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I'm joined by Robert Evans
to discuss the Prairie Land Trial.
Yay!
This month, the Trump administration
got their first conviction
in an Antifa terrorism case.
On Friday, March,
13th, eight people were convicted by a federal jury on charges of riot, conspiracy to use,
and carry an explosive, and providing material support to terrorists.
One of the defendants was convicted of attempted murder of a police officer, and another
person was convicted on two counts of concealing documents, bringing the total number of
federal defendants to nine.
Originally, this federal case had way more defendants, but last year, seven of them,
pleaded guilty to providing material support to terrorists, four of whom were later called to testify
for the prosecution during the trial. Have they gotten sentenced yet, the folks who pled out?
No, they are going to be sentenced later this summer, along with all the defendants that were
convicted. Gotcha. Though their sentence will be a maximum of 15 years, which is shorter than
the defendants who were convicted. Yeah, yeah. The Prairie Land Defendants Support Committee did
ask me to read their names. The defendants are Ains Soto, Liz Soto, Savana Batten,
Megan Morris, Autumn Hill, Mari Rueda, Benjamin Song, or Bea Song, Zachary Evitz, and Des Estrada.
The prosecution tried to argue that this was a coordinated attack on a nice facility in Prairieland,
Texas. While the defense argued, this was a noise demonstration protest outside of this detention
facility last summer on the night of July 4th.
After protesters threw fireworks and vandalized property, DHS personnel called local police
for assistance. One officer arrived, drew his handgun and yelled stop at a person in all black
clothes who was running away. One of the defendants, B. Song, then yelled, get to the rifles
before firing toward the officer with an AR-15 hitting him in the neck.
Song fired 11 times. The officer returned fire three times.
then fled the scene. Most of the defendants were arrested in the days after the attacks, some
that night near the facility, though Song camped out hiding in the woods overnight and evaded
capture for 11 days with the help of others. Many of those who assisted Song evade capture
after the shooting pled guilty to providing material support to terrorists. On the first day of this
trial, the judge declared a mistrial because one of the defense attorneys were
a shirt featuring civil rights leaders. A week into the trial, U.S. District Court Judge
Mark Pittman ruled that defense attorneys could not argue that the defendants, including the
accused shooter, were acting in self-defense or the defense of others against unlawful force
just because the officer had already drawn his handgun before song fired. The prosecutors
compared this to Waco. Judge Pittman ruled that the officer drawing and pointing
his handgun at a fleeing suspect does not qualify as, quote, excessive as a matter of law
because the officer did not actually use deadly force or shoot first.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Like, if this were a civilian on civilian situation, the fact that he had drawn his gun,
especially in Texas, would have been enough to at least argue self-defense.
But police officers have the right to pull guns on whoever they want,
whenever they want pretty much.
So yeah.
Yep.
Cool.
In court, the government argued that based on the situation at the protest,
that it was reasonable for the officer to decide to draw his handgun because there was
crimes being committed at property damage, the fireworks, even if he did not witness fireworks
as he pulled up to the scene.
Now, headlines have framed this story as protesters being convicted of terrorism.
for wearing black clothes or possessing radical political writing, also known as zines.
There is like a kernel of truth to these statements, but they're designed to serve primarily
as clickbait rather than useful information. So let's take a closer look at these claims.
Sure.
Let's start by getting into the action planning. This action was originally planned on the
encrypted messaging app signal, primarily in a group chat called.
4th of July party.
Okay.
The plan was also discussed
during an in-person meeting
the day before the action
referred to during the trial
as a gear check.
Purchasants in the planning chat
agreed to wear black block
and bring armor and rifles.
Song advertised the action
in a larger group chat
of dozens of quote-unquote
trusted individuals.
The event was characterized
in this chat as a low-risk
noise demonstration involving fireworks.
A flyer was sent to the
larger chat reading, share with trusted folks only do not post, mask up, be loud, unquote.
According to cooperating witness Susan Kent, in the Fourth of July party signal chat,
when asked about bringing guns, song stated, I'm not going back to prison, I'm not going to
jail, I'm bringing guns, unquote. Okay, that's a terrible thing to have in writing. Boy,
okay, great. This sentiment was also expressed at the gear,
meeting on July 3rd where defendants discussed bringing guns and Song repeatedly stated that they
would be bringing guns because he would not be quote unquote going to jail.
They talked about guns as a deterrent.
They talked about how in previous instances, the presence of guns deterred police from engaging
with protesters. And this is how the presence of guns at the protest was largely framed in
these meetings and chats. It does not look good in writing in a court case, though. Yeah.
All right. This is what the Elm Fork John Brown Gun Club had done like sweep defenses and stuff where they'd
shown up armed. That incident was brought up. Yeah. That was specifically referenced.
It had in fact worked that way more or less. I mean, there's a number of things to drill into here,
but one of the issues is just while that's a thing people have used firearms for and have done so
in a way that, like, worked in the past, obviously,
which is what they were referencing.
The problem is that you can't ever lose sight of the fact that, like,
a gun is a gun.
And if you're bringing a gun into a situation...
There's potential for that gun to be used.
There's a potential for that gun to be used.
And if you're bringing that gun into a situation around a police station,
the odds that you will use that gun in a way that is not going to cause a life-ruining
legal nightmare for you and everyone else are...
are a lot lower.
That's a real issue.
Yeah.
Also at this gear check on the third,
Song proposed to free detainees
using quote unquote suppressive fire.
Oh my God.
This idea was shut down
by other attendees,
according to Susan Kent,
who testified after entering a guilty plea.
Kent testified that after looking over
photos of the facility,
Song said, quote,
this is as easy as it's going to get.
We can take the place
and free the people inside.
unquote, using quote unquote
suppressive fire.
This idea was meant with quote unquote
general disagreement, according to Kent.
Yeah, of course. Also saying
that it was not seriously planned for
or discussed. The support
committee writes that Kent also
testified that the group, quote,
disgust stealing U-halls to move
free detainees, but
this did not have popular
support. Defendant
Autumn Hill asked, do we bring
our guns? Song replied,
yes, I'm not getting arrested, unquote.
Yeah, just a lot of really horrible things to have read out in a courtroom.
It's just, yep, cool. Okay.
On Signal, song shared a YouTube short about suppressive fire.
Another defendant, Rueira wrote that she didn't want a quote unquote Fed post.
Yeah.
Someone else wrote that rifles at the action may increase risk.
Defendant Evitz sent a timeline for the actions that day,
writing things heat up after sunset.
Roya wrote, quote,
if people inside get rowdy,
people in this chat would be charged for conspiracy, question mark.
And then after the 4th of July shooting, someone messaged,
quote, please delete signal chats,
chats still on phone, even if removed from groups, unquote.
Yeah.
According to support committee notes,
some signal messages were recovered from phones
using Apple's internal notification system.
So even though signal had been removed,
incoming messages were preserved
in the internal memory on the phone.
Outgoing messages were not preserved
because there's no notification system
for outgoing messages.
You can set your settings on signal
to not display the message in notifications,
and it seems like that was not the case
for these messages that were taken
from defendant's phones.
Yeah, and this is a known,
I mean, just the fact that
having notifications,
on with signal as a privacy issue has been known for a while.
But yeah.
Two defendants, Liz Sojo and Savannah Baton, were neither in planning chats nor attended
the gear check.
Uh-huh.
But all the defendants who attended the protest did carpool together in two vehicles and
brought a total of 11 firearms, body armor, individual for state kits, and all these
were presented as government exhibits.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to quote the Department of Just.
right up about this case. Quote, evidence at trial revealed most of the Antifa cell
involved in the Prairie Land attack looked to Song as a leader. Song acquired firearms that were
distributed to co-defendants and recruited members at gun ranges and combat sessions they
conducted, unquote. Yep. I just as a general rule, like, because the potential consequences
of having firearms in a protest are so high, if you are,
showing up at a protest or organizing one and people are talking about bringing them,
it behooves you to pay close attention to how they talk about them. And if someone is talking about,
for example, suppress a fire, that's not something that is really relevant to a defensive
shooting in a legal situation. That's like a combat thing. Like, very rarely do self-defense
shootings involve suppressing fire. I just, you have to be very, very careful.
Yeah. And this is like a judgment thing.
Like if you hear people talking about guns who are going to be bringing firearms to a protest or another event,
and they are talking in a way that sounds as if they are like planning or eager to shoot it out with the police or right wing counter with anyone,
that's a thing to be very wary of.
That's a real warning sign.
Yeah, that's a real red flag.
Yeah.
That's a real red flag.
The defense argued that when song shot at the officer,
Song was using suppressive fire,
claiming that song aimed for the ground,
and the officer was perhaps struck by a ricochet.
We don't know if that is true.
No.
And there really is no legal precedent
for arguing suppressive fire in this way.
In a self-defense shooting, no.
If you're shooting the direction of someone,
they absolutely can start shooting back,
even if the-
is intended as being quote unquote suppressive, right? Like there's there's really no legal
precedent for for arguing in this way. And from a legal standpoint, if you were saying I had to
shoot at someone in immediate self-defense and then you said, but I wasn't actually aiming at them.
I was just trying to suppress them. That immediately like, I mean, I don't think they were
ever going to be able to argue self-defense because this was a cop. But if this had not been,
if this had been like, you know, a right-wing counter-protester or something, the fact that you're
saying that you were like shooting to try not to hit them is something that can get you in trouble.
That's an extremely dangerous thing from a legal standpoint to talk about.
Especially if you're the one like initiating the use of deadly force.
Yes.
If you have, now if they, if a group of people start shooting at you and you are firing and you're
just trying to keep it, whatever, that you're going to say because they've started shooting
at you.
But like this person started shooting, like just from a legal standpoint, this is a nightmare for
the defense.
Yeah.
From the jump.
Yeah.
Some of the defendants attended a daytime protest outside of this facility earlier on July 4th,
and after which they then reported back to fellow defendants' details regarding the facility's
security prior to this nighttime action.
I think it's time for a quick break, and then we'll return to discuss the Antifa
terrorism cell aspect of this case.
Great.
Well, I hate all of this so far, Garrison.
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I guess we're back.
So let's talk about quote-unquote Antifa.
Yeah, let's talk about quote-unquote Antifa.
The government argued that the defendants were members of a quote-unquote,
North Texas Antifa cell.
The indictment describes Antifa as a, quote,
militant enterprise made up of networks of individuals and small groups
primarily ascribing to a revolutionary anarchist or autonomous Marxist ideology,
which explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States government,
law enforcement authorities and the system of law, unquote.
So basically they view Antifa as left-wing anti-authoritarians, right?
That's how we can kind of collapse the use of this term down into like a single sentence.
It's left-wing anti-authoritarianism.
Though the defendants never actually organized altogether under the Antifa name,
the prosecution argued that they were linked through a triple Venn diagram of the Socialist Rifle
Association, the John Brown
Gun Club, and the Emma
Goldman Book Club. And this
all converged on quote-unquote
direct militant action.
I'm assuming people are familiar
with the SRA or the John
Brown Gun Club in some way.
The Emma Goldman Book Club was
a local zine distributor
and publisher
that also put on community
events from a radical
anti-capitalist, usually
anarchist-friendly perspective.
a gold one, obviously being an anarchist.
Yep. And like the fact that obviously these three organizations aren't actually tied
together in any sort of like, like they're trying to frame it as like, you know,
an Al-Qaeda and an Al-Qaeda affiliate type deal, right? Which is not accurate to how these
organizations work or to what's going on here. But I'm not surprised they went with this line
of argument. I mean, yeah, the defendants had connections to these groups, right?
Sure. Yeah. And because these groups have an ideal.
theological underpinning that can be seen as being quite similar in some ways.
Yeah.
They're viewing that as part of the connection.
That connects the individuals who were involved in these sorts of like organizations or
community events.
Yeah.
And I'm not surprised that's how they tried to argue it.
Sure.
A sticky notepad found at the Soto Residence contained passwords for the Emma Goldman Book Club
Twitter account and an Antifa Dallas Fort Worth Twitter account.
which prosecution used as evidence
linking defendants to quote unquote
Antifa.
The government also called
on David Kyle Schidler
as an expert witness
to testify about Antifa.
Schidler is a member
of the Center for Security Policy
in SPLC designated hate group.
He also helped draft
the definition of Antifa
given in this case
and used that definition
while testifying in front of the Senate
last year.
The defense missed a deadline
to challenge the prosecution's Antifa expert qualifications, which would have needed to be filed
as a pretrial motion, as opposed to an objection during the trial.
Prosecutors also cited Trump's Antifa executive order, despite this order being signed months
after the Prairieland incident. And the prosecutors also claimed that the International
Antifa Defense Fund contributed over $5,000 to the Prairie Land Disp.
defendants give send go crowdfunding page.
So much of this case was spent arguing over whether the defendants were in fact
Antifa and what that even means, like what does it mean to be Antifa and if that's actually
relevant to the charges that they were facing.
And by the end of the trial, it became more clear that the defendants weren't exactly
being prosecuted for being members of Antifa.
rather the government asserted that their proximity to this idea of Antifa
provided evidence to their motive and preferred tactics.
Quoting the Support Committee courtroom notes,
quote, the government's strategy was to display zines, stickers, pamphlets, flags,
and other political materials, anarchist, anti-fascist, anti-ice, animal liberation,
and argued that this shared ideology proves conspiracy and motive.
FBI case agent Casey Bennett testified that the materials, quote,
show a group of people sharing an ideology and that this, quote, might lead us to intent behind
the attack and shows a conspiracy, unquote.
Towards the end of the trial, Judge Pittman asked the prosecution, quote,
is it necessary to prove this stuff about Antifa?
The support committee, courtroom notes say that,
The prosecution responded by saying that Antifa ideology, particularly Black Block, was how the group operated.
The judge pressed, quote, whether it's Antifa or the Methodist Women's Auxiliary, why does it matter?
Yep.
The prosecution argued that they took, quote, unquote, direct action against the ICE facility
and argued Black Block and Antifa ideology were central to how the alleged attack was carried out, unquote.
Well, that's, yeah, that's positive at least.
guess. The government described Blackblock for the purposes of this case as, quote, dark clothing with
head and face coverings that concealed their identities, designed to hide each individual's identity,
but also to aid and abet those members engaged in illegal acts by making members indistinguishable
from one another to law enforcement, unquote. The jury was shown clothing from all the defendants
as evidence, as well as body armor and a quote-unquote resist fascism flag. Now, all this does raise
a question about whether this prosecution is against the defendant's political ideology or the
specific criminal acts of throwing fireworks or shooting out a police officer. Rather than being convicted
of being members of Antifa the terrorist group, something that still doesn't really have legal
precedent, the prosecutors argued that the Antifa ideology, left-wing anti-authoritarianism,
played a role in inspiring the defendants, formed the basis of political affinity that brought
this collection of individuals together
and relate to a collection of security practices,
subcultural practices,
and associated tactics which were employed
before, during, and after the criminal acts
related to the noise demo.
Quote, quote-unquote, op-sec practices
like, you know, Black Block are using signal,
were used as evidence.
Yeah.
That there was some sort of conspiracy at foot.
Sure. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, that makes sense
from a prosecutorial standpoint, right?
these people are talking about, like, just the fact that there are zines talking about the purpose of
black block and people are having a planning meeting ahead of time where they're like checking
their gear and talking about how they're going to come in a block. Like, yeah, that's unfortunate.
Yeah, I can see why the prosecution went with that line of argument.
But how does this relate to like terrorism, right? Because conspiracy and terrorism are different
things. Yes. So to get an idea of the government's own preferred language regarding antifat
terrorism. I'll quote from the guilty plea drafted by the government for a former defendant
turned government witness. Quote, the terrorism was calculated to influence and affect the
conduct of government by intimidation or coercion. Co-conspirators adhered to an antifa,
anarchist ideology, and organized cells or affinity groups. Co-conspirators began planning
direct action at Prairieland. Co-conspirators agreed to address in black block to provide cover for
each other to commit crimes, including concealing the escape of those who committed
destruction of government property, unquote. So this is how it relates to like the actual legal
definition of terrorism, right, which is certain criminal acts intending to change or
influence government policy by intimidation or coercion, right? That's how the government
uses the term terrorism. Yeah. And this, this section of the plea written by the government
shows how the government is self-asserting the terrorism that happened at Prairieland.
Right.
There's been a lot of headlines talking about the role of zines at this trial.
And zines did play a two-part role.
Prosecution did argue that the presence of insurrectionary zines is indicative of some alignment with Antifa,
even if the possession of these zines itself is not a crime.
The government's Antifa expert testified that owning
political text does not necessarily indicate group membership or personal allegiance to an ideology.
Quote, just because I own a copy of Mn-Kompf, does that make me a Nazi? If I own DOS Capital,
does that make me a Marxist? Unquote. Sure. Stunning, stunning first example given here.
Yeah. Interesting call. But also like a valid argument, yeah. But this is true, right? Yes.
And this is, I've seen people framing the verdict as having zines or whatever, like, it's an act of terrorism.
And that's not what was decided here.
No, what's happening here is a bit more complicated and harder to explain.
Yes.
The other relevancy of zines to this case relate to the concealing documents charges against Des Estrada,
and his wife, Mari Ruda, based on transporting a box of political zines from his wife's house to a friend's house in Denton, Texas.
The government claims that Royida called Des from jail on July 6th, instructing him to conceal evidence.
Now, we don't have access to a full transcript of this call. The full call was given to the jury,
but sections of it were read or listened to in court. The most detailed account of the call
segments played in court come from notes taken by the Prairieland Defense Support Committee.
The actual evidence exhibit is not yet available to be purchased on Pacer.
Not sure if it will be or if that'll just be after sentencing,
but I tried to actually get the transcript of the call, and it was not available.
Des told his wife that he already talked with her mom,
who she had previously called the day before.
Rida talked about feds confiscating property.
FBI special agent Whitworth said, in his opinion,
Rada was concerned about the evidence.
Rueida then voiced concern for her car parked at the 2,400 block of 56th Street, which had her phone stored inside.
This was the staging site before she went to the action.
She then instructed Dez to quote unquote, tow it.
My phone is in the back. Do what you got to do. Just tow it, unquote.
The support committee wrote that, quote, prosecution replayed this section,
characterizing it as RADA trying to get rid of evidence.
Rida says to, quote unquote, retrieve her items from the vehicle,
does not refer to her items using the word evidence,
and does not say, hide, destroy, or conceal.
Des never actually got to this car or the phone.
He explained that the vehicle would be repoed.
But Raya also said in this call, quote,
move whatever you need to move in the house.
The support committee wrote that, quote,
prosecution argued this meant moving evidence.
Defense noted she was talking about pets at the time, unquote.
