Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 190: Reviews of Cemeteries

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

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who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Bing bong. Time to go. Where are we going? To Yelp.elp oh like headquarters or i don't understand what's happening we're gonna riot and free all the bunnies from what what bunnies wait why are there bunnies there well you never know if they're testing oh no they are no don't sue me yelp i know you have you're racking up reasons to sue me this is

probably over 45 000 but what would they even do see oh is this a three-star bunny a four-star bunny or a five-star bunny they would sick the karens on them no it's dangerous say it ain't so okay sorry you said you had something to start with yeah i was trying to give you a little volley for it that was not what I wanted. I accidentally... You did the opposite of what I wanted. I accidentally spiked it into the ground. Yes.

On our side. Yeah. You did not in a good way. No, no, in a bad way. Right in front of my own body. Right in front. Imagine a coach. You spiked it right in front of your own body this is such a weird

way you're triggering me back to middle school i'm so sorry okay anyway i've got something uh it's actually a poem it's gonna okay it's not from me it's from megan she her okay who also has a june 4th birthday well it's also named megan but okay it's fine i'll take it hi megan happy birthday happy birthday so here is a poem based on where the cold air lives okay all right megan you've won me over it doesn't take much which is from a couple weeks ago when we did our toddler beds episode we there was cold air lives. Someone said that a bed is on the floor where the cold air lives. Correct.

And we talked about it sounding like a story or something. And someone actually on Twitter, I think, mentioned that it sounds like where the red fern grows. That's maybe what I was thinking of because I said it's something about reading in middle school. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe that was on Discord.

That is probably where my mind was. Yeah. So here's a poem called Where the Cold Air Lives. Up on the highest of mountains, where the snow flies all year, that's where the cold air lives. In the deep, dark basement, where the ghosts haunt and howl, that's where the cold air lives. Between the ice cubes and the frozen peas, where the last ice cream sandwich gets hidden, that's where the cold air lives. Between the ice cubes and the frozen peas, where the last ice cream sandwich gets hidden, that's where the cold air lives.

In a toddler's bedroom, where the bed rests on the floor, that's where the cold air lives. End of poem. That was beautiful. I was trying to keep my mouth shut, but I couldn't help but laugh at that last line. Megan, that was beautiful.

You are a talent. You are a talent. You are a talent. Superstar. I love that. I can't wait until we come up with some sort of pin idea for where the cold air lives. Just like a bed. I don't know. A bed with no legs. So sad.

Wow. Alexander, that was poignant. It was touching. Heartwarming. I thought it would be a good start It was touching. Heartwarming. I thought it would be a good start to this episode. Excellent start. Thank you for sharing that. All right, so this week we are moving on to cemeteries. This was a wild one that we tossed into the Patreon and Patreon voted for it.

They wanted it. It was your idea. It was my idea yeah um and i know we did one in new orleans once but it's been a while so uh i do actually have some more new orleans yeah do you have any like cincinnati local ones um no okay so this won't come up naturally so i'm gonna force it in right now. Excellent. When I say dog statues, pet cemetery to you, what comes to mind? That place where mom and I tried to take the statue. Okay. Yeah.

Blaze has told me about that last night. Oh. And was like, yeah, they wanted to steal these dog statues. I didn't know it was at a cemetery until we got there. And I was like, Christine, is that a cemetery? And she's like, I didn't know it these dog statues. I didn't know it was at a cemetery until we got there. And I was like, Christine, is that a cemetery? And she's like, I didn't know it was a cemetery. I didn't. Okay, here's, now I got, okay.

Blaze said earlier, I told Alexander a story. And I went, that doesn't sound like a good thing. So I was hoping you'd have reviews of the cemetery so I could bring it up. I didn't even think of that. I didn't know it was a mom and i were driving around we weren't drunk because we were driving around we would never do that so i don't know what the explanation is except that the moon was backwards that day i don't know something was wrong the moon was in retrograde no i don't know what was going on, but we saw this cute dog statue just on the side of the road.

And yes, it was attached to a column. Just on the side of the road. It was attached to a column and a gate, I think, and a driveway. But we were like, cool. And so we tried to pick it up and it didn't come off. There's a photo of me trying to... You were just going to take it? I don't understand.

I don't either. And so then one day, I thought to myself, this is probably 10 years ago, I thought to myself, Blaze. Oh, yeah, he was there. We had just started dating. And I said, oh, my gosh, my mom's birthday is coming up. I want to get her this dog statue. Oh, my God. So I said, Blaze, will you help my mom's birthday is coming up. I want to get her this dog statue. Oh, my God. So I said, Blaze, will you help me get this dog statue into my car?

So we pull up on the side of the road and Blaze goes, Christine, this is a pet cemetery. It's so awesome. Regardless of what it was. I didn't know. And so, of course, I was like, was like oh my god thank god this thing was securely attached to a column yes um thank god blaze read the sign i love how it's like oh now that it's a pet cemetery it's not okay it just felt extra sacrilegious like it felt extra fucked up yeah there'd be more guilt associated absolutely um if it were just. Absolutely. You could have a little guilt for the other

thing. You'd brush it off, though. You'd live your life. If it were just, like, someone's driveway... The comments on that news report of someone stole... It would be like, what kind of monster would steal a statue from a pet cemetery? Like, what if it was in honor of

the person who owned it, their dog or something? Christina. I know. No, I know. And that's why I freaked the frick out. Like, we would see that article and be like, holy fuck, people are terrible. Like, what a psycho. Like, I would have been so just disappointed in that person, you know?

