Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - 24: Post Offices in Washington, DC

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

In our most educational episode yet, we broaden your vocabulary as well as your understanding of the Geneva Convention. But don't worry, there's plenty of stupidity as we explore our nation's capital for the worst post office reviews we can find. Then, Alex gives a challenge to YOU, the listeners, because he's a failure. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, typos, John Siegler, and John Loeffler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, universe, and welcome to another episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. That's it? I almost got it.

Who are you? Oh, I'm Christine. Wow. I'm struggling. I'm Alex. Okay. Yeah. I don't need to be asked. I just know. You just know. Um, cool. Before we get started, I have a couple of things to tell you. I was just on a little mini tour, um, of my murder show in Ohio and Pittsburgh. And, um, we received some special surprises. That makes me nervous. So this is an envelope.

It simply says Alex. And it is from our Cincinnati show. Okay. Have you tested it for any? Well, the reason that you see staples on it is that we opened it and then mom stapled it back together. Well, thank you, mom, for stapling it, I guess, to make it seem like you didn't do anything. It is from Ricky. Oh, Ricky.

Your pal and one of our mom's students. Oops, sorry. Oh, nice toss. Oh, Lord. Okay, yeah, it's stapled. This had a rough time. Yeah, we tore it open. Oh, my God.

What the heck did you guys... It was midnight. I had had a few to drink. Oh my god, what the heck did you guys... It was midnight, I had had a few to drink. Two thousand years later. Oh my god. What is it?

It's like a Snorlax, like... Token? Token! It's like a coin, and it says Pokemon, gotta catch them all on one side. It's gold, probably real gold. And it has a Snorlax on one side it's gold probably real gold and it has a snorlax on the back it's definitely real gold oh my god oh and a nice note i know this isn't exactly the holographic snorlax from your past but i hope that this reincarnation of him will bring you some comfort from the loss of a fallen soldier in your trade war it wasn't even a trade war it was just it was like this was like would

would have gone against the geneva convention if this was a real war that was just so sick switzerland still alissa just swiped it from me basically switzerland is still pissed yes absolutely we also got this so this um i don't know what this is we were in cleveland and eva said oh we got these and i was like, are they candles for Em and me? And then Eva said, no, they say beach too sandy, water too wet. Oh. And I thought they were candles, but I opened them and there's just all these little pieces of paper. What?

I don't know what they are. Interesting. I'll give you one. Give me one, yeah. Here, I'll give you beach too sandy. So are these like a mystery? Do we not know who they came from? No, I'll give you a beach tea, Sandy. So are these like a mystery? Do we not know who they came from? No, I don't know.

I probably should have known. I probably should have looked, but we had a bunch of stuff going on. So I'm sure we'll mention them when they write to us. Oh my God. They're like themes. Wait, read the one that you opened. Nail salons in Fargo, North Dakota. Oh my God.

This one says find a review of a battlefield park that mentions sex. That's good. This one says, find a review of a battlefield park that mentions sex. That's good. This is so funny. Oh shit. These are good. Okay. I don't want to read more of them because I don't want to. This means that we can, we don't have to work as hard.

Wait, this is the funniest idea ever. This is so great. It's like a, like all of these pieces of paper folded up in these, um, what used to be like candle jars, I assume. And oh my God, it's like custom, like paper. I wonder if these are challenges and those are,

yeah, probably. Well, okay. So we should do that. That'd be a fun game. I'm, I have a letter from them.

I'm going to need to, Oh, there is. So it's not quite as mysterious. No, it wasn't written to us. It was, I believe it came with for M and me.

Yeah. I'm not positive. Eva wasn't sure. Okay. It was just backstage. Well, this is so much fun whoever sent that let me know in the next episode we'll give you the thanks you deserve thank you that's so exciting and ricky thank you so much for my uh holographic snorlax replacement and then in per per anyway and then in pittsburgh i was doing the vip line and somebody asked uh oh are you will you be attending any elementary schools on your trip and i stared at them so blankly for a solid three seconds and then m was like i don't understand yeah i was like what what is this

creepy ass question yeah and then was like ha ha anyway so that was that's funny and then um that's it that's all my updates thank you mysterious stranger for asking that question because that was hilarious that sounds really funny and i wish i were there so i'm basically now a pack pack meal for beach t sandy because i come home with i love it an extra suitcase full of not crap but stuff. I mean, we get a lot of stuff. So I have like, you know, stuffed lemons, dog toys. I mean, all good stuff. Chocolates, wines. And now... This is not a complaint.

