvel in it.
That is the giant blue ring.
And there's nothing more to it than what.
That's it.
That's it.
If you're thinking, am I at a bad angle?
What part is missing?
It is a blue ring.
And you can see for, for, I guess, scale.
scale.
That's a human.
Yeah. I love that it's got the, those are actually light posts at the top.
Oh, good.
And it kind of looks like antennae.
It has a cute little animated bug.
And from this angle, it looks like an oval.
But you're at an art.
But you're at an art park, right?
Like there's other pieces of art around there that.
No, that's it.
That's, there it is.
If your kid brought that home from art class,
so here's what I made.
I changed schools.
Yeah.
You'd be like, sweetie, we got to find a school for this.
This special school for our kids.
And of course, then people are always going,
was it the IUD, which is a form of birth control,
or it's a blank ring.
Like people having a lot of fun with this one.
Blank.
A Richard ring.
Right.
Cockroach ring.
Flames off till Saturday.
Do you think of that Randy rant I had a couple years ago?
Nobody had a good name to Randy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And how many Randis were in your life at that point?
Like this.
Well, we talked about Randy Chevrier,
former long snapper of the stampedeers.
Ambrosian.
Souture
Rackettik Tours
MMA legend.
Randy,
the CFL I mentioned earlier.
Ambrosey.
Watch them on your phone.
Open your phone.
Go to contacts.
R.A.
I don't see why.
It's going to be Chevriere and nothing else.
Oh, that's not true.
I have one other one.
Randy.
I got one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
One with an eye, female.
What?
Eight.
Tell me about the female with the eye.
She's one of my best friends from high school.
She's in Vancouver, Randy.
Best friend.
Another.
No, actually.
Jack, if you made the list of best friends,
because it is really something.
The point I'm getting at is all of a sudden my phone is littered with Randy's as well.
Like, what is going on?
Hey, that's fuck up.
It's Randy.
That's Randy.
Do you know that one, Jack?
Sorry, what?
No.
It's Randy.
Don't explain.
you can't. He doesn't know what ties
I know. But for the people that do
know they'll appreciate. I have
two Randis. How many Randis you got?
Five.
Unbelievable. Yes.
From none to five. Give us,
you don't need to tell us names, but who
are they to you? They're really
That's one's my plumber.
One's the old neighbor.
They're all in the
I'll call it service.
Different.
Trades.
trades that's the word thank you right yeah trades yeah i've got one guy that was hosting a m radio
hits on a penticton radio station another guy the voice of the arena the assuioos coyotes okay
it's just because i never lose they just stay there uh randy sportac i was gonna say the other randy
randy sport calgary sport yeah legend yeah from the calgary and then the others i'm just like i have no
idea. Some are 616, 403, 403, 403, 403, no idea here.
Should we do that one day, one of these slow days? Just call a Randy.
No, pick a number that you don't. Here's a, just call.
Who are you and why are you in my phone? Why are you in my phone? Write it down.
I feel like, yeah, it's a long less there. Jake Ottinger, new contract. Holy,
look at this. Shut up, Ryan. Don't. Get all serious on it.
Don't start now.
There is.
I do have to,
now,
if you were going to,
is there a caveat
you'd like for at least one Randy?
Is there one that you'd say,
I understand,
I get the whole Randy issue.
Well,
I mean,
I'll ask you about one.
What about Macho Man?
The cream rise to the top.
I was going to say,
I need one caveat.
That's an exception.
Because Mach is,
yes.
Maybe one of the greatest Randis.
And he's the least Randy of Randy.
Is he a real Randy?
He'd call him Rancho.
Randy Pafo.
he's a real leaping lanny pafos brother whoa
Randy and lany
some handles leaping lany
paful's is randy
their brothers that's correct
do you remember jack
do you remember leaping lanny pafo he
he's with uh poems he was a poet
a poet in the ring know what a poet is jack
you're a poet jack i'm a poet
he was he's a wrestler
i know randy orton
oh that's a randy
There's a Randy.
Good work, Jack.
He's a bit of a jerk, though.
I don't think he helps.
Yeah, but so what do you get?
So we got to have a heel?
He's a Randy.
I'll see.
Pike is, I mean, oh.
Oh, for that one, this one here.
Come on now.
Leaping Lanny became the genius who read poetry.
That's correct.
Yeah, you settled down there, but I don't.
Now, sadly, both passed on.
Happens.
Now, what do you call someone that's like big time in a rest of?
I know, like you call baseball, like a fan of Seamhead or like,
I think just a wrestling fan?
No.
It's got to be a better name for that.
Because your kids, like massively into wrestling.
There's not like a name of those people.
I don't think so.
I mean, they're a type.
Oh, yeah.
I thought there'd be a name better than just a wrestling nerd.
Yeah, they're a type for sure.
Ask AI what you'd call a wrestling nerd.
What would you call?
Over the top wrestling fan.
Come on, hurry up.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, where was me?
Sorry.
Mark.
An over the top wrestling fan is often referred to as a Mark.
Mark.
I like that.
The term can imply someone who is very enthusiastic or emotionally invested in wrestling.
I didn't know Pike was a mark.
I knew he was, you dabbled a bit, but I didn't realize he was a mark.
I mean, look, see, I.
And look at that pike even.
Wrestling fans are traditionally called marks, but not politely.
Encyclopikea.
What do you mean politely?
What's impolite about a mark?
It's not too bad, but if so, oh, you're a mark.
It means you're a fad, but it also means you're a victim.
Maybe you're not in on how wrestling works.
You're like a target for us.
Now, isn't there, smart?
Isn't that a detective thing too?
Mark.
There's our mark.
Dick?
Rabbit's a time.
Why are you in my phone?
That's what I want.
What a show we've got today.
I also had another,
and I don't know how it's going to work.
Another Randy?
No, another idea for the show.
Oh, Jesus.
Because I got thinking,
why we got lots ideas?
Just the juice is.
The, the, the,
Redis is on show.
Just so many ideas.
Super moon.
just, I know, I. Remember how you were talking about how you wanted to have like a telestrator.
We'd play the highlights. We got to do Warner's Whiteboard.
Oh, yeah. We got to be able to, maybe we could set up over there. We'll have a camera.
Moron.
You know what, guys, I got to go. I got to head to the whiteboard. And we'll hit a thing and then you can sash it over there.
Wow, we'd have to. And give us a, we'll do a green screen maybe.
I can see, right. We go to like a still of the bench and Huska's like leaned over and they're talking to the boys and rest.
Like, now this is all wrong. See in the second.
He's got the nachos in his left hand and a beer in his right.
You got to put those in other hands.
You need access to the nachos.
Like something like that, right?
My only concern is the safety issue.
Like, a big HR guy.
I don't want to trip on the cords if I'm getting up mid-show.
He's a big HR guy.
Yeah, you're a big HR guy.
That is my main concern with you.
Yeah.
Is I need to watch my-
bogged down with threats, regulations, rules.
Watch what I say around you.
Yeah.
Or I may be suspended.
I know who's being suspended and who hasn't.
Oh.
Did you get suspended in your career?
You ever of a chat?
The department player's fault.
Bigern?
No.
Chris Gratton.
You got suspended?
Sticking up for that guy.
Okay.
Walk us through this.
Chris Gratton, of course.
He wased out, wouldn't fight a guy.
So I went charging in pretending I could fight.
Right.
Third man in.
Really?
Who was the unlucky?
Um, jammer.
Really?
Really.
Jamal Mayors?
Mm-hmm.
such a pretty boy on TV, a clean,
he knocked me the F out.
Really?
I don't remember.
It's weird.
Like,
either my brain shut off and I don't remember feeling it or I just went
down and it looked like he killed me.
You can find it,
Jack.
It doesn't look good.
If you don't remember,
I'm going to go with brain shut off just if I had to be forced to pick one of them.
Then I didn't have,
you know,
when you get hit and you're like,
why does my,
I didn't have any.
Didn't hurt.
Lumps.
Just catch you on the jaw,
maybe?
the off button right there
Maybe right in the
Temple?
Yeah, the temple there.
I was going to call this the Adams Apple.
I didn't know why I was on the ground
and I didn't hurt anywhere.
So I was winner, winner.
And then you got a game off.
That's what we call brain injury.
Hey, no one loves a day off like you.
The part of my brain that feels pain got hit.
My brain got turned.
I don't know.
I got turned off.
And now I don't have to play in this game.
It didn't even hurt.
It was sweet.
Thanks, Jammer.
Drinks on retro tonight.
Thanks, jammer.
How many games?
you get suspended for three oh it wasn't good because we're in st louis and
and we're staying over so i got to the pub early i'm like ho ho ho this will be good and we
we were going to philly after right got the flu the old philly flu well i was suspended
i had to leave the bar like i had a beer and i'm like oh that's not good this not
the chills and shivering i had the hot shower going razors yelling me what the
shut up what were you doing shower making so much it was freezing i can remember being in philly
that year i didn't make the olympics i think actually not in philly not hang out just so we're keeping
track that's every year the lindex has been off those are the years the wreck didn't make the olympics just
Is anyone's curious what you're?
That's one out of every four years.
Every two years, if you include the summers.
One of those years.
So we had to break, and I cooked the goose,
and then we went to Philly to play the night before the game.
I was in my suit, in my bed, shivering, like, sweating.
And then stupid.
Which Murray was it?
Tim Murray puts me out.
Hadn't played like the whole third period.
We go to overtime.
He puts me on the ice.
What?
Oh, weird.
John Leclair went around me and scored.
Oh, who would have known?
more of a five on five guy why are we doing this today let's go breakfast
breakfast chicken where did you find the good breakfast sandwich right here is that the one
over there the one over there just over here sausage egg and cheese real good so yeah coming up
we'll do the great clips inbox should be good today after this start yeah i'm kind of going
through here trying to grab some stuff already got some uh submissions do you for ret's top five
Yeah.
I don't need submissions for
No, based off your top five
I can add to the report.
Or is your phone listening and it's sending you stuff?
No, this is a listener.
It's not a Randy.
We're good.
Careful.
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Do they do group therapy?
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I don't know if I'm into that.
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We'll have separate meeting rooms.
Can we make sure the door's locked?
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We're just random.
Oh, no.
It's pretty Steve from the golf tournament too.
Someone looking for their stool.
Wrong clinic.
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did we have a stool update by the way
yeah what happened there you got up and left again
Jack what the age I'm just hearing shit I think
I thought someone was banging on the door but no one was there
I'm scared
stay focused Jack
stay focused
Is this Velcro what are you got here?
Yeah you could change it
What other team would you put on there though
I would put my name
fellas
What flames
Or four and O chance to run
that to a franchise best five
at all the weekend. People are getting excited.
Colorado last night
lost their fourth game of the season.
So we could get...
The avalanche are 0 and 4.
They have allowed 25 goals
in that span.
The only team that has allowed more,
the Rangers in
1944-45 allowed...
This year.
26.
Emma, Emma.
Shees.
