Beantown Podcast - Pat Robertson Eulogy (06092023 Beantown Podcast)

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, what's going on? It's Quinn David Fernos. Welcome to my show. Quinn David Fernos presents the Bean Town Podcast for June 9th, Friday, 2023. What's going on? What's happening? How are you? My name is Quinn and this is my show. We are coming to you live on a gorgeous Friday afternoon here in Chicago. Went for a little run five mile, John Jay, a UNT about an hour ago, waited through all the pot smoke and the reefers and all that fun stuff on Wavelin Tab North, or Wrigley because tonight is the big Dead and company concert. I think they're playing tonight and tomorrow
Starting point is 00:00:49 even but they're They're last tour if you don't know if you don't know dead and company is The surviving members of the great full dead and then a couple other guys too including John mayor So they play a bunch of songs. They basically have been doing my understanding. I've never seen them or anything, but they've basically been doing summer tours for the last like eight years, 10 years.
Starting point is 00:01:14 They formed, they've been around for maybe a decade. And according to them, this is their last hurrah. So they're hitting Riggly. They're always on the Riggly summer schedule is dead and cold So they're playing tonight everyone's out everyone's got their tie-dye shirts everyone's wearing care bears Just smells just awful all around the neighborhood So I saw some posters. There are people selling nitrous oxide for sale, which apparently I don't know anything about nitrous oxide. I was reading a little bit about it,
Starting point is 00:01:49 though, is apparently something you can just casually buy at like your local chemical distributor store. And then huff it and get just insanely high. So, everyone's out. Everyone is pumped for that. The Cubs, the Cubs don't give us too much to root for these days. Evergl the field, but we'll still root for John Mayer and Denning Co. It's a crazy week. Last weekend we had Taylor Swift here. All the Swifties were out and then this weekend we have John Mayer and Denning Co here. So all the the mayor heads are out. So it's kind of a big clash. If you don't know the full details of that, we might get into it. I floated this idea by Rachel and she was pretty excited. We were on our way to
Starting point is 00:02:33 a bar Wednesday night to watch the big Vanderpump rules reunion part three, the final part. Although there is another episode next week that's not a reunion, it's called Secrets Revealed. If, by the way, on that note, if you missed it, I live-tweeted all three reunions. If you went and assembled all of my tweets across the three weeks, there would probably be like 400 something like that. I was... I pretty much picked up the phone all three nights and copied and pasted my hashtags that I used, which were pump rules and Vanderpump rules reunion, I think. And then even on night three, because it was also the same magazine and BA finals, that's right.
Starting point is 00:03:17 We went to a bar, not to watch the NBA finals, but to watch Vanderpump rules. You just past your hashtags in there and you start typing. And you just, for me at least, I basically started tweeting and the only time I stopped was occasionally during commercial breaks, but then depending on the commercial, I would take, or I tweet about that as well. Moving ahead here, though, I floated by Rachel, that we might do power ranking in the future of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, because I think there's at least like 35. I can't, it's like 36 maybe, I can't remember exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Now that she broke up with the guy from the 1975 and there's new rumors out about that, what you saw a state player that she might be dating, the kid from the Lakers. So there's all sorts of stuff going on. I'm still pulling for like a Mason Ramsey situation. I think that's the kid who's saying that you yodled at the Walmart, right? So there's a lot of stuff. I can't even, I don't even know how to prepare for that because by the time I
Starting point is 00:04:12 start doing my power rankings, by the time we're actually recording, we'll probably have a new one that we got to throw into the mix. And it's just going to adjust and potentially poison the entire calculus. Not to mention this is probably going to adjust and potentially poison the entire calculus. Not to mention this is probably going to end up being like a yearly thing we have to do because we figure each year we're Taylor Swift to get a new crop of 2 to 3. So maybe not annual, but by annual could be good if we get a new 5 every other year, every 2 years could be nice. So that's something to look forward to.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I'll mention here that listener discretion is advised when you're listening to the bean-town podcast. Number one, we'll occasionally use some language. Number two, this podcast is objectively terrible. And hello to my friends in Packy Stan. Whether you're listening in Karachi Hyderabad or anywhere else. Thank you so much for listening to my show. Thank you for making us the 112th ranked comedy podcast here in the great Nation or they are in the great nation not here in the great nation of Peggy Stan here is Chicago. We're here. I'm here for another two-ish Hours before I got to go off to the airport nothing better than spending your Friday night at the airport
Starting point is 00:05:19 It's just I spent my last this past Saturday at the airport In San Diego and then Atlanta now this Friday night missing two parties two birthday parties I spent my last this past Saturday at the airport in San Diego in Atlanta and now this Friday night missing two parties two birthday parties To go to the airport to go to Midway happy birthday by the way to friends of the podcast Aaron Matt and Haley Haley's been on before Great time great energy just a star really, but they star, really. But they, there's two separate friend groups. There's two birthdays that I unfortunately have to miss both, which is a bummer. But it's for a good cause. We're flying out to bean town tonight. This right
Starting point is 00:05:55 bean town goes to bean town to celebrate the wedding celebration of Cousin of the podcast Iowa, D.G. So we're looking forward to that, getting roped into some tear up and and sat down kind of activities, but it should be fine. Not too worried about it. It'd be nice to see family. It's a 30 hour trip. I think I get in at like 12, 15 a.m. Central time, tonight, it's last tomorrow morning. And my flight leaves at I think 7.15 a.m. or excuse me, I'm at Eastern time, but like 7.15 Eastern time Sunday morning. So it's approximately a 31 hour trip. So we got that going for us, but it should be fun to see some friends, see some family.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Well, mostly just family. I don't have any friends really that are going either. All right, let's do a quick paladrome of the day, which I did not prepare for at all. I know last week we had the big long phrase, I think it involved lasagna, which then inspired me to actually go make kind of a one pot lasagna sort of thing. I'll mention that in a second here,
Starting point is 00:07:02 today's paladrome of the day is Civic CIVIC, whether you are volunteering at the polls or whether you are driving a all new Honda electric vehicle Civic is today's paladrome of the day. And what I wanted to mention about the lasagna, oh I don't usually so when I cook I do my big batch cooking on Monday nights. And it's usually, you know, sometimes it's involved. Usually it's pretty chill. I really, I went for it this past week and it turned out well.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I'm still working on it. Day five here. I'm going to have a couple of, just kind of finish off what I can before heading to the airport because midway, I don't know if you guys have been to midway lately, but the food options they're kind of below. I'm a big midway fan and a big midway defender for a variety of reasons. It's just I feel like a little bit more chill overall. Well it's definitely more chill overall. I get through security faster. The whole thing just feels like less of a stressor than O'Hare. But you trade that with the fact that the food options stink.
Starting point is 00:08:06 So, gotta load up there a little bit, but oh man, I completely lost my, oh, the lasagna. So basically, you go to Trader Joe's, at least the one by me, doesn't have lasagna noodles or anything like that. So you gotta improvise. I don't know the name of these noodles,
Starting point is 00:08:20 but they're kind of like Trader Joe's specialty ones. They kind of got like the rib, at the ribbed edge action. but they're kind of like Trader Joe's specialty ones. They kind of got like the rib at the ribbed edge action So they're fun. It's not like a common pasta shape or name or anything like that So I can't tell exactly what it's called. It's not like a it's not like a far-filed day or a tagly Italian or something, but it's fun It kind of mimics lasagna, but obviously they're Little individual bite-sized things not not long-flat noodles. Regardless, so basically a cooked up a whole pot of that separately, and then you scare up on the
Starting point is 00:08:51 stove and your dutch oven. Two things of ground turkey and some, basically some chicken sausage that was spicy, so it had, it was kind of like mock, and do we we sausage it kind of had a nice bite to it and then You take that out you get some onions some garlic I did just one bell pepper on there as well. I think that was all that was in there It was pretty simple like veggie base. Oh, and then I threw well, no, I I kept that out. So I got that out And then you make your cheese mixture, right? So just a tub of ricotta, the like regular kind of small to medium sized ricotta, nothing, nothing too big. And then two eggs and then, you know, just some salt and pepper, you know, pretty, pretty basic stuff. And then you just throw that together in a bowl, you mix
Starting point is 00:09:42 it up real good. And then, um, basically And then basically, just like any good lasagna, you got to do your layers. So for me, I think I just started off a little bit of olive oil, then I think I went noodles. I don't remember exactly how I did it, but basically, one, two, three, one, two, three, I also had a big can of, oh, and the marinara sauce, I just combined with the meat and the veggies.
Starting point is 00:10:08 So it's one bowl is meat, veggies, marinara, one bowl is cheese and eggs, one bowl is pasta. And then I had a big can of diced tomatoes as well, just to kind of add some extra bite in there, some extra sauceiness, layered out. It was art, it was all, all the layers were cooked, but I threw it in the stove for about 10 minutes, just so everyone with the lid on,
Starting point is 00:10:31 the Dutch oven could get to know each other. Through some light mozzarella on on top, which is, you know, you definitely miss out on some of the flavor, but you get some of the texture still. So throw it all in there for like 10 minutes, something like that. You come out a big old pot, you've got a whole thing for five nights and it's, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:51 as we're trying to like get into a little bit more of not penny pinching, but, you know, just trying to be a little bit more conscious of spending money with, you know, future wedding planning and just all that stuff and all the other fun expenses that life throws at you as you get into your almost 30s here. It's a great, it was not a super expensive five day plan.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Probably not the healthiest thing by any means. But it's not terribly either. You know, it's like, okay, yeah, it's a lot of pasta every day. It's marinara sauce, plenty of sugar in there. But it's like, okay, I'm also doing ground turkey, chicken sausage, which is not, you know, it's like, okay, I'm also doing ground turkey, chicken sausage, which is not, you know, it's pumped full of stuff probably too, but, you know, then it's just
Starting point is 00:11:31 like tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, some more tomatoes, so yeah, it's really not too bad overall. So that's our lasagna recipe of the week, maybe we'll come back with another great one in the future here But let's quickly shout out our sponsors then we got to get into the meat and potatoes of today Although we're gonna keep it relatively short because Because I got to go to the airport and in two hours and still try I haven't packed at all anything Got to put my wedding clothes together All you know plan all my outfits, my glam.
Starting point is 00:12:05 There's a lot of stuff I got to do. So yeah. I want to give a quick shout out to our sponsors at HomePod Oregon. If you need your home inspected and central Oregon, you're going to want to call the experts, call someone who's safe, certify it's something that you trust, call Steve. 541-410-0316 or visit homebuyerdorgan.com. Tom Quinn sent you, he'll get you set up with a beautiful new home inspection.
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Starting point is 00:13:10 the red flag, guys. No, that did not happen to me. I, dead and company is like, yeah, in fact, I said this to a friend less than a kickball. If you gave me like the opportunity to go see it for 20 bucks or something, I wasn't doing anything that night, I wasn't doing anything that night, sure I'll do it. But there's people out there that are total dead heads. They got their bare t-shirts on.
Starting point is 00:13:32 There's furries, and they're spending hundreds of dollars to get pretty most seats at Riggly. And I'm just considering I can't name you a grateful dead song, which is totally on me, it's not on anyone else but me, but I can't name you a grateful dead song, which is totally on me, right? It's not on in you and all, but me, but I can't. It's not my, it's, uh, I'm out as the sharks would say. So with all that in mind, Home Pied Oregon, its spection, perfection. Also, I want to give a big shout out to the Samson Q2U series took a week off last week,
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Starting point is 00:14:29 When God speaks, and he'll speak through writing on the wall too, he uses a Samson. And then of course, our good friends at Cuts by Q, I did a pretty significant Cuts by Q this week, getting that summer cut going here. It was just starting to get a little like bulky. So we just trimmed some stuff down. It's not a perfect cut.
Starting point is 00:14:49 It was a little bit rough. And I keep saying all the time, I'm gonna do some minor trims here and there. And then I'm just deciding to go to bean town tonight, just intact and seeing what happens, maybe where Fedora or something. We'll see what I find in the airport. I'd, you know, typically you're, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:05 you wanna go to like an, oh, oh hair or an Atlanta or a Nashville or a Miami for sure if you wanna find a good airport fedora. I don't necessarily think of Southwest Chicago that way or Logan, I don't think you see that many fedoras around Boston or Cambridge or Harvard typically. I think of more like the poor boy caps, like that was a newspaper boy, or a chimney sweep in the 1920s, those types of hats, I think are probably more the style on these days out
Starting point is 00:15:36 there. But regardless, we're just going to let the hair flow as much as it can and see where the wind takes us. So, when you need to fresh do something snappier and you call the experts at cuts by Q. So let's get into it as you probably saw and this was just I think it was, I think it was yesterday morning or the day before. Well let's let's start off on a happy note. It's not a happy note, but more of a kind of less toxic note, if you will.
Starting point is 00:16:05 George Winston, who is a fantastic pianist, could kind of do everything stylistically. He passed away. It was all the way back on the 4th of June, I believe, but it was one of those things I didn't even hear about it until yesterday. I wasn't notified until I heard from my mom and then I I sent that to my Two friends John Paul Pandowsky who's been on the show many times in a variety of roles and Ryan Singer who's a piano god sent me to them and they were you know Didn't it was breaking news for them as well. So it was it was tough But George Winston fantastic. He could do all sorts of different styles
Starting point is 00:16:42 There's so much that I haven't even explored I want to spend the next week or two weeks plus Exploring that when I get the chance to listen to some more George Winston But just a fantastic player very smooth And I I was introduced to him because he did a bunch of Vince girl the peanuts kind of universe Covers and his own twist on things. They tended to be very like,
Starting point is 00:17:08 just straightforward covers of Vince, but just in George is kind of mellow melodic tones. So George Winston passed away of cancer and he was spectacular. One of those guys where it's like, you're aware of him, you know the name, I got some of the CDs from the library when I was high you know, high school and stuff, but I never got the chance to see him live. So that's a shame. To get to the, what's going to be a brief
Starting point is 00:17:34 subject, if you will, of today's show, Pat Robertson. Friend of the show, well, not even, so not a friend of the show, but more of a friend of the friend of the show because we have probably a handful of still ultra conservative listeners of this program because that's the universe I grew up in. That was my reality for the first 18 to 19 years of my life, which it is what it is. Hey, you know, Ann Pat Robertson. I wouldn't say Pat Robertson was a big part of my childhood, but I will say this, like everyone growing up, every kid who didn't have cables such as ourselves had those, cause couple random channels, right?
Starting point is 00:18:14 So for us in Northern Illinois, that included outside of the networks, you're getting PBS. We had two C spans, right? Not just C span, but C span two. There was, you know, the WB, which was channel 14 for us, which is now CW We got WGN which was clutch for Cubs games back when Cubs games used to be on WGN Even when like Comcast Sports net came out which I think it was called something different when it originally Erred it but it was it was a network that got launched in probably like 2005
Starting point is 00:18:49 2006-7 like that era We even got that one which was awesome, but there's always for us it was like 15 through 17 It's kind of like one of them was probably a local access one of them displayed Stuff that you can't even remember to scribe and And there's always a good Bible channel, right? And on any good Bible channel, you're going to get some Pat Robertson, you're going to get some 700 Club, which I don't even know. We're going to learn something new today.
Starting point is 00:19:15 What is the 700 Club reference? What does that mean? Is it some sort of biblical reference? I'm just trying to wonder what or figure out the name the naming convention what is oh here we go So Google just Google search 700 club. Why is it called 700? This is per Wikipedia to keep the station on error W.Y.A.H. produce a special telephone edition of the show for the telephone Robertson set a goal of 70 members each contributing $10 per month which was enough to support the station Robertson referred to these members as the 700 Club in the name stuck so
Starting point is 00:19:51 My understanding based off of that is Pat Robertson was just like a personality on this Bible network probably back in the 60s or something like that and That's 700 Club. I learned that you know, even if it's something you didn't really want to care about or learn about We all learned why it was called the 700 Club. I learned that. You know, even if it's something you don't really want to care about or learn about, we all learned why it was called the 700 Club. I've been aware of that show for 20 plus years. And just now learned, I honestly going into it, I thought there's going to be some sort of like biblical revelation in the book of Revelation, something chapter 18 with the, you know, next to the three headed angels and the sulfur pits and the cataclysmic events, cataclysmic. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:20:32 C-A-T-A. Oh, this is tough. Usually when I spell words, I'm like, oh yeah, I'll do it. Now I have no idea. Cataclysmic. Is it just C-A-T-A-C-L-Y-S-M-I-C? I don't think there's an H in there. Is there cataclysmic? I think I spelled it right. Do what I did. C-A-T-A-C-L-Y-S-I-M-I-C. It's not one of those words that's like particularly challenging, but it's kind of tricky. You think there might be an H, snuck in there or something. Cataclysmic, there you go, you're word of the day here on the Bean Tom podcast. But I thought it was going to be some sort of, you know, biblical. I feel like 700 Club is all about revelation and stuff. But to finish off this point definitely no people who Watch the show who either
Starting point is 00:21:29 Were big pat Robertson stands or had family members or close friends who were so look I'm not here as we do our little eulogy here. I've got two different sites pulled up One is a bright bar dot com article under the topic faith, which will be good. And one is from liveabout.com. Article titled Stupid Pat Robertson Quotes. There's 10 with some honorable mentions, which I will mention one of the honorable mentions. I'll start there because it's great when we get there. But I'm not here to just go in hard on Pat one way or another regardless of our feelings or the shows feelings
Starting point is 00:22:06 being Tom podcast dot com. But I'm just going to read some facts, okay? And you and that'll be Pat's legacy, okay? And we'll let we'll just let Pat speak for himself. So first, this is from breakbart.com. All the ban and heads out there going nuts. We don't usually reference breakbart, but here we go. These are five facts that you didn't know about Pat Robertson. This is just kind of, you know, we already learned about 700 club.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Now we're going to learn five more facts. The number one, Robertson's father was a Democrat congressman, Democrats, and US Senator. So Pat's father was Absalom Willis Roberts and Absalom Absalom, one of the book, the senior Robinson, a committed Baptist, not a committed arsonist, was also a seven-term Democrat congressman from Virginia who served as US Senator from 46 to 66. So that was kind of right around the time the Democratic Party was switching from the way it was pre
Starting point is 00:23:06 kind of World War II-ish to the basically the two parties flip sides around like FDR's time and into the 50s. Number two Robertson earned a law degree from Yale. I did not know that. Pat didn't start out life headed down the ministerial path, good word. He graduated with honors from McCally School, which I used to recruit from. It's in Chattanooga. In 1946, where he went to Washington and Lee. He was in the US Marine Corps Reserve. During Korea, my grandfather was in
Starting point is 00:23:41 the military during Korea. Eventually went to Yale, got his JD. Good for him. It's the number one law school. There you go. Number three, Robertson was a financial analyst at W.R. Grasinco in New York City before entering New York theological seminary. He was working on a financial analyst with his law degree.
Starting point is 00:23:59 As he studied to take the bar exam. Working while you're saying to take the bar exam, that's, I don't know what it was like back in the 50s when he was doing this stuff,, that's, I don't know what it was like back in the 50s when he was doing this stuff, but that was, I mean, it's pretty just badass, no matter how you look at it. Number four, Robertson got, we already kind of said this, Robertson got his theology degree
Starting point is 00:24:17 from New York City Bible School, sure did in the number five, poured out a bottle of, we're gonna learn something new today, core, CORE, C of, we're going to learn something new today. Corvo, Corvoca after his conversion. C-O-U-R-V-O-I-S-I-E-R. Corvoca, something like that. I don't even know what that is, but basically he converted for his autobiography.
Starting point is 00:24:44 He took down a painting of a nude woman that was hanging over sofa, I never even thought of that, and poured out his bottle of, oh, it's cognac, okay. All right, he moved to a Christian camp after that in Canada. And by the way, Pat Robertson died at the age of 93. I know in the recent, like last five years, he really started to look rough, but man, I don't
Starting point is 00:25:07 know about you. I've like had the image, excuse me, of Pat Robertson in my head since I was probably six or seven years old, 2000. And Pat has looked exactly the same up until the last maybe like four years, three or four years. He's looked exactly the same. If you had to ask me in 2000, how old is Pat Robertson?
Starting point is 00:25:29 I would say late 70s. If you asked me five years ago, how old is Pat Robertson? Late 70s, because he's just looked exactly the same. So those are some facts about Pat Robertson. Here's some top quotes. So I'm not going to read all 10 of these. There's 10 plus honorable mentions.
Starting point is 00:25:45 This isn't a top 10 list or anything. We're just going to I look I skimmed with this beforehand. One that I was floating around quite a bit was the 9-11 stuff. So if you don't recall right after 9-11, Jerry Falwell was on 700 Club, I believe it was hosted by Pat or maybe because 700 Club used to be used to be a Jerry Falwell thing and then I think he handed it off to Pat was how it went. I don't remember exactly, but basically okay, so here we go. So I'll just kind of read this one is kind of like it jumps around a little bit so it's tough, but you can just watch the clip too. So this is a Pat quote, he says, well, I totally concur. And that's in response to Jerry Falwell following
Starting point is 00:26:28 the September 11th attacks after Falwell had said, I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make an alternative lifestyle. The ACLU people for the American way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the figure in their face and say, you help this happen. So that's, you know, that was more of a Jerry Falwell one, but Pat just comes in with a hot take right after saying, well, yes, I concur.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Okay, so that was an honorable mention here. We look at our top 10 lists. I don't want to read every single one of these, but, oh, here's a good one. This is number nine on the list. This is Pat Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews. So liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians It's no different. It's the same thing. It's happening all over again It is the Democratic Congress the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who wanted to destroy the Christians, wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed towards any group in America today.
Starting point is 00:27:30 More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history. That last part really brings it home. More terrible than the liberal media than anything suffered by any minority in history. Just good stuff. This is on the topic of, quote, gay days at Disney World, okay? This is Pat quote, I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes
Starting point is 00:27:55 and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. This is not a message of hate, this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this, condition I say, I will bring, I add to that part, we'll bring about the destruction of your nation, it'll bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor. And you know, with a whole Rhondah Santa's stuff, with basically Rhondah Santa's first
Starting point is 00:28:22 Disney, it just kind of, it just kind of seems like the same thing over and over and over again, you know? So that's good stuff from Pat, honor Orlando. Finding a couple other ones here, oh, this one's fun. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women, it's about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
Starting point is 00:28:48 destroy capitalism and become lesbians. Dude, you couldn't even write that if you were doing an SNL sketch or something. To recap here, all the things he mentioned here, encourages women to leave their husbands, okay, kill their children, yikes. Practice witchcraft, all right? We're going back to the 1620s.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Destroy capitalism, well, yeah, a lot of people probably feel the way. And then the kicker, become lesbians. Gotta love it. You got to love it. Let's keep going here. Let's get started to start to wrap things up here. They got to eat something, pack my bag, all that fun stuff. Oh, on the top of
Starting point is 00:29:33 go women. I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you've accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife and that's the way it is period All right, there's a good one about Israel in here. He really let Ariel Sharon have it about How he was appeasing the EU, but this is a fun one if you don't know this is a neighborhood in Washington DC that he's referencing maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on foggy bottom to shake things up. And that's him on the topic of Nukeying the State Department,
Starting point is 00:30:12 which is pretty fun. I don't know, it's light. It's, you know, it's just fun. Really, there's no other way to say that. All right, let's maybe find out that there's one good one about assessing Hugo Chavez, which is good. But okay, we're going to do two more because there's a great sexist one and there's a great racist one.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Okay, and you gotta have your dessert and eat it too. So okay, here we go. Last two. This is from 2010 in response to the Haiti earthquake, which we remember devastating to an already crippled country. All right, quote, it may be a blessing in disguise. Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about it. Here we go, path's peeling back the layers.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Haitians were originally under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon III or whatever. It's a history buff just like me. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. of the French, you know, Napoleon III or whatever. He's a history buff just like me. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you get us free from the French true story. And so the devil said, okay, it's a deal.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Ever since they've been cursed by one thing after the other. Man, if they had just stayed under the heel of Napoleon III or whatever, everything would be different. And finally, a great kicker. This is number one on the list, and I love it. I think you're going to love it too. Quote, Pat riding us off in the sunset here on Pintan Podgez, June 9th. Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn't want to wander. And that's Pat giving advice in the 700 Club to a woman whose husband had recently cheated on her.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Hey, men are going to wander. You know, little wanderer by Deathcap for Cutie. About Zoe De Chanel. believe it or not. Part of the Kinsugi album. Actually, that one's about like a long distance relationship. I don't know, because codes and keys was the, wait no, that's not right. Kinsugi is the Zoey Dationel album,
Starting point is 00:32:19 so it probably is. It's not quite as like biting or sad as, what's it called, no room in frame. The opener from that album, which is it, it's in the most death cabway possible, a total banger and also just devastating. That's been gibbered for you guys. That's what I have. I got to go get out. I got to hit the airport and go hang out with some family, go be in Boston for 31 hours, bean town goes to bean town. Thank you so much for tuning in.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I hope you enjoyed our tribute to Pat Robertson and some of our other fun stuff as well. That's what I got for you. Everyone, I hope that you have a great weekend. Enjoy this beautiful weather here. We have Father's Day next week. It's going to be a blast. Let's get some outroom music going, everyone. I hope that you stay safe. Hope you stay sane. I will check in on you next time. Bye! I'm just going to sit here. ndご視聴ありがとうございました

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