Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

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Complete criteria by August 30th, 2024. Visit rbc.com slash student100. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Oh my gosh, what's that? It's me. Why do you do that every time you see me? I'm so tired of it.

I thought you'd have gotten used to it by now. No, when you reveal your face to me, take off that mask of of yours i'm so tired of wearing this cloak every time you come over um that's right it's halloween season i honestly have no idea when this episode's coming out i believe this is the halloween episode though right it is it's the 27th i did i wrote it down last night happy 27th everybody yeah happy 27th it's like almost exactly a month from today today's the 28th two days away from zany's birthday which we didn't celebrate nope wow that's a terrible sound sorry someone's out there celebrating with a really squeaky they're just tuning their instruments for the big parade that's happening parade i set it up right yeah i did um

yeah we didn't even celebrate zany's birthday which is september 30th and um i'm also pretty sure i might be in labor as we are recording this on the 28th cool cool but i've thought that for a while now so it's entirely possible it's another false alarm but we'll see what happens blaze told me if i stop talking during the episode that's when things are bad and i can't imagine that ever happening so yeah i'm not gonna even notice if you do i'm just gonna be too busy talking myself yeah exactly so i'll notice if i'm not talking over you um so i think that might be when we need to make moves um but yeah this comes on the 27th because i plotted ahead on my calendar last night to see how much time off I get. Which is nice. It's like a month.

But yeah, so this is technically Halloween week that this comes out. So we're doing Halloween attractions, which was kind of a vague... We did a month of Halloween, though, stuff. If you didn't notice. If you haven't noticed yet, this is number

four. It's like we're telling these people like yeah this is what we did i promise we did it nothing's been released yet so it feels weird it feels like you don't know yet but you do at this point um i also wanted to say before we record that i well i wanted to thank madeline because we just received our beanie babies and beanie booze in a big box and oh my gosh it was so fun it was so much fun i have my sloth dangler on my keys yeah he has a little sloth on his keys and my friends at the bar last night were jealous you know what let's go with that oh okay um and i got spirit which is a little german shepherd beanie boo in honor of geo i got we

got some real and and madeline picked them out like especially for us it was really thoughtful and nice and it was um what i'm wondering so yeah madeline said that like hey i picked these out specifically for you who the fuck was enchanted for enchanted is mine now i claimed enchanted is that the dinosaur i mean the dragon no enchanted is like the rainbow oh yeah owl with a that's also a unicorn okay i listened to the baby episode and i listened to the part where i was like oh the lion's horn is too sharp and you were like the lion has a horn and i was like oh i never really thought about that and now that i think about it a lot of them have unicorn horns so you got an owl with a unicorn horn.

Yeah. And he loves it. No, 100%. No. Yeah. I think Madeline probably picked. Well, I don't know who that was picked for. Maybe my future child.

But like Alexander loves it too much. It's his now. Yeah. You want to hear the description? Yes. That's in the tag. I was an owl when I was born. Then I magically grew a horn i know that this is not the norm

but now i am a unicorn i love how matter of fact he is he's like step aside oh i love him um so thank you madeline it really made our day to open those and kind of guess you know whose was what and read all their tags and we've read every single tag and it was a blast so thank you very much um so on that note i guess let's do halloween stuff can i can i read one more yes oh of the tags yes please remember pinky um which one's pink so pinky is an owl no i don't remember which i actually normally don't like owls but i claimed enchanted and pinky as my own because i love them both uh pinky's a a beanie boo the plush the pillow the squishaboo i think squishaboo i think is what they called um but pinky became terrifying once i read the tag oh

i don't remember pinky at all pinky this is pinky Here's a picture of Pinky. Oh, my God. Yes. The pink one. Pinky is a pink owl. And the tag says, if you look up in the night sky, you just may see me flying by. It sounded so threatening to me. If you see this thing. How terrifying would that be?

If that flew above your head at night, it would be very frightening. Right? It would be very frightening. Right? It would be pretty scary. And I just finished Midnight Mass. Oh, was it good? I guess when this comes out, probably more people have seen it. I thought it was great. Personally, no spoilers.

It's a very different story, obviously, than Haunting of Hill House and Bly Manor. It didn't suck me in quite as much as the other two story-wise but it was still like cool and awesome and like fun to watch and scary okay so well recommend it is it is that now you're scared of pinky because of that is that what yeah yeah just watch it something about that tag specifically. Oh, no. Okay. Anyway, let's move on. I'm sorry.

You're right. Let's get into this episode. Okay. Do you want to go first or me? Sure. Okay. I've got a haunted house in London. Ooh. This is called The Dungeons London.

This is a one-star review by Betty. So many issues here. Too many people packed in at once and a long wait to get in, and all packed onto one corridor. Not COVID safe at all. Water ride broke to the point someone on it with us ended up going to the hospital.

And I hurt my finger. Manager was very helpful, however wouldn't go there again if I was paid. End of review. Do you think this person was trying to climb in the ambulance with the other person yes oh my god i'm also hold on you haven't even looked at it yet look closer it's like when michael's like uh oh yeah saying well a foot injury is worse than a head injury, right? The doctor's like, absolutely not. He tries to stick his foot in the MRI machine with Dwight.

Yeah. I feel like that's this person sticking their hand like in the... Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. That's beautiful. The manager did respond and said, we value your feedback.

Feedback from people such as yourselves uh make us better thank you okay they didn't really acknowledge it at all vague response um yeah they're like we will not be paying you to return as much as apparently that was your suggestion um i have a review of halloween nights at eastern state penitentiary oh pennsylvania is it an active Penitentiary in Pennsylvania. Is it an active penitentiary? No, it's a very old haunted disuse. Is that right? No, I don't know.

It's a penitentiary that is no longer used as a penitentiary, but they do like Halloween events. Okay, cool. And I guess this year was not good. Better use for a penitentiary, if you ask me. Yeah. Well, you're not the only one who says that. People are like, I really would have preferred to see it as a penitentiary. I was like, okay, go to a jail, weirdo.