Stop. Are you writing like a review right now? And you're like, ugh, people like me too much. Shut up. One star. I give it zero stars. No, so thank you everybody. That was super kind and sweet um so

i just want to throw that out there i did not know what these were so i'm very excited that is great huh um cool all right so our theme this week was post offices in dc which was a wild trip and you gave me a challenge well from henny and it was to find a review of a veterinarian's office where the reviewer was seeking medical advice for themselves. Oh, gosh. We'll get to it. I can't wait. No, don't get excited.

We'll get to it. I won't. Cool. So I guess you go first. Yeah, I'm going to read some review of I'm going to read some reviews of post offices in D.C. Great. So here is a three star review from Solomon of a post office on Wisconsin Ave. Brings a bad name to the great institution of the American Postal Service of the yesteryear.

Oh, for God's sakes. You would be lucky if someone ever picks up the phone. The three stars are averaged for the most diligent postal workers. Tanya, Dwight, and Dave. End of review. Yeah. Handlebar mustache Mike. That's exactly what I thought of.

Tall Beth. Long-legged Beth. Diligent Rhonda. Diligent Dwight. Solomon. All right. The great institution of the american postal service of the yesteryear that is something that no one has ever said and hopefully we'll never say again i hope

solomon's like 30 i know right a very young person no reason to be talking about yesteryear well here's a review by fahad of the same post office. One star. Third world countries probably have better postal service than this branch. Shame. End of review. Oh! There was one that I skipped. That was rude.

It was rude. There's one that I skipped that I almost picked where a guy said, this is the worst service I've ever had and I've traveled and lived in many, or numerous, no, hold on. I've traveled and lived in many or numerous no wait hold on i've traveled and lived in numerous third world nations i was like i can't tell if you're bragging or like insult like i'm very yeah that's just not a nice thing like a weird brag but anyway that's yeah not even a humble brag just a just a weird gross brag yeah just like a be quiet now like many of these yep uh here's uh here's a review from punto i mean i don't know how you say any of these people but for these people i'll just

meh punto two stars was there for a. There were two people working. Waiting time was okay. The problem is that one of the workers, the lady, Oh, God. doesn't know what customer service is. That poor lady must have a terrible life. Because she looks very unhappy. I don't want to judge her, because everyone has bad days, but you have to be wise enough to decide if you should go to work or stay at home.

The gentleman is the opposite. Very kind and gentle. He must have a happy life. Maybe not. But know how to do his job. And of you. What? What?

Who the f- what? Punto. Punto strikes. what who the what punto punto strikes with some some wisdom for all of us i'm baffled that one was so fun for some reason i just loved that one it was so bad i'm genuinely fucking baffled okay here's one from shannon a one-star review this place deserves the poop emoji oh god i had to click one star in order to post my review this facility is trash no other way to put it i've wrote a complaint about this facility and i hope they hire new people. One day packages get delivered and the next day my address is not accessible. I really wish that another facility serviced my neighborhood because this one needs to be shut down for lack of working. End of review. I like the capital switches. You know you can put oh yeah you could tell that's what I was doing

good. Yeah. You know you can put emojis into your, you could tell that's what I was doing? Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know you can put emojis into your review. Can you? But they didn't. Wait, you really can? I've seen them, yeah. I guess if you write it from your phone. This was a Google review. Oh.

And in the Google reviews, I did see some that had emojis. Oh. So they could have put that poop emoji in there. They said it deserved it, but didn't give it. They'd rather describe it to you. Just saying, yeah. I've got one more for you from Megan. Megan.

The worst bunch of people work at this location. Like, seriously. They are rude and act like I should be privileged to have them there. Come on, USPS. You can hire better people. A word of serious advice? You don't like your job? job quit don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you end of review megan's the kind of person who's like step aside

i'll show you how this is done yeah try to jump behind the counter and like look all you do is give out stamps and get people pay for them she and punto are probably walking around like you need to decide if today you rolled out of the wrong side of the bed you need to decide if it is worth going to work with your what do they call it a sad life yeah they said well this guy must have a happy life because he's a gentleman the woman has a very sad life because she looks sad what a dickhead yeah he's probably the kind The woman has a very sad life. Because she looks sad. What a dickhead. Yeah, he's probably the kind of person that goes around and says,

Oh, you gotta smile more, honey. No. Like, tell people that they need to smile. I hate that shit. He goes around and says, Don't let the door hit you where the doors will let you. Is that a thing? have you heard that before yes okay have you not no to me that was like very novel oh no that's a very common idiom

idiom okay idiot also but idiom um yeah no uh smile can't be that bad that's the kind of shit that uh he would say yeah i hate that hate that. You hate that? I do. I hate that. I mean, yeah. But I'm glad you also hate that. Thank you. Do you want me to not hate it? No. Okay, then I'll say again I hate it.

