Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 180: Reviews of Towing Companies

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

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Conditions apply. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Do I look casual? I just put my arm up. Yeah, you look really casual. Thank you. Just in time for us to start a casual episode of our podcast. It's extreme. I know we're usually black tie optional.

What does that mean? I don't know. We were just discussing this and it's been in my brain. I feel like we are always black tie optional. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like this show is black tie optional.

Yeah. Yeah. Black tie optional. It just means you can't just wear sneakers. You're not even wearing shoes. i'm not right now i feel like we're doing it right we're doing black tie optional right although i guess technically we're even doing white tie optional that's the thing because we're white no that's not optional um unfortunately we're stuck with that but no what i mean is i'd say we're quite fortunate in many ways.

Well, sure. Yes, yes. I know what you mean. Valid point. Yes. What I'm saying is white tie is even higher formality than black tie. So we could just... What the fuck is white?

No wonder. I haven't heard of it. Yeah. It's like beyond black tie. Yes. It's like you have to wear white tux. How is that better? That's like...

Is that fancier? I think so. Why is a white tux fancier to wear white tux. How is that better? That's like, is that fancier? I think so. Why is a white tux fancier than a black tux? White tie. Why is this anything we're even talking about? Oh my God. A top hat is optional is the first bullet point. Oh my God.

We talk a lot about top hats on this show lately. None of these people are wearing white tuxedos i was thinking about homecoming uh in ohio and in 2005 not got it not um not white tie they're literally wearing white ties with a tuxedo yes and white potentially a top hat and white gloves and a cane this is too much for me that's's optional. Black tie was already too much for me. This is optional. But if you're going to our prom in Nebraska that we're planning. True.

Tell the folks how this relates to our episode, Towing Companies. Oh, well, much like the stars of Lizard Lick Towing, we are always in our highest formality of fashion wear. And that's why we're discussing towing companies. Okay. Did you ever watch that? Lizard Lick? Yeah.

No. Okay. I was like, is that a company you have a review from? Oh, it's a TV show. We're going to talk about it. Oh. I thought you knew it. Lizard Lick?

Lizard Lick Towing. Is the name of the show? Yeah. Huh. Okay. And so we're going to discuss it. it that was my really really shitty attempt it was really good better than what i had which was nothing okay well i think i would argue it was probably even worse than nothing so we have towing company reviews today do you want to go first sure

okay i'm keeping it casual because a lot of mine are about lizard lick towing. Fascinating. So I feel like you should start off with something different. Okay, okay, okay. We'll start a priority towing here in Cincinnati, Ohio. Okay. This is a review by Mary. One star. Beware! Attempted illegal tow.

On July 23rd, while resting at the Walmart, my vehicle was put on a tow truck by a tow driver while I was inside. Oh, my God. I fell, hurting my back and was terrified getting up from the floor. I saw a man's beady eyes peeking inside. The man, who was in regular clothes, stated he was watching me sleep and that I was trespassing and he was towing my vehicle. This was an attempted kidnapping and extortion okay well all right yeah i mean i guess i i guess in a technical sense i don't know that

a court would agree but i mean i would be just as freaked out and furious yes i'm just saying i don't know that technically someone who has slept in my in a car in a walmart parking lot this would be absolutely terrifying the bdi's especially especially that part i was freed by the warren county's sheriff's office to date the owner has not responded to my complaint and i've submitted info to the ohio attorney general's office and review i wonder this is just what was wild i was like holy fuck i thought it was going to be like, I hurt my back. I'm getting a lawyer. Yeah, no. You could probably sue them for that, especially if he said, I'm watching you sleep.

Yeah. Anyway, let's hook this car up. Yeah. I felt like it was very much a theme of people having issues with the tow truck, specific tow truck drivers just showing up and hitching up your vehicle without uh bothering to wake you up or give you a warning have you been towed um on purpose i've asked for it oh right sure when my car broke down right uh multiple times well that's why you would be in a walmart and you were like oh i have to get somewhere so i'll just have them tow me there so I can take a nap. Huh.

Interesting. Sorry. Listen, I'm rusty. I feel like we haven't recorded in a while. My jokes. True, true. Oh, that was a joke. That was a joke. My jokes are simply not landing.

I've been towed. And it's terrible because you know me and my lack of directions. I thought I just parked somewhere else. And I wandered around and this is at our apartment complex in glendale oh i wandered around for probably a half hour before i was like oh they someone either stole my car or it's been towed and it was a honda civic which is like i think one of the most stolen cars yeah uh and so i call so what do you know what to do if your car just disappears i have that's

i have no idea okay well i learned this if you're wondering out there what happens if you just can't find your car you got to find the nearest like note like sign that says like if toad call this number and so i had to call this number and they're like that'll be 475 dollars and i was late for work and it was what did you do wrong you just parked in the wrong spot um i did nothing wrong i know that this sounds like i'm every reviewer on the planet but i actually did not do anything wrong because um they were doing a tv shoot or a commercial shoot and they're supposed to give 48 hours warning but then instead they showed up that morning and said we're just gonna tow all the cars that are in the way of our commercial shoot and took my car and

then posted a sign and i was like yeah okay that was a theme for sure i saw a lot of people who said oh i had 24 hours i was told i had 24 hours to move that my car 10 hours later they towed it yeah yeah and i will say the towing company i did not have a problem with because they it was the tv shoot that called them and said get rid of this car but yeah you know i think um i will say the guy didn't have his eyes were pretty regular sized and i was awake so that's good i think that is in my favor and in their favor that's something yeah but i will say like this one probably included uh it maybe not i don't know enough about the situation but there's so many that i saw that were so predatory like these like predatory practices by these towing companies.

Yeah. Which is a world that I didn't really know much about. And it was kind of hard to find some reviews. Cause I was like, man, like this just sucks. A lot of it really, I feel for,

for a lot of these people, but in some cases I'm like, well, they're just doing their job, you know? So, Oh yeah. Like especially the specific drivers and stuff.

A lot of them don't really have a say in what they're doing they're just told like go get this car especially by the police i'm like sometimes it's like i saw complaints and they were like the tow truck company respond and said the police told us to take this car what do you want me to do about it like go complain to them which will get you very far yeah i was gonna say i don't think this can work um okay so this was sent in um oh wait by the way this theme was from emily she her thank you emily this email is from amanda who said that uh they really want to see us in person but doesn't do they do not want to go to uh hawaii or hawaii wow well sorry uh you don't want to go to our Hawaii show on the beach.

