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to celebrate an incredibly special occasion, which is the unbelievably funny federal indictment
of one New York mayor, Eric Adams. With me to talk about this is Garrison Davis,
is James Stout, and, and we have a New York expert,
our fellow trade unionist, Joey Pat,
who works on what we love in afterlives.
Joey, welcome to the show.
Hey, thank you for having me.
Excited to be here.
Hope I can provide some insight to New York City
and everything that's been happening lately.
The Eric Adams news really is kind of the most positive piece of news that we've had the past month.
It's been a really bad month.
It's keeping me going.
I feel like I got to say I found out the news of the indictment.
I was at like a gay bar near me like at a like queer pool event and
Like everybody got the news at the same time and it was one of the funniest
That was that was the like the most joy I've seen from a from a group of New Yorkers in a while
What a beauty. Yeah
Okay, so I I want to open the floor up to Eric Adams stories
But first I need to complain about the fact that so I have I have long
As a proud Chicagoan who has now fled Chicago for Portland
I have long made fun of New York for being a tier two Chinese city that
thinks that it's the greatest city in the world and
Then I learned they didn't have trash cans which pushed us at like
This is not even like a tier five
This is a level of trash collection that you see in like rural whoabee like what the fuck?
The United Kingdom where we got rid of trash cans to my god. That's not true though because luckily Eric Adams didn't make the trash can
What is going on?
The first American city to ever think of this idea.
For context, I am also in a unique position here
because I'm from Chicago.
And yeah, oftentimes get my friends and family that still
live in Chicago confused as to why I live out here.
I do love New York. It is a great city to live in Chicago, confused as to why I live out here. I do love New York.
It is the greatest city to live in,
but these are the kind of moments we have
where I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I can't.
The future, I don't know why.
I honestly, I think about the Zerigadib stuff too,
was like the stuff is, so there's gonna be
a second federal indictment with more people in it,
but the first one
It's kind of brush league shit by Chicago standards
Like like if you compare this to like like Rob Lagojevich trying to sell off
Like trying to sell Obama's Senate seat. It's like okay. Yeah, I've been saying New York wants to be Chicago They're starting a second city here, too
New York wants to be Chicago. They're starting a second city here, too
Subway and every time like takes away a part of my soul like I'm like you cannot claim that that is us
It just means there's gonna be even more insufferable people. This sucks. Yeah a second second city has hit the towers
Another great Eric Adams moment Eric has hit the towers. A second city has hit the towers. Another great Eric Adams moment. Eric Adams hit the towers?
No, no, but he had
this great interview where he was asked
to summarize what makes New York
great in one word, and he gave the answer
New York, which is two
words, and then explained it's because
it's the only city where you can wake up
and have 9-11 happen and also
open up a small business
One of the funniest Eric Adams moments I've ever seen till until he was indicted
Which is now the new funniest Eric Adams moment
Which we should probably get to because this is not a short indictment wait
Are we doing our Eric Adams favorite moments yet because I have a few
Yeah, I've already done mine.
Yeah, do you want to hit us with yours, Joey?
Mine's definitely the ongoing saga of just whether or not he's a vegan and the fact that he
repeatedly claims he's a vegan and thinks that veganism...
I didn't know this.
He's a vegan. He talks a lot about how he's a vegan and all the health benefits and how it's...
He's a vegan. He talks a lot about how he's a vegan and all the health benefits and how it's he has a lot of weird like beliefs about health and stuff that have come out over his you know, mayoral run.
But apparently he's not actually a vegan because he's been seen like eating chicken on camera and like that weird video of his apartment when he was running that was the Brooklyn apartment that he may or may not live in. Like there was like some sort of meat product in the fridge or something.
There's been a whole thing about how like he may be and he's like admitted that he's
like eating meat sometimes.
Like he's like, Oh, well, you know, I'll just have like a little nibble.
Like it's, it's, it doesn't count.
Chicken isn't vegan.
What do you mean?
Like he identifies as a vegan. He identifies as a vegan.
He's like some kind of like 16th century Catholic, you know, where they have all these weird exceptions for fish.
Right, right. He just has to repent and then whatever to confess and then he gets his week card back.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Joey's kind of mentioned mine, but the fact that he definitely is from New Jersey, which I think is what allowed him to use a trash can
Like he definitely does not live in New York. There's there's no way like
My favorite also relates to him not living in New York
Which is when curbed staked out his New York apartment and he came back once
Parked illegally and then caused a traffic jam by parking illegally so that he couldn't pull out of the parking he wasn't in parking space he was in someone's
driveway so then he proceeded to drive along the sidewalk and they like filmed
him doing this and he confessed to doing it and was like it was a terrible
mistake just an incredible sequence of events
I mean maybe that is like a New York mayor who can't drive.
I guess that makes sense.
Yet refuses to use mass transit.
Oh god. That's true. That's true.
He does hate public transportation.
God.
You can just send more cops in the subway. That'll fix it.
Alright.
Oh, national god.
Let's uh...
Yeah, let's get into this indictment.
Let's get started.
Okay, so the things he was being indicted for are
effectively okay, so he took a bunch of
Different bribes in different ways
So he took I guess there's two broad categories of bribes that he took which is the bribes that are
Campaign donations that he funneled through straw donors, which is a thing where you like,
there's like limits on how much money you could donate to someone, right? So what you do is you
find like 10 people and you give them all $2,000 so they can still donate it even though it's the
money's from you. This is unbelievably illegal. And the second type is him just accepting
unbelievable amounts of like gifts and stuff from a Turkish airliner.
Now, the interesting thing about this is that you would expect this is a thing that
started when he was a mayor. But like, no, he was he was he was the borough
president of Brooklyn for a bunch of years before he became mayor.
And this is like as borough president is when he like really started
doing all of this random weird corruption stuff.
He's been doing this for like almost like 10 years.
Yeah.
I kind of love this too because the like Brooklyn Borough president, it's kind of a fake job.
Like you don't really do anything and I love the fact that he still managed to find ways
to be corrupt in his like fake job that he had.
It's stunning because I'm going to start reading from the indictment a bit.
By smuggling their contributions to Adams through US-based straw donors, Adams' overseas
contributors defeated federal laws that served to prevent foreign influence in US elections.
Wealthy individuals evaded laws designed to limit their power over elected officials by
restricting the amount of money one person can donate to a candidate.
And businesses circumvented New York City's ban on corporate contributions by funding
their donations to multiple employees, frustrating a law that seeks to reduce corporate power
in politics.
Adams increases fundraising by accepting these concealed illegal donations at the cost of
giving his secret patients undue influence over him that the law tries to prevent.
So this is really funny because so there's three different illegal
Like things that he's done like through these shot owners
So like there's like there's three kinds of cancer of contra campaign contributions. You can't do it's like corporations
one person there's like limits on how men and watch an individual person could donate and you can't get you can't get donations from
like people not from the US and
He managed to both individually and in the
same scheme violate every single one of these laws it's genuinely incredible
I guess I would like to learn more I mean at some point and I'm sure we'll
get into it is how like explicit this whole like Turkish funding really is
like extremely yeah yeah I'm sure we'll get to this.
It's when they're like, hey, Eric, you're not
going to say anything about the immediate genocide, are you?
That totally didn't happen, bro. Don't mention
the genocide. Oh, yeah.
We'll get to that. So, Eric
Adams, the defendant, also sought and received
other improper benefits from some of the
same co-conspirators who funded Shraldo Nations
to his campaign. In particular,
a senior official in the Turkish diplomatic establishment, henceforth Turkish
official, who facilitated many Shraldo donations to Adams, also arranged for Adams and his
companions to receive free or discounted travel on Turkey's national airline, quote, the
Turkish airline, which is owned in significant part by the Turkish government.
To destinations including France, China, Sri Lanka, India, Hungary, and Turkey itself.
The Turkish officials and other Turkish nationals further arranged for Adams and his companions
to receive, among other things, free rooms at opulent hotels, free meals at high-end
restaurants and free luxurious entertainment while in Turkey.
So this is all very, very explicit.
He's got wanderlust, you know?
Yeah. He was supposed to be like a travel blogger,
like girly, like doing TikToks and you know,
unfortunately he had to become mayor, so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Born to vlog, foster mayor.
Yeah.
Starting to do the job he wants to.
Yeah, it's very tragic.
Okay, so actually the first thing,
Turkish influence thing that he did,
I actually, this is weirdly the one part of this. They don't have a problem with
One of the big things he was trying to get was there's a giant like new Turkish consulate building that they opened kind of recently
and
a big part of this was getting permission to open the Turkish consulate without a fire inspection so that Erdogan could visit for like
the opening of the consulate and
Look, okay. We already can't fly to Turkey because of our public support for the Kurdish Free Movement
So like I'm just gonna say this I am entirely okay
With this I am I don't give a shit if they don't do fire inspections
I'm okay with Erdogan being in a non fire safe building. Yeah
like
Fuck him like if the guy who burned 150 people alive in season
I wants to fucking burn a death in his own consulate and let him like I
Jenny widely don't give a shit about this
she did threaten the job of like the New York Fire Department's fire inspector which kind of sucks, but like
If everyone wants to burn to death in this death trap let him do that
This is one of the the text conversations that then was was uh I don't know if leaked is the right word
But yeah, like cuz it was it was they were like there was something they said to you or they were like we've done
A lot for you now. It's time for you to do something for the Republic of Turkey
We'll get we'll get to that this is
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Efforts to gain influence over Adams on three separate trips on basically like he's getting first-class tickets from all these people
It's so much money worth of stuff like I said like that was like thousands of dollars the exact total of like all of the gifts He took from Turkish Airlines like a hundred and it's like a hundred thirty thousand something dollars. He says Christ
Yeah, man
So like anytime I read a paragraph of this just assume that in between
Like whatever paragraph I'm reading and the stuff I didn't read before it. He's taken another ten thousand dollars of
Free like first-class rides to take a show. It is a blessing in disguise
I will say that I will never see Eric Adams on a flight
Because I cannot fly with Turkish Airlines. That's true. There's a very funny line about this
Because the Turkish airline provided free travel benefits were intensive thousands of dollars to Eric Adams the defendants He flew the Turkish airline even when doing so was otherwise inconvenient. Yeah, this is fucking great example
for example dream the July and August 2017 trip
Adams partner was surprised to learn that Adams was in Turkey when she had understood him to be flying from New York to France
Responded in a text message quote transferring here. You know first stop is always in Istanbul spelled
very wrong and lowercase I
Spelled very wrong and lowercase I
Would add his partner later inquired about planning a trip to Easter Island, Chile
Adams repeatedly asked her whether Turkish Airlines could be used for the
Requesting her to call Turkish Airlines to confirm. They did not have roots between New York and Chile. Why would Turkish Airlines have a flight from New York to Chile?
Oh my god. It spits part of the greater Ottoman Empire. You know I would take bribes from
Air Canada but I'm also not running for mayor so. Yeah well you could run for a
borough president. That's true that's true. I could start small. I could become
elected the mayor of South Fulton. That is very doable every
Similarly lots of the mayor's of South Fulton have had very odd kind of controversies
So what I'm saying is South Fulton is basically Georgia's version of New York. New York is a South Fulton of America
Have you have you guys seen a video clip of him every city he goes to he says like New York is this city of America?
Yeah, it's crazy
Istanbul of America
So this is all very funny
But this is all happening all of the the tens of thousands of dollars at this point of money that he's taking from Turkey is
All happening a period where Turkey is butchering Kurds across the
Middle East yeah like his first trip there
And this is all again well before his mayor while he's like Brooklyn Borough president is
Four months before the firebomb again that city that I talked about where they were again
They burned 150 civilians alive in a fucking building if I'm remembering correctly. I'm pretty sure they kill
I'm pretty sure they burned the City Council alive
That's just the stuff in Turkey and like we have covered extensively on this show Turkey's like drone warfare program
There's the whole thing of it has been long suspected
that the Turkish government was aiding Isis during the period because they were like
Using basically using them as a proxy to fight like Kurdish freedom movement
Forces in Syria. I think you could definitely say that, like,
former ISIS fighters are now fighting for the Turkish against the Kurds
in Iraqi Kurdistan.
Yeah.
I've said that before anyway.
The Kurds will tell you that former ISIS fighters.
I know David Graeber, the anthropologist who smuggled a bunch of drone parts to Rojava,
had a story about how we saw people like yeah
They would like they would pick up Isis fighters and they would look through their possessions and they all every single one of them as Turkish
Passports they all have like Turkish identity. It's like mmm. I wonder where these people came from even like
I'll just say I have spoken to some people who were part of the fight against Isis who discovered blank Turkish passports
When taking like ISIS buildings
and ISIS strongholds.
Yeah, so there's, there's, I mean, just, this is a period of, even by the standards of Turkey,
like unbelievable Turkish violence, this is their invasion of Syria.
And you know, this is, this is the period in which Eric Adams decides that he's going
to become an agent of the Turkish state.
And so obviously, like he lies about this to the government because again,
you're not allowed to do this.
There's a bunch of very funny schemes that he does.
As Brooklyn borough president Adams employed a scheduler henceforth known as
the Adam scheduler who appointed it, who managed appointments,
meetings and other official events. Despite her status as a New York city employee,
the Adam scheduler was used by Adams to perform personal tasks
for him, such as collecting rent at a Brooklyn property he owned. Adams also
assigned the scheduler to pay various expenses for him, after which Adams would
reimburse the scheduler in cash. In 2017, Adams sent a series of emails to the
scheduler directing the scheduler to pay for the free 2017 flights that he and his companions had already taken on the Turkish
airline.
But the emails provided inconsistent explanations.
In some, Adams suggested that the Adams scheduler should pay using Adams' credit card.
While in others, Adams claimed to have left cash in an envelope for the Adams scheduler
to send to the Turkish airline.
Oh, that's how you pay. That's how I pay for all my flights. Cash in an envelope for the end to send to the Turkish airline
That's how you pay it's how I pay for all my fights cash in an envelope This is how he's trying to cover up for the fact that he's not paying for these flights
It's okay like six hundred dollars for a theater dollar ticket
But he's like yeah sending envelopes to his scheduler to hand to the Turkish a man who was a cop
Doing an absolutely terrible job of covering his own ass. You know who else is taking bribes from the Turkish government?
No.
No.
No.
We cannot.
It's not our products and services.
It's someone else's products and services.
Ours are all fine. We are back.
So there's actually another paragraph of that part.
For example, on November 25th, 2017, Adam sent an email to the scheduler saying that
with respect to the July trip, quote, I left you the money for the international airline
in an envelope in your top
dress drawer please send it to them so the funny thing about this right so he's supposed to have
this like cash dead drop to pay for the airline tickets but he just like never does it because
the tickets are free so he just like stops covering his tracks yeah amazing and doesn't use signal
yeah it's it's really sounding okay so so. Okay, so what is the Turkish government getting from this?
In return for travel benefits,
the Turkish official provided a range
in about 2015 or 2016, Eric Adams, the defendant,
granted a political request from the Turkish official.
Prior to Adams' 2015 travel to Turkey,
which Adams knew and disclosed
to one of the monitoring agencies,
have been funded by, among other entities, the Turkish Consulate, the Turkish airline,
and three separate municipalities in Turkey. Adams maintained a relationship with a Turkish
community center in Brooklyn. In or about 2016, the Turkish official told Adams that the community
center was affiliated with a Turkish movement that was hostile to Turkey's government,
and that if Adams wished to continue receiving support from the Turkish government, Adams could no longer associate with the community center.
Adams Zekuiyes.
God, I wonder who it was.
See, okay, so I looked into this.
No one that I've seen doing reporting on this seems to know which center this was.
But this has to be a Gulenist thing.
So to people who didn't spend all of their childhood mired in the interest of Turkish politics
The Erdogan's the the current ruler of Turkey who almost like one of his old old allies
But they had this giant falling out and a huge part of what everyone was doing in the 2010s was like trying to purge
All of the gulanists from everywhere like there was this whole scheme
all of the gulanists from everywhere. Like there was this whole scheme running, I think through Michael Flynn, where
Turkey was trying to get Trump to like, the gulans like in like a compound in, I
think Virginia or something.
And Turkey was trying to get Trump to like raid the compound and send him to
Turkey, which didn't happen.
Yeah.
That line set with the coup, they did a 2016 coup, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's always been unclear to me exactly how much influence these people have
but the one thing I will say is that so I had a classmate in college who was in Turkey for a long time and
Their line about it was like yeah
I don't know like how much of this sort of ghoulish deep state shit is true
But also there were like ghoulish people who you could go to who had like all the answers to like state exams
people who you could go to who had like all the answers to like state exams so if you were willing to get in bed with them they would just give them all the answers
so like you know they were not a part of this and I'm pretty sure what happened here was that
Adams was like cutting off all contact with these people because this this is part of the Gulenist split
I'm not a hundred percent sure because there are multiple community centers in
in Brooklyn like Turkish community centers in Brooklyn, but I'm about 80 percent sure that's what happens.
So that's like one of the first direct influence things.
OK, so he's doing the influence peddling stuff, right?
He's doing his partially through the airlines.
And then also, he's just taking a bunch of legal fundraising money.
Quote on July 22nd, 2018, the same day as this fundraising event,
the Adams staffer and the promoter discussed by text message a possible trip by Adams to Turkey.
The promoter stated in part, fundraising in Turkey is not legal, but I think I can raise
money for your campaign off the record.
The Adam Stafford inquired, how will Adams declare that money?
The promoter responded, he won't declare it or will make the donation to an American citizen
in the US, a Turk. I'll give cash to him in Turkey. We'll send it. I make the donation to an American citizen in the US a Turk
I'll give cash to him in Turkey. We'll send it. I'll send it to an American
He will make the donation to you the Adam Stafford replied
I think he won't get involved in such games that might cause a stink later on but I'll ask anyways the Adam Stafford then asked
How much do you think would come from you the promoter responded max 100k the Adam Staffer wrote 100k do you have a chance to transfer that here we can't do it while Eric is
in Turkey who a promoter replied let's think after the conversation the Adam
Staffer asked Adams whether the Adam Staffer should pursue the unlawful
foreign contributions offered by the promoter and contrary to the staffers
expectations Adams directed the staffer to pursue the promoter's illegal scheme
That's crazy. I feel like you should know who you're working for well enough to be like hey
This guy is offering a completely illegal fundraising scheme that we know is illegal
And I don't think my boss will take it and then the boss turns around to me is like yeah, fuck it raise money
It might cause a big stink later on
It might cause a big stink later on you don't say yeah, yeah, that's wild
It did yeah it's so explicit and I I do want to get to some of the other text messages sooner or later because
It really just shows how like aware everyone involved is of over like what's going on. Yeah, they're doing crimes
It's literally just hey, what should I do with the crime money the illegal crime?
crimes. It's literally just, hey, what should I do with the crime money? The illegal crime money, by the way. Have we mentioned this is illegal? So partially this is being run through Turkish
airlines, partially this is being run through a Turkish university, and partially this is
being run through just a bunch of businessmen, some of whom are Turkish, some of whom aren't.
So here's like the next thing I was going to read. Although Adams knew that Businessman One was a
Turkish national who could not lawfully contribute to US elections, Adams directed the staffer to
obtain the illegal contributions offered by businessman one.
Following up on this directive, Adams wrote to the staffer that business in one quote
is ready to help.
I don't want his help to be wasted.
So they are just like, unbelievably directly being like, yeah, we know this guy can't do
this, but we're just going to tell him to send this money anyways.
Yeah. It's insane how slapstick they are about this
Yeah, and then like you know they're kind of trying to cover the trash
I think this part of it is one of the things that I think like was one of the things that kind of went viral
over this so Adams is trying to arrange another
like
$50,000 contribution from a third
Turkish business man like $50,000 contribution from a third Turkish businessman
and in the middle of this he's saying to his staffer quote
to be on the safe side please delete capital P capital D please delete all messages you send me
Adams responded always do now we know for a fact that a bunch of these messages
were simply not deleted
Considering that you just read them Yeah, I do also think it was worth noting that some of like these efforts
Certainly started to ramp up around his mayoral campaign
Because some of these Turkish officials thought that if Adams becomes a more like prominent member in politics
They were like runs for president if they can gain influence over him from like pretty early on,
that would be really useful for the Turkish government.
That is some of like the reasoning behind this like
decades long campaign, like puppet Eric Adams.
Maybe the Turkish government had seen Nate Silver's
now infamous tweet about how he'll be the next.
Yeah, I mean, it's all Nate Silver's fault.
Many such cases. Yeah. Oh God. It's all Nate Silver's fault. Many such cases.
Many such cases.
Yeah.
Oh God.
It's Nate Silver who got them to chase us around
with drones last October.
He keeps getting more businessmen
to donate tens of thousands of dollars.
Oh yeah, it's so funny.
Just like repeatedly,
he just keeps getting more and more and more.
Yeah, and the funniest part is that like,
by like guy number four he's doing this with,
he's like telling the guy how to do sprawl donations,
where he's like, yeah, no, you can't donate $10,000,
but give $2,000 to each of your employees
and they'll do it.
Yeah, he's doing like instructions for each of these guys.
And it's like, at a certain point,
like some of the early airline stuff is yes,
illegal and sketchy, but like, you know,
it's just getting some nice plane tickets by like
twenty twenty one.
He's just teaching them how to do like super illegal, like campaign fraud.
Yeah. Yeah. You've like committed so much that you're just in too deep.
Like you can't like this.
What's there to do?
Yeah. You know who else is in too deep?
It's the products and services who controlled this podcast
It's cold fuck us support this that one
By the Reagan coin people it's chump they have editorial control supposed to delete those tags.
