Barn Burner: Boomer & Pinder with Rhett Warrener - Yapping Session 🗣️ | FN Barn Burner - May 27th, 2025
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Hello everyone and welcome to the pod, the podcast.
A pot of whales.
What we call it, a pot of whales.
We were just talking about orcas and whales.
They're majestic creatures.
Yes, they are.
We're just visitors in their land, Dan.
And you were saying how there's more water on earth than land.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's the surface of the earth.
There's more ocean than there is land.
Isn't there land under the water?
I wouldn't know if it's called land, but yeah,
there's definitely some hard stuff.
So the ocean floor would be tough to settle there though a lot of pressure.
Yeah.
A lot of pressure.
Yeah.
You didn't like that joke I made the other day about the submarine people.
The building depot pieces going down to.
It just felt insensitive.
That's us.
Yeah.
Hey, everybody, welcome to the podcast, the show of the program, whatever you want to call it.
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Ah, you get into the action for the Stanley Cup playoffs.
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Got some action tonight.
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Gallagree.
Good place for it to be.
Yep.
They're very sensitive.
More than we are.
To the needs of people.
Oh.
Us, not so much.
Again, better people than us.
theme. Retro. How are we doing? So good. Yeah. Yeah? Why. I just, state of affairs,
catch, you know, let's just get the lay of the land for 60 hours. Is it that long? Fasting.
Okay. So talk to us about where and when things feel like what, because we've all gone a few hours without eating.
You guys, you might remember two years ago, oh, yeah, what? It was like, we're going to do a 10-day juice cleanse.
And she was done by dinner time. She said, I can't do this.
but I stuck it out.
That's right.
Because the fasting thing,
John Cornish told us about this years ago.
Yeah,
it's very popular.
Jay Cs.
Great for the barge.
Intermittent fasting.
Corn dog.
I'd eat one right now if I could.
So he's 60 hours.
Last meal you had was Saturday night.
It's Tuesday.
60 or 16?
60.
60.
Yeah, he's coming up on some big numbers here.
What are we doing?
Fasting.
Okay.
So what are we doing this for?
9, 9, 9.9.
supposed to be good for you right before it's opening up space the dogs yeah see it greta ends the
and i feel all right so i'm waiting until i feel sluggish in the moment so you feel not all right
so the nerd stuff behind it is that your body will really only start burning fat which are energy
reserves at a certain point of starvation or fasting so if you can get into that it starts using
the reserves you have energy is stored as fat on your body only by fasting uh yeah i thought
caloric.
Well, you'd burn a little bit that way, but if you really wanted to get into the,
okay, we don't have food.
I know to stay alive, by a different technique, your body will start using that fat much more
aggressively for energy.
I feel like my body would turn on me after all the glorious years of eating.
So you think now that you're starving.
You're starving me and you think I'm going to go after those fat.
You know what?
I'm going to take just a little bit of your liver instead.
Oh, dear.
I'm going to nibble away at your pan.
you son of a bitch.
We're now eating bone marrow.
You're screwed.
I can't believe.
Until I get hot dogs.
I haven't eaten in 30 days.
Who was it?
I haven't lost a pound, but I feel like my brain.
Kevin James did it.
Supposedly.
Mall cup?
Yeah.
He was on the Joe Rogan podcast and said he went 40 or 50s.
An incredibly ridiculous length of time without eating.
Just drinking water and.
there's a friend of the show that
notoriously eats whatever he wants
and was a professional athlete.
Might have played net,
might not,
but would go to two weeks and shed like 20 pounds.
It's crazy.
Crazy.
And he's like,
yeah,
you just have to like put your brand in a spot where it's not happening.
And Brusty could really play the puck.
Not sure you're talking about.
Great player of the puck for a net minder.
935 at three bills in Slovakia.
Good,
good guy.
Three bills.
That's Robin Leonard.
That is,
that's natural ability.
That's professionalism.
You can battle through the natural ability.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
I'm okay.
Since you're worried about me.
Yeah, I got the lawn cut yesterday.
Nice, way to go.
Because you have kids in your house.
They don't.
Oh, yeah.
It's not getting into it.
Really?
Not good.
No, it's not even worth it.
Do you think you're,
should we talk about parenting today?
Is that a topic?
I don't know.
You know what?
is we all have these great ideas about how we're going to parent and then you get there you're like
this is easy it's working I'll just do it this is easier yeah there's so if you want dessert do this
there's fine I'm not doing it I don't care what dessert grandma in a difference that said in just
should say something just go ahead just whatever whatever just do it don't care we're kind of
I don't care I guess I kind of care but not enough to kick up a stink tackle it yeah to tackle it head on
Yeah.
It's the don't care window.
We kind of feel like we're resigned to a certain destination here in the playoffs for a while.
Just can we get there.
Yeah.
Well,
what was the,
this one came off a couple days ago,
this chat entry from our buddy Rhett.
Oh,
yeah,
so it's Sunday.
Yeah.
Semifinal suck.
Yes.
S-U-K.
What do you think?
Do you agree?
concur?
I completely agree.
We need one thing to happen.
or it's destined to suck.
And that's a Dallas win tonight.
Yeah.
Because you go up 3-1 back to Dallas.
Like, let's just get right to the final place.
Yeah.
Now, Dallas 2-2 going home, you've got my attention.
That's a game I need to see.
I don't need to see it if it's 3-1.
Best of three after that point, Dean.
And you'd have all mice.
Because you take it back.
Yeah.
Take it back.
Yeah.
6 o'clock tonight?
8p.
8 p. Eastern.
That's right.
6P Mountain.
did we like last night?
Maybe we should watch it.
It watched us.
Who would I talk?
It's on.
It's just those are,
when those teams are doing what they want,
it's pretty low event.
There's hits,
but there isn't a lot of chances.
I'm guilty of it.
It's playoff.
I feel like you,
if you,
it's boring,
can you,
can you enjoy defensive hockey?
It can still be good
if it's close and tight and hard fought.
If you had your kid playing on the team,
you would enjoy it.
Yeah.
Good hockey. The other thing is the playoffs started April 19th, two days after our playoff draft.
That's almost, geez, like six weeks ago, maybe more. I think we've had one day with no hockey.
Fatigue's the thing. And round one, it's like, if that series sucks, I'm just watching this one.
Well, that's at overtime. I'll go watch that. Well, okay, that's over and I'm going here.
You're kind of married to the one game you got. And these series have not been, I mean, look, if you're a fan of one of these four teams, I'm sure.
this is peak, but like there's 28
fan bases that are like, come on
now, give us some drama.
There was some last night
as the Carolina hurricanes
got their first win in a conference
final since 2006.
Since Rod was on the scene.
Two decades. Yeah. Since
Rod was a contributing member
of the on ice product
of the hurricanes. With skates on.
Yeah. They
won three nothing.
A couple of empty netters.
Freddie Anderson gets back on track.
He'd had a miserable series that didn't start in game three.
Good for Fred.
He was inspired by the Danish national team, I'm sure.
Yeah, probably, eh?
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
No, it doesn't really work.
That doesn't because he didn't even play game three.
No, I was not talking about that.
Because I want to go and listen to Allentown and Allentown.
Yeah.
And I want to have a Denver in Denver.
Right.
But I guess I can't have a Danish in Daneland, Danish and Daneland.
Denmark.
It doesn't ring.
It's not the same.
It's Copenhagen. The Danish will cost you about 15 Canadian.
You do some Copenhagen and Copenhagen.
There you go.
And puke.
You love Copenhagen.
Some snooze.
A little snooce in your lips.
You ever do that, Pender?
You put all kinds of odd and weird and nasty shit in your yap.
No Copenhagen and Copenhagen.
No.
But you've been to Copenhagen.
I was there two falls ago.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
It's the happiest country in the world, believe it or not.
The Danes are happy.
How do you decide that?
Who makes that decision?
I don't think it's a decision.
Yeah.
I mean, it's probably not incredibly scientific, but being there, it's like, yeah, the day.
You're happy?
Oh, yeah.
They're all healthy.
It's fit.
They have their own little language.
Life's good.
Why do they fit?
What makes them fit?
Do they have to fast?
Like, I'm fat and I have to fast to be fit.
They eat better food.
They're more active.
Fast to be fit.
I don't think it's fair.
It's corner school.
It's not fair.
Yeah.
Some people do kind of get a little, you know,
they just get a little, really, you're the nicest in the world.
It's like Manitoba and the life's friendly Manitoba.
Are you?
I've met plenty that aren't so.
That night at the off sales wasn't too friendly.
Yeah, that was not a friendly night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guy stole his dad's truck and,
you know,
you're fighting in the street.
Yeah,
it'll get you.
It'll get you.
So,
congrats to the part of the game that I kind of did see was when the canes
were hanging on to a one-nothing lead and then,
Florida scored.
It's like, oh dear.
They went up, how did that?
The disallowed goal was Carolina
score. And then it was disallowed.
And all I was saying is this is the Jim
Hiller goal. This is the turning
pole. Oh. You're fucked.
Even though it's a small, you're fine.
You're fine. Just continue to play.
You're okay. But human nature.
No, you're going to get a goal disallowed.
And then Florida is going to score.
And then the wheels are going to fall off.
But it didn't.
felt that way.
Yeah. It didn't feel that way.
So for one night only.
And I was kind of hoping for it.
Rod can have a good night's sleep.
And the Pantaros don't get some days with their toes in the sand.
They've got to go back to Raleighwood, as they're calling it.
Raleighwood.
Is that what they call it?
Raleigh would.
The Kaniacs call it.
Rod, just curious, you must be just super pumped to snap this losing streak
because it was going to be kind of the thing of legends.
Are you go out, have a bunch of drinks tonight and celebrate a big,
a big victory or, oh.
Nope, not yet, I guess.
It's not changing anything.
You want a few more wins.
Same tie.
Hey, Jacks, that's, he's, good luck.
Same approach.
Yeah, steady, Eddie.
No days off.
He played at Notre Dame in Wilcox.
Yeah, he did.
The Housatchewan back in the day.
Played for the Hounds.
So they would have played in the S.J?
A little less appealing to go to Notre Dame nowadays.
Yeah, it is.
There's other things that offer the same.
So this place they can play with O'Day General Store and Wheatpool, end of list?
Yeah, would they, what did they play?
Who were they?
What loop were they in back in those days?
This is Sask Midget AAA.
Yeah, I guess I.
Probably would have had a junior team, but your best players would be playing major.
Yeah, they had to play at SJHO, but those kids would have moved on.
Richards and the Cavalier, they would be going there for the younger years.
Now, I heard guys that went there.
