Beantown Podcast - 06302019_Quinn David Furness presents the Beantown Podcast

Episode Date: June 30, 2019

Quinn comes to you LIVE from the North Side of Chicago to discuss the Elizabeth Warren townhall, eating taco bell late at night, and other great stuff

Hey, what's going on? It's Quinty of Furnace and it's time for the Beam Town podcast for Sunday, June 30th, 2019. Last day of June, summer solstice month. It's a month without a federal holiday, would you? Believe that I'd say every month should have a federal holiday. And even if that means making, you know, Valentine's Day, a federal holiday in February or St. Paddy's Day, which should obviously be a federal holiday. In March, I say go for it. Full steam ahead, boys. This is Quinn. This is my voice. I'm the director creator, owner, co-host and best boy and all that stuff on this show, Quinn David Furnace Presents, the bean town podcast. And you know, we've done this maybe once or

twice before, but it's been a while. And I'll tell you what, this is going to be a bean town podcast. So when you're listening to it, you're probably in the morning with your cup of coffee, a meal a day, whatever. But I'm out here late night doing a podcast for the beaners because that's how dedicated I am to you all the listening base. It's late. I'm coming to you live about 11.30 p.m. and get a podcast in for those faithful listeners. You might have heard that we got some buttons, button, B-U-T-T-O-N-S, not the buttons, not the Mormon family from Branson, but the buttons with a B as in boy that say, I heart bean tone on them. If you want a button, come by to beautiful Rogers Park where we are recording life tonight and we will be happy to hand you one of those buttons. Otherwise this is my show.

It's one of the better shows in the North Side of Chicago. And it is your number one source for misinformation across the internet and interwebs and all subsequent networks. I'll listen to your discussion as advised when you're listening to the Bean Tom podcast. Number one, we'll occasionally use some late-night language. Number two, the podcast is objectively terrible as voted by you The fans well what's happened in my name is Quinn and this is my show and I mean some Taco Bell And in fact, I haven't even started yet again. It's Taco Bell It's a popular chain of Mexican fast food restaurants that you can find

Scattered throughout the country and I mean some right now and I tell you what, I ordered some last week last Saturday and I was out celebrating with friend of the podcast Sean who's been on before. Check out the Faroele episode from summer 2018. But I was out celebrating Sean who was earning his master's degree and congrats to Sean. Anyways, we were out drinking after that ceremony. And you know, the tequila comes out, yada, yada, yada. Well, then I ended up at a bar. And y'all haven't heard this story.

I say y'all because sometimes I like to say y'all because we did our podcast. Oh, there goes my taco bell wrapper. Hang on. Man down. it's like Frickin Saving private Ryan over here saving private Taco Bell rapper Because we when we recorded with JP last for the last episode are in be draft up

So that is actually Thursday night, so it's been about 10 days So last Saturday night. I oh boy. I I drank, drink, drank, drunk, and you might be thinking to yourself, well, when will you're kind of drunk right now? No, that's not true. I have a light buzz going. I'm about four to five drinks in. But that's, you know, we're talking like legit, a seven to eight hour span. So, I, no, had a couple, I feel good. Going to bed as soon as we finish recording, et cetera. But last Saturday night, so after all the festivities and I was feeling, you know, like Superman,

Hercules, if you all was like, no, I'm not done yet. So I go out to the local dive bar. And it's me and it's three K-Uggers. Again, that's Cougar, C-O-U-G-A-R, who are like putting money into the jukebox, ABBA, Foreigner, Alton John, all the hits, they just keep coming. And, you know, I'm pretty toasted at that point,

so I ordered a couple of PBRs, and we just danced the night away, like Van Halen once said. Next day, I know they're ordering a pizza for my former local joints, and I moved about a mile south now, so it's not really my local joint anymore, but JBL burtos for the curious

kinds. And next thing I know, yada yada yada, the pizzas at the bar were munching down and having a good time in dancing. And before I know it, the three ladies, shout out to Bill Burr, have gone, have vacated the premises, and I'm sitting there by myself. It's probably like 1.30 a.m. at that point by myself of this bar last customer, and I quickly packed up my things and went home. But that was, you know, I don't usually drink a ton, nor do I go to bars by myself to eat pizza with cougars, but we had a good time. You know, you never know what you're gonna find

