Beantown Podcast - 08262018_Quinn David Furness presents the Beantown Podcast

Episode Date: August 26, 2018

Quinn rambles about his Fall Tour, ordering at Starbucks, and instachatting his family APOLOGIES for audio quality - No clue what the issue was today

David's going on, it's Quintin Fernis. And this is the Beentown Podcast, coming you live as promised from 817 St. Paul Street here in lovely Beentown. Last weekend of August, what's going on everyone? How are you? I'm checking in on you. Thank you to everyone who joined the live stream on Facebook this morning. That was a little glimpse into the life of Quinn David Furnace on a Sunday morning.

We had Michael McDonald going. We had pancakes going. We had a Virgin Mary join us for a little bit. It was a good time. It's a dancing. We had some cuts by a cube. I think the live stream at everything. It's about half hour long.

Go check it out. It's on my personal page. I'm going to see if I can try to, you know, work that to, you know, the Mid-Autumn Podcast Facebook page trying to get on Twitter too. You can always follow us or at Mid-Autumncast. You can also shoot us an email. We got an email this week, which is exciting.

We're going to get to that a little bit. But we are Mid-Autumn Podcast. You have to get kind get to that a little bit. But we are being called podcast. You have to get kind of being called BBA and TIDA. PodcastYaphi.com. What's happening? This is exciting because it is the last week of the podcast before we hit the road for the fall tour. You saw me post about that on Facebook on Twitter. You can

always follow us. I just gave you the tags. Let's let's look at these tour dates. Come listen live. We got some you know merch you can purchase at the door. Pickets are are free and it's going to be real exciting. So let's see. Next weekend, September 1st, 2nd, we're coming to live in Indianapolis, Indiana. We're going down there for a fantasy football draft. And I think frankly, it's going to be pretty lit.

So keep your eye out for that. We're going to be doing our draft day special there. Next weekend is the last weekend before you add up all season starts. So, if you're looking for all your fancy football insider information, there's a chance we're joined by some other weekmaid, so that could be fun. We got for that, we will be coming to do I from Chicago, Illinois. Don't be surprised if we get some guests on for that. We haven't furned anything up yet, but that's we can navigate in that second weekend there

in September right after Labor Day. That should be lit. After that, in Beentown, going where no Beentowns ever gone before, Bowling Green and Tucky, they call it the Chung City. That's going to be very exciting. We will be coming to you. We might try to get a friend from Yale on podcast. I don't know what we're going to see what her schedule looks like, but maybe we could learn a little bit more about the ID elite from her. After that, very exciting news. We are going to be going to Rockford, Illinois, back where it all started. back when the bean town was just a little sprout. I rock for Illinois more or less my hometown. We will come to you live. I'm anticipating having our dear old friend, great friend of the podcast, one of the

creators, the receptors of the podcast, my friend Matthew came on, you remember, which of course you do, he was on our live taxes special, which I believe is back in March. We did our taxes live on the air, first time ever, on a podcast. So that was really cool. I was pretty groundbreaking. I haven't received any kind of news or a polluter or a Nobel Prize for that, but I will keep everyone abreast of that situation. But we've got some things in the work, including potentially our fourth bean town on plug special. I have some big ideas.

Delusions of grandeur, some might say, but I think they're just grand visions. So that will be come in to you. Second class meeting September there next. We are going to Sioux Falls, South Dakota. That's right. You never thought I would take bean town into the great plains, but that's exactly where we're going.

Sioux Falls, largest city in South Dakota. Maybe we'll catch a Buffalo burger, a Bison burger, I guess is the PC. Turn these days, thanks to Obama. We will be doing that. Then, first we in October will be in Baltimore, Maryland. That will be exciting. The two are continues. Then we will go back to Chicago.

You know, they love me so much. The first time I went there, we're going to be going back. We've already done maybe one, maybe two episodes from Chicago, a Redian B-town podcast. Remember, we did a farewell, the far well. I think that was, what was that? Wait, June maybe? So, if you have a list of that up,

so that was actually, that's one of my favorites. Just kind of go back and listen to it. I'm just relaxing. So it's me, my dear friend Sean, Steven Ryan, and then of course, podcasting legend, John Paul Pendowski, Dombles, as you've known in certain circles, makes an appearance. Right at the end, it's like, I think I made this analogy before, but you all remember at the end of Pirates 2 when spoiler alert for both so walks down the stairs and you've got the apple on these like about that ship. And Jeffrey russets the sun for animals. So anyways, that will be happening. Let's see. Then after that, after that final Chicago on We Are Heading, back down South, Nashville, Memphis, not quite sure exactly.

