Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Week 2 | FN Barn Burner - September 11th, 2025
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Borders, Barnburner, Thursday, the 11th already.
August is over.
We're now into September.
And, you know, it's going to be the weekend right away.
By the time the weekends, we're going to be halfway through September already.
Guys, we have a hockey game tomorrow that the Calgary Flames are participating in.
Pike alerted me to this on the Twitters.
Pike bomb?
Pike bomb.
By the time we're all together in the same room, they'll have played twice.
since we lost Matt.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah, it's a meaningless prospect game,
but they'll be wearing the jersey.
I was going to say,
they'll be wearing the jersey.
Yeah, I mean, it's.
The Oilers invitees against the Flames prospect,
it's going to be great.
It's how bad you want it.
If you want it to be a Flames game, it can be.
I'll tell you what.
Cheap tickets.
True.
Ten bucks, I think,
for the game on Sunday.
Sunday matinee, not too late.
It's the Flames Foundation,
so it's a good cause.
Get your asses in the seats.
That's right.
Let's go.
Get your tickets now.
Don't get cut.
buying him for kung kagigi for 200 that's not a smart uh yeah you know i feel that like we should bring
back the swear jar in some way if somebody wants to sponsor the swear jar we could raise a
shitload of money i think for charity i feel like handsome dan would be all over that shit yeah uh
just have deep pockets be able to ask does amazon want to sponsor the swear jar what uh
like back in the day going to a oilers flames rookie camp edition of a game
would have been hellfire in brimstone right they would have been fighting before the game
begins like probably yeah i i remember one of my last years well uh it wasn't just the kids
because we were playing it was uh georgia la rocka called out by big brant mires
didn't go well but there was a lot of chatter about
about it good for brand brant brand had a lot of stories to tell when we had them on the
fighting podcast with jr rose hill and i oh my oh my animal but i'm just do you think that the
fireworks will be there this sunday is that well i think we have the the roster yeah what's the
overrunner and fights on 365 is it four and i just want some animosity is not the right word
but just a little yeah run the goalie tell you what conroy kids if you're listening and you're playing
on Friday and Sunday.
Go get him.
Conroy would love it
if you ran the goal.
Absolutely.
I could do some help with goalie evils.
You want to get bumped
to the top of the food chain?
Cablamo into whoever's the dummy
and net for the oilers.
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Times change, eh?
It's a funny thing.
I'm noticing it a lot.
As we get older, our discussions change.
The topics that we get into are different than maybe they were when we were younger.
How you talk?
Well, you were here, and before the show you were talking.
about your son who is attending a hockey training camp and you know we've heard plenty of
stories from when you were younger the things that would have gone on um who was the guy you're in
the drunk tank with what was that guy's name again don't worry about okay anyway uh you were kind
of reprimanding your son for being out with friends when maybe he should be focused more on
getting get home make that team damn it's training camp you should be more well behaved
well this is the hard part when you let your kids go yeah leave i don't know what the hell they're up
to hey send a text what's you doing well hang with my bud yeah call them hey what's going on i'm
just hanging with the boys just with the boys all the boys all yeah well i mean the guys are
what in the app is going on down there well they're probably playing some video game you haven't
heard of like brain well there is that i just think if you were to time machine i want to
I wonder if old DUG would have been having something.
Do you G?
Yeah.
Hey, Red, what are you doing?
I'm just hanging with some buddies.
What are you, Rhett, you've got it.
Come on.
Yeah, but I was at home.
It is massively different.
And it's no, I'm not joking.
We don't have to get into serious parenting talk.
But when they're, when they're away from home and, uh, you get the one word answers,
typical kids, teenage dopes.
How's it going?
Good.
Fine.
Good. Okay.
It's hard to.
Plus, and some people may not know this.
Jack, you may not know this even.
I just think about back when you were in training camp.
I mean, you, stop it.
You were in no danger of not making the team.
You were a stud.
You could be out doing whatever you wanted.
You were on that team.
I can remember my first pro camp, my second pro camp,
because I wasn't going to make it the first year there.
So you're in Florida.
I wasn't ready.
we're in Greensboro.
Oh.
That's where the farm team.
So we were in Greensboro.
And I would go up, have a blueberry muffin and a water, go to the rink, do my ass,
and come back and sit in the hotel room.
And I fluked out for some reason.
Usually you're bunked up with someone.
Yeah.
The guy I was with got injured and didn't show up.
So I had the room alone.
Fat cat.
Yeah.
And I stared at the lineup card from.
from probably 1230 till 10.30 every day because there was like there was five defensemen that were
locked and Jovanoski was going to be on the team. Holy shit. Well, that's six. And then there was
eight more. And these were NHLers. I'm trying to think of their names. I can't remember.
Dallas Equins was there. Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, how in the F? Are you ever going to?
I'm just a punk kid. Yeah. These are grown.
men. These guys are played, they've played for years.
But we kept nine. Nine defensemen.
And so while you were not out with but focusing on winning a job,
how many, uh, MGDs did you delete?
Nope. Didn't dream. You got to pick your spots. See, that's where you're bad. You're dumb.
I'm not a pro athlete. You don't pick your spots. You don't pick your spots. I'm picking my spots.
It's this weekend. And then once you get established, you don't have to pick it. It's good. Yeah.
You got a little more room. But yeah, I thought.
it was interesting that the young man
was off living his hockey
there's one spot
and there's four guys fighting for it
go get it. Get focused.
What the hell are you doing? Get focused.
It was 6.30
so it wasn't like it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, Dad, we just went over to subway
and grabbed some cold cut combos.
That hell is really? Would you behave?
You should be doing. Get your head on straight.
Focus.
Jack.
What kind of?
a sodium is in those sandwiches.
Smart not.
Different times.
In a week, I'll actually show you the text that I said.
Yeah, okay.
It was very.
Was it harsh?
No.
It was deep.
Deep.
Deep thoughts.
Workboots, sends a time.
Yeah, that stuff.
I used the work boots yesterday.
It was earlier in the day.
Yeah.
Work boots.
It's always there.
Hard hats, lunch pails, work boots.
Did you know that?
no what there's only one way to leave your footprints in the sands of time
and what is that wear workboats
fuck that's deep it's been a good day thanks for coming out everybody
see you're buddy there you go there you go write that down uh just you know what
you're just going to jump into the chat here uh somebody questioning scott is
uh is watching jack what is that steelers helmet what's doing in the shot is there a steelers helmet
that that somehow uh mysteriously make its way onto the set you wouldn't tell oh look at that
Did you switch your leash?
Are you coming around on A, Rod?
Jack was surprised when I walked in.
Oh, new helmet.
Oh, how'd you say?
You saw it already.
Well, it is a football helmet.
It is a pretty big helmet.
It's a suit.
Yeah.
Your little choo-choo train is easier to hide back there.
The Steelers should be behind me still.
We'll do our bet three six five football picks coming up.
How do you feel with your one and old Steelers?
I feel great.
On their way to do the thing.
Yeah, where's the jackometer?
12 and 5.
So wait.
Where the F?
Well, how long can we wait?
It's got to be every week.
Don't worry about it.
What do you mean?
It's Thursday.
Well, we had a guy and he went to the graphics department
so that they could have more people in the graphics department,
except we can't get any graphics now.
That sounds a lot like the government, so that's good.
Yeah, it's good.
It's a great thing to be a part.
No, yeah, I feel great.
Hosting Seattle this week.
Are they going to need a 60-yarder and a really fluky catch to beat the Seahawks?
I think the Seahawks might be okay this year.
That defense looks on better.
They're going to be sneaky good to see a lot.
potentially it seems like whenever they win it's a close game so that is true jack did send me like
the the game script for every stealers game ever yeah which is like what's the beginning jack all
excited and then the middle's like what the hell are we doing this is a nightmare and then
last second it's like oh we want how what's the over under on hours spent researching pitch to
bs on a day yeah podcast research yeah like just looking at erin rogers highlight videos
like Rasmus Anderson's following of the fans
reading bad tweets
how deep does it go
it's pretty minimum
like during midweek but like starting today
it's a crescendo yeah
yeah that makes sense
up up up up yeah
he was telling me he has watched
every snap of the Steelers since you missed
one for hockey when you were like 17
I have not missed a game since the Tim Tebow
to Demarius Thomas
playoff winner. That was the last
year that was the F you're talking about.
2011 maybe.
So he's watched every snap for
almost 15 years.
I don't.
He's bullshitting there.
Why would I lie about that?
Every snap? Because that means you didn't get up
go for a piss. Well, yeah,
obviously. I mean, I haven't missed a game.
All right. That's been dialed in
for a long time. For a very long time.
He's living and dying. That's why it's so beautiful.
You know what, though? For us,
losers in Canada,
It's like, geez, that guy's really committed for the Americans?
That's normal.
Standard fare.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
We talk about how good the tailgate at McMahon is, and it's the best in the CFL.
People wheel in on Thursday for a game at Lambo on Sunday.
Never mind the Thursday game tonight.
The bills played Sunday night, guaranteed they were camping out all Friday, Saturday.
You're wheeling in Friday after work.
Drag the camper in, get the barbecue set up.
I'm going to go to Big Tree Friday after we get set up, and then on Saturday we'll barbecue.
Bruce Allen at the Big Tree.
The big tree.
Bruce Smith.
I don't know.
I don't know who the hell Bruce Allen is.
McLeod Law with the opening statements,
if you have serious legal issues,
if you anticipate having serious legal issues,
it's like I might need some help here.
Or you just, yeah, you're,
whatever it is, you buy a house.
Or you buy a house or whatever you just need.
It's your wills in order?
They're the best.
They're good friends.
They're great parts.
partners of ours and they're here in Calgary.
It's nice knowing that you have the best in the business in your own backyard.
McLeod-Dashlaw.com.
And you were,
you were hobnobbing.
Yeah, they had a big client of it.
I'd go over 400 people yesterday at the new BMO Center.
They got a spot.
It is fancy.
Huge patio.
Yeah.
Some babe ripping violin tunes of like new pop music.
What does it look like?
Yeah.
Oysters.
champagne, rose,
cavi.
Did you do any of this where you give it the old?
I try, but they're like,
who's this loser and who invited him?
Did he sneak in a door?
That's a bud light.
I was going to say something.
It might be too far.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's,
it's McLeod.
They get it.
They give back to the community.
They take care of their people.
It's, again, it's shocking that they have anything to do with us.
It was great because I was at the Stampede Party
and I actually refereed in Associates
against the partner's hockey game last spring,
which was amazing.
Right.
Because the partners,
they got all the,
hey, hey.
Yeah.
And so it's just like,
this is my one chance
to stick it to these jerks,
giving me all their case files or whatever.
So I'm starting to know a bunch of the McLeod folks.
Everyone in great spirits is a great time.
And it's some incredible news.
Shane with the triplets,
everything's going great,
busy as can be Peter Klein,
our boy.
Yes.
Now a grandfather.
Oh, my goodness.
Check out this photo.
Let's wait and see you.