There are so many funny ones. He also he also is taking money from
this Uzbek construction guy
where he takes a bunch of money that
he like shows up at this like New
York like Uzbek Pride event
to give a speech because he took money from this
Like attraction guy did he say New York is the Uzbekistan of America
He probably has said that that's like he's probably said Kazakhstan by accident because he always says the wrong country
My favorite moment was the video of him speaking to like the Indian group that he kept saying Pakistan. Oh god
Yeah, that went down like a chocolate deeper he did it like twice to they corrected him that he kept doing it
Well, they were like yelling over here when he said
Stout God
So there's another kind of funny one where he's getting a bunch of money from this university
and he actually returns the money because his campaign is like his mayoral campaign
is over, but he's still going to go to prison for it because he lied to the government where
he got the money, even though he gave it away.
Okay, so I want to start reading some of these texts so we can get into like how explicit
the stuff is.
On July 22nd, 2021 Adams, the staffer, requested
that the airline manager book flights to Istanbul for Adams. In order to conceal the favorable
treatment the Adams staffer requested the airline manager charge Adams what would appear
to be a real price. Adams staffer, how much does he owe? Please let them make a call and
I will make the payments. Airline manager, It is very expensive because it is last minute. I am working on a discount.
Adam Stafford. Okay, thank you. Airline manager. I am going to charge $50.
Adam Stafford. No. Airline manager. That wouldn't work, wouldn't it?
Adam Stafford. No, dear. $50? What? What a proper price.
How much should I charge does smiley face emoji?
Adam Stafford his every step is being watched right now a thousand dollars or so let it be somewhat real
We don't want them to say that he is flying for free at the moment the media's attention is on Eric
Amazing stuff the smiley face of the tax is really throwing me off. It's so good. So
He paid about like one thousand one hundred dollars for these round-trip tickets
And he was upgraded to business class lucky him and in actuality these tickets would would again be like fifteen thousand dollars
And this is like the same type of stuff. He was doing like eight years ago
Except this time he actually is paying some money whereas last time he did not actually fill up those envelopes with cash
Yeah, but still he's about he's about 14,000 short
Yes, this great one where like
The staffers like do you have recommendations on where you can go to Turkey the airline manager four season staffer?
It's too expensive airline manager. Why does he care? He's not going to pay his name will not be at anything either
Adam Stafford super super
Super illegal I want to meet the person who's sending these texts. Yeah, so bad
It's so funny. Why is this like the cadence with which they're speaking and these texts. It's just insane. It's incredible stuff. There's some great ones. I'm going to read this one.
On the day the Adams fundraiser was scheduled to depart Istanbul, Adams
created a message thread between himself and Adams fundraiser and the airline manager.
Quote, he will try to help with the issue with the forum.
He can see about a hotel or business class lounge.
The manager then arranged for the Adams fundraiser, who was otherwise
flying on an economy ticket, to have access to not only the Turkish Airlines business lounge,
but also an exclusive private suite inside the lounge, complete with a bed and free food.
The Turkish airline manager explained, this is our suite for VIPs and we want you to feel yourself,
two words, yourself, sick VIP, smiley face emoji. Fill yourself VIP.
Yeah.
That's what we all want.
At another point in the exchange,
Adams wrote quote,
thanks a million airline manager, my brother.
Which airline manager responded, anytime brother.
Oh no.
It's like.
Oh dear.
I feel physically unwell.
They just keep doing this.
On the day he won the election like the day after the airline manager sent the following text message brother
Congratulations, Adams responded cannot. Thank you enough
That is good, although it's not as good as kind of the next thing when in December of 21
He was putting together his like mayoral like team for like policy advisors and his transition team and he put me on like your senior on your senior advisory team and if you don't
then you're not gonna get free tickets anymore yeah I want to read the exact
line because it's so funny the staffer sends the airline manager list and the
airline manager responds it would suit me well to be leader senior advisor
Two days later the airline manager sent a message reiterating lead please plz please
Otherwise seat 52 is empty on the way back
My god
Oh my god
Make me a lead advisor. We're not going to give you free free airplane tickets
oh My god, it's so funny winky face and then I believe he did add someone on to onto his team
Yep, yep
Yeah, he was added to the infrastructure climate and sustainability committee transition team
Jesus Christ the whole sustainability commission is just like a slush
There's another thing later
We're like he's like a secret meeting of like these Turkish donors and he calls it like a
Sustainability transition meetings and no one will know that he's having this like meeting
Yeah, you should read what the airline manager wrote after after he was added to the climate sustainability and infrastructure committee
Yeah
So on December 2021 the senior Turkish government official sent the airline manager a series of texts noting the airline manager's
membership on Adams infrastructure climate sustainability committee and sending applause about
The airline manager
Responded that his membership
on the tradition committee was in service of Turkey.
Quote, thank you brother.
We are doing our best to serve our country adequately.
Your support gives us strength here.
Thank you.
You were always there for us.
And we're trying to be loyal.
It's amazing.
Oh.
Wait, is it, we're trying to be worthy?
Yeah. We're trying to be worthy.
Yeah, we're trying to be worthy.
Yeah. That is so, sorry. I'm trying to be worthy of you.
Thank you so much for being there.
Please.
That's so good.
I just want to be worthy of you, Eric Adam.
So by this point, I totaled that the Turkish airline bribes,
specifically, all the benefits total $123,000
from Turkish Airlines.
Which is also just a small fraction of like the total amount of money he received to be fair
That's probably like the face prices of business class tickets and lounge access which no one actually pays for yeah
Yeah
It's like beyond the actual airline stuff because of like the campaign like match like policy deals
Like he received in the end like it like ten million dollars that right from from like all of this whole ordeal.
Yeah, so so so the match funding thing basically is like there's public matching funds for like private donations for for mayoral candidates. There's like some things you have to go through. But in order to get that money right, you have to abide by campaign finance law.
To get that money right you have to abide by campaign finance law and all of it So all of these like straw donor bribe donations that he's getting are being are also
I think it's like eight to one or something like fucking matching funds are being matched by the government
So you got like ten million dollars of matching fun?
You're not only like doing like campaign fraud by getting this like foreign influence money
But he's also like stealing from from everyone else too by having all of these illegal contributions
matched.
So in the end, I think he's like he's like charged with like like basically $10 million
dollars of like fraud.
The other thing is like this is this is how he won the election.
Like he won the election by spending an unbelievable amount of money and like that money was like
this like stuff that he defrauded the government for.
And it's ironic that like the campaign funding matching is designed to like amplify the donations
made by regular New Yorkers and not make it all like a Super PAC game.
Yeah.
Eric Adams thought he'd made an end run around that.
And like I did not realize just because I had been keeping up with like Eric Adams news
previous to this. I did not realize that how often had been keeping up with like Erica Adams news previous to this
I did not realize that how often his house was getting raided by the FBI
Oh, there were so many there was so many like this is all just one angle on the like
35 because there's there's so much other corruption. He was doing yeah, this is just the stuff they got
specifically around him for but like basically everyone in the circle around him
is like also going to prison like to the point where remember I was talking about that Uzbek construction guy that he donated money to yeah that guy also paid off like the guy who's going
to become mayor when Adams gets arrested so like the deputy mayor like also took money from that
guy amazing yeah so one of the worst parts of this, on April 21st, 2022, the Turkish official messaged
the Adams staffer noting that Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day was approaching and repeatedly
asking the Adams staffer for assurances that Adams would not make any statements about
the Armenian Genocide.
Jesus Christ.
The Adams staffer confirmed that Adams did not make a statement about the Armenian Genocide.
Adams did not make such a statement. New York, not the Yerevan of America.
Yeah.
So he just straight up took money from the Turkish government to do genocide denial for
them.
So that's great.
That's incredible stuff.
To be fair, that is that is a mainstay of current American politics.
Yeah, yeah.
It is the best funded of all genocide denials.
Yes, yes. Well, this Eric Adams guy doesn't seem like a doesn't seem too good
It is just fascinating to me that out of all the cities New York is just the one city that you cannot have a normal mayor
Yeah, just like every single mayor is is weird and fucked up in like a different way like it's just impossible
Yeah, there was like an onion onion headline on time. That was like the mayor de Blasio like well
Well, well, it's it's not so easy to have a
Not fucked up here. Yeah, I think the exact line was well well well not so easy to find a mayor
He doesn't suck shit now
Exactly the Eric Adam was one hits so much harder because he's like the law and order mayor
Like he's like, you know, like like a former cop blah blah blah
He's he's the one making New York worse through all of like the fucked up police stuff. Uh-huh
Meanwhile, he's just been doing these like major crimes and having his house raided by the FBI like every other month
Yeah
Also having like his friend's house is raided by the FBI having was it like a police chief or police commissioner?
Who was just rated? Yeah, and then the interim police commissioner who they put in after the first one. Yeah
It's wild stuff. Yeah, we got to talk about his phone password before we finish
Yeah, yeah
So that's where I want to close on is like before he goes under like all of his staffers are getting visited by the FBI
And hey
You could tell they're all cops and are dumb as shit,
because they all agreed to talk to the FBI and lied to them.
That's so funny.
And then we're trying to, like, coordinate destroying the messages, which the FBI got all the data from.
Um, on October 6th, 2023, FBI agents executed a search warrant for the electronic devices used by Eric Adams, a defendant.
Although Adams was carrying several electronic devices, including two cell phones, he was
not carrying his personal cell phone, which is a device he used to communicate about the
conduct described in this indictment.
When Adams produced his personal cell phone the next day in response to a subpoena, it
was locked, such that the device required a password to open.
Adams claimed that after he learned the investigation into his conduct, he learned about the investigation, he changed the password the day before
and increased the complexity of his password from four to six digits. Adams
had done this, he claimed, to prevent members of his staff from inadvertently
or intentionally deleting the contents of his phone. According to Adams, he wished
to preserve the contents of his phone due to the
Investigation but Adams further claimed he'd forgotten the password
He just said it was unable to provide the FBI with a password that could unlock the phone if they tried his birthday
It's the funniest argument
Yeah, they like no no no I change the password so that the information was safe and wouldn't be deleted also
I forgot the password okay, so like presumably this is encrypted right but like I cannot like what the fuck is the FBI doing that?
They can't just break into this phone like I mean some phones are hard to break into like it is it is true
Yeah, they've their feds have struggled with iPhones for a while. Yes, but this is but this is Eric Adams. Yeah
Yeah, I mean yeah, it might be zero zero zero zero.
Like, they ought to give it the- oh god, it's dry, to be honest.
Yeah, like, they've gotta have some fucking, like, spook from the NSA
that they can illegally send this phone over to, like-
I'm sure they've tried cellbrite. I'm sure they've tried a whole bunch of stuff.
It just doesn't always work.
Yeah, like, I don't know. It makes me feel mildly better about phone security.
Oh, by the way, this is, this is a message about this public safety
announcement. If you use a face print or a fingerprint to lock your phone, the
cops can just use your face or your fingerprint to unlock it or they can get
it with a warrant, but if it's like an actual number, like they can't put a gun
to your head and say open it, which is the way that this would normally sort of
work. Yeah. So yeah, basic security thing. So in all, Adams is being charged with simultaneously
conspiracy to commit wire fraud, federal program bribery, and to receive campaign
contributions by foreign national. There's a kind of wire fraud, there's
another count of solicitation of a contribution by foreign national,
there's subsequently the fourth count is the same as the third count, it's
solicitation of a contribution by foreign national, and the fourth count is the same as the third count it's it's solicitation of a contribution by foreign national and the fifth count
is bribery so he's like probably going down going down he sounds pretty fucked
I mean it has been interesting how much the federal government has been
cracking down on foreign influence before this election both with like
tenant media like a Russian foreign influence, stuff like this. There's been like some like Jimmy Dore or like orbiters that I
know have have been already getting looked into by the feds for like Russian
foreign influence. Good.
And this is not a show where we regularly praise the actions of the federal
government. But it's always funny to see my enemies having a hard time.
Yeah. I'm praying for that Jackson Hinkle one.
Yeah, because it's so it's so obvious
that he's he's absolutely getting paid by some by some foreign government. Yeah, I wonder which one. This one is Erdogan versus the FBI which I'm just like
chomping down popcorn and clapping like a seal watching the two most hated rivals fighting each other like yes, yes!
Destroy each other! No yes destroy each other no
matter what happens i'm okay with it yeah wow i uh i will repeat my position here at the end of the
show that i am prepared to vote for joe biden on the condition that he immediately begins trading
eric adams for abdullah ojalan who does not belong in jail unlike eric Adams. It's free Oshulan week this week.
And so, yeah, he shouldn't be in prison.
Let him out.
How do you feel about your mayor, Joey?
You know, it sounds like he's he's working on some shit.
He's got to figure out if he really wants to.
You know, see, this is the thing too, is it's like, do I want to be like, wow, congrats
to the FBI on this investigation?
No.
That being said, it is really funny to see this all go down.
I think also just the amount of bullshit that he has done while he's in office, both legally
and over the table and under the table, it is kind of funny to see like this be the thing
that, that takes him down.
Yeah. Another one of my favorite tweets about all this was somebody was like i'm sure eric adams all
of a sudden is going to be uh really pro uh prison reform all of a sudden uh but god i hope
i god i hope so you know what that would be a crazy it's prison abolitionist arc i'm getting
flashbacks prison abolition arcs i'm getting flashbacks to when uh when uh, oh god, what's his name?
Dr. Blasio
The governor the governor. Oh my god former governor
He was having all this shit come out and like the last thing he did in office was the legalized weed and it was like
Such a like last ditch like fine
Are we gonna get something like that are we gonna get well, I guess he tried with the trash cans and people rejected
that. But it's been an experience. I hope for the sake of the city that, you know, he
faces consequences for less than it's never been back in New York politics. But I guess
we'll see what happens. No, I'm not going to cheer on the FBI, but I am pro cop on cop violence.
That's true.
And that's true.
And that's all this is.
That's all this is.
So that's fine.
I'm pro irony.
I'm pro like, like you're getting got by the same like people, your bros.
Yeah, I am interested in what the next New York mayoral election will look like
We're bringing in Lori Lightfoot
And the small possibility that
Depending how this next election goes we could have a Trump versus Clinton mayoral race in New York
Oh, I would love to watch.
Maybe Hillary Clinton will finally make her film
about the Syrian Democratic Forces
she's been promising to make for years.
I wanna close on a kind of slightly more serious
struggles are connected note,
because the thing about Eric Adams is that he was the guy
who was brought in, black cop, like very specifically
brought in and his thing was basically to contain the 2020 uprising. Right? He was the
guy whose thing was we're bringing in the counter revolution, we're stomping all of
this stuff out, like all of the sort of like gains of anti-police stuff that you'd made,
all of the sort of ideological gains have been made, we're going to wipe all that out.
And I think it is really significant that the government who is funding him is a Turkish government. Because if you look at the last
cycle, right, when Eric Adams is starting to do this in 2014, 2015, what's happening
in Turkey in that time is that Turkey had been one of the big sites of huge uprisings
in 2013. They have one of the biggest like of that cycle of protests. So 2013 is the
second of the of the waves from
the like the Occupy 2011 wave right there's a big wave in 2011 and then
2013 second one of the biggest one is in Turkey and Turkey's eventual solution to
this is basically just wholesale slaughter of the Kurdish Revolution that
was happening and you know literally in 2014 at the same time 2014-2015 at the
same time as the Michael Brown uprisings going on and then Baltimore goes up, right? At the same time that's happening,
there's like these Kurdish uprisings in Turkey. That's where all the firebombing happens,
right? These things are very, very intimately connected. There's a reason why, other than just
sort of cartridge corruption stuff, that these forces are aligned with each other because
the same people behind the American prison state are also the same people who are fucking backing this Turkish exterminationist movement
against the Kurds. And we are going to either win our freedom together or we're going to
have a thousand more fucking Eric Adams. Exactly. Yeah. And I mean, I think like going back
to what I was saying before, like the craziest thing about all this and like this is definitely something that I've kind of had to like step back and be like
alright, like I
Obviously am existing within like a specific community like New York is a huge city. It's the hardest city in the US
And there's lots of different smaller communities
And I was like I feel like everybody that I know and everybody I interact with hates Eric Adams has like their own
list of reasons why like he has done XYZ thing and they're
specific like whether it's like my friends that are teachers or like work for or just use public libraries that he has like
really
decided to attack and like defund for various reasons or like friends that have had to deal with like the prison system or whatever or
last year I had been working on an investigative show that was uh looking into a lot of the
the situation of Rikers and and you know Rikers is supposed to be closed in 2027 and Eric
Adams has really tried to push back against that despite the fact that it's like there's
a federal investigation investigation into the the there. And it's not like the conditions are not good.
It is an unpopular solution.
Most New Yorkers agree that there
needs to be some other alternative than rightgers
and just sending people to literally an island.
That being said, he won the election.
He won his mayoral election.
It was sort of surprising.
He was kind of the underdog.
There were other candidates that I think people had kind of
been expecting to win.
And yeah, he was the law and order guy.
He was coming in as supposed to be this alternative to the 2020
uprising to what was seen as this chaos.
And again, yeah, it's the irony of him
getting got by its own system, getting got by the fact
that he just keeps doing crimes.
He loves doing crimes.
His favorite thing.
And then at the same time, it's like, he's caused all this damage to like individual
like specific programs in the city, specific systems that were really helping people.
He has spread like misinformation about migrants that have been in New York.
He's been like, there's just a laundry list of things
that he has done that has been like insanely harmful
for like various reasons.
And you know what, if this is gonna be the thing
that's gonna get on at the end of that,
this is Sabrina Carpenter, apparently that also,
if those of you who don't know,
the Sabrina Carpenter Feather music video
apparently was a big part
of the Eric Adams indictment from kind of the more local side involving the church that
she was filming at and the, I'm not sure what his official position is, but like the priest
who had kind of allowed her to come in and film and then it ended up that he was demoted
because if you've listened to a Sabrina Carpenter song you can see why the Catholic Church might not
Be super excited about that and then he decided to cooperate with the investigation since the church wasn't super happy with him
This whole thing is just there's some it's like there's so many aspects of this that are so crazy
If this is gonna be like I got some
Yeah Yes, it's almost gonna do like a 30 part podcast series about this is gonna be like gonna get them Yeah
Yes, it's almost gonna do like a 30 part podcast series about this something. I'm gonna listen to every single episode
And there's gonna be so much more stuff that's gonna come out. That's yeah
Speaking of podcasts Joey do want to plug your work for sure. Yeah
Um, so I'm right now producing a show called, but we loved which is on I heart's network
it's part of our outspoken network, which is on iHeart's network. It's part of our
outspoken network, which is our LGBTQ plus kind of focus shows. And you can find that on Spotify,
Apple Music, iHeart Media app, whatever, all the places. I also previously had worked on a show
called Afterlives. If you are interested in learning more about Rikers and particularly some of the policy that, you know, Eric Adams
himself has worked to either stop from being effective or stop from making the reforms
that's supposed to be happening in regards to the whole Riker situation.
You should check out that show.
But yeah, that's, that's where I'm at.
You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Patnot Pratt. That's P a TT and ot pr a TT
People got my last name wrong a lot. We'll put them the description. Yeah
Yeah, Joey. Thank you for coming on and
Fuck I hope I hope I'll get rid of our fucking bears because Jesus Christ
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Oh, God, yeah.
Oh, God.
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Hello and welcome to It Could Happen Here, a podcast about things falling apart and how
people work to put them back together again because it's the Humpty Dumpty of podcasts.
Except Humpty Dumpty couldn't be put back together in the end because it was a bunch
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And really that's not how you usually get things done.
I'm your guest host today, Martyr Killjoy, and with me as my regular host today is James.
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Thank you for having me on the podcast that I work for.
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So this episode is about what I learned about prepping by going down to Western North Carolina
in the immediate wake of the flooding caused by two storms, one of which was Hurricane
Helene.
And there's a few things I like an awful lot.
One of them is prepping.
Another one of them is Asheville, North Carolina, where I lived longer than I have lived anywhere
else in my adult life, which isn't actually saying that much because I lived there for
about six years.
But it's a decent amount of time.
You know a place.
Yeah.
Before that, I was fully vagabondy.
This is a story about prepping in Asheville, North Carolina.
And so I thought I'd bring on another, it could happen here prepper, James.
Yep. It's me. Someone who has been to Asheville, North Carolina.
Oh yeah.
Still lives in San Diego. Yeah. Nice place to go outside. Normally.
Okay, but have you ever heard that song though like I've been everywhere man song
I've been everywhere. Yes. I don't think I'm allowed to sing things on this podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I started liking that song cuz like yeah
I've been everywhere that man starts listening where he's been and I'm like no I haven't been I ain't been shit
I ain't never been anywhere in my life. I've not made it. Yeah
Yeah, it is one of the nice things about my job that people get to go places and meet people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is fun.
So, as I assume listeners are aware, about two weeks ago, Hurricane Helene dumped an
enormous quantity of water onto the mountains of western North Carolina, which would have
been bad no matter what.
But another unnamed storm had already been dropping unconscious, not good amounts of water on the area for a day or so. The two
storms together caused the worst natural disaster in recorded history for the
region. The only thing that came close was the 1916 flood, which was again like
a regular storm and then I think a coastal tropical storm hitting at the
same time. So the way to have everything fail is to have two storms at once, in case anyone's curious
how to have bad things happen due to storms.
Anyway, I drove down in a van full of supplies because my friends were there and they needed
the supplies more than my basement did.
And because I had enough cash on hand to hit up a bunch of stores to get more stuff to
bring them to.
I also drove down there as a journalist figuring I'd talk to people about
mutual aid and about preparedness.
This week on my own podcast,
Cool People Did Cool Stuff,
I talk about my experiences there,
what I saw with an emphasis on the mutual aid side,
on the enormous amount of grassroots and informal disaster response.
But this is it could happen here,
and I wanted to talk about preparedness.
I want to talk about preparedness.
I want to talk about what worked and what didn't.
What lessons we can draw anywhere we are listening to this from what people experienced there
in Asheville, North Carolina.
Or at least what lessons I was able to pick up on.
And we're going to talk about like stuff and specific things in a second.
But first, when I talk about preparedness, which I do a lot,
I talk about how I'm interested in both the individual and community
as two different types of preparedness.
