Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - The Mikko Rantanen Show ⭐ | FN Barn Burner - May 8th, 2025

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

FlamesNation Barn Burner with Boomer, Pinder & WarrenerSHOW TIMESTAMPShttps://youtube.com/live/5Aq2gmKbscQ- Intro Banter (1:00)- Rantanen (6:30)- Leafs Chick (13:00)- TOR/FLA (16:00)- Off The Rail...s (25:00)- Pinder Report (42:00)- Bet365 (01:16:00)- Superchat (01:26:00)FLAMESNATION MERCHhttps://nationgear.ca/collections/flamesnationBARN BURNER CLIPShttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj_bcGtvvo-cW2DHEDZ6dEO5ePDmlhZc9SHOUTOUT TO OUR SPONSORS!!👍🏼 Powered by @bet365. Whatever the moment, it’s Never Ordinary at bet365.Download the App today and use promo code: NATION. http://www.bet365.ca/👍🏼 McLEOD LAW https://www.mcleod-law.com👍🏼 VILLAGE HONDA https://www.villagehonda.com👍🏼 OUTDOOR DENTAL https://www.outdoor.dental👍🏼 ORIGIN BREWING https://originbrewing.ca👍🏼 Vena Nova https://venanova.com/👍🏼 Crystal Waters Plumbing Company https://www.crystalwatersplumbingcompany.com/👍🏼BON TON MEATS: https://www.bontonmeatmarket.com/index.html👍🏼 THE HEARING LOSS CLINIC: https://hearingloss.ca/👍🏼GRETA YYC: https://www.gretabar.com/locations/calgary#games💻 Website: https://flamesnation.ca🐦 Follow on twitter: @FlamesNation @BarnburnerFN @960boomer @PinderReport @warrener44📺 Subscribe on Youtube: @Flames_Nation💻 Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.comFollow us on Instagram @flamesnationdotcaFollow us on Twitter @flamesnation @barnburnerfnFollow us on Facebook @FlamesNation-------------------------------------------------Reach out to sales@thenationnetwork.com to connect with our Sales Team and discuss opportunities to partner with us!Produced by: Jack Haverstock Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Wild pre-show today. Get your game face on. Oh, man. So, sell tickets to pre-show. Nice. You got to get your eyes. Look up in the eye. Rett suggested maybe we just do the pre-show as the show.
Starting point is 00:00:23 And you think it either gets us canceled or rich. Yeah, it's massive worldwide notoriety or we're screwed and ruined our careers. We could be like those three brothers that Phil Stadium. We could tour around. Triplets, yeah. Could go to Great Falls, Montana, potentially. Or we could just go back home and have. have not only a four day work week, but a seven, three days off, but seven.
Starting point is 00:00:44 They won't have a four day work. Zero day work week is what I'm getting at. Thanks, Steve. Very excited for this show. I don't know if you can tell. It's brought to you by Bet365. Get into the action with the Stanley Cup playoffs. Whatever your bet is, it's never ordinary yet.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Bet, Bet, 365. And depending on how generous, it is. Involved. could be a big day for the youth centers of Calgary. Let's hope so. Yeah. Now, if there's a correlation between F bombs and how excited Dean is for the show, he is very excited for the show today.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah. What you're working on over there. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Okay, still know what he's doing, but he's frustrated. I wasn't here for that, was I? No, you missed. Yeah. There's three attempts to ask.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Were you shooting a commercial? Was it a bad read? No, it was not a bad read. not quite that level. God, I'd like to get my hands on that. Just for, so Jack. It's my favorite piece of audio. It was not that I didn't want your help.
Starting point is 00:01:46 It's just I knew it was something you couldn't help with. So rather than go through the exercise of explaining, explaining me like, oh, yeah, I don't know what you would do about that. Then I just kind of. Just when you hear someone that, you know, you're an acquaintance with struggling. You're like, hey, man, what's going on over there?
Starting point is 00:01:59 I don't necessarily to help it. But like, I'm here for you. I feel your frustration. Did you let him have it? No, he just, absolutely. and it didn't answer. I let Pinder have it about being sick. You did let him have it.
Starting point is 00:02:12 I told you just a little sinus drip. I'm better now. You saw how out of joint I got. A little sinus drip. Yeah, that's what it was. You get that without. Is that the medical hole or anything? An infection in my sinus cavities.
Starting point is 00:02:27 He does have that issue. Remember you said surgery about that? And a better voice. I thought it was worse. I actually heard. Oh, I like you. This is pretty sure. Oh, it's annoying.
Starting point is 00:02:36 It's a nerdier. Opening statements from McLeod law. Oh, okay. Big day today. He already said that. No, just, he's a big show, big day. Congratulations to our buddy Austin. What?
Starting point is 00:02:51 Who was a proud poppet today. Oh. Are we sending them something? Jack, send him, send him a package. Jack, send him a huge box of dollars. Not a picture of your package, just a nice package. First time, father, things are very, it's very nervy for quite a while. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:10 There's, there would be a fair. Like, what would, I don't know how you do it. Must be a blood test for the amount of adrenaline. Oh, man. Oh, it's wild. Yeah. And you haven't been sleeping. They were,
Starting point is 00:03:20 you've been high alert for days. Yeah. We had a little kind of a heart to heart on the Christmas drinky show day. Yeah. He's like, yeah, you know, we're a couple months away here.
Starting point is 00:03:31 And it's just, you know, I've never had, never had a camera. I tried having a heart to hearts. It's going to be the greatest. I'd lied right to his face. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:03:39 be so great. It's going to be the best day of your life. You're never going to regret it. This is so great. But no, congrats to Austin and his beautiful wife. A little baby girl. Oh, the, uh, the can't say no to. I said, I said there's something that, uh, you've gained a lot and you've lost a lot. Because once you're a girl dad, you just, it's what, what do you need? Okay. Yeah, whatever. Dean and I had the chat the other day because I do not have a daughter and he does. And it's just like, there is a piece missing. Like I watch all my buddies that have daughters. Oh, yeah. Where's my little snuggle thing? Like, yeah. And then conversely, there's the guys who only have daughters that'll never have their son. Yeah, they don't get to the joy of having to go and
Starting point is 00:04:23 talk to the high school principal about why were you taking down letters and why were you defacing the subway? You miss out on a lot of like lacrosse balls to the groin and such. Yeah. So dick pictures on the. No. Bathroom stall. Right. That's drawing balls. They just heard the segment on the draft. They were drawing balls. So congratulations to Austin. Jeez, there was too much vulgarity in a heart for a heartfelt. Yeah. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah. Sorry. Justin. Jeez. Feuders are better than that. Yeah. Do you, I recall being incredibly vulnerable because you go to the hospital, you're ready. Obviously, with twins, we had two car seats in the vehicle. And then they're like, okay, off you go. And no, no. No, like, who's coming with us?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah. Something's holding my hand, right? No, you're good. You've got this. We've each got one. Like, we don't even have a spare hands. She had the kid like seven hours ago. You're sending no chance. What? We're going home. We're in this parking lot.
Starting point is 00:05:14 There are these little seats. Are they buckled up, right? Like, you better drive. I'm driving slow. I'm a good driver, I think. Yeah, that first drive home, everything, you kind of get in there. Let's just park here till 3 a.m. When no one's on the road.
Starting point is 00:05:28 No, wait. That's too deep. Yeah. You set this thing down and you kind of, I guess we're not having, we're never alone again. And you're not. No. Yeah, and you're not.
Starting point is 00:05:40 So, fascinating at each side of the bed. Congratulations. That's tremendous. We need to piss test Miko Rantan. God, has he been good of late? I don't know what's happening. I'm good with this. There's the Olympic movement too where it's not the Olympics,
Starting point is 00:05:55 but it's a different Olympics where they're allowing. Yeah, do it everyone. The steroid thing to just go. Let's go with that one. Because he does look like. It's impressive. He should have been, he would have been taken out of the Kentucky Derby on the weekend. right now with what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Hat tricks and back-to-back games and just bodies laying. Oh, there's Nathan McKinnon and there's Kail McCarrow. There's Mark Schifley and Connor Hala Buck. This has been a crazy like three months because the deal probably went down in February or March. Because out of the gate, you're like, okay, Colorado's crazy, which is the natural reaction
Starting point is 00:06:35 because that's the best player in the train. It was, we were in Jasper, right? Yeah, we were in Jasper. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it felt too crazy to even be true. And you're like, what the hell's happening here? And then Nate just gets off to the great start.
Starting point is 00:06:50 And you're like, whoa, maybe Colorado just absolutely. Yeah. They figured this out. It's McKinnon driving. And then Randon's like not producing in Carolina. They have to trade them. This guy's a dog. And then he gets off to a slower start in Dallas.
Starting point is 00:07:04 You're like, okay, well, he signed. But like, how much of it is just like McKinnon? Like when Alex Chase on scores 20 goals of the oil, there's how many did McDavid bank in off? Like, I don't know. He's a good player, but is he a superstar on his own? And in the last two weeks, you're like, yeah, he's absolutely the best player in that deal.
Starting point is 00:07:22 And I do have to circle back to Colorado and ask, how did we get there again? They added a superstar. Yeah. For 12. For a number that I think the amps probably could have got to. Right now, he just made them more than 12. Just winning that.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It's worth it already. Yeah. that series alone. I was cleaning out some of my hard drive space, and I had the clip of Rod Brindamore saying, he came here and he said, there's four teams that I'll play for it. You guys aren't one of them.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I've never had a player say that to me before. Well, the guy knows what he wants, I guess. And rightfully so is a superstar. He's a year away from, or months away from UFA. Like, yeah, I'm going to be picky. Yeah. If all I have to do is wait until July, like, I'm not going to drag you along.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Here are the places I'm looking to go. if I'm a free agent, all I won. And like you said it the other day, how's Jim Neil, Nill feeling right now? He's going to get GM of the year. I'm pretty smart. Smartest guy in the room.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Drafts, well. It's like what I'm doing here. Yeah. Big days. That guy with 100 points in his last four games. See, okay? Yeah, I traded for him.
Starting point is 00:08:29 So when we see a deal as big as this, you're like, okay, we're just a bunch of idiots on YouTube. The people that run these teams, most of them are really smart. And these three teams in particular that were involved with the ranting deals, I think are three of the smartest in the league. Like Carolina, very, very analytically driven. I think you smart.
