Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Waiting For Game 3 + Barkov Update | FN Barn Burner - June 12th, 2024

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:13 It's a real banger, right? Danana, nah, nah, nah. Hi, everyone. Sorry, we're just kind of A little ditty. Spinning some tunes here in the old studio. Welcome to the old show. In the old studio, Rhett. The camera looks good today.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Does it? It's a little slow, pixelated. Choppy. A little choppy. Is that frame rate, Red? Is that, what is that? Is that shutter speed? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah. That tastes odd. How are we doing, everyone? Welcome to another edition of Bard Bearer. Yeah. Give it another go. Yeah. Is it toothpaste or is it?
Starting point is 00:01:15 Nope. No good. Yeah. You'd think there would be a routine with them. You would think. Yeah. Yeah, they should have it down by now. It's part of their brand.
Starting point is 00:01:25 that should all taste the same no matter where you go whatever time of day is it still 20 it's always fresh renewal of that contract yeah all thanks to uh yeah i guess that's uh but what about the roll up the rim oh we saw that show in june fat boy it's over now ah darn it um no noodles no noodles today so we're a little out of sorts but we'll survive it no game tonight extra day between uh games two and three We can really dig into the non-suspension. Well, there's no no news. Doesn't mean there's no suspension yet.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Well, that's what I mean. We can continue to talk about no suspension or suspension and maybe a possible suspension on a play that we're not sure about. Boy, I'd encourage you to watch yesterday's show. I really would. Yeah, we could speculate. Yeah, we could really speculate over the merit of a suspension or a not suspension now.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Now, do we know because there is no suspension, there will be no suspension, or just this has been no suspension yet because I think I was kind of led to believe there's not going to be a suspension. Has anyone reported that? No. Yeah. Again, my gut is that he's fine and that there won't be a suspension. But if until Department of Player Safety, here's an injury status update and maybe they've got one.
Starting point is 00:02:46 They won't make their ruling. Well, let's do this. Paul Maurice, let's go back to yesterday as Paul Maurice, off day, asked, About Sasha Barkov, the captain. What's the update? Do you have any update for us, coach? Today he wasn't worse, so that's a really good thing, and the real assessment will be tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:03:09 but if he continues to progress, we should be in good shape. So we have experience with Barkoff out, and even in this run, while he didn't miss a game, we played five games with Sam Bennett. So we've done it enough that everybody, if you walked in there and say, if Barkie doesn't play what are the lines, the guys would all know probably with the lines.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I don't know that I can do all the hypotheticals for you. He left. We had some things that needed to get looked at today. They got looked at, so there's nothing sinister there. So he kind of passed that. He felt better today. It feels good. But you've got to give it then another 24 hours
Starting point is 00:03:44 to make sure that he's still feeling strong. And in the fact, if he continues to progress, then we think he'll be a player for it. All right. So he's not dead. How'd you like to be dead? now let's go earlier this morning the Florida Panthers are going to skate
Starting point is 00:03:58 they are skating practicing in wherever they practice I don't know if they do it at the rank or what they do probably the mall I love because in the mall but let's take a look on ice today before flying to Edmonton there was a no no no on the ice there was a Sasha Barkoff sighting
Starting point is 00:04:15 really on the ice today here it is no no bubble Oh, Trevor Kennerd football, you know, Westwood football kicker thing. You're looking for the Joe Newendake job protector from 89. That's what you're thinking. Well, that's not what I'm thinking, but I was thinking whatever. The one that goes down like this, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:41 So he's alive. What about the neck? He's on the ice. The Gary Lehman, the neck, was it Lehman that had, or Rick Vibe? Was it Vibe that had the neck protector? well Roberts had it for sure Robert's had it yeah yeah yeah but there was great if he came out in the
Starting point is 00:04:57 in like the Bobby Heenan neck brace like from WWF back in the day I kind of wish they would that'd be so great yes live it up and have fun with it and then player safety hands out of one game suspension and he does the old gift where he just walks right out of the cast and starts wrestling
Starting point is 00:05:14 yeah that'd be good no that all screams of like concussion's tough doesn't it You got to wait 24 hours. Yeah. Or he's fine. Like if it's not broken, it's not going to get broken in the next 24 hours. Yeah. And if it's broken, he's not going out there without some sort of protective.
Starting point is 00:05:30 That's not true. You saw Gio years ago when he did his shoulder or whatever. That's true. He was out there. The bicep. Yeah. The torn biceps. And he took the skate and mustered zero shots in the whole warm up.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah. And it was, oh, yeah, he's great. And then they went and added David Schlemko off way for him. Why are you calling about a defenseman, Brad? Well, Gio's fine. It's not because Gio's hurt. Yeah, he's totally fine. He just left the last game and can't shoot a puck and warm up.
Starting point is 00:06:00 There's no suspension. Barkov looks like he'll be fine. That can change, but that he's on the ice is probably a good thing. Are we at all surprised that they're not in Edmonton already? Could that have been in Eminton? Do we know that was in Florida? I was in Florida. So the flight a day, play tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:06:18 Play tomorrow. And the Oilers, I wonder if they went out late or if they slept and then went. Here's the thing. I think whether you're in the Stanley Cup final or just life in general, you don't want to spend more time in Edmonton than you have to. It's a valid point. You don't need to be there any much sooner or definitely later than you have to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Get in and get out. Remember that, Leon, on July 1 when you have an opportunity to extend or not extend. You, it's in your control. When you're assigned in Edmonton, you are choosing to spend a lot of time in Edmonton. And he's getting a look at it right now. You know, oh, I got a chance to win. You know, other places also have chances to win, such as Florida. Lovely down here.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Lovely. Lovely. Just lovely. Maybe he's got the major around. It's too hot for him this time of year. Yeah, maybe, I don't know what's it. He's from Germany. What's the climate like there is pretty moderate?
Starting point is 00:07:12 I'd say it's close to Toronto's climate. Yeah. Is he, you know, is he immune to swass? I don't know his sweat situation. If he's like Kami, he can't go play in Florida. Oh, Commodore could never, ever play in Florida. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 He can't stop sweating when it's like 20 degrees. He's leaking all the times at all times. Now, you heard for Paul Maurice there seems to be in, now that was of course yesterday. When he's talking about tomorrow, that's today. That sort of thing. Yes. Is that past semester?
Starting point is 00:07:42 I'm just, no, that's a lot there. Yeah. So today he's on the ice. However, if we go back to post-game, you'll remember, Paul Maurice, salty, very salty. So his mood, much like the status of Barkoff has improved, it seems like the mood of Paul Maurice has also improved. I don't have any comment on the hit by Drysidal, but what I will say is David and Drysidal, supposedly two of the best players in the world. But I think it's obvious to everyone who's been watching these games, who the best player,
Starting point is 00:08:18 in the world is right now, and that's Barcoff. He fed both of those men their jockstrap, both of these games, and what we saw out there tonight was frustration. And, you know, we'll see how the league wants to deal with it.
Starting point is 00:08:36 If they want to make the wrong decision on what to do about that play, then McDavid, dry cycle, keep your fucking head up. These are getting good. Boy, Paul. You're going to get us into trouble.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I mean, like again, salty. But I guess that he sees, Barkoff's going to be okay. He's not as upset anymore. Who's going to do the disclaimer before you get slapped with the lawsuit, defamation? Those are getting really good.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yeah. Spooky, eerie, good. When can they do us and we keep getting paid, but don't have to show up? Yeah, then we just throw it on here every day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:16 But I mean, AI is only capable so much. Can it do dumb? Our personality, our smart senses of humor. It's hard to replicate that. Did you write down that name? AI told the flames to draft
Starting point is 00:09:31 when you did that a month ago? I wish you did. It's like some fourth round defenseman or something. It was, wasn't it? I could do it again. There's still some room to be done. There's still some room.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And remember, we also used AI to put together a nice little resume cover letter for you. Oh, yeah. When, uh, anywhere, but it was, oh, didn't well written. Did you send it in? Oh, yeah. Because I know you wanted to be the mayor, but then you didn't send in your signatures.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Signatures. Yeah. It's like that other guy earlier this year. They were all wrong. Pricking Nitchie. Yeah. All wrong. Your camera's messed up again.
Starting point is 00:10:05 I know it is. Before the get, before we started folks, Jack said he had it all figured out. I thought I, it's got to be the shades. The what? The shades. No. What shades? The sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I sat there for like, 20 minutes, mess around with it. He's like, I fixed camera. I'm like, no, you didn't. He's like, it's the window. And then boom shows up and it's broken again. And boom loves that stuff. Doesn't affect his mood at all.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. Well, he doesn't notice little things like that. I'm just going to get new camera. It's really simple. Let's do that and then we'll move on. We're fresh at doing this. We've only been doing this a couple weeks. We got some bugs to work out.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Some things to iron out here. We'll get our, where's our technician, where's our engineer? Yep. Right. Thanks, Jack. It's fine. We're going to survive it.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Just don't bring it up. Don't talk about it? It doesn't exist. No one will know. They'll never know. No one will know. I have a question. Are we annoyed with the schedule?
Starting point is 00:11:14 When it comes out, you know it's going to be like this. It's just, it drags. I know. And I get it. You're crassling the continent. It's the longest distance ever traveled in the Stanley Cup final between cities. You need to recover. We saw the war of attrition.
Starting point is 00:11:27 We had, what, I counted seven guys that went down the tunnel from, or six guys went down the tunnel from game two. Like, you understand that it's helping the hockey be better, but it's just hard to keep your interest with all these gaps. And it didn't help that they left, what? Florida qualified on Saturday, M2 qualified on Sunday, and they didn't start it until Saturday. Like, you could have started that thing on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah, there's been very little hockey. lucky the last 10 days. Two games in a week and a half. Not ideal. But you know what? We're not ones to complain. So we'll be just fine. I'm actually just reading this.
Starting point is 00:11:58 We are ones to complain. Oh, is that? We just finished complaining about one thing and switch another topic to complain. Ah, see, there it is. I'm trying to bring up shit to complain about. We are ones to complain about. All my questions.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. Hey, you know what? A former retro, I'm sure you must feel some pride. A former teammate of yours getting a job. Yes. A former Red Warner teammate is under the employ of the Calgary Fly. Well, hang on.