Wowza, Chrissy. Can we have a show in Hawaii? What if we told everyone that like... I think that would be amazing. If we sell out, we'll go to Hawaii. Okay. I mean, I've been saying that for years. Like, Emma and I have never done a show in Hawaii. And I'm like, listen, if we sell out enough places, like, maybe we'll go to Hawaii. Okay, you two go to Hawaii. Fine. But anyway, so I do apologize. Amanda did not say that. I'm sure Amanda would love to go to Hawaii. But

Amanda actually said I don't want to go to Ohio, which makes a little more sense, which somehow rings a little truer. Yeah. But said I will do it if it means seeing you live. And I'm like, well, you aren't that is what it means. So I don't know. We still have some tickets. We just got a ticket count. Yeah, they're not sold out yet. And there's still some VIP left. Go buy our tickets. Speech2Sandy.com slash tour to see us live in concert.

In Hawaii. I mean, Ohio. Same difference. Same thing, basically. All right. So Amanda sent this review of Marv's. Sounds like a diner. I know, doesn't it?

And this is a one-star review by Mike. Called Marv's for a tow today. Was told 45 minutes max, but they would probably do better. After the first 45, I called back and was promised 20 minutes. After 45 more, I canceled. Their response was, that sounds good. Which I was like, okay. I mean, yeah, whenever I get a meeting canceled, I'm like, oh, I don't have to do anything?

Sounds good to me. Except I just say, wow, that's such a bummer. And then I go back to bed. Yeah, exactly. I just pretend like I've been greatly inconvenienced. I'm so disappointed. Maybe we can set something up next week. And some other time.

I was so looking forward to this. That's actually really weirdly funny. That sounds good. Very positive. And that's the whole review it's like well i guess they were at least being honest um i like it anyway okay i've got another one from priority towing company so there's a little bit of a theme here this is a one-star review uh this is by michael oh boy this towing company hooked up to my tractor and trailer while I was sleeping,

then told me I have to pay him before he could release my truck. He then drove me to the freaking ATM so I could pay him to release my truck. Some people are eating the bread of sorrows and tears. As hard as truck driver work, no one should do this to us. Priority towing is no better than the Taliban or ISIS. Whoa! You are terrorizing your own. End of review. Whoa. No one should do this to us. Priority towing is no better than the Taliban or ISIS. You are terrorizing your own. End of review.

Whoa. It took a little bit of a turn there. I was so on board and then it turned into something I, well, first the bread thing. I thought, am I on board? We're eating bread full of tears. I'm not sure what that meant. It sounded very dramatic. But I mean, this is their livelihoods being fucked with so i don't know eating bread of tears sounds pretty familiar to me as an activity yeah so i was like okay i guess i can yeah i can get behind

that and then it wow then it escalated extremely you're not gonna call this company isis i'm not gonna call i'm not gonna call this company first of all but i'm also probably not gonna call them um yeah probably terrorists that wow that was a a bold claim for someone who is clearly like who meant their words yeah i don't know about you but this sounds just like any other capitalist you know not necessarily a terrorist what's the difference though i know i was like i was like wait isn't it your point no no no before you say too much no i don't have a point okay okay i am not actually trying to make a point here find your point there's nothing it was just a cruel joke to send me on a wild goose chase for nothing.

Okay. Wow. That, Oxygener, you found some good ones. It was wild. I mean, but like truly, like when you fuck with people's livelihoods and how they make money, like with these tow truck drives, I saw so many people. I mean, yes, this might have been a little bit extreme of a statement but uh damn i mean do you think he called the ohio attorney general's office and said

i found a terrorist organization i found isis in cincinnati ohio they're embedded in our our beautiful fabric of our nation of ohio uh yeah maybe that's why amanda doesn't want to come see us live honestly this towing company i don't blame her um no i don't think so but uh i bet uh i bet he was pretty i mean this does seem a little bit like exactly i don't know what it is but like yeah you get throw your stuff all on this truck and then they're like yep you gotta pay me we can't let you off of this until you pay me i mean wow i know that's kind of their job but it seems extreme um okay so now uh basically i'm just going to talk about lizard lick towing okay thank you it's about time yeah i feel like we've waited long enough without it um the tension is palpable everyone wants to hear it.

We did get a lot of towing company reviews, and I am going to save those later for between you and us, but I just got too immersed in this, as Wes put it, a black hole of towing companies. Wes, of course. Wes would say that. As Wes. Because I know who Wes is.

Wes would say. I mean, you will in a moment. So Wes says, Every day to get on the highway i drive past the best intersection known to man it has a dollar general a gas station with a giant lizard with a top hat on oh that's not what it says did you just make that up your imagination is quite impressive this top hat thing is getting to me alexander there's no top hat it's a white tie but the top hat was optional he has a cane yes no it says a giant lizard with a hat on top and i read with a top hat on that's funny okay words matter so we don't know yeah because we don't know where the hat is with A giant lizard with a hat on top of the lizard.

Oh, I thought the lizard was on top of the building. This is hard. It is. Yes, but on top. Is that describing the lizard? I think it's saying the lizard with a hat is on top of the building. That's correct. Not necessarily the hat is on top of the lizard.

So we don't know where the hat is. But if the lizard has a hat. You never know. It doesn't say has a hat on, does it? He has a top hat on. No. Okay. Okay.

So giant lizard with a hat on top. And former reality TV business, Lizard Lick Towing. So Lizard Lick. Is that a place? Is that a feeling? The town. Is it a vibe? It's all three.

It's all of the above. it's a town okay lizard lick okay so that's why i assume the gas station also leans into the lizard thing oh the gas the lizard is on the gas station correct i thought it was on lizard lick towing no um got it got it okay i was very confused there yeah i apologize um this is this is a lot to follow for someone like me where is this uh great question is it in north carolina did you just look it up yes okay i was like how did you know that i'm looking up this intersection so you found the intersection yes i found the lizard is it on we need to have flanfo put this on the um oh yes yeah uh on the what do you call it geoguessr geoguessr b2c and b version that is a lizard i mean can you send me it

so is it wearing a hat have we confirmed that the hat is on the lizard is confirmed it's not a top hat it is not a top but wouldn't it been fun if it Have we confirmed that the hat is on the lizard? The hat is confirmed. It's not a top hat? It is not a top hat. But wouldn't it have been fun if it was, after all, a top hat? Yeah, that would have been the most fun. I thought so. I'll give you that. Talk about, you're right. It's like black tie optional on this lizard.

Yep. Took the words right out of my mouth. Enjoy your lizard picture. I've noticed a new thing I do where I think it's me trying to affirm like that the other that i'm agreeing with the other person when this lizard holy holy shit that's something huh and it says lizard lick north carolina right under him oh he's wearing like a bowler or something. No, I do this thing now. I notice where I go, oh, I totally agree with what you said. And then I'll say the thing that I'm thinking.