They loved it.
I believe that.
didn't know any better.
And it's like,
I went there for a week and I could not stand it.
Tell us about it.
Yeah.
Same.
Tell you about it.
How old were you?
Middle of August.
I don't know,
14 or 15.
Yeah.
Living in a room with no AC,
sweating your ass off,
middle of the prairies,
nothing,
grasshoppers and if you're all into hockey and that's it,
great.
But if you want to do anything other than hockey,
you are nowhere.
And like you say,
there's other places doing it now.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of,
A lot, yeah.
Cheap, too.
God, Red, you know what?
That takes me back.
You were a big deal.
Damn right, it was, Dean.
You were a big deal, bud.
I'm not anymore.
I was just going to say,
it's still pretty big deal.
I don't know.
See him holding court at the draft?
I just think back.
Back then, I was invigorated
because I watched the Western Hockey League
and prospects and draft eligible players
and I was, you know, go get her.
You were a young hockey player and a prodigy, some might say.
Go getter, yeah.
Big go getter.
This guy's where we, when did you go in the Bannum draft?
Five.
Fifth overall?
Adam Smith, number one.
My year was Justin Mapletoff.
He was good.
Yeah, not that I was anywhere near that.
I was not.
I was no good, but it's just a reminder that when you're.
Did you get picked?
No, didn't.
Didn't invite to camp?
I was a chicken shit at Midget and thought, I don't want to die out here.
so why don't we try another sport yeah maybe get into skiing for a few ways you're smart
or dumb or a coward or smart whatever that's above afall that's kind of one of those things about
how you can be watch some of the u.s college quarterbacks like these guys are these guy really good
but they yeah he's great here he's dominating johnny manzo you're off but you won't at the next level no
maple tofts chl player of the year top scoring player in the country
not really going to work out for you in the NHL, though, I'm sorry.
Pavel Brendel.
I have more points than anybody in the country.
There's a lot of those examples.
Yeah, you could be a great junior player.
That doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be a good action.
Doesn't mean squat.
But when you are the best at the junior level, you don't even, because he did get,
he played a little bit, but really not what you would expect from someone who was.
The best 14 year olds in the half the problem.
Alex Dake.
No, no, it was in junior.
Sure.
Play for the Red Deer Rebels, Memorial Cup champion.
CHL player of the year.
Yeah, I just mean, he comes into junior is like a number one.
Like, geez, this guy's going to be a star, right?
Yeah.
But then there was Rhett.
Top five bad and picked.
This guy's going to be a first, this guy's a first round talent.
He is big.
He's arranging.
And you know what?
After my first year, junior.
Seeing the what?
Reviews after my first year, junior.
Oh, I remember them.
I remember it well.
You scoff, but I do.
Ret Warner.
That's because we used to come to Brandon and beat the piss out of you.
You guys had a tough team and we're way tougher.
I'm not sure how that,
if it actually stacks up that way.
Didn't like your jerseys.
I know that you went to those weird.
Yeah, the weird bridge thing.
Kind of St.
Louis Blues influence there, I think.
Yeah.
It's not the one behind us, isn't trying too hard.
Yeah.
Similar or same same?
That's the same same.
Yeah.
Right.
there they switched to these everybody wasy rabbit to sent those to us what a good guy and so they had the
red you can kind of see the red pinstripe in there yeah um no boy no yeah i mean but we like you like
new things you don't try new things i don't know that that one really worked but um oh you were a big deal man
okay you were a big deal that's awesome world juniors straight to the
NHL.
Cut the first.
Yeah, but are you going to Biggs?
Probably going to Nagano.
I don't know.
So lucky I ate myself out of the first round and went to a expansion team that actually
wanted kids.
Hey, man.
Luck does have something to do.
Sure, it does.
So I missed Friday and I saw something pop up on the social reels.
And I didn't see how the question was posed.
But like the conversation come up in their prime, Rhett?
or coming.
Yeah, that was a
conversation going.
That was a super chat.
Just somebody was wondering.
Okay.
Super chat.
Both players being in their prime in a scrap who would come out on top.
I didn't win fights.
I just didn't lose them.
Yeah, you were good at that.
But as I sat here and kind of looked at the two specimen side by side,
the tail of the tape would be interesting because not many people are going to have the
reach advantage on you.
And not to say he would,
but it would be very close.
He would have.
He's also a long.
armed lumox yeah he a big boy yeah he really is yeah commie yeah he's he's a huge dude yeah
another guy like that's la barbara around to him a couple weeks ago and it's just like man like
just like your knees are these like this big it's not like yeah like everything is just
that the scar tissue i only had the post didn't have the pre what are we talking you really had it going
so how you know what man
Oh man, yeah.
See, bringing you up and bringing you down.
Go find some fights from
Junior. I could win a fight.
See, so, because I didn't see the clip.
I went to click on it and something happened. It was gone.
But what about, I didn't know it was a fighting thing.
I was thinking, like, contributing to a team,
second pair to you, whatever it is.
He's calling me as the late bloomer, New Jersey,
farm team, played more playoff games with the Flames in 2004
than he did regular seasons ever with the flames.
It was just hilarious.
But then after that,
it's like Carolina Cup big contract Columbus also great in Detroit what's your question
a little bit to try was short-lived yeah yeah I just don't know what Hall and where did his peak
playing wise reach yours similar players or not do you play lower down the line up or not I'm trying
remember who was his best D partner and how would that have stacked up to regear warner
these are see these are questions we could have asked when he was here but yet when ryan wasn't
here there were questions that never would have come up no no but there would have been less
beer drinking stories or different ones at least.
Yeah. It's all right. Good super
chat, though. What did we determine?
I wouldn't lose.
I may not win, but I wouldn't lose. Yeah, we didn't
really throw and hit the deck.
I mean, how do you get an early?
Kelly Chase taught me all the fight and Kelly Chase was smart.
Where were you? Trying not to get drilled.
In Saskatoon? Yeah. Because they had the lockout
my first year after I got drafted, they got kicked.
They sent him home after training camp.
Right.
And all the X Blades, Wendell Clark and Curtis Lysician, Chase, there's a whole bunch of guys there.
So we got to hang out with them a lot.
All right.
Son, here's how you scrap.
Yeah.
And he's much better than I ever once.
I feel bad.
There's some part of my Commodore's career here.
I didn't know existed.
Where?
He played 26 games for the Ottawa Senators.
Yeah, I don't remember that.
And four playoff games.
I do not recall that as well either.
He then played 13 games for Tampa Bay.
Nope.
At the end of his career.
Are we sure?
This is the guy, right?
Yeah, that's the guy.
Because was Detroit not the end of the line?
Did he get one more sniff after that?
It looks like Detroit had their fill.
Yeah.
And then he went to Tampa Bay.
as much as Babs loved him, they had to part ways.
Future considerations.
Oh, suck.
Yeah.
Traded from Carolina with Corey Stillman to Ottawa for Joe Corvo and Patrick Eves.
I do not.
I do not remember that.
Ooh, look at that career.
The half season and the K's got good stories.
I feel shame.
Sorry, Mike.
64-225.
is what he was being listed at.
Yeah, and not like, that's just his resting,
he's going to be 225.
That's his resting heart rate and heightened weight.
I can get to 225.
Right, different.
A few more days of fasting?
I'm almost there.
Ah, shit.
If you missed Friday show, I recommend it.
It'll be better than this one.
You know, it's one of those things you're doing some summer.
There's nothing really time sensitive.
been there. That's an evergreen property.
The meeting of Mike Keenan was a good one.
I saw that. That is hilarious.
It's very on. I like the re-meeting of Mike Keenan.
That was sensational.
Yeah. What dealership.
Oh, hey, Mike, my name's Mike too. How are you?
You know what? I want to, uh,
I want to do one of these.
You'll tip the tipparoo of the cap to, uh,
to our good friends at Crystal Waters plumbing and heating.
You've had them over at your place.
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Guess to tell you what said to me yesterday.
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Get them ready.
It's almost time.
Yeah, get them ready.
Get the cover off. Let's go.
Because you're not just flipping that switch after a long winter.
You probably haven't had that the September, October, November, right, what are we doing?
But I had some work done.
I wasn't even, like, so much in my house has to be spearheaded, but it's not getting done unless I go,
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Crystal Waters came to my house.
I had a issue in my bathroom.
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I didn't have anything.
I didn't.
Were they even here?
Some guys were here to do something in the bathroom.
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Well, yeah, I had them, but I didn't.
Yeah, it's done.
It's done.
Tell it.
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Thank you, Crystal Waters.
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Tip of the cap.
Tip of the cap and some applause or something.
What could we play for those?
There's just.
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There's you and the kids standing outside on the front.
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Nothing like that happens in my life.
Where it's dealt with a job.
Where a job gets done and.
The runway.
Quickly?
Yes.
It's what?
Yeah, it's all done.
What do you mean?
You're not coming to me telling me that there's a whole bunch of other shit that
that's going to cost me a bunch of money and inconvenient.
Not to say that that isn't the case,
but I maybe just didn't get that email or call yet.
But thank you, Crystal Waters.
I appreciate that in a big way.
People in the chat are very sad.
We're not talking oilers yet.
All the honks are sitting there just waiting for us.
Let them wait, Dean.
Let them wait.
Ignite the Hippotank 6 p.m. Game four.
May not.
I did get a text.
No.
You just never know who's listening.
Looter?
Hippotank, lull, gout.
Love it from a prominent member of the Edmonton media.
Wow.
Good.
Yeah.
That's, of course, the gout we're talking about is Ruppet hints.
Because that innocuous slash, how else could you end up in a walking boot after a tap?
Who apparently is still not on the ice this morning.
He's a game time decision to not taking part in morning skate for the Dallas stars.
Rupé.
What the age?
Get that out there.
And if you are going to play, I don't care here, morning.
Oh, yeah, I see you're at this point of the year.
Let's go ahead.
Skate, don't skate.
Give that an extra eight hours.
That's great.
Heal up.
What's his story?
I need to put him in the crosshairs.
What is he?
If he doesn't play.
Danish.
Hints is Finnish.
Figures.
A lot of fins left.
A lot of fins left in the tournament.
Get some fins.
They're not so high in this Finnish mafia.
These fins are, hey, look at it.
Well, get after it.
I mean, it's 93 playoff game, 68 points.
I'll allow it.
One more time there.
You just breeze through that real quick.
93 playoff games, 68 points.
That's a lot of playoff games.
Holy.
How old is he?
Yeah.
He's 28.
That's this prime.
It's like you and your prime.
Quickly.
Something.
Yeah.