Fava, Emma?
Fava, ever.
25 and 4 is a lot.
Jeez.
Yeah, it is.
Well, old Georgie 5.
Four times seven.
Now that's probably to start a season kind of a thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, I'm sure teams have allowed more than that.
Opening four games.
That makes sense.
But to start a year going 0 and 4, only the Rangers in 44, 45 have allowed more goals.
And I can tell you this, no team has come back from an 0 and 4 start to win a Stanley Cup.
Can they make the playoffs?
I'm going to playoffs.
So can I manageable?
I think now you I'll pull up the game log.
I believe they've lost every game by at least two as well.
I saw that stat.
Oh yeah.
Because it's a lot of goals against.
Wow.
Yeah.
Camel Carr's putting up a ton of points too, but they're missing Taves.
Taves has missed a couple, right?
Yeah, you missed last night.
This is not ideal friends.
I just want to make sure.
I've got the abs here.
So what are you telling me is I should maybe take my cash out on the cup?
Yeah.
No.
We're telling you what the past said.
We're not telling you about the future.
In the past, nobody's wanted to cup after an own four start.
Not in the future.
You should let it ride.
Jack is less ride.
Yeah.
Jack's so excited.
Oh, gosh, does he ever?
We should probably revisit that.
But anyway, I just wanted to get you, because there's, so they're 0 and 4.
So they're less excited.
The other teams that are awaiting a victory.
I get it.
Colorado 0 and 4.
Nashville is 0.3.
That's right.
And the Vancouver,
Canox and San Jose sharks have identical
01 and 2 records. Yeah, we kind of
expect that from San Jose,
not so for Vancouver. I've told, blew a
401 lead on opening night for them and the
flames and pretty much sleepwalk
through the final, well, half an hour in there
somewhere. Yeah, that
game looked like it was certainly going one way.
Yeah. Everyone believed it with the flames.
Canox just sort of shut her down
there. Are you filling out your credentials
for the... No, I want to, because I
saw a name of
someone. Ivan, Ivan, Ivan.
Matt Steenberg.
Yep.
He fought Zedorov last night.
Steinberg.
Matt Steinberg?
Sam Malinsky.
Is he the one that was playing?
Who was on the power plant?
Ivan Ivan?
Who the hell?
What are they got going here?
By the way, Colorado,
8 4 loss, 6 4 loss, 6 2 loss, 5 through loss,
all by 2 or more.
Three starts from Giorgio,
one from Annen.
Oof.
Georgie 5.
George's 6.
Literally.
5 against, 6 against.
eight against. I'm sure there's some empty nets, but yikes.
John Ludwig, Devon, Taves,
Jonathan Drew and he scratches for the abs.
And losing 5'3 to the Bruins.
Could have been a cup preview.
Yeah, still could.
Still, babe. It's still me.
That's still me. That's hard to say.
They don't need a slow start because they got cap issues.
They don't know what the hell's going on with their captain who hasn't played since he
lifted the cup. And I don't,
Natchewchewski's a huge wild card because when he's right, he's excellent.
but then he can just sewer your team at the worst time of the year.
If I was the abs, I would, there's no Nitchushkin in my recipe book.
Yeah, but now you're kind of looking at a solo moment since you've.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
What's his contract?
Seven point something for another four or five, six years.
Like I'd be lobbying the league to be like, no.
Yeah.
Is there some sort of a clause that he has run afoul?
Yeah, I wonder.
Yeah.
that that that's the kind of minutia we don't see in contracts i have no idea anyway does anyone feel
bad for them though not like cal them are nashville Nashville Nashville all fat cated up over the summer
signed those guys that i said wouldn't work and here you go they uh they play someone interesting
tonight too like it's is it emminton i think emminton's there they got snobbled by seattle the
other night that's not good and they switched the lines up they got stamcoast playing with novac
at evangelista, I believe.
But why did no one,
it might work out.
But my point with
with Nashville's group
was they came together
as a team in like January
last year and started to
play together and gel.
That's,
yes.
And then you go out and think
we're going to fast track this
and take advantage of these free agents
and pay him a bunch of money
and take us over the top.
I don't like it.
Was it all the signings or just one in particular?
Because, like, I liked them going to get Brady Shea.
They lost William Carrier.
I think Shea fits in there.
And it's more of a, but the other two guys,
you're paying up front.
And I don't know.
I think you,
when you have a team that's winning,
not based on overwhelming skill set,
do you know what I mean?
It's kind of like a four team.
When they traded Ferris.
They don't F with the chemistry.
Don't trade Ference.
Don't F with the,
you get a tight group.
real good playing well yes they might have hold but they overcome it because they believe in each other
now we're going to fast track this we talked about this i guess a couple weeks ago and i
i'm not looking to pin it on you or whatever but i still believe that there had to have been a
shift in philosophy they took askerov at 11th overall yeah that's the that's the goalie of the
future they've gone from renne to seros they draft a goalie at 11th
And then let's give an eight-year extension to Saros.
No, Sarah's probably tough.
I've gotten to leave.
So what are, so, I mean, why'd you make that pick?
Was there, there, there had to have been a change.
Otherwise, you, they were selling in January last year.
They were sellers.
Because that was 20, the 2020 draft, right?
I believe it was the same, because I went looking to see where Zeri went and other guys in there.
And Ashkarov goes at 11.
And again, first round goal is rare.
So when you see it, you got, they really like the guy.
They love the, yeah, they have to love this guy.
Florida when they had Bob signed a week later.
I just did they know at that point what Saros was?
Because Saros to me is like if you make a top five list of goalies,
the last five years, probably on most people's lists.
Like he's been way up in Vesna voting every year.
Yeah.
I'm just.
So what they, when I see what Barry Trots did, it's like, okay, we're way ahead of schedule.
They sold it the deadline two years ago and made that incredible push and almost
caught Winnipeg who was tumbling.
Last year they make the playoffs with a group that you're like, yeah, like it's a lot of
young kids. It's evangelist. It's Novak. It's some Stasney kid on the blue line.
So they're like, okay, we've got prime Yossi, we've got prime Forsberg, we've got prime Soros right
now. Do we want to take advantage of this window or do we tear it down? And Barry Trotz's
thought was if I've got a top five to ten goal in the league, if I've got, you know,
Forbesberg is one of the best wingers in the league, like best best, but you know what I'm
saying, talented guy. And if I've got a guy that's up there in Norris votes every year,
and they're all in the window of their best play,
why wouldn't I add vets to that and try to win now
rather than watch these guys fade as my young guys improve?
Because the young guys play better than the vets quite often,
but I know what you're saying.
Marshal is 33.
They signed them to a five-year deal at five-four.
Five years, 27.5.
But you're saying the Trots was left with two scenarios.
Go all in or tear it down?
They were making the playoffs without those guys.
So they don't have to tear.
I'm just saying I see what he saw and why he did it.
He thinks he can win now with this group.
And I still think he can't.
And it's a shitty start.
Yeah, like just like I'm not worried about Edmondson making playoffs.
Not the same, but similarly.
And Colorado is questions about why you mess with.
And maybe those guys fit in.
But from afar, it looks like that's the opportunity for the chemistry to change is greater by adding
those pieces than by maintaining what you have.
Yeah, but no question.
Your skill level's going up, though, right?
Like, the guys you're bumping off that roster from fourth line into the scratch,
your third line to fourth line, like your slotting looks a lot better when you add
two guys that have scored 40 goals, when you add a defenseman that's been a top four
for the last half decade.
So who's not there, I guess, when you talk about the chemistry.
If you bring in those two guys, they're going to take up a lot of space, a lot of your cap.
Are you missing popular component?
Did you sign them in spite of other guys who were a part of why?
And they kept carry a.
I'm looking.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
So maybe they'll figure it out.
I think they will.
I like the coach.
I like the goalie.
And I like those players.
Is it prime?
Stamco's,
of course not.
But we can't say he's washed up.
He had 40 last year.
Like that's what he does.
He scores goals.
He's still doing it.
Marsha,
so Vegas really wanted him back.
They tried to make some huge deferred money contract.
And he's like,
look,
I don't want to get too cute here.
like just give me the money.
Nashville would.
She's a good defenseman.
Like, if you're asking me in three years
if these signings make sense,
I'm going to say no,
but this is their window now.
Does it remind you of Trillivan pushing chips?
I think,
because it's like you're adding.
You know what?
Sorry to jump on you.
I was going to say,
the thing you have in play here too
is you have two guys
that would go to Nashville.
Nashville's great.
We love Nashville.
But I think in the scope of things,
I think it's changed.
I think you're right, five, ten years ago.
I'm not saying it's Winnipeg.
What I'm saying is not everybody is going to choose Nashville as a free agent destination.
There they had two of the...
They're the top ten in the league.
I think they're not too.
I think 20 years ago.
Tax-wise, they are for sure.
The environment's unbelievable.
The last 15 years is just, it's a totally different city.
It's grown a ton.
Like from when we went a decade ago to two years ago, huge difference.
We should do a list.
Tutsis is so good.
We got a buddy listener to the show.
Send me photos last time from Tits.
Oh, shit.
Yes.
He said, I've never been to this bar.
I've only heard about it on your show.
And he sent him a picture of the guys playing guitar.
He'll have fun.
Go to the rooftop panty.
He's there like four days ago.
Let's go back.
You recovered?
I'd still be on the old.
Let's go.
Soft.
Or, you're a steal.
You're soft.
They had this guy.
He was paying $100 bills.
And I don't know why the guy did it.
But the, either the lead, lead guy with the band or the guy who is the artist who was,
who would take off his guitar,
handed to the guy who's standing on the floor,
put the mic down to him and let him play with the band.
100 bucks, hell yeah.
He did,
the reason it was great is because he did Trubodore by George Strange,
which is,
I've been noticed.
Was he good?
Not great, Bob.
That's why it costs 100 bucks.
100 bucks, 100 bucks.
You get paid if you're good at music in national.
You have to pay if you're not good.
That's the policy.
You know what?
Yes.
know there's some really good
Nashville artists that don't make shit
you can be quite a talented artist
the night before I watched a guy play guitar
that's as good as any guitarist I've ever seen
yeah wow
umfrigan believable
the lead singer
leaves to be desired but the guy playing lead
guitar I was just
did you go to the Mexican place
no good
really good
right across from the rink
just up from Tutsis and legends
no I didn't know that big there's the Nashville chicken with the what's the famous
there's hadty bees had to be there's a haddy bees right there right beside it there's a
Mexican place we know what they've got they've got a food hall there now yeah where you go
upstairs and it's kind of a it's at the basement of the food hall it's bit of an upscale
food court wow I had the honey honey hot ribs or whatever the place was it's pretty good
that Prince's hot chicken in there too one of the
original.
Prince.
What are you looking at?
Oh, you're showing the picture.
You're showing a Jack.
He's not paying attention.
Jacks.
Some stool issues over there.
Thursday night football is going to be no good.
Yeah.
Jack and I do a Thursday night show.
