Beantown Podcast - Celebrities We Need to Cancel / Friday the 13th (06132025 Beantown Podcast)

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

Quinn comes to you LIVE to break down Middle East politics, the sexy singles of Love Island, and where the heck is Mama McNabb when we need her

Hey, what's going on? It's Quinn Davis Furness. Welcome to my show. Quinn Davis Furness presents the Bean Town podcast for Friday. Oh dear. It's Friday the 13th. Did you know that, Rachy? No, she did. I was out of the loop. We got our research team locked and loaded. We got Rachel over here, we got Maple over there, and we got Whiskey in front of me. It's really my three best friends. It's the trifecta going on here. It's 5 30 p.m. on Friday the 13th. What's happening? What's going on? How are you? My name is Quinn and this is my program, Quinn David Furnace Presents the Beantown Podcast I am the creator the host and the I don't know chief chief of the uninformed apparently Friday the 13th is one of those things, you know New Year's Day you You break out the entire calendar for the year

You look for those important dates on the calendar Father's Day is this Sunday Rachel's birthday in August Friday the 13th, those are the ones you got to circle to celebrate the ghouls and the lore and the goblins and such. And I really whiffed this year. What is it? If it was the military time, it'd be 17, 1730 right now. So we only have whatever 24 minus 1730 is left on the clock. It's pretty rough. What is that about? Eight and a half hours? We've got to make the most of it. Definitely staying up till midnight for this one. There's the days where you just

got to stay up till midnight. Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, they really pack two in one week, that's brutal. You know, there's like three days a year where you need to stay up till midnight. There's the Friday the 13th, happens once or twice a year usually. And then there's Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, and you think we could space it out. What would be nice, I guess, is if we could have a New Year's Eve or Christmas Eve on a Friday the 13th, and that's going to reduce by about 50% the number of nights that you need to stay up till midnight. I guess it's really just the idea of if you stay up till midnight and you're awake, then no ghouls of any kind could sneak into your room or from under the bed. Is that where

the gremlins come from under the bed? I think the gremlins came from some... It's like a Chinese shop or something, right? They're not organically grown from under the bed. Common misconception. A lot of people I talk to believe that about gremlins. But let's keep it going here. Listener discretion advised when you're listening to the Bean Town podcast, number one, we'll occasionally some language. Number two, this podcast is objectively terrible. And I caught wind, shout out to my coworker, Jay Bones, if she's listening to this, caught wind that there were some, not quite kids, but young adults listening to this program over the last couple weeks. And so we really got to make sure we're tightening things up, buttoning things up to make

sure that, you know, this is a family-friendly PG rated show. With that in mind, I'm drinking a nice tall glass of Trader Joe's whiskey here, double ice cube. I got my big chunk, that's the cube, six-sided cube. Is that right? Cubes have six sides? I think so. Yeah. And then I have my emoji cube.

I got an emoji, it's been eight seasons of the Beantown Podcast. Almost at 400 episodes, certainly we've talked about this before, but I got an emoji ice cube tray from a friend in my graduate school program who's now like an attorney or something. That was her shout out to my friend Amy.

When we met, it was in grad school when I was 21, 22, and she was already on her second master's program and since then she's gone to law school and is now like a law clerk out in Quad Cities or something That's really the dream to be a law clerk out in the Quad Cities, but yeah, we're gonna keep it tight high and tight here And if we do use some language occasionally well, it's it's an adult program and you had about 380 episodes get acclimated I do you know, this is very much in the news. Shout out to my friends in Pakistan. Now you might be saying, oh, what's going on in the news? Well, I was just watching a Fox News live stream of Tel Aviv missile strikes. And the, the, the fight,

Tel Aviv not in Pakistan, by the way, it's in Israel, but they're fighting Iran, which is only what two countries away from Pakistan. I don't think Pakistan and Iran border each other you got Afghanistan in the way maybe they do at the north or the south let's go check it out because Afghanistan is landlocked right so Pakistan and Iran I'm pulling up a map right now they probably border each other along the ocean which means if you're listening to this program right now, you might want to duck for cover. I do, well simultaneously I appreciate you making me the 112th ranked comedy podcast in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. If you like live right on the border, and let's confirm here with our research department who has since left me, Oh yeah, Pakistan and Iran have a big old border. In fact, there's this big

lake, RCD Lake. This lake, you guys gotta look at this on a map. It's right on the border of Pakistan and Iran. In Pakistan, it's called RCD Lake. That's gotta be an acronym, right? But this thing's pretty, it's sizable. I mean, that's gotta be like a top 100 size lake in the world, I would think. You click on it, RCD Lake, thinking something's gonna pop up and nothing does there's also The Pakistani name not the British Indian name. It's Hamun e Mashkel. I Would spell it, but we don't have enough time today But yeah, so if you live on the border of Pakistan in Iran, maybe in this nice beachfront town, I went down, I zoomed in on Google Maps right now to the ocean border where Pakistan and

Iran and the ocean all meet thinking there'd be like a nice seaside town and there's not. There's really nothing. In fact, you have to go like, I don't know, many, many kilometers east into Pakistan just to find the first town. It must be arid land. Let's see, pulling up the satellite vision, it all just kind of looks like a big old desert. So in conclusive, Pakistan, Lahore, Hyderabad, Karachi Pass, I think far removed from Iran is the Khyber Pass.