Poppa.
out of boy you got a good one there look at that is that not unreal so if you're wondering where
your uh your law firms based it's good old calgary folks that know how this city works in this community
congratulations not unreal i'm told grandkids are great you got yeah you're about yet have you
have you had the talk no not yet but you got two girlfriends over
for dinner. Well, congratulations to, uh, to our good buddy, Peter Klein. Yeah, and Shane's got three,
eh? Triplets, man. I just can't even imagine. Oh, you can just got to get to us. I told them,
it's a two and a half year fog, but that was your twins. I don't imagine that's a triplets.
You know, because they say, well, you would know this being a dog guy. Yeah. It's like,
don't have three dogs. That's like crazy. That's like having a. So if you don't have three,
three kids, good on you, Shane. I'm telling you. He looked like he was in a gorgeous suit,
well-rested, big smile.
I'm like,
a litigator of the year.
What kind of shop is he running there?
Three kids,
you should look like crap.
This is very impressive.
It's not running in your crowd.
No,
he definitely isn't.
I noticed by the nice three-piece suits
versus my Blue Jays hat and shirt that I purchased with.
That's all right.
Guns ablazing on the shoulders.
Yeah.
I think I said this on Sunday,
or the other day,
didn't I?
I don't have,
there's no clothes.
You don't have dress pants.
I can't dress up.
Like it's it's an impossibility.
I could put clothes on that resemble dress clothes.
They don't fit.
They're old.
And it so it doesn't accomplish.
It actually is more of a, it's a skit.
Well, I bought a pair of pants that aren't jeans or sweats.
Yeah.
So I can say I have one pair.
Yeah.
Because I had a wedding to go to as I guess I'm not going to wear shorts.
I should probably get some pants.
You got those Zubaz pants.
Yeah. You probably get some pants.
So I have one pair.
And that was about what three weeks ago?
Not sure if they still fit.
I'm probably too fat for them already.
But here's hoping.
Anyway, I see Jack is called up the roster.
You know, you were talking where there going to be any fist to cuffs, any extracurriculars?
Any donnie Brooks?
Any slug fest?
Yeah, there's some Lugans.
Let's take a look at the Flames roster that's going to be engaging in this little rookie.
Parker Bellethroam.
Rookie.
I'm not sure about this.
Do you actually know some of these guys?
This Jordan Switzer guy, number 33.
Rhett should know him because he's going to be, I think,
the number one in Madison Hat this year.
Gold, the goaler.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Macyo's a big boy.
We saw him get drafted, what, third or fourth round by the flames?
Big, big boy, U.S. National Development Team program.
College kids aren't at camp, but he's got a year before he goes to college,
and he's not, he is truckling.
Yeah.
He's big dude.
Huge dude.
Which dude?
Macio Phillips.
992 on the blue.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not saying to you invite teas.
Carter King is a good Calgary story.
He played a DU last year, big face-off guy, little older, but if you want to play center,
this organization.
Hey, there's another tiger 73, Cade McCann.
There you go.
How about that?
Sam Hansa, can he get in a fight?
I know.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Parker Bell's your best shot, if I'm betting.
Anyway, that's what we're looking at.
Yeah.
That's your roster right there.
So when you spend that money,
you can't play all those guys.
No, Zane's not going to play.
There's a couple games.
And there's two games.
Oh, yeah.
And you'll probably.
Friday and Saturday.
These prospect games, things are pretty loose.
You might be able to dress 8D.
I don't know.
Like I don't know.
Oh, she, go she can't play with 8D.
It's terrible.
I agree.
Yeah.
Just awful.
Is it?
Oh.
Are they doing the two minute buzzers for these guys?
I always hate when someone's on a breakway.
Man.
like oh jeez i you didn't hear about this so i'm down uh near mercado grabbing a coffee at the
starbox in it and a guy random yeah kyle edwards walks in he goes hey what's happened
i was just listening to your show that pinders what are these stickers pinders talking about i got
this is yeah the helmet the bonnets are we need yes we got to get these for bovall oh jeez like see
I know. It's the silliest little minor league stuff.
And everyone's like, oh, I wouldn't tell me more.
Pumped. You know, I'm in emails too.
That would help. I'm running the U-9.
I got to get the, ask them what's all about.
We can't, we're still using pennies?
What are we idiots?
What year is, 1970?
No, I will say, they don't need to be neon pink.
I'll send Jack the photo.
Doesn't that help.
So what is it again?
The kids are in your 11.
So you have to take some shifts at D and summit forwards.
Obviously, as you get into higher levels,
you already be a forder, but at this level.
He can do it all. That's right.
He's the new Dion Sanders, Neon Dion.
Offense, defense, baseball. I call him a dinger.
Yeah, football, dinger.
Winger and I have a D-Men. That's right.
I think I might have a digger too.
But essentially when the kids are supposed to be playing D,
if they're all forwards, like most of them are at you 11,
no one's playing D.
So they literally put a little bonnet on the helmet,
and they're neon pink. You can't miss him.
And those are the D-Men. So the evaluators are like,
why is he fly in the zone?
and that's my D man.
So there's a picture from last night.
We're idiots.
We should have went and bought all these things and now we could have marketed them and sold them.
This is my Lugan in the blue.
It actually looks like the Pucks in front of both of them.
So they actually might both be playing defense,
which is a novel concept and you got the D bonnets on.
It's interesting.
I don't think it's too late.
I think if you still wanted to do the hockey U11 bonnets for D.
It's our industry.
That's right up our alley, Dino.
Yeah.
Could put the Barnburner logo on them.
Yeah.
Oh, we'll just be so rich.
Yeah.
That's what we need.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've,
it was another one last night watching.
You had the tilt on too.
I just,
I'm done.
I just,
I'm done.
I just,
pick teams already.
Pick teams already.
It was the fifth skate or whatever for,
like,
come on.
And it's been,
it's the same group.
It's like,
is anybody,
they're moving players in and out here?
Yeah.
Do you know?
Just pick it some things in the middle and pick it and let's do the sticks.
Yeah, just get it going already.
All they care about is are their friends on the team anyway.
Well, then they make friends and then they get their asses cut.
That's right.
Whoops.
Do you want to get into the incentive?
Oh, God, this is so good.
The incentivization program you had within your house or not really.
Don't want to.
We have to bring up at some point.
It's too good.
It's too good of a story not to talk about.
I don't know how to.
How to do you want me to tell?
I don't know how to spell it.
It's really not that hard.
Dean can do a great job.
I'll kind of run through and you can press the pause button if I'm getting something wrong.
That's a color to the back to you Dean.
So this is, uh,
Brett Warner has three children.
This is the youngest of your three.
And somehow at the start of the, uh, the hockey tryout season,
his parents have not signed him up for, uh, for the trial.
He's,
whatever,
want to go to the tryouts?
I don't know, dad.
Maybe.
There's some indifference on behalf of the child.
The parents aren't.
going to push one way or the other.
And then something happens.
Maybe he was on the ice with some buddies or just kind of finds out.
I was like, you know what, Dad, there's the quadrant.
You know, the high end, the quadrant tryouts.
I'd like to maybe do that, dad.
We probably should have signed up long ago.
I haven't signed you.
I don't even know if we can.
We'll see if a long story short, get him in.
Yeah.
Young man gets in the ice and maybe the dad feels like there's some indifference.
It's like, well, well, the first scrimmage wasn't, if you,
We don't call it excelling.
Okay.
If you wanted to be here, I thought you'd be having a little more energy and effort, perhaps.
Also, you're a horseship.
Okay.
Okay.
I've done evals.
There is a column for horseshit.
Right.
Checkmark there.
And they would down a group.
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
So then the question was, well, if you even wanted to do this, what's the story?
And then I'll let you take over for a little bit.
then sometimes you have to, some of us are very goal oriented,
that we really don't do our best.
Maybe it's a hard deadline,
but maybe it's if you dangle a little carrot,
well, this could be,
this is possible.
It could be yours if you,
in fact, get on this team.
Well,
after watching the first game and effort,
I felt very confident in my approach that this was not in it.
Just left unattended if this isn't going to go well.
It's not an attainable doll.
This goes back a few years where my youngest grew quite attached to an animal that was living in our home.
And then that said animal left the home.
Yeah.
Unexpectedly for some, but expectedly for others.
And so as maybe just like you said, look, just to get a, I'd buy you a dog if you made this team.
Like that was, that was what I said.
That's a serious incentive.
You want a dog so bad.
You make this team, I'll get you a dog.
I'll get you.
So,
that's a long shot anyway.
The cap continues.
Again, based, yeah, based on skate one,
you could have offered anything.
Yeah.
I'll get you a hundred dogs.
It's not going to happen.
We're going to Disneyland.
Who cares?
So things progress and how it works,
because actually I was part of this with my oldest.
Parents don't go in.
You get to the parking lot.
The kids go in.
They find out, are you cut?
Are you on the team?
Then you leave just to, so that the kids,
kids that get cut don't have to be around.
I don't want to see everybody walking out.
Everybody's high-fiving and celebrating.
Some guys are cut. It's like, you come in, you get the news, you leave, and then that's it.
So you, it's time for final cuts, your youngest, goes into the rink.
You're sitting in your vehicle.
Do you have a sense at this point as to what kind of news he's going to get?
I don't know.
Where was your jackometer on him making a team?
Out of 10.
I was like all the parents, there's some trepidation.
Yeah, maybe there's a chance, but he's there, but.
And we all hold the feeling too when if your kid doesn't make it,
you have to kind of soften the landing.
It's more of a plan.
You're sitting in the truck trying to plan.
Okay.
Yeah.
How are you going to let the child down?
Lizards, is it nice?
Like, what are we doing?
So the young man comes back to the vehicle, hops in and says,
where's my dog?
Congrats to the young man on making the team.
And sometimes
Oh, that is beautiful.
Sometimes that's what we need to get over the hump.
He's a little incentive.
Where's my dog?
Where's my dog?
It's like a commission job.
The better he does, the more he gets.
It's brilliant.
Man, that's great.
Congrats on your new dog.
So with some time to think about it,
do you think he's probably more,
was he more into making the team or getting a dog?
Oh, there's some.
combination there, though.
Yeah.
Here's the thing he's been lied to so much from his father that there's not a lot of faith
that the dog will show up.
So where's my dog?
Where's my dog?
Like it's in the car waiting for him.
You knew I was going to do this.
That is so great.
I said, it's kind of like his old man.
He's like, ah, you know, whatever, I guess I'll get around to it.
But if all of a sudden, it's like, you know what, I think I really want this.
then you're going to go get he's going to go get it trying to figure out what the hell i can send my kid so what do you uh dog might do that actually touch shepherd dean we're going to yeah i was you know i was saying maybe there's an opportunity to get a one that isn't a puppy it's maybe a little older exactly it's living at your house why don't you send it back he's too old no that's perfect we have a great uh we had a great start with the the pup and now send them back we'll ride it out the last two years and it'll be good i brought up i brought up the
last night before bedtime to
my wife and daughter. And I said, yeah. So then
did he make? I'm like, oh, yeah, he made it. Came out to the truck. He's like,
where's my dog? And I said, Red says he's going to come get
this guy. No.
Really? No, he's not.
No, dad.
Honey, I'm just, you know.
He's not serious.
Babe, it's just, I should not have done this before bed because now you're
wound up. I'm sorry.
Um, well, I think that's great.
I can't get that dog.
I'll tell you what.
Either way, someone's going to be unhappy.
Really upset about, uh, there's more trauma if you bring that dog back.
Why don't you just get a fresh dog?
