Beantown Podcast - 03022019_Quinn David Furness presents the Beantown Podcast
Episode Date: March 3, 2019Quinn comes to you LIVE to sing Cheap Trick (i do not own the song all rights to them), read an ad from a new sponsor, Qutz by Q, in his signature trademark Garrison Keillor impression, and discuss al...l the happenings in the TV Guide this week
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I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
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Shout out the old brown shoes
Put on a brand new shirt, get on my
other friend work if you say that you love me, then I, then I, then I see you crying,
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I love you, love me, love you, love me. Welcome to the Bean Town podcast by and for Quinn David Furnace host with the most
most banged my guitar against my knee.
Quinn David Furnace beat geez what's geez.
Get a room man.
Quinn David Fernis come to you live from 817 St. Paul Street.
I'm moving the coffee table.
What's happening?
This is me, this is my voice.
That was cheap trick.
Pride of rock for Dylan O'Hall was talking to a coworker about this today. We somehow
got on the topic of that 70s show and I may or may not have said that I think
Ashen Cooters gonna win an Oscar at some point. However, the question arose. I
was aroused. Who sings the that 70s show theme song?
And of course, being from Rockford, that 70s show is a Wisconsin show, Wisconsin.
I know the answer.
It is of course cheap trick.
Rick Nielsen and those other two guys.
So, there's some good trivia,oidal Asian for you. My name is
Quinn David Furnace and I apologize for what you just heard and what you're
about to hear, but that's sort of how this show goes. You know, it was about a
year ago we were two months in, probably a little bit less than that, but about
two months into our bean town podcast
and the fans are clamoring, you know, as they are want to do.
They're clamoring and saying,
Quint, we would love some, you know,
intro, outro music.
I think the fans will really identify with that.
All the top podcasts have that.
And so I said, you're right.
Intro, outro, good stuff. But, you know, we're a low
key, low budget, low cost operation here at the Bean hub podcast. So we can't afford the
expensive licensing, marketing, trademark, copyright, branding rules that go into the American legal code these days.
So I said, don't worry about it.
I'll handle it myself.
And we've been handling it ever since.
So YouTube, SoundCloud, wherever you listen to your podcast, please don't take it down.
I'm honoring the great, cheap trick trick and we're having a good time
Welcome to the bean-ton podcast six and a half minutes in for Saturday March
Second bean-ton podcast one of Baltimore City's top 500 podcasts also known as the Peoples podcast in some circles
This is Quinn David furnace. I am your host for the evening.
Whenever you're listening to your podcasts,
I'm sitting here in 817 St. Paul Street,
Homestead as I like to call it,
drinking a little bit of bourbon.
First things first, listener discretion is advised
when you're listening to the Bean Tom podcast.
Number one, we occasionally use
some objectionable language. Number two, the podcast is objectively terrible. So consider
yourself for warned mercy. Okay, I think we got all the semantics out of the way. Big
thanks. Before we do anything else, big thanks to special guest, friend of the podcast,
man whose couch I have slept on many times, and man who coached me when I was an
uncouchable middle school basketball player, Ryan Austin, like in all of the
above are true, for coming out of the podcast last week and what can only be
described as tradition, doing our Oscars special. A lot of attention was given to the Oscars monologue
this year because there was no host, so I stepped in and said look a host said I'll do the monologue,
don't worry about it, I wrote it, I produced it, I directed it, I filmed it, I edited it,
yada yada yada, but I don't want this to go under the rug and by this I made Ryan
coming out of the podcast for 90 minutes to make his Oscars picks.
This man came out here, sat through all my rambling, all my pretentiousness pretending
to actually know movies and made a fool of us all and won the pool this year. So, congratulations
to Ryan, your prize would have been in the mail if there was a prize. So, congratulations
to Ryan, I think official count, I'm trying to, I think what did we end up? You said 16 or
17, right? Something like that, maybe 15, I don't remember.
More than I got, more than anybody else I know got. So congratulations to you, Ryan Austin
Liggan. Thank you so much again for coming out of the podcast, giving us your time. Always
a pleasure. Welcome back anytime.