Exactly. And so I feel. But now, everybody, if you read a news article like that remember it might just be your friendly neighborhood podcaster um doing a little bit of a good old larceny how and how i mean who does that you know i have no idea i'm trying to find it because i really want to see and make sure christina did you find it no but i don't think it no matter what i'm not gonna be like oh yeah i get it i think it was by spring grove cemetery i really should have put that together you know but i didn't so i don't know i can't find it i'm gonna look for it okay well good luck

i'll let you know anyway thanks a lot Blaze Someone else probably stole it Honestly it's possible and I swear I swear it wasn't me I know it sounds like it was It really does but okay But it was and I promise you I promise Okay who wants to go first? You go I've brought a lot to the table already

You keep doing that Every episode So many brain tumors to talk about it's just like never ending hypothetical brain tumors my my sorry hypothetical benign brain tumors hypothetical benign brain tumors exactly so this is a review of hollywood forever cemetery nice which is quite famous i've never been i never went inside i have did you go see a movie there no but m took me once oh fun on a it wasn't a scavenger hunt but it was like an adventure where m took me on our friendiversary

to all the different places where there's i've seen that video yes you're in it i'm in that video yeah youtube video um it's like our most viewed youtube video because we just randomly put it up and like i actually got subpoenaed because of that video you fucking with me i'm not kidding because there was a i was standing outside the um the house in koreatown where they filmed american horror story yeah and there's a shot of me like standing in front of it and m's like explaining and it's on um westchester place yeah yeah which i think now we can maybe say we lived on that street yeah at the time i couldn't obviously

say that like no connection to that street anymore yeah but so at the time we lived there so it's just a few blocks away and i guess i filmed american horror story there so i'm standing in front of it and em's like telling me about it and then like a year later i got an email from this lawyer and it had a screenshot of me standing in front of this house. And it's like the least flattering picture ever. But it's like, I think it's still on Google. It's me standing in front of this house. And there's like all these documents.

And he's subpoenaing me on behalf of the people who live there because they're trying to like sue because people kept trying to break in and take photos there and climb. And they were like we want you to give the history of the house oh interesting as an expert witness and i was like no to like talk about why it's reasonable to assume people would go in there something like that yes it was something like that justify why they're yeah like explain the backstory of this house because they had just bought it and i'm realizing now i said subpoenaed i was not subpoenaed because i was not forced i was not forced to go testify but i was request i was asked to testify multiple times and i was like no thank you especially because i am not an expert yeah you i could not imagine like that's not

something i legitimately don't even know how they found that random video it's not like we wrote i don't think we wrote in the description like that we were at the house i truly don't know but yeah so they wanted me to go testify in court that this house has this history and yeah the xyz is why people might break in and threaten their privacy and security anyway that video in that video i also went to the hollywood forever cemetery and we just hung out in the grass with geo it was lovely beautiful cemetery a lot of famous people buried there and so i read a lot of reviews and this is a one-star review by a local guide named one two overpriced and they don't even say hello when you come through the door and they have peacocks running around who might defecate on your grandmother's grave end of review oh no is that

true there are literally i wouldn't be i'm not surprised because i was like if this is a joke review but it there are actual peacocks running around that's part of the whole i believe aesthetic of the place aesthetic so if you don't want peacocks defecating on your grandmother's grave not the place i mean there's gonna be birds defecating where they're gonna defecate outside so i don't think you really have much of a choice it might as well be peacocks that's what i'm thinking i unless peacock poop is particularly nasty yeah i i see i say why not why not yeah of all animals i mean i do understand if people like bring their dogs in and they poop all over the place and you don't pick it up especially if you're going to visit and like

sit at the graveside yeah i totally agree bird live live in its life loving its life, loving its life amongst the dead. Hey. Hey. Fertilizing the grass, I guess. I don't know. Yep. Doesn't rain much there, so. Also, like.

We could use some poop and pee. Yeah. That's how that, I think, works. Your dog pee is very good for grass. Yeah, you put it in a sprinkler. When there's a drought, they ask you to just... That's why there are all those signs on people's yards saying, please have your dog pee in my yard.

I hope, yeah. I also hope it's okay. I took your orange pee jug and I'm going to attach it to our hose later. Oh, good. I know you needed that for medical purposes, but I think I'm going to actually water my roses with it. I might just get more tomorrow. More pee? Yeah, no, more jugs. and i'll just give you one every 24 hours cool i can probably like um rig like a little attachment that has like a holes in it and just sprinkle it around

the rose watering can yeah the watering can um but yeah so i i also just like they don't say hello when you come through the door of the cemetery which like i would hope they wouldn't unless hello and welcome hello i hope you have a splendid day visiting your loved one's grave i mean person seems i mean i granted it is a tourist attraction but yeah it's like well there's gotta there's probably a line somewhere that they don't want to cross into like making it a yeah it that much of an attraction. It's a hard line to find, I imagine, between like they host movie nights there, right? Yeah.

And having legitimately family members come visit their loved ones. Yeah. So, yeah, that's a tough line. And I think that's why they toss the peacocks in just to throw everybody off the set. It's like there are peacocks here, so it must be something. It's just confusion all around. I'm going to read my first one from an email. It's from Ginger, who sent in a review

of the Dry Creek Cemetery in Boise, Idaho. This is a four-star review. The ground is pretty dry and there's not much space between each dead person, but no complaints from Grandma. End of review. Oh my gosh! I love those kinds of reviews. I feel like

I had those in the last cemetery ones. You did! They're just so funny to me. Nice little sense of humor thrown in there. You gotta watch Grandma show up in your dreams that night and be like, oh yeah yeah you think i'm happy being so close to sharon next door how's this for a complaint how's this for a complaint you got peacocks running all around running amok no one's tidying up so rude um well i actually have a review of forest lawn cemetery which is in glendale californ, also near where we used to live.

And this is a once-review by Johnny that kind of made my jaw drop. Uh-oh. Yeah. Somehow these people knew when a dear family member had died, which was creepy. But the weirdest part is they addressed it to stiff family like it's some type of joke wtf and there's a photograph with the header from forest lawn funerals cremation cemeteries uh with the website everything phone number and then the mailing address and they they put their thumb over the address but it says stiff family oh my god and uh i did kind of do a little

googling and this person who posted their last name starts with a j but i went and did some post uh some searching and there is a family buried there with that last name so i don't know if that's so this person assumed it was like a but just happened to get him to the totally wrong family with like no all words that's brutal right when your family member dies and so this photo has oh that's true because it's relevant it's not like a random thing in the mail somehow they found out that like our loved one had passed and we're sending like hey like an advertisement basically uh and so the caption is stiff family you guys are for real. And that's the photo. But it is really alarming to see the actual letter letterhead and then like the actual mailing address.

Yikes. So anyway. Oh, boy. Well, my next one is of the Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris, France. I don't know if I said that correctly at all, but I tried. So I'm just going to read the first sentence. There's more to it, but that's all you need to hear. But for some context, lots of famous people buried here.