On the call, Des mentioned that he had already been at the house
and replied, quote unquote, were good in reference to moving stuff from the house.
The defense questioned how they could have conspired out of order, right?
Because the government claims there was a conspiracy to conceal documents.
But Des here said that he moved things before he actually got on
this phone call with his wife. The FBI answered that Dez just had already acquired the necessary
information to act, just not directly from his wife. Now, Des was found guilty of, quote,
corruptly concealing a document or record by transporting a box containing numerous Antifa
materials such as insurrection planning, anti-law enforcement, anti-government, and anti-immigration
enforcement documents and propaganda, intending to conceal the box as contents and impair its
availability for use in a federal grand jury and federal criminal proceedings, unquote.
That's from the DOJ.
He and his wife, Rada, were found guilty of conspiracy to conceal documents and other objects
that would implicate Rada in the riot and shooting at the Prairieland facility, also
according to the Department of Justice.
So basically, this was an evidence tampering charge, a concealing evidence charge.
The actual presence of the zines was not the crime.
but the government argued that the zines themselves were evidence or that Desz suspected they could be evidence,
and that's why he moved them from his wife's house to this other location.
We're going to go in one more break and then return to discuss two more charges.
Okay, we're back.
Nine of the counts, count one, two, four, and five through ten cited Pinkerton versus United States at 1946.
Hmm. Okay.
The judge explained this to the jury by saying that a defendant can be criminally liable for the offenses committed by another co-conspirator if the offense was, quote, reasonably foreseeable and committed in furtherance of the conspiracy.
With the judge writing in jury instructions, quote, a defendant can be found guilty and held criminally liable for an offense under Pinkerton co-conspirator liability, even if the defendant was not charged with conspiracy.
It is not required that the conspiracy agrees to commit or facilitate each and every part of a substantive offense that is in furtherance of the conspiracy.
A defendant must merely reach an agreement with the specific intent that the underlying criminal objective be achieved by the conspiracy, unquote.
Early in the trial, prosecution argued that song firing on the officers was quote unquote reasonably foreseeable based on the planning of the action and previous statement.
made by Song, but this Pickerton liability also applied to the other charges, including
riot, material support to terrorism, and the explosive charge. The jury found all defendants
that were charged, guilty of counts one, two, three, and four. That's riot, material support,
and two explosives charges, but did not find the other defendants, besides Song, guilty of
attempted murder or discharging a firearm using the Pinkerton co-conspirators.
liability. The prosecution wanted the other individuals at the protest to be found guilty of the
charges of attempted murder using the liability, and the jury did not do that. Let's talk about
two of the charges that now carry some worrying potential to be used against protesters in the
future based on the precedent that this case sets. First, the conspiracy to use and carry an explosive,
and using and carrying an explosive during a riot.
The only quote-unquote explosives at this noise demonstration protest were fireworks.
And the judge even confirmed that it was established that the fireworks caused no damage to the ice facility.
Right.
Yet, Stephen Brennaman, an ATS explosives, special agent, testified that fireworks meet the statutory definition of explosives under 18 U.S.C. Section 844IJ.
because the fireworks contain gunpowder as defined in the statute.
This could have some pretty wide-reaching implications.
A lot of protests use fireworks.
This was a protest on 4th of July, a day full of the use of fireworks.
Robert and I have been to a protest, covered a protest in 2020,
outside of a federal government building that also had a lot of fireworks
and fireworks shot towards the building.
Yep.
If that happened now, it's possible that people at this protest could be charged with this conspiracy to use and carry an explosive.
Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, they've clearly been arguing for this ever since 2020, right? Like fire, because it wasn't just Portland was in the only place where people were using fireworks.
Generally, people were using fireworks as kind of a response to the police using flashbacks, right? Like it was a force equalizer.
both were used quite often.
But, you know, like, I had so many of those fucking things blow up in my face and they never did.
Like, these are not bombs.
These are not pipe bombs.
Like, it's not fun to have them blow up right next to you.
But it's, these are not, like, deadly explosives.
Yes, agreed.
And even the agents investigating this case mailed materials from these fireworks for testing
using regular FedEx, not labeling them as possibly dangerous or explosive.
and the government argued
that it was because the amount
in the FedEx package was just so small
that they didn't need to label it
as being dangerous.
Yeah. Now, lastly,
I need to discuss
count two. It's providing
material support
to terrorists. This is 18
USC 2339.
This is the charge that a lot of people are talking about
when they're mentioning
someone has been convicted of terrorism
for XYZ, for using signal, for wearing black, black, for possessing zines, they're referring
to this charge. Now, this statute has two sections. Section B refers to knowingly attempting to,
conspiring to, or actually providing material support or resources to a designated foreign
terrorist organization. This is not how the government used this statute, right? They're not
considering Antifa a foreign terrorist organization for the purposes of this case.
That's not how you're using this.
The defendants were charged with Section A, alleging that they provided and attempted to provide
material support and resources and did conceal and disguise the nature of their material
support and resources, including property, services, training, communications, equipment, weapons,
explosives, personnel, including themselves, and transportation, knowing and intending
that they were to be used in preparation for and in carrying out an offense identified
as a federal crime of terrorism
or carrying out the concealment
of an escape from an offense
identified as a federal crime of terrorism.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
That's a long sentence.
This is certainly a very confusing charge.
Yeah.
Now, this statute lists
at least 28 possible terrorism offenses.
Now, relevant to this case are three.
18 U.S.C. 844F,
which is maliciously attempting to damage
government property by means of
fire or an explosive. For the purposes of this case, that is throwing fireworks at a building.
18 U.S.C. 1361. That's willful depredation against any property of the United States, exceeding $1,000.
For the purposes of this case, this would be damaging government property in other ways,
like slashing tires, graffiti, that sort of thing. Right. And finally, 18 U.S.C. 114,
killing or attempting to kill an officer or employee of the United States. That's pretty self-explanatory.
Yeah.
So the government accused the defendants of providing material support in furtherance of committing these three crimes of terrorism, even if each individual defendant themselves did not actually commit one of these three crimes.
To quote the jury instructions, quote, the government does not have to prove all of these to you for you to return a guilty verdict on this charge.
Proof beyond a reasonable doubt on one is enough.
Yeah. Unquote. So the jury does not need to find proof that all of these three terrorism offenses were committed, that the explosives charge, the destruction of government property charge, or the attempted killing charge. They just need to find proof beyond a reasonable doubt that material support was provided for one of these. Part of what makes this charge kind of dangerous is that we don't know which terroristic crime or crimes the jury found sufficient.
evidence for, or if they used different offenses for different defendants, nor do we explicitly
know what the jury thought qualified as material support. It could have been driving people to an
action, mere presence at an action, wearing black clothes, providing money to buy fireworks,
all those could be considered material support. But because of how the jury just writes guilty
on this charge, we don't actually know what the specific justification they used to find this
to be true. Right. Because the discharge is so broad and can contain a lot of things that qualify as
material support, including just being merely present at an action, like personnel, can be material
support in furtherance of a federal crime of terrorism. Right. So wearing black block at an action
where no crime happens would not constitute terrorism, but wearing black clothes at a protest
where someone does an ideologically motivated crime of terrorism could be seen as material.
supporting that crime or concealing the escape of the person who committed that crime.
I want to quote from the judge's instructions to the jury regarding the First Amendment,
quote, constitutionally protected speech can be properly used as evidence to prove a defendant's
motive, intent, and knowledge to commit the offense or further the unlawful purpose of
any jointly undertaken criminal activity. Stated another way, if a defendant's
defendants' speech, expression, or associations were made with the intent to knowingly provide
material support or resources to be used to prepare for or carry out a violation of federal law
or to carry out the concealment of an escape from such a violation, then the First Amendment
would not provide a defense to that conduct, unquote. So it is possible, now using this case
as precedent, if you're present at a protest before someone commits a serious crime,
and you have a tangential link to that person,
you could also face similar charges.
If you're in a group chat with someone
and then they commit a crime,
you could face similar charges.
This is not the first time
the government has tried to use
this sort of conspiracy
against a large group of protesters.
Notably, they tried to do this in Atlanta
unsuccessfully,
but I think it's worth noting
they were only unsuccessful
on their recode charges
because of procedural error,
not because of actual evidence argued in court.
It's that the prosecutor,
that case did not actually have justification or the legal justification to bring this charge.
So we never actually saw this get argued out in front of a jury and find the jury's verdict.
But this is a part of an ongoing strategy the prosecution has done against protesters the past
few years and in this case successfully.
Yeah, it's also like as bleak as this is, and this is very bleak.
This is not the final say on how any case like this will be adjudicated everywhere.
This is a case in Texas, right?
Like this is not.
Yes.
This isn't the fucking U.S. Supreme Court.
It's not even the Texas Supreme Court, right?
Yeah.
Not to minimize how fucking awful this is.
But this does not mean this is how cases like this will be adjudicated every time they come to court
everywhere in the U.S.
Yes.
And the vagueness of the material support charge is like a double-edged sword, right?
One, it can be used in cases like this.
And we don't actually know how they were exactly able to successfully argue that.
Because we don't know which specific.
federal offense of terrorism the jury found material support was provided for, or if it was
multiple offenses, nor do we know exactly which things the jury found constituted material support.
But because we don't know these things, that means when prosecutors try to argue this charge
again in the future, they kind of have to start from the ground floor all over again.
It's harder to apply this exact precedent because the specific things.
that constituted material support
and the specific crime
that material support
was provided for
are sort of ambiguous.
But the vagueness of this charge
certainly leads to a lot of confusion.
And you can now look at this case
and see that, you know,
legal possession of firearms,
firearms training,
and possession of political paraphernalia
could bolster ideological links
between UN defendants,
which could be used as evidence
for a charge like this, right?
Yep.
For conspiracy charges,
and that obviously is worrying.
Now, a song faces a minimum penalty of 20 years,
a maximum of life in prison.
Other defendants at Prairie Land face sentences ranging
from a minimum of 10 years to up to 60.
The husband, convicted of concealing documents,
faces up to 40 years in prison,
and those who pled guilty
faces sentences of up to 15 years in federal prison,
though their cooperation may lower that.
Another man faces charges for evidence tampering
because he allegedly removed Prairieland defendants from Discord chats last year,
but this is a state charge which will be going to trial later in April.
Yeah, that'll be interesting to watch, I guess.
Yeah.
This is bleak.
This is extremely worrying.
That's part of the point is to scare people,
to make people feel like they can't trust other activists,
to make people scared to organize,
to make them scared to be in group chats.
and yeah, there's very real reason to be concerned as a result of this.
However, none of this should be seen as like the final word on all of this stuff.
And this certainly is not as simple as just having a zine or wearing black is terrorism now.
That's not what was adjudicated here.
No, these things do all relate to or they're trying to be connected to, you know,
actual crimes which did occur.
And that's certainly the goal, by the way, that the right has, but that's not what they've
achieved quite yet.
I mean, it's definitely a way to try to scare people out of organizing in the sense that, you know,
you cannot be found a terrorist just by calling yourself like Antifa, just by being Antifa,
alone by yourself.
Yeah.
You're not going to be a terrorist.
The same way, you can't be put in jail just for being a Nazi, right?
Right.
But if you are part of a Nazi group chat where you're planning an action and then a Nazi
does something at the action like shooting a power substation, then that Nazi and the other Nazi
that he's organizing with, you know, could face terrorism charges.
That is how those sorts of, like, cases work.
And a very similar thing is being done here.
It's not the actual, like, political ideology necessarily at trial,
but organized with other people in furtherance of a political ideology
is what the government is trying to suppress.
Yep.
Cool.
Well, I don't have anything else to add at this point, you know?
No, we'll certainly cover this one's,
sentencing happens later this year in June.
Be careful.
And if you're in a group chat with somebody who keeps writing shit that you're like, wow,
that would be a terrible thing to hear read back in court.
Really reconsider staying in a group chat with that person.
Just be wary about what you say and what other people say to you online.
Not just because of court stuff, because if somebody is being incredibly reckless with the
things that they are putting down in writing.
They're probably being reckless in other areas.
Just be careful.
You know, folks, be careful.
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And we'll start with a man named James Ho, who on what might have been the biggest day of his judicial career so far couldn't have picked a creepier setting.
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to Indonesian islands on the businessman's 162-foot super yacht, and a $119,000 Bible that once belonged to
leading abolitionist Frederick Douglass. Crow flew Thomas to Dallas on his private jet so the
justice could swear in his former clerk. The surroundings included Crow's unnerving souvenirs
once described on the program Inside Edition. Questions are being raised.
today about Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas's friendship with a billionaire who collects
Nazi memorabilia. Published reports say Dallas Tycoon Harlan Crow's controversial collection includes
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the Bosnian-Serb nationalist who triggered World War I with his assassinations,
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in which he has suggested that the children of migrants might not be eligible for birthright citizenship
because the country is being, quote, invaded and that abortion actually somehow injures
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career of Judge James Ho, his alarming right-wing judicial activism, and the strange history of the Fifth
Circuit Court of Appeals, which since the Reagan administration has transformed for one of the most
liberal judicial bodies in the country to perhaps the scariest court in America.
Given its current reactionary reputation, it's a bit ironic the Fifth Circuit Court
convenes in a New Orleans courthouse named after John Minor Wisdom, a New Orleans native
who formed a critical part of a quartet of liberal judges known simply as the Four, who in the
1950s and 1960s issued a series of revolutionary rulings that advanced the civil rights movement.
President Dwight Eisenhower appointed Wisdom to the bench in 1957.
He quickly formed an alliance with three other liberal judges on the Fifth Circuit,
Albert P. Tuttle of Georgia, John R. Brown of Texas, and Richard T. Rivis of Alabama.
Rivis was the only Democrat on the squad that came to be known as the Fifth Four.
These liberals typically prevailed over the conservatives serving on the Fifth Circuit,
and at that point, the Fifth Circuit heard cases from states that spread across the core of the
one-time Confederacy, including Louisiana, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, and Georgia.
This placed the fifth bore on the front lines of the civil rights struggle.
In 1958, the Fifth Circuit began chipping away at Jim Crow.
The court heard the case of Joe Dorsey, Jr., of New Orleans, challenging Louisiana law
that outlawed matches between black and white boxers.
Wisdom wrote the majority opinion, which declared such legislation, made a mockery of the
equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution. That opinion,
like many wisdom wrote, would be upheld the following year by the Supreme Court that was
presided over by Chief Justice Earl Warren. Louisiana integrated boxing matches,
but for years outside the ring, the arenas divided into black and white seating.
In the coming years, the Fifth Circuit forced St. Helen Parish in Louisiana to reopen their schools
after that school board voted to close all campuses to prevent integration.
The Fifth Circuit Court ordered the University of Mississippi to admit an African-American student, James Meredith.
In his opinion, Wisdom wrote that Ole Miss, as it's known, had engaged in a carefully calculated campaign of delay, harassment, and masterly inactivity.
Riots broke out as federal troops had to enforce the order.
James H. Meredith is formally enrolled at the University of Mississippi.
Ending one chapter in the federal government's efforts to desegregate the university.
The town of Oxford is an armed camp following riots that accompanied the registration of the first Negro
in the university's 118-year history.
Much of this film record was destroyed when our cameraman Gordon Yoder was attacked,
but he did salvage pictures of Governor Ross Barnett at the scene.
The governor fought the court order long and bitterly before modifying his stand,
saying Mississippi was overpowered by the federal government.
President Kennedy appealed to the students and to the people of the state to comply peacefully with the law and bring the crisis to an end.
Even as he talked, riots were breaking out in Oxford.
Americans are free and sure to disagree with the law, but not to disobey it.
For any government of laws and not of men, no man, however prominent or powerful, and no mob, however unruly or boisterous,
is entitled to defy a court of law.
In 1963, the Fifth Circuit ordered the desegregation of community centers, cultural centers, playgrounds, and public parks.
The next year, the court ruled that jury selection system in Orleans, Paris, where, as wisdom noted,
no black had ever said on a grand jury or trial jury panel violated the Constitution.
Two years after that, the Fifth Circuit overturned Louisiana's voter registration.
literacy tests, which required a citizen to pass in the judgment of white officials, a written
test on the Constitution. Such laws had long disenfranchised impoverished African Americans and whites.
Perhaps wisdom's most significant opinion came with the 1968 United States v. Jefferson case,
which blocked states from avoiding compliance with the Brown v. Board of Education decision
by setting up so-called, quote, school choice plans, in which parents allegedly freely chose to send their
children to segregated schools.
Wisdom wrote,
The Constitution is both colorblind and color conscious.
To avoid conflict with the Equal Protection Clause,
a classification that denies a benefit,
causes harm, or imposes a burden must not be based on race.
In that sense, the Constitution is colorblind,
but the Constitution is color conscious to prevent discrimination
from being perpetuated and to undo the effects of past discrimination.
Quining a phrase that would later ignite fierce white backlash against civil rights north and south,
Wisdom said school systems needed to move beyond ostensibly not discriminating and to take, quote,
affirmative action to bring about a unitary non-racial system.
That phrase would provide a legal foundation for school busing as a means of genuinely integrating
schools and also introduced the concept of affirmative action, hiring practices, and other
stubborn aspects of racial exclusion. The Fifth Circuit's record of judicial progressivism continued
through the 1970s. A 1976 decision by the Fifth Circuit, for instance, required public colleges
and universities in Texas to recognize gay student organizations. Meanwhile, moderate Republicans
tried to persuade Richard Nixon to nominate wisdom for the United States Supreme Court.
However, Attorney General John Mitchell, who later went to prison for his role in the Watergate scandal, squashed the idea.
He complained that the judge was a damn left-winger, who would supposedly be as bad as a famously liberal Chief Justice Warren.
President Clinton would give Wisdom the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1993.
Wisdom died six years later.
If he miraculously returned, Wisdom would not recognize the appeals court that he spent so much of his life serving.
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In 1981, the federal judiciary was reorganized.
The Fifth Circuit Court now heard appeals only from Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas.
A new 11th Circuit Court now hears cases from Alabama, Georgia, and Florida.
We should provide a hopefully brief.
civics lesson here. The fifth court consists of 17 active judges and nine senior judges. When a side
loses a case in a federal district court, they can appeal to a circuit court where the case is heard by a
three-judge panel. In some cases, if one side disagrees with the judgment of the panel, they may
appeal the decision to the full judicial court. Among the active judges, those appointed by Republican
presidents outnumber those appointed by Democrats by a margin of 12 to 5. Donald Trump appointed
more than a third of these judges, six and all. Each, of course, could serve on the court for the
rest of their life. The Fifth Circuit also has eight senior judges who are semi-retired, but preside over a
limited number of cases. Six of them were also appointed by Republican presidents stretching back to
Ronald Reagan. Even in that hyper-conservative company, James Ho has stood out. Mike Davis,
the president of the pro-Trump Article III project, a group dedicated to put
federal courts further right has said, quote, on every crucial but controversial legal issue,
Jim Ho is constantly the tip of the spear.