Quickly.
to rupe so get out there and perform let's go let's go 28 goals 30 goals 37 goals 37 goals
that's a lot of goals flirting a 40 let's go yeah rantan you want to put some fingerprints on the
series we're waiting yeah jason robin you want to be something yeah but i scored last shut up
be a factor get into it Wyatt why it's having we've been all about why it we've been all about
Wyatt, loving Wyatt.
How about this, Wyatt?
What a draft pick.
Wyatt this, Wyatt that.
Pull up your socks, Wyatt.
Mr.
33 goals in the regular season.
It's only 21.
If I could make one more request while we're talking to the
benevolent and kind of hockey gods,
the all seeing and all knowing hockey gods.
We could see the 971, Jake Ottinger from the first round in 2022.
He's a good player.
that guy would help this series a lot.
I like that guy.
Yeah.
Could be my favorite player if he wants to.
I'll get a jersey.
Yeah, if he does the right things.
I don't know if he gets a cut of that,
but, you know, anything to help.
Meanwhile,
it's like, has McDavid been,
well,
Leon's been really good.
You know,
dry sidles,
he's a monster and this is,
McDavid,
22 points in 14 games.
Son up.
So,
a bit down.
Yeah.
Thought he was hurt.
You might have been dealing with something for a while there, yeah.
Too much time off.
Vegas, let him off the hook.
Should it have made him play more.
He did not do a lot that Vegas series.
Didn't look good.
You know what?
You don't want to give too much credit to a team that got
a caoed in five games,
but Ikel did a good job blanking them.
A lot of guys that can skate with them and neutralize them.
Can he play for Dallas in this series?
Because in the Western League,
you used to be able to take a player to the Memorial Cup from another team, right?
really?
I don't remember that.
You can take a goalie, I believe.
Huh.
Wow.
I don't know that.
Maybe.
Well, just have Jim,
have Jim phone Kelly and see if that
they work something out.
It was either Vernon or Rudy.
They got picked up by one of the teams
going to the Memorial Cup.
Maybe I'm crazy.
Maybe.
You can find it.
Hard to find out.
It's a big game tonight.
To say that the series hinges on this game
might overstate it.
If it goes,
if Dallas wins it,
then there's still lots of good
that they're going to have to do
to win the series.
Yes, that's fair.
But if they lose this,
I feel like if they lose.
Give the TV screens a rest
until the finals.
Yeah.
Any chance the winners are getting
cocky?
No, fans are.
Well, they've always.
The team's not.
Since they drafted the best player in the world.
Yeah.
It's gotten a little bit cocky.
It's not their fault, I guess.
Because that's the thing
about having failure in the playoffs year after year, which the Oilers have had over the, they've made
the playoffs a lot the last little bit. They have not won a Stanley Cup in a while. So there's
some failures that go along with that. If you're able to learn lessons from that and become better
because of it, I would suggest maybe one of those things would be not getting overly cocky
over a two one series lead in round three. Good practice, I think. Yeah. Well, chuckle of them
dialed in then is that what you're yeah chuck will have him dialed in i think this is not
improving my attitude no that's why i didn't want to start i didn't want we talked about your fasting how
good you used to be yeah there's other topics that i have a nice distracting thing when you're ready for it
if we want to get off this so just going back to this western league goalie thing no okay it's uh
it has to do with an old friend old and a segment that we've been talking about doing for
so we're doing a segment you put together just uh
I want to rekindle your fire.
Remember that guy that used to work with us?
You mean it's not on,
I'm not fired up.
No, no, not.
He's fired up.
This particular thing, you may have slipped your mind.
All right, let's go.
I got the undeniable top five fountain drinks from fast food restaurants,
one to five,
non-negotiable from our fast food drive-thru,
fountain pop specialist.
That's right.
Yes.
Number one.
What's he doing now?
Don't just barrel headway.
We need a lot of CSEC.
He's doing some stuff with stamps.
Yeah.
And roughnecks.
Great.
Good guy.
Young go-getter.
Sasker.
Did you even mention that?
Yeah.
Your Pinder report at lacrosse.
That is a good game on the weekend.
Indus?
Buffalo bandits.
Oh.
Anyway.
Who the hell are you talking about?
And what are we discussing?
So we're talking about.
Oh, pal, Riley.
Remember Riley?
I remember Riley.
Riley used to work with us on the radio show
and his
his strong belief was
depending on whatever
what specific fast food chain drive through you were going through
you were going to get a different soft drink
because the soft drinks, they varied.
The blends of the soda water with the syrup
were different.
So the most obvious would be A&W.
He's got it at five and it says it's very good
but it's not top four.
Rip beard A&W is number five on the power.
rankings yeah but but to your point you're probably not getting root beer at
anywhere else no god no that's probably and if you're going there you're only getting the root
beer you have to okay never mind if you're not going drive you're sitting down you gotta get the big
mug yeah yeah they still do that eh are they frozen they got the freezers with the mugs in
i hope so while i hope they have i'd be disappointed if they aren't jack you're a young degenerate
when's the last time you've been to an a and dub i got one like two minutes for my place and yes
they do they still have the frozen jugs frosty moat
Caps, just real quick for that.
Nice job.
I end up.
Nice.
Just sticking with it.
That would seem to be one of those things.
If we need to cut some corners, cut costs.
Well, we could stop having freezers running 24-7 just to have mugs in them.
Then have to manually have a paper straw.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Guys.
So good job, Ann Dub.
Keep it up.
Okay.
So what, so this is the top five fountain.
It's the power rankings of fountain drinks at drive-thru places.
Number four is the KFC Dr. Pepper.
Only place they'll get Dr. Pepper, KFC.
That one's foreign to me, don't know.
I believe it.
I was going to say, I profess.
If there's KFC being consumed,
it's probably ordering a bucket when there's people around.
It's like, oh, we need.
Yeah.
You're not hitting a drive-thru.
We need, yeah, I don't know that I've done a drive-through.
KFC, a big crunch.
Jack, when's the last time
you have graced a KFC drive-through?
Ooh.
The last time I had KFC, I tried that
macaroni and cheese big crunch.
Right.
That was pretty good.
I've never had the doctor pepper, though.
Didn't you have the one where they had the
double stack or whatever the hell?
It was like no buns. It was just meat, meat,
meat. I forget about that.
I was called hot sauce.
Yeah.
I'm going to find, while you're doing that, I'm going to
find some data. Number three, Wendy's
Sprite.
Best Sprite in the league, not close, that red-headed gal, great at the Sprite.
That kids always go for iced tea there.
I'm going to have to mention that.
The clown's Coke comes in at number two.
Wow.
No better fan.
Number two.
Clown Coke.
This guy goes every day to a drug.
Yes.
Yeah, he did lament this day of his body from all the trips to said establishments.
And number one will never be dethrone.
He's quoted the saying,
morning the dairy queen ice tea.
Who might argue?
Perfect blend.
Yeah, who might argue?
And I said, look, these are all interesting things, but until I get a camera and boomer in
some sort of unmarked white moving van going through the drive-thrus, we really don't know.
We have to take this on the road.
And I think as importantly, what are you ordering with the food in these drive-throoms?
Yeah, he's a chicken Asiago ranch.
That's his peak top of the, nothing.
That's the king of the jungle.
The cluck and cleaver, remember?
Remember the clock and cleaver?
I don't know how you beat that chicken sandwich.
Again, though, that's not a drive-through.
You are right.
But that's off topic.
So is he tried every single found drink at all these establishments?
I'd suggest he has.
This guy's dialed.
He's an expert, Jack.
He puts some effort into it.
Yeah, this is like when you...
It's a passion project.
One of those drafters who's like, no, who's this rush kid?
Well, he sent two years in the MHL and he was in a lot of Ostok and then moved along.
And, you know, tough with the primary assistant.
how does he know they're just experts and you wouldn't know by looking at him no he's just a
mere waif of a guy but he can crush some fast food that was lank how really whatever he wanted
fast food left and right yeah not fair it's not fair you just look at the arches and you not
this guy lanks now there was a guy like a was he not like a shal player the year top scoring
player. He was a high-end player.
And then went to the NHL, so he's maybe not going to be able to
just connect the dots as easily as you might think for a guy
that has a whole bunch of points.
But then, found a way.
Figured it out. Got pretty crafty, got pretty smart.
He's a competitor, I would say.
How many games are you played?
Thousand.
1090. Wow. Good for him.
Especially after the neck injury.
Yep. Went back to Arizona to get the thousand, I think.
That's right.
I think I saw it on Flamesnation.com.
They had one of those, who's this guy?
Logo, logo, logo, logo.
And I didn't confirm it, but I believe
Damon Lanko is the,
Phoenix, Calgary, Phoenix portion.
At the end, it kind of gives it away.
There's some Philly, Tampa Bay,
Tampa Bay, Tampa, Philly, Phoenix,
Calgary, Phoenix.
There you go.
Still in Phoenix.
You got a kid that plays?
I think his kid got drafted, actually.
One kid was in.
Colton.
And then the younger kid.
Colton's playing for the Giants.
How about that?
That's the older kid.
And the younger kid just got drafted.
How about that?
Derek.
His name.
Gras, Derek.
Where to go, kid?
That's his cousin, but yeah.
Huh?
It's thinking.
It could be wrong.
There's some other link has listed, but not as his brother.
I have Damon's son and nephews.
Beckett?
No.
Is his brother play?
It was a goalie. Scott.
Scott, yeah, was his bro.
But you're talking about his kid. So you're saying the one kid is his nephew, not his son.
I'm saying the kid in Vancouver's is son.
I see.
But someone playing that for the Tigers for years.
Folks, I blame the Oilers for this.
Yeah.
We be doing others.
We'd be talking about all their fault.
It's their fault.
If they're going to do this.
Yeah.
We're talking soft drinks.
So they don't win and have them leave or win and have them leave.
Just have them leave.
We need to stand.
It's interesting.
You brought,
and I was,
because I was going to bring this to the table,
but I'm like,
I don't know if I was whatever,
but in terms of soft drink,
it might shock you.
It shocked me the top selling soft drinks
in the United States of America.
No, no, number one.
Number one,
Coca-Cola classic.
Yes.
Guess is at number two for the second year in a row.
Don't say due.
That would be so moral.
It's not the do.
It's got to be spread, I think.
I don't drink pops.
Dr. Pepper.
Come on.
The doc?
The doc.
Wow.
And it might be some vote splitting.
You know,
well,
I'm a diet,
this sort of thing.
But for the second straight year,
Dr. Pepper,
ahead of Sprite and Pepsi Cola
and Diet Coke in the top five.
Wow.
Did not have the doc there.