But well, and you know, thanks for listening to the show. People are always talking about Pakistan and India kind of in a sort of engagement and entanglement as well, if you'd like. So Pakistan's starting to get squeezed a little bit. I don't know if Pakistan starts getting nudged to the east by India, and Iran has to retreat away from Israel into Pakistan. Things are going to get tight real quick. You already got like 100, 200 million people that live in Pakistan.

I don't know if they're going to be able to take on all those Iranian refugees. Not to mention if India comes at them with their fleet of, what's the name of the missile defense, the Arctic dome or something like that, and elephants with missiles on their comes at them with their fleet of what's the name of the missile defense the Arctic Dome or something like that and elephants with missiles on their back it's gonna be just intense here. That gets us to Maples minute because we got here we got her here on the couch right next to me and Maples is very brave she started Prozac this week she's's on day, what, four? And that brings us to an educational segment today where we learn about what exactly Prozac

is. And from my research that I've done over the months, Prozac is a drug essentially that boosts the amount of serotonin in your tiny little peanut head if you're a dog. And essentially the body uses serotonin to regulate emotions and keep you stabilized and happy. And when you get excess serotonin, it can't all be absorbed by your pituitary glands or your thyroid system or anything like that. So you got what we would call in the medical field excess serotonin is the official medical terminology and it just makes you kind of happy. So it takes four to six weeks minimum to kick in.

So Maple is about 10% of the way there. And we're going to take it one day at a time. And she's going to be super brave. And then she's going to have a big dental procedure. Bum, bum, bum. Remember Maple and Rudolph when Hermey gets his pliers and he goes to the bumble and he takes out all his chompers. You're the Bumble in that situation. Forward Maple. That's Maple's Minute. We got our hot take of the week here as well for the sports heads. And I say this without

having actually watched a game in this series thus far. What I like to do is wake up in the middle of the night about 4 a.m. and I open up my YouTube and my algorithm knows me so well that it's the first video it shows me and I do it because it doesn't it's like the Canadian broadcast recap. We're talking Stanley Cup final by the way if that wasn't made abundantly clear and it shows me the video first things first and it doesn't reveal the score so that I can like watch a 10 minute summary of the game without knowing who won which was fantastic last night for game four Oilers tying up the series winning in overtime. When's the last time? What's the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?

It has been a long time. More or less not in my lifetime. I think it's like 97, 98, something like that. I think the Leafs maybe won in the late 90s or the Canadians maybe. The crazy thing about the Stanley Cup, and we'll actually reveal my hot take in a moment here, the Canadians have won like 28 Stanley Cups or something. It's a number that's up there with the Yankees in terms of number of championships won. It's an almost unfathomable amount.

So the fact that they've done all of that and haven't actually won one since whatever, the 90s, 80s, something like that, it's crazy that they've been able to keep up such a stronghold lead in the all-time titles. But yeah, definitely rooting for the Oilers. Edmonton doesn't get a lot of publicity. And the Florida Panthers have been in the final, what, three years in a row now and they're defending champs. We went right, the Florida hockey dynasty is way too much. We went right from the Lightning winning what, two times and going like, going

another like two or three times in the span of a decade. And now we get the Florida Panthers who play out of Sunrise, Florida if you didn't know it, suburb of Miami. My hot take of the week is actually this. The Stanley Cup final is objectively ten times my objective, 10 times more exciting than the NBA finals because easy to compare than they go on at the same time, they alternate nights back and forth. And we even have a great NBA finals going on right now. You've got two small market teams, the Pacers and the Thunder.

