Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 148: The Ultimate Karen

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

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But I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, everybody. Welcome to Beachy Sandy Water Too Wet, the podcast where nothing's ever right for anybody. Jesus. It's true. That was... That's the point. For the reviewers. Okay, I thought you meant for us and our listeners.

Well, I'm sure there's... Maybe that too. Much to be desired, but we offer what we have and what we can. And this week we are really just... Famously, yes. Swinging it. Yeah, I can tell. This is example A of just the chaos that reigns supreme on this show um i just was

preparing for between you and us the other day which we also released recently and i was thinking there was this one email that came in and it sent me down a wormhole rabbit hole black hole whatever you want to call it some type of hole and halfway through, I thought this is worthy of its own episode. And I have no idea what that's about. No. So I thought, well, I have to bring something to the table. I don't know what, but I didn't want it to just be... I didn't really give you much guidance. No, there was literally none. Yeah. And I don't have my own rabbit hole to go down. You could. I kind of did. Tried hard enough.

I kind of did. This is, today I'm going to be reading some reviews that were posted on our Beach to Sandy subreddit. I think that's an excellent idea. When you suggested that, I was like, that's a good episode. Yeah. So they're ones that either people found themselves that posted them or cross posted from some of the other bigger

subreddits so there's some that you might have seen before online because they're uh but basically but a lot of people in the comments were saying oh i really want to hear as andy read these or exactly uh yeah well okay you're welcome we're finally doing as you say and i will say to give you an exam or to give you kind of a a glimpse as to what my theme is this week it's one individual reviewer okay so i have one reviewer that turned into a chaotic black hole that i i will be bringing her to the table today and your theme is sub bc tandy sub reddit yes submissions okay that's kind of a fun twist sure question mark if we say it enough they'll believe it at least we'll believe it which is all that matters yeah we we're

we're excited i'm excited for this yeah um how many do you have a certain number already i think i have five okay great i'll go first because i think i think you have like 30 more than that oh my gosh um not more than 30 to be clear. No, no, no. But like maybe more than five. I'm not positive. Okay, so let's get into it. This was sent to me by Katie.

And I say to me, it probably wasn't sent to me, but I sort of feel like I was the one who was destined to open something called Saga, saga prepare thyself oh god so katie sent this in and said i stumbled upon this reviewer a while back and got sucked into a black hole you really need to read her reviews to understand who this woman is she hates kids people hurt waking her up unions oh she wants everyone fired everywhere she feeds her dog food she doesn't like has a lot of vet visits i wonder why calls everyone yinzers and there are just so many more things this is like a pittsburgh native it is a pittsburgh native um and really quickly that becomes apparent if you don't know yins is kind of a plural it's sort of like the y'all they use in pittsburgh um like yinz guys yeah yinz i'll bring in some onion rings that's that's

my experience from being on tour there and being in a green room um was i'll bring in some chicken tenders but yinzer also is a word to describe someone who's a pittsburgh native which apparently is a problem for her even though presumably oh... Oh, no, she's from Cleveland, so that should tell you something. Oh, originally from Cleveland. Oh, no. I thought we were going to be bashing Pittsburgh today, but now it's kind of bashing Ohio.

It's bashing Cleveland, which is fine. Well, we're fair. We're used to that. I'll do that, too. That's okay. Not above that. Yeah.

So I'm going to open up her user here, her Yelp profile. Her username is Abbott Place abbott place i don't know what that is okay uh and her description is food critic comma consultant oh i that that got an eye roll from me it's vague enough yeah the word consultant thrown in there. My first guess was MLM consultant. Consultant is a loaded term. It's commonly... I have friends who are consultants.

In a real way. In a real way. But I know that consultant is also a term used often by people who are sucked into... Essential oil shillers. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. Interesting. and by people who are sucked into multi-level marketing schemes. Yeah, okay. Exactly. Now, I will say I am afraid. I am more afraid.

Are you? Yes, because I know nothing about what's coming. Okay, I'm afraid because as I was reading this, I was like, this person might harm me or sue me, harm me financially perhaps physically definitely spiritually but it's for the content but i need to do it for the content it's too late i'm okay with it okay great as long as you're all right i'm okay with the potential consequences okay well let's just get started i'm going to read a review of the four seasons in Chicago. And this is a one-star review.

I'm just going to call her Abby because Abbott. Let's do it. I love it. Dear Abby. This is from Abby. Sincerely, Abby is what I'm going to call her. Abby gave the four seasons Chicago one star. Me and my partner were dismayed at loud kids in the pool with toys goggles splashing and chaos

very casual family crowds in lobby don't waste your money here go to comfort inn to see the same thing they even provide swim diapers for babies this place is way too family friendly no thanks four seasons has dumbed down They offer family specials and freebies. The bed was comfortable, though. But it should be. My standards are much higher than what this hotel serves up. Don't be swayed by the people. Free photos, the hotel displays.

The guests will ruin your visit regardless of marble entries or fancy flower bouquets. The guests determine the aura of the establishment. Now I'm going to show you a photo she took okay this is a photo she took and posted of a man in the lobby with a baby and there's a baby and a baby who can very clearly see she's taking the photo yeah and the caption says barefoot in lobby so that's that man up front oh my god not wearing shoes so she's zooming in on this man and taking his photo he very much is looking straight at her like why are you taking my photo which oh my god question fair question she's like to put it on the internet it's for my yelp page yeah

like to put it to judge you on the internet which is like the war not even blurred face or anything barefoot and lobby crying baby at four seasons chicago its father was bouncing it up and down to stop the crying um there's a baby is it like a description of a painting like we don't need those old timey paintings woman in rocking chair why did we need that weird detail because she doesn't like the father cares for the baby because i'll tell you right now she doesn't like children she doesn't like families okay she doesn't like that people reproduce okay in general okay um and so she's upset first of all the baby's not crying you can look at its face and see it's not crying but she says the father

was bouncing it up and down that's how bad things were oh i see so she's like look at what this place has come to there's children here okay at the four seasons yeah and then there's also a picture of um oh here's the lobby it's a group of like it's a it's a family in the armchairs and she says this looks like a comfort in because people are just sitting in the chairs okay that one and then she took a picture of the free swim diapers and said like what is wrong with these people i don't want to swim with anybody who isn't potty trained too too family friendly for me um and then here's a picture of an empty pool and it says goggles toys and loud kids in pool so you know it's just one of those things uh things have gone downhill for the four

seasons in her opinion i hear hedonism doesn't allow children that's right i mean if you want to find somewhere adult friendly they have those yeah okay so anyway start from abby good start from abby we're gonna let me a little taste let that linger let that sit on the tip of your tongue everybody fun ears tip of your ears let it tinkle no tickle tickle. Hello, Christina. Let it tickle in the pool. Need some swim diapers over there. I need a swim diaper. Let that one tinkle, everybody. Tinkle in your ears. I'm going to read one from the subreddit.