Saturday night in North Side of Chicago. So let me get some Taco Bell here. Oh, I remember how Taco Bell factors in. So after that, I go to the talk about some like any dinner which is sort of what I'm doing now and I got I was a little bit more toasted than I thought and fast forward to about 9 30 a.m. on Sunday morning wake up with a burrito on my hand two more in the bag and I'm like damn man what happened last night. And I remember that I went to

Taco Bell after the Cougar bar but then I was like I had pizzas so why did I I don't know you know the mine thinks what it wants to think. So that was Saturday and boy was I hung over on Sunday. Wow, and my older years here, the hangover 7 creased by quite a bit. And this wasn't even my worst hangover because I've had some really bad hangovers before you're just like crazy nauseous and you throw up once or twice. I had one of those after a wedding in April in Chicago coincidentally. But this one was just like, man, I don't want to do anything. It reminded me of being a little kid when you're like either sick or pretend to be sick as a little kid and all you do is like line bed all day and watch TV and that's kind of

your day. Which now being a doll that's like released with my agenda kind of unheard of. I mean I'm either at work on a weekday or on weekends I'm like out and about since my one time to do things. So just like lying around and watching stuff between the hours of you know like 9 a.m. and 10 p.m. is just like what the hell are you doing? So I'm not used to it. Anyways, that's what I did on Sunday. I finally was able to get up and get something to eat by like 8 p.m. I made some supper.

Supper, that's a great word. I love using that word supper instead of dinner. But yeah, it was rough. Anyways, I use that term anyways quite a quite a number of times already, but I think it adequately Captures the rapid progression of the story. I'm trying to encapsulate so You know Workweek starts that sort of thing. I tell you what I was trying to find something to do last night Friday night, which I I was trying to find something to do last night, Friday night, which, well, it wasn't last night because this is Sunday now. For those of you listening to you live, for those

listening to me live, not you live. I had to get some more talk about. Apologies to those of you who listened last week to my 45 minute improv jam session with John Paul Pundowski. You're like, hey, the bean-tongued podcast is actually doing something good for once. And fast forward to this week. You're like, oh, kind of back to the crapper. I agree with that. I went to see, I didn't have any plans last night.

So yesterday at work I'm kind of poking around Facebook which is good for events still. And I just casually come across an Elizabeth Warren town hall like a block from my workspace. And I'm just like, okay. I see you Betsy. What's the catch here? Is there like ticket price? Was this sold out? Once ago, like what's the deal?

Nope. Come on in, have a good time. Listen to Elizabeth Warren. So I did. And they advertise it as a town hall, which to me, town hall is like, maybe the candidate makes an opening statement of 10-15 minutes, whatever. And then they spend like an hour plus answering questions, right? That's what a town hall is.

So I go to this event, Auditorium Theater, downtown Chicago, Wells and Wabash, and there's an intro speaker who's like fine but speaks for 10 minutes which is a long time when you're like I want to seal as with Warren. And then Elizabeth Warren came out and she spoke for a long time, man, like 45 minutes. And the whole time, she's sitting there thinking like, because they already started about 20 minutes after they said they were starting. And I'm just like, hey, I want to hear like,

I already know your policy and your platforms because it's online, I can watch you on TV, whatever, it's good stuff, I'm with it. But I want to hear how you respond to hard-hitting questions. They got two, maybe three questions, and they just rushed them right at the end. And they did that, so they had the system where they you know raffle ticket essentially Not raffle, but like those tickets they used for raffle tickets. You know the tarot way ones. That's what they're using

So at the very end they're like calling numbers randomly for people to ask their questions And they're like we we're gonna do three. So they called to whatever they got them. They called the, and they're doing them, they were calling all at once and then moving to the asking questions. So they could get like three people lined up.

Well, they call the third one. And this is a dumb, down version of the story because this happened multiple times. But they call the third one, you know, whatever. Six, two, four, one, eight. No one responds. So they say you know, whatever. 62418, no one responds. So they say, okay, whatever, they call the next one. 63718, that person is like, oh my God, I got my ticket. But she's all the way on the other side

of the auditorium for more than Mike is. So it's gonna take her while to get there. So the first two people ask their questions. The third person allegedly was someone who's take it number had previously been called, but they didn't like announce themselves. They were just like casually hanging out. And so then that person asked their question, and the fourth person who like they actually announced and chose didn't get to ask her question because they're like, oh, we're only going to take three questions. person asked their question and the fourth person who liked the actually announced and chose didn't get to ask her question because they're like oh we're only going to take three questions.