Probably Nashville is where we're going to become to you live from. We've never done Nashville before. So I'm excited to check out what I've been in Nashville. We've never done a show from Nashville before. So that's going to be exciting. A lot of good batch direct parties, a lot of good live music in Nashville. So I think I'm going to fit right

in because I'm good with the ladies and I'm good with a guitar. So we'll come to you live from Nashville. We might try to do a little big week check-in from Memphis. We've done a podcast there before, based on the Mississippi, where it gives us donuts action. and the Mississippi will give some stone its action, very natural podcasts from the natural state, of course, Tennessee. So that will be exciting. And then we will come back to you October 29th, live from Beentown.

We will have our first ever Beentown podcast, Halloween special. So watch out for tricks, watch out for treats. I know bean tom podcast is typically a treat for everyone. So hopefully more treats and tricks on that episode. But those are the fall tour dates. We're going to quick rundown Indianapolis Chicago, Boeing green rock fruit, two fall with Baltimore Chicago again, Nashville, maybe Memphis, and then our Halloween special, the cap things off live from bean town and believe it or not

Might be the end August right now, but that's all to work is going to get us all going into November So very exciting lots of things happening things are happening on the bean town podcast Okay, okay, okay. What else is going on here on the podcast? Let's see. Oh, this is exciting. I've got my computer up here in front of me. For some reason, and maybe we can, you know, maybe we can bring a family member whose idea this was on and a subsequent episode of podcast to sort of explain to me why we're doing this the way we're doing this but they're apparently you know so

we normally give you the context we normally do like a try to do a family chat you know a little check-in like a little set-mire check-in every Sunday morning and it usually consists of me sitting there listening because I'm typically not sitting down. You should go shopping or on a run or something or doing something because it's my weekend and I don't like to just sit around. My weekends, I'm less than doing my podcast but lately there's been frustration for whatever reason with the phone calling. I don't know, I'm a big fan of how we do it. Everyone just calls in. We talk to each other, but for some family members, it's not enough.

I'm not going to name names here, but now there have been talks of wanting to do a video call on a podcast. And I don't really know if I'm down with that. So we're actually live as we speak. We're joining into maybe a video call. I don't know if it's going to be video or if it's just going to be my voice. I'm going to turn the volume on my computer way down so that none of the outside stuff is coming in here because we got to get a podcast out. Get the fans, demand, the podcast. And with that, allow me to give my listener

a special advice tag number one. We will occasionally use the occasional sanity, profanity that there might be some racially charged rants here and there. I think we've been doing a pretty good job. Seven months in the podcast, eight months in the podcast of keeping those off the air, but just in case something happens,

Michael Richards style, you know, I've given you the warning, so I can't be prosecuted for it, which is, that's how they got Michael Cohen. So that was exciting. Okay, now I'm calling you, I'm calling I2 mom! I feel like Ray Romano here. Come on come on with everybody loves Raymond. They're coming at me hard and

they're coming at me hot. Just let me do my podcast. Woo! Number two, the podcast is the deck of the, oh she's texting me too. Wow, oh that's just what it's called. A day in the life. You got the video stream this morning, you got the family chat, action, now this is, this is my life. Number two, the podcast is objectively terrible. However, if you did like my Ray Romano impression, because I like it too. Let me know. The only thing the issue is, it's all I can really do. They're calling again.

This is crazy talk. Okay, mom, I know you're listening to this retroactively, but you gotta stop calling. Just, it's gonna be okay, mom. I promise. I'm calling you now on the computer to stop. Oh, ma, it's too much. Ah, brah!

Joining. Mercy. Now they're FaceTiming me. This is crazy. Okay. Don't want any video please because I'm doing my podcast. Thank you. Anyways, so you might have to turn me down. I can't hear you on the family chat if you can hear me, but you might want to turn me down because you called in the middle of a podcast and this is live air. So there's just your heads up. But yeah, let's see. We got to listen to the discussion with advice.