I think you need a fresh dog.
All right.
Yeah. One of those store bought new ones.
Yeah.
Or, or, you know, rescue dogs are great.
Love rescue dogs.
Maybe there's a dog that, uh, was like, hey, I was, uh, I was in service.
I was a police dog, but now I'm retired, but I've still, I'm super smart.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm not going to name me.
Somebody I played with got a fancy dog.
Like one of those really trained like,
you're in the kitchen making you dinner.
Yeah.
That dog ran away from that person.
See you?
Really smart.
I know.
These guys don't know what they're doing.
I'm out of here.
These guys are losers.
Guard dog is well trained.
Guard dogs.
Damn thing.
away. I just go up to your foot and take a left. Yeah, I'm not here. I'll see you later.
Drugs really are smart. They're so smart. They're so smart. I want to tell you about the hearing
loss clinic. They, they've taken care of me with my ear holes, both with, I mean, this is,
this kind of doubles as like in ear, the inner monitor. Also hearing protection. Yeah.
I've got the hearing aids that I use and all that sort of. I think I need to go back.
Check in. And it's another one. When's the last time you were there? Well, probably over here.
Smart enough stupid. How often you go to the dentist?
again, that's me.
That's not the hearing loss clinic saying.
That's your inner voice.
That's my ear voice.
The one you can hear.
That's the inner boom.
The inner boom says it's time to,
it's time to get back at it.
And we've said it over and over again,
and I still talk to be,
because I'll run into people.
Be like, so I saw the thing there that,
you got the hearing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really, eh?
And you kind of walk through.
We really don't think about it like we do.
Everything else.
I've said a conversation yesterday.
A million times if you,
you and I guess it's because you don't really,
if all of a sudden you have
fine eyesight and then you can't read or
the road signs, there's all,
just awfully blurry. I'm kind of noticing that. I don't think
unless you have sudden dramatic hearing loss,
like a kabum. It's like, no,
I really can't hear. If it's gradual,
you don't even really think about it where it can be
significant from where you should be and where you were
to now where you are. You don't know until you get in there.
Crowded places and noise. Even you.
Don't you start,
taking it for granted. I took you in there.
I didn't take it for granted. I was very good.
I was actually worried because you guys got me into this shitty job
where you got things in your year all the time
and yelling and screaming. You're mad at me for not
having it loud. That's why these are good.
It's why these are good.
It's not so good. Perfect.
Anywho,
book yourself in.
You're due for another one.
Because I've seen
your, I mean, your body's going to shit.
Oh. It's just falling apart
on you.
So because you had fine hearing 18 months ago, it's a year.
It's made a little over here.
Right around a year.
I'll go in.
I like sitting in that room.
Yeah, that room is, I mean, it's, it's like this little chamber that they,
they close the door.
And it's so quiet.
It's almost, you can hear how quiet it is.
You can hear the blood flowing in your ears.
Yeah.
So that's awesome.
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Book an assessment today. But I'll notice it. If I get out there, it's like,
ah, geez, because I'm stupid. I didn't put my hearing aids in. So then you spend, yeah, uh,
you're in a conversation. It's like, yeah, I have no idea what this person's saying.
There's a little bit of, there's a little bit of room noise or whatever. You're at the rank or
whatever. It's like, yeah, so I was going, I was going. I was like, I know this isn't interesting
what you're saying. I'm just going to nod. I can't hear. And even if I could.
That's why Dean doesn't like to go clubbing anymore.
That's right.
Clubbing?
Last time we went clubbing is Miami.
It's what COVID starts.
I went clubbing in Mexico.
That's true.
Yeah, we saw the Pink Pony Club.
Yeah, the Pink Pony Club went club in there.
Hearingloss.C.A. in all seriousness, whether it's, you get, oh, when, if old people lose
the hearing, silly, silly, people of all ages, kids, struggle.
How are kids supposed to know?
Hearingloss.ca.
It's a big part of your life that you might be missing that you don't even know about.
And they're there to help.
So I don't take my kids in for the.
the hearing thing I'd lie to them about things they take this right we give me shit for not
doing anything wrong mm-hmm I'm worried about my parenting to them no you're good I don't
you got dog just fix it's all right here just get you dog get you dog gear the one kid's highly
allergic to dogs so that there's that's that's there there's a wrinkle there isn't there
not all animal hair is the same that's fair it's not all the same so just keep adding
different breeds just start yeah just start buying a bunch
Yeah, just work them through.
Just drive them.
Yeah.
Just cycle them through the house for a little bit.
If they don't work, drop them at your place.
Yeah, that won't be traumatic at all for your kids.
I'm not sure about that.
You talked about getting a dog.
I'll get you a dog and Jack.
Jack needs a dog.
What's the latest on that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is wanted a dog for ages?
Boys want a dog, but we were at loggerheads regarding what type of dog
because she wants some sort of Instagram cute thing.
And I'm like, no, like I grew up with some labs.
I like labs and then we had a rescue, which is the greatest dog ever.
I'd love to get a rescue.
They're dangerous.
I got a bite of all.
I'm like, no, you just want your little poochie dog.
You want to put it in your purse.
I don't want hair in the house.
You live with me.
It can't be much worse.
Oh, what do we?
Now, here's some things we need to.
There's a few things.
Well, we're going to do our football picks today.
Yes, baby.
Yes.
It's back.
And we're going to do the Pinder report.
Yes.
And some other thing.
But those are the two main things we're going to take care of.
What do you want to do first?
How do you feel?
Hey.
Yeah.
Let's do football.
You want to do football?
Yeah, I'm excited for football.
Football is good.
We got a good one tonight.
We got football tonight.
Nothing on Friday last week was.
No, that's rare.
I don't want to.
No, it's.
Don't saturate the market.
Very good point, Rhett.
I can't remember when Thursday started and they gave me all the
duster teams.
Yeah, it would be like Jacksonville, Carolina and bad jerseys.
It's nice to have it on, but this is boring as hell.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was going to say something, but I forgot in this.
The Fridays, well, we will have one after American Thanksgiving.
That's the new one they had it for Amazon.
And then usually around Christmas, they'll sprinkle in some Friday, Saturdays because
college is done that.
There's so much football around Christmas now.
It's great.
Because Congress literally passed a lot that the NFL is not allowed to play on certain days
until the college season.
They're so worried about the amateur athlete that, you know,
NFL only in certain windows.
Well, Trump's a big, he's a big supporter of schools.
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I guess I've missed out.
No, no, you haven't.
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So we're going to do it every week.
We've been doing this four years.
Yeah, we've got to be good at it by now, right?
You'd think we'd be seasoned veterans and really efficient at this.
We would have made a lot of money last week, Jack.
We were really smart.
Week one in the books.
We were very excited.
Remember, you were sitting on the country.
I forgot how fun this is.
Well, and I figured out my password.
So great.
Yeah, you got the password.
Really elevated my.
That helps with the Bet365 app if you know your password and can log yet.
do it. Yeah, you need your thumb.
Yeah. Which again, I'm surprised you'd give up
that kind of info. It's very sensitive information.
You told you that. You can do the face
one, Redd. You can do the eyeball. What the hell's
a difference? Why is that better than the thumb?
He's just giving you options. It's probably
the same. Uh, taking a look. Your thumbs cut off. You can use your eyes.
Now, Jack, you put this together. You
kind of let the cat out of the bag a little bit.
We did not do very good. It's what you were saying.
We did very bad boys.
Oh, yuck.
0 for 3 pender
I was so close
Bumer 2 in a push
Rhett two losses and a push
See and this is BS again
Jack two losses
The only guys that won are guys that bet on my bills
And that's not allowed
We didn't win the push
It was a push yeah
So nobody won a single game
So no one thought
We don't have a win in the group
Not a single win
Oh Jesus
Son of a gun
If you had taken our advice
And gone opposite George
you got a nice sports car in the driveway this week.
So we got to pull up her socks, get back to the lab.
I was a little worried.
I was too Joe Public last week.
Yeah, so Philly won by four.
Yeah, stupid Jalen Carter getting ejected.
What are you doing, dummy?
Patriots lost outright.
The bills won by one.
Pittsburgh by two.
Oh, oh.
Broncos and cards won, but just missed the spread.
Well, see, this is.
onwards and upwards and upwards
this is how not to do it
yeah
bet 366s you dummies
it's not this hard
yeah we know it's really not
it you know what this is the hardest part
for four guys to pick three games each
and not get a single victory almost impossible
amazing I wonder if on bet three six five
you could parlay all of us not getting one right
how much that would pay out that's unbelievable huge hit
hey guys well done yeah like that's amazing
incredible odds it's almost as
impressive if we'd have won them all.
If we'd have gone
30, 30, 30, 3.0. I mean, it would
be last. Well, that's going to be this week because we're bouncing
back. Yeah. And it was
just, we were just dipping our toe.
Well, it was last minute. I got here. I was on
the couch. I had to figure out the password.
I didn't even have the bills to start.
What was the other team I had? You had
Seattle. They also. Oh, so.
He's trying to find a way,
isn't he? Maybe if I just don't.
Yeah. All right. So three
picks per person.
That's how we're running this year.
The nice thing about it.
It's another new week.
Just everything's fresh late, baby.
That was last week.
That was last week.
This now, week two.
Not just a chance for some teams that lost to get right.
Chance for us to get right.
Oh, baby.
Back on top here.
It's awesome.
Let's get back on track.
All right, Jack.
Boom, you kick us off.
All right.
Here we go.
Here's what I'm seeing.
I even made notes.
Fellas, I even made notes.
Patriots had the dolphins.
Last week,
Pats, they lost 2013 to the Raiders in the rain.
That's a goosh.
It's a goosh.
They let it the half.
They missed a field goal.
They did sack Gino Smith four times.
So they're on the road now in Miami.
The dolphins looked atrocious.
Like potentially one of the worst teams in the league bad.
33 to 8.
They lost to the Colts.
The Colts.
That's great.
Yeah, it's a, I think that the Patriots, it's, it's going to take a single point.
Like the Patriots are still good.
Like another week for Drake,
just mixing trivia on Henderson a little more.
Let's go.
Use your best players, coach.
I do think the dolphins are a disaster.
They are, yeah.
Did I see like Tyreek Hill got another off field charge?
He's in more trouble.
He's in more trouble.
He's so good at that.
He's almost Antonio Brown level.
Like first bell at a hall fame trouble.
And Tua last week, he was fumbling and got sacked and interceptions.
And I'm taking the Patriots plus one.
I like it.
The Cowboys are home to the Giants.
Cowboys on the season
opener a week ago damn near and maybe
should have beaten the Philadelphia Eagles in
Philly Lambe wore the butter gloves
instead of the sticky gloves. That was the problem.
All kinds of pressure. Eagles are
way better than the Giants and the Giants
meanwhile. They lost
216 to Washington.
Russell Wilson is rinsed.
Yeah, he's
He's a hot turn. He's finished. He's over.
I thought Jack liked Russ.
That was last time.
Oh, he's rinsed now.
He's rinsed now.
Just like Rogers was rinsed last year, but now that he's a stealer, he's back.
Cowboys looked good.
Giants didn't.
Five points at home.
So what's that saying?
You're telling me there's two home fields, three points.
You're two point differential between these two?
Smart.