Starting point is 00:08:48 No, but they're good at it. Lots of people have lots analysts and they aren't good at it. Carolina is one for, first year and seven years ago. Dallas incredible in the draft, hasn't had a lot of high picks, but still minds well. Trades, they're very good, very competitive roster. Savvy free agent signs, which is hard to do like Matthew Shane. And then Colorado, you're like, yeah, like they, every year, it feels like, They're a team that could win the cup.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And they've got a nice blend of Joe Sackick and McFarland, who's an analytical guy. Like these are, so you're trying to see like, what are they seeing that we're not? And I don't know. Like every team, I think kind of likes it up, except Colorado right now, although they probably really liked it two weeks ago. There's all, I mean, they also have the McCarre thing. You're going to have to. Well, that's it. I get it.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I get why they revamp that lineup a lot. 10 guys or something. Yeah. But again, when your base is McCarn. Yeah. No, that's today. In a week from now, it could be. They also have a Colorado.
Starting point is 00:09:47 So smart for getting rid of that guy. Once Jack chases Crosby at a Pittsburgh. Yeah. They wouldn't even mention running again. He's going to. You're not happy about any of that. So we're over there. That's why they ran him out of there, I heard.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I'm not going to see it. I'm just making room. Can we get that Carolina, Dallas final? It'll be really boring. Just move right along. Fast forward to it. Jack can tune out. Is that what you want?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Carolina Downs? My prediction is Toronto, Edmonton. Well, see, that's what we don't want. Yeah, that's what we don't. I was told today by a buddy that was talking to me for the shorts. My kid turned 16. Vehicle. What are you on for a gift?
Starting point is 00:10:24 I want to go to Stanley Cup finals game. Not if it's Toronto, Edmont. Yeah, fair. Yeah. Love that. If one's in, we know who to cheer against. It's well done. The worst final potentially for the league,
Starting point is 00:10:36 not that it would cares, but like, Carolina, Winnipeg is like two-year-smallest markets. Teams, a lot of people just don't have feelings about. That would be a disaster. It might be good hockey. Two games last night, Dallas does beat Winnipeg 3 to 2. Rantan hat trick. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:10:53 You didn't get four points, but they only have three goals. Lots of hats on the ice? No. Not a ton. Not this time. And in the other matchup, it was a heck of a game. Toronto.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Back in four or three over the Florida Panthers. The Floridians had a lead, Rhett. It was a heck of a match. There's some bad blood. Oh, there's emotion. You know, they're pushing and shoving each other around. Her um, her, her um,
Starting point is 00:11:15 yeah. Her um, for her um, for her. Yeah. Yeah. They were yelling. Ref,
Starting point is 00:11:19 you suck. They were upset with the ref. They were upset. They were booing this Sam Bennett character. I don't know. I was outraged. Look to me like the barber got bumped a few times. I'm not going to put up with it.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Good. Yeah. Bobber. Stop the pockets. And I was, uh, looking forward. it's like Florida's like minus 270 for game three the books think they're going to get back in this thing yeah yeah um big night
Starting point is 00:11:47 because these games are being they're being held in Toronto. Toronto's the home team so the fans are all excited a lot of the Toronto jerseys and a lot of Toronto jerseys and uh now you may miss this this is a month ago month and a half ago there was a particular Leafs fan who uh, some attention. They were playing. Yeah, they were playing Ottawa, and I believe they lost,
Starting point is 00:12:13 so this fan was a little bit disappointed. But this was, she was kind of one of those street reporters. I'm getting streeters. Oh, on the beat. Yeah, on the beat. This was the, this was from a couple months ago.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm really sorry. I came all the way from Scotland. I thought the least were going to win. Two games they lost. It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive fucking tent. They lost concentration. I am sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:39 They let me sit on the bench. That's why the loss tonight, they were overcome by Scottish pheromones. They didn't know what they were doing. It's tough. I do remember that, yeah? Yeah. It'll happen. And she left, and they went on a heater,
Starting point is 00:12:54 and they actually got back into first or the one seat. I can't believe they let her on a bench. Well, they won't again, yeah. With those, uh, ferrimons. Massive, uh, yeah. Well, the thing is, she's a dedicated fan. So she was back to watch the leaves.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Come on. He's a dick. My junk's a dick. Everybody's a fucking dick. Last time I was here, we lost. I was a wee bit excited. Kind of wiggled my boobs about. Massive fucking too.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That's time. The boobs were nowhere to be seen. The boys focused. And they fucking did it. Go! The peremon's going to fucking rock. I rubbed them all over the guys next to me. He'll fucking love that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 The boy! Oh, these go. Jack and his buddies are just like, whoa. I've never seen this kind of energy before. The boobs were nowhere to be seen. I rubbed them all over the guys next to me. They fucking loved it. You want one more time?
Starting point is 00:14:03 From the top, we could do it one more time. Why not? Fuck Mabrosky, he's a dick, a chucks a dick, everybody's a fucking dick. Last time I was here we lost, I was a wee bit excited, kind of wiggled my boobs about. Massive fucking too! This time the boobs were nowhere to be seen, the boys focused, and they fucking did it! The fair ones were fucking rocked! I rubbed them all over the guys next to the, he fucking loved it!
Starting point is 00:14:33 Boy! What a leader. Oh, man. You know what? She's not buying a drink in Toronto. I was going to say, they had the harmonica old ladies in L.A. They got this chick in Toronto.
Starting point is 00:14:52 She is something special. There's not a special about Scottish people, too, right? Yeah, the old big... It's all the way or not at all, you know? Good stuff. So on the strength of the Scottish pheromones, the Leafs have a 2-0 series league. Jumped out.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Too old leaves. Focus. Good for her. What do we? Somebody's got to get. Some fans are afraid if they return, they're losing. Somebody's got to get a tattoo of that sweet lady. Oh, dude, she's not leaving.
Starting point is 00:15:23 This is like, remember a year ago, it was that chick whipped her tata's out. Wasn't there a guy with a cigarette once? Yeah, this smokes guy, dark, dark guy. Like these are's better. This is better than that. It's better than tarp off chick in Edmonton to go by the river. It's right up there, though. I'll ship that clip off to the to the GM there potentially.
Starting point is 00:15:43 That's probably not a bad idea. If he's got any ideas who that is. Okay. Matt. She's for good luck. By Bob's net. What are they saying? There's all these because now for the Leafs to be up to games in round two,
Starting point is 00:15:58 like the last time is 63. 1987 for this, 90, whatever for that. I mean, they're two wins away from the Eastern Conference final. now it's two big wins. That's the last time they did that. Very difficult.
Starting point is 00:16:12 A long time. Probably, uh, Dougie. No, 93. They were. Pardon me? 99. We beat him in the semis in 99. So does it be in the,
Starting point is 00:16:22 they got to the East Conference Final in 99. Yeah. I was wondering if it was. So that was round three. I thought you would have them around too. My bad. I'm trying to recall if they made it past or to that point since. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I'll, I'll look right now. It hasn't been a lot. Because it was pretty wound up at that point. I bet it was. would be yeah when you're in the final four you have good reason to be to be wound up now we're getting don't get ahead of yourself don't be counting your chickens yeah you're holes there um it it's been a good series i know people i can't stand the leaves and i hate the leaves or whatever
Starting point is 00:16:56 but if you just can watch and enjoy the the intensity of two teams that clearly don't like each other and know what's on the line i thought it was uh i thought it was great didn't love the jet stars last night. Two teams that had emotional weekend and kind of showed in the play. Felt a little feeling each other out a bit. We've got seven of these. We can sit there.
Starting point is 00:17:22 We'll get there. We'll get it up. We'll get it rolling. We'll get there. Not tonight. Not tonight so much. It looked like Dals is going to pull away. Then the second goal from the Jets makes it tight right to the end. Conference finals in 2001, 2002, right? They lost Carolina. in 0-102. Oh, see, so we were being very hasty.
Starting point is 00:17:41 That's only how many years ago then? Well, you're talking about two elite. So that's the one that's the way back to the system. Yeah, no, but just being to the conference finals. Conference finals, it's 20. I thought it was going to be Douggy Gilmore, but you're right, then a couple in there. So anyway, am I, am I off?
Starting point is 00:17:55 I could have. I didn't mind it, but again, like, I didn't get to see the other game a ton. Like, you get to see what you get to see in terms of how busy or whatever, but I saw more of the Dallas Winnipeg. I like it. You don't get up. upset. Did you like it? Yeah. I mean, I thought it lacked. The last, uh, five minutes were
Starting point is 00:18:16 pretty intense because Winnipeg's pushing hard and they finally pull the goalie. The chances all over. Yeah, but I mean, to that point. I didn't think it was, I mean, it wasn't going to measure up to those game sevens for sure, but I didn't mind it. I see what, uh, I guess when you have teams coming off those kinds of highs, maybe, like I didn't expect a thriller. And I mean, as far as Rattman, the one is a, pretty nifty tip. The one, go figure that Helibuck makes an unbelievable save at the side of the net. And Rantan's the one white shirt in a sea of blue jerseys
Starting point is 00:18:50 and he has one hand to kind of just knife it in. And then another one goes off at Jets player and in. So it's as though the bounces, maybe even themselves out a little bit over time. With the hockey gods are like, enjoy round two in a pig, but just so we can not get too carried away here. playing enough games with bouts are going to even out i guess so unless for the calgary flames yeah still
Starting point is 00:19:12 waiting for those mouths there anyway so yeah we're the buffalo sabers sabers are the winnipeg jets of the you got eric stall now though so that's a bit some bounces i the uh radio personalities didn't think it was much of a game okay darrell rave i saw i thought it was similar to what we saw emminton vegas um better than that like that one got pretty sleepy i thought Lunders took over. It was like, Vegas can't generate anything now. So there you have it.
Starting point is 00:19:49 That's our deep comprehensive. That's our analysis. Thank God the Leafs lady was here. Otherwise, kind of a slow start. Yeah. This would be a bit of a slow start to a show. I had like a jack size parley dependent on only,
Starting point is 00:20:01 I'd hit four of the five. And she had one more shot from Wyatt Johnston in the last 40 minutes of the game. Wyatt. What? Wyatt. You don't hit a lot of jacksize parley. So when you get a shot away, you get excited maybe i bet kept my interest yeah it's always one guy does help jack what did you say in the uh
Starting point is 00:20:19 in the in the pre show today about uh where you're gonna be maybe turning your attention your fandom oh yeah i'm done with hockey i'm going NBA fan okay jack says i'm gonna start watching NBA i'm done with i'm done with the leaves the oilers i'm done with this show if that's what you're doing oh oh oh oh geez take it back okay he's not taking the back um What I find is that we do start to hit a wall here pretty quick as the field. It is weird. Round three can be a little. Very sleepy.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Sleepy. Unless it's one of your horses that's left. It's a lot of hockey. You watch it every night for essentially a month and a half at that point. Less games on the schedule. Yeah. You never have gems. Here's a question.