Big announcement. Next week, you will guys all knew this was coming. You weren't quite
sure when it was going to happen though.'s happening next week taxes live on air we're
gonna have w-2s there are gonna be five four nine eights I can maybe hint at a 10
98 t a miscellaneous form we'll see what's gonna happen I'm not sure I'll
t some of those things but as traditional and haven't we will be joined by another dear friend of the
podcast. This is literally you guys are having a good especially if you just
started listening to Bean Town podcast now if you're a new listener welcome.
You guys are getting like the all-star lineup because last week you get
Ryan Austin Liggin this week you're getting buzzed Quinn next week you're
getting tax specialists and
original friend of the podcast and in some circles maybe maybe consider the
co-creator depends on who you ask. Matthew Feeder coming on the podcast to do
our taxes live and you know tax season, tax days in what, about 40 days here.
So he's gonna walk you through all the big updates
to the tax code.
He knows the IRS like it's his birthday.
So it's all very exciting.
Well, that's coming up next week on the podcast.
You're not going to want to miss it.
It is always one of our best shows every year,
or at least it was the first year.
So, what are we actually doing today?
Well, you might have seen my social media post
yesterday day before I remember when it was
Thursday or Friday.
I've been lying pretty low on social media.
This week, the Oscars Monologue last week was amazing,
but it was also just between
the actual production of it and the writing and all that.
That's a lot of work.
But then all the promotional stuff, the red carpet, honestly, it was just a lot.
And that's the thing too, and you're a low budget operation.
You know, I don't have a producer, I don't have a writing team.
We're doing that all ourselves over here at the Bean Tom podcast.
So to have that all sort of come together the way it did was awesome,
but also is just physically exhausting.
And this is a, I'll make this point like to a certain degree,
I'm always joking to some extent when it comes to the Bean Tom podcast,
but actually as much fun as I had like doing the whole Oscars model,
like that whole thing was exhausting.
I loved it.
I'll do it again next year if they need another host,
but the whole thing was exhausting.
So I took a couple days,
not like I wasn't doing like a social media fast
or social media cleanser,
I was still checking stuff,
but in terms of like the grind of tweeting
and Instagram posts and Facebook
stuff, all that stuff, but even the bean-tongued blog, I kind of take a day off. I wrote about
the Oscars on Tuesday morning because I really needed Monday to just be like, I can't do
anything. So I finally got around to doing bean-tongued blog stuff on Tuesday, but otherwise
this week I was lying pretty low. And that's extending to the podcast this week.
There are a couple new things,
a couple interesting things that are happening.
For one, we're gonna be focusing this up
so that a little bit on the TV guide,
which is always very exciting.
We've been talking about the TV guide
and the podcast for the last two or three months,
but I'm just sort of in passing this week.
We're actually digging into it.
We're gonna briefly mention horse names real quick because Kentucky Derby is only
what two months away here so I want to bring that up.
We have a new sponsor, probably going to be the highlight I would think of this episode,
this installment of the Bean Tom podcast.
So that's sort of what's coming up, it's not going to be a long podcast. I promised
that to you right off the bat. Why? Because one, don't have a ton to talk about too. I'm
sort of like buzzed. I'm going to finish my bourbon. We're going to upload and I'm going to bed.
I worked a full day today and not full like six hours full like I was at work at eight and I left at like 4.30. So pretty tired.
Yeah, so I don't, I physically don't have that much
that I want to share because I'm tired.
So let's do this.
I didn't even mention this on the upcoming things,
but this is something that has been brought up
in conversation
for a couple of different conversations
that I've had recently.
And some people that I talk to are like, oh, yeah, that's crazy.
And they get into it.
And they give it, I was saying, other people don't give to F's.
So I figured the podcast will probably
lean one way or the other, or at least the friends
of the podcast.
So let's bring this point up.
The Bible, the Old Testament religion.
I don't get into it too often.
You all know that I think I even set that like standard my first podcast January 2018.
I think it says, we're not going to do religion, not going to do politics
I don't know I have to listen back to it. I don't care
I will occasionally dabble into the religion thing though, and it's not it's always pertaining to Christianity because that's what 95%
Of my listeners are are familiar with can identify with etc. I'm never the person to come on here
and bash Christianity, Christians,
that's, bash isn't a good word.