Finish out to top 10,
Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew.
Coke zero.
Zip, as he would say.
A Coke Zep.
Tip of the cap to
Lou.
Diet Pepsi,
Fanta, which would be your orange.
Yeah.
And then Canada dry ginger ale.
It's good ginger ale.
Sure.
You like it better than the Schwept?
Shreppy.
Shweps.
Shwep.
Shweps.
Jack, Dr. Pepper.
Your thoughts.
Don't like it.
Back to you, Dean.
Never have it.
I think people are sleeping on the dock.
It's lovely.
They should maybe get some,
this might be a doctor summer
Kainer drinks
Hot doc summer
vodka Dr. Peppers.
Who does?
Dr. Aaron Kane.
Caner.
So the doc goes
Dr. Caropractor extraordinary.
Dock and vodka, you're saying?
Yeah.
Really?
It's wrong.
Is it like a vanilla vodka?
Dr. Peppers
who passed Pepsi.
That would pair nicely with the dog.
I think that's what it is.
Now you're thinking.
The backstory.
The rise of Dr. Pepper.
Love a good rags to riches story.
you know what I mean.
Congrats, Doc.
A good doctor.
Boy, and you know what?
For Coke, remember they went to the Coke classic
and they went to New Coke and they kind of flirted with it there.
They got their shit back together.
Yeah, they were.
You guys probably won't even remember that.
I do.
Jack won't.
New Coke.
It was Coca-Cola.
Then we're going to change the new Coke.
If you go really far back, there was actually Coke in the Coca-Cola.
That's changed.
So you had to change that a little bit.
50.
Yeah.
Some doctors were telling you.
before the smoke yeah now it's all in you know that jack no coke had coke actually coke had
coke mm-hmm no wonder you felt real good after well i could have another well that's is quite like that is
a little pepping my step yeah so they had to take it out jack just so you know that makes sense i can't get it
no no root beer anywhere in the i think they consider dr pepper kind of their
Root beer-ish.
Yeah?
I would agree with that.
I think in Canada,
you'd see the huge splits
on the Dr. Pepper and the root beer.
You don't know that.
It's my guess.
Well, there's no A&Ws down there.
That's what I mean.
The chain here is prominent.
It's not existent there,
to my knowledge.
And the Dr. Pepper down there,
they shake it up a lot.
They've got your Dr. Pepper mixed with cream soda.
Dr. Pepper cherry.
Dr. Pepper, there's, you know,
what are the artists?
do, the collabs.
There's a lot of collaboration going on.
The doctor's in the lab.
He's cooking.
Yeah.
I was throwing new stuff in there.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, that bought us eight minutes.
Do we like the orange crush?
I love an orange crush float.
Yeah.
Soft serve ice cream float.
Do you know what a float is, Jack?
Like an ice cream float?
Yes.
Yeah.
So you don't get those those?
God, we don't see them anymore.
Maybe at an A&W, you get a root beer float.
Yeah.
Go to Dairy Queen and get a float.
Can you?
Oh, yeah.
I believe that.
DQ, yeah.
See, that's the other thing.
He's talking about going to dairy queen.
I'm not a dairy queen food guy.
Generally, it's ice cream.
Good chicken tenders.
It's all right.
We better call a Commodore or something.
Yeah.
this is
Mike
Yes
Maybe I should text
The baby he's around the corner again
I don't if you can't
Only tap that
Is he just in the neighborhood
That mine once in a while
The 999 is coming
Did you contact our hot dog?
Yeah we're all straightened
Good
I got the hot dog guy
And the nightclub guy
On the same page
What about the buns?
I have not full out of bun buns
Oh come on pender see this is like
And you're concerned about buns
This is the food at the
Christmas party. You're going to forget about it.
I've got so I've got budget for us to order in pizzas.
Never happened. Didn't John Bender end up buying pizza for everybody?
Yeah, Bender to save the day. That's the normal shot bender.
Normal plot. Yeah. Um, the 999. It is coming up this Friday over at Greta,
presented by origin brewing, bontan meats, Greta of course, our host, and platinum Mitsubishi.
If you want to do it, and you haven't signed up yet,
you're not doing it at Greta on Friday.
But you can get a general admission ticket for $10.
Those are all that's left.
And again, I guess there's nothing stopping for you from ordering hot dogs and beers.
Correct.
But you're not getting it for $2,99.
No.
You're going to have to do your own kind of, you know,
collab.
You're going to have to go rogue and do it yourself.
T-shirts for the challengers that are successful.
And there's an update on that.
Oh.
Not unlike we have to remind people that there are non-alcoholic beers.
Right.
That are as many as you want for the 9-99.
We are going to give T-shirts to all competitors.
Well, that's nice.
Because we wouldn't want to encourage gluttony.
That's the whole point of this thing.
Okay.
Yeah, that's, I mean, the last thing we want to do is encourage.
You know what happened?
Things in excess with our 999.
The gov got in front of the socials.
Yeah.
Candidates.
I got to change this.
We're just doing the 999.
Yeah.
So it's Friday.
It's at Greta.
They're out there to watch over.
Doors at four.
Why don't you swing by after work?
Cut out early.
Book yourself a sales meeting three to five.
And we'll get started with first pitch at five between the athletics who have no home and the Jays in Toronto.
Now, are there two teams without homes?
It's like, where's Tampa Bay.
Tampa is playing in the, there are two teams playing a minor league facilities.
Tampa's playing in the Yankees spring facility,
which is the biggest of the,
spring facilities in grapefruit league in Tampa Bay proper i believe at george steamerner field
george steamer that'll be great in july who already because the jays were just there it's like
guys leaking yeah just humidity sweating their balls up now when your picture's gone 30 the last
inning you're going to want to take some pitches get him a breather in the dug out cool
why is he swinging?
Three up, three down, and out comes Bassett again.
He's sweating again.
Not ideal.
Not ideal.
You have a team in Sacramento that you're not allowed to say Sacramento,
and there's a team playing in Tampa Bay in a single A facility.
Yeah.
Moving to Montreal.
Come on, baseball.
Looking a little shoddy here.
You think all the runs the NHL took when the Yotes were playing in ASU's,
half-built arena?
And it was awesome.
So what time will you get there?
Because I am, I'm just thinking about how you roll.
You'll get there.
Are you going to be able to not have your first beverage until first pitch?
That's why I'll be showing up at 445.
Yeah.
Because otherwise I'm going to be doing an 11-99.
Because that's the thing.
Yeah.
It will get the best of you.
And if I want to do an 11-99, that's fine.
But 10 and 11 are not until the dogs are done.
That's got a strategy.
That's right.
It's like going to a buffet.
there's only so much space on the plate, that's your stomach.
Don't be, it's a real estate game.
It is.
Save space.
I'm curious about Jack because he has zero concern going into this.
He's just,
he's just ready for,
I can do this in 30 minutes.
What do you want?
I could do this every day.
We're going to do it with other people around this.
Doing an 18, 18, 19. 9.
Yeah.
I've got it all figured out.
Do you?
Yeah.
Thursday, 5 o'clock is going to be my last meal.
And then I'm just going to drink water.
Yeah, you need to keep that stomach open.
That's a good call.
Then when I get there Friday, I'm going to aim for five.
And I'm just going to do beers right away.
I think I'm going to do five beers, get a little buzz.
This is the red strategy.
This is a terrible idea, I think.
Why?
I would do the opposite.
Do you go right to the dogs?
The problem is either way, you're going to, there's going to be some swelling at some point.
What moves are you quicker?
That's probably.
Well, let's hear the full plant.
So you're going to do five beers.
Five beers.
Then I'm going to do a couple of,
couple dogs, finish the beers, and then just kind of do a dog in inning pace.
So you're going to be nine beers in with two dogs eaten.
Yes.
And then it's not a bad plan actually.
Out of all the plans I've thought of that might be the best because you might, all that booze, you're going to be starving.
And I won't.
You might go to the wash.
Tara's got a good point.
Terrace has ending on hot dogs is bold.
It's a bold strategy.
you go find a drunk guy and say hey eat seven dogs and an hour please i don't know that that goes
well sam is concerned he says that's a terrible here's the thing if i have to tap out i'd way rather
have nine beers than the nine dogs and that that's deep thinking right there that's deep thinking
i don't mind good on you jack five nine beers three dogs me whatever i don't like your commitment
to the nine nine so he went from very cocky they're like yeah well if it doesn't happen here's
I'm just going to
I want the nine beer
and the rest of it
I don't give you this
and half an hour
but if it's 20 bucks
in three hours
here's why
is that what it is
you just
I got to figure it out
don't worry
you better you know
he and his looking
the thing right
do this proud
our name is attached to this
you better do
not make an ass out of us
oh good stuff
good times
looking at your list
of other things
that need to happen
you're going to be busy
not really
two things in
beside of
three weeks is a lot for us
yeah
two
what else we got
999 golf tournament
yeah the origin golf tournament
is coming up
18th June 18
you golfer jack
no I'm not a golfer
I've tried to get into it like every summer
all my buddy's golf but
they just take it too seriously
it's no fun
then you would love the origin golf tournament.
Yeah, I think that's exactly where you should.
Yeah, that's kind of...
Scramble.
Scramble is a great way to play golf.
No one's going to ask you to tuck your shirt in.
That's right.
This is what we need.
I can wear my flip-flops.
Oh, hell yeah.
Go barefoot like cron.
Oh, I don't know.
Say I'm not sure if this is this.
Cron's a bear still barefoot.
Yeah.
I think that's this week you were saying the alumni tournament.
Thursday.
We'll be teeing off barefooted.
Oh, Cron.
Oh, Cron.
It's hard when you get betrayed by those.
close to you.
Betrayal.
I told you.
I hurt the ones you love, Dean.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Somebody was asking me the other day.
So do you think,
like, do you take credit for
Kron being
on the radio all the time now?
I don't take credit, but.
Oh, it's a direct result of you?
I'm not sure that it would be a thing
where it not for our time spent together.
Is nationwide popularity?
would be way less.
Yeah, it would be.
I said, what about Corey Sarich?
Same column, yeah.
Oh, really?
Wow, we took good around.
Yeah.
I'd say he did it for me,
except you just said how great,
how big a deal I was prior to meeting you,
so I don't really make I'd meet you.
I guess I was saying you're a big deal and then the NHL.
Good thing you resurrected some of that, eh?
That's right.
There's kings and there's king makers, Dean.
Yeah.
Who else?
Who else is?
I've gone nowhere.
I'm stuck next to him.
He is not to anything.
Yeah.
Still on your hip.
I'm still freaking robin here.