Starting point is 00:21:03 And I'm eating this one, Dean. Oh, so I'm hitting them. Is it because the guys are a little more tired at that point? I think so. I think the attrition is a real thing. Round one, everyone's shot out of a can, and round three, everyone's taped together. They have plenty of nutrition.
Starting point is 00:21:17 It's very focused. Nutrition, they have high in... New, ah, new. Oh, sorry. I didn't know what the hell you're talking. I like, Tara, first time, long time. This has been your NBA update. There's more today.
Starting point is 00:21:32 That's about as deep as we got. Thank you, Tara, for that. I appreciate it. It's the opposite with the NBA tournament. I can't say how many years. The first round is just like, no upsets, boring, boring. And I'm sure there's exceptions to the rule.
Starting point is 00:21:41 but that seems to get at least a little better as it goes, because guys aren't playing through all the crap that hockey players. If we continue this, I'm leaving. I'm not talking. I'm kind of with rest. I was going to. I was actually, I'm not into talking.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I don't know what round they're in. I mean, if there, is there eight teams left? Is there, I don't have any. I couldn't tell you. Is Oklahoma City in it?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah, they're very good. Oh, are they? Okay. Game seven of the finals, if it's raining out. and I'm at home.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Yeah. Got some drama because we have two heavily, heavily favorite teams down. We're still talking. Dunks and dimes? We had, Are there any trays? Jack,
Starting point is 00:22:27 I can't stay. I've got a pissy care and security. Go for a drink. Get the out of here. This is what we're doing nowadays. I actually had the radio on this morning, driving my dog kid. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:22:40 And they had a someone on, no, driving my kids through. And they had a sport on and had to talk about it. And I'm like, thank Christ. I don't have to do that. Can you give us a hint at what sport? No, I don't want to insult.
Starting point is 00:22:55 You wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. And here, and then I wind up talking NBA, Jack. Red asked this morning if we could go and do the show at Bass Pro Shops by the tank, by the water tank. About the aquarium. They're going to walk the platform? No, I, I, I want to go. went to the one in Nashville, which was incredible and like insane. Same here.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Are they all the same size tank with the same weird looking fish and stuff? Because the ones down there, there was all kinds of dinosaur looking shit. I think they'd be more maybe regional. Yeah. Indigenous to that area. Proved. Sure. I'm just wondering.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Have they got some? Like there was this fish with this long snout. The northern pike. AI that shit. Find out for us. Is there any pike at the Nashville Cabellas? Those are gars. That's the gaw.
Starting point is 00:23:42 That was a guy. The long nose gar. that's right gar the only reason i know that is because if i built a car it'd be the long nose guy you'd call it a gar no it's a child's book but it does have gar in go get it for your kids for austin's kid zania oh starving love a caddy loves i mean i'm like garfield you know Hey. Oh, I went and got treatment on my shoulder. It hurts.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Oh, he's got a bruising. Put it away. What was the treatment? Settled out. And why did it start with a five of your box? Already, Doc? Like right off the start? Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Shoulders up here. God, rubber glove, I guess. All right. Temper check. I was going to say, let's pivot. Let's do whatever you want today. Shift to fold. Shift your focus.
Starting point is 00:24:39 What do you want to talk about? Fishing. Damon Lankow's kid got drafted at the Moose Jaw War. Congrats. Where to go, Damon Lanko. Derek. Derek Lanko. And I was it.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Derek's birthday party in Scottsdale, Arizona. And we went to the jousting. Yes, medieval times. If you've never been to medieval times, you're a loser. It's terrific. I surprised my family. I've said, we're going someplace. You'll never guess what it is.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Scottsdale thing. I think they have locations for us. There's some in Dallas. It's called LARPING. Is that the thing? You go and you sit in a section. So we were in the red section. And you eat your food with your hands.
Starting point is 00:25:18 They give you a wooden goblet for your drink. Right. You get like your quarter chicken and stuff like that. You're at court. And then the knights come out on horseback. So we got Red Knight. Going against Blue Knight. Let's go here.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Screaming and yelling at Red Night. They're like playing up to the fans. They got the Queen or whatever. The damsel up. Yes. Oh, man. Seats. This is an organized thing.
Starting point is 00:25:41 It's absolutely. Because they do this in Montreal, but everyone just high as a kite playing bongo drums and they're just nerds. No, that's not. Okay. That's different. Medieval nights in Montreal is completely different. No one's high as a kite.
Starting point is 00:25:52 There's longer. That's that where there's nerds. Masks. Yeah. They dress up on weekends. Yeah. Pretend to have fights. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:03 This is not that. It's actual horses. I'm salat-al-lop. No, you're a nerd. Get out of my way. And you were there, but you're not a nerd. I had heard about it. I've not seen it, maybe once, yeah, many months ago, right?
Starting point is 00:26:14 You kind of got to, it's kind of like circus to see it once. You're good. Yeah. Congratulations, Derek. And probably, yeah. Chase. Congrats, Austin on your daughter. Chase, Joe.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Um, anything else? I saw that there were, uh, three rounds last night. I'm just, what do you want to? Does we do not need to do it? man the axman shit pumped the saber cats last night you're like this this is what we do you know like this three norstars got drafted in the first round and uh never mind the old spend a million dollars that you put your kids in school zero in the first round interesting development yeah w h old all the yeah yeah and by tomorrow we should have an update on the aiden kaden jaden hayden god i
Starting point is 00:27:00 can't wait for that still i couldn't get today but it's not sure it's on some paul's still going Any aides or Haydons you're pulling for? What about fishing trips? Did anyone text in, Jack? Jack, if you've got a boat yet. I got a boat. No, not yet. How's the, I got a zodiac, but I'm concerned.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Slowly, Dean. I can't decide if it's the fluctuation and the temperature that's causing. It will do that. Yeah. I'm going to fish and do. You know what you do to test that? A little water, a little bit of soap. Do you have it inflated?
Starting point is 00:27:35 All the time? I just blew it up. Oh, I see. I see. We haven't put it in the lake. Because it... Well, my guess is, you've taken very good care of it.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Oh, you didn't probably just haul it out of the lake and just toss it into the corner of the garage where it could possibly be punctured or anything. I know. Washed it. Yeah. Put it back in its case. Yeah, I would check the warranty. It's probably some faulty manufacturing. Probably at the cause of the root of all that, I guess.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Jack, what would you like to talk about today? did start with that NBA thing and it really sent things. I'm curious, actually, if Jack has rebounded. Therapy is not a one-day thing. So let's work through yesterday's issues. Are we back to even, even, Stephen, no, even, how are we feeling? No, we're still pretty pissed off about the whole thing. Is there anything that, do you think if you did what my idiot brother and his buddies did?
Starting point is 00:28:34 like if you phoned the Steelers just this went on the website and phone and said hey i need to talk to mike if you could get through i think i just got to figure out how to become the next gm of the Steelers i think working on this podcast probably the best way to do it yeah personally you were you and your buddies do you say that theo vaughn got a start on our show at the radio that's not it's not really what i said um it's quite i feel like that's what you said no because rat was like who Who's the, you know, that guy, the, Or some discouraging guy? Who's the Hillbilly?
Starting point is 00:29:09 What's his? No, it was not. I think he's great. Trump, on us, Theo Vaughn. So what's like, what's his story? And I said,
Starting point is 00:29:17 we had him on the radio show. And you said, well, that's how we got, that's why he's big is because he was on our show. No, it just goes to show that he was at a level one time
Starting point is 00:29:29 where before he was interviewing Donald Trump. So he was sitting in a into suburb. Something more? Yeah. Meanwhile, we've done this. What I've got a drum coming on or talking to the president. We're above a salon in Mardaloup. Where they're digging up the roads again.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah. Big dig. Big dig. They hit a gas line yesterday. Oh, that sounds safe. And can we not renew this lease this time? Are they? So this is a professional outfit, right?
Starting point is 00:30:02 Well, they're supposed to be. I'm not sure. city's in charge. They're in a fucking gas line? Yeah, not good. Oh boy. Sorry for the F. That's another one.
Starting point is 00:30:10 But that's shoddy work right there. Did the gelato place open at all? Because I saw they were taking stuff out of it yesterday. There's a new person now there. Yeah. I felt really bad. A new person with the same gelato? Different.
Starting point is 00:30:23 It's not a gelato. It's not gelato. Someone went to open a gelato place. It's winter. Down from us. And it was set to open, never opened. Winter hit. There's no gelato.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah, I don't. I think there was every a gelato serving. Someone just flushed like a hundred grand and was like. So this was a money laundering operation. No, it was a screw. Oh, prove it. Everything's on the up and up with you.
Starting point is 00:30:47 It's kind of just leaning into the, you know, the construction and the street being under repair for the entire existence of the company. Might have had something to do with them not opening. And what they're, because what they're trying to accomplish down here is what they did down there with the cobblestone type of thing.
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's real quick, right? It doesn't take any time to lay down. Which is the shits. Yeah. Could we get just back to some smooth concrete? That'd be great. Like it was? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Oh. They'll dig up the cobblestone and then. And with better parking and, oh man, I felt for the gelato people. I did. We were walking out yesterday. I love gelato.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Are they taking? It's been wild. That's a freezer. They've got it all the stuff out of there. Never got to open. You got to do that in the middle of the night when no one's watching. Then he's hawk that stuff on eBay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Maybe we should start buying up all the businesses around here. And then in 10 years when this is... Dean wants to own more of Marta Lund. That's right. Yeah, I'd like to spend more time here. If we could just get more assets on this block. Yeah. Spend hundreds more on fuel driving from my house to Mardaloo.