Who do you think's buried here? The most famous cemetery in France, and also some people call it the most famous cemetery in the world. Edith Piaf. Yes. No way. Yep. Listen, I'm trying.

That was my first thought too. It's funny. Oh, damn. No, you and I, we're both just really impressive. Jacques Brel. Just kidding. He's still alive. He's still alive.

He's alive and well and living in Paris. Maybe. Actually, I don't know where Jacques Brel. He died on like some island. I say some island. I believe it was like a country. Madagascar or something. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Where's his grave? French Polynesia. Wow. Okay. At the Calvary Cemetery where Paul Gauguin is buried as well. Okay. So who else is buried at this place? I don't know. I'm thinking, what's his name?

The airport? Charles de Gaulle? Oh, maybe. I don't know. Charles. Okay, I'm going to stop making you guess because I keep sorry. I'm just thinking of French people. He is buried at the something, something. A famous churchyard.

Not there. No. Some other famous people. Chopin. Jim Morrison. And Oscar Wilde. Oh, my. It's like really random.

Like some of these people, I was like, oh, huh. Interesting. We got a lot of artsy fartsy's in there. Very artsy fartsy. And here's a three-star review about it. This is by Tommy. This is an amusement park for Tomb Raiders. End of review.

Oh my god, no! No! Stop! Why are you saying that? Oh, God. Yeah. I don't, I think they meant it not, I don't think they actually meant, like, if you actually want to raid the, they didn't think about what they were saying as much, I don't think. I think they were trying to say something like, oh, this is an amusement park for someone who likes to check out graves.

Oh, I see. Because there's so many famous people. Okay. I was thinking like these people all had... Like valuables or something? Yeah, like big bangles. Okay, bangles. Oh, I don't know.

Or maybe not anymore since they've all been tomb raided. True. No, they did. Their security is wild, apparently. So there's someone who calls herself a goth YouTuber who went and she and her husband, I believe, were kicked out by security because of how they were dressed and how they looked. And the same trip, they were kicked out of the Louvre for the same reasons. Oof.

They weren't allowed in the Louvre. The French, like, kind of take shit seriously. Yeah, there was a French person who was responding, like, our security here, like, we don't give a shit. We're going to, like, kick you out if we want to kind of thing. You know, that happened. It seemed very, like. That happened at one of the New Orleans cemeteries

where somebody left a review being like, we had a great time. But then as we were leaving, security said that if we came back, we couldn't be dressed that way because we made other people uncomfortable. Yeah. I was like, okay. And the point that I think people were making about this cemetery is you've got people like artists you've got people like oscar wilde buried there and you're gonna like kick someone out because of how how they look and the makeup they wear and the clothes they wear come on they're not wearing the same bangles true you know they didn't have one of those like nurse lanyards oh snap back yeah oscar wilde loved those he did

he had a bunch i think they're all buried with him oh shoot i wasn't supposed to say that because now people are going to grave rob him christina those are so valuable i'm sorry that was a secret within within each bangle community oh i was i'm trying to think of what community we could be a part of that would hold the secret that was a special she for wild nurse Madness LLC. Nurse lanyards. Okay. Here is a review. This is also of Forest Lawn Cemetery, which, by the way, being a greater Los Angeles cemetery, also has some famous people buried here. I think actually Michael Jackson is entombed here. Are you going to look it up for me?

Sure. Thank you. I went to the one where Marilyn Monroe and Frank Zappa's buried. That's over by... Is that Forest Lawn? I don't think that's Forest Lawn. Sammy Davis Sr. is buried there. Walt Disney's parents, I think?

This is very confusing. Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. I just Googled, where's Michael Jackson buried? Forest Lawn, California. Why is it not telling me things like Michael Jackson? I don't know. Oh, because there's so many. Lucille Ball?

Yeah, Star Studded Cemetery, it's called. Bob Barker? Not that he's dead. I'm just saying he will be. Sorry. Oh my God, I was like, that's in our- Not that he will be dead. I'm saying he will be buried there.

He will be. He's not dead, but he will be. So friendly. I'm sorry saying he will be dead. I'm saying he will be buried there. He will be. He's not dead, but he will be. So friendly. I'm sorry. Wow. Do you know how old Bob Barker is? 98. Damn it.

That's wild. Yep. Okay. Can I read just a review? Please. Sorry. Please. Okay.

Okay. So one star by Liz, who is incidentally from Hollywood, Florida, according to her Yelp page. My partner and I came to Los Angeles for the first time and I was looking forward to visiting the cemetery. I must say it is a stunning place from their views to the way it's kept impeccable. It's definitely a work of art on its own.

I loved how heavenly it feels there. The views alone are breathtaking. The following is the reason why I am only leaving them a star. I must say, I was beyond disappointed with the fact I was not allowed to visit Jean Harlow's grave, who is one of my favorite actresses of all time. I waited almost 29 years to finally make it to LA and looked beyond forward to at least viewing her grave and paying my respects, but the security guard didn't allow me to. I felt like almost begging her, but then I realized I should never have to do that. I understand that no photography is allowed, and it wasn't even about taking a selfie or none of

that, but no matter what, I left that mausoleum heartbroken and with tears in my eyes. I was not able to neither visit other golden Hollywoodllywood era celebrities graves and pay my respect because the doors where they were laid to rest are locked it's really annoying for us fans of these big hollywood stars to not be able to visit their graves at least since some of us were not born when they lived end of review what how out of touch do you have to be to feel like you deserve you are owed a chance to look at their final resting place. I mean it's not like in life you would have been owed to meet them or something.

Yeah. And here's a response from business owner. Oh okay. Hello Liz. Thank you for visiting Forest Lawn Glendale. It is a beautiful memorial park with areas that are open to the public and others that are private at the request of their family. Forest Lawn is honored when families choose to entrust us with their loved ones,

and in return, Forest Lawn will honor, respect, and uphold the wishes of the family. As you discover, there are some individuals at rest in areas that are private and simply not available to the public. Thank you, Liz. Signed, Vice President. Perfect. So true. Say your relative was Gene Harlow or like michael jackson or somebody

like you you know people are gonna go and like leave stuff or write stuff or mess with like you don't want that yeah i mean why would you yeah i don't know and why it's people like this who feel like they have they're like entitled they're entitled to it. They're entitled to this. So who knows what the hell they're going to do when they get to see it. First of all, I waited almost 29 years. At that point, just say you almost waited 30. I don't know why you're saying almost 29. That's a weird thing to say. That is really specific.