Starting point is 00:12:27 He took the job from Red. Probably. Is this a backstabbing, Red? A guy you took this job from you? He's better than that. He's not a backstabber. He's not a stabber. Did he get your permission?
Starting point is 00:12:39 He stepped in the way. He stepped in the way. Yeah. I thought his teammate. Brad Larson, Rett's teammate on the 1996 gold medal World Junior Club has been hired as an assistant coach with the Calgary Flames.
Starting point is 00:12:57 All time worst ever gold medal winning team. Is that right? Do they have a, you celebrate that? Yeah, do you get together and pop quarks? That's the 10th anniversary of the worst ever gold medal junior team. Hey, boys, good to see you. We sucked. Yeah, we were off.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Let's look at our medals again. What an illustrious lineup we have. And that was Boston, and they didn't really care in Boston, did they? It was the start of the Americans trying to care about the World Junior Championships. They've tried. I think they're finally coming around and caring a little. They care. They're winning enough that it matters.
Starting point is 00:13:29 It's on TV down here. The Boston won. Is it going to Tampa soon or did it already do that? That's a big deal to take it out of an original six essentially market. What a brilliant idea, I think. It might go very well. No, that's it. Not looking to make you feel old.
Starting point is 00:13:43 That kind of was like a lifetime ago. So much of with the game has changed. You go, Bean pot sells every game out. Beanpot was always big there, but yeah, it's just the World Junior was a Canadian tournament for a long time. No one else really cared.
Starting point is 00:13:57 It really was. What, now, what arena did they play that out of? We were all over. All over the place, right? Shitty most, yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:05 Worcester and yeah. Did you see that rank the Florida Panthers practicing? Like that. That's, yeah. Five, are there any, are there bleachers?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Can we at least sit down? There was three rows. What are you talking? If you're cold, press the heat button, fat boy, let's go. I believe that the gold medal and semifinals were played in a rank without seats. But an illustrious tournament. And there was 17 people there. My father and Chad Allen's worked two.
Starting point is 00:14:34 All the dance are there. That's nice. No mom's alone. Not even all. I don't even, that's just it. Like, I don't even nowadays, all the parents. Oh, yeah. It's a parade.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Right? Like it's, I would, like, maybe I'm, overstating it, I guess, I'm assuming. And you know what happens, Dean? When you assume? What is that, Trent? It can bite you in the took us. That's what they always say.
Starting point is 00:14:58 It's a handy little phrase. Can't forget that one. So are we talking about World Juniors or Brad Larson? We're talking about Brad Larson. Damn, right, we are. He was a teammate, albeit short-lived. That was the only time he was your teammate, as far as I can recall. Yeah, I think you're right.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I don't know that you, did you ever play for Colorado? Yeah, how was that? How did the Mahi City go? No, but we should have played them if I, hadn't afted up against Mario and the Penguins in round two. I feel like you did play them though. Who? Yeah, your first year there?
Starting point is 00:15:30 Yeah, we weren't beating that team. No one was going to beat that team. That team was good. In hindsight. Brad Larson, 294 NHL games, wins the Cup with Colorado in 01. Nine seasons behind the bench in Columbus, seven as an assistant, two as the head coach, leaving the bench at the end of the, what, 22, 23 season. Got to pave the way for Mike Babcock.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah, I guess. Babcock's coming in. I got to get out of the way here. Mike Babcock wants to thank Brad Larson for making room for Mike Babcock. That's right. He's also got a free copy of my book. Mike Babcock talks about hockey. Thanks, everyone.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Mike Babcock. So BC guy. Did he play in Swift? Yeah. Played in Swift. As did Dan Lamber. Dan Lambert. Lambert.
Starting point is 00:16:24 The way Lambert rolls, but I don't know that's right. He's older, isn't he? Yes, they were never on the same team, but they're both alum. And doesn't know Huska all that well. Blazer. Played with Kail McLean for one year in Hershey. Oh. So interesting, not a lot of ties.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Former head coach in the league. That's a guy that seems to know his way around, that that can't hurt. and I would think that's a big piece of it. I think it's a huge piece. And again, for all the, this is an up and coming star from a lower level, a lot of that fell flat with Mark Savard. Right?
Starting point is 00:17:04 Like it's like everyone's a hot shot up and coming guy until they aren't. Like Travis Green was that guy forever. And it just, yeah. Well, he's a head coach though. And we all raised our eyebrows and said, he's a head coach. I can. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I got a text from someone curious as to Why Savard left the flames? Do we have, do we have speculation? The speculation was and is maybe. Still, he was going to rejoin Craig Barubi this time in Toronto, because he's the head coach there now. That's right.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Yeah. And that wasn't surprising when he was named head coach. Yeah, that was not a surprise. That makes sense. He should be a head coach in the NHH. Red thought he was going to Winnipeg, Toronto instead. Zero percent.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah. Toronto instead. He's not even going when the Leafs play. Is that right? Yeah, he's like, I'm not fly. line of Fargo and bussing in. Screw that shit.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Wow. Who's my sister? Why did Savard leave? Why did he leave? Why would he stay? Might be the better question. And did the flames really want to bring him back? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I don't get the sense that this. Did he have a one year deal? No, there's probably another year. But if both sides don't want year two, you just move along. It's a good question, Red,
Starting point is 00:18:11 because that's one of those things. You're never really going to get a clear answer publicly. But behind the scenes, there has to be some rationale as to why he's gone. Is there another job in the offing? Is he going to pop up in Toronto? We don't, what's he waiting for? That has not happened. And to be fair, like, did Mark Savard come in and wow the flames? I know he didn't have great tools to work with. But I just, if, if you've got a guy under contract, do you think that Conroy went to Savard and said, hey, no, no, we're not debating the merit of
Starting point is 00:18:44 keeping him or what, all of them. No, I think both sides are ready to say, you know what? Like, if you don't, if this isn't lighten your world on fire, don't feel like you got to play out year two here. Like, if you want to be somewhere else, but let's do that. Are you going to forego a salary? Yep.
Starting point is 00:18:59 For that? If you made 50 million and you think you can get a job in Toronto, hell yeah, you do for like 200 grand or whatever he was going to make. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. No, well, again, like you said, the speculation he's going to serve for somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:19:11 He's not losing a salary. He's going to work somewhere else this year is probably the plan, right? Right. But that's so until he does. Like, I, he, not missing paychecks in the summer, right? We're kind of circling it here. We're all saying the same thing.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Well, yeah, sort of. It's not about whether he did a bang up job this year. It would appear as though they could have, they could improve in the power play category for sure. I just thought, Berube's been the guy for a while. If, if he's going to show up there and be an assistant coach,
Starting point is 00:19:45 he's now, he's been. That's by the ex flame for weeks now. Yeah. I don't think it's a direct link anymore. It's curious for sure. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he ends up there. Maybe they got bigger fish fry.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Maybe it's like, hey, there's issues with the, this contract doesn't officially end until June 30. Like, I don't know. Or maybe he and Conroy. Oh, now we're starting to stir it up. Debate over who Iggy's favorite teammate was. Oh, dear. Conroy is not going to play a second fiddle to anyone.
Starting point is 00:20:17 No, he's not. You know, all of a sudden he sees Jerome. in the locker room or in the, in the coaches office, they're sitting getting buddy, buddy. Connie's like, what the, is what the going on over there? Hey, Savvy, shouldn't, we got something to do?
Starting point is 00:20:32 What are you hanging with my buddy for? Jealous Conroy. I didn't see that one. Neither did I, but. Interesting. That's why we talk about these things. That's why I put it out there. Thank you for that.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Yeah. Thanks for that. It's good we had this conversation. Was he London before? Windsor. Windsor. Windsor. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Was it Windsor? Windsor Plywood? No. St. Louis is an assistant, which is the Burby tie. Correct. Two years in Windsor. It's the head coach in the O. and then one year is an assistant in Calgary.
Starting point is 00:21:06 There's nothing of no. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe he's like, you know, this coach and it's a lot of getting up early and working. I don't know that I need that as much as I thought I did. Maybe he's got some Dale Hunter vibes going on where he's like, Why do I want to deal with these ass hat NHL guys?
Starting point is 00:21:24 Yeah. Don't listen and these A hats over here. Why would I want to do it? Well, hey, congrats to, uh, and Brad Lars. We really dug in to Brad and what he's going to offer. Yeah, spent more time talking about Mark Savard than, than Larson, but, um,
Starting point is 00:21:41 he's worked with some pretty high profile coaches and he's, uh, been around as an assistant a long time, probably pretty good at being an assistant. If they watched him being an assistant, assistant for seven years and said you be our head coach for huska this guy on a bench he doesn't really have a relationship with not to be c obviously yeah yeah marston was asked about yesterday he said no i like obviously i know have passed him in coaching circles and saw what he did in colona and then in the american league and that sort of thing so this is not huska plucking this one of his
Starting point is 00:22:17 guys yeah and i don't know that's a problem i mean if if you're connie you're like, hey, this is a guy that he's got some great experience. Right. Do you think, Rob? Oh, geez, yeah, that looks like a great resume. Let's chat. Which they did with Savard. Because Savard didn't, we said, we had the same questions a year ago.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Savard doesn't have a relationship. There's no preexisting situation where they have worked together or are familiar with one another. Hey, listen, we're not looking to stir up shit. It's just, it's a slow news day. Sure is. And it's an interesting hire. Yeah, and teams change assistance pretty regularly. this isn't her shattering stuff yeah it's not a fit you want to move on i would suggest it wasn't
Starting point is 00:22:58 the best fit with mark and not to say that it was a bad fit nothing that changes with the hl squad too uh i don't know that that's the case oh is there something you need to tell us are you applying for jumps are you what's going on here is you are you coached are you going to I'm right in front of me. Are you going to the heats? You're going down the hall to the heats? I don't want to go to Stockton at all. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I don't claim me. Give me his ambassies for you. Because you were going there for a while and I don't blame if you're not wanting to go back. It's really hard. I've heard there's a lot of them, even like, uh, Pascon, that none of them go to Stockton anymore. Really? They just stopped going off the list, eh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Wow. They have stopped going all together. Old. Weird. Very weird. Uh, Ryan, tell us about us about. Out outdoor dental. You're the one who did the outdoor dental experience.
