Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - Between You And Us: Episode 21

Episode Date: February 8, 2021

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. and we're back with some smooth between you and us content how are you i'm great thank you for asking how are you i'm doing just fantastically we've got some wonderful listeners who send in some wonderful reviews via email and then now we can read them to the rest of the listeners yep yes that's sums it up that's what we do here you go first okay so my first one this is from amber long time fan first time emailer who um said behold this gem of a review of the cannabis strain AK-47 from Leafly.

That's a new one. To be clear, not the cannabis strain. I don't know anything about it. I mean, it's a new concept. That's a new strain to me. I haven't heard of it. Let me take notes. Christina, let me tell you, this is something you need in your life.

Okay, you ready? Okay. Oh, God. AK-47. First of all, I would like to point out that um they censor it looks like the reviewer it's like there's a k a bunch of dots and the letter g at the end so i wonder if that's because it's like a weed thing that they've censored king kong king kong this is a review by king kong five stars fresh i vaped it in the bath it made me shit myself literally ender rick oh my that's not very

fresh and then under effects it says aroused so i guess that's like contained sexy stuff but warning warning warning where's the where's the fucking can cause you to be aroused in the back when you shit yourself 195 people people found it helpful, though. Did they? Well, I find it helpful because I definitely want nothing to do with it. Also, I'd like to add that I now understand why they censored the name. I don't think they have to be any clearer. They read them and go, I don't think this person should be publicly revealed.

You know? Okay. I have one here. This is from hallie hallie says christine i need to share this with you so badly it is i'm nervous a common sense media review of the movie frozen that explains it yeah by a child. Here's the title. I've got a bunch of reasons this movie stinks, and here's the reasons why. A couple of years ago, Disney wanted to make a movie called The Snow Queen, but the idea was shelved. After the success of Tangle, Disney wanted to make a movie called Frozen, but man, I really wanted to see that.

And a few years later, I was watching Nickelodeon, and I saw a commercial for Frozen. Back then, I wanted to make a movie called Frozen, but man, I really wanted to see that. And a few years later, I was watching Nickelodeon and I saw a commercial for Frozen back then I wanted to see that movie. But a month or so later, everyone that I knew had already seen it. I thought to myself, I have to slash got to see this movie. I asked my sister to take me to the mall by foot just to see the movie, but she got so stubborn and said no. But around the time i got pizza from the target near that particular mall and frozen i sat down in my room and watched it i liked the first half of it but after the transition to the other half i kind of started to think it was stupid okay that's kind of like this review except reversed i hated the first half because it had nothing to do with the actual

movie you mean this review that I'm reading the review is like it's like meta it's like I they're like complaining about like oh the first half was great and for me it's like well the first half of this review was terrible well the bad news for you is that it's not gonna revert to your your enjoyment of the second half it's just gonna get worse oh let's see i mean i like christoph he's one cool dude and his animal sidekick sven and i like anna because she's an optimist olaf the comic relief the snowman on the other hand reminds me of mojo jojo from the powerpuff girls plus disney stole the name olaf from one of the greatest villains in a series of unfortunate events.

Hans, the main villain, is cool for a villain. And he's not really that much of a villain, just a secondary anti-hero. Elsa, on the other hand, is probably the worst character. She's the main anti-hero and the main bad guy. Although I hate it when she redeems herself. Always shutting people out after she not purposely hurts anna creating comma a blizzard comma turning summer into winter and worst of all singing that horrible song let it go during the second half i said to myself bah sounds like a badly done snow queen disney version to me i thought boy in the first half did those little suckers get back at me

now let me tell you the top six reasons on why i think frozen is so lame and stupid wait we're not even there yet oh my god oh my goodness i forgot to warn you that hallie warned me that it's long. Yeah. I did not get proper warning so I'm a little furious. I will say we're about halfway through. Oh my god. Okay. Don't worry. The first half is still terrible.

Yeah. Maybe you'll like the second half. Okay. Now let me tell you. That's all every letter is capitalized of the first. Every first letter of every word is capitalized in there. Now let me tell you the top six reasons on why I think Frozen is so lame and stupid. Six.