I almost waited 29 years to visit Jean Harlow's grave. Well, you didn't do very good research if you thought that... You had 29 years to look into this. You really should have just looked it up and I'd probably tell you you can't see it. research if you thought that you know you really should have just looked it up and i'll probably tell you you can't see it but anyway my god people are wild about this stuff i like that she's like i almost begged and then i thought i don't have to do that i shouldn't have and i love i was like i shouldn't have to beg to see this grave it's like you shouldn't have to see this no the security guard was probably like thank god thank god she didn't beg me uh my next one this is my last like actual review i have like a little thing after this but um this is of the el toro memorial park

in um lake forest california As a five-star review. Okay. This is by Luann. My dad and I went here in response to a posting on a bird watching site that said a particular bird was hanging out here. We wanted to see it, so we drove over, armed with only an address, thinking we were going to a city or regional park okay i'm sorry i'm already like so startled every five seconds because i hear like okay bird watching what and

then i hear armed with and i was like armed with what a slingshot to me i'm like oh this is so and you're like i'm like why are you so i'm just like on edge for some reason i'm going to cemetery looking for a bird armed with... Yeah. Okay. Just try to keep in mind, it's a five-star review. Right, okay. Very positive. I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. So armed with only an address, thinking we were going to a city or regional park. But we were surprised and thought we were lost when it turned out to be a memorial park,

aka cemetery. We drove in anyway. There were so many people decorating with fresh flowers for Dia de los Muertos. The orange marigolds and zinnias were spectacular against the green lawn, and they smelled so wonderful. There were also a lot of white rose arrangements and some flags going up for Veterans Day. Despite the fact that it wasn't exactly where we were expecting to end up at that time, we were very impressed. We drove around, slowly and respectfully, and we never did see our bird, but we enjoyed the park.

We both agreed that would be a lovely place for someone to end their days at. Just not us. Yet. End of review. Side note, not yet. Wait, that's really sweet. Yeah, I kind of like that. Did I tell you I've been getting into birds?

Okay, let's leave that for another day. Fuck no. Let's leave that for our aviaries episode or whatever. Specific birds. Like you see what's around your house or something? No, just crows and grackles. You're just getting into crows and grackles? Yeah.

Okay. So anyway. You you're smart so cool i like that um i like that there's some sort of forum where these have been spotted or where did they see that it was spotted there some posting i don't know um it's because it sounds a little bit like geocaching yes no that's what i was thinking, too, of like, oh, there's but I assume someone said, oh, I saw some like one at El Toro Memorial Park on birdwatching.com. I don't know what website. I am so excited about that. That's so fun. It was a specific birdwatching site. Did it say it's this person and their dad? Uh-huh.

That's so cute. Isn't that fun? Like they went and went for their to see if they could find a bird. We're like, oh like oh wait this is a cemetery let's be respectful but let's just check it out and they didn't find their bird but they still left a five-star review i don't know that's just kind of nice that was a very um uplifting review yeah this person has left nine five-star reviews six four-star and no i love this person see this is what happens when you get into birds positive positive attitude um i love that i love that so much and i wish that i didn't just have negative shit to bring now but okay whatever here we are so uh st louis cemetery

number one is in new orleans and this is the famed one with the nicholas cage pyramid that i spoke of recently yes um uh it's most of the complaints are because it requires a an entrance fee and a tour guide to enter they require you to be part of a licensed tour to enter the cemetery and it costs 20 to go in that is a way i mean it's expensive but like i mean i assume family members can go in for free i'm not sure i assume so as well because honestly if you want to keep people away from your loved ones graves or i mean i don't know there's a way that can support the cemetery. Yeah, so the Catholic Church operates a cemetery. And the diocese says that the $20 fee goes toward upkeep.

But there is a lot of contention. There is some contention there. Because people say that the money isn't really going to upkeep the cemetery. So, I don't know. There's a lot of arguments back and forth um but it's to pay for all of nicholas cage's uh pyramids it's just to keep keep the uh it's probably just full of cash i was just thinking what's inside that pyramid who knows every single every 20 bill um and oh my gosh remember because i said they can't take your final resting place

oh because it's full of the archdioceses like cash so he filled it with cash he's like that's where i'll keep it then oh that's you don't get to touch it oh that's funny okay this is all alleged it's not even alleged it's not even true anybody sues me. It's all a big joke, okay? But this is a three-star review by Bill, who's a little confused. Unfortunately for us, we couldn't find the entrance. Now, we didn't walk around the entire cemetery, only about half, but I thought it was strange that security was so high and access is so limited. The thought is intriguing.

We've never seen anything quite like it. It's such a strong wall around the outside. Okay, first of all... What's happened? Is this the fortress? I've been to the cemetery. It's not hard to get in. Like, I mean, you have to pay.

I'm weird. But it's not like there's a mysterious... Is he in the pyramid? Secret entrance. Maybe he's trying to get in. He's trying to mysterious in the pyramid secret entrance maybe he's trying to get into oh that makes sense yeah there's just like that quote from national treasure at the bottom he's like how mysterious it is intriguing that's like peeing on it to try to like reveal the hidden messages what on earth you have a pee fixation christina i'm peeing in a jug today let me go okay um but there's more don't they no i know sorry uh don't they in national treasure pour water on like oh maybe the uh what's his thing with the old white fucks what that are carved into a mountain

oh mount rushmore yeah um they pour water on mount rushmore don't they go to mount rushmore and like pour a bottle of water to reveal something? That sounds like a whole video you and I made when we were trying to make National Treasure 4 or something. That's why I think that this person might be peeing. It wasn't a thing of pee fixation. It was because they didn't allow him to bring a water bottle in or his pee jug. So he had to hold some pee for the pyramid. Pyramid.

