Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet - Between You And Us: Episode 41

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

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What? FedEx. Thanks. No more questions. Always your answer for international shipping. FedEx, where now meets next. Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast. but i'd give it zero stars if i could hello and welcome to between you and Us, October 2022 edition. Wow, we made it. We did it.

We see that every month. Shocked. Shock and awe. Shock and awe. This is where we read the reviews that you sent in via email to beachyousandyatgmail.com. Ideally with Between You and Us in the subject yes that's right and we get a lot and they're uh we're so thankful for them because you really do find some of the creme de la creme of the internet yeah um and speaking of which i have an email just right

off the bat that i never actually read oh excellent that's gonna go really well yeah uh this was sent in by faith um the reason i i think i just immediately put it in my thing in my folder because it says in all caps the subject is please i am begging you and then the first line is please it is incredibly important that i share these reviews with you i need alexander to read them immediately okay wait let me just make sure because i also have reviews with you i need alexander to read them immediately okay wait let me just make sure because i also have something with a very similar title oh no and i who is this from faith oh no the one i have is from abigail which is called i am on my knees begging so that's a lot of begging yeah there's a lot and like apparently it's working question

mark yeah unfortunately yeah unfortunately we're giving in usually all the people who send in nice and neat between you and us very just no i will say i feel like they get i feel like they get precedence but sometimes sometimes when i'm feeling gracious i'm like fine what is it yeah okay sorry go ahead uh so i just want to make sure we didn't somehow get like multiples of the same email and pick it. Yeah. This is... I don't even know.

I should have read it beforehand. I'm just going to just let's see what happens here. I mean, I'm down. I'm down for a journey. I'm going to read the email. Now that I have your attention, I was watching a TikTok tonight that high key terrified me and it said that 80% of us have intestinal worms. And it recommended this product, Paragard, to quote, deworm yourself.

Here it is for your viewing pleasure. Link the TikTok, which I did not watch. I was going to say, please tell me you didn't click that. But yeah, it was a paid partnership, I see. So, of course, being absolutely shaken to my core of the thought, I jumped over to Amazon to see how much this shit is and the reviews. The reviews. People have posted pictures of the worms leaving their bodies.

No, absolutely not. And then it's a disgusting but absolutely hilarious. Christina, this is foul. I don't know about this. This is foul. It's an herbal dietary supplement. It's not. Zoller Paragard Advanced Cleanse and Digestive Supplement

Intestinal Support for Humans with Wormwood. Kosher. It's kosher. Thank God. And it's on sale. I can't. i would just like to say this is uh none of this is something i would recommend you purchase people uh dear lord okay all right something these photos christina i don't want to know

yeah they're disgusting yeah i don't i like legitimately usually my curiosity would overtake me but i genuinely don't so bad don't do it uh here's a one-star review titled unconvinced and constipated oh no well i truly wanted to be a believer but now it seems like a confusing myth my husband and I started this five days ago. 30 drops, three times a day. I imagine this is what flea and tick spray tastes like. Day one, husband had upset stomach and acid reflux. I didn't feel anything.

Days two to five, husband doesn't notice any poop differences, but he's been eating consistently and doesn't take it on an empty stomach. I began having constipation doubled over with gas, enough to blow up a large balloon, and only diarrhea splats that come out with my gas. It's also causing me to go hoarse and burns my throat. So now that I've not done a bowel movement in four days, I have to stop taking this to unblock my constipation. Prior to taking this, I'd go two

times a day. At this point, we will be getting a comprehensive PCR stool test for us and our kids. I'm also arranging a lab to actually test what exactly is in this bottle of Paragard. We'll update review with results. I don't think it's worth messing around with poison you can buy on Amazon. Parents, please don't poison your children. Take in first stool test end of review alexander this sounds like back in the day i always wonder about this when people would sell like random elixirs and shit like in the 1800s and like traveling snake oil salesmen all that business and i always wondered like what did people think once they took it and realized like this is probably a hoax i

feel like that's the kind of thing where it's like well we believed it we took it for several days and now um my husband and i are not feeling good but i feel like so many people when they feel negatively it's like part of it yeah and they think they're cleansing and they think that it's getting rid of the negativity like the negative stuff and you have to go through that to get to the other side kind of thing you're totally right because and i i feel like i'm gonna say this word and it's gonna sound like a double entendre but like the word like oh toxic like oh it's a toxic uh yes phrasing of like oh well that means it's working yeah like oh your face is erupting in blemishes that means it's all the toxins exactly your body yes exactly that's what people like such a red

flag and there's so many positive reviews of this stuff by the way like very a lot of five star you think it says verified purchase wow i so i don't know but i mean that original tiktok was paid partnership and it had like 500 some thousand likes. So they probably made so much money from that. Like see a doctor or like a medical professional, somebody maybe. Yes. Before taking things like that. Before just like taking.