No.
Cowboys win this one easy.
That's, I love that.
That's my favorite.
That's your lock.
And in a get right spot, the Lions at home to the Bears.
Lions minus six.
Lions had some trouble in Green Bay.
Had some trouble in Green Bay.
A lot of people think the.
Green Bay is damn good this year.
I'm one of them.
Dan Campbell has called this a must win game.
They cannot go 0 and 2.
Now, the bears, last time we saw them,
were spitting up on their shirts
against, at home against a rookie, essentially.
An Earp or a buke?
Yeah, it was a but.
J.J. McCarthy went to town on the bears.
I think the lions are going to crush the bears.
I don't think Caleb Williams can play,
quarterback in the National Football League, sadly.
Shoot. So yes, I like the Lions to win big, the Cowboys to win big, and I do think that
the Patriots are going to win outright in that one. So Patriots, Cowboys, Lions, my three
picks for the week. Well done. It's fine. I have a rulebook. I would never bet against my own team.
You get to use your rule book for your picks. So fire away. After that start, I need, I can't,
I don't have the luxury of being kind of cute with it. Right. We need a three and a week.
here to get back. Let's go. Those are my
picks. Right. Yeah.
Is this me? This is you. Okay.
Well, it's the bills, so I'm going to pick the bills
and the jets suck, even though they almost beat.
Yeah. Yeah.
Lions, I'm with you. They are
going to absolutely crush your bears. And we're
going to Tennessee. Yes, we are. Let's go.
Let's go.
Does that mean for the next five weeks where you're going to say Tennessee?
Is that why you took the Titans?
Okay. Five points at home?
Who cares? We're going there.
We are. That is a lot of points at home. That's a fair point.
I didn't have rational reason last week and it didn't turn out.
Right.
So this seems rational, doesn't it? We're going there.
You've given a reason as to why you've gone that way.
I'd say it's emotional more than rational, but I like it.
Yeah. I mean, you're getting five and a half at home.
Let's keep close.
We're at the Rams and.
They sneak by Houston. I don't think either team was terribly impressive.
I didn't see a tone that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's great bet.
It's a lot of points for sure.
Yeah.
I need your approvals.
I know you don't.
You don't.
I was waiting for the clapback on that.
I was a dummy taking all the heavy favorites last week.
It did not go well.
I was on Philly.
I was on Denver.
I was on Arizona.
Good teams, bad teams.
Well, it's still the NFL.
A lot of games hinge on one play.
I love the Eagles in Kansas City because the Eagles will have Jalen Carter.
And the Chiefs are kind of reeling.
their top three receivers haven't been on the field together for like two years.
Rice suspended, Xavier Worthy, out.
They're good against the run, which will be an interesting thing for Sequin and company,
but how did the Super Bowl go?
Was it a one-point game or did they blow the doors off?
Did he run?
Sequin did well, but Philly dismantled Casey.
I'll take the one point on the road for the Eagles.
Chargers looked great in week one.
It was in Brazil.
It was against the Chiefs.
Raiders beat New England.
who I really don't know.
They still see mid.
Justin Herbert looked unreal.
If it looks like that every week, three and a half eight.
I put him in my lineup.
That's how good he was.
Rets putting him in the lineup.
I'm picking Rett's quarterback.
And the Bucks at Houston, I think this is close.
I like the Bucks.
Baker Mayfield's very good.
Emeka, Buka had a huge week one.
They got to get Bucky Irvin going.
And the Houston old lines kind of in shambles,
which isn't good for C.J. Stroud,
it didn't look good.
Their run game seems nonexistent.
I like the bucks to cover on the road.
Two and a half?
The Chargers one is interesting.
You've got the hook of the three and a half.
They were in Brazil.
Yep.
Everything went their way.
The Raiders were kind of surprised.
I'm surprised you kind of went there because you are very anti-chargers a lot of the time.
Yeah, I am.
And maybe I've fallen for it with week one.
But I just can't conceive the Raiders actually being a quality football team.
Maybe I'm wrong.
We'll find out on Monday next week.
All right.
Actually, it's a Monday nighter, so Tuesday we'll know.
It's two Monday nighters there, by the way.
The last two games there are a Monday, a double header.
Two Monday night.
Yeah, double header Monday.
Jacko, what do you got?
Dip?
I got so much deal.
I got to make dip.
Nice.
Out of way, red.
I'm going to get in on tonight's game.
Boys, I think the Packers are the best team in the NFL.
Wow.
What did you just say?
I think they're the best team in the NFL right now.
They are deep at wide receiver.
They've got a tight end.
Jordan Love.
What?
Another level.
And this defense with Micah, he's going to,
He was only rotating in and out last week.
He'll be out on the field all game.
I think they beat the commanders pretty easily tonight.
All right.
I'm with you, Ryan, the Bucks.
I like them going to Houston.
Houston didn't impress me at all.
They're missing.
Tank Dell.
Christian Kirk's banged up their offenses.
Me, I do like the Bucks.
Getting two and a half and then the lines.
Easy bounce back spot against your Bears, boom.
At home, too.
I'll take them at home.
Must win, like Dan Campbell said.
That one could really be a bloodbath.
Yeah, because they lose their offensive coordinator to the Bears.
And everyone's like, oh, week one, what?
They forgot how to do it.
But I'm kind of with Jack.
I think the Packers are good.
And certainly the Lions can be a lot better than what they showed in week one.
If they can even just steal the old playbook from last year and use that.
Jesus, like they were steam rolling teams last year at home.
The Bears, like, we don't need to get into it.
It's your team.
We know how you feel.
It's like, oh, Caleb.
Williams, 10 for 10, he's figured it out.
No, he hasn't.
And what happens at the half?
Well, teams makes it, the second half,
it was like,
hide your eyes bad,
if you were a Bears fan. J.J.
McCarthy in his first ever game looked like
Tom Frick and Brady.
Bears, lions by a million
here, it feels like.
Which again, that's the games you ought to be
careful of. Yeah, when it's
real obvious. Vegas knows, it seems.
The books know.
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you can still bet against our picks this week too oh yeah that's allowed yeah yeah yeah for fading us
has got to be a great it's done well over the years if you faded me last year you could have bought a mansion
yeah no question i said jack a thing it because not only in all of this and obviously it's you got
But there's fantasy football and people love fantasy and we're all into it.
Last year, my oldest kid, he got into it for the first time.
And prior to that, I'd be watching Red Zone or whatever.
I'm doing waves.
I don't even really get how fantasy football works.
We don't even know what this is.
So you explain it to him.
Well, then it's head to head and then this and that.
You get points.
Oh, yeah.
Well, how do you know all the players?
How do you?
It's like, well, you just kind of do.
Over time, you get to know who.
I'm like, it's crazy.
Well, he's the running back to in Arizona.
You just know these sorts of things.
because you get into it and then you get competitive and whatever.
So last year he got into his first one over the course of the years,
figuring out how it all works.
And this is when waivers go and that sort of thing.
So year two just started.
And he's picked it up very quickly.
Basically, the only time I hear from him now is if he's asking if there's going to be dinner
or something about fantasy football.
Didn't he have a problem with his IR slot?
This was the other.
It's football time.
LFG.
Yeah,
here we go.
Why can't I put Chris Godwin in an IR slot?
This is bullshit.
That's amazing.
I'm so proud of you.
Like that's in the course of a year.
Wow.
That's where we've gotten yesterday.
The big issue for him was Kenneth Walker.
He's never going to live up to his ADP.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
He's never going to.
I can't believe I took him so high.
This is bullshit.
See, you are a great parent.
And they do have a great.
Kind of proud.
Yeah.
Welcome to the madness, son.
Your boys are going to be fine.
They're going to be just fine.
Yeah.
And he did.
If I want to do waivers, I'm going to have to drop.
If I drop Chris, go out with somebody going to pick him up.
He like texted the commissioner because he did.
What's going on out of here?
Well, now you could put him.
I wouldn't have made the move if I knew.
Holy cow, buddy.
He's into it.
He's into it.
I got the soon to be 10 year olds in a pick a team get all their wins over the course of the year.
It's like, well, what if it's a tie?
How do they break ties?
What's the format in overtime?
I was like, oh, baby.
We are cooking up some Sundays for the next day.
decade. It's good. It's very good.
Those are the picks.
Green Bay tonight. Green Bay tonight.
Green Bay looks very good. And it's been talked about for a few years.
One of the youngest rosters in the NFL and like making the playoffs.
Thing is though.
It'd be time for Green Bay. Then you got to play in Green Bay on the road in the winter.
Good luck to you. I was going to say it feels like it's easy to overreact.
And then I think Jack just said the.
Green Bay Packers are the best team in football,
which feels a bit like an overreaction.
It's like, yes, Michael Parsons trade,
he didn't play a ton.
Matthew Golden was kind of their
top receiver. He's out or might
not play.
They're deep at wide receiver.
They're not great at wide receiver, but they've got a lot of guys.
They got a lot of guys. Reed, Dobbs, Wicks.
Right. But none of them are.
Christian Watson's hurt, but they just extended
him. Golden only got three or four targets
in week one, but he's a rookie. It's
kind of one of those things like the Bill's offense,
where I do think Keon Coleman will turn into a number one.
But it's like, when you have a quarterback in a run game and a good tight end,
it doesn't need to be star wide receivers.
Just you guys can catch it and run a route.
And on the flip side, you know, it's Jaden Daniels.
He's fairly exciting.
Debo, it's early in the season, so Debo's still good.
He hasn't gotten hurt and banged up yet.
Terry McClure in another week to get right after signing late.
He had the hold in, didn't he, or whatever he had going?
Run game's not terrible.
I don't know.
Bill?
feels like this might be a bit of an overreaction.
A little too much love out there for the Packers, maybe, Jackie Boy.
So the lines where it is.
Do you see, Rhett, when you said best team in football?
So it fell out of his chair.
Well, and because you did see the Bills game on Sunday night, Jack, that's correct.
Yeah, because I know Rhett would have a position on the best team in football.
Yeah, it's obvious.
It's obvious.
They were in a position to have to roar back, but did they?
They did.
Oh, had the half and the end of the game.
They had some very impressive short time down.
Didn't you say you weren't sure who the better team was after that game, Brett?
Was it you that said that?
It doesn't make the Green Bay Packers the best team in the NFL.
So it's the bills?
I wasn't sure because I think the Baltimore Ravens are quite good.
Yeah, if Henry doesn't fumble that ball, every game has one of those huge swings
that might cost you 10 points either way.
So who knows.
Well, you know, in Fab, Jack, are the best teams.
Very nice.
Don't make those types of statements, Jack.
You make you look ignorant.
Inflammatory.
Pitter report coming up.
Um, got an email yesterday from, uh, the, the guys at Crystal Waters.
Because I was telling you, we're kind of out of that season where it's AC now.
They've got deals.
If you were thinking air conditioner might be something, now's the time to do it.
Because you're not thinking about it.
But there's some great deals to be had.
They're blowing out air conditioners to wrap up the season.
Early bird prices right now for furnaces.
Get your furnace all, uh, figured out.
Get it on.
Get an upgrade there.
Also what's coming up.
And I've already, it didn't take me long.
Okay.
I saw this.
A heater for your garage.
Oh, so good.
That's,
that's some living right there.
