Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - Between You And Us: Episode 17

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if i could and we're back to uh less than regularly scheduled programming um this is between you and us sorry that we haven't released it in a while. Things have been a little bit crazy. We've been, you know what? Yeah, that's all. Do you have excuses? I always have excuses. Do you know me? We are sorry. And it's been a crazy year. And the problem is that we decided to schedule between you and us for the first Monday of every month and that's something that we don't actually just remember offhand no I'm pretty sure we did second Monday oh sorry that's even worse yeah second Monday of the month which seems just like really arbitrary because it is really arbitrary um and so we're going to just

do one now and see what happens yep thank you for your patience and sorry to everyone who reached out to us and commented asking about between you and us we didn't answer because we didn't know we didn't know we didn't have a time when we could say oh yeah there'll be one on this date so hopefully this is a pleasant surprise for you all we appreciate all of you who continue to send in emails. Yes. Of different reviews that you've read online. And yeah, for those who don't know, this is our special episodes.

These are our special episodes we like to do where we read reviews sent in by you all. Yes. So yeah, let's get into this one, shall we? Please. Why don't you start us off? I would love to. Well, how about one, shall we? Please. Why don't you start us off? I would love to. Well, how about Sarah starts us off? Great.

That was my second choice. Thank you. Plan B. Sarah says, hi, Christine and Alex. While doing some research on grackles, are you familiar with grackles? No. Check your phone. I have a picture ready.

Oh, God. I just sent it to you. We have the weirdest text chain of photos. It's like shanty. Oh, my goodness. bird a pretty bird a scary bird a scary pretty bird exactly it's like a it looks kind of like a crow or a raven but it's like iridescent rainbow ish well this is what sarah has to say while doing some research on grackles mostly on why their eyes are so creepy i found no answers uh i came across this yelp page with over 100 reviews of them from austin texas there's literally a yelp page for these birds titled grackles it is unclaimed an unclaimed business

because it is not a business it is literally a well yelp page i'm for the birds fully about to incorporate that and become the ceo yeah so uh sarah says crackle enterprises that's our new uh new podcast coming soon crackle enterprises while not technically a business the birds seem to have inspired some very strong feelings from a range of austinians that's what sarah said in saying, is that the word? I'm not from Texas. Well, Sarah, neither are we. So don't ask us. Austin, Austin, Austin, Tony and Austinites. Austinites. I like that. And I figured you guys would appreciate them. Thanks so much for reading my email and for making such a great podcast. And Sarah included some personal favorites that I'm going to read because they are also my favorites.

Great. All right. This is a review by Penelope. Five stars. This local established bird is keeping Austin real. Gorgeous design, clever, cunning, mischievous, great table service. They serve the best tortilla chip in town. Sorry, they serve themselves the best chips in town.

Do you think they're saying like, oh, they serve themselves a mean corn chowder? Or are they saying they serve it to themselves physically because they want to eat it? Okay, got it. At first, they serve the best tortilla chips in town. But then they're like, oh, I mean, they serve themselves. themselves as in like they steal tortilla chips i thought you meant misread it that's literally what it says oh no no it's literally word for word so i'll read it again um so they serve the best tortilla chips in town sorry they serve themselves the best chips in town if you're looking for a buddy to sit with at an outdoor table, virtually anywhere food can be gawked at and or pilfered,

this is your bird. Tip extra for above and beyond murderous and piercing gaze. Probably won't steal your baby while you turn away. Probably. Sugar packets are absolutely fair game. Five stars, Woodbird again. End of review. Woodbird again. what in the world i have um another one for okay so uh this is a four star review by tom a bunch of grackles

tried to enter my car when i first moved here and was eating what a burger with the window open so i want to give them only one star but But it was my fault. I threw the first french fry. But it scarred me emotionally. Also, I'm giving them four out of five for their innovative methods at getting you to give up a tortilla chip. One particular Grackle hopped around on one leg and I felt bad for him, so I gave him a tortilla chip. Then he lowered the other leg and I felt bad for him so I gave him a tortilla chip then he lowered the other leg and took off well played grackle well played last gotta give stars for the crazy tuning radio static sounds they make I mean what the fuck is that end of review I'm really actually quite frightened at this point yeah I'm gonna read one more this is actually a haiku, a one-star haiku by Jack.