The characters are so bland and that it needs a little bit more work. Like I said before, I mean, I like Kristoff. He's one cool dude. Look, look, look, look, look, look. If you just outlined all the reasons why you don't like it, you don't have to put it into number forms and then repeat them that's not how the list works backwards number form is great too the snowman on the other hand reminds me reminds me of mojo jojo from the path of girls did you go back or we really just repeating ourselves

it's a new point sorry i'll just let you finish so we can get through this plus disney stole the name olaf from one of the greatest villains in a series of unfortunate events okay i'm not gonna read this last few lines because it literally says hans the main villain is cool for elsa she i hate when she redeems herself wait it's actually just repeating it why i don't know and i hate when she sings that horrible okay here okay i'm gonna this is the okay this is the end of point six this is the end of point six and worst of all singing that horrible song let Go. I'll get to Let It Go in a minute. Number five, Disney should have done a better job. I mean, critics and random general people say it's great as The Lion King, but it's not. If it was the same level as The Lion King, it would have been much darker and scarier,

have at least one sacrifice. At least... I'm sorry, I couldn't let you get past that one. Excuse me, that's your judge of a good disney movie how many sacrifices it has jesus christ i did i did used to say that and i mean i still am kind of a fan of like books where people die weirdly like generally it's it makes me enjoy books not because they die though and i feel like this part of this child is more uh sadistic in nature than i am yeah it seems a little bit they're asking for it to be um darker disney maybe it would have been much darker and scarier

have at least one sacrifice and at least one flight sequence i'm assuming they meant fight sequence oh my god i was literally going through my brain like i haven't seen lion king in a long time but i'm like picturing birds i'm like who who's flying in the lion king of the lion king 2 uh heading to london or whatever probably mixing up lion king and madagascar oh that's true it's entirely possible okay have at least one flight sequence be a Miyazaki inspired movie. Have the main bad guy have magical powers. Have Olaf and Sven tell Anna not to not worry in a Hakuna Matata fashion. Have Anna and Elsa's parents killed in a different way, like falling off a hill, etc. Have a greater song than Let It Go. Although Love is an Open Door reminded me my sister and our

friends of High School Musical, which is a great movie. I buy every of its merchandise at the Target I mentioned earlier tonight. Also, the Love is an Open Door song is like Hakuna Matata High School Musical style. By the lyrics, Anna, say goodbye Hans, say goodbye both to the- Wait, say goodbye Hans, say goodbye both to the pain of the past. We don't have to feel it anymore. See? And the movie would

have more responsibility lessons and it would have a better song than that silly let it go so there four frozen deserves i i wanted to stop you so many times but i just couldn't this person is just this is a child and i know i shouldn't take this as seriously as i am but i love that she wants her parents to fall they want it to be less like other like they supposedly stole the name olaf and yet it's not enough like the lion king it needs to be more like the lion king and have the Hakuna Matata moments but it's also great that it's like high school musical what pick a lane or don't your child I'm sorry I'm getting so upset at you why do you want why do you want our parents to fall off a hill and die

they literally died in a fucking shipwreck for some reason that seemed normal to me that that aspect of it thinking i think they're saying like like like with with uh in the lion king falling off the cliff i think that's i think it was a reference he got tramp trampled yeah after falling off he fell and then like fell into a stampede no you're thinking of high school musical oh my god you're right um where they fall their parents fall off a hill um have their elsa's parents killed in a different way oh my god okay uh four frozen deserves less the attention it can get frozen is an overappreciated movie

it won an oscar a golden globe and annie at kids choice awards etc ever go to the disney store sometime if you do you've no doubt noticed that about 80 of the merchandise that place has for oscar a golden globe and annie at kids choice awards etc ever go to the disney store sometime if you do you've no doubt noticed that about 80 of the merchandise that place has for television shows are for jetix airing shows that disney didn't make i don't know what that means sheesh p.s i am a huge jetix fan i don't and i'm a boy okay that's adding some context here i didn't know that no you didn't you were not talking about them as if they were a boy. So. No, I wasn't.

I'm pretty sure I completely used the wrong pronouns. My bad. And I'm a boy. All I'm saying is that I want great movies like The Wind Rises, Despicable Me 2, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 university etc excuse me okay they said monsters okay i like monsters university don't get me wrong but like if you can name any movie why would you pick that one okay whatever it's their preference but they're wrong well all of those are sequels which is like that is very weird how do they like i wonder if they like frozen too

i don't know actually it's a great question that might like Frozen 2? I don't know, actually. It's a great question. That might change the game. Yeah. I don't know how many people die on hills in that, but. Probably at least one. This person certainly picked a hill to die on. More like 20. To get more attention than that dumb Frozen, Frozen, sorry, 4.