But sometimes I incorrectly attribute my thought to someone else. What? What? What does that mean? Please explain. So I'll say, oh, yeah, I think you're right. It is black tie optional on this lizard. Oh, when I never even said that.

And then you're like, what do you mean? I didn't say that. Okay, I see, I see. So you want to... I think I just do it to build rapport with people where I'm like, oh, yeah, good call. You're probably right. Make me think it's my idea. Something so intelligent as that could possibly be my idea.

I see. I just want to throw everyone a bone every now and then just to kind of make them feel like they're valued and worthwhile um anyway sometimes it doesn't work so i do not feel value okay well i'll try again later um so anyway wes says this intersection has a dollar general gas station with a giant lizard with a hat and former reality tv business lizard lick towing uh basically and so west said he'd never heard of this before and i was like really i have and now you're like oh really loser no i get with it you ever heard of culture west rhymes with lizard lick towing okay west says maybe it was just me who was clueless about the show uh but from the golden it's from the golden years of reality tv with obnoxious sound effects and

staged fights have you you had not heard i've never heard of this okay i know about the show where they have like parking wars parking wars yeah which is just the wildest concept and blaze's dad watches it sometimes and i'm like so fucking weird it gets like but it's like cops but like lower stakes so somehow more ridiculous somehow even more ridiculous yeah as awful as a cop's format is yeah yeah yeah uh so i think that's like the vibe they're trying to go for anyway so west says basically the premise of the show is about the couple who owns the shop and their employees repossessing cars. The wife's name is Amy. She is a power lifter slash mortician and slash tow company.

Yeah, I was going to say, wow. She's quite the resume. And there's a lot of very staged fights. So when I heard you were doing towing reviews, I had to find one of them. The owners reply to every real business review and sometimes ones about the show also said i chose to call this a rabbit hole to get your attention rude but actually it's a puddle where the tow truck tires skid tow truck tires skidded in the high speed chase wow that very paints a beautiful picture poignant um and what's also says it feels important to mention that the owner's son apparently died recently um so you know we want to put impeccable vibes oh my gosh and kindness

their way while we're um you know kind of poking fun at this concept of the show etc so i don't want it to come off as like too callous or anything um so let's read this what i have for you here today here is one review this is a review of the actual towing company not the tv show and this is a one-star review by frida horrible person rude obnoxious and belligerent and the owner is a liar he called the sheriff and wasted his time as well as others. Would highly not recommend and pray to the same God that I was told I didn't believe in

that I never returned back there ever. Very trashy and classless. Don't ever get your tar code. Tar code? So sorry that was bound to happen. Don't ever get your car towed or use their services. Very nasty people.

Huff emoji. Oh, huff emoji oh huff okay yeah which one it's the uh triumph yes that's the one it's the one where i always write huff and it never shows up or mad and it's like i always put something and i was like oh this is triumph what anyway oh i agree it's mislabeled but now i would look at that and be like that's a ridiculous use of that emoji because now I do use it as somewhat of a triumph thing. Yeah, I guess it does kind of work. When I tell someone, you got this, I use the triumph emoji.

Sure, I guess that's fair. Anyway, sorry, back to God and godliness. Much to your pleasure, I assume, there is a response that does elaborate on the God thing. Oh, that's exactly what i mean wait so just to make sure i understand correctly lizard lick towing told this customer that they don't believe in god yeah and this customer is like well i'm gonna pray to that god i supposedly don't believe in got it okay okay this is such a bizarre interaction already yeah and then the best part is they try to lizard like towing tries to explain the situation and it's like oh so it is basically

that that is basically what happened i'd like to think and i assume it's not going to be like this but i'd like to think they're have this weird like sort of like history biblical history laid out they're like yeah well technically the god that you believe in uh that stems from this abraham abrahamic whatever oh i'm sorry you're talking about yahweh this is we're having a different conversation i have a feeling it's not going to be that level of discourse but uh not quite we believe in the lizard god here we believe in the lizard god look at him he's on top of that bank over there because you know when i think of this this owner i think of that lizard like that's all i can think of right now when i think of anyone who works at lizard lick towing um i can't because

i just pulled up their imdb page earlier today and i look i learned a little bit about what they look like so this is uh the response from lizard lick towing and recovery we are sorry you feel that your experience was negative however to fully explain some of the reasons let's look at the full story when the vehicle was towed for being parked in the street obstructing traffic including emergency vehicles the driver recorded the professed owner threatening to kill everyone here then the first pickup appointment was missed when you showed with driver we had to have them trespassed off the lot for threats, language, and actions toward the female office manager. When you and he started infusing God into the situation, you were simply asked, did you know

the Ten Commandments? Because surely someone who is using religion as escape would know the very basic ten laws of God. When the response was, you should not be be ugly to people, the counter response was, you must not know God very well. That is the moment you started telling everyone here they were racist because you were told you must not know God that well since you could not verbally list one of the 10 commandments. All this cursing, yelling, screaming, and threats by both of you were done while holding

a baby please make sure when leaving a review to tell the whole story the one recorded on video and audio and coming to tv thursday at four three central i like i'm like this i'm interested i feel like maybe i'd do a peek and watch this scene you'd watch this scene i don't know maybe not someone holding a baby threatening to kill everybody you're right you're absolutely now we know what kind of tv you're interested in i mean criminal minds yes it does kind of track but in reality television maybe this isn't my vibe when people come in respectfully there is never a problem when one threatens lives of staff screams curses and tries to use religion to resolve a case with the results they are seeking all in the same 10 minutes it usually creates issues hopefully you will not violate

rules and your vehicle will not be towed again but if it does happen please refrain from repeating of the above actions and i am confident you will have a much more satisfactory experience here have a pleasant and joyful weekend boom i wish they said have a blessed i was gonna say i mean now with that context i'm like that seems like a very good response like i feel like i would say that to someone who's using religion against me i do feel like i'd be like you don't know god you or you must not know god so well or something i feel like but to be like oh but list the ten commandments to prove it it's like okay that's stupid it's like what like i think that's the weirdest angle to take like thing is weird just list one of the ten commandments and he said

like do not be nasty to people and they're like nope nope thou shalt not have other gods before me nice try though yeah gatekeeping religion is just it's like it goes against the whole point isn't it i don't know what the point is but but I'm just saying like, as accepting as many religions supposedly are, it's funny how gatekeepy some people can be about it. Yeah. You don't know the Ten Commandments. You must not even believe in the God that you supposedly pray to. You must lick your eyes to keep them moist.

Oh, that's the lizard god's commandment. Oh, right. Sure. I was like, that's familiar. I've heard that before. No, I would have been laughed all the way to church, back to church. That was my theology class in college. We were doing world religions.