Neither team has ever won. I guess the Thunder franchise won once as the Sonics back in about the 70s, but you know they've been the Oklahoma City Thunder for about 15 years now or so, 20 years almost, and nothing. They've been to the finals one other time. And then the Pacers, I feel like a lot of casual fans would assume that the Pacers have won before because it's Indiana, it's a you know basketball city, it's they kind of have a of have a lot of lore around their team. Larry Bird, well he didn't play for the Pacers, but he's from Indiana. But they've

never won and I think they've only been to the finals once, now they're up 2-1. All this being said, if you just turn on a NBA finals game, I don't care if it's first quarter, fourth quarter, whatever, and then you turn on a Stanley Cup final game. I'm not even a huge hockey head. But I'm a firm believer, not just the Stanley Cup final, but NHL playoff hockey is just so intense. It's ratcheted up to another level. I genuinely believe, and this has to do with the way the sport is played and what it looks like to the naked eye, but just the amount of sheer effort and toughness and cardio that these guys put in across an entire game compared to any other championship final, whether it's the Super Bowl or the World Series or

the NBA Finals, it is just taken up to level 11 like Nigel Tufnel would do for Spinal tap which by the way the sequels coming out in September. I'm pretty pumped for it Lick my love pump. That's a great spinal tap tune. I guess that was the hot take. I'm trying to think other like it doesn't have to be a final necessarily, but just when you're watching a sporting event take place, because for me visually, just the amount of effort and exertion you see from those hockey players in the Stanley Cup playoffs, it is just like nothing else you ever see. So are there any other sporting events out there where just the amount of effort is just that ratcheted up? I would say tennis. Tennis is pretty good when you get to like a, I mean, any of these major tournaments really, but certainly when you get the top players, especially in these men's games going for five sets sometimes at the French open or the Wimbledon or wherever, you know, they're playing for three hours, four hours sometimes that, that amount of effort is pretty intense,on or wherever, they're playing for three hours, four hours sometimes.

That amount of effort is pretty intense. But they get their breaks every 5, 10 seconds. NHL is like, when you got a shift, you got a two minute shift. Especially if you're playing defense on the penalty kill, holy moly. The effort you got to put in is insane, because it happens so fast. Anything else I mean swimming certainly

Olympic swimming you get that it's a little bit harder to kind of see because they're so streamlined and in tune and underwater for most of the time but obviously the swimming exertion is pretty high up there as well. That uh I don't know when you get some of those long volleyball points those volleys as you would call them, you see a lot of good exertion there as well. That's really the word of the day here, exertion, E-X-E-R-T-I-O-N. I don't know, research department, any other events where you feel like the athletes really have to go above and beyond to win the title?

Indy 500 probably. Sitting there for three hours sweating. I don't know. No, we'll leave it at that. If you think of anything, email us, beanthompodcasts at yahoo.com again. It's beanthompodcasts at yahoo.com and let us know. Track, I guess. but even the marathon runners, they make it look so easy. It's like they're gliding. Shout out to a DePaul student, Darius Brown, competing in the 110 meter final tonight out

in Eugene, Oregon, NCAA Division I track championships. He's made it to the final 10 or whatever. I don't know how they choose these people, if it's like an American Idol, one person voted off every week or how they get to the final 10. But speaking of voted off, we'll talk Love Island. We'll get there after we say thank you to our sponsors. Has there just been one person voted off Love Island so far?

This person's name was going to be revealed after we say thank you to our good friends. See how I did that? We're learning. We're evolving here. This is how you track and gain listeners. Don't forget to smash that like button. Thank you to our good friends out in Oregon. We just mentioned Eugene. Well, if you go across those little mountains there you'll end up in a quaint little town of Bend and that's where my dad and small business owner Steve resides. And guys, if you want to reside in a beautiful town like Bend, you're going to need to get your home inspected first. When you need your home inspected in central Oregon, go with someone who is safe, certified double internachi insured. He'll check the nooks. He'll check the

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how we have to protect our natural reserves, but also we could sell it to billionaires and make a fat profit and screw the kids. So it's essentially the tone of the Kevin Costner Yellowstone, not even the show, whatever this weird documentary kind of thing is that he does. If anyone has any insight, tweet at us at Beantowncast or Blue Sky at us, Beantown podcast. And finally, our good friends at Cuts by Q in desperate need of a neck shave. I'll take care of that later today or tomorrow. Got a wedding tomorrow. So you know, cuts by Q will be ready. Not Not my wedding mind you, but cuts by Q. We could start planning the vow renewal. Cuts by Q will have you looking sharp, fresh, whether you're going to your wedding, someone else's

wedding, a vow renewal, someone else's vow renewal, doesn't matter. Cuts by Q when you need a fresh do something snappy or new, call the experts at cuts by Q. Okay, so Love Island USA, season 17. Seven, maybe, says the research department. Maybe, put an asterisk by it. Debut last, I don't know, Wednesday. So we're a week and a half in this is six weeks It's six weeks long it's originally a British show So it's another spinoff and it's set in Fiji next to the set of Survivor no coma no

crossover episodes yet, but that would be pretty fun and It's on every night except for the nights when it's not on, Wednesdays and Saturdays. It's hosted by Ariana Maddox who you probably know from Chicago. The name on everybody's lips is gonna be Roxy. Handed it to the research department for a home run that would have been a great couples duet moment. You've never seen Chicago? Well I've never seen that on stage just the Oscar-winning best picture film with Renee of course and Richard Gere, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Queen Latifah, John

C. Reilly. It is a loaded cast. We learned on Jeopardy last night it was a 200 level clue that no one got. I think Rachel got it. Domino's has loaded totts apparently. It was Domino's right? It was a pizza question and someone guessed Little Caesars. That's what I guessed. The other person guessed Pizza Hut. And then the other person either didn't guess or guessed... Oh, they got it right. They guessed Domino's.