Okay, fucking weirdo. Yeah, it was really odd. But apparently, so they have a famous event. And I guess it's been really awesome in the past. And this year, they reopened after COVID. And it's like apparently just the number of reviews from the last two or three days that were just like completely pissed off of people being like i've been coming here for five ten years nothing's the same um so there's

there's a pattern i discovered when i read these one star were they like oh after everything that i went through these past couple years with covid and everything no they they came back and thought you know what i want to return to normal i want to feel like things are back to normal everything's good let's go to the haunted penitentiary yeah that was their thing that was their thinking and then it wasn't back to normal and it was different than usual remembered it as yeah because i guess they've had to change some protocol and stuff i would hope so right as one would expect and and assume um but i guess when it comes to this kind of thing people don't like it to change uh well i guess when it comes to anything people don't like to change if there's one thing i don't want to change it's my local haunted penitentiary.

Your local penitentiary. I cannot stress enough what this place is. Okay. Because I find that makes it so much weirder. It is weird. That people are so worked up. Okay. And the place, the event is called The Terror Behind the Walls or something, but it's shortened

to The Terror. So if you want. Much better. Much better. This is a one-star review by Dylan. Let's see if you can get the pattern as I read three of these. Not right now, but as we go along. Okay, okay.

I'll read one for now. One star by Dylan. The Terror has downgraded. It used to have so many scary attractions. Now there's nothing but bars. There's only two actual scare thing if you crave being touched in this haunted house you're out of luck if you came three years earlier you would have loved it end of review okay so now it's even worse the thing that changed is that you're

not being touched by the actors everybody wants to be touched true True. Oh, I'm sorry. End of story. So many people were like, they didn't touch me once. And I was like, oh my God, if someone touched me right now during like post-COVID, I think I'd be so automatically recorded. Which I guess maybe that's part of the fear factor. But people were so distraught that people weren't getting grabbed or pushed or like shoved or their hair pulled. I don't I'm telling you. I mean, if you take that review and post it in different things, it could make sense. Any penitentiary in the country.

Any other penitentiary, sure. No, but if you think I'm thinking of this in the context of a doctor's office where you go in there like they didn't even test me or touch me or anything. Then you could be annoyed. That seems valid. But a haunted penitentiary thing experience and you want to be touched. I don't know. I don't I don't personally I don't get it. But I don't either.

But people like that. And I know they have those. OK, so this place has glow sticks that you wear if you want the people to interact with you oh that's a good idea yeah i thought so but also apparently it doesn't work because everybody who wore the glow sticks was like they still didn't touch me so i was like okay this seems like a really bizarre i don't know i wonder if someone just finally snapped near the end and said why won't you touch me? Touch me! Yeah. I have two more after. Okay. For the next ones that are pretty similar, so.

Okay. I'll save more of my comments for that. I have so many comments about this. Great. Okay, this next one is of the same place, the Dungeons London. This one has a nice, a special owner response.

This is a one-star review by Phyllis. Nothing special experience. Took my family of four to Dungeon, This is a one-star review by Phyllis. Staff weren't able to find it. From the looks of it, couldn't be even asked to look for it. I was given an email that never been responded to and number that was never answered by any of team members. Extremely disappointed and as a fact will not recommend to anyone to waste money in this. Rip off and very unprofessional approach. End of review. Okay, I want to hear this response. So they lost their glasses. That's their prescription glasses. Their prescribed glasses and couldn't find them and no one could find

not prescribed they were like the dollar tree ones i mean what of course they're prescribed glass okay whatever it's like who specifies that i lost my 3d glasses that i put the poke the the plastic out of um that they wanted back at the amc but i took it before they saw here is a response from the owner ouch have you tried being a torturer as you have cut us to the core that end of response okay that's that's not totally under response but like that's the funny part like you send resume here. We're looking for new actors for Haunted Dungeon. Yeah. And then at the end, they basically said, we do sweep the attraction daily, and we would

have found them. Are you a torturer? That's the weirdest response I've ever heard. You've cut us to the core. Do you think they actually, their feelings were actually hurt? It's not like that mean. It's just like. No, I don't think so.

At the end they said, oh, and here's our email. So you can email us about this. She's like, I did that already. Yeah, I know. I don't know why. Maybe they gave them a new email, but. I think they want her to work for them. They responded right away.

It was both of these were like two months ago. So they at least responded. We seem to work for them. They responded right away. Both of these were like two months ago. So they at least responded. They seemed to have responded quickly. Is she just blindly wandering around the city without her prescribed glasses? Oh, that's true. Maybe she left a review for the wrong place. Or she tried to type the email in and she just couldn't type it. That's sad.

We figured this out. It's pretty tragic. Okay. I have a one-star view also of Halloween Neen nights at eastern state penitentiary by hank they had a literal prison and couldn't make it scary they didn't even stick to the theme you're a penitentiary use it do not pack us in like we're on a line taking a tour so i see what's popping out at the people in front of me i was actually laughing and cracking jokes the whole time i was warned i might be dragged and pushed. I clearly consented.

So drag me down a hallway or something. Push me for God's sakes. I literally got tickled at one point. And worst of all, when I reached the end, they sent me back three wings and I had to redo everything, knowing everything that would happen while my group waited. The only bright side was that it was so laughable. I was able to make my own fun. Other than that, a huge disappointment end of review they got sent back had to do it again

i don't know i think they might be a prisoner ghost yeah i think so the way that they're describing i had to do it all over again yeah oh true forever and ever and ever um this review sounded somewhat like a i don't at the beginning it sounded like something a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race would say to a contestant. Like, you have this. You are penitentiary. Use it. You got legs.

Use them. And it was very like, hey, get your shit together. Yeah. I don't know. Shape up your act, Eastern State Penitentiary. Yeah, this is another one of like, drag me down a hallway or something. Please, dear God. Yeah.

Push me. They got tickled, though. They did get tickled, which sounds to me worse than all of the above combined. Yeah, I'd say that's pretty scary. If somebody tickled me in any context ever, I really, I think I'd be distraught. So, I don't know. I don't crave being touched in a haunted house i don't think um i guess some people do i haven't i haven't tried it the last haunted house i went to uh they did not touch you i don't want them to do that no they didn't um and that felt

very normal it was still scary like they still come at you i feel like i don't like scary things so i mean this is clearly just a very personal opinion but um i mean at least he was able to make his own fun by himself whatever that means so yeah was laughing at everything yeah he said he laughed and cracked jokes the whole time which is like wow you must have been a delight yeah probably ruined it for other people because you weren't having the time you expected so you ruined it for everyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's usually what happens.

Yeah. I have another one from this place, the Dungeons in London. This is a review by Walt with another owner response. So here's the one-star review. I was terrified. I hated being forced to be there. Horrible! End of review.

