Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - The New York Islanders On A Tuesday | FN Barn Burner - November 19th, 2024

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Hey, buddies, here we are on a Tuesday, back in studio. We've survived the snowpocalypse. Snowmageddon, snowpocalypse. We made it. We made it. Snowy polusa. Not everyone did. It was a, well, I shouldn't say, not every.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Dicey. Yeah. Well, I'm sure some people died yesterday. Oh. Always happen. May have nothing to do with the weather. Old age. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Yeah. Sometimes. I actually saw an older fella as I was coming in. It's where it was you. And he said describing it. He was walking up this incline here. He had to stop and put his hands on his knees and some deep breaths. Oh, did he care?
Starting point is 00:00:45 I was, like, I ran in here quick case he fell over and I'd do some mouth to mouth. Somebody expected me to help. Yeah. Sorry, interrupts you. You know what it is? It ends up being it's not whether or not you can drive in the snow. It's whether the idiots around you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:03 When I was telling my kid, I'm like, now you're going to feel confident because you're good driver against snow tires, that whole thing. Not everyone does, but. So even though. Everyone's feeling real confident when they realize all of a sudden, oh, I'm coming too quickly to this greasy intersection and the guy in front of me is no. Why are you stopping? Why are you? Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Okay. Here's my info. Fuck. Do you have your little orange insurance paper? I've always had a beef with this too, especially on the high. You got a beef? I have, yeah. Red's top five beef.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Beef. Wellington. I've got beef. Okay, okay. Number five, Wellington. I'll get to that later. Oh, okay. You got this accident and it's a fender bender.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah. No one's, there's not blood and stool strewn about those streets. And yet they just stop right there, middle lane of the deer foot. Yeah. I'm waiting for the police. You could pull off to the side. You could maybe just ass hash. Nope.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Car's still working. Off to the side. No. Well, sometimes you need the cops to see the situation. You got to be able to come out. I thought there was a no fault in Alberta. No, I don't think that's accurate at all. I think it's plenty of fault.
Starting point is 00:02:12 There's lots of fault out there. Did you know that if you, if you two are idiots, rear end somebody. Yeah. It's your fault. Always. Always doesn't matter. Same with having your door open.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Anything happens your doors open? Doesn't fucking matter. Somebody could just fire on the brakes for no reason in front of you. Whoa. Hey, bang. You were watching. You watched those videos. Stop tailgate.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah. That's how they get the people. Yeah. Yes. You see this. Oh, two up. Next thing comes on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Lawsuit lawyer. Do you have one of the, I figured you would be a guy that should have a dash cam. Just you're not getting screwed. I need, I just should just for a camera at all points in life. Instead of one of those. Because I want it when I'm talking to the refs.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah, that's right. Smart ass refs said, don't talk to me about, don't tell us. You'd have your. So what are you saying the call? What was the call?
Starting point is 00:02:57 What did I say? Yeah. Yeah. We'll see you in court. you 15 year old ref we don't get 15 oh there is a couple of younger kids but usually backed by an older fella yeah not that that makes it better well here we are it's a game did you like the snow um as a wet shovel it was a lot of shoveling yeah it was a lot of shoveling yeah it was a lot of shoveling because i you'll we talk with this all the time if you don't get in front of it if your vehicle just
Starting point is 00:03:27 backs out of the garage packs it down then you drive back in and get a little bit more for the Then it's just you got the amounts all year your whole season tearing your frigging your friggin exhaust off underneath it's mid may by the time those it's important for especially one that was that wet you got to get that done right away and are we going to get any warmth to take care of cold no no it's kind of in we're flooding tonight first flood at the old community ring tonight we'll be out there with the hoses and the beers just doing and the Lord's work yeah I was going to say if you just put booze.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Yeah. I'm going to lacerate my spleen tonight. I don't think I had any. First time this fall, we're going to lacerate my spleen. Got some beers lined up. It's going to be a great time. So why are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Oh, yeah, a couple of us to do. One of them, one of the ones a distiller out. So I thought I'd help out. Fellas, he's had some, he put some, one of those car boys in his closet. He made some beer.
Starting point is 00:04:24 We're going to test it tonight. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good times. Game day for the flames. Get your helmet on. Islanders, their only visit of the season, of course, until the Stanley Cup final.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Right. And then they'll have potentially as many as four. What a run there going on. Home ice, of course. Well, I mean, we'll see. That's still swinging in the balance. We would have home ice in the cup final, the Islanders of the flames. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:04:46 This is quite a road trip. Remember they were in Edmonton last week? Last week? How the hell it was like Thursday they were in Edmonton. They're not coming back to play the flames. They played, it was a week ago tonight. They started their five game trip in Edmonton. Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Tuesday. They played a night and then they got one more in Detroit. And they stop, what, Vancouver, Seattle? Yeah. Oh, so Edmonton. Vancouver. Seattle, Calgary, Detroit. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Good for them. Speaking of road trips, do you see how Detroit wrapped up California last night? Yeah. What? Oh, just an overtime loss to the Sharks. Oh, the Sharks. Who they gifted Jake Wallman to with a second round. He had a point.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I don't know where the hell Jake Worm. He's a good play. he's not a great player, but they gave him away three times in the last day. I know. Somebody told him about Jake Walman and all of a sudden. No, it was just being crazy when it happened in the summer. You're like, I never mentioned it once all summer. I never heard the man's name.
Starting point is 00:05:43 He never did anything in the summer. I've mailed it in all summer. That's why. So anyway, Jake Walman, not in the game tonight. No Jake Walman's tonight. Nor is Mike Riley. Yeah, he got a heart issue going on. Mike Riley, defenseman. Former Penticton V. Yeah. He, uh, now,
Starting point is 00:05:59 how did they find out about this? I think there was some sort of concussion testing that they went into and they noticed something was off and Lou's saying they think they got super lucky, dodged a bullet, all that stuff. He is having a procedure to address a pre-existing but previously undiscovered heart condition. Yeah. So yeah, he didn't get something else figured out. It's like, hey, we got maybe a red flag or two here. Remember when you went for your heart thing? No, I went in to get my, I had hoof rot. I had a bad toe. And they said, while you're here, we best just take. take a look because we feel like there's maybe some cholesterol in your glands or something.
Starting point is 00:06:36 That's sure a shit. High cholesterol. Just by looking at you. Yeah. The bad and the good kind. Both collage. How rude of them. I don't like to differentiate.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I don't like to differentiate. It's cholesterol. It's good. That's when you were filming that toe fungus commercial. That's right. Yeah. Highly container. While you're here.
Starting point is 00:06:57 While you're here. So, I mean, good luck. and best wishes T's and P is back to Mike Riley, who's out indefinitely. They're also, they've played most of this season without Anthony Duclair. Matt Barsall is out. Duke.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Adam Pellick. Is that his name? Nick's name? Duke. Duke Claire. Oh, I thought Barzal. Barzal's not that nickname at all. Makes more sense now, sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Probably bars of your bars. Bars. Bardown. Bardski. For sure. What, we distract you. No, I'm trying to pump people up for this game tonight. I know. It's not easy. I was looking. What'd you find? Well, Minnesota on a Tuesday. Islanders on a Tuesday potentially. That's literally what Jack said today. He's like, Islanders on a Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I was like, you know what? It is the new wild on a Tuesday. If you want to talk about a team that's defense first, trying to win two one, it's got good goaltending, generally boring, not young. It's the freaking islanders. They have this young up and comer, leading them in scoring, Kyle Palmieri. Yeah. Very excited. Anders Lee is just coming into his prime and is nearly set to collect his pension.
Starting point is 00:08:08 That's right. Yeah. Bo Horvat, of course, the captain said, okay, season, and then I got thinking about, okay,
Starting point is 00:08:14 so they got Bo Horvath. Even this, that Cyplacov, remember you really, yeah, Maximus Lattemar, Sippie's son? He's a rookie.
Starting point is 00:08:20 He's 26 or 27 years old. So he's a rookie. It's a Sergey Maccroft of rookies, right? I don't know what it is. I have paid little to no attention. really and it's to the islanders. I don't know how they've drafted.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I don't know where they've drafted. Have they had high picks, shitty picks. Have they traded picks away? Just think about it. Peugeot, first plus, Orvette, first plus. Like they continue to do that whole game. Where if they're close and they're on the bubble,
Starting point is 00:08:47 Lou's looking at this team, and he's like, our average age, like all the best players are over 30. Like it's now or never, but he keeps doing it. And there's, and with Sorokin,
Starting point is 00:08:55 who was not great last year, but otherwise it's been sensational in the league. They're always kind of bubbly. like so they just keep moving picks and i think they uh they've been declutter bucked i don't think he's there anymore but they remartened and they still have sizicus two thirds of that epic fourth line forever yeah sizicus not a lot in the way points martin is what he is so yeah it's yeah if you're looking for good young players i mean they got this george kid they like up from the oh great i believe and i guess dobson's not even like that was the first
Starting point is 00:09:30 Ground of the flames gave him for Hamanick. You know, I have to mention that today. And then it's Homestrum and Wallstrom, but they're playing. Should have made the bingo car. Yeah. The Noah Dobson would be there. Well, you have to. I mean, God, that was a bad deal.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You didn't say that the time. No, we thought Hamannick was good and he had this low cap hit. It's not a, what an idiotic move. It was like, man, that should have gone better. That really didn't work out. That's what it was. As soon he arrived in Calgary, like, this guy is not what's been advertised. Haminick is Braden Bahal.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah. You gave closer to that than what you have. Absolutely. Yeah. that's actually a really good cause you gave up essentially assets to get the player and then almost the same amount of assets because he had a low cap hit sure yeah it was four million or something a first and two seconds or something like yeah whoa yeah there was a fun deal to make and it's like man he was there if this is like you're you thought you were getting chris tana you're like what a move
Starting point is 00:10:19 but you got oh and that was right when they brought hamilton in right i believe it was in summer after because they did give up a first three no i don't think freddie was here yet anyway Oh, you can't rob us to that. I don't know if I have a... Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother. I had to get hold of Eric Bolt. Boltz. He works for the Islanders.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Longtime Islander. Wouldn't know it by games played. No. Oh, geez. Decade. Decade with the Islanders, 70 games. Wow. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Does he fold in towels? What's the story? Played all those? Decade? Well, I don't think he was a decade, but he was on that, he was on that team for a long time. That's true. Very spotty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Got it is 18 games a year kind of deal. Did they have the exact same team they have had for. Hippakov's new. But it's Matt Martin's still there? Yeah. It's the Brock Lobster. Yeah. Which I should have.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I didn't put it in. I'm like, there's only one Brock. Who else might Brock Faber? Brock. Lesner. Hurdy. Great Lesner. What's Lou doing?
Starting point is 00:11:28 He's doing what Lou does. He's got older teams. They're gritty and they have gold tending. They're not good. good. Yeah. Like they're absolutely a bubble team. Pat Roy, hot on the bench.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Don't even hear his name anymore. I know. He got hot. I want to say like two weeks into the year, but they've been fine. 7-7 and 4, 5-4 and 2 in the road. Very similar teams in a lot of ways. Yeah. Their last five games, it's the same thing. Last 10 games, same thing. About the same at home, same in the road. You win some, you lose.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yeah, that's right. If I told you, they had worse special. teams in the flames. Did you believe me? Oh, boy. Because the flames are 30th in power play. Islanders 31st. Flames are 27th in the penalty kill, 73%.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Islanders are worse, 69%, 29%. Nice. Like literally, worse than the flames in special teams would be hard to do. We saw the graphic the other day. Of all the special teams goals scored in flames games this year, they have 30%.
Starting point is 00:12:26 The opponents have 70. So could this maybe then be the tonic that this flames power play needs? More likely, it's going to be, well, you know what? We're doing a good job trying to hype up this game. I won't finish that sentence. We're going to call it low event?
Starting point is 00:12:40 This should be absolutely low event hockey. What is the over under? It's an under. Where's our bet three, six, five? It's under, Dean. It is under, under, Varlamov will go for the Islanders. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Likely Wolf for the Flames. I don't know that we've seen confirmation, but it's going to happen. He's coming off a shutout. Fifth start and seven games for Wolf when he's announced as the starter. We'll know shortly. Oh, it's happening. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Oh, did you wink? I'm not sure if the camera angle got that because it's wink. 6-2-1, 2.53 goals against the 921 safe percentage for Wolf. They are. And there it is. It's just announced. They're dazzling numbers. Just dazzled.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Are you dazzled? Be dazzled? I'd be dazzled. I'm going to bedazzle for Christmas. Yeah. You get to do that on the back pockets your jeans? Is that coming back? I think it is.
Starting point is 00:13:27 One place you find that's Evanton these days. Never left. PA. Flection T-shirts. You can fuzzled back pockets, PA for sure. Road trip. Ready? Where?