Okay. Domino's loaded tots. So check them out. I think, I'm trying to remember. We got to go back and look. Have we done fast food pizza chain power rankings on the Bean Town podcast something in the back of my mind is saying we have because I think I had my hot take was that Pizza Hut is my number one but Domino's is low low low on my list like I would rather have I'm sure we've covered this years ago on the

show I'd rather give me like a frozen pizza from the grocery store before you give me Domino's. It is just not my jam, man. Sorry about that. And I don't think I'll ever have Papa John's ever again, not because I necessarily hate it, but maybe things have changed in recent years. But I know when I lived it, we're coming back to Love Island, I promise. A couple years ago, I lived within walking distance of both a Pizza Hut and a Papa John's down there in Diversity Parkway. Equal equidistant, you know, eight minutes from each.

And I probably got, lived there for one year, I probably got a Pizza Hut, I don't know, five-ish times in the year I lived there. And Papa John's never, because every single time, it's like a Saturday night, maybe you're a little bit buzzed already, you're just going to go to town on a pizza. You go to Papa John's and it's like, okay, yeah, get a large pepperoni pizza starting at $18, which in nowadays, inflation price is not that bad. But it's like, okay, that's probably a little bit more than you want to spend at like a fast food pizza place considering Little Caesars, like five, six bucks, something like that. And then you go to Pizza Hut, and I'm sure it's not this way anymore in

the year 2025, but you could usually find a coupon for like a large one topping pizza with no other bells and whistles, just like a straight up pepperoni pizza large for like 9.99. And it's like, you must really, you would have to really like Papa John's and really dislike Pizza Hut to pay 200% the price of the Pizza Hut. The one year, this was golden, the one year I was a resident advisor in RA in college, I lived above a Pizza Hut. It was only there for like two years and I happened to live there for a full year

that it was there. And I would get in on Sundays frequently to watch football games in the afternoon. And I'm pretty sure I could get a large pizza on those Sundays from Pizza Hut right downstairs, carry out for like six bucks. That's probably why they went on to business so quickly. There's no way they ever would have been able to afford their rent in there.

But Golden Era, everyone's kind of got those Golden Eras. This would be a good idea for the future. Golden Eras because for me it's like that year where I could get that cheap pizza hut. I got to make a note of this. Next Beed Town, Golden Eras. And you should email us, I got make a note of this, Next Beat Town, Golden Eras. And you should email us, I got another example for you. I wanna hear about your Golden Eras.

Here's another example, which has been well documented on the show. Movie Pass, in its heyday, $9.99 a month. See one movie a day, no restrictions. There were weeks here and there in Baltimore, especially in the winter, you know, everyone's just kind of working, it's dark, no one's being that social after work or anything like that. I would legitimately hit up a movie theater two to three times a week. And there were a handful of movies, this is back in 2017 or so, handful of movies I saw multiple times in theaters because you just pay 10 bucks a month.

And you just plug in your card when you get there and you go and you pay $2 for shitty drip coffee because it's dry January or whatever and you're on your third viewing of Lady Bird and no one even knew no one even knew who Timothée Chalamet was he's just like this little punk kid off to the side and lo and behold I also I think I saw Colleen by her name two or three times in movie theaters big year for Timothy Chalamet He's dating one of the Kardashians, is that right? Research department says Kylie, but it's Kylie Jenner. It's not Kylie Kardashian. It's interesting when they're born, you know, how do you decide do I want to be a Kardashian and Jenner because you got you got kind of three on each side. It's interesting.

It's not really a rhyme or reason to this stuff. So Love Island, we're out, we're a week and a half in. We got a new episode coming out tonight. There's been one person voted off. We teased this five minutes ago. Her name was Bella. Like the girl from The Last of Us. But spelled differently. This was B-E-L-L-E-HYPEN-A. Bell-uh. Bell-ay. I wish they would have called her ballet just to just a

troller it's like if you're British and you're talking about your Tom my ballet do a lot of accents on the show if you're new mmm so there's what there's about like six ish couples right now something like that but we introduced a handful of new sexy singles to the island. I was reading that one of these, one of these, there's what, like three or four black guys? I don't know all their names. There's Ace, Jeremiah, the, uh, the cowboy? What's his name? Taylor. Taylor? Is there anyone else? Well, there's one of the new guys who's black too.