So we'll be doing that at 2 p.m.
Mountain today.
This is not the most hype
we've been for the show.
Is it a wolf or a goosh?
It's both.
Okay.
It's all the above.
Don't trick me.
Don't box me in.
It is a Denver team that I don't think is good.
Kind of young, intriguing, not good against the New Orleans team that people thought was good after watching for two weeks.
And they have like nothing left at wide receiver.
Bob Means.
God.
Bob Means might be the number one wide receiver.
Shaheed is out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
He's out.
Shut up, Ryan.
I'll be right.
I'm playing simply the breast this week.
He's got Shaheed in a starting lineup.
We got a super chat here.
We can fit right now.
Well, I was going to say, do we do super chat in?
just as soon as it drops or it's just topical.
No, I know.
Okay.
While,
while we're on the top.
Let's do it.
Let's super chat.
Let's super chat it up.
I don't know how you super chat.
But if you want to super chat,
you can super chat the show.
It's a super chat the shit out of the show.
Super chat.
Sure can.
How do they do it?
I don't know.
Because you got it's,
it's a cash thing.
There's a.
Yeah,
imagine you hook up your visa or something.
You click,
the money icon and you don't really know
though the end. No, I've never done it before.
Jack's fault of Visa.
Nice Jack.
This is from G-Fout. Y, Y, Y, C, five dollars.
That a boy, G-Fount.
Appreciate you.
I don't even have applause on here.
I should give guys.
How do you know applause on that?
I don't know.
Nashville has three first round picks coming this draft.
They will definitely upgrade to, I'm sure.
Anderson.
One more us.
Might be a deadline.
Who's Anderson?
You sure it might.
I'm sure Anderson might be a deadline.
I sure might like Rasmus Anderson.
Oh, Jesus.
Is that Rasmus, he's talking about or is he talking about the guy in Montreal?
Josh Anderson.
Josh and that's not the ad you want.
Nope.
The other Andersons we want to get showed out right now.
Mikey?
Craig.
Mikey Anderson in L.A. defenseman.
Glenn, is he still playing?
Glenn is in the Hall of Fame.
Good player.
Great player.
Switch hitter.
Amphibious.
Ambedexters.
here we go Nashville three firsts
booh
Christ all
yeah I don't look at the roster
and say I'll look at all these holes
but it's interesting that we think they're really old
and then it's like well they three firsts
you're like I don't help
try to figure out how they got those firsts
three first doesn't make them young
they're not even drafted
no but my point is that when you're going to see
the tail off of Marcia Shoshay and Stamco's
you got some kids coming that should be good
great these guys going up in the draft
they haven't even drafted them yet
is that right of how young they are
God, they're young.
Really young.
Well, I hope G. Fount knows what he's talking about with this three first round picked.
Yeah, we're taking them out of the fact.
I'm looking at it right now.
Are you?
They get five picks the first two rounds.
Oh.
I would be trading those.
If you're going pot in, don't go half.
Barry.
Oh, gee, found last time my super chat, if I get toasted like that.
Oh, it's all good fun.
Oh, gee.
Come on what are you talking about?
By the way, throw a buck on that.
And, uh, she's a best.
Uh, you get toasted, G, Fowl?
What's her?
I didn't think he got to.
They'd love Rasmus Anderson.
Nothing wrong with that point.
Who wouldn't love Rasmus Anderson?
I was serious about what Anderson.
Are they talking about Rasmus Anderson?
I think that would be the time.
How are the flames going to trade Rasmus Anderson when they're making the playoffs?
They're 4 and 0.
4 and 3.
Is that a proclamation?
Yeah.
You want to take that back?
It's red in.
Because if they lose 4-0 to Seattle, you can't come in on Monday so they're going to miss.
My Rettometer will be.
The Rettometer.
cancel that appointment at B or else.
You are very end.
Don't need it.
All good.
Don't need it.
Next Friday, we are going to be live on location.
I think live.
Oh, yeah.
We don't need to be.
I think we should.
They want us doing the show?
Yeah.
They want us to do a show there.
It doesn't have to be live.
I mean, we can do it whenever.
I don't know why delay, though.
Why not do it live?
What's the concern about live?
Oh, you?
Well, it's early enough.
You doing a show in a brewery.
Yeah, that's why we start at noon.
It opens at noon.
It doesn't open at nine.
That's right, because you're far more under control at 12 noon.
Why don't we do a normal show at 10?
And then we just do like a live stream from the,
we don't like doing two shows.
I feel like that would be best.
All for Christ's sake.
Listen now.
That's going to work two jobs here.
Look at this.
Live stream and a show.
Double invoice.
Because there are some great clients that are part of the.
the Barnburner family.
Great products to enjoy.
And you don't know how things go.
Once you start.
Because it's kind of like the
Spirit Show.
One of the stars of the Spirit Show.
So the Spirits Show highly regarded
and much anticipated.
Yeah.
And you want to not have that is what you're talking.
I want to do the exact same thing next Friday.
I don't know if you remember the Spirit Show last year.
I know, but you're trying.
I'm telling you what we did last year.
We just show.
Yeah.
stopped and then did the spirits.
Oh, I see.
I didn't even include that because it was so stupid how you were
decided we were, turn it off if you're going to be offended.
Yeah, it's kind of that.
Okay.
It's kind of that.
Either way, here's what's going on.
Do I have to come here, then, they're?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Also, the star of the spirits show might be dropping by.
They'll have some stars.
No kidding.
I'll remind him, but he's very excited about it.
that. It is origin brewing. We've been in
cahoots for a while with these guys. They are the very best.
They are out in Strathmore. The tap room's been there at 60
Spruce Park Drive in Strathmore for years. And now they have a Calgary
location and it's the grand opening. Doesn't say whoopty do there anywhere,
doesn't it? Don't see it. Origen. Now that everybody uses it like
the O.C. Origin Calgary. Love it. There you have it.
Brand new location. So they are.
They are brewing it and you don't distill beer.
They're malting it and brewing it and malt brew.
Fermenting it and drink.
Doing it well.
Filtering it and all of that.
In two locations.
That location, you see it right there on your screen.
943, 28th Street in the Northeast.
Up in the knee, baby.
Up in the knee.
We're going to be there next Friday.
Yeah.
So you can join us for the first show or the second show or all the show.
Well, it opens it noon.
And then make you in.
Make sure you bring your, a travel bag and a passport, because when we go jacked up, we're going to...
So close to the airport.
Airport's right there in the bills playing Seattle on Sunday.
She'll take a leak on the giant blue ring, then head over to the airport.
Yes.
Bring a grower.
Hop on a jet.
Bring your passport.
Get out of you.
The, uh, I'm very excited about this.
And so here's the thing.
If we're going to do two shows, this could be an off-air conversation, too.
If we're going to do a regular show, we'll do regular time.
And then we would live stream at new.
And we want people to come join us and say hello.
We want you to stop by noon and on at that location.
Put that in the old calendar.
Book yourself some phony sales calls.
Yeah, you'll come Super Chat Pinder live.
That's right.
And then you'll be his best friend.
Then he'll be in his phone book.
Look, if your name's Randy, I've got room for two more.
I don't live more than 10 Randis.
So we will see you there next Friday, the 25th.
It's just a short week away.
At the O.C.
Not a week today because tomorrow's Friday.
It's a week in a day.
Unless you're streaming this tomorrow.
Depends when you're listening to it.
Thanks, Ryan.
Holy.
Yeah, so there is, so we'll move on.
We'll get to the Pinder report because there is news.
Breaking news.
A bunch of it today.
Inside the Pinda report, which of course is brought to you by
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We've been telling you about it.
Don't be one of those silly goose
that when the snow flies, because they're even talking next week.
Sunday.
Silly geese.
Silly geese.
Yeah.
Silly goose.
You know what I read yesterday?
Yeah.
A single.
A penthouse letter.
Jeez, wow.
I never get through them.
A single strand.
Of.
What are you?
Of spaghetti.
Yeah.
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti.
In spaghetti.
In spaghetti.
Spaghetti.
What's he saying?
A single.
strand of spaghetti.
Spaghetti, plural.
I don't want no damn spaghetti.
He wants spaghetti.
I want the whole box of spaghetti.
I want all the damn spigettos.
I feel we might need a spaghetti at origin next Friday.
Get a little tipsy.
Ooh.
That'd be like pass me that.
Can I get a hundred spigettos please?
Yeah.
That was a waste.
So anyway.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I thought it was going to be way better.
He said the geese, which of course is.
And then I thought of.
It'll be a silly.
I have no idea.
Gooses.
Don't,
so don't be a,
like,
so where does that run into your daily functioning?
Because that's quite something that.
What's Spaghetti?
Yeah,
like what's,
what are you doing that's causing this shit to arrive on your phone
where you're spending time with it?
That's my algorithm in some way,
shape,
or form.
I'm not sure.
He's a,
he's a spigette.
Oh,
enthusiast.
Yeah.
No,
he's a spaghetti.
Enthusiest,
yeah.
It was one of those,
it's,
hey,
facts.
It's like a fact.
Hey, did you know?
Hey, did you know?
If you would like to sponsor, hey, did you know on Barnburner?
Contact.
Jay Rod.
Someone.
Lindsay.
And good luck getting a hold of them.
Yeah.
I sure is fine.
Yeah, both.
All diamond and Langley, your best shot.
Hard to find.
So don't, I, I, snowing next week.
Monday.
I keep saying it.
No one's listening.
Monday.
So what are we doing?
You know, staying home.
We can't come downtown.
There's no parking.
You can't shovel the snow onto the,
the street because you get a fine.
Did you say there might be snow soon, Dean?
I'd do a spit take, but I
I'd have to clean it up.
I hear there's snow.
Monday. Monday. In the forecast.
Wendy.
Monday? Monday? Monday?
Red, just hang on around the chat here.
Yeah, Monday. So you think next Monday there could be snow.
That's what I'm led to believe.
Jeez. I got to address this winter tire
situation. You got to get your winter tires.
You got to get your winter tires. Look at a cut, Tony.
There's a thing called the weekend coming up here.
Tony likes Spaghetti?
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
We've been telling you for a while.
We're telling you again,
unless you're listening to this podcast
for some weird reason in like January.
It's not Monday.
I'm just going to go back and grab a random
episode from October.
Boy,
these silly gooses are talking about
silly geese about winter tires.
It's January.
I don't know what to do.
Spaghetti.
Village Honda,
located in the Northwest Autumn Mall.
Ryan Pinda.
Ryan Pinda.
Ryan Pindoo.
Uh, it's a Pender report.
Do you want to play our breaking news splitter?
Should be a button there with the big red.
Let me have a Diablo sandwich of Dr. Pepper.
Make it fast.
I'm in a goddamn hurry.
All right.
There it is.
Over to your eyes for you.
God damn hurry to get to this.
Per the club, the Calgary Flames, Sam Hansick,
a left winger on the top line.
Out week to week with a UBI.