This one was posted a week ago. This was posted by AntaresValix, cross-posted from Humorous Reviews. And the title is, Who would you rather hear read this christine or zandy a majority said me but it wasn't because they want to hear me necessarily some of them said because they want to hear you react yeah i get that a lot with my solid yeah my obnoxious interruptions but it was a good mix and they said either way it's good it was basically the other way it's okay we'll allow it so uh here it goes this is a review of um a bed or something that goes on your bed okay i think it went like a mattress top or something like a cover um here we

go five star verified purchase this thing is soft i put it on my verified purchase. This thing is soft. I put it on my bed and now my bed is soft. I ordered it on the internet and it came to my house. Wow. Not very expensive, so I managed my expectations accordingly. My wife cheated on me while I was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. We're still working through that in spite of the new mattress cover. The bed is a little warmer with this cover on.

It fits perfectly. I have no complaints. I still have hemorrhoids that flare up from time to time if I push too hard on the toilet or I sit too long. I did not expect this product to cure me of any ailment or make me a more spiritual person. Therefore, I was not disappointed. A plus rating. I love internets. end of review what on

earth it sounds like something a robot wrote it does it does i managed my expectations which by the way never happens in reviews so that's exciting in and of itself. I didn't have super high expectations. You did not? No, I'm just saying like this is... As this robot. Yeah, this robot didn't have high expectations for their hemorrhoids. Yeah, yeah. And you know what?

I applaud you for that. Yeah, because oftentimes when people have hemorrhoids, they tend to have high expectations from their Amazon products. You never know. I'm sure that you type in hemorrhoid fix there's probably thousands of essential oils all sorts of fun stuff true i was talking to a consultant the other day about that were you yeah your friend who's the legitimate consultant yes christina it's different that one's different no it's it's just it's all about the marketing

it's not really it's not a pyramid it's a triangle i got it it's not really... It's not a pyramid. It's a triangle. I got it. It's an upside down triangle. Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah, trust me. Wowza. Well, so just to be clear... No, there is no clear.

Okay, so... But you can try. Just to be clear. Yeah, there really isn't anything. I'm sorry. I cut you off there, but I don't think anything... We weren't going to clarify. I don't think anything will become clear.

Okay. I'll just leave it alone then. Well, thankfully, we're back to back to Abby. This is a review of Cadence Clubhouse in Allison Park, Pennsylvania. It's a coffee and tea juice and smoothie bar. One star. And this is from May of this year. Very, very bad service on top of kitchen being closed. I called before we went there. The young white woman said there were open until five.

What she didn't tell me was that the chef didn't show up and the kitchen was closed. Then the young black guy said they had wraps and can heat them up. There was nobody ordering because no food was there to sell. He had nothing to do, but he forgot my order. We sat down. Ten minutes later, no wrap. Then I asked him if it was ready. He then had to backpedal because he forgot. He quickly grabbed a wrap from the cold case and went to the back to cut it in half. He came out with it, but no apology, just an air of smugness. I asked him why he didn't apologize. He didn't own his mistake. And when I asked him why he didn't apologize, he said, you got your rap. I got it only after asking. It wasn't hot either. Low quality staff you have here. I'd fire the two and the no show chef. You have a long way

to go to attract paying customers. I'm afraid the teens have no concern for supplying customers with assistance sadly the millennial generation has been coddled and they weren't taught any work ethic not even to shovel neighbors snow for extra money beware the boomer parents who raised them failed miserably end of review okay i mean that's at least i was rolling my eyes and they said that the boomer parents failed it's their fault okay hey yeah for once it's not our fucking fault cool i love it but so i'm trying to figure out what generation she is gen x i don't know must be in the middle i would imagine because unless she's older than the boomers but i don't think so i don't christina you know far more about abby than i do you're

right you'll learn maybe we can have that in our mind as we continue um which would be just wonderful trying to estimate her age which generation she's a part of gen x is a fair assumption because it's clearly not millennial it's clearly not boomer uh but they write reviews like a boomer exactly so it might be on the cusp interesting what's right after boomer what are those i don't know because gen x is pretty close to i mean it's close to us uh generation after there are a lot between boomers and gen x yeah really yeah i thought there was a not i thought there's at least i think 60s to 80s is oh i thought it was older wait 60 to 80s Gen X? It says mid-60s and early 80s. The Gen Xers

fall between baby boomers and millennials. I thought there was one more in there. Okay. I'm so confused. I don't know. Okay, never mind. Oh, the Depression era. From 1912. Yeah, I'm just wrong. What else is new?

They might be of the silent generation. 1928 to 1945. Whoa. I'm just kidding. So this person almost definitely is Gen X. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Has to be.

Unless they're a post-war cohort, which I don't think they are. What does that mean? I don't know, but I don't think that's Abby. Anyway, my next one was posted by Emma Is Spicy or something. I don't think that's abby anyway um my next one was posted by emma it's is spicy or something i don't know this was originally posted in bone apple tea are you familiar with that subreddit it's a subreddit that makes fun of people who okay it's it it points out times when people will say instead of bone appetite they'll say bone apple tea because they think that's how you pronounce it is that a thing that's how you spell it yeah it's like when people get idioms wrong yeah i know but i've never heard that one that's bone apple tea never heard that

oh yeah well now it's often used as a meme by people who know what the real one is i like it here is here's a review it's. It's an Amazon review of a... Well, you'll find out. You'll get a good description of this product. Five stars. It's a square pillow that you put on the floor. So it's a pillow that goes on the floor. I'm still unsure as to why my wife purchased those,

but she did number less. It's a great pillow to just put in the floor for whatever reason it's soft because it's a pillow it goes in the floor because it says it's a pillow for the floor it's also square like it says it's a square pillow that you put on the floor end of review in conclusion it's about yeah it felt like an essay felt like you had to hit a word count and you were really struggling to hit said word count right right you changed all the periods to be like 45 font size font still not doing it yeah in conclusion my thesis statement which as you recall is that the square pillow wow did you catch what the bone yes it was uh number less

number less instead of nonetheless that's nonetheless they said number less i haven't heard that one either that's one that seems believable because it's like you know the words are connected number less number less i think if somebody said that i would just let it go i don't think i would ask for clarification i'd be like well i'm not gonna you. You keep living your dream. And 1,019 people found it helpful. Wow. Which makes it pretty amazing.