I learned a little bit about. About the lizard god? Yeah. I'm glad. Would you like a review of Pepe's towing service? I would love nothing more. This is in Los Angeles, California. Here's a one-star review. bit about about the lizard god yeah i'm glad would you like a review of pepe's towing service i would love nothing more this is in los angeles california here's a one-star review this is by danny yo guys suck balls to the max just because some guy flake on your toe guy seven months ago doesn't

mean i'm gonna do the same you just lost a customer i have used your services before then that douchebag over the phone told me i had to call someone else to row, including that stupid flake story that douchebag told me. So again, you lost a customer. End of review. What happened? I lost the thread. Do you want the owner to try to sum it up? Here we go.

Here's the response. Your review has no context. If I understand correctly, you're trying to say that our tow service was not provided to you for some weird reason about a prior individual flaking on us seven months ago? That does not make too much sense. If that is the case, then your one-star rating does not apply to our services since you were never able to use our services. End of response. I still don't know what's going on. They clearly don't either which is like yeah i just like the suck yo it's yoy yoy so maybe i should have said yoy yoy you guys

suck balls to the max that's literally the worst insult ever to the max to the max who says that to the max and it was like four years ago wasn't even like 20 years ago so stupid to the max? And it was like four years ago. It wasn't even like 20 years ago. So stupid to the max. What was the thing people used to say about grandmas? About them sucking balls? Sorry, that was a bad kind of thought combination. But wasn't there a phrase that people used to say when we were in middle school? Like a slang term about your grandma. About my grandma? No. grandma like ours and any grandma any grandma am i wrong i don't know what the hell you're talking about okay i'll look it up your grandma

sucks balls stop saying that christina this is what you're basically saying is what it is. No, it's not at all what I'm saying. Yes, it is. Okay, I typed in... I typed in... Phrase about grandma, and the first one that's listed is, Grandma's never run out of Pox or cookies. You want to know what I tried Googling it? Do you remember how often we would say that in middle school? We would yell at each other, and it was like the worst insult. I have an article when i tried typing it out you know what i a buzzfeed article you want to hear what it's called what 16 insults you've definitely copped if your grandma is ethnic

oh that is so the most specific buzzfeed listicle i could i've ever heard of i have a feeling that was not the one i was referring to oh here's one this one's good it starts off with no offense to grandmas from the poster and then they write i bet your mom's grandma looks better than you and she's dead jesus chris what is happening what is this grandma thing you're talking about here's another comeback and insult when someone gives you a really long explanation me so your point is what what does that have to do with grandmas that's good i like that one

remember when i said we're gonna make this quick since it's like a hundred degrees in but come back faster. That's good. I like that one. Remember when I said we're going to make this quick since it's like 100 degrees in this room? This one, the credit go to this credit for this one. That's the last one I'll read.

Credit goes to user MuffinsAreMyLife with her book A Weirdo's Guide to Swag. So here's the insult that she includes in this book. Okay. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet.

And so are you. But the roses are wilted. The violets are dead. The sugar bowl is empty. And so is your head. Talk about swag. Please never say that again. Any of those words.

Oh, I think now that I'm getting recommendations that say, it's a blurry picture of a minion and it says jokes, insults, and comebacks. You deserve that. In Arial font. I think maybe I need to escape this page i love minions is your family tree a cactus because everyone on it's a prick that's kind of that's kind of good cacti tree trees you're just mad because your dick isn't as big as your mom's what just christina what are you on this is all over the place. Some of them are weird, too wholesome, and some are just not okay.

This is on Wattpad. Never use Wattpad. Roses are red. Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know I like you better than tomatoes. Okay, that's not even an insult. Boy, I have a quiz for you. And I don't mean next insult.

I thought you wanted the next one. This is the last one. Boy, I have a quiz for you. i don't mean next insult the next one this is the last one boy i have a quiz for you girl okay ask your questions boy one what is the first name of the guy on fresh prince of bel-air i'm not answering this please no please no please no will what really what is the letter after t i'm not gonna say these words together is this like an icup thing no but that's a classic uh it ends up saying will you go out with me or something oh jesus come on too predictable boy of course i will girl dot dot dot there's a minion in there too okay now i'm interested i'm so sorry i'm so sorry uh is it your turn no oh okay

i don't think so this is another review of lizard lick towing okay um this is a three-star review by francisco sometimes i think this show is all planed out what people doesn't call the cops after they tried burning them alive shaking my head but amy you're hot wink face oh no so shooting your shot on yelp shooting your shot on google even worse. Winky face is included. Kind of bashing her TV show. Yeah, yeah. It's called negging, Christina. It's a strategy.

It's a strategy. And then you throw a wink in there and maybe you'll get some. So Amy, yeah, I guess Francisco finally caught on to the fact that maybe it was was a little staged maybe maybe maybe i i probably not the outrage that people have over things like that i think it's probably because they're embarrassed that they believed it as much as they did but at one point maybe i don't know what it is oh the outrage you mean why do people get so upset when they realize that these shows are fake because they feel like they've been lied to yeah okay like i get it to an extent like i feel disappointed and like when when i find out something's like you know i mean now i'm totally jaded and i have no faith that any sort of thing i see on tv is real except love is blind

that's all yeah all above board true obviously so basically they didn't call the cops someone tried burning them alive they didn't call the cops yeah we kind of just glossed over that that's how we know that's the moment when he thought this i don't think this is real call the authorities you know why because this reviewer probably tried it himself to somebody and was like very disappointed to learn that someone called the cops and it was was like well that didn't happen to me not my experience at all went to court showed an episode of lizard lick towing and the court was like sorry this is not even real and he was like what yeah and then they said next up on uh the docket is a woman who is suing for attempted kidnapping from a Walmart parking lot. Yeah.

And turns out. That one might actually have a case. Might be more of a case than this one. We're not lawyers, by the way. I know it sounds like we are. I know. It's hard to distinguish it sometimes. Just gotta let you know.

I have another one of Pepe's. This is a one-star review by William. Had a run-in with the owner. Seems nice at first, with the brother love and bibble talk. But if he gets pissed off, that hypocrite knows every cuss word in Santin's vocabulary. All I could do for him is pray for him. End of review. Oh, snowballs. Snowballs? Is that in Santans? Sounds like you said Santas. Oh, yeah. It was S-A-N-T-A-N-S.

Oh, I see. Santans. Like Satan's, but with an extra N. Or like Santana. They were trying to write Santas, I think. Santas. Yeah. Ext extensive list of curse words um cotton-headed ninny muggins that's the one I should have thought of and didn't so I said snowballs yeah uh wow so uh I love that they had some bib how did they spell that b-i-b-b-l-e for sake. Bibble. I feel like if you're gonna, like, claim you're really, you know, on top of the Bible talk, like, you should probably learn how to spell the... No, no, no. This person wasn't... The reviewer was saying that the owner of the tow truck company was doing the Bibble talk.