And I had some hypotheses that these were deeply related and reliant on each other in fact.
That you do one better by doing the other better.
But now that I've seen those hypothesis tested,
I was right.
That's my answer.
It's in fact a proven hypothesis.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, you know, I don't want to run more tests, but.
We probably will.
Yeah, exactly.
Cause we're doing shit to stop it, aren't we?
No, no, we're mostly doing things to make it worse.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Basically, we need both individual and community preparedness, and we should stop seeing them
as opposing forces.
There might be no single false dichotomy that has more wrecked our imaginations than the
idea that the individual and the community are two opposing forces, that they must be
balanced against one another instead of interwoven,
instead of allowing what's best about both things to reinforce the other.
I would argue the 20th century did us dirty.
The Cold War did us dirty.
In the US, I grew up presented with the idea that the USSR represented community in that
side and that meant being a cog in the machine, devoid of individuality, enthralled to an authoritarian state.
If I cared about the individual and individual freedom and liberty, I had to accept capitalism
and competition and to see myself in a war against everyone else.
I don't know how you feel.
I don't want to be a cog in a machine and I also don't want to be in a war against everyone
else.
Yeah, this is the sort of false dichotomy that we're presented with, right?
I just like, I'll tell an anecdote here.
When I was writing my dissertation, I would describe my politics as left libertarian and
I would describe the politics of the many different types of anarchists and anarcho-syndicalists
in Spain similarly because it accurately describes their perspective, right?
And I was forbidden from doing so. And they're probably fair enough objection
that Americans could not comprehend
the idea of libertarianism without individualism.
Yeah, which is annoying because, oh, was it Rothbard?
Someone consciously stole that word from us.
You used to not have to say left libertarian,
because if you said libertarian, you meant left libertarian. Yeah this was the pre-date Rothbard. It is something I've written
about on my Patreon. Oh okay. But yeah libertarian began to be used by French anarchists to avoid
censorship and persecution of anarchists for being anarchists. Yeah. And then it came to America where
like many things in America, it was stolen
from its original creators and custodians and fucking ruined by Chud, which is a shame.
But yeah, there is in fact an option where you don't have to pick one or the other.
Yeah. What is good for me as an individual is to be able to express the full range of
my possibilities, right? And I'm more able to do that in a supportive community than like alone in the woods somewhere,
cut off from everyone else, chasing rabbits with a hatchet and dying of easily preventable infections.
Like that's the American dream Margaret, what are you talking about? I used to joke that I was
going to start a YouTube channel called uh how toive Alone in the Woods with a Hatchet Eating Squirrels that You Kill with the aforementioned hatchet.
But unfortunately you died of tetanus before.
Yeah, exactly.
The existence of society makes me more free. It makes me more capable of doing what I want to do.
Yeah.
I really like, I don't remember which old theorist came up with it,
but I really like the idea of understanding freedom as a relationship between people, not a like static state.
It is something that we offer each other and that we like work to maximize with each other.
On the other side of things, what's good for communities is not to be rigidly top down
controlled, but instead to allow people free expression, develop new
ideas, try new things, to have communities grow organically.
We are not actually factory cogs.
We do better as a garden.
And that's been my working theory.
With preparedness, it's been similar.
On one side are these deals,
these goods and services, the ads that interrupt things. Magnificent. Thank you,
thank you. I live to do this. Here's the ads.
And we're back.
On one side, I saw preppers as being kind of a primarily an individualistic bunch of
folks obsessed with what I've called the bunker mentality, the hole up in guns and shoot
anyone who comes too close mentality that I've got mine.
Fuck you mentality.
You ever seen on like older prepper Reddit and stuff like that where people like kind
of get sad when they
realize they're all planning to shoot each other all their friends after the apocalypse.
Yeah, that like and anyone who's able to has more than two weeks of food stored is inherently
going to kill anyone else.
Yeah, it's more than two.
Yeah, it's great when they all come around to that occasionally.
Yeah, and they're like, wait, but I like this community.
Yeah, they're also their only friends, but I like this community I've built.
Yeah, they're also their only friends because they've alienated everyone else with their
weird obsession of fallout.
This is not a good mentality to have.
I would argue it's behind a lot of what's happening on the border right now, actually.
I think that the right wing actually does believe in climate change and is not willing
to just say it publicly because it doesn't play to their base.
But they they're like, we've got ours, fuck you.
And want to close down the borders as best as they can in the global north.
Yeah.
And we'll move the borders as far from your eyesight as possible.
That's what I saw in Panama.
I was in.
Oh, yeah.
Listeners will know I was in a DariƩn Gap.
But like Panama, without funding, you and me, Margaret, when we pay our taxes, we pay
for families to be split up.
Hell yeah.
Deportations to happen, fences to be built in Panama,
because that makes it further from our sight
and further from our mind, right?
That's what liberty means.
Yep.
Liberty is the ability to interfere
in other countries' families.
Yep. Domestic politics in other countries
by a fire hose of money. I mean, it's
funny because it's the same like justification every now and then you meet the people who
genuinely think Russia is like allowed to invade Ukraine because border security because
Ukraine's too close to it. You're like, oh, amazing. Yeah, Ukraine's amazing. What? Yeah, Ukraine bad, therefore, fuck it, why not?
Yeah, it's like the Monroe Doctrine, but for Russia.
This is my hemisphere, don't fuck with me.
Yeah.
It's like they burn down your neighbor's house because you're just like, nah, you're living
too close to me.
Don't like it.
Yeah.
Senior yard sign.
They've got one of those in this house signs. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, which they've all taken down now because it says no human beings
illegal and they no longer believe that. Yeah. Cool. Well, I would argue this is a
fundamentally right-wing individualistic mentality, whether it's coming from
ostensibly leftist tankies or ostensibly center left Democrats or the they admit
their right-wing individualistic preppers. Yeah. And this was dominant in
prepping circles before around 2020 when an awful lot more people with
different ideas came into the space. But the older school preppers focused on
individual preparedness or family level household level preparedness and they
have an awful lot of really good ideas
around some of these things, around storing food and water,
around maintaining communications,
around all sorts of things to help the individual or family
during crisis to be prepared.
Yeah.
On the other end of things,
there are mutual aid groups and other community organizations
that do community preparedness.
They build organizational communication and logistical networks.
And they're fantastic and they're overall what's been left out of preparedness conversations.
But until more recently, I haven't seen as many of those places, the people who are doing
those things also concern themselves with individual preparedness.
You know?
Yeah.
I've been operating under the assumption for years that the two can work really well in tandem with each other.
If you are self-sufficient, you're in a better place to help others.
That was my hypothesis. This is really just the Margaret Was Right episode of It Could Happen Here.
The victory lap.
Yeah. Oh wait, it's a victory lap around bodies. I don't like it anymore. Yeah. Oh wait, it's a victory wrap around bodies.
I don't like it anymore.
Well, it's people who did do these things, getting to have not thrived, but did not die.
I don't know how to say this.
It's a tricky subject.
Yeah, and getting credit for being right and putting in the work.
Yeah, and a lot of people were and a lot of people had done that and it showed really
well in the disaster response in Asheville.
Because when I went down to Asheville, one of the things that I asked most of the people
I talked to is what they prepared, what they wish they'd prepared, and what lessons they
were taking away from all of this about preparedness.
And one of my friends is old punk and he was one of the first old, he's like my age, whatever,
might be a few years older than me, I don't know. And one of my friends is Old Punk and he was one of the first old, he's like my age, whatever.
Might be a few years older than me, I don't know.
Mark Margaret crushed by moment of reflection live on podcast.
Yeah.
I'm jealous because I don't have enough gray hair, they keep falling out of my head.
But one of my friends who does have very nice gray hair, Old Punk is one of the first people
who was out on the street cooking food to give away.
He told me that he was able to do that
because he knew he was fine.
By and large, during this particular crisis,
every crisis is gonna be real different.
If your house wasn't in the actual floodplain
and since it was in the mountains,
that was not most houses,
instead it was like most roads and some houses, you know? The big problems problems you were dealing with was lack of food lack of water lack of cell service
And he had plenty of water and food stored and at one point someone had even kind of come up to him been like
Are you know you're fine aren't you and he was like, yeah, no, I'm fine
Being like getting off prepared vibes, I guess
Yeah, no, I was real proud like Like once I was doing this community defense thing
and we were like, oh, we need a flashlight. Does anyone?
Hey, Margaret, you have a flashlight, right? And I was like, yeah, what kind you want?
Yeah, being the flashlight person. Yeah.
It's a huge win the moment you get to deploy that flashlight you've been toting around.
Yeah. Well, and that's actually part of my like core argument that I make in the other podcast I recorded today that's going to come out sometime around now, is that like people
want to help people.
Oh yeah.
Like the average pickup truck guy, we even kind of see, I mean, I'm a pickup truck girl,
but like we see the average pickup truck guy as the like, ah, good, out of my way, limberl,
guns, dogs, whatever, you know, and
I like pickup trucks and guns and dogs and I also don't really like liberals.
But one of the main things you want to make a man with a pickup truck happy, get your
car stuck in a ditch.
Oh, yeah.
There are whole Facebook groups where people love to pull other people out of stupid situations
they've got themselves into off road.
Yeah, it is fun for them. love to pull other people out of stupid situations they've got themselves into off-road. Yeah.
It is fun for them.
Yeah, like, because then the fact
that you've been doing this thing had a purpose.
I carry a flashlight and a knife
every single moment of my life.
So when someone needs a flashlight or a knife,
I'm like,
Oh yeah.
I am fucking the reincarnation of the goddess.
Like no one is better than me.
Yeah, you're the all powerful light carrier.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
When all other lights go out.
For me, it's the moment I get to deploy,
like obviously this has been an audio podcast,
but I have a Leatherman that I like to carry around.
Like, oh wait, someone needs pliers or wire cutting.
You have that capability.
Yeah.
You're a Chad.
You're a superhero.
You're a mutant, you know?
Like, yeah.
And so yeah, this friend of mine had plenty of water and food stored and you can usually
go a couple days without communication if you don't have any immediate crises, right?
Yep.
He told me that what most people did or needed to do was first they needed to make sure to
meet their own needs, you know, like the whole affix your own oxygen mask before helping
your seatmate.
So it was the people who were the most resilient, the most prepared, who were out driving around in their trucks or you know cars
whatever giving away food or were working to coordinate meetings most
immediately. And the other part of it was that people who had community
preparedness skills were also among the first people getting stuff done on the
ground. Because mutual aid, it's organic and it's chaotic
and it's spontaneous, right?
But it is organized.
It is a developed skill about how to organically organize.
The more people who are experienced with chaotic,
decentralized organizing, the better a community
was able to weather the immediate aftermath of the storm
because people knew how to set up distribution hubs and
connect people and so basically like a
Solid church or an anarchist group and your your rural town was in a much better spot
Yeah, that makes sense
And this is one of the main places in the country where you're gonna find entire anarchist groups in random rural small towns
Having been one of those people in one
of those small towns. I keep saying I lived in Asheville. I lived in Sandy Mush.
And where Sandy Mush is? I don't bother saying it because no one knows where it is.
Hell of a name though. I know. It's almost British in its weirdness. I was like
too femme for baseball caps back then and all my landmates wore the camo
baseball caps from the local store that says Sandy Mush, you know?
And I'm really sad that I didn't get one, especially now, because now I have one and
I'm wearing it now that has the name of the town I live in, but I can't wear it anywhere
because it doxes me.
Ah, yeah.
See, that's important.
Yeah.
If you had a Sandy Mush one, you'd be...
Yeah.
Someone send Margaret a baseball cap.
Yeah.
From Sandy Mush.
Yeah. With camo. Yeah. Although I probably won baseball cap. Yeah, from Sandy Mush. Yeah, with Kama.
Yeah, although I probably won't wear it otherwise I'll be real because I still got to be femme and
somehow that is how things work in my subculture. So you need individual preparedness so that you're
free enough to help people and you need community preparedness so you know what to do. And then you
also have all of these people with really specialized skills and
tools. And these are the kinds of things that I can't say that every prepper
needs to go out and do. But like ATVs have been crucial to disaster relief
efforts. That doesn't mean that everyone should run out and buy an ATV to keep
around in the case of flooding. This is a note for me because I don't quite live
on enough land to justify an ATV. And I really one but yeah, it's getting one of those little ones
Yeah, just you know the little children one. I know I'm just driving around in a circle
I'd like mostly live in the woods and so there's like just not a lot of
ATVs are great when you got like
12 acres with horses on them, you know, yeah, you're gonna you can get a sheepdog on the back
They're very practical for that kind of thing. Yeah rifle case
but that said a
dirt bike friend of mine who was a quite prepared person
Immediately went out and spent days going into hard-to-reach areas to connect with people and bring them supplies
Yeah, so maybe I can justify a dirt bike
Yeah, dirt bike is so e bike e dirt bike then you can run off solar power don't need gas
Store it sideways.
Okay, we're gonna talk about electronics
versus gas later in the episode.
I got a whole part about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, good.
But first, what we really need for the apocalypse
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If it's a podcast, that is the podcast
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Oh, well then.
Yeah.
Yeah. I wonder if we can get away with saying don't gamble. It's a bad idea.
I think we actually can say that.
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Yeah.
And we're back.
The overall lesson was that some stuff is and was useful for everyone to have.
We're going to talk about some of that stuff.
While other certain specialized tools and skill sets only made sense for some people to have.
Not everyone needs to know how to repair a chainsaw or even own a chainsaw.
But it sure proved to be a handy skill in this particular crisis.
Asheville is easily an image of the climate crisis future.
I think you and Robert got into that in the episode you did about this.
Yeah, we spoke a little bit about how like,
this is a vision of what's coming for a lot of us.
Yeah, I'm basically doing a like,
me too, I couldn't be on the call
because I was busy.
That's what this episode is.
No, but we, Robert and I have not been there.
My house flooded when I was younger,
but we were not there this time.
Asheville is not, okay, it is a somewhat remote part of the country in terms of its raw geography.
You're not getting into that city without taking steep curving freeways or flying into
a regional airport.
But culturally, and because of the level of infrastructure the United States provides,
it is not an isolated city.
It is a very much a modern and hip city with about, I think, 100,000 people.
I think about 80,000 when I left a couple years ago, but
it's been growing. Partly because lots of Silicon Valley folks moved there to
work remote, much to the sorrow of locals. Like everywhere else as people moved.
I know and then I'm also like I work remote and lived I actually can't throw
stones here. Yeah I have lived here since I didn't work remote. Yeah, fair enough. I'll take my
stone throwing opportunity. Asheville is a very climate stable area, all of Appalachia is,
and it's nowhere near the coast. There's not a lot of earthquakes. There are far fewer forest fires
than there are out west. There were some forest fires that were there one of the years that I
lived there, but you know, they didn't, it didn't impact my life the way it impacts my friend's lives who live out west.
Yeah okay.
There are industrial accidents and there's occasional flooding but no one had any reason
to expect anything like this except that all of us have every reason to expect something like this.
Areas hit more regularly by climate disasters have protocols in place for those sorts of things.
People in California pay attention to the fires during that fire season. Areas hit more regularly by climate disasters have protocols in place for those sorts of things.
People in California pay attention to the fires during that fire season.
People on the Gulf Coast track the hurricanes.
And not that these disasters aren't disastrous, but they're expected.
They're part of living where you live.
Asheville, what happened there, could be any of us at any time.
So what was useful for them for prepping seems like it might be really useful for all of us.
And most of that, most of what was useful is the basics.
People I talked to were either real happy that they stored water
or real sad that they hadn't stored water.
With the storm coming, people filled up their bathtubs.
One friend
cut the downspouts on his house to direct them into trash cans. And now a week later,
they still have water to flush the toilet. Yeah. And you know, if you're like super ahead
of it, you've got your little rain collectors all the time, right? But yeah, worst case
scenario, cut your downspout and throw a trash can there. Yep. Or anything else that's food safe.
Yeah.
Well, in this case it's mostly water flushing.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But.
It's funny, just as you mentioned this, like I was in a village I stayed in last week,
didn't have rainwater or electricity, and that's exactly what they did.
They had a person I stayed with had like a normal toilet, but they don't have plumbed
in water, so they just collect rainwater and use that every time they want to flush it.
Yeah. Every time I've lived off-grid and don't have access to running water instead of bucket
flushing, I shit in a bucket with sawdust.
Yeah, yeah. I think there's a hole underneath.
Oh, interesting.
But you have to flush it to get in. I think this was like a status upgrade to have the
physical toilet.
Yeah. Yeah, no, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Some of the first water distribution centers
that came online after the storm in Asheville
didn't have water containers.
And this is actually still the case as of recording.
So people had to bring their own.
One friend only had those big clear water jugs,
the kind that you put into like a water cooler
and like get refilled at the grocery store, you know?
Yeah.
And these don't have good caps and you can't really bicycle with them while they're full.
I've bicycled with one when it was full, but yeah, it's not a fun.
This is where you need a long tail cargo bike, the ultimate prepper vehicle.
Fair enough.
I would argue jerry cans.
That's my pitch instead of...
Yeah, you can also get j Jerry cans. That's my pitch instead of yeah Yeah, you can also get Jerry cans or like they're like big opaque water jugs restoring water
But yeah, or even bags water bags. I like they're like MSI drone bags. Okay, if you saw those before there's a pretty robust
I've only seen little ones that it makes sense that there's big ones too. Yeah big ones
Expedition stuff I would argue that if you're thinking about getting the stuff, opaque water containers
with good lids are more useful than the blue clear ones.
But if you have access to the blue clear ones and that's what you got, go get them.
And many people lacked any containers at all.
So the water distribution site was not as directly useful as it could have otherwise
been.
That's tough.
One friend during the storm pulled out all the recycling
and filled every jug with water and put it in the fridge,
which did two things.
One, it gave you slightly orange-tasting water to drink for a while.
And two, it added thermal mass to keep the fridge cool longer.
And of course, you know, storing more water always good.
Yep.
For the most part, most water people had access to had a boil advisory on it before it went out completely
Mm-hmm. Oh, you're a water filter expert. I want to talk to you about this. I was about to fucking dive into that shit
I was sorry. I was ready to go. Okay. Hold on. All right
Yeah, floodwater itself is generally an or at least it is in this case too toxic to use a simple filter or boil at home
Things like pesticides are incredibly hard to get out of water case, too toxic to use a simple filter or boil at home.
Things like pesticides are incredibly hard to get out of water.
And lightweight backpacking type filters, which overall are what I recommend for most
things like soyers and life straws.
They don't really cut it as from what I understand.
From what I understand, the two methods that can work are the like fairly slow and like intense charcoal filters,
activated charcoal filters, and then in-home style reverse osmosis filters,
which normally I don't like, but for this it seems like they might.
Yeah, you have enough power for an RO filter.
Yeah.
It's a nice touch.
Also, if you get one, then your home appliances,
if you live in a hard water area, which is a lot of the West, won't get fucked up by the calcification so much.
Oh, that makes sense.
I use a water softener on my well.
Similar approach.
But I like reverse osmosis seems like it has some advantages.
Maybe I'm a, I never liked reverse osmosis because when I first was looking into it,
I lived off grid and reverse osmosis creates a lot of wastewater.
Yeah.
And I was just like
All of this water was hard to come by fuck that
There are some filters that have an activated charcoal element
specifically the pesticide runoff and
Like industrial contaminants is something I have been really worried about in a couple of places. I've been for work
Mm-hmm, you know, actually I was
I've been for work. You know, actually I was somewhat concerned about that on a recent trip, the one in Panama, but it's not so much pesticides, there is human waste and decaying human remains,
which is pretty rough. But in Myanmar, that was a big concern before we went there. The MSI Guardian,
I think, has an activated charcoal element, and so does the Camelback inline filter.
Oh, interesting.
Just kind of a small one.
Yeah.
Yeah. And what's really cool about that is a lot of them,
you can't replace,
because the activated charcoal,
you can't back flush it in the same way
that you can back flush a filter, right?
Camelback will sell you just the actual
activated charcoal element.
Okay.
That you can then replace.
I've got a few of them in a cupboard behind me.
Okay.
Yeah, but that would be what to look for if you're a, but yeah, don't be just
boiling it or just filtering it.
And those are for like something like a soya.
They're great for rainwater, but if you're filtering water, you want a fast flowing,
clear, not a turbid or stagnant water source or an industrially polluted water
source, a fast flowing clear mountain stream.
Great.
But like turbid stagnant water with industrial pollutants, not so good. That makes sense. And so if you're listening to this in Asheville or elsewhere, I'm like,
I'm trying to think of what I'm going to, I'm like, I'll probably, I have some activated
charcoal stuff, but I don't like it as much because I don't like, I don't like disposable
things. I'm like, yeah, but I, Yeah, things that you can reuse are always better.
Yeah, but for certain threat models, especially if you don't have the power for reverse osmosis.
Yeah, and it's not that expensive.
Yeah.
The MSR ones actually, that's what the US military issues to some of its, like, I guess more special people.
So sometimes they pop up on the surplus market pretty cheap.
Okay. And they have a bomber warranty. You could trash it and they'll replace it.
Oh hell yeah. I like that a lot of outdoors gear is like pretty like, they'll
stand by their products. Yeah, I would, well I keep wanting trying to pitch this story
actually, but yeah like I have an MSR quilt. This is not like an MSR sponsored
episode. I have used that shit on, it's a very small, very light, but like an
ultra light quilt. I've used that thing literally on almost every continent in the world.
And just through like it's down and through like my body's greasiness, my
inherent oiliness gradually the down, even if you take really good care of it,
right, the down gets packed in and had it for probably six years.
I was like, fuck it.
This isn't working anymore.
Let me see if they'll do me a discount a new one put in a warranty claim send it back
And look here's a new one just just sent me one. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, no I like that more outdoor stuff
I like people who stand by the shit. They do
Yeah, and they also fix stuff which is cool like I like that and they will ship you the parts to fix it
Cool, which is I feel less wasteful when that happens.
Yeah.