It's all coming together. This is some national treasure mystery. It's starting to make sense. No, it's not. The thought is intriguing. We've never seen anything quite like it with such a strong wall around the outside. It really gives it a lot of character,

and you know it definitely has history. It did, however, from where we could peek in, remind me of the Princess and the Frog. End of review. What? I told you he's confused. I mean... Doesn't that take place in New Orleans? It does.

Okay. The idea is, yeah, okay, it's a very classic New Orleans-style cemetery with a lot of above-ground... so you get it like yeah right what's your problem with him i get it makes so much sense but like how okay i just don't i'm kidding i made how confused he is what did he call the wall sturdy a strong wall around the outside i'm like well yeah it's just a it is a big wall but it is also a cemetery in a city so yeah funny whatever anyway your turn oh my turn this is uh my last thing okay it was a yelp blog thing oh those forums i was gonna say i love those but i really hate them and it's so fun because they're always so old. Like, this is from 2008. Oh, my gosh.

I was 15 when people were posting on here. That's just weird to me. Okay, here's the post. The original post by Rebecca is, where is the kinkiest place you've ever done sex? Done sex? And then the first comment by Rebecca is, may the best kinkiest place win. Oh, God. comment by Rebecca is may the best kinkiest place win. And then we got a response from Loretta who says

has anyone done it in a graveyard? I want to do it on someone's tombstone and get possessed or something. Dot dot dot. What? Okay. So then Kevin comes in. Oh for god's sake. And replies. I thought you were going to say reports it. I then Kevin comes in. Oh, for God's sake.

And replies. I thought you were going to say reports it. I was like, thank you. Replies to the question, has anyone done it in the graveyard? Kevin says, actually, yes, years ago. Although it may only half count. We were in my car on the cemetery grounds, not actually on someone's grave. End of thread for me there

were a lot of other responses but i chose to ignore them were there a lot of other people who have quote done sex in a cemetery no this was the only cemetery or graveyard related okay like these three or these two were the only ones mentioning that like no one even commented i can tell you people have because i famously grew up we grew up next to a cemetery and i did occasionally keep my window open in a nice uh cool summer evening and i occasionally had to close my window because people were having good times down there whether it was drugs or other things or filming a music video recently yeah that was weird i was like i started hearing this like music and this drumming and i look outside and they were like three teens teenagers two i think there was two guitars and a drummer like they're like a full

set drum set in the fucking cemetery and it does and there was a someone filming it was hilarious it used to like i used to film in there with celine we'd make like home videos i didn't pee on anything before anybody asked like if that's where alexander came up with that stupid comment um but this i will say now they have added rightfully so you know signs that say like no dogs uh they do have police and it is a private is it private cemetery i don't know how it works i mean you're yeah i think it's like no dogs uh they do have police and it is a private is it private cemetery i don't know how it works i mean you're yeah i think it's like no trespassing it's no trespassing so i mean i imagine they don't they they at least frown upon making a music video or doing sex to get possessed doing yeah it seems not like a great idea um also the sex thing especially because

there's a playground close by. You're 100% right. It's a bad idea all around. Yeah, don't do that. Also, can you imagine being buried there and being like, please, not mine. No, anywhere but my gravestone. Oh, my God. Like, hey, the music thing for me, I was seeing that and I thought, hey, it's not like middle of the night. During the day day they're having

some fun filming something like hopefully respectful music yeah like whatever i it mom always told us when we were like playing and whatever and she'd be like yeah play in the cemetery like the dead people don't mind they probably appreciate having some like kids having some livelihood yeah so that's what her view was so like if the dead people can see us there then they might enjoy it so i don't know but the whole having sex in a cemetery thing nobody actually when it's like weirdly like talking about possession what you're doing a very intentionally for that because it's aicky. Okay, so I have a review of Mount Moriah Cemetery in Deadwood, South Dakota, which is the home of Wild Bill Hickox and Calamity Jane's burial site.

Nice. And I have a one-star review on TripAdvisor from Happy Travel Panda. There's a lot of dead people here. This is very ridiculous. I've never been to a place with so many people. It really confuses me how people want to come to this dreadful place. Sad, sad, sad. End of review.

How did they end up there? No, no, I've never been to a place with so many people. I guess you're one of them. You're part of the problem. But I was so confused because there's a lot of dead people here. I've never been to a place with so many people. And I'm like, are we talking dead people or live people now? And then they call it a dreadful place.

It's like it's a cemetery. I don't really understand the vibe. And I was just confused by the title. The title was, there's a lot of dead people here, dot, dot, dot. And of course, that piqued my interest. Yeah, what I... Because they're not wrong, I guess. Sounds like this is their first time discovering a cemetery.

Maybe. Maybe they always thought that it was otherwise just like little rock fun shaped rocks with people's names on them because that would be something if you grew up not knowing what a cemetery was and then you ended up somewhere and you were like what's going on here boy how they were like oh lots of people are buried here i mean i that would be pretty shocked to the system freaky a shock to the system i'm gonna go ahead and guess it's not what happened here but i'm gonna guess it's not because this person's called happy travel panda it seems like they've been around yeah they're endangered you're right no

uh okay that's all i've got nice perfect time for my challenge yes okay this is from finn she her and you sent this to me yes yesterday so people uh well i guess they heard it in the end of the last episode but it was to find reviews of photo slash film departments where they've received pictures that are not theirs with a bonus if they mention how weird the photos are people get photos the wrong photos all the time i learned or at least used to um it was just a matter of finding you're sifting through more intriguing ones so some of them are more interesting than others but i'm gonna but i think what was most interesting is the wild array of products places services that i've brought to the table okay so this first one is snapfish so that's the photo developing website and this is a one-star view by anna received someone else's photos instead of mine called was told mine are still on the way.

A week later, I've still not received them. Called again. Now I have to mail back this person's photos. I'm glad I didn't throw them away. And I'll get a free replacement in a few days. I almost screamed at her. A free replacement? I never got my pictures in the first place. They lost my business today. End of review. So I love the notion that they have to send them back like snapfish can't just reprint someone else's photos that's so weird and get a free replacement I don't know I just thought that

and yeah the replacement when what are they replacing yeah when you haven't even seen them yet so they're gonna get their order for no extra charge? Yeah. They already paid? I thought that was really, really odd. I honestly didn't think of places like these online current ones. Yeah.