I do like to point out things that are particularly
perplexing or rub me the wrong way, ish, for instance.
Last Easter episode, whenever that was April 2018, something like that.
We had our Passover episode,
and I made a joke about passing over the veggies
and going for the carbs.
It was, it killed, got like five or six left.
We spent a lot of time in the book of Exodus
talking about whatever it is, the 10th plague,
is that the 10th and final, not sure,
not a, not a theologian, it's a good word, theologian.
But the one where God basically sends the angel of death,
which angel of death, like, hold up there,
I don't think I spent a lot of time talking about this
on the podcast back in the Easter 2018, but like,
what the hell, there's an angel of death
like damn what? That's a thing. Okay. Maybe I'm overly perplexed by this because I'm three
drinks in, but there's an ethnic angel of death like, oh, yikes. He sends the angel of death down to Cairo or wherever they're stationed out there
in ancient Egypt. And unless there's blood, lambs blood, by the way, there's a lot of sacrificing
in the Bible, and not like the small ball kind. A lot of sacrificing in the Bible, if you don't have blood, lambs blood smeared, smeared over the front of your door
or something like that, then God, the angel of death is going to like omnipresently,
omnisciently, and omnipotently sneak through the crack of your door and kill your first
born son. Sneak through the crack of your door and kill your firstborn son I want to know what the autopsy reveals on that
Imagine being a doctor in ancient Egypt and
You know you get the call in the middle of the night. Oh my son is what what's wrong? He's not breathing
He go do the autopsy and
What what signs are you even looking for?
You know does the angel of death like leave a is there like a signature? Does the angel of death leave a,
is there a signature move that the angel of death does
and thinking like a fixation or something?
What do they do?
Do they choke them out?
What's the deal?
Bleed to death?
Internal bleeding?
I don't even know if the autopsy's could reveal
internal bleeding back in each and each of you.
But I'm getting off the topic here. because I haven't even gotten to my actual
point. This is just recap at this point. So I will occasionally do things like
that where I just point out the fact that God is a dick. Well I'm not gonna
talk about how God is a dick on this episode but I do want to draw attention to Exodus chapter seven.
So if you're pretending that I am a preacher
or something at this point, then you can turn.
I always thought that was weird
and you go to church and you'd be like,
now turn to Exodus chapter seven.
That's what the PowerPoint is for.
Honestly, like who uses books anymore?
Who uses Bibles?
Give me the PowerPoint. Yeah, so Exodus chapter 7
And I got the King James version because I just figured it seemed a lot more holy
So
Exodus 7 and the Lord said unto Moses and I'll tell you when I'm getting to the good part
See I have made the a God to Pharaoh,
an Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
Pharaoh is a tough word to spell.
pH, it's your first trick,
AR, AOH, weird combination of letters, AOH.
Thou shalt speak all that I command thee,
an Aaron thy brother shall speak unto Pharaoh,
that he send the children of Israel
out of his land.
Now did Moses have like an officially diagnosed speech impediment or was he just like,
oh, I can't do it.
Send someone who has a better orator.
Did he have like a doctor's note?
Could they diagnose that stuff in ancient Egypt?
I have questions.
Continuing on, and I will harden Pharaoh's heart and multiply
my signs and my wonders in the land of Egypt. And that's the Lord talking. Now, and this isn't,
again, my overall point, we're getting there, I promise, but the Lord spends a lot of time in
Exodus, hardening, like intentionally hardening the Pharaoh's heart. What, like, isn't that the opposite?
intentionally hardening the Pharaoh's heart. What, like, isn't that the opposite?
Like, I literally feel like,
and this is all coming together,
because the Egyptians were brown,
Jesus, or not Jesus, the Lord,
L.O.R.D. in all caps, God,
had this, like, raging heart on
to where he wanted to harden Pharaoh's heart so much
that eventually he felt justified
in using the 10th plague to kill all the sons.
And I don't even know why he needed to feel justified because God answers to God, but
total dick move.