Oh, I thought he was saying, like, oh, we had a great rapport talking about... No, he was saying he seemed nice at first with the brother love and bibble talk okay so the guy was probably taught the owner was probably talking talking bibble i thought i thought it meant like oh we were having a great time chatting i don't think they met at sunday school you know you know what that means. I don't because I met Dee at Sunday school. So this is a review of Lizard Licktoeing. Show or location? Two stars by Bill. I have watched this show for years and it is disappointing how this show has degraded.

Most scenes are now fabricated. I don't think many viewers were able to hold interest in some older guy getting married again. This show has run its course and this season is very painful to watch. I have now removed this show forever from my DVR. End of review. That is, oof.

That's like kind of sad. That is sad. Yeah, I feel like end of an era for Bill. No, it's a big moment, taking something off your DVR. Who's getting married? So they got divorced, I think, Amy and Bill. Is that his name? And so there was a whole thing.

I don't know why I know this. Okay, it was not Bill. It was Ron. Ron and Amy. And they got divorced. there's also a character named big juicy there has to be a big juice there always is you know that's in our podcast i'm i'm the big juicy of our show that's what we always say this does have a 4.4 out of 10 on imdb so oh dear can't be that bad so i'm sure i've watched worse and enjoyed sorry i'm sure i've

enjoyed worse yeah exactly same yeah but just watching get me i love how it's like it's all fabricated who can watch this guy get married over and over again or something like are they just all fake weddings like okay all for the ratings yeah that's why d and i are married oh i'm released that video shoot what oh yeah it's okay i'll cut this out um so this was uh one of the reviews i just pulled up of lizard like towing because i just clicked uh this is just so wild okay so of the company here's one i suggest them to wear bulletproof vests because of the nature of the job amazing job adventurous dangerous thrilled not a job for a four-walled idiots i love bobby he shows that actions speak louder than words and then a series of commas i'm worried a little bit

and here's a if If you suggest some... Okay. At first, I was like, wow, this seems like a very serious threat against their lives. But now it's like a, wow, they live a badass, dangerous life. Yeah.

They're heroes. Yeah. So now Gary Five Stars loved it. And today I met Dennis, aka Dennis the Menace, in a grocery store he was the repose what does that mean he was the repose i don't know nice man october 19th 2021 anyway hmm that means very little to me okay i don't know who dennis is dennis the menace the menace minestrone

now that i can get behind okay um here's a review of orlando towing company in orlando florida so one star review by ellis this company is bad and the guy shouldn't have kids end of review whoa whoa that is personal that is quite a personal attack oh two people gave it a thumbs up though his kids got him um yeah who goes and sees that review and thinks, yeah, I got to thumbs this one up. Yeah, I get it, man. Like an ex-wife or something? Been there.

I don't know. Yeah, you've been liking things like that? No, I'm saying like this guy's reading this comment been like, oh, yeah, been there. Agree with you. Oh, I see. Kids were a bad move for this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to back you up on this.

There's a lot of projection happening potentially here. I would think. What else is new? Potentially. Allegedly. We're not lawyers. We're also not psychiatrists or trained mental health professionals. We are mental health professionals.

We just haven't been trained. Wait, wait. Sorry. I should have clarified. Yes. You're exactly right. Yeah. Okay.

That was all I got for my towing. Oh, nice. I got one more. Okay. That was all I got for my towing. Oh, nice. I got one more. Okay. This is very far from a redemption, though. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is the worst one I got. Oh, God.

I know. This is a review of Jimmy's Wrecker Service. It's a one-star review. This is by Sharon. Jerk. The idiot saw how isolated my house was and said he'd take $30 off my ticket if I'd give him a blowjob. I refused. He then charged me for 19 miles when it was nine.

I've complained to the Corporation Commission and DPS, but DPS won't touch it. This was back in April, and I'm still fighting them. The owner said the driver has never done this before. Bullshit. First time for everything. And maybe I did something to twist him off what stay away from jimmy's end of review first of all twist him off is an unfortunate very poor choice of words use of wording in this context yes absolutely uh it just bothers me

he's never done this before and then being like oh but you know what if he did do this you deserved it for some reason for twisting him off which again not a phrase i would like to be repeated or yeah in this context um oof oof doof that is a bad one yeah thank you for ending on that you're welcome i saw it no it was like this is just that's what i was's so many, like, maybe this was on my mind earlier when I said predatory practices, but this is very literal. Like, in the most literal sense. Yes, predatory practices.

I think I actually. You didn't want to end on that one, so you're finding another one? Yeah. Okay. I do have a redemption because I felt like I needed to lift our spirits after that. Abby Sheher wrote to us and said in the late afternoon of july 27 2021 my trusty 2013 hyundai accent was towed in the city of pittsburgh i'm not a steelers fan please still love me due to an emergency gas line leak the city had to tow my car and my car was

towed by mcgann and chester towing in. I had a great experience there, as good as one can have when your car is towed. You are late to work and then forced to pick up your car at 11 p.m. when your shift ends. This company is contracted with the city of Pittsburgh, so they get a lot of hate from people whose cars are towed by the city. And also said, by the way, she said, After reading these shitty reviews, I plan to leave my own five-star review after sending this email. I also included a precious redemption karma back to you abby she her p.s please give my sister nicole she her a shout out

if you read this she introduced me to your show in 2019 and my life has been forever changed as as a result this is a shout out for nicole end of shout out good job thank you you're professional um i love that like she showed me this my life has never been the same and it's like is that a compliment i'm like is nicole are you still speaking are we supposed to be apologizing right i feel like i'm not sure the vibe um but so here is a redemption um this is a five-star review by thacker excuse me by thacker thacker yeah okay is that a name i think so okay sounds like a name okay if you say so five stars stars. Excellent service. Super professional and detail-oriented.

Took outstanding care of my car. And the service was special vehicle towing. And here's a response from the owner. Thank you for taking the time to leave us this awesome five-star review, Thacker. Put our number in the contacts of your cell so you can reach us at any time. And then put the number in. And I just was like you can reach us at any time oh and then put the put the number in um and i just was like we needed a little bit of uh all the responses were like this is our job i know it seems unfair but like oh we're just doing our job yeah yeah uh the city

tells us what to do and we do it so i hope backer put their number in uh into their favorites yeah maybe even a Snap contact. I did that for House of Pies in L.A. Oh, yeah. So if House of Pies ever called me and my phone was on Do Not Disturb, they'd still reach me. And he has quite a rapport with them, even to this day. No.

It's been too long since I've been there. They haven't called you. Yeah. It's too bad. They got a vegan pie on there maybe someday it is la it is la okay cool so i guess it's my challenge time now yes it is now that i railroaded you into accepting my redemption that was not planned. What's your challenge about?