It has been a cliche among the American right wingers that liberal judges from the time of Franklin
Roosevelt had become judicial activists for abusing their positions on the bench to advance
their political agendas rather than impartially ruling on the law, calling balls and
strikes. Ho's open political advocacy, however, has raised no alarms for those saying presume
advocates for judicial neutrality. While he served as Texas's Solicitor General, Ho did pro bono work
for the first Liberty Institute, a Christian right organization headquartered in Plano, Texas,
just north of Dallas, that won a case for a Washington State high school football coach who was
fired because he violated school policy by leading his team in prayer after each game.
The group has also represented bakers who refused to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples.
As a judge, Ho led a boycott of legal clerks who graduated from Yale Law School
to punish that institution for its supposed leftist cancel culture
and intolerance of conservative views.
During a speech to the Far Right Heritage Foundation, the authors of Project 2025,
Ho ridiculed lawyers with, quote, fancy credentials, fancy law schools, fancy clerkships,
fancy law firms and government jobs. He claimed that issued liberal opinions for no other purpose
than winning popularity. He urged young conservatives to assert themselves against the supposed
popularity of political correctness. In addition to serving on the bench, Ho could be considered
an activist, particularly on culture war issues like abortion. He's condemned abortion as the,
quote, immoral, tragic, and violent taking of innocent human life. In 2018, he upheld a Texas law that
required the cremation or burial of fetal remains, a potentially costly burden for women receiving
medical treatment. And the state of Texas argued that any potential financial burdens to women
or clinics were irrelevant since the Texas Conference of Catholic Bishops made a pledge to bury
the remains for low cost or even for free. Such a promise, of course, was not legally binding.
A district court overturned the law, but Ho and the Fifth Circuit reinstated it, arguing that
coerced burial protected religious freedom of the capital.
Catholic bishops.
Quote,
the First Amendment
expressly
guarantees the
free exercise of
religion, including
the right of
bishops to
express their
profound objection
to the moral
tragedy of
abortion,
Ho wrote.
Texas still
requires that
fetal remains
receive burial
or cremation.
As we'll
explain later,
it's not only
on the issue of
abortion that
Ho has staked
out in extreme
position.
In Mans v.
Sessions,
the Fifth Circuit
Court by
an 8-to-7
vote narrowly
avoided overturning a federal gun law that prohibited interstate gun sales.
Ho offered a bitter dissent, quoting his mentor, Clarence Thomas, and complaining that in spite
of the wide open access to firearms in this country, the Second Amendment had become, quote,
a second-class right. In his opinion, Ho ridiculed advocates of gun control of suffering from
hoplophobia, the irrational fear of guns. Ho and the entire Fifth Circuit achieved national infamy.
after the Supreme Court erased almost half a century of abortion rights
when it overturned the Roe v. Wade decision in the Dobbs v. Women's Health Organization case
on June 24, 2022. A little more than a year after that landmark case, on August 16,
2023, the Fifth Circuit upheld tightened access for women to Mithapristone,
the so-called abortion pill, which accounts for more than half of all terminated pregnancies in the United States.
Originally approved by the Food and Drug Administration in 2000, but only for prescription by hospitals
and other medical facilities, the FDA expanded access to the medication in 2016 and gave doctors
the right to directly prescribe Miffipristone. In response to the COVID-19 pandemic, starting in
2021, women could receive it through the mail. In 2024, an anti-abortion organization,
the Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine, intentionally incorporated in 2022 in Amarillo,
which placed it in the jurisdiction of the famously anti-abortion federal district judge, Matthew J.
Casmeric. Like Judge Ho, Casmeric belonged to the First Liberty Institute. While being considered
for the federal bench, he unsuccessfully tried to conceal his authorship of legal articles on gay
rights he thought might jeopardize approval of his domination by the U.S. Senate.
Casmeric has described gay and trans people as mentally disordered. The Alliance for Hippocratic
medicine filed suit in Casmaric's court, seeking to overturn the FDA's approval of Mitha Pristown,
even though decades of research had demonstrated its safety and its effectiveness for treating Cushing syndrome a severe endocrine disorder.
None of the doctors in the Alliance had ever been involved in a medical case in which the use of Miffa Prestown had been considered.
In his opinion, Casimir showed his disdain for medical personnel providing women reproductive care,
referring to them as, quote, abortionists and called terminating pregnancy through medication, quote,
starving the unborn human until death.
courts require that parties have what judges call standing in order to file a lawsuit.
That means, for instance, that one party has been in some way directly injured by the other party.
President Joe Biden's Food and Drug Administration questioned how the doctors in the Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine had in any way been directly harmed because women have access to abortion medications.
Casmeric found a fanciful way to grant the alliance a right to sue.
He claimed that treating the rare complications from Mithapristone overwhelmed hospitals and placed, quote, enormous pressure and stress on the doctors during emergencies and complications.
After granting the alliance standing, Casmeric issued a preliminary injunction suspending the FDA's approval of the drug.
The decision would go into effect in seven days in order to give the federal government a chance to file an appeal.
In his decision, Casmeric cited two studies that claimed the drug was harmful, but both had been retracted by.
biomedical journal. In effect,
Casmeric had banned Mitha Pristone
nationwide. The United States Justice
Department and Danco Laboratories,
Mitha Pistone's manufacturer,
appealed and the case went to
the Fifth Circuit. Judicial
chaos surrounding the status
of Mitha Pryston reigned
within hours as ABC
7 in Los Angeles reported.
A judicial bombshell involving
abortion that could have an impact
in all 50 states. A Texas
federal judge revoking FD.
approval of an abortion pill that's been used for more than 20 years.
But another federal judge in Washington state then issuing a contradictory ruling,
setting up another major battle over a woman's right to choose.
I witness news reporter Amy Powell joining us live in studio with more tonight.
Amy.
And Michelle, this is causing a lot of concern.
The reversal of Roe versus Wade by the Supreme Court was supposed to mean that abortion laws
would be left up to individual states.
But today, a Texas federal judge issued a ruling that could end
access to an abortion pill in all 50 states. Shortly after the Texas judge issued his decision,
a judge in Washington state issued a ruling ordering the FDA to make no changes to the availability
of Miffa Pristone. Those conflicting orders mean this case is likely to end up in the Supreme Court.
The Miffa Pristone case went to the Fifth Circuit where Judge Ho would write an opinion critics
characterized as disturbing, baffling, and bizarre. We'll talk about what happened in the
the Mifipristone case and how Judge Ho, an immigrant himself, has suggested that the children
of migrants might not be eligible for birthright citizenship because the United States is, in his
words, being invaded. But first, we'll hear some hopefully not too bizarre messages from our sponsors.
When the Fifth Circuit heard the appeal of Casimir's ruling, Ho didn't recuse himself in the case,
even though his wife, Allison, a lawyer, has repeatedly appeared at events sponsored by the Alliance
defending freedom, one of the litigants, and even received some of the litigants, and even received
speaking fees from the organization.
Ho brushed off this obvious conflict of interest.
On August 16, 2023, that court didn't completely uphold Kismarik's ruling, but it did impose
numerous restrictions on the abortion pill called Miffipristown, claiming that the FDA
didn't fully consider its potential health risks.
If the Supreme Court had upheld the Fifth Circuit's opinion, women would not have been allowed
to receive a prescription through the mail after online medical appointments.
They would have been able to receive the prescription only after a direct visit with a doctor and after three in-person follow-up appointments.
The window in which women would have been allowed to take Mithepristone would have been cut from 70 days of pregnancy to about 49.
Ho wanted to go much further than the Fifth Circuit's majority.
He wanted to rescind the FDA's approval of Mephtoprestone, which would have removed the drug from the market entirely.
When judges agree with a majority on a panel, they can write a concurring opinion that gives them a chance to grandstand about a case.
This is what Ho did in his concurrence when he bitterly complained that some believe that, quote,
no one should ever question the FDA.
Ho then asked the public to pity the obstetricians he claimed suffer because of women's abortion rights.
Ho drew on environmental case law, which acknowledges that a member of the public might believe that they've suffered a loss when, for instance,
Park is destroyed because it is the location of a new mining operation and that they can sue on that
basis. Ho argued that doctors could suffer the same sort of damages when a pregnancy is medically
ended. In his concurrence on Mithrapristone, Ho wrote the following. Unborn babies are a source
of profound joy for those who view them. Expectant parents eagerly share ultrasound photos
with loved ones.
Friends and family cheer at the sight of an unborn child,
and doctors delight in working with their unborn patients
and experience an aesthetic injury when they are aborted.
Leo Yu is an assistant professor of law at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth
who specializes in civil rights law.
You actually received law degrees in two countries,
his native China and in the United States.
at Southern Methodist University in Dallas.
While he lived in Texas, he lived under the jurisdiction of the Fifth Circuit
and saw close hand the legal chaos the Fifth Circuit is created in the states of Texas, Louisiana,
Mississippi.
In 2021, he created the podcast, Plead the Fifth.
Professor Yu believes that when Ho writes extreme opinion, such as in the Methaphrastone case,
he's desperately trying to get one man's attention.
he is auditioning all the time to the Supreme Court, and he went so far to create something
that is quite honestly just not even sensible. It's like, you know, people want to see cute little
ultrasounds of babies, and that makes important, you know, them having the standing to challenge
abortion pills because they wouldn't be able to see those cute little ultrasounds anymore. And
it just, that part of rationale is quite,
just insane. I think that part, I don't know if that is something that he truly believed. And I would
say that it's hard to imagine for anybody who truly believe that sort of analysis. So I put that part
of analysis as another way from Justice Holt trying to audition for the Supreme Court. Like,
hey, you think you found a conservative judge somewhere in D.C. Look at me. I'm even more. And
that's what it is.
No one would accuse the United States Supreme Court under John Roberts of being moderate,
but repeatedly Roberts and the other justices have taken the Fifth Circuit to task for going to extremes in its ruling.
As Texas Tribune writer Eleanor Klybinoff put it, quote, if the Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals was a boxer,
you'd bet on the other guy.
Writing a Supreme Court's reaction of Fifth Circuit rulings in July 2024,
Klybinoff noted that only three of the tribunal's decisions had been upheld,
while aid had been overturned, a one-lost record that ranked amongst the worst among circuit courts in the country.
In the Mepha Pristone case, Justice Brett Kavanaugh, hardly a Bolshevik,
expressed dismay that the Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine had been granted standing.
Kavanaugh wrote this, quote,
For a plaintiff to get in the federal courthouse door and obtain a judicial determination of what the governing law is,
the plaintiff cannot be a mere bystander, but instead must have a personal stake in the dispute.
If the standard set by Judge Ho and his peers in New Orleans remained in place,
Kavanaugh warned, quote, virtually every citizen would have standing to challenge virtually every government action that they do not like.
Governing, he suggested, would become impossible.
It wasn't just on the issue of legal standing that the Supreme Court found the Fifth Circuit court's judgment lacking.
In the case of Rahimi v. the United States, the Fifth Circuit overturned a federal law that prohibited domestic abusers from buying firearms.
The highest court on June 21, 2024, overturned that decision by an 8-to-1 margin.
Chief Justice John Roberts, who generally supports a very broad view of gun rights, said that history, quote, confirms what,
common sense suggest when an individual poses a clear threat of physical violence to another,
the threatening individual may be disarmed. Roberts also suggested that the Fifth Circuit
misunderstood the Supreme Court's view of the Second Amendment. Professor, you told us that
as conservative as Supreme Court majority might be, outside of Clarence Thomas, they have found
the Fifth Circuit's rulings to be an embarrassment and conservative judicial philosophy.
On that, again, I think that was an A to one opinion, and Clarence Thomas was the only person who would agree with the Fifth Circuit.
So in general, I think the Supreme Court is definitely conservative, but the Supreme Court appreciate a certain type of conservativeness that they can chute on.
And it's something that it can lace with some academic legitimacy and not just some sort of attention-seeking paragraphs that would make people.
feel some sort of feelings.
On the last day of its 2024 session,
the Supreme Court sent back to the Fifth Circuit
a case involving a 2021 Texas law
that limited the ability of social media companies
to suspend user accounts for extremist
or violence inciting content.
The law was inspired by the decision of what was then called Twitter,
and now X, as well as other social media companies,
to de-platform Donald Trump,
after the president encouraged his supporters
to ransack the capital
and stop the counting of election.
electoral college votes on January 6, 2021. The Fifth Circuit previously upheld the law, claiming that it
rejected, quote, the idea that corporations have a freewheeling First Amendment right to censor what
people say. Ho and his allies on the Fifth Circuit, however, are fine with censoring free expression by
members of the LGBT community. In March 2020, 43, Walter Wendler, the president of West Texas A&M
University, a public institution, canceled a drag show schedule at Legacy.
Hall, a campus building. Organizers plan to use proceeds from the performance to raise money for
the Trevor Project, a nonprofit group that seeks to prevent suicides in the LGBTQ Plus community.
In a statement canceling the show, Wendler explicitly said that his private religious beliefs guided
his decision. West Texas A&M University will not host a drag show on campus. I believe every human being is
created in the image of God, and therefore a person of dignity. Does a drag show preserve a single
thread of human dignity? I think not. As a performance exaggerating aspects of womanhood,
sexuality, femininity, gender, drag shows stereotype women in cartoon-like extremes for the amusement
of others and discriminate against womanhood.
Drag shows are derisive, divisive, and demoralizing misogyny, no matter what the stated intent.
Such conduct runs counter to the purpose of West Texas A&M.
A person or group should not attempt to elevate itself or a cause by mocking another person or group.
As a university president, I would not support blackface performances on our campus.
Even if told the performance is a form of free speech or intended as humor, it is wrong.
Spectrum WT, a pro-LGBQ student organization, filed a suit challenging the ban and requested an injunction blocking Wendler's action.
But Judge Kazmirik, the same jurist who initially blocked access to Miffipristone, sided with West Texas A&M and issued a preliminary ruling preventing the drag show from taking place pending a trial.
He said the performance supposed sexual content lacked free speech protections.
Quote, the First Amendment does not prevent school officials from restricting vulgar and lewd conduct
that would undermine the school's basic educational mission, particularly in settings where children are physically present,
Kazm Eric wrote in his September 22, 2023 opinion.
Spectrum WT appealed.
The case went to the Fifth Circuit where a three-judge panel heard arguments on whether the fundraiser could proceed.
on August 18, 2025 by a two-to-one vote, the panel reversed Casmeric's ruling.
Judge Leslie Southwick, a George W. Bush appointee, and a Bill Clinton appointed U.S. Circuit Judge James Dennis, ruled that West Texas A&M had violated the gay student organizations' expressive rights.
Predictably, Ho dissented. He simply echoed the arguments used by the university president, insisting that banning drag shows somehow advanced inclusivity.
University officials have determined that drag shows are sexist for the same reason that blackface performances are racist.
And Supreme Court precedent demands that we respect university officials when it comes to regulating student activities to ensure an inclusive educational environment for all.
Spectrum WT's victory proved temporary.
The panel's decision would not go into effect until the case was heard by the entire Fifth Circuit Court.
Meanwhile, a full trial unfolded in Casimir's court in January.
Not surprisingly, he ruled in favor of West Texas A&M.
He said that the student group had not proven that the show was meant to convey a message that might be protected by the First Amendment
and that by their nature, drag shows have sexualized content and the university had the right to regulate on-campus grounds.
The hearing before the full Fifth Circuit was canceled, although Spectrum's legal team at the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression plans a different appeal.
On February 25th, a panel of the Fifth Circuit also upheld a new state ban on certain types of drag performances.
Judge Kurt Englehart, appointed to the Fifth Circuit by President Donald Trump,
expressed doubt that such shows were protected by the Constitution, especially said, quote, in the presence of minors.
While the Fifth Circuit chipped away at free speech rights for the LGBTQ plus community,
it advanced the rights of states to impose speech on public school teachers.
The full court by a 12 to 6 margin lifted a district court's hold on a Louisiana state law requiring teachers display posterized copies of the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms.
In spite of the First Amendment's prohibition on establishing a state religion or requiring religious practice and the efforts of the founders of the American Republic like Thomas Jefferson to erect a wall of separation between church and state, James Ho celebrated the decision.
The Louisiana law was not only constitutional host said, it, quote,
affirms our nation's highest and most noble traditions.
That claim left Professor Yu baffled.
The question is, is he a historian?
When he said that the founding members of this country would like that,
what historical record is he relying on?
But isn't that even anti-common knowledge that our founders would really resent that
to push our newly established republic to a situation where we push our citizens to believe in certain
things religiously. That is exactly the reason why they left Europe.
The Fifth Circuit has presented a threat not only to the separation of church and state, free speech,
and LGBTQ plus rights, but it has also placed the rights of workers in its crosshairs.
On August 19th, the United States Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals upheld an injunction requested by attorneys for Elon Musk,
Space X Corporation, ruling that the structure of the National Labor Relations Board is unconstitutional
and prohibiting it from acting against that company and two other corporations, the NLRB charged
with labor law violations. As has often happened, the Fifth Circuit Court ruling conflicts with
that of another Circuit Court, the Ninth Circuit, which upheld the power granted by the NLRB.
This split almost certainly guarantees the case will end up in front of a Supreme Court that has
been no friend of American workers. On rare occasions, the Fifth Circuit might still acknowledge that
society is tilted against the poor and people of color. A panel made up of Fifth Circuit judges
ruled that Labine Conan could proceed with our lawsuit against the United States Post Office,
a landlord who owns two properties in Ulyss, a suburb between Dallas and Fort Worth,
Conan claimed that beginning in 2020, two local postal employees are
abruptly stopped delivering mail first to her and then to her tenants because she said they didn't
like the idea that a black person owned the properties. The post office is mostly shielded from
lawsuits by a legal doctrine called sovereign immunity, under which, as legal analyst Ellie Mistal,
explains, quote, the government cannot be held liable for monetary damages arising out of actions
taken by the government. What was unique about the United States Postal Service v. Kahn case,
however, was that in this circumstance the government was causing intentional damage to a private citizen.
This time, the Fifth Circuit ruled in the favor of a marginalized citizen and ruled the suit could go forward.
This rare progressive ruling was for not, however.
The Supreme Court overturned the Fifth Circuit once again.
Clarence Thomas wrote the opinion for the five-four majority, essentially ruling as Mistal summarized the case,
quote, that the post office is immune from liability, even when its workers intentionally refrauded,
to do their jobs.