That's an upper body injury.
Uh, obviously we talked about the heavy hit yesterday on the show.
We saw it.
it was, you noted how much that head got snapped back and that that was a full impact from
Connor Murphy, the Blackhawks.
He didn't hit the ace for the final near three minutes of the game.
His head went back as far as it can.
Yeah, it's.
Right.
Like, you can only.
So far.
We've had some giggles today.
Not surprised.
That was as violent as a hit as almost you can have.
Especially when you're instigating.
Yeah.
You're coming in to lay a hit.
Kind of just eased up with the last minute and ate one.
Ooh.
Yeah.
So that raised.
some interesting questions because Hansa's been playing the left side of the line in the Sharon
Govich spot so now we'll that guy could quit dogged it and get back how long do you need off
let's go question when uh shot our work at the how many days between games he's probably ready
right away Seattle so many days off how many days off no days off that's right no days off got it
Seattle so we'll see where the Sharon Govich is ready to go by Saturday Seattle Seattle Seattle
was at a wedding.
How long have we been doing this show together?
Ten years.
Jack's over the day just going,
I've been working with these guys now for almost a year.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What in the F are they saying?
Well, listen, that sucks for Hansick.
Yeah, it does.
It's been a great fall for him.
Yeah.
This is not what you would want for anybody.
Well, that fall was terrible.
That's what hurt him.
Tough fall.
If they do need a body,
if Sharon Hove, which is not ready.
you would want a left winger.
If you want my body.
I don't.
Not many do, sadly.
Seattle.
Could to go all the way to mass.
Seattle.
Is it Jacob Peltier's time to return?
That'll be the question.
Get your head out of your hoop, Peltier.
Let's go.
How's he doing now there?
Or did.
We got Klapka hanging around.
You take a Coronado.
Quintu.
Coronado.
Get back in there.
The other option would be slide because Manko
onto the left side, which he's done before.
and have Coronado on his right side.
That would be a fun line.
Codry Cusmanco and Coronado.
Good acting like you know how to coach.
Just let Huska do his shift.
You know what I'm going to do?
Quit giving him advice.
Free advice all the time.
This guy's making millions because of both.
Because here's what I'm going to do.
This is an off air conversation.
Just earmuffs listeners.
I'm going to get like a hat rack or something here with a GM hat and a coaching hat.
Because right there I would have,
Rhett, I need you to put on your coaching hat.
Right.
What are you going to do here?
Hans ex out.
You've got Coronado, you've got
Clapka in the wings.
What are you going to do?
Put on your hat, please.
Put on your coaching hat.
You put it on?
No, we've got to get the hat.
Once you get the hat,
then I'll take, yeah.
I wish I knew what Red thought about it.
Shammy, didn't have his coaching hat today.
Jack, we got a coach's hat anywhere?
Rat.
No, we don't.
Take the coaches.
What does a coach's hat look like?
I hope it's one of those oversized one where the guy
Tert Ferguson's a celebrity.
It could be just Tert Ferguson's a big hat.
It's funny hat.
It doesn't have to necessarily have anything to do.
No,
I want a French Chappot kind of hat.
Oh, like the outdoor games.
Oh, la, la.
The old school ones that are kind of...
Really?
Yeah, you know, the outdoor games,
they always put those hats on.
If you'd like to sponsor Rett's coach's hat segment,
contact somebody.
There's no way you can't.
There's no one you can talk to.
Ryan, back to you.
That's the bad news on Hansick.
The good news is your boy is starting to get some love.
Marty Pospisole, this is some daily face-off yesterday.
Raising eyebrows, not just in Calgary.
There's our boy, Stephen Ellis.
A lot of boys on the show today.
It's a lot of boys.
Talking about how impactful he's been, not huge minutes, but impactful minutes.
Oh.
From Marty Pospasol.
Thank you, Steve.
And a huge part of the Manta Hubertoe resurgence.
Steve Ellis was a massive human that played for the Saskatoon Redmond.
A different one.
This guy was at the draft.
It's the same guy.
I don't know that.
How do you know?
I saw him in the draft.
He went to a really crappy Italian restaurant together.
Best friends?
No.
Spaghetti.
And actually, you get here, Spaghettio.
You saw Stephen Ellis in, uh, in Toronto.
I believe he was at that dinner.
Oh, yeah.
The night.
The Lindholm trade dinner.
Yeah.
You guys did a bang up job.
I never got a main.
I was too excited about that trade.
Missed the whole order.
You guys did a bang up job.
Right.
We go to a thing.
We got to go.
A conditional third.
What is the third?
Brusta.
Brusta.
How do we say this guy's name?
We got to go to.
Right.
Everybody's coached.
Send him a text.
I just ordered food.
Dean, we got to go now.
We got to get some numbers.
Ryan.
not till I'm done.
Ryan, here's a thing.
If our meal shows up while we're outside doing a hit,
Brett's going to eat the whole thing.
That is true.
He would disappear your meal.
He'd delete your own.
I think I had a pork chop.
It's really good.
Park chop.
I like a pork chop.
It's got to be brine.
If it says brine, I'm in.
If it's not out.
Who's not brine in their pork?
Losers.
That's who.
I agree.
Ryan, back to you.
Thank you, Dean.
Schedule.
We've got RJ working on these fancy graphics.
Did you know there's one game in six days?
Yeah, you do.
Who was that person in the...
Hey, did you know?
Who is that?
Is that Rhett?
Coleman?
That's, uh, is it?
Ball?
What do we get there?
Is that AI?
Is that AI?
We're big fans of the team.
I'm thinking that's AI.
I hope it is.
Is that ball?
Is that a new guy?
Is that?
Who cares?
Standings, let's go.
No one's overreacting to the standings, boys.
Let's have a look at them.
You asked the question.
Who is that guy?
It was a quick blurb.
I don't know.
Now that I don't know the answer, I don't care.
There's the standings.
Now, everyone's being rational.
This is NHL standings, folks, not just the West.
That's right.
Is this the whole kit and caboodle?
It's it.
Kitten caboodle.
Kitt and caboodle.
What's the thing called the bindle?
Yeah, that's the whole bingle.
Unload the bindle.
What's the caboodle?
related to a
Jack
Get us a caboodle
before the end of the show
if you will
I'll take it on
two to two caboodles
two caboodles
It's a lot of caboodle
It's a lot of caboodling
Everyone's being rational about this
Let's go to some of the fan reactions
On social media
Craig Conner
You know the cookies on your computer
Yeah
Someone got access to his cookies
He goes to Google help
I accidentally built a wagon
Four and O
Connie I think
someone's some malware you're getting hacked on look at this there's someone's a i'd the uh
you we're gonna have to work on your quality control here that was like jack liked it
sticking by it uh you asked how the wranglers you're doing let's go check in a hatcher
last night from a flames youngster yes right who was it rory karen's here let's have a look okay
stuck that right in your took is good glad you know it brings it back on sign puts it in front base
Gore and that is the hat trick for Rory Carrance.
He has all three for the Wranglers.
Orrora there.
Roy.
Right down on one knee there at the one timer.
Oh, boy, Roar, Borre Al.
Aurora Borre, Boar Al.
Oh, it's a red in there.
Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar Bar.
A roar boral small life.
Boy, Rory.
Think your damn head off.
Rory.
Two and one start for the Wranglers.
Love to see it.
That's their first one on the roadie.
We've got two more to go against Henderson.
All right, you said, picture him.
Gettling Malcon still good at hockey boys.
Jack reports of his demise premature.
Jack was all jacked up about Malcolm last night.
It's true.
So I mean all kinds of memes, stuff.
Look at this is.
Crosby is five-hbert.
Knuckins sets up.
Crosby 500.
After 2020.
I have a lot to give him a series.
He's like,
Great memory for me for sure, and I hope, like, some days he can give me a CIS, my 500 goals.
Malkin down, Crosby to the front for Malkin and save me.
Rebound scottes.
It's a mass, wantlessness, the event's finished with Max Head.
That's a pretty round goal, number 500 purdy.
Well done, Malkin.
So how's he doing in the league, right?
How's Malkin?
He's settling in nicely.
Yeah, you like that?
do. He's establishing an identity.
Yeah, he's fine in his way.
He's a guy, everyday player?
He's riding Sid's coattails
a little bit, but he contributes
now and again. He's leading the league in scoring with
11 points. It's three clear
of the fields. What?
Reinhardt, Stone, Eichl,
McCar have eight. Gino's got
11. Does anyone get frustrated
with these players? Like, didn't
Gino have an off year last year? I think the team
had an off year. Jack?
Yeah, he sucked until they traded four.
for bunting.
And then he came back to life.
And he's been hot ever since.
It's the first time he's had the league
league and scoring all
on his own since 2012.
So that would have been a good deal, bunting
for Pittsburgh. That would have been
a good deal with the other way, Jack.
Genssel, where is he now, Ryan?
Tampa.
Not Pittsburgh, though, right?
Not Carolina either.
Sid also making some waves in the
victory as well. So they came back
to be Buffalo.
Savers below a lead.
You've seen the Sabres?
Yeah,
let me get them all dialed in.
The Penguinos and the Sabres
have each allowed 21 goals
in their last five games.
Why play D?
Don't need it.
Just give me six.
Who's that for the Sabres?
Is it Ukapuka?
Ocupac.
Or Devon Levi.
I went to Levi last night.
But yeah.
That goal in Pittsburgh was terrible.
Yeah, Jack.
Let's talk about that.
Justin Jari.
Yeah, he's no good.
T.
Some of the goals that the Sabres scored were really bad.
Yeah, he lost his job last year.
And they brought that guy back that lost his job.
Who are you clamoring for this morning?
Needledick.
The Junkovich.
You don't want the flower?
Flowers is under contract in Minnesota.
Yeah, pick them out.
Bring him out.
You move it first.
Yeah, sure.
1600 points for Crosby, fifth fastest to get there.
That's elite company.
Fifth fastest?
Jagger, Messier.
How, Francis, Dion, Eisenman, Lemieux, Sackick.
A lot of points, boys.
Well, and Sid, missed time with concussions, eh?
Well, when I say fast, it's not by agents games played, so that wouldn't.
Ah, well, forget what I just said.
Oh, but still, impressive.
It's very impressive.
You blew it!
Damn it.
To your point, if he was healthier and didn't have two lockouts, he would have more points, though.
That's an accurate statement.
I'm so stupid.
New deal today, Jake Ottinger.
He said, pay me the monies.
I want the sway dog money.
he got the sway dog money.
Eight times eight in a court.
Good for him.
Tax-free state.
How do you feel about that?
Because you were really not on the sway dog.
Well, I mean, here's the difference we do.
One has proven he can carry the mail for 60 plus games.
And I think Swamen will, but he just hasn't done it yet.
So you could theoretically use it.
The other thing is you're probably not chewing two RFA years on Ottinger, right?
This is all UFA years I'd expect.
I like Audenger.
I like him a lot.
Well, and we saw the best of all.