Okay, we already did. You said 4 already. I know. Don't you dare. Hang on, hang on. Oh, no, sorry. Four. Okay, we already did. You said four already. I know. Don't you dare. Hang on, hang on. Oh, no, sorry. It says four the second time. Sheesh.

Whatever that means. Three. It's Disney. How could the stoop so low? Shut up. Is that it? For three? No, there's more.

Shut up. The reason that Frozen is so popular is just an attempt by Disney to get more money. That's because unlike some other products Disney's made, they were not at the level as the greatest film of all time. Two, Timo Supremo, Beyblade, and Phineas and Ferb are much cooler Disney products. I mean, the suckish Frozen targets five-year-old girls, and Team of Supremo, Beyblade, and Phineas and Ferb target six-year-old boys. I mean, those TV shows are much more awesome. There's a Beyblade TV show?

I don't know. I guess so. Is that what- Actually, yeah. I've seen that. I've heard of that, yes. You've seen that? No, I've not seen it. You've seen the Beyblade TV show? I've heard of it. I know that it's a TV show because I thought, that's weird um isn't that like a toy yes it's where yeah and then they made a tv show out of it i'm pretty sure what the heck that had one season is it on nickelodeon no it was it's just it's on disney

now oh i don't know oh no never mind so they had beyblade beyblade v force it's just a japanese anime um sorry i'm just i'm i'm i'm well phineas and ferb is also a japanese anime it doesn't make it any less cool i had nothing against anime that's all the point i just wanted to call phineas and ferb an anime okay uh i mean the suckish tv okay blah blah those shows would win over the stupid frozen plus candace from phineas and ferb is voiced by ashley tisdale high school musical sweet life of zach and cody beyblade was a jetix show for once since i am a jetix fan and timo supremo crandall and brenda make the cutest disney couple nuff said finally the number one i think frozen sucks is because of the song let it go every time i hear it stays in my head honestly

after let it go it just started to go downhill although i do like the demi lovato version she's dating that 70s show fez seriously disney pretend that frozen was never around so i can get on with my life for the third time. Sheesh. Sorry if I offended anyone with the reasons you suck. Speech to Frozen. I don't know what that means. I just am so angry at Frozen. If there's anyone there who hates Frozen, create a Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook,

Tumblr, Vine, blog, Pinterest, etc. And even Skype and call it Frozen Haters. And if anyone out there who feels the same way as me on your Frozen Haters page, put hashtag I hate Frozen. And on May 1st, 2014 we will... Hold on. What?

Just like a call to arms? Yeah. A revolution? And on May 1st, 2014 we will announce how many people hate frozen i'm not saying i hate disney i just think they could have done a better job so until then i'll catch you on the flip side end of review okay i will say if you are not a fan of frozen then life sucked for you as a disney fan yeah i'm sure sure it did. Yeah. Frozen was everywhere. It was dominating everything. It's like still everywhere.

It still is. Six years later or seven years later. I mean, so I get that. I'm looking up Frozen hater Pinterest account. But oh my God. I love how he says somebody out there make a Frozen haters Pinterest account and Tumblr and Facebook, which is like, why don't you do it? I think this child has done enough with this review okay i'm gonna just put that out there please don't do anything else child i do this is one of those reviews though that i would like to

interview this person oh absolutely if we can get this person on our youtube channel yeah i know how to do it to create a youtube channel called frozen haters right hashtag i hate frozen and then we wait for may 1st 2014 oh shit let's just create a podcast frozen haters do you think on may 1st 2014 he actually announced that there are three people who hate frozen it's just like him and his parents or him and his sister or something maybe um wow revolution's got to start somewhere you know i'm trying to find frozen haters but it's really hard to find because you know it doesn't exist but it doesn't that's so sad i know this person's life goal just poof sorry that was a lot but it was it was the longest one i have so i got it out

of the way thank god you did mine are not that wild um so i think we should just be done honestly that was i think i did quite a ride um so thank you hallie for that it was hallie's fault no one else alexander's not happy about it but i am i'm it upset me i'm not gonna lie well famously loves frozen more than his own life so that's the thing is i don't give a shit about frozen that upset me that's how that's how much has affected me yeah yeah yeah okay it was i keep telling myself it was a child chill okay here's a review that was sent in by tori she her who was looking at anthropology and came across a sunglasses chain. Okay, so it's like a chain that you like.

Oh, I thought you meant like Ray-Ban, like a brand. Oh, no, no, sorry. A literal chain. Like, yeah, you put it and you can attach it to your. Like a wallet chain and just as cool. So like it goes, two loops go on the glasses. I think those are called croquis. Really?