Starting point is 00:13:40 You know who wasn't impressed with the, Ryan Husk? I said, he was asked him. What about all this Calder buzz surrounding Wolf? Of course, we had Frank on yesterday. And he noted that he would be a finalist on Frank's ballot,
Starting point is 00:13:52 top three in Calder. And he said, uh, it's November. It's like, Hey, jinksy pants. That's,
Starting point is 00:13:58 why don't you do it? So he's downplaying it? He's just like, it's just like, it's, I hadn't even thought about it. it's November. Wolf said, look, I'm just trying to get wins.
Starting point is 00:14:07 If this is what comes along with getting wins, I'll deal with it. Stupid question by these stupid reporters. Wolf can't get into games. What's wrong with the coach? Coach won't play and finally gets into games. Now he's putting up numbers. I don't know. It's only November.
Starting point is 00:14:19 What do you want, coach? You only got one goal last week by about a quarter of an inch? You want zero? Husskin. Stinking Jack Adams, Dark Horse, Ryan Huska. Is he? 24 to 1. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:32 throwing back at him five bucks into 120 let's go let's talk about me and my jack adams pursuit that's right there's similar range well still 20 to one let's talk about me guys just look at a power play stuff like like the 30th san Jose what do you better power play oh dude anaheim better power play okay that's fine so look at the better power go to the can we honestly i honestly don't think that's like macklin celebrated be a great ad to Fletchamps. Yes. Anaheim has guys that are very highly skilled,
Starting point is 00:15:08 not great hockey players, highly skilled. Ziegresh, you know, Marchman, they've got, not marching, a threat name, it's a marshalman, yeah, Mr. Marshall. That's Dallas. Who am I thinking of the, McTavish, sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:22 He's a good young player. These young teams have been drafting high for half-deck, have skilled players. They haven't maybe figured out the culture thing and how to win, but they can run a power play. Yeah, what I'm seeing is clear. I'm going to be the one here to not let the flames off the hook on this. You guys bought and paid for?
Starting point is 00:15:38 What's going on here? You're going to be satisfied with the 30th ranked power play? I ever want to sign autographs down at the dome? I'm going to throw it off a little bit. I want to keep getting free drinks of Dutton's. I better to tighten this stuff up here. Well, all right. So moving on.
Starting point is 00:15:52 You go ahead and critique. Just tear them up. Yeah. I would love to jump. I would love to jump on beating them up on the power play, except they just don't care. Is there a team in the league that has, their best forwards as uninspiring as the flames.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Like who is their most talented for? I'm a defenseman and I'm playing against the flames. Who are you whiteboarder? What am I getting on the ice against going, oh shit? Not this guy. How do I handle this? Not here, though.
Starting point is 00:16:16 He's going to pass it into me at some point. Like, who are you afraid of? Who are you afraid of? Who are we afraid of? Who are afraid of? Because you got, I mean,
Starting point is 00:16:26 come on now. Yeah, I'm not sure. Thank you. Anthony Mathis is pretty good. He was. Big, too. can't teach size Colvichuk was good
Starting point is 00:16:41 can't teach healthy other this Justin Kirkland's like half point a game. Keep your eyes on him whiteboard Kirkland circle underline underline money on the wall takeaway is time and space don't let them operate boys
Starting point is 00:16:56 are you still looking no I'm just like it's Matt Coronado their their scariest player like a guy who's a year removed from college what is their ears are what Is it? It's whatever you want it to be.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Say Zary. Z. Very Z. I'm calling them Z, Doug. Z dog. One player has more than one power play gold. Yeah. Have we named them yet?
Starting point is 00:17:20 No. You'll go away. You'll go away. Is it a D-Man? Are you going to give away an origin hat if you text in? No, you're not texting in. There's no number to text. It's not a D-Man?
Starting point is 00:17:33 It is a D-Man. Is it Rasmus? No, it's not. Weeks? Yeah. Yeah. Weiger has two power play goals. You get a hat.
Starting point is 00:17:39 It's right there. Thanks. We just want a hat. I've already, I already won the hoodie. I can't win twice. Yeah, power play goals. Cadry Coleman,
Starting point is 00:17:48 Kuzmenko. Yeah, is sorry, how many for each team? Manta. Sharon Govett. You're not saying the goal totals. Are you going from top to bottom?
Starting point is 00:17:56 They tell us how many. They each have won. Oh, they're tied. In their last, how many games? The season. Oh, dear. 18 games worth. They did have that one power.
Starting point is 00:18:06 play like the third game of the year where zeri and kuzmanko played catch for like 30 seconds i was smitten i don't know if they've scored since then it's it's hard to we talked about yesterday they've scored seven power play goals they've given up three short-handed goals i want to do the ice time thing that's always fun where you're like they've had a full game worth of five on four like an hour gross gross we're really not doing a good job pumping this game i mean this is a winnable game fans sure it is if you're in on winning this yeah they're at home they've got wolf get excited about wolf i got bad news i got bad news dean doesn't seen it yet you gave us the stat the other day how were they on two days rest awesome they were yeah
Starting point is 00:18:55 it was very good two and oh now three and oh where are some of the other numbers you threw at us well they're on a friday they were one and oh they've now two and oh but there was one thing that wasn't great. When they wore Blasty. Yeah. Guess what they're wearing tonight. Oh, geez. The old flaming donkey.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Not so cool anymore. Ah, he's coming back. The donkey's coming back? Donkey tonight. Really? Taking a donkey. Easy. Geez.
Starting point is 00:19:29 What were you going to say? Really? That's where we're going. The islanders. Right. Get off your computers and talk to people. I'm finding the, I'm finding the,
Starting point is 00:19:41 dude, I'm finding this power play time. What are you finding? This is insane. I'm finding the donkey stat. Okay. There it is. They're one and two this year.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Rob, they're going to be five hundred after tonight. Five and one in the Reds. Oh my God. This is amazing. There's one thing you can think about. Oh, these jerseys,
Starting point is 00:19:58 you guys are talking about silliness. It's Dustin Wolf and how he's going to play. Yeah, if he doesn't score on the power play, There's your excitement. Do not get excited to go to the Islanders Flames game. You're ready to watch power plays and penalty kills. You're going to go watch Wolf.
Starting point is 00:20:15 He's worth the price of admission and go. All right. Get your pop, get your pop, whatever you're drinking. Watch Wolf. You sign an autograph. Howl when he cheers. Or when he stops the puck.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Right. Howl when he cheers. Cheers. Howl when he cheers. Well, are we, we're going to really be a very tough one. Sounds like a redding elk, but okay. It doesn't know what a rudding elk sounds.
Starting point is 00:20:44 No, I don't. I just like saying running elk. A rutting elk. So the flames this year on the power play guys, uh-huh. One hour, 33 minutes, 44 seconds. That's how much power play time they've had. One hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Hour and a half. They've had almost three minutes of five on three time. One goal. And six goals in the other hour and a half. Jack, what the F is going on? we come in here teams playing probably have a
Starting point is 00:21:14 freaking Christmas party they get all lit up they're excited to get back put the blasties on wolf is rolling huska's in the or Jack Adams conversation
Starting point is 00:21:22 and these ass hats are talking about how bad the power play is ret signing autographs of the intermission it's good it'll be there tonight they're wearing blasties
Starting point is 00:21:30 I got to get a blastie I wore my blastie today yeah you did take it off though it's too hot what's something positive we can talk about right jack they have points in five a six oh so they're terrible because their power plays don't
Starting point is 00:21:44 like they've went to the scary thing is they'd be leading the i'm telling you they'd be leading the division scary if they had good special teams they're not that good of course if you have the best power play and the best players and the best penalty kill and the best goalie guess what you do you win no okay but even let's just say mid like if you're middle of the pack in special teams in penalty kill your 16th and in power player 16 they'd be win this division which is wild. That's what goaltending does, friends. Oh. I thought you said special teams. And then you said goal tent. Yes, because they have really good
Starting point is 00:22:17 goal tend. Just being in the middle of special teams, it'd be enough for them to lead the division. I see what you're saying. Because at five on five, they outscore their opponents. They're number one at save percentage at five on five. And they're only three points back of Vegas. This is my point. As if you wouldn't have three more points. It's not like it's a huge golf. No, but that's the difference. It's why. Anything else you want to beat up on them for? Like playing
Starting point is 00:22:40 well and showing up not not beating them up not here's the thing not beating them up hey kirk kicking around at the power play change this lineup and get this team together their powerplay stinks so it's get rid of some guys listen i've said it before i'll say it again i have tons of connie fit and some craig to get this team where it needs to be stick they're nine six and three they're six and three at home it's really bad we got to get to change that well if i had the button i'd hit it don't have shovel or what kind of button which the uh gross or either there's a whole bunch of them. Because I'm positive.
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Starting point is 00:24:50 Developer. Yeah. Are you a tycoon? Not yet. I'm trying to get there. I need a lot of help. You want to invest? No.
Starting point is 00:24:58 I really am mismanaging this 1250 a month that I, I just don't know what's burning a hole. Isn't that minimum wage? because he used to always just whenever we'd have like Brunton or what are these great guests at the old shop he would just scroll through real estate remember he'd always just be looking at imagine how rich I'd be ranches in Wyoming remember he's going to buy some land in Wyoming for a couple days and then he was Mexico Mexico Costa Rica Portugal yeah Portugal is big for a lot of Portugal the other day I actually my chat cheap so have you have you narrowed it down your your quest for land no it's never
Starting point is 00:25:37 When you're a tycoon and a mogul, you continue to accumulate. What do you mean? That's the idea. You're an importer export. Yeah. You don't reach a certain quota and stop collecting lands, right? Latex. And you want to be.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Did I tell you I watched the whole gamut of Seinfeld the first year? Did you do it? Chronological, COVID? From start to finish. Yeah. Kids went to bed. I got high, sat on the couch. That is outstanding.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I tried to do with The Simpsons. I didn't realize the first two seasons were as clunky as they were. They're not great. You could see the potential of the show, but it is not the smash it that it was like seasons, I want to say,
Starting point is 00:26:17 three or four to 10. It was. And that's why it lasted. It survived. And like the voices got a little better. The art got a little better. And Conan was writing for them and it just became outrageously hilarious.
Starting point is 00:26:31 It is weird to listen to the first, even Homer sounds different. A lot of the voices are, they evolved in even it she and scratch you just don't feel quite right that's right yeah I didn't get high as regularly as ret those and power through the first season you gotta spice up every story right that's what we're
Starting point is 00:26:48 story that's right yeah we're gonna add a little it's how we get those clicks and downloads totally we could get on broken apparently he's a big deal well he's a big deal and it seems to pay off if you go on there you get a bit of a boost Like Mike Tyson go on there?
Starting point is 00:27:08 It seems to work in your favor. Jack, call Joe and see. Yeah, can I get us on there. Although I understand he's not going to come to you. You got to go to him. So we've got to go to Austin. I don't mind. I really want to go to Austin.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Have you been before? Never. You're going to love it. Really want to go. Because you like Nashville. You like Vegas. A lot of the things you'd love, live music. Much of you.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Big city. All amenities. Yeah, live music. The comedy scenes exploded down there. What's he got a comedy club? What's a good? The mother ship. It's supposed to be phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Let's go. Right now, is there a place better than that? Kill Tony every week down there is massive now. You were telling me of that. That sounds funny. Yeah, it's crazy. Why can't we do that here? Because we've got stupid construction, that's one.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Well, yeah, no one's going to come here. Can't park. He's parking all over today. Good bike, except it's too cold out. What is happening outside? We're back. No, no. The parking.
Starting point is 00:28:08 They got both sides of the street again. We're back. But did you see how people are parked? Oh, yeah. People don't realize it's a two way. They still think it's one way. You got people kissing. It used to be a two way.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Backing into each other. And then it was just a one way for like two years. And now it's a two way again. So you have some cars that are parked this way. And some are this way. It's just kind of. Yeah. I like it.
Starting point is 00:28:28 It's kind of a. Choose your own adventure. Yes. You go over to some of those other countries. Yeah. Some Southeast Asian countries. You just go where you need to go. Yeah, park where you want.
Starting point is 00:28:38 The traffic signs outside. It says one way, if you don't mind. Yeah, but there's no uncommon the other ways. They're just sort of no parking. But I mean, whatever else am I going to park. Yeah. You need to park and park here. Sorry, throw on the blinkers on four ways.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yeah, it's more just guidelines they have. They're not hard rules around here right now. It's very easy going. Yeah. It's like everybody here is high. First time ever in a taxi in New York City. Do you remember it? Uh, no.
Starting point is 00:29:05 I do. And it was like, whoa, this is okay. They're going for it. Mumbai. Even crazier? Way. Into Cairo? I hear Cairo's insane.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Not good. Altic region. Yeah. Lots of snow, so they're always slipping and sliding. But yeah, scary. Scary. Scary. Not like spook scare, like jump scare, but just nervous.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Yeah, no, the first time we went to New York, we had our bags. We flew into Newark. Was this for the? Flamstreet? No. Oh, okay. When you say we? The woman I live with.
Starting point is 00:29:41 The roommate. So we had our luggage, didn't get a car, just took the train from Newark to Midtown. And then, I mean, you know, things you don't know. Would you do? Get a car. What is it? Penn Station or whatever they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I mean, you can get off wherever there, but it's. It's actually not horrible. Parking's a nightmare there. To be in the subway with your. luggage and people are getting in and out and then people not super helpful yeah the train would be better we supposed to don't know with uptown mid downtown the whole thing brooklyn is this an express train was is it stop the train in toronto top show finally it's pretty good only took about half century of that Vancouver very good yeah here we got to edmonton excellent love that train yeah
Starting point is 00:30:32 great train out to bam so fast i've never seen it that's so quick that's so quick that train is. Should you go. Build a train. Let's get into the train building. Isn't that like one of those? Monopoly, T&T, rail? Yeah, there's B&O. B and O. B and O. B.O.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Rail, that's us. There's some BO in the subway. Yeah, I believe that. It gets hot in the summer there. Yeah. We were so stupid. I took my folks to go to a Yankees game in the summer. And there was one car with no one in it. So we're like, oh, it's consistent. This is great.
Starting point is 00:31:07 And you're like, oh, AC's out in this one. Yeah. So the dead body in your trunk, is it human or animal? What species of corpse is rotting in your car right now? What are we talking about? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:28 We're trying to move on from the New York. It's the islanders. We're talking about the islanders. It's New York. New York. I go to New York right now. I told you fellas earlier, I feel like a real fancy meal. In New York, I can get that.
Starting point is 00:31:42 He's angling. Friends of ours went to New York last year about this time. The tree Christmas, they said it was. It's special. Not worth going because it was so busy. Not even December? Not even December. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:31:58 You forget what's coming up next week in America. Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. I think they went for a concert that ultimately ended up getting canceled because of weather. They went to see Billy Joel and then he didn't play. So they had to go back. Outdoors this time of year in North America. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:13 But it is one of those things. Go to Radio City Music Hall, the Rockettes or whatever the thing they do there for Christmas on the tree. And it's beautiful. And it's New York. I've seen the tree. Yeah. Is it real? Like they find some.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah, because remember there's an owl in the one a couple years ago. Yeah. So where do they go to get these trees? Vermont. They knock it down and then trailer this thing in. You fire men with pricks knocking trees over for no reason. Would that tree ever do to you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Big trees. I would like, there's a great job. Once year you've got to do something. Once you think that's all they do? Find a tree. Find the Rockefeller Christmas tree. Yeah. You could do that.
Starting point is 00:32:55 What's the salary for something like that? Oh, it's a very important tree. It's a tree of life. I mean, it's hard to get around midtown at the best. What if when you've got the tree on a flat deck trailer? Oh, they got to hellie that thing and let's go now. Give me one of those Black Hawk choppers. So, budget is not a concern.
Starting point is 00:33:13 This is the Rockefeller tree. You're going to come in at night when things are a little quieter. Probably. I like that. See, I've already got this figured. Give me the job. You do a real tree? I used to, to the shovel, remember?
Starting point is 00:33:28 Oh. When Iggy and Donovan and Regier fought on top of it? it. You never replaced it? No, she, the shovel was like, never again. Never again? You got to replace the real one every year. Now, in fairness, is it because the tree was artificial that Eginla and Regier and Donovan fought and
Starting point is 00:33:43 it was real and they wrecked everything and then there were pine needles like, I see. There was also a food fight so that didn't help the. What about the ornament shards? Yeah. And she was not happy. There was some heartfelt ornaments that got to, yeah, keepsakes and
Starting point is 00:34:01 So there's a tree and the tree came out yesterday. We got a fake tree today. Grandma or grandpa get the real tree. Sure. Yeah. Boys, you go there if you don't through. Yeah, we don't, we have a fake tree, which is kind of, why, how did we all get into the fake tree thing? There's trees around.
Starting point is 00:34:19 He's of use. Is that what it is? Very easy. Because I feel like for me, it's almost harder. If you tried buying a tree lately? It's, what do you mean? It's harder. They got you.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Go get a tree. Dude. go to a lot. Oh, yeah. And all the nice ones are like, ah, that one, uh, 400. And then haul it home and saw it off and get it set up and get it in your water. Like what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:34:42 Screw it in. Oh, it's not tilted. It's fake trees way easier. I just mean it's packed away. It's in a box. You got to take the thing out and get the just, it's not, it's still some effort. A lot of effort. I think you should do two trees as a trial run.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Jack will come out or don't we have a videographer? No. Send the videographer. We'll do a take. We can put it out. We have a tech, a tech that lives in Ontario and a video, a video guy that lives in Red Deer. Sweet. We'll go out to Red Deer, get the tree.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Okay. Do it right there. Then you can come back with you. How's the, and then we can put it out there as a, which is better. I think for content, what we should do, because I think you can go on to like the city of Calgary or whatever, the website. And you get like, I don't, ninchy. You're a little, fucking nitchie, the little, the permit to go and get your, you go out and you chop down your own Christmas tree. Okay, Bernstein, Bear.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Let's go. Let's go. A lot of sap. A lot of sap. Again, you're talking yourself into this being some romantic thing. It's going to be a way bigger pain in the ass than pulling a thing out of the box. I'm saying for, okay. Let's do, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Well, for content, fine. But this is your take. You and RJ and Jack should go, because they got. nothing to do Disneyland is not in RJ's cards right now and Jack Steelers aren't playing so yeah you should go with them I think that's great Sundays are bucks for Jack
Starting point is 00:36:08 What if we brought gummies or something Well I'll try I'll try I got some nod you bring the tree over to my house And I'll feed you full of gummies You can put it up there This is no fun I thought there'd be a little bit more Especially with you No I'm I like the idea
Starting point is 00:36:26 Of the real tree it is 100% A pain in the ass It's not good for your vehicle even. And I have a truck. It gets that sap all over. It's hard to get off. Yeah. Then there is the pain in the ass when you got to get rid of it.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh, no, you just throw it in the fire. You get a fireplace. Keep pushing it in. Oh, my God. That's the other thing. It's a fire hazard. Yeah. Chevy Chase.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Just every day you slide it in another couple feet into the fireplace. There's no problem there, right? Just throw it in the fireplace. You're done. I'm just standing up outside in my backyard. I believe that fireplace is natural gas. He doesn't care. He just keeps shoving it in there.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Just a huge pile of set. What are we doing for Christmas? Here, I think. Here. Or do you mean the show? Both. It's coming. There's a day.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Thanksgiving next week. It's going to be December and you're going to, I don't have a gift yet. And then you're going to have to start dealing with idiots and traffic and malls and parking. Ooh, no good. No, Bueno. No, Bueno.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Took my kids to the, I was told you, we were in Sherwood Park last weekend. Sorry about that. Kids, oh, we ought to go WestEd went to the mall.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Gross. I don't know how it could be busier, but it will be. Oh yeah, you'll be another week closer to Christmas. You can't park,
Starting point is 00:37:51 you can't get around. Everything's lined up. You're mad. Kay, get me the fuck out of here. Yeah, but if you need a place with seven aldos. I mean, who's going to tell us? There's two wetzels pretzels and they're delicious. You can get one on one end.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Are you going to like it so much when you get to the other end, you're going to buy it again. This is like the flames thing. He's on the take from the flame, so he's nice to them. He's got some insider trading with wetzels pretzels. I need a card. This is like your Jake Wallman. Yeah. His is Wetzel's pretzels. I'm hearing Wetzels.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Hey, take my picture by the Wetzels pretzels when we were in Phoenix last year. That was a bad picture. Is this? My gut looked big. Ah, you look great. Yeah, optics. This tight shirt. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Anyway, outdoor dental. You snoring? Not as much as I used to. One of my kids' coaches yesterday said he's snoring. I should, I forgot. I'm sending him right now. I'm doing it. Outdoor dental.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Dr. Jay. You never thought about it at the time? Kind of like when it was too busy moaning about his kids' ice time. I did offer the coach some money. That's right. Did you fax him a check? You can take this money You're outdour dental.
Starting point is 00:39:07 But if you do have extended health benefits, it might be covered anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Outdoor dental, Dr. J. Patel, we've been telling you about it. He is an OG day one on this show. Love it.
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Starting point is 00:39:40 can take away your snoring. Tension, soft palate, the roof of your mouth. The laser goes in there, kind of tightens things back up, and that reduces snoring. It's pain-free. And as you said, kind of, you can get that taken care of on your extended health benefits through your work. Two-15-minute treatments.
Starting point is 00:39:58 That's it. And if you know you're snoring, it's a problem. Yeah. If you're aware of your snoring, then it's already affecting your way of life, the way you sleep, the amount of sleep, the quality of sleep, how you feel in your everyday life and those around.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Yeah, if you're not a hermit, you're affecting other people. That's right. You live alone in the hills and maybe you're a shepherd and you've got sheep, that's probably fine. Now you're hurting other people. All those sheep, they don't take. Look out.
Starting point is 00:40:23 One of you, whole bunch of them. Get kicked. That's what they'll do. Outdoor.dental. Go to the website. learn more, book yourself in. Don't take our word for it. Oh, and anything really.
Starting point is 00:40:42 I found a very disturbing study yesterday. I'd like to bring it to the show's attention. Right now? You need probably 10 minutes for Jack, but I sent him yesterday. I don't think he thought it was for Pinterport. It isn't, but. No, he's just looking at, he's got sleeper.
Starting point is 00:40:57 George Pickin's stats. Yeah. Oh, you should see him again. Zone. Oh. And the Browns play more zone than 28% of the day conference. What's this thing? Well, it's come up later.
Starting point is 00:41:15 All right. Okay. I just thought about us because there's one thing we are. Well, there's a lot of things that are stupid. I don't want to talk about me. I used to be smelly. But we have, we've sired a lot of young men.
Starting point is 00:41:30 That's the right terminology. What do we got? How many kids do we have combined? Oh, like the ones we're supporting? We got eight kids that we know about. that we know about, that we're willing to talk about publicly,
Starting point is 00:41:38 we have eight children. Eight, seven boys. Yeah. Well, there's a study about that. Really? Explains a lot about this stupid show. You're lucky.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Brett and I are in trouble. I'm not in trouble. I did nothing. I don't throw, loop me in. It's just data. I was just, I'm just supporting these children.
Starting point is 00:42:03 He was so supportive. He was trying to get himself out of a canal flats tournament about 10 minutes ago. That's right. Just some test it. Anybody else? You know, it's getting close to Christmas, snow in the mountains. It would be nice to go out there.
Starting point is 00:42:15 What I got to do to get the shoveler to go out there? Yeah, she, she's, what do you got to say to get? I tell her the skiing's good. Is that they open out there. Sick and tired of it. I wonder if there's any hot dudes on the team. Dad's for you or your benefit or?
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yeah, what's the good. Go do some hot tubbing. Yes. There's a natural hot up dude that might go in the hot tub. Maybe she's more inclined. Talks off. Is this that coach that snores? No, well, that's the other team.
Starting point is 00:42:42 He wouldn't. Is he a hot dude? A cop. It's a cop. Then he's definitely a hot dude. Here's the, here's, here's, here's what I found. This is not good for us. Now this is from Vice.
Starting point is 00:42:53 The secret staying sharp as you age. Don't have sons apparently. Having a boy is basically a death sentence for your brain and having multiple boys seems to make things even worse. There's some great quotes in there. I do feel like I was better before. Yeah, me too. I couldn't have been this dumb.
Starting point is 00:43:10 always. Yeah. At least you have the daughter though, because apparently, yeah, here this is a good, this is a good paragraph here. Your sons are probably destroying your brain and researchers have no idea why, but they've got some theories. One is that they think daughters are more likely to provide emotional, physical, and psychological support to the parents as they age. I can see that. The study goes on. That da-da-da-da. Boys are stupid brats, blah, blah, blah, dumb animals. And I think we have to get a dog now because I'm worried. A dog, really? Brain rot from my young men.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Oh, for you? I think you should. Yeah, but my wife wants some like test tube laboratory fit in a $8,000. Stupid Barbie dog. No. That's just something you need to do. Period. Just do it.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Bring home a dog that you want. Yes. Oh, I was kind of wanting something. Sheds a little more. I love you. Because that's what will happen. She'll fall in love with that dog. then you're home free.