I mean, if you had any question about the shape or its intended location, those questions were answered for you. So, you know what? I'll take it. Okay, here we go, Zannie. Here's another. This might give you some more insight into Abby's issues. Okay, this is a one-star review of the Little Nell Hotel. And it's a four-star or a four-dollar sign hotel in Denver.

Or, I'm sorry, in Aspen. So, here it is a four star or a four dollar sign hotel in Denver or I'm sorry in Aspen so here it is one star I wish my experience was as remarkable as others sadly too many things went wrong the morning after I arrived there was lots of noise from a family or two down the hallway at 8 a.m the noise continued 45 minutes I reported to the front desk. They said a large party was checking out. Okay, but I needed sleep above everything, and this incident affected my entire day. A woman named Georgina apologized. There are no child-free areas at this hotel. One thing management of any upscale five-star establishment should be aware of is that solo

slash couples slash child-free people are quieter and utilize far less services as families. I paid hundreds of dollars for my room and a family of four paid the same. This means that families are more exploitative in the first place, even before they use up more towels and services, amenities, and create more noise. They stay cheaper than I than i do a quiet low-key solo traveler low-key is definitely the word i was about to say that's super quiet super chill i was wakened by the noise of kids running down the hall the hotel has cameras on every floor and could have managed the chaos because the party was large a wedding and they could anticipate unruly children. I took photos of all the kids in the hallway.

Oh, my God. She's always taking photos of people. For someone who does not like children, she probably has a lot of photos of children on her phone. Yeah, of bare feet, middle-aged men, and children. Yikes. I went out for the day and had Do not disturb on my door from the beginning. I came back and they entered my room to leave wine and an uncovered tray of cheese and crackers. Not uncovered strawberries. Alciner, trust me.

She is no... I forget that person's name. Same. She is no that lady because I was livid. My do not disturb sign was breached. This was intolerable. The last straw for me. I called again and again.

Georgina apologized. Meanwhile, I don't drink wine. I never would eat food that was uncovered gross. What about Georgina's going through it? Poor Georgina. First of all. Second of all. What about strawberries?

The food was uncovered, but at least it wasn't on the floor in the hallway true well maybe it was it could have been but it ended up it could have been who knows where it was between it wasn't supposed to be either yeah yeah there were many phone calls to my room which were intrusive then housekeeping cards under the door i know how to summon housekeeping if i needed them i don't need any annoying cards. It was annoying. They even called my house back home about a package a local store delivered to me. Meanwhile, my cell number was stable to the bag. I left my dog with the bellboys up front. I got a ride from them to Jerome for a bite to eat since both eateries at Little Nell closed at nine. I told the young man to call the number clearly written on my dog's vest if they needed me.

She was lonely, so they called my home number on the East Coast and disturbed them again unnecessarily. Okay. I'm so confused, Christina. This review has gone everywhere, everywhere. But without actually reaching a destination or a point. So she left the dog with the bellboys, which first of all... Who's Jerome?

So Jerome is a town. Jerome is a restaurant? Is a town, I think. The town is called Jerome? Yeah. I'm so lost. It's outside of Aspen, I think. Okay.

So into Jerome. Yeah. So got a ride from the bellboy. From one of the bellboys. Not their job, I imagine. I imagine not. By the way, she wrote, I got a ride from one of the bellboys not their job i imagine i imagine not by the way she wrote i got a ride with one of them this person i mean probably also not their job to to watch her dog for the night that's a lot she left her dog with them for the night for the evening went to get dinner hitch a ride with one of them to get dinner and then apparently

the dog was lonely which i'm like first of all i imagine if the hotel had to call her to be like there's something wrong it's not that the dog was lonely i imagine like something happened behaviorally speaking otherwise and and her thinking is he's just he's just lonely you would understand yeah exactly so the dog they call her house house number because that's what's on file at the hotel, even though the vest has her cell number on it. She's all upset. Okay. The dog is lonely. I got that part. He pissed everywhere, did whatever because he's so lonely. All right, here we go. call the number on her vest my instructions were not followed nothing but inexcusable headaches and cheap apologies i think my room was around 800 a night it was not worth it back to jerome

or the w i shall go rooms at little nell are okay but not near as nice as hotel jerome okay so that's a hotel okay my mistake i just can't afford to deal with lack of sleep due to large or loud families and breached privacy my impression of this property has really gone down significantly. Years ago, I came here for a special liquid nitrogen margarita. Was that it? They no longer carry it. The staff has been friendly. It's management that dropped the ball, even though I had asked for senior management during

my breakfast. I was told he was in a meeting. Georgina was the only one sent to me. Georgina, run. Run, Georgina. Personally, I think my account of things going wrong is quite significant. Management was not concerned, really. For stays without standing pools, I suggest St. Regis, Hotel Jerome, or Mountain Chalet.

Jerome has two hot tubs and a pool in a private courtyard. During my stay, I did not even swim. It was not inviting, and the pool liner was dark, just not attractive. Live and learn. Now here's a photo of a child. Oh, Jesus.