Starting point is 00:31:49 It's not going to happen for much longer. I've about hit a wall with that. Although the cost fuel's gone down. That's been nice. Great. Supposed to jump today? Okay. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:31:58 What are you paying about? So it doesn't affect rich pricks of growing up in downtown Calgary's life. My community shows as long as I do notice the price of gas. You saying it's good, it's kind of like, well, are you ignoring the layoffs that are occurring in the old batch? It's like, it cuts both ways. That's my only thought.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Ryan cares. Oh, sorry, Mr. Politics. No politics there. Is the price of gas down? Why? The price oil's down. It's not what I was saying. So let's jack the price of gas up
Starting point is 00:32:29 so that, see, this is what happens. This is what happens. Jack. Jack, when you get us on the NBA, this is what happens. How about that, Nino, Nider, I are hell of a backhand, eh? He's a Swiss, he is. Where's Sven? That's the song.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Holy holly ho. You don't have it. I loved that one. I bet you just got it in there. I don't. If you could play one, I just couldn't think of one. What do you call that?
Starting point is 00:32:55 A game show? A game show. If you could like Jeopardy or a little fortune, what would it be? Jack, you start. I completely missed a question. Pirates just fired their coach. What the hell is wrong with you? A pirates fired the coach?
Starting point is 00:33:10 Because he's done a shitty job with that nucleus. That's just. Why aren't you hitting more, coach? Those up and comers that they're loaded up with. Give us more. How dare they? What was his name? Derek Shelton.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Sounds a great word. It does. That was really much. I was sorry. I was just saying because there was nothing to talk about today. If you could go on. a game show. Which game show would you go on?
Starting point is 00:33:39 What? Do you think you could have success? It's not Jeopardy. Nope. It's definitely not Will Forge because he can't spell. But there's got to be somewhere. I think like family feud he might be good at. Oh, I'd like to see his family on them.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Hey? I was going to say it's probably. The podiatrist? With the bad feet and the podiatrist together. Oh. That would be good. Who would you have hosting it? Because they've gone through like what, Drew Carey, Steve,
Starting point is 00:34:06 Harvey and then there was your original. Don't go out. He said I was going to win $10,000. Are those things still a go? I know they are. I'm just saying. At what age do you start turning those on? Like Drew Carey was doing prices right.
Starting point is 00:34:20 He's making a ton of dough. Making a ton of dough. A ton of dough. I know because at some point you turn that shit on. And then once you turn it on, you're a staple. Done. That is on for 20 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Because you hit a wall. and you can't move and your brain goes to mush and now you're watching Drew Carey. I was going to make fun of my brother because he always watches Jeopardy and all the ads are like 80 year old vitamins and like those open up bathtubs and shit that you can wheel into it.
Starting point is 00:34:50 You're in your 30s. What are you doing? I was going to say, you know who liked that? It was Aaron Rogers, but then that's going to pull away at the wounds there for Jack. Is he still going to show up there? I don't know where we're at on Aaron Rogers. Yeah, where are we, Jack?
Starting point is 00:35:03 Like is he? just holding the Steelers hostage or are they like look we're going to I feel like once they traded maybe too much Iowa pickens it's like maybe they're out on Rogers now it's like look screw it we'll be bad we'll draft a quarterback maybe Rogers didn't like pickins now they're in on Rogers and they'll be happy to maybe they're going to hire Blake Sheld and Greg Jennings over and run things Boba Franks will be playing tight end all Aaron's old buddies now what was that fella making that got canned on the pirates yeah maybe he's He's pumped today like the college guys.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yes. Thank God. Not that much. Pirates are cheap. They are cheap. She's making a million bucks. Baseball's easy. Cheap's chimes.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Watch the curve there. Watch the curve there. Hey, put the barrel of the ball. Thanks, coach. Need some hits here. Those dynamite bats or whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Those no ones there. They're, yeah. Should we quit? Vinanova. You're on a heater. Yeah. Vinova.
Starting point is 00:36:08 It's also about Venova. You don't want to have dynamite rigs? You ought to be in a nova. I can say this. I had a slight panic attack about 5 a.m. this morning. My whoop went off. Whoa. Nothing for Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:36:22 So this is a lovely spot to go and take care of that issue. I feel like we do a good job of reminding. We bring it up fairly regularly around these sorts of things, the Christmases. Mother's Day is one of them. Valentine's Day is a big one, but this is also a big one. You might be,
Starting point is 00:36:41 oh, well, maybe mom doesn't, I'm not getting my mom diamonds. Well, somebody better get her diamond. Somebody better get her diamonds. To do as I say, not as I do. Because I can tell you,
Starting point is 00:36:49 but then I always forget. I can tell you what doesn't work, and that's the card from Home Depot. Do they have those? They just start. I thought of this idea a decade ago. I'm like, I don't know they have like Valentine's cards in the store.
Starting point is 00:37:05 What a saving grace this would be. Then I tried it out. And Epic fail. Oh, no. Apparently it doesn't cut the mustard, Dean. The DeWalt power screw joke on the card didn't go on the card. No. They got a couple light bulbs and this year, like a deck or card.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Yeah, diamonds. Diamonds are made the way to go. And the thing with Labgrown, which that is what Viena Nova is all about, 100%. Labgrown diamonds, the best in the city. specialists you could call them. The savings, substantial, 50, 75, sometimes 80% off what you will spend
Starting point is 00:37:43 on a earth dug up piece of whatever. Pain in the arse, diamond. Dirty, dirty, dirty. These are made in a laboratory. Pristine, you say something? White coats. White coats. Pristine. Very sanitary. Perfection. Parking. That too. That helps say. Perfection
Starting point is 00:38:05 and parking. That's what you get with Viena Nova. located in the market mall. It's good mom. What time do they open? Jack? They never close. I don't know that's wrong. Careful.
Starting point is 00:38:22 You don't my mom asked for her for Mother's Day? Diamonds? Barn burner merch. Come on. Well. Silly goose. Oh, I could get her some beer. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah, just photos close. That's a bill. I'll see. just fill her up. Get her just bent. What was I, what did I ask? What game show did Jack want to be on?
Starting point is 00:38:55 What time is Vinova open? Because of them all. I have to be in the far side of town tomorrow. And I thought maybe. He's a busy guy this, right? It's not that far from here. Just a, I know.
Starting point is 00:39:09 That's a. Yeah, just top on the crow and away you go. Pop, Bunkrow, and away you go. Hop on crow and away you go. 7.5 kilometers away. Open. Get it to the origin playoff pack.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Yeah, there you go. That's kind of merchie. Nice t-shirt. I'm wearing mine today. A four pack of Barnburner blonde, a four pack of afterburner pale ale, and one of those. It's my beautiful fucking bad ones.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Yeah. Did it. One of those lovely Barn Burner origin t-shirts. How am I 45? What? Is that what it was? 45 bucks for all of that. Goodness.
Starting point is 00:40:00 It's crazy. Jack, you'd be stupid not to. Jack, don't be stupid. Don't be stupid, Jack. Look at how happy he is. That could be your mom. That's an Aden. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:11 It's not your mom. I don't know if you got drafted. Cool. Go online. That's how you want to do that. Just go to the website, originbrewing. while supplies last. What size of a shirt is your mom?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Don't be going that day. Big enough to house her big. Okay. It's mom. We're going to get canceled anyway. Stop as well. Do the three show. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Merch. It is. Great shot. He's happy. He's happy. He's got the hat on. the tanks in the back. The tanks in the background.
Starting point is 00:40:52 He's a bit of a glow there. Yeah. He's a sweet boy. He's a good boy. They're all sweet boys out there. Girls, good people. Up in the report. Why not?
Starting point is 00:41:05 Yeah, we've gone through all the hard hitting stuff. So let's get to that dog bed. That's right. Gotta be time for some crocodiles or snakes. Village, Honda, new install. inventory on the ground plus just some of the best selection of pre-owned vehicles you're going to find they're part of the wood automotive group you can drive around I don't know
Starting point is 00:41:30 what I'm going to go here or you could just go to village and sit down with a member of the representative it kind of here's what we're we're not sure brand specific we don't know if CRV or what are we doing this let's have it let's have a little a chin wag why don't we get a nice tasting coffee and have a seat yeah let's talk this over we've got this database with all the wood automotive group dealerships and we'll just call them through it and see what makes sense for you and then give you hell of a deal they're going to hit them i need a hell of a deal you give you hell of a deal you grind and anthony for a yeah well i got yes absolutely yeah good on good on pin the rindinds in the rind over to flames
Starting point is 00:42:21 nation for more writing Well, since we got the draft lottery done, now let the mock drafts begin. Oh, because that's just around the corner. Yeah, it's only two months away. Well, a little less than that. I don't know if that's around the corner. That's, there's a draft today. We can update that later.
Starting point is 00:42:43 But yeah, here's Pike. Well, they know where they're picking. Oh, kind of. Kind of. Kenny. They know one of their picks. Toronto wants to take care of Florida that leave two pretty good spots to pick rather than go leaves go that's what i always say we've always said around here the blue jersey you're
Starting point is 00:42:59 yeah look at my jersey white for life that's right got a little trivia for you fellas i saw this one and it but 10 seconds in i got a massive smile on my face so just let me know when it all clicks for you all right player started in chicago went to calgary then montreal anaheim columbus finished a career in colorado got it and smile lack libish There's only one. Retro. Gotta be right. I was thinking about him last night because I saw Brent Seabrook and Duncan Keith at a
Starting point is 00:43:32 rink 10 days ago. And then I was thinking about Colona and because Seabrook lives next to, to, can I say his name? Yeah. Borky. And Borky's place in West Colonna is gorgeous. And he only bought it for so much. But now it's worth way, way, way. So he didn't buy a shock in the mosquito woods like you did and then give it to his parents.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Oh, but I remember telling my friends, you can't get. this kind of value in Colonna. Guys, you don't get it. This is the greatest place in the world. You wait. 10, 15 years from now. Yeah, it's boom. Colona is going to be it, it's just going to be a ghost town.
Starting point is 00:44:07 All of the Illuminati are going to be making their way to Northern Sask. Yeah, they'll have the mosquito thing sort in no time. So it was what, a second rounder? I'm trying to remember what the deal. Trade was, yeah. They got him to Calgary. I hated him in Chicago. And he was in the Camilleri deal.
Starting point is 00:44:24 He was a pretty strong. And he's the one that got me onto Spiro's pizza. Oh, good pizza. Oh, real good pizza. And he was the one that introduced me to alpeno pepperoni. Really? I blew my mind. Anyway, I saw that thought of you, right?