So with food, this one's real simple.
People were either glad they stockpiled food or they were sad that they haven't stockpiled
food.
Yeah.
That's an easy one.
One friend immediately took about half her stash of freeze-dried foods to distribute
out to friends and strangers.
Awesome.
Most people I talked to did not have any real amount of backup power available to them.
On any given street, I would pass only a few houses with generators running, which also
of course takes gas or propane.
Propane has the advantage of storing indefinitely.
It has the disadvantage of being substantially more expensive per kilowatt hour or whatever
of power
Mm-hmm. Yeah, probably more bulky to to store right link per energy unit. Totally when I was off-grid I used a dual fuel gen actually I took it down and I no longer have the generator and gave it to some folks
but I had a gas propane generator and I ran it off of propane because
It also is like cleaner on the engines. You have to do less maintenance
Yeah, but you know if I needed it all the time it was a backup to my solar. If I had
to run it all the time I would have used gas because it yeah. Anyway I talked with one
homeowner with solar on his roof about how he hadn't sprung for the house battery because
after all power in the area never really went out for more than a day at a time. Right. Yeah.
I personally delivered two solar generators which just means like big old lithium batteries with Power in the area never really went out for more than a day at a time, right? Yeah, I
Personally delivered two solar generators which just means like big old lithium batteries with inputs and outputs built in and those would be my personal primary recommendation for
People who want to run lights and charge phones and things like that during power outages for a while
Yeah, while gas or propane generators, more useful for keeping heavy duty appliances
going like fridges.
Yeah.
I also passed out a couple different
like portable or lug-able solar panel setups
that can charge phones or other devices.
Take.
And there were some mutual aid folks going around
and helping people with their solar setups.
But overall, I didn't see as much of it as I expected.
I expected to show up and there'd just be like
outside the mutual aid stations,
a big old foldable solar panel with a power brick.
I think fewer people had that than I.
Oh, wow.
So what are you doing?
Did you go buy?
Oh, right.
Because money is hard to come by.
That's the reason.
Yeah, you can make them yourself save a little bit that way,
but be careful with big blocks of cells and shit.
Yeah.
And like I'm always trying to price out the difference between like I build my own
solar setups yeah but I also like just get these solar generators sometimes
until you're looking at like big systems the price difference is not as dramatic
as you want you know. Yeah because you're putting in a lot of time and
even like an inverter costs a fair amount of money and so if you're
building a big system the inverter is like worth the expense, right?
But if it's a little system the little thing that has a built-in inverter and be cheaper, right?
Yeah, and like the charge controller charge controller. Yeah, I was recently building one out for like leaving out for migrants
Yeah, or having in the bed of my truck. So when I run into people need to charge their phones
They can just do that without a truck being on
Yeah
I ended up shoving a bunch of 12 volt batteries in an ammo can and hooking it up to a
bunch of USB ports on the outside of the ammo can and then just
Bringing them home and charging them rather than doing a charge controller and yeah, it's not worth it
No that that makes sense and honestly like my vans off- grid setup is I have the equipment to run it off my alternator
or solar panels on the roof.
I just, I have a fuck ton of batteries in my van.
So I just plug it in every couple of weeks
and it's fine, you know?
Yeah. Yeah.
You end up doing,
I've tried a bunch of the different solar panels.
I use them when I'm, this company called Pale Blue
that I used a decent amount.
I left it with someone on a work trip
because they needed it more than me. Yeah. That's also useful but like
if you're really trying to run anything big you need a lot more solar panel
then you're probably gonna you know carry around on your backpack. That's what
I think people don't quite recognize is that like I used to have a pretty large
array of 1200 watts and you know I had to go run hundreds of feet of cable to put that in
a field and build like a whole structure to hold it and get it to the right angle
and things like that yeah and even then in the winter I ran the generator and
this is to keep my laptop and a little tiny a super efficient fridge going
right and some other stuff right but like solar is not space efficient. It's not going to do what you think
it does because it's not going to do what advertisers do, but it'll keep your cell phone
alive. Yeah, which is important. Or if you use a satellite communicator or something,
then you keep that charged. Yeah. With gas, one friend usually keeps her car half full
of gas, but forgot that week because she'd been driving so much and started the crisis
with only an eighth of a tank and was extra stuck.
You need to have a gas can if you want to drive out of the city and get as much gas
as possible of course.
You can store gas in a good container for a while but it goes bad after three to six
months.
You store gas that way so you should set an alarm for yourself.
This is kind of telling myself I have like gas cans where I was like I should store some
gas and then I'm like oh wait how long has that one been there? Yeah crap. Now, what am I doing it?
Yeah, you have to take it to real specialized places to deal with it. Yeah
It's hard to get rid of it once you yeah
Let it go bad
and so an empty gas can actually would have done people in Asheville a lot of good a
Full gas can even better, right?
Yeah, but honestly full tank of gas in your car better in a full gas can, even better, right? But honestly, full tank of gas in your car, better than a full gas can.
Empty gas can allowed people to leave and go get gas because they were not, civilization
didn't end.
Civilization ended a 90 minute radius, you know?
Yeah.
So you can set an alarm for yourself if you're going to keep full gas and then you put it
in your gas can tank and then you go refill it again.
And then you get annoyed about doing this and then you stop doing it and then an apocalypse
happens and then you're really annoyed that you forgot
Don't ask me how I know just if you have the money to not let your vehicle get below half full
You'll probably be fine. You can get a long way on a tank
Well, it's about when you have the money is an important part
Yeah, but at the end of the day it does not cost you more money to keep your gas tank at half full, right?
No, it doesn't cuz you're driving and unless you're driving a long way to get the gas,
but like you're still driving the same amount,
you're just stopping off a little more.
Yeah.
Empty gas cans ended up crucial
and people who stored them were glad
and a lot of them were donated immediately.
Volunteers collected gas cans
and drove the three hour round trip
to fill them up with gas several times a day.
You should learn the range of your vehicle.
Newer cars will tell you automatically, but if not, it's not super hard to figure out
your gas mileage.
You have to like look at your mileage when you fill it up and do some division and shit
and find out the size of your fuel tank and your gas mileage and you'll know whether or
not you have enough gas to reach an area.
Especially if you're doing disaster relief, you never want to do disaster relief if you
can't get out of the situation yourself because then
you're a fucking asshole because then you are just actually another person who
needs relief. Communications, as this show covered last week, were one of the
hardest hit areas of preparedness in this crisis. There were ham radio
operators doing stuff, but a lot of my activist and anarchist friends with
Baofangs, which are these cheap ham radios,
struggled to get them to work well during the storm due to the mountains, water in the air, lack of repeaters.
And frankly, that ham radios are really goddamn complicated.
And not everyone has fully up on exactly how it works at that moment, right?
Yeah.
And this has put a fire under them to get better at it,
but especially in the mountains,
repeaters need to be a part of a radio communications plan.
People with satellite phones are some of the only people
in communication at the beginning.
I was curious about and did not find any information about
whether or not the new iPhone satellite texting.
I wanted to ask about that.
I didn't find anyone who used it.
Okay, I found it to be less reliable
than what I have is Garmin inReach.
I pay for it.
Yeah.
And it works real well.
Used it in the Derriere Gap.
I've used it again.
Okay.
On every continent, apart from Antarctica.
So you would say that the iPhone
doesn't replace the Garmin inReach in terms of?
Well, the iPhone only works in North America. so for me and my model, then absolutely not.
Like it didn't work in Panama, Central America, I guess. So yeah, no, for me, the InReach has been
faster. It's also another device that's not your cell phone. And like sometimes, you know, the
device that you're playing Angry Birds on, and then you run out of battery or whatever,
it's useful to have a device which is only for emergencies,
which lasts for two weeks if you charge it up.
Yeah, when I leave mine off and so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if you're getting one for that purpose,
I would say that the bigger InReach is better.
There's InReach Mini and Mini 2.
Again, I used the Mini for about eight years, I think.
I eventually destroyed it and got it warranted replaced with a Mini 2, again, I used the Mini for about eight years, I think, I eventually destroyed
it and got it warranted a place with a Mini 2.
The bigger one allows you to type on the device.
The Mini 2 sending any kind of message without a cell phone to do the input is a real bastard.
But this, it's just like, remember when you used to do predictive text and you do like
one was ABC to, yeah, it's like that.
Okay.
Yeah, I have the in-reach too.
And I've only proof of concept of it.
I'm often driving around with places
where I could break that down in the middle of nowhere.
Actually, I broke down yesterday about three miles
from where I lose cell service
in the mountains that I live in.
Oh, that could have been rough.
I know.
I also broke down in an auto mechanic shop.
I got real lucky with what was otherwise
a real bad situation.
If you're getting an inReach Mini,
this is my soapbox,
don't trust the crappy little carabiner it comes with.
Buy a small locking, DMM makes a tiny locking carabiner.
It's an important thing to lose it
because you didn't want to spend 10 bucks on a carabiner
would be a bad day.
You mentioned this.
I'll end up doing this because I trust you because your users more than mine.
Mine just is like clipped to my hiking bag, but it hasn't.
Yeah.
Inherently and unlocking and unlocking carabine.
You want to be using a locker for something that's like an essential safety.
No, that makes sense.
Threadlock the little.
Yeah.
It uses, I think a Torx or an Allen. Threadlock that bad boy in.
Okay.
You're good to go.
I know that Starlink doesn't work very well during storms.
There's this method of internet called Starlink
that's owned by someone who I don't like and wouldn't like me
because I'm a trans person.
But Starlink is not incredibly reliable during storms.
I know that because I live remote and use Starlink.
I'm talking on Starlink right now.
It does not work great during storms.
But after the storm passed and when cell service was still out, a restaurant with Starlink
was where many people first were able to reach their loved ones.
That's cool.
And so that is a thing to know.
It is a fairly reliable service, frankly.
Same deal in the Darien, actually. That's how migrants are first able to contact their loved ones and let them know that they're safe.
Yeah.
It's an indigenous village where someone has a Starlink.
Unless you personally piss off a particular billionaire, in which case he will personally turn it off for you.
Yeah, great.
Everyone I talked to had a regular AMFM weather, blah, blah, blah radio at home, which is you. Yeah, great. Everyone I talked to had a regular like AM, FM, weather,
blah, blah, blah radio at home, which is great. Yeah. People should have radios in their homes.
Radio was the main mechanism that the city used to broadcast information about various threats,
like evacuations of regions threatened by the destruction of dams or the contamination in the
water. However, how you charge them is, you know, I fortunately had some D batteries in my van
to give to someone because...
Oh, wow.
That's old school.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
Some of my stuff I brought like in case someone I knew needed and some stuff I just like brought
to give away.
Yeah.
And my like stash of batteries was just like came with me in case anyone needed, you know?
Yeah.
You can get wind up weather radios.
I have one.
Yeah, no, totally.
That's actually, I dislike most all in one gadgets
for survival. But the wind up radio with the little shitty solar panel is one of the ones
that I'm like, no, that's, they're 30 to 50 bucks and they work. Yeah. And you don't need
much power to listen to a radio, you know? No, there are whole parts of the world where
wind up weather radios are how people get their information. Yeah, it makes sense. For
travel. most people
still got around by vehicle just with limited gas, though I saw more than the usual number
of people walking or biking, pulling trailers or wagons. As a general rule, consider floodwaters
to be impassable and do not attempt to drive through them. Interestingly, electric cars
do better in floods than gas engines because if water gets into the air intake of a gas engine,
the engine will stall.
And usually it's people with giant pickup trucks
who overestimate the capabilities of their vehicles
who go out and do this.
When I got my truck and I was like, I'm a prepper,
I'm gonna get those like bull bars
or the front cage things or whatever.
And then I looked into it and I read about it
and they just murder people.
Yeah, as someone who rides a bicycle a lot,
those things do not like.
It's already bad that pickup trucks are so gigantic,
but if you add one of those things
to the front of your car, front of your truck,
you're just gonna, and you have to think about it.
Are you more likely to need to push broken down cars
during the end of the world or accidentally hit a pedestrian
with your vehicle that is taller than a child?
Yeah.
And I would guess for most people, including me,
I am more likely to accidentally hit a pedestrian.
So I ran that through my cost benefit analysis
and I do not have one of those things on my truck.
Yeah.
I could imagine a world is like low, low, low on my list of priorities.
Like one day I'm gonna get one and I'm gonna keep it in my garage.
And then it's like, yeah, and the world has ended and I'm gonna put it on my truck in case I need to push cars out of the way.
Yeah.
With the 350 miles I can drive my truck before it's useless.
Yeah.
Yeah, using all that gas you stored.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That totally lasts a long time.
Anyway, one of the problems of electric vehicles
with flooding that I think we're starting to see,
I think these videos were from Ashford,
I'm not certain, is that electric vehicles,
if they are underwater for long enough,
especially with salt water,
this is less of a North Carolina
and more of a coastal thing.
The salt water can cause fires if it hits the battery long enough.
Don't drive through floodwater and floods in the mountains are particularly
fast moving as compared to like coastal area floods where the water might be
still and staying around.
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
On the other hand, fast moving floodwater goes away faster and on its own.
Yeah.
So yeah, with gravity.
Don't cycle through it.
I've cycled through a couple of, uh, rivers.
Uh, once in Iceland, it just picked up the bike from underneath me.
And it's like not an optimal situation to be swimming down a river,
chasing after a bicycle in Iceland.
Yeah.
I don't want to do that.
Yeah.
Avoid famously warm place.
Iceland.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
Only a hundred kilometers from the
nearest place I could rewarm myself. It's a great day. Roads were washed away in
many places while many many more were blocked by downed trees. Improper chainsaw
use is one of the leading causes of injuries and disasters. Oh I bet. Proper
use of chainsaws has been absolutely essential. Although there were reports of people who self-rescued with with handsaws. Yeah. And you know. Yeah. You got time and
people and you got a handsaw and there's a tree in your way you can get through
it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Don't be like the guy of maybe Margaret Saw this didn't there's
some like homesteader on X.com who I've started war with. Yeah. Because he's
lying. He's not like I'm sorry
This guy's don't braid their hair both of them have long hair and they don't braid it
Yeah, I do not believe that they work outside regularly if they don't braid their hair. Yeah, your hair will get caught in shit
Yeah, and it'll just tangle it is not worth it. The reason rural people with long hair wear their hair in braids
Yeah, it's forget it keeps it out the way. Yeah
Yeah, I would say that if you have a saw,
keep it, you know, keep it in reasonable condition. The old saw has been kicking around your shed and
it's rusty and blunt. Yeah. You know, likewise the old chainsaw. So don't be dragging that out. Yeah.
You haven't used it for a while. That said, one of the things I was expecting but wasn't true,
because I brought down a generator that I didn't know if worked, right? And I was like, what a
jerk move. Because if I was going down to like, there's like ten people and I'm like, don't worry. I'm here to rescue you
I've got a generator. I don't know if works. That's not so great. Yeah, right
There's a hundred thousand people who live in Asheville
There was the Asheville tool library and the Western North Carolina repair cafe holed up outside the anarchist bookstore
fixing generators and chainsaws. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Hero shit.
And it was great. Of all the various generators people brought,
I was like, I don't know if this one works, and they added gas and it worked.
And so I was like, I brought the best shitty generator, you know?
Yeah. But no, sometimes things can be handy.
And knowing how to fix things is always useful.
And there are people around with more specialized skills.
You don't have to learn to do everything. No. For example, chainsawing is a specialized skill. I own
a bunch of devices that are scary and dangerous and some of them are guns and one of them
is a table saw. Yeah. And the chainsaw is the most likely to hurt me. Yeah, for sure.
And I've been to a chainsaw class, I'm very glad.
Cutting a downed tree is an entirely different skill
than cutting a live tree or a standing tree
because of the way that tension works.
And I cannot teach you this over,
well, you might already know it,
but don't listen to a podcast to learn how to do it.
Go to a class.
Yeah, pay someone to teach you
and get the right protective stuff.
Yeah, absolutely.
Proper protective trousers and things.
Yeah.
Also never cut up trees woven with power lines
without asserting that the power line is dead.
As for how to ascertain it,
I asked someone who was on a chainsaw crew
how to ascertain it and he didn't know.
So they just avoid those ones.
Yeah, I mean, Maine's power is not a joke.
Yeah.
People have been reaching the more isolated communities out there by hiking, by ATV, by
dirt bike, by helicopter, and most famously by a string of pack meals.
There are a lot of ways that people have been getting help to people.
This doesn't mean you need to go out and buy a helicopter, Mark.
No, just get a bill.
You don't even need to Google how much a helicopter is, Margaret.
I wonder how much a helicopter is.
Anyway, and then there was one tool and tool set that a lot of my friends have that as
of yet has had more or less no use in responding to this crisis.
And that is guns.
I figured it might be.
This is interesting for a few reasons.
One is that North Carolina is a pretty gun friendly state.
It's also a pretty culture war-ass state. Where I live in West Virginia, people don't...
I mean, yeah, you see the Punisher's Skull every now and then or whatever, but like overall
people are like, I don't know, we're all just trying to live. You know?
In Western North Carolina, you have intense tensions between strong pockets of blue and
red, right?
And a lot of people on both sides of that are armed.
I have a North Carolina concealed carry permit myself.
I'm not anti-gun, but it was not what was wanted or needed.
Yeah. If food stays scarce long enough down there, I would expect some people might be doing some out of season survival hunting.
But I haven't even heard rumors of that yet. There have been occasional rumors of
robberies and the occasional rumors of Nazi activity in the areas and I believe
both have happened. But there has been nothing widespread and so far there
hasn't even been a need for community defense organizations. By and large, the
culture war is on pause. And I'm grateful.
I like getting along with people.
Yeah, no, it's much more fun than shooting at them.
Yeah, yeah.
Like talk about shared interests, like guns.
Yeah, I've had some positive discussions with people who don't pause.
They're probably aligned with me because we both enjoy old guns.
And it is not to say that firearms are not a useful skill set for different threat models
within the apocalypse, but it has improved particularly useful so far in this particular
crisis and I think overall, I would put this at an overrated skill and an overrated tool.
Yeah.
And definitely an overrated way to spend a shit ton of money.
Oh my God.
Yeah. no.
One magazine of bullets is a movie that you can go see at the theater.
Yeah. Or like...
A dinner.
And I'm saying this, yeah, I'm looking at like, what's that? One, two, three, four.
Like maybe 12 ammunition cans full of ammunition.
Mainly I buy that because I like to go shoot clay pigeons and, uh, then
targets and stuff and I buy them when it's cheap.
But also if you have a gun, you should know how to use it.
Otherwise you're dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like don't be, uh, don't be buying a gun and then loading it and storing it and
not knowing how to use it, then you're a liability.
Yeah.
But like, I also have a bunch of lentils and like, in just in terms of
preparedness, buy the lentils first.
Totally more useful, way more useful in this circumstance and this circumstance is more
likely than most. And one thing almost everyone I talked to was happy about, no one was sad
about just, it just came up. Everyone was happy that they had extra to share. A random
woman who showed up to get water at the anarchist bookstore saw what was happening
and turned and told me like, oh, I have a chainsaw.
I don't really use.
Should I bring it here?
And the answer is yes.
And everyone is happy when we give things to each other.
That's the thesis of the other podcast episode I did this week is that when you give stuff
to someone, it's good for both of you.
You just literally are both happier.
Yeah, without a doubt.
And like, I remember when my house flooded, I think I was 17, 18, something like that.
My little sister and I were at home and I remember at first being like, Oh no,
back in the day, you know, we had a TV that was relatively flat.
It was probably six inches thick still, you know, but we thought it was shit.
And then being like, Oh no, this TV that was so cool is being destroyed.
And then immediately being like, my neighbors are in their eighties and
fuck the TV.
Yeah.
Like, and we got our neighbors and there was one house in our village.
It was on a hill.
Everyone in our village went to the house on the hill.
We had a great time.
Yeah.
Like we hung out and everyone was so much happy and not having to
go through that shit alone.
Yeah. And they would have been sitting in the house watching all this stuff wash away
Yeah, we stayed there for a couple of days and then we went home and it was fine. Well
That's what I got I thought it was gonna be 30 minutes and then I forgot I was gonna talk about gear with my friend James where we both
Separately off Mike often do this for hours at a time
Yeah separately off Mike often do this for hours at a time yeah and so nerds go out
and get yourself three days to three weeks worth of food and water slowly
build it up go out and talk to your neighbors figure out who they are and is
gonna be okay yeah main reason is gonna be okay is we all die eventually anyway
but like it's gonna be okay yeah we're gonna take care of each other as best we
can yeah it's what we do. Got anything you want, Plug?
I guess this is your podcast.
Yeah, I mean, participate in mutual aid anyway, because then you have the structures to help
yourself and other people when you need them.
Like, if things went shit here tomorrow, I could communicate with my border friends,
because we use ham radios, and we could help one another, because we use ham radios and we could help one another because we already engage in the helping of people and we organize horizontally because it
is better and that way it doesn't matter if the person who is quote-unquote in
charge isn't here because no one's in charge. Yep, totally. So do anarchism. If
you want to support Asheville and the relief efforts there and the surrounding
areas financially there's a million different small organizations
that could absolutely use your help.
But the two that I think we've been shouting out a lot
on the show and I can personally vouch for very strongly
is Appalachian Medical Solidarity
and Mutual Aid Disaster Relief.
And both of those are volunteer organizations.
All the little money, all the money you send
is gonna buy people stuff.
And if you are within a day's drive
of Western North Carolina,
there might be a hub collecting things.
Don't bring them your old sweaters.
Bring them stuff that people want.
You could ask them and they'll tell you.
And that's what I got.
That's what I got to plug.