In my head, I was thinking, where did mom go? Kroger back in the day? I think Kroger, yep. To get her film developed? Yep. But yeah, I guess. There's a lot fewer of those yeah yeah uh refuse well i have one of walmart this is a one star by dana do you have the date on it shoot just curious

you don't if you don't it's not a big deal i'm just because i'm wondering like when that was phased out that's a great question i can't imagine it was too recently um this was written december 20th 2020 no fucking way not kidding this was in a forum called forums.redflagdeals.com this sounds great yeah that's good uh yeah and they included a well i still get my photos printed at walgreens i guess a photo yeah okay i guess you can just bring in like a maybe that's weird like a flash drive i'm still thinking of like actual like film rolls yeah yeah walmart doesn't do that but i don't know i don't know if i actually found any of that okay yeah i don't know what i don't know why you would because they probably because

reviews would it be happening right then right right or at least those reviews probably don't know why you would because they probably because reviews wouldn't be happening right then right right or at least those reviews probably don't exist anymore yeah anyway so there's some some that I think you might not expect I'm excited for those okay so here's the review of Walmart from 2020 dumb ass is at

Walmart last promo for free prints and they gave me someone else's photos photos of Asian baby, etc. Had to make a second trip. You get what you pay for. In this case, nothing. End of review. Why was that necessary?

I don't know. What is wrong with people? It's like as if that makes it more egregious. Like what? Etc. By the way. Photos of Asian baby, etc. You don't say one thing, then etc.

As if we're going to understand what the rest of the photos are. Also, once again, free prints. You get what you pay for, which is like literally nothing. I didn't even think of that. So it was like 20 free prints and they got, which is kind of fun. Just random photos from somebody else. I should go in there and be like, can I get 20 free prints? And they're like, okay, do you have a flash drive?

No, no, no. Just whatever you got. No, it says no purchase like can i get 20 free prints and they're like okay do you have a flash drive no no just whatever you got just no it says no purchase necessary i want 20 free prints oh my gosh um okay so this next one now this is where we get into the more intriguing stuff actually no not yet no this one's not no this one's not intriguing this is a type of shutterfly and it's a one-star review on Trustpilot. The title is Terrible, and the review is by Sable. They sent me someone else's pictures on our Christmas playing cards. How can they make that big of a mistake? Now one of my family members did not receive a gift because of Shutterfly's error.

They won't even compensate for their stupidity do not order from shutterfly end of review that's so funny i would have given them the present i know i would keep that i'd be like this weird random family's pictures also probably not meant for for cards you know that's the best part is like they just put these photos on playing cards like are they were they originally i mean it's like hopefully awkwardly cropped and just really weird looking i just love the idea that uh you would have a deck of playing cards that you could hand down generation with generation of just like random people on them love it i think that's very fun i think if someone said i got you a gift and it had our faces on it but it it was replaced with this, I'd be like, I'll keep this one.

Thank you. I don't want the other one with all our faces on it. I'd prefer this one. So now, Alexander, we get into some more intriguing stuff. This is a review of a Nikon Coolpix camera on Amazon. And for whatever reason, anytime I go to Amazon on incognito mode it turns into spanish what oh every time i've never had that and it doesn't matter what i'm looking up it just automatically switches it um but this is of a nikon coolpix 3200 camera digital camera with zoom okay that's

me translating it from spanish for the most part i'm pretty sure that's what it says digital camera with zoom okay and this is a one star review by rachel and the title is nope i was verbs tepid i think they're trying to say very stupid and it just auto because i didn't until i said it out loud i said verbs tepid but i'm pretty sure they're saying very stupid which is beautiful irony maybe they did that on purpose that would be it's like poe buddies nerfect it would be very layered uh layered hilarity i was verbs tepid not realizing this was used it not only has someone else's photos on it, but it was so old, I could not download the software or find a memory stick.

My son never used it. It was garbage. Also, because I ordered it early for the holidays when he opened it and we discovered the issues, it was too late to return it. Total bust. So this was written February of 2014, which means that they purchased this camera

for holidays 2013. Now, I'm going to look up this camera because I didn't really think to do that. But it sounds like she couldn't even get the software for it because it was used and outdated. I'm going to see what year this is from. Well, I found an eBay listing. Here's the description. Powers on and takes pictures with two double a batteries wow so i feel like you had one did you have a cool pic i did have a cool pic but mine actually had usb i think

not to brag what family's photos were on it honestly the sheafers which i hope nobody accidentally got a hold of those that would have been been... That might be what this is. That might be what happened. Oh, geez. Well, it requires Windows 98. Oh, my God. Okay. Maybe that's kind of old. I think maybe that gives us some sort of clue.

Okay. So CNET wrote a review about it in 2004 saying this is a good starter camera. So it's at least 10 years old. Yeah. Or like about 10 years and imagine buying today a for for a gift a 10 year old digital camera for someone no it just would be so outdated that's yeah that's what senior year of high school for me that would be so 2011 outdated 2012 no you're right very think about it so yeah so apparently it was not only old it was or have had a memory stick that worked but it was also had used and had someone else's photos

sad because it's such a like apparent like you know best intentions not thinking that it could be that obsolete and like getting it for their kid you know it's just a bummer yeah yeah yeah dad bought me a freaking eye river no nothing never worked i had it also like was an mp3 player but it had a different family's photos on it which was super weird i mean like those sorry oh i meant like taped on it it was an mp3 but i don't know never mind That joke wasn't funny. Okay. Now, this is, let's see. This is a review of something called a custom retro viewer. And that's one of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Click, click, click, click.

Where you click through and it's like, I don't know. You can put your own custom reel in it. Oh, that's kind of fun. And put photos in it. Yeah. So, I have a review of that one star by Emily. I placed an order on April 27, 2020, and the company sent me the order in a timely manner. However, when I opened the package, I noticed that they sent me someone else's pictures.