So that person got her ticket number red live on stage, by Elizabeth Warren and then it was like oh no we're not going to take your question which frankly I felt was kind of like a low blow. So, I felt bad for that girl. She was kind of cute too. And it's like, hey, Betsy, you know, what's the deal here? I don't know. But then she was like, you know, e-worn. It was like, come on up after we finish up here.

It takes us selfies. Which as you can imagine, in a 5,000-seat auditorium of which there were probably only 100, 200 empty seats. The line to get a selfie was particularly long so No, I did not because I was literally up in the nose bleeds. I Did not wait in line for an hour To get a selfie with Elizabeth Warren although I probably could have And I thought about it for a hot second. I was like, hey, you know, Elizabeth Warren becomes president like

You know how big a boost on social media this could be for me if I had a selfie with Elizabeth Warren, president Elizabeth Warren, but then I was like, yeah, but I could go home and like make dinner and watch TV. So I did that instead. Happy Friday, TG-R-F. You remember that song last Friday night by Katie Perry? It's Katie Perry like, she on American Idol or what? I just feel like she's not relevant anymore. I don't know she had that string of like five or six years From probably like I don't know what like 2008 to 2013 14 something like that Where I feel like she was queen

California girls I kissed a girl Firework teenage dream, last Friday night, you know, you know the other ones, dark horse, where she was just like on top of stuff and I apologized because there's probably, you know, two or three hits that I left out, but I don't care, you know what I'm getting at? And now it's like, she changed her hair. She's kinda crazy, T-B-H. I've seen her like, I've seen an interview once or twice, lately and she's like, oh, wait, you're kinda like,

you're kinda a weirdo. She's not with Russell Brand anymore, I think that's a big mistake. Because when she was with Russell Brand, then she was the normal one. Not just single, it's like, oh wait. Suddenly, I'm not the normal one anymore. So I don't know.

Hey, KP88. Assuming that's her birth year because I don't know. If you're out there listening to the Bean Time podcast, if you're one of the seven of us listening, hmm. Shoot us a message and we'd be happy to chat with you on the podcast. I think that could be good for both of our social media images. All right, let's get to some ads here. It's gonna be a shorter podcast because I'm literally like, one, I'm eating. Two, I wanna go to bed. What, you know?

Last Saturday and I didn't get to go to bed until prepolic three. I slept on my couch. First time. And I would say like, oh, I don't remember a thing it was comfortable. But I was like 12 drinks and so I don't think I can accurately judge something. Let's go ahead and read some ads here maybe get some

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For those beaners, you know the pictures in the video by now about hoisting the jerky hoist. Also included in that package deal, though, were two Jack links growlers. And I had been storing them at a friend's house and she finally got back from a work trip a couple weeks long and I was able to acquire them, reacquire them. So now I have the two Jack links growlers at my apartment. And you know what I like to do? I get home after a little while being out.

It's hot and psych, so no American is shitting. I pop out a number of ice cubes, usually six. And these babies are like cubes and they're thick. Like one inch by one inch by one inch at least. Probably more than that. I pop them all in there, I fill it up with water. And I've got, how much is a grower, like 40 ounces, something like that?

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I don't know. I think next week, I'll probably do an official burial of some kind, but I got four TV guides. That was it. It's just like, I don't understand. Because for the first month when they stopped coming, I was kind of just like, oh, it's a joke. Like, oh, they'll be there. And then the second month, I was just like,

oh, what happened? And now it's like going into month three, I'm like, oh, wait, they're probably not ever coming, right? It's frustrating. Quinn is frustrated. I'm distraught. I've lost sleep over this. Makes for great air time, but bad memories. I don't know. It's just like you put your trust in a TV guide and then you physically go out and buy a TV to show your dedication to

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Actually, first I was like, this guy needs a shave because I've been riding kind of the same like, as much facial hairs I can grow minus a neck beard look for like a month now which might not sound like a lot of time but for me who like I get complacent pretty easily I'm just like uh whatever let's try something new I always ever you like month or two months or so I completely shave thinking that maybe now that I can pull off like my baby fat look.

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You know, sometimes you kind of go through all your material and then you read the ads and next thing you know, you're like, hey, we're at half an hour. And if you'll recall, for those beaners who've been with us since the beginning, all two and a half of you, if you recall from the beginning, I think my first episode was like 20 minutes and I was like, oh, it's the perfect time. I don't want to be longer than this. Next thing you know, you're putting out year-wind specials that are four and a half hours. oh, it's the perfect time. I don't want to be longer than this. Next thing, you know, you're putting out year-wind specials that are four and a half hours. Wait, that got I hand quickly.

But, you know, that's all I got. And sometimes it's good to just be like, you know, you don't need an extra 15 minutes of air time if you got nothing to say. The beaners might be like, oh, this one's only 29 minutes. Maybe I'll take a listen versus the ones that are 45 minutes and you're like, I don't have time for this. So sometimes you just cut it short.

And that's really all I got to say. Thanks everyone for listening. Apologies for the weird structure. Ed's come right at the end, but I'm comfortable if you're comfortable. This has been Quinn David Furnace, this is my podcast, Bean Town podcast. And don't forget to check out my new

project the white noise podcast with friend of the podcast Matt Feeder. We host that you can find it in I anchor Spotify, I suppose Apple podcast, whatever. It's kind of tough to find so just type in white noise and then Matt or Quinn whatever and then hope and pray and it'll it'll come up eventually. So that's what we got for you. Thanks for tuning in and everyone. Have a great week. We'll check in on you, Fourth of July time. And hey, I'm going to see the killers and death cabbets

some are fast and Milwaukee. Next Friday, so I'm sure we'll have some tails from there. But yeah, oh, I remember one thing I wanted to say after I was hanging out with a friend today and then after that I went to a bar by myself Which I'm a big fan of and I know some people are like, oh, why would you ever go by by yourself? And I'm just like to experience it man. You don't have to always be and this is I'm not judging I know who does want to go to a bar by myself. But the way I feel is like, if I'm feeling like I always have to be someone, be with someone, excuse me, to go out, then I'm not going to go out very often

not because I don't have friends, but just because, you know, it's a lot to like, I can either just like decide him going to put on a shirt and go to a bar or it can be like, texting people, trying to figure out when to wear to meet them, yada, yada, yada. Sometimes it's a lot easier to just be like, hey, I'm gonna pack up my stuff myself and I'm gonna go to this bar and have a drink. So I went to a bar and it was literally, it was crazy because this is a fairly not like jam and bar but usually pretty popular. And this is a, this was just hours ago. This was Saturday night at about 6 p.m., 7 p.m. maybe.

So a bar that like should be pretty popping, right? It was me and two other people plus the bartender. It was crazy. One was this older black lady who had just gone to the target to get a wireless charger for her phone But she was having trouble figuring it out. So we set it up for her And she was overjoyed like the Stevie Wonder song that she could charge her phone wirelessly I don't know why I said it that way because there's no each and

wireless but But you know it got me thinking like, hey, sometimes going out by yourself, you get to meet people you would never meet before. And they're not people who are gonna be my best friends, but they're like neighbors. They live in the city, they're hanging out. They just wanna have a good time,

have a drink like it's a nice summer day. And you just have some conversation for 20 minutes. It doesn't matter if it's about the Cubs game, if it's about wireless charges, about the system, if it's about women. Who cares? Just go out, have a good time. You don't have to exchange numbers. You don't have to follow them on Instagram. Just be in the moment. You're not building anything. You're just experiencing each other's company. And so all to all my friends out there who are glued to their Instagram pages every night and day just sometimes it's nice and I'm not even like unplug whatever you do what you want to do. But just go be

with some people for a little bit. Go to a bar by yourself. See what happens. Have a good time. Live your life. Okay, that's all I got for you on the Bean Tum podcast. Everyone be kind to one another. Have a good week. Don't shoot off your fingers with fireworks. Like John, what's the same? Jason Pierre Paul is going to say John Paul Pindowski. There's like, no, that's the wrong person. Jason Pierre Paul, if you want, I want to say gruesome image, Google what his hand looked like. He's down to two fingers. Kind of got a claw going poor guy.

Those Frenchies are hiled. They seek him here, they seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven? Is he in hell? That damn delusive pinfer, no. For $100 in bean-town cash, for the listeners out there, let me know where that's from, and I'll hook you up with some buttons. All right, until next time, have a good one.

This is Quinn DeVivference. This is my podcast, the Bean-town podcast. Have a good week, everyone. Happy Fourth of July. And we'll check in on you next time. everyone happy for it that July and we'll check in on you next time.