Fantastic. Crackles fill the trees. Their cries assault my senses. Damn them all to hell. End of haiku. Thank you, Jack, for that one. And thank you to Sarah for opening us up to the world of grackles in Austin, Texas. The world I never wanted to be a part of.

Thank you. I can't believe I didn't know this. I mean, of course I can. I can fully believe I didn't know this. I'm just not super thrilled that I do now know it. Okay, so here's my problem is that I collected these for June when we were in May. And so now it is end of July or mid-July. And I don't know what the hell I collected.

So I'm just going to randomly click them. Let's do it. Okay, so we got this email from Alexandria, from what I can tell in my folder. She sent a few challenges, but we're going to save those for now in case we use them in the future. She also said this is a review of an air conditioner,

but when I click on it, it seems to be a review of an ipad because it says style wi-fi size 256 gigabytes color silver they have i don't know that could be an air conditioner but then in the sub in the review it talks about um an air conditioner the ipad so i'm like a little confused what's happening here but either way it's funny so i'm just gonna read it anyway this is by john why did i open the most confusing one as like my first i don't know what the hell it seemed simple on the surface i should have known okay so this says john reviewed this ipad five stars. Great for measuring people, it says. I've been wanting

to buy one of my friends a coffin for his 67th birthday. I do want it to be a surprise though, so measuring him has been the most difficult thing. Thanks to the LiDAR scanner on the new iPad Pro, I can now measure people for coffins without spoiling the surprise. Well worth the money.

Excuse you, that is the worst way to use an ipad i've ever heard of can you imagine john just like has this new ipod you're like nice and he's like yeah just hold still for one minute and he starts tilting it up and down to measure you how much kind of measuring do you need for i mean i don't know too much about coffins but what the fuck i I guess like for width, maybe. I mean, is that not something you can eyeball or just say, oh, yes, average. If you're going to spend, you know, some good money on a coffin, you don't want to eyeball that. Be like, hey, bud, how tall are you?

Hey, bud, how much do you weigh? There you go. You got it all. You ask that and then inevitably the person will say, you're not trying to buy me a coffin are you like it's like pretty gives it away pretty easily yeah that's right i mean especially at their age especially at 67 i mean really um that was sarcastic folks uh i thank you alexandria i'm sorry if i misunderstood something um let me know because i probably did but it definitely seems to be an ipad um i hope alexandria thought it was actually for an air conditioning being like what the fuck i was like wait a second this makes not much not a whole lot also somewhat picturing alexandria like

simultaneously shopping for air conditioners while sending in that review and just like having a brain fart mixing them up yeah so i I'm curious to hear what happens. But either way, I liked it. So here we are. Maybe it's a very, very special air conditioner or a very, very special iPad. Either way, something special about John and his purchase. You know what?

I'll never deny that. I wish I knew more about the 67th birthday party. I bet it was a hoot. Oh my God. Could you imagine them rolling in a coffin? Can you be like, ha ha, gotcha. Like I bought an entire iPad just so I could measure you for this coffin. That's like some like, I don't know, Ron Swanson shit, like making a coffin for a friend.

But that at least seems more thoughtful than like, hey, I scanned you with my iPad. I know how big of a coffin to get you there's an app for that don't even worry about it all right my next one is from gina who says hey quarantinis um we're all more than 50 alcohol at this point i assume yes i was looking for some new sheets and uncovered and uncovered an alarming trend in the reviews for a set of cotton sheets at Target. This is a mystery that needs solving, or at least it's a curiosity that should be brought to your attention. And I am inclined to agree with Gina. This is some weird, weird things are going on here with these sheets.

I'm intrigued. These are the organic cotton printed sheeted Sheet Set 300 Thread Count Threshold brand. Oh, is that the Target one? Yes. I love that brand. Do they have peacocks? I have the threshold sheets with peacocks on them. Let me check.

It looks like no. They're out of stock, actually. They just have a nice little design. Okay. Here are a couple reviews, and you'll see what the weird problem is. This is a one-star review by Liz. Why do my sheets smell like a Burger King Whopper with extra onions? I've washed them twice, and the smell will not come out.