I emailed the company right away asking them to fix this order. They agreed to fix it, but now almost a month later, I still don't have the correct pictures. This is extremely disappointing considering this was a one-year wedding anniversary gift i requested a refund and the company refused i will never order from this company again wish i could give them zero stars because they don't even deserve the one star end of review and once again i'd like us to just extrapolate and think about getting receiving a wedding a one-year wedding anniversary gift with someone else's photos and and you don't even know until you put it on your head so you could just like if it comes last minute wrap it up and be like happy anniversary don't look through it and then like they have to be like

who are these people you're so confused like i don't get it is this a joke is this an inside joke i wonder how many times the person was too i don't know if polite's the right word um just like didn't say non-confrontational or just didn't feel it necessary to bring it up so they just was like okay and then one day that person comes over it's like oh let's take a look through it it's like who are these people i don't know i thought you knew oh boy i just i can't believe it's a wedding anniversary gift and it's supposed to be wedding photos and it's like i don't know some teenage couple i'm imagining unmarried probably unmarried unwed um okay so this is a review sorry i have a lot because again there were a lot of a lot of these things

um this is a review of i preserved it photo to photo to DVD conversion in Burbank, California. And this is written by Nancy, who is apparently a top reviewer on Trustpilot. And it's a one-star review. This company doesn't check their work and is not to be trusted with your photos or film. I had two Groupons from them. The first time I received my photos back, I got someone else's photos in addition to mine. My DVD also had several upside-down photos and had to be redone. The second time after talking with them about their previous mistakes, my DVD was even worse with all the pictures upside down.

Oh no. With all the pictures upside down or sideways. I had to contact them many times to get it corrected. The extra DVD I paid for it was also omitted and I had to contact them many times to get it corrected the extra dvd i paid for it was also omitted and i had to ask for that as well i would not ever use this company again end of review yikes at first i was like can't you just rotate them and then i'm like actually i don't know on a dvd because i assume this is just someone who's like throwing it in their like dvd player to show their family i don't think the customer can rotate it but i'm assuming yeah yeah yeah it's pretty easy for the people making the dvd to put it the right way and they're just not doing it maybe their family's just very abstract looking i just can't

tell so wait does the nose go here what i'm so confused it's just uh yeah they just did their best and so the person was like no it's not right they're like okay let's try guessing again and it was just guess again i just love the idea that they're scanning them in and not even looking like they're just scanning in these photos and just throwing them on there without even glancing at the screen to see if they're the right side up interesting i'm like yeah i think it'd be more of a pain in the ass to get it back and redo it. Yeah. But, you know, what do I know? Not much about converting to DVD. So true.

Okay. Now, this is thoroughly in Spanish. So, I'm just going to tell you as much as I. What is going on? As like, I'm telling you on the internet. It's like happens every time. And then, let me, I'm just going to Google this. Okay.

So, this is. Oh, you know what? I was able to Google the first couple words and find the listing in English. Amazing, good work. And you'll see why I was struggling with the Spanish. Camonity, C-A-M-O-N-I-T-Y, it's the brand. Camonity 5M 2-inch LCD 32igabyte digital binocular with camera. 12 by 32 video photo recorder camcorder for bird-watching football game concert.

That's one. Football game concert? Bird-watching football game concert. Whoa, that's the combo. Look at this thing. I don't know how to get it. Hold on, let me broaden this. Oh, that is heavy duty.

That's cool, right? It looks cool, but it looks like a thing from Sharper Image that is going to work like five times. Yeah, it looks like it's out of the Delta catalog. Yeah. There's a bird. There's a bird. That's so weird. You can see the gravestones in the background of this bird picture

um yeah it seems like it would be kind of gimmicky if that makes sense here you could go hot air ballooning or oh my gosh or you could stay on the ground i guess while your family hot air balloons and take a picture yeah true that's what it is maybe this is a really weird you can feel like you're there no no for real look it's the hot air balloon is far away yeah and they're taking a picture of this family on the hot air balloon so they just got left behind and had to sit there with binoculars that would be me i'm so i'm fuck that i'm not getting a hot air balloon i know i love that you i i don't i'm not getting a hot air balloon either but you and i both went skydiving and i don't know why we did that i do that again before doing hot air balloon really yeah i would for sure well shit scary uh the last graphic here

it's a balloon that's navigated by wind and hot air and fire yeah hot yeah fire that i mean there's literally fire on there with you yeah and how does that and like sandbags or something yep like hello sorry okay i'm done the last it's too bad i bought him that that custom hot air balloon luxury no that luxury hot air balloon toddler bed oh no i mean i don't want to traumatize you're gonna wake up every night and be like not again no the nightmares um uh the last graphic is a family a stock family holding the binoculars and a laptop and it says connect the binoculars with your pc will do so uh here's a review of that do you have a price oh yeah it is 130.99 that is not enough money that is that's too much money and also not enough exactly you know what i mean it's that it's

that danger danger zone where it probably doesn't work very well but it's a big chunk of change to spend on junk exactly yep i totally feel you on that um so it's i don't necessarily trust it but here's a review three stars by john verified purchase these feel a lot lighter than i expected image quality from the camera is good but the upper line is below what you see through the binoculars one major problem was that although it was sealed i found someone else's pictures were already on the sd card when i pulled my own end of review oh god isn't that spooky it is i kind of want to buy something like this just to see what's on there you know it's like when you find a disposable camera on the ground you're like yeah oh i should get this

developed but then i'm always scared there's like pictures of murderers on there and then i'm gonna go to jail yeah i think there's a thing i don't know if it was a what kind of account it was reddit or tiktok or something like found a film yes i've seen that develop film that they find in old stores or something or in antique stores yes i saw that on either i think and it's just like people from way back when it's pretty cool it is cool i think i read an article on like national geographic or somewhere okay time no it was time and they did they they had and they found the couple it was like a couple who was honeymooning in like the 50s and they like found their old photos and then they were able to reunite them with their honeymoon photos that they had lost oh it was so cool all right so this is a review of a place called Picture People.

And you've probably seen the logo because I have. It's of somebody standing behind one of those cameras that have like a little cloth. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah. And so they take like studio pictures or portraits of kids and stuff. And this is a one-star review by Sierra. This photographer slash photography company is a huge scam. We paid $336, received someone else's photos, didn't receive our photos, and it's impossible to get in contact with anyone. Looking at the Google reviews, we're not the only victims of these thieves. If anyone knows these people, I have their photos photos they were at hashtag top of the world

restaurant at hashtag las vegas on january 25th hashtag vegas hashtag the stratosphere hashtag gallery hashtag scam hashtag scammers uh and now i have a photo of the strangers here i was gonna say it seemed nice that they were trying to maybe reconnect them with their photos. Is this just a nice photo? It's a couple on this, I don't know, restaurant. In Vegas? I think it's like one of those really tall restaurants. That might rotate or something.