Starting point is 00:23:54 I have a video that... Do you? I don't want to use it now. I kind of got an earmark or something else. Here's the thing. You put so much stock into your videos. Outdoor dental. They're not using janky chisels and hammers.
Starting point is 00:24:11 In fact, they're so cutting edge of the technology they use. They have a laser in there that it's not even just for teeth. It can actually help cure snoring. Is it a freaking laser? It's a freaking laser beam. I figured it was a... It's not coming out of a shark's head because they found that it wasn't really safe.
Starting point is 00:24:28 They couldn't train the sharks. But it works even better not being on a shark's head. And you can actually see some significant results with reducing your snoring or completely eliminating it. My wife, much happier than before the Salaia laser outdoor dental. So what is it? What is it true? Now, you've kind of told us about the laser.
Starting point is 00:24:46 What are we talking about? What are we doing? How do we get it done? Is that what you're asking? Well, it's not, we're not. using picks and axes. Yeah. So what they'll do is they give you a little spray that makes sure there's no pain involved.
Starting point is 00:24:57 They actually did the procedure without it in the beginning, but there's maybe a little mild tickle. So like, all right, we'll just spray in the back of your throat there. And then they run the laser for 15 minutes back and forth over your soft palate. That's one visit. Come back a month later. Do another visit.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Bang, you're done. And this is not for 15 minute sessions. This is not for dental work. This is just for the snoring treatment. Although the same laser nod on a shark's fricking head can do dental stuff as well. It's incredible. It is incredible. State of the art stuff going on at outdoor dental.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Outdoor. In fact, you know what? We have some of the video from some of the competitors of theirs that we'll get to later in the Penderport. Okay. So you have, but you have an earmark for something. It's more appropriate. There's some production that's put with it. Comedy will ensue.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Yeah. Okay. It'll be good. Outdoor. Dot dental, Dr. J. Patel. They're doing 3D printing. of crowns. It's, they are, I mean, they're lap in the field here when it comes to the dental procedures.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Plus, this is, again, I don't know how you get there. I don't know how you think of it. But they are now able to treat your snoring, two 15 minute treatments. That's soft palate of yours too. It needed it. It did. Yeah. Now, again, when you drink a billion beers, there's still a bit of snoring, but on the regular
Starting point is 00:26:15 type nights, much better. Just so much. improvement. So much talking all the time that poor soft palate's just in there. The workout that it gets on a daily basis. It's more tight, tight in the back up. The alcohol. Anyway. That does lead to more talking, though. It does. Sure does. Not for everyone. Some people kind of clam up when they're into the sauce. My grandpa used to sit in Cadillac, sit by himself all day drinking. Didn't say your word. Sat in his Cadillac. Just sitting there. Oh, in the Cadillac bar. Yeah. Sitting they're nice and quiet, minding his own business. At his own chair.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Nobody took it. Yeah. Respecter it there. Outdoor. Dot dental. Go check it out online. That's the website. Outdoor. Now, is a 2-0, can a 2-0 series? Could it be a stranglehold? Because I saw some people saying that that this game coming up tomorrow
Starting point is 00:27:09 is a must win for the Oilers. And that the Panthers have a stranglehold up two games to none. I would say if you lose your next game and you feel like you're not in control, then it's not a stranglehold. I don't think this is a stranglehold. Let's play well in game three. Right back in the stranglehold?
Starting point is 00:27:27 Not yet. Okay. I concur. Now, if the Oilers that outplayed Florida in Florida and come home, maybe you could convince me, but not thus far. Right. Two games is F all. And the Oilers are the better team in game one.
Starting point is 00:27:40 They just got Bobrowski. Now, is it a must win? as close as you can get, Dean. Yeah. I'd say so. No one's ever come back 3-0 in the Stanley Cup final, if I'm correct. Plus, you want to avoid the stranglehold on the 3-0. Because then it becomes a stranglehold.
Starting point is 00:27:59 And you know what it is with this spread-out schedule? That is a long time you've got to stave. It's a lot of staving. You might just have to stave for almost two weeks. Because you'd have to stave Saturday. And if you stave then, then you got that extra day break back to Florida. Stayed Friday. Stave Monday.
Starting point is 00:28:15 If you go down. down 03 and you come back to win, you will have achieved the max amount of staving possible. And no one has done that kind of staving in the modern era. I'll just go check. It's a lot of staving. Smuch stave. All right. Does the slow schedule help one team more than the other?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Is it of a benefit to either team? I think the physicality is helping both them right now. like if you're in Florida you're hoping that extra day gets you a better bark of and if you're the oilers you're hoping you could get nurse back in potentially to more than two shifts in the final 40 minutes if I had to put it on one side I would say that the extra day helps the oilers yeah I don't think it's going to help Van or Kane like what he's dealing with getting fixed anytime soon just physically just emotionally gets down to nothing and having the extra day would you rather play right away or rather think about it for three days in this situation I think I want the extra day. Okay. Yeah, I do too. I just want to, I want to exhale and go, okay,
Starting point is 00:29:20 whoa, it's a long flight. Let's regroup here. You had a lot there. You flew down, you played, you lost, you kind of played well.
Starting point is 00:29:30 You played well, but you didn't win. And then you played again and you weren't very good. 1942. Toronto came back on the wings three. Oh, that is it.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Love. Do it. Go leaves. Old boots. McGillicuddy was great for for Toronto or the winks won that one of course Jimmy Pike Smithers.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Yeah. Good times. Yeah, I think I think the Oilers would probably like the extra beat just to take a break. And you know what? The fans also need it too. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:30:05 Yeah, I think the oiler fans need it. They've had a lot of time off. Are they getting soft on us here? I just think temperature ran high. Yeah. You know? That's true. I guess the week off before the series start has nothing to do with today.
Starting point is 00:30:17 They need today off. It ran a little high. A lot, because a lot of them made the trip down there. I know some of our donkeys up in Edmonton. Well, it seemed like everybody. Did they,
Starting point is 00:30:25 did they try to reject? Because it was, it looked like they maybe had a section for all the Oilers Nation guys that were down there. I don't know. Anyway. Hey, if you're a fan, that's living your dream.
Starting point is 00:30:38 When you're a fan, you do whatever it takes to get there. But yeah, a lot of, a lot of fans did go down. And it's tough when you're in the opposing barn and you lose and then all the other, you know, everyone's taking a run at you,
Starting point is 00:30:52 taking the piss out of you. Yeah. You get a little upset sometimes. Mm. Yeah. upset. On camera guy there. I didn't have Jimmy the Bleach Bronn,
Starting point is 00:31:42 uh, midja, AAA from Sherwood Park being the rational one there. That was like bigger and being the peacekeeper between torts and heart. And heartily. I didn't see that coming. Yeah. The security guard there in the red shirt.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Hey, whoa, hey. Hey, guys. Oh, yeah. I've got a red shirt on. It says security on the back. I would expect you to have a little bit more. I do this twice a week for golf money. I don't need to get involved in this.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I'm retired. I get to see some of the games. I know some of the rushers. I'm not getting her. Well, I don't know. You know what? It's nice to see the Euler fans fighting people other than oiler fans. There's been a lot of that spring.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah, we've seen Euler on Euler crime. Mm-hmm. So now they're kind of reaching out. which is nice. Yeah. Yeah. Spreading the good word. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Spreading the good word. You know what? Let everyone know what Edmonton's all about. The gospel of Edmonton. Yeah. You're an ambassador when you travel. So you want to be all the things that you're proud of your city. Listen, Panther fans, if you come up to Edmonton, this is what going to be.
Starting point is 00:32:39 You can expect this. It'll be great. Come on up. Scrappy. Yeah. A little scrappy. Slappy. Stabby?
Starting point is 00:32:47 I hope not stabby. He said Winnipeg was stabby. I don't know if Edmonton's a stabby. Abby. It's crappier. Yeah, it's smelly, sweaty. They'll be ready. Say this about that crowd. They will be ready. They'll be ready. It's just that if something doesn't go right early, I still think that there's a recipe here where that's a quiet barn. I'd love to see a jersey. Oh, we haven't seen a jersey in a while. It was, that lady tried to throw a jersey off, but just got stuck to the top. Yeah, she didn't take it all the way off. She got a partly. I'm going to throw it out, take off the,
Starting point is 00:33:19 but then she brought it back down. Yeah. I guess she'd. Hell of a gal. I saw they had her own spitting chicklets, what, yesterday? Yeah, there's a lot of things. I just don't know how they don't get canceled. I really,
Starting point is 00:33:31 some good sleuthing there. Some good sleuthing. She said on, on chicklets and you'd go find it. She'd had something, only ate a bag of cheesies and then had a bunch of drinks. She said they had eight of those. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Neutral or something. That's what it was. Those celtzers or whatever. So. So, Rhett, keep that in mind. Yeah, if you're going up to Florida, that's, if you're coming from Florida, Edmonton, that's what you're going to expect. More protein in your diet. Cheetos.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Otherwise, your top might be coming off. I'd hate to see that. We would hate to see that. I do want to, for our fantasy football league, like, I want to commit to something. You haven't had a last place punishment. I finished last last year. We've kicked around some ideas that are pretty epic. The Waffle House one went viral a few years ago where you got to, you got to eat 24 Waffle.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Every waffle you eat. Are you going to be there 24 hours in a waffle house? Knock off an hour for every waffle you eat. That would be great at that one, I think. Hit a wall maybe around seven or eight. There's a guy live tweeting it. There's some other good ideas. I think we need to send someone to Edmonton,
Starting point is 00:34:35 last place in our league this year for fantasy football. Go. To the Moss pit in full flames gear for an oilish playoff game. I think that has to be our last place punishment. You finished last tomorrow night. No, so this is, again, Take some video. I can restart it if you're like.
Starting point is 00:34:51 So next year. Oh, because I see. Do you know how much harder I would have GMed if I had that staring at me? No, no, no, I would have just absolutely scoured the waiver wire just to finish second last.
Starting point is 00:35:01 You run the league. You can make the stipulations. Do the right thing. You know what? I think the fair thing is let's put it to a vote. I think it's a great idea. And if the vote passes, then tomorrow night.
Starting point is 00:35:14 We'll pay for your ticket. Ticket. Do you want to take a camera here? It's a $20. Moss pit ticket? I'm good. Thank you, Red. We'll pay,
Starting point is 00:35:23 everyone chip in your $2. Yes. I don't want you out of the money. You already lost. Your e-transfer charges are going to be more than the money. He'll fax in a check. He'll fax you check. I just think that would be.
Starting point is 00:35:36 That's peak punishment. Yeah, it's not ideal. Yeah, because they're fighting each other. You get one of you guys in there? Talk about the barn. You think back to last series. when Dallas went up quick, what is it, game four, right? They were 2-0-0.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Yeah. That was a quiet bar. Yeah, and the good news for them is that by the time they'd got to intermission, it was 2-2 already. It didn't last long, but that's the type of start for Florida that can make that a home game for them. Yeah. And Dallas never recovered.
Starting point is 00:36:10 That was it for them. Edmonton never looked back and Dallas just packed it in. Is that a good Can-Con song? Never looked back. Never looked back. here's Ryan Pike, Pike, Pike bomb. Pindor, if you go up there, Waws and the boys will take care of you.
Starting point is 00:36:23 That's why. I'm not sure. Yeah. Is that the guy that doesn't show his face? No. No, that's the guy in the video from Florida. Oh, man, I got to protect. I love the attack on the camera.
Starting point is 00:36:38 That's no good at hockey that was on the answer? There's a different guy. I'd like to see the attack on the cameraman again. That was great. That was. Yeah, he locked in and realized. Get back to the end of that tilt, Jack. Yeah, realize that dude was just standing there taking the video.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I got a new target. Yeah. Damn it, this guy's got me on video acting like an idiot. So know what I'm going to do is something more idiotic than what I've already done. Yeah, damn him. I don't know how we managed to get away from this security guard, though. And with the kids, it looks like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Hey, hey, I've got one hand on you here. Alford, the security guard. All have you know, I played high school linebacker in 48. of the god here happy gilmore's caddy sir middle finger f bombs i'd really hate that they don't look that wrong oh hey just let me go i'm fine i'm fine come here you son come me he you can see where he goes squirrel his eyes lock yeah this mf is paying for it right about i got let me go i got a good i'm not good ah oh you hate to see it when you're 50 15 year old of bleached blonde hair has to.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Do you think that's dad? I mean, why the hell else? Isn't he there? They got matching ugly Todd McFarland jerseys. It's got to be dad. Hair is bleached from the midget, AAA playoffs that he played in. Big game in Spruce Grove.
Starting point is 00:38:08 If you see, that had the orange in there. So that was the reverse retro or whatever it is from last year or the year before. I thought it was two of the Sprocket ones. It's, yeah, it is. But they put some orange in there for good measure when they went back and did the jerseys. Anyway, you know what?
Starting point is 00:38:23 Looking forward to a game tomorrow. Game's going to be a good one tomorrow. Everyone behave. Have a good time up there. Not going. But I'll watch it. You're not going to add up to the cultural capital? I'm not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:38:33 What is the fantasy line hotel fully booked or what's the problem? Couldn't get the Safari Suite? Go ahead and get the day pass at the water park? Water park must be just round. Can you imagine the fecal matter in the old water park? We should get Frank on and alert him before it. Because he, you know, he likes to go out on his off days. Yeah, he sure does.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah. Pontoing on two months Sunday. Hey, listen, I'm sure all those kids are definitely getting out of the water to go pee.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Yes. Yeah. Definitely going to the washroom 100% to pee. Yep. Gross. A couple chlorine tablets are good. That's why you put it in there.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Yeah. Because I would think they'd have people that work there to go in and like clean the filters and take care of that stuff. Can you imagine that goes? Do you know like when you go into the US they'll have the like terror?
Starting point is 00:39:27 system and like green is like little bit of terror and then they go to yellow like medium terror and then they're like orange is like holy shit someone's got a fire on nuke and ass and then red's like yeah that's like the chlorine guy at west ofton mall he's only dealing with there's no like everything's good it's all just different never green when he walks in there it's never green they can take green off the damn chart this one eff and day i want to walk in here and see it green that's right one day too much to add God damn it. Orange again.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Kids aren't even in yet. Well, let's get to the Pinder report. I understand there's some video. There's some desk work meantime. Village Honda. The Honda Civic continues to lead the way in value, reliability, and performance. The brand new 2024 Civic.
Starting point is 00:40:22 10 out of 10 in car and drivers, comprehensive vehicle testing, the Civic Type R and S.I. ranked number one and two respectively in the sport compact category. It doesn't get much more reliable than the Honda Civic. It just doesn't. It's like, they run forever. They do. They really do.
Starting point is 00:40:39 They got a prelude in there from what are you? Is it like 89? Yeah. Looks great. It's brand new. I keep putting offers on it. It's a display model. No, but I want it.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I actually want it. It's not for sale. The Pinda report is a presentation of Village Honda in the Northwest Auto Mall. And a reminder, if you see anything suspicious, please report it to me for the Pinda report. Right. Thank you. Good.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Let's start with a bad beat or what might be a bad beat. Or is it a great news? The Minnesota Wild? Look at this. Aesthetics reporting that the Wild will go to the North Star's colors. That was their reverse retro. I do like the state over the A for assistant. Alternate, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:41:21 What's on Marcus Flan? See how it's not a square. It's the shape of Minnesota. That's so cool. Yeah. Now, that was really exciting news for those of us that thought that was one of the best reverse retroes until, done, done, done. Yeah, it's no truth to this from Minnesota Wild. Quote, not based in fact, end quote.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Not based in fact. Yes, information. Yes, miss. Yeah, we're good at that. Which is too bad because that's a winner. And it's weird because I've, honestly, if they just wanted to go pet the bloody North Star logo back up there too, it's one of the greatest. It really is. Kelly Green, that bear cat, whatever the hell it is.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Yeah. I mean, it's creative, right? Creative, but it's the head of a something and there's stuff inside it and all that. Yeah. But the, um, that, that green is much better than that beige, dark, dark green red thing that they're doing. Christmas colors, green and it's okay to admit you were wrong and make changes. And like, you can't go back to the North Stars right away. That's right into the scar tissue people.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Enough times passed. So much time has passed. It's like if the Jets went back to the original like they do with their thirds, everyone loves it. Great. Do you want a great? Pike bomb? Yeah, Pike bomb.
Starting point is 00:42:32 What we got? I'm told the Flames have no plans to change. Oh, my God. Thank you, Pike. I appreciate that. If you were thinking maybe. I was worried they were bringing back to Walmart pajamas where someone spent 10 minutes and put Calgary in cursive
Starting point is 00:42:45 and called it a jersey. Real bad. That's not coming back. Thank you, Pike. God bless you. We do some sad news. The logo has passed away. Jerry West.
Starting point is 00:42:56 It's gone. I know this is the man that, yes, of course, was the player in the NBA logo. Heck of a life there. Ferting with 90 years. And, yes, a Hall of Famer at 86. Gone. Do you have any Jerry West anecdotes? Well, we hung out a lot when we were kids.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Because you'd sneak into the grotto at the Playboy Mansion, right? They had that little hole in the fence. He was really tall, better than me at basketball. Okay. For sure. rest in peace chair those are polite and nice words let's hear from michael jordan to put next to boomer's words he had this to say on the passing of a legend i'm so deeply saddened at the news of jerry's passing he was truly a friend and a mentor like an older brother to me i valued his friendship
Starting point is 00:43:45 and knowledge i always wished i could have played against him as a competitor but the more i came to know him i wish i had been his teammate i admired his basketball insights and he and I shared many similarities to how we approach the game. He will be forever missed. My condolences to his wife, Karen, and his son's rest in peace logo. He was a much beloved figure. I mean, not to, you know, not to make fun of it. He, uh, well, he was.
Starting point is 00:44:10 He was the, he's the logo of the league. Doesn't get bigger than that. You're the bleepin logo. Yeah. So huge loss in the basketball world for sure. We move to baseball. Boy, we don't do this often, friends, but it is lean. Uh, so let's go.
Starting point is 00:44:22 The Blue Jays made a trade. a long time j cabin beggio off to the dodgers he was df a dean what about dalton pompey ah he could run god if he could just hit and that's kind of the same with begio who's currently hitting 200 this year i mean he is hitting his weight but he's not hitting daniel bogelbach i was going to ask how much he weighs um oof that's a rough slash line there he's playing in the majors we're not what's right he still is it was a close one here but the dodgers are sending a double and triple A pitcher back to the Blue Jays for him. So a farm hand for Kevin B.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Here he go. Lefty. Good luck, Kevin. Your dad is really good. Do you think they missed the L on the birth certificate? Calvin, your dad was great at baseball, horrible at signing birth certificates.
Starting point is 00:45:15 He missed the L. That's interesting. Kevin, I've not heard of that name. What do you, Kevin, it's Calvin. Well,
Starting point is 00:45:20 no, here's the, you wrote, it's too late now. It's C-A-V-A-A-A-A-A. Yeah, it's ink. Oh, my. You don't know any cavens?
Starting point is 00:45:27 Babe. Do you rank? Okay. Cabin is what we're called. Okay. Kel, Kel, Cal. Can you call a CA? Just Cabizio.
Starting point is 00:45:40 He's been playing like Kaka. He's like, oh, Jesus. I'm not kidding. That's move. Here's their lineup today. It's an off day for Vladimir Gereau Jr. Friends. So they've got a six foot 280 pounder hitting T.A.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Shit. Boba Chet in the three hole. Okay. They can get to 500 today, fellas. Again, last time they had a chance to do that, they lost. Those two days ago. Okay. How bad are the Blue Jays that scoring runs?
Starting point is 00:46:08 Check this stat out. This blew my mind. When the Jays score three runs, they're 32 and 10. This is a team below 500. They're like 22 games over 500. All they have to do is get to three bleeping runs. Lord. What?
Starting point is 00:46:29 How bad is that? It's the dead ball era, I guess. Is that what we're... Oh, it's the dead bats and the Blue Jays dugout is all it is. The pictures are so good. Oh, man. And they got that jacket and the red carpet. Jackets back.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Oh, it's so good. Good since the Jack came back, but they also played the White Sox seven times in there. That helps. That does help. Yeah. U.S. Open. Are you excited, Red? You must be jacked.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah, I love tennis. He loves tennis. That's also. coming up but not tomorrow. Here are your tea times with the Canucks. Quarkonters. This is Buffalo time because they knew right to be watching. Yeah, thanks, Adam.
Starting point is 00:47:04 7.18 a.m. for Gore. Adam Hadwin, 751. It's amateur that qualified, I believe, from Canada. Adam Svenson, Nick Taylor, McKenzie Hughes, and Taylor Pendor. That's seven Canucks guys. That's pretty cool for the
Starting point is 00:47:19 OSO. Matching an all-time hive seven last year. it's uh it's i know you're excited i can feel it's the glory days of golf it is a bumper crop of canadians and actually interesting is that i believe this is the final tournament that will determine the rankings for olympics only two can go represent canada and it's quite close i believe hadwin and taylor the two that would go now but also any others close enough to win the u.s open go you you go to paris it's tough to get into the olympics well tough to get to
Starting point is 00:47:53 into the Olympics, but it's also tough to get into the golf while the Olympics are on. Yeah, the golf of the Olympics did not really flourish in Tokyo. You're spending so much time watching steeple chase. How do you spend time watching golf? Guys, these are the uneven
Starting point is 00:48:09 bars. I can't switch to golf right now. It's the pommel horse. It's rhythmic gymnastics. I'm not changing the channel. God, we love those sports for two weeks. It's the 9 by 5,000. Relay. That's not a thing. What?
Starting point is 00:48:25 You know what is the thing? It is quite easy to understand. It's the European championships this summer, Rhett. Friday. I love hoops. Scotland v. Germany, your host. Now, you went to what? The World Cup in Germany, Red?
Starting point is 00:48:37 World Cup and Germany. This will be almost as exciting. Just less Vuvuzala's and Latin Americans. It's all the best countries in the world, minus a few, because it's Europe. Six groups, four in each. It's a diluted 24-team field. And they'll advance 16 out of those 24 to the knockout round. Who didn't make it, I guess would be that.
Starting point is 00:48:59 There are some good countries that didn't make it. But yeah, like Wales, I think we're disappointed. They lost them a playoff. And there's some teams that aren't that good that did make it, Georgia. Yeah. So where is Canada? Canada not in Europe yet. Although tectonic plates, I'm sure are moving, Dean.
Starting point is 00:49:18 So maybe in the next. I see Turkey. Turkey, yeah. You know Turkey. Albania. I think there's one you're quite familiar with. There's Hungary in Group A. We'll move on.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Let's go to, speaking of Hungary, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship Redd where we have controversy on Coney Island. Joey Chestnut has been banned from this year's hot dog eating contest. The goat. More titles than Brady.
Starting point is 00:49:47 The greatest athlete of our lives. Better than Secretariat, Dean. Joey Chestnut banned. from the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. And tell us why. He's got a partnership with a vegan hot dog company. Get that out of here, Joey. So is Joey wrong for taking the money?
Starting point is 00:50:09 Or is Nathan's wrong for banning him for just having a deal? Nathan's is wrong. Okay. Joey Chestnut. It's a goddamn icon. He's a, right? Sign deals with whatever he wants. Why do people pay attention?
Starting point is 00:50:23 Joey Chestnut. No, no, no. This has been a huge contest for 100 years. I'm with Nathan on this. Are you with Nathan? Joey Chestnut. You're with Nate Dog? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:50:35 No, I'm not sure I actually enjoy the Nathan. You're never bigger than the game. And that's what Joey thinks. He's gotten to be bigger than the game. He's just saying it's like Tom Brady. Hot dog eating contest. Not who's Joey Chestnut. No, but he's not saying, hey, I need extra.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I need spit. certain circumstance. I need special treatment. He has certain substances in it. And Joey ain't supporting those substances. He's going down a different path out of here, buddy. Mm.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Joey was ready to eat those Nathan's hot dogs, red. He's not boycotting meat dogs. He's just taking money from vegan dogs. They're giving him the heave hole. Because he's just trying to make a living. You can have an opinion. Yeah. But Nathan's does not need Joey. I'll say this, Nathan's, they're not
Starting point is 00:51:21 putting up with any shit. Is that right? apparently. I mean, now here's the thing. Is this the greatest PR campaign of all time where they say he's not coming? And then it's like, oh, no, he's here. Like, could they go full WWE on us? And then we're even more excited about the hot dog eating
Starting point is 00:51:36 because I have no interest in watching. I don't know how it's as popular as it is to begin with. It's the American pastime. Is that what it is? Eating hot dogs and becoming morbidly obese. You know, I'll say this. It's a great watch. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Right? It doesn't make your stomach turn. It's not vile or disgusting in any way. It's a really wonderful watch. And it's not the first time that we've had some chicanery and controversy surrounding the event. I believe Kobayashi was caught with some sort of hole in his stomach surgery or some weird. Yeah, he was sitting on a five-gallon pail and it went right from his throat to his, right down the shitter. Just right down the tunnel.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Express route. That's why he was dipping him in the cup of water. If Tom Brady invests in a pickleball league, you're not going to let them play in the NFL. Is that what I'm hearing, Red? No, no, this is completely different. Is this? Okay. 19702 the first year.
Starting point is 00:52:35 So it is the 100. Threats math checks out. And let's go to the list of winners here. Last year, Joey at 62 led the men. 22, he had 63, 76 in 2021. It's a lot of dogs, Dino. See, it's one thing to hear that. Can you imagine what 76 hot dogs looks like sitting in front of you?
Starting point is 00:52:58 They have to keep bringing out towers of them. Like you can't put that many in front of it. Like in your life? No, no. That's not even his record. In like, how long did they get? Five minutes? It's,
Starting point is 00:53:09 the human body's an amazing thing. Joy Chesnet breaks the world record with 76. Defending champion, Mickey Sudo, was out. due to her pregnancy, the lady's title changed that. Oh. Tough being pregnant and hammering 30 dogs. Not a lot of,
Starting point is 00:53:27 not a lot of area. It's tight in there. We've got a capacity issue. The fetus is like, what the, what's going on in here? It's raining hot dogs. What the hell? It's getting hot in here. Right. You're going this year? I know you're a big fan. I might.
Starting point is 00:53:44 July 4. You teach Joey Chestnut a lesson about his side sponsorships. I don't know my kids. Show your support for the contest. What I wanted to do is just teach my kids the commitment to the cause or whatever you choose to do in life, you got to go for. Dedicate yourself. Truth. Chestnut has been winning this thing since 2007. It's a bold move by Nathan's to give him the boot.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Kobeashi set the world and Japanese records with 53 and three quarters in 06. Think about what he's added to those world records. Wow. All right. Sadly, we have to move on. We've run out of competitive eating news today. Stay tuned tomorrow. Let's get back to our boy Tim Nackie. You had a fun hand here. This is a good one. It's day 12. Going to Blackjack and bidding one cent for your follower. I've got week three, day two. Off to a ripory start last week. Let's get her down. All righty, ladies and gentlemen, it is day 12. 13K the button, 400 each of the side bits. Our dealer has the structural integrity of a half-cooked noodle. go Jimmy Neutron, your big-headed fuck. We see three is gross. And they three pass. Perfect pairs.
Starting point is 00:54:57 25 to one on the perfect pairs. 10K, get that in you. Oh, you little beauty, that's going to be a hit. We may be absolutely toasted here. Four, five or six. Five, five takes us to 11. Hit here. 10 for 21. Get in both ways. A double dog fucking dare you. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Jimmy Newton! Pills up Trumps! Bang fucking bang! Oh my God, I will see you all tomorrow!
Starting point is 00:55:35 And we've got a beautiful buffer two days into week three. Fuck you, Walter! There it is. That's a great hand. That is. Never happened to me once, ever that hand. Never had the threes and hit the pairs and then get the five to put me. 11 and then hit the face card for 20 you got to hit you got to be doing on the side bat's right if you're yeah like I say that's never happened to me I don't play as much
Starting point is 00:55:58 sim oh good job to me that boy too it's golfing a lot you notice that life's good after he banked that half a million so pushing the cart they once that amazing too like 34 grand and we're like well no no we said something yesterday we got onto it like guys are so dumb And women are like, oh my gosh, like, what is he doing? Like, I bet you he's just thinking about other girls or like, is he got a side piece? What is he actually doing right now? Wonder what her name is.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I know he's doing it. I can just tell. I'm going through his phone as soon as he gets home. Oh, my God. So we got a video that explains exactly what's happening here. Get it, Dave.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Get it out. I mean, it's basically exactly what we said yesterday. Yep. That's. He's probably cheating on me. And when the boys actually pretending to take dumps as sewage truck. Unload. That's us.
Starting point is 00:56:57 That's us. We're dumb animals. Babe, you have nothing to worry about. I mean, it's going to be stinky when I get in. I got some of my shoe, but really, beyond that, not much to worry about. Simple animals, Rhett. Poop jokes, food, cold drink, maybe some stupid money. We're definitely dumb.
Starting point is 00:57:20 I went out with the stupid money champion last night for a couple of months. Really? Yes. Bolts? Yeah. Eric Bolton. Is he visiting or is it home there? He lives here. What's a bunch of guys?
Starting point is 00:57:33 What about his boys? What are they doing? Are they back skating? And they're right in that stupid money. Yes. They follow in the footsteps. They are, hey? There's 20 bucks.
Starting point is 00:57:46 You the jar of margin. Yeah. Trying to get them to sign in Calgary. Run around. Yeah. Stir up some shit. Really? Be a pain in the ass.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I do this guy like that. Sure. I don't know how this is going to go, but I saw the start of this video, and it looked rather precarious, and I said, you know what, I'm going to save this for the Pind Report. So you can see very closely,
Starting point is 00:58:09 there's a Red Bill logo at the bottom on a jump. It's a huge, massive cliff, and something at the top, I think we have a bike track, guys. Speed hits the jump, but he's going to make it over. Oh. That guy.