This is the second set I've bought like these. First set was bought at the store and didn't have this smell. Disgusting. End of review. Okay. said i've bought like these first set was bought at the store and didn't have this smell disgusting end of review okay so gina says well this is this is weird why why in the world this this reviewer doesn't it's just crazy it's like off-putting sure yeah and then will you rise with the sun to help change mental health care forever join the sunrise challenge to raise funds for cam age the center for addiction and mental, to support life-saving progress in mental health care. From May 27th to 31st, people across Canada will rise together and show those living with mental illness and addiction

that they're not alone. Help CAMH build a future where no one is left behind. So, who will you rise for? Register today at sunrisechallenge.ca. That's sunrisechallenge.ca. Cassie also has this to say, one star. I've watched these sheets twice and they still stink like onions and BO. End of review. Oh no, oh no. And then apparently, so then Gina says, there are lots of other reviews that mention nothing about an onion smell, but there are a lot that do.

And then there's someone who specifically says this. Two stars by Porcupine. My body developed hot spots on these sheets, causing me to roll around all night. That's me. May not be you. My body radiates a lot of heat. Not soft, but not scratchy either. Bottom fits 16 inch mattress, but top doesn't.

Can only tuck in at bottom. They do not smell like onions. My other sheets are the vintage percal, which sleep cool, are very soft, and can tuck in on three sides. End of review. So then there are people coming to the defense of these sheets while leaving two-star reviews. Yeah, but I... Don't worry. They don't smell like onions.

I think I figured it out. Tell me. So who is this last person? This was Porcupine. Okay, so Porcupine has the hot spots and the sweats, right? Yes. Like, okay, let's see where we're going with this. So Porcupine buys a set of sheets, rolls around in the hot spots and the sweat, says,

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sweaty at night. But these sheets aren't super great they don't fit so i'm going to return them to amazon to target to target and the next person says i need a new set of sheets these look nice and packaged huh why do they smell weird and then meanwhile hot spot was like they smell fine what are you talking about anyway i'm returning these two because they also give me weird hot spots and nice oh you figured it out porcupine is patient spot i was like they smell fine what are you talking about anyway i'm returning these two because they also give me weird hot spots and night sweats you figured it out porcupine is patient zero i was hoping you would say that exact phrase that's exactly what i was going for the patient zero of the stink porcupine that means it's all coming together now i mean it's the only person who doesn't think they smell like onions is the one who's sweating in them a lot like come

on yeah the fact that they explicitly bring that up it's so funny exactly exactly um seeming a little too defensive for my liking exactly gina says who to believe i am so tempted to buy these just to find out if i get onion sheets but i think i'll buy a different set i think i'm tempted to no i think maybe let's all skip it i love how it's like specifically burger king whopper though with extra onions and the worst part is that's such a distinct smell that it's making me actually a little more ill than if it just said like it smells bad or it smells like onions it's a little too specific for my liking okay now i have a um an email that i really intrigued this is from mel it says drunk me got you this so drunk mel interestingly got probably

past drunk me this and now past drunk me has given sober me this whatever it is so let's see what happens this says from mel hey yo i went looking for an old reddit post i had saved and found this from pretty recently last night after a bottle of wine actually hi christine i think it's for you it's a review of a vegan bakery and it's on our insane our insane people facebook which you would also love enjoy mel so i'm just gonna read it okay this is a three-star review of a bakery the bakery items were awesome my only issue is that as a Christian, I felt completely uncomfortable and under attack in there spiritually. The place is filled with a satanic aura. And if you have a sensitive spirit, you will definitely feel it.

The food was good, but I will never go back. End of review. Did we have this before or did we have one that was super similar? Did I read this? I don't know. Drunk you might have have it's entirely possible like either we've had it before or we've had another similar one like in a i think in a theme that was like something about a christian being somewhere and felt very uncomfortable i do vaguely remember that and i don't know if it was this one or a

different one um either way that's so fucking weird what a lame review the food was excellent there was just an aura i wasn't into i felt attacked like really can you imagine going into a place and being like satan's here like what a weird mindset to have oh yeah what's that like day-to-day what are you making fun of me no what's that i thought you were like literally asking me i was like no i'm just thinking out loud. Like, and I'd be I'd be nervous. Like if that person came over to my apartment, not that they would be invited. What would they say?