Continuing on here, chapter 4, the Pharaoh shall not harken unto you that I may lay my hand upon Egypt and bring forth
mine armies and my people, the children of Israel, out of the land of Egypt by thy great
judgments. And the Egyptians shall know that I am the Lord when I stretch forth my hand upon
Egypt and bring out the children of Israel from among them. And Moses and Aaron did as the Lord commanded them. So did they.
That's kind of a fragment. And Moses was four score years old. That's 80. And Aaron was four
score and three years old when they spoke unto Pharaoh. And the Lord spake, spake, unto Moses,
and unto Aaron, saying, when Pharaoh shall speak unto you,, shoe a miracle for you, then thou shalt say unto Aaron,
take thy rod and cast it before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.
So here's my problem.
The Bible, it's a good read, got some good parables, parable, great word,
fun word to say. It's got some
interesting history, right? Old Testament. Crazy stuff going on in there. You
ever read the book of Leviticus? I haven't. What's it about? I don't know. There's
like 67 other books though. But one thing that you don't really think about when you think of the Bible is magic.
Specifically in that term, right? You might think of Jesus okay, water and wine,
fish and loaves, etc., etc., but we don't consider that magic. We don't call that magic.
That's like a Jesus miracle. Magic miracle.
They're different things. So if you if you ask a Christian, you know, your your
average white Christian, what, you know, magic in the Bible, that's not a thing.
Or they say, no, magic, that's not a thing. It doesn't, doesn't exist. Not my,
hashtag, not my Bible. Well, that's when I open up Exodus 7, and I say,
now check out this part, when the Lord tells Aaron to cast down his rod, and it turns into a snake,
continuing on here. And Moses and Aaron went in on to Pharaoh, and they did so as the Lord had commanded. And Aaron listened closely, this is from the horse's mouth.
And Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh and before his servants and became a serpent.
Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers, now the magicians of Egypt.
They also did in like manner with their enchantments.
For they cast down every man his rod and they became servants.
But Aaron's rods swallowed up their rods and he hard and Pharaoh's heart and that he
harkened not unto them as the Lord had said and the chapter goes on for another 11 verses,
but it's talking about different stuff. Holy cow, are you like, what?
Just casual magic.
I like that.
And I think if I was ever gonna start
like a punk band or something,
I think I might call it casual magic.
But like, exit is seven.
If you're like, magic's not a thing,
but you're also like a hardcore Christian
and you take a literal interpretation of the Bible,
then what's the deal?
What's with these rods becoming serpents?
That I have questions.
I'm gonna leave it there
because we got other stuff to get to.
And I promise I wasn't gonna get long
and now we're gonna get long.
So sip a bourbon and we'll keep going.
By the way my drinking habits are harcaning back, not my drinking habits.
Who am I drinking?
It's like who you're wearing on the red carpet, the wet carpet.
Who I am wearing.
Is a callback to the bean town
on plug special bourbon tasting.
That's not one of the higher profile bean town
on plugs we've done.
And it kind of just came out of nowhere,
but we were in Lexington last fall, September, I suppose,
maybe late or early October, sometime
in there.
We did bourbon tasting.
There's a live stream on it, a live stream of it on my YouTube channel.
And we also have the audio as a bean town unplugged.
But I got four different bourbons and it tasted all of them.
I'm drinking Makers Mark tonight, which was like the fancy one.
The last one I tasted as part of my taste test.
I did like early times, gym beam,
another one of apologies for forgetting it,
and then I did Makers Mark.
So I bought Makers Mark.
I bought, what did they call it, a fifth, something like that.
At my local liquor store, I did spend more than I typically would.
Just on my straight liquor. I think whatever I bought
was like, it's not a fifth, it's bigger than that. I paid like 30, 35 bucks or something
like that. And I, you know, I'm probably getting eight drinks out of it, eight to ten drinks.
So good value still. But yeah, I don't normally spend that much, but I was feeling bougie
like a month ago when I bought it.
So, I usually have one or two drinks a weekend.
It lasts me a little while.
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Samson. I want to give a shout out to the TV guide, which we're going to be focusing our
attention on here in the second half of the podcast. Thank you to my Delta Airlines Skyline Miles for hooking me up with a year's worth of TV guide subscriptions.