That, you know, we're not sharing. And it says, child running and yelling in the hallway at around 8 a.m. So she climbed, in her pajamas,

she climbed out of bed to take photos of the children in the hallway. For what? To show to the front desk or something? To show to me and you. To show toina georgie poor georgina georgina look at all these children ma'am i'm really not comfortable looking at other people's children on your phone

but thanks anyway okay i'm exhausted this was review three from whatever her name yeah my goodness sorry no no no i'm just amazed amazed that and these by the way so much to say but can i just comment on eight hundred dollars a night well first of all she tends to damn to lie or exaggerate or under exaggerate so i'm not sure what the actual price is but it is aspen so it could very well have been a five star i'm sure it was pricey i mean i was you were about to say a five-star experience because it definitely wasn't a five-star hotel yeah allegedly but when you spend eight hundred dollars a night certain things i'm like

okay i mean what what do you they brought wine and stuff and food into her room as a little surprise which they shouldn't have done when the do not disturb thing is up but like this seems like a nice hotel especially if they're willing to that was like one of the things that pissed her off the most yeah um i just looked it up yeah no kidding um for let's see this week for this sunday it would be 650 bucks a night yep it's not cheapo not cheapo yikes uh so you know i mean i get that it's pricey as hell wowza next weekend it's 8 50 if i spent that money on a hotel room i would want them to watch my daughter no i would want i want the bellboy to give me a ride to jerome's i wonder if that was included i hope she tipped she does not seem like i don't think she's a

tipper she's probably not there's somewhere she said i left like a 10 tip which they didn't deserve and i was like oh yikes so something something rings doubt in my mind all righty um my next one was cross-posted Cross posted by single slammer. Ooh. Uh, this was from the gaming subreddit and it's a thumbs down review of the game. Beholder. Beholder. Yeah. Beholder. Okay.

Too dark. I was too scared to play it. Therefore I wasn't able to enjoy it. Zero out of 10. If you can't play it, then why does it exist end of review wow that person has a very limited scope of the world yeah if i can't play it why did anyone invent it many reviewers i know the steam reviews can be a little there's some trolls on there so

that's might be what that was but still i don't know i mean it seemed more real than a lot of the fake ones that's true but yeah yeah usually usually uh the fake ones are a little more obvious so um if i can't play it why does if a tree hold on okay yeah you got this if a game can't be played by me is it even a game at all i mean it's philosophical i i would very deep i think it's worthy of further discussion is it not right now we'll save it for another episode yeah i'll save that i'll save that one um maybe we can uh talk about that if you ever come on stream and play phasmophobia with me oh we've played that before but but not on stream. It was just you, me, and Steven, I think.

Maybe. It was you, me, somebody. The ghost hunting game? Yeah, at your apartment in LA. That was fun. It was you, me, and two other people. I forget who. I honestly don't remember. It was probably Steven, D.

No, it was two guys. Oh, JP maybe? JP was there, yes. JP was there, okay. Yep, and it was scary. oh jp maybe jp was there yes jp was there okay yep and it was scary it's a spooky game yeah i'd only played it that one time though okay uh this is a review of color nail spa so we're back home in pittsburgh now uh we're not on vacation anymore no more hotel i feel like the hotel ones can be pretty what did we have so far we had the four seasons in chicago what was the second one though was that a restaurant that was a where the rap

the rap incident let me find out where the rap uh the cadence clubhouse so that was a smoothie and juice bar okay um in in pennsylvania and then a hotel and another hotel a very nice hotel right and then now a nail salon so we're we're finding out all the ways that abby treats every type of service every type of employee under the sun yes so this is a colored nail spa in pittsburgh pennsylvania and it's a two-star view the salon is pretty but i've used four nail techs in the past and they did marginal work but they thought their work was good here's a secret none of them wear acrylics they have no clue it's okay to get a manicure here but acrylic work i've never found a good person they all talk in vietnamese behind your back they bash clients i know some words of the language

why do i doubt that bullshit why do i doubt that i know some words of language but i will not be elaborating on any of those anyone anyone who knows anything of another language i feel rarely says it that way i know some words of the language of vietnamese it's like do you though you barely know english just kidding their english of all people, unfortunately, has been pretty good. It is unfortunate. They are nasty and ungrateful. I have a generous tip once and was not even that thanked. They want cash tips to hide their income.

Do you pay taxes? End of review. What? Wow. Really harsh. They want tips to hide their... They want cash tips. Okay, okay yeah so they hide their income everybody wants yeah spoiler everyone wants cash tips don't be so naive literally everyone

jesus that's part of the gig sorry um i want the government to take more of your money i want cash tips so like imagine being put off by someone wanting cash. That's just such a bizarre thing. It is a bizarre. It is bizarre. I mean, even most businesses would prefer cash. Not necessarily, but a lot of small businesses would because credit cards take fees. Anyway, fun fact.

Fun fact, everyone. Tip in cash if you can. Also, Abby speaks Vietnamese. Yeah, that's the funnest fact that we've had if we're making like a chart about her a personality profile but she only speaks by the way the bad words she must only understand the words that are negative because how would she know she's they're bashing her if she knew anything but like the nasty words maybe they know like certain articles and pronouns so they hear she and the and the and that's it or a and then i feel like if you speak some vietnamese enough

to know someone's bashing you it would only be in this context that you learned those words and that says something about you yes oh good point you know what i mean maybe don't do anything worthy of bashing so true um this next one was posted by fine i joined reddit this was cross-posted from old people facebook oh i love old people facebook and it's an amazon prime question and answer for a product. Here's the question. Mine didn't come with a charger. Did yours? So what kind of charger do I use? And here's the answer.

You have some nerve asking me a question like that. I will sue this company. End of response. Is this like the suitcase lady who thought that someone was going to take her grand on her suitcase oh my god that was hilarious this is personally directed to me because they probably got an email since they bought the product of can you answer this question how dare you thinking how the hell did you know what an extreme reaction like i feel like i would understand if they were like that's none of your business. Yeah. But to be like, I will sue you for asking me what kind of charger I have seems a little bit far.

I wonder what their mind was leaping to. Maybe thinking, oh my gosh, this person illegally gathered my information. I mean, could be. They had something like that. Do we know what product it was? No idea. Oh, okay. No idea.

Okay. It just seems like so innocuous. Like, what kind of charger did you use? But maybe, I don't know the whole story. Yeah, maybe it's, ooh, maybe true. Maybe it's something they don't want other people to know they bought. Oh, true. True.