Would they say all Satan's in that couch? I'll tell you what they would say. They would say I felt completely uncomfortable and under attack in there spiritually. The place is filled with a satanic aura. And if you have a sensitive spirit, you will definitely feel it. you have to have a pretty satanic spirit i'm pretty sensitive i'm pretty ironclad yeah my spirit not your constitution is not really prepared for something like this attack from the other side from the other oh the other side that's intense so i just want you to remember that in case you ever go to this

bakery okay good to know which has no name what no the no name no name bakery anyway thanks mel thanks mel also if we read that twice sorry no we all wanted to hear it again don't worry if we did i could have just made that up it just sounded so no but i remember that like okay i thought maybe it's because i had read this before but i think you're right that we did cover something similar well a lot of these are similar don't worry here is a review sent in by zach and sarah saying hi sheifer sisters fell down an amazon rabbit hole while looking for quarantine project ideas this this is an amazon review of the what on Earth Cat Butt Tissue Holder. There are two different kinds. There's the black and white, and then there's the orange tabby. Let me show you,

if I can show you this quick. Oh, dear goodness. It's a tissue dispenser shaped like a cat, and the tissues come out of the butt. Oh, my. First a grackle, and now this. Oh, yeah. We're getting all sorts of fun things in here in this episode. This is a four-star review by Tommy titled May Need Its Hole Touched. Oh, God. Okay. It's a verified purchase of the orange tabby variety. My dispenser needed some work on its hole.

Poor thing had some sharp edges on the interior of its butthole that caused the exiting tissues to snag and tear remedied with some nippers and sandpaper now it's a pleasure to pull tissue out its hind end to use on my face i think it has a bigger smile since i worked on its hole end of review oh my god the worst part is that i believe that this actually happened no they're pictures oh see you see i'm like it's so wild that to this person this particular problem occurs they literally have like oh you can't see it too well from here but they literally have pictures of the process like including what they like their tools and stuff. Oh my gosh. Don't worry.

This is, this is all very real. Unfortunately, very real. If a sharp, if a sharp butted tissue holder had to happen to somebody, I'm glad it happened to this person who was ready to entertain the masses with their DIY. Finger. That's their finger in the hole. Goodness gracious. There's another picture of the finger that's the their finger in the hole goodness gracious there's another picture of the hole there's another picture of the finger in the hole oh dear and then there's the picture of the

tools okay we're not allowed to say that word anymore on this episode yep that's the one so this is from alita who says hi love show. I was looking for something to distract myself from all the negativity clogging my Facebook and came across this hot mess. So us, we're the hot mess. The end. It is a nice little distraction, I guess, whether it's good or bad. This is from Alita and it was sent July 15th, which is literally two days before we're recording. We are recording this, which means I must have read this literally within the last 48 hours i have zero

memory of even picking this happened in the last 48 hours i don't know i think like i've just been so over my brain just got so over worked is not the right word um maybe overwhelmed overstimulated overwhelmed probably so this is actually a review now i'm intrigued by this because this is a review of an app alexander which i know you love i love them this app is called colorfi coloring art games and it is a 4.8 star reviewed app with 257 000 ratings so this is like a winner app um and i do love to color uh on these things which they're very fun for me so i might actually download this bad boy it's like a coloring book what is it sorry it is a coloring book yes um okay like here's a picture where you like get uh

yep yep that does look fun i was just goog Yeah. Very relaxing. So this is a review by Kiki Mini. It's a four-star review, and it says, it's titled, Awesome Game, but Wish for More. So I downloaded this game a few days ago, and I love it. The only thing I wish they would change is letting people that choose to paint for free to paint a limited amount of pictures, like three or five. Thing is that you need to wait like 13 hours just for another painting i mean what is the point of the app if all you are going to paint one picture you could buy a canvas and paint tools and paint with the time that we have to wait to

paint a second picture i mean i am not trying to be rude to the app i mean for an app to be successful it needs to gain money like for example if you go to a supermarket and buy milk all the time. Whoa. This scenario is... I can guarantee, folks, I guarantee you this scenario has very little to do with book apps. I don't even know what's going to happen, but... I will say it's so... It says, like, for example, if you go to a...