So this came from Hallie Sheher, who suggested finding reviews where someone dropped an item in the toilet but continued to use it. Because of my famous green pen. Famous green pen that famously returned to the surface and was used and loved for many more years. Many. I remember when I was like, oh, where is it now? And you were like, the fuck kind of question is that i don't know and for some reason i thought you had it

like on display i might have it in my shelf like back home i didn't i didn't know i thought in my head that i definitely don't have it like in a shrine like you do with your weird shit you find well okay uh oh wait wait maybe it is in one of my shrines. Yeah, probably. Maybe I was so impressed and I'd put it in its own shrine. I mean, it deserves it, but that's still really weird. I would say. It's like a Helga Pataki moment, you know?

That's exactly what I was thinking. Do you know what state Hey Arnold takes place in? It's something weird, because I always thought it was New York City. Yeah, it's like kind of look like i feel like they call the schools like ps whatever uh wasn't it like milwaukee or something really random washington state really yep no wonder he wore all that flannel or that plaid yeah i guess and oh fun fact no uh no major city in washington supposedly what i read was no major city in washington uses that format for their public schools yeah how weird so yeah but yeah the No major city in Washington, supposedly, what I read was no major city in Washington uses

that format for their public schools. Yeah, how weird. So yeah, but yeah, the creator confirmed that. Yep. Fun fact for you. Steve Bartlett? Maybe. I follow him on Instagram, but I think his first name is not Steve.

Craig Bartlett, sorry. It's Hillwood, Washington. Wow. Fictional city. So. Some things falling in toilets i this was so fun was so random and so easy so easy really yeah huh it happens a lot i i mean i guess it makes sense that would happen a lot lot, but like, since that day? No, I did. What did I drop in the toilet recently?

Never mind. I was going to say, I feel like it doesn't happen to me, but then I'm like, yeah, it probably happens at least once a year. It happens to me pretty regularly. Writing a review that mentions it would narrow it down enough where I thought it would be more of a challenge. Yeah, it was pretty easy. So the first review I have is of a novel called Future Feeling. I don't like the sound of dropping a novel in a toilet.

That sucks. Future Feeling, a novel by Joss Lake. And I'm going to give you a little synopsis here. An embittered dog walker obsessed with a social media influencer inadvertently puts a curse on a young man and must adventure into mysterious dimension in order to save him in this wildly inventive delightfully subversive genre non-conforming debut novel about illusion magic technology kinship in the emergent future wow a lot of themes i've never heard the genre non-conforming

like for a book kind of's kind of fun, right? That is a fun way to put it. I love it. And so here's a review by Tori Peters. This was like one of the, like in the book description, they had kind of some author reviews that they've received. Oh, funny. It wasn't like an Amazon review.

It was like listed. So this is a review by Tori peters author of detransition baby so this is a review of this book written by a different author yes and like kind of used as a testimonial type thing testimonial okay exactly and it mentions okay i'm like surprised by this and i'm very excited you will be pleased in a moment i devoured this funny charming book of trans friendships and sly cultural commentary a story about what sorry now i get the gender non-conformity sorry i get the genre non-conforming i feel like i didn't point out that this is like an lgbtqia like leaning that makes it a lot better because i was like wow that's so i've only heard that as gender

non-conforming so now the genre non-conforming how fun yeah what a fun little thing even better i hadn't even thought of that really until you just said it but that must be why i devoured this funny charming book of trans friendships and sly cultural commentary a story about what truly matters for those of us lost in the maelstrom of identity and media here's how unable i was to put it down. I accidentally dropped it in the toilet, fished it out, and kept right on reading. End of review.

Amazing. I was like, shit, that is... Amazing. Kept using it and loving it. That makes me happy. The next item I have is the Doctor Who 11th Doctor Sonic Screwdriver. Okay. On Amazon.

Don't know what it is, but I guess it's used for cosplay. Yep. It's just, I think, the main tool that the Doctor uses. Okay. That sounds about right, because it is a tool and it is Doctor Who. Okay. So this is a four-star review by nora i'm just posting bullets here but i did write a review for the sonic on my blog you can read it here and see

more pictures lame here's the bullet list of all the things that are lame feels too flimsy and fragile side buttons for lights and sounds don't work when claws are extended bottom buttons for effects is hard to use. Batteries aren't pre-installed, which would be fine if the screws for the compartment aren't hard to remove. No pen feature. A bit expensive for a toy. And here's the fantastic. Fun replica lights and sounds make it feel like a genuine sonic. Light volume makes it easy to carry around everywhere. Four sounds, too basic, too special. Despite the seemingly fragile casing, it's actually sturdy and holding up well. Just don't drop it.

Bonus, can sort of survive a dip in the water. I accidentally dropped it in the toilet while I was in costume at a convention. It shorted out at first and eventually the electronics stopped working, but after letting it dry overnight and a day under the sun, it was working normally again. Overall, while Eleven's sonic screwdriver doesn't have a pen feature like Tense, the sonic is good enough and a perfect prop for anyone who wants to play the doctor. End of review. Amazing.

What a wild like array, right? Yeah. It's like a book and now like a cosplay item. I mean, that sounds like something something an accessory that yeah yeah i could see myself dropping that in a toilet especially i was thinking like at a convention you're dressed up like you have extra you know layers layers accessories you're not used to carrying around exactly and i feel like it's a lot easier to drop something out of a pocket or whatever i i dropped something in the toilet recently and i don't know what it was i once dropped my glasses in the toilet okay that's a

good one um i mean yeah you know that's like a that's yeah i'm sure a lot of people could relate to that one um i've definitely dropped my phone in the toilet i don't think i have i did that once in high school and then i went back to uh trig or something yeah and i like laid out a bunch of paper towels and like started disassembling my blackberry and the problem was that the teacher the trigonometry teacher was also the dean of discipline and so he was like why do you have your phone out and i was like well i dropped in the toilet and he's like right but you're not supposed to have it at all so i got in really big trouble and my phone never worked again oh nice that's not a happy ending it was just a rough afternoon for me um i'm surprised i've never dropped my well i've never i don't know i'm surprised never

dropped my phone in the toilet ever you know what i don't know how i feel like this might be wrong but my gut is that because people who identify as women or use the women's bathroom often sit down to pee yeah so do i well it depends on where i am okay yeah unless i'm going like yeah like there's no there's never like a standing version of that and i feel like that's true if you're at a bar or something out in the bushes no that's a squat squatting okay yes i didn't mean like yeah yeah which then you'd probably drop it fair okay more likely but you know i feel like there's a lot more like up and down if you're not using a urinal yeah i don't know but i don't have a i don't like use a urinal most days because i'm not somewhere that has a urinal so you pee sitting