Mistal suggested that this decision carries ominous implications for the upcoming election,
should the U.S. Postal Service, for instance, refuse to deliver mail-in ballots.
In spite of James Ho's status as an immigrant, his most alarming opinion might be regarding
birthright citizenship.
Ratified in 1868, just three years after the end of the Civil War,
the 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution declares in its opening sentence that, quote,
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof
are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside.
For 128 years, Supreme Court has rejected claims that citizenship can be denied to persons born
or naturalized here based on their race or the immigration status of their parents.
In the 1898 United States v. Wong Kim R case, the Supreme Court upheld the citizenship of a man
born in the United States to Chinese parents.
The government tried to block Arc from returning to the United States after he visited China
based on the 1882 Chinese Exclusion Act, which barred the Chinese from immigrating here.
The court ruled 62 that Arc's birth in the United States established his American citizenship
and his right to reside here.
James Ho has not always attacked the concept of birthright citizenship, and in fact, he used to defend it.
Quote, birthright citizenship is a constitutional right, no less for the children of undocumented
persons than for the descendants of passengers of the Mayflower, Ho said, in a 2007 opinion piece for
the Des Moines Register. However, as the political wind shifted strongly against immigrants,
particularly in a Trump era, Ho is also tilted in a dramatically different direction.
In a 2024 interview, Ho claimed that the United States was being invaded by the foreign born,
and that denying citizenship to the children of the undocumented was necessary to defend national sovereignty.
Ho said,
Birthright citizenship obviously doesn't apply in case of war or invasion.
No one, to my knowledge, has ever argued that the children of invading aliens are entitled to birthright citizenship.
And I can't imagine what the legal argument for that would be.
It's like the debate over unlawful combatants after 9-11.
Everyone agrees that birthright citizenship doesn't apply to the children of lawful combatants,
and it's hard to see anyone arguing that unlawful combatants should be treated more favorably than lawful combatants.
The question of birthright citizenship might now be out of the hands of Ho and the rest of the Fifth Circuit.
On December 5th, the Supreme Court agreed to hear.
a case on the constitutionality of Donald Trump's executive order that would deny citizenship
to those born in the United States if their parents were in the country temporarily or lacked
legal status. Dr. Yu thinks that the Supreme Court is likely to accommodate those restrictions,
even as they reject James Howe's more extreme theories. I think the Supreme Court would
roll back some portion of the 14th Amendment protection over people who are born in this country,
but I don't think they are going to what Justice Ho is going after, that is the invasion theory.
That doesn't mean that James Ho may not one day bring his extreme views on immigration to the nation's highest court.
The two most far-right judges on the United States Supreme Court are James Ho's mentor, Clarence Thomas, who turned 78 on June 23rd, and Samuel Alito, who celebrates his 76th birthday on April 1st.
Court watchers are speculating that Alito might step down as early as October.
His wife, Martha Ann, has expressed eager anticipation that the couple might soon be able to openly express their political views as though the Alito's opinions have ever been a mystery.
It's still an uphill battle, but the odds of Democrats retaking the Senate after the off-year elections have improved significantly in recent weeks.
Alito may want to retire while a Republican-controlled Senate would still be able to rubber-stamp Trump's choice for his successor.
Alito also has a book coming out on October 6th the day after the Supreme Court starts its fall term.
Continuing to serve on the court would interfere with any book promotion tour.
Such an opening might lead to James Ho getting a promotion.
But Professor Yu said that the fifth court judge shouldn't pack his bags just yet.
Trump has largely outsourced the job of picking new federal judges or promoting them,
to the far-right federal society,
and you think that Hoh might lack the polish
that a powerful lobbying group would see.
I think, you know,
it's not a secret that he's trying to get there,
but I honestly think it's not going to be him.
He doesn't really fit into the profile of a person
who would get there.
I think the FESOC, you know,
the Federalist Society is basically the handler of that situation.
They would be able to, you know, screen named
and, you know, make short list to the,
White House. And so what kind of people they're looking for? I think that they're definitely
looking for a conservative if Alito is going away, right? They're looking for a conservative,
but I don't think Justice Hull is in their favor because I think they're trying to find another
person who is more sophisticated than Justice Hull, if I may say that. They wanted to find a person
who is definitely conservative, but being able to rewrap the message with academic legitimacy
and to force a meaningful majority at the court to push through their agenda.
Recently, Trump said he was considering Ted Cruz of Texas for the next Supreme Court vacancy.
If so, James Ho may be enjoying his lifetime post at the Fifth Circuit for the foreseeable future.
Ho celebrated his 53rd birthday on February 27th.
That means his legal philosophy will shape gay and trans rights, the limits of free speech, who can buy firearms, and where and how, how much autonomy women have over their bodies, and what access they will enjoy to health care, and where the boundaries will be drawn between church and state for years to come.
Ho may not make it to the Supreme Court, but he could still be the loudest voice on the scariest court in the scariest court in American.
and shape the future of 40 million Americans in Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi for decades to come.
We'd like to thank our friend Steve Mason for providing some of the voices today.
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history and journalism. And I often write about the region. I'm also part
Palestinian, and I also write a lot about Israel and Palestine. And obviously, in the past few
years, I've been covering and also worrying a lot about what's been happening. Yeah, thank you so much
for joining us, especially at such a difficult time.
For the listeners, we were recording March 22nd, 2026, and Israel's attack on Lebanon is ongoing.
So we're really grateful to Elia for joining us and talking to us about what this means and what we're seeing on the ground.
Yeah, so maybe I'll start there.
Can you lay out for the listener, what is happening in Lebanon right now?
So what's been happening in Lebanon is directly connected to the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran,
which started, what, about 20 to 23 days ago, something like that.
That was in itself in the context of negotiations between the Americans and the Iranians in Switzerland,
mediated by Amman.
And just moments later, really, that same night, the bombing of Iran started.
In Lebanon, or rather, the way Lebanon enters this story is a couple of days after the assassination of Khomeini,
Dairatollah of Iran, Hezbollah launched rockets towards Israel.
And this was used by the Israelis as,
effectively them saying that we will unleash hell on Lebanon. And that's often how it's been reported.
What is often missed, even in that context, I mean, is that there was a so-called ceasefire
between Israel and Lebanon and Hezbo, obviously, for 13 months before that. But that's so-called
ceasefire. The reason I'm saying so-called ceasefire had already been violated by the Israelis,
and this is figures that come from the UNFEL, the UN Peacekeeping Forces in Lebanon, over 15,000 times.
whereas they themselves, in fact, even the BBC today,
I saw an article today, acknowledged that Hezbollah had not violated the ceasefire,
which, you know, just I guess tells you also where the mood is at in terms of the coverage.
Since then, like in the past three weeks, the hell, and this term was used by Israeli officials themselves,
that has been unleashed on Lebanon, has been unprecedented.
And even by Israeli wars on Lebanon standards, which is saying a lot,
as of time of recording, at least 20% of the entirety of Lebanon has already been displaced.
And for the most part, these are people that had already experienced displacement at least once in 2024 when this war started,
if not older patterns of displacements going back to the Civil War and the Israeli occupation of South Lebanon in the 80s and 90s and so on.
And pretty unclear where this is headed.
because just hours before we even started recording,
they escalated their bombings of bridges connecting South Lebanon
to the rest of Lebanon,
bridges over the Littani River,
which is one of the rivers in the south,
as part of the attempt to cut off the entire region of Lebanon,
of South Lebanon from the rest of the country.
And yeah, we can get into more of the details
and the impact that this is having on Lebanon itself, of course,
because this tends to be, unfortunately, like, not covered as much.
Yeah, thank you.
So to kind of summarize,
because they decided to launch a war against Iran.
And obviously, there's so much to say about that,
we're not going to be able to address every aspect of this conflict.
But because of that, and after particularly the assassination of the Ayatollah,
Hezbollah launched rockets.
And then the Israelis who had already been breaking the ceasefire between them and Hezbollah
that had emerged over the past year, decided to kind of ramp up their attacks.
And when we say ramp up their attacks, you know, you've mentioned like the destruction of
infrastructure cutting off the south, basically clearing villages, etc.
The Israeli officials, including Netanyahu, have said they want to impose what they
called the Gaza model on Lebanon.
So what can we understand from this kind of comment?
Yeah, thank you.
It's important to note that such comments are not new at all, and they have also been
uttered in times of quote-unquote peace, so when there isn't any kind of active conflict.
In my own article for 972, which I wrote about, I don't know, two weeks ago.
So I quote a number of those politicians, and I'll just mention a few of them here.
You have Gallant, who has, of course, since been and still has an arrest warrant by the International Criminal Court.
He threatened to send Lebanon back to the Stone Age, and this was in November 2024.
The diaspora affairs minister Amishai Chikli declared in September 2024 that Lebanon, quote,
does not mean the definition of a state.
And he described all of the Shia population of Lebanon,
as quote-unquote hostile, which is genocidal language, by definition.
And even about two, three weeks ago or so, Smotrich, who's one of kind of the main for right
politicians in Israel today, said that very soon, as I'm quoting, very soon, Dahhi will resemble
Khan Yunus, Da'i being the southern suburb of Beirut, where there's a lot of support
of Hezbollah and has always been talked about by the Israelis as like one of the quote-unquote
Hezbollah strongholds. In fact, they pioneered, you might say,
their Daahi doctrine in 2006, so named after Da'i, there was a war in 2006 as well between Israel and
Hezbollah, which is quite explicitly a policy of bombing civilian infrastructure in order to
put pressure on their enemy in this case, Hezbollah, which is basically an acknowledgement that
they violate international law as state policy. And on March 11, a member of the Knesset
for the same party of Smotri, as Smotritch said, and I'm quoting, we must conquer territory in
southern Lebanon, destroy villages there, and annexed the territory to the state of Israel, end quote.
There's another one, Gaddi-Icen, quote, who was the former chief of staff of the Israeli army,
the IDF, said around the same time, I think it was a couple of weeks ago, quote, the Da'i doctrine
has never been more relevant than right now, and it must be implemented, end quote,
the Da'i Doctrine being the one that I just mentioned.
And this, as I said, not new.
Whether in the context of talking about Palestinians in Razaar long before the ongoing genocide,
whether in the context of talking about the Lebanese and so on,
there has been this strain of open utterances of genocidal framing
on behalf of like Israeli politicians and military leaders.
One needs to know this to understand why they act in certain ways in Lebanon.
If it was just about like, you know, targeting their enemies or whatever,
that would be like one way of doing warfare.
But it will then explain like detonating entire villages as they've been doing during the so-called ceasefire.
It wouldn't explain spraying herbicide.
which they did about a month ago
over large parts of South Lebanon,
including parts of Syria for that matter,
which killed crops and so on.
It would explain them not allowing farmers
to harvest their crops.
It would explain all of these things.
What would explain all of these things
is if you take into account
what they say their intentions are in Lebanon
or the very least what they want
it to happen in Lebanon, if that makes sense.
Yeah, it really seems like the Israeli policy,
especially now that there's been
really no accountability for what happened in Gaza,
is like basically to pursue maximum violence, including against civilians, and create, I think,
kind of like a no man's land buffer zone around Israel. Now, there are some elements of
Israeli society that are like religious Zionist, like messianic types who want to like settle
and like expand. But aside from those, those people, like I think even we would call like
centrists in Israel or like the liberals in Israel are like, okay, well, yeah,
Yeah, we do need a buffer zone.
We need to flatten Gaza.
We need to flatten southern Lebanon.
And what this translates to, I mean, in Lebanon in particular, is I think, you know,
some estimates say over a thousand have been killed in just the past like two, two and a half weeks.
Yeah.
And then millions displaced, right?
Yeah.
20% of the country.
Lebanon is one of the smallest countries in the world.
And South Lebanon is one of the only regions in the country that you might call like a breadbasket in terms of agriculture.
So yeah, 20% of the population has already been displaced.
And those are those that could be registered.
You can imagine numbers being higher than that.
And as I said, like a lot of those people have already been displaced a number of times before,
even in 2024 when there was the initial escalation.
But many of them even going back to 2006 when there was the war and in some cases even further
back in the 80s and 90s when the Israelis occupied southern Lebanon.
And I guess this is really important to note because obviously what's happening today is
connected to the war on Iran. Of course, it's directly connected. But if one only knows this,
I think we miss what I would describe as a bit of an Israeli obsession with Lebanon specifically
for a long time. There's like historical roots to all of this. It even goes back to the Israelis
having ties with the local Christian far right in the 60s, especially as the 70s and 80s.
Like during the Civil War? During the Civil War in Lebanon. And a bit of this almost, I mean,
ideological thing of like we will we will focus on the non-Muslims and hope that they're on our
side that that sort of thing which is a policy that the Israelis have done within israel Palestine and
and in Syria you know this is an ongoing thing as well and so on and so forth I really want to
emphasize this because I have had the experience when I read a lot of the coverage and you know
listen to podcasts what have you that even among people who don't support the state of Israel who
are very critical of it that tends to be understandably because Lebanon is less powerful than
Iran, not as influential on a global scene or whatnot. But there's usually a tendency to link
what happens in Lebanon directly to what's happening in Iran. And this has been true in the past three
weeks. And as I said, this is, of course, partly the case. It's not like completely irrelevant.
Hezbollah did even state that the reason why they launched those rockets was to avenge the
assassination of Daedalas. Of course, it's directly related. But there's all of this like wider in
all the context that can help at the very least explain why the Israelis are doing that in Lebanon. And
also help explain what's happening to Lebanon itself, which tends to be not just focused on.
I mean, yeah, let's discuss for a moment where Lebanon was before these latest attacks,
before the ceasefire, before October 7th. For the Lebanese people, it has been increasingly
unlivable. There's been a financial crisis and economic crisis. Lebanon has hosted huge
amounts of refugees from Syria, from Palestine, continues to. These conditions now where,
effectively like what, like half of the country is like inaccessible or some large portion of the
country is inaccessible. The capital city is being bombed, residential buildings. Like there's,
there's nothing kind of off limits. What is the situation now for for regular people who first
and foremost have not had any kind of like sense of accountability from their own government and have
had also Hezbollah sort of, you know, acting unilaterally in some ways.
obviously this does not excuse Israeli actions in any way, but what's the kind of like
sense of emotion right now among Lebanese people?
I mean, despair is, I guess, one word to describe it.
There's definitely a sense of helplessness.
Hezbollah is not a popular party in the country in terms of like the percentage of the
population.
The recent actions, whether this one or like after October 7th, the decision to join the war
was unpopular and still is unpopular.
that's something that the Israelis are trying to capitalize on, obviously,
either because they want to just destroy the party
or because as part of doing that,
they also want to destabilize all of Lebanon,
sort of both of those things are happening at the same time.
The current government in Lebanon is led by the guy who was the head of the ICJ,
once South Africa had started its case of accusing Israel of genocide,
like a year or so ago.
So his binom is naive of what Israeli intentions are.
But I think what's really important to understand
of what's kind of the mood of the country
is the sense that no.
matter what we decide as a nation, it's completely out of our hands. And this goes beyond even
questions related to Hezbollah and Hezbollah's actions. Because as I said, even when Hezbollah does
not launch rockets or whatnot, Israelis continue to violence ceasefires anyway. They encroach land anyway.
They dynamite entire villages anyway. They spray those herbicides and so on anyway. And it's one of
those things that it's also important to know this to understand why there are people, for example,
in South Lebanon that regardless of their personal feelings towards Hezbollah don't see any alternatives
because in fact there are none. Something that I know isn't talked about as much and certainly
not covered as much is the fact that the armed force that is supposed to be the alternative to
Hezbollah, the thing that we hear about all the time, that the Americans, what they want is for
Hezbollah to be disarmed and for the Lebanese army to take over and so on and so forth. And this is
basically the stated goal of the entire world in a sense, or at least a good chunk of it. And
in fact, it's officially the stated policy of the Lebanese state itself. That is their
intention as far as like their public declarations and so on. And they have made certain moves
to that end as well. But the Lebanese army is the army of a very poor country that has been
an economic crisis for a long time. When we had wildfires in 2019, there wasn't even
enough like equipment to tackle them and like foreign government had to donate helicopters and stuff
like that. And that Lebanese army is also heavily subsidized, if you want to say, like funded
in any case by the United States itself,
the same United States that obviously heavily funds and arms the Israelis.
Of course, the weapons that the Lebanese get is nothing compared to the weapons that
the Israelis get.
There's no such thing as an iron dome in Lebanon.
None of these things are available to the Lebanese.
And so effectively what is being asked of Lebanon itself,
and especially of South Lebanon, of the Ahean, East Lebanon,
ultimately of all of Lebanon, is that just accept your fate.
just accept that there's nothing you can do about the Israelis.
There's nothing you can do about their actions in Lebanon proper.
I'm not even talking about any actions like rockets towards this.
I'm talking their actions in Lebanon itself.
And they're also asking Hezbollah, for example, to disarm,
which in other self, I am not opposed to.
But in the context of what has been happening,
in the context of what's happening now,
I think it's ludicrous to imagine that people in a context,
like in South Lebanon,
who have decades now long experience
of seeing Israeli occupation,
of seeing Israeli troops on their lands,
no matter, like, multiple different,
you know, different prime ministers in Israel
taking the charge and whatnot,
but that continuing to be this kind of almost eternal fact in a sense,
at least that's how it's, that's how it feels.
They're being asked to just disarm and hope for the best.
That's really, like, effectively the policy towards Lebanon at the moment.
Like, I saw an interview with one of the French ministers a few,
a few days ago, and she was asked, like,
why aren't we doing more to help Lebanon by someone in the audience or whatever?
And she said that we're sending humanitarian aid and we have uniform forces in southern Lebanon and so on.
Unifle forces, those UN peacekeeping forces, as I said, don't have a legal right to even retaliate against the Israelis,
including when Israel bombs them, which it has done at least twice in the past few weeks.
The Lebanese army rarely engages with Israelis.
They don't even have the means in the first place.
And so what are people expected to do?
And this is sort of the context in which everything else almost doesn't matter.
Like in terms of whether you personally like the Hezbollah, I certainly don't.
And whatever like one's personal feelings or even politics is towards a political party,
because they're also members of the Lebanese parliament, towards the state itself,
whatever it is, that it really feels that ultimately it's like out of our hands.
And this is like a component of this entire thing that I really see, to be honest, discussed.
as though like there are like two sides to the story or like two equal armed actors for that,
even non-armed, like equal states for that matter.
And it's just not the case.
Yeah, thank you so much for laying that out like that.
I think that you're right that it's not well acknowledged how disempowered.
The international community basically expects people in the region, including the Lebanese,
to behave and like accept the fact that they are collateral damage in Israel's, you know,
perpetual desire for domination.