And then it starts a full new paragraph in the middle of the sentence like it's literally like my thought has just completely shifted so suddenly and done such a 180 that we're in a totally new paragraph now in the middle of the sentence like for example if you go to a supermarket and buy milk and butter we need to pay because of all the hard workers think Think about from the sun to grass, then to cows, then cows, then farmers to the truck and driver. Then the driver works day and night

to deliver the milk and butter to the supermarkets, then stacking the milk and butter. And finally, we simply just get it like downloading this app. And then all that hard work making the app just doesn't get any credit. That is why people pay for apps also just to get extra features people earn the money and they decide to pay the app and use their money for an app hope this changes your mind have a nice day i love this app

oh wait okay wait wait i'm so confused i took a wrong turn did they change their own mind yes i think so because it sounded like they were against they said the only thing i would change is letting people that choose to paint for free to paint a limited amount of pictures because you need to wait 13 hours for another painting so the point of the app if you're going to wait because you could buy your own tools and a canvas in that time but also think about all the farmers yeah drivers so you should probably change your own mind i'm very honestly impressed by this reviewer that they managed to like talk themselves out of a negative review like while they were typing and we got to see the process this is a rare moment everyone it's like a behind the scenes of a real reviewer's mind. Absolutely. If any of you are bird watchers out there, it's like seeing a grackle eating a potato chip.

And then putting one leg back down on the ground. Holy cow. That's actually really, I love that review. I was like taken for a ride with that. I just was like. I did not expect that. I was like rolling my eyes like oh come on just pay them the money if you really want and like whatever like let them get their

money somehow i just do wonder if they actually ever did pay the money probably not probably not they at least now don't hopefully don't complain about what the free service offers i'm really amazed it's like the way that i talk to myself in my head but like not right i'm like think about all the cows like i just you know that's my head and then but i don't think i ever really come to such a such a startling conclusion i know i never like changed my mind completely do a whole 180 within a like a paragraph let alone like let everybody see it yes that's even better and hope they join me in my decision making um so thank you alita that was a hot mess but i enjoyed it thoroughly yeah it was a hot mess that ended up being pretty positive so it makes me happy All right. We've got one more.

This is from Lauren Sheher. She says, my name is Lauren. I live in the DFW area in Texas. To say I love the show is an understatement. I've been listening since the beginning. Thankful to have so many new pod episodes during this crappy quarantine time. Oops, we stopped doing that. I recently lost my job

so i've been i've been thankful to have your podcast to listen to and cheer myself up thank y'all for that uh you're welcome i'm sorry to hear that first of all but thank you for the kind words and i'm glad you're keeping your spirits up yeah and lauren did some really good work because she is letting me finish on quite the positive note okay this is a review of nature's bounty fish oil 1200 milligram twin packs 180 count per bottle 360 total rapid release liquid soft gels huge twin pack savings like massive bottles dad buys those at costco Oh I bet he does This is a 5 star review by Robert I'm 74 and I've been using this product Religiously for years

After my physician recommended I take 5 grams of fish oil daily My annual blood work now comes back Very good Except now the doctor recommends I drink more water I like delivery to my home i got tired of the lady at the pharmacy remarking that's a lot of fish oil i always told her my fish are squeaking really bad there's one more word totally a dad that's right one more word parentheses

humor end of review oh that's it i'm sorry i didn't mean to interrupt with one word left literally said my fish are squeaking really bad and then put in parentheses the word humor to make sure we knew that they were just being funny oh well i'm glad you clarified sir oh my oh my god can you imagine the pharmacist probably like oh god i'm so glad that guy gets us delivered to his home. I'm so tired of hearing him talk about how squeaky his fish are. Well, also like, I don't blame these pharmacists commenting. I'm sick of pharmacists commenting.