One of the guys, one of the new guys who's black too. One of the guys, one of those guys, two years ago was already liking Instagram photos of one of the other girls. Ace was liking Instagram photos of Huda many years ago before, you know, while previous seasons were happening. And so it really throws a whole sticking point, is not the word I want to use, but it really questions the whole integrity of the casting. When these people already know each other and it's like, what are your, do you have pure intentions? That's what Arianna Maddux would say.

If you don't know Arianna Maddux is from Vanderpump Rules, which is a show that is not officially over, but probably over, we're pretty sure. Which is in and of itself somewhat of a spin-off from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So it all comes back to Housewives. For all the beanheads here who are loyal, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City stands, which we've covered many seasons in the past. Elsewhere on Love Island, you got Huda. It's like Hoda Kotb, but with a U, and her name's not Kotb. It's anything else, because no one else in the history of mankind has ever had the name Kotb. It's nonsense. It's not a word. It's not a name. It's just four letters thrown into a random

generator and you became a Today Show co-host. Huda has a kid. She's four. And I'm still thinking maybe they're going to bring her out, but we'll see. She might not have her passport, which could be a sticking point. And who does with Jeremiah? By when he found out she has a kid, it's kind of like, damaged goods. That's what we would say. Locker room talk, right? Locker room talk. Locker room talk. And then you got Ace and Amaya, like Cubs backup catcher Miguel Amaya on the injured reserve. Get better soon buddy. The disabled list is what they call it. Well

no, now that we're politically correct in 2025, we can't call it the disabled list. We have to call it the injured list. Thanks, Obama. And I don't know. They're fine. Is Amaya the girl I don't like? Yeah, I don't like, they're not fine. I think they're pretty much broken up at this point. So that's not going well. And you got, there's this British guy, Tony. Tony or Chaz. I can't remember what his name is. Maybe Christian. And he's dating this blonde girl who no one knows anything about, Anna. You know, she just kind of, she wasn't originally on Love Island and now she is. And no one knows anything about her. She has been given zero screen time.

She's just sort of there. Kind of like this bartender, Wells. He's just there to make the drinks. And then there's this white guy who people are saying looks like Walton Goggins from Justified and His name is Nick with no K Like Nico, but with without the O and he's dating Someone Sierra I don't remember what she looks like. And then she's cute. She's got big curly hair. Big booty. That's everyone on the show. And then there's two black girls. There's Chelsea. Shelly. Shelly. And she's dating the cowboy?

Austin. Not the cowboy. Austin, who has got a 2.5 IQ. And you were saying he's a big Trump supporter. And he's a big Trump supporter. But he's kind of the fan favorite right now, just because he's the most aloof. Well, he's aloof and kind of the fan favorite right now just because he's the most aloof. Well, he's aloof and kind of aware that this is just a stupid show at the same time.

So they're dating and then there's, what is her name, Orandia? Olandria. And she is with the cowboy, Taylor. He's actually a cowboy. He's from Oklahoma. He didn't make it to the Thunder, but he's still on the rodeo team. They perform at halftime at games, I would assume. And you can't understand the lick out of this guy's mouth. I knew a guy my freshman year of college who moved into my dorm like halfway through his name is Anthony Mabry. I think we're still Facebook friends. I don't know

whatever happened to him, but occasionally we would cross paths either in the bathroom or in the communal kitchen or anything, something like that. And he seemed like a very nice, gregarious guy, but every single time he would open his mouth, I would catch no lie probably between 50 to 70% of what he said. And so that might not sound so bad, but you're just like barely, you're both piecing and parsing together. You're piecing together and parsing through what he said and just really tough. And same thing with this cowboy, Taylor on Love Island. I don't know, man.

Sometimes I mumble. Taylor always mumbles. And then just last night, there was a big kink party and there's a lot of leather and it was like watching the Scott Farrell's lot of leather and it was like it was like watching the Scott Ferrell's YouTube 2022 year and recap video for anyone who's a really deep beanhead would know who Scott Ferrell is if not that's okay because we'll just keep going it's too long to explain if you're brand new to the program but a lot of leather and They brought in three sexy new singles two guys No one knows their names Pepe and Another black guy there's we need there's never any Asian males on this

Rarely is there Asian females don't zero chance you get someone South Asian right as a show that is all in favor of you know Pakistani pride you get nothing from there and I know we're not supposed to be BFFs with Russia right now but you never get any Russian people it's all you are either, you know, black and from LA, or they'll have one or two token British people, and then white people. That's all you get from Love Island. They could have at least given us, you know, a diverse host or something. Like Hailey Steinfeld, her grandpa was a quarter black, I learned this week because everyone is talking about sinners from the guy who did Black Panther. It's got two Michael B. Jordans in it. It's got the actor and the basketball player.