Who do you think,
who has tried to get away from the other?
Ryan from me or me from Ryan.
Yet here we sit.
We've both taken some spins.
Yeah.
I do remember getting a call
in the middle of the pandemic being requested to return to mornings.
Oh, really?
You did?
kind of like not wake up for a year there.
Cool for a while.
Just like you went to the flames and acted cool for a while.
Yeah.
And COVID got.
But you always come back to Big Daddy.
Yeah.
Jack, we got to get out of here.
Let's start that podcast.
Always come back.
Sailboat podcasts drops August 1.
Jack and I are gone.
Well, I mean, Sarat.
What was he doing?
Brought him in.
Raising kids.
now he's on television all the time hey look at me
so yeah
and you guys you may have you would not have been there
you might were you there when we had Troy Brower
on the show no I was definitely not there
and he got either the call or the text mid show
hey
do you still have your gear
get your ass to St. Louis
Springfield
but yes
his playing career was resurrected because of the guy with the big face right here.
I don't know if it's true, but okay.
So someone heard on the radio and said,
we got to get this guy on the axe again.
Oh, my God, I didn't know he wasn't playing.
He's just doing media?
Hmm.
Could use him.
What's Andrew Walker doing now?
You launched him off to the biggest media market in the country.
What's the update?
He is doing oiler pre and post game.
Yeah, that's, that's downright.
Although for him, that's probably heaven on earth.
He's very happy doing it.
Yeah.
It's the pig pen.
He just loves rolling around in it.
And he's smarmy, so he can be smarmy.
So here's a question.
Is there any appetite for him to come on this show this week?
If we're talking about oilers, no.
If we're hanging out, absolutely.
Okay.
But I don't know that he can do that.
We should have had him on today because it would have been better.
Well, I reached, I was out to him.
there was text convoy
happening today.
No, we should actually.
Because I knew this was coming.
Yeah, no, we all.
The day after a 3-0-0-0-0-Carolina win
and it's coming again tomorrow.
Yeah, 3-0-Carylina win on an oiler game day.
We care to talk about neither.
How do you feel about potato chip brackets, Dean?
Jackie ever had old grotton?
No, I don't even know what that is.
Oh, my favorite old Dutch.
Can you do a lot of it?
I can do a lot of it.
of it. I find the O'Grotten. I hit, uh, so what can you do a lot of? So,
S and V's pretty much all. Yeah, pretty much anything else. Chips. We were at the damn,
you're actually not a great reference point. You like food, but you're not good at. There's a lot of
things that the tender tummy thing, there's not tender tummy. You have a tender tummy.
Uh, maybe. No, I mean, dill pickle, salt and vinegar. Well, salt and vinegar can be, like for anybody, right?
That's,
don't speak for everybody.
Cutting up the mouth.
This is about you.
Risk point.
But don't you,
don't you get some puckering after a while with these,
the vinegar.
Pretzels are making me thirsty.
Dill pickle,
ketchup,
Doritos.
I would never eat a ketchup chip.
Like I would eat it,
but I would never buy it.
Really?
Nope.
Yeah,
you're at a party.
You can't stop.
You can't buy those things.
Oh,
they don't last.
You just eating them all day.
So good.
Jack, top five chips.
Salt and vinegar one, Miss Vicki's.
We'll go Doritos, the red bag.
I forget what the flavor's called.
Nacho.
Notcho.
You don't like the red bag?
Red bags everywhere.
You got it and yet I prefer the orange, the orange.
The orange is not a cheese.
The classic lays.
Just plain, plain?
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, there's some dip around the wavy ones.
The ruffle or ruffles.
The ruffles.
What else do I like?
You're leaving ketchup off is what I'm not saying.
I don't like ketchup.
I would never,
I'm with red.
I would never,
I've never bought in ketchup chips.
Where are we on?
I like sour cream and onions.
I like so.
I like that.
The old Ryan's back in a day.
Oh,
we talked about it.
Crunchy.
So bring those back.
Please.
I was at the diamond on Sunday and someone's like,
I got chips and there was a bag with multiple bags in.
I was just grabbing in.
Oh,
S&B is nice.
And if he comes in,
ding, ding,
ding, ding.
Bottom of the spicy dill.
I'm like,
no, you did not have a spicy dill in here.
Oh.
They have spicy ketchup now, that miss Vicki.
She's been trotting that out for a while.
There's a lot of different flavors of chip.
We should maybe have a chip Nami.
A chip Nami.
Yeah.
Oh,
we've had a chip Nabi on Madison Ave when I was living there.
What's that a play on?
A chipnami is when Rett gets around,
I've been drinking,
and then some puts out some chips,
and it's like a tsunami case.
So it's like a tsunami.
But it's a chip.
Yeah,
Chips are,
it's a 30-foot wave of chips.
I have an idea for a completely different part.
It's not even maybe part of this show,
but it's something completely different.
And that's where a chip-nomi would come in.
And we should do a chip-nami because we should also do this baloney thing,
which you've been shuffling.
This is a big Greg Keller.
That's a big bontan meats.
He was ready to celebrate with a bologna fast after the Leafs lost.
Why didn't we?
We need some runway,
but we should have seen that coming.
They weren't going to beat Florida.
I could eat bologna any day
I could eat bologna.
I don't need a special event for bologna.
Greg loves bologna sandwiches.
Do you put chips on your sandwiches ever?
Right on there and crunch them up?
Not really.
I'll have them on the side.
See, I love it.
If you're going to like a potluckish type of a thing
and you've got your paper plastic plate,
little chips on the side.
I do that all the time, Brad.
Oh, that's subway?
On?
Yeah.
Really?
the cheddar sun chips.
Crush them up.
Put them on my sub.
Those things are shit.
Yeah,
I'm not a fan of those.
You don't like them?
Don't try and get out of here.
Oh,
but they're healthy.
No,
it's just.
That's not the point of chips.
You've now lost the plot.
You know what it is?
It's sawdust and you've tried glue in it all back together and then sprinkling some,
get out of here.
Sun chips.
Sorry.
Loss of a sponsorship.
I think you should do the Doritos on that.
I've done that too.
I'll do that on the,
the BMT.
the Doritos are for the tacos
yeah they do that
they do nachos at sub right now
too they do pizzas really
everyone's done pizzas stop it
it is flat bread
Davey Kianz is trying to pizza I'm like stop it
just don't
McDonald's used to
those are good actually
I thought they were good
Do you remember that Jack
were you too young
oh that's McDonald's pizza
yeah
God they were good
Sun chips.
Yeah, that was a puller pulled by you, Jack.
Don't ever admit that again.
Turn off your mic, Jack.
Almost had to sit outside.
So close.
But we'll keep you.
Okay.
Summer ideas.
After a great start.
I go to that Italian shop for a sandwich now.
The Bontan hotline is checked in.
Okay.
Cheezies.
Doug Warner loves the cheesies.
The DUG.
I've told you this, I think.
He opens the bag.
It's a 24-hour weight rule.
That's, yeah.
What?
Stails them up a bit.
Really?
Because it's the Hawkins,
which is Canadian.
Yeah.
When we were doing our chip draft years ago,
we reached out to Hawkins and said,
there's some massive popularity here for your product.
We're doing anything.
We'd love to talk to you about the story.
Crickets.
Who are these facts?
They're making fun of us.
So the leftover corn batter from other products?
Because that's a deep fry and drenching cheese.
I love it.
Because the Hawkins is unlike anything else.
It's very, it's very hard, crunchy.
Nobby.
Yeah.
Cheese puff or cheesy?
I like cheese puffs.
I just think you're, you're wishing you had Hawkins all the time.
That's what my thought on it.
If you're having the cheese puff.
There was one called pause when I played junior hockey.
It was that Cheeto.
Oh, P-AWS.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Do you let it sit and then dissolve?
Yeah, kind of dissolve.
Before.
Yeah.
Because I think there's probably some people that just crunch it and eat it.
You got to go with the full flavor.
There's something about that dissolving that takes place when you have it in your yipper.
Yeah, the cheesies.
The woman I live with likes the cheesies.
I don't know that she would be very much opposite.
She's big on, I don't know if you guys have this in your house, food clips.
We must clip everything.
Oh, we own the cereal boxes,
uh, sleeves of soda crackers,
getting fresh, uh,
crackers of any kind like a ritz or whatever it is.
We must clip it.
Or it's, uh, almost instantly.
If it's overnight,
you may as well throw it out because it's stale.
So she and DUG would have,
they would be at loggerheads.
Do you G, love, try it.
Try it.
Try it. Put them on the boat this summer.
Leave them overnight.
weren't put him on the boat
Wasn't there
The freezer?
Weren't you put them in the freezer
To the Hawkinson?
Because I know
Dummy over there was doing that with popcorn.
Yeah,
it was.
Did you ever decide whether that was worth it?
Yeah,
it was worth it if you're planning on eating it the next day.
The popped popcorn,
not the kernels.
Once it's popped.
Once it's popped.
Like I got two bags in the movie theater.
Eight one.
8 1 put one in the freezer it was pretty good it's all out of like i would rather keep it in the
freezer than keep it in my pantry really overnight yes would you uh go no butter on the
order if you're gonna freeze it you got no there was what's wrong i didn't try i imagine
any scenario like hell prison is that where they're having popcorn ever without butter on it
yeah i just need you to add it the next day maybe i don't know no wouldn't it freeze it's soggy you know it's
it won't get soggy it would freeze then it would freeze and be yeah delicious you like a hawkins cheeses
congrats hawkins i don't know what else you're doing sir it made you i'm so upset with all the compliments you
don't have to yeah yeah didn't want to offend you talking you up a bit but to send us a few uh pallets
do you buy the store bought popcorn popped already yeah no like there's the pop is there anything
more overpriced
than the 25 cents
of popcorn kernels
that had hot air
put to them and now there's $7
like no I cannot do it
what are some of those
I forget the ones you buy the big bags
what is it there's well there's skinny
pop yeah yeah we get it you're all healthy
and shit get smart food
no go away I think smart food on an
airplane when it's not
when it's not available
those are everywhere
Nothing else.
There's the popcorn twists.
What do you think about those?
Kids used to like them, but I'm not a fan at all.
Went to those veggie flute things after that, didn't they?
At Christmas time, I'll pour like a caramel sauce over them.
Yeah, that's good.
It becomes quite delicious.
A lot of things aren't good with caramel all over.
I do love caramel, too.
Rum and butter.
3 and 93 when you cruise by it 3 in the 93 this summer.
Chicago mix?
Nope, just cheese.
Caramel gets sticky in my teeth.
really.
Yeah, there's the
Boom chica.