What is going on? Okay, I got a bunch of emails, I will say. And some nice, some not so nice, mostly nice, about the bank teller who asked about my checks. And yes, you're right. I totally understand. And I learned something that sometimes and oftentimes for the customer's client's safety, they will ask, hey, what do you do for a living so that we can make sure,

especially with out-of-state checks, that this is like not fraudulent, etc. The problem I had was when, so I do fully understand that. And you were right and that might have been what was happening until the man loudly started to ask started to announce how much money was a in my bank account in front of many people and b um handed me his business card because he wanted to know more about podcasting so that was where my kind of um fishiness for lack of a better term came in yeah and it wasn't like i had some tremendous amount of money either like it's keep keep squeaking to a minimum squeaking to the minimum i don't really know if he was flirting with me

like i don't know what was going on but it was supremely uncomfortable um that's the way to do it yeah it worked based on bank accounts i know i see i have access to your bank account i know how much money you make hey you single yeah exactly so i mean and honestly like i do understand because i was bringing in tour checks from other cities like for me and m and so it was it was like more money than i would have on a normal day because it was like hey we did 10 live shows at comedy clubs like i'm carrying a lot of cat like checks from different cities so yes i totally get that and that is probably what was happening he just maybe took it a little too far as far as like hey also here's my phone number i want to learn about

podcasting which may have just now i'm like now realizing maybe that was just kind of a a little skeevy like flirtation thing i don't know or maybe he literally is like uh you are clearly doing something fraudulent and call me i'm an fbi agent call this number i don't know i i do i think that it is very inappropriate of course to say those numbers aloud for people other people that part was also not great and also to give you his his business card there to ask specifically for like your personal job it doesn't seem like it wasn't like on behalf of the bank like if you need to do more business it wasn't like yes it was because he wanted to learn more about business it was like hey personal things yes it seemed to cross a

boundary and i i do get like if he's like oh what do you do like i actually did not know that so i did learn a thing or two and you guys are probably right that that's what he wasn't like whispering to you like hey like what do you do are you okay is everything okay what are these or it was more of like a oh my god where'd this money come yeah like what do you do there's like five thousand dollars on this check from houston and i was like why are you yelling that there are so many people here also like i'm about to walk to my car in the dark like don't yell about my money okay so i get it maybe he just wasn't subtle but i think i was gonna what they were saying is like, not are you okay, but like, what are you doing to make this fishy money?

Like this seems or scammer. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think people were, I thought people were saying like also like. To protect my. If you were like taking, being taken advantage of in some way. I see.

Yeah. But I don't know. I think everyone has their opinions on it. And I bet there's a better, a good way to look out for your bank customers. But it doesn't sound like he did the best thing. Let's just say I started online banking pretty much full time after that. Smart, smart. Anyway, so, but thank you, everyone.

That was very illuminating, I will say. So I learned a lot. I appreciate it. And I'm sorry if I offended anybody. I didn't mean to. I really didn't. So that's it, right think so that was uh that was that on that um we are going to try to do more of these now i'm sorry that we we kind of went mia for a while it was not intentional it just kind of happened and then every time we had to record it we didn't have

time to do another one so yeah and then i was home for two weeks and i know that sounds like it would make it easier but it was actually kind of somehow it didn't it was more difficult recording in person i think it's because we just both had so much going on that like yeah we weren't like at our own computers i don't know i don't know why it was hard but i don't know but also when we did record in person it was with that mic and it wasn't it didn't sound great it didn't sound great so whatever i think this is for the best we're more back on track now we're fine we're here for you uh we love you and we appreciate you sending things in and if you want to send in emails of your own please send them to beach

to sandy at gmail.com uh include between you and us in the subject and we'll add it to our ever growing folder that we pick reviews from and hopefully one day yours will be read on our free radio show hopefully and we can't wait for that very very day um thank you so much and uh we will see you next time that this comes out on some mysterious day in the future or or you'll listen to our regular episodes and not just these. Because if you listen to just these, then you'll be very disappointed. It doesn't have quite the same mystique,

but that's okay. Well, that and we don't release them as often. Yeah, yeah. Maybe don't hold your breath on this one. You might not last very long. All right. Thanks, everyone. Bye.

Bye.