I'm really looking forward to the copy, the edition,
when the conners are coming back without Rosanne,
so it's no longer Rosanne. It's called the Conners.
And there's a picture, excuse me, of a famous actor,
John Goodman on the cover.
And the front headline just says, he's back
and the Conners debuts this Monday on ABC.
Something that we did a couple weeks ago,
I reckoned two or three weeks ago
Garrison Keeler impression it wasn't strong, but it was fun
And I had fun and I heard that the listeners had fun too. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna pick that back up
I'm not confident in it. It's not very good
But I figure hey you try it out a little bit each week, it's going to get better.
So I'm going to have some more bourbon and then we're going to try a new section and then
we also have a new ad to read.
This is really exciting, but we're going to try it in the garrison killer voice.
If it works great, if not, then we'll do it in a normal voice next time.
So let's see how this goes. And I feel like I need some intro music or else I'm just kind of jumping into the birthday
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Jessica Beale, board in Eli Minnesota, my home state, actress, seventh heaven, Mary to pop star, Justin Timberlake.
Jessica turns 37 today, happy birthday to Jessica.
Bryce Dalles Howard, whom you might know from the Jurassic Park series, famous daughter
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Bryce turns 38 today.
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Mr. Chris Martin from England,
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Used to be married to Gwyneth Paltrow, sons and daughters, Apple, and Moses.
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Okay, so pros and cons, pros. I got through it without like any major missteps. I will say the tune of the song, which I was thinking
around on my way home from the bar tonight. I didn't sing it the way I envisioned it.
I kind of started off in the wrong key and then I just never could quite save it,
but I had fun regardless.
Uh, cons, my garrison killer. It's very one dimensional. I was start up here and then I
kind of get lower and I sort of end right here. And it's kind of a little bit more Paul Harvey and
the guy from Dateline. But we will continue to practice it. That's literally something
I've like physically tried to do probably three times in my life. And once was before
live on the podcast. So yeah, critical or constructive criticism, comments, conjecture, all that stuff, email,
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are, feel free to jump in anytime. You have my proposal, it was very generous to you. It's
easy money for both of us, so just things to consider. One quick thing before we kind of finish up
here with the TV guide. Last year for the Kentucky Derby, we did, and it wasn't the Kentucky
Derby. I was in Boston visiting co-hosts of the Card Connolly's podcast and re-conerting
it, Ryan Austin, Lig and the Christian English for that.
I don't know when it was.
We did our top 10 favorite horse names, not favorite horse names.
These are my top 10 horse names names that I've developed.
I've created.
It was originally intended to be a one time thing.
And then I realized, you know what?
I'm good at this.
I'm good at horse names.
So let me, uh, let me give you a quick refresher and
we'll do this again when we get to the 2019 version. This is not I'm not about to give
you the top 10 2019 horse names. I just hear the thing. I was talking to a friend and I
said a word that made me think, oh my God, this is a perfect name for Top 10 Horse
names 2019. And right now it's the front runner. Now I've only thought of one. So of course,
it's going to be the front runner like that huge Jackman movie that I didn't see. But I really like
it. But let's give you a quick refresher on the 2018 Top 10 Horse names. And then we'll do this again
in a couple months. But just to sort of kick this off,
I'll just give you a ton, not gonna waste time.
Episcopalian, Anheuser Bitch, Slum Dog,
Leanne Thompson, Tykonda Roge, Unacorta,
Stanford Raffles, Darth Vader Ginsburg,
Mud Dobber, and Richard Hidalgo.
So, you're probably all thinking, well, Quinn, what's the amazing
horse team be thought of for 2019?
Again, currently it's number one.
We got to develop another nine though.
Penta took.
Penta took.
I effing love it.
It's perfect.
It's just like a Piscopalian. I know they're both religious. I get it. It's perfect. It's just like a Piscopalian.
I know they're both religious.
I get it.
I obviously that's where my biases
in terms of a really good name.
But come on.
A Piscopalian was an amazing horse name.
You want to know another amazing one?
Pentecost.
Right?
It's got everything.