There are a lot of stool tests available that, I mean, if it's something that like you really want to get tested, it's hundreds of dollars. But like, it's not like thousands. No. Yeah. So, I mean, it's at least somewhat if that's something that you feel like you really need. It's at least better than hurting your body more by taking random things you see on TikTok. Exactly. And exactly. And I mean, I like to think like if somebody does have insurance maybe a doctor will like you know and i but again i know that like insurance is really not not something like easily

come across in the united states um but yeah i feel like it's more dangerous to just see something or take something you find on tiktok right you know what i mean like i feel like you could yeah get worse and more expensive exactly that's what i troubleshoot that problem maybe avoid those things unless uh medical professional actually yeah as you should yeah and like i mean as someone with a bowel disease like i've googled every possible at least when i was really sick i've googled every possible like mom least when I was really sick, I've Googled every possible. Mom and I used to look at these worms that you drank and they were supposed to heal your inside. I mean, I've looked at all of these things, but just please be so careful before you actually take anything.

Okay. Anyway. I ate some worms when I was little little but it was because i thought that's how you learn to do the worm and i never learned i still don't know how to do it wait you ate them and you still never learned i know i thought they'd wiggle me wiggle my body you know you're like oh alexander that's the least vegan thing you've ever said i ate some worms okay so this is one of those things um which you're probably already expecting where i don't know what's in this folder this is an email from abigail who says i'm here once again begging you to read this. I still laugh about it to this day.

Danke. So this is from Abigail. And she, her, she says, me again. So these are just like emails and emails. Like replying. Just replying. Forwarding her own emails. Makes sense. applying forwarding her own egos okay so this is a review of the renfo body fat scale smart bmi

scale digital bathroom wireless weight scale body composition analyzer with smartphone apps you could probably guess what website this is on uh it's a number one bestseller in digital bathroom scales on amazon and this is a one star review review by Leah verified purchase the title is most motivating scale ever and it does come with a photograph this is the most motivating scale ever it has this really cool feature that tells you when you are too fat as soon as you step on it the glass explodes and it cuts your feet in a million pieces that's better than weight watchers and jenny craig combined i would have paid at least 500 for this type of personal motivation 779 people oh my goodness the scale is literally shattered it's not even a joke

shot completely destroyed like i'm sending you this picture this was the joke no like this person clearly actually purchased this product and was like oh cool super duper so you just like fucking destroyed my feet and my bathroom and i mean just shocking oh my god shocking that's terrible i just like shocking um anyway are you happy Abigail? That is wild Oh dear god Some things are meant to be shared Like sunsets over the Pacific

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Visit tdaeroplan.com for details. Two freshly cracked eggs any way you like them. Three strips of naturally smoked bacon and a side of toast only six dollars at a and w's in ontario experience a and w's classic breakfast on now dine in only until 11 a.m my next one is from isabel uh who says hello siblings um uses she her or they them pronouns psychic siblings yep um i was like why did you say siblings so weird oh right oh yeah i yeah took me a minute i should have been clear about that i i was just i was just reading isabel says i may or may not have just gotten this item in the mail today. Don't judge. It's the Dimitri FE3H Titty Mouse Pad. Oh, okay.

It's Dimitri from Fire Emblem 3 Houses on a Titty Mouse Pad for your pleasure. What does any of that mean? Comfort. So have you seen those Titty Mouse pads where they uh it's a character um a lot of anime ones and then where your wrist goes it's i assume you put your hand in the cleavage yeah and they're like they're gel and then so it helps with your wrist it actually like it's like a risk support i'm not gonna lie that's kind of fun. It is. No. Yeah. And this is so it says 3D gel titties for wrist comfort. Great for relieving stress slash anxiety like a stress ball, but better.