So they're freaking out about that. Well, they're going to have to learn one way or another that that's not quite how the internet works. Okay, well, I have a review here, and this one is a twist. It's a review of allegheny general hospital it's a five star nope oh but it's a one star of a hospital of a hospital i don't know that there are any five stars spoiler alert okay um but this is allegheny general hospital one star review uh and this is in pittsburgh pennsylvania well shitty docs don't give a damn

about your pain plus i paid seven dollars in parking way more inconvenience to patients had an issue leaving parking lot after i paid remember if you don't have babies they will never suffer sorry i mean remember. Don't forget. Yeah, in a very existential way, sure. Yeah. Remember, if you don't have babies, they will never suffer. Don't reproduce also. You just subject your DNA trophies to harm. This place is staffed by yinzers.

Yins, look it up. Ugh. End of review. Look it up, everybody. Don't look it up. I told you what it was already. You can trust me. Your DNA trophies.

That's what I call my child. DNA trophies. My DNA trophy. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like for the amount it's going to scream and not be super cute at first, it's not really a trophy. I don't know.

It seems like more of a burden than anything. But those Instagram pics, those posts that you'll make. You're right. That'll be your trophy. posts that you'll make. You're right. That'll be your trophy, you know? I'll be like this. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. You'll get your likes and stuff out of it. Yeah, I'll get something out of it, I guess.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so I think from, I know that she doesn't have children. So it's interesting that she turned this into like an anti-child post. Yeah, I wonder what that's about. Like, I wonder what happened. I do too, because she's like, I had an issue leaving the parking lot after i paid remember if you don't have babies they will never suffer and don't reproduce it's just so weird quick reminder just a casual throw it in drop and i do that often time like often with my friends i'll just throw in little

little tidbits of knowledge for them yeah yeah yeah we are a consultant so like if anyone's gonna give them advice it's you true true true i say oh take some uh avocado uh essential oils and drop it in your guacamole for some extra flavor isn't that the lime they put in there i don't fucking know you told me that once and i've never stopped thinking about it i i've seen something else like they did like it haunts me that's some herb one for in their lasagna it haunts me that you tell me these things people consume it in their mouth don't do that people put lime you told me people put lime essential oil into avocado into guacamole i've never i've never recovered from that fact oh yeah and there's lemon put lime in it it's a fruit and it's the thing is, it was so wild to me. Limes and lemons, like they have vitamins.

It's a fruit already. They have their stuff. And it's so much cheaper to just buy a lime. It's cheap and it's healthy. Yeah. I don't understand it. I'd be like, it just baffles, it boggles the mind. I don't know.

It does boggle. It boggles lots of things. So gross. Don't eat that. It makes me shiver. Don't do that, everybody. I only have one more. Okay.

Which makes me nervous. So sorry. No more balancing out whatever the hell you're doing. My bad. This is going to be me just dealing with it. Oopsie. Which I feel like everyone's waiting for. They're like, get up.

We want to get back to that. I don't think they do. I think they're probably like, Jesus Christ, read something different. Oh something different oh no well you're in for a treat i'm sure everybody um you and me both this next one was cross-posted by the forest for the trees uh this was originally posting sephalta reviews which i guess is for sephora and ulta oh fun just beauty product reviews it seems so that's kind of fun um here is a review of a heat protectant spray for hair my i'm wondering is that you use it on your hair for when you um yes you spray it on your hair either before before you use heat straightener hair dryer

blow dryer straightener curler okay well here's a one-star review titled doesn't work uh-oh i tested this product by coating one side of a piece of bread then toasting it sorry what that is so disgusting this is like this essential oil bullshit in your food i tested this product by coating one side of a piece of bread then toasting it it did not protect the bread at all whereas other heat protecting products i own significantly reduced the amount my bread was toasted. That's end of review. They also all tasted pretty bad.

That is disgusting. First of all, what a fucking waste. I don't understand why you would think to do that. How do I test this? It's kind of fascinating, though. I mean, honestly, if that did really work with some of them, I'm kind of fascinated. I mean, maybe. Like, I guess that's a good sign if it actually did work I guess I don't know but your hair isn't bread speak for yourself I will okay my hair isn't bread

I mean I wish it were but no you're you're right. If your hair is bread, maybe this makes sense. But your hair is not bread. What I would say to her is, here's a better way. Spray your hair and then put it inside the toaster. There it is. And then we'll see what happens. Okay, don't actually do that. Don't do that. I know that if she gets in trouble, it's not good for me.

Can you imagine going downstairs and you see your partner or your roommate or your friend or somebody just spraying their fucking Ulta spray all over bread? It's so gross. No, that's... And also then it's all in your toaster for future use. Exactly. Yeah. What the heck?

Maybe it's a dedicated hair heat product. A toaster tester. A toaster tester. Oh, my God. She also probably puts lipstick on bread to see if it like melts in the heat you know just like put all maybe this person is just made of bread maybe yeah so yeah i mean what a bizarre that was bizarre that was really bizarre um put my things away cautiously because you're ready for the rest of this

No because I'm not ready but I need to get ready Here's the good news Tell me I was hoping I'd come up with something But I couldn't Oh you hoped you'd come up with some good news And you couldn't You thought that in the time of you saying

Here's some good news And you having to say something next you'd come up with good news yeah sometimes improv strikes me sometimes yeah most of the time it doesn't well it's it didn't work out this time this is a review of pgh smile boutique general dentistry in warrendale pennsylvania and as we know reviews of dentists often go off the rails for whatever reason one star view by abby by sincerely abby what a disappointment i was able to get in quickly the receptionist was very pleasant and office was nicely decorated for a slight bonding they wanted x-rays they wanted my necklaces off i filled out a lot of paperwork and the odd dentist who i don't recall him saying his

name but he looked Chinese, came up abruptly and asked if I was in a bad mood. After all, who thinks going to a dentist is a party? I told him that was rude and gathered my things and split. What an unprofessional guy with a judgmental bad attitude. Here's a response from business owner. Oh my goodness. This is the first response we've gotten.

This person's real name is Jackie Morris. She is a horrible person who fabricates fake reviews behind fake screen names. Abbott Place on Yelp and Sky Green on Google. In her fake review, she conveniently left out how rude and unreasonable she was from the first second that we answered her unfortunate call to us. We have never met her prior to her call, and she was and will never be a patient of ours, so we can warn all of you of her real name. She called our office rude from the first second we answered her phone call

as a caring medical professional business. We offered her an immediate opening for her to come in and for us to see if we can help her with her tooth issue. A free exam visit, may I add. She arrived to our office late, and when she showed up, she didn't even say thank you for getting me in so fast. Nope. Instead, she showed up rude, bossy, huffing and puffing, complaining, and didn't want to follow any of our office's new patient protocol without constant snide remarks and verbal complaining.