Boom chica pop or whatever the hell it is.
It doesn't have,
it doesn't taste like butter or salt
or popcorn.
Somehow it's good.
And popular.
I'm not.
The old 18 kilogram bags there.
I can tell you right now.
The DUG can send you a bag of popcorn
for, you can make a hundred of those
for that cost.
You'd be surprised how much that bag of popcorn
cost.
I was at earlys recently, as you know.
Oh, you were there.
Waiting for our gift baskets still.
Yeah, to arrive.
Well.
See you,
buddies.
Yeah, there's no sense.
No, we've got this Pinda report today.
All right, well, let's go.
We kind of talked about the origin golf tournament,
but we really, it deserves more than a little bit.
I could go for the steak sandwich.
What are they serving at the, put it up, Jack.
the origin
okay
because coming up on June 18th
it's the inaugural
I believe it is
you're just making things up
but regardless it doesn't matter
if it's inaugural or not
golf tournament
I'll go to the source
well just
it's the it's an event
that's happening
there's golf
in Strathmore
at the Strathmore Golf Club
for origin
brewing and mouling
Mark will be there
Tiger
Just a tiger
To the right of the left edge there
June 18th
1 PM it's a four person scramble jack
Steak dinner
What are they serving with the steak dinner
Your predictions I say baked
Baked
Baked
Could it be the little ones that are
No
Tinfoil
Yeah individual bakers
and big tubs big tubs of sour cream bacon bits chai the holes smear yes yeah now that here
be the other will they have what will the butter be will it be like balls of butter or balls
or will it be like a bowl with almost like margarine soft i hope it's a bowl yeah that that's another
thing we need to get into is just the the whole the hard i found i found the butter that's not hard
But it's effing expensive, I'll tell you.
Yeah.
Big butter.
Really leaning on Canadians these days.
Little Canadians.
Check in at 1130.
Shotguns start 1 o'clock, 18 holes, cart steak, dinner, prizes.
And the proceeds going to the Sutter Benevolent Fund.
Helping out.
Helping out people that need help.
Central Alberta.
Isn't that what we should all be doing?
Helping out people if they need help.
That's the small town.
thing to do, which is why it's perfect for origin and Strathmore.
Is this the first ever?
Caesar salad?
Got to be.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, that's your classic trifecta there.
The steak, the potato, and the Caesar.
Yeah, I mean.
And no one complains.
I don't think you'd see a slaw there.
If you were having ribs or something or barbecue, you might have some slaw.
Where do you fall in in the slaw, Jack?
I don't eat greens.
Slaw would be in that.
There's the cream and there's the clear.
There's certain things.
If it's good, it's good.
But not all slaw is good.
Actually, they put the slaw in that chicken sandwich down the street when they had it there.
I'm telling you,
swall is,
don't sleep on the slaw.
I'm a fan of the sloth.
A pallet cleanser, too,
if you've got the hot stuff going on.
You can't just go to the grocery store and get some slaw that's been sitting in top for 12 weeks.
She did it the other day.
we were having shout out we were having some big sky barbecue brought in a whole bunch of people
coming over it was a my mother-in-law is 75th birthday she loves uh you know loves barbecue okay well
let's just down the road we'll get some stuff we'll take it perfect okay good and we were at the
store and my wife grabs this tub thing full of like
grainy, that grainy thick potato salad.
It's like, it's $8.00.
Don't just to, are you out of your mind?
You're trying to poison yourself?
No, what's going to eat that?
And then where are you putting, put that back?
Glad you.
You think?
Yes, I think.
Good job, Dean, though.
That's, it was one of those, honestly, it was one of those things where, like,
we're deep into this marriage and relationship.
Yeah.
It's like, all these years.
Dave. Are we going to make it?
Like we're so, we're so different.
So, so off on this.
How could this be after all this time together?
Kind of a deal breaker.
Yeah.
But she can't leave this, you know.
She knows what she's got.
Potato salad, aficionado.
Yeah.
You ever make the dill pickle potato salad?
No.
Weimer loves that one.
There's a lot of that.
going on.
Dill pickle salads.
Basically,
put the deal pickle juice in there.
It's hot right now.
That dip you had,
I was quite impressed with.
Yeah.
Dill pick,
you can buy it in the bags.
I saw it at,
I'm not,
no more free plugs.
We can give them pop companies
and potato chips.
I was at this restaurant,
let's call it,
this eating establishment
with my daughter's
ball team on the weekend.
They were ordering food.
And one of the things they have,
dill pickle salad.
interesting
maybe we need to get on this
Greg Keller Bontan
are you on catching the craze
I'll reach out
it is the inaugural
good nice
first ever
and they'll never
you can never do that again
your first ever
can only do it once
because then you've done it
is that how it goes
yeah
you can't be born again
what if you want to do it again
like it's the first
oh you can
does never be full of shit because it's like an 80s rock song something about the first time yeah
feels like the first time yeah something something very first time yeah been the report
bill chas say yeah all right well buy your car tell us about your car ryan on a richline black
edition oh my goodness all that dumb hockey gear baseball equipment interior is phenomenal best in class
and Terrier. According to car and driver magazine.
Wow. They know more than I do. Jesus gosh.
Villal Chonda, deal with your life. They had
the Ridgeline, then it was discontinued.
And then by popular demand, they brought it back.
People were like, this is why would you take this away?
So a bunch of people said, you're an idiot. What do you do?
Well, I don't know if, you know, probably in less kinder terms.
We love the ridgeline. It's, it gives us the
convenience of having a pickup truck for hauling different things.
if we ever need to tow something to a certain, you know, not heat.
But yeah, you're not driving a one-ton truck to haul.
You're not hauling a fifth wheeler, but just, you know, we've got to put some,
got to make a dump run.
We got to haul some stuff.
We love the practicality of having a truck, but the convenience of it for parking,
fuel mileage, comfort.
The ride, independent suspension.
Yes, the ride is far better than any, uh, any other pickup.
And they said, well, all right, well, we'll start making them again.
Fine.
So be it.
And look at them now.
Did it once.
We can do it again.
They'll do it again.
They can do it again.
And you can take one out today.
I would bet if you went by Village Honda.
Give it a zip.
Yeah.
Give it a zip.
Ryan Pinda.
Well, some people think it's a season that's hard up for content.
But other people know better, including our writers at flamesnation.com.
Where Ryan Pike, the old wrench, has opened his mailbag.
And look at him, hey, 10 o'clock, not 10.01.
Right on the money.
Not 1012, like some podcast that just kind of randomly start whenever.
Look at the photo credit from Mike Gold.
Wow.
Thank you, Mike.
Get credit anywhere you can.
Already lots of comments, too.
Don't be fooled.
Look at that.
Yesterday, boom.
Looking ahead to the draft and free agency.
A lot of mailbag questions.
What are the flames going to do in free agency?
Maybe they can give us ideas because that could be something we could talk about.
We know where one of the flames draft picks of their two first rounders.
is going to be. It is pick number 18. And our old pal Bobby Germany, another writer at Flamesnation.com.
He said, hey, guys, maybe an idea of what you might get at 18, we could look back and see all the
prior 18 picks because we've seen teams like Dallas and other clubs really mine the middle
and back end of the first round. Well, and other teams don't have a clue. Let's look at these.
Chris Stewart, good career. He and Cole, good player. That's the wrong picker. Cal? Chat.
Long played Junior B and got drafted in the first round.
That's insane.
Table of Tynevin is a good player.
You still going.
Mark McNeil was a big hulking forward with Prince Albert, as I recall.
I believe that's Mirko Mueller, who at some, they called him the can't miss Swiss.
Turns out.
Terrible nickname.
And you could miss.
Yeah.
Bad moniker.
Buffalo zone, Buffalo, Greater Buffalo Zone, Alex Tucker.
Yeah, I believe it's closer to Syracuse.
Sure.
River.
Western New York.
What do you say?
Finger legs?
Sure.
Sure.
Okay.
So there's some good players in there.
What about more recently, though?
Because teams, they got to get better at this draft stuff, right?
Oh.
Yes.
Thomas Shabbat.
That's a nice pick.
Logan Stanley, huge, but still six, seven-ish.
Playing.
Yeah, around.
Yeah.
Erko Vakenainen.
A guy.
Thomas Harley.
My God, Olympic defenseman.
At 18?
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Dawson Mercer, talented young forward for the
Jersey Devils.
I believe he is a Newfoundlander.
Chas Luscious.
American, I believe, one will juniors.
Leon Bischel, the Swiss monster playing for Dallas.
He's 240.
And Sasha Boehiver played in the USHL last year.
Too soon for those really.
You don't really know that.
Barlow is a highly ton of prospect as well.
So there's some guys, but I don't see a McDavid dry side.
Barcove in there.
No, and I mean, Bischel is playing,
but he was from the 2022.
And again, Thomas Harley, this was his breakout year.
How many years ago was he drafted?
Yeah, it's a long time.
I was saying, six years later.
All right.
Don't know if that's up or down to our confidence levels,
but it's kind of, um, just be better than average.
Yeah, the draft and you'll be fine.
Elsewhere, I do think about what Rett was doing 21 years ago.
Because I think there might be a nasty hangover.
the day after this.
Stanley Cup final.
LJ, Connie, Liggy,
Montserdong. Bob Cole.
Oh, baby. On the road?
Are you kidding me? Silver Synergy.
That is pretty peak of Gindler right there.
Absolute monster in 04.
Rhett, back to you.
Rhett, let's do the whiteboard. What about Freddie
Modin?
What about Freddie Modin?
What about Freddie Modine? It wasn't great pursuit there.
he's a forward on the power play
and Jerome was not going to be stopped.
No,
even when he was stopped.
He kind of.
He was not going to be stopped.
Because if he goes to the left of the net there,
we probably don't see a goal.
How was your beard at this point?
I think it was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, it would have been good.
We didn't win though.
No.
Well, I mean.
On this game.
That was good.
If you had video review and you weren't.
Somehow we got pictures.
of Mars and high deaf and we it looks like you're shooting out of potato if you need a video
review it's a hell of a save that off the initial shot had a kidd quit school i went full
stewart skinner there just quit on the play and then you text it in shorty big goal big goal he's not
too thrilled about this on them are we celebrating your good pal biggie love you yeah
why don't we uh switch things up a little because okay sounds good a game last night you
Carolina Hurricanes, they can't win in the third round, right or wrong?
Right.
Wrong.
Look at this.
Oh.
A shut out of the Panthers and they're on the board.
Tip of the cap.
Hey, Rod the bod?
Yeah.
Wasn't a sweet.
That'd be Rod.