Or maybe that's just the brand. Those are like what the one frat boys wear. Yeah, it doesn't look like those, but yes, same idea. Got it. And I can't tell you what it looks like, but here we go. You'll find out. It's a two-star review, and it says, do you recommend this product? No.

The title is, I see molars. I really like the sturdy weight and length of this chain it can also be used for face masks which is a bonus however the shape of the glass pearls are not round they are shaped more like molar teeth i can't unsee the molars so i'm giving this to my dental hygienist for christmas end of review oh my god here you go here's some sunglass here's a sunglass chain and i thought of you i kind of get it like yeah it does kind of look like molars okay i get it if you are one of those people who actually goes to the dentist every six months and has some sort of at least a casual relationship with your dental hygienist because i don't have a relationship with my dental hygienist uh because i do not go to the

dentist often enough i know i'm naming my child after my oh are you hygienist yeah wow that's fitting uh tim she's also a bengal cheerleader oh got it okay yeah that makes a lot of sense it'll be like giovanni but, you know, different. I sent you a picture, by the way. Oh. Kind of looks like teeth, huh? Oh, they do look like teeth. Well, only when you tell me that.

I feel like if you didn't tell me that, I wouldn't have thought they looked like teeth. Yeah, maybe that's fair. Because they're, I mean, they look like they're from anthropology and they're trying to be fancy is what they look like. Or they look a little bit like when you put string through popcorn. Yes. Christmas tree. Yes. Anyway, those are some clean teeth.

I now, I'm trying to figure out, I'm sorry. I'm trying to figure out if this Facebook page called Frozen Haters is by. Oh my God, you're still on this shit. God damn it. Can we move on? I hate this. this well he talks about going to the mall with his parents so it's definitely a child but i don't know if it's the child okay the next review i have was sent in by sandra who says hello shiever squad oh i did a thing where i went to the absolute oldest email in our beach to or between you and us that I can. Nice. So when was this from? It says June 2019, which doesn't quite make sense, right? I don't think so. I hit

like oldest. So I don't know. Maybe if it's older than that, it got cut off. I hope not. But maybe this is from Sandra, who maybe does not listen anymore. Who knows? Who says, I decided to Google my local police department, see if they have any had any bad reviews now alexander the reason i picked this is because you taught me a phrase yesterday or was that today i don't recall you taught me a phrase yesterday that um that i thought was fitting that related to this review do you remember the phrase no i have no idea what you're talking about something about leopards eating your face or something yes okay so i thought it was fitting does everybody know what that is probably not probably i didn't um so i'll read this to you

then we'll we'll explain okay we'll discuss this is a one-star review by zachary of the police station of few okay she taught me how to say it fuquay verena fuquay verena is the town no no no no no it's fuck a vagina right haven't we had this conversation have we that's horrible why would you say that maybe we just talk about that on stream a lot i have a i have a mug oh it's just did you see it's from sandra yeah oh it's noodle cakes oh my god oh is it yeah i'm like I'm like, what? That's hilarious. Like, everything's, like, the pieces are falling into place.

You're like, that's weird. So many references. I'm like, Snoodle Cakes sent me a mug with that city on it. Wait, really? And I'm like, oh, it's Sandra. Sorry. Fuquay Verena. Okay, this is from Snoodle Cakes.

One Star Review by Zachary of the Police Station. one-star view by zachary of the police station i do not typically make reviews especially for the brave men and women who risk their lives to serve and protect but when an officer thinks their badge is a crown i have no problem calling them out p.o rm schulte polled me for expired tag on a vehicle that we do not drive very often and honestly I unknowingly didn't know it was expired. Not to mention he followed me from the bridge at five points and didn't pull me until John Heaster so obviously this gave him plenty of time to come up with a reason to pull me over. I explained to him I was on the way to drop my son off at school and he gave me the typical I'll be right back and proceeded to take approximately 15 minutes to which he returned with a citation.

He then had the nerve to explain to me if I get the vehicle inspected and get registration renewed then I could have the case dismissed. To which my reply was, you're going to give me a ticket knowingly it could be dismissed? He smiled and said yes. It is a $215 citation where $25 is a 215 citation where 25 is a fine and 190 is court costs so even if case is dismissed i am sure the 190 will still have to be paid by the way my company has been a proud sponsor of the police department for a very long time but i guess and non-violent non-moving violation is much more important than a friendly reminder or warning. My company will not be sponsoring their calendars ever again. And I hope that this review is read.