I like it a lot.
I like a lot.
That series against Calgary.
Yeah.
I remember.
That's about me.
2022.
Was he like 970?
He was out of his mind.
He did one more save though.
Johnny wasn't allowing it.
Oh boy.
Okay.
We move.
James Myrtle.
Good buddy at the athletic.
That's your boy.
Love Jimmy.
Just saw him down in Vegas of the draft.
This is,
we've got all kinds of date.
He does this every once in a while.
Oldest to youngest.
Brett walk us through this.
I can't see it.
My eyes are going.
I was walking down the hallway at the rink the other day.
average age of players who appeared for each NHL team since the 14th
as of the 14th excuse me beginning of the year to do just tell us what you're
just kind of walk us through what Buffalo seems to be on the low end they are the youngest team
in the league at 25.4 years of age young bucks and the habs too abs very young as well
flames are the 10th youngest team 27.9 years my top five for oldest
Retro's top five.
Edmonton, Nashville, Pittsburgh, New York Islanders.
And what are we doing here on number five?
The New York Islanders.
How can you be that shitty and that old and the Chicago Blackhawks?
How can you be that old or you're that young if you're Chicago?
What's what's going on there?
The old must be real old.
Yeah, they've brought in some guys this year that are longer than two.
Sucking them down.
Martinez and Brody and such.
And of course, the captain, Felino.
Faligno.
Saw a very disparaging tweet.
It was he standing alongside his brother.
Yeah.
Marcus.
Marcus.
Marcus is quite a handsome lad.
Hulking.
And the suggestion was that maybe Nick isn't.
Yeah, well, who's playing better?
I don't know.
Probably Marcus.
Probably Marcus, yeah.
The felino scored the other night.
I sure did.
A hell of a tip.
Just the tip.
I'd take Mark.
It's kind of like a young,
Red water.
Not as attractive, not the best looking.
You would take Marcus?
No.
Marcus is a wagon.
Marcus is Gordon.
For what?
Maybe I've got them backed up.
Marcus has become what Nick was.
Jack, find us a photo side by side of Nick and Marcus Falino.
Jack, can we get a Folino brother pitcher place?
Thanks.
Ryan, back to you.
Thank you.
Let's get some other stats and facts about the NHL this season.
I love stats.
Who do you think the tallest guy in the league is?
Calgary boy
Rimpin ball
Matt Rimpay
Calgary guys in
Conry boy see
There it is
Look at number two
Who does inches
Clap on clap off
That clap on
80 inches
Get them
I mean you can just say
68 that's fine
Tyler Myers
Dennis Hilderby
What's somebody
Okay Ryan
I am 76 inches tall
How six four
Stupid
Just divide by 12
So why are we have to do by math?
Can you just say six, four?
You could, yeah.
I'll send that feedback to James Myrtle, our buddy, at the athletic.
It's myrtle to it.
He knows.
He did it to a nine inches.
20 players, 6,6, including the otdog who just got paid as you saw.
I would not have struck.
When you tell me that Owen Power and Jake Ottinger are the same height, I would not
power is a big boy.
I thought power's huge.
I didn't think Ottinger was in that.
Watch is a monster.
Had no idea.
Mad Sogard.
No room for little fellows in this game.
It's a big boy game.
Speaking of which,
let's get to the lightest players in the NHL.
See the little fellas.
There's no room for it.
Top five.
Yeah, the Pinder reports a little light today.
He sure is.
Look at Lane Hudson.
A buck 62.
You can put them in your pocket.
Is that ounces or?
That's pounds.
Yeah.
Kilograms.
So we're doing inches but pounds.
That doesn't make sense.
And then Dustin Wolf number seven there from the flames
respect.
How about Stone?
If you're going to do...
Everybody must get stones.
I would be in.
Can we see that again?
I was busy taking a...
Busy being an ass.
That's right.
I was just busy being mean.
The hell's...
Danil Gushk.
San Jose.
Oh, he's a shark.
Gush chin.
He's a lot.
I don't even know what this means.
This isn't in grams.
What the hell's going on?
Look at a little guy, Wolf.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
You got me.
Are we doing a weed show today?
Feels like we're doing a weed show.
We ever done a weed show?
It'll be a little boring.
It's on purpose.
It's good to the schedule tonight.
Large slate for Dino.
They know he's going to be couch monster tonight
after his kids boxing.
Well, he's so excited for that football.
Yeah, I don't need that tonight.
Here it is.
Rattler.
Kings have been a little weak defensively,
unless you like along 14 goals in two games in Ontario.
Oof.
entertaining hockey, high scoring affairs.
You got Austin Matthews back on track last night.
Devil Sends, Vegas, Tampa,
conucleheads are on a swing.
They were just through Tampa.
Now they get Florida.
They don't have a win yet.
That's a tough swing when you don't have a win
because they'll probably play Carolina next.
Dallas, Washington.
We got Buffalo, Columbus,
blue shirts, redwigs,
Islanders, blues, oilers,
preds, sharks, blackhawks, flyers,
and the Crackin.
who are playing, they're going to be just exhausted.
Flames should be so low.
You know what?
I'm glad you read all that out because not everybody's watching.
It's right.
Some people choose through this audio only.
I advise against it.
Watch us on YouTube.
And the Thursday, October 17th schedule is a big one.
As you know, because they say where you are on the schedule on the 17th.
If you're in a playoff spot on October 17th, that means.
Spaghetti.
If the playoffs were starting on October 18th, you're in.
You'd be in.
Maybe.
I see a lot more numbers coming here.
Baseball, let's go.
You got playoffs.
Do you know how you feeling about your boys?
So far,
so good.
Now how with this,
this is kind of cool.
I can see what you see.
In the 2020s,
by war,
the best seven players
are all still playing in the major league baseball players.
Can you explain what war is?
Oh,
it's wins above replacement,
right?
Come on.
Again?
Wins above replacement.
And how do they calculate that?
It's a lot of math,
but essentially it would take into play
defense, base running,
ability to steal,
what's considered a win?
What do you mean?
somebody win.
Well, you'd measure all these things that add up value.
And then you'd say, what's the guy I can get from AAA?
How many wins more a year would this player contribute than that?
Anyway, it's a nice measure to know how you can definitively.
I know, because we're not math nerds.
No, but even with math.
So you can tell me that this guy in AAA, if he was playing here,
that's the baseline because you can replace anyone with AAA at any point, right?
They're free.
They're just there.
So every guy in AAA is the same.
And no chance of improvement if they move up.
I guess they should be hiring more deans and less math nerds in baseball front offices.
You got to admit.
I don't have to understand.
I just have to know what makes sense.
This is not the science that catches Elon Musk's rocket ships.
It's okay to ask questions and not just, well, there's a thing here.
And this is a probability.
Somebody using math, so it's got to be right.
The math of probabilities is different than the math of science.
And then if you question it, well, you're an idiot.
I think the guys that work for Elon
went the same schools and did the same courses
as the guys in the baseball front offices
I look at this year. There's your games tonight.
Cole Schwint.
Schmidt.
Oh, Nate?
Schmidt, Doug.
Schmidt House?
Schmidt's gay.
That's good beer.
It was good.
Boyd and then Yamamoto against Kintada.
That creep can'tada.
Tyler?
He can roll.
That creep can roll.
A couple of games.
You see that Omer from Otani last night?
Yeah, you good.
That was not close that game.
No.
8-Rip?
Yeah.
Mets took her right in the old.
It was boring.
I was trying to watch it, but it was a nice enough for rent.
Change your station.
You're too boring.
Change your station.
Thursday night football.
You want boring.
Right.
We got the.
Sean Payton's.
We got the cured insomnia right now.
It's the Peyton Revenge game.
Broncos against.
Look that.
That looks more exciting in the game itself.
That's horses running through the French quarter in New Orleans.
How about that?
Because I imagine the games in New Orleans.
Do you think that's AI or?
No, that's a real photo.
That's how much money Amazon has.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spending it on photo shoots.
Is there a chance that bad football teams can combine and make an entertaining game?
We have tested this for a lot of years.
The Thursday was exactly that.
Yeah, it was failed 90% of the time.
It can happen.
It's just very unlikely because it's a short week and you've got lots of injuries.
You don't have the practice time for two young quarterbacks and receivers that are,
going to be thrust into early action in the career.
It could be really ugly.
And the over and under set it like 37 and a half.
Yeah.
If we can find the odds here,
they'll pop up next.
And those are the people smarter than us.
I don't want to explain the math of how they make odds for football games,
but it's this person's job to figure over or under and it's 37,
which is suggesting an applied score of 20 to 17 with a three point spread.
Right.
20 to 17 Sprint.
It's quite a memory lane show today.
Shout out everyone over 40.
finally no snakes today i've got a no snake policy today on the pinner reports
forever let's roll let's roll no snakes
let's we get to uh hey look at this golfing in florida right
how good is
what are we doing
gators going into the water
that's his turf
you're you might uh
i've been drunk on a course before but that one that's next
And we're talking about the Mullet Fund with Super Chats.
I haven't seen any contributions for a while.
Jacks thinks if we can get to $1,000,
maybe we give it to charity.
I'll cut my hair into some weird haircut.
Early submission for post-Mullet haircut.
Let's go.
Life is good.
You know what I mean?
Look at this.
Can you describe to the listeners?
Yeah, this is called a goldfish pond haircut thing.
Aquarium.
You know what, in fairness?
Hard to describe that.
Yeah.
What kind of material would you use?
Is that just gel?
Like is that a sort of a gel paste?
It's the 10.
You know what I mean?
The ratings of the gel, Dean?
That's a 10.
Loose.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a 10 hold.
It's tight.
It's a firm.
It's a stiff hold.
Tight.
Anyway, send in your super chats and your submissions
for the post-mullet haircut.
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Is that something?
I don't know.
I think so.
What were you doing?
It does a lot.
But were you eating at the time or?
Well, I didn't just bite it for fun.
Why, that's why I'm out.
How do you bite your cheek?
I don't know.
We went for a walk and I,
bit my cheek is that talking about how did you bite your cheek i apologize i guess i'll take it back
it's not a question um it does ruin your day because you know well now it's going to swell and i'm
probably going to chew it again now it's the comfort you don't bite it once it's sad oh there it is again
yeah yeah now i you had a story in the pinder report i think that you skipped i saw it in the
in the in the rundown there about the uh the Tampa bay raise that's right i
Oh, yeah, what's going to happen?
So let's just take a look.
Let's go back.
We can fire that in there, potentially, with the devastating hurricane.
The inclement, inclement weather.
There you see it.
The roof was shredded at Tropicana Field, Hurricane Milton.
And this goes without saying, not going to be ready for March 27th due to the damage.
They might miss the whole year there.
They may not, it's expected that they will miss the entire season.
Right.
From Tropicana.
Call Brent.
Tell Brunt to call his Quebec buddies.
I was going to say, well, there is some rumblings that may be.
Where can we find a ballpark that's sitting idle?