And apparently in this movie, Hailey Steinfeld plays a black passing vampire. No, no, no, sorry, white passing vampire, but she's black. Yeah, she's, she's, so she's black by the, you know, whatever. I'm not caught up on my 19th century Nella Larson. There's a passing reference for you. Great, great book by the way. Read it in college. Nella Larson passing. But yeah, she plays a vampire who is black but passes as white. And I read the whole plot summary of Sinners and I don't know, people seem to really be going crazy about Sinners. It seemed to me like just fine. I don't know. Maybe you got to see it to believe it. Like the Polar Express.

What's the famous song from Polar Express? Is it the Josh Groban? If you just believe. I think so. Yeah, it's Josh Groban. It's called Believe in Love. Maples ready for Christmas. Six months away, buddy. Who are you going to be for Christmas this year? I guess you don't really be someone for Christmas. It's more of a. It is Believe by Josh Groban.

It is Believe by Josh Groban. See, the podcast runs so much smoother than we have a research department here. I can focus on the jokes. We got research in the background. We got Maple sitting on the floor waiting for a piece of popcorn or another Prozac or waiting for Dad to sing more Josh Groban.

That was Love Island. The actual proposed, and we got our trivia question at the end of the day here. Oh, this was from last week. I was about to say I will not see the new Wes Anderson film, but we covered that ad nauseam. We have a trivia question involving US national parks in a moment here. But first, I wanted to run through this list

I've been collecting in the last handful of hours here. These are celebrities that need to be canceled I think we've we've done a version of this once or twice on the program before But this came up when I was watching hockey highlights and last night game four in sunrise and of course lo and behold who shows up standing next to famous Trump or Wayne Gretzky Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and Oh I cancelled Taylor. I cancelled them last week for their hair problems at that wedding It's like a grease fire on top of her head. I don't know what's going on

If you want to have bangs fine, but comb them you got to comb them. There is just like a big rat's nest on top of her forehead. Grease fire waiting to happen. That's an OSHA violation. OSHA, OSHA, Office of Safety Hazard Agencies. That's what OSHA stands for. So I would, I mean, I could cancel them for a number of reasons. Just go, why don't you, why don't they just get a seat in the 400 section? All right. Buy a beer. $20 like the rest of us. Wear a ball cap. No one will know you're there. No one has to see your terrible hair. And you don't have to associate with big time Trumper and all-time NHL points leader Wayne Gretzky so we should cancel them. I definitely by extension want to cancel Donna Kelsey their mom because she just got cast on Traders and when I was a kid we had our own Donna Kelsey and she was much more lovable

and enjoyable. Her name was Mama McNabb and she was the face of Campbell's Soup. And you know her son, Vikings quarterback, Donovan McNabb. Yes, I said Vikings quarterback. And Mama McNabb was a million times better than Donna Kelsey. Donna Kelsey, she couldn't sell soup to a rock. And Mama McNabb could, a rock, probably the country of Iraq, they don't get a lot of soup. But Mama McNabb could certainly sell it to a rock and a rock. So, Donnie Kelsey, you're out. Sabrina Carpenter dropped a new music video this week and I didn't think we were going to talk about Sabrina Carpenter because we talked about her at

length last week. The song, whatever, we talked about it last week. It was a Hall & Oates cover, not great, not original, fine. The booty shorts, whatever. If you want to wear booty shorts, wear booty shorts. But then the album tease comes out with the cover, and if you haven't seen it, you know, we mentioned at the top of the show this was a kids friendly show, so you might want to turn it off now. She's on all fours, she's getting her hair dragged by a man. I think there was a dog collar involved. That might have been the kink party from last night, Love Island, I don't recall. But the album is called Stuff Me Up Good or something

like that. And it is just, she has leaned, she's lunged way too far into the whole, I'm just going to be sexy and sex sells. You got to have One morsel. I don't even know how big a morsel is but ideally you'd have two you got to have one morsel of self-respect for yourself because she's just gonna get Used up and tossed aside and thrown in the garbage like me when I die Look at what they look at what they did to Brittany look at what they did to Christina Aguilera. Well, look what happened to Christina Applegate. These celebs just get, they go, sex, sex, sex. And no one actually respects them.