Starting point is 00:44:44 And boom, because you guys both have a love affair with René. That's kind of indifferent to René. I don't know that I feel necessarily. It was just a unique guy. I feel like you're indifferent to life at certain points. Most of it right now. No, Reni was one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:45:00 It's not to, you know, crush the guy, but I think he was leading the team in goals at the time and his second or whatever in team scoring. And I was, we were doing a scrum with them one day.
Starting point is 00:45:11 And he was asked, that's just good, you know, to offer up some, you know, some secondary scoring to kind of be there. It's like, you're kind of the primary score right now.
Starting point is 00:45:22 supposed to be the guy. Fucking nobody else here, dude. He can't be trusted, though. You need to score. I can't be trusted. Well, again, you hate to pile on and go. Yeah, yeah. But when you take your good bud that you play with out to the beautiful track of Prittis.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Right. For a round of golf with your other good bud. Yeah. You're going to have a match. And the bud that the hockey player brings says he's an eight, but he's no, golf pro. Handicap and fraction. And they take you for some Some dough
Starting point is 00:45:58 There's a term for that, right? Is there? Yeah, it's called sandbag. Oh, you rot. Mother. Says that right. Oh, it's not good. It's the dirtiest word in the book.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I had no idea. It's because you don't do it, Dean, and you love golf. I tell everybody right off the bat how good I am. Facts are facts, boys. We're going to sugarcoat this. What's your handicap? Yes. A billion.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Golf. For the most part. Right after life, it's golf. That's where my handicaps lie. The NHL is announcing a quarter century team. I was hoping they were releasing another award thing because they were sprinkling them. Right. Yeah, the year underwards.
Starting point is 00:46:44 No, not that. And congrats to Jerome Gindler, one of the first six players named to the quarter century team. 25 players for 25 years. the six announced today all debuted in the 90s. Because of course when you get a quarter century, some are going to just barely get in, some are going to be still playing, some are going to play entirely in that.
Starting point is 00:47:04 These are the six skaters, the first six named the quarter century. Because they're the six that started before 2000. It's a slow release. They're coming up with reasons. Love slow. No, that quick action. Some of that slow release.
Starting point is 00:47:17 If only 25, because it's 25 players? That's correct. If only that was divisible by, any number that's a prime number I'm sure yeah that's pretty good deep pair there isn't it
Starting point is 00:47:28 I'm terrible with math Lyds shrub and Shara it's an amazing list I don't know how you break it down they're doing a poor job of it Salani very good Thornton yes Sackick Joe
Starting point is 00:47:41 Sackick and the greatest slam of all time that's a good start I don't know So is that the bottom 25 no they're kind of going Colonel Lange. The oldest.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Probably oldest guys there. And, yeah, so stay tuned for more. I know you're jacked. I wouldn't miss it. If you case you missed it. Here's what, you know, very good flame.
Starting point is 00:48:06 There would be a ton of kids out there that don't know who this guy is. They might know or have heard his name. I'm not joking. That's how fast it had. When did he leave here? It does happen quick. He would have left. If you're 10 years old, you never seen Jerome McGillard.
Starting point is 00:48:21 2013. did he leave? Maybe not, maybe not so much in Calgary, but what if you threw out a Nick Lidstrom? Nick Lidstrom, nobody,
Starting point is 00:48:30 he knows, I did that last year in Buffalo. I'm like, I said to my team, you guys, remember, what? Well, yeah,
Starting point is 00:48:39 and your, you're your dummy kids met Rob Blake, like, who's Rob Blake? Didn't know the player or the GM. It's not a slight. I'm just saying it is at that point now where he has been gone,
Starting point is 00:48:50 there's 10 year olds out there that are going, I feel like you could almost play our game of Ask Jack. I wonder if Jack, have you heard of you? Yes, of course. Did you know Charra? That was one of the best days of my life when he got traded to the pens. That's right. That was horrible.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Now, I am a little confused by the stat on the bottom right. 20 goal seasons. It's pretty straightforward, Ryan. So he had at least a goal. He had goals. He had 20 seasons with goals. 20 seasons. Go look up his.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Did he ever? score zero. I don't recall when he was retired, but no, you're right. Every year was a goal season. Thank you, NHL. Quarter century team. This is right on. Great work. It's a great start. It's nice. They're important now to release it as well. This seems like a, well, they knew that you'd be trying to slide into NBA today. So they got to drop this nugget right. Yeah. First, second round, opening matchups, time for the. All right. Let's let's do the original Quarter century. Team. Celebrating their players.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Good job. Joel Quenville is going to be the new head coach of the Anaheim Ducks. It's from Drager this morning, 813. We'll see how this unfolds. Indications are Joel Quinville, going to be the next head coach
Starting point is 00:50:10 in Anaheim. Suggestions of an announcement today. Dregor goes on to explain, yeah, this isn't your normal hire, and we all understand why. It's been a long time since Joel coached in the league. and the Anaheim Ducks saying, sources suggesting they did an extensive background check specific to the Cal Beach case, including work. Quinville's done to reform from mistakes made during that time.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Also the first candidate Anahm spoke with after firing Cronin. It's not really our job to say whether someone should come back or not. But the Ducks done some work and spent a long, long time since Joel's coached in this league. He was with Florida and left. Bruno took over. Remember that? Quenville has announced as the new head coach today. If it happens, it'll be 1,288 days since he resigned from the Panthers.
Starting point is 00:50:58 It's three and a half years. Thanks, Mark. What do we care? It's just been a while. Okay. It's a very good coach. It's been a while since he's a coach. It's been three and a half years since the coach.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah, that's actually, I do agree with that. Yeah. Oddly enough, I watched a show about, uh, that had a duck reference in it, a wooden duck. Duck Dynasty? No. DJ Quack. The agency.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Watch it, Jack. But it's important context. Like, you, we. Yeah, because if it was 1,275 days, it'd be like, oh, that's about the time. Yeah. Not a big deal. But now it's like 1288.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Whoa. And it's like, and he wore number 12 and won 88 cups. Starned a clock starting to tick here on this Joel Quendville thing. I'm seeing a pattern here. Oh, good for Joel. That boy, Mark. Let's move along. Eight lots of views, too.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I mean, people just cried. Just immediately. at the 827. I pressed screenshot of 828. Can't let that get stale. Results from last night, we showed you this. Leafs win, stars, win. Leifes have a 2-0 lead.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Question is, what about Tony? What about Anthony stole ours? This massive net monitor that Rhett doubted way back in the fall. When we told him, don't worry about the Leafs goaltending, it's good enough. There was a kid in lacrosse yesterday that stood in the net and took one right in the jibbs.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Oh, dear. He didn't go anywhere. he was fine. Just battled through it. But did he get elbowed by Sam Bennett after? Absolutely. He's just battled through the concussion symptoms.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Just a hundred mile an hour elbow. Taping Advil, is that your advice? No, because he's clearly hurt or he'd be playing. Yeah, traveling,
Starting point is 00:52:39 not even traveling. Not traveling to Florida. They have not called it a concussion, but to get cleared at the NHL, it's a week. Buck of Mark's not paying for the, Chuck of Marka. Mark does we even know
Starting point is 00:52:52 that this, man is? We know that that's who he says he is. Yes. We see him. Well, you can't just AI that? Please. I don't trust this.
Starting point is 00:53:02 It could be fake Mark Masters. There is a chance of that. And maybe he is traveling to Florida. We'll only have to wait and see. There'll be no other way to confirm it tonight. He run into bed 365 with shoddy info. I like just kind of looking a little deeper for Brubi. I haven't even seen him today.
Starting point is 00:53:18 So I haven't seen him. I got straight to the airport. What do you want? I haven't seen him. I got shit. I got shit to do. I don't know. He's not coming.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I'm not carrying his bag. I don't know what he wants to tell you. I'm not his roommate. If I see him, I'll talk to him and we'll see if you're starting. Have you seen him? Because I haven't seen. Mark, is that you, Mark? I'm Mark Masters.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Are you sure, Mark? That's you. Have you seen him? That's the latest in that series. Nico Rantanan had a night for the ages. In fact, his third night in a row for the ages. The Power Forward nicknamed the Moose has factored in on each of the team's. Is that his nickname?
Starting point is 00:53:52 Yes. I don't like it. I think it was first in Miko. So Miko. Mousse. Or he's finished. That's correct. A lot of my moose and.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Mice. His hair. Moose is singular. Meese. Yeah, a lot of mees. Heads gel. Elks. Finland connected to Russia.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Yes. It is the eastern most of the. The fin bone. Connected to the bone. No, not the Russian bone. Scandinavian? Anyway, he scored. The party bones connected to the drinking bone.
Starting point is 00:54:27 That's what I learned from Tracy Byrd the other day on. How's this for company? Radio. Most consecutive goals scored or assisted on in playoff history. Moose. 12. Next closest, Mario. Mario.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Mario. Arshan the moose. Middleton, Moose. The flower makes me think of a moose. The flower is a little more aggressive. And Norm Moose Ollman at ACE. From no, Norm from Moose Jaw,
Starting point is 00:54:55 Saskatchewan, that's right. I can probably hit that for you if you'd like. Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Thank you for that. Now, did you see Mario, because he was the prior leader. Mario Moose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:06 How many games did? Because he was the original leader. Oh, you're really begging for it. Nine. Thank you. 12 now is the new record. Mario, you can have a seat. Sure.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Tonight. Today for. Why not? Can I just pause here for one second? Because I keep giggling to myself that we're a sports show. Kind of. And we showed the Scottish chick and random people tweeting. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Can we show it again? That's what we've. Can we do it again? We showed the six of some list of something. But I appreciate your four seven moment, Mario 71. I need some pheromones. That's, I mean, can we end the show on it?
Starting point is 00:55:47 One more with this. Which is the better. What? Did you like the first? one where she's a little subdued but does I think it's great buildup where you go back to back with this is where you're in a low point and this is just shows when you stick the stick
Starting point is 00:56:00 toward of this of the scottes. I like William Wallace. William Wall. She's William Wall. She's stuck to it. She's learned. She's staying away from the Leafs. She's just for the boys now.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Yeah. For the boys. Yeah. His, uh, Rattan's goals per game. Only second to Mario, all time playoff history. That's leaping incredible.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Good for him. Okay, tonight's games. This is why the stat nerds are good. Get excited. GM and. Because that's that. Game two. Which one am I getting excited for?