It's got kind of that specific knowledge.
It's got that twist, right?
Either culture or religion or like entertainment or history, anything like that.
It's got that twist to it. It's really fun to say, pentatook. And it comes from a
whole different language, right? It's Hebrew. It's it's the perfect perfect horse name. So we're going to have a hard
time topping it. I think that's going to be number one for this year. I'm not going to commit to
that because we got another couple months to figure things out. But right now the front runner,
the lead horse, no pun intended for top 10 2019 horse names is pen to took. If you don't know what that means, ask your Jewish grandparents, whatever.
So, we are at 35 minutes in here.
I mentioned this on the podcast a couple of weeks ago
that we finally did after a lot of speculation
that it might be a scam.
We finally did get our first ever copy of the TV guide.
It was Tom Selec on the front,
timeless promoting blue bloods.
And we got another TV guide this week.
So, on the cover, the first thing you'll notice
is that it's two people I've never seen before.
The opening headline is, oh, it's a double issue double issue the opening is there a TV
guy every week or every month confused NCIS LA wedding can see and deeks tie the
knot first thing you'll notice here NCIS LA that six letters two acronyms I
know the second one is Los Angeles but what is NCIS I've that's six letters, two acronyms. I know the second one is Los Angeles, but what is NCIS?
I've heard of it before, I don't know what the acronym is.
NCIS, national crime investigation scene.
Maybe it's oftentimes in the international world,
you'll see an acronym that's like French and the letters
don't line up in English and you're like this doesn't make any sense but I guess we'll
use this acronym. Maybe that's what NCIS is.
Donnie Walberg's new crime show, well that could be interesting. I don't know anything about
Donnie Walberg other than that he's related to Mark Walberg.
He probably wouldn't be too happy if I said that.
So we open it up here.
We're seeing what's on the inside.
There's, oh, you'll like this.
The very first page on the inside is an advertisement for a brand called Leap, L-E-A-P,
vaping for adults
leap vapor dot com not for sale the miners
what's the what's the deal with vape
is it the exact same thing as cigarettes
except it's not smoking its vapor
and if so what's the difference between smoke and vapor
because it's not like someone's vaping
and you see them doing a movie theater
and you you can doing a movie theater and you
you can't see the
remnants vapor smoke whatever you want to call it you still see it it looks like smoke
so if it's there's the same purpose of smoking it looks like smoke what's the deal is it healthier I don't know I don't get the whole electronic thing though
everyone's always on their phones and their jewel pods and they're
doing their e-sigs. The next page, America's Got Changes. Heidi Klum, Mel B, and Tyra Banks
won't return to America's Got Talent. Consummers number one show stay on top. So I don't know who Mel B is. Tyra Banks, I thought she did the project runway show.
Apparently, allegedly, I'm looking at this picture,
Howie Mandel, still on television.
Who knew?
And Simon Cowell.
At what point did Simon Cowell go from American Idol to America's Got Talent and be like,
I'm still not in Britain.
The Breaking Bad Movie as a go.
Fire up the meth labs.
That's a hook. More intel is being revealed about the Breaking Bad Movie.
So I'm looking at a picture of Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul.
People are like, well, is Brian Cranstonston gonna be in the movie. There's no fucking way
You can't put Brian Cranston in apologies for my efflige's you can't put Brian Cranston in the breaking bad movie. That's just
if you and Vinceville Vince Gilligan is smart enough to know this if you make a movie
after Vince Gilligan is smart enough to know this. If you make a movie after the TV series,
and all of a sudden Brian Cranston is still kicking, then it totally negates the whole power,
the impact of the last season of Breaking Bad,
which is basically like Walter White's funeral.
Right, you don't realize that until you've actually
watched the whole thing, but the whole
he, Walter White got his edge, got his spark from like avoiding the law, right?
Running up against the higher ups, whether it's Tukko, whether it's Gus, whomever.
When he finally gets on top, it's, he's the only place he has to go is down.
And he goes down very, very quickly,
but you don't need me to tell you that,
scanning, oh, there's Gina Rodriguez.
I saw this on Twitter today.