Where is there a community or a city that would get behind it?
The one that has hosted Major League Baseball before?
That's right.
And that is empty next year?
Yeah.
That's somebody brought up Oakland.
That's another one.
But we were thinking.
It's the wrong side of it.
So you end up going for a stroll down memory lane.
Take a look at this.
It's official the Expos will play baseball in Montreal once again.
Thursday morning, Andre Vaurin.
The ex-minister of Tourism pronounced the Olympic Stadium safe and ready for the 1992 season,
although roof repairs will take longer than anticipated.
The day of their second reunion in Montreal,
the Expos chose today to unveil their new uniforms to the Montreal public.
On hand for the occasion with Dennis Martinez voted Player of the Year by
the Montreal baseball writers and a big fan favorite wearing the new home uniform and
Larry Walker sporting the new Expos road attire. Gone is the hideous tri-color hat that was often
referred to as the clown hat and replaced by a solid blue cap with the familiar Expos insignia.
The front of the away uniform in script writing reads Montreal with a small flirtilist, replacing the accent.
Judging from the reaction of thousands who were on hand at a downtown Montreal Mall, the Expos
marketing department is on the right track.
It gets away from that
pajama look that the
old ones had. You got that little Yankees
spin stripe to it. And
the away, the road uniforms, a little Quebec flavor, the
Flaherty Lee over the Montreal. I like it.
He likes it. That's
reporting. That's reporting.
Right? Flirta Liss. Look at that
reporting. Michael Whalen.
Michael Whalen. Montreal. TSS.
TSM. Montreal. Yeah.
Why did we play? Oh, yeah.
Well, I just want the team back there.
The original thing was how the concrete was falling apart.
That was 92.
In 92.
So then as you won't be fine now.
I'm sure it's fine.
It's only been 32 years since that concrete was on.
It's a great shape.
So, hey, red carpet.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Tampa Bay Rays.
It is a huge stadium.
It is so massive.
60, 70,000.
It is almost overwhelming.
It's almost a scary.
Yes.
Being to stand.
It would take a year.
It's that big.
It's crazy.
Not if they had the right stool.
Yeah, if they had the right staff,
didn't leave their stools ever.
They hosted some preseason games,
some exhibition games with the Blue Jays.
I want to say four or five years ago.
And people were like,
it is like a time machine.
Hey,
like better than a building in the roof in Florida
for the rainy season.
God,
if they go back there,
we're doing a live show in Montreal.
I'm calling it.
And part of it is not just.
Those ballparks that are near there
that are spring training.
Yeah, they're tiny.
No.
They're pretty small.
Because Tampa Bay really brings them in.
Somewhere in Montreal is what we're saying.
Because could you just play without a roof?
Well, you could, but the thing is, the trope, the way it was built, it had a roof, no drainage.
Right.
Right.
So the only is, indoor arena.
To Rett's point, when they have spring training, that's not rainy season in Florida.
It's the summer when you're going to need a roof.
So all those spring training facilities don't have roofs.
So if you had a rain shower, there's nowhere for that water to go.
without that building.
What about a thunder shower?
Probably the same.
Okay.
And a hurricane?
Well, it seems like an issue.
You don't want that.
Here I am.
Scorpions.
You like the scorpions, Jack?
Scorps.
Don't do you occupy?
He doesn't know.
Jack?
Who are the scorpions?
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Ask for the fishbowl.
Yeah, I don't know if that, yeah, it's probably a good question.
I don't know if they do do that.
The old great clips there, but.
Like I said, just ask.
Yeah.
This is from Jordan.
What is Ozzy Brad's thoughts on the four and
start. Oh. Is it, if you're dubious, is Ozzy Brad dubious by his, uh, absence?
No. There's another word that fits there, though. You're something by your ab. His absence is glaring.
It's glaring for sure. To not hear from Ozzy Brad. Maybe I've missed him something for him on here. Weird.
It is scary. Scary. It's scary. Yes. 4 a.m. there. So maybe.
pick him up.
What's the journey of line?
Pick him up.
Yeah, no, I got nothing from House of Brown.
Why are you in my phone?
Yeah, I don't know.
I would think he's probably very much on board.
We know he is team Conroy, team McGinla.
He's a believer.
He is a believer.
I haven't heard from him, though.
I'm going to assume.
Doesn't want to jinx it.
There's no ill will that there's nothing.
I would just caution you a little bit as Pender was in that
country. He's led us to believe he didn't reach out or do anything stupid to ruin the
friendship. Right. Yeah, which I don't want him to be offended. I didn't reach out,
but I was on the other side of the continent. Now, I know there's a big time change. How many games
into the season are they there? Because it's,
four and all here. Are they playing today? But they don't play until Saturday. So probably
four, but almost five games into the season. So maybe, I don't know. I'm not, uh,
Jack, what time is in Brisbane? Or is in Melbourne? Never mind.
this one here just says Randy Moller.
Red Deer's Randy Moller.
That's a good Randy.
It's a good Randy.
Not enough to kind of sway us our way of thinking.
He's not that great Randy.
And there's too many just, Randy's out there to,
he can't away them all.
Jonas wants to know.
So when Sharon Govich is back, who's getting bumped?
My name is Jonas.
Well, obviously it's, yeah, we've learned this morning that it's Sam Hansick.
people want to know when is he going to be back.
We don't have, we don't do medical advice.
Yeah, we're not.
Yeah, Rett's injury top five is tomorrow.
His doctor hat.
That's another hat you can have another hat.
Geez.
Couldn't need a lot of hats.
We're talking about the stadium fixing the roof,
engineers hat.
We need some more hats, Jack.
Bem 69.
Yeah.
Yes, the blue ring sucks, but what about the rocks on the steel posts at TransCanada
Highway?
That's my wind sport.
I was going to bring that up, but it's better than the blue ring.
It is, it is.
And a reminder that the art thing, very subjective.
It really is.
Some people say my five-year-old could do that with just paint on his fingers, rubbing it around,
and other people say, that's worth $40 million.
It's art.
Who's to say?
Who's to say?
Probably you should trust us to say.
It's shit.
Well, the blue ring, we all, that's unanimous.
Yeah.
The rock, someone could build a case.
Or you could say those are.
Preston,
Yiggs Rico,
Preston, M.K.
In my opinion,
Preston Manick, he says,
I wouldn't mind seeing this fourth line,
Manta,
Hanso, Klapka,
the big three.
A lot wrong.
Math's on the wrong side.
Hansik doesn't play set.
You know what he's saying, though?
I think he's talking,
he's saying the big three,
he just sighs.
Yeah.
The size.
Big.
You put possible down the middle and had some nasty to the size, too.
No, no, he wasn't asking for your opinion.
He's just saying, which lines?
It's a great question.
And if Matt Rempe played here, now how many inches?
Was he again?
70.
80.
80 inches?
80 inches.
88 inches tall.
A real big guy.
This one here.
25 stone.
Costco dog or Polish sausage.
Is that your question?
It isn't. It's a real-life dilemma.
For those of you that are unfamiliar, of course, Costco is a,
you go get your groceries.
It's so much more than just groceries, really, but it's a warehouse.
It's by bigger quantities.
Food and food and everything.
But they also have a weird kind of,
doesn't seem to fit in in a way, but there's a little food court there.
They sell hot dogs and chicken fingers and French fries and pizza.
It's kind of like how they sell cell phones and diamond rings.
I didn't expect that here.
Yeah, they'll do it all.
They do anything.
And I don't even, you know me, I splash it around.
I don't even know, is it a buck 25 or a buck 50?
I just buy it.
I don't even look.
I just buy it.
It's just damn cheap.
For a hot dog and a drink, it's a pittance.
But they have the beef hot dog and the Polish hot dog.
I found that the Polish hot dog, the Polish sausage,
I ended up doing a little bit too much of this.
Oh, it gets you in the Gibbler.
Yeah, it's coming back up to see you.
I've already eaten you.
I don't need to taste you again.
The Polish would give me some of that.
So I go with the all beef.
Go with the all beef is what I do.
Now, it's called a two-banger.
What's that?
Yeah, I mean, you can do both.
One of each?
And two drinks.
You probably want the two dogs, though, if you're doing that.
Because that's the move.
When I was there, I had a guy handing out free drink cups because he had like, he bought like 18 dogs.
Oh, did he got a bunch of hot dogs?
He could have just said, I don't need all the cups.
Well, God, give them away.
Yeah, I guess so.
But the move there is, if you don't want to look like a big fat sweat hog, you take two cups and you fill them both because then it looks like, oh, this is not.
I'm not having to hot dogs.
This is for my wife, my significant other.
This is two drinks, two hot dogs.
What's odd about that?
and just take that drink and dump it and enjoy your two delicious hot dogs for three bucks
that guy handed out drinks though because he got so many dogs he's man that's that's inspirational
what would you call a guy like that that was really making a day and change the world
i can't it's too loud uh pender never uses goalie stats it's always
venezna voting or who guys think is good lall uh that's how he had mark his
Marky is a great fantastic top five
goalie.
Top five drunk reporters.
There is some of that.
I don't know what I do.
Saved above expected.
We're top five.
You know what I do?
I bristle at it when you bring up while he was in Vesnevoting.
Who?
Who votes?
I know who I see who votes for vet.
I don't.
Who votes for business?
Media people.
GMs.
Like give you know me, Ryan.
Give them the goods.
That's right.
I want data.
I don't, I don't doubt data.
I'm not a data douter.
Put the question back up there because this, our boy has been on a two-year smear
campaign.
of Jacob Marksor, please, Jack, boy.
For the question, back up, please.
Thank you.
Mr. Public Payne, is this the hugger?
You got to try to hug you?
Oh, boy, I'm just going to dig into it.
He's been two years smearing
Jacob Marksum. Isn't that correct, Jack? You're in the chat.
Yeah, I don't think he's a fan.
Right, and that's fine. You don't have to be a fan.
And two years ago, he didn't have a good year.
We'll agree on that. But last year, it was a very good year.
Top five business.
He wasn't top five visit.
The devil sure gave up a first in a pretty good.
player to get him, didn't they? You know what? We got to make a shirt.
I was top five in Vesnevote.
Top five in Vesna Vos. That'd be a great shirt. It's a little too round though.
Like something like top six Vesnavo. No, but you always bring, he's top five. Top five
Vesnevote. That's your, that's your kind of the saying.
That means you're getting top five Vesnevote.
That's right.
Don't use my top five line either.
Sorry. What's for lunch?
You want to know. Jack and I do lunch Thursdays?
Yeah, we got a big decision to make here.
because you go to the place with the sandwich soup salad combo
or we go to a place with the
fish and chips
fish chips are just deadly
and I had Rubin there last week
oh oh oh did it give you the
no it was that's good 10 out of 10
good so were you jealous of my ribbon last week
that did look really good but the fish and chips
have gotten like three times in a row now
still so good just nails every time
and big sides.
Big sides.
I want a burger.
Smash burger.