American political scientist Nathan Brown
just published this article called Israel's Forever Wars
for the Carnegie Endowment.
His argument is that there's been a shift
in the Israeli policy
where he says it used to be deterrence,
domination, and diplomacy have long blended
in Israeli statecraft.
And today he says,
they've been eclipsed by something harsher,
quote, a preference for domination,
degradation, and the prevention of the adversary's recovery.
I mean, I think he's right,
though I think that we've seen
kind of a, at least a lower intensity, maybe not as high intensity, but we've seen a long-scale
policy of domination even before this moment, but I think this moment does definitely bring it out,
which brings me to my question of like, for Hezbollah in particular, in the last year, two
years, like there have been assassinations. We saw the pager attack. You know, it seems that Hasbullah
has been very effectively weakened. And since the Israelis are now kind of going all out,
what do you think is going to happen to Hezbollah as a group set aside perhaps their public support or lack thereof?
So it's important to note that Hezbollah comes from a certain context.
They rose in the context of South Lebanon during the Israeli occupation of South Lebanon.
They rose as the alternative to existing parties that were either seen as to complicit with Israelis or maybe too weak or complacent or whatnot.
And essentially because there was a need for something like Hezbollah at the time.
And again, this is completely regardless of my personal opposition to a lot of their politics,
whether it's in Lebanon or especially in Syria.
But that question, if you want to call it the Lebanese question, is completely being
sidesteped.
It's not being tackled whatsoever.
And in fact, it's not that dissimilar, I think, from the Israeli attempt to erase or try to
pretend as though the Palestinian question as well as can be completely sidesteped, that they can
just continue to pursue this policy of just complete domination, as you said, you know,
make these Arabic accord these with the UAE and the European Union.
other, some of the other Arab states, for example, without any mentions of Palestine or Palestinians
and so on and so forth. And in the case of Lebanon, it's like less official because there isn't
that component, but the spirit of it is pretty similar. There is a sort of like a legalistic
framework of the land for peace. And I think explaining that at least briefly would, I think,
contextualize the code that you even knew, you just read out to us here, that, you know,
the Israelis occupied Arab territories in 1967.
Palestinian, obviously, there being Gaza, the West Bank, and East Jerusalem, Egypt, of course, was the Sinai, and Syria was and still is the Golden Heights.
And so the land for peace, quote unquote, worked in the case of Egypt. They occupied the Sinai, and then as part of a peace deal with Egypt, they returned the Sinai to the Egyptians.
It didn't happen with Syria. The Syrian Golden Heights have been occupied since 1967, or effectively de facto annexed in 1981.
David Annex was so long that Smotrich himself was born in an illegal settlement in the
Syrian Golan Heights.
And I'm mentioning this because the Lebanese state, the prime minister that I mentioned earlier,
about what, a week ago, 10 days ago or so, said that he's hoping for a land for peace framework,
which to me shows just how desperate even they are.
Like they don't know what to do.
They have no options in front of them.
So what they're hoping is that by doing all of these things, public declarations,
against Hezbollah, by declaring some of their activities illegal, by, I think, like a few days
ago, they said that the media cannot call them the resistance, for example, which is in Arabic,
how they would be referred to, and so on and so forth. These attempts to placate the Americans,
especially, and so on, and maybe, like, show that, you know, we're doing something about this. Can you
stop the Israelis, essentially? Haven't achieved anything. The Israelis have just escalated, continue to
escalate, continue to bomb more and more and more, larger and larger parts of the country. But
that land for peace framework, which is the framework since the 60s, basically,
is as far as I can tell right now, the only thing that the Lebanese government hope
that they can even use.
But the difficulty in all of that, like, A, I don't think it's realistic because of the
Syrian example, like they haven't, they have never given up their Golden Heights.
I don't see any reason why they would if they do decide to occupy all of South Lebanon.
And also because the shift, and this is what you were referring to with that person,
and you mentioned, the shift in Israeli politics in the past few decades isn't even that,
if you might call it strategic, that we're going to do the thing, even if it's illegal,
we're going to occupy land, even if it's illegal, but sort of like the ultimate purpose of it
is something that resembles some kind of diplomatic negotiation. It's domination almost
for its own sake. There is no end goal necessarily. You mentioned there are, of course, religious
Zionists, but you also have others that are not interested in settlement. They're just interested
in destroying the land, like destroying having this so-called buffer zone, which is a euphemism,
which is just a no man's land, it's just destroying everything. And so the policy can shift,
in a sense, but the intention is to just try and dominate for as long as possible, for its own sake.
And this is a wider pattern in Israeli politics that I don't know how well understood it is,
maybe a bit more now than before, because even before the ongoing war in Iran started,
the Naf Taliban, who was the prime minister of Israel and reportedly wants to replace Netanyahu
in the upcoming elections, said that Turkey is the next Iran.
Virtually any Israeli paper center and further to the right, which is most of them,
you read them, there is someone who has at some point in this, I'm not talking just a random
person, I'm talking like a high-ranking politician and military official, at some point
described like Turkey as being next.
And what needs to be understood with all of this is not, oh, can they actually do this or
whatnot because maybe they can't. I don't know. I hope we never find out. But it's that like they can't
stop. It's becoming an end in itself. There has to be an enemy. There has to be a constant
creation almost of like an external enemy in like in Israeli political discourse today because
nothing else works in Israeli politics. And this is a shift in Israeli politics in the past. I'm going to
say, I don't know, two or three decades. I know how one would start counting that shift. And it does go back
to the Palestinian question and in the sense of like them not wanting to address it at all,
not even pretending that they're going to because they've been pretending, you know,
obviously not actually doing it, but even pretending that, you know, they were doing so
the Austro accord and whatnot.
There isn't even that.
I think it's useful to understand their attitude towards Lebanon as at least in part
a continuation of that attitudes towards Palestinians.
So in many ways, like the Palestinian question itself remains the one that they want to
avoid at all costs and whatever that means bombing Iran, bombing Lebanon, bombing other countries
later, I don't know, obviously bombing Syria, they've already done it, you know, and so on and so forth.
Genocide as a tool of conflict management. Yeah. Yeah, it's just domination, I said, for its own sake,
because they can't imagine any kind of other alternative. And they haven't had a need to do so because,
you know, as you said, they've gotten away with a lifestream genocide for over two years now.
why would they think differently about Lebanon,
a very poor country that doesn't have that many resources and whatnot?
Which isn't to say that they will succeed and they will win and so on,
but this is what they've been saying, this is their intention.
I think that's very valid.
I mean, it's not a coincidence.
You said, you know, you would try to trace it back to like the past two or three decades.
It's not a coincidence that this mentality and this, you know,
reorientation of Israel's entire policy
especially comes after the end of the second Palestinian Intifada,
and then not even just no meaningful negotiations,
no negotiations at all.
Like you said, there was the land for peace mantra,
the idea with that is that they were going to get peace
if they give back land,
but the underlying assumption of that
is that they would be held accountable
by the international community, by their own allies.
After the Second Intifada,
basically the Americans and the international community gave up, essentially even pretending
that Palestinians would ever get anything.
This has culminated in now and Israel that, as you said, it's domination for domination's
sake, and they think that they can maintain control in this way.
Now, Turkey is going to be a different beast than Iran.
Turkey is a NATO member.
But as we've seen in the last couple of weeks, like, they don't care about blowing
up the entire region. They don't care about the straight of Hermuz being closed. They don't care about
oil fields being attacked. They don't care about, you know, the global economy tanking. Like,
it's not inconceivable that they attack Turkey. Even if the outcome might be different or we might
see like further escalations, it's not inconceivable. And now I just want to point this out,
the very kind of pro-Israel think tank in Washington, the foundation for the defensive democracy,
their new line now is to say, land for peace is outdated. Now,
we need to pursue instead peace for land.
There you go.
Yeah, which means acceptance of Zionism earns these people a right to govern themselves.
It's a political vision that does not see the other as human, as having agency, as deserving anything really.
It's not like they have an opposing side on an opponent that they want to defeat but ultimately have some kind of settlement and move beyond that or whatnot.
There is no long-term plan, is what I'm trying to say, I guess.
And maybe to emphasize a bit more in the cases of Lebanon, so what happens next for
Hezbollah, for example, I'm not entirely sure. I don't think anyone really knows. It seems
clear that the Israelis underestimated their capabilities. But to what extent that will matter
if the Israelis continue to just bomb and bomb and bomb Lebanon for weeks on end, if not months on end
and so on, I can't tell. What I can tell is that in the same way as the Israelis want to ignore
the Palestinian question, but it's still there. It haunts them in a way.
because I work on ontology.
In case of Lebanon, there is also that in many ways,
that if you look at the shift in discourse,
even within Israeli politics,
from like, let's say 70s,
but especially 80s onwards,
I'm not going to say,
it was never good,
but there was a stronger component of the Israeli,
like politicians, let's say,
like a higher percentage of them anyway,
that were, for lack of a better term, pragmatic,
that were willing to have concessions,
that were willing to have whatever,
because if only because they just did not want to deal
with, like, occupying a foreign government,
that they had no intention to legally annex, as they did with the legally, none of this is legal,
but like within Israeli law, I mean, as they did with the Golden Heights. And so that's what I'm saying
in the case of Lebanon that it's almost like the worst case scenario is what's currently happening.
And that's like completely regardless of what happens to Hezbollah, because Hezbollah can
disappear tomorrow and the problem will continue to be the same, if not just get worse.
The country has no economy to speak of. The currency was already devalued during the economic
crisis was one of the highest evaluations in the world. And there are no prospects going forward
in terms of making this a country that can even sustain itself. It's already very import
dependent. But if you exclude the South Lebanon and it being a breadbasket, East Lebanon as
well, by the way, it's also a breadbasket. And that's another area of Lebanon that these
have been constantly bombarding. To paraphrase that Israeli ministered, that Lebanon is not a state.
It's not a nation. It doesn't, it's just a place.
that's on the map. And that will pose a problem, obviously first and foremost for us, like for the
Lebanese and people who live in Lebanon. But it is also a problem geopolitically. It's a problem
internationally. It will freak out the EU in terms of the refugee crisis because the EU has actually
counted on Lebanon to keep a lot of people in Lebanon. They extend like a billion euros. I think
it was two or three years ago or something like that. I wrote about it for Georgia at the time,
actually. Because Lebanon had the highest percentage, it maybe still does now, I don't know, of refugees
per capita, so to speak, compared to citizens in the world.
One million or so senior refugees with roughly five million Lebanese
or something like that along those lines.
There's no census in Lebanon.
So I'm saying all of this to sort of emphasize why there is the sense of despair in the
country and why if that's not even remotely addressed,
whatever fires we're seeing now, whatever like horrors we're seeing,
I just don't see any way they will stop anytime soon.
Whatever happens even to Hezbollah next,
there's no reason to imagine that some other group would,
be formed at some point because people live there. People are from that land. We're talking
about a million people. They have nowhere else to go. It's not like the Lebanese passport is so good
that you can just go on a flight and go else. But there's nowhere else. They're just going to
stay in Lebanon. And many of them would want to, of course, go back to South Lebanon. This problem
is not going away. But if you hear the rhetoric of your Netanyahu, you're in your other politicians,
like this is not part of the picture. This has nothing to do with what their intentions are. They're
exclusively talking to other Israelis.
The debate is not whether we should destroy South Lebanon or whether we should
destroy Lebanon itself.
The debate is what do we do once it's destroyed?
And even that is barely a debate, but like that's the extent of where it goes in terms
of like Israeli discourse.
And like, yeah, I guess maybe just to drive the point home that if the Israelis themselves
are not stopped in one way or another by their allies, obviously America has the biggest
leverage or the EU being the second closest one, in one way or another, whatever the means
are economic boycott, withdrawing your ambassador as Spain has done a couple of weeks ago,
but just like on a global scale.
Like even maybe dwarfing the boycott campaign against apartheid South Africa at the time,
this problem is just going to expand.
And people in listening to this, of course, see that, see a version of that.
Iran can just close the strait of Hormuz and then suddenly everyone, this is everyone's problem.
Israel and America bombing those oil depots.
And of course, Iran has also done that in retaliation.
but proportionally still more than Americans than the Israelis has polluted, like,
I forgot the number, but like the equivalent of like 84 countries combined in terms of like the toxins released in the air.
These are things that people in Iran are breathing in.
And the entire region relies on desalination plants.
And the Americans bombed one in Iran.
Iran retaliated and bombed another one in Bahrain.
If that continues, who knows, there's been increasing attempts, not just attempts, actual strikes,
including just yesterday, against like,
nuclear facilities or like close enough to nuclear facilities, so who knows what would have happened then?
To say it's out of control would be like meaningless at this point, but there are levels of where
this can go. And Lebanon is in a sense like deceivingly small. There's a book called Beware of
small states that talks about Lebanon because a lot of the world is happening in Lebanon to put it to
kind of put it maybe metaphorically. And the trends that are being done to the Lebanese or to people in
Lebanon, like the Dohae doctrine in 2006, was then used in Gaza, obviously.
And now they're saying that they're going to use the Gaza methodology in Lebanon.
So it's like it came back to Lebanon in a sense.
But the point is that this will continue.
There is no objective reason to believe that if Hezbollah is destroyed and completely
disarmed and what have you, that this problem is going to go away.
Because if anything, a new beast of some kind is going to be created in the fires in the same
way that Hezbollah was created in the initial ones.
And so, yeah, the problem ultimately, and I say this as someone who has been campaigning,
writing, gotten death threats from like Hezbollah supporters in 2019.
When I was, as part of the protests, we were beaten up by them.
This comes from no sympathy whatsoever towards them.
It's just an acknowledgement.
I'm also a historian that they come from a certain context.
And if that context is not acknowledged at all, and in fact, the conditions that brought them
are now much worse than even the 80s,
why would we believe that something else won't come along later on in one way or another?
And this notion that the Israelis have,
they're just a buffer zone and then destabilized Lebanon endlessly or whatever it might be,
it also comes from this sort of imperialist hubris,
that they believe that this won't harm them in one way or another,
that they can endlessly and permanently have a neighbor to their north
that has a lot of armed components and also constantly at war or whatever it might be.
it's hubris, it's imperative hubris,
and it's also extremely, extremely dangerous,
even beyond just what would happen
to people in Lebanon. Yeah, it's hard
to, like you said, underscore
how apocalyptic
this is turning out to be.
Whether it's, we're worried about
the refugee waves that are going
to be generated because of this, whether we're worried about
the ecological impact,
whether we're worried about
non-state actors,
militia groups, violent groups,
emerging in the future, like on every level.
This is not sustainable.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm screaming into a void.
Except we've known, we've known, like you said, for decades that this is not sustainable.
This is not a sustainable situation in the Middle East.
And I want people to know that this is not a Trump problem.
This has long been a problem of American decision makers.
Biden in particular also, like, bears a lot to blame for this situation.
It's just, like you said, it's an imperial hubris, both on the part of Israel and the United States,
but it's also at its root, the fact that they completely dehumanize people in the Middle East.
Like they don't see them as human beings that will have human reactions.
So, yeah, I'm not saying, I'm not adding anything to what you're saying.
I'm just emphasizing here because I'm, you know, as outraged as you.
Yeah, yeah. And like, the thing is like it's sort of the same principle in a sense of that same understanding that also led me to like for years now to oppose the Iranian regime. It's that same understanding. It's not just that their brutality towards people within Iran, of course, but they have engaged in imperialist campaigns in Syria, most notably, but also in Iraq. And in Lebanon, it's like a different kind of thing. But there is that that component of it as well that hasn't contributed to make them like a better opponent of the Israelis or the Americans.
If anything, it's made them weaker.
One of the many problems, but I think the biggest one now is that this is, and this is
completely regardless of the ethics of the Iranian regime, which I have opposed for several
years as well, this has nothing to do with supporting them or excusing their actions or anything
like that, but just understanding why the Israelis are acting, specifically the Israelis
are acting the way they have been acting for years now.
There is this tendency.
I mean, if you go on the garden, for example, now you see like crisis in the Middle East,
and you can click on it
and then just go about years and years and years
as though it's the same thing.
As though like, you know,
it's just this place that has crises
and in a moment
like you expect that this will happen.
But as I think people know a bit better now
with the global component of it,
this also has a global ramification.
Even the technologies that are being pioneered
if you want by the Israelis
and also by the Americans to some extent
in places like Gaza
then get exported elsewhere.
Palantir is now going to be
Panetier AI is now going to be,
Panetier AI is not going to be,
going to be a core component of the U.S. military.
These are things that are like, because this is what I mean by like Lebanon is deceptively
small, it's like it's not important geopolitically for the most part.
But because that is the case, and of course, Gaza as well, then it allows, it has allowed
the Israelis to get away with a lot of things.
So maybe this is, I don't know, a cliched or I don't know, it's a meaningless thing
to repeat, but the problem really goes back to impunity.
The problem really goes back to the fact that nothing the Israelis have ever done, at least in the past several decades, has had any consequences to them, to what they do, to the region and so on.
And this is absolutely a bipartisan problem in America.
None of this would be possible without the Americans.
There's a very good argument to be made that if we're talking about the Israeli occupation of Palestine, we need to say the American Israeli occupation of Palestine, the bombing of Lebanon.
We need to say it's also an American.
none of this would be physically possible, diplomatically possible, economically possible,
were it not for this unconditional support that the Israelis have gotten from the Americans for decades and decades now.
If Biden had done anything about Israel's genocide in Gaza, really almost anything,
I don't think we would be where we are today.
And so no, this is not a Trump problem.
It's just that Trump being Trump is making it much worse.
Speeding it up.
It's just exploding everything even faster, speeding it up,
and adding new dimensions to it and so on and so forth.
But the problem goes back to American imperialist hubris,
a lot of people not knowing what they're even doing in the region
and the consequences of it all.
So yeah, I'm not someone who tends to be very pessimistic necessarily
and stuff like that,
but there's a lot of ways in which what is currently happening
in terms of the Israeli and American war in Iran
and Israeli war in Lebanon and so on,
that can just go to different levels
that I generally, and I'm someone who,
has even reported on conflicts for a long time now generally struggle to even imagine.
And I don't want to sound like I'm just panicking or anything like that.
There is a component of that.
But it is a real problem that if Israel is not stopped in any way at this point, this will
continue.
And there is no objective reason to believe otherwise.
Yeah.
Extremely alarming to say the least.
But thank you, Ilya, so much for making this.
the time to explain this. I'll link to the fire these times in the show notes. Ilya has a
excellent podcast, and it's not Lebanon specific. It's kind of an internationalist perspective.