down yeah is that normal i like growing up i don't mean normal i just i'm like somewhere that has a urinal so you pee sitting down yeah is that normal i like growing up i don't mean normal i just i'm like is that with you and mom mom was very much like it's the polite thing to do especially like at someone else's house yeah so i normally so i just started doing that yeah oh sweet i don't see why not too no i certainly don't comfortable if i ever have a uh i get to use my phone if i ever have a son oh yeah i do use my phone at urinal so so um well well but see the phone things this is where we're getting into danger territory because the phone once it's out but the problem was i didn't even the phone fell out of my hoodie pocket during trig class it didn't even fall because i was using it yeah and i was like i was like mr v i promise i wasn't using it and he's like you're putting toilet water

all over my desk and i know you just wanted to play brick breaker in there yeah and he wasn't wrong i love brick breaker also in hindsight i bet mom just made me sit down because i peed all over the bath like all over the toilet it's not messy yeah as a kid yeah because blaze's mom had five boys and uh the stories i've heard yeah she probably should have asked them to sit down they didn't yeah i mean i don't know it's just no he still doesn't am i right no he doesn't but i don't know what's nor like i don't know what's like okay under like i think a lot of guys would be very surprised to hear me say that. That like I normally am sitting. No, yeah, I think I would be more likely the odd one out. Normal is not the word I'm trying to use.

I don't mean normal, but like what's it? Let's normalize men sitting to pee. Let's do it. Sitting is always better. I know, I don't get the whole thing. Sitting is better. I know, I'm with you. Sitting is better.

Dude, I'm with you. Just if it's a urinal, don't sit, though. That seems like a bad idea. Yeah. Or if it's a bidet, don't use it as a urinal. I've done that before because I didn't know it was a bidet. Yeah, that happens. Was it at my house?

You have a bidet? Yeah. Of course I didn't pee in your bidet. This was when I was a kid at Oma's house growing up. Oh. She had one. You think I peed in your bidet? I didn't even know you had a kid at Oma's house growing up. Oh. She had one. You think I peed in your bidet? I didn't even know you had a bidet.

You didn't? No. Where have you been? Not on your bidet. The other day you were like, you have a basement? I'm like, where? Yeah, I'm still surprised by that. I'm like, what do you think this trap door is?

Hello? Okay, but you don't go down there, do you? Yeah. Like, when when what's down there is there a whole room like is it big it's massive what really i mean it's not finished yeah no i knew that but yeah it's massive it's cool i'll show you okay it's what happened i told you i didn't know you it exists and you still haven't shown me it's creepy as fuck um i'll show you okay sorry that was quite a tangent but um the next thing i have for you is of a phone and it's It exists and you still haven't shown me. It's creepy as fuck. I'll show you. Okay, sorry. That was quite a tangent.

But the next thing I have for you is of a phone. And it's the Sprint Sanyo SCP-2700 cell phone in pink. Now, I'm going to send you a picture. So this is the product. It's a classic. Oh. Oh, wow. It is.

How would you describe it? It looks like a knockoff blackberry yeah it's like mid 2000 it's like an older phone right 2009 so this is like back before really this is a phone from 2009 yeah why was it that bad in 2009 yes Yes. That's when I had my Blackberry. Wow. Yeah. It was not great phones back then. And this one even has like kind of, it's not a smartphone. But the iPhone existed then. Yeah, but people.

So did the Motorola Razr V3 though, apparently. Exactly. I had a Razr at that point. I didn't have an iPhone until after college. No, neither did I, but. I feel like that just wasn't like as prominent yeah um so this is a five-star review by holly verified purchase and the title is if you're not interested in smartphone so uh they reviewed this on september 9th of 2013

okay so i guess four years after this phone was released i love it it is my second one to own the first was dropped in toilet by two-year-old still worked then dropped in glass of orange juice yes still worked had it about three years and had to replace. Love it. So that's unfortunate. But that is quite... Impressive. Quite impressive. I was impressed. Yeah. Especially if it was a two-year-old.

It didn't specify. But I think it probably was not. The toilet was definitely the two-year-old. Yeah, but the orange juice not necessarily. Not necessarily. How does one drop... It has to be... How else would you drop a phone in orange juice?

Right? Yeah, it also... I feel like that has to be intentional in some way, like movement-wise. I can't imagine a scenario where you accidentally drop... I can. You're holding your phone and you pick up a glass of orange juice to carry them together. And then you drop the phone.

I don't know. The glass would have to be pretty big to... Well, I guess this thing's not very big. I think it had to be stuck in the orange juice by a two-year-old. Perhaps. Yeah. But yeah, so it's basically this kind of like

sprint, like old school pink flowery phone with like a QWERTY keyboard. You know. They don't build them like they used to. Am I right, folks? They certainly don't. And I'm very thankful. Planned obsolescence. Thankful for it.

I read a lot of that. And I'm like, you dropped it in a toilet. Don't actually ask. Act like they did this on purpose. And then this is my oh no i have two more so far hold on i just want to recap so far we have a book we have a doctor who accessory and we have a cell phone yes cool i feel like it's going to get more boring here because I now have an IFAX snowproof. Snowproof? Okay.

An IFAX snowproof impermeable dirtproof case for iPhone 6 Plus. Wow. Love the snowproof. Like, well, if it's frozen. When you said snowproof, the last thing I expected was an iPhone case. Yeah. And here we are. Snowproof.

I think it's a way of getting out of saying waterproof when it's not waterproof. Yeah. But, like, if it hits the snow, like, you're fine. I'm serious. I don't know. I don't know either. Okay. So, this is a five-star review by Dez.

And it says, definitely an item needed with toddlers. Verified purchase. By Des, and it says, definitely an item needed with toddlers. Verified purchase. Actually, it says, compra verificada, because my Amazon keeps switching to Spanish. Very rarely do I ever give five stars, but I've had my phone cover for almost a year, and I'm impressed with this case. I'm now buying two more before they are gone.

My son is three and a half and autistic. He plays with my phone constantly and I'm not lying when I say this phone has been dropped, thrown, even once hit my wood stove. It's taken extreme abuse including dropped in toilet, wading pool, and dog's water dish. Left outside overnight and yes I do try to keep it away from him but he's fast and sneaky. But'm thankful this phone cover is built well i've been told by friends and family how lucky i was my phone still works fine and have given them the name of this case to several people because what they've witnessed now the cons cannot use my beats headphones as they don't fit well in the adapter or at the bottom of the case itself and the mute lever on the side is a pain because it doesn't work well at times or at all and have to open case reset the case notch only to have to redo it a couple days later and my son also gets the black

rubber stopper at charger area to keep water out and well choose on it but compared to the other cases i had before this one this is only case i will use one great note about my experience also is whenever something goes wrong with my iphone my boy always manages to fix it for me at age three and a half. Wow. End of review. I think it's shaping up where now whenever I buy a new product, I got to search reviews for toilet because these are some very convincing arguments for these products. The product did have like 2.8 out of 5 stars. Maybe not then.