Oh no. So I don't know what happened there. Forced to be there. Forced to be there. Anyway, here's a response from Owner. Well, if you hadn't committed your crimes, you wouldn't have been locked up in the dungeon. See you soon, sheep stealer.

End of response. It was so specific that I thought either this person knows them or... It's a great imagination this guy has. I don't know. I'm pleased by it. So he's really ascribing characters

to all of these reviewers. The first one is an actual active torturer who's har all of these reviewers the first one is an actual active torturer who's like harming people and the second one's like a criminal being punished yes for stealing sheep yeah wow this is this is the kind of if i were going to a haunted house i'd like somebody who is like this invested in the actual true character development i think it's very fitting i think these are very fitting owner responses i do too um they're getting into it and they also have a sense of humor about one star reviews i don't know if that's a humor he might i think he takes this

very seriously it's a sense of reality like a lack of a sense of reality i think he takes this very seriously um uh wow I love that very much. Do you think all the people who work there have to get like a character sheet and like he makes it very, like you're not just there to like jump out at people. You get like a full backstory. Yeah. Like what are your drives? What are your motivations? What are your character flaws?

I just, I feel like that would be really fun. That's a good idea. Actually, yeah. Okay. We should get started on our own it would be so bad it's like when they do haunted i forget what show that was that i watched where they did a haunted house but it was a christian one so it was like angels and like torturing demons or something community or no no i don't know if it was weeds or something so i feel like i don't remember what it was but anyway uh makes me think of that where or like the realities where the horrors are actual realities yeah yeah yeah it's like actually if you don't find god imagination it's like

the reality of the bible yeah how real it actually is. Amen. Amen. This is a one-star review by Adam of Eastern State Penitentiary. Let me just say it sucked. I tried to scare my own mom, and a guy puts me up against the wall, threatening me. If you plan on going here, I wouldn't. If you have had kids or don't want to fight because these guys are idiots, when you put on that orange necklace and sign the waiver waiver that gives them permission to touch you but not push you to the wall choke you to be a cheap little back road haunted house is better than this all they want to do is get your money and that's all it wasn't even scary i won't ever be going there

again and i hope you don't either because and i'm going to say it again. It sucks. It costs way too much. And you are going to get threatened if you try to scare your own mom. What? I'm sorry. And your own family. And if you don't believe me, try it yourself. You will be disappointed. And if I could give this place zero stars, I would. And if any staff from the penitentiary are reading this, you all suck at acting.

End of review. Ouch. That was two sentences there's one period in the middle i oh yeah yeah my breath work is not up to par for this kind of a acting gig but um i could tell yeah uh i tried to scare my own mom people would pay good money to be pushed up against a wall by a man choked and by like either in this context or many other contexts they would pay good money doctor's office doctor's office yeah a lot of places i mean the first two people probably would have killed for this experience yeah chucky cheese yeah yeah um the first two people were like

please shove me and now this guy's like yeah he choked me against the wall it wasn't even scary it wasn't even oh my god i was trying to scare my mom the whole time this person's just too tough that's all it is it's pretty impressive really impressive um i i wonder what they did to try to scare their mom where was it that bad that actually that it warranted that kind of a response yeah i feel like probably they were like stop trying to hide in the haunted house you know what i mean like i imagine it was like a jump scare like they ran around a court and you're not supposed to like go into the yeah actors places i feel like maybe they tried to jump out and they ended up in the break room in the middle of the century yeah the security was like you cannot do that i i don't

know i don't know but you you could try it if you yesterday we went to the outlet mall and mom had to go to the bathroom and we pointed at francisca and i pointed it out and she walks up and there are two sets of doors one is glass and a long hallway past it no the other it just looks like it does not look like it's a big metal door and it says authorized personnel only guess which one she walked into the one where she believes she deserves to be in which is authorized personnel only and the door closed behind her no she got in yeah no she went in and i didn't notice at first and i looked down the glass through the glass down the hallway and she wasn't there and i said was she did she just go in there was that her and i was like uh and i was like mom and she opens the door again i was like that's the wrong door she was like yeah i figured that out and then went down the right one she probably made a friend in

there with the security personnel oh my god it is kind of amazing how you can just kind of wander in wherever you want yeah it was wide open i mean, I asked Francisco what they use that for. And she said that's where they like take out the trash or something. And that's a way to access the stores from within. It's not anything very. Because it's like an outdoor type outlet mall thing. So anyway, yeah, it wasn't anything that serious. But I saw the door close behind her.

I'm like, wait, was that her that walked in? Because she walked ahead of us. The German lady just wanders into the authorized personnel room yeah that that's that sounds about right um but yeah i i i'm want a picture though this is like a 12 year old who just said boo to their mom and some guy like grabs his kid and choked him chokes him out and's like you little shit that's my job i doubt it okay but it's possible probably not i mean if you don't believe him you can try it yourself choking out oh no he said if

you don't believe it if you scare your own family try it yourself i will okay i will careful next time mom goes in that personnel wait outside and choke i should have just choked francis no how did this work what's what's the right way to make it the same i don't know ask the character guy the boss of the other place he knows how to develop a whole character story okay good idea anyway i'm gonna move on to my review of uh tower of london which oh is a haunted place supposedly supposedly. We've been there. We have. This is a tower where the crown jewels are, famously stolen by someone in some probably 200 movies. Here is a review.

It's a one-star review by Gary. Kind of gave me sus vibes. End of review oh my god this is i feel like what was the word like 10 years ago that we were all saying sketchy oh sketchy i feel like there were words i feel like there's always a new word for like yeah sus is good sussy bussy sussy bussy oh my god uh yeah what that's why i included it so this could be sort of a time capsule yeah yeah for future people to listen and think what were they saying back in 2021 right so when they're on the um tour of the tower of london they have those big audio remotes that you put near your

head they'll hear this audio playing for them yeah go to the gift shop get your sussy tower shirts oh um was that cute to you yeah okay i would love like a fun little TikTok themed gift shop. Power of London gift shop. Yeah. This is the crossover no one needs. Nobody needs it. Okay. This is an email we received from Neve back in the day.