Okay. Well, thank you, Megan Punto, friends. Thank you for your awful reviews. Megan Punto. Wait. Megan Punto. Megan Punto and friends. Yeah yeah the worst reality show of all time yeah that's gonna be our spin-off no shoot uh i'm making monty monty jr and foodie news one

stop no oh i miss him so much the devil the devil incarnate okay i'm waiting one day i'm gonna come back and be like who guess who's back today no i'm not gonna i'm not ever gonna be prepared for that he decided today's the day to go into work for the first time in months oh my god okay so i have a few reviews um this one is of the tenley town post office which uh is where i lived when i went to American University. And I'm sure I've been to this post office a couple times during my college years. And this review is from Liza. It's one star.

This post office has gone postal. Everyone called out sick today. It's making me want to go postal. End of review. God god that's horrifying well she was clearly very proud of that uh that pun but also i don't know if you guys know this but going postal uh references the crimes that have been committed by employees of the united states postal service um in which numerous death numerous deaths have occurred due to employee... Disgruntled employees, right? Attacks, yeah.

Within the office, yeah. Exactly. So going postal is not really a fun, goofy term. And that, there is a place up the street from where we lived in Cincinnati called Going Postal, and it's like a postal service. Not USPS, but it's, they do service not not USPS like like but it's they do it's a mail center and it's called Going Postal and it's like written in fucking curls mt font and it's like oh dear oh no it's definitely um not a place I'll go to with that kind of name

I should have looked up a review of that um okay so then sal also had a review of tenleytown post office and they also gave it one star how many times do i have to tell them this person is dead stop giving me her mail before they understand and a review oh my god i don't know how many times but uh more than you've done it already. Presumably a lot. God, that's a good point. There's probably a lot of mail floating out there for dead people. Isn't that sad, too, if it's someone you know and you're like, please stop sending me their mail? Oh, yeah.

No, that's awful. I wouldn't want that. So that's that. And then I actually did report... I actually just got an email literally sitting here. Hold on. Okay. report i actually just got an email literally sitting here uh hold on okay well i uh i reported a review that i considered to have uh some racial undertones if not slurs um so i hit report because

i thought okay i don't know how this works but i'm just gonna click it also i looked at this guy's profile and he's a fucking asshat but i uh so i reported it and i got a thing an email from yelp saying this has already been reported to us and the moderators have decided to leave it in place after carefully evaluating it against our content guidelines. Oh, geez. If you're a business owner, I'm like, no, I don't own the post office, but thank you. It was a not great, but I'm excited. I'm excited to hear it in the worst way oh i'm not reading it to you oh good i just was saying that i reported one on there okay there was one like that that i

should have reported on google i guess they probably do have that option like flag it yeah it was real bad i feel like a vigilante i'm going really rogue here i mean i'm gonna do that more that's a good idea it apparently doesn't. So don't get your hopes up. Okay. So the next post office I have is of Capitol Hill. I expected Capitol Hill to have a lot of reason and normalcy and function. And then I remembered. Our government.

Yeah. And I went, wait. Why would you think that? This is the lowest reviewed post office in the entire city of dc okay here we go megan these fucking megan's megan's everywhere one star beware of this place i sent my friend a bottle of perfume as a thank you gift for helping me which by the way is not allowed oh yeah yeah, you can't send that shit. Uh-uh.

Come on, Megan. It's flammable. And when the package arrived to my friend in New Jersey, she was really confused because someone had clearly slashed the package open and replaced the perfume with compression knee-high stockings. What? Why would anyone do that? With it being the holiday season,

I would have been likely to come back to this location with other gifts to mail, but knowing that there's a thief who is willing to commit federal offenses for a bottle of perfume leads me to believe that anyone who is sending anything they care about should go elsewhere.