Wasn't a sweet.
Good for you.
Proud of you.
So now the memes start meaming because, of course, this was their first win in the third
round in 15 tries?
Quite 16 tries.
That matches them with Mike Smith's Phoenix Coyotes for one win.
in since the iPhone was invented in round three.
So it's better than losing, but you still almost get no credit for it.
That's correct, because the memes are meaming hard.
They weren't quite done there anyway.
Meth bearers got a way in.
Leagues been put on notice.
Nobody hands Carolina.
Their 16th consecutive conference finals loss.
That's fair.
Tonight, what do we got, Jack?
Hippotank will be buzzing.
People will be scrapping at the moss pit.
8P
Eastern
8P
East
now the three dots
on the right
and the one dot
in the left
would be curtains
but if we had
two dots two dots
you've got my attention
yeah
and if Carolina
wants to win two more
and get tired
and I'll watch that game too
that would fun
yeah yeah yeah
uh so that's your slate tonight
just we've lost all hope
we really have it's not a great show
the air is out of the balloon
good grief
because the other thing
with balloons
At least you can blow them back up.
I feel this is more like the toothpaste is out of whatever we call the thing,
the toothpaste is.
Tube.
Tube, yeah.
The question is, though, do you have another graphic to talk about tonight's game?
I think we probably could.
Maybe find some players.
Because one's not enough.
So there's a game on the 27th that's game for.
Who plays for these?
We have the game time and where to watch.
White circle with the orange teardrop and the.
Okay, good.
There you are.
So it's tonight.
Miro and Ernest.
Series.
They play on those teams.
And where to watch it.
Oh, 8 p.m.
E.T.
Not on max.
Don't be looking on Max tonight.
Okay.
No,
nor true.
Tevi out on it.
So you get both of these on your report?
It's going to make sure you know what's going on.
What was on the last one?
Just 8.
Do we still have the last one?
We'll go back.
Be helpful.
I want to miss any.
Okay.
Got the dots.
They got the teams.
They got the game.
It's the Western Conference final.
Right.
All times Eastern.
So that's clear.
A 27.
Series lead, game four.
Yeah.
Okay. Next.
But assuming that's not enough.
Show another one.
Game time, series lead,
Western Conference final.
You know what? Let's talk about some coaching vacancies
because that's really awesome.
Jack's, uh,
penguinos need a coach,
the Cracken need a coach. Boston.
Still don't have a coach. Kevin weeks.
Waying in.
Per sources. Here's some names and here are some openings.
Jay Woodcroft.
Mitch love.
Sorry,
Jack's boy.
When he was coaching the other,
Jack always loved.
Love Jay?
The beaver.
Oh,
geez.
Jay Woodcroft?
Jay Woodcroft.
Why would you,
what's the,
well,
is wood.
Beaver's like wood and he kind of looks like a beaver.
Okay.
There you go.
Double amy.
Okay.
There he is.
He's a happy beaver.
He is.
That was a pretty good fire.
Oh,
they got a tree over there.
They didn't even wrap the bottom with metal.
I could chew that down.
Is that the hippot tank?
That is the hippot tank.
I feel.
I feel like he's also kind of cheering for Dallas in a way.
Yeah.
He had a good little run there.
He and Chuck when they got in there.
Just red hot out of the gates.
So who is looking at these candidates?
Kevin Weeks apparently.
But no, the three teams of vacancies.
The Cracken.
That's bringing boss.
The penguins and the bosses.
Now, can we see the tweet again?
Because we got.
It's the most unnewsy news drop of all time.
No, no, it's good.
It's, is it?
It's, okay, but it's not linking any one guy to any specific team.
really just names and teams.
You know what?
I'm calling for Mitch Love.
Mitch Love's going to get a job, fellas.
Let's go.
Former HL coach in the Flames organization.
Remember, he was the favorite to get the head coaching job
when Darrell was let go.
And Huska, with the steel pipe, the side of the ring,
interfered with the match, got and got the job.
He's done a great job, obviously, since.
96 points last year.
Meanwhile, Mitch Love went to Washington
and worked on Spencer Carberry staff.
Carberry is going to win Jack Adams by a mile this year.
It might be unanimous.
It's that lopside.
It's you love.
Still going to coach him.
There was some concern on Friday's show that Scott Arneill might get some love for coach of the year.
Yeah, there's, uh, that's, that's a commie backpack item.
Yeah.
Stuck in his craw.
And then a former shark and noted German NHL or Marco Sturham or Strom as, uh,
Jack wrote also in the mix.
You're going to go strum or you want to go love here?
Uh, love.
Let's take a look.
Love to Boston.
Love to Pittsburgh's my bet.
Oh, I'm not bet.
I just, if I were Boston, I would.
Are we making picks right now?
I mean, I don't know.
What does AI think?
Now, Sterom, I think, was famously involved in that Thornton deal with the Burns.
He was.
So he's got some ties to Boston.
Memorial Cup continues.
Medicine had Tigers.
It was a Flames prospect bowl last night.
Etienne Moran, their second rounder from 2023,
against their second rounder.
Andrew Basha from 2024, Tigers, Wildcats, a battle of the felines.
It was Tigers, baby.
Let's have a look.
Let's jump in for a goal.
Basha, 34, wearing a letter for the Tigers.
Keep an eye on, I'm right?
Later.
I'm trying to.
Heart and soul.
That's a rip.
Right.
Richard.
Richie.
Same.
Shoot.
Looks like the old man.
Yeah, poo yesterday.
McKenna's out there.
There's a good team, friends.
Very good team.
They better if he looked like his mama.
Oh, poor by.
It's tough.
That's true.
So what does that mean?
Medicine Hat does get the win.
They,
well, here's the thing.
Huge game tonight is what it sets up.
Huge.
They'll face London,
the two teams that have not lost.
Medicine Hat,
both wins in regulation.
London won beyond regulation,
one in regulation.
Winner of this game,
right to the final, I believe.
And gets the lightning bolt.
Right.
That's got to be your pole position,
doesn't it?
I think that means you can.
Lightning McQueen, pull position.
You win that game, you're straight to the finals.
Chow.
There it is.
Winner tonight, Tiger's Knights, right to the final.
Loser will face the winner of a do-or-die-munkton.
Those guys just played each other.
They've got to do it again.
Yeah, that'll be the eighth time.
I don't know how many games won.
They put a lot of five.
It's one at six.
It's hard.
Nine.
Why did they do three on three in the world championship in overtime?
It's the world championship.
most people don't know that it actually exists.
There it is.
Another image.
You love those images.
So good.
Who's that? Number three.
Is that Bruce Stavik's brother or Dickinson?
Dickinson. I see a D there.
I see a D.
It's three in studio here.
Maybe four jack. I don't know.
Just down the
down the table.
We've heard some
here's things we like.
Guys that can destroy beers and guys,
guys that are getting paid to do very little.
You tell me what you want first.
It feels kind of random.
Beers or some of that almost paid leave type stuff.
Which one's better?
And let's save it for the last.
We're both great, Dean.
Let's start with Max Scherzer.
He's playing with the Jays because, yeah, he's making one, one start.
He's got a nerve thumb thing.
He's on the injured reserve.
How much money is he making this year?
Let's have a little listen here.
Max Scherzer, who's now on a one-year deal with the Blue Jays.
He's 40 years old.
And he started, he's paying his bills.
He started one game and he's got a thumb.
He's on an injury list.
He's got a thumb issue.
This year, our man, Max Scherzer, is getting paid $15 million by the Washington Nationals.
Okay.
He's getting paid $30.83 million by the Mets.
He's getting paid $12.5 million by the Rangers.
And he's on a $15.5 million one year deal with the Blue Jays.
So my man is making $73.
about that.
$73.83 million to play baseball this year,
and he's getting paid by one, two, three, four different teams.
That's living right.
Like, shout out.
Can we do a little just for.
Jealousy'll get me nowhere.
Good job.
That paid leave.
We always, we got a soft spot for it in our hearts.
God.
That's good stuff.
70.
No, you've heard the,
for the year that you're,
and has made so much to this point.
decent year
deferred money
how about those guys doing a show
putting all that work in finding data
and numbers and yeah
what's people do to us adding it all together
yeah but if you listen to it
day after day it's work yeah
they run clips of our show and they're like yeah
apparently they have all these chip flavors in Canada
let's go to it now
we talk about you 10 minutes
chip who has a modest 10 minutes yeah
delicious
Wade Boggs notorious beer drinker especially on those
East Coast to West Coast trips I've heard the story many times
In fact, it even got parodied on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Drinking record, okay?
The man's a legend.
He drank 50 beers on a cross-country flight
and then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day, okay?
That's why we're doing this, the honor's memory, okay? May rest of peace.
First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.
How many did we realistically drink?
It was on one of those flights from Boston to LA
and playing Blackjack on the plane with a bunch of guys.
Actually didn't know one of the guys was counting,
And he says, Bogsy, do you realize you're about at 45 right now?
So we ended up with 73 for the flight.
Then we just, you know, went out and had a good time and went to 107.
Some say 50.
Some teammates said 60s.
Some said as many as 70 beers.
Which, to be honest, is an absolutely insane amount of beer.
Nobody can drink that much.
Not with an attitude like that.
Next day, Mark Langston was pitching and went two for three with two doubles off of him.
And so, like they say in Hollywood, the rest of his.
history. Can we just another round if possible?
Classic.
Jack?
Classic. Are you aware of the legend of the bogs?
No, I'm not, but that's, that's good stuff.
Are he Hallfamer? Yes.
Wow. And baseball too.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, impressive work.
I've just tried, because you would be in your athletic prime.
You're burning a lot of, felt like a burly man, like a large shoe.
Yeah. I mean, he was.
just trying to think of what that would look like.
I think they stop.
40, 50, yeah, on.
You just need two rows just to hold the beer.
Never mind.
Boston.
LA, what's that?
Four and a half?
Yeah.
I don't know how long ago.
If it's in the 80s,
well,
that would be long as in the 90s?
Were you refueling in the Midwest somewhere or not?
Are you having to circle?
L.A.X.
so busy.
You have a few more beers in you?
Don't know.
Jack could do it, though,
because he did the 999 and Jason 30.
we think maybe
jason 90
uh
lovely lady was trying to get a sun tan
somewhere and this crane operator
was not having it
let's zoom in and have a look
tell what we're doing
you can keep moving to tower
ain't gonna work love
what are we seeing
there is a lady in her backyard of sorts
she is trying to sunbathe
and the crane operator is moving
whatever is on moving his
boom which is casting a shatter
So she gets up and moves the towel, though, Dean.