I in,
because I,
oh,
yes,
Sean,
let's,
let's,
let's,
let's talk about this.
I got my garage
insulated and finished
a number of years ago.
So I got you get a heater.
Yeah,
I'll get around to it.
Yeah,
sure.
It's been years and years and years and years
and haven't done it.
And why wouldn't you do it?
I did.
And it's great.
It's,
so good. So they're it's not it's not plumbing necessarily, but you're going to get it hardwired in.
Crystal waters plumbing and heating garage heaters. If your garage isn't a dumping zone like mine,
like I've had neighbors over the years that are quite organized. The garage is a sneaky good
place for the dads out there. Oh, it can be real. You got a fridge in there maybe. Well,
and that because that's the thing. Once you've got the heater in there now all of a sudden,
all that's raw. Yes. I could probably throw a flat screen up there. Yeah, you could. Maybe. Maybe.
you're going to need a little love seat coach that old couch i'll just put in the garage yeah because
we're that's i'm generalizing i was chances are maybe the person you live with they don't want that
stuff in your house you might be able to get the i don't care what you do in the garage deal
figured out at home you can do it yeah i'm gonna go tighten the lug nuts in the carburetor they're like
yeah okay go do that i'm like gonna be an hour i'll just i was gonna you know what babe i was gonna get
just kind of just a place to watch football and that you well no that's when we have people over you
had to.
What about the garage?
Well, yeah, I don't, fine, whatever.
Go do it.
That's exactly the response.
Right?
Demand space.
I'm going to take over the basement, set up a man.
What?
No.
Kids are down there.
That's where they play to do.
Yeah.
That's where I have my hen parties downstairs.
Where we look at Tupperware and other plastic things.
Right.
Anyway, it's not about that.
Litex.
It's about garage heaters.
It's time.
403, 219, 4,100.
crystal clear caligree.com.
So I'm in the market.
Good.
Can't have a man cave in your garage.
I put the wheels in motion.
So looking forward to that.
Let's get to the Pindor Report.
Presentation of Village Hall.
Well, after scamming your neighbors
of the yard work stuff,
you should have lots of money laying around to do that.
It's not really how that worked in the end.
Have you talked to anyone in McLeod Law?
That might be after scamming your neighbors
and the contractor.
I feel like someone got scammed.
You better cover your eyes.
Yeah, I feel like somebody might have a case, but, uh, yeah, the scam or the scammy?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Actually, I was going to say there's no debate as to, uh, what happened there.
It's fine.
Yeah, it's great.
It's all good.
Village Honda, you know what?
Be nice when you have is parking your, oh, your CRV, maybe your Ridgeline, your
Odyssey, your Civic Hybrid in that warm, toasty.
That's the thing.
Like the Honda, they're.
the most reliable vehicle on the road as is.
Imagine you park that that son of a gun
in nice heated comfort all winter long.
Give it a kiss.
Prop it up on pillows.
Yeah.
Oh,
pillows.
The pillow option,
uh,
talk to them about it at Village Honda.
I'm not sure that comes standard with the Honda cord or anything.
They got airbags.
That's close.
I figure it on.
Village Honda,
your dealership for life presents.
Ryan Pinda.
Ryan Pinda.
Panda report.
All right.
We got some flame stuff.
Uh,
we do have some, we made a mistake earlier in the week.
Oh yeah.
Slandrous libel directed towards, uh, uh, well, we've been good at that this week.
Famous restaurant.
Yeah.
We'll get to some things we missed in a moment, but I feel like with the pressing flames news, Jack,
what are we leading off with it?
I feel like we have two items here.
We got an article up at Flames Nation and we got an interesting contrast between the Oilers
and the Flames.
She's different organizations.
They do things differently.
Sure.
Yeah.
Where do you want to start?
Well, we got a profit.
A prospect game tomorrow.
We got a prospect game Sunday.
And the Emmington Oilers, if you had to put them on the scale of lots of prospects
versus not very many prospects, I'd probably slide them towards the not so many prospects.
That's what happens.
We trade your first and you get the Ekholmns and the Walmans of the world,
even if you are picking, you're picking late.
Let's see if you want to go to Edmonton and watch Prospects,
Sam or Calgary, what's going on here.
Classic Oilers, both games will be streaming.
will charge you the flames it'll be free to watch and tickets a 20 in advance 25 at the door
no mention of proceeds to charity or 10 bucks in calgary and the money goes to the flames foundation
and by the way names of prospects that actually might play in the nchel heavily slanted towards
the flames here so keep on kating edmonton i was going to say now this isn't us
tweeting that but you've really leaned into it so it may as well be us our friends of match
i'm okay with that i'm with pinder on this one yeah you look like you're ignorant i mean do we know that
there's no charity.
There was no mention.
This is very, again,
very reckless.
They'll backpedal.
They'll backpedal when they see
with that little tidbit.
We heard Boomer on the Barnburner podcast talk.
That's how this will end.
Yeah, boomer, I can't believe
you'd say something like that.
Can't believe I would go.
Slend it.
I did talk to the folks in the club
while last little up down.
If you need any help.
Great.
Very well equipped to deal with your slanders libel.
One story in.
One legal case.
Elsewhere on the social is at Flinders.
Flames Nation, a thought of how the Flames might make the playoffs.
Okay, there's a must read from Bobby Germany,
Flemnsnation.ca.
There's our buddy.
I'm going to guess those two guys in the photo probably have a lot to do with how they
might have to make the playoffs if they were going to make the playoffs.
How do I get $7.5 million?
Seven and a half, I'm asking for nine.
I would like seven and a half.
One's been paid the other, a year away from it.
Two big storylines for the season this year to be sure.
Now to our egregious mistakes.
Yesterday we missed a pair.
We missed a pair of legendary Flames birthdays.
So let us go and wish Joe Newendike,
one of the great centers ever to dawn a Flames jersey,
maybe the greatest center,
a 59th birthday, a happy one as well.
No kidding.
What about that?
Also, one of the, that's close.
One of the greatest draft picks.
What's an aneurysm, Dean?
And am I having one?
Yeah.
It's been that kind of day.
You've been in the room with me.
I talked to Dr. Bailey from InvestMed.
Yeah.
I'd get on that call.
I did call them this morning.
Yeah, I would get that set up, but.
Yeah.
Tim Hunter, one of the toughest flames of all time.
Maybe the God, he was spooky.
545 games with the flames and just a casual 2,405 pimms, Jack.
Have you met Tim Hunter in person, Jack?
I think I have once, yes.
He's incredibly intimidating and wonderful.
And he had a birthday.
He turned 65.
55.
55.
Close again.
Yesterday.
Yes.
Both of them were yesterday?
That's correct.
Same day.
Happy birthday, guys.
Happy birthday, fellas.
Joe and Tim.
That's right.
NFL tonight?
Oh, we got a doozy.
It's going to be good.
Maybe the biggest rookie impact in the league last year was Jane Daniels,
who took the Washington's from irrelevance,
you know, a legit playoff team.
It's not for being in the same division as the Eagles, a very, very good team.
Didn't they go from like 10-win bump?
like four to 14 or something.
It was huge.
One of the great turnaround stores in the NFL and a reminder
what a franchise quarterback can do for you.
Now, Jaden Daniels was not superb in week one
against that giant's pass rush.
And he's got another stiff test at Lambo
against this Packers D that just added Michael Parsons.
Your line is shown three points,
the over under 49.
And as you can see,
the Packers, considerable favorites at minus 180.
Commanders' dogs and plus 150.
That is tonight's contest.
I know we did our picks,
but do we have any more thoughts on tonight?
Just based on that?
I would maybe just the plus 150, I'd maybe sprinkle a little if the commanders can steal one.
And three points is even money.
I don't mind that either, Washington.
I would not be surprised at all of these both playoff teams.
They were last year and they both have good young players.
Should be a good one tonight.
Thursday used to be stinky.
It used to be terrible.
Used to be really, really bad.
And you're like, oh, here are two awful teams in some jerseys,
worse than the normal jerseys.
You're welcome for Thursday football and the game sucked.
Now we've got two playoff teams with exciting players.
And what's crazy is between the Sunday.
nighter with the Ravens and the Bills and the Monday
nighter with the Bears and the But we thought we maybe
had some stinkers on our hands. Both
ended up being great finishes.
100%. Yeah, I think Bill's Ravens.
That's maybe the game. It's tough when you maybe
get the game of the year in week one.
Hey, you got 17 weeks
left to prove them wrong. That wasn't game
of the year. Could be a beauty, guys.
Beauty, eh?
How much does that short week mess up these
football players? I don't know. I think if I
had to do the short week, if I was a coach, I'd say
let's get it out of the way early in the year, rather than
like in the middle of our rhythm and grind.
The football guys say it's a lot.
Yeah.
John Gruden says,
it's terrible.
He hated them.
And he didn't even play.
He would know, though.
He would know.
I'm not one to doubt John Gruden.
He was a big fan of your 50th birthday.
I'm a big fan of him.
He's a big fan of our show.
We love.
Let's go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
After being down 2-0 and tying the game late,
Jeff Hoffman came in,
gave up another bomb in the ninth inning.
Too many of those this year from him.
him, they lose 3-2 to the Astros.
Uh-oh.
What are the Yankees and the Red Sox?
Well, the Red Sox played earlier in the day.
Eraldus Chapman after not being hit for over a month,
uh, blew the save.
They lose.
And oh, look at that.
Yankees 11 Tigers won.
Naal bite her.
Nope.
It was Tigers 11 Yankees one, which by the way is the first time in franchise history.
They've lost by 10 runs or more in back-to-back games.
Yeah, it's been good.
and the Yankees fans handling it well.
Let's go to the Twitters where the Yankees just made this 100-year-old veteran of a game.
Watch a half inning where all nine batters the Tigers lineup scored.
Give them apology in a car or something.
Woof.
Yankees hands are not handling as well.
They're supposed to be really good.
I don't know that you need to put that in there.
I like it.
It just shows the anger of the Yankees fans.
And expectations are always high there to be fair.
Yeah, they've been dog shirt.
Dog shirt of late, but still some time to get right.
Here is what we're looking at.
Not a lot of games left.
We're talking, what, 17 games for the Blue Jays left?
17 games left for the Yankees,
three game lead for the Jays.
And now the Red Sox tied for the Yankees.
Maybe one of these teams were real in the Jays.
I looked at the odds.
They're about a 78% to win the ALE Easter, the Blue Jays.
And Holmfield would be huge if you did have a wildcard
between Red Sox and Yankees.
Crazy fans, unique stadiums.
That's going to be, if they are going to,
play each other than the wild card you're going to want home field that's what's at stake between
those two if they can't reel in the blue jays the games do matter now for sure good i think because
it's i like when in that mid-september the intensity is ratcheting up considerably if you're watching
tight baseball this time of year it hits way different than a game in may there's no question
not to say but blue jays have been fortunate because they've had some speed wobbles here yeah they haven't
really been okay paid for it no you're right when they've had skids the yankees have not taken advantage
of it.
You're welcome.
Thank you, Dean.
Stan Peters are on by their next game,
not this weekend.
We'll come next weekend.
They will host BC and the apparently,
there is September 19th, Friday, 730.
Oh, Friday night, Jack.
Buckle up.