I hope to find an email for management so that I can make it known that they have a thief on their staff. End of review. Jesus. The amount of people who said shit like that, where they're like, they replaced this with a book. It's like, did they do that? What? Yeah.

Or did maybe someone else do that? Or are you just an idiot? And then she's like, the only person I told was the person behind the counter that there was perfume in it. And then I was like, okay, but that doesn't mean she so then they were saying oh yeah she stole it and i'm like but like it goes through so many hands people could just tear it open and take it whatever it is it doesn't that makes absolutely no sense that it would be the first person to get it would be the one to do that to go like oh perfume gimme gimme and then take off her socks behind the counter and just stuff them in her compression socks uh i don't know what happened, but it's hilarious. Probably a little bit more to that story.

I do love that Megan's friend opened a package from her friend. It was like, here's a thank you gift, and it's a pack of compression knee-high socks. And they're like, thank you so much for the socks. And they're like, what are you talking about? They're like, thank you so much for asking me to be your bridesmaid in the wedding. Here's some compression socks. Oh, my God. Anyway. are you talking about they're like thank you so much for asking me to be your bridesmaid in the wedding here's some compression socks oh my god anyway um so the next one i have is uh calorama how do you say that what the hell is that i don't know calorama post office and bill gave it a one star review first he posted a link to the usps frequently asked questions page useful useful and then he explained in all

capital letters go here to file a complaint about the bald guy zero stars the bald guy with glasses needs some serious therapy i feel so sorry for him because he is so rude to everyone hopefully he will get some mental help soon. And then he put the link again to file a complaint. Oh my god. Was it like just the general USPS? Yeah, it went to like a broken link. It said frequently asked questions and then you click on the link

and it went to like a broken link on their page. So I don't know what the hell he was trying to do. Maybe he needs a little bit of help. I was going to say, maybe he and a bald guy need to go together. Oh, yeah. And then my last one is of the U.S. Post Office in McPherson. Oh, this is a, I'm sorry, this is a rebuttal?

No. Redemption. Redemption. Why am I so bad at that word? Good. I don't know. But especially because you're the only one that reads these because I can never find good ones. I don't know how I do it. I tried searching because there are the only one that reads these because I can never find good ones.

I don't know how I do it. I tried searching because there were some really bad ones of these and I was like so sick of it by the end. It was so many racist ones. So many ones of just like the dumbest but not funny complaints. Yeah. And a lot of them even I will be honest, I've had some terrible experiences at the post office. And like a lot of them, I was like, yeah, sometimes the post office does fucking suck. It just is a shitty place to be.

And I'm sure it's a shitty place to work. So they were just depressing. Yeah. And reviews of post offices is also a shitty place to be reading through those. I was not happy. Yeah. I did not enjoy looking through these. You were having a sad life.

Just like. Yeah. Punto. Punto would not would have told me to smile punto what a little butt okay janine gave um the post office in mcpherson five stars good i would never have guessed that this museum would end up being one of my favorites great exhibits both upstairs and downstairs end of review i just feel like janine is on a trip to dc for the first time and is like going to see all the monuments and accidentally reviewed a post office because there is a post office museum in dc right probably yeah because that's i remember that building and when i a Segway tour of D.C. Oh, God. Hey, I got Segsy legs. Hug Center quit it. They gave me a little card after I completed the tour that said I have Segsy legs.

Well, I took a Segway tour in Greece and drove into a car, so. I did not have Segsy legs. No, no one's surprised by that. I did just look up that post office. It is not the Post Office Museum. Okay. The National Postal Museum. Do you think she just wrote Post Office and then reviewed the first one?

Totally could be. But yeah, the Smithsonian. It's a Smithsonian Museum. Smithsonian's National Postal Museum is dedicated to the preservation, study, and presentation of postal history. And what? And what? And what? Phylately? P-H-I-L-A-T-E-L-Y.

What's that? What does that mean? Guys, we're learning. We're learning. I don't know. I don't even... What? That is a totally new word to me.

Can you Google it? I'm trying. Internet's slow. The collect... Phalate... Phalatio. Shut up. Phalately is the collection and study of postage stamps.

That is such a fun fact. Okay, everyone. Don't say you can't learn from this podcast. Well, I have something for you. Uh-oh. I just quickly hit reviews on the National Postal Museum. Did you already find a good one? Mm-hmm.