K, out of the way. We did our fault tour dates. Did the livestream this morning. OK, we got to listen to the discussion with advice. Okay, out of the way. We did our fault tour dates. The livestream is going to be okay. We are in good shape in terms of housekeeping things. So I had mentioned earlier on the podcast we got an email this week from an excited or an exciting sponsorship opportunity. So with no more frills or friction, we are going to do our first ever paid advertisements, a first ever sponsor for the Beentown podcast.

So here we go, and this is the read that I have received. So let's do it, go first style. Okay, it's as ad for the Chicago episode, but I tell you what, we'll do it today too. We'll circle back to that promise. Do you hate handing off your phone to some stranger so they can take a picture of you? And it sucks. Right off the bat, I think we can all be there. We've all been there, yeah. Every day, millions of people travel in new cities and share really bad pictures of the places they visit.

You know what, if I can stop you right there and give a retweet, there's too much instant chatting and too much snapchatting happening these days. And also, maybe someone can explain this to me. Is there a difference anymore between the snapchat and the instantet because the way I see it, you can post things from your camera hold live on Snapchat. So that's literally the exact same thing as like posting a printout on Facebook or InstaChet Instagram. They both have stories like the 24-hour things even Facebook had that now. And you can both watch other people stuff on it. Like if you swipe all the way to the right on Snapchat, it's always like, oh, you won't believe how the bikini

this model pulled off this week. Or like, if you're having sex this way, you're doing it wrong. I swear, it's all those stories. It's like the Buzzfeed, like a tension grab thing. It seems like they all have that now. So if anyone can explain to me what's going on there, I'd love to have it. Let's get back to the ads here. Everyday millions of people travel to new cities and share really bad pictures of the place they visit. Okay. No last co that's N.O. New word last L New Word, CO, NO, last co is a private photography

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And then followplaces.in.shakago on Instagram and slide into those DMs for a free quote. There you go. I'm going to go do that right now. Let's see. Insta Chat. Places in Chicago. This is exciting. You know, I always... I'm going to be real for a second. I always dreamed that we low-boys dreamed that the first ever bean town podcast sponsor would be, you know, Jack Links, I think everyone kind of expected that is what we were going for. But, you know what?

I'm not picky. I like to promote the small businesses. No last code. Thank you for sending that my way. Again, follow places that I're doing it right now. As you speak, it's crazy. Live in the Channing on the podcast. Who would have thought places in Chicago

was a period in between those three words. Here we go. And following and no post yet. But hey, you know, that's that's how it goes with startup. So go check out No Last Connits kind of places.in.Chicago and that will be exciting. Those are our reads for the week. Where's the, I gotta get a sip of water here, even going hard this morning to kind of pancake some of dancing and micimethonald. So shout out to University of Delaware Chemical Engineering

class of 2018, thank you for this lovely mug. OK, let's check in on the family chat, see how we're doing. Oh, there's dad. No, no, I don't, I assume they needed me. I should hope so. Let's see how long they see how long they go on this podcast. Oh there's even a chat function as part of the podcast. Let's see. Turn on your microphone, cue. Lower left hand side of the screen. Try talking to us. Okay. Clint is finishing a podcast so we are on standby. Slower box. I was very confused when I logged on. Ha! We saw Mamma Mia last night, silly, but fun, dancing. New spots are ideas. last night, silly, but fun, dancing, new sponsored ideas, depends. What?

Taro Antelope, what's that? Malt! I'm not picky when it comes to sponsors. I think you got to think about your demographics. I do well mostly with young people, but then there's also cleaning my podcast analytics. There's like 50 to 57 year old females that I do well with. So I don't know if the pens is quite right for those yet, but I don't know. Maybe you could do like a sex in the city reunion. You go to Chicago and they got, you know, the sign folk on the billboard and

you can't clean these and sex in the city. So all those shows and some patient occasion on the WB and everything. So I don't know, maybe we can work something out like that on the podcast. Oh, it got some questions about this. I want to address it. Anyone's curious? Yes, I do graphic design myself. Saw the poster for the Fall of 2 days.

We saw the poster for the Rose of Queen David Fernandez or politics episode. That's those are all done by yours truly. So I know what you're thinking wow. This guy is truly a five-tool athlete graphic design podcast hosting barber shop musician dancer slash song singer and there's a fifth one there. It's probably giving myself a five-tool nickname. So anyways, I'm always looking to expand, oh, here's another one, Social Media Influencer.