Full disclosure, I've been on it many times. I've produced some episodes. So, yeah, there's
not a bias, but it really is a very good podcast. In any case, thank you so much, Ilya,
and hopefully we'll have you on on better times.
Thanks, thank you, thank you, thank you for having me.
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Welcome to It Could Happen Here, a podcast where a bunch of incredibly convoluted and very silly financial instruments destroy the entire world economy.
I am your host, Mia Wong.
And with me today is someone who does not spend all of her time deep in the bowels of arcane bullshit written by different Federal Reserve boards.
And that is Molly Conger, who is the host of the absolute.
delightful. I mean, okay, I guess this is a who is really winning here kind of question in terms of
things we research. Now, you spent a lot of time reading stuff written by Federal Reserve guys.
I read a lot of stuff written by guys who want to kill the Federal Reserve guys.
Yeah. And you know what? I still don't know what the Federal Reserve is and I'm not going to find out.
You know, I don't actually think knowing what the Federal Reserve is somehow.
It doesn't change anything.
I don't think it's actually relevant to this.
I mean, it kind of.
It's obviously, it's relevant to everything.
But what Mia means to say is the reason I'm here is because I don't know what the economy is.
And at this point, I'm afraid to find out.
And unfortunately, your worst fears are happening.
Oh, don't worry.
By the end of this, I will not understand.
I am going to attempt to explain the economy.
and by the economy, I mean shadow banking.
Yeah.
Also, before I go into this, though, you should listen to weird little guys.
It is, it's really good.
I like it.
All my friends really like it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's somehow a nice, comma, kind of relaxing show about neo-Nazis.
So.
Yeah, it's got very chill vibes.
Yeah.
For a show about guys who are trying to, like, blow up.
school buses. Yep. Yep. So, all right, you know, I'm reading this, I'm looking over this script.
Miraculously, this isn't, oh, wait, hold on. I think I cut the part where people blew up school buses.
There was legitimately a segment in here that I might put back in, which I wouldn't close up a school bus.
But, um, what a crossover event. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. The Saudi is really good at that shit.
Turns out. Okay, okay. But let let's get back to the topic at hand, which is, what
is shadow banking and why does it matter to all of us people who live in the normal real world and not
in fake finance world? Does it have anything to do with shadow wolves? Unfortunately, no. What about
Shadow facts? Sadly. Actually, there probably is a connection between the financing for the Lord of the Rings
movies and Shadow banking. I'm just too tired to work it right now. I've dragged us off track and
We haven't even gotten on track yet.
What is Shadowbank?
Okay.
So the good news, the good news, this is the first, it's not the last piece of good news we're
going to get this episode, but, comma, the definition used by most non-academics is actually
not that bad.
There's a pretty good, it's very wishy-washy because it's a congressional report.
And so it's specifically not supposed to be taking a stance in either direction on anything
because it's the Congressional Review Office and they're supposed to be neutral, et cetera, et cetera.
allegedly.
Yeah, right.
You know, and like, obviously they're not.
But like, you know, it's like kind of fine congressional report on the subject.
And they do the thing that almost everyone does, which is they go back to the definition created by the Financial Stability Board.
And I'm just going to, I'm just going to quote that because it's not that bad.
Quote, financial activities facilitated by institutions other than central banks, banks, banks, or public.
public financial institutions.
So it's banking that doesn't involve a bank.
Yes.
Canceled. I'm out. I'm out already.
Yes.
And they don't mean like me loaning you $20.
No.
No, no. Of course not.
They just mean unregulated banking.
Oh, yeah.
Which you can't legally call banking.
I mean, you actually can't legally call it banking.
It's just things get weird really quickly.
I mean, I'm not a bank understander.
But I know, at least in Virginia, you can't incorporate.
a business that has the word bank in the title unless you are legally a bank. Because that's
like misleading. Yeah, I don't think they can legally call themselves a bank, but I guess you can call
it banking activity. That's stupid and I'm mad already. Yes. Oh, you're going to get so much more
mad by the end of this. So the base definition is it's not that complicated, right? It's something
that does banking stuff that is legally not a bank. You know, and so we can talk about what
What kinds of things are, is this, right?
It's like private equity firms.
It's hedge funds.
It's venture capital firms.
So it's like evil stuff that ruins the world for no reason except for like 10 guys make money.
Yeah, but it's also, you know, pension funds.
It's like insurance companies.
It's sovereign wealth funds, business development companies, repo markets, broker dealers,
special investment vehicles, securitization vehicles, money market mutual funds,
asset-backed commercial paper conduits.
Hey, here's the thing, bud.
most of those things you just said to me
are fake and they make me upset.
It's really bad.
Sovereign wealth fund, shut up.
That's not.
That's not a theme.
I still, you know,
all these,
all these things are just like different ways of saying like,
you're poor and you're going to die.
Yeah,
I mean,
the funny thing is sovereign wealth fund
is like kind of a less fake one
in that it's like,
it's all fake.
It's all fake.
It's like, well, it's like this,
the kingdom of Saudi Arabia
has pooled all of the money
it's gotten from its like horrific.
crimes and put them together into one giant thing and that's a sovereign wealth fund.
Oh, so it's good is what you mean.
No, I am a notable.
There is, by the way, a camp of people who believe that sovereign wealth funds are like a
socialist thing and that you could use them to do socialism.
I'm going to jump out the window.
I think this is so stupid.
Yeah, this is, we haven't even gotten into the nightmare stuff.
So remember I was talking about the financial stability board definition in that congressional
report, right, where it's like.
okay, this is a bank that does non-banking stuff, or a non-bank that does banking stuff, sorry.
Oh, I guess we should say, I guess we forgot to say at the top, the reason you're explaining
shadow banking to me is because we saw an article last week that those not banks were putting
a stop on withdrawals from their not banks, and I didn't know what that meant.
Yeah, that's amazingly, this is so convoluted. We're not even going to get to that this week.
Right, but like that's why we're explaining this. Yeah, that's why. Right. There's like, yeah, there's like,
there was like a mini bank run going on with these like shadow banks.
No, it's not banks.
Yeah.
So we're going to get into how that can happen and why.
But before we get there, we need to talk about, all right, to get a sense of the complexity
of this, right?
The congressional report, like the accepted terminology for this is not shadow banks.
It is.
Right.
That can't be their official name.
That's not their government name.
No.
It's non-bank financial intermediation.
Now, what the fuck is that?
And this is where this episode goes completely off the rails because the components of what count as intermediation are so complicated. I am not going to try to describe it until literally the end of this.
I mean, is it like, what is Venmo officially? Like Venmo is not a bank, but it provides like financial services.
Actually, I, it might. Because it's like a financial intermediary, right? Yeah, it might technically be a non-bank. I don't know what the regulatory structure is. It's not legally a bank.
Yeah, I think that typically is one.
Score one for Molly.
Yeah, but okay, so this is going to get really bad.
Okay, so what I first started researching his episode, right?
The first thing that I click on is the Federal Reserve's chart of how the shadow banking sector works compared to the normal banking sector.
Molly, you have seen this because I posted it as a joke in our group chat.
This chart, I have like a very, very large.
like it is like a big normal-ass-sized monitor that I like do my work on.
I had to zoom in to 380% just to make out the letters that label the boxes on this chart.
If you want to read it, you have to zoom into 500%.
That doesn't seem like a well-made chart.
No, here's the thing.
It's actually really good.
It's just this complicated.
I learned later from a paper by Copenhagen Business School professor,
Audney Helga Daughter.
We're going to come back to Helga Daughter's work a lot in this episode.
But I learned from her because she has also experienced seeing this same chart and going,
what the fuck-ass chart?
I found out that the Federal Reserve recommends that in order to have the diagram be legible,
you're supposed to print this chart as a three-foot by four-foot poster?
Oh, that makes sense.
Like meeting style.
But like on a big easel.
Put it on an easel.
Yeah, right. But like, again, this is, this is a diagram that he's just labeling the parts of the system and making, and making like a line that shows how stuff moves through it.
I guess I still don't know what we're talking about.
Yeah. So this is what we're going to get into in a second. But first, we have to talk about something even more bleak, which is that, oh, yeah, by the way, these, like, non-banking bank things, like these, like, all these, like, venture capital firms, all these hedge funds, all these fucking weird ghoulo.
foolish banks that are not banks. Yeah, they have twice as many assets than the regular banking system.
Oh, that doesn't seem good. Oh, it's about to get worse. It's about to get worse, Molly.
That's like saying I keep 70% of the food in my house outside on the porch. Like, no, it goes in the fridge.
Oh, oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. So, okay, there's a pretty good congressional report that I was talking about earlier that has this terrifying quote.
quote, as of
23, the broad
measured total financial assets
and narrow measure assets at
NBFIs, this is the Shadow Banks,
reached $85.7 trillion
and $22.2 trillion
respectively in the United States.
But that's more than our GDP.
That's almost three times
our GDP. So that's a fake amount
of money. Yes.
That's not real at all.
But it kind of is, right?
These compare to total financial assets of $31.1 trillion at banks in the same period.
So again, this is almost three times our GDP in assets that they manage or control.
So where does the money live?
In a whole bunch of unbelievably convoluted bullshit, like combinations of like loans and real estate and stuff like that.
It's not real money.
So like, okay, imagine this is schoolhouse rock.
And instead of like the singing bill, you're like a dollar bill.
Like, where are you?
We are about to explain this.
Where does the money live?
Yeah.
So, okay, okay.
We are about one, two paragraphs away from getting to this or like one paragraph.
Okay.
So the other thing that's very important about this and this is something Molly was kind of
touching on at the beginning of the episode.
So maybe I should have opened with this.
Yeah, these people, these are the people who blew up the economy.
in 2008. Well, yeah, because they're making stuff up. Yeah. It's so, it's so bullshit, Molly.
You're going to get so mad. This is Calvin Ball. Fuck you. I win. Yeah, it literally is. It's nonsense.
It's gibberish. They're doing fucking betting markets with the entire world economy.
Oh, yeah. We can all do that now. Yeah, it's fun. It's like we now have the power to do the shit that
destroyed the entire world economy in 2008. So the thing about shadow banking and the reason why it's
complicated to explain is that it's a catch-all term for like a million types of institutions
that do different things, right? The commonality they have is that they're all not regulated
by the banking regulations. Right, it's like we found a way to do financial crime that's not
illegal because they forgot to make this illegal. Yeah. And, you know, but the thing is, it's so
embedded into the system that like the U.S. debt working is dependent on the shadow.
banks buying it.
Well, I don't believe in that either, so I'm good.
Oh, it's so fake.
Molly, I'm not even going to attempt to explain what an overnight repo purchase is to you because
it's the fakes thing I've ever seen where they make one trillion dollars exist overnight
and then it stops existing at the end of the night.
It's incredible.
I love how much of the economy is based on guys just imagining stuff and agreeing on the
thing they imagined and then trading their imaginary tokens.
Like, is fucking pogs grow up.
Yep.
This is, this is unfortunately what, what are.
our entire world is based on. It's so fun. Oh, God. Okay. So what is actually shadow banking?
I've given you the broadest definition possible, which is like, again, it's doing bank shit without
being a bank. But let's go back to the beginning of the term, which is where most people tend to
start or get to eventually. This is from an IMF paper, quote, the term shadow bank was coined by
economist Paul McCulley at a 2007 speech at the annual financial symposium hosted by the Kansas
City Federal Reserve Bank in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. And basically, it's institutions that borrow
money in the short term through money markets to finance long-term loans, but they aren't banks,
so they can't go through the Fed. They're financing loans with other loans. Yeah, we're going to,
so. From a not bank. Yeah. But the big loan is from a real bank, and then the little
loan is from a fake bank.
Give me...
And none of the money is reed.
Hold on. Hold on.
Okay.
We're going to get there.
We're going to explain this in terms of burgers.
It's going to be okay.
I believe in us.
Perfect. Perfect.
But the other thing he describes is, and this is from Helga Daughter, quote, in the speech,
he describes shadow banking as the whole alphabet soup of leveraged up investment conduits,
vehicles, and structures.
So what he's talking about specifically is these are the guys who blew up the economy in 2008.
Like these specifically, this is what he's talking.
about, right? These are the people who took a mortgage and then did a bunch of bullshit to it in what's
called a securitization chain. They did a bunch of bullshit to it so you could give the loan to
someone else. So you could sell it to someone else. And this blew up the entire world economy.
That's what he's talking about. He's talking about the banks that are not banks, the shadow banks,
that did all of this bullshit to turn like someone's mortgage into a fucking thing you could bet on.
So selling debt is like selling the idea of future money.
Yeah. And then sometimes that future money doesn't come. Yeah. So, so, okay, I will say,
you do not need to understand this yet because we haven't, we still have not started the actual
explanation. I'm never going to. I believe in us. We can do this. It's, it's not that bad.
Okay. I'm not torturing you on purpose. I'm just numb. It's, okay, I, I believe in you.
So I, I want to mention that I'm, I'm very indebted here to the paper I mentioned earlier from
Copenhagen Business School professor
Audney Helga daughter who wrote
a very good simplified explanation of this
in her review of international political economy article
called Banking Upside Down,
the Implicit Politics of Shadow Banking Expertise.
But, okay, as you can tell by the fact
that it's called banking upside down
the implicit politics of shadow banking expertise,
this has been, when she's simplifying it,
she's simplifying it from like
economists down to like a political scientist
or an anthropologist can understand this.
I am a throughout to attempt to simplify this down to a regular person can understand this.
So I'm drawing on a lot of her stuff for the first part of this explanation, but I have turned it into burgers.
I'll do my best.
I'm being very brave.
Okay, so a shadow bank, right?
It's something that does banking shit that's not a bank.
So what do I mean by banking shit?
That was my next question.
Yes.
I think we need to start with what is a bank?
So, okay, okay. And this is where we're starting here. What does a bank do?
I put my money in it and they hold it for me.
So no, actually, and this is the interesting part. No, they do stuff with it.
Oh, yeah. They're holding on to the promise of my money.
Yeah. So, okay, let's just look at this for a second. So, okay, so regular people give them
money to store in the bank. This is called a deposit. The bank takes your money and loans it out.
Right. And uses that to make money.
more money. This is how it pays you interest, right? It's taking your money and it's loaning it out
to other people. It's buying things with it. That part I understand. Yeah. And this is obviously a
cartoon image and I know there's going to be econ people who are going to be mad at me. Look,
if you understand. Why are they listening to this? If you already know what this means, go away.
This isn't for you. I'm not humiliating myself for your entertainment. Like for the political
economy people here. When I say stuff that might, that's like, technically kind of fuzzy.
It's for me, the podcast idiot. Yeah, like, you, you understand this. Like, I'm working at the level of
hamburgers here. So, like, we have to do some abstractions. So, okay, the important thing for our
purposes, right, is that there's two things here, right? There's, like, the deposit, is the money
you give them, and then there's the loans. Right. And these operates on different timelines, right?
You can take the deposit out at any time, at least in theory.
but they can't get the money from the loan back at any time.
Right.
Now, this is like one of the critical things of what a bank is,
is this timeline thing, right?
It turns your money, which you can take out at any time,
into a different kind of thing, this loan,
which can't be taken out immediately, right?
And then they use that to make money.
So this is called maturity transformation.
This is a very simple concept.
made very complicated. This is one of the core aspects of that definition I was talking about
earlier. This is one of the four things in it. But you now understand this. It's not that
complicated. It's take short term, make long term, and we'll get to doing the reverse in a
second. Oh, I don't think it works the other way. It's going to go so badly. It's going to go so
badly. I don't know about bank, but just generally speaking, like, in terms of time and like how
material reality works, I don't think it works the other way. It's not great. It's not great,
Molly. It's not great. Okay. So, okay, there is, however, a problem here, right? Which is what happens
if everyone tries to get their short-term money back at the same time?
Oh, you can't. Yeah, right? Because that's why we have deposit insurance. Yeah, right? Because
the banks aren't holding short-term cash. What they're holding is long-term loans, and those loans,
like, you can't pay someone a loan. Well, okay, actually, this entire, the crux of this
episode is they found a way to do that. Yeah. Yes. And it.
And it blew up the entire world economy.
But if I wanted $40,000 out of my, if I had a checking account with $40,000 in it,
and they gave me my neighbor's mortgage as a promise.
That wouldn't work for me.
That wouldn't work for me.
No, fuck that.
No, no, no, no.
You need something that can buy a burger.
And they're not giving you that.
So, okay, this is very, very bad.
If people try to do this, it's called a bank run.
It is not good.
It's bad.
Yeah.
So this blew up.
This blew up the entire world economy.
so many goddamn times that eventually we got financial regulation.
Now, this regulation requires banks to have money that is like actual cash they can hand you.
Like right now, on hand at all times.
And the government gets to, and this is, that's a little bit of somefication, but like, yeah, that's how it works, right?
And it's insured by the government.
Yeah, the government will give you your money back if the bank goes under up to like a certain amount.
$250,000, FDIC insured.
Yep.
This is, this, that's, that's, that's what that means, right?
The government will give you your money back.
But also, there's a trade-off to this.
So this is a massive benefit for the banks, right?
The fact that if they go under all of their assets will be repaid by the government,
it's a massive benefit for them because it means that putting your money in the bank is like safe.
Yeah, I love that for me.
Right.
Yeah, it's good.
Now, the cost to the banks is that the feds get to see their balance sheet, right?
The feds get to see what they're doing with their fucking money and they get to make sure that these banks aren't doing.
insane shit. Okay, that makes sense because they're insuring it. Yeah. And that like they're not doing
like unbelievably risky awful shit and also that they're actually holding enough money to be able to pay
people out. Right. Okay. So far so good. I understand bank. Yeah. Now shadow banking boldly asked
the question. Okay. But what if you did all of the banking backwards? No one had access to the books
and the government
will only pay you back
if the entire world economy
looks like it's going to die?
I feel like at that point
the government should just
step back
and just like
here's the thing
here's a thing right
I yeah like I'm so down
with this like yeah
I don't know
fuck it like every single one of you
motherfuckers is gonna pay this off
by working as a barista for 30 years
like fuck you
but the government was like
we want like
we want capitalism to keep working
make every hedge fund manager
work at a Waffle House.
Yeah.
Fuck them.
Okay.
I'm going to say something
and then I'm going to make a disclaimer.
So the kind of shadow banks that did 2008
work in the opposite direction.
They start with debt.
They take that debt
and they turn that debt into like cash.
Right?
Can I do that?
No.
Does that work for me at my house?
No.
So, okay, and I also want to mention,
there's a bunch of other kinds of things.
of shadow banks. The kind of shadow bank that's going under right now is not really this.