Starting point is 00:44:11 So what do you, what do we, what are we thinking? Yeah, then you go to the dog. I'm not terribly obsessed with breed. I just don't want one of the stupid test tube dogs. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:19 And I like the idea of a rescue. I know sometimes they come with some issues, but there's a lot of great dogs of them. I have a rescue. It's old, its former owner was, a bit terrible. Neglected the dog.
Starting point is 00:44:29 So did it take a while around men? Because sometimes when they're beaten by. Very frightened. Yeah. With males, women, much, wouldn't go near stairs.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Yeah. whenever, but with some tender loving care and time. Yeah. He's really quite an affectionate boy. Time heals all wounds, they say, Dean. Yeah, for sure. That was my dog. My dog's great.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Stole my dog. My dog? Can I have my dog back now? No, it's only a couple years. You'll square up on three years of vet bills first. No, no, no. He's not happy with the snowfall. Oh, yeah, he's a gentle.
Starting point is 00:45:08 soul, right? The other guy just goes up, he's standing at the door with Bernice standing there waiting. All right, stupid. Open the door. He goes, goes six, eight feet. Just sits down in the snow. Love it. Snow's coming down. He's just,
Starting point is 00:45:27 oh, I miss this. God damn, we're back. Yes. We're so back. Meanwhile, the other guy who has no hair goes outside. Holy. Jesus. He's peeing and looking at you. He's like, what else is he?
Starting point is 00:45:47 What are we doing? One of those mats we can put on the floor? I don't like this. Goes back to the door. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Hey, fat boy. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Comes running in straight to the beanbag chair, sits down.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Oh. Right in front of the fireplace? I didn't do it, buddy. I'm sorry, it's cold out. Bastard. Dad turned on winter again with NAS hat. Yeah. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:46:17 Sorry, pal. Do I do the thing? Yes, two things. There we have a lot of stuff in the thing today. Do you? Well, two particular things. So you weren't drunk last thing? No, I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Curl? I was on the ice. I had to cancel curl. I had two stupid kid hockey things. So here's an interesting thing. He could cancel curling for some things and not others, I guess. Is that what we're? I was triple booked.
Starting point is 00:46:42 It was not idea. Triple booked. A man of your organizing and planning. How are you? Practice. Then it's like the association goalie thing. And I'm like, okay, same night. And then curling too.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Can't do curling. So you went to the goalie association over curling? Golly night for the goalie kid. Forgetting that I had one this morning too. So I really needed. So we had three ice times to the goalie in the last 18 hours. Shoot me in the face. Yeah, to talk about learning to hate the game.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Can I just have a moment with Rhett? Yeah, please. I noticed he got somebody to fill in for him on Afterburner Thursday. We're getting into Christmas party season. Oh, it's going to be a so it's, I don't know if what's happened on Thursday, but it's already starting. That's it. We're back. Plan accordingly.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Hey, what's up? Triple booked. I never get triple booked. Yeah, you don't get booked. No. I mean, busy things going on for sure. Never triple booked. But never triple booked.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Is there anyone else that lives in your house that can help out with things? In theory, but this is best for keeping the peace. Yeah. Pink and blue. One of us is much better equipped to deal with arenas. I see. So she's just at home in a bath. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Candles, just trying to get through life, living with you. She had the unabomber and was making dinner. So I said, I'll take Mother Teresa to gole. Yeah. Oh, so you really helped out. I mean, Frank McCool on the roads yesterday, not a treat. I like Frank McCool. Decent.
Starting point is 00:48:28 It's nearby. Big, big dressing rooms. Yeah. Not always. You would have hated it as a goalie dad about. I remember. I used to play there as a kid. I came back with the kids.
Starting point is 00:48:38 I'm like, what has happened here? These are huge. How did they do that? and why didn't they do it to begin with? Well, there's a lot of ranks that have made the dressing rooms bigger, thankfully. Way to go Nenshi. But why they made them small to start. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:54 And you know what the worst was? We talked about at the time, those grit bags, those big stand-up bags, you can't tuck them under the, under the bench. They're just, it's the worst. You used to be able to have all your kids' stuff and bag this size. Another question I have. Now it's just to have wheels. They may as well have sound systems and drink holders.
Starting point is 00:49:10 It's brutal. So trico. Yeah. They've got those rooms under the benches at Rink. Yeah. Rink the ever open. Yeah. Officials or ladies?
Starting point is 00:49:22 They would have been probably, those would have been the original rooms for that rink. Because now they're all down that one hallway. They added the second arena and then put the rooms on that side for one hallway. But I know what you're saying. Those rooms are small. Is that old stoop apart this morning? Greatest rooms in the league.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Really? Up the stairs at the back? It's a weird one. Huge. Yeah, they are big. But like two staircases, weird doors out of the back, up and down to get in, it's a maze. But if you ever get to those rooms, God, set up. That was the one big room near the back.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were in there one time. It was a playoff game, cities or something. And the coach is having a pep talk. No, no, every team makes cities. It doesn't necessarily the final. Game coming up. And one of the assistant coaches is just taking a huge leak in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:50:11 now boys we gotta get on the 14th the room ain't that big that we can't hear you taking a leak dude uh okay so stupid well why they make the room so small yeah where's people smaller in the 50s
Starting point is 00:50:30 what the hell's happening? I thought that one was close to closing it is right near no stew stupid pepper is it really they're building that other one fell down North Glenmore is going to be right basically nearby where stew is. And as soon as that's done, they're knocking down stew. Really? Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:47 It's exciting. Where's stew? Stu is North Glenmore. So basically like 50th and 16th Street. Plains Community Arenas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rip at the track and field outlet, ball diamonds, Walter Water Treatment Center, tennis bubble. Well, they better take the friggin' canteen with them because they do pierogies in that canteen. And they're great.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Unreal. Why would we close any sporting facility in this? don't know. Well, I think they need it for the, they're replacing it with double. Two sheets better than one is their life. No, no, no. Do the double and keep this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:21 I think that'd be a good idea. I don't know what they have future plans are, but I'm sure it's something. Heter skating, ring at something, something, something. Yeah. You've already got everything there. It's operating. Are you getting paid money to tear that one down? Do you get to take?
Starting point is 00:51:36 That will not be unused. They're giving us 30 grand to put into the, into the new one. You know what it is? Bike lanes. Yeah. It's actually a velodrome. It's just all lanes they never end. I think there's a velodrome near there.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Yeah, I heard. Well, I don't mind the veledrum. They're not going to go. Give her. Bike away. Because I thought Frank McCool was close to closing in that. But didn't that other shitty rink like cave in? Was it a Fairview?
Starting point is 00:51:59 Is that what it was called? Fairview. Older rink. They put money into it. I think even the Flames Community Foundation, they put money into it. And they put new lighting and everything in. And then snowfall, the roof.
Starting point is 00:52:12 fell in. It's kind of like the home inspector. You hire these people. They inspect and then you move into the new house and there's shit all wrong with it. Why didn't the inspector flag this? How did you miss this?
Starting point is 00:52:31 It's teachers one day. Love it. Politicians the next. It's got it. Real estate agents, home inspectors. Who will it be? Meter maids. Find out tomorrow. They're better not to ever be meter maids anymore.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Is there an actual meter made job? Yeah, they drive around. Now they don't even have to get out of their corolla. Can you imagine the pompous asses that are driving around in those things? Here you go. So that's out there's no. I'm a doctor, scientists, everyone's getting it.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Full pension to drive around. If you're going to give out tickets, you should be made to hoof it. Yeah. Get out of the car. You want to give me a ticket? Give me a ticket. You want to fight a ticket? You want to fight?
Starting point is 00:53:14 You lazy bitch. Just three grown-ass men waving their fists at clouds. I love it. Very understanding. Time for the Pinda Report. Let's do it. Presentation of Village Honda. I was on VillageHonda.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I was on VillageHonda.com yesterday. And they want used vehicles. The pre-owned, they're going to buy your vehicle. Remember, it was... Did I get it? Oh, they'll take it. They'll actually pay your top dollar. Free appraisal.
Starting point is 00:53:44 No. those strings attached, they just go in. If they buy your vehicle, you get the cash within 24 hours, and right now, a voucher for two to go and enjoy a cruise. Cruise. A cruise for two,
Starting point is 00:54:01 and they buy your vehicle. That's like, shit, I can find another key car to check in. Just start stealing a bunch of cars. Weren't you here? I heard about the car stealing. It is quite a racket. Is it? And it's so high tech.
Starting point is 00:54:15 it was a big deal in Ontario and Quebec. Nothing to do with Philich Honda. Yeah, I mean, I hope not. Down there. What do you talk about? Well, it's a huge there, and they've got it so dialed in. It's a, that the damn cops, they don't even have the funds to. No clue.
Starting point is 00:54:34 They know, they know what they're doing. They just don't have. I think they can't. If you could go to these shipping facilities and open these containers, you'd find all these cars. No, they're there. They just thought, oh, they're there. Well, it's right there. Oh, yeah, but you can't go in there.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Jim's in charge of security, and he's having coffee. We can't open that for you. I find the key. There goes another five range rovers over to Saudi. Oh, dear. I think we should just get in on this. Well, side. It's illegal.
Starting point is 00:55:02 It's illegal. Oh. Village Honda, located in Northwest Automal Online VillageHonda.com. Right now, appraisal is free, no strings attached. If they buy your pre-owned vehicle, cash within 24 hours and a voucher for a cruise for two. Yeah, you said.
Starting point is 00:55:26 A cruise. A cruise. Wow. Yes. Do I get to choose? I'm not sure. To choose your cruise? I think they have probably.
Starting point is 00:55:34 No, the person. Does the cruise choose you? I don't get it. I choose the cruise. I've been on a cruise with someone I shouldn't have been on a cruise with. Yeah, that's a good story. A lot of booze. Young love.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Looz not cruise. D. Rocky. Ryan Pinda. Ryan Pinda. Rhymins. He needed the body cam back then. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:55:58 The real stories are talking about we're in a camera now. Who cares? People into trouble. That's good stuff. It's game day. Let's go. Calgary Flames in action.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Look at this beautiful art. Nation network. Calgary Flames, Camden. Are we allowed to do that? Yeah. We've credited the photographer and everything. They're going to wear the blasty tonight.
Starting point is 00:56:17 So get your blasty ready. Flames looking to go to 500 in the black third jerseys good luck fellas are we the only organization that discusses this yes no we're not because in buffalo they had the goathead that's right goadhead and they were undefeated with that for a couple of years it is a labrador deany he looks good in the blastie you know what it is the hardcore fans care about stuff like that they do now they'll be tell hey they're blasties so maybe got to wear the plastie that whole jersey here you wear in 10 oh i got to wear a blastie old grumpy buggers like us no
Starting point is 00:56:51 I don't care what they're wearing. We're just moaning about power play percentage. I am a positive. Go get him to him. Haramph. Wharf. Here's a look at the West standings. You want to be positive.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Check this out. Calgary Flames approaching American Thanksgiving still entrenched in a wildcard spot. Impressive. Ah, that is. Look at that. The avalanche. They've now ascended into a playoff spot. Oh, this is a big game for us.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Hmm. Is there anyone out of the playoffs that you think would get in at this point? Nope, looks good to me. Let's move on to the east. Okay, Islanders in town tonight. Where are they? They're kind of in a similar spot. They're on the bubble, but the wrong side of it in the east,
Starting point is 00:57:37 trying to reel in Boston who lost to Columbus last night. Things are not good Boston. Two games and had one point back. I also can move into a playoff spot tonight with a victory. Yeah, no. What the Bruins? Yeah. They gave up two shorthanded goals.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Stand by. Stand by on the burns. It's coming. All right. We'll shut up. I promise it's worth it. Call to the farm today. Adam Klapkus coming up for the big club.
Starting point is 00:57:59 He was up, but didn't play. Big man for the big club. Then went down, scored two big goals. Come back up for the big club, the big guy. Big man, big game tonight or a big thing of popcorn? Just one more time. Big man. Back with the big club.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Back with this right. Yep. And we'll see if he's big popcorn or big popcorn. Oh, I'm going to big popcorn tonight. Big popcorn tonight. Double butter. Big butter. Speaking of
Starting point is 00:58:22 Get the real butter too These bastards are messing with the butter You want to talk about Things that are like There's corruption What do you think
Starting point is 00:58:31 There's got to be some Sorted tales With the Orville Reddenbacher Because he's just muscled Everybody out of the Out of the popcorn market Really when you think about it The hell are you talking about
Starting point is 00:58:41 I haven't need I don't need Orville Revenbockers If it's given to me Well I understand that you're But just let's You're a connoisseur Let's just go
Starting point is 00:58:50 it's Orville Redenbach. You go to the theater. They're telling you it's Orville Reddenbach. You go to the grocery store. What other brands do you get? The only other brand I can think it was that Justin Kirkland at Costco. Jack? What other brands?
Starting point is 00:59:01 I mean, come on. What other brands? Do you eat popcorn, Jack? You corn guy? I'm just a movie theater popcorn guy. I don't know. Popcorn. You don't make it at home?
Starting point is 00:59:11 No, never. I'll just order it. I'm, you must be rich. You know, you know, you know, you know, damn it.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I told you that. Bogodia. I've just been stacking up. It's got a closet full of corn. Nice thing about corn. Yeah, just go to the corn closet. Help yourself to a bag. This isn't fresh, is it?
Starting point is 00:59:28 No, oh, thank goodness. Now, I want you to brace yourself. Because I don't want to move away from big popcorn, big guy, big club. Big pharma. Big pharma, big butter. Big Redenbocker. But we do have an extremely important amount of breaking news here. Friday night, somehow we missed it.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Do you need a breaking news splitter? Well, just be ready here. Ryan Pike, our pal, managing editor. Flames Nation. The win on Friday against Nashville, the last time they played, 1900's victory in franchise history. 1900 wins ever. 1900. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:00:05 So there are 100 wins away from whatever 1900 plus 100 is. Ryan Pike. Thanks, Pike. Don't you have one of those? I feel like usually what it is is you call for the Pike bomb and then we do the thing and then you deliver the data. anyway. We could do it.
Starting point is 01:00:27 This is terrible. So no, let's only use it. In fair to, and it wasn't really a Pike bomb. It's for like, today's what, Tuesday? That's for Friday. You're going to deprive us? I'm okay with it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Frank saying Wolf would be top three in his belly. And he was one of those yesterday? He was so loose with it earlier in the week. Now he's tough to get. It's just out of sorts. Snow gust, all right. Well, I guess we got to move on.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Thanks, Pike. Alexander Ovechkin boys. setting the world on fire, a roller coaster of events yesterday. Let's start the day off with this incredible tweet from Dan Riccio. Forget just breaking Gretzky's record. Ovis Chase has a new twist. Can he do it in fewer games than Wayne? Ovechkin, if he scores 29 more in the next 44 games,
Starting point is 01:01:13 we'll hit 895 in fewer games. Absolute madness. That was before yesterday's game, which went a little bit like this. Man advantage yesterday in Vegas. Ovechkin was on the board. Du Boisle by looking for the captain. Ovechkin fired.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Makes a league easy. Blazing away in Salt Lake City. He'd never actually scored on Connor Ingram before. That is the 7,000th goal he scored on in the NHEL. Oh, it's still gone. Downs, Philadelphia at 3-2. Ovechkin loads it scores. It's still there.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Alex Ovechkin, pinpoint to the Normally you get mad that he's open. This was a five on three. Two goals for Ovi. Five in his last five periods. What are we talking about here? Yeah, go get him. The greatest goal score of all times.
Starting point is 01:02:14 The first year for agent. Can we do that? We draft one of him, please. I don't we get. See if he's available. Ovi basically unstoppable, right? Not only is it that, oh, can he beat Gratsky? It's like, oh, can he do it this year?
Starting point is 01:02:25 And now it's going to do it. if you're getting can he get this done by Christmas, man? 15 goals and 18 games played. A goal in each of his last five periods. That was early last night, 27 before. Oh, the drama in this tweet or post. So here's the other thing happening. Immortality.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Yeah. At the same time, let's go take a look at the goal scoring leaders in the NHL. There's always just an absolute mission. There he is too clear of the pack at 39 years of age. Too clear. It's crazy. And in his first 18 games of a season, he's never had more than 15 goals.
Starting point is 01:03:00 In his life, Ovi, you kidding me? Hottest start he's ever had in his career. Hot as a pistol. Hot as a pistol. Also, the oldest player ever to score five goals in two games. It doesn't stop. What is that song? George Jones, right?
Starting point is 01:03:16 It was a hot. A lot of old. Long and mean, every young girl's dreams. Correct. Shane don't do it. 19 days older then. That's it. Five.
Starting point is 01:03:27 That's incredible. Wow. Thank you hockey reference. Appreciate that. And of course, the reason we're telling you all this is that, well, it's a roller coaster.
Starting point is 01:03:38 This has all been we. It wasn't all we last night. Because this happened when we are very nervous. We are worried. Using one of those lifelines. I'll show me in the slot. Oh, no. Take it away.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Ovechkin, a little slow to get up here. And I hope Ovechkken. can we move and get up he is having a tough time getting up oh boy no boy we talked about it's a being the drive durable he's been throughout his career this is not something you see very often at all for ovechkin just the inadvertent collision there with jack macbane and he's totally in sound immediately no intent here just a bad uh so is he hurt he's hurt for real yes he didn't get a hat trick last thing injury update sustained an injury to his lower leg week to week
Starting point is 01:04:32 further evaluation of team is a DC I was gonna say you're being a bit of a no I don't like that at all I like Richard major rich all those all that daddy you threw out there is you can throw it out the window because he's not not not not Christmas well the thing is he's not playing games always hurts we still has that one chance at it but man it's as hot as he's been in a two dollar a two dollar than a two dollars two dollars. dollar pistol how does that go since that's part of the problem with this sport is that these things he's been very fortunate he's not missed hardly any yeah he's lost more time to like lockouts and petman fighting with people than injury and like missing all-star games this room with dolphins and stuff that's what's costing him time not injures rachad machine never break you know what
Starting point is 01:05:16 he'll have some erin rogers stuff he'll get fixed up it's the corvette song the one i love back then that's what it is we play that or will we get who did it. He was singing. I'm playing. George Jones. George Jones. We're waiting.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Isn't there a George Jones movie out now? James Jones. Loretta? Lord, she was hotter than a $2 pistol. She was the fastest thing around long. We should have a karaoke night. Didn't we talk about karaoke the other day? She was built and fun.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Cut his mic, Jack. I'm glad that you dropped in. She reminds me of the one on the back day. George Jones. You've lost yourself. Ryan? Back to you. Boston Bruins,
Starting point is 01:05:54 you noted it, fellas. Tough. Yeah, we start. Two, the season, many more losses than wins. It's still the start of the season, sorry. We passed the. They've got losses, so many losses. You can't just so many.
Starting point is 01:06:11 No one's ever seen a team have this many losses. There's only one greatest comeback ever. That's the Trumpster. It can't be the bees. Here's Jim Montgomery needs to go on Rogan. Flutus Shunzawa. It's a beat reporter covering the Bruins. Here's the heading for his article, Rhett.
Starting point is 01:06:28 The Bruins are what they are. A bad team whose coach has found no solutions. A dismissal usually comes next. Bum, bum, bum. Who's looking for a good coach? The Bruins, potentially. You know what Jim Montgomery is? He is not hotter than a $2 pistol.
Starting point is 01:06:50 It might be hotter than a $2 pistol, but not in a good way. You know what he else is. frustrated. I'm hot. Yeah, that's true. It could be hot at the Tler pistol. I'm hot because my team is horse shite. He was hot with Marchand
Starting point is 01:07:02 beginning of the year. And Pastor neck. And Dean, I'll give you credit. You've been on this right from the get-go and people will be like, no, no, no, nothing to see here. The burns are fine. You're overreacting, Dean.
Starting point is 01:07:11 All your bean towners. All the beanie's. Oh, just mention. Uh-oh, what are we got here? You all right? Not great. Don't know what it means. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:07:27 All right. right well you could send that to jack what i mean you can sit down well give us the news here we are that's not the boomer report well i just want to make sure it's a verified account well i was trying to if it's real i was giving you and then you grabbed it and hoop i yeah i'm not allowed to look that's a verified account that's right account we got breaking news he's got a lot of followers but it doesn't have a checkmark so yeah oh fire away no no no He just, we're not going to do it. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 01:08:00 Sounds like J.T. Miller. Yeah, Frank tweeted it. It's a Frank bomb. Hey, come on. Frank bomb, Frank bomb. It's a Frank bomb. Frank bomb, baby. Frank bomb, Frank bomb.
Starting point is 01:08:17 It's a Frank bomb. Get ready for a big Frank bomb. Kind of where the fun ends, though. The explosion at the bomb? Barnberger karaoke. I can't believe we got Tom Jones. Are we actually saying it or just saying it's going to play the Frank ball? The Canucks announced J.T. Miller is taking an indefinite leave of absence from the team for personal reasons.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Right now our sole focus is making sure the JT knows the entire organization is here to support him. That from general manager Patrick Alv. And that, maybe coincidentally, maybe not, two days after he was benched by Rick Tockeet and had a career low ice time with the Canucks. of 11 minutes and change. So is he dealing with stuff that led to that? Is this a part of? Okay. None of our business.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Personal reasons, but we wish him well and hope that he can get back. You just don't want to be angered at the team. You want everyone to be on the same page. J.T. Manor. Unfortunately. Seems. Because that guy in the playoffs was a monster.
Starting point is 01:09:23 He was a force. Pedersen was nowhere to be found. Messer leaves. He was the guy dry. in the bus. Jeez. And so yeah, tease and peace.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Get well, man. Get right. Get back. That's tough. He's been outstanding for them. No, he has. He just got benched.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Well, I just mean, like, he was a bottom six player in Tampa and they gave up first. Until this, yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 01:09:51 up until this run, which has been to this point, oh, he's nursing an injury, is it a shoulder, and then, yeah, something's not right.
Starting point is 01:09:59 So I'm right. Get it sorted. Be back. Tonight, NHL games, stick a peek, slight. Some interesting ones in here, right down the middle. Florida at Winnipeg. Red said, hey, didn't those teams just play? Yes, they did, Red.
Starting point is 01:10:14 I believe two nights ago, they played in Florida. Now it's in Winnipeg. The whole season series in like three days. I'm sure they did. Gary loves to get those big dreamliners and get everyone party. And remember, in that game, Florida, flexed. Oh, so you guys. guys big top of the top of the standings eight five nothing shifely fighting ecblad
Starting point is 01:10:34 pals in the offseason apparently could be a slobber fans were chanting overrated regarding the jets coming in as the top team in the regular season uh that will be fun other ones oiler second half of back to back they're in ottawa they got blank by the habs last night your buddy who frank talked frank kind of put you in your place they can't be bitumbo son every time uh sam montambobo 30 save shutout. This guy actually pretty good. Yeah. And you scoff.
Starting point is 01:11:06 You really have jumped on the Montembo's the shit. Anti-montombo. Like it's a let it go, man. You're a goaltender's father. Have the little support. It's right. Where's the goalie for the union? You're a deadbeat father of a netmine.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Golly for a bad team pitching shutouts. It's a second shutout of the season. What more do you want on this guy? Why are you hating this guy? Rhett was snooping around in the 365 account. He noted the ducks and hawks. Second half of a back-to-back for the orange ducks. Back-to-back wins.
Starting point is 01:11:37 They did win last night. Dallas. They stunned Dallas last night. What have the ducks been doing? They're all right. They've won three or four. Kids are coming, man. And then the nightcap, the aforementioned Canucks without J.T. Miller against,
Starting point is 01:11:50 I believe, his original team that he played with. Miller was a very good ranger before being added in trade by a, The bolts and then over to Vancouver. Of course, the Rangers. Rajay will be here on Thursday. That is correct. So two New York teams. Back to back.
Starting point is 01:12:06 What's going on in the big apple? It's got to be. They put that tree up. Oh, that's, okay. It's all hands on deck. Shut down MSG. Where do they play? Well, the one team plays a mass square.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Yeah, the one plays a USB arena, UBS, UBS, CBS. So IBS? I hope not. In there. It's tough. I get some washermishes. It's, you know what? And this time of year?
Starting point is 01:12:29 Why is this time of year? Do you start eating? Trail mix. Start just eating all kinds of the cashews, but it's just so much yogurt. Are you going to make the stuff your kid asked for? Oh, yeah. Oh, the crack.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Popatoc. I'll bring in, but you don't like sweets. Chocolate. It's raced on you. Too sweet. Oh, I don't know. He doesn't like it. What was the other one?
Starting point is 01:12:50 The Shuffler used to make it. It was like a bark. Yeah. It's, that's what it is. But because. You end up having to smash it, break and crack and just the Christmas crack. Whatever. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Always a treat when we could sit back and watch America's team on the TV. It's the Dallas Cowboys. An institution, one of the more popular franchises on earth, got disemboweled by their state rivals. 34th, 10. CD Lamb at the bottom, not feeling it. Up top, Joe Mix and C.J. Stroud, we're feeling it. And oh, by the way, Dallas still hasn't won at home this season. I haven't won at home all year.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Lots of other people have, including Jake Paul, the U.S. national football team, Texas A&M. Uh, yeah. In fact, here's the thing, back one, every team in the NBA, the NHL, major league baseball, and the NFL is one at home this year, except. Jera and his cowboys. You can go a whole year without winning at home. And look at him. He's dealing with it very well. Is he working a lugi here?
Starting point is 01:13:54 What's going on? He's ready to spit on someone? He's got some Orville Reddenbocker. This is obviously a Cowboys fan account. Congrats to our record setting GM. Sixth straight home loss trailing by 20 points or more at one point. And it could have been worse. Longest streak in NFL history.
Starting point is 01:14:11 It could have been better to. But remember like the first series of the game, Nico Collins runs it into the end zone. Seven nothing. Oh, there's procedure or some be a take it back. Joe Mixen, a touchdown. It was, I mean, it could have been. worse or better, but it was not
Starting point is 01:14:27 really. I shouldn't have the video. What was happening before the game? Like, the stadium's like falling apart. They opened the roof. They opened up the roof and a piece of like sheet of metal came flying down. Houston. Texans did a little Photoshop of that. I don't if you saw it.
Starting point is 01:14:44 It was like two sheets falling in the shape of an L and it's like, watch out below. Be one of those ones. An L. Cowboys. Remember you'd if you had like if you were in shot class. What was that? What was that? What was it? So. Is it? somebody somebody messing around it's messing around it'd be like weble wubub that would have been the sound that this
Starting point is 01:15:01 yeah real simple metal was making on the way down what what does it happen what's a webo wubble look out everyone weble weble I hear a webo wibble there's a metal sheet that's gracious every court yeah like light but strong now everybody got out safe yeah that's good imagine the lawsuit Lisa Salters was
Starting point is 01:15:23 quite alarmed. Salty. I'm not sure if she was concerned. You don't want salty salters. Is there more stuff coming down? I can handle a weebo-wo-woo, but what have some concrete and stuff starts coming down here.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Luckily, they had the maintenance crew there. They had some ladders, all things like that, which gets us to the final part of the PIN report. Ladders. I got to be honest. I know it's a thing, but it's better than where we are. You like the ladders. I'm going to stick with the ladders.
Starting point is 01:15:53 but you like hippos too we're starting to figure out some things here yeah and this is a good point jack this sent this to me there are professional arborists right you don't need to i've seen him at work cross street yeah it took a couple days there that one uh you don't need to go to rob ray's backyard by yourself you can you can hire pros you guys don't need to save the hundred bucks let's go here let's take it in the wrong way right that is exactly what i was going to say trick in the yellow is like i'm to turn this chainsaw off that didn't land on you the chainsaw didn't land on you you went down but you actually cushioned your blow by those feeling great but those tree branches and i didn't know yes he did kind of try and toss the chainsaw away you know what that's a what to do if the you act like an ass
Starting point is 01:16:48 tree or do this to save yourself there's your PSA when you're so okay so later two stories up in your ladder. Christmas tree. Because we're going to go on trees. So now we know how and how to do it. Yeah, I'm only doing it if Booms saw on the tree. I'll run the camera. Okay. I'll be the videographer. I'll be the one in the yellow that grabs your chainsaw. Jack, you're
Starting point is 01:17:08 good on ladders, right? I'll have tons of experience. Jack's on safety. Jack's calling the ambulance. If anything happens, he's busy. You're up the ladder. Dean, sorry. Let's go to the monkeys. Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. They're getting saucy these monkeys.
Starting point is 01:17:23 monkeys. They're stealing human stuff. I got no time for monkeys. Now this is Rhett. He and the shoveler, of course, when they met that traveled the world during the lockout. I don't know where we are here, but that looks like some exotic monkey that, oh, okay, here's what happened. I stole the shoveler's
Starting point is 01:17:39 bag. There it is, see? Yeah, and there's Red. He's like, okay, I got to get his tag back with the shoveler. He's all kinds of important documents for their passport and such. Maybe some non-consecutive unmarked bills of whatever local currency there are. And so now Rett's feeding this guy.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Say, no, no, we're pals. I'm not worried about that bag. We're pals. I get the challenge pass for a back. See you. And then you start tap dancing. Nice job, bud. Wow.
Starting point is 01:18:05 That works. Get out of there. What do you? He doesn't turn his back. You can't turn your back on this. They'd be there in the first. You know what? Where was that right?
Starting point is 01:18:13 Is that Nepal where are you? They go over your balls. Bangal. There are. All right. Next. Yeah, next. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:22 That's good. Brett's cliff jumping these days. We love seeing him to get active. He's a big cliff jumper. Now this is a cliff. A big one here because this is a waterfall cliff. Have fun, that's kind of cool.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Now see, that one I don't find is, except for those rocks. I was going to say you do have to clear the slip now. You're going to land on it and then tumble over. That's got a different build than you and I too, Dean. Well, he's well clear.
Starting point is 01:18:56 This is back when you were traveling. the world again. I think we could all do this. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It would be scared. Well, then let's do it. Let's get a ladder. Yeah. Isn't that nice of Jack? I think we could all. Thank you, Jack. Team player. Love that confidence. Yeah. It's good. I made my day.
Starting point is 01:19:11 Well, if that made your day, what are we going to do this hippo? Because this is the kicker for the Pinned report. And you love hippos. Check this guy. I do. Yeah. Look at this guy. What'd be it. Oh. This is the one I was telling you about. It's the one. Okay, tee it up. What is this? Is that the hyena or what is that? This is some sort of a African savannah. Or is this the wildebeester or something like this?
Starting point is 01:19:33 Is this a lion? What do we got here, Jack? I'm probably going to get a fly. Yeah, that'll get us flying. Yeah. So you got hippo who looks like just an unbelievably huge amount of delicious prime rib and a very, very hungry carnivore. Now, who's on who here?
Starting point is 01:19:51 Who do which who's got what? I know who I'm taking. Well, you're a hippo denier. Come here to use. Look at the big fella. Oh. Do not miss your chance to blow. Mom, spaghetti.
Starting point is 01:20:06 All right. Oh, there it is. That's your Tuesday edition of the Pinderport, Dean. Oh, look at those jowls. Go see Dr. Jay. You're storing way too much. Yeah. Come on now.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Do you think he's, he's, oh. Massavitia. I'm the king. That's really dumb. That's the Pinder report. Are they good evening? They look like. Delicious.
Starting point is 01:20:37 I don't think there's. No one's ever found out. I'm going to find it too dangerous. Do you eat hippo? That Moodang looks a little tastier than that old fellow. I like it a little, you know, or tender, no? Oh, shut up, Dean. Uh, the Pinder report.
Starting point is 01:20:53 This show is so dumb. to you buy Village Honda. They've got a Honda located right in the showroom. They are collecting non-perishable food items for the Veterans Food Bank. Filling her up? Fill it up. Fill a Honda. It's the 19th.
Starting point is 01:21:09 So you've got a couple weeks left. Drop off your non-perishables, your donations, even cash would probably be all right too. And they will, at the end of the month, take everything and deliver it to the Veterans Food Bank. So thank you. Village Honda for being good at what you do and good people.
Starting point is 01:21:24 especially that part of your dealership for lamb here's a summary of what hippo meat tastes like mild flavor less than lamb and more than beef more than slightly more marbled than usual venison can be tenderized and grilled with a natural sweetness some people compared to the taste of beef others describe it as having a unique flavor Is this your Joe Rogan fan account?
Starting point is 01:21:54 Is he? What does hippo taste like? Would you eat hippodine or is that bad karma? You don't have big hippo meat. It is considered a delicacy in some cultures. I'm often consumed in Africa. There's a lot of things considered delicacies. I'm okay without.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Do you notice that? Do you eat kangaroo when you're in? I'd like to. One less of those bastards around there. Yeah. They do not look like good eats. That looks very sinewy and. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:24 that would be gamey, I'd think. Well, you guys keep going. Oh, Cricy. Yeah, I wouldn't he, can't get him? I mean, I don't know. Because they do. I saw it on the movie. I know they got a kangaroo burgers,
Starting point is 01:22:36 Rue burgers, yeah. Season hell of it, I guess. Yeah, exactly. You got anything else there? Every even though Don. It tastes like lean beef or venison. Similar taste. No fat.
Starting point is 01:22:49 It's some hippo burgers to the Christmas. Gamey, but not overpowering. Jack, in for some hippo burgers? I'm like to buff all of them. I'm starving. I was going to say, did we have a bet? No,
Starting point is 01:23:04 he never followed through with it. He said, we only do Thursday bets. I wasn't going to take the cowboys. Yeah, ready? You wanted the pizza. I said I'd take the cowboy.
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Starting point is 01:26:08 But I was going to say that for athletes, for sure you would. For sure you would. We'll get you in there. We never did see. Now, let's just because it's the jackometer. If maybe you're just dipping a toe into the show, you realize. First off, we're sorry. Really stupid.
Starting point is 01:26:26 Yeah. But the jack. is something, Jack is a big Steelers fan. And in recent years, it's been a lot of down times. It's fun. And there might be a loss, but the losses are crushing. And it's just, oh, they're the worst. This is terrible.
Starting point is 01:26:43 You got to fire this guy. Brutal, brutal, brutal. But what we've learned this year is when there are highs and there haven't been many, but when the team is playing well, man, the highs can really reach. They can get you through the week for sure. Yeah. Reach some kind of, some kind of peaks. Almost intoxicating.
Starting point is 01:27:04 It's like when you go up Everest too quick. Yeah. Jack is just very, this is almost like approaching the Kenny Pickett preseason stats excitement of 2020. So before you hit it, Jack, their record this season is eight and two. Eight and two.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Sharp eight and two. Chiefs are nine to one. Versherp. They can have a buy. How many, how many wins in a row? Four. Raiders, jets, giants, no, five commanders, ravens. And I mean, someone at the table here was really trying to take the enthusiasm away.
Starting point is 01:27:47 Yeah, since day one that I've gotten here, he, he's been pretty good at doing that. They're bad. You're off. The worst team in the division. Russell Wilson sucks. Justin Fields sucks. I was right about Kenny Pickett, but you know, I don't care if they're your favorite team. You're an idiot for cheer.
Starting point is 01:28:01 for them and they're terrible. Basically, what you needed to do is just say, you're right, Ryan. I'm not going to cheer for them anymore. And the discussion would have been over. Yeah. But you chose to remain a fan and now here you are. You're a bad look at you now. But there was some criticism of the jackometer because it reached a nine on the 10 scale.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Yeah, after beating like a shitty team. Because it was going up and then the giant, some garbage team. Yeah. And then there was a loss and it plummeted down to about a four, which was maybe hasty. then it was a big spike again. You've been at a nine out of 10. Yeah, for a couple of weeks. For a couple of weeks.
Starting point is 01:28:40 This, their most convincing win of the season. Biggest one of the year. Biggest one of the year, for sure. First divisional game of six this year, too. Huge game. I have no idea because if it's a 10, 10 is the day. Let's take a look.
Starting point is 01:28:55 The jackometer. Down to four. Up, up, up, up. And. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. How is this possible?
Starting point is 01:29:07 We're just, we're going straight to the moon. Yeah, it's broken. We broke it. Jack to the moon. It's a jackometer. There's no, boom said it last week.
Starting point is 01:29:18 There's no rules. Why am I limited myself to a nine or a ten? That's not the boomometer. There's only parameters. You can ignore them when you want to. Just screw it. We're going to, we're going to the moon.
Starting point is 01:29:29 So I'm following the line. So the, the loss to the Cowboys that's tough you went down to a three I said four he was beat him too that's gross and then a win over the Raiders well all right the losses then you're very excited
Starting point is 01:29:42 when that was the Russell Wilson first game the Jets yeah and it was also the Devante Adams makes his debut that was that was a lot of enthusiasm there and then the Giants who cares they suck and then
Starting point is 01:29:58 the commander's quality win It was three weeks. You just kind of kept everything in check. Yeah. The emotions you're trying to keep just maintain, maintain. I played division game yet. Stay calm. Stay calm.
Starting point is 01:30:09 Don't overreact. But the, the Ravens, we've, we've broken it. It's broken. We broke the Jack Alma. So now we're just,
Starting point is 01:30:16 we're flying high and you're free. And nothing to go wrong because they're up against the Cleveland team. They'd have no business losing to. Correct. And the Bengals. Yeah, twice. But what are they now?
Starting point is 01:30:30 Yeah, They might be broken. You can't be intimidated by anyone if he's eight and two. Who are you intimidated by here? Come on. Eagles look good. Everyone else there. I don't know anymore.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Jeez. Okay. I'm happy for you, Jack. Famous James James, we cooking some turnovers next weekend. Yes, you will. Pittsburgh D.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Yes, it's supposed to be an ugly game weather-wise. Oh, good. Now, I don't want to, don't dampen the mood. Why would you? You're at, you're at a Googleplex.
Starting point is 01:31:00 You're at a billion, trillion, million, Brazilian Fizzillion. You win, you probably have to stay up there. Can't be losing to Cleveland. I mentioned it. They're not going to. We don't just trying to project the jack-off. Did you see what Tomlin
Starting point is 01:31:17 did to Lamar Jackson? What do you think he's going to do to James, Winston? He ain't taking days off, even. Tomlin's dialed in. Top running back in the league. Derek Henry? What's Cleveland got? Job on one leg?
Starting point is 01:31:33 of reconstructed canee what's the line hammered have we looked it's in cleveland bad weather am i right jack or is in pittsburgh in cleveland yeah i haven't looked at the line easy trip it's easy travel for the steerleers five you know it's not far jack you could actually ride a bus this is great no i've got to maybe it's uh three and a half i'm not looking for that he's talk. Three and a half? It's Thursday night. It's possible.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Yeah. You know what it is? Going back to that story about it auto renewed. Well, it should. Oh, dear. But just right. Boys making your life miserable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:26 Yeah. You're telling me he's a great driver and all that. I'm like, it's only young to be handed out those participation badges. Not other words yet, son. So what was three and a half? That's gross. It's a Thursday nighter.
Starting point is 01:32:37 It's in Cleveland. This is a, this is a bad line. Remember they're getting two and a half against Baltimore in Pittsburgh? Well, why don't you put your money with your mouth? I am.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Yappy yap. It's clearly Pittsburgh laying three and a half against the brand. You're going to put what, $2.50 on there? Or what are you? $5. $5.00. No. Step it up.
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Starting point is 01:34:04 One and two for the rest of us. That is back to back one and two weeks for Jack, Rhett, and myself. As soon as I've started betting my actual picks, I'm going one and two now. Jixie pants. So I'm not. You stopped doing the 13-leg parlayes with over two and a half field goals,
Starting point is 01:34:19 and now he's actually betting what he thinks is going to happen. It's not going well. Not good, Bob. Back to those 13-leggers still a tidy-down- However, to your point, it's just incredible. Jack's record through 11 weeks, 22 and 11.
Starting point is 01:34:31 Then we've got Retro at 19, 13, and 1, still very tidy. Pinder, 18, 14, and one. We'll take it last year. And I'm at whatever it is. One under. That's 500. Get back to 500, Dean. That's totally respectable. I'm probably going to
Starting point is 01:34:47 take this phone call. Yeah, you can take that phone call if you is. I wouldn't take it on air. I think of me. Really good. Hey, cut his bike. Oh, dear. He's just bragging up his kid for being a good driver, too. He can probably just walk over there and do it. Almost here. There's some sort of a graphic. We go live to
Starting point is 01:35:10 boomer cam through the Jeopardy music He doesn't have to sit there to do it No that's fine though If he sits there we'll put him on Jack what do we got three and a half Steelers Browns in Cleveland Bad weather
Starting point is 01:35:31 Yeah it's gonna be a gross game Did you see they went to fields in the red zone? Yeah they need to do that more Okay They need that's the one spot they've been struggling And he's been better in the red zone but how does Mr. Unsomething or other what is his nickname Mr. Mr. Unlimited?
Starting point is 01:35:46 Mr. Unlimit, how's he feel about all this? The Fields is coming in? I think he's fine with it. Russ is the ultimate team guy. Ooh, I don't know. This is where I worry about the jammies. So Fields is going to play? And the Reds don't come in a bit. Yeah, but it's a situation.
Starting point is 01:36:02 A different package. I'm just, I just asked Jack, how Mr. Unlimited is going to do. Then he says he's the ultimate team guy. I think they need to put Fields in more. He iced the game for them, except he slid kind of early on that one. It went down. It was a shrocious slide. You're going to hear the backup, dude.
Starting point is 01:36:16 just go get the first down but i'd like to see more ryan yes okay and the weather mucky okay and that's the thursday nighter that's thursday yeah i do it thank you i mean i know that's it an ugly winter football game what are you doing because you're not working after burner on thursday well clearly really getting deep on this uh who's playing on thursday in the cleveland yeah yeah nanny bsmox oh kind of like you said about last weekend where you wouldn't tell us where you're yeah that's right gotcha good for the goose but not the gander it's gone it's fine yeah I just know how November and then December gets I know it's filling up I've got a Christmas party and my parents have a Christmas party
Starting point is 01:37:03 my kid has a Christmas party and my do you say no not enough Brett it's a skill I just got asked if I could go to the Flames game tonight, it's going to be very hard to say no. It's not immediately. Well, for you, no. For me, yes. Very hard to say now. You got to learn it.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Based on what? Oh. Because your love of the Islanders and... Guys, we are talking about a Stanley Cup preview on the show today, and that's the Islander's on J.I. It's going to be a very competitive hockey game. So is it for work? You'd think you...
Starting point is 01:37:42 Oh, I'll be bringing a... a not pad we'll take some notes yeah I also find that show after the off ice officials are a little too discerning with what they you know hits and show I got to keep my own what if a memo came through
Starting point is 01:37:57 and it was from the set of all breaking news the the beer lines and liquor is down at the dome so it'll be soft drinks only at the dome sober Saturday yeah sober to sober islanders on a Tuesday well there's
Starting point is 01:38:13 few little nucks and crannies there. When are we ready to have a little sit down? With you? Are we ready to? Are we both going to unpack our issues or just me? I think we'll get everybody in your circle. I will be the counselor. Holy Toledo.
Starting point is 01:38:26 Jack, you and I have to work with these two. Because what you're saying is it'll be really tough for you not to get hammered on a Tuesday night. Is it the person that asks, there's such great people? Oh, brotherly love. Oh, God. There's no chance I'm going with my brother. Really?
Starting point is 01:38:42 No. What's what happened? What's wrong with your brother? It's so fake. It's so fake. You and Bob going down, like it's a big thing. What's not being?
Starting point is 01:38:52 This is a big thing. I just said, I got asked by my brother. Was he in from out of town? No, he lives in town. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:38:57 He has, and he's your brother? He's a 13-month-old, so he hasn't been out a lot lately. Oh, I see. Oh, that's why. He's doing it for. Nice of you to do that for your brother.
Starting point is 01:39:05 I'm here to help. You give and give. I know. All giving, no taking. I tell you, if we really blow this thing up, we could have room for two to three psychologists, psychiatrists, on payroll between the four of us now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:24 I guess what the thing is, some of us know there's issues and we work on them. Yeah. Identify, at least identify them. Okay. Identify them. We, you know,
Starting point is 01:39:33 take measures to try and get better. Not all of us seem to. Others feel need to go out and get fucking blotto on a Tuesday. it's going to be real hard for me not to not to go wow i just i don't you text right now say no do it i told it oh you oh see i've been on the ice with my kids three times the last 18 hours i've just more we got to go and get drunk and flood the rink and i got to go and get drunk with my brother i can do the rink oh you know that's after it's perfect oh what's after after the game you come home flood the rink cold tonight perfect
Starting point is 01:40:11 The Pinderverse is like nothing. So at 11 o'clock, you're going to go to the community. It's a perfect time. It's a cold. We've got to flood. It needs to be cold. Look at this. Minus 10 at 10 p.m. tonight.
Starting point is 01:40:25 11 p.m. minus 10. The air temperature will have nothing. Ground temperature. Yes. How do you do so much stuff in a day? I have energy. That is the one gift.
Starting point is 01:40:39 It comes with lots of chaos. I have lots of energy. It's kind of impressive. It's not. It's disgusting. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. And to those around him, it makes them want to end their life.
Starting point is 01:40:56 Again, lots of couches for that counselor to work with here. That's Dean's take. Yes. And that's absolutely his take. It's just, no, you're perfect. You know what? You're perfectly healthy. I think you should do more.
Starting point is 01:41:10 More. of everything. Everything. Because you have energy. That's what it is. It's nothing else other than that you have energy. It's actually quite sad to think with that much energy, that's all that you get done.
Starting point is 01:41:22 You're going to get the ring credit for the kids. So much energy. But how much energy do you put into something that helps you succeed and get further in life or the opposite? You put a bunch of energy into stuff that slows you down. So much energy. No, like I love coaching my kids hockey. That takes time.
Starting point is 01:41:39 Yeah, but you shouldn't show. up hammered or I don't freaking it come on now we'll have a guy's on the ice three times the last 18 hours and there's zero beverages in there let's not get too crazy
Starting point is 01:41:51 when you're ready just say fellas okay we're here let us know when you're ready Mr. Oh you got big problems Ryan holy shit dude Christ Hey I'm I'm very up front with Are you? Yeah what are your issues that you've talked about in the show boxes
Starting point is 01:42:07 Unbox he's an angry drunk no I Be careful. Careful. Whenever you're ready, we'll be here for you. Like you've always been. Yes, you will. Islanders on a Tuesday. So much energy at the dome tonight.
Starting point is 01:42:23 Can't not go. So much energy. And I do love the, I'm not hard. I actually think it's hilarious. You're going to go to the game and then go flood. That's perfectly. Who are the people you hang out with that are flooding rinks at 11 o'clock at night? Just, you know, great community pillars trying to get that.
Starting point is 01:42:40 I don't think that maybe again. It is a lot of people. What do you know? You think you know what do you know? I don't know shit. You don't know shit. I know that I don't know nothing. Is that a thing?
Starting point is 01:42:55 Is not knowing nothing? I know the guys are flooded. That's all I know. At 11. Yeah, 11. I think there's going to be an early crew and a second flood layer. What are these people doing their lives?
Starting point is 01:43:04 They put their kids to bed and they want to get out of house and flood the rig. Time of the kids going to bed. bed pretty early what do they wait to 11 to go flood the ring for some of the older kids we're going to hang out we'll give a little and then go for a flood kids to bed and then flood all right i see the pattern it's good Ryan is not very happy Ryan i just there's there's nothing you're it's all good back Ryan back to you no it's i'm not saying i'm perfect there's nothing of the sort it's just i feel like of all the people to attack for not being Perfect. Like, what are we doing here?
Starting point is 01:43:42 We're not attacking. You're perfect. You're saying you're good. I literally just said, I'm not anything close to perfect. No, you're, hey, I just find. Nothing to see here. Whatever. How about my picks, Jack? One and two.
Starting point is 01:43:56 No, not my football picks. I don't care about. Are we doing that? Are we actually? Yeah, you're parley? Yes. I did today's pitch. Did you? Yeah, look at this.
Starting point is 01:44:05 Rets on the right. I'm on the left. Let's go. Did you do it too? Yeah, I'm the black, you're the white there. All right. I'm on the right. Oh, no, no. I thought I did three picks.
Starting point is 01:44:16 Didn't I do three picks? Yeah, you had a parley going. I thought I was in a play. I put those two together in a parley as well. That's fine. When you're that hot, like the jets, and you start to lose, it's hard to get back in the winning circle. Panthers will double down on a win over the, on the, over the jets.
Starting point is 01:44:33 Panthers pantsed them last time they met two nights ago. And the Canucks have turmoil. This was probably. prior to the news that came out about J.T. Miller. That's not going to help them. I took the Rangers straight up and feel very confident. Canucks not good at home and turmoil. Go Rangers.
Starting point is 01:44:54 It was only a two-leg parlay rat. You're right. Okay. Come on. I had a third. Sorry. What was the third? I think it was Ottawa.
Starting point is 01:45:06 Then I didn't trust it. I've got Ottawa. They actually are down to see. plus 100 there. They're down to minus 110. They're now at even odds with the Oilers, both clubs minus 110. But if you jumped on it earlier,
Starting point is 01:45:19 you got a little extra of the Sands Wednesday. It's the second half of back-to-back on the road for the Oilers who were blanked last night in Montreal. I wonder if they took the train from Montreal. Guys want a beer? You guys want a beer? It's better to take the train. Yep.
Starting point is 01:45:34 Yep. Yep. And then the other one, what do they have? I also was on Jets to lose. Oh, they couldn't take the train from Montreal last night, would they? back to back they wouldn't you're right but the flames it was at montreal ottawa was it not dean do you i believe i don't remember but yeah well you'd be in a hurry to get to canada i remember soon you can get there in the bus on the bus from montreal really it's that bus ride like boring
Starting point is 01:45:58 how many hours long enough we're we're in the n h i we shouldn't have to do this yeah at least if you're on the train you get to where old time you have i did get sick of parrard love chicken parr if anyone wants to take me for chicken parham. I'll be like Pinder if you tell me chicken barn. Yes. I'm in. Tough time saying no. Oilers last night, four game points three ended. They were beating three nothing. It was
Starting point is 01:46:22 game number 900 for Ryan Nugent Hopkins. We talked about it the other day. Who is the greatest one jersey oiler of all time? Well, I'll throw this out for you. He's now third in games played for the oilers. And this is the point because you'd say, oh, look at all
Starting point is 01:46:39 these Hall Famers, but they all went somewhere else. like coffee, Gretzky, obviously Messier, Fierre, ran for, like, there's a lot of great Oilers. Even Ryan Smith, the guy with the mullet from Millet, even that guy left. Tickanen and left. All of them did. Jellan. Played for the Canucks.