Dean, where you're going for lunch today?
Don't dodge your question.
Don't dodge a tough question.
I'm going to do the anti-pinder.
Okay.
I have a massage today.
So I'm not going to go and eat a bunch of food and have
fill your own and yeah.
You really miss the chance to let her up.
And then lay down and have somebody dig in.
Sorry.
I could use some deep tissue right now.
I'm so packed.
half in the bag.
Rhett, how often do you communicate to Connie?
How often does Connie not reply?
This is a very personal question.
He certainly replies less to me than I to him.
Why do you hate Craig Conroy?
Yeah, what's up with that?
I question some of his moves.
Really?
I have great conno for Denson Craig.
On top left there.
Top left.
Oh my God.
That'd be my T-shirt.
Doack?
Oh, my God.
I don't have said calming.
Connie.
Comy's never around.
commies, he's doing non-commy things.
Funk 3-6-9.
When you guys come to Newfoundland for a rip.
Just out for a rip, are you, bud?
See, your head reaches over here too, buds.
Oh, buds.
I don't have Newfoundland on the, what day is it?
I like Newfoundland.
It's just a far.
How many games into the season are they in Newfoundland?
Are they five games in?
Because they're ahead of us.
Jack, how many games in?
Jack, what's the record?
What's the record in Newfoundland?
He's got to add the half hour, right?
No.
Are they ahead or behind?
mind. Schools.
Don't need them. Yeah, I'll tell us. Don't need schools.
Stay in school. See, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, uh, some little sure, but there's,
I don't want to tie in bad language with great clips because they're great. It's going to be
great. It is great. Do you want to read it without saying the naughty word? No. Oh, no. This one,
though, was making its rounds yesterday. I don't want to say it was viral. It was on, I saw it appear on,
on the Pat McAfee show.
I saw it with Stephen A. Smith.
And you know what?
This is my boy.
It's now going to make an appearance on Barnberg.
Oh, wow.
To wrap up the Great Clips inbox.
If you're at a friend's house and clog the toilet and there's no plunger, what do you do?
Brett Warner, what do you do?
Turn the fan on and leave.
What do you mean?
What can I do?
What are we going to?
There's lots options.
You're at a friend's house and you've, you're a clogger.
Maybe you're not, but you did.
You've done some clogging in the bathroom.
Maybe they got skinny pipes there.
There's no, I just, I'm done with my deal.
I'm out.
So I assume they've tried the flush.
It's then clogged.
Well, you can't flush again or it's overflowing.
That's not a move.
So you've done the one flush.
Uh-oh.
Not ideal.
Let me get the old plungerino.
It's no plungerino.
in here.
What kind of a friend of mine doesn't have a plunger in here?
Do you have plungers in all your...
It's good practice to have them around.
Especially...
If you have a washroom that visitors would use,
that's when you've got to have a plunger for this exact scenario.
I get a plunger anywhere I'm going.
Take one with me.
With my stool.
I'm not going to be bothered by it.
It's not my...
I'm out.
Is that right?
What do you...
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Well, there's been some different answers.
I'll send him a job.
Jack. There's been some different answers about what?
Jack, check your inbox there. Check your folder.
Jack, what would you do? I guess. I shouldn't take you away.
And I'm at my friend's house? Yeah.
Yeah, you're like, you're at party. Hang on. Let's say you're at,
Hey, Dur. Go deal with this. That, what do you mean?
But just to be clear, that's a very different answer than just leaving the fan on and not mentioning it.
So what's your answer?
It depends on the person's house. So if you're at Ders house?
You know what? Let's say that it's some nice.
How about we have a team part?
party this get to know the parents team party for the sure like you're at a nice nice home
upstanding friends but acquaintances more than friends but yet but yet you've seemed fit to
unleash going just rocket number two just pull the just go grow a tail it's your new teammates
i think it's i don't see any any way of dealing with the issues so i'm just i'm walking i'm washing
the hands so that you have it's got to be inner circle for you like der big
human before you're asking for the plunger.
Because then I might leave it as a joke.
Do you roll your sleeve up and see, can I,
is there just something kind of, are you insane?
Are you insane?
Is there something in there that's just, are you insane?
Do what I roll my sleeve up?
Quick little, what if I drop my phone into a, uh, a porta potty.
Yeah.
Am I digging in?
Just quick reach.
No.
Because I know.
No.
Answer again.
No.
It's a great question, Dean.
It's not a good.
It's got people talking.
Ryan, if you're at a friend's house,
and log the toilet and there's no plunger,
what do you do?
I'm going to say, hey,
there's a bit of an issue in the washroom.
Do you happen to have a plunger on hand?
What if you have your,
do you have your phone?
Now I'm jumping in again here.
I'm jumping in here.
And is the other person you live with at the same party?
Yeah.
Maybe you send a text and say,
Oh, that's smart.
Run out to the PV mart.
Go to the plunger in.
store I go to plunger for how quick can Amazon get one here yeah prime what are you doing
i'll tell you what i did what did you do here's what you're importantly because this is
definitely happened that's dead you leave this is now point a to b is a straight line yeah as fast as
possible okay hey i i tried to i need to take a leak i went into the bathroom there's it's no good
an issue in there.
You got another bathroom.
I mean, you're going to need to get care of that,
but I really got to go pee.
So can I use your other,
is there a bathroom in your bedroom?
You're going to wreck the toilet and lie.
Oh, you don't need to pee.
I know.
So you're,
that's what I'm saying.
You're going to wreck the toilet and lie.
So you're a double at me.
Bit of a Richard move.
Classy guy.
You want to come over?
I'm good.
I have to get this.
You got to admit that's the play.
That's the play.
Liar.
Hey, if you can sleep at night.
You know, the better question is, what if you're out of strangers house?
Because like you say, if it's a friend, you can be like, I just ruined your bathroom.
Clying to strangers, way easier.
I really, uh, I'd go to the bathroom.
I don't know you, but I don't normally poo at this time of day, but I had to poo.
I didn't plan on swimming.
I don't know what kind of food you feed me.
Cicadian rhythm.
Super hunting moon last night.
Really sorry.
I don't know what kind of food you're feeding.
Aurora Borealis.
I had a huge dump.
I'm sorry about that.
I couldn't postpone it.
had some gentleman whose house this is, a beautiful house, by the way.
I just need to take just a quick tinkle, but I went into the bathroom,
and I've noticed that someone's run afoul of your, what is it, the water closet?
Sure.
Yeah.
So you're welcome, everyone.
If, in fact, you get in the unfortunate spot where there's no plunger.
You're going to ask Jack?
He's not part of the show.
Hey, Jack, if you're at a friend's house or a stranger's house,
and you clog the toilet
and there's no plunger.
What do you do?
Okay, so the friend and stranger thing
is very important.
Totally agree.
Thank you.
Like, if it's a friend,
you're going to do the right thing
and you're probably just going to laugh about it.
If it's a stranger,
I'm probably just going to leave
and hopefully I never see them again.
Get the hell out of there.
Yeah.
You just go,
you do the Rett Warner and just leave.
You don't tell anybody.
That's correct.
Is that what happens when you just leave?
You've taken a big,
he always does this.
That's fine.
It's a smoke bomb.
And a new bomb.
Oh, no plunger, I guess.
Don't go to the washroom.
I don't know.
It's a tough spot.
It's a great question.
It's a great question.
So there's Stephen A.
Oh, Steve and A.
Craig, 1667-6935420.
Stephen A. Smith, if you're at a friend's house and clogged the toilet and there's no plunger,
what do you do?
Very, very simple.
close the toilet bowl, you call your friend and say,
your damn toilet's clogged.
I'm very, very sorry that I got some shit up in there,
but you didn't tell me your toilet was gonna clog.
Do you have a plunger?
If not, I suggest you go get one,
because I didn't know I was gonna clog the damn thing.
I didn't know your toilet was gonna work, my bad,
but that's what happened, okay?
You ain't got no choice.
What if you sit up there and just leave
and then they come into their house
and they see you clogged their toilet
and you never told them?
That's very rude.
That's very rude, and it's very rude,
And it's very nasty and you don't want to be responsible for something like that.
Okay.
So I would tell you that.
All right.
Okay.
But that's it.
That's where I'm going to be honest guy.
That's why Stephen is telling like what he's at.
It's very easy.
It's very simple.
It's not lying.
He's being honest.
He threw out the S bomb, which I also.
I did like him saying that too.
Got some shit up in there.
I didn't.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I didn't know it was going to clock.
you put the lid down you call your friend there you go
you need to get one that's the you don't have one how much time do we have to let
pass between that and then reading the extra one more is there one more great
I'm just it's downloading so pretty good it is good I want red to hear
JJ Watts answer yeah JJ was asked the question he's
is that the Steelers guy Jonathan is he a regular guest he's on every
Wednesday, yeah. And you actually had
him on the morning show once in Cali. We did.
I got chip chips.
Yeah, I think we sent him.
Big puck guy. You weren't on that one though,
right? It was just me and Walker. I was not doing.
He was in the NFL. He is a
popular and successful football player.
Wax reached out to him
on Twitter.
Doing a show in Calgary.
It's no football coach. Rights holder
of the flames.
Would love to get you on. Just talk on. And he
responded back. He's like, sure, I'll come on, but I just want to talk hockey.
Done.
Done. So we had JJ Watt, didn't talk Texans, didn't talk football.
But he played, I don't, I forget.
Wisconsin.
Guy could play hockey. Yeah, Wisconsin guy.
And it was just, it was actually a very good guest, unlike your buddy, the golf tournament.
That's good. Steve.
If you'd have walked in with J.J. Watt, I'd have been, hey.
Yeah, I should have pulled him out of the crowd.
Have a sit down, JJ. Or is they're calling him Jage?
Jage.
have a seat jage let's uh let's talk about the power play the paper jage has the paper
that's the paper jage there we go it's got the next question hashtag ash jage yeah answered
the third one so this is the last one actually from gregg uh if you're at a friend's house
and clogged the toilet and there's no plunger what do you do hashtag ask jage this was the teaser
now gregg has been asking his question a lot yes he has and uh nobody will give this guy a fucking
answer needs me yeah i will okay thank you jage yeah you roll up your sleeve and you stick that hand
down there and you do what you have to do then you wash that shit off you do what you do what you have to do
you don't you don't leave the toilet clogged at your friends house you take care of that shit you wash your
hands thoroughly maybe three or four times you dry them off and then you go back out to that party
and shake everybody's hand gregg they don't even know what just happened if they go up there and
drop and you know what's going to happen they're going to leave it because they don't have the grit and the job
that you do to get in there and
your own shit. Okay, Greg?
That's what you do out there. You find that
fucking shit. I'm not doing
that. What else are you going to do? You're just going to
find a stick. What if you do that? You don't
unplug it, though, Jay.
You're going to leave the bathroom. I don't know if he's fitting down there.
Find a stick and come back. You can not
unplug it and be covered poop, brother.
You walk out and you say,
dude, someone fucking pinged off.