After she complained for 15 minutes straight, then I finally had enough of her bitterness and life attitude towards my staff, decided to step in to greet her. When I first approached her, I addressed her by her name professionally and nicely. She ignored me. I was a foot away from her. I then called her name again very calmly for the second time. She again ignored me like I wasn't there. I then finally asked her, are you having a bad day? Since she continued to not acknowledge my presence. Finally, that got her attention and boy, did her face light up. She finally turned around to face me and replied, well, that was rude. At that moment, I thought to myself, this lady is kidding, right? She thought I was rude? How about this entire time she didn't acknowledge or treat us as human beings or thank us for getting her in immediately and didn't even

ask to pay for an emergency visit? The fact her attitude sucked from the first second she called us, how she arrived, all mad at life, zero common courtesy of greetings when you see another human being, and ignored the doctor when I called your name twice when I was literally sitting right next to you. What about all of that? That was okay? All that was not rude? We didn't force you to come in. We didn't cause your tooth issue.

We didn't even charge you for your visit. What gives you the right and think it's okay for you to treat people like crap? And the first second she heard something she didn't like, we were the rude ones? In two years with my new business with hundreds of five-star happy patients, we've treated and changed lives. And we respected our clients and patients because they had mutual respect and positive attitudes. I have never met anyone as ungrateful and unreasonable as this person. I am genuinely thrilled that you left our office as I strongly believe that is a true blessing. End of response.

That was much needed. Someone needed to say something. Yeah, that was much needed. I was dying to hear what it looked like from the other end. Because when someone is, you can, you read their side and you know that they're wrong. Then you really want to know what the other side sees because that's why really bad that's why when she says things like um there's something earlier she said where i was like oh the dog where she's like the dog was lonely and i'm like

the dog was lonely there you must be leaving things out just like in this case left everything out yeah just to try to uh except except the uh the perceived race of something you know it's like which is i think the third time in a row that she specified somebody's race um it's just wild oh i found out sorry there's one more section here that got cut off this is just an extension of this response. What a blessing. What an absolute nightmare of a person to have in our city and community. To everyone that is reading this, please do yourself a favor and just go read all of her bad reviews she left on Google and Yelp, and then do a Google search of her name to learn about who she is. What you'll find and read are

that Jackie Morris is not a good person and she is bitter. Not surprising at all, she gave all of the medical professionals that she had interacted with a bad review. Do we see a pattern here? If you have a business here in Pittsburgh, do yourself a favor. If or when you see Jackie Morris' name pop up on your caller ID, do not answer it.

She will try to ruin your business, your brand, and your name that you've worked so hard building. This person is very confrontational, self-centered, unappreciative, and extremely unreasonable. Stay as far away from her as you can. Oh my gosh.

And also, I'd like to clarify, that is not this person's real name that i gave i made up a name so yep or alexander helped me come up with a fake name so don't try looking that up it's not gonna work we haven't gotten a one-star review from jackie yet so we will but not yet i love how you changed it from abby to jackie now i where? Well, no, Abby was the first. Abby was the name, the fake name. Yeah, that you use for this person. Well, only because it's called Abbott. Oh, I see. So you're saying, oh, so now we're.

So Abbott Place is the name of the Yelp page. They weren't using their real name. Already. So as a joke, I changed it to Abby. So you changed. And then the dentist was like. Revealing. I see.

I see. It was like, oh, her real name is. Yeah. Also i see i see it was like oh that her real name is yeah also not her real name but like this is her real identity i see abby quote unquote is her fake yelp name listen it's a lot to follow i don't totally understand okay this is one of my favorites this is a one-star view of the people's volunteer fire company what the heck what are you up to oh oh alexander this person what where are you up to? Oh, oh, Alexander. This person. What?

Where are you going? And why are you reviewing these places? One star. First to review this business. Oh, no. This volunteer fire department. Matt Williams, playing fire chief, seeks hero worship by lying to reporters and saying he dragged homeowner out of fire.

She walked out easily and was never pinned or unconscious nor was she yelling for help she knew the way out and was feet away from a door okay it sounds like she's fine yeah or was she the one who was supposedly rescued good question because to be fair if i got out of a house just fine and your chief is like, I saved this man. I'd be like, what the fuck? No, you didn't. I knew where the door was. I was not unconscious.

He is a pathological liar and creates stories to make himself look good. He is insecure. He's busy talking to the media instead of fighting fires. I wouldn't trust him with a toy fire engine. That's kind of funny. He needs to give up playing fireman and get a job he can handle or stick with playing with Mattel fire trucks, imagining himself to be some hero. Again, he did not save the homeowner. He watched a house burn while he nor the numerous volunteers did a thing.

He didn't save anybody. He concocted that lie to pat himself on the back that was far from the truth he cannot be trusted he's incompetent or a total sociopath i bet he played with fire as a boy and set fires oh my god i feel like that's the worst insult you can give a pretty harsh firefighter yeah i bet he's an arsonist yeah he flunks decency integrity and professionalism but this is western pa after all he wants the community to see him as a hero that is far from the truth so that's all there is i know that there's a story back behind this but i don't know

what it is i am so curious about this though because who okay so this was obviously something personal to her in some way yeah it must be like i doubt she was just watching the news right and concocted this entire review based on a new segment there must be some sort of connection but i could see her watching the news and him taking credit for something that she was like oh i was there or like i know that got that neighbor or that homeowner or something she seems like the kind of person who quote unquote solves issues by leaving reviews places so instead of complaining elsewhere she was like let me just leave a review although based on her other reviews I am hesitant to say that this one is any

more accurate than the others I'm not saying anything about this fire chief it's none of my business um okay here's a one-star review of mcdonald's why do people eat here it's cheap for people with low standards like children and families i was about to say what is she doing in a mcdonald's i was not... She didn't even go in. She just reviewed it and said it's for people with low standards, like people with children. So, you know, just another... When you ask why someone...

You don't have the ability to think beyond your own life experience. That's like that video game review of like, why does this game exist if I don't want to play it? Yeah. It's like, wow. Wow. This is a one-star review of Andrew's Steak and Seafood in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. One star. Wow, what a hot mess.