Starting point is 00:56:34 I don't want to watch the first one and I refuse to watch the second. So it's going to be hard to get excited. Great news. We've got some games Friday night. No games tonight, I guess. No games tonight. Wow. May the 8th be with you.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Washington Carolina, the first. And I agree with Barnet. be I think Carolina is going to s pump these capitals. So after they lose tonight, it's going to be worse. Now, always cool when your team's in the playoffs. It's like, geez, it's tough to get to get home. But what if I, to another market? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Sometimes it's like you mix in a trip. I get these flight points, get to see a new building, cheer on my team in enemy territory. But sometimes they can get hostile in enemy territory. And so these oilish fans, we've seen fighting each other in Edmonton, they'd probably team up and have to defend themselves against the Vegas Fates. Let's go check. I know, that's two others.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Bob's stopping through it. Won't get up though. Really good now, right? That's all finger point. Oh, David. He's going to go. Hey. Does he got like a Reebok of practice jersey on?
Starting point is 00:57:47 And that security is like, yeah. No, that's one of the old, remember, Ryan Whitney wore those. Bad years. Oh, yeah. Work off with the pinstriens there. That's just 12. Five, six, seven, eight. Seven was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Nine got them in the year there. Like, Dave, that's kind of soft. And then look, I'm gonna, hey, I'll give you a what for here. If you, you son of a, hey, ho, don't make me. You just got punched in the face nine times. Those two went to that game together.
Starting point is 00:58:17 They're on a day here. That's my dad. That's my dad. That's my dad. Don't worry about it. this is just normal. I'm there. He's just, you have to.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Here are the guys there. And this guy's like, what? What's going on here? Like you've got all the lottery balls. You got all the stars. You might actually finally do something with all them. And you're fighting each other on the road.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Like what the hell's going on up there? I don't like this at all. It's friendly fire. Don't like it at all. Classy though. That's all that culture they get. In the cap. That's what the guy.
Starting point is 00:58:52 That's what that guy's asked. Well, what else are we supposed to be doing right now? This is what? It's a TV time out. What do you, what do you guys do? Popcorn.
Starting point is 00:59:00 I've been cut off. What am I supposed to do? Not fight? I mean, I'm not getting out of my seat. I'm going to, but still, it's time to fight.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Yeah, we don't, we don't throw in the, I don't want to take away your view. Yeah. No, you guys are great. I fucking love Vegas.
Starting point is 00:59:16 This is awesome. Let's get some baseball, shall we? About time. If you're squeamish, Dean, definitely watch this. Here we go. Reds outfielder, Tyler Callahan. Oh, arms go bent that way.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Oh, no. We're bad. He got it, though. He makes the catch. No, watch he did, but here, hang on, hang on. So there's now two out. Well, hang on. He does catch it, but look what happens.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, no. And what do you think the Ump said? Soft. He didn't hold it long enough. That's a foul ball. Oh, he made the catcher broke his arm. That's the disrespect you get when you're a Cincinnati red. Only place where it's probably be in Pittsburgh Pirate right now.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Don't even have a manager. I feel for that guy. NBA update time. Let's get to it. Really nothing quite like a scintillating NBA game when it's close to 30 seconds left. You know those next 27 minutes are going to be 10. Hey, Jack, that's what you're long. Yes, can't wait.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Need some of that. And then here's the thing, because you know, why it takes so long, you start fouling each other. Then they got to shoot the foul shots. Oh, they're calling timeouts. So here's what the foul shots are looking like in the playoffs. He's the best teams left in the NBA, all right? It's 2003.
Starting point is 01:00:35 They only have 13, but the outsports. It's good. Warm up. You almost reach the rim, this guy, so it's a big boy. Right. Here to go. I know. Did he want to do that?
Starting point is 01:00:48 Oh, no. It doesn't look like it. It's nailed it. Perfect. Right through. You didn't even notice a switch. Would always have these crazy claims. Like,
Starting point is 01:00:56 I can obviously make 80 out of 100 free throws. And he's like, well, you might be like a decent athlete walks. I don't think you're making 80 out of 100. I know he's better than this guy. I know he can do that. Coach,
Starting point is 01:01:07 what did you think about Robinson's? Yeah. Oh. So bad. Damn. It almost doesn't even. Nobody seems to pretend. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Oh, dang. Dang it. So the Knicks are huge underdogs in the series. They came back from down 20 in game one. They're down here. They come back and win this game. They're up 2-0 in Boston on the road. And Karen's security guard is done with it.
Starting point is 01:01:41 You should show them your sign. They're not feeding matches. Oh, shit. Yeah. Look a dude. Four, baby. Four. Four.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Rix and four. Rixon four. They're like, all right. I love basketball. I'm with you, Jack. This is great. And it feels weird that someone would tell you the Knicks would be up. See, I feel like I, it doesn't feel weird at all because I don't know who the Knicks are.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I'm not the equivalent for you. Okay. I'm, I'm, I deal with that ding bat every day at some point at the grocery store. If I'm filling up with, like somebody's, could you, what, what is the problem? What is the problem? Is everything okay? What? Security.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Get these guys out. You can't park there. You can't sit there. You can't go there. You can't do it. Shut the fuck off. Karen is not happy. Four.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Nix and four. Karen, Nixon four. What a smile is. What a smile. That's genuine. All right. I wonder what it says in her sign.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Please wait until you bring it closer so I can see it. your seat. Oh, that poor Celtics out shirt. No, screw her. Okay. So the Knicks.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Jack, get her on tomorrow. Fucking Karen. Yeah. Can we get her on? So Karen. So Karen, very disrespectful what those fans were doing to you.
Starting point is 01:03:31 They were cheering. Garden last. Seems like they were really taunting you and making you on. You're just trying to do your job. Go fuck yourself. What don't we give you game five off, sweetie? So this is what's happened.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Okay, we're making sense of it. Being up to O in round two. Unfamiliar territory. See, now you're an NBA guy. You get it. Why did you show this? I'm glad you explained it because I didn't know what you're talking about. There was no way.
Starting point is 01:03:57 The Knicks are good. So to be up to you own the second rounds while. That's there it is. Well, no one cuts through the chaff like Mike Boewe. Out of boy, boves. You do such good work and then you do this. What have we got to start here? Don't run.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Oh, boy. Oh, you don't run the goal. Yes, you do. Clark Wilm did it all the time. So this looks like it's the final moments of the game. And, yeah, I mean, just don't run the goalie. It's kind of one of those things in hockey, unless you're a will. And now it's.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Oh, and he really backed up. You don't run the goal if you're not ready to stand in there. A lot of people trying to find him. Look at 89. He's like, well, yeah, I guess. I loved it with one of the guys in junior. I'm running them. You knew it was a goal.
Starting point is 01:04:50 he was going to get him. Even in Europe, right? Line brails and you're on the goalie. It's hockey. How do you say Willem and Slovakia? The most wonderful of sports because no one else
Starting point is 01:05:00 lets this happen. Yeah. Ken Campbell hates it for that reason, but that's awesome. I don't need to talk to Ken. I did yesterday. Lucky you. Not really.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Let's get back to some cutting of trees. Nice little run here for the tree. The tree guys. Well, it's that type of year, right? It really is, Dean. You got a tree. It's the season. Yes.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Very timely stuff here. It's a good thing he was strapped in. Does he do work on roads and is off? But he's not arboring? He got cabonged there. Big time, Cabong. Duck!
Starting point is 01:05:45 Right through the roof. He got a combing and cabing. And that's why you hire a professional. Oh, wait. He is a professional. He's an amateur arborist. What I mean? Arboring. He's on the street. He's working the road systems. Oh, dear. Pop,
Starting point is 01:05:59 pop and gas lines. He's got a neck brace on today like Bobby Hina. Oh, boy. Is that his arm that nearly rips out? He's wearing the harness. Yeah, he's got the harney on. Vinnie de Arnais. Now, we need an update from Dean. You had a little scare with your pooch last week. Yeah. How's how's all bear doing? He's fine. He's stupid, but he's fine.
Starting point is 01:06:28 As long as he's still kind of coughing, but I just, it's, you know, because we got a little video bear. Yeah. He just wants to. He just wants to snuggle. I'm sleeping here. What are you doing? Why are you?
Starting point is 01:06:46 Well, we're a big happy family. I'm feeling better now, dad. Scooch over. You're really good. I'm going to have to sleep here. Jackie, you should get done. Get a dog. Jack, get a dog.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I'm thinking about getting a dog. Get a dog. What kind of dog should I get? I'm like a dog bag. You need a truck and a dog. Are you guys getting a dog? No, if I can have that one back because it'll die faster. Oh, geez, Jack on the show.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Play some music or something. God. It's the Pinder Report. What? That said, there's no guarantee any dog that you get. That's good point. Live longer living at your place. Let's go to Ohio.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Did you feed the dog this week? What dog? Don't they feed themselves? There's lots of food in the fridge. Can help himself. Raccoons are not good animals. No, they're not. Here's great evidence that they're hardened criminals.
Starting point is 01:07:44 This is in Ohio where they get a check for the rainier. Yeah. This is what she's smoking meth in. That's a meth pipe. The raccoon play with her meth pipe. Have a look here because there's a raccoon literally heading the pipe. There's no one. He's kind of a good day, but don't A have a pet.
Starting point is 01:08:07 She hasn't had a good day since 82. Don't smoke meth. And C, definitely don't smoke meth with your raccoon. You live in your vehicle with a raccoon and a meth bike. What a like. All right. My wife's neighbors back on the farm there. They had a meth.
Starting point is 01:08:24 They had a little raccoon. Oh, raccoons got a lab. As a pet. He just hung around the yard. Ringo. breaking bad terrible because the brings that's right because he got the yeah
Starting point is 01:08:35 he was cool they're not cool dangerous it's like anybody you find some people are good and some aren't uh jack and his buddies they love pranking each other Jack was ripping a deuce here taking the browns of the Super Bowl
Starting point is 01:08:51 and defaust and the fellas couldn't get a bigger laugh than this I was going to say ordinarily that'd make you shit your pants but it's too late in that case you're in a perfect spot. No pants to worry about my pants are fine. Uh, can you buy those things up here? I was just going to say, where do we get some fire. Oh, Montana. They got lots. Jack, Montana. Bring us back. Jack, just some smuggling, would you? Is that illegal to bring back fireworks? Yeah, probably. We used to play tag with
Starting point is 01:09:32 Roman candles. I don't think you do what happens after you get tagged. How do you, you're it. You're it. Once you're it, then you light yours. You're on the attack. You're on the attack. back. Okay. Now our buddy, it was more like Dodgeball. Our fan of the show that's been making the art. Let's come up with a couple more.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Okay, yeah, yeah. So I know that he was, you kind of took a shot out of him the other day. He was not happy. He wasn't happening. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just,
Starting point is 01:09:58 you know, said market. Well, now he knows what dealing with Pinders. Because Daryl's in the chat. There's a lot. The Darrell's getting excited here because he's got the moisturizer in the Kleenex.