That's funny. Several. Oh, my God. Okay, let's do it. I came here with my two friends and saw zero stamps. Next. Whose fault is that? Wait, there's no way they don't have stamps at a museum that's dedicated to Thalately.

Oh my god, this is really frightening. Some of these are so... I think some of these are just like fake? I don't know. Okay, here's another one. so i think some of these are just like fake i don't know okay here's another one i came here to expand my stamp collection but i wasn't able to steal 90 of the place like i hope to what i don't know someone's been watching too much national treasure oh maybe that's not a thing though you can never watch too much national treasure um and then i have this this one says

beast cursed etc etc etc clinton's by sarah was there some weird like anti-postal museum campaign i guess it happened at some point this is bizarre these are one-star reviews the lizard people took took over the phillate phillate phillately um oh my god i clicked on their uh oh my god oh my god i clicked on their uh profile they wrote that same review on like numerous uh landmarks in washington dc i think we've stumbled upon something big capital a agenda right there. Oh my God. Like a scary one, though.

I should probably delete that out of my browser history so they're not onto me. Yeah. But I want to read you one final review by Samuel. If you're actually thinking about going here, you're such a loser. End of review. Well, Samuel, I was actually just thinking about going there next time i'm in dc i would love that it sounds really cool um anyway so that's that that's a fun little sidebar um it's fun cool what do you have now for me um disappointment what happened was it that hard i

failed oh i'm sorry no i literally failed at the challenge so Oh, no. So, Henny, I failed you and I apologize for that. I could not find a single review where someone went to a vet's office. And talked about their human problems. Nothing. I, like, did so many different types of searches. I went through over 30 pages of Google reviews. Holy shit. And Yelp reviews. And, like, I could not find anything.

Even with your fancy site search thing? Everything. Oh, my God. And I did all these little things where I was like oh maybe like specifically headache where they were like oh the vet wouldn't give me a a pill for my headache a tylenol so i searched for tylenol and then turns out there's a doggy tylenol as a thing so then there's just so many reviews about that everything i did it didn't work and guess what when you read vet reviews you read a lot of sad reviews. Oh, I forgot about that. I got so bummed out.

And after so many, I gave up. After we did pet stores, that made me really upset. It was awful. I thought that the challenge is really good, though. So what I'd like to do, and actually Allie suggested this when I was broken down and unsure of what to do next. Uh-oh. She suggested that I put that challenge out to

our listeners oh that's such a good idea and you have until we record our next episode why is ally so smart i don't know i don't get it um you don't deserve i know that's what i that's what i meant by that i'm not like i don't get why she's smart. I just don't. Yeah. Anyway. So. I challenge our listeners to find a review. Hear ye, hear ye. Where someone's reviewing a veterinarian's office and they are, they're mentioning their own medical problems and trying to get those solved by the vet. So email us at beach2sandy at gmail.com. Put veterinarian review in the subject and we'll read the best one.

If anyone can actually come up with some. If you can do it. But don't write them yourself. Yes. Don't write. You have. It has to be like an older review. That's obviously not yours.

Please don't write. Please don't write phony reviews of any place, please. Because I just that goes against our whole. Don't write phony reviews of any place, please. Cause I just, that goes against our whole, our whole capital A agenda. Unless it's five stars and for beach to Sandy on Apple podcasts. Be as phony as you want. That's right.

Okay. But that being said, okay, I did provide you with something. Thank you. So instead I decided to read a few reviews of hospitals where they mentioned

veterinarians. Oh! That's a fun twist. I just twisted it up. Okay. So my first one is from Lindsay of Pikes Peak Regional Hospital in Woodland Park, Colorado. Okay. One star. The emergency room doctor had no idea about my husband's illness

that he has been suffering from for 13 years. When I told the doctor of the treatment plan that was given to my husband after many hospital stays and tests, the doctor told us that it wouldn't work. My husband's blood pressure was through the roof and he was in agonizing pain and the doctor would not administer the medication needed to help my husband's illness. Thanks, only hospital in the area. A veterinarian would have had more compassion and been more helpful. End of review.

What a weird flex a veterinarian would have been. Yeah. I bet that her husband is a veterinarian. There has to be some sort of connection to the veterinarian. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But not her herself, because obviously she would have just cured him herself. Right, I guess that's true.