Starting point is 00:58:30 getting late tonight so that's pretty cool oh le like at this are you kidding me rat how many guys out of a million could do that without dying him dean oh it's not a bike and outfit x games my kid was into that downhill biking for a while and two falls later he'd watch all that stuff yeah those guys are And so talented and crazy. Yes. Like immensely talented. And I might just shatter my collarbone today. Again, the risk reward thing, right?
Starting point is 00:59:11 The reward's probably pretty good. I don't know, is it? I don't know if it's good enough. Google. Do you think there's a big paycheck at the, so he's landed that jump? I don't know. If he's on Red Bull payroll, who knows?
Starting point is 00:59:23 Yeah. Look like there was a Red Bull thing there. Could be a Red Bull guy. or does he just get wings? Because I hear it gives you wings. He's definitely had wings. You see him fly there? Here's a sport we need more of.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Now I'm going to ask you guys, watch to the very end, please. Would you rather watch Euro 20204, which is traditional soccer, or this Japanese game show demolition derby soccer? Wait till the end, please, before submitting your vote. There's the net. Oh, here's indeed. right there. Look at the speed.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Oh, put her home, put her home, put her home. Bam! Go! Cratch the net. All right, you got to pick one. Is it demolition derby soccer or Europe? What are you locked in? Oh, it's demo derby. I don't even need the soccer ball.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Yeah, the hood's up. You can even see what's going. Oh, yeah. 100 grand. Is that what you make? The top mountain down. downhill, Flippy flyer guy.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Yeah, I can't. No. Nope. No, no, no. No. Anyway, sorry. Carry on. So that's best case. If you don't fall and die,
Starting point is 01:00:50 you'll make 100 grand. Well, and they might even be like, yeah, checks in the mail. We're just going to fax it over. Then you die. Yeah. Get the. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:55 They cut that fast. I'm sure. Any medical needs. We've had a lot of fishing videos surface on the Pender report the last week. I don't know what's happened to the algorithm. I don't know if it's just people are talking about it more. It must be.
Starting point is 01:01:08 fishing season open and um i think we're now in the tropics somewhere this is a trigger fish let's uh see what's up just caught this massive trigger fish here on the rocks i want to show you guys and check this up watch this look at these things teeth look at the teeth oh those right there could bite your finger off in one second that's that's insane definitely get your fingers right in there it's got to be a british one right that's a just awful teeth can you zoom back in on those jack that is smoker oh yuck Yeah, it looks like the secretary at the elementary school, doesn't it? That's what a horrible set.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Yellow at the front. Outdoor dental. Yeah. Yeah, see, this is the thing. Jay Patel. You get him in there, that trigger fish. Don't wait until he's 80. Get that all sorted out.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Oh, hey, how you doing? I heard about the Salihales. Oh, go, thank you all for, I help you all. Let's guarantee what he sounds like. Yeah, 100%. Let's check in on Rett's favorite. I'm not sure about my soft palate, but, uh, you can do something. Well, take a look while you're in there.
Starting point is 01:02:12 In size is my cuspids. Uh, I need a little attention, I think. Jesus. Bycuspid. From by cuspids to, uh, canines. Got a kind of tooth? Yep. This is the kind of dog.
Starting point is 01:02:30 What do we do? He's not going to clear that fence, is he? Nope. He's going to get that. Am. Are you kidding me? Right into dad's arms. Red doesn't like dogs.
Starting point is 01:02:46 How? How is that possible? Look at this. Power, Rhett. Boom, boom. Explosive. Is that a Belgian Malinaoa? Yep.
Starting point is 01:02:56 That's the one. Don't hurt yourself. Mala, Mala. Ding-dong. Oh, Mala. Fanamanamout. The Utah Malamala, Malamount. The Malamout.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Malamu. Malamonois. Marmalade. Marmalade. Let's go. to human jumping around. What's in Marmalade? Oh, it's got to be orange rinds or something.
Starting point is 01:03:21 It's rinds and something. Ah, Rines. Orange Rines for sure. I don't get it. Okay, so we're back to parkour. Now, again, you don't practice. You just do it and live. Practice you'll die, right, Rand?
Starting point is 01:03:30 It's one and done. This guy looks like he's been practicing. I don't like it. Oh, fuck. All good. All good. You're not all good. I think it's a little shoulder on.
Starting point is 01:03:42 I think it's a fist of my shoulder or something. A shoulder or something. Okay. Yeah, what about your jib? It looks like a young warner. Look at him. Oh, fuck. All good.
Starting point is 01:03:56 All good. A little shoulder. I think it's going to be buffalo at that hair length, right, Red? Why is the camera guy saying, all good? It's all good. It's like when you're a parent and you have young kids and they take a tumbler. You're fine. You're fine.
Starting point is 01:04:11 You're fine. You're okay. Everything's okay. Yep, you're good. Deep breath. All good. No, I think actually I've shattered everything
Starting point is 01:04:18 in this area. This region? Facial. Completely shattered. Did you see what I just did? I just smashed my face into concrete. And yeah, hard,
Starting point is 01:04:29 yeah, bricks. All good. Concrete cement, yeah. Fuck you all good. Did you see what happened? My bicuspids and incisors are a mess. I gotta go see Dr. J. Patel.
Starting point is 01:04:41 I gotta go sell laser. And we'll get to J. in a moment. But first, before we get to Jay, it's time for some snacks. What do you think? Snack time. We've got a lot of amygias Falsiannes,
Starting point is 01:04:54 for fofokkears and lingwarudas. Let's do a recipe with this personal mal-amado. After all these bishops, peasantonious, but with much good, a wash of them.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Dirty scurfing. What are you season with? Now, what are you seasoned? Oh, yeah. of the onions maybe? Llamagraph. In a sequence, I'm going.
Starting point is 01:05:17 There's a scrubbing stops moving pretty quick in that hot oil, doesn't it? Yeah. Look at the veggies in. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Serva in a tigella more beautiful to have a presentable the
Starting point is 01:05:36 Oh, look at some salsa for you. Delicious. Delicious. Fico con want to to do this recitinia exotica?
Starting point is 01:05:44 Oh, there's the one. Yeah, the centipede there, whatever. Yum. Huge selection of used vehicles. Not yet. All makes all models. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Told you something about Dr. Jay in here. What? Dr. Jay. Outdoor. Dot down. This is what happens when you don't go to Dr. Jay and you trust other people
Starting point is 01:06:05 with your bike cuspids, Dean. This is how you do it right next hour. new in-stock inventory. On the ground. Oh, yeah, baby. Did he get two? Or was that something else that fell out of it?
Starting point is 01:06:24 He's got the walking boot too, right? I got it, baby. I got it. That tooth won't be bugging you anymore. It's gone forever. Do you want to get it? Is that? I think Dr. Jay probably could have saved us.
Starting point is 01:06:40 What's the motivation for you with this? What is, uh, well the more you arrive and when that when that shows up so you that you find it it's oh i've got a good one or two dozen people that say i think boomers should see this and you could talk about is that what it is oh yeah i'm more of a consolidator an aggregator than you and jack i'm not really hunting for this really have no part in this whole thing it's the algorithm it's our great fans of the show people want you to see this stuff dean they really do it's uh every day it's called the pender report for Village Honda. Done.
Starting point is 01:07:19 I mean, yeah. So that was the one you were saving. Yeah, I mean. Well, it was worth the weight. I sure was. I'm glad we held on to it for sure. I'll tell that guy. Send me that. Good job with the sports today, Ryan. I'm proud of you. We're trying. U.S. Open. Yep. The golf one. Turkey. Turkey. Village Honda. Huge selection of used vehicles. All makes all models, all budgets, 90 units on site access to more than 500 more inside the dealership group. Why go anywhere else?
Starting point is 01:07:51 It's why they're your dealership for life. They're worth the trip. Northwest Automol village honda.com online. Okay. Now what? We do another show before they play a game. Yeah, I think we're supposed to do one tomorrow. We don't have to.
Starting point is 01:08:16 You got Dregor tomorrow or is he going Friday? I don't know. He's going to be busy in Edmonton, too. All those Toronto guys are going to be in Edmonton. Well, you know, I'll reach out. I can do it right now if you want. No, it feels like an after show thing. I'll text them.
Starting point is 01:08:30 You guys talk about something. Brett, where is the U.S. open this year? Torrey Pines. That's all right. What did you just name a golf course? If it is, I'm excited. Look it up. I'm going to look it up right now.
Starting point is 01:08:46 People think I don't know what I'm talking about. sometimes I do. Sometimes, no. It is at Pinethurst. Damn. I knew it had a pine in it. Yeah, and North Carolina is very close to San Diego. I could understand the confusion.
Starting point is 01:09:02 It was a pine, yeah, pinehurst. Torrey Pines, Pines, Piner's number two. Can I say, I'll talk about something. We've got a slight taste in our house of what's to come. And it's what's to come for all of you with children that attend schools. You people. And then they get the summer off. So we've gotten a small taste of it this week.
Starting point is 01:09:30 You said early exits, right? We're 11 o'clock pickups. We're three days in. I'm losing my effing mind. Yeah. How many summer camps have you booked in the last three days? Yeah. It is it is treacherous.
Starting point is 01:09:45 It's mind-numbing. It's dangerous. I mean, I don't know what other words to use. You can only hope and pray that it goes by quickly. It's going to be bothersome. This summer off bullshit has to end. I've never seen him advocate for more schooling. More schooling.
Starting point is 01:10:11 So we need. Can we not lock them up in some sort of activity for at least six hours? A day? We started with lockup. I was wondering where it was going to go. It was not the right. Whatever. Like, come on.
Starting point is 01:10:25 All day off? All day. You got to get them in camps, man. Keep them busy. Let someone else parent. Camp counselors, hockey coaches. I'm just saying we've only had half days. And it's only been three.
Starting point is 01:10:46 And shit is hitting the fan. I feel like maybe it's time for a nanny. your kids now that they're in their teens. I wonder about this boarding school now. Rethink the schooling, the whole thing where you just send them. Yeah, that's where your dog is. It's just that Dean's boarding school, right?
Starting point is 01:11:06 Here's the thing. I was going to say, if you take a certain path with your parenting, I think at some point, someone will come up and just take the kids away from you. Really? Yeah. Is that a great deal or what?