So many things went wrong. The bathroom toilet at the rear connection had a leak, which soaked my skirt solidly. I took photos and immediately showed management. So she showed photos of her wet-ass skirt to management immediately after leaving the bathroom. Is that on here or no? Can I see this? She posted a photo of the toilet where the water was coming out and wrote pool of water on toilet, which soaked my skirt. But she did not post the skirt.

Which I'm bummed about because she clearly took a photo. Clearly. Man. She'll show us photos of other people's children. Oh, and of other people's children. And of the toilets, but not of her own situation. Of the thing that's relevant to the story. Weird.

I took photos and immediately showed management. Hardly any apology and not even an offer to pay for my dry cleaning. My grapefruit margarita had an old lime garnish on it which i videotaped for youtube what is this person included the youtube link so is she i went to the youtube and it said this account has been terminated and i was like whoa that's dramatic i don't know what that means so strange what is happening this is from 2017 so it's not like it was terminated because it was like 15 years old, the account. It was like either she deleted it or it was deleted. Weird.

And then she said, Google YouTube old lime garnish to find it. So if you are interested, you can try that. Although it's, again, deleted. I tried. Since we were so sloppily treated, I've made it live and included their name in it. No wonder it was terminated the manager said he'd comp the drink but at dinner's end it was on the check beware you may pay 42 for an entree but yinzers will be serving you except for soup every item took

forever to arrive we had to ask three times for steak sauce i asked the wagers about the lobster bites she said they were panko coated, but they were definitely not. The baked potato was steamed, starchy, and yellowish instead of flaky white. I sent it back, but not before the manager defended his subpar product. From the look of things, he'll eat anything. What? Oh my god. Just out for blood. He's a yinzer. She's out for blood. At the end, we waited forever to be asked for desert and then the check. The baked potato wasn't removed from the bill. Had to summon the manager yet again. The filet came without the shaved egg accompaniment, but we were exhausted complaining about things.

He wasn't apologetic at all. He was the heavy guy. He should have been embarrassed at the entire episode. We are well-traveled foodies and gastronomic elites. Oh my god. Ooh. Who talks that way? and too many things here disappointed the soup salad and bread were good we got the worst service ever and were there for

hours at the end the waitress was quick to remove the bread basket to make room for us bullshit we waited over 45 minutes for her to remove it but she was in a hurry to close and take it back to the kitchen for cleaning we left a a 12% tip on the bill minus the tax, of course, which was very generous. No, that's... End of review. That is not what generous means. Then there's a picture of the lime and a picture of the toilet water. Jesus Christ. Here's a review

of Primanti Brothers, which is like the famous Pittsburgh sandwiches. I don't know if you know about that. Nope. Okay, it's a famous sandwich chain in Pittsburgh. And this is a one-star view. Low brow. Gross concoction.

No appeal whatsoever. Yinzers with no standards like this place. She just has issues with people from Pittsburgh, which is like, why do you live there? Which is like fair. Yeah, but like, if you're going to be in pittsburgh bangles stealers week i i know you're right the wrong time for me to defend i'm putting you in a bad spot you're right okay this one's rough but i agree i because of that i wouldn't live there you know like if you're gonna live there why are you shocked every time somebody who serves

you is and also how do you even know that exactly like what a weird thing to be like so up in arms about at a restaurant in pittsburgh that you're being served by someone from pittsburgh like it would be really weird if i reviewed a bunch of places downtown cincinnati and said oh the cincinnatian served me oh it's full of cincinnatians it's like well yeah no shit keep looking look it up it's like what do you like who else is gonna be serving you but is yinzers like is that is that no i looked up it's not even derogatory i didn't think so either because i've heard people talk about themselves as yinzers and just talk even like the term yuppies kind of like derogatory but like yinzer from what i could tell like it didn't seem like a negative thing

yeah yeah inherently anyway yeah um okay this one is wild oh this one is wild okay we're back in aspen oh okay oxen it's a pet store in aspen you remember when she took her dog to aspen oh uh-oh very insulting treatment. Shockingly poor treatment of a returning customer. A few days, I bought two cans of dog food here. My dog came in with me and the owner or manager, a middle-aged man, told me self-dog

washes were $15 and I returned today to wash my short-haired 56-pound dog. The washing area isn't big enough for larger dogs anyway. One younger guy assisted me and was sweet and helpful. My dog wobbled the tub and was scared, so she moved around a lot. She shook a lot and water was getting on the floor. The interior mat was not fit to proportion and it moved during her bath.

She has been bathed many, many times in the past. The manager comes upstairs and insults me for not using the noose on her and said anybody should know better. Meanwhile, it was a struggle to even work in this area. The manager made a point of cleaning up under my feet and tisking and being obnoxious. He told me how to force dry a dog. I've been to grooming school and I knew his suggestion was insane. He seemed cheap with me using a towel and I used only one. When it came time for checkout, he said it was $20. I reminded him he said it was $15. He said, $15 it is. I don't want to take food off your plate. Besides, you left such a mess. I told him it was the principle of the matter and was relying on his honesty in pricing.

$5 is no big deal, of course, but he tried charging me for some water on the floor that he mopped up. I told him it's a dog wash. It's meant to be wet, and after all, she's a short-haired dog. He kept talking manically. I told him I don't need a sermon. He wouldn't shut up. Oh my god! He responded. Good, thank goodness. I feel bad. He wrote, No. He responded. Good, thank goodness. I feel bad. He wrote,

No. I am very sorry for the way I reacted when you were in my store. It certainly wasn't my finest moment, and I am sorry. But if I may explain my side of the story. I checked in to make sure you were okay in the wash area, and I was seriously shocked by what I saw. Your dog was obviously stressed and leaning as far out of the dog wash as possible while you desperately tried to hold him back with your left hand and continued spraying him with the sprayer in your right hand water was pouring right onto the floor it was literally the worst thing i have ever seen in the dog wash so yes i immediately tied your dog in to make things easier for you and the dog and began mopping i'm sorry but my 50 year old pet shop is in a 140 year old building and i can't

have floor drains installed. You caused a small flood downstairs, and that has not happened in over 10 years from the dog wash. I didn't complain about the mess at this time, but I was certainly annoyed by the disrespectful way you were operating the wash, and I guess you could tell. Now I thought everything was fine between us until I said it would be 20. At that point, you went a little crazy and immediately started loudly complaining that I lied to you. As soon as I could get a word in, I said 15 would be fine because I don't want to take food off your plate. Obviously, I would not have said that snarky comment if you had acted like the extra five was no big deal, as you say in your review. Then when I tried to calmly explain to you that you made the biggest mess I have ever seen in 10 years in the dog wash,

and therefore I felt I was justified to charge an extra five dollars you would have none of it and yes I did get more annoyed when an adult woman puts her hands over her ears and keeps shouting don't talk to me I'm not listening to you oh my god this is the worst person to ever deal with like I could never I don't know how I would act I don't know what I would do yeah so that's pretty much it he says again i'm sorry for how i reacted i want to make sure people are treated right every day i really care about serving my community and i'm so sorry this didn't work out ross jesus so like he really was like upset about this dog i feel bad for the people who dealt with the flooding underneath it's just so awful um here's a nail salon where she called the person a sorry piece of shit because he had to do her toenails three times and she kept saying it was wrong finally he took it off and

she said what are you doing and he said i'm not doing your nails good and she said that was ridiculous um let's see this is of ting's Kitchen in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Chinese restaurant. One star. Really low quality Chinese food and uninviting dining experience. This looks like a third world inside. I can't believe McIntyre Square allows this dump. The food was gross, literally full of grease. I haven't seen many Americans there eating.

Sesame Inn is way larger. Filthy all over. It's okay for new immigrants, but not for developed country folk. Go to Panda for first world standards. Oh, is this... Go to Panda? Go to Panda for... Like Panda Express?

Ew, what is... This person is so disgusting. Yeah. What? How can you think... Okay. That's not okay to say. not really oh my god she literally uh reviewed a laser tag slash go-kart slash mini golf place and said um too many children here

so there's that i mean okay hey if i went to scallywag tag right now i'd be probably pretty annoyed by the number of children you'd be shocked shocked. But no, I wouldn't be shocked. I'd be annoyed. And I'd be like, ugh, too many children. But I'll still beat them all anyway. But now it's my time to shine. Yeah. This is a one-star review of Club Julie in 24-Hour Fitness.

It is what it is, but not nice enough for me. The lifeguard texts during shifts. He's not worth much. The pool and hot tub is filled with obese, over 65-looking male yinzers. Google that. No. The sign says two to three minute hot tub use. It's gross.

The pool is small. I can't fathom getting into a pool with them. Another negative aspect of this facility is there's no towel service. Ugh, so many disadvantages. These things won't change. They are near apartments where old people in wheelchairs and oxygen are. I refuse to wear a swimsuit in this place. I don't want the creeps eyeing me.

Many yinzer types come here. It's just like... Um... Big sign on the front says pumpkin donuts. Did a-turn parked got the dog out of the car went in was told they were out of donuts pathetic okay go to taco bell they use gloves oh here's a nice line why do chinese people not clean their aquariums super duper what um so this person's brain must be just not just such a jumbled mean just nasty place filthy nasty place so anyway that's dear abby or sincerely abby sincerely jackie abby jackie Jackie. Or as I call her, Jacqueline. Wow. And you know, these are the ones that

Katie saved for me. So there are 344 reviews on the Yelp page. Obviously, we read enough. But it's just a lot. Do you have the stats for how many are one star? Actually, I do. Let's see.

Abbott Place place food critic consultant uh let me see profile overview okay alexander oh are you that's surprised uh one star views 135 five star reviews 91 you know what that is not I expected. Yes, that is not the ratio I expected. Not too much in between, but definitely more five stars than I expected. Interesting. Uh-huh. Okay. The negative ones are so wild. Those are so bad.

How could it be possible? And about the most, sometimes the most absurd things. I mean, I'm looking at like categories and wow, she does have a lot of veterinarian categories, which should be interesting. Waffles, interior design. There's a lot of random shit she does. Well, thank you. So sorry about that.

But I just I it was obviously way too much for a. It deserved its own thing. It deserved its own thing. Yeah, I might take some time to recover from that one. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I think I'll be okay. I'm just so glad that this is over.

I feel defeated that this person exists. It's just something about it just kind of sits really heavy. I'm pleased she doesn't want to reproduce. Because it's like she has enough negativity yeah yeah okay and i'd rather she keep it to herself so true i'm glad that she's just keeping it to herself true self-aware in that sense because this person involved in a life of children and like other parents just seems like it would not end well it's enough for her to be involved with other dog owners like it seems like that's already going poorly so i would not want to meet this

person that uh she wants to be child free good for her i respect that but i don't know why she's spending so much time at laser tag and go karts if too many children hey hey hey as someone who also doesn't have children i love laser tag but you're not like so against children that you like can't fathom. You don't know me. I don't know you. You don't know me. No, I will be using your child as an excuse to go to places like Chuck E. Cheese. That's perfectly fine. So don't worry.

It's perfectly fine. So anyway. Thank you. You're so welcome. I guess we'll talk about what we've got coming out oh yeah good idea actually we have some themes already picked which like shocking i know yeah and by the time you're hearing this episode we'll have already recorded all of them so you can't stop us don't yeah you can't stop us and any help it's too late it's too late it's too late to help us but it's very

exciting do you have them up no okay do you remember i know you do because you have your phone in front of you so you can no i'm just on tiktok are you testing me right now to see what i remember i have them um so the next one is reviews of halloween movies that'll be fun uh the next one is reviews of halloween costumes and then the one after that is ha Attraction, so like haunted things, scary things. Yep. And so these, I mean, you can send reviews if you want, but these will be recorded beforehand. But it's too late.

So don't feel like any pressure. If you do, we'll just save them for between you and us. Yeah, because this comes out, I believe, the 6th of October? Yes. Or do we want to release this one and then the pumpkin oh so it makes more sense in order so okay forget it this is coming out now this is coming out the 29th that's the plan right now if it changes we'll let you know we'll see you'll find out you'll find out what you'll get you'll get something. Whatever.

And by this point, you'll already know. So just ignore this whole segment. But yeah, so then we're going to do at least the last three weeks of October will be Halloween specific movies, attractions and costumes. So excited for that. And yeah, we hope you love them. We hope you love them. We hope we love them.

Yep. Okay, bye. Bye.