So call me a six-tool player. Six fingers on one hand. Like, who's the guy in Marty McPherson? And Princess Bride? It's got the six finger man and the glove and stuff. Anyways, yeah, okay, I would never do this, but I went to the Starbucks last Saturday. I was going on a long run with my dear friend Megan. Thank you shout out to Megan

for dragging me along and he runs me did a four mile or last weekend we did six mile or this morning. I don't know maybe if I can keep doing something longer weekend on so you can try to knock out a half at some point in November after you visit that but we're at the Starbucks last week November after you visit that. But we're at the Starbucks last week after our long run because you know everyone says you got to get coffee after your long runs to stay hydrated. And you ever so there's two things I want to point out here when you go to Starbucks number one Starbucks has got food has anyone ever bought the food at Starbucks they're always out there in like the display glass. And it looks more like the plastic play food

that you play with at the Discovery Center growing up versus like actual food. It looks like it's been out there since the Kennedy administration, speaking of which RIP and PSTON came anyways. But here's the catch with that food at Starbucks. It costs like $10 for a sandwich. So my question is, who is this population

that's desperate enough for this plastic looking food? That's also paying $10 for this when you could go to the Taco Bell or a Sonic and you have $10. You walk into Sonic for a Taco Bell with an old Alexander Hamilton in your wallet. You are a king, my friend. There is nothing that can stop you. You got Chalupa's to your left, Grande Burritos to your right. You got the, what is it?

The Baja Blast Mountain View Freezy slushy thing I used to go to Taco Bell you get like little roll up for 89 cents They're like to Kidos on steroids. Do you imagine $10 and now that we have Trump I've detected her lower. So you don't have to worry about that. So it's all good stuff anyways. That's number one number two when it comes to ordering a drink at Starbucks. I've been thinking about this. I never know what to order because sometimes they take the menu away. You look up at the top and it's just like, ooh try and eat pumpkin spice, Thai, apple, teeny. And you look at the menu and turns out it's just pictures of pumpkins and spices and there are there's no menu.

So it's like apparently you have to know what you're ordering to get into Starbucks, but you watch some people go and put in their drink order. I'm a big football fan, you know, played a little flag here and there growing up. And it's like watching quarterbacks do They're their pre snap snap count read like pig manning up their ordering a Starbucks tank. It's like Grande blue 42 apple spice double pub Nitro nitro nitro nitro check the nitro check the nitro cold brew cold brew cold brew and it's like You've got to watch out because you're to give your offense line in a false start here if you

keep going too hard on the Starbucks snap count. So eventually you get, you finish it off with your triple double, Adriana Grande, Ariana Grande. Did you know that you can order a Trenta at Starbucks? It's like a hidden menu item, but they'll tell you it's just small venti Grande and Mani Machado, I think, but there's also a Trenta, which I don't know. It's Who could ever want so much coffee because there's two problems here. Number one, can you imagine the caffeine? That's crazy talk.

Number two, I get a little triple double grande trapecino and I feel like I've got to break my seal every 30 seconds. And what's with the like basic five foot tall white girls who are walking out of Starbucks with these Trenta ice coffees? I don't understand. Are you like pulling off to the side of the road at every mile marker to go take a piss? I don't get it. It's just like I'm not calling anybody out. I'm not judging people. I just don't understand how can you do the trenches. I walk up there. I'm like a Newman ordering at the soup notsy. It's like one Grande Frappuccino, please and then they asked for my name and I always say David because This has happened before

He give them your name at Starbucks and you say Quinn. I have seen a Starbucks and you say, Quinn, I have seen a lot of different things but my all-time favorite is Queen and I tell you what, when you're ordering a Starbucks in Boyz, San Chicago and they say your name's Queen and you're a male and you walk out of there, you might attract a lot of unwanted visitors. So sick to David, it's tougher to mess up. You don't have to worry about any sort of gay notation falling around. Not that I have anything against the gaze. I love the gaze. Not that there's anything wrong with that as sign felt would say.

But you know, sometimes you just want your triple double grindy espresso, three pump triple double full house cold brew nitro, nitro, nitro, espresso, double shot, and you just want to get out of there. So, anyways, that's why I don't go to Starbucks too often, although I will say, for work, I probably would crew about $100 worth of Starbucks gift cards every fall. We'll see if that, I bet that's going to change this year

because last year I was doing a lot of work with private schools, this year it's almost exclusively public schools. And more knows, public schools in the Chicago area do not have too much cash going around. Although you go out to, you know, new-trigger Steven Center, St. Charles, there's a little bit more in the bank.

So we'll see what that's like. Oh, we're doing here. 25. TBT to the first ever Dean Tom podcast episode when I was like, and I don't want it to be too short, like 15 minutes, but also we're never gonna hit 40 minutes or 45 minutes. That would be crazy.

So yeah, TBT to literally like 75% of my episodes going at least about 40 minutes long. So this was not gonna be as long. I don't have as much to say. In fact, I'm just about how to things to say. I don't know if there's a lot going on chat-wise on podcast. Bush bushes break beans present the bean time podcast Quinnis woke when the stock is podcast looks called via phone Wait, why are we listening to a podcast nice place for I Don't know. I don't know what's going on with the family chat. We're getting in there and we're getting in there I'm not gonna have a time notes. so I'm going hiking myself with a city after this.

So we'll see what's going on. Two, while on the phone, when you are done, call every time I think about they pull me back in. Is that Michael Douglas? Anyways, again, let's see, we got those fall tour dates coming up, so check those out. We'll keep posting them out. Facebook, Facebook, some printed posters around Chicago Indianapolis, we're gonna try it this summer. There's a Milwaukee evening, we're gonna be on Labor Day. We won't be doing any shows from there, but going to a Cubs

Bros game, live from middle middle part going into enemy territory behind the cheddar curtain. So that should be exciting, going to be connected with my former roommates. Sam and yeah maybe, maybe we'll get Sam's company. We'll support marketing action. See what a sponsor of podcasts. I don't know. I better develop a pitch that'll always be prepared when you're doing these things. Maybe I should just do a podcast about how do you podcast?

If you like a Cosmo Kramer's coffee table, but a little meta action, a little re-level inception type of thing, podcast about doing the podcast. Because if there's someone, if there's anyone, qualify to do a podcast about podcasts, I think it's a little, I couldn't even furnace over here. So anyways, this has been the bean town podcast. Thank you for listening. Follow us on social media.

We are at bean town cast. You can also follow my personal page if you're interested. That's at white buns. That's W H I T E B U M Z. Shout out to CutsbyQ. Thank you for the awesome haircuts. They're doing good work. If you're in Stimney Cotton, you'll get in the nails done or a little man-peddy type action. We even do the gels, and a lot of the ladies like the gels. So you can check those out, it's cussed by Q, that's Q and TZ by Q. You can always, always, always, always email the podcast, each time podcast, you have to come with speedtown,

the ENN2, you have to go and podcast, you have to gopodcast.cf.com, it's e-tompodcast.cf.com. And one last thing I will say because I was actually going to make this a focal point of the podcast and I forgot to even mention it. Happy time murders, a new puppet movie that came out with most McCarthy and a couple of other people with the things so bad. Oh, I, less of getting bigger. Don't see it. It's, boy, it's rough.

It's an R-rated puppet moving, and it's just, I don't know. If you want to see puppet, in a puppet octopus milking a puppet cow, you can do that if you want to see a puppet ejaculate for about 60 seconds all over It grew in the walls and the windows you can do that if you're into that stuff great

I personally was not It's got kind of 22% last time I checked on that tomato hopefully that number goes down it was real rough what Melissa McCarthy movies typically not funny this one is just being further than that it's frankly unfunny so I know some people who are gonna like it if you like sausage party this might be up your alley, but this doesn't you have like the Seth Rogen, like Frank L type of like charm going for it. So anyways, who half a time murder is really rough, not worth giving it a full review.

One star, less than that if I can, is half a star. Anyways, this has been Quinted in Furnace. Again, check out the live stream from this morning, Sunday August 26th. Is that the day-to-day? Yes. That was really exciting. Mike McDonald, Pancakes, Haircuts, Victoria Secret, all that stuff was down there.

I thank you to our new sponsor, No Last Pill, all of them on Instagram, Places in Chicago, is a query between the three places in between you to our places.and.chicago. And yeah, that's all we have to say. 30 minutes, fall tour starts next week. Come you life on Indianapolis. Be sure to tune in for that.

And otherwise, we are going to check in on you next week. Happy camping. we are going to check in on you next week. Happy camping!