And this was when you had a challenge, I believe, to find places for movies or TV shows. Okay. But I looked up some places in our inbox and I found this review. It's from the ohio state reformatory which was featured on ghost hunters and ghost adventures and um well you're gonna hate it so here's a review from trip advisor it's one star by todd and the title of it is caveat mtor my paranormal chums oh my god is that buyer beware oh is it caveat emptor that sounds right um and sorry what is this of uh the ohio state reformatory ohio state reformatory uh

yes it means the yeah the principle that the buyer alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of goods before a purchase is made i guess like you can't help but say it in that voice then um it's also featured in shawshank redemption just for oh for everybody's information cool so here's our view one star the ingenious team at this haunted locality is not very efficient by the way why are you bothering them? Expect no accountability for service of any kind and prepare to be teleported at breakneck speed to the Ohio State Reformatory gift shop where you will be marked for Mansfield visors and Mansfield hoodies and Mansfield sipper bottles that both suck and can be sucked.

The staff at OSR feels they can afford this hubris because they vie themselves the darlings of reality shows like Ghost Adventures and Ghost Hunters. The fact that no one has ever really captured a photograph or a video of a discernible apparition doesn't seem to bother them. No, this much is negligible. They hold the chalice

in Iced Earth, Dante's Inferno. What? What? They hold the chalice in iced earth dante's inferno what what they hold the chalice in iced earth dante's inferno what i'm picturing somebody somebody is listening to this episode with a pipe in a tweet jacket and they're just nodding their head they're like yeah somebody said it you said it yeah somebody said it it's about time but i have no idea what's going on okay i understand the mansfield that's the prison from um shawshank right is the name of the prison so they have all this merch for it no mansfield i think that's also the name of it oh that's also the name okay it's mansfield is like where it is

in mansfield ohio my bad okay i was thinking okay okay okay i'm pretty sure the it's oh it's shawshank prison duh yeah okay i'm slow but no yeah so it's in mansfield ohio i was thinking okay so they're basically just saying merch yeah it's merch for the city no the the okay the prison sorry i got confused because it was called Ohio State Reformatory. What is it? Ohio State Reformatory, but it's also called Mansfield Prison. I think it's just like another name for it because it's in Mansfield. Okay.

So, sorry, yeah, to clarify. They mean you're now a mark for buying all this merchandise. Got it. Makes sense. And sipper bottles that both suck and can be sucked. Oh, my God. Okay. That one was... All right. got it makes sense uh and sipper bottles that both suck and can be sucked oh my god okay that one that one was all right now i'd rather you not interrupt me when i'm saying things like they hold the chalice and iced earth dante's inferno the keys to the mysterious noises on that's parentheses dot dot dot h e h dash h e h dot dot dot you said that perfectly thank you

a little put off by how perfect but this is my audition for the role which you will pay dearly to sample and which probably have more to do with neglected sewer rats in the pipes than dick the butcher in his high voltage death throes to the at OSR, mostly femmes, despite the fact that femmes are not wanted by the supposedly evil spirits in C-Block, there are two conditions possible. A. The sucker. B. Everyone else. Lack of concrete evidence and the stench of mendacity can only lead one to believe that this is a put-up job, a con, a hoax. For devout readers of Charles Fort and S. Robert Traylans only, don't ask. Judge for yourself. As for me, I can grasp why Harry Houdini despised hucksters like this,

who made it their quest to separate the disparate and the weak-willed from their money. End of review. Eight users thanked Todd for this review. No one, stop thanking Todd, is it? Todd, yeah. Of course it's Todd, but stop thanking Todd, everybody. Leave Todd to his own devices. He's perfectly happy where he is.

Has Todd ever been perfectly happy? No. Clearly is experiencing some sort of just general ennui and probably and probably puts that on every single business i bet there's a review that long same type of verbiage about a dunkin like a sonic yeah yeah yeah like something totally yeah yeah yeah uh oh yeah i should have checked um i'm glad you didn't no it's probably for the best yeah so that is something and when neve said it the email said like please be sure to read this and i'll in

in the voice you did great thank you i tried um and i hated it and that's all i did too for what it's worth it was awful for it was i did not enjoy it makes it worth it i'm so glad i'm so glad for you um my next one i'm gonna read this is also owner response related but we're going a little different route with the owner response where i'd say it was a little bit of a an overreaction and this is a different place this is a different place yeah sorry this is of because i kind of missed the other guy but i'm glad he's been encapsulated in a positive light exactly and i didn't find any negative owner responses from there uh this one is of new orleans haunted pub tour titled it's on trip advisor it is titled fake boring and irritating it's one star so here is what katie had to say

taking a part in any of Bloody Mary's tours is a colossal waste of time. She's a sensationalist fraud. You're better off talking to people on the street than visiting the haunted museum, unless you're into overpriced crystals and cheesy tchotchkes. Worse yet, her spirits include a young couple

who lost their lives to tragedy post-Katrina. Her greedy exploit- Zack and Addie. Zack and Addie?y oh that's a thing okay okay well sad yeah it's a house in new orleans that anyway yeah oh i believe that there was okay i could have said anything but but it's true i've covered it so i just wanted to throw it out there or maybe i'm covered it because it's also haunted i forget but um yeah okay for any crossover fans crossover fans shout out okay shout out to those that couple who lost their lives to tragedy terrible no i did not look into it her greedy exploitation is a

disgrace to new orleans its history and people and you if you cough up your cash like this idiot spitting whiskey at the walls, spend your time in New Orleans elsewhere. So that's a review. I sense incoming some not happy responses or a not happy response. So here's the owner at Bloody Mary's Tours giving a response. the owner at Bloody Mary's Tours, giving a response. Since I am positive that you have not taken all my tours, or maybe even any,

your review is suspicious at best. Cyberbullying and trolling added to attempted efforts of financial loss is illegal. Your obvious personal or competitive issue shines brightly since you say nothing about the pub tour at all and simply use vulgar insults

saying that quote taking part in any of bloody mary's tour is a colossal waste end quote compounds this libel it is illegal to accuse me or my business of being a fraud my business is 25 years long and a legitimately run establishment my My tours, research, and spirit work are all quite sincere, as well as is my priestess initiations. I'm also a published author and expert in my field. Just because you may not understand or believe in spirit work and remain unaware of its practices, that is still no excuse for your religious intolerance. Plus, again, this has nothing to do with the tours. You do seem very prejudiced to

its doctrine and hate is not tolerated here my family is a 300 year long bloodline in new orleans so i'm very much a part of the history here and i am her people where are you from i will ask this review will come down and i may take it to a legal level you're trolling and cyber bullying crosses the line into unlawful or criminal behavior end of response oh my god it was like a bad review like negative and not nice and then the freaking um wow there was a lot touched in the response that was not even alluded to yeah fair i feel like they kind of got some stuff off their chest they've been waiting to get off their chest yeah so it felt very and that was not the only owner response there were were they all that dramatic there was

some that like where they left one star but was they were said it was not good they were like one star is drastic frowny face and then they kind of guilted them and they're like but damn it's not illegal so yeah exactly like they didn't go the extra step across that line also this response was came later so maybe they just got fed up because like oh they were like this was like it's built up to this point and this is the tipping point i mean what a tipping point it is for wow okay first of all as much as i want to say no i don't i don't want to say that's that's probably not great but i was gonna say i want as much as i want people to not be allowed to write what these kind of one-star

views are as i don't that's not true that would be a whole free speech thing what i'm trying to say is thank god it's not illegal because we really wouldn't have a job oh that's not true. That would be a whole free speech thing. What I'm trying to say is, thank God it's not illegal because we really wouldn't have a job. Oh, that's true. If it were illegal. Oh yeah. Like I get the, the insinuation of like,

wow, this is slanderous or libelous, but like, it's not, I mean, it's not going to do anything. It was mostly opinion. I mean,

it's, yeah, it's all opinion. I mean, it's right. It's not like they said factually she's a sensationalist fraud it was just their opinion and how they've which yeah it's not they're not gonna no one's going to jail for that okay and no one's going to have to pay up for that

um especially in like a forum like one star review and it was interesting because there was literally nothing about like i felt like there was not like there was literally nothing about like i felt like there was not like there was specific to this person and this person's like yeah how they run their business and i'm not saying it was nice or wrong or right but like then the response they they like they assumed more about the reviewer than the reviewer assumed about bloody mary here i feel like they expanded it to more than what it was originally said yeah i i like if i know i've said this before and it probably sounds annoying but in journalism school like the one of the only one of the things i retained was that it is nearly

impossible to actually successfully sue for libel and slander it's just a really hard thing to prove thank god because we'd be in big trouble and this is not gonna happen sorry to this person yeah it's not criminal this review's not i wouldn't be surprised if that response was more as a a fear tactic yeah and also for others to try to get them take it down a and then b if anyone else reads it to like i'm gonna back off yeah not to not leave their own reviews and maybe take the initial review here less seriously right right right right right right yeah interesting well um that was really dramatic i wish they i i feel like i wish they had just said like wow are you a torturer because you cut me to the bone i

know right that's what the the the freaking i feel like that disarms a reviewer more than exactly this angry retort but you know sometimes there are good ways to do it i don't know all right so i found a list now from my san antonio.com and it was a list of best worst and funniest yelp reviews of haunted houses in san antonio nice and i found one by christine of 13th floor haunted house it's a two-star review i did this haunt a few years ago by myself while in town on business and got slammed into the wall by a large snake that pops out of the wall causing me to hit my head on the wall so hard that i got knocked out and woke up on the floor i I let the staff know and saw the medic. Needless to say, I hated this haunt.

So I decided to go with my husband this year while we were in town, and the same snake is still there. I saw it and told my husband. I darted past the hole in the wall to avoid getting slammed in the wall again. My husband tried to get past it, and he got slammed into the wall too. What the fuck? He said it hurt his shoulder, and he could still feel it when we were slammed into the wall too what the fuck he said it hurt his shoulder and he could still feel it when we were back at the hotel end of review um there was one more line about like anyway otherwise parking is you know but but this was like the meat of the

review to clarify well i went to a haunted house and i hurt my finger so that's right and everybody's trying to climb an ambulance together this person got knocked unconscious because they've flung themselves into the wall no a snake hit them hold on it sounded like they got scared a large snake pops out of the wall caught i got slammed into the wall by a large snake that pops out of the wall causing me to hit my head on the wall okay so i don't know both of them apparently i i just i think i just really loved the um the review of i hated this place because i got injured and i went unconscious and the snake hit me so then i took my husband this year and then told him all about it and he got hit in the head and slammed to the wall i weirdly respect that they went again

to try it out again yeah instead of because this review came after the second time. Yes, it came after they waited. And it was two stars. It wasn't as terrible as it could have been. I feel like if this snake were an actual problem, something would have been done. Yeah, it was still there. I don't know if these are the only two people

that have ever gotten their heads slammed into the wall by the snake. But to wake up unconscious, if that's true that they woke up unconscious on the floor, that's horrifying. But I don't know. I also don't know. I mean, it wasn't bad enough where they are. Maybe they went back. You know what might have happened? What?

They forgot what happened and then came back the next time with their husband. They were concussed. And saw their husband get attacked by the snake and they or they saw that hole in the wall they thought huh i feel like i need to rush by this for some reason this hole is bringing back so many traumatic memories i didn't even know i had same yeah i know what that feeling happens all the time um again someone would pay big money to be shoved in the head by the snake. So true. Knocked unconscious by a snake. I mean, seriously, can you imagine?

It's a dream. It's a dream. At a penitentiary, no less. No. Pay good money. I have another, I have a review. This is of the Orlando Universal Haunt or Haunt, whatever it's called. Okay.

You know what I mean. Sure. The one with the spookiness happens at universal a halloween night halloween haunt halloween i think halloween horror it says it in the review i should probably just look down and checked this is of halloween horror in uh orlando at universal here we go one star we went to the ha Horror Night last Thursday, the 25th of October. And all we did was queue non-stop. This was the biggest rip-off I have ever experienced.

We waited outside to park our car from 6.30 and did not get in the park until 10 past 8. With the average wait time of two hours per ride, there was simply no way you could get round the mall. This was a huge ripoff. Teenagers falling about drunk, out of control. At one point, a fight broke out and one of the two smashed a bottle over the other one's head. Not what you want to let your family see? Lots of question marks, sorry. If you're wondering what that weird noise was.

In another queue, girls were throwing up all over with drink. Guys were mouthing off and swearing. The simple fact is Universal are too greedy. Let too many people enter and can't control it. It was hellish. End of review. Oh, God. I just found it funny that they described a horror night as hellish.

And it was somehow a bad thing. Yeah, those are all paid actors. How horrific does this sound? It sounds horrific. Well, guess what? It's in the name. It's absolutely horror nights. Yeah, those are all paid actors.

They have a whole backstory. They've been out drinking. One of them stole the other's girlfriend. It's a whole thing. After a certain time of night, do they turn into zombies or something? No, they just puke everywhere. Well, it's more about the reality thing. It's more of like biohazard, you know?

This and that. Well, that, you talk about this and then like the biohazard and then that last review reminds me of the Nathan For You episode. I was just thinking about that. It helps a haunted house by scaring people by making them think they caught some deadly disease so that it's actually scary so it's and they like put them in like a fake and stuff i kept thinking about that when we were saying like people climbing into the ambulance um they have all these people in like hazmat suits come out to like because they think they

have like a deadly virus it's all actor paid actors and it makes it just as scary i agree with you i think if if you leave feeling like just uncomfortable and scared like they did something right that's why i feel leaving your house every every time i'm here so you never pay me true uh for all the hard work i put i wear this cloak i do everything right I scare you you even like shouted earlier because you were so frightened by my face I've been knocked unconscious by snakes like 10 times in this

house there's just holes in the wall and sometimes things happen things happen everybody I don't want to spoil the whole event for you all of you will one day have the chance to come to her home you never know yeah well i mean it sounds pretty horrific to me i agree with you let's see uh oh so now this one i we i found in an email and i was just googling like haunted

houses and this one came up and it's not a it's not really an attraction but it came up from multiple emails from a few months ago both destiny and lisa sent it in and it was so wild that I was like I'm just gonna put it at the end of my notes because it's halloweeny and I just I'm not I don't want to forget about it okay so destiny sent an email said I'm in dental hygiene school and I'm a part of a want to forget about it okay so destiny sent an email said I'm in dental hygiene school and I'm a part of a few dental hygiene groups on Facebook I don't let me know if you've heard of this one yeah I'm in a lot of dental hygiene groups one of the people in the group posted a screenshot of this review wait dental hygiene groups yeah so so I know so they are

studying to be a dental hygienist is that that what you said? Are the dental hygiene groups for dental hygienists or just to learn about just general dental hygiene? Is it just like enthusiasts of different electric toothbrushes? I think it's because this is for people who work in the industry, I imagine. Okay. And so somebody shared... What if you're just a fan of dental hygiene? I bet there's layered... I bet there's like levels because you know how they make you fill out questions on Facebook when you join a group?

Yes. Oh, do you think they test you on might ask for your diploma or something i don't know what what okay i want to do a weird little mind mel not really weird well it is weird to everyone but us but what do you think of when you think of dental hygienists it seems like a dangerous game um what do i think of like bubblegum toothpaste i don't know what's that i don't know that's a gross flavor they always used at the dentist we give a better maybe a maybe an easier prompt um what other role or job do you think of oh yeah a bengal the bengal i know but the bengal cheerleaders right it's it's a very strange crossover it is so bizarre i don't understand why i've looked at the calendar before the bengal's calendar those are

the cheerleaders yeah in my room every year in your room he has every year from 1995 all the way till today when he was two years old he's gonna say 95 is very specific year that's not the year i was born so um uh because we we went to big bangles fans we wanted to keep them as mementos um but yeah we we always went to bangles games and they the bang gals are the professional cheerleaders yeah and like a lot most they don't get paid probably enough or very well there i've read this whole thing about how cheerleaders get paid and it's absolute garbage and it's really fucked up yeah because they're literal athletes yeah it's super it's terrible um and so a lot of them and then so they post like their careers yeah they have they have a spotlight usually and then um they have

they have show multiple bengals or just one and they show what their other job is or what they're going to do. Whatever. Yeah. I swear to God, at least half of them were dental hygienist. I don't know what it was. Yeah. But it was like always like I'd never and growing up like that's not a job that I never

necessarily thought of, except that's the only context I saw it in because we don't have anyone that we know personally in either field of professional cheerleading. So whenever'd go we'd see that and we'd just be like that's so specific and it's always maybe they have like a like a chokehold on the industry it's something maybe that's what destiny is trying to hide from us is that in these groups it's sort of like a black market like um explain to me how this like cheerleading they have an opening and so then you know it gets there it's like in la when you're in the industry and they have like these underground publications you can only access from certain people this is true by the way and they have like openings for assistance but you can only see them in like certain underground publications

that people will forward you i mean it's like such a mess but i don't know maybe there's like a there's a slot opening you guys get first dibs that's what's happening in these groups destiny let us know yeah um i'm sorry for that tangent i just couldn't help it i mean the mind meld worked after the second time after bubblegum toothpaste after bubblegum toothpaste uh so this screenshot i guess was in there and um destiny says i looked up the place and it's a legit review and then lisa also sent it in the subject of the email was haunted toothbrush oh so just to give you some clarification why we're talking about dental yeah i was gonna say i realized what episode are we doing right now yeah and this is a one-star

review from google and it is a legitimate review i have the screenshot right here um and it cuts off the user's name probably for the best let's just let them stay anonymous and let's call them bengal yes let's please let's do it and this is a one-star review okay okay i have generally had a good experience here until recently i recently had a dental cleaning and the hygienist gave me a new toothbrush and other goodies at the end of my visit that night before bed i decided to use my new toothbrush i brushed my teeth put my new toothbrush in the holder next to the sink and went to bed the next morning i walked out into the living room and my new toothbrush was sitting on the windowsill next to my dining room table

i thought that's odd i'm certain i put it in the holder last night and I put it back in my bathroom. That night I did my normal routine and went to bed. The following morning, I woke up, used the restroom and noticed my toothbrush was missing. I looked all around the house and found the toothbrush was sitting on my nightstand. I started to get freaked out. I live alone and have no history of sleepwalking, so I have no idea why this happened. The only logical conclusion is that the toothbrush I was given by the hygienist is haunted. I decided to take the toothbrush and throw it out because I can't take another poltergeist experience. It is possible that this is the only one in the office that they have given out, but I hope the dental office didn't receive a batch of them from the

manufacturer, which are all haunted. I can describe the toothbrush exactly. It has a clear plastic head of tightly clustered bristles with a long clear handle with a yellow grip with oral B stamped on the bottom of the handle.

I would check to see if any other patients have received the same toothbrush as me and check if they have experienced the spooky and haunting experience as I have. End of review. I like how much they care

about other people and hope that... Well like how much they care that about other people and hope that well how many stars was that one yikes okay that i don't like so much um it's not the hygienist fault that this i mean maybe it is yeah you know actually this hygienist is moonlighting is a bengal and oh a wizard oh i'm trying to think of what would i don't want to insult witches or wizards i guess so yeah okay a warlock is that like the evil version or is that just the male witch i don't know i'll sooner like no because i don't know which is called witches people do gender these things i don't know i don't is there like a uh gender neutral i think which is gender which could be gender neutral i'm pretty sure people use which for both now but sorry i don't know this is like so i know this is off topic but um yeah i don't know i don't know it's

very important what i'm saying is the dental hygienist could very well be um doing some moonlighting on the side if you will oh literally lighting oh yeah some spells some poltergeist spells um i just really love the also the really really subtle vague i can't take another poltergeist experience i love that oh yeah okay i thought i missed i wasn't sure if i misheard that you said another i wasn't sure if you said another or not but i thought i heard another yeah oh my god it's um i decided to throw it out because i can't take another poltergeist experience well this happened to your retainer now it's true a dental oh my god you're right it literally did happen to my retainer so it might not that be that place specifically but it might be some sort of

conspiracy or some sort of uh mystical uh no wonder they're not letting anyone into these dental hygiene groups on facebook oh yeah yeah there's a lot of shit going on holy crap who sent this in uh destiny and lisa but destiny one who said they were in the hygienist group destiny might get kicked out after this destiny you're really revealing a lot we might need to do some digging into this. I cannot believe this. I mean, clearly, I mean, you know, I believe in ghosts. Okay, it's part of my whole shtick and my whole job.

But also, like, if this has happened to you before, I feel like maybe you're sleepwalking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why does this keep happening that you keep receiving haunted items from people that move around the house? I mean, I don't know. Maybe it is a ghost who just wants you to brush your teeth and living alone for like a year.

Yeah. I might have been sleepwalking at times and just never knew it because I used to when I was little, but yeah, you never know. You might just do it sometimes and you just, how would you know? Let's just set up a camera. You might just do it sometimes. Yeah. How would you know? Unless you set up a camera.

So you should do that. I do want to say that you were right about witch being gender neutral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Warlock was adopted from the Scots. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, so warlock was the male term for magic user in the Scots language. I see.

And then English just kind of took that. But witch was always meant to be gender neutral so yes okay cool my mistake um anyway uh you're never getting another hygiene group i don't want to though i know next episode is going to be reviews of haunted hygiene products i we already have one I have one from my personal life we'll delete all of this so we can reuse it honestly though that's true that happened to my retainer no joke and it was very frightening and I was not sleepwalking because I was not sleeping yeah um my dad still talks about it yeah it was freaky so yeah maybe it is a maybe they just are really concerned with our our hygiene I don't know i don't know but let us know if you've had a haunted experience with your toothbrush or floss to beach to sandy at gmail.com um strange my next one i i had to do this i had to find an app review

and you might be thinking but this is hallow Well, with COVID, it's a little harder to necessarily go and get touched by people. So... Even though you crave it. As much as you crave it. So do it virtually. So there is... This is a review of Wardwell House VR. It's a haunted house virtual reality experience on the App Store.

I know. App Store, Lord. Okay okay this is a one star review how the hell do i move end of review oh my god i don't know why i thought that was so funny it's just like it sounds like they're still stuck there i know there's so many people just reviewing these i read so many and so many people are asking i can't open the door they weren't even asking they were just saying i can't open the doors with the symbols on it i can't do this i can't even leave and they said once a person said i don't know what to do after the animal bone is found and it's just but you can't respond only

the developer can so the developer technically could respond and it's just but you can't respond only the developer can so the developer technically could respond and give you spoilers and spoilers but they probably don't want to so they treat it like a forum in this room i'm still in this closet with the animal bones oh my god how do you move in that is it like you walk around with your phone i don't think so i think because i know like a vr is different yeah um oftentimes you have um like some sort of like little actually i don't know in this case with like this is a phone right it's not like a regular maybe you're supposed to hit play and it just like walks you through it and the person just didn't know that um i did see some reviews for these vr things where they people say like the game pad didn't

work i don't know what that means um but yeah i did see a video this is different of someone doing vr but it was not just iphone vr it was like a full vr set and they had one of those vr treadmills oh and they you strap in and it's just a circular thing about yeah yeah and you just stand there and you can like run on it oh that's terrifying um and so there's this circular thing about like and you just stand there and you can like run on it that's terrifying and so there's this person who was like really leaning into it sprinting on this little circular that must make it so much scarier and real i looked it up those are like 1500 bucks so i mean it makes sense only a few times more than a Dance Dance Revolution dance pad. So I feel like it's not that bad. Not the worst.

So what does happen after the Animal Bones since you seem to know so much about? I have not played yet. Oh, okay. I did buy one of those a while ago, like years ago. One of those cardboard VR. Yeah, the Google. Yeah, and I didn't really. Glass?

Is that what it's called well google at glasses those glasses oh then what are the yeah the cardboard ones i've played with those yeah you can certain apps and you slide your phone in yeah you put the google things on the or you put the goggles on your face and you can watch vr things and it works with certain apps i don't even remember what i used it for because it was so me up i was like i don't know what i do with this it cracks me up because i i just picture in like 100 years that's going to be at a museum like they made it out of cardboard you know it's going to be so laughable like wow early vr we put cardboard on our face and we're like so amazed but it's true i did that one of those that like when i intern at s square and i remember sitting there going like this is the future it's so free but it's literally a piece of cardboard

anyway um let us know if you know what happens after the animal bones because i can't get that out of my head okay i have an email here from jess i think this is my last one okay um and jess says this uh there's a seriously amazing cookie place in orlando florida called gideon's bakehouse and i guess during halloween they sell like halloweeny cookies at orlando i don't at orlando no in orlando oh walt disney world sorry they open their second location at walt disney world and i guess during halloween they sell spooky cookies. So this is a one-star review by Gail. Title is Gideon's Bakehouse, Disney Springs.

This is on Yelp. Bakery or a cult? My grandson Robert and I waited for seven hours for a cookie. Little did I know I would be entering a haunted house of the devil. I had the willies. The pictures, they frightened me. It was too dark. I told Robertbert no i

would not buy him any witch cookies i ran out of there faster than green grass through a goose and what is that monster on the roof a gargoyle i pray for you mr gideon i pray i don't know what i don't know if this is a fake review but it made me laugh so who were they there with their grandson robert their grandson and they ran out and left robert in there to deal with the demons robert wanted a witch cookie and she said oh my god no way this is what is this a cult we're at walt disney world why are they selling witch cookies i love the grandchild behind basically i guess it was set up all spooky likelike. And she was like, no. And the pictures.