I think it was me. I don't know
what the hell happened in there.
That's the move. Yeah.
Took you 20 minutes to see it?
Flusch it twice so it fills up to an inch below and then walk.
The flood is really a problem.
How many flushes are you doing before you realize there's a real, real problem?
Three.
I mean, once the water level.
Three might over.
So you're flooding the place.
No, I'm not flooded.
I mean, you flush your ones, you see how high it gets.
And you say, okay.
Okay, I got some room to play with here.
So you're trying again?
Yeah, you flush it one more time.
So that one, when it gets high, you're like, don't believe it.
Yeah, exactly.
You say, need a little bit more weight in the water.
Sometimes.
Sometimes you'll double tap.
No,
does it never work?
I don't think you.
Sometimes you'll get it with the second.
The second one sometimes works.
I don't know where you're going with.
Well, the third one.
Brother.
Two, you're sitting right there.
Three,
you're in hell, brother.
The third one, you hit the third one.
Because that's when you walked out and you say,
I had no idea of fucking.
It's your question.
Pat McAfee,
if,
don't flag us.
Love you.
Love the show.
Great admiration for what you've done in your career and
post career.
But that's some of the funniest.
I mean, that's, yeah, as dudes, this is all the things we've had to.
And all of a sudden, I've never seen an open.
J.J. Watt is really, this guy's a deplorable human being.
No, he's a go get her.
Nothing.
Goodness gracious.
He didn't miss a beat.
You're all up your sleeve.
You get in there.
I'm also very glad I didn't say a curse word earlier.
Yeah, for, you know, that's right.
Yeah.
Good.
It's like a big breather here.
Wasn't you, D.
That wasn't you.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be responsible.
for some of the
bowler.
Hall of Fame.
This might be the favorite, my favorite show
we've ever done.
It's a good show, lots of callbacks.
Apparently talked sports.
Scary.
Old friends.
There's a trend.
Yeah.
Sports just out tomorrow.
It's no game again, right?
No, it'll be game day tomorrow for sure.
I haven't played forever.
No, it's a white Saturday.
What?
Yeah.
It's Hawaiian T-shirt Day tomorrow and they're not playing?
Yeah.
They're not celebrating.
No, they're not doing it.
They don't celebrate a wine t-shirt day.
They won't do it.
that I can traveling with Hawaiian t-shirts.
It better be.
There's a bunch of games because you showed us the schedule there.
Thursday.
October 17th, I think schedule.
It's everybody who's ready for that one.
Today.
We could talk about those games, I guess.
But Jack, what are we going to talk about tomorrow?
If you're listening to this show tomorrow, that'd be confusing.
That's right.
But we do one every day, in fairness.
For the people that do follow.
And holidays.
I could talk about red deer.
I got to go to red deer.
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So two things.
For starters,
we should do it like a salutes thing
we could do too on the show.
Go to lots ideas today.
Salutes.
Like when we're back in,
I remember back in the oldie time days,
there was a segment on the AM.
They'd call it boots and salutes.
Damn right.
They would.
So you'd salute somebody who you thought was doing something.
Boots means you're working hard.
No, no.
Boots is you're giving them a boot.
I don't like your business.
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't like the way you're, uh, I don't like them.
You're not conducting yourself.
I like the way it is business.
I don't like them.
I like it.
Times past.
Yeah.
What do I label that one?
Torts.
Blew it, Ball's brother.
Dig up.
Diary of drinking guy dead.
Damn it.
Hammer.
What did I call it?
Could be torts, no.
I don't like them.
Yeah.
Don't like.
I don't like.
I'd label that torts, but you got a different archiving.
But,
But there's multiple torts.
There's tort balls and you only have so much.
Yeah, so many characters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So anyway.
Just give us a random one.
So you could do boots and salutes.
Okay.
So you give a boot to a guy.
But we're going to do a salute today.
Eric Francis.
Ooh.
Eric Francis.
The, and again, I saw it's,
it's a long time that they've been doing the pizza pig out.
Yeah.
We'd do the pizza pig out.
And then it took a hiatus, I know.
Oh, COVID.
And, but it was even before that.
It had kind of gone away.
And he revived it.
And it's truly, it's one of a kind.
I think Jason Greger started in Edmonton,
kind of took the template and started doing it there for charity.
Anyway, what it is, once a year, all, you invite as many as you want,
pizza places in the city.
Yeah, brings pizza.
They bring in pizza.
People can buy tickets to come.
And where else get, oh, what's the best pizza place in Calgary?
Well, this is how you can find out, because.
tons, dozens of pizza places.
Taste them all.
And ticket sales, live auction items, silent auction items, all of that.
And the money goes towards kids sport.
Our pals of kids sport.
How about that?
And it's not Eric doing it for the company or whatever.
No, no.
It's his name attached to it.
If he was working for Sportsnet or TSA, he'd be doing it anyway.
Last year they enjoyed chestnut.
That's right.
A goat.
One of the greatest athletes of our lives between him and secretary, really.
It's so, you know.
unique. It's a great idea. They've been doing it for years.
Raises a ton of money and
we'll do so again today.
So good on Eric. Because I know Eric
takes, you know, there's some people out, Eric, Francis.
It's kind of, you know what? It's like if you're a mark, the whole
get back to wrestling kind of thing. Kay, Fave, Mark, that whole thing.
I saw him Saturday. He plays a bit of a character.
We walked up upstairs for Saturday.
Good catching up. I think he says like a 22nd, 23rd annuals.
Yeah, it's awesome. It is awesome.
I'll be there tonight.
Saturday's going.
him? I can't.
I did send him a note.
I think he appreciated it. Sure, that made it
all better. That's what I said.
I know you'll be hugely missed,
but at least you sent a notes. I assume
there will still be some money raised,
even though I can't be there, but
I'm going to go. Do you see
a black check table still hot from Saturday night?
Right. See how that
voice is doing tomorrow. And
also, you talk about people doing good,
another salute.
Curtis Glencross.
Yes.
Glenn Cross has been doing this for years.
Yeah.
He's got, does the rodeo thing.
There's not.
Yeah, he's got Gord Bamford concerts.
And then he does the Glencross Invitational, which is a hockey.
Two games.
A hockey event, a tournament kind of thing, and you're in it.
No, I'm not playing hockey.
Are you not?
There's two hockey games and then a poker.
Yeah.
I love the poker.
I don't know her.
I thought you were playing.
No, no, I can't play hockey.
Will you be on the bench?
What's wearing your coach's hat?
No, no, I think they've started.
He's been doing this for 10 years.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Oh, time flies.
Yeah.
It sure flies.
So good.
And proceeds here.
The Hockey Alberta Foundation and the Ronald McDonald's house.
More great causes.
More great causes.
Salutes.
Dean's busy, though.
Got boots for anyone?
I don't think there's any boots.
It's kind of part of the segment, right?
You got to start.
This one that comes in, I was going to say.
it's like beefs and bouquets back in bouquets back in the day on Winnipeg,
right.
Yeah, there's boots and salutes, beefs.
I got a beef.
Right?
Give us some flowers.
You're going to give some flowers.
Flowers are expensive.
Inflation?
Wow.
It's inflation.
Also, and this is not to kind of lump us in while we're doing this,
and I just thought about it.
I think by tomorrow, we are going to,
going to have another, because Christmas is coming.
We are once again going to be kicking off the top shelf elf in support of close to home
and the adoptive family Christmas campaign.
Fundraiser of the year, I might add.
Yeah, that trophy up there.
That's fantastic.
It's all done to you.
Our buddy John Winwick.
Johnny.
ATB Financial has come through for us again.
Ooh.
He's come through for us again.
We are going to have two hockey games.
Yep.
They are both before Christmas.
Hence us doing it now.
So do we say, do you say no?
You do not say no.
You say, Johnny, that is unbelievable.
ATB financial.
Thank you so much for the generosity.
And we are going to have an auction.
It is the November 1st game, Calgary versus New Jersey.
Oh, return of Markster.
It's the Kevin Ball Revenge Tour.
Calgary, New Jersey, 25 press level seats,
25 food vouchers,
hot dog drink.
Popcorn, ice cream.
Jeez, that's a trip to Costco.
25 of those food vouchers, 25 tickets.
We will open the auction.
I think it'll be live for tomorrow,
but I just want to get it out.
And all of the money raised going towards.
Okay, something like staff party,
maybe a Christmas get together before things getting crazy busy in December.
Kid hockey. Kid hockey.
Ring it.
Yes. Indoor soccer team.
Church group. Whatever it is.
Let's go.
So we and there again, so we have one on the first and then we're going to have another one.
Don't want to do both at the same time.
Good idea.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Right?
That's what they say?
Yes.
So we're going to really try and keep it simple.
So thank you ATB financial details on that coming up.
Watch for it online, but we'll do it on the show probably by tomorrow.
You're sniffing on my calendar?
I'm just looking at what the day with the first would be.
It's a Friday night.
I don't see.
How about that?
Devil's on a Friday.
Three hans will be buzzing.
You know what I like about it.
There's no lines for the booze or the washrooms.
It's just straight there.
It's not about that, folks.
It's about shit.
It helps.
Did you get to say kids?
Yeah, kids and church groups and of course.
Booes and baths and,
yeah.
After 20 kids,
you need a beer.
A to be financial.
Thank you.
Details coming up.
I think we've done all we can.
Jack,
how is the show today?
What are you?
Good.
We got to get to our bets.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not done.
That's how the show is.
indeed. Okay.
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So no Flames game I heard tonight.
Gee, still, I?
It's odd. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow.
The good news is we have football. The bad news is that it's Broncos Saints, but a little spice,
if you want, how about Spencer Rattler, the rookie quarterback,
over a half interception, i.e., they'll throw a pick.
Last week is first ever start in the NFL, two picks over 0.5 picks,
one or more, minus 130, like that bet.
On the other side, we have Devon Valle.
He got a lot of targets in week one, was hurt for a while,
has come back, a bunch of yardage last week.
I think flirting was about 80 yards.
30-ish is the over-under.
I'm going to go to receiving milestones.
Ladder that up to 50 for a plus 2.30.
Do what you did last week, Devon,
and we'll be dancing in the streets.
So you can use those or go off on your own.
Once the game has started, it doesn't mean it's over.
You play in-game.
Yeah.
A lot of times that's more fun than you're really riding it.
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Jack, what do you think of the show today? How do we do?
Great.
Score out of 10.
10 out of 10. It was very entertaining today.
Not a lot of sports, but what's there to talk about?
I think we need to pivot away from sports.
Yeah, I don't like sports.
Use it when it's necessary.
Right? It's flames get in the road.
I think we need more haircuts and crocodiles. I'm with you guys.
Stupid Conroy.
Hey, we're playing 82 games this year.
You guys want to talk?
It's a lot.
But that said, I do have Connie Fidenson Craig.
Twice.
Don't even bother.
Just where.
See, we're doing.
See, buddies.
See, buddies.