Starting point is 01:10:10 That's a lot. That's the meat. Look at that curve. Just delete this whole episode. None of that flat. That's the me time moisturizer. It says there. I don't know if you can.
Starting point is 01:10:30 It's my favorite. I don't see that from your vantage point. He loves a good curved. He's a good curved. Good curved brim. Now, we don't know if that's there. just could be some elderly gentleman well there's a guy in the chat that looks exactly like that it always talks about the curve of my hat so i think i get the joke did you notice the
Starting point is 01:10:52 much stress of the first time jack no i did it that's a nice touch oh i don't know i go to next one let's just look at it laugh nice oh we're calf way there look at those we should just be putting posters up around town this sort of stuff how do they know i wear new balance calf way there the pink weights it's good yeah those are some epic calves dino thank you that's your pinned report for thursday you know what's weird is half of that picture is ai and half of it isn't you could decide which that is the pender report a presentation of village on The 2025 hybrid touring CRV in stock, two motor hybrid power train, the econ mode, the eco assist. I mean, you've heard about, we were talking about gas prices already today.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Maybe fire a hybrid in there. The one sports clip we showed was of the basketball player. Missing a, missing a free throw? It's so bad. All day. Is that the only highlight we show? And the guy breaks his arm. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:25 And then it's like, how many. goals do I need to score to make it on Barnburn. You're doing great. I have 14 points in my last four games. And. Yeah, sorry, the raccoon bumped you off. Smoking math. You showed the crack pipe raccoon.
Starting point is 01:12:42 It was smoking math time, Biko. Moose. Next time. Better shot at a real moose. Oh, boy. Tough times. Tough times. Someone makes sure Darrell sees that.
Starting point is 01:12:59 I don't see him in the comments today. Yeah, of all days. Not big, you know, that me time lotion. He's busy. Me time. Me time.
Starting point is 01:13:13 When do you think we'll be able to talk about what's in the works with, right now, I have enough details that we can go on, and it's come together very quickly, and I'm very excited. Because it's weeks away. Like, just it's not that long way,
Starting point is 01:13:27 but I don't want to do it today necessarily, because there's still some things, that we want to nail down before we roll it out. We do have a lot nailed down. There will be some add-ons. And I- Tomorrow? Sure.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Okay. Yeah. I am very excited. We are very excited. Yeah, I'm pumped. You don't really know what's going on. Well, he kind of knows, but he's on the fence. It's classic.
Starting point is 01:13:51 I'm guessing about what's going on and what you're referring to, but no clarity. Jack's in. I'm in. Incredibly large human is in. It's going to be a big. day, a big event. A life event. It's going to be some other interesting people, show familiar with her in. You'll be invited to take part.
Starting point is 01:14:10 Some friends to the show that it's ever met or heard of it. But beer will be there while the playoffs, maybe you're winding down. We'll just be revving up with more of the content you've come to know and expect on Barnburn. Yeah, just quality journalism. That's what we're here to provide. Sports journalists. Yeah, that's right. We report you decide. Talk to our buddy today.
Starting point is 01:14:36 It just feels like a natural that bontan meets would be involved. Yeah, it also might be going to loop in the lawyers at some point. Yeah, Austin's got some. I hate to take away from your new child. I know you've got some stuff going on, but Pinders are going to be doing something stupid. We just really.
Starting point is 01:14:51 The risk mitigation situation. Some advice. Are we allowed to? Let's take a look at the action here. Get in on it with Bet36. five, they got you. Game props, player props, totals, the money line. You can even bet on futures like a series winner, conference champions,
Starting point is 01:15:11 the Stanley Cup champions, and much, much more. Whatever your bet is, it's never ordinary at Bet365. Download the app and get in on the game. Official partner of the Stanley Cup playoffs must be 19 or older. Got some bets. A couple games tonight. Early game, I like the under. Now maybe it was just game one where it took, you know, like,
Starting point is 01:15:31 five periods to get third goal of the game. With the under five and a half, I'm going to dance on at minus one of five between the capitals and the canes. And then the night game, this is a pure happiness hedge. Oilers, money line, McDavid one point, dry saddle one point, parley those altogether plus 170.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Also, maybe one of those. There's a lot of groaning there. What's the, uh, well, just don't bother. Look, I've been putting a lot of weight behind them not winning. and so I've got to try something else. See if that moves the needle the other way. I think we're screwed.
Starting point is 01:16:11 Might be screwed. Yeah. Good luck, Ryan. Thanks, Rhett. I hope you bring it all in. Bring her home, buddy. Happy to do yesterday. What do we have yesterday?
Starting point is 01:16:20 You had Marshan with something. That won the day for us. That's good. Mishan's been good. Pizza buns. That's what I feel like, Dean. Oh, they're good. Tell me about it.
Starting point is 01:16:35 What are we doing? I'm chopping up. A little pepper. oni sticks. Pizza sauce. Mix it all up. Moxeril. Mix it all up.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Cut the bun and a half, put it in the, in the oven, broiler, oven. Straight to broil? Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Yeah. Now, do you like, like the toasted edge? I do. Or do you just want it soft? No, I like the toasted edge.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Yeah. It sucks when the edge is too, because it's a fine line. Then you've got the edge, which is all. kind of, yes. All the cheese is, everything's just kind of. So now you've got the little, the middle of the bun that you're dealing with.
Starting point is 01:17:19 You could have a small town funeral? Because they have epic sandwiches. I went to a funeral Saskatoon, so no, that would be the smallest. I was just that one. No sandwiches, dainties. It's a dainty. Now, what would be considered a dainty? A little bite-sized treats.
Starting point is 01:17:38 Yeah, you're, I don't like that. The Nimo squares and. marshmallow, you know what? Chocolate peanut butter deals and I think you need both. Cookies. Well, I think that they, I've heard that at some, they're kind of going away with that. Because that's, it's a cost incurred by the small town church that they just can't afford. A lot of people dying, a lot of funerals.
Starting point is 01:18:03 And if they're handing out chicken salad sandwiches to every Tom Dick and Harry who's died in their family's coming around. Bread and butter pickle. some ham yeah she did get the triangle sandwiches with no crusts trying to feel lipped in i feel like that's where you're going for your egg salad sandwiches salmon we've talked about this before you uh salmon salad chicken salad that's those are your staples at a small town funeral big urn of coffee some tea some cookies jello there's always a jello dish with the bananas in it I don't get invited to enough funerals, I guess.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Because it's good eating. Oh, yeah, free. And chances by the time you get downstairs in the church, you're starving. It's emotional. Yeah. You go to a wedding. They might charge you for a drink, but you go to a funeral, free food. Yeah, so they're going to take care of you.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Yeah. I think there's some pressure on the back end from the family to maybe make a little donation to the church. No shit. Don't be cheap. See, this is a problem small. towns some of those old bastards real cheap it's hard in a small town buddy what is life life's hard
Starting point is 01:19:17 it's not really it's quite unless you're a farmer you know then you're buying breweries and putting t-shirts together and yeah giving up here I don't want a bad talk farmers so I like to eat it's good food great show for what we're considering what a show jack what do you think of the jack
Starting point is 01:19:36 what's our rating today yeah great show there's a new uh pope oh white smoke White smoke. That's something. Who think they served at that funeral? I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Big salad sandwiches. Oh, it's in Italy. I'll bet you they were the pizzas. He really liked pepperoni. We're going to miss them. So there's a new Pope. Well, that's good. Congrats to.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Hope and the Pope. Him or her. Pope Donald. What do we? Who are we got? I think it's a good name or? That's no idea. we don't.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Well, thanks for that, Jack. Ryan will have an independent report. Only if he's trying to cut down a tree on his first day of job. If he's rassling a moose, he's in. He's got a raccoon for a pet, maybe. It's wrong. Nothing. I'm just trying to.
Starting point is 01:20:35 We can not get a super chat today? No. No. What? Guys, it was a good show today. It does. Hold that NBA. So much NBA.
Starting point is 01:20:45 Yeah, we really. And you know, What? Totally redeemed it because it felt like, if there's any NBA content on the show, it's going to, I mean, Rhett took his in-ear monitors from the Las Clinic out. Even now, too. You took out your in-ears. Out in.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Then you put them back in. Nope. Good burgers in and out. I made a burger yesterday. It's as good as any burger you're going to buy. I don't give a shit what anyone says. Would you have, tell me, Bonn? Pork. No.
Starting point is 01:21:13 Well, don't you get that, but you get it comboed up at Bond. Don't you? I have him make you the blend. I have put it in this time. Just beef. Yeah. And barbecue sauce.
Starting point is 01:21:25 And panco. A bit of season. A couple of eggs. I'll tell you what. Watch your panco. Watch it. Okay. Don't tell me about panco.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I'll deal with panko however I want. I'm just saying with your panko doesn't last forever. Because then it's going to get that a bit. It'll start to smell? If it sits for too long, because you may buy a big box. You go where do you put it? What are you going to do with it?
Starting point is 01:21:56 You leave it on the shelf? I got it in a fridge. Really? Oh, yeah. Even, I would say even there. Because there's nothing more disappointing. You fire some panko into your hamburgers or your meat balls. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Pancos maybe. Like, it doesn't go bad, but it just kind of gets a shitty panko. Buy something worth buying. Jack, has your panko. Watch your panko. Do you go to some. Mockoff Panko? No, no.
Starting point is 01:22:21 It's the Panko. There's more than one Panko. I feel like there's. Boys, what's a Panko? Oh, boy. All right. That's, no, we can't. Yes.
Starting point is 01:22:31 What do you mean? We can't yet. That's why we do this this way. Like this year, that's the Panko. There's more than one Panko. That's the one you buy. That's different. Kiko Man.