So I guess you squeeze them. I don't know. Squared male chest shape. 3D nip nops supports the artist directly. So, yeah. Oh, there's some. Oh, God. There are some that are like crotch wrist okay you know what i mean i'm shocked by actually some of these i will say i felt like when you told me

about the cleavage or like the chest ones i was like well the natural progression would be fair yeah yeah so here is a review five stars of of this Dimitri Titty Mousepad. Best Titty Mousepad I've ever seen. Dimitri as one on top of it? Sheesh. When I saw it, I knew right away I needed it, so thank you for making this.

It's wonderful. Now I can lay my hand on his titters. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobo... doban honkeros. Massive dahunka

bahunka loos. Big ol' tong-ng-honger cougars. If you get the reference, you're pretty cool, Winky Face. No, I'm so uncool. I don't get it either. I'm the least cool person. And honestly, neither did Isabelle. Isabelle'm so uncool i don't get it either i'm the least cool person and honestly neither did isabel isabel said also i don't get the reference so isabel's paying for this thing and doesn't get whatever the hell's happening there but it worked but it

worked the review worked it will review worked i gotta be honest earlier today emma and i were reading like descriptions of some of the halloween costumes people wore to our la show and there was one and i was like i know i should know what this is referencing and it ended up being a cheech and chong reference oh i don't know no and there's a large insect in your moth he's coming to my moth tattoo no it's hitting the light like a doofus you want to know the saddest thing about moths no i told mom and then she cried and then i'm not gonna cry tell me okay do you know why they go toward the light because they want to go to heaven i don't know because they think it's the moon monster uh moths that's sad try to fly toward the moon and so

they're attracted to light because they think it's the moon so this guy thinks he found the moon he hit the jackpot like it's great okay i feel like's the moon. So this guy thinks he found the moon. He hit the jackpot. Like, that's great. Okay, all right. I feel like I should be happy for this guy. He thinks he fucking reached the actual moon. Well, he didn't, though. But he thinks. It's ignorance is bliss.

It's a moth. All right. Well, anyway, here's a review of Chuck E. Cheese. No. Yeah. So remember Linnies? Yes yes there was one episode where i said remember lenise and then you were like of course i remember yes i do so lenise wrote hi christine and zandy i'm back and i finally joined patreon about time maybe as a reward you can read one of my reviews lol jk well i'm doing it anyway so

this is the first one and i'm reading it because it says omg christine read this okay here it is this is a uh chucky cheese in south baton rouge one star by ricky i called at 3 34 p.m to try and place my order for some wings. I was informed they usually don't take phone orders. The reason I called ahead of time is I wanted my wings very well done. After I informed them it's going to take too long to wait for them to get well done because it has to go through the oven several times. They said they'll put them in now and when I get there I can inform them which sauce I wanted. I got there and paid for the order at 4.07 p.m. I didn't leave until close to 5 p.m. which is the reason why I tried to call

ahead. Unless you have the time to wait I don't recommend ordering any food to go. Along with the wings I ordered the churro frost bites which supposed to have came with 15 pieces but only came with 12 please check your food before you leave if you do decide to go there the unicorn churro is only a churro with sprinkles what did you expect oh they put it in a unicorn cup which makes it an unicorn churro i guess my daughter was disappointed because along with taking about an hour for the order, she thought the unicorn churro was going to be a churro which

reflects an unicorn. Not a churro in an unicorn cup. What? Your daughter doesn't know shit about churros or unicorns. Just kidding. I have no idea what's going on. I don't either, but like if you're going to, again, if you're going to Chuck E. Cheese and expecting a magical experience.

They sell churros and Chuck E. Cheese. Man, Chuck E. Cheese is just. I didn't even know they sold churros. Okay. They're doing so much. Like, it's too much. It's too much. It's a churro covered in sprinkles in a unicorn cup.

To me, that sounds like a unicorn churro, but I mean, maybe. I don't know. That's the thing. It's not a real thing. It's not anything. It's nothing. They made it up. It can be whatever they want it to be.

It's nothing. It could be a churro with a half churro attached to the top as if it's a horn, and it would be like, it's made up. She thought the unicorn churro was going to be a churro which reflects an unicorn, not a churro in an unicorn cup. And unicorn churro... I'm sorry. I know we keep going over this. But what?