I will talk to you all some other time
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Welcome to iQadap here, a podcast about ICE training desk squads I guess I'm your host via Wong I guess I don't know if
formerly or better is the correct word but sometimes also known as the ice must be destroyed girl so
I'm mad about this one and with me is someone else who's extremely mad about the existence of
ice which is James yep I'm here I'm mad as always I guess just another Monday
Yeah, this shit sucks. This does suck. Yeah, you know, I had this realization
I get this on Twitter a lot where I realized that there are people who don't know what ice is
Because they're like they're not from the US or they're like, yeah
So ice is immigration and customs enforcement's are the the shortest description of what they are is that they are
Yeah, so ISIS immigration and customs enforcement are the the shortest description of what they are is that they are one of the like four
American border Gestapo's yeah the number of agencies under DHS is fucking god fling They're constantly rebranding every time they they have a scandal or they kill too many people
But yeah, ice is kind of their flagship evil program
Yeah, and they like they do raids on fucking houses, they do raids
on businesses, they suck. Like if you vaguely remember there was a whole bunch of protests
in like 2018 over this stuff and that was mostly anti-ice stuff. Yeah if someone's getting deported
it's ICE for the most part doing it like yeah they also run detention centers where people go
for the most part doing it. They also run detention centers where people go,
they work with Jeff Bezos on deporting people.
Oh my fucking God.
Okay, I just remembered a story.
I had a flashback to standing in a protest,
a very, very large protest in 2018.
This is one of the big pro-immigrant rallies.
And in this fucking protest,
I saw a thing for this group called Heartland Alliance.
Now, people who probably don't, outside of Chicago,
probably don't know what this is.
The Heartland Alliance runs like
fucking child prison facilities, like for ICE.
Cool.
And they were at this protest against ICE.
Fucking, it was the worst.
That shit was terrible.
This whole thing is all extremely bad
But what we've been learning more details about recently is this program called
Citizens academies, which is run by ices homeland security investigations. I didn't think HSI was under ice
I thought HSI was a different branch of DHS. I might be wrong, but they used to be
Under ice as far as I know and then they became HSI was a different branch of DHS. I might be wrong, but they used to be Under ice as far as I know and then they became HSI
Okay
I might be wrong about that because the stuff that I was reading was saying that they are still part of ice
But they might not be it's also possible that it's literally has gone back and forward multiple times
Yeah, yeah, this is be a crank things fucking suck
Um HSI also does like a lot of the times
there's some of the people who like do like physically
the people on the ground doing a raid will be HSI.
Like fucking storm troopers or whatever.
Yeah, they do arrests.
Often they appear in like these joint counterterrorism
tasks for task forces.
Like when they, especially when they're doing stuff
with like drugs and that kind of thing.
Yeah.
The civilian academies are
I think really the the only way you can describe them even though this is not how it's being described
Really is that they're training random people to like become death squads. Yeah, it's
What's interesting is like the protest that you talked about seem to have been the sort of reason that they started this program, right?
Yeah, we need to rewind this a little bit because they started in the US as a reaction
to those protests, like specifically as like a PR thing.
But the original versions of these programs started in Puerto Rico under Obama.
Look, we don't give Obama anything like enough shit, right?
Like fucking Obama just like in terms of killing people,
in terms of deporting people, fucked up human being.
Yeah, he was the deporter in chief and like part of what's sort of brutal
about the Obama administration is like a lot of his support had been
from like the huge undocumented movement, could like peak to like 2006 and he comes in on this and then just fucking to torture everyone
Yeah, I stand the crutch to every time. Yeah, we're seeing this again with Biden, right?
It's like it's the same sort of process and under under Obama these these programs start there
They're specifically as you're talking about they're specifically supposed to be these like training programs are supposed to be for community
oh, okay, so this is and this is one of these things was like this is what they say that it's for and
Given what they're doing. I don't know how much I believe them
What they're what they say that it's for is it's because there's been all of these anti ice
Things like I mean, there's lots of people who now are like don't say shit about ice
Who like like AOC hasn't fucking said anything about abolishing ICE in like half a decade, right?
And she ran on that. Yeah, of course. Yeah, because of how powerful those social movements were
I mean, there's like Shane McEwie or whatever the fuck guy
Whose whole thing was abolish ICE and then he became a Democratic staffer now
He never talks about it again, and he's like by my absolute mortal nemesis. Like I will face at the end of days.
I will destroy his fucking traitorous ass.
Yeah.
Many, many, many such cases.
But yeah, like, and I think probably peak like anti-ice sentiment was in the Trump
era, right?
When people, people started to look at immigration as the way that like people
have immigrant communities and diaspora see it, right?
Which is this thing that tears families apart that destroys communities that rips children from their parents
Yeah, and people obviously recognized it was bad and then
Biden got in and the Democrats had to do this like kind of cover your eyes and turn away thing where they continue to do
The same shit kids and cages are good now. Yeah
Yeah, some cages great democratic kids and cages incredible. What if no cages?
What do we just leave them out in the fucking mountains and James friend have to feed them beans or winter?
Yeah, but the thing is in 2017 2018. It's not entirely clear that
The Democrats are gonna swing that way
No
And so you get these programs and what's interesting about them,
and so a lot of this is coming from,
there's a very, very good piece by
Boricio Guerrero in Documented,
who got a bunch of FOIA documents about this program
and what they were actually doing.
Yeah.
And one of the things that he discovers about this
is that it's like a lot of rich guys.
Mm-hmm. Like it's something like really rich. It's also, it's like a lot of rich guys. Mm hmm.
Like it's, it's something like really rich.
It's also, it's a lot of like bank employees.
Yeah.
That was a funny one.
Almost there.
I guess kind of it got through like that little social circle or whatever.
Yeah.
And like, there's this sort of feed in program that, that sends people into this.
And I actually, I realized I had vaguely known about these, but didn't quite
understand how bad it was because we didn't have a bunch of the documents we have now. But this was
a big thing in Chicago in 2021, where there was a proposal to open one of these things. It's like
training centers for these like, fucking people. And you know, 2021 was still in Chicago, there was
still like, like there's a protest stuff going on because I mean, there's, you know, 2021 was still in Chicago. There was still like,
like there's some protest stuff going on because,
I mean, there's, you know, like 2020 hadn't quite faded yet.
And there was also like our cops.
We've talked about this a couple of times on the show,
but like shot a fucking 14 year old, like,
yeah, it just fucking murdered him cold blood.
And the protests were bad enough that like,
even Lori Lightfoot was like, like, fuck this.
Like, this is this Trump ice stuff
We can't let them do it
This was back with these when like these people like the Democrats are sort of pretending that they didn't like all of these like federal
Deportation machine things but the things that we have now are
We have the actual this is like I think with public was valuable part of this whole thing is that we actually have a bunch of the
Documents now of what they were showing people. Yeah
I'd love to see the fucking foyer fight for this because I have
foyered the Department of Homeland Security a lot and getting and like I have a foyer out right now regarding the
CBP one and the fact that it doesn't work on non apple phones and that they very clearly know this right
If I know it they know it and I would love to know if that was
From the outset that I knew and they just didn't give a fuck like I would like to see those emails regarding
It doesn't work on samsung. Uh, I think I think they got it from a court order
Okay, so they they went to court to get yeah. Yeah, every like people Freedom Information Act is great
It only works if you have a lawyer who's prepared to sue over it like that is yep
The especially with DHS you're just not like yeah, I've got stuff that I found in 2020
Let's kick it down can down the road like yeah, I to get it. But yeah, kudos to them for doing it. Yeah. It's so hard. If you are a First
Amendment lawyer, hit me up. Yeah. But okay, so the shit that's in this, one of
these things, the first page of this is maybe the most deranged chart I have
ever seen in anything, which is it is a picture of a naked human body is the front and back of it, right?
And they've labeled all of the parts of the body by, and they've been, so we only
have a black and white version of this, but they've, they've been, they've been
labeled by how effective it is to hit someone there with a baton.
Yeah.
And they're like green in the actual document. They're green, yellow and red, I guess.
And then it says like reasoning for the red one.
I'll just read it.
Highest level of resultant trauma.
Injury tends to range from serious to long lasting rather than temporary and may include
unconsciousness, serious bodily injury, shock or death.
So I guess like it's saying like,'t hit them in the in the red area
No, that's the thing. That's the thing. They're not saying that it's just saying these your options
Yeah, is it what so part of this is supposed to be part of like a force escalation thing
But the point of this is that it is actually like they're trying to explain force escalation and their thing is that like yeah
You actually can do this
You can only do this if you're laying like the highest level of force escalation or whatever
Okay, any of you have ever been around a cop you know when those people jump to the highest level of force escalation at like yeah
Oh fucking again. We have literally seen an acorn drop and it caused people to do this right?
And so it's a what they're what they're teaching these people
This is like I think like genuinely horrifying is like yeah
They are teaching these people like the specific technical details of how you like fucking
Mame someone with a baton. Yeah, I meant to reading the force escalation
And they actually did physical training right like I think they did weapons training
I think they did a bunch of a bunch of simulation kind of exercises
And then if you um, if you scroll down, This is like a PowerPoint for those listening at home
They gave an overview of like use of force to include a bunch of Supreme Court cases
I think that's Supreme Court cases are certainly yeah Supreme Court cases
About use of force none of these apply to you as a civilian, you know
Like if you're a sworn law enforcement officer, I guess I'm not entirely sure what
the use case for civilian baton training is, aside from like...
Well, I mean, my guess, and this is the way I've been looking at this program, is that
this is a thing partially being designed for PR, but it's partially also being designed
to create parabilitaries that if you're in a situation like 2020
but about the border for example you suddenly have all of these people that
you could just fucking call up because like part of what's going on with this
to record you remember like actually I guess it is funnily enough like we are
the only two of the four hosts who didn't end up having to deal with
fucking Bortac getting deployed in Portland in 2020.
But Bortac is Border Patrol's like SWAT teams, basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Their stated reason is like, oh, so this is so you understand what it's like to like be
one of these people.
How hard it is to be a cop and...
But like, I think the actual reason again is so that you could, you're training a bunch
of people who you can just sort of call up and be like
we need a bunch of people to come like
fucking Obliterate a bunch of like protesters or whatever help them do mass deportations
Yeah
Which is another thing because like part of what this is too is like they're teaching them to do like raids on houses
Right and like how do how do like physically fucking deport people?
So this is yeah, like like trump era ice, which were there were open discussions of how many
people can we deport?
How much will it cost?
How easy will it be?
Yeah.
And like right now, like Trump is like his big one of his big things is mass deportations.
But I think people don't realize that the only reason that this stuff didn't happen
under Trump was that pushback to it was so enormous.
Yeah, that like, there are Democrats now
who are screaming about the border,
who in like 2018 were like,
sanctuary cities, ice can't do raids here.
And sometimes that was sure, sometimes it wasn't.
But like there was real systemic pushback to this.
And I think like we're heading to a place
where there isn't the kind of reaction to this anymore, where this can get really, really scary really quickly.
And these are the kinds of programs that you would need in order to just do actual mass deportations is that like, yeah, like ICE doesn't have enough people.
Like they have a lot of people, but they don't have enough people to deport like several million people.
You need people like this. Yeah.
And the scale of this program was kind of small
But this is something that can be scaled up, right? Yeah to train extremely large numbers of people like fairly quickly
Yeah, you know what it reminds me of Mia products and services and support this podcast. It does. Yeah
All right, I hope you enjoyed this product, since we're back. Let's go to the other thing they were fucking doing.
Oh yeah, this mole.
Jesus wept.
So I want a quote from the article.
Quote, Documents also contain presentations on how to shoot a gun, point at targets, and
stand in position to fire.
The shooting practices include military-style rifles.
Likewise, a training in Atlanta organized drills to shoot at human-like manakers and fire M4 assault
rifles employed exclusively by the military. The training also included ISIS guidelines for use of
force, encompassing deadly force. One presentation suggests yelling, drop the gun as potential cover
when employing lethal force against someone. So, they're telling, and this is specifically supposed to be a thing like,
oh, if you're in plain clothes, like you fucking yell police and yell,
drop your gun and then you shoot them, and this is how you get away with it.
So like, they are straight up teaching people how to murder people.
Like, how to get away with murder. That's what's happening here.
Yeah, wild. Yeah the
Like the government's offered firearms trading for civilians
That's kind of what the NRA wasn't a government initiative, but like yeah, this is not that this is not like no
I would broadly be in favor of the government funding free gun safety classes for people because I seen some shit with
You know like that would be one of the useful things yeah, but this is not that
No, and like and like the reason those specific classes like don't look like that anymore
It's because and I've talked about this in in so the episodes on
MLK assassination is like well
Yeah
When the government taught a bunch of people how to use rifles those people use those rifles to like fight the cops in the streets
Yeah, right. Yeah, now they're all this insane shit
That's like teaching people how to get away with murder of their cop. Like I want to read a PowerPoint slide from
that from that thing because it's the most deranged thing I've ever seen.
Have you read the Graham versus Connor one because it's one of the more powerful uses
of passive voice I've ever seen. Oh no, I haven't seen that yet. Let me read that while
you look for yours. This one is just incredible instance of
cop speak. Graham, diabetic, asked friend to drive him to convenience store for juice.
Good cop sentences here. Ran in and out of store, officer observed the suspicious activity. What
suspicious activity, dear listener? I don't know. We're left to imagine. Investigative stop made and Graham was handcuffed. By whom? Doesn't say. Weird. Graham received multiple injuries during the encounter with police.
Someone gave him the fucking injuries. Was it the cop?
It's just an incredible use of passive voice here throughout.
Yeah, there's this great tweet that was like the US has a
passive voice and an active voice and a special exonerative voice
that's only used for police shootings. Yeah, that is real. It gets the exonerative voice.
Yeah, Israel's in the greater cop nation. Yeah. Yeah, like also one of the things that I don't think people understand about the Supreme Court is like if you think that like Supreme Court rulings about abortions are bad
like and they are right but like if you think those things are bad look up the
Supreme Court cases about police use of force you will get you will get nine-o
decisions with like all of like fucking like like fucking Thurgood Marshall
will be signing on to like a nine-o thing where he says that cops have the
right to just like shoot you in the back of the head because if they couldn't shoot you in the back of the head like that you the police couldn't function
It's it's fucking deranged like the kind of shit. They have okay. I want to read. I want to read this slide
It's amazing. It's just a giant letter. It says survival
And then there's like bullet points and the bullet points are never give up never concede defeat. I will not die this way
I must go home to my family how you trade is how you will fight
Just imagining like the beginning of the person who I go to at the bank when I need to take out large amounts of cash
To go on one of my work trips
Learning that I will not die this way
to learning that I will not die this way. Yeah.
Okay, so that's basically what I have about this program other than the bleak note that
on a PR level, these people won, right?
They didn't win because of anything they did.
They won because the Democrats decided that they fucking hated immigrants and because
views of integration are largely driven by by party politics or driven by what your party
tells you about immigrants
like yeah all the support that had been built in the late 2010s has evaporated and yeah even like
i did a thing for my patreon yesterday that just then made me think of this like i was trying to
just do a sort of listing of joe biden's immigration policies? From 2021 to present. And like 2021, 2022, I was selling stories to NBC,
to Slate, to the nation, right?
About Haitian migration, about Title 42,
about remain in Mexico,
about special immigrant visas for Afghans.
And after 2022, you don't even get a response to your email.
The same shit keeps happening.
2023 is the end of Title 42, right?
It's when we see the beginning of outdoor detention,
arguably the most heinous shit
that the Biden administration has done.
And it's done some pretty heinous shit.
I mean, genocide is worse, evidently,
but on the border, this is the worst.
Yeah, some of it's worse domestic policy
and you just can't tell stories.
Literally every time I post about this on Twitter, people will be like,
what the fuck? Why didn't I read about this?
Because an editor made a choice that they didn't matter,
that the people out there in the cold, the wind and the rain didn't matter
and that they don't have rights because AOC or Joe Biden or Kamala Harris
decided that that was how it was going to be.
And apparently every corporate media
outlet just kind of stepped in line and went, yeah, fuck him, we don't care anymore. Yeah.
It's pretty bad. Yeah, they've achieved their stated aim and they're now moving on to their
unstated aim, which is mass deportations.
All right, we're back.
Everything I know about the program that you were about to talk about comes from you and
that is...
Oh boy, it's not good.
All right, so I'm going to read you a small story Mia, and then we're going to talk about
whether or not it's a good idea for the Border Patrol to have programs for children.
Okay, I'm going to give a content
warning for sexual assault of children. Just in case you don't want to listen to this.
In August of this year, Aaron Mitchell, a former CBP agent, was found guilty of a federal civil
rights violation and also kidnapping. On April the 25th, 2022 in Douglas, Arizona, Mitchell found a
15-year-old girl waiting for school
to begin.
And for this next part, I'm just going to read directly from the Department of Justice
Presser.
He introduced himself as a law enforcement officer and asked for her papers.
Next, after flashing his police badge and credentials, Mitchell ordered the child into
his car and explained that he was taking her to the police station.
Instead, Mitchell drove the car miles away from her school,
pulled over and restrained her hands and feet with two pairs of handcuffs.
The victim testified that, after being handcuffed, the defendant told her to do everything he said
because he didn't want to have to hurt her. I'm not going to describe the next part in detail.
He repeatedly sexually assaulted this young woman in his apartment, then returned her to the middle
school where he had abducted her and reminded her not to tell anyone. Fortunately, she immediately
reported the abduction to her friends, family members and multiple law enforcement agencies.
During an interview with the police, the defendant exclaimed that the victim had better hope
I don't get out of here.
Which is an insane thing to say when you're being interviewed by the police.
Yeah.
He also Googled several times for how long does it take to smother someone.
And he Googled a lot about sexual assault, how to stop someone from screaming.
It's some of the darkest shit you're ever going to read yet.
Oh my God.
This is one of the relatively few instances of a Border Patrol agent actually being convicted
of sexual assault.
Sexual assault is a massive fucking problem in the Border Patrol.
And the fact that it's such a big problem and people get away with it is why we get
shit that is horrific like the incident that I have just related to you, right?
In 2019, I don't know if you remember this, but there was a ProPublica thing about this
Facebook group, which had 9,500 agents in it.
The Facebook group, they posted videos of migrant deaths, dead children and rape fantasies,
as well as doctored images, including images of AOC.
At the time, Carla provost, the Border Patrol chief condemned the group as inappropriate.
Shortly thereafter, the intercept revealed that she had been a member of it for years.
Yep. Just classic stuff, right? Yep. Border Patrol has consistently failed to hold its offices to
account for rape. Yeah. And like, if you want to read more about this, Jen Budd, she's been on the
show before, is the person to go to about this. I'm also going to include in the show notes links to a story about a Border Patrol agent
who was sexually assaulted at the Academy, which I know is a thing that is not unique to her.
This is a problem. Border Patrol is 95% male at this point. They call the women the fierce 5%.
It's like, it's probably the most like gender biased of the federal agencies.
Like border patrol agents by and large, like do not do well around women.
And this is something I've observed.
This is something other volunteers have observed.
Like it's such a like masculine agency, I guess.
And they just don't encounter women in a professional capacity very often.
So I think with this in mind, I want to talk about the border patrol explorers, right?
Oh, it's a youth program that teaches kids the skills of a patrol
agent from as young as 14.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah.
What's really weird, there's been very little coverage.
The two places I would send people, these will be in the notes, would be
Morley music, write a really good piece in the nation and Todd Miller's
book Border Patrol Nation which is a book that everyone should read I think
really like details the beginning of how Border Patrol became what it is today.
Those are really two of the very few places you'd read about it. The training
that they do is insane. They'll learn firearms drills, they learn to do checkpoints, they learn to make arrests.
I'm going to read from an interview from Molly Musick's piece.
Fabian explained why his post would practice shooting.
Sometimes, and then this is in parentheses, undocumented migrants are not compliant when we find them.
He said, they paid all this money to get here to start another life. They're just not going to give up when they see us. Some would fight back. Some would
be compliant. Maybe they tried to kill you or threaten you. Sometimes they pick up an
element, a rock lying around, anything, and that can be used to kill you. This is not
stuff that 14 year olds should be reckoning with, right?
Yeah, this is also like, I know people have done the like connect the border
to Palestine thing so much that it's like hackneyed but like, that is straight up, that
could be lifted from a press release, like from the IDF. Yeah, yeah. About why they shot
someone. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I mean, you shouldn't be teaching anyone this, you
especially shouldn't be teaching 14 year olds. Yeah. That someone might throw a rock at them
and that's a reasonable way to pull out a gun and shoot them
Yeah, like if you beg that into your mind at 14
I would argue that makes you very unsuitable to carry a gun in public later in life
Kids start out by doing this kind of boot camp style
Academy and then they they pretty much begin doing stuff like drill PT
They practice conducting vehicle stops and tracking Border Patrol on their website, they
claim to have more than 700 explorers spread over 28 posts
around the country. It's very hard to find anything about them.
Like it's not something that they talk about a great deal. You
have to sort of apply. I looked at how one would apply this one
is San Ysidro, right? You sort of fill out this form and you
get some kind of clearance.
And then I'm guessing they're checking that people are eligible to be
hired by Border Patrol, right?
But if there is data on how many of these kids go on to be hired by BP,
I haven't found it, but I did find one, I think this is again from
Molly Musick's piece, one extremely amusing incident.
The Douglas Arizona chapter of the explorers teamed up with a local high
school drama club and they had the kids play migrants in roleplay scenarios.
Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
Many of these people will themselves be like first generation or like,
Ah!
Wild.
Anyway.
This country cannot be allowed to continue. Yeah. imagine like, what are we doing at school today?
Oh, the theatre kids are gonna get arrested by the border patrol kids.
Jesus Christ.
Some of the theatre kids got really into character.
One of them cried, I guess.
Several of them managed to avoid arrest to give the young agents a slip.
Yeah, good for them. several of them managed to avoid the arrest to give the young agents a slip.
Yeah, good for them.
And then they got told by the agents overseeing the exercise
that they'd done it wrong.
I stand by that.
Because they'd outsmarted the junior cops.
There's a story, I can't remember what fucking town it was.
In like the 50s, the army was running these
infiltration drills where they would
like have a town and they talked people the town they'd be like okay we're gonna
we're gonna like unleash like a communist subversive agent into the town
and then you're gonna help the army capture them and instead what happens
everyone is hid the agent because it's funny. I just had a great time hiding him around and stuff.
Reminds me of that. That is the American spirit. It's the people of Douglas, Arizona.
We salute you.
One of the things I found really interesting in the Morley music piece was this idea of
defensive asylum only being for criminals.
So it seems like the students learned this very binary immigration law where defensive
asylum, which is when you claim asylum as a defense against being deported, it's only
for people who are criminals versus affirmative asylum.
It's for the people who really need it or whatever.
We fast forward, making an affirmative asylum claim is extremely difficult right now.
I spoke to a hundred people who wanted to come to this country in the Darien.
Every single one of those people told me that they wanted to use CBP-1, that they wanted to do it the correct way, that they wanted to wait
their turn and do an interview.
But like every single one of those people is now reckoning with the fact that if they
can make CBP-1 work on their phone, they will wake eight or nine months in Mexico.
That is not a safe place.
If you're a woman on your own, God forbid if you're a trans woman or a gay person, like aside from like within certain communities, it's not a safe place.
I think Mexico is the second highest rate of killings of trans people anywhere in the
world. I think Brazil is maybe more.
Yeah, Brazil I think is the highest.
I don't know if that's like raw numbers because Brazil is a bigger country or if it's like
absolute percentage of the population.
My memory is that it's the rate, but I, I'm not 100% sure.
Either way that people who are coming to be safe or not to be in a place where
they're in danger and that is what they face.
Right.
And so undoubtedly some of those people who wanted to come the right way.
Well, across between ports of entry, they will surrender themselves to border
patrol and if they get surrender themselves to border patrol.
And if they get a chance to file for asylum at all, because it's a shout test now,
but there are numerous incidents that I've seen described in court cases of people
doing what sounds to me like asserting an asylum claim and not having a chance to then make their case.
If they do at all, it'll be defensive asylum.
And these are the people who are like textbook asylum places, you know, like
I am a trans person in a place where that might well be punishable by death.
De facto, if not de jure, right.
I am a political dissident in a country where my political views
would be a reason to kill me.
I am a woman from Iran who doesn't wear hijab, niqab, whatever, you know, like
these are like why asylum exists. There are lots of people who deserve our help who are not covered by these little
buckets we put people in to for asylum. But even people who are who falls like slap in
the middle of what your average Midwestern liberal dad would be like, yeah, that's an
asylum case. We should help that person. Yeah. They have to come and they file defensive asylum.
And like, that's what we're teaching.
I guess these border patrol kids at these are, these are the quote unquote bad guys.
And they're not.
And yeah, they, uh, they're doing this over 28 posts.
It's just one, I read a terrible account of a young woman who was sexually abused
by a cop in a police
explorer program. These explorer programs go all across law enforcement.
They are administered by the Boy Scouts of America. They have a serious problem
with abuse of young people. It's a serious problem and it seems like it's not getting,
I mean it does get some coverage. This piece about the agent in Douglas got some coverage, right, the piece about this cop. But like, I mean, it does get some coverage. There's this piece about the agent in Douglas got some coverage
about the piece about this cop.
But like, I mean, look, this country,
we still have the Catholic church.
Just because people abuse kids doesn't mean they get shut down.
But like, I don't, don't send your kids.
I guess you're listening to this.
You're quite unlikely to send your kids to be junior cops.
But like, I get young people living in small towns
on the border who don't have many economic opportunities.
I know those towns. I spent a lot of time in those towns. And I get that the guys who join
Border Patrol, they have big trucks, they have nice houses, right? It's one of the few areas
where economic opportunity, I get that. None of that is worth having your kid abused. And like,
I'm not saying that, of course, all of these programs
result in child abuse, they don't, but like law enforcement
explorer programs absolutely have a problem with child abuse.
And yeah, yeah.
There was a whole thing in like the last couple of years about
this happening in detention facilities in Chicago, or they're
not in detention facilities, things that were supposed to be
like migrant housing.
If that got reported, weirdly, weirdly the Chicago process has actually been pretty good on immigration stuff
But it's literally solely because they hate Brandon Johnson and Brandon Johnson's the one running it and so because of this we've actually gotten a
bunch of good
Kid reporting the accident. Yeah, yeah many such cases, but yeah like
Culture of Border Patrol is not one that you want to be introducing your child to.
Yeah, absolutely not.
You know, I would really encourage people to read Todd's book Border Patrol Nation.
Like he talks about this use of, they invented a new slur, which you know, is cool.
Good for them for expanding the English language, I guess. They call people tonks.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Some noise that makes when you hit someone on the head with your torch your flashlight. Yeah
Yeah, just really great stuff. Oh
Some of the worst people who've ever lived. Yeah, don't volunteer to be a cop. Don't do it for money either
That's what I got for you. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think that's all we've got for today. Yeah shit fucking sucks
I don't know we gave you
We gave you some less depressing
episodes but... Yeah, now we're back! We've ruined your week. Actually, I can promise
tomorrow's episode's gonna be a lot brighter than this one. Yeah, come back tomorrow to
be less horribly depressed. Yeah, I got nothing good for you coming up for the near future,
to be honest. I'm writing my thing about the Darien gap and having to take little walks outside.
Yeah.
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To the four or five of y'all in the subreddit that can't stand my voice and say I'm the
most annoying person in the cool zone, extended universe, I apologize.
My mama used to say, be who you is
cause who you ain't ain't who you is.
We're gonna talk about some things,
specifically coffee and how your children
will probably never be able to drink the coffee
that you have drank because climate change abounds.
But before we do, I'm also realizing how many singers
in the 80s was singing to teenagers, to children.
You know, the absolute banger of a song.
If I could fly, I'd pick you up.
I'd take you into the night.
Great song, right?
And show you love that you never see.
Do you know what the first lyric in that song is?
She's only 16 years old.
Leave her alone.
Unless he wasn't a teenager.
Just openly singing.
What was we thinking?
Freaking Bel Biv Devoe in Do Me Baby.
Backstage.
Underage.
Gotta look it.
I fly.
I like to do the wild thing.
Oh, you're... we're just openly singing the kids. Let me get back on topic because
not only could it happen here, it is happening here. So you may or may not
know me. I am Los Angeles born and raised. I host politics with prop on the Cool Zone Media Team.
And I am your resident coffee nerd.
And a lot of that grew out of just a natural passion for coffee,
which you will hear me gush about later.
But I think I'm going to back into this topic with,
back that thing up, with the story from a few years back.
See, a few years back, I had a chance to put out a poetry book called Terraform,
Building a Livable World.
And Terraform also had four musical EP, seven song EP's called The Sky, the Soil,
the People, and the Possibility.
And while I was working on the soil, I had a chance to partner with one of the.
I mean, really it's like, I don't know if there's a better roaster in America
called Onyx, believe it or not, in Northwest Arkansas.
And in a collab sort of coffee release we were doing in partnership with Mir, which
is a drinkware company, I'm also an ambassador for, we had a chance to go to Columbia.
And if you've been to South America or anywhere
close to the equator, it's, I mean, you're walking into the Avatar, you know, minus the aliens. It's
this raw sort of earth that us in the northern hemisphere, it's just colors of green that you just can't imagine that like our Pantone's have yet to match the type of green in a forest that
has to be a certain amount of miles above sea level for it to
grow coffee. So we fly into Bogota, we go about an hour and a
half outside of the city, which normally when you go to
origin, it's like you have to like take a rickety helicopter or traverse 12 hours into,
you know, an African jungle, which is like not the most plush riding, but it's just it's
this beautiful South American, you know, Colombian road.
And then you go up this, this small sort of windy road.
And while it's sunny, beautiful,
I don't know what the combination of indigenous African
European settlers that just made whatever combination of human
made these Colombians so beautiful, but there's not.
I mean, everyone's beautiful.
It is the most off putting how gorgeous every human is there.
Along with this plush green, you come over this hill and because of the way that this farm we're going to is
set inside in between in a small valley that's about four to five thousand feet above sea
level, there's this beautiful fog that lays over the top of this just gorgeous, gorgeous
rainforest, right?
There's a grape vineyards.
There's a few of those.
There's avocados.
There's all these just beautiful multi
instead of a monoculture.
Monoculture is a farm of just one thing.
This is a multi culture place that this crew called
La Pama
El Tuacan. That's who I was with and all this beauty and vegetation that I'm describing
Apparently 12 years ago was not a thing. This place was
the textbook like
cartoonish level example of deforestation where all of this natural beauty was cleared out for
cattle raising and the land was dead but you would never guess you would never
guess that this was ever an issue because what I'm looking at is Narnia so
this group of local born and raised brothers came up with a business plan and started restoring this land.
I can't overstate the before and after picture.
Like the land was dying.
Them with their regenerative farming practices made this a rainforest again that is now growing some of the best coffee on earth.
So anyway, we come in there. It's beautiful.
There are no words to express how beautiful this is. coffee on earth. So anyway, we come in there, it's beautiful.
Just there are no words to express how beautiful this is.
I have a song called The Soil is Sacred that I shot the video at that farm.
So if you want to just go ahead and peep that, peep that to understand this place.
This place is not only just a coffee farm, it's also a bike trail adventure place. It's a hotel.
You stay in these bungalows that are like up on sticks.
And then the shower is outdoors,
just covered around bamboo sticks that like,
he the thing and it's got like the,
what we like to call the anti-black shower heads.
You know, those are the, I don't know if y'all know this
because black people don't always like to wet our hair
in the shower.
We wash our hair much less than y'all do.
But if you got that waterfall shower head,
then that means we gotta tilt our heads back a little bit
or make sure we got a shower cap
because I don't know if you know any black women,
but you don't, don't wet my hair in the shower.
Anyway, but you're showering out there
in this just beautiful, you're in the rain forest,
you can hear the animals, it's just,
this gentle breeze is blowing,
and then around 11.30, the fall kind of clears out,
you get to sit down, you're having some breakfast,
that's just chopped up papaya and mango
that they grew right there, right?
I could see the mango tree, it's right there.
And then they'll fry up some plantain
from the plantain tree right there,
scrambling up with some eggs
from the chicken that's right there, right?
Just, it's a dream.
And as we're talking, as we're moving through this thing,
the man that runs it, who, like,
I wish I could have his baby.
It was just the most gorgeous human I've ever seen.
Just flowing, flowing coiffed hair, speaking English and Spanish.
The guy could play seven instruments at some point while we're cupping coffee.
The dude breaks into a bachata and then some cumbia and and he's just singing these Colombian folklore songs
while flipping over a bucket and playing drums.
It's just like you guys. You're in a movie.
You're in a movie. And then he casually drops.
Yeah, we only got twenty seven more of those.
I was like, twenty seven more. What?
He goes, oh, yeah, part of the mission of this farm is if we don't do
something, there is 27 harvests left. I was like, of what he goes of topsoil, coffee is going to go
extinct in 27 years. Sam talk about the possibility of a world without coffee, how we got here and what people are doing
to hopefully save the glorious being.
All right, I feel like coffee is like the perfect analogy,
the perfect one-to-one ratio for the ways
for which the global North has treated the global South,
specifically black people, which the global north has treated the global south,
specifically black people, but by and large, just it's the perfect metaphor for the raping
and pillaging of resources, including people
that has happened across the world.
So coffee originates solely from Ethiopia.
Okay, so it's already, it's black.
This is the early 1500s.
Legend is that some sheep farmers saw that their
sheep were going crazy, like just mad, mad energy
after they had ate a particular cherry.
Because again, coffee is a cherry,
which is actually a very delicious cherry, you know,
and the bean inside is not the bean,
it's the pit or the seed that's inside of the coffee cherry.
So yeah, legend is like, that's how they figured it out,
like dang, they eat these cherries and then they go crazy.
Like, I wonder if that's gonna give us strength too.
You know, so it's originally discovered in Ethiopia.
Ethiopia is the only natural place that coffee grows
and every other coffee bean across the world
was propagated from the Ethiopian one.
It only grows between the tropic of cancer
and tropic of Capricorn along the equator.
That is the only place that it naturally grows,
but because of climate change and because of you know
GMO and genetically modifying and all these different things that we've done with cross breeding and stuff like you know
we've been able to grow it in in regions that aren't
naturally the temperature and
elevation that they naturally grow in.
There are many different varietals of what we call, that's what they're called, varietals of this particular cherry or plant. But overall you can break the
species of coffee plant into three types. So you have Typica, which most people
don't drink, unless like if you have a coffee farm that you actually export
from. Like a lot of times the Typica stuff is just the stuff that you keep
for yourself. Like most coffee farmers have never actually tasted their best coffee because you ship
that off to the rest of the world to make your money.
Then there's Robustica, which is like what most of the like instant coffees made from.
Really a lot of the world actually drinks that, but it's a it's an acquired taste.
Like when you go through South America, like I know when I went to my grandmother in Lost
House, like she, you know, she boiled the water with the canela, the cinnamon sticks
and poured instant coffee in there.
And like as much of a coffee snob as I am, I'm like, that's the best.
That's one of the best cups of coffee I've ever had in my life.
You know, people always ask me, what's the best cup of coffee you ever had?
And I'm like, honestly, it's the one in your hand. That's the best cup. I feel like there's
like a bell curve, where it's like, you discover it, then you
hit this level of snobby, then you become like a, like a new
Christian about it. And you're just like, one of the
evangelize and tell everybody, and then you become just like a
theological snob. And you're just like, are you putting
cream like full extraction or die? Death over decaf? Like would become that dude and then you just come over the other end of that hump and you're just like dude
It's just coffee man, you know
So yeah, so that's Robustica
Which like I said most of the world actually drinks that and then the specialty level the one that most of us are used to
Drinking now is called Arabica.
And it's kind of like it's the top tier based on whatever subjective scale we use to say
what is the best coffee.
But the fertile band, as what we call it around the coffee industry, is this band that, you
know, kind of belts around the equator so that's
why in central and South America in certain parts of Africa and in Asia
coffee can naturally be grown. It takes a particular elevation right and you can
even follow the transatlantic slave trade you could follow the transatlantic
slave trade by following the distribution of coffee. How coffee got to the Americas transatlantic slave trade. Anyway,
there used to be this beef between Ethiopia and Yemen as to like who made coffee first because
without getting too much into nerdery, I want to stay in the narrative here. But coffee first
from Ethiopia went to Yemen. And the argument with the Yemenis is that they were the ones that grounded it
and made it into a hot drink.
So that's their argument that the Ethiopians didn't do that first.
But anybody who really knows it is like, dude, it originates in Africa.
I'd be willing to bet to that if you kind of
have developed somewhat of a palette for like a good, clean cup of coffee,
you would probably feel like Ethiopian
beans are the best. And mostly it's just because like, well, that's where it's from. And they have
like at least 100 year head start in cultivating how to make a bomb bean. As a fun aside, if you
get your hand on a Yemenis bean, it's a flavor profile you've probably never had in your life.
That's why if you ever go to a place
and they have like a Yemenis geisha,
it costs so much because Yemen has been,
with the Houthis and such like that,
have been locked into this civil war,
funded by America, Saudi Arabia, and Iran.
You know, let's tie it all together, guys.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a metaphor for everything.
Why coffee can't get exported out of Yemen is because of this civil war.
It costs so much to get coffee out of Yemen because of these, you know, wars funded by
Western countries.
Anyway, so from Yemen, it got to Turkey.
You know, this is around the time of like when the Islamic world was really the
superpower of the planet, you know, with people like Averroes, you could do your
little history on that.
And just all of the most beautiful libraries, science, history, algebra, math,
philosophy was all coming from the Muslim world.
And it was through the Muslim world that coffee got to Europe.
So at first, Europe wouldn't drink coffee because they thought it was Muslim.
That's what the dirty little brown folks is doing, right?
Until it got to Belgium, which is one of the funnest stories to me, again,
as coffee remaining this metaphor for the suffering of people of color everywhere.
So anyway, remember, Europe is a place for tea, but you know, they got their tea from India.
Anyway, so one of the archbishops in Belgium was presented this coffee thing.
And because it was brought to Europe by the Muslims, the people there thought
they couldn't drink it. So this bishop was like, I don't know, let me try it. So I don't
this might be folklore, but he drinks this coffee. And he says, now I'm not gonna quote
him direct this apart that I think is folk. This But this is the part that says folklore. He was like, if this is evil, let's baptize it because
we can make it for good.
He was like, this too delicious to let go.
Why should the devil get all the good drinks?
You know, I'm saying I'm trying to drink good, too.
We could drink unto the Lord.
All things was made for his glory, including this coffee.
There used to be this argument over which one was better for you, coffee or tea. They even did this
test with these prisoners where they gave one of them all coffee and the other one all tea to see
who would live longer. And of course, since that is like the least scientific thing you could do
possible, you know, even if the guy that
coffee live longer, it don't matter because it's not real science. Anyway, I personally am very
thankful that coffee got to Europe because again, something that was discovered and came from black
people for which we're willing to share freely, like our music, like our slang, like our style of
dress, you're welcome. You know what I'm saying? But don't act like this your house, you could put to share freely like our music, like our slang, like our style of dress.
You're welcome.
You know what I'm saying?
But don't act like this your house.
You could put your flavor on it and we could all enjoy because it was the
Scandinavian countries that figured out light roasting and a lot of the
nerdery for like the third wave specialty coffee that you, that you see
now that you're right.
That's from Europe.
Italy did not discover coffee.
Italy did espresso.
Well, I'm thankful for that.
But they were only able to do espresso
because of the labor of people of color in the global south.
You follow my metaphor here?
Coffee got to the Americas via the slave trade.
But if you can just look at a map, the jungles in Angola
and the jungles of Brazil are the same jungle.
There's just the ocean in between it.
So, of course, when the Africans got there, they would recognize the soil and be able to grow the same things.
Are y'all following me? about a industry that makes $460 billion globally every year.
And less than 1% goes back to Africa.
Less than 1% actually goes to those
that actually grow the product.
You are, you following me on this metaphor?
Coffee has its own stock market because it's a commodity.
It's called the C market.
Like it fluctuates like that. You know
when you look on a bag and it says fair trade and direct trade. Let me tell you what that means.
The price per pound for coffee per pallet is set at what they call a fair trade price. So there's
a coffee commission that sets what is a fair amount for that coffee. So you're supposed to,
it's like a fair market value for a house.
You know who sets that? Germany.
Here's the problem with that.
Germany can't grow coffee.
How are you all setting up for a farm to be considered organic
or meeting specialty crops?
Somebody, a farmer in Kenya, oh, they die.
Got to fly somebody from Germany down to their farm for them to test their soil to tell them
that their soil is healthy enough to tell these people from Germany, it can't grow coffee.
You, this, this was, so that's fair trade is if Germany says that this price is right.
Direct trade is when me, the American buyer goes to the farmer themselves
And I asked the farmer how much is it I direct traded with them the farmer tells us
Now why I partnered with onyx and all the other people that you see me partnering with first of all is because
Whatever that price is what onyx does is they'll pay 30% more
So that's to guarantee not only is this a price that the farmer said we're'll pay 30% more. So that's to guarantee.
Not only is this a price that the farmer set,
we're going to pay you even more than that.
There's an understanding of value in the fact that we don't have an industry without you.
And sometimes I work at this other crew called Bex 360,
which I'm going to talk about a little later at the end of this.
I'm saying these are ways for you to be able to say, because everyone should be
able to drink coffee.
These are ways for which you could say, I am not being a part of the problem.
In these ways, I could be part of the solution.
But yes, a billion dollar industry created on the backs of brown folk
controlled by white folks.
I'm just saying it's a metaphor.
Billion dollar industry.
When's the last time you walked into a coffee shop and thought, wow, this is
something invented, harvested and nurtured by people of color.
No, you don't think that people think Italy.
It's such a metaphor.
And now because of harsh conditions, erosive topsoil and abusive practices, we only got 27 harvests left.
Now let's get to the science and things we can do. All right, let's go to some sort of ad break,
right? How do y'all do them at Icah Avenue? Am I supposed to do some sort of like situation? I don't know.
So, I think the best way to get into the science of it all is to maybe think about it through just the supply chain period. For centuries, the coffee plant or even farm have been just local indigenous rainforest living families.
It's your grandma, and I know this from my own experience.
This is like your grandparents' house.
Like you inherit this farm, you know,
or you inherit this plot of land
and you got a couple of coffee plants in the back. Now, us being, you know, or you inherit this plot of land and you got a couple coffee plants in the back.
Now, us being, you know, in a neoliberal, globally connected, late stage capitalistic society,
how do you get that commodity if we're not growing them in the heartland of America?
Well, because we can't, number one, we have to create a supply chain and the supply chain is just as industrial as
every other thing is so from the origin you have a
Green buyer and the green buyer is essentially the middle person. So that person has all the relationships with the farms
So they create these relationships with these farms
Usually depending on your relationship with that green buyer is you take orders from them that sometimes, depending on how big or small that green buyer is, some of those are like multi-state, multi-country, like big old corporations that,
you know, go across the world and they swoop up and Walmart of it all and like just like,
buy up all these small farms. Now some of these places, some of these green buyers own the farms because they bought them
from the indigenous populations and others are like, no, we just have relationships and
we pay like I explained before fair market value, fair trade.
And then I on the other end, like let's just say I'm, you know, I will use my own company
Terraform.
This isn't the process I use, but this is just the supply chain.
So I would approach that green buyer. I'd go to their website and say, Hey, I want to
roast a Kenyon heirloom. That would be the varietal. Like I want to, that's the type
of bean. I want a Kenyon heirloom. And I go, Oh, dope. They got it at, I'm making up this
number 18 cents a pound. It's not like that. It's much more, but okay, dope. So they get
the order on the other end. They see what they got in stock
or they gotta go to Origin, right?
So they go to Origin, they get the thing
and then some countries make you buy
an entire shipping container
because it's just not worth it if you're,
you know, you're in Costa Rica,
you're a farmer in Costa Rica.