You're going to grease your way into the red,
white club again or what?
Ooh, baby.
And then the soccer game's the next day?
That's right.
We're doing the Cavs the next day.
Oh, baby.
Buckle up.
Bad news for the stamps this week
as the broadcast rights holder, QR 77,
noting that Flo Arimilade is done for the season with a torn Achilles.
He is arguably one of the best defensive players in the league,
never mind on this team, a huge piece of that D line,
not ideal, factor in the Reggie Beggleton injury,
some other guys missing.
Come on, fellas.
Now, you might get Begleton back.
I think there's a chance he plays again,
but those are two of your best players,
if you were to line up at training camp and say,
who's the best on offense, who's the best on defense.
These names would come up very quickly.
That is not good for the stamps.
I think flow has been a big part of kind of the culture reset.
Yeah.
That's what a lot of the football players say.
On the field, of course.
He does what he does.
But Dave has been a big fan of his because he was here obviously before and then left.
And then Dave brought him back that part of that kind of getting the room right
was having flow around, which is still be around, but that's terrible news.
They turned over almost the whole defense.
No, Bueno.
Yeah, and so that's, we'll see.
They did bring it Adam Big Hill a few weeks ago and not a D-Lyman,
but I would expect they're going to try to find some reinforcements on the D-line.
We'll see how that goes.
We'll keep moving.
Calvary FC in action at home.
It is their pride game this Saturday.
That's always a huge crowd.
They've been drawing monster crowds.
Halifax in town, the HFX Wanderers, 2 o'clock at Echo Field.
Should be a dandy.
And then the following week, join Jack and I as we will meet at the elephant in castle.
Get a beer, a share plate, bust.
and from the game as well as tickets to the game as they host Valor.
September 20, Jack, show description.
We'll throw a link in there.
Yeah, it's always there.
Love it.
Awesome.
We're in Mardaloupe.
We love being in Mardaloupe.
It's so great.
We hate it.
And it's the worst.
It definitely isn't filled with construction.
Now, here's the thing.
If you don't live in Mardaloupe, luckily someone's made a video of what it's like to live in Larkin.
Here we go.
Nice.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Yeah, it's a.
Been there.
We're living it.
Heaven on earth.
Jack brought it up this morning.
Because I've just given up coming in on the main.
Yeah.
The main road.
So you take the exit before and then
the place that you would ordinarily turn right.
Well, that's that's blocked off.
Great.
Torn the street right now.
Perfect.
So you go up one more block and then the left,
if you take the left there,
that one is completely shut down because it's been tore up.
I'm excited with all these new development permits.
signs everywhere like hey change of land
designation new development coming that's
it's going to be good and this one the whole block
has the no parking oh the main
street yeah the main parking here
it's you think it would start
to compress and be final it's
feels like it's it's feeding
upon itself now this is phase three
of the construction which means we're now doing things
for the third time yeah yeah
that's all is that would have exciting times
deep thoughts remember the segment
on Saturday Night Live sure was it Jack Handy
yeah always sometimes say wow
I never, I need to sit down and chew on that for a bit.
Right.
Here's one regarding our good friend, baloney.
I heard somebody say that baloney is just hot dog pancakes.
And that's what fuck with me all day, man.
Sure.
True or false?
Bologna, hot dog pancakes.
It's a, if you put syrup on your bologna, on your fried bologna, I'm not going to say anything.
No, you're right.
That's a great point.
Yeah.
that's a great idea actually it's a great idea because sometimes you fry the baloney yeah yeah
yeah you fry it often is on the plate next to the pancake and we'll get a little there anywhere and that
works salty and sweet see and he's going some fancy sandwich place we could
maple syrup fried bolognazum great keller has been trying to i don't know why you're holding
back uh i have one more clip i'm going to ask if you want to see it or not no
i don't know what it is that's enough
Yep. That's your Pinder report for a Thursday.
See, now I feel like I want to see it.
No, that's great.
You know the Jack, Jackie with the full highsman there.
You'll never know.
I'm okay with not known.
You got the new boat, but you can trade that for whatever's in the mystery box.
You can't.
Yeah.
What if it's a new boat?
You already have a new boat.
Village Honda, they want to buy your pre-owned vehicle.
All makes all models.
Appraisals, they're complimentary.
You can start the whole process on their website.
I'm not really looking to trade it in.
Well, you don't need to trade it in.
Oh, we're going to someplace else.
They don't care.
You're handing in a lease to another dealership.
Take it here first.
You might get more in a buyout.
That's good option.
You're going to get a lot of time.
VillageHonda.com.
Now, somebody said, would you put syrup on a hot dog?
Well, it's not about that.
If you're thinking like the bologna,
if you, because we've had fried bologna.
It's all about chicken and waffles.
You're putting syrup on a savory, salty.
You throw some fried bologna on a chickle and waffle.
We were talking.
If you had a breakfast plate, you had your eggs and, okay, say pancakes.
And then if it was fried bologna is your meat and your pancakes, you get,
but if that syrup was still on there, you know you're doing one of these.
Oh, yeah.
With the piece of the fried bologna, you're giving it one of these.
it's that fat sweet combo
fat salty sweet
oh
speaking of great Keller
bontan meat market
he has been taught
we did do bologna sandwiches
and I have done
I just don't like
we can do it
I guess you know what I need
is I need us to figure out
how it's going to work
because we can do it works for me
that's an idea I just asking
a baloney sandwiches and I'll eat them
right
but are we making it
are we just doing it in here
are we getting people
I gave you another great idea before the show and you rolled your eyes.
Is it the pink bonnets for the kids on the ice?
Or is that different?
We shut down the street,
that was a street party?
Right.
Well, if you do a street party, no one can get to it.
They certainly can't talk to it.
We need to get some of those induction cooktops.
Just the electrics one.
We'll plug them in over there.
We get the cameras on.
We make the fry balloon.
People can watch.
Not that hard.
Okay.
Let us know when you got that launch for us.
I brought him Borsh.
No.
He did.
Come on. You're leaving Jack and I out?
You're leaving. You've never talked about...
Jack doesn't. Jack could be like Mark DePosquale and thinks that he's dying.
Dying.
He ain't beats and then he went to the can and he thought things was, I'm going to die.
I had to go to the doctor, dark said you eat any beats?
If there's a red tint in your toilet, don't panic.
Don't go freaking out.
It's just beats.
It's the beats.
a lot of things you can't say right now even on the internet it's it's it's a true thing though
it's science we're aware just the science um bontan meat market they love bologna we love them
winter's coming stew season is around the corner what about this one they're not full of
baloney they're not yeah one of that's what i wanted with if we were going to
do baloney fast i said we'd get t-shirts made and be i'm full of baloney you should be the shirts
that you would get when you come for baloney fest i like that i kind of researched different local
companies that make mustards we'd have like a mustard bar oh i like mustard's a grainy one sweet one
some different meats what do you like you like rye bread you like pumpernickel you like sourdough
you like what do you want i'm not a pumper nickel guy but sourdough i'll have the pumper nickel
it's fine whatever you want you guys are nut buddies we can be bread buddies i'll take the pup
No nuts in my house lately.
Really?
At least not when I'm there.
Yeah.
Jeez.
No, that's terrible.
Well overdue for a shovel.
Yeah.
Really getting sassy today.
That boy, Jack.
Thanks, buddy.
That was good.
Well done.
So beyond just eating bologna sandwiches on the show.
Or finishing the show and turning the cameras on us,
watching us eat bologna sandwich.
which is.
Are we going to generate enough?
I just wonder, are we too close to the bologna?
Do people love bologna that people would come?
Can we make?
A bologna fest?
We've brewed beer before.
Can we?
That didn't go well.
Make bologna?
I don't know if we have that.
Can we add our own?
That feels much like the beer.
I would leave the bologna to the bologna experts.
I don't know if we're hoping to accomplish here.
Let's just promote the bologon.
Just get behind the bologna.
it's part you know what it is is we're right on the front lines and we're early in the battle
yeah baloney has a stigma to it it does of being a lesser meat a poor man's meat while we're all
poor now because you can't go buy anything else at the deli can we throw your poll question up jack real
quick there's a couple things i want to find are you doing a poll i'm doing a poll why are we not talking
about this well i just put it up all right would you come to bologna fest
throw it on the screen well let's let's let let let's let it go for the other there is something i would
like to draw attention to.
Oh, I probably thought something wrong.
Did he spell something?
Did you spell,
ask him how he spells bala.
B-A-L-A-A-N-N-O.
Is there a way to put it on the,
yeah, I can screen show.
It's B-A-L-O-N-E-Y.
That's baloney.
Yeah, that's close enough.
It's kind of like the mustache with the extra E and the C-A-D.
Yeah, it's probably accepted dialects.
Yeah.
Because I just don't know if it's hey sign up and come to Bologna Fest.
Well, can I just, this is an off-air conversation again.
I don't know what you're trying to accomplish because I want to eat the bologna.
I know.
I don't want to visit with others and feel the need to slap them in the face with the bologna.
Like what are it?
I don't.
Rett's friend bus is full.
That's right.
The Cubs are you.
Are you trying to sell tickets to Bollone Fest?
Are you?
Yes.
Oh.
I, like, I think you guys.
I'm not getting a mustard bar and t-shirts for you and me to sit and eat baloney sandwiches.
I think that's a great idea.
So you want to share it with random strangers that have been at other events that you love to hug and hang out with?
You want other people touching your meat, Dean?
I feel like this week I've been the one coming up with potential ideas and the one getting shot down.
Well, because your ideas are terrible.
Let's share the baloney love.
Let's get people on board with baloney.
then you should open a baloney shop and
Red should open a telestrator shop.
Then you can get a telestrator.
You're thinking too big.
We're not MTV.
That's a shitty attitude to have.
We're never going to get baloney
the baloney world on fire with that kind of thinking.
Because if you had people that came,
they just want to meet Ret Warner, former NHL star.
It's not about me.
Hey, you know what?
There's a bunch of baloney sandwiches here.
Maybe, oh, well, it's a baloney fest.
I don't really know.
I'm not really big into baloney.
Then all of a sudden you start,
you have a chunk of fried baloney.
Well, let's start here.
Ooh.
Hey.
Can I just say this?
Let's start here.
Let's start with us.
Let's find the quality bologna's.
Because we don't want to show up if you're going to invite people and present them with a bunch of garbage.
Yeah.
So let's do our own little preliminary baloney thing.
Okay.
And then build off of that.
He's talking about organic growth here.
Yeah.
Baby steps.
Yeah.
So what does that look like,
Brett?
He just wants to eat sandwiches.
Pickles and mustard and baloney.
Shut the,
and we can't do it on,
but not on a Monday because you don't eat on Mondays.
No Mondays.
Okay.
Monday's not Monday.
I did have somebody reach.
I was like,
hey, I'd like to come by with food.
Is Eric Ty,
well,
I guess we can't do it Mondays.
Unless you really.
Because Brett doesn't eat.
If it's that better.
Well,
it would be good.
Yeah.
It would be good.
I could not eat Tuesday.
That helps.
It's flexible.
Well,
whether it's Bologna Fest or us just eating
bologna sandwiches, it'll be a presentation of bontan meat market.
Because they're the best, and they've been doing it for like 100 and some years.