How can a churro reflect a unicorn? What does that mean? I think you hit the nail on the head with this. Literally a churro that's like shaped like a unicorn? A big horn. Could you imagine? That's ridiculous. Well, here you go.

An unicorn churro and a churro in a unicorn cup seems like two different things if you ask most people. Don't ask me because... So a unicorn churro and a churro in a unicorn cup are completely different things, is what they're saying. I don't get it. Which is hilarious. When you order an unicorn snowball, you get a snowball which looks like an unicorn. Oh. Not a snowball in an unicorn cup.

What is your unicorn snowball? Well, I don't fucking know. Do they sell those at Chuck E. Cheese? I assume so. Do you think? I don't fucking know. Do they sell those at Chuck E. Cheese? I assume so. Do you think? I don't know what's going on. This may be false advertising. I love it that it may be.

I googled Unicorn Snowball and it's literally like nothing's shaped like it. It's like I see milkshakes and snow cone type things. Chuck E. Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese. I spelled cheese wrong. It's not a thing. It just has unicorn. Review.

Chuck E. Cheese unicorn churros. Oh, okay. So it's really not a thing. So it's not even a Chuck E. Cheese thing. Okay, got it. Oh, God. These look disgusting. How are they?

Solidly mediocre, according to this review. When you order an unicorn snowball, you get a snowball, which looks like an unicorn, not a snowball in an unicorn cup. That may be false advertising. Churros should take two to three minutes to cook i had to wait about 10 to 15 minutes for one churro to replace the three they didn't include in my order which i ordered with my wings i'm not sure if they are under new management or need to be but i don't think it should take about an hour for some wings and churros uh end of review and then it's just shouldn't serve churros to a churro expert it's not gonna

go well you're 100 right about that and the photo is literally of just um a cup that says unicorn churros yeah on the front it's like uh there's a picture of the unicorn oh okay i mean it's not that special but it was like 3.99 according to this I mean I don't know what else again they said it had sprinkles on it I don't know what else it would be to be honest with you but whatever I don't know either um I have another one from uh Isabel Isabel's chaotic by like I just all of this because Isabel said please ignore my chaotic shopping habits that led to finding these reviews. Like that titty mouse pad. But now we've got a review of coconut oil.

I don't know the exact one, but just one on Amazon. This is a five-star review. May you live freely and peacefully like Jesus Christ. I earnestly hope that Heavenly Father's kingdom and will be done everywhere. I hope that you will become free and good-natured people like Jesus Christ and do well in your God-given mission. We are all created in the image of God and need the help of Jesus. Jesus, help everyone.

Give thanks to God in your church home and workplace i hope that all of you are doing well as sons and daughters of god and that heaven will be filled with praise i still keep it in a cool room and use it it's still fresh and smells good end of review what the it's a verified purchase what the fuck do you think they just copy and paste that first part i don't know onto all of their i don't know but then for some unnecessary reason add an actual review at the end right that was like i almost wasn't gonna bring it because i was like okay this just seems like i mean obviously it's preachy but i'm like okay like this is just some weirdo who does this but then they actually reviewed the coconut oil.

Speaking of coconut oil. It's like, why even include the actual review if your whole point is going to be... And it's all in the same paragraph, by the way. It's not like, enter, enter, coconut oil review. So it's like a... Oh, Lord. It was literally... Yes, oh, Lord is right.

It was literally the last two sentences of the same paragraph who sent this in again isabel isabel needs to like honestly i was gonna say needs we should hire isabel to just research for us and just shop yeah just shop and send us reviews honestly right accent are not a bad hang on not a. Okay, but cut out the part where I said hire so we don't have to actually pay. Just demand. Demand for free. We should give Isabel the, let me start over. We should give Isabel the amazing opportunity to research for us and work with two really smart, cool people like us.

Have you ever heard of something called an unpaid internship? Because I think Isabel could really use one you can't get college credit honestly no certainly not but the experiences is the experience is invaluable invaluable invaluable um wow no i think i would uh pay good money for it's like when you see those posts that are like, work from home, real opportunity to work from home. I'm like, all you have to do is go online shopping and you'll be working from home and making a paycheck. Yep. I think that's what we need to send Isabel. I love it.