It doesn't make any financial sense
to try to ship out just like one burlap bag.
Like the cost is too high.
So it's like, yo, you gotta buy a pallet or not a pallet.
You gotta buy a shipping container.
Right.
So what most small like micro roasters do is they buddy up with other people that
are like, yo, let's all do this.
We'll kind of go in on this shipping container.
So you have the farmer, you have the green buyer, and then the green
buyer makes the deal with the shipment team. The shipping container gets filled.
Then you got to pay the nation's tariff. So then that's where the country comes
in. Now, why some coffees cost more than others, some of it has to do with the
tariffs. It's like Ethiopia charges some like 59% tariff as they should, because
they tired of being raped by white people just like everybody
else is.
From there, once it hits land, us as the roasters, we would go divvy up the funds, we've already
paid them, and then you go to your roasting facility.
Now if you're a big boy, you got your own roasting facility, but most of the time, you
know, a person may have one machine in the back of their coffee shop, or if they don't
even have that, then they share a facility where they roast a bunch
of different roasters roast at that one place.
Once it's roast, it's getting in the bag and into your cup.
Now this is the like specialty coffee way.
Now we talk at Starbucks, Starbucks walks over there and they say, hey, let me buy this
city and they got their own shipping people in their own situation.
And then they roast in like something the size of a mountain.
Now what I'm talking about is third wave coffee.
What that means is a lot of nerdy stuff.
That means his first wave coffee is like the coffee that your
grandpa drank in World War Two.
It's just, you know, mud, you know what I'm saying?
Even the term Americano was because when the American GIs were in
Europe and they wanted a cup of coffee because in Europe they drank espresso. The Americans was like, this is disgusting. What is this?
So they just add water to it. So they called that an Americano because that's the type the Americans like. Anyway,
so that's first wave coffee. Second wave coffee is like Starbucks or the coffee spots that like have the ton of serps
in the back and the name of their shop
is probably some sort of pun,
like in France, the central perk, Java chip.
Those are the ones that like the big suburban churches
would have their own coffee shops like Cornonia house,
Hebrews, just some sort of, that's second, where it's like, you know, that's your triple macchiato, you know, with double pump, all of the sweet frou frou stuff. That's second wave.
And then third wave is what we call specialty coffee. And that's where the big bucks come in, because you can sell them at a higher premium. Now for it to be considered specialty coffee
on a scale of one to a hundred,
you have to grade that bean at an 80 or above.
Now coffees that are graded in the nineties,
unless you've been to Dubai or Qatar,
you've never drank it.
Those go there because American, we can't afford it.
So the farmer don't even show it to us.
But the most of the like,
if you go to like a good coffee shop,
you're drinking about an 83 to an 85. But it's not like their whole crop is that most farmers are just small plots. So what do you do with the rest of it? Well, the rest of it, which is the most of your harvest, to make the numbers round, let's just say you have 100 coffee trees, maybe 10 of them produced an 85, right? So that's 10%.
So you've spent all year fighting drought,
fighting climate change, fighting excessive heat,
fighting all that, only for, of your whole plantation,
only to get 10% of it to be actually be available to sell.
The rest of it, it just goes to the stock market
and you just hope and pray that you're able to sell it.
But you have that three weeks
to try to make your year salary.
So what happens is since you can only sell 10%,
only 10% of it is even available to sell, right?
I'm talking specialty coffee, this is where we are now.
If in fact somebody comes in here and pays it
and then they only pay fair trade
rather than direct trade price,
you're getting a price set by Germany
is not even enough to pay the little kids that just missed school to be able to pick your farm.
Because that's who actually picks the cherries. It's just day work. Just kids from the farming community that come on out. They try to make a day's wage to pick their things.
So what happens is to be able to survive this. This is how it is in Honduras to be able to survive, this is how it is in Honduras, to be able to survive, you go get a loan from the government to be able to make your money for the year.
And then hopefully off that harvest, you can pay that loan back and make enough for the
next year so you don't have to get a loan.
The problem is they're charging these farmers 30% interest.
So they're locked into this situation that says I can't even afford to even keep my family plot
because I'm just staying in debt. So then what do you do? Government ain't dumb. They'll re-up your
loan. So they're like, oh cool, no problem. We'll just, we'll re-up your loan. So these farmers end
up being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and it's adding every year because they can never
catch up, which is bonkers considering how much coffee we drink
across the world.
One would think they would be fine.
So, I mean, what's your option?
You sell the land or you just remove the coffee,
just go get some cows, sell beef, right?
Deforest, I mean, there's money to make there.
Or you sell it to a big conglomerate.
And what does the big conglomerate do?
Burn down all of the forests and create a monoculture, right?
And a monoculture are like what you would pitch
what we do in America for corn.
Or all through the Amazon rainforest.
And if you know, obviously you've seen a forest,
monoculture ain't how earth works, right?
The diversity of plants becomes its own fertilizer.
But if you don't have that, if you don't have chickens that survive off the avocados and,
you know, I'm pulling things out of nowhere. But like the point I'm trying to make is when
you create a monoculture, you have to also create a way to sustain that.
And the only way to sustain it is destructive.
One cup of coffee in this weight releases, what was it, 80 grams of CO2. I mean,
it's like driving half a mile. Like your cup of coffee is a half a mile full of poison.
If done the way that most of the bigger names in the industry do it, which is now rising our carbon,
right? And if you're going to do that, then that means you need a gang of fertilizer, right, which is bad for the soil.
And then you also need to use way more water than naturally required.
Matter of fact, according to the UN, one cup of coffee uses 130 liters of water.
If you're doing this like monoculture style, right, that looks like farming the way we
do it here.
One cup of coffee, 130 liters of water, which is a bathtub.
That's like a bathtub full of water to create this one cup.
So obviously multiply that times a billion.
Not only is this practice like everything else
in this neo-capitalistic world, the demand was so big and the desire to get
the most amount of money and the desire to get the most amount
of money with the least amount of price is destroying the very thing that makes the product
possible.
Now, the rest of the world isn't stupid.
We understand that this process is not sustainable, right?
We're killing the soil, we're killing the land.
Everybody knows that.
So the EU passed this law that says if you're going to import any sort of commodity,
including coffee, you have to prove that it didn't come
from deforestation, right?
So this is them trying to do their best.
The only problem is, if I'm an indigenous farmer
on a small plot, I don't even have access to deforestation.
But the only way for me to prove that is,
like I said before with the fair trade, I have to fly somebody down. But the only way for me to prove that is, like I said before with the
fair trade, I have to fly somebody down. It's on my own dime. It's because the EU doesn't understand
regenerative practices because they don't know any indigenous people. Right? So this is now adding a
double burden to the farmers that are actually doing it right, who can't possibly do the volume
of the people that are doing it wrong.
So the first problem is like,
this system is not even financially sustainable.
Like I haven't even got to the specifics
of the deforestation and all those things
that have caused this problem.
Now, according to Bloomberg,
there's a 2022 study of tropical cash crops included,
arabica, as well as avocado and cashew
are probably the most vulnerable to climate change
Because the regions that are suitable for this production
Continue to shrink because of why heat it's too hot
Which means that a rabbitech won't be able to grow so we'll probably have to start drinking
Robustica, right? It's estimated that in
30 years from now basically 50% of lands that
can grow coffee will not be able to grow coffee anymore. If we don't do anything. 50% you
think they're making fun of you for your $12 cup of coffee is crazy. Now, listen, Nestle
reports that there are more than 6,000 cups of Nescafe coffee drank every second.
Are you following me?
Every second.
That's how much coffee we drink.
Now, granted, that coffee is not Arabica.
It's Robustica.
Robustica is what really most of the rest of the world drinks.
It's us again.
Being a part of the northern hemisphere, being a part of the global North,
that like the pristine kind of good shiny type, right?
The problem is our insatiable desire to consume things
as fast as we can.
And I don't wanna blame, I'm not blaming the victim here.
I'm just saying it's impossible to do. The volume is, is the argument.
How do you do this volume that we all want in this global supply chain and the way for
which we've set this up?
How do you do this volume and still keep the price where the price is?
And you know what the solution has always been.
You just rip off the farmer and destroy the earth.
So deforestation given us too much carbon, which has made the weather
erratic, which means that some years the crop is flooded and it doesn't grow
right because it's too much rain.
Other years it's complete drought and you have to dig even further into the
ground to try to get the amount of water that had we not raised
the temperature 1.5 degrees Celsius, had we done some changes, the earth would be the
same.
So Brazil is the biggest coffee producer in the world, right?
And this year, this year was the worst drought they've had in seven decades with above average temperatures.
And one of the biggest producers out there, Associated Press interviewed him, Silvio Almeida,
and that fool's coffee plantation. The AP just reported this was expected to harvest 120 sacks
of coffee beans, but they only got 100. And then they're quoted saying, given the conditions here in 2025, crop is
already affected, he told Associated Press, pointing out that part of his
plantation where flower buds have already died before blooming.
I won't say it's doomed because God can do anything.
But based on the situation, it's already compromised.
What these people are saying is like next year's crops already dead.
This where we are, y'all.
Are y'all hearing what I'm saying?
He's saying we ain't gonna have no coffee next year.
It's already dead.
Y'all remember when Robert read off his little book,
you know, the whole started off the whole
it could happen here thing.
And in one of them places, the civil war, it went down.
Coffee was something you had to smuggle into the country like a drug.
This what he taught them out.
They ain't gonna be no coffee, y'all.
I was at an event two years ago.
It was called the color of coffee collective.
It was for the black people in the coffee industry.
And of course this is stretched to the whole diaspora.
So, you know, central and South American,
just ultimately people of color in the coffee industry.
Connect, you know, plot, strategize,
have some transparency in our supply chains.
Cause a lot of us in America, in the West scream,
you know, pro black, pro black, we for the culture,
we for the people and like to put, you know, the faces of our farmers on our bags and, you know, part of the marketing.
But most people who are in the coffee just have never gone to the source.
So you don't know, it's Ali, you know what I'm saying?
You don't, you don't know Tabby who like is actually like growing your coffee.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just a name on a spreadsheet brought into you from an importer, right?
Anyway, so there was a panel discussion about climate change
and about ways for which we can do better.
So they had a bunch of farmers.
I remember it was a farmer from Kenya
who gave us these just heaters, just these heat rocks,
these bars during this panel discussion. And after I show these bars,
I'm gonna go for a break and then I'm gonna tell you about people that are
doing things better in ways for which we can maybe save our soil so that your
kids can possibly enjoy coffee also. So someone asked, I believe it was a roaster
from Puerto Rico, was like, hey so what are some of the ways that you're
adapting and hoping to like mitigate climate change?
Like, how are y'all dealing with climate change?
So he was asking this Kenyan farmer, like, what's he doing for climate change?
And his answer was, I mean, you tell me.
We're at source.
He's like, we're a third world country.
We didn't cause climate change.
You did.
What are you doing?
He's like, we're the ones suffering.
And not only are we suffering from the effects of climate change in our own life,
because of your greediness,
you created the climate change that is causing the problems in the very crop that you're trying to get from us.
So because of your problems, this is the way he's explaining it.
I now can't grow something that we've grown for hundreds and hundreds of years.
And you asking me what I'm doing for about it?
No, what are you doing about it?
Ouch. So here's some things that are being done next. All right, we're back. Now, the wildest thing about how complicated any of these solutions
are, which are, you know, going to take many, many decades to actually see the difference in the actual top soil.
The most bonkers part is the fact that like the solutions by and large are kind of the same across any world problem.
It's mutual aid, it's collective, communal, collaborative work among every part of the supply chain.
It's so, in some senses, it's so beautiful that like,
really the solution is us.
I say that to not grossly oversimplify,
but I say that to say that there's hope.
So I'm gonna introduce you to a couple programs
and a couple farms and sort of some things to look for
in your coffee purchasing because you guys want to see the world be better also.
First thing is farms going back to indigenous practices. Now, two I know personally and one
I'm going to tell you about from Ecuador. This is a whole documentary on it. If you look up on YouTube,
it's called How Climate Change Threatened Coffee Production by DW Documentaries.
And I mean, right?
Like pretty on the nose.
So a coffee collective in Ecuador called Vailacori.
It's their Chichua language.
It means green gold in their indigenous language.
And they're doing something very similar
to my friends in Honduras called Karacha Coffee.
Now what they are, are cooperatives on the business side.
So I'm so excited.
I'm gonna get to the business cooperative side
after I explain to you the indigenous practices,
even though all of these things are related.
So what they do is something that's so obvious,
which is like, you gotta stop doing monocultures.
First of all, it makes sense financially because now you're diversifying your commodities.
So you have your coffee plants.
If you see a coffee plant, coffee plants are pretty short.
Like they don't grow taller than six foot normally.
So since the climate is so hot, what is the natural way to shade them?
Well, the natural way to shade them is trees.
So if you plant them among trees,
the types of trees that first of all,
naturally fertilize the soil.
Number two, they produce fruit.
Number three, they produce raw materials, right?
So these people have planted trees
that are indigenous to the area.
So a lot of times in coffee places,
like there are certain species of beans
that really only grow in
particular regions.
But the only reason they grow in those particular regions is because of the mineral, the way
that the minerals are in the ground in that area.
So if you can mimic those minerals, if you bring those minerals to this place, you could
grow that bean.
So technically speaking, if I have the my minerals, I can be in Costa Rica and grow over wand and coffee because it's just the Rwandan soil in Costa Rica.
And you could still argue that it is. This is some of the future of like, if it do ever get so bad,
right, when they grow in coffee in Sacramento, you know what I'm saying? In Vancouver, in some
sort of building, it's because we just gathered the minerals that we've destroyed
and put them in a laboratory. That's not good for the earth. That's not, that's an invasive,
not only invasive species, invasive mineral. So you're completely changing the biosphere of that land
just to grow that one crop. That's absurd. The land already does what it needs to do.
So what these guys do in Ecuador is the same thing
they do in Colombia, in Zipaco,
and that was the name of the city that they were in.
Also what's happening in Honduras is like,
you just let the land do what it does.
What I learned on one of these farms is like,
the quickest way to know a place is not organic
is there's no insects.
Like if there's no ants, that means the ground's poisonous.
Right. The ants come out, they eat whatever waste is is on the ground,
whatever like natural waste is on the ground.
They come back in, they go back into the soil.
They're irrigating themselves themselves.
You don't need lawn mowers if you have chickens. Right.
The chickens eat the thing.
The shade of the trees keeps the temperature down.
It produces fruits like avocado, papaya,
like I said before, mongos, plantains.
These trees that naturally grow in this area
keep the soil rich and the coffee strong.
So you're keeping the temperature down.
The land does what it absolutely does.
So now you don't need pesticides.
You also need less water
because when the temperature being shaded and brought down,
the water is not evaporating as fast.
Whoa.
And then the quality of the bean is higher.
Now here's where the indigenous practices
move from just the ground to also the community.
Rather than having a hundred small farms
compete against each other, they just work as a community.
So rather than waiting for Johnny European to come down and say, buy my beans, no buy my beans, buy my beans.
They're like, no, buy our beans.
They pull all the beans together, bring all of their crops together, and they say, yeah, maybe I can't produce whatever kilos that this person needs by themselves, but we can produce that. So that way,
if there's a farm over here that's got a smaller crop because maybe, you know, mother-in-law got
sick, so they weren't able to work as hard as they can for those beans or maybe collectively,
again, heat dome was too high, there was too much of a drought, we really couldn't grow that much
on our own. Together though, we could meet this order. You following me? And when that happens, because
again, who usually picks the beans are the community's kids. Now, if we can collectively
fill the order, right? After we cup and we say collectively, our coffees are good enough
and there's different types of species, like, you know what I'm saying? Like this is a,
I don't want to get too much into the nerdery, but each, each being in each
tree is a particular species.
Maybe when we cut, we say, Hey, listen, this is the same thing that happened on Doris.
It's like, you know, we sit around and we're tasting, basically doing a taste test, these
different batches of beans.
I don't know which farm they came from.
I know they're all a part of this collective, but if I say, yo, I want these then when we pay
Since it's not a middleman. It's a community now
The main load goes to the particular farm that it was ordered from
But the rest of it goes and is spread across the entire community following me
Okay now back to the soil situation
I feel like I'm all over the place
But you have to understand because the problems all over the place and a lot of these places are connected
So in Colombia, they kind of did the same thing
So La Pama to a con is the place that everybody comes into and since every individual farmer does not have connections across the world
with
bringing buyers in and
connections across the world with bringing buyers in and there's no promise that they won't be taken advantage of and they ain't gonna be able to sell but maybe 5-10% of they
crop.
The rest of it either goes to the trash or goes to the sea market.
It's just the open stock market.
You just hope somebody buys your beans.
It's just no way to live as I explained before.
What La Palma ends up doing is this is they say, okay,, check this out. We'll buy your coffee, all of it. And not only will we buy your
coffee, because we know you need soil, we're going to set you up with a business
so that not only can you sell your coffee to us, you can also sell your
fertilizer to us. And the fertilizer that you're creating, we're going to build
that business for you. And how they do this is this thing called Biochar.
Now, it makes so much sense.
If you have donkeys and other places that pigs
and other animals that have waste,
you can make fertilizer, duh, right?
So what they do is this, they have these compost,
these big old flat things that they build in front of you.
They basically they build it for you. They go to all the local farms and they were like, we'll build this for you.
Right. And then we'll buy the product from you.
So they build these flatbed things where you could take all the stuff that you would compost anyway and put it in this flatbed, cover it.
would compost anyway and put it in this flatbed cover it.
And then we're going to give you this stuff called bio char,
which is some of the dopest like Mother Nature showing off. So basically it's made from like you heat wood right at the
highest of temperature with no oxygen.
So once it becomes carbon, it doesn't turn to ash.
You know what I mean?
It's almost like, you know, when you like after you light a fire, when you hold the
charred pieces, like how it crumbles away this one because you heat it at the highest
of temperature without letting oxygen in.
So like it doesn't become like a like a red fire.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you mix that into your compost and it just makes this pristine soil.
So now guess what?
These farmers don't have to pay for soil.
They don't have to pay for nutrient wrench soil.
Matter of fact, they can sell off the excess.
Their crops already been sold.
So you don't have to go get a loan from the state.
You would need that loan to be able to set up
your washing stations.
Like how you get the coffee from a cherry to the roast or to the green bean is like, it's a
long process.
It could be very expensive.
It's all good.
The homies down there will do that for you.
We'll put you in this system and we're going to pay you even if your particular crop, your
particular bean isn't sold because we'll sell it somehow. Like if it
doesn't sell on the high-end 80% Arabica specialty coffee thing, we'll figure out
a way to sell it. You're still getting paid anyway. We're buying your whole crop
rather than the 10% that would happen, like I said before, if your beans aren't
as good as they're supposed to be. These programs buy a hundred percent from
these farmers so these farmers are able to sustain themselves, right?
And now you can pass these farms down to your children, right?
Because we're doing this collectively.
Since we're doing this collectively,
especially as what happens in Honduras,
a third of the money goes to the community itself.
I've wrapped at a school
that was built by them selling the coffee like this.
There's now a medical clinic.
A lot of times these farms
are hundreds of miles away from the city.
You have to get airlifted if something's wrong.
And since these are indigenous communities,
they're the most forgotten oftentimes in these areas.
So purchasing these coffees really at a high price,
which is what we're supposed to do,
guarantees that the individual farmer
is paid, the community is paid.
It's done in a way that's tied much more to the indigenous practices.
And now collectively, because we're buying from responsible places that are locally grown,
now we can afford to bring the EU people down here to prove
that this is not a process of deforestation because they're moving collectively.
For real, it's just like fast fashion.
It's like that t-shirt only three dollars because of sweatshop.
You truly do get what you pay for in a lot of way.
And finally, I'm gonna tell you where tech is actually helping.
And it's this program called Bext 360.
They could use a little help on the marketing, but it's essentially they're using blockchain
to create transparency.
And it's probably the dopest thing I've ever seen.
And I saw it from one end of the supply chain to the other. So in this program, these local farmers, right, who had just had these small home plots, who
have been running these plots for centuries, this is their grandfather's land, you know,
their grandmama's land, that they got it, who don't have access to American and worldwide
coffee buyers.
Meet up with this collective right the Karaca collective
That's one of them that I'm that I'm specifically talking about and Karaca signed up with this thing called Bext and what happens in Bext is
If you've ever been to
Developing countries not everybody ain't got a smartphone. So in this thing
Once the farmer harvests his his beans, washes them and says, hey, I got these many kilos of this type of bean, click.
Opens his Bext app on his smartphone,
takes a picture of it and puts the weights and the numbers
so that we know everybody,
and everybody in the supply chain can see this.
There's a QR code even on the bag.
Once you buy the bag in Sacramento,
there's a QR code on it. So you could see all this.
So the kid from the farm snaps the thing.
It goes to the exporter, which who just lives down the street.
It's not like some, you know, multi conglomerate company from the north.
No, this lady lives down the street.
She's born and raised here.
She opens it up and she says to us who flew in from America to be like, yo,
we want to try some coffee, opens the app and says, Hey, this is the farmer. This where it is.
This how much he wants this how much he asked it for it. Here's our price, but I'm looking at the
app. That's what he's charging. And then I know she's adding a third of that price because the other third of what she's asking
for is literally paying for the hospital that's across the street.
So it makes perfect sense to me.
And I'm looking at it and I'm like, okay, cool.
I know how much the shipping container costs because I'm seeing it.
Of course I got to pay for shipping.
What is you talking about?
So it's all transparent.
It all makes sense.
And it's all regenerative
financially and
Climate wise once we buy it I can see if
She paid the farmer because that's also in the app
So once the farmer gets his money takes a picture got the money
Screenshot received and then a portion of that money is given in cash so that you can pay the kids that picked your farm
Click saw that that's in the app right as that stuff is shipped across the country or across the ocean
You can put in all of the roasting notes
Which are kind of lame if you're not really into stuff like that
And then finally the sealed bag that says here's one from Denver Queen City
Collective coffee right right? That,
hey look, this is a Honduras bean we bought at this price and then when you pay, it's called a
third cost, when you buy the bag there's an extra dollar added to the cost of the bag and that extra
dollar does not go to the roaster, it goes back to the farmer. You know how I know? Because there's a QR code. You could check it and the farmer can confirm if they got their money. It's transparency.