Starting point is 01:11:20 It seems like it. Yeah. They don't ask any questions. They're not looking for dough. They just come in, take a look around, see what the circumstances are. And if it's at a certain state, they're just going to wheel them right out of there. Can you call them? You may never see them again.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Where do you find these people? God. Dying to know. I'm waiting for the catch. You can email Rhett at Lyons Not Sheep at... At today's parents.com. That's right. I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:11:53 You think Somers? going to be great and you're three days in, you're ready to snap. And I can't. And in our line of work, it's even worse because we're around. You need to, uh, some guys are going to showing up at work at eight and can push it off leaving to us. Yeah, like, you know, we don't, we don't have jobs. No.
Starting point is 01:12:14 We're hanging around the house all day. We don't want them hanging around the house all day. There's not even a sport. There's not even a sport that we follow enough all summer to say, I'm working. I have to work. Are you telling me you're just going to hang around the house all day? That's what I do. I don't want you around when I'm at home all day.
Starting point is 01:12:35 It's my gig. Get in your bike. Go do something. What are you going to do? I'm hanging around the house. Nothing. Isn't that what you're giving me heck? Listen, just do as I say not as I do.
Starting point is 01:12:50 Shush. All right? I got to get back to doing sweet F.A. here. And if you could bugger off, that'd be great. You know what? were back in frontier Saskatchewan would save the day, Rhett. There's got to be some dusty golf course of sand greens where the membership is $100 for a junior all summer and you drop them off at breakfast and pick them up for dinner. It's funny you say that. That's the move. Nothing else takes more time than
Starting point is 01:13:14 golf. It was like last week or earlier this week. The days old was at home and I hear the garage door going up and then the door slam. What the fuck? It's 12. 40. What is going? Hey, what? No, we just, we had the exam this morning and then, uh, nothing for the rest of the day. So you're home now for the rest of the day? Well, yeah, we had class this morning and then that was it. There it is. Frontier. This is the Frontier golf course. Grass greens. Oh, fancy.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Oh, it's not grass greens. Okay. It doesn't say home of Brett Warner there. No. It took that down after those allegations. Yeah. after they took your kids away the first time. Look at the ball done. Look at the track. Where is the course?
Starting point is 01:14:07 I just still don't see it. This is great. This is what they need. Is your son there? Oh. That could be your son right there, away from the home. Wait.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Playing baseball and golf. Yeah, that's what I grew up. Right there. That parking lot. That's your name. No, that's my cousin. Oh. And?
Starting point is 01:14:26 Yeah, that's small town. Hot. small town you talk to people in big cities and you say you grew up in this and you showed them a picture of it and they're like what in the F are you talking about you grew up there I was thinking of where are the malls I was thinking of taking some vid when I go back to please do my stomping ground it would be really good if you could do some sort of that's main street that's the hall you just saw the hall like love the hall yeah if you could do some sort of hokey tourism Roblin video for us. That would be, oh, I'll do it. Unbelievable. Yeah, wait till you see the diamond. Wait till you see the jewel.
Starting point is 01:15:07 The ball diamond? No. Look at the downtown. Look at downtown. So good. I got to talk to Snoop. The Dio double jism. Snoop.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Snoop. If I'm going to do shows out there, going to need some internet. How long are you out there? You don't need to do shows. How are we doing shows from? roblin. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:34 You just go enjoy that time. Don't worry. Just take some roblin time. Don't worry about the show so much. It's, but it's, it's going to be draft week. You guys will be in Vegas. Hey, Red, you and Pinder are going to be at the sphere.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Don't think Grant wants to come to Vegas. Do you not want to go to Vegas? Did you see how odd it is? No, I've been to Vegas in June. It's awful. They have air conditioning, I'm told there. No, okay. You know what, though, retro?
Starting point is 01:16:03 Good food. You know how people. I got to go here. All right, where are we eating? What are the meals? That's true. You start there. Yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 01:16:15 What's your meal? Can I book you for a pepper mill 3 a.m. With the heifers. Jeez. We were just talking about that about a month ago. Hey, what do you guys doing? Are you guys by yourselves? No boyfriends?
Starting point is 01:16:30 What? I've never seen anything like that. That guy was maniac. Yeah. Then the next day. You actually did it? More for me. Oh yeah, two of them.
Starting point is 01:16:45 What? Dude. Two. There was like three and a half of them. You could go have some prime rib retro. Lowry's prime ribs. So good. They bring around the big.
Starting point is 01:17:02 They have all the prime. rib cooked to the different levels in this big it's almost it's like this big stainless steel wagon and they open they open the lid and they lop it off right there in front of you they do the spinny caesar salad table side yeah creamed corn yeah with again it's you know what it's like the potato so i was just going to say it better be like uh the potato salve because i'm not really sure and then you have like holy shit i had no idea oh that's good yeah Big humans dad loves crept corn. Big creme corn.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Other people are allowed to like it. I think it's one of those things where you can take it with you on these hunting and fishing trips. Oh, it travels well. Put it in your little thermos. Just a Ziploc maybe? What do you do? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Big human hunting? What's he doing right now? Yeah, big human. Just a full-time job being the big human. He's going to help out one of them fancy schools next year. One of them fancy schools. There's a lot more academy's popping up here. Are they recruiting you?
Starting point is 01:18:07 No. Again, if you just won one of those damn three finals, God damn it. Why is that? You have a kid in that age group? You think, well, gosh, maybe we could get red to. They don't even like the kid, so let alone me. Can't pick your parents. It's not his fault.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Not his fault. Quit holding it against them. Yeah. Well, here's hoping that the, is it the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree because rat's a hell of a guy. If the kids, anything like his old man, we, it's got in the room, I heard.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Good in the room. We want to get into the business. If you'd like to, because on Friday, we're going to be doing the Great Clips Inbox. Get your questions, your thoughts, do it all. Great Clips Inbox at Flamesnation.com. It's going to be great.
Starting point is 01:19:05 I've got an issue with Fridays. I'm serious. We got Dregor and the Great Clips' Inbox. on the same day and it's Friday and Euro starting and it's Hawaiian t-shirt day. Are we doing all that on the same day? I have a Drager update.
Starting point is 01:19:23 If it goes Thursday, it's perfect. I said, how's Friday looking? Yeah. Won't know for sure until they post time of practice. I will let you know. Yeah, there'll be a lot of guys skating after game three. So we're in the lurch a little bit.
Starting point is 01:19:38 I'll ask him when do you want to talk to Dreger? Thursday. Tomorrow? Listen, shut up. Do you want to talk to Dregor and have another one of these? Well, or do you want to talk to Dreg's right after game three, a game he was at? You're right. Do the great clips tomorrow then.
Starting point is 01:19:52 All right, then listen, I'm down for that. It's not a boomocracy. I'm very easy going. No, no. It used to be a boomocracy. It's pretty much a boomocracy. No, it's more of a boomtatorship. Here's the thing, though.
Starting point is 01:20:07 It's going to be on you people. Oh. It's a good point by Dean. typing fingers, get them, get them, get them going. Today's got me the day. It's already tomorrow. Click, click, click, click, click, click. Click, click, click, click. We can't do the Great Clips inbox without emails at the Great Clips Inbox. Tell me more. How do I do it?
Starting point is 01:20:25 All you got to do, Ryan, is send an email to the address, great clips inbox at flamesnation.ca. Great Clips inbox at flamesnation.com. And chances are, they're going to be shitty emails, but we're still going to do, we're still going to use them. We're going to sift through and change some of the stuff. Yeah, well, passable. and we'll shine it up and kind of make it a little more interesting. We'll polish the turd, so to speak, and then away we go.
Starting point is 01:20:49 That's right. That's right. Just thinking about that. Thursdays are lean and Friday. I'm trying to get out of here. That's prime drinking time. And hero starts, you can't be doing clips and insider and Hawaiian shirts. I'm glad you brought it up prior. Thank you, Red.
Starting point is 01:21:00 I was thinking about you too. You're going to have a hard time convincing, Red. I was thinking about Jack as well. Because no matter what the day, cut the show a little short. short. Rett's not a fan. No, he's the bad news.
Starting point is 01:21:15 He wants to drag it out. Doesn't fly. We're not shortening any shows. I won't stand for it. Spreading it out. That's all. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:21:26 So shit, we were at what, hour 20 here. Oh, yeah. With fuck all the talk about. Dude, the less there is,
Starting point is 01:21:32 the better you are. How about that fish with the teeth, though, eh? I know. I think we should have a July first party. What was his voice? What was his voice?
Starting point is 01:21:40 What was his voice? Remember? What's that, Red? A July first party. or some sort of summer solstice that's what we need nathan's thing has gotten into my head and i think we're missing opportunity well if you'd like we could do a free agency show no god's that's july july and that's a long weekend we need a summer solstice hot dog eating contest show right you're right right i don't need to mess with
Starting point is 01:21:58 the long weekend we're going to have some sort of festivity where we're having a hot dog eating contest when's the damn solstice jack right you've been talking with us for years we want a solstice party yeah yeah but this solstice party i want to have could what about St. Jean Baptiste Day? That's the 24th. What is it? What? This party you want to have is what?
Starting point is 01:22:21 Well, the summer solstice, you have to participate in. I can't. Mind altering substances. Is it involve your hog? Mind altering. Is this the Aaron Rogers thing where he goes into the woods for three days? What's that one down in California in the desert? It's dark for a week?
Starting point is 01:22:43 Yeah. That's how you celebrate the brightest day of the year. You're sitting in the dark for a way. What's that one? The big music fest where all the hippies hang out in California. Whichella? Burning Man. Oh, Burning Man.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Yeah. Picture Burning Man. That's what I'm, Summer Soul. That's how I envision my summer shows. Oh, wow. Like bicycles and just all the girls down there with their sun dresses and high as shit. It's cute for about now.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Arpid hair. Smelly. Would you have any interest of that? at all. Fuck no. What's your level on a 1 to 10 scale? How should would you be in going to Burning Man? On a 1 to 10, a 1 being interested, 10 being not?