Starting point is 01:46:56 Hey, like going to the enemy. So where are the other two names? So R&H 900, two have played more games for the Oilers. God be Messier. No. Really? Ryan Smith, 971. Kevin Lowe, 137.
Starting point is 01:47:15 And then I didn't. Smith never should have left. He, and it was not his doing. I think it was actually Kevin Lowe. It was. Low must go where they were like, yeah, we're bad. And it's Ryan's last year.
Starting point is 01:47:30 And they were probably trying to grind him for 100 grand. They traded him to the Islanders. And he came back anyway, I think. That was mine. After went to Colorado. Went to the Islanders, finished the season, signed in Colorado. Because I broke my.
Starting point is 01:47:41 I had a hot ankle sprain trying to hit Ryan Smith. Really? In Colorado. And he almost signed here. Smith? Good Lord. Big D. Big D.
Starting point is 01:47:51 He almost brought him here. But it just got down to it. I don't know that I can. I don't know if I can play for the flames. Love the town. Love the team. Love you. The whole thing.
Starting point is 01:48:01 I don't know. Which endears him to the Oilers faithful to this day. Now he lives in Nashville. Yeah. It's a lot of sense. Nice. So yeah. 137.
Starting point is 01:48:11 Kevin Lowe and then went to the Rangers and want to come. And then his friends got him in the hall. Pretty cool. Yeah. It's not Hall of Famer. He is a whole of Hammer. It's a lot of cops. I don't want to talk about the Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 01:48:24 Was he good at anything or was he just? There was a defenseman that went in that wouldn't Lowe has been as good as him? Oh, it's definitely, there's a lot of guys that shouldn't be in that are in. And then the McGillney, they won't tell you why, but he's not allowed in. 76 goals one season. Well, Theo Flirt can't go in. that guy didn't overcome some stuff. Oh, but Kevin Lowe, yeah, never made an all-star game.
Starting point is 01:48:46 Like, what are we talking about here? Never? Never? Never? He'd have made all-star games. Makes it. Seems just like a meat material's a good player. You're talking about the Hall of Great, right? He could get overlooked because he was on awesome teams. Well, but the whole thing is if he wasn't on off teams, he wouldn't be in because all the cups that got him in. Well, it's not his fault.
Starting point is 01:49:04 No, I'm sure he's a great teammate. It's just when I think a Hall of Fame, I don't close my eyes and they're Kevin Lowe. You don't think Kevin Lowe and McCrimand in the same? I don't. No, I don't know enough about the criminalist player at all. I know, yeah. Not my wheelhouse.
Starting point is 01:49:19 I think he's probably better than, because I think that would be a pretty good. Is his shitty GMing? Comparable? No, there's probably some oilers poison in the well, but still, it's just like, there might be some oil or goggles. There's better players that aren't in
Starting point is 01:49:34 is kind of more my thing. And that's not really disputable. There's a few guys, though, that they get that, like Rogi Vashon getting in 30 years later. What the hell was that? Stop doing that to me. boomer ambushing me and you're kicking my chair down.
Starting point is 01:49:48 Frig off. I'm going to need to drink. What you're talking about? I love it. Like I'm just off the top of my head. Who else would be? Because would Rod Langway, defensive defenseman, he's in the Hall of Fame. Is he?
Starting point is 01:50:02 Played a long time. I think Rod was a superstar when he played. I think we underestimate. Again, you have to remember that those air, we didn't learn shit about the other. I'm just off the top of my head. Defensive guys. Shea Weber.
Starting point is 01:50:18 Yeah, she's, she's, yeah, she was offensively much better, way more physically imposing. But a better player. I don't know. Like,
Starting point is 01:50:26 Jay Weber, if he stays healthy. To me, the Hall of Fame is best of the best of the best of the best. And you have to, and you have to win. Like, if Kevin Lowe was a great defenseman,
Starting point is 01:50:37 would he have some Norris acclaim in his career at any point? Because that's sort of, to me would be the cutoff for if you're going to be in the hall. You should probably be in the discussion at least about being the best defenseman for some of the seasons you play. And maybe I'm way off, but I don't recall that being Kevin Lowe's resume. Six cups, 1,250 games.
Starting point is 01:51:00 I wonder there too, is he, like, who was winning Norris trophies while he? Is the guy on his team probably, Paul Coffey. Or Ray Bork. Yeah, like really great players. He's not even in the same sphere as those guys, which is why I don't think he should be in there. And I, I, I'm not saying that I, it's a good debate. I don't think it's, it's clearly not like cut and dry to use or isn't because he's in. And, but it's one of the more polarizing picks.
Starting point is 01:51:27 I remember when he went in, it was a lot of eye rolls from everyone being like, oh, another one of the dynasty guys gets in. Not like. And, and look, I'm sure he was a big part of those teams. Rod Langway's stashed team. That is, it is amazing. And he did make a lot of all-star team. Now, is Langway. in the Hall of Fame?
Starting point is 01:51:45 Because I would call Iggy. Is a neat part of the hockey Hall of Fame? He is now. He's studying up, brother. God, he's a big timer. Who, Ig's? When's he moving here? Never.
Starting point is 01:51:55 Really? AGM, but not going to live here? Eh. It's kind of like Boomer and I. We could do the show from our house just as well. Inducted in 2002, Rod Langway. And looking at those numbers, 994 NHL games,
Starting point is 01:52:11 329 points. It's not really. That's not what he was, yeah. You could argue low has, you know what we've got numbers, five more cups, right? We need a bigger hall now.
Starting point is 01:52:26 No, no, no, no. What we've done is Dean is now looking at. Oh, draft classes. No, no, no, no, no. Players and. Like Sergei, Sergey Zubov can't get in, but. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:41 You know what it is, though? You should, I mean, you're the one. It's the defensive defenseman, the stalwart. Where's the love? Yeah, and I don't know. Like, we didn't really have, you can't find data from back then. You'd have to really have watched it, not just been a teenager, eight-year-old, but was it was low, like a shutdown elite defensive guy?
Starting point is 01:52:59 Or was he just a glue guy? Like, what is he? Is he Chris Tanna blocking shots of his face? What was he? He was a mean bastard. Was he? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:07 He'd stick you. Who wasn't back then? Yeah, it's kind of part of it. Yeah. Right? If you were playing in that era, you're probably not over. overly soft. Error.
Starting point is 01:53:19 You get deleted. If you were, they had to park someone next to you and you better put up 100 points a night. Yeah, you're allowed to not do it. Then we have to have, put, employ someone else to do it. We need a cement go next to you, sir. Yeah. I watched him when it came up the other day, punch out Joey Kosher.
Starting point is 01:53:35 Like he suckered him. Put him flat on his face. And Joey laid there for like three minutes. No trainer came out. Nothing. Finally get him up. Hall him off. right back out there. Not ideal.
Starting point is 01:53:53 He was tough. Guaranteed win night tonight for the flames? No. No? You're looking at a mirror image of the flames. They're playing. I don't even... Structure hard work, golden. I don't even want you to compare... I don't mean this rudely and to think that you're wrong, but I don't want to have to compare the flames to the Islanders because when I think about... Because when I think about
Starting point is 01:54:15 the Islanders, I'm like, ugh. No, we said it a few years ago when Daryl came in And it was like, could they be good again? And say, well, maybe they could be Islanders West. You weren't young, but you could probably play with some great structure. You could get some great goaltending when Marks and Monsieur was sort of the thought. They weren't going to be, you're not going to look like the Oilers, friends. You just aren't. You don't have two and a half superstars that are going to put up three, four points tonight.
Starting point is 01:54:39 No, Bueno. First team to two win tonight or what? Yes, guaranteed. Does Lou travel with the team? Like, is Lou on this road trip? Want me to find out? Yeah. Could you?
Starting point is 01:54:52 Lou wouldn't tell anyone. Clandestine. That's true. Just show up. Don't, you'll get whoever's going to say, you'll get him killed. Yeah. They'll get you killed.
Starting point is 01:54:59 Let's not talk about Lou. He might listen right now. Hey, in the, so on the, on the YouTube, and you go into the description, the show description and all that. You're going to find a little link.
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Starting point is 01:56:01 Yeah. Drink. See some, do some contra. Pizza. Uh, you know what it is to me? Now, what do you want? Are you on team tank? Or are you okay with wins?
Starting point is 01:56:14 Because if you're okay with wins and you want to see the team, it's, it's, you should definitely win night. You want the wolf to hell? Do you know how bad they would have to tank to actually tank tank? Like, I know. Getting into, it's too little. I guess what I mean is if you're, if you're rooting for wins, then this team has been on the road for over a week.
Starting point is 01:56:33 They're not great. They're in your barn. So I'll push back, Brett. They're five points from third from the bottom. Like if you pull the trigger on Erasmus-Sanerson trade, all you'd have to do is yield one point a month to, you're talking about trading Rasmus and well no no I'm just saying like you're saying things have to go so horribly wrong to tank what it really would take is i'm saying that they're not yeah
Starting point is 01:56:58 they're not going to do that at this point wolf has to go to shit bladar has to go to shit even though those guys go to league average that's probably enough that's not enough tank i just mean for them to start thinking about arrasmus trade differently but that's not what we're talking about we're there's a lot of teams if you take one or two of their best players totally trade them then they're going to be well and that's and that's what happened to this club last Last year, there were one point out of the playoffs in February. Where'd they finish? Ninth from the bottom and just a few different results away from a top five pick.
Starting point is 01:57:26 Last year, and I'm not disagreeing, but last year, you knew all those guys were probably going to be traded? Right. I don't know that there's that sense with Rasmus. There's the, you'd get a ton for them. Correct. Sure. Yeah, and I don't think the guy that owns the team would be keen on moving Rasmus.
Starting point is 01:57:39 I just think that, you know, we're hearing his name a lot from insiders because I think everyone's dreaming of two years of 4.55 for a top pair of defensemen. as long as this team's going good, they're not doing that. If the bottom falls out, they get bad goaltending, you run into a center injury, and you lose six in a row, maybe things are different, but they're not there now.
Starting point is 01:58:01 Playoffs. Conifidence. Do you have Connie Finns and Craig? I had Connie Finns and Craig that he'd be doing the tank thing. I was conifident that that's exactly what the plan was. You guys ran me out of town saying they'd get to 81.5 points and their season over under. you were what do you mean i took in as well and i built the case it's not that crazy you just kept comparing
Starting point is 01:58:27 it to last year's team for whatever reason a team they're better than this at this point 21 points winnipeg first in the league at 30 21 points chicago last with 13 so there's only a 9 8 from last place 13 from the top hmm no sorry 9 from the top yeah bad math okay the first place team has How many points, Dean? 30. And the last place has 13. Okay, so it's 17 points.
Starting point is 01:59:03 Nine from the top, eight from the bottom. Am I right? Anyway. It's a pretty tight pack. It's honest, isn't it? It's Mucky Middle. No, Wolf is good. It is right now.
Starting point is 01:59:15 Forgottening that the goaltending is going to, Wolf's going to. If you think they can stay out of Colorado and Edmonton for the remainder of the year, then I'm with you. You think L.A. is going to hang on? Why aren't they as good as L. Well, they aren't now, and they've had unsustainably good goal to anybody. Maybe the power plays better.
Starting point is 01:59:33 What's the game's played? Like, um, what's percentage, dare we? Don't trigger anyone. LA is at 6.05. The flames are 583. Not night and day. No. Again, we're at a parody again.
Starting point is 01:59:48 We're at the point where if any team in either conference wins is five in a row or loses five in row, everything's drastically different. That's just a fact. If Winnipeg loses five in a row, they are not looking like they look right now. Like you are all of a sudden are probably second in your division. Minnesota's past you.
Starting point is 02:00:07 Maybe even Colorado reels you in, all of a sudden you start on the road in the past. Like five losses in a row or five wins in a row changes everyone's fortunes. Orlers will be winning their division and set out of the playoffs. Enjoy the game. That's what it comes down to.
Starting point is 02:00:22 Enjoy yourself. Enjoy the game. Ryan. Maybe I'll go. Maybe won't. I don't want to be judged by my going to the game or not. There's no judging. No judging. If there was one place I know, I can come and not be judged.
Starting point is 02:00:32 It's a world. We're supporting. Or maybe just intimidated by what you're able to accomplish. Yeah. Or maybe. Or maybe you're out. Yeah, maybe you're here to support you in that way. Here to help.
Starting point is 02:00:52 Really? When that person's ready. Jack. See you, buddies.

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