I think I'm making a switch anyway, because now that football's here, Monday night,
I'm not going to eat.
Yeah, that's tough.
I'm going to turn on Monday night football.
You need a new day.
Monday's a product.
What's a good day?
Tuesday.
Yeah?
I was going to say Tuesday or Wednesday.
It's kind of a, whatever.
Hump day.
I could not.
Plus, knowing him with football, he's going to gorge himself.
and those games go late.
Oh, so good.
Sometimes there's two.
You had to sit down and watch Monday night football
without some kind of chow.
Class of water?
Come on.
A question in the comments,
will this be bigger than Picklefest?
Well, that's my goal.
Well, that's, I mean, that's a high bar.
That's a lot.
That's a high bar.
You're going to have to do a lot of groundwork.
Dolly Relish, Don Bickle are going to be?
You should invite them.
I reached out to my buddy, B.
I'm like, are they still doing this?
He's like, it's rich.
It's just,
I know.
Did you go?
Yeah.
He used to,
again,
he's an entrepreneur.
He ran an event.
It was,
uh,
food truck wars,
I think it was.
So it was just,
hey,
if you own the food truck,
they would all be in the same place.
It's great for them because they sell a bunch of stuff and then you have
whatever.
It's like,
yeah,
we,
uh,
it kind of ran its course and it was done.
So this is what they decided to do is bring back pickle fest.
It's a joke.
I agree.
I feel like he might need McLeodlaw.
yeah a few times at least not for every venture
when you're living on the edge because we do pickles for our bologna fest
you got a pickle guy well i i know of pickles yeah
is that salsa guy still going probably yeah chongos i haven't seen him in a while
i haven't seen him in a while the kid played baseball with his kid this summer salsa guy
salsa guy was chirp he was giving it to blue yeah
Well, uh, little generous strikes on there.
A blow, tight it up, A blow.
Chirpin Blue is a part of baseball, but not when they're 13.
Yeah.
They're grown adults and then they're up to grow into what they need to be to do.
I gave Blue a good one one time.
I was sadly, I was in Edmonton with my buddy Cam Moon.
And we were at whatever, they weren't the trappers then.
They'd already, I think they had already, prospects.
They had been to prospects.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Great little ball.
part kind of thing in the little valley there, whatever.
I guess I'd been
over served before first pitch. I don't know
what the situation was.
Now, two stories came from that game,
now that I think about it.
So start of the game,
they got the teams on the lines,
whatever, and blues are standing behind home plate
and they got the hats off whenever it's out.
Raise your, like your heads off.
And again, being somewhat
over-served, just as the
it went kind of quiet for the anthem.
I let it up.
Open your fucking eyes, blue.
Oh, boy.
Before the game.
Dead quiet before opening pitch.
That's something I'd do.
That's idiotic.
It is.
Yeah.
It was a pin to move.
Open your fucking eyes, blue.
And he did one of these.
The old slow turn and the look.
I guess he heard that.
It's like, yeah, they heard that in.
So is everyone else.
Vermilion.
That was the day where I went,
I think I went to get more drinks.
And as I was, after being overserved.
There was people in the, in the law, you know, you want to, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me doing that.
People in your way.
Yeah.
I'm going to go down a row, scoot in, and then I'll just do the step.
Oh, no.
Back up.
So when I had my calf lock up into a magnificent excruciating cramp.
And I let out the, and then fell.
I think I managed to kind of keep the beers somewhat safe.
Okay.
But I was partway into the second, the upper row.
So I kind of, there was a falling and some screaming.
And it was.
It's kind of like your third strike call, actually, now that you made that noise again.
Yeah.
Did you give it that said again?
Yeah, it's not fine.
And the cath lock up is.
Oh!
Yeah, it's close.
It's the same family of Yelp.
It's somewhere there, yeah.
Like, calm moon.
Somebody, uh, they won't let him come on the show.
Somebody in my family, uh, went for a tumble yesterday and cracked a wrist.
No.
Yeah.
What happened?
condolences to the shoveler uh no someone the shoveler's uh mama yep she was up on the stair a stair
through one of those three step things getting something out of the cupboard forgot it was three steps it was
only two oh i've done that was only down two and and i wonder if it's because i'm getting old and stupid
what's going on mom just got back to my place i was at the rink this morning nice uh you tell
you're on the show we're doing the show live and i've got you on speaker phone
No, you
Yeah.
We were just, you know, it's not a lot going on.
So we were just kind of talking.
And I couldn't remember if it was the trappers or whatever ball game.
Prospects.
The prospects when I gave it to the home plate umpire
and my calf locked up in that same game.
That's right.
That might have been, it wasn't the trappers.
I don't think the trappers were gone by them.
So it was probably with the Cracker Cats then.
Oh, yeah, the M&2 Cracker Cats.
That's right.
What are the Cracker Cats?
Yeah.
And I couldn't remember.
Does that sound right?
Yes, that sounds probably right.
And just as a place, I saw the RISE for the National Anthem, remove your tops, for the National Anthem.
And what was my tournament?
What did I belt out there?
I don't know.
It was, did you belt some now?
All I know was that cap seized up.
Yeah, I know.
And that's no small feet in itself because that's a thing huge.
Yeah, I get, I, I, open your fucking eyes, blue.
Just that's right.
Yeah.
As everything was quiet for the, for the anthem.
And he did the slow, the slow pivot and turn.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you made your, you announced your presence with authority.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put out the Von.
The calf.
the calf deal was no good.
Did that ever come back around?
You know what?
That was the baseball God's getting even for me yelling at the umpire.
Turn the anthem, please.
It's no good.
Mixed in a banana,
maybe some water.
It wouldn't happen so much.
The water would help on both fronts.
All right.
Can I ask him one question just real quick?
Pinder wants to ask a question.
Ask him if he's one of the press conference today.
Are you going to the press conference today?
Okay.
So he doesn't.
Yeah.
So Connor's not signing.
Okay.
Thanks, but I knew it was going to be some.
He was wondering, the, the McDavid contract extension.
Is that tomorrow?
I was wondering.
I was wondering when game seven was.
I was still waiting for,
oh,
we're playing that.
Is that the game?
We're losing you,
Moon.
Sorry,
the connection, yeah.
Glad I called.
Yeah,
thanks for the drive-by.
Yeah,
you're all.
Thanks for coming on,
yeah.
Good talk.
Good seeing you at Walker's wedding, too, by the way.
All right.
Oh, you actually made a trip.
somewhere.
Well, yeah, you know, for
good friends. These are the things you do.
Once every 10 years.
Okay.
Good talk, buddy.
I'll see you later.
All right, bye.
People still answer the phone.
Well, I'd see. You got the caller ID and boom pops up.
It's like, I mean, who's not answering Michael?
He's not allowed to come on?
I'm very popular.
There's a, yeah.
No.
There's a lot of people not allowed to.
We are a renegative.
podcast. We're not real.
We're scary. We're threatening.
We're mean. So Flames Nation and Oilers Nation. We hate the Oilers Nation guys.
And boom, that sort of thing. That's how that goes. So no, we can't have them.
I don't even know he's a lot to go on the Oilers Nation shows for sure.
Oh, no, he can't. No, it's very, that's where it starts.
Yeah. The Oilers Nation versus Oilers is ironic as that is.
He's a bit of a hunk anyway.
You got to be. That's how you're working at him. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
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morgan every morning morgan she wants to go all right say say less why don't you take the shoveler to
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Can we see your spelling now, Jack?
Yeah, I don't want to see this poll question.
I already told you how I spelled it.
You want to see it?
Let's see the responses.
The poll question itself is a very good question.
No, it's kind of one of those,
because how do you spell whiskey and some have the EY and some just have the Y?
It depends where the whiskey's made, I believe.
So, yeah, I think it's, I think it's a Canadian.
thing and it's whatever.
American versus Irish, all that.
I feel like the B-A-L-O-N-E-Y,
there's probably, if you were to pull
100 people to spell baloney,
I wonder if you get
really a lot of people doing the...
I think that's how it's spelled at the Sabres games.
As opposed to the Bologna.
Yeah.
Bad news on your live and in-person
Bologna Fest, not overwhelming
support here.
I'll be it a small.
sample.
It's the thing.
I don't, that's what it is.
I don't know why you want people.
We hate people.
Yeah, you don't like people.
Rett's friend bus is full.
Can't we just promote the blog in here?
And then put out the polls to say,
this is really good.
I'm just not sure how many people.
I don't want people.
But I'm saying,
what if we got some fancy people like Conroy and a gindler to join?
Then they'd, yeah.
No, I'm not.
No, just them.
Hey, fella.
I know you're in town.
Bologna F camp going on.
Stop by Mardi Loup.
There's lots of parking.
Yeah, how do you?
Got some,
I've got a bologna fest.
How do you make that request not sound incredibly weird?
Well,
it's just like the iron chef where you cook up the bologna,
you make the sandwich,
you put it together for them,
you present it to them.
They give you a rake it.
Celebrity judges, yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
Yeah, you line up the celebrities and we'll make the sandwiches.
You get all the mustard and the pickles.
Yeah.
And the bologna and the bologna and the buttons.
Cooktops and the.
Yeah.
And we'll all have a little challenge.
And what will you and what are you going to get?
No, I'm the celebrity.
I'm a,
Okay, good.
Yeah.
So it's going to text people he knows that won't return.
That was one of my greatest moves ever.
I don't know if you were there.
It was one of my birthdays.
And we did the,
and the theme of the party, big party.
Love a theme party.
A lot of people.
Yeah.
You got the basket.
and you had to cook with what was in the what's in the basket.
It's a big guy and chef, yeah.
And I ate everything that was.
You were the judge jury and executioner.
That's unbelievable.
So you invited people to your party and they made you dinner.
Eight course meal.
It was awesome.
That's very good.
There will be a prize at the end.
Did you ever hear about that one, Jack?
Oh, this is so good.
Red had like an excellent adventure.
Or amazing race kind of thing.
We were running around the cities.
We had limousines and had to go do all these things.
And then the team that got back and the shortest amount of time,
first team there was the big winner, a brand new television.
And there it was.
When we got there, the big whatever, say 50, 75 inch TV box is sitting right there and the TV.
And that's what's up for grabs.
All right, everyone.
So congrats to the winning team.
And they had the TV and that.
It was the broken TV that he replaced in his house with the new TV that the box was from.
I didn't know how to get rid of it.
And yeah, it won't fit in the dumpster.
So I need someone to get rid of this thing.
Someone's going home.
They're like, this is awesome.
I think it was Andy McCree.
Oh my God.
That's amazing.
The old TV and the box both got taken away.
Some of us are playing checkers.
Some of us are playing chess.
Raton knows how to throw a party.
We'll say that.
Like there's, it's surprising given that he's telling his kid to stay in and be a nerd.
He was the king of the party.
Best king, all right.
Spots.
Social coordinator.
Yeah.
So as it's a Cammo, the great ones do make it look easy.
It's correct.
Yeah.
The ones that are in the very elite class just looks like it's commonplace for them.
Yeah.
You're one of those guys.
Well, I do wonder about those.
So do you want to role play?
Like you could be Conroy and I'll be me or.
Oh, hey, shucks guys.
Hey, how you doing?
Gosh.
What do you think of that wolf deal?
I got a great deal, eh?