Gina Rodriguez is gonna be part of the new cast
of a Scooby DooDoo animated film but
voiced by her.
I don't know if she's doing Velma or Louise.
I don't know which character she's doing.
But I saw this which was very interesting.
And I don't remember the actor's name.
It's not Martin Lawrence.
He's white.
He's from SLC Punk.
And he played Shaggy on the two live action remakes with Freddie Prince Jr.
They didn't even ask him and that's kind of not cool if he wanted to do the
voice for Shaggy. So bad on you, whatever movie studio is making that company.
Whisk or whatever movie shoes making that movie. Whiskey Cavalier. How many ads did we see for Whiskey Cavalier
during the Oscars?
It was Whiskey Diculous.
Seriously, every commercial break was one commercial
Whiskey Cavalier, one commercial for a Google.
I don't even remember what they were,
but it was for Google.
And then one commercial for something else
It's also it has that fully guy. What's his full name? I don't know who was on scrubs He plays the the the the aquarium
That's not right the seal trainer the dolphin trainer the whale trainer something like that
Sean The whale trainer something like that Sean is that his name? I don't know
One of Sarah Chauk's fluzy boyfriends
Someone got married. Oh, it's the NCIS people
So there must be a male and a female actor in NCIS and
Apparently they they type in that This says LL Cool J. What? Oh, there's LL Cool J.
Is he in that show? I don't know. Ian McChain's very big year. Ian McChain. I don't know him too much. He seems like the kind of guy. He's probably
like a theater guy. He did that new Pirates movie though. He played Blackbeard. And I've
seen like clips from that, but I never really actually saw it. Josh Groban bridges in concert for Madison
Square Garden. He was doing that one show where he plays the son and his dad is like a bad
guy and he's got to bring him in. I don't know if that was a Netflix or what that was but it never
really seemed like it took off. Gotham, how many seasons is that one gonna be on?
It's been a long time.
The movie pick is Hidden Figures.
Well, we talked about that in the Beentown blog.
That is Baltimore City's favorite movie.
It's literally, oh, you'll love this.
So I didn't even get to talk with it,
so meet up blog.
So I came to my friend, my coworker,
who was recently called into Jerry Doody,
I don't know, three, four months ago,
something like that, I reckon.
She said Hidden Figures was all so on
when they went to Jerry Doody.
So now I'm thinking, well, Baltimore City, Jerry Doody
only has one movie in its Hidden Figures.
Oh, this is interesting.
The case against Adnan Sayed,
that's the kid from serial.
Baltimore based.
Shameless, season finale, season or series,
season apparently.
Emmy Rossam.
How many times does she have sex on camera in Shameless?
I've seen like six episodes,
and I think I've seen her naked about eight times. So
it good for her for a living her life. But on our way into the TV listings. They don't start to
Monday, March 4th. So today is Saturday, March 2nd for another 45 minutes.
So again, to recap, I don't have a TV, but if I had one, I would know what was on.
So, and there's a lot, apparently, this was a double issue.
It's a lot packed into here.
You got those stupid like cardboard ads, and you flip the page to them instinctively.
Sunday, March 17th, that same Patrick's Day.
You remember when Sally Field used to have osteoporosis and she did the Boniva commercials on TV?
You don't really see those anymore.
What happened?
I don't know.
All right.
I was looking at my health insurance. Yeah, 45 minutes longer than I wanted to go, apologies.
I really dug my teeth into one of the things we talked about.
That's all I got for you.
Right.
Next week, we're going to have special friend of the podcast, Matthew Fiedler, live on
air last week, get Ryan Austin, Ligon.
Thanks to both those guys, we will be in touch.
We'll see you soon.
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this has been Quinty Aviv furnace. Come to you live Saturday March 2nd,
Bean Tom Podcast, the People's Podcast, one of Baltimore City's top 500
podcasts. Thank you guys for tuning in. Hope everyone has a good week. This was a
Ramble Tastic episode.
I hope you enjoyed the song.
A little bit of cheap trick.
And yeah, let's go to bed.
Let's finish this whiskey.
Let's upload.
Have a good weekend.
And we'll check in on you with Matthew Feedler,
our tax accountant next week.
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