So here's a review now from Mike of San Antonio Regional Hospital in Upland, California. Man, I've been here with a sick kid in the ER. That means emergency room. Like, only emergencies come through here. And I'm five hours in waiting. There are people in worse conditions and they've been sitting here longer than I have. I feel like the hospital would rather wait out you dying than help you. They say, oh, there's one person ahead of you, but it's in three categories. So why don't you just die or leave instead? Maybe the vet down the street will help me faster.

Jeez, this place is the worst. I can't imagine if I didn't have insurance. End of review. I want to ask Blades if people ever come in and go, well, maybe I'll just go to the vet, because I feel like he'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah, go for it. That would be great. We'd love to clear out some of these people.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, I have one more from Clifton of Doctors Care Forest Acres in Columbia, South Carolina. One star. Bypass! Go to any other doctor's care but here. Lack of urgency by PA. Unnamed because he should be a veterinarian where his patients can't talk.

And arrogance! Because of him, my injury got infected and worse end of review because of his arrogance yes wait wait my infection wait my what because of him my injury got infected and worse and worse that's what i want to know yeah and. And now I'm a ghost. I don't understand. Okay. Well, thank you for stepping up despite the difficulty. Yeah, it was really difficult. That was a really good challenge, and I'm disappointed in myself.

But I honestly did try really freaking hard. Yep. I did. I can tell. So if the listeners could come up with something better, I would love to see it. Yes, please. And I'd appreciate it. We'd appreciate it. That'd be funny.

Cool. That's all I've got. That's all I've got. You can find us on social media at Beach2Sandy. And you can leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts like Mama Cannoli did. Okay. I'm going to read that right now. Do it.

Title is Magnum Opus. Oh, boy. Never have I encountered a podcast that deserved a standing ovation at the end of each episode. That is, until today. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is perhaps the most significant masterpiece of our time, What? This is going to go to my head can i just say that i really hope there's someone out there that is not related to us that actually holds us to that high of regard who's not related to us who's not really i can guarantee there's no one who is related to us who holds us to that regard so i was thinking mom is close like

especially maybe not for renoir and monet but for lady gaga to her like we are at least at lady gaga's level in her mind because she doesn't have much of an opinion of lady gaga but not roy orbison he'll always be us don't don't get her started on roy we can never be what Roy Orbison is to my mom. I'm sorry. That was a weird, okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Well, that got weird. Thanks. I'm sorry. So, do I give you the theme? How about you give us the theme for next week? Okay. So, the theme for next week. So, we got an email and I kind of knew what i wanted to do but i searched through our email to make sure to see if anyone had written and somebody did so um melissa wrote in and said she had listened to uh my episode of her baumeister who is a serial killer

and uh and that's why we drink and he worked at a dmv and it got her thinking that uh we should do a dmv review but she lives in Anchorage and there aren't that many there. So I decided to make the theme DMVs in Phoenix, Arizona. Good. Because there's a lot there. Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you, Melissa. Going from post offices to DMVs. I did see a lot of reviews that were like, going to the post office is worse than the DMV. Actually, I didn't even think about that. Maybe that's why it was in my head. Yeah. Oh, it's a good one.

We'll transition. We're going to be miserable another week reading through these where we're like, yeah, we get it. We know what that's like. That's miserable, isn't it? Okay. So this is one that Allie actually suggested. So watch out.

Allie's taking over. Might as well just do a full Allie episode here. Seriously. okay ally's taking over might as well just do a full alley episode here um so this was after the whole chuck e cheese debacle if you see saw those youtube videos i mean it was shane dawson who did a video and went to chuck e cheese and there was a theory that people um or that that chuck e cheese was re-serving leftover pizza because the pizza would come out and it would be like different shapes. Yeah. The shape and the size of the slices didn't seem to match.

I didn't know that. Oh, there was a whole thing on the internet about it. I'm so unhip. I can tell. So anyway, um, the challenge for this week is a review of a restaurant where someone thinks

they're eating another table's leftovers. Got it. Okay. Yep. I'm on it. That sounds great. Yeah. And watch those videos.

They're pretty funny. I mean, it's kind of like a tongue in cheek, I think, tongue in cheek like thing. But some people think that's actually what they do. It's a capital A agenda. And then most employees who work there who probably have no real allegiance to chucky cheese are like no of course we don't do that no one does that but maybe we should just go to chuck and chucky cheese and find out ourselves oh that'd be a great video yeah all right everyone's done it by now but maybe we'll do it one day too all right guys thank you for listening thank you everyone bye see you next week

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