Yeah, with the view. And I didn't include both screenshots but one of the screenshots had the text conversation between her and the picture people manager or not even manager like the automated thing and it sent the photos and she's like this isn't me and they were like for inquiries call the like 1-800-da-da-da and she's like i tried that no one's answering this isn't me for inquiries call this number and it's just like random pictures like just series of pictures of this random couple she's like these aren't my photos i paid 336 dollars it was uh it looked very frustrating so i like that they threw in the hashtags to maybe get those people's attention i don't know that yelp really works that way well

it doesn't but then they then went to scam scammers yeah i was like okay it got a little weird there um hashtag las vegas that might help them i don't know um and now this i promise i didn't do on purpose okay cruise yeah what the hell happened there i promise i didn't do it on purpose but this happens what the heck the heck? Tell me. On cruises. Tell me. Okay. I've titled this Cruise Drama. And this is on cruisecritic.com. Again, I clicked it and then went, wait a second.

And I scrolled to the top and I was like, you've got to be kidding me. I ended up here by accident. The title of this forum is, it's by RumDrunk74, and the title is, Getaway March 27th to April 3rd, received wrong photos on flash drive. This was written in 2016. This is what RumDrunk74 has to say. Just back from the 327 to 43 cruise on the getaway, I ordered all of our cruise photos on a flash drive, which I picked up right before we disembarked. Today, when I checked the drive, I found that they gave me someone else's photos. I've sent an email to guest relations, but I'm afraid our photos will be deleted before they can be retrieved. Does anyone have any advice on who to contact? Also, hoping that the family

whose pictures that I have may check this board so I can get theirs to them. For privacy purposes, I don't want to post any of their pictures. the ones i have appear to be a family of six with three boys and one girl if you think these may be your photos please message me i love rum drunk this is great and then um the next day posted in response to their own post bump oh i know and then someone wrote, give the contact info to these people, blah, blah, blah. Good luck. And then there was no follow up. So I hope somewhere out there that family of six got their pictures. Me too.

There was no update? There was no update. That's so sad. I know. So instead, I then decided I'm already here. I might as well search Cruise Critic for more. That's how it always goes, isn't it? Heard this one before. So here's the first post. And this was written by Tammy. Cool Cruiser Tammy. Oh, wait, no, sorry. This was written by Aquahound.

Tammy quoted it. So this is written by aqua hound cool cruiser aqua hound whoever designed the oasis photo area is a genius i don't know what took them so long to think of this on my c-pass it said photo number 2-48 i had no clue what that meant until i saw the photo area called focus this goes back to the facial recognition thing all of the photos taken of you are put into an album the albums are arranged numerically on pods so i had to find pod number two album number 48 you grab your album and all your photos are right there in it no more scanning thousands of pictures on a wall with shoulder to shoulder people trying to find yourself there was still a wall in the back for the occasional pictures not picked up by the facial recognition software. So if your face is like this, Picasso folks, that family, that's so sad.

The back wall is just their family. And they're all upside down. Hey, they like it. It's easier for them. That's true. They're like, I got my own wall of photos here. And so someone, so Tammy responded to that original post. Paul, as a consecutive cruiser, this was an issue for us.

Since we do not have a second embarkation photo taken on turnaround day, and after getting the wrong photos in our folder, we were advised by the photo staff on the first formal night to go and have a photo taken so they would have a record of us, a photo to recognize us by. We were in the same cabin as the week prior but constantly had the wrong photos in our folder. The other people did not look like us at all. Photos would disappear from our folder as I think they had our folder number mixed up with another cruiser. We were folder 1280 both cruises and always found photos from a couple who had folder 12-8. This person's name even appeared on our interactive TV until day four. Oh no, the horror. And we could see her

account and everything she was purchasing and paying for. That's not good. And we knocked on their door asking if we could join them. Because we loveopher guest films oh that's totally what i was thinking oh yeah i was thinking they had a upside down pineapple somewhere i was thinking you got the the account right here why don't you make some downloads yourself and say oops i didn't know i love how you inserted your own thing my own christopher my own passion for good old eugene levy films like you're, that would get me to go over and say hi. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I know.

It's funny. D.H. Dear husband. Oh, yes. D.H. went to guest relations the first day and was told it was a cruiser in that cabin from the previous sailing. Duh, we were in that cabin. Roll eyes.

When we finally got the photo folder thing straightened out and all my photos were in there, on Thursday evening when I went to decide on which ones to purchase, they had all disappeared. The manager, Carmen, helped me out. It got to be comical on the second sailing. We even got birthday greetings for this phantom person on our account. So, Elsie, if you are a cool cruiser reader, I hope you – wait, is that what that is? CC?

Cruise critic. Oh, cruise critic. I just think cool cruiser. I was like, yeah, is that what that is? CC? Cruise Critic. Oh, Cruise Critic. I just think Cool Cruiser. I was like, yeah, of course it is. So, Elsie, if you are a cool, shit. So, Elsie, if you are a Cruise Critic reader, hope you had fun on the zip line you booked in Labadee, LOL. She was on the ship and we recognized her one day because of her photos that were in

our folder. End of review. Like a little celebrity sighting. I know. Hey, look, there's us. There she is. The woman on our TV. So that was my cruise drama photos mix up.

That's good. Yeah. So I didn't expect that to happen. No, that's wild. That's funny. But I guess when you're thinking about places at museums and stuff where they take photos of every family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.

Bound to be a mix up. Yeah yeah that sounds like a lot to track so anyway that's my challenge that was amazing thank you so much despite that cruising despite the cruising i i had fun too yeah you know i couldn't help myself um yeah i just accidentally fell into that rabbit hole and i stayed good job yes i hope you're out by now. Like, uh, no, you're still looking for more.

I have a tab open. We should probably end this episode before you find any more. Um, I will say we don't have, uh, we're recording this early. Yeah. So Patreon,

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