Starting point is 01:23:25 No, 0. Like, not a chance in hell. 9. You'd have to pay me a lot. Yeah, see, there we are. He's a 9. See, here's the thing. I would need some kind of.
Starting point is 01:23:33 I am a full 9 or 10 for sure. I'm going to need some who's running it. I need some VIP access, a golf cart, someone to wheel me around so I can get in and out. I'll take a look. that's not how burning and rip. Give me up.
Starting point is 01:23:45 I need a wristband. The VIP wristband. Where's the VIP tent? You're going to have to research the burn. No, you already know. That's why you're a zero because they don't have those things. I almost bought tickets to that effed fire festival. Oh, no way.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Are you serious? I can remember being in studio. That was, uh, yes. Baby girl put it on me. Did you watch the document? documentary on Netflix. Oh, shit, I guess I have it.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Oh, shit. Like total shit show. Nothing's there. Absolutely shit show. Yeah. Was never close to getting off the ground. And all these influencers showing up that have been pimping it and they're like, I'm basically in a refugee camp.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Jaw rule. Jaw rule. Jha. Top dollar. Mm-hmm. Flying private jets. I was going to get a boat. Really live it up.
Starting point is 01:24:43 What was that? Bahamas? Yeah. Somewhere. Islands. See, I thought you wanted to go to Panama. It's like, we're going to bring a whole bunch of people in.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Is there any running water? Okay, so hang on, hang on. He wants to go. He's a nine for Burning Man. Let's really get into it. Where is bartenders week in the Florida Keys on your zero to ten scale? Well,
Starting point is 01:25:02 I've done that. So you don't want to do it again? Yeah, I'd do it again. What's your number? 10 or 11? Oh, it should be a must do. The tortuit.
Starting point is 01:25:12 We were just there when we were, When did I go down there last April? Just recently I was down there with my brats And they had the Tortuga music festival. I'm all in. Beaches, water, music. We're just in Florida a couple of weeks ago. And then you were also there for the All-Star game,
Starting point is 01:25:29 which was, what, a year ago? A year ago. And you're going for game five. Yeah, no, with your kid. Game seven? There might not be a Game seven, Red. I told you, I finagled. I pulled a fast one on him.
Starting point is 01:25:41 You did, eh? I told him he can go to Florida. when he couldn't go to Calgary and now I'm going to send them to Calgary so they can't go to Florida. In Florida, yeah. At least you get to see his old dog. You've got the dog lined up?
Starting point is 01:25:53 He's such a good boy. Such a good boy. Burning Man, all right. Let's go. We're going to do a show from Burning the Man next year. There's, you can't do a show from there. No. No?
Starting point is 01:26:07 There's not running water nor electricity, nor any money nor. Oh, we'll bring it a generator. So what are they? Not even pants and people. Yeah. So what are they doing? Like what's, so everybody gets together.
Starting point is 01:26:18 drugs and does drugs and listens to music is that like a jukebox or is there bands burning man is a week long large scale desert event focused on community art self-expression and self-reliance drugs what's the one marty rose goes to uh shambola that's right that's like burning man in nelson bc that's a banger smile party rose marty rose I'm going to Shabala. Yeah, you are. Oh, Shambala. Many stories.
Starting point is 01:26:55 Betway? We have to stop the music festival talk. Well, listen, I told you, I'm going to country fest, I think, when I... Yes. At the end of the month? Yeah, I love... Again, I think. With followed up with, I think, both times you've brought it up.
Starting point is 01:27:10 The woman that I live with brought it up. Your wife? And she says, the people are going, would we want to go? And I'm like, yeah, let's go. go. She's like, well, because we can get tickets here. But it was, are we buying tickets? Well, a friend of ours maybe has tickets. So we don't need to buy. We'll just buy from them or whatever. I've left it up to her. I'm sure it's happening. You got a lucky shit in, dude. I don't know. That sounds very loose. Things could fall through the cracks there.
Starting point is 01:27:37 It could. You know what? If, if things falling to the crack just means sitting still and doing nothing. That's true. I'm prepared for that. I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. I have to wander in a pub or something. Not where he's going. You're not going to wander and find a pub. Really? There's not like a corner. There's one.
Starting point is 01:27:55 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But from where you're staying to the pub, you're not wandering. Yeah, you're on a farm. You probably need a couple of K to get there.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Yeah, you're going to need someone, I'll give you a ride. There isn't really a taxi. Although somebody kind of says they're the taxi. You can just call their cell phone. Right. No Uber.
Starting point is 01:28:13 No taxi. Yeah. Can I get a tag? I'm meeting dinner. I call me now. Do you know what the vendor is? You know what the vendor is? Vendor?
Starting point is 01:28:19 Yeah. A vending machine? No. Mm. That's where you get your beer. You can't, they don't have a liquor store. Well, they have the liquor store. And I think maybe you can buy beer.
Starting point is 01:28:28 So is it like off sales? Yeah. Okay. So you go to the back of the bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:33 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In northern Sask, there's, there's one that's a bit of a hike. So if things get dire, you got to find someone that can drive to the off sales. Yeah. I've learned a lot today. We really have.
Starting point is 01:28:49 learned a lot. Yeah. You know what? I didn't even get into, I'll say it for tomorrow. Good. So much learning. We're not going to be disappointed.
Starting point is 01:28:56 We can't hang a little longer. Yeah. Red, I know you want to stretch it out. We're up to an hour 30 now. You're fat a bit. Yeah. Who is going to be available at nine?
Starting point is 01:29:06 What we need is I need access to this button. Yeah. That'll lit. It's a terrible idea. That's the worst idea. And intro music was still beyond. The oilers and padder. That'll let.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Oh, no. Flames of fire to do. That'll do it. That way? Yeah, let's do it. Things up there. How many people go to this thing? Is the Tortuga an annual thing? I believe it is.
Starting point is 01:29:34 And is that bands? Yes. Oh, yeah. He said it was all different genres on the beach. Big bands. Country. No, it's not different. I think it's all country. Okay, my bad. Lainey Wilson. Oh, she's a delight.
Starting point is 01:29:53 What are you looking up? How are people going to? Now he's just doing what I use. to do at the studio. He's on his computer on the internet. Completely distracted. 87,000 people expected to show up.
Starting point is 01:30:06 I think we got to do this. To an empty desert for a week. You got port of potties? I have a list of bans. It's not public information yet. It's not public information. That's correct. Well,
Starting point is 01:30:26 death reported last year. Oh, son of us. Someone run through the fire? Probably, yeah. wouldn't be an overdose. I keep getting stuck stuck in my teeth. I get sheweed cut my teeth all the time. Dr. J.
Starting point is 01:30:45 I try and flush, but I can't. I can't get the flush. Got no hands. My fins aren't. No. Okay, let's go with the Betway. That way. With Betway,
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Starting point is 01:32:13 This game starts in like 25 minutes. You got a hustler. I was just nine minutes. Eight minutes. Get her, get her going. Jace and stuff. Should have went Milwaukee this week. Damn it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Uh, this coming in. Uh, big brain. Jay. It's cabin not Calvin. Lall. Huh. Never heard of a cabin. Kevin. Weird name.
Starting point is 01:32:42 Do you think maybe they. It was like an oversight, like a spelling thing on the first thing. He was a mistake? So it's Kevin. Calvin. Kelvin? Melvin? Devon.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Devon. Delvin. Dalvin. Delvin? Delvin? Delvin or Delvin? Alvin. I guess, yeah. Marvin.
Starting point is 01:33:10 It's Darwin, Marvin. Wasn't Marvin a comic strip? Maybe. Merlin? It rings a bell. Marvin. Not Merlin. I think it was.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Yeah. You know who would know, Dean? Ryan, Google it. Ryan, Dean, do you know who would know? Who would know? Jack. Oh, for sure, Jack would. He loves comics.
Starting point is 01:33:30 He used to read the news. He definitely knows of the comics all the time. Marvin was a daily comics. There you go. Well done, Red. Later called Marvin Family. Tom Armstrong was the cartoonist. What about Blondie?
Starting point is 01:33:44 Did you like Blondie? Yeah. I like them all. What was your favorite, like, Far side is pretty fun. Comic strip. I like the far side. It was kind of a one panel.
Starting point is 01:33:53 It wasn't really a strip. You're right. It's more of a... Very smart, though. Yes. Like extremely smart. I like that. The school of the gifted one always gets me.
Starting point is 01:34:02 Just leaning full more on the pole door. When would the funnies come out? Saturday paper, Rhett? Yeah. You'd get the comics, the funnies. And then a lot of times, guys doing Sunday morning radio, they would do,
Starting point is 01:34:19 read the comics they'd read the is that a good bit or did that knock over as well as a young guy i thought it was great i thought it was kind of cool that i could watch along with my comic strip and they were gonna and they kind of did funny voices you know like a trigger fish i don't remember calvin and hobbs excellent i like calvin and hobbs for sure cabin not calvin is it what cabin i said calvin it's not calvin hops calvin and hobbs calvin and hobbs calvin and hobbs calvin and hobbs But Kevin, Beggio, two different things. And Hobbs was the tiger, the tigger. Yes, right.
Starting point is 01:35:01 But not real. Like no one could see him. He was invisible tigger. So you ask. I saw him. Calvin saw him all the time. Yeah. What about Garfield?
Starting point is 01:35:11 I love Garfield. I love lasagna. Love lasagna. Garfield's banger. You're like Garfield all the time. I had a stuffed Garfield cast. and an Odie. Did you see?
Starting point is 01:35:23 Oh, I also, I didn't have an Odie, but I had a Garfield. That they've just put out another Garfield movie, like it just came out. What about Heathcliff? Garfield movies. Because they did one years and years ago. Bill Murray was the guy.
Starting point is 01:35:36 And they brought one out a few weeks ago. And it's Guardians of the Galaxy guy. Pratt is his name? Tavin? Chris Pratt. It's the shit. Calvin Pratt. You went to Garfield?
Starting point is 01:35:47 You go to it? Yeah. Oh, Jack. Tell us more. No, I got to go I can't stay and listen to this shit Reds. Calvin?
Starting point is 01:35:58 Nope. That'll do it. Triggerfish? Jack. Hit the button, rat. That'll do it. That'll do it. That'll do it.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Shia in the world waters.

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