Starting point is 01:22:44 That's soy. Kiko Man Panko. Same thing, buddy. Hey, there you go. Let's say. Huh? Yeah. That's the one we got.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Kiko Man, Banco. There's other pancos. Maybe Kiko Man goes bad, but the other panco is fine. Progressal? Watch your mouth with Kiko. I like,
Starting point is 01:22:58 I'm not, I'm just saying you use it. The other thing is, if you're not using it, maybe it's your own damn fault. It's breads of permission. I'm not saying that I was, you know,
Starting point is 01:23:07 kind of careless with my panco. I'm just saying to others, don't just assume that because you have panco in the pantry that, oh, if you're making burgers tonight, I don't have panco in a pantry. I got in the fridge.
Starting point is 01:23:19 That's going to extend the shelf life. I actually have it in the freezer. You really not know what bank it is. I have no idea. He's 20. I don't know if I could trust you around the shoveler. I'd invite you over for dinner. Who is it?
Starting point is 01:23:33 Come on. No idea. That's a crank call. Don't you have that thing I got? I should. Actually, it's one of the only things you've ever done that I'm like. And I didn't do it. It's just sure.
Starting point is 01:23:43 It's the one thing. And only one. I couldn't do the NHL thing. That looked cool. I was nowhere here. But are you making you? your own breadcrumbs. Waste of time.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Boy, I don't know. What? I think it's worth it. Why? Because it's bread. It's all chopped up. Well, I guess here's the question. In your house,
Starting point is 01:24:03 do your bread eaters go tip to tip? No. Because I got, I have, my house is the worst. We don't go to the bottom of the milk jug before we open a new one. Really? We don't get to the bottom of the Cheerio box before we get a fresh ones. You know,
Starting point is 01:24:19 we certainly do not go tip to. king of the castle and I'm pretty sure that the cake of who sets the tone yes starts the top so I've got the butts on either end of the loaves of bread I'm drying them out I'm mulching them up and I'm
Starting point is 01:24:34 I'm keeping my I'm keeping my breadcrumbs you are one cheap prick if that's what you do why I don't I enjoy it it's kind of fun dry it out give it a whiz Jack, you making your own breadcrumbs?
Starting point is 01:24:53 No. I don't know if Jack knows what breadcrumbs would go into, never mind making his own breadcrumbs or why someone would need breadcrumbs. Jack? I have no idea. Stand by, well,
Starting point is 01:25:08 Super chat. That's right. Proceeds going to the youth centers of Calgary. Air fry or chicken thighs with Panko. So good. It's from Patty. So good. You're on to something.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Hey, that's, fuck up. it's a sharp one there I don't like that that's now we've got a sauce for this patty see what we're going to do with the sauce some hot honey
Starting point is 01:25:31 I do like the hot like a hot honey or because you can just go with the buffalo or the peri peri is pretty good depending but what about that sweet chili yeah yeah I'm trying to remember what it's called
Starting point is 01:25:50 my kid loves it but it's like a honey or it's a sweet hot if you're not using the sweet hot we're just getting ready for summer you're going to bontan you're getting those chickens and doing all that for your grilling
Starting point is 01:26:01 don't just throw your run-of-the-mill barbecue sauce on there don't do that broaden your horizon what I like to do like this is if you've got some different sauce get a bowl and mix a few together
Starting point is 01:26:17 taste it oh I want a little bit more make your own blend. Don't just come out of the bottle for your stuff necessarily. What? What? Your son just got drafted. Oh, did he? Congratulations.
Starting point is 01:26:30 36th overall, round two. Madison hat. The Taije? Oh. Most jaw, Saskatchewan. Most jaw, that catch a one. And not unlike last year when they took a Gindla one pick after the Hitman. Hitman were right.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I mean, never even, wasn't even a, we know the father, we're going to pass. It makes sense. You've said a lot of good things about medicine. Yeah, you damn. Grew up down there. World's been a spot on the hill this. Sweet Willie Dee.
Starting point is 01:27:05 You're going to get some sweet Willie Dee in your life. I bet Sweet Willie Dee instrumental. He's popped. The Reds there. Sweet Willie Dee. The time's never. Can you get us McKenna on the show? Because you got an in there now.
Starting point is 01:27:26 You're kind of part of the family. Yeah. So he's got. Mom will be pumped. Yeah. That's nice. Close. College grad.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Well, I think she maybe had a kid and had to leave college. Was she a tiger? Oh, loved Lanny. Danny Gare. Wasn't Danny Gare? He really lost him. He really lost him. Wasn't Danny Gare a tiger?
Starting point is 01:27:47 Kelly Rudy was. Cal, love you. I'm not convinced Danny Gare wasn't. he might have been i don't i'm not up on my Trevor linden was a tiger not up on my Danny gear Rob needemeyer specialties uh two keep going please
Starting point is 01:28:03 oh 2779 with the message Vegas wins 4-1 tonight I forgot they were playing that's great news yeah thank you now that we know that we can yeah and patty see very quickly there was sauce it then panco it was kind of the advice there another two bucks in from pat thank you for shatty very nice very nice it says
Starting point is 01:28:21 calgary centennials for danny gear weird how you couldn't just fabricate that into existence. Danny gear, kind of an interesting one. There's just a hell of a reach back. Well, I thought my mom said she was a big Danny Gare fan.
Starting point is 01:28:37 She was a little, well, I don't know. I'm just kind of doing the math. Oh, so that's the Western Hockey League draft that's happening. Round two right now.
Starting point is 01:28:48 Brandon's on the board. So close to Moose Jaw. They pick it 41. Yeah. Is that how they do it? Geographically speak? geometrically. Uh, no,
Starting point is 01:28:57 I believe it's inverse standings. Are you sure? Am I sure that what? That he's drafted? It says right here. No. Says he's from east Amherst though. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Does it? It does. What a load of shit. That's not a lot of shit. Rocky View just down the street here, Dean. So, it sounds like somebody's cooking the books here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Congrats to Luke. Thank you, Ryan. Not you. To Luke. I'll pay. Thank you for passing it a lot. I'm sure he'll be excited. He survived you.
Starting point is 01:29:31 I'm not giving you any credit. Yeah, the adversity that he has faced. Yeah. From his parental unit. It's a miracle. Don't talk about my unit. And you know who was what that, what we had there and I didn't do it because I mean,
Starting point is 01:29:49 we were gonna, you know, it was actually. Pike bomb, Pike bomb. It's a pike. Is the wrench getting involved? It was actually a pike bomb because he fired this through. Oh, wow. A minute or two before, you know, you went to air with it. Notice, is Todd where?
Starting point is 01:30:06 I hope they got lots of money down there because we're not coming cheap. Oh, boy. These are the obstacles we're talking about having to overcome. Yeah, we have a list here of billet families. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, we'll be moving down. If you could just give us a list of the. Shikis down there. Let's think of him as shikis.
Starting point is 01:30:28 Well, first of all, he's not going to make the team. Get to work, son. Or he's got to make the team. No, I do. That's a good support. I do have a nerdy question for you. Is he a year older than all the other kids in his draft? Yeah, because last year he was not in branch.
Starting point is 01:30:41 He's not a 2010. Thank you. So next year we'll be. First. Sure. Right. Next year, it will be a 16-year-old season, correct? He can play next year if he makes team.
Starting point is 01:30:52 There goes. Most of these guys, those are limited in games for 15-year-olds. 24 now they opted a bunch of years 35 they really up to you used to be like four or so no i think that's what that shultz kid who went first overall it's going to be a studs yeah i think that's what his plan this is really exciting i got to get out of here we're going to go celebrate you do have to go celebrate what did you do when you found out you were drafted to the i told darrell lubinicke that i was on the other line with my girlfriend and i had to go were you i won't okay well no one you had to click
Starting point is 01:31:22 at us Darrell a little bit like we just trapped you. Thanks Darrell. Just really close to close in this one here, Darrell. Working hard on the other line. See it camp, bud.
Starting point is 01:31:39 I'm not sure about this kid we drafted. My mom was so bad. Not getting the vibes right now. He thought he had clicked back over to his other call and he started shit talking. Yeah, it was some stupid jam. Then he was asked me what I was waiting. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:31:54 What are you wearing? Oh, sorry, wrong line. Well, I know that you're talking big, but that is a proud moment for a parent. That is. That's wonderful. Parents put in a lot of time with their kids, a lot of trips to the rank. And regardless of what happens from here forward to be drafted by Western Lee, that's awesome. So happy for him.
Starting point is 01:32:18 And happy for you guys. Me too. Thank you. Happy for you guys. more of the shoveler than you but quite a bit more oh should be bent out of shape so excited
Starting point is 01:32:27 you gotta buy a house no I got that camper I was going to ask while we're negotiating six too much don't say too much Randy's going to get leverage in negotiation six seems like a lot Randy it does depend on the odor of that
Starting point is 01:32:49 we got it yeah what's the miles on the vehicle part it's rusted in no much about that part or British Columbia Medicine Hat has heard the show they have traded they have traded Warner Luke Warner has been traded to the Penticton piece sorry
Starting point is 01:33:06 you might need to go Sweet Willie D how could you do it How could you do it? That's probably enough hey Jack Jack what did you think of the show and show MVP today? What did we got? Show MVP Luke Warner Yeah hell yeah
Starting point is 01:33:22 Very good he has had a good show It's been a good hour and a bit for him. Finally, Surreth must sucked. Surviving the odds. You're not wrong. And you knew we were going to. And that Scottish girl was good too.
Starting point is 01:33:32 She was good. Yeah, she was good. Yeah. She was good. Yeah. That's, is that how we redeem ourselves? Farrimones on the way out.
Starting point is 01:33:40 Oh, yeah, Dino. Which one? Some pheromones on the way out. I say back to back. I got a full team. I was just a construct. Now I know I was cursing like crazy.
Starting point is 01:33:49 He was editing this masterpiece. I was putting it all together. Yeah, that's what it was. We messed around with those huge Scottish leaves. He's trying to slow down. I love Scottish. See you.
Starting point is 01:34:02 Bodies. Sorry. I came all the way from Scotland. I thought the least were going to win. Two games they lost. It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive fucking tits. They lost concentration. I am sorry.
Starting point is 01:34:18 They let me sit on the bench. That's why the lost tonight. overcome by Scottish pheromones. They didn't know what they were doing. He's a dick, my junk's a dick, everybody's a fucking dick. Last time I was here we lost, I was a wee bit excited, kind of wiggled my boobs about. Massive fucking tuit! This time the boobs were nowhere to be seen. The boys focused and they fucking did it!
Starting point is 01:34:44 Go, go, go, they go! The pherombs were fucking rockin. I rubbed them all over the guys next to me. He fucking loved it! The boys! Yeah.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.