It's us taking care of us. So obviously because the world works the way it works, if this
continues to be financially viable, here's some of the things we could do. One is we
could start drinking more Robustica like everybody else. And it's actually delicious if you could find a good roaster in
tabi is a great roaster.
New yen supply.
She's amazing.
She does cold brew and like Vietnamese coffee.
It's robustica, but then there's other spots across the world.
It's going to cost a little more, but I'm telling you why it costs a little more
because they come from a multicultural land
that uses indigenous practices,
that has lowered its carbon footprint,
that is direct traded and has transparency.
This is not a list of everybody doing this.
These are the list of people that I know personally
and people that have researched.
So in North CAC and South CAC,
you got black and white roasters
and you got Bridge City roasters. Denver, there's Queen City Collective. Up in Sacramento,
there's Old Soul Coffee, Onyx Coffee Lab, Coffee Black, that's there in Memphis. All
these people, you could order their coffees online. Don Kava Hall in New York. The transparency is there and is doing its best to
make sure that this bean stays on this planet. So I'll link in the show notes all of the data
that I'm pulling this from and ways for which you can connect with like very socially responsible
and climate responsible coffee roasters. She's only 16 years old.
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I didn't write an intro for this because
everything, everything incredibly
sucks.
This is the podcast where bad things
happen.
I'm your host Mia with me is Garrison.
Yeah, it's been a lot of bad things the
past week, past
year.
But the past week and a half, it's been pretty bad. Yeah and one
of the things that's been very bad is literally everything Israel has been up
to like I mean since it was founded but the last three four weeks somehow things
have gotten worse which is a sort of unbelievable thing to say about a
genocide but it's it's expanding yeah, there is at the end of
this one of the most bizarre Trump quotes I've ever seen. So that's what I promised to you to
stick with this. But oh boy, everything is very, very bad. So we now have, I guess, I don't even
know if France is the right way to talk about this. But what we have in Gaza, which is where
the main Israeli offensive is going right now. Well, we'll get into that. There's a
bunch of stuff in Lebanon too, where they're pulling troops too. But in Gaza, everything
just continues to get worse, even though... So the Israelis have pulled out some troops
from Gaza, but they're also still making another offensive into northern Gaza and
The thing about the way that the Israelis make offensive into places is that the thing that the Israelis do is they just immediately start
shooting at hospitals
So that's been a big part of what's happening something that used to be like
Controversial and like widely newsworthy a year ago
used to be like controversial and like widely newsworthy a year ago attacks on hospitals now have become so normalized desensitized that it doesn't even make headlines which that's been
one of the most indicative factors that this has gone about as bad as it could have. I remember a
year ago we were like debating whether or not the Israeli military intentionally like
struck a hospital and and this was like this was like a week long debate trying
to figure out what exactly happened and now attacks in hospitals are just
complete commonplace it's like we've just totally lost yeah and I mean you
know like it's not even just that that the Israelis are deliberately targeting
hospitals it's that the temporary facilities people have been trying to set up
because the hospitals are being blown up are also being attacked.
Yeah, which has also been going on for ages.
Yeah, almost a year now, like almost immediately, as soon as like humanitarian aid
and like and like like impromptu medical tents were set up.
Those were also the targets.
And this is this is also discontinued.
Yeah. And I think the thing that's, you know, that's bleak about it, right, is like, I mean,
I mean, it's not the thing. The thing that's bleak about it is that they're blowing up hospitals.
But we've reached a point into this where, A, it's not even news to us, but B, the Israelis don't even, like,
attempt to justify it anymore. I mean, if you remember a year ago when they were doing this,
there'd be all of this stuff about how, oh, we found Hamas tunnels under the hospitals.
There's just none of that anymore. They're just shooting at hospitals.
Sometimes they give evacuation orders. That's the other thing that's been happening periodically is
the Israelis keep basically, you know, in places in northern Gaza, they'll be like,
everyone has to leave now. And then they'll bomb it and they'll keep bombing it. Part
of the thing about covering Gaza, right, is all of the stuff that we're saying is stuff
that was a major news story like six months ago and is no longer a major news story because
the slaughter has become just sort of so routinized. But, you know, so people are fleeing from northern Gaza into what's supposed to be the
safe zone in central Gaza, except the Israelis keep shooting at the refugee camps in central
Gaza.
So it's not actually, there's not actually a place you can be in Gaza where you're not getting bombed.
What there is is some places sometimes are less bombed than other places.
And, you know, I think there had been a tiny amount of hope that the only conceivable upside
about the invasion of Lebanon was that there would be
a pullout of troops and we'd see less offensive, but you know, they've just been escalating
bombing campaigns, they're doing some offensive anyways.
So yeah, there's continuing sort of Israeli attacks into into parts of northern Gaza.
The other big thing, and this is what most of this episode is going to be about, is a
new front after after already having
Like having this entire thing in Gaza. There was also like an invasion of the West Bank
Which again is like I don't know how to express how insane it is to have a war where you're nominally
Fighting against Hamas and then invade the West Bank placed where there isn't Hamas
But they've done that too. There's been parts of the West Bank, there's been a bunch of Israeli troops.
And, you know, we know they've been fighting in Yemen, as much bombings in Yemen.
But also now they've just straight up invaded Lebanon.
And this is the sort of chain of events of this was.
I don't know if kicked off is the right word, but it was it was dramatically accelerated by
the assassination of
Hassan Nasrallah who is I think most people are aware that he's the head of Hezbollah and has been the head of Hezbollah since like
1992 which is longer than anyone who's on this episode right now has been alive
Was this the one who was killed in those like apartment bombings. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, yeah, even still, assassination is a strong word for, or I guess a light word for just bombing.
Like it was like, what, three large apartment complexes.
Yeah, they just obliterated a bunch of complexes with like something like 80 bunker busters.
Yeah.
So this is actually the second time that the Israelis have
just straight-up killed someone they were supposed to nominally be
negotiating with they killed the head of Hamas like in Iran so you know we talked
about on this show the initial wave of attacks on Lebanon which is the sort of
the pager explosions and the follow-up to the pager explosions was that they
figured out what bunker that there's Rala was in and they just killed him
this is extremely bad for a lot of reasons one of which is that has belied
kind of hadn't really been on full war footing until this point like they've
been doing a bunch of rocket attacks on northern Israel right there have been
these sort of exchanges of rocket fire across the border, but they hadn't really
escalated beyond that. And then the Israelis were like, well, just fuck it. Okay, we want
our invasion of Lebanon. And Nasrallah was kind of like, I don't know if like moderating force is
quite the right term here, but his policy wasn't that Hezbollah was going to fight a total war against Israel and the Israelis just fucking
murdered him anyways so we should probably talk about who Nasrallah is
he's not from like the original Hezbollah cadres from from the original
Lebanese Civil War when when it emerges in 82 he's not from that cadre but he's
a pretty old-school Hezbollah guy by this point.
He's you know, I've talked about this, he's been in charge of Hezbollah for fucking ever.
Like I am not old enough to remember a time when he was not in charge of Hezbollah because
I wasn't born yet.
I don't know.
He's one of the people who's seen Hezbollah's sort of expansion and also seen Hezbollah
be able to be like the only of the sort of major Lebanese political parties
who were in negotiations to end the civil war kind of oversaw the process of Hezbollah being
like the only armed party like left in Lebanon other than like the regular army right he was
also very famously in charge of Hezbollah's... I don't know how exactly you want it.
I don't know. There's a whole bunch of stuff about how the war in 2006 started.
But in 2006 Israel made this attempt to sort of like do their big anti-Hezbollah push.
They invaded Lebanon and Israel didn't do very well.
They were expecting and I think most people were expecting Hezbollah to fight like like
You know like a guerrilla army right doing hit-and-run attacks doing doing the sort of like the whole sort of last century of guerrilla
Hit-and-run campaigns and they didn't do that
They basically they sat there and fought like a conventional army with a bunch of bunker networks and the Israelis did
extremely poorly in that war and I think this is
Influenced a lot of the way that people were thinking about how this
fight was going to work, and it just hasn't.
But you know, the fact that Hezbollah was able to sort of stave off the initial attack
and then the Israelis spent like 40 more days doing a bombing campaign and everyone just
called it quits was absolutely huge for Hezbollah as a political force.
Unfortunately for them, I guess they burned an unbelievable amount of that political capital that they'd gotten from being really the first people in a long time to like actually be able to
viably claim that they defeated Israel.
And I mean, it's obviously like both sides of that that declare victory but has blood puts up a better fight against the Israelis and like it's like stops their ground advance in a way that like
Was almost unimaginable at that point even though has below had sort of fought pretty well
between the Lebanese of world is better than most of the other sort of like anti-israeli factions that weren't a state and even
I mean even most of the states that have fought issue have done extremely poorly we're going to go to ads and then when we come back we're going
to talk a bit about how hasbalot's position weakened and how the israelis have just sort of
decided that this is a moment they can just murder everyone in
So, we are back with more, I guess, very, very short summary of what Hezbollah's been up to over the last about 30 years.
So part of the reason that things haven't been going enormously well for Hezbollah is
that a lot of their capacity was weakened by the fact for Hezbollah is that a lot of their capacity was
weakened by the fact that Hezbollah during the Syrian civil war threw their entire backing behind
Assad and this was like hideously unpopular for I think I think reasons that are obvious most people
listening but one of the big ones is it's hideously unpopular in like
in Palestine um I forgot who ran the poll but there so there's a very famous
poll that was showing like the disapproval rating in Palestine of
different world leaders I mean they didn't pull net in Yahoo because
obviously like isn't that Yahoo but the two the two highest ones that weren't
net in Yahoo where it was like Biden at 80% and then slightly higher than Biden was Bashar al-Assad
because he is hideously unpopular partially for a bunch of shit that he did in a very very large
Palestinian refugee camp there that you know Hezbollah fucking backed them for and so Hezbollah
spent a lot of the last decade just sort of running around Syria backing the Assad regime and that I
don't know Garrison I like that doesn't make you popular anywhere other than
like extremely weird sections of the American left yeah I mean I guess some
of the American right when you're backing a guy who is just like who is
doing the thing the Israelis do like obviously on a smaller scale but like
shooting up like Palestinian refugee camps
He's not gonna be enormously popular whenever there's a guy who's like seriously maimed your family members
Yeah, it's pretty pretty easy to dislike him
Yeah, and like whatever things that's going on in this story that like we need a fucking 70 part episode to talk about
but
Syria occupied a bunch of Lebanon for a long time and
that also like hasn't made him enormously popular in the region but you know
Haswell's position is that they had like they have this slogan that goes the road
to Jerusalem runs through Aleppo which is just like just not how any of this has
worked it's been a complete fiasco Hasllah's performance in Syria hasn't been very good.
Can you explain what that phrase means?
Yeah, yeah. So the point of this basically was that in order to defeat the Zionists
through some incredibly murky logic, like the Assad regime had to be kept in power.
And this was a sort of a justification
that was used by Hezbollah to just send a bunch of troops there to coordinate with a bunch of other different groups there.
And I mean, like it's a really
terrible decision both on a moral and a strategic level in the sense that like it caused a rift between
what is supposed to be the resistance factions in Palestine and it just killed a bunch of people.
And like the Iranians are sending, I don't actually know how many people know about the story, but one of those like
And like the Iranians are sending, I don't actually know how many people know about the story, but one of the like
terrifying things that's happening in this is that there's a bunch of refugees from Afghanistan. You flee to Iran and the Iranians like
basically conscript a bunch of these people and send them into Syria with rifles.
So like these people are like fighting alongside Hezbollah. Hezbollah, they don't do great because Hezbollah has always
been good at fighting like fairly obviously morally justified defensive wars inside of Lebanon and then they go off and fight
basically like a semi-imperial war in in Syria. It's a fucking shit show.
And this has been extremely bad for their capacity and it also really hurt Hezbollah politically because, it was also very very unpopular in Lebanon and
this kind of all leads us to the last few weeks of
like terrible shit that's been happening where
Yeah, which is these really just fucking
Launched this hideous bombing campaign. I mean just really just all over Lebanon, right?
You know, most of
the reporting has been about attacks in the south, but like they've bombed the
capital, they bombed Tripoli, they've killed I think so far... it's one of these
things where the death counts kind of have stopped updating, but in the last
few days it looks like they've killed about 2,000 people. It's not enormously
clear, but yeah, it's things that things have gotten extremely unbelievably bad. And
this this is also really, I think, been a kind of mask off moment for both the US
and the Israelis, where all of the things that they've like, been pretending for
the last year, they're just straight up saying that they don't believe anymore. I think that the best indicator of this is there's a White House press conference.
And Matthew Miller, who's one of the White House spokesperson, answered a question about,
yeah, it was just about the conflict. And he said, quote, Yes, we do support Israel
launching these incursions to degrade Hezbollah's infrastructure. Which like kind of sounds like a standard like the US support Israel thing. But if you actually
read into what that's saying, he's saying the US's official position is no longer that they're trying
to get a ceasefire, right? That's that's what he's saying. This is immediate and active support
for the Israelis, not not only not attempting to end the war, but expanding it into Lebanon.
not only not attempting to end the war, but expanding it into Lebanon. And this is something that hadn't been an explicit war goal for Israel until this point.
The line had always been that the point of this was to bring back the hostages, right?
But there's no fucking hostages in Lebanon. There just aren't, right?
That's not how any of this works. And at this point, all of the sort of pretense is falling away and it just degrading into
this pure slaughter.
And when we come back from this ads, we're going to wrap up with more stuff that mostly
sucks and also Trump's latest thing on this, which is very weird. We are back.
So as this has been going on in the past couple of days, Netanyahu posted a, I don't even
know how to describe it.
One of the weirdest videos I've seen since like that insane Kevin Bacon one That's just him
threatening Lebanon
He says quote you have an opportunity to save Lebanon before it falls into the abyss of a long war that will lead to
Destruction and suffering like we see in Gaza. She's just straight-up threatening
Lebanon as as Israeli troops are moving across the borders or the shoes for occup occupying, attempting to occupy cities, he's just straight up saying, like,
Lebanon needs to just throw out Hezbollah somehow, even though it's just like a political party.
They need to completely destroy Hezbollah somehow, otherwise Israel is going to do to Lebanon what they've done to Gaza.
And that, I don't know, is a unbelievably hideous expansion of the war.
Could you give some context for like why Israel is making moves into Lebanon?
We know like they're targeting Hezbollah, but there's also like a degree of territorial
dispute over where Israel ends and Lebanon begins.
Yeah.
That Israel has been kind of like wanting to increase tensions over for a while.
And it feels like they're just using the war in Gaza as a cover
to also try to claim like territory of southern Lebanon.
Yeah. And I mean, this gets into so I think there's three kind of reasons
and I think that are all overlapping factors for different groups of people,
you know, because like different Israeli political factions,
different sort of strategic like elements of the
military etc etc are doing things for sometimes overlapping, sometimes
different reasons. Like there's the obvious one which is like okay there's a
dislike for Hezbollah that's been funneled because a bunch of
people in settlements in northern Israel have been evacuated
because they keep getting bombed, right? And those people are unbelievably pissed
off and they've been pushing for this for a long time. There's the second one have been evacuated because they keep getting bombed, right? And those people are unbelievably pissed off.
And they've been pushing for this for a long time.
There's the second one, which is I
think the one that liberals use as the excuse
for the entire genocide, which is wrong.
But it is also true that Netanyahu does personally
need this war to keep going because the moment the war
stops, he's screwed.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's a personal incentive for Netanyanyahu there's also another one outside of the political pressure from from the northern settlers and
You know the general idea has bluffing and Netanyahu personally
Which is like he's really sort of have always been it's it's most extreme like most sort of far-right most genocidal
Like political element, right?
but increasingly we're watching them get radicalized even further in real time and we're watching them become increasingly powerful
and one of the things that those people want is they have this
Unbelievably deranged thing that I mean, I guess all nationalist movements eventually get to their greater
Whatever your country is thing, but they've entered the greater israel phase
where they're talking about just like you're talking about Israel as this as a state that's supposed to like encompass like all of
Lebanon and like I mean I've seen so many different maps like encompassing a
bunch of parts of Syria well I mean and this is also what's influenced their
continued attacks in the West Bank specifically in the past few months
where they're similarly yeah using what's going on in Gaza like hiding behind their own atrocities in Gaza, as a cover to like try to actually claim more territory
in the West Bank, or at least push more of like the Palestinian people out of their homes
to expand the Israeli settlements.
So I think both of these are kind of happening for similar reasons. And Israel is trying to like just weaponize the actual atrocities that are going on in Gaza
as a big shield because those are getting so much more attention trying to get away with this
territorial expansion in other areas, not just the strip.
Yeah. And I mean, also, I should say there's a lot of a lot of people on the ground are pretty
convinced that the Israelis are trying to
basically just like completely ethnically cleanse like parts of the strip so they can
annex it and I mean it's not something that we like have like we don't have like a document
from Israeli high command that says we're going to annex all of this stuff but it's
it's something that's very least consistent with everything
they've been doing. And this is also like another sort of one of the
cyclical factors here. This is a cyclical factor behind the settlements.
We've talked about this back when we did episodes about the West Bank is that
the Israeli housing market is such a fucking disaster. And this is something
that, you know, like this kind of real estate speculation shit in the same way that like George Washington
was as a real estate speculator was sort of like motivated to do more attacks on
Indigenous land in the US and this sort of like fueled westward expansion as all these land speculators
You know moved out and people who couldn't afford like houses in like Tel Aviv and Jerusalem where housing prices are really high
Those people have become this political force to keep pushing this and this is you know for like houses in like Tel Aviv and Jerusalem where housing prices are really high.
Those people have become this political force to keep pushing this and this is, you know, just fueling the expansion of the Israeli occupation into more and more places.
Yeah, so right now where we're at with Lebanon is that 1.2 million people have fled their
homes, which is, I mean, even if like the Israelis had literally done nothing
else in the entire time that this has been happening, right? Forcing 1.2 million people
to flee their homes is it a unimaginable level of suffering? And this is like, just effectively
being reported as a footnote in the fact that they've fucking done all of this other shit And just in the past week and a half, they've killed
1300 people
Yeah, it's insane
Like that's more than the number of people that were killed in Israel on October's like seventh
Yeah, that just doesn't matter because of because of like all of the racialized
aspects of how
how like Israel's genocide campaign has been able to operate,
you're not going to see memorials in the states for the 1,300 people killed in Lebanon the same way that we will for October 7th.
Yeah. You might get them on a college campus for the cops destroy it, but like that's.
And that's just in one week. It's over.
They've done over a thousand airstrikes the past week.
They've killed all these people.
And that's yeah, I don't know what else to say.
Yeah, I'm going to close by on a slightly lighter note from this.
One of the way even by Trump Sanders, an extremely weird
quote that he gave about Gaza that this is from the Guardian quote asked by Hewitt, which
is a guy whose podcast he was on. If Gaza could be transformed into Monaco if properly
rebuilt, Trump replied, quote, it could be better than Monaco. It has the best location
in the Middle East, the best water, the best everything.
It's got, it's, it's the best. I've said for years. I've been there and it's rough.
It's a rough place before all the attacks and back and forth that has happened over the last couple of years. He went on.
I mean, they have the back of a plant facing the ocean, you know. There was no ocean as far as that was concerned.
They never took advantage of it. You know, as a developer, it could be the most beautiful place, the weather, the water, the whole thing, the climate.
It was so beautiful. It could be the best thing in the Middle East.
Yeah, I mean that's in line with stuff that Kushner's been saying for a long time.
Yeah.
In how they are hoping to turn Gaza into a part of Israel specifically to do real estate development.
Yeah.
To turn it into like a resort, to turn it into a golf course, and they're willing to kill tens of thousands of people to do it.
to turn it into a golf course and they're willing to kill tens of thousands of people to do it and
That is like the the primary driver at least like for them for like Trump's team for why they are they're very happy to see
Netanyahu just do whatever he wants
Yeah, and I think there's something else here too, which is that like a
lot of the the kind of Marxist analysis of this from like a very certain kind of Marxist has been about how Palestine has been rendered as like surplus
population. This is a population that has been kicked out of the circuit of like capital
accumulation. They're not necessary for capital to reproduce itself to make more capital and so no
one cares if you kill them. And I think that's wrong. And I think this quote is actually evidence of why they're wrong.
Like this, you know, these people think purely and like people like Trump, right?
Think purely in terms of economic assets.
And there are an unbelievable, there's an unbelievable amount of economic assets.
Like in Palestine, that a regime that is like maybe only 30% less, like hideously
cruel and murderous, like could have turned into
viable economic engines.
But the Israelis don't want that.
They have made a decision, like an actual conscious decision that instead of trying
to exploit people for labor, they'd rather just fucking kill them all and try to steal
their land.
Right?
They have decided that this fucking real estate speculation bullshit on a bunch of land that
they're taking
by just fucking slaughtering all of its inhabitants is more efficient for them than even doing
fucking regular capitalism. And that's an absolutely fucking hideous note. And it's
the kind of thing that Biden is saying okay to and Trump fucking loves because fundamentally
like Trump fucking real estate brand is pro-genocide and Biden
doesn't give a shit about stopping them and he's also pro this.
So yeah, the gears of genocide continue to grind.
The Israelis are plotting their attack against Iran that they're going to do in response to Iran shooting missiles at them in response to them killing the leader
of Hezbollah.
I don't know.
By the time this comes out, it's possible that attack will have happened.
They're going to do something.
It's going to make everything worse.
But yeah, until then, this has been an update on the genocide in Palestine and the new invasion of Lebanon.
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