It's the pictures. What kind of picture did they show you? Like a slide? It was one of those carousel projectors? It's probably, yeah. It's probably literally a witch. I don't know. She said, little did I know I'd be entering a haunted house of the devil.

I had the willies. I told him I would not buy many witch cookies. or little did i know i'd be entering a haunted house of the devil i had the willies um i told him i would not buy many witch cookies and then i guess there was a gargoyle on the roof which was too far um so you know yeah i mean maybe it was a gargoyle from hunchback of yeah that's religious isn't it that movie no i don't think so that gargoyle maybe it's really religious probably anti-semitic like most old disney movies so religious but not in the right ways oh yikes um well she ran out of there faster than green grass or a goose so i think as long as we all hold on to that sentiment i do like that we're gonna make it far in life yeah i've got one now this is my last one

before redemption this is of the fear experience haunted house i believe cleveland ohio this is a facebook review so it just says doesn't recommend this was the worst haunted house i've ever been to there was nothing scary about it besides the smell of it. Inside smelled like straight cat piss. Not worth the money. Oh, no. Again. They do smell pretty bad, usually.

The haunted house? Yeah, yeah. Do you think it's because people are so sweaty? I think it's because they have cats pissing everywhere. Okay, fair. What do you think? Fair. I think it's probably like the fog machines, especially.

Yeah, those don't smell good. Those don't smell smell good and then everybody's crammed in a tight space i'm just saying like stress sweat is a thing i feel like adrenaline like oh the pheromones ew stop it stinky stinky pheromones i feel like i can't yeah nothing it's not gonna smell good in there no no no oh god uh but again it sounds scary and that's what you signed up for so yeah exactly exactly get choked that's something where it's against a wall and a pile of cat piss yeah people you can't please everybody like some people want to go for the cat piss other people want to go to get choked they're like i wore this glow stick for cat piss experience and i didn't get any i barely got any oh getting peed on getting paid to be at peed on that's a different thing i mean

this whole thing haunted houses sound pretty fun yep um this next review is my final review this is a redemption yay this is of execution rocks lighthouse oh which is a lighthouse i saw um d and i went and we saw it from someone else's beach at their it was a whole trespassing thing that we did it was it was a little it was a little not intentional don't get mad hold on i'm dialing 911 no don't get at me. I wanted to see this lighthouse that was on someone's property. So, but you could only, they were like, you can only access it from the water. And so we thought, oh, well, look at this. We looked at the map.

There's this beach. So if we walk up this beach, but as we're walking up, we saw people like the, not, we didn't see people, thankfully, but we saw their like beach things out on the beach, their chairs. Their belongings. And we were very close to their guest house type beautiful property and then we turn a corner see the lighthouse i'm like okay that's good but then off in the distance so from there you could also see in the water execution rocks lighthouse which was featured on ghost adventures um which uh is supposedly haunted right uh this is what michael has to say this is a five-star review never been there but it's really haunted ghost adventures went there so it's gotta be real

lol kissy face emoji hashtag ghost adventures fan end of review oh god that's so embarrassing i love it oh it's so embarrassing that's cute listen it's cute i guess so i i want to point out here that i read hundreds hundreds alexander of one star reviews of the haunted uh haunted museum i didn't even bother hundreds and i read like every single i mean a lot and they were all really valid a lot of them were really valid i know some things that from the going there yeah and it was like yeah i don't i didn't you can't defend this zach baggins that you did yeah yeah there's some things that are like, eek. But some of them were like, I am the world's biggest Ghost Adventures fan.

How could Zach do this? Oh, my God. Take it very personally. Yeah. They're like, Zach didn't even come say hi to us. And I'm like, why would he say hi to you? I don't know. People have a very weird fan base for him.

Before we went, we went, what was that? Four years ago? No. Three years ago? Your bachelorette party. 2018. Yeah. Three years ago.

July 2018. Three and a half. Okay. Not quite. Three years ago. I remember reading reviews where people said, oh, Zach came out and we saw Zach. That was a thing people talked about happening. Yeah.

So in my head i was like oh that would be weird if zach baggins yeah i guess since he lives nearby he sometimes stops over and it's like does a little appearance but to actually expect it and think that you deserve that every tour group gets to see him you deserve to see zach baggins please yeah yeah yeah um some people were upset that they didn't get really haunted and i'm like uh i saw the dibbick box and i am still alive what is this nonsense yeah literally people were like i didn't get again i didn't get touched or scratched or anything and i'm like what is wrong with these people that they all crave quote unquote getting physically assaulted by people or things i left a review i mean i read a review

that said baggy daddy didn't even scratch me you left a review i said no i reworded it i said i read it oh baggy daddy stop it uh that's bad bad for me um anyway it's a baddie um that was a great redemption though i i really like i thought you'd appreciate it yeah and it's of a lighthouse which i am obsessed with yeah you guys he really wanted to see i know he like broke the law but he really wanted to see it and now he's in the london dungeon london is that what's called dungeons of london dungeon in london or something he's a lighthouse trespasser yeah what a lame reason to go to prison though it's better than a sheep stealer i don't know i feel like lighthouse sheep stealer

like maybe i'm kidnapping the sheep to give it a better life i don't know what life you didn't do a very good job if you got caught and put in prison but at least that's a little more normal noble than oh yeah i went on someone's property so i could look at their lighthouse that's fair but what they don't understand is you're a big fan of daddy batty or whatever you call it oh yeah I went on someone's property to look at a building that's fair but what they don't understand is you're a big fan of daddy baddie or whatever you call it oh yeah let me remember baggy daddy yeah that's what you called him I'm never saying it again

Zachy daddy Zachy baggy daddy stop okay I'm done okay thank god thanks for listening this is our final Halloween themed episode as far as we, as far as we know. As far as we know. You never know what's going to happen. I think something will not happen, but.

What? I don't. I'm saying I don't expect another one. Yeah, but, you know, we never know. We never know. And therefore, you never know. So we'll find out. But I guess we're heading into more holiday season.

So we're going to have probably some more themed episodes. We'll see. But until then, just enjoy the parade it's coming through the whole country oh yeah uh if you see the french horn dog and if you want to celebrate my birthday you're too late don't even bother you're too late you have 11 months a month ago you missed it you have 11 months to prepare for next year so you better start now get to work