But I mean, the fact that. But I think if that's what you're looking for like that it can withstand water then like go for it yeah but you know we didn't hear like did it withstand uh a light breeze a light maybe not um maybe not uh so you know yeah i guess it depends um you know but so far i'm like just hearing each one of these reviews. I'm like, you know what? That's kind of convincing. And as someone who will soon have a toddler, I was thinking the same thing for you.

Oh God. I got it. Really? She already puts everything in her mouth. Like my phone goes in her, everything goes in her mouth. Um, so I imagine it's going to be an adventure. All right. This is my last one. one um and it was my

favorite this is a five-star review by janice of the sony nwz e3448 gigabyte e-series walkman video mp3 player in black why are all these really old did you get like not only are you on spanish-speaking uh amazon but you transported back 10 years well today i did get i realized i was not on incognito because today i did get like continue shopping for and it was that weird pink phone you can buy those still yeah i mean i think they're like used and like yeah you know but still yeah if anything strikes your fancy let me know weird it's i mean it's like people who i mean like a lot of places they use beepers like medical things because it's if it works you know if it works it works so this is a walkman video mp3 player. I have bought a Walkman the past five years.

Have you? Yeah. Well, you're in good company because Janice reviewed this on July 26, 2016. So really not that long ago. And she posted the following. Bought mine reconditioned two years ago. Left it in pants through washing machine and dryer.

Dropped in toilet. Two years after all this, it finally died of old age. I miss my baby almost as much as I miss my 40-something kids. End of review. Oh, 40-something like 40-year-old. That's what I'm gathering. I was like, holy

shit. But I was like... That's a biblical number gathering i was like holy shit but i was like that's a biblical number i was like i don't blame you for missing the phone more or the walkman more than 40 children all the names of the kids you can't even remember um but yeah so uh she wrote i miss my baby in all capital letters with quotes around it i miss my baby okay to make it clear that it's not her actual a real baby um almost as much as i miss my 40 something year old kids i'm assuming which is weird that the age would come up at all i guess i guess i guess that makes it a little more funny and not like like if it were my eight year old i'd be like i miss my kids i'd be like are you oh where are you yeah are you okay okay i i get why they would add the age

like maybe like you know another way of putting it would be like i miss my grown kids or something but i think that yeah um but yeah i also love like it went through a washing machine and dryer and dryer by the way, which I love that. Yeah, you gotta dry it somehow. It's true. Dropped in toilet. And then two years later, it died of old age. And I'm like, are you sure that it wasn't a pre-existing condition that maybe you caused two years earlier? I don't know. Maybe not.

Maybe not. Maybe not. But probably so. But probably perhaps so. And it's kind of funny because it like plays MP3 videos, which now I'm like. Which I'm like, what? So obsolete now. Yeah. For the most part, like with YouTube and everything being free. Yeah.

So anyway, those are my reviews of Toilet. Wow. Nailed it though. I didn't find a pen being. Actually, I didn didn't really look i should look for a pen being dropped in the toilet if it if you had many options it's hard to like yeah narrow down the product but dang you got a wide wide array i thought so that was quite a wide array yeah i'm impressed thank you i was worried at first because i thought they were all going to be like mp3s or like phones or whatever but yeah we got a book a book there were actually multiple books i just picked the one i liked the most like the review like the most but there were multiple people who were like it went in the toilet and i kept reading which i mean i guess makes sense if you're reading a book

on the toilet instead of playing like candy crush like me or like tiktoks yeah no that's true i'm surprised i haven't dropped a book in the toilet. You know what? Next time I drop something in the toilet, I'll let everybody know. Please don't send a photo, but yeah, I would love to know. Here we go. I just typed in pen dropped in toilet review. Here's what I got from Quora.com.

I dropped my vape in the toilet. Should I still use it? Don't put that in your mouth. Man, I don't put that in your mouth um man i don't know here's one vaping vaping underground.com can you hear me scream dropped it in the toilet what can you hear me scream i was gonna the amount of people i typed pen they're all about vap, vaping next to the toilet. Wow. So I dropped my vape in a toilet. I'm paranoid it'll be bad for me. Well, I have news for you.

Yeah, it's a little. Who wants to break the news? That's pretty funny. Yeah, I don't know, though. Like, OK, I'm there's grosser stuff than toilet water that you. Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, it's grosser stuff than toilet water. Yeah. So, I don't know. I mean, it's true.

I feel like that's something that you can probably figure out where you can use your vape again. Like, if someone told me they dropped their vape in the toilet and then have used it since, I wouldn't be disgusted. Is that gross, though? It's gross, but I would hope that they cleaned it. Well, yes. I'm not saying they cleaned it. Well, yes. I'm not saying they popped it right in. We're like, let me suck all the water out. I don't know how vapes work.

It's not like that. I don't think it's like that. I mean, to be fair, I'm not usually the right person to ask about these kind of things. Because, I don't know. I'm like, whatever. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't faze me. I'm not saying that my view should be the right

the way to view it i think we might be wrong but i agree with you i'd be like whatever keep using it yeah whatever just like wipe a lysol wipe over yeah but i mean maybe we're in the minority like if you dropped your vape in the toilet and gave it to leona i'd have a bit of an issue yeah but if it was just uh if it hadn't been dropped in the toilet at all and i gave it to leona you'd be like okay better yeah as long as it's got that cotton candy flavor she likes obviously i would mess with a good thing i'm a cool uncle what can i say yeah i'm a cool mom okay yeah okay yeah anyway so that is that thank you everybody we already did do we already announce i think we're doing perfect waffle homes and cat cafes oh my god yep nailed it i don't know i don't know what the challenges are but we'll figure it out one of us

is gonna have to figure it out so we'll see you then and hopefully see you at our live shows in june everybody please buy tickets i love you and i'll love you more if you buy tickets we can all go tanning and we can't what we can go tanning in hawaii oh if you come to our ohio yeah if you want if you want that hawaii show everybody that you all are begging us for amanda's the only one who doesn't want to go for some reason yeah amanda's not invited anyway. Yeah, but Amanda, if you do come to Ohio, maybe we will have a show in Hawaii. Yep.

Everyone pressure Amanda into coming to Ohio. Come on, come on. Anyway. Beach2Sandy.com slash tour. Thanks, y'all. Alright, well we'll see you next week. Talk to you then. Bye-bye.