So she gets up and moves the towel because all of a sudden, her towel is completely covered by the shadow.
So he has then chosen to move the object, which then puts the shadow directly over her once again.
This is some Richard behavior.
This is good stuff.
Yeah.
Hard at work.
Yeah, that's what they do in my little.
They just match up shadows.
Yeah.
It's weird why the project takes so long to get done.
You can't figure it out.
back to kidball we've been showing a lot of umpires taking them right in the the beans yeah it's uh time
the algorithm now time tested comedy balls to the grind undefeated
teamol just back up from the tea i don't know how this kid oh
mom's didn't have a lot sympathy no chicks always think it's hilarious
funny yeah don't
it's tall really yeah yeah
Now, this is something we might have to look into for the 999 on Friday because
Jack's Logan buddies are going to be there.
And sometimes it's just nine's too many.
Which is why we're encouraging you to mix in a non-alc somewhere in the milks.
We don't have to do this.
A lot of CO2.
So for those just listening, someone has unloaded a fire extinguisher on a passed out gentleman at a pub.
Not sure what Casey's fire signature protocols are.
We'll look into that before.
Yeah, we'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Good.
Pub sports are great.
This guy clearly played too much.
These guys have got a different thing going on here.
The cue ball.
Oh.
There we go right off the head.
And then we go parts.
That's on your hands.
It's very dumb.
It's very dumb.
What are we launching it?
Is it?
Is it dust?
Like, is that a vacuum?
It's got wheels.
Some casters on the boat.
bottom of it. Yeah, I'm not sure.
It looks like hipster Steph Curry
getting it right there in the chip.
Let's go to, a happy Memorial Day yesterday
to the Americans.
Jack's been talking about getting
a boat, but you get the thing about your boat
when you're launching it. Oh, no.
I remember if you used that parking break, Jack.
That's not how you want to start the weekend.
I guess finished the weekend either.
That won't happen with your ridgeline. No, no.
It's
I haven't yet rolled it into a lake.
Yeah, yeah.
So what do you do now, Dean?
Someone's diving in, I guess.
Call an AMA?
I don't know what you're doing.
Yeah, you're calling someone because I don't know that that's a...
Who's got a winch?
You know anyone?
That's not a DIY situation, I don't think.
Does insurance cover that kind of thing?
Can.
Stupidity?
It's been so many blondes you've had, Jack.
But zero insurance is covering that.
So if we're looking at this, so obviously, I'm guessing the far as we're look further, like to the left or to the, that's the.
This is the ramp you're going to launch your boat at.
Because he's well back.
It's, uh, I was wondering if maybe somehow you went in this way or something, but you've gone.
He's got too far back to a long ways back.
Because I'm comfortable up to the tire for sure, but some people will go even further behind the exhaust bubble in underwater.
That's right.
Yeah.
I think it's the air intake at the front that's you got to keep dry.
This is a little too deep for that.
That's too bad, eh?
And Rettlo's bungee jumping, so we thought we'd throw this in just to send us on our way.
Is it an Africa?
It's the cliff, world famous, highly reputable bungee jumping establishment.
You worry about here?
Nope.
Never, ever.
Back to you, Dean.
I don't believe the one person has any opportunity.
Paragos on.
I'm sure he's got a
They're over water.
Parachute there.
It looks deep.
We're trying,
folks.
It's May 27th,
and that's your Pinda report.
Oh, boy.
I don't see any.
Hope he's jumping back.
And that's going to go.
That's not a test anymore.
No.
Who's next,
by the way?
That's also one of those,
that was like a prank.
That's like the pub prank.
Ha ha!
That's true.
Ha!
Let's loosen these screws here on the platform and see what happens to Donnie.
Come on, Donnie.
Okay.
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I'll send this in.
Hot dogs.
Did we send that pick in yet?
I didn't.
Thanks.
in prep for the 999
Bontan meat market.
Oh, boy.
They are going to take care of us
and it should surprise nobody.
If you've ever been to Bontan,
we know Greg very well,
that we were not going to run out of hot dogs.
Those dogs don't look regulation.
Greg is not the one who is going to,
oh, I didn't.
Turns out we don't have enough.
We're a little short.
That's never been uttered by Greg or Bonton.
because he was, you know, there's some level.
So how many people do we know,
the sooner you can get me the numbers,
so that we can be,
so that we can be ready for it.
Well,
if there's 20 competitors,
and if somehow they all managed to get to the nine,
and then there will be some others,
there'll be some random,
you know,
general admission people coming in.
The math never adds up to 500,
but that is what,
oh dear God.
Those don't look regulation.
Those are huge dogs.
What?
No.
This is going to be a three nine.
We're doing half those, no.
We're doing half dogs.
What's going on here?
Listen to the wimpy.
All of a sudden, far less confidence and cocky air in the studio.
Those don't look like the dogs that I had when I did the Jason.
Those are game.
Is this zoomed in?
What do we got here?
You go to a ball game.
You're having a hot dog.
How do you feel?
They're worried.
I don't like that at all.
I was going to say that's.
This is real.
First thing I saw in that photo is.
Angst?
No.
No.
No, they're all the wrong size.
Yeah, because it looks like maybe, maybe, you know what it is?
Maybe it's one of those things.
It's like the parallax angle thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we're looking at the one,
the ones that are going east-west don't look quite as.
They look fine.
Except the ones on the left look like they could eat the ones in the middle.
What is up with that?
Yeah, the north-south.
They look to be a, look to be larger.
I'm hoping this is an optical illusion.
Jack. That's what I'm saying. I'm sure that's all
it is. Okay. Regardless
it doesn't matter. You have to eat it. Yeah, it's still
nine. It's not the three nine.
That's right. Thank you,
Greg.
Greg.
Greg Keller.
I was thinking something, but it wasn't thank you.
It's all right, eh?
You should, there should be zero shock
on your behalf. Have you decided
on your purchase?
Don't let that photo sway you, right?
I haven't decided. I haven't looked at this
schedule that's what i got to do what's the schedule it's going to be in strathmore in the afternoon
zip back into town maybe i bring the crew sure strathmore right you've talked too much crap to not
show up well he'll be there it's just a matter well you got to do it now you've been chirping us all week
i feel like you brought it upon yourself oh let me throw and then you're whining that the hot dogs
are too big don't try to spin this on me you're gonna be there i'm gonna come for a dog
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Have they anything for the 999 yet for Friday?
On bet 365?
Yeah.
Haven't seen it yet.
I think that dog photo might swing the odds a bit.
Yeah.
I think it was going from like minus 210 from Jack to finish
to like even money now.
Yeah, it's tough.
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How do you feel now that there's been a visual of the hot dog?
Are you, you're not going to have five beers and then a couple and then, uh,
so you're just going to roll up and have the final eight hot dogs?
I got to reevaluate the entire thing.
I need more photos.
That's got to be a bad.
I got to see the buns next.
Okay.
We'll work on getting better.
Better footage.
We'll try and get some video brought in from Vaunton and see.
Again, no concern about the keg size, the glass.
Also not worried about them playing nine innings.
You got a roof on that stadium.
That's right.
Good stuff.
And I believe, do we have a...
No.
Nothing.
Oh.
Well, all that chip talk.
one spent their dough on chips.
You know what, though?
I have no regrets.
Talk about the Oilers and their power play or
Jack probably scared everyone off with the Sunchips talk,
for being honest.
Go deep into the 3-0-0-2 empty net goals.
Do we have the Maurice clip post-game?
Yeah, we do.
We're not the post-game, I think it was pre-game.
The post-game is the one to play.
The pre-game kind of doesn't really mean anything because...
Game's done.
It's over.
What does the pre-game clip?
say. It's him, it's a good sound bite.
Well, we should hear it.
Your enthusiasm's infectious.
Just the postgame clip
was the one that everyone's talked. I know.
Have you ever shot gunned a beer?
Not yet.
Have you ever been to church?
Not church.
But something spiritual?
Yeah.
Would you shot gun a beer in church?
Okay. That doesn't make you a hypocrite.
There's a context in the place for all things.
I will tell you
that are honest. These men are honest.
So that personality, like certainly, it's all real.
I hated Matthew Kachukh.
It's a little too strong when I was in Winnipeg.
Right?
Like, and then you meet him and you go, oh my God, what a wonderful human being.
I've said these guys are different.
Like Barkoff's personality is our room, right?
And then there's like Sam Bennett, Sam that is and his wife are, you know, raising money
for cats and dogs.
Like they're really, really nice people.
the puck drops.
Sometimes you say a prayer.
Sometimes you're shocking a beer.
It's kind of like our team.
That's right.
He is so much more likable in Florida.
He's deep.
Oh.
Yeah, some people don't like his,
they call it smarm.
It's easy to be funny and clever
when you're winning cups
and you're up in all the series
and that sort of thing.
I don't think they like him
or think he's funny in Toronto.
Yeah.
But everyone in Toronto thinks very,
highly of themselves.
That is true.
Less of he.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Have you ever shot Gunned a beard church?
Not yet.
Sounds like our next event.
Something to consider.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's for the kids.
So tomorrow,
I think they serve wine at church.
Oh yeah.
For some of them they do.
Those are the good ones.
Yeah.
For some of them you have to have to be seating.
Yeah, you have to have done some certain.
gone through some lectures or something before you can have the wine.
You graduate to the wine.
Yeah.
Otherwise,
you just show up.
You just sit there and kind of watch the other people go and have food and wine.
Starving over here.
Doing a lot of standing up and sitting.
You know,
fasting.
A half a height.
Fast has to end.
I saw those hot dogs.
It's over.
Yeah.
All right.
So no super chat.
It's disappointing people.
Good stall.
Nice try though.
So anyone in the.
uh jame mclan tomorrow oh thank god we'll have uh much pym double for it tomorrow
tonight's game life boat i don't blame us i don't either what are you supposed to do with this
i don't i don't i we can't talk about what's happening up there no because not none of it's
been good for a while there now and the other one there was one goal with a goalie in the net
it doesn't seem like a lot to avoid a
shit kicking of a sweep not a sweep i mean
could have talked to me what free agents for the
free agent targets there's a lot of time i feel like we're in it though like this is
kind of getting there you know well when we say it wins last night then there's one less
there's less i believe we're going to have days with nothing i believe we're one month
from the draft today
yeah too off it's tough because i don't know what people are going to do
without this show every day.
All the things that they,
uh, yeah.
We've got to lead into this baloney thing.
Got the chip Nami again.
Any super chats, Jack?
Nothing.
All right.
Hit the other one.
Let's go.
Anyone know.
Hello.
Oh, that one.
See you, buddies.