And this is right out of, we are the second Spinal Tap reference on the show today, but you all remember the Smell the Glove album from Spinal Tap, which is in the actual documentary, what they are promoting the rockumentary rather. And spinal tap was parodying this stuff 40 years ago. Forty five years ago, when did spinal tap even come out? Early 80s? I'm not sure. And now we have regressed so far as a society, Handmaid's Tale called it with Voldemort's brother, and now Sabrina Carpenter playing right into

the, you know, the George Soros and the Libertarians playbook on this one. So the globalists, not the Libertarians. Sabrina Carpenter super canceled. Not interested in hearing anything she has to say. Not only is she spooky and she looked, oh I looked up the name by the way, you saw my Instagram last week. Lady Elaine Fairchild is the name of that person in the land of make-believe, the neighborhood of make-believe. Fred Rogers, rest in peace. Dakota Johnson. We got to end the whole Dakota Johnson thing. It's not just because I'm on Chris Martens' side in this whole deal. She is the most 100% prototypical Nepo baby. Don Johnson and Tippi Hedren. Tippi, T-I-P-P-I. I saw Dakota was on Hot Ones this week, which I haven't watched yet, and nor will I.

I have never, oh, I'm sure I have, because we're watching that Sydney Sweeney movie tonight, potentially, but I have not, very rarely have I seen an actress with such little skill and ability who just is on the screen and everywhere. And I never even saw Madame Webb, which would be tough because you put Sydney and Dakota together in the same picture.

But I don't see anything positive about Dakota Johnson. I will say this, I think she has, I see something positive in Dakota Johnson. I will say this, I think she has, I see something positive in Dakota Johnson. I think she has a sense of humor. I think she realizes that she's a terrible actress and is just like, lucking her way through life. Cause I heard her, I think she was on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Maybe.

And she was very self-aware about just like some of her past roles and not necessarily strong acting chops. So I'll give her that but hey if let let's say this if we get a great Coldplay breakup album out of this like we got ghost stories after Gwyneth and Chris divorced then I'll give Dakota back two morsels of credit not three but two. For now she's cancelled. Working our way through the list here, I don't have much to say here, just the Hansons. Feels like they kind of did their little comeback and you know, you can go

back to being cancelled again. I don't have any personal issues with the Hansons, the brothers we're talking. Just you know, you guys were famous 25 years ago and it's okay, you stay there. The big news from today, Orlando Bloom, apparently very caught off guard by the whole Katy Perry spacewalk thing. And it sounds like the relationship is getting very rocky. And so we were all over this on the Bean Tom podcast

What a month and a half ago when the space thing happened and I said it was my hot take of the week If you remember I said Orlando doesn't know he has no idea what is going on what has been going on with his wife He doesn't know that she is like the cringiest person on the internet. He doesn't know she's going into space. You know, they got kids at home. Orlando's trying to make them, you know, Elvish breakfast and stuff. And meanwhile, mom is up in space with Gayle King and Jeff Bezos. And it's like Orlando doesn't know. Well, news broke today, June 13th, Friday the 13th. Can't believe I missed missed it Orlando knew the whole time and things are going south in the Relationship so Katy Perry we've been we've canceled her like three times on the show already canceled again

Orlando I don't maybe he should get together with Chris Martin that would be the British power couple I would listen to that this This wasn't on my list. Apparently Hugh Jackman is supposed to be canceled. Now obviously I know he left his wife Deborah Furness to hang out with, what's her name? The Broadway star, not Tippi Hedren. Sutton Foster when they were in The Music Man. And now apparently Hugh Jackman's a scumbag for other maybe related reasons

I didn't read into it. I saw it on reddit. So let's just preemptively cancel him too My next one here. I've got a couple more Cardi B Who escaped being canceled five years ago when this news came up, but I don't want people to forget it now She's been into the news Recently with the Stefan Diggs video on the boat Because they're dating now apparently and Stefan Diggs was like giving out the cocaine to hookers while he's supposed to be at practice Whatever yada yada yada, but lest us not forget that Cardi B back when she was getting really famous

And she was like hot on the scene, she came out and talked about how she used to be a stripper and she would drug men and rob them. And people were like, oh yeah Cardi B, you go girl, female empowerment, like you got a big booty, you so bad girl. It's like, hold up, wait a minute, she just said she was drugging people at the club.

Bump, bump, bump, bump. What was the name of that? The guy who just went to prison. I'm surfing here. I'm surfing low. There's a rap group called Fly, which is an acronym. FLY. Sargento is the name of the rapper and he just got, he just went to prison because he was in Puff Daddy's parties, is what I heard Rachel say. Nope, that's not right. He killed his cousin. Speaking of killed your cousin, Antonio Brown, NFL legend wanted for murder currently for grabbing a security guards pistol at a concert and attempting and shooting someone in the ear. So if anyone knows his whereabouts, I would put up a, you know, a

wanted dead or alive poster on being on podcast.com, but he's a fairly famous former NFL player with the Lego man haircut. So you probably if you see someone whose head looks like a Lego that's probably him. Especially if he's black and wearing wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers 84 jersey. Almost certainly him. But yeah Cardi B don't think you you, I think she kind of feels like she escaped, but Beantown Podcast is staying on it. We mentioned the Jenner children already. Kardashians can get canceled. I just feel like they had one show, now they have a second show and it's just, they add

nothing to society. So there's them. Aaron Rodgers signing with the Steelers this week. Super should have been canceled. People got to stop putting him on Mac if he stopped writing articles about him. Just let him go date Olivia Wilde. Has he dated her yet?

And they can just go suck into a black hole or something because she broke Jason Sudeikis heart. And then finally, we should cancel either or maybe Justin Baldoni or Blake Lively, one or the other, maybe both, but I'm not sure which one. I frankly haven't been able to follow what the deal is with all of this and who's a scumbag and who's not, and probably both. But you're also kind of like supposed to like Blake Lively because she's with Ryan Reynolds, who's very likable. And they had that great joke about Blake Lively at the SNL 50th show, which was fantastic,

my favorite part of the night. But one of them is probably supposed to be canceled. I'm not sure which one yet. Email us, Bean Tom Podcasts at yahoo.com and let us know. So that's my list of celebs I feel should be canceled. Rachel says, oh, Jojo Siwa, all the pride, this is a whole other can of worms. It's June. It's pride month all the other Lesbians this month who have been getting hot and heavy with men Jojo siwa There was someone else. Oh

What's your name with the brother Phineas? She was dating a man or smooching a man yeah, she was she was dating a naked brother and someone else too. And Matt Wolfe. Oh, okay. I don't know who Matt Wolfe is. There was someone else who is oh, I think a girl from Last of Us. We just mentioned.

What was her name Ellie? She was dating a man potentially too. Not sure. And the guy from One Direction looks like Ellen. Not sure if he's gay, but I've always assumed. We'll probably cover Pride Month next week. Let's finish up with our trivia question of the day. We're shifting gears here. If you are a

long time beanhead listener, you know we enjoy geography in this program. We've been giving you a lot of celeb news last couple of weeks. So let's do a trivia question right in the wheelhouse of U.S. geography. So I got a pretty simple question for you. Name the three US national parks that are each located in multiple US states. And of course you get a bonus point if you can name the multiple states. And I will say this, they're not all two states. So there's a three-fer in the mix. So again, the question, very simply put, there's three US national parks per my research, although I have a little asterisk on this. Excuse me, three US states that are not contained in one,

excuse me, three national parks in the US. They're not contained to one state as far as geographic borders go. They transcend state lines. And two of these three, I'll tell you right now, are just two states. One of them is three states. But it's also probably the most famous one that is across multiple states. So you might be able to get that one we got two Western US and one Eastern US and nothing in the middle if you want any more time go ahead and pause but I'll just rattle them off to you number one Yellowstone National Park and the states that Yellowstone falls in.

You have Wyoming, Montana, and I think the one a lot of people forget about, but you got Idaho as well. That's number one. Number two is the most visited US national park that there is. At least it was like a decade ago. I'm sure it probably still is. The Great Smoky Mountains National Park are located in both Tennessee and North Carolina and you'd be proud of me here I have these in my notes but I didn't

write out the state names I just used the abbreviations so I'm kind of a total stamp buff here and then finally back to the West Coast we go. Let's switch it up here. I'll tell you the state, see if you can get the the park. California and Nevada. It is probably the most recent national park that I personally have been in. I'm sure that helps you because you're all very plugged into my personal life. Known as the the hottest on Earth, I believe. Hottest recorded temperature, I think, is here. And it's also the lowest. Or maybe it's just the US.

I don't know. But also the lowest point in the United States. Death Valley is in both California and Nevada. Now, I mentioned there was an asterisk. I just want to mention this quickly. When I plugged this question in to Chat GPT, just to get a quick response, because I thought of it, I was like, oh, that would be a great question. So I just wanted to get ChatGPT's response. It said, for initially, it said that Yosemite, there's a small sliver that technically crosses into the state of

Nevada from California. I didn't check the source. I haven't replicated or duplicated it. And so I wanted to include it as a bonus kind of point here, but I thought before I do that, let me just, you know, get a source other than chat GPT and nothing else I can find on the internet indicates in any capacity that Yosemite bleeds into Nevada. So if anyone finds anything on that, feel free to

email us. Let us know. I would be glad to share those findings on the program. But guys, that's what I have for you. It is well into the 18 o'clock hour here and my Friday the 13th time is running out. So I got to try to get some scares in here. I want to thank everyone for listening to my program. Quinn David Furness presents the Bean Town podcast. Happy Pride Month. And if you got any more celebs that you think should be canceled, I'm sure I missed plenty, but let us know. And don't forget to tune into Love Island every night, except for the. It's not on on peacock With ariana Maddox. My name is Quinn David furnace. This is my program Quinn David furnace presents the Bean Town podcast I hope everyone is staying safe Stay sane stay cool. Stay dry. I'll check in on you next week. Bye. Bye Yeah. so

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