How was your summer? How are the kids?
Oh, so good guys.
Great.
How was yours?
Yeah, got the deal done.
That's awesome to get that done before I can.
You must be pumped about that.
Oh, great young kid.
Yeah.
You want to eat bologna sandwiches sometime?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, I don't know how you just kind of mix that in.
It sounds good.
When would we do that?
You want to come buy and eat bolog?
A good bowl of beef and say it's for charity.
Yeah.
I've got this hog draw.
We're selling tickets for a side of a piece.
I put you down for five.
Whoever won that?
Oh, there was no.
I just suck some money.
He won't like that being out there.
Yeah, it just feels kind of awkward.
Yeah, so what's going on?
Well, we were just wanted, did you want to come and eat some bologna sandwiches?
I don't know why you're, you're, this is now he's being negative Nellie.
I don't understand what you're, you're, you're, you're, I get that you want to make it a big deal.
But again, let's start small.
Let's just eat some damn bologna and just move on.
I just want sandwiches.
Yeah, somewhere, maybe I am thinking too big, but I am talking to the wrong guy.
It's the guy who doesn't eat one day a week and is starving by the time we're done the show.
He just wishes somebody would walk in with bolognails out.
I'm getting nauseous now because I haven't eaten this.
That's right.
He just wants a bologna sandwich.
Yeah.
We do it today, team?
Like, we should do it right now.
And does it have to be classified as bologna?
Keep going back to this.
Is mortadella part of the bologna family?
We need Greg for that.
It's very bologna.
bologna ish because i almost bought some more to deli yesterday was on sale i was an italian joint and it was like
three bucks off a pound it's very cheap as chips i think we did the we've had this conversation that
that would come up in my house uh but my kid he uh he loves the italian sandwiches oh yeah he goes
to always loves it's like mortadela like what is that like like well it's yeah i guess it's kind
it's a sandwich it's kind of like a baloney i guess because it's the round big round chub kind of thing
And the woman I live with, she's like, what's the white stuff in there?
Like, what is that?
Oh, you know what?
I'm not sure.
Google it.
It's chunks of fat.
Oh, good.
Yep.
Yeah.
It's chunks of animal fat.
It doesn't always have, well, the white stuff is, but this one had pistachios.
Yeah.
This one had pistachia.
Yeah.
Love pistachios.
Who doesn't?
So good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those are the nuts you need in your house right there.
Oh.
Well, I just like that we're all on board for baloney.
One way or the other.
we got to get rid of this stigma because i just don't think when you think of if you're having bologna that
it's a lesser meat that it's while that's what the italians have done they figured it out if we call
baloney they're not going to eat it mortadella martin all right well nothing else to do here
dean he's hungry he's going to go get a baloney sandwich well what else we're going to we went
We did our football picks.
In front of the Yankees?
What else we need to do?
And get your S together, Jack.
Get the jackometer out before next week's games.
We've got to, how do we track?
How are we supposed to know?
Now, he was a five in week zero.
Or was you?
And then this season.
A week ass five because he came in,
seven games.
They're one of the greatest teams in the NFL.
We're going to go 12 and five and he's a five out of time.
And then this week after the win, we're still at a five.
It's so even cute.
It's probably best we don't have it because we would be.
This is lost all traction.
It's dead.
Oh,
no,
it's not.
How can you be one and oh?
Because he's expecting to be five and oh at one point.
That was,
I was a win on my schedule.
And they didn't exactly destroy the jets.
They were hanging on.
Their defense was horrible.
Their offense is a lot better than I expect.
Kicker made a 60 yarder.
I brought that up like a thousand times.
I know.
They have a really good kicker,
Ryan.
Yeah,
I don't mind the kick.
He's on the payroll.
Is he allowed to make plays?
Bears kickers aren't.
No, Cairo Santos.
Jesus shit.
Could you kick it through the end zone?
Yeah, sure, coach.
Nope.
Oh, well, the clock's going to run.
We're going to blow right through that two-minute warning.
Good work, guys.
Great.
Probably could have had about 45, 50 seconds left on the clock.
We get nine.
Thanks, Cairo.
Super chat.
Really?
Super chat for the U.S. Centers of Calgary.
What are the people talking about?
Oh, it's all kinds of things.
There's Brad.
Five bucks.
you three should be doing the jackometer based on his in-game texts and mood after a game not jack himself i think you've got a solid baseline it would be a better
that that's work for us and i'm not up for that i mean if you were to canvas us where he is it's not a five it's a eight or nine yeah he's yeah it's seven and a
rhodgers is back this is a pro bowl quarterback definitely seven he's a 15 and he's a good kicker ryan like we just heard that's he's way hard
The coach always gets to the playoffs.
Defense best in the NFL until they allow 30 something to the jet hits.
What was it with your fantasy football?
You couldn't start somebody against the Steelers?
It was Braylin Allen and he proceeded to score a touchdown in the first quarter.
He's like, I got, I need some running back help.
Well, what do you?
I've got Braylon Allen, but I can't start him.
It's week one.
Why can't you?
Well, best defense in the NFL.
Playing the Steelers, best defense.
So I can't start him.
Five. You're a five, are you?
Right. Got it.
Anyway, this is some kind of show we do.
What else have we got there?
What did we talk about today?
A dog.
A dog. Kids a lot.
My kid getting, becoming a delinquent with fantasy football.
Hockey helmet bonnets.
A lot of baloney near the end.
A ton of baloney.
Some great insight and how not.
to pick bets on we went 0 for 12 on our picks
geese guys sharpen up there's altogether too many people like look there's
a lot of people watching this sorry guys we'll be better nice you're welcome and sorry at the
same time thanks sorry yeah uh you're off tomorrow no i'm here the other one back to you dean
where are all these people coming from uh there'll be 20 lugans assembling in montana
for a golf annual trip,
the 25th, I believe, annual?
25 in a row.
Yeah.
I haven't made them all,
but there are many that have.
And there's one stupid piece of obnoxious clothing
from each one.
It is quite a scene.
It's like the circus unpacking when we show up.
Are they all in the same?
Always in Montana?
No, it moves around,
but I think it's the last year.
This place is allegedly public,
so we're like, we love this place.
Let's go one more time.
Got it.
Yeah, might be a last.
We'll see.
All right.
Yeah.
Can be good.
Yeah.
And you come back Sunday, so you'll be sick.
You'll be sick and gross on Monday.
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on Monday for our photos that we're doing for the sales team.
And they're like, and who's this homeless man that you've got a photo of in the sales deck?
I would love to get into this, but then people will hear my real thoughts.
We don't need that.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'll be back in time to get back on the.
We're going to do head shots.
Can you give us?
Evaluation tilt for kid hockey on Sunday.
Just give us a little taste as to how you can.
Head shots, Dean.
Yeah, photos.
It's a normal thing that.
That's important.
We did head shots for an old gig.
How'd that go?
That was great.
It wasn't awkward at all.
No.
They don't take it serious to people that are shooting these stupid shots either.
They're pretty chilly.
They're fairly.
Turn the other way and look this way and trim your nose hair.
That is a good reminder.
The demands that they place upon us are unrealistic and unfair.
Well, what they give back?
is unrealistic and unfair as well.
You know who's taking your photos?
You don't.
If it's Bob Germany, I'm not coming.
It's not our staff writer, Robert Munich.
No.
He is on staff.
However,
he'll be getting a photo taken of him.
And you know who he is.
I stared in front of this effing camera, like, a lot.
You couldn't screenshot one?
Yeah, you can't.
Let's just do one right now.
Yeah, like, okay.
These are the highest in cameras that we can afford.
I'm sure.
I'm sure they're not importing some Italian.
and fancy.
It'll be taken on the exact same camera.
It's not some cinema camera.
You don't think.
Move your mic.
We'll get a one shot on Rhett and give us your photo.
And you don't have to show up one.
Well, I do know this.
Our photographer, he's
That's your turning cap picture.
Yes.
You just saved a bunch of money.
Yes.
God, that's great.
Our photographer doesn't need to drive in
from Red Deer now.
Oh, God.
See, this is the guy probably pushing it.
He wants an excuse to get out of that dump.
I love Reddue.
See you Monday.
Are they bringing food?
They better bring bologna.
Monday he's eating now.
He's a lot of Mondays now.
Right.
Have you switched that up?
Oh, you're doing.
Wow.
What's Monday night football?
The power that you have.
It's a double header, Dean.
Think about it.
It is a double header.
So yeah, me and you tomorrow.
Should we go from home?
I think you should call Jay Rose Hill.
I talked to, I said to Jack,
and are we coming to Marta Loop when the main
dummy that is the real?
the only reason we come to Mardaloup?
I'm not the reason, but it is most convenient for me.
That is fair.
No, we come for you.
You go home for you.
Get Rosie on.
Do a remote show with Rosie.
Rosie doesn't want to come on with us.
Yes, he does.
He loves it.
Oh, yeah.
He's sitting at home.
Oh, I sure hope they call.
Sure hope they call so I could do a show.
Yeah, he doesn't want to come on here.
No one wants to come on here.
Can't get guys to come for baloney.
Did he get back to you about the bologna?
He's busy.
No.
Yeah. All right.
Well, football game to react to tomorrow?
Yeah, football game.
Flames play against the box.
Are you going to call in like a loser and bug us?
No, if you don't want to. If you want to.
No, I don't want you.
I always feel the need and then you have you on and you're saying nothing and drunk and it's like, well.
Yeah, I'm usually slurring and Jack sends me a link and I just click it.
I really don't.
I'm not that keen on being on the show.
Oh, look at me.
Hey, yeah.
We're at Fenway Park.
I just hit a driver.
That's, yeah, that's exactly how it goes.
Yeah, you don't need that.
We don't need Rose Hill.
we got that.
You probably don't need either to be fair.
Yeah.
You'll be great tomorrow.
Jack, Dean,
how was the show today?
Great show,
great week.
I think we should take tomorrow off.
Now we're talking.
Now we have disguised
speaking your language.
Great week.
And court.
Do we have anything to play tomorrow that would be of
acceptable whatever?
Sure, you could get something.
We got something in the can.
Best of our first week back in September of 2025.
It's tough to replay.
things when it's, well, it's already on
YouTube. I just play the Franklin again.
Well, it's still there. It's sitting right there.
It's not really like it.
Maybe get Mike Golden for
his top 75 Flames, Prospect,
75 to 50 edition.
Does anybody want to do this show tomorrow?
If you're watching and you'd like
to, if you've dreamed of being.
I see Daryl Sutter in the chat. Maybe he can come in and host.
I'm sure that's the real one. On a moderately successful
YouTube podcast about the
Calgary Sports scene.
he can basically just make anything up.
Or just come on and talk about it.
Take it to whatever you don't like.
It's really easy.
Email, Jack.
It's more of a public square.
Yeah.
It's a forum, yeah.
So really good show and no show tomorrow.
Yeah.
It's done.
I think great week.
Love that.
Done.
Great first week back tomorrow off.
Enjoy Edmonton, Jack.
That's going to be a great concert.
It's like when you're at the driving range or end on a good one.
Yeah, I hit that great.
Let's go.
I'm not sure this is a good one they end on, but it was okay.
Jack says.
And that's so.
Well, maybe see you tomorrow.
Yeah, buddies.