The kind of shadow bank that's like exploding right now is a kind of shadow bank that's like,
what if a bank that wasn't a bank gave a completely unregulated loan with secret terms
to a corporation? And that's the one that's going under right now. But for a long,
long time, the kind of shadow bank that was really important to the global economy, and this is still
like a massive portion of how all of the economic system works,
is these ones where you're trying to take debt
and turn it into something you can trade for cash.
So, okay, you take debt, right?
You start off with a mortgage.
Okay.
So these mortgages pay out over the extremely long term, right?
But you want to be able to trade this mortgage for cash.
Right.
And this is a process called securitization.
Turning this mortgage into something you can sell for cash
is making it into what's called a security.
So now what happens, right, when it's packaged into a security, when there's a securitization process and then like the regular bank, the regular bank sends the mortgage to the shadow bank.
And the shadow bank does like stuff and turns it into a security.
And now what this means is that instead of you who paid the mortgage owning money to the bank, you own it to the shadow bank or whoever the fuck the shadow bank sells it to, right?
Okay.
So the real bank is involved.
The real bank is involved.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
The real bank is making so much money off of it.
This is why 2008 happened.
Oh, because Wells Fargo did this with everybody's mortgage.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, because I couldn't figure out, because you said this was not too late as he named,
and I was like, I thought Wells Fargo did that.
That's a real bank.
Oh, no.
But the real bank was shadow banking.
The real bank figured out a way to sell their mortgages.
And it's going to get much worse as we go through this.
But that's what causes this, right?
is turning these mortgages into these like securities and like these like collateralized
debt obligations and these like special packaged bullshit that you could sell to someone.
So the way I would describe this is it's like, do you know how a bond works?
Honestly, Mia, I do not.
Okay, we let's do this.
We can do this.
Okay, so the kind of bond that you are normally likely to encounter is a government bond.
Yeah.
Okay, so you pay the government money.
to buy the bond.
And what the bond says is at a certain point in time,
you hand it back to the government
and they pay you more money.
Right. It's like a promise for later.
Yeah, right. So it's basically a loan,
but it's a loan in a form
where like the government's technically like selling it.
And then the other thing about bonds, right,
is if you hand the bond to someone else,
well, okay, I mean, this is technically bare bonds.
But like you can then give the bond to someone else.
And now if they give it back to the government,
they get the money.
In like 10 years, they get the money, right?
Right.
Okay, I get that.
And you can sell these things.
And this is what these people are doing with mortgages.
That's not as, like, secured as like a government bond.
Because if I have a $100 government, like, if I have $100 bearers bond,
I know for a fact that on the date on the bond, it's going to be worth $100.
Yeah, they're going to pay out.
Right.
But if it's somebody's mortgage, the government's going to pay it.
But like, the mortgage got, the person who has the mortgage.
That's not real. That's not money. Nope. Yep. That's like that's a promise, but like my hand is behind my back.
Yeah. It's a shit show. And this whole process is the largest sort of, I'm not sure if that's actually the largest. I would need to actually like get. I've never, I haven't seen in-death breakdown sectorally, but like. None of this is real. You could just say whatever.
Um, this, this is one of the most important kind of shadow banks because in order to turn this mortgage into security, the moment you do that, you do this by creating what's called a special.
purpose vehicle or someone else creates one.
It's called a special purpose vehicle.
Yeah.
It's a nightmare.
It's a nightmare.
I'm going to put this mortgage on a roller coaster.
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.
Right.
It's a special purpose vehicle.
It does a loop-de-loop.
But the moment you create one of these, the moment you create one of these like security
mortgages, right, that's a shadow bank.
You've created a shadow bank.
Right, because that's not real banking, that's shadow banking.
Yep.
Because you're creating another entity that is not a bank that's doing the banking stuff.
I thought that the banking and the shadow banking were like separate things, right?
Because the shadow banking is like, oh, they're doing non-bank stuff.
They're all in on it.
They're all in on it.
If the bank is doing shadow banking, I would, I'm stupid, but I would call that a crime.
This is another thing that cost 2008 because a bunch of what was happening here was.
Why isn't that a crime?
Because our country is run by the bourgeoisie, Molly.
That's why it's not a crime.
You're just telling me this for the first time.
Yeah, it's bad.
So what happened in 2008, one of the things that happened, right, is so all of these regulators
are supposed to be looking at the balance sheets of these companies.
But they're hiding stuff off the books.
Yeah, they were hiding these things in these like special purpose vehicles, like, in these like shadow banks.
They didn't open the trunks on the special purpose vehicles.
Yeah.
So no one could see the fucking dead bodies in the trunks of the vehicles because they weren't
on the balance sheet that like the government had access to.
What's the point of the balance sheet if you don't put the whole balance on it?
I'm fucking, I don't know.
And this is like legitimately, when you read the accounts of like why shadow making has exploded,
and by the way, it's exploded since 2008.
It's like way bigger now.
It exploded like in popularity or like exploded as in like destroy?
There's so much more of it.
There's so much more of it.
Because it went so well.
It went so well in 2008 that now everyone's doing it.
Because here's the thing.
After 2008, we got like a little tiny bit of banking regulation.
And the banks lost their fucking minds.
And so more and more money went into.
all of these unhinged shadow making things.
Okay, but so like when a toddler has a tantrum,
you don't give them a billion dollars.
When these shadow banks went under,
these things were not backed by the government.
The government bailed them out anyways.
Yeah, they didn't have to do that.
Nope.
So they really, they learned their lesson.
They really learned their lesson this time.
Yeah, like, they bailed out these banks
and they fucking sold you out.
And, like, you know, like,
one of the things that I think people have forgotten
was there's this thing called robocalls
during the Obama administration, right?
Part of how the financial recovery happened
was that all these,
these banks would like go to courthouses, right?
And they would just repossess mortgages on mass.
Oh.
And they had like a robot that was like sign.
It would just sign, like a blank check sign off on all these mortgages that were
supposedly underwater.
And they would just steal people's houses.
People who were on top of their payments, people who like didn't know money, they would
just take their houses.
And this happened on mass.
And this is like how the banks recovered was they stole everyone's houses.
And that's a crime, right?
Yes.
It should have been a crime.
like it was illegal.
It didn't matter though because
everything you're describing to me is a crime.
It's so nightmarish.
Well, actually, here's the thing.
Most of the stuff I'm describing is not a crime.
This was actually a crime.
But why is nobody in jail?
Because Barack Obama went up in front of these people
and said, I am the only thing standing
between you and the guillotines.
I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote.
And why didn't he bring the guillotine with him?
Because he wants the capitalist system to continue.
I mean, that's a silly question.
I know the Barack Obama is.
I'm just upset.
It's not good.
Okay.
So let's get you another question that you asked, which is why would you do this?
Why would you do this thing?
Oh, to make money.
Yes, but it's actually more complicated than that.
Oh.
Okay.
So on the one hand, these assets, you know, a mortgage does make more money than just putting your money in the bank.
Right?
That's like the basis of banking, is that they can use your money that's sitting in the bank and getting interest and then they make more money by spending it elsewhere.
But so they're just doing this because they hate us, not just to make money.
No, there is an actual explanation.
There's the third reason.
So then why would you ever have your money in a bank or buy something like, say if like government bonds you can sell really quickly, right?
Why would you ever want that?
And the reason why is something called liquidity.
Right, you want to be able to spend the money.
Yes.
Rather than wait 30 years for it to get paid back.
Yes.
Liquidity is just how easy is it to turn whatever you own into cash, right?
real money because most of what we're talking about is not money. It's the idea of money.
Yes. So liquidity is literally, it's the burger test, right? Can you buy a burger with this?
Can I eat this? Money is like the most liquid asset, right? Because you can turn this into a burger.
Right. So liquidity is the only part of this that's actually money. Everything else is not money.
Yeah. Well, liquidity is the measure of how money is it basically? Like how easy it to turn this into burger?
Is this a special vehicle securitization?
That's not real, Mia.
No, it's fake as shit, right?
This is not that complicated, right?
If you, if, if, if, it's like, like, you can, you can buy a burger with $10.
Yes.
Right? That's liquid.
Actually, you kind of can't these days.
I know.
Look, I, I, look, I, imagine a world where you can buy a burger for $10.
Imagine, imagine a burger.
Yes.
Imagine a burger that's purchasable.
Now, what you can't buy a burger with is, like, the $10 that a guy you work with owes you for buying him a burger.
Depends on how well you know the burger guy.
Yeah, but that's where things get bad.
Yeah.
Right.
Now, the thing is, right, so the $10, the guy you work with, like, owes you, not liquid.
You don't have the money in your hands, and if you want to get it from him, you have to, like, go ask him for the money, and maybe he has $10 and maybe he doesn't.
right, at which point you can't get your $10 back until he has the money.
But that $10 that I am theoretically owed is an asset that I have, not a debt.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
This is an asset.
This is stupid.
Now, loans are not liquid assets, right?
And they're not liquid assets because you can't get the money back, like immediately.
So I don't have $10 I can spend, but on paper I do have $10 theoretical dollars.
Yeah, right.
And this is also like most of what billionaire money is.
Fake, right.
Because most of their money is like in like a stock.
or some shit or like it's weird fake money.
Like theoretically they could access this amount of money, but they don't have it.
Yeah.
It's not real.
Now, okay.
But there is this question.
So why would you keep your money and fake money instead of real money?
And the answer is that it gives you more money back because say you're an asshole, right?
And you're charging interest on your co-worker for that burger loan.
Right.
So that $10 is actually worth more than $10.
More money.
So the $10 that I don't have is theoretically worth $12.
You're worth more. Yeah, it's worth more than the money that you do have.
I can get cheese on the burger.
Yes. Right?
And this is like the fundamental thing of the banking system.
Like one of them is that illiquid assets or like assets that aren't money are worth more than money?
I guess like when I put a small amount of my savings into a CD, that's what I'm doing except normal style.
They're doing it weird.
Yeah, basically.
Because that's like an illiquid asset that I'm.
I'm trading the ability to access that liquidity for the potential of more money later.
Wait, sorry, when you say a CD, do you mean like a physical like a disc, like a CD?
No, a CD like at the bank.
Oh, like the bank, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The investment product.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I was like.
No, I'm not talking about buying compact discs.
I would just sleep at 5 a.m. this morning.
I'm talking about investing Mia ever heard of it.
Wow.
There's actually a really an annoying thing researching this episode because there's like, so
CDOs are like a type of loan
that we'll kind of get to in a bit, but there's also
a tech position called CDO.
It's like Chief something officer.
Chief Duky officer, who cares?
Yeah, whatever the fuck, right?
But like when you're trying to search for stuff
that's like about CDOs, right?
The other one keeps coming up.
I fucking hate it.
Okay, okay, locking in, locking in, right?
Lock and load.
Now, what if you both want
into more money and also the ability
to buy a burger?
I guess I would probably break
one of Carl's fingers.
This is the guy that owes me the $10, Carl.
Yeah, but even then it's hard to,
even that's like, this is too hard for these people.
I would go to Carl's house and kick him out of it.
Well, yeah, so, but the other thing is like,
you are not very rich.
Okay.
These people, if you are really, really rich,
I am talking like billionaires,
maybe like high, high class multimillionaires,
well, you can go to a shadow bank.
Oh.
Right?
You can get a loan based on the loan.
No, well, you say, so the thing is that you have money, right?
But you want to turn your money into more money.
Like, you have like actual cash, right?
Like you are, you are, for example, a pension fund.
No, I'm not.
You have a shit ton of cash.
Or imagine a pension fund, right?
This is also really hard because it used to be easier to explain this because, like,
we used to live in a world where people had pension funds and had mortgages.
And now we no longer have pension funds or mortgages.
I live in an apartment, and I will always live in an apartment.
Yeah, no.
So, okay, so like, imagine a pension fund, right?
You have a shit ton of money from your members paying into the fund, but it's cash.
You need to turn that cash into more money, but also, you're a pension fund.
So you constantly have to take money back out in order to pay the people who are retiring.
To pay old people, yeah.
And this is also a thing that, like, you know, if you're just like a rich person,
Sometimes you want your, a lot of times, you want your money in assets that are, like, you can turn back into real money, but also make you a ton of money.
Right.
They need to sort of revolve a little bit.
They need to be like, yeah.
I don't know, like a jello, like partially liquid.
Yeah.
And this is what the shadow banks do, right?
Because the thing that you can buy is one of those mortgages they've turned into like a security, right?
You can go buy someone else's debt.
Uh-huh.
But because it's a magic security now, and these are called.
mortgage-backed securities. And again, if you're old enough to remember, yeah, anything about
2008, that's what blew up the whole economy, is these mortgage-back securities. Yeah, I've heard of
that because it was bad. Yep. Terrible idea. And so we're still doing that? Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay, good. I mean, it's less, specifically the mortgage-back ones are less bad, also they've
started doing it with, like, commercial retail loans, which is incredible. Oh, great. So that's really
fun. They're also doing with other unhinged shit that we're going to do.
do like next episode. And what these people are really buying aren't just these like,
you're not buying like one person's mortgage, right? Right. They're like pooled and like bundled.
Yeah. Yeah. They like they bundle them all together and then you, you buy the rights to a
percentage of, of the pool. It's not like when you sponsor like an elephant in Africa or something
and they send you a picture of like a specific element at your family. They don't send you,
they don't send you a picture of the family you're harming. No. These are the Joneses. You own their
fucking house. Yeah. It's, it's, it's a shit show. Um,
No. Well, I mean, eventually you might have to go figure out who that is because you like own whatever the fuck percentage of like the mortgages or whatever. But like, okay. So these are just like someone else's debt that you're buying. And the people who can do this are, you know, people who have billions of dollars. It's not you the listener. And by the way, if you the listener have billions of dollars lying around for some reason.
Can I have some?
Please, yes. Please, please give me some of them so I can house like literally every trans woman. And like, you know, like, you know, you know,
trans person, I can do it.
Like, please give me your billions of dollars so I can, I can achieve this goal.
But like we're talking about, you know, like the pension fund of California.
We're talking about mega corporations, insurance companies, the kinds of things I can actually
buy these, like, you know.
Now, this is where we get to one of the other problems, which is that these things are not
insured.
So, what do you do in order to try to make it less risky?
What do you get if you can't pay the loan back?
And this is what's called collateral.
I don't know.
A swift punch in the nuts?
Oh.
No, they take your house.
Right?
Yeah.
That's supposed to be the thing.
So, okay, the way that, like, shadow banking loans tend to work is that they have collateral, right?
So you give them something or, or it's either you give them something directly or it's like if you promise to give them the thing.
Yeah.
And giving it to them directly is like a repo market thing.
We're not really going to get into those right now.
That's also a kind of shadow bank.
But there's a problem, right?
Which is, what if the thing that you're paying, you're paying as collateral, like, what
if your house becomes worthless?
And what if, Molly?
Then it's completely uninsured and there's no way to fix it because I don't even have anything
to give it.
Now, Molly, what if, and this is purely hypothetical, it could never happen in the real
world, Molly, but what if somehow, someone, someone decided to use the same house,
house as collateral for multiple different securities.
Well, that could never go wrong.
What if, Molly, they made a word for this that is so complicated I am not going to attempt
to read it on the show.
What if, Molly?
What is it in German or something?
No, it's like this, it's just like this.
It's like the length of my head.
It's like hyper, hyper, something bullshit.
Like, I refuse to say it because it is just like a completely like finance gold bullshit
term they made up.
So, but the point of.
The point of collateral is that you can use it to pay off the loan if you default on the loan.
And so that literally won't work more than once.
Because once I eat the burger, once I eat the burger, it's gone.
Yep.
And this is one of the things that happened in 2008.
I can't promise 10 guys my burger.
Now, Molly, here's the amazing thing here, right?
Because the advantage for these companies, right?
It's like if you're the bank that has the mortgage, suddenly you can spin your mortgage off
into like multiple securities that you can sell.
Right. It's worth 10 times more and that's great for you.
Yes.
And comma, comma.
We haven't even, again, I just described the system where these people are promising the same house to most old people.
This isn't even the extremely unfathomably reckless and greedy shit.
No, it is.
Oh, it is.
But it's not the worst of it.
Oh, good.
Okay.
So do you remember that quote from when I was giving the first definition of shadow banking, right?
Like I gave, I gave this quote from the guy who invented the term where he called it, quote, the whole alphabet soup of leveraged up investment conduits, vehicles, and structures.
Right.
So we've kind of talked about the conduits vehicles and structures, right?
Those are all of the shadow banks that like make the things, right.
I love the conduits vehicles and structures.
Yeah, all the acronyms.
But what does leveraged up mean?
Oh.
Now, okay, in this case, it means that a bunch of these banks have taken out.
a shit ton of like risky high interest loans in order to buy more of these fucking mortgages
because I think they can make more money off of it.
So they took out loans to buy these unsecured securities.
The regular ass banks were doing this.
Yeah.
They went into debt to buy more of these shitty mortgages.
So they took out loans to buy what are essentially unsecured loans.
Yep.
because I thought it would make them more money.
But there's no money involved.
Oh, oh, Molly, oh, Molly.
It's, it is about to get so much worse, right?
So sticking with leveraging for a second, right?
You might have actually heard of something called a leveraged buyout.
I have heard those words, and then I stop listening.
Yeah, so here's the thing.
Leveraged buyouts are something that actually happens in the real world that does fuck you directly,
which is a whole bunch of companies that used to be like normalized companies,
like died because venture capital firms
who, by the way, are also shadow banks
did this, right?
They came in, technically speaking, they did it
through like risky bond purchases, but basically
they did a bunch of high interest loans
and then they go buy a company.
And then they like strip it for parts.
And then they try to raise the stock price
of the company. Yeah, and then they trip for parts,
sell everything and get out, right?
That's what a leverage buyout is.
These people are sort of are doing kind of
a version of that, but like
they're taking on this debt in order to
like buy fucking shitty underwater
mortgages. Because they look like they're making so much money. They're taking on real debt to
buy hypothetical debt. Oh, it's about to get so much worse. That doesn't seem like a good idea.
It's not to get so much worse. So that's what like the leveraged part of that. I don't even
know how you do that in burgers. I don't know. You're going into debt to like buy the promise of
burgers in the future. So you can sell that.
those future burgers. Yeah, but burgers are real. The thing, we're not talking about a real
thing at all. Well, technically, technically speaking somewhere at the bottom of this is mortgages.
However, comma, we're about to get into a kind of asset where there isn't anything behind it.
And this is where the really, really, truly unhinged shit starts. It hasn't you?
Which is that these companies figured out a way to bet on whether these mortgages were going to fail or not.
That's so tight, Mia. I fucking love that. I love it. Yeah. I love it. Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
This, by the way, I can't emphasize enough how unhinged this is.
The mechanism they're using to do this is called a credit default swap.
Oh, I've heard that phrase.