Okay. So this is another review from Laniece, of course. And this is from A Chucky Cheese. And this is in Stafford, Texas. So one star review by Kelly. For just $4.99, you can get a Subway 6-inch Black Forest ham sub

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begged to fucking differ begged to differ i love dogs but they don't belong at chucky cheese that sounds like oh i'm friends with dogs but they're not but i wouldn't belong at Chuck E. Cheese. That sounds like, oh, I'm friends with dogs, but I wouldn't let them in my home. It's like, Jesus Christ. Okay, but why is there a dog at Chuck E. Cheese? I don't know. No, you're right. Okay, let me say it again.

I love dogs, but they don't belong at Chuck E. Cheese. The dog went outside to pee and then go straight to the rides. Nasty, nasty, nasty. End of review. Okay, but like the dog went outside to pee. Your child went to the bathroom. Yeah, and then had pants on, hopefully. This dog's not wearing pants.

I find this a very silly. Well, honestly, if i went to a chunky cheese and a dog was having a birthday i'd be like nobody told me dogs don't get me wrong i would have a blast with this yeah um but i could see like i feel like the the inclusion of dogs into more and more like spaces well we know it's caused problems with emotional support animals it doesn't end well like overall i feel like it doesn't end well and it on it and like legitimate like service animals i mean you're right that it takes away oh yeah yeah when people have legitimate reasons for service animals and then people are using the emotional support animal card.

Yes, you're right. And also, especially placed with all these hyped up children. Yeah. Being around a dog. Your dog can be the best behaved dog in the world. But hyped up children coming at it and doing things like. Can I ask you a question? Something can go wrong.

Sure. What game do you think it took the ball from? Ski ball. I was wondering ski ball, but then I thought maybe pop a shot. What's that? Basketball. But like, I don't know, maybe ski ball. But ski ball seems like such a heavy ball.

Yeah, but a basketball is a big ball. But those are like kind of... No, they're not really... I think, aren't they like kind of... I feel like they're always deflated. Yeah, maybe. It is now. It is now.

Anyway. Anyway. Is that all you have? No. Oh, okay. I've got one more. This is from Emily. She, her. emily she her oh and this is a review of a pearl choker bloody pearl necklace bloody choker

handmade jewelry pearl necklace horror jewelry halloween gothic cosplay dress jewelry it's uh pretty cool uh like probably really cool for like costumes and stuff it's like this uh a pearl choker and like some of the pearls are like red and bloody and then they're actually like pearls like dangling down that are red so it looks like there's blood splatter i don't like that it's like cool for costumes or something i'm sure like i it's just like a an interesting okay i think it's an interesting um it's something where our dad would be like no well yeah okay got it so it's a it's an interesting... It's something where our dad would be like, no, no, no. Okay, got it. So it's a choker.

Here is a review. Four-star review with a picture. And there's a response, which is the most important part. Great. It's beautiful quality. The only downside for me is how loose the necklace is. It looked more like a choker in the photo, but a beautiful piece I know I'll be getting compliments on.

End of review. And the seller responded saying, Ho, you have a thin neck. It is really beautiful. If you know your neck size to me when you purchased, I would made it perfect for you. End of review. You thin-necked hoe.

So Emily says, hoe, you have a thin neck. It has become my absolute favorite new insult. It's like so specific. It's like the most insulting but least offensive thing I've ever heard. It's like, ouch, that really stings. But also, I'll get over it pretty quickly i think you have a thin neck you oh i love that they're like i worked very hard on this custom piece and if you had just fucking told me you had a fat neck i would have done you justice

no if you had that you had a thin neck i'm so sorry if you had such a thin neck. Stop projecting. I'm sorry. You're right. I am. You're right. Honestly, it's better than the other way if it's too small. It's choking you. That's the point of a choker, though.

It's not, really. Remember what? Could have fooled me. Alexander, this is a real question that I'm dead serious. Do you remember when we would go to germany and i would buy chokers do you know where i would buy them i don't know the rest stop no in germany you bought chokers in germany at a specific place at the at the theme park

i'm like thinking where we have gone so... It's so weird. Okay, where? But such a visceral memory. So on the side of the road... Okay, that's not what I expected. No, no, hear me out. On the side of the road, they would have these like, you put a Euro in.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And turn like a, what do you call that? Like a... A vending machine. It's like a... Yeah, like a g do you call that like a a vending machine it's like a yeah like a gumball machine gotcha machine i think is a japanese g-a-c-h-a gotcha yeah and i think that's like a term for those it's like a capsule machine yes a capsule and and you would buy cigarettes condoms legitimately

cigarettes condoms like temporary tattoos and then ch chokers, like the elastic kind that everyone wore in the 90s and early 2000s. Yeah. And I would go with like a Euro and we would drive along the road and I'd be like, there's one of the vending machines. And we'd jump out and put a token, a token, put a Euro. Sorry, I'm on the Chuck E. Cheese train still. Yeah, well, I know.

We just recorded that. You the chucky cheese token it didn't work honestly it might have it actually did it seemed to be a similar weight but i would can you imagine they're like counting the euros and there's just like a mouse on the picture um but then you put a euro in or 50 cents or whatever and turn and you'd get like your very own elastic choker and i would come home from germany and be, I got my own choker set now from the side of the road in Bavaria. Like from these gumball machines on the street. Yeah. So random.

Yeah. Anyway. They loved those things over there. I don't know who owned those. Like, I don't know. That's a good question because at because here in Cincinnati well probably but in in like the Midwest on the east coast um like I went to a bunch of those when M, Eva, and Lisa and I were like traveling via car and you'd like stop at a rest stop and they'd have all these like temporary

tattoos or like weird stickers or you know you'd get like random i got like a little mini like uh table football you know those like when you these make those like paper yes football things they have ones that were like nfl brand and it was like nfl like different teams and you get a random team what team did you uh oakland it was oakland raiders before they moved to las vegas whoa where were you um in new york at the movies at like a regal cinemas yeah oh so you got it even after they had moved like did you get it yeah i got it after they moved but i'm pretty sure it was an oakland theme very funny yeah so that was like in pennsylvania i feel like every truck stop they have the like a million of those and i was like at least an m anymore so over it because

i was digging through my purse looking for quarters because I was like, at least an M anymore, so over it. Cause I was digging through my purse, looking for quarters. Cause I was like, there's so many random fun things you can just like, they're fun. Collect. I got like, um,

I got like a Phillies sticker and a SpongeBob, like, and now they're headed to the world series, not SpongeBob. Well, actually, yeah, maybe both.

Anyway, point being, I just, I just love those. I don't really even remember why i was telling you that but just the best good stuff the chokers okay so here's another review um this is my i think my last one right yes for me sure okay this is a review of chucky cheese oh no and this is of a Chuck E. Cheese

in Lafayette, Louisiana and it's a one star review by Bernadette our grandchildren love this place we love our grandchildren lol please keep in mind this is a one starstar view that sums up chucky cheese though it's like i

know the kids love it and i love the kids that's it to an extent we love our grandchildren lol don't be a beer drinker though as much as we spent guess we won't be coming back anytime soon rules aren't cool for adults just saying lol end of review sorry were they like publicly intoxicated and in a chuck E. Cheese and they don't like that I brought my dog for his birthday party and they just didn't seem to love it I have no idea my kid peed outside but the dog did it so whatever didn't put his pants back on and you know what i don't see the problem my kid took the ball in his mouth and ran around and just as a side note um lenise's uh last one which i'm not actually going to read but basically there was a spill and they told the lady behind the counter and she said yeah i know i'm not cleaning it up and that was the other

review i saw so many chuggie cheese reviews of just employees just being like nope like sorry i'm just can't do anything sorry i'm just not doing it um i hated though people complain they're like i approached the plate and they said they weren't clocked in it's like well then leave them alone kroger today and someone was like where are the white blend wines and he was like i don't know and they're like don't you work here and he was like no oh and then he came home and he like looked at me and mom and was like do i look like i'm on the job right now like he was just wearing it It sounded like wearing red to Target. No, it was very strange. No, it was at Kroger.

No, I know. I'm saying if he had worn red to Target, I could see why. I'm wondering what you would wear to Kroger. He was wearing his minor league baseball Hartford Yargotes shirt and a baseball cap. It was very strange. But he was like, yeah, this lady was so miffed that I didn't know where the white blends were. And I told her I hope she had a good party with her white blends and then he got invited and honestly i haven't seen him since no no um is that it i think so oh good job sandy job thank you um thanks y'all uh i know i said october i know we said we did it but you did

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