And if this is the way the Fuquay-Varina Police Department wants to operate from here on, all I can say to its residents or people passing through is this is your fair warning. End of review. Wow. Did I understand the phrase correctly fucking privilege yeah like i support the police station until i get pulled over having expired tags and until they're against me then it's like wait a second hey i support you guys but only for violent offenders quote unquote violent offenders violating other people's rights right now why exactly why are you exactly

why are you doing this to me what you don't understand is i didn't i unknowingly didn't know that my tags were expired so literally this person admitted fault in the review right yes jesus christ so to explain to you all apparently there's a subreddit leopards what is it leopards ate my face i was like what's the past tense of eat okay that's what it is but the the whole like the premise is that so i never thought leopards would eat my face sobs woman who voted for the leopards eating people's faces party that was like a tweet that someone tweeted and that's like i think the origin um of this notion is if you support like a political party candidate or government institution

whatever and then they do whatever you're voting for them to do to you suddenly you are offended and surprised these people want politicians the police to oppress others but the moment that it affects them personally they get upset and it's it's like, well, what the fuck? What do you expect when you support these people? Well, which is hilarious that Zachary believes that supporting the local police calendar makes him exempt from re-registering, renewing his registration on his car. Presumably being a white person, they think that alone is... There's a photo. Yeah, why? They shouldn't be bothered by the police of course not well he was driving his child to school hello it's just like what you're nothing you're saying is and then he says the guy

even says that i could dismiss this entire ticket how dare he it's like you're literally getting like the easiest you know normally we don't cover police stations and do all that but i just thought this was like yeah such a primo example of what alexander taught me yesterday that i support oh and then uh snoodle cakes wrote i don't know what the fvpd will do without his company sponsoring their calendars they might just shut down well let's fucking hope so actually i mean at this point like maybe we should all stop so maybe that's the answer stop buying the sexy police calendar that's the key yep oh defund uh police calendars okay let's start small it's a start hey hey it's a start but i said that i know i know i'm i'm talking to everyone else I'm like agreeing with you okay Alexander and I

will be the first to remove our funding please tell them we funded police calendars I didn't even know police calendars was a thing I thought that was just for firefighters me neither okay my last one this is from Christina she her uh who just says love y'all love the podcast and provided this it is actually a it is so have you heard of effing birds yes of course i have i had not so effing birds it's art with birds that say rude things so i see a picture of an owl that says fuck off with that shit um and a lot of like curse words very inappropriate stuff i believe there's a book about it yeah there's a book as well and they're like they sell merchandise there's an instagram account it's a great instagram account so this is a

screenshot of the instagram account oh because the instagram account took a screenshot the effenbert's instagram account took a screenshot of a review oh sorry not a review of an email that was sent into them. They took a screenshot and posted it and left the person's first name Meg, but blurred out their email. That was nice. This is what Meg had to say. The subject of the email is just some advice, please. Hi, I was laughing my head off at all of your items because I can handle fuck and shit. However, when I saw goddamn and they censored it, of course, I immediately had to nix my

plan to buy everyone in my family something. I hate that word more than anything. A bunch of people I know are fine with every curse word in the book. But when you take the Lord's name in vain, that is where we draw the line. It is not funny either, whereas the others are. It would behoove you to that, that out of your lineup. Please, so I can buy from you, Meg. Oh my God. Take that out. I was going to buy 65, 000 copies for all of my friends who also hate that word they're all members of my blended church and look at look at us now you're not getting our business because you use the word goddamn the best part might be the response from owner

which is basically just what they post so they posted this on instagram and here is the caption they included with this post. Meg was the one who wrote that. So they said, eat farts, Meg. End of response. Oh my God. I just love that Meg

used all the cliches of like, oh, all my friends feel so many people besides me. It's not just me feel this way. I was going to spend so much money. Also, I'm really hip and cool. I love the F word. Yeah, I'm with y'all.