This was supposed to be how they did insurance.
Their mechanism for doing insurance on all of these insane loans they were doing was originally like,
okay, I'm going to, you're, I don't know, so you have a bank, right?
The bank has given out a risky loan.
So this bank goes to another bank.
They shouldn't do that.
And they say, hey, if this person actually pays a loan,
back, I will pay you money. Okay. So the other, so the other bank is like taking a gamble here.
Yeah. So the other bank that's giving out the loan, right, gets money if the loan goes under. So in theory,
they're sort of like insured against the risk. They call it like hedging. So like so like so theoretically it's
less bad from them because now even if the loan goes under, they still get money back from that other bank.
So the other bank is just a bookie. Yeah. And the other bank is betting that they are going to get it.
So then, and if the loan does get paid, then that bank makes money.
And this is legal for everyone to do?
Yep.
This is real banking or shadow bank?
This is real bank.
No, this is technically, actually, no.
This is actually both.
Both of you do this.
Technically speaking, the instrument, like, like the actual like credit default swap or whatever
is named by the shadow banks, but then they're brought by the regular banks.
I'm starting to think that the bank search of the shadow banks and that all of this is just
fake and bad.
Like, here's the thing about these systems, right?
Is it like a lot of the original literature on it was considering them separate.
But it's like, no, like the regular banks are making their own shadow banks do these things.
They're all involved in these assets.
They're also investing in the shadow banks, which is the problem we're having right now.
Right.
It's like, it's the same guy.
He just like turns his chair around at his desk.
And he's like, now I'm shadow bank Todd.
Yeah.
Well, sometimes it's that.
Sometimes it legitimately is just other entities they work with.
But yeah, but there's still, it's still the bank engaging.
So it's like, oh, this.
These are non-banking practices.
Yeah, but the bank is doing it.
Well, but here's the thing.
The important part for that, though, is that, like, the non-bank also can do this with other non-banks.
Even better.
Even better.
Yeah, right?
I just feel like, once we're talking about shadow banking, like, the real bank should not be in the room.
Like, go home, Wells Fargo.
You don't belong here.
You're drunk.
No, but, like, they're funding all of this, right?
Like, if the real bank is involved with the shadow banking, that means, like, I can't opt out of being
involved in this.
Nope.
Because they have my money.
Yeah.
You know what we were talking about that at the top that, like, uh,
of these, like, thank banks had to, like, stop their withdrawals.
Oh, yeah, one of those, by the way, was J.P. Morgan.
But that's a real bank.
Yep.
But they're involved in the shadow banking shit.
So they're exposed to when they're, like, fucking $700 million loan to, like, a fucking, actually,
which one was the $700 million?
I think a $700 million loan that went under was the one that was to a subprime auto loan
company.
That's a bad investment.
Oh, yeah.
It's so evil.
It's so evil.
Why am I trusting all of my money that I have in this?
world. I'm letting this guy hold on to it who's obviously not good with fucking money.
Well, because the FDIC is insuring it.
Right, but it's like, why are you in charge of having the money?
You obviously don't make great financial decisions because you invested $700 million
in subprime auto loans.
So, Molly, this is the point where we need to bring debt the first 5,000 years back into
this and emphasize the extent to which the financial class has always been deeply connected
to the military and why it's always been.
to be connected to war financing.
I'm starting to realize that this is all very bad.
It's very bad. It's all very bad.
And this is to some extent why, right, like, part of what right-wing conspiracyism about the financial
system is, is that, like, these people are like, like, the right-weger's, like, these people
are, there's, like, a baseline level of anti-Semitism, like, in the U.S., right?
Because it is a Christian society that is just, like, what fucking happens there.
And these people are like, okay, we can channel all of.
the anger at like, oh my God, my
God, my fucking house got stolen
by the bank because
they were betting on the mortgage to fail.
And...
I still understand why that's legal.
Yeah.
Well, all of these right-wing conspiracies do is they look at
that shit and they go, oh, well, it was the Jews.
And it's like, no, like, fuck off.
Like, these are all...
No, it was the bank.
Yeah, and the other thing, and this is actually a really important
thing that's not well understood here is that, like,
the actual people who run these fucking banks,
the people who work at them are all fucking white Christian
dipshits.
this is like a really like persisted issue that everyone fucking has which is that like
one of one of the great successes of anti-semitism was like creating the image of the banker
as a Jewish person and no they're not the bank like I fucking went to school with these people
they're all a bunch of fucking white frat bros they're fucking white Christian frat bros
University of Chicago you have a degree in economics in the University of Chicago
not frankly I have an anthropology degree thank you very much I took I took a real degree
not a fucking fake degree like the stupid econ bullshit
I was to say, that's actually so evil to study economics.
No, it's so hideous.
You probably met some of the most evil people on this plane.
I was just, like, in a dorm with them.
Okay.
So.
But you saw them?
I know all these people.
Yeah.
And like, it is not, it is not a bunch of Jewish people.
It's a bunch of Christian fratros.
Like, that's like the thing that's actually going on.
There's actually a whole one day I will write behind the Bastards episode about
leverage buyouts and about how, like, there was like a Jewish guy who kind of
like did a lot of the inventing stuff.
but him breaking into the banking thing
was like a whole thing
because there was so much anti-Semitism
because all of the banking sector
was run by all of the fucking
like weird dipshit
like CIA
like WASP motherfuckers
I mean the Mormons have a huge hedge fund
yep yep yep yep yep yeah so like the
what is it I read an article about it
the hedge fund that the Mormons operate
like they have their like best and brightest finance bros
like you know Mormons do their to your mission
if you're really good at finance
your mission, you don't have to go to South America and tell people about the Book of Mormon,
you can work at the hedge fund as your mission.
It's a nightmare.
I'm doing hedge funds for God.
Yep, that's a shadow bank, by the way.
Yep.
It's great.
So, okay, okay, coming back to this again, right?
So we're talking about like what causes 2008 and how do these shadow banks like do this?
And the answer is that they've turned all of these mortgages into these like fake securities they can,
they can trade, right? They package them all together, and they find out something really crucial,
which is that if they throw a bunch of loans that they obviously know are going to fail together
and send them to a regulatory agency, and by the way, all of these like bonds that they're issuing
have like grades based on supposedly like how safe they are, and they figure out.
I know about that. Yeah, and they figure out that they can send a bunch of really shitty bonds,
but if they package enough shitty bonds together, they could send them to the regulators,
and the regulators would have would evaluate some of them as being good,
and then you could sell the good ones to your pension fund
because I thought it was a good bond
and it made money
that's just lying
and then yes and yes and then and then behind the scenes
right all of these fucking companies all these shadow banks
all the regular banks they're all doing these
credit default swaps right so they're all betting
on which ones of these are going to fail I'm putting all of these boys in timeout
I'm going to put them in the bottom of a pit it's so evil
And they start doing these, making these like even more complicated instruments, right?
Where now what they're selling to you isn't just the package of mortgages.
They're also selling you the credit default swaps with the loan.
So theoretically what's happening is like they've created an instrument that regardless of what happens to the loan you make money.
That's not how anything works?
No, it's bullshit.
It's so obviously bullshit.
I made up this fake thing where no matter what happens I get rich.
That's cool.
I would love to do that.
Yeah, and nobody was like, well, I mean, a couple some people were, but like, people didn't just be like, wait, hold on. No, obviously you can't make an asset that makes money regardless of whether the thing fails or not.
I invented a money machine. Like, that's fucking ridiculous. And then eventually, yeah, it was like, no, they ran out of fucking mortgages. You know, one of the ways that the blame for this was deflected onto regular people was that they blamed the banks or like they blamed regular people for like not being able to pay the mortgages. But the thing is, by the time you get to the point where you're like,
packaging all the, you're betting on the mortgages, right? If you're a bank, even if you're the
regular bank, you don't make money off of like someone paying their mortgage back. You make
money on betting on the mortgages. So you're incentivized to just keep giving out loans you
know won't happen because you can sell those loans off of some other dipshit and then you,
and then you can bet on those loans that they're going to fail. And you can make money and that's
how you make your money. Because you're not a bank anymore. You're a bookie who's cheating.
Yep. I don't think that's.
good, Mia. No, this was the entire fucking financial system. And we just let these people stay in power.
And I'm just supposed to just continue living my life like this? I don't know. Like,
looking at this and then learning that all of these people got fucking bailed up by the government and none of them went to prison and...
Do they know they're cheating liars who are faking and making it up? Or are they like so high on their own supply?
They're like, they're like, no, bro, no, but this is totally going to work. It's totally going to work.
Well, here's the thing. Some of them know and some of them don't.
Because some of them believe that this is cool.
Yeah. Like, some of them legitimately thought that this was just going to work forever.
Like, do they believe their negative money backed by other fake money, backed by the idea of promises of fake money?
They think that's money?
Yeah. Yep. Well, that was going to work.
It's not.
It's not. Nope. And it turned out to not be any fucking money. And it blew up, again, like, entire countries, countries were buying these. They went bankrupt.
So, like, this is less real than a bored ape NFT.
And that's really saying something.
It's astonishing.
Because at least the, at least I can look at least I can look at the picture of the monkey.
I can't look at this.
No, like, you can't look at the bet you're making on whether, on whether monkey go down.
Like, it's like, like, all my apes gone.
Yeah, but it's depression because the entire world is just this now.
It's the shit the banks we're doing where you're betting on whether the mortgage would feel.
But now it's your betting on whether the mortgage would fail.
And now it's your betting on whether, like, what day we're going to drop a bomb on a run.
Like, nothing is real and everything is gambling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this is, you know, what I would call a sort of terminal crisis stage of capitalism where like...
Because everything is so divorced from any material reality, from any good or service.
Like, there is a limit to which you can run an entire economy that is purely based on gambling.
Like, there's just, there's a limit.
And we're going to hit it really soon.
That's got to break, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's going to break. It's going to break spectacularly. However, comma, I do have good news for you.
I do. I have good news. You now actually understand what non-bank financial intermediation is.
No, I don't. I'm going to walk you through it. You actually do. So I'm going to quote the IMF's definition of non-bank financial intermediation.
Quote, all entities outside the regulated banking system that perform the core banking
functions, credit intermediation.
That is, taking money from savers and letting it to borrowers.
The four key aspects of intermediation are maturity transformation.
We know this one.
Right.
This is what the bank does.
The loan gets older.
Yeah, yeah.
And then it gets paid back over time.
Yeah.
Well, it's, you turn your short-term thing into a long-term investment.
Or you do the opposite.
Opposites not good.
Yeah, they're both kind of a disaster, but like, yeah, yeah.
The other opposite is kind of how we got into this mess.
There's liquidity transformation, which we know this too.
It's turning...
Turning money into a thing that's not money.
Yeah.
Or turning not money into a thing you can buy burger with.
Okay.
Yeah.
We got this.
Leverage.
We also know this, which is you go into a bunch of debt to buy something else.
And then there's credit risk transfer, which we know that one too.
It's the betting market.
where you're supposedly
swapping the risk
but both of you two are now betting
on whether this thing is going to fail.
So it sounds like even just like regular banking
is kind of just gambling now.
Yep, yep, yep.
And it's fun too.
So this is a thing that used to be talked about more
and isn't now, but like most of like
the world's corporations
are also basically this now.
Like, and this has been a thing for a while,
but it's like the auto manufacturers
don't make their money off of cars.
I mean, they sort of do.
They make some money off cars or like most of what they make their money off of is like the Ford finance company, which is like the auto loans thing.
Oh.
And then the auto loans thing trades a bunch of like does all of this other financial bullshit to make money.
So like, I don't think that's a good idea.
That's what capitalism is.
So everything, everything is fully reliant on this like stupid gambling bullshit.
Emberers wearing no clothes economy.
Yep.
And if anybody points out that none of this is connected to a material reality, everything falls apart.
Well, here's the thing. The thing that stops everything for falling apart is that the one thing you can do with your money is turn it into gun.
Now I'm listening.
And that's what stops it falling apart, right? Because now I'm listening.
And this is also a sort of graperism, but it's like behind every bank is a man with a gun.
Because the reason that this money is even sort of real is that the bank can like, like the police,
will come get you, right?
Like, men with guns will appear and coerce you to pay shit, right?
But what if, what if instead of burger, we bought guns?
You know, like, this is what is broadly referred to as the social revolution.
It is broadly considered a negative by the financial sector.
It is broadly considered a positive by everyone the fuck else.
That's not true.
It's not considered a positive by, like, I guess the people who own regular businesses.
And this is, like, this shit that, like, you know, it was.
kind of less unhinged back then, but like if you go read the people who were like doing this
shit in like the early 1900s, if you read their writing, it's all them being like, oh yeah,
no, by the way, like a bunch of banks just like turned the entire Ottoman Empire into like
a debt peon and now their entire economy is just dedicated to paying off these fucking loans
and this is like hideously fucking evil.
Like they're all complaining about the same shit.
And the important lesson we learned from that.
The important lesson we learned from that was to do it more.
More. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. To invent increasingly more complicated ways of doing that.
Yep. And this is why the term third world is a slur.
Because instead of being a political movement, because the countries in the political movement
that was called the third world movement, all of their economies got fucking annihilated
because they had these like loans whose interest rate could change.
And the U.S. jacked up all the interest rates.
And so suddenly their loans were like, like the amount you had to like pay on the loans
it went from like 20% or something to like 50 or 100 or some shit.
And, you know, and like in these countries have never recovered.
Like Nigeria has never really economically recovered from the shit that happened to them.
This is why a whole bunch of Latin America is like this too.
Like it's like why there's so much sort of like riding systemic poverty is that
the economies were entirely transformed into machines to like pay back these fucking debts taken
out by these dictators.
This is the whole fucking economy now.
And, you know, there's other shadow banks.
that do other kind of completely unhinged shit, right?
And I've been focusing this week on like specifically the kind that blew up the economy in 2008.
But there's another kind that's like blowing up the economy right now, which is called private credit,
which is I mentioned this briefly earlier, but private credit is when these like unregulated companies
that are not banks give out unregulated loans with unknown terms to other companies.
And then those loans go to shit.
And there's a whole bunch of ways that can blow up, including by the way, these companies are funding a bunch of the AI bubble.
Oh, and that's a great investment.
It's great.
You know, because much, much like a mortgage, there's a real physical thing, like a house involved, right?
It's not just vibes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Molly, Molly, they, those motherfuckers, I'm going to talk about this a bit.
I might have Ed Ditron on for this part of it, too, just because, like, Ed does this all the time.
But, like, those motherfuckers out there selling securities that are backed by fucking graphics cards.
Like, at least the more, I can't believe I'm fucking saying this.
But, like, at least the mortgage-backed securities, like, there was a house you could steal to get your money back.
Graphics cards, Molly.
All my apes are gone.
All my apes are gone.
I was like, there's other ones that I'm like, it's so bad.
It's just, oh, but that's for another time because it is late as fuck, and we are out of here.
Molly, thank you, thank you for sitting and enduring an hour of you knowing what a shadow bank is now.
I almost know what a bank is.
I'm still working on the rest of it.
But I think I'm getting closer.
I believe in you.
I think we've made real progress today.
I don't know.
Now you can kind of understand what's going on when this thing sector explodes again in like two weeks.
You'll have to explain it to me again then.
I will be happy to.
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Fuck you.
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And Sophie's simmering rage at Zoom, constantly moving the recording button.
Not even just Zoom.
It's all the, it's insufferable.
All these goddamn platforms with their stupid AI features and moving of my settings.
I sound like the oldest person in the world.
But stop moving the recording.
No.
This sucks.
Stop it.
It's so annoying.
Holy shit.
Everybody's pretty pissed about AI these days.
I mean, it's insufferably stupid.
But stop it.
Stop it.
And we have to use Microsoft for work.
And every time I try to copy something, it asks if I want to use co-pilot.
No, I never want to use co-pilot.
Fuck off.
Sophie, you're really not maximizing your productivity.
Okay, Gary.
This week, we're covering.
I know what that means now.
And no.
Don't do that to me.
Collicular as shit.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Okay, I'm going away now to your jobs.
What are our jobs?
Really?
You're not going to join in?
I'm here.
I'm always here.
That's Sophie Lichten.
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This episode,
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Speaking of AI,
Open AI is announced
they are shutting down
their AI-generated video
app SORA. As a result, the Disney deal has fell through. Disney's no longer going through with
the $1 billion investment and character licensing deal with OpenAI, according to the Hollywood
reporter. I know our audience is full of a lot of big SORA heads, and I'm sure this is some
tough news. The SORA community is taking hits. Yeah, it's okay. You can still play Sora in Smash
Ultimate. You can recover, I believe in you all. There's a video game character named Sora too, huh?
Yeah, the key blade, the key blade will still be there.
I didn't, I didn't get into those games.
Actually, hilariously, also a Disney franchise.
Also licensed through Disney, yeah.
Great.
Great stuff.
Well, I found this very funny in part because, like, when SORA came out, there was this
like burst of enthusiasm for like, soon we'll just be generating our own movies and TV.
You won't need Hollywood.
But then it turned out that you can't actually, like, do, like, even if you want to make
stuff with Sora, like, even if you wanted to include, like,
clips of it to like help augment other films you were making. And there were a couple of filmmakers who
tried to do this. You could summon critical ways where they were like, well, you know, I can use
like pieces of storage generated video to like illustrate this point I went to about AI.
Well, you couldn't actually use like SORA footage and anything that you wanted to like sell to
Netflix or Amazon or like whoever are put in a theater because like the terms of use basically
did not allow it because of how much risk you were at of getting sued for, you know, utilizing other
people's shit, content other people made, OpenAI was not willing to indemnify the users.
Adobe has a similar, like, slop AI video generation machine that does indemnify, like, users
of the content they make, and that is still going.
Yeah.
So I think that was kind of, like, one of the key issues here is just that, like, you can't
actually do anything with your SORA clips.
Yeah, I mean, this doesn't mean it's going to lead to the end of AI generated video on
social media. Lord no. Unfortunately.
This is a movement
that Open AI is making towards business to business
sales and away from
this direct-to-consumer application.
It's still an interesting move.
The fact that Disney's breaking off the deal,
also interesting.
It's exact ramifications for Open AI
and like AI-generated video in the long run.
Still unclear.
Yeah, I also just want to mention that like obviously
the other reason they're doing this is that this stuff
is hideously expensive.
Yeah, a lot of money to generate
this stuff. Unfathomable amounts of money are just being lit on fire. I listen to everything
ever written by our friend and colleague Ed Zitron. If you want to know how much money is being
lit on fire by this bullshit. But yeah. Yep. A few other small news stories. The U.S. Army has
raised its maximum enlistment age to 42. And the Pentagