Beef And Dairy Network - King Penagor Has Live Show News

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 6th September 2025 at 2pm at Kings Place in London:IN-HALL TICKETS:https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-4/STREAMING TICKETS:https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/Thanks to Tom Crowley of the Lowland Folk.

Hello, this is King Penegore of the Lowland Folk. Yes, I know, I rang you. Oh, right. Yes, I was wondering, I'm free on the afternoon of the 6th of September 2025. I'm going to be in the London area. And I wondered if you had any recommendations of things I might be able to do with my time. Well, I, for one, shall be doing battle with the crow men. of the white peaks of the quartz mountain.

And, by God, should our alliance hold, I shall have the assistance of the fish wraiths of the southern depths. Right. So you're busy, but, I mean, that's not what I was asking. I'm, I'm Atalus-en, so I was wondering if you... I mean, I'm not going to join you taking on the crow man. I don't think I'd be much use. So, do you have any ideas of what I could do?

Your assistance is not required. Yeah, no, that's good. But if I were in your shoes, I might visit King's Place near King's Cross and see the Beef and Dairy Network podcast live at London Podcast Festival 2025. Ah, that's not a bad idea. And the King's Place is the name of the venue. Is that because that's a place you own? It is but one of my domains. Well, that sounds really good. So, yeah, I guess I will go to that. 2pm, Saturday, the 6th of September. Are you sure you don't want to come with me? Would that I could, but I have sworn an oath to the Jade Princess that I shall

personally avenge the death of her cousin, Norman. Right, and if I know you, King Penigour, your intentions when it comes to the Jade Princess are not necessarily 100% honourable. I must confess she does stir a fire in my trouser part that wouldst shame the sun. Gosh, well, yeah, well, I hope she's impressed by you killing all those crow men.

I shall not rest until I have severed a thousand crow necks. Yes, good. Well, maybe there'd be another way of you catching the show. I don't know if they're streaming it, perhaps. Yes, I have heard that it is being live streamed. Perhaps I shall stream it on my mobile device while I lay waste to the feathery hides of Craven Crow Men. Or I believe you can watch it later online if you have a streaming ticket. So maybe what I'll do is I'll buy a streaming ticket and then I'll watch it after the battle.

once I, my fine cadre of knights, the fish wraiths, and all our allies are feasting on roasted crow manhide. Okay, and I believe you could probably watch that for about seven days after the event. Yes, I think... If you've got a streaming to do you. Yes, I think it's about a week after the event. The ticket is still valid, which suits me perfectly, because I suspect that my lovemaking with the glorious Jade Princess should last fully six and one-half days. Well, very well, that's good.

I would certainly imagine that, for example, were this conversation to be put out as a podcast, that the links to buy tickets, both in-hall tickets and streaming tickets, would be included within the show notes. Do you think that's likely? Permit me to consult my scroll. Yes, the prophecy holds that all ticket information shall be in the show notes. Very good. Well, King Pentagon, best of luck with your battle against the Crow Men,

and I hope your alliance with the fish wraiths holds. until September the 6th. I know that it's a bit rocky with the fish rates, but I think you guys can get it together and totally smash those crow men. Whether man or fish, should any man cry, flee, lest his head be split in twain like a tasty melon.

Great. Well, give my best to the J. Princess, and see you soon. And the same to your wife. And I should say, I know we were talking about you making love to the J. Princess. When I said, give my best to... I just meant like,

Best wishes. I didn't mean anything untoward. No, that's how I interpreted it. No, good. Yeah. Although I would like to give my best to your wife. Farewell. Bye.