I love the fuck and the shit. My church actually sings songs with the F word in it. That's how cool I am. My hymns, my biblical hymns have the F word in it. But you went too far. Yeah, so I just hate that so very much i mean we get emails like that pretty we used to get them pretty i was gonna say have we been getting those we used to like about when people people first discovered us and then they got upset that we were swearing um i think all those people left because they can just read the

reviews that say we swear and they're like okay yeah um but man we got some like really weird ones we some woman left us an entire like three-page list of words that we could use instead of swear words do you remember that yeah that was the strangest like that was so i was like you spent a lot of time writing out words that aren't real for us to use it was very patronizing anyway well thank you for that that was bonkers we just sent us down into a little uh it just it's like so infuriating because it's like so patronizing of like i would support you except i'm personally very offended by one thing that you're doing i don't know people are feel often feel entitled to other people's content or think that they they

deserve to be able to listen to it on their own terms or how they like it or or read it like in this in the case of effing birds like we put explicit on it and i'm sure effing birds is pretty clear that they're not oh yeah explicit free and the fact that that's where you draw the line it's pretty ridiculous to me i mean not everyone's gonna have your religious beliefs and i don't think it's fair to tell people oh because of my religious beliefs you to have your religious beliefs. And I don't think it's fair to tell people, oh, because of my religious beliefs, you should change how you do your business. I don't think that's fair at all. I mean, obviously. Oh, I do. But I know you disagree. But I guess we disagree on one, one tiny thing. Yeah. JK. Okay, this is the last one I have. This is from Cecilia. Cecilia just wrote, someone posted this on Facebook, and I had to share. Now,

this is a review from amazon um you know how amazon sells clothes like that are just kind of random brands that aren't really i don't even know how to explain like their own basic like it says it like it's like their amazon clothes no it's it's pretty much just like i don't know how to say this okay so for example i bought a fluffy coat yesterday on Amazon, okay? But there were like five brands, like random brands that use the exact same photo of a person wearing the jacket, but under different brands. Like, I don't know.

And they were all like 25 bucks. I don't know. I have no idea what you're talking about. You buy all your clothes off Amazon? Believe it or not, no. Well, I'm a very classy dude. But anyway, so this looks like one of those where it's just kind of a generic brand that doesn't really exist out in the real world. They just sell shit on Amazon.

So it's called Corundo Women's 2019 Summer Hot Short Sleeve Dress. V-neck high waist floral print mini boho sundress with button. Okay, this is a little bit of everything. Yes, it does. It's a very beautiful dress it's kind of like a floral print summer dress so amazon customer verified purchase left this review five stars recommended by world's worst mom i bought this for a generally ungrateful and entitled 21 year old daughter she wears about a 12 usually and i ordered an xl it fit and looked great on her and if she had refrained from her moodiness it would have had an even better effect when i listened to her list my myriad faults this cute dress gave me

some distraction to try to tune her out it cost about the same as a pack of birth control pills in 1997 which may have been a more prudent investment end of review oh my god 146 people found this helpful my favorite is that it's a verified purchase good that people found this helpful and will hopefully act accordingly but oh my god that is so sad i know i was like yikes okay uh but just so matter of fact it's gotta do your Gotta do your best. My daughter's a brat. Hopefully it's just a phase. Anyway. Is that it?

I think that's all. Oh my gosh. Well, that was fun times, everybody. Christina, you didn't, I don't think you brought a single fun review to the table. So don't you dare say it was fun. Like I brought my funny effing bird. I talk about effing birds. Sandy, I had a great time.

Christina, you brought up the police you brought up frozen hate which on which just alone sounds okay but then when you got into it honestly like that was one of the worst and most obnoxious reviews we've ever had and then you ended up with ended with like a child who doesn't love their mom and their mom just feeling really unappreciated what the fuck it was five stars too and i was like great this one's gonna be like you know what i bring to the table and if you're still surprised i would first of all stop using the lord's name in vain on my show i said holy god that was not a curse i'm praying i said holy god i'm praying you're using the lord's

name bane you tricked me once before. You got me. You got me. The last time you did that. You got me. And I thought you were praying and I sat here silently for about five minutes. You got me. Anyway, thank you, everybody, for sending in your reviews. Send them in to beach2sandy at gmail.com with the subject Between You and Us. And we will put them in a folder along with the other 2,000 we have.

But we might pick it because I just scroll through and randomly pick them we might and also um just i was just kidding we we do like all the dumb dark stuff too we're a fan of it all so just he doesn't i i i'm a fan of it only because i know you all like listening to it so we do it for you we sacrifice our body mind and soul for you. We sacrifice our body, mind, and soul for you. I'm not going to heaven because of you all. No, our souls are screwed. We know that already. I was going to go to heaven until this podcast. That's right.

All right. Anyway, on that note, we'll see you on Wednesday. Oh, well, Alexander will see you on Wednesday. I'll see you in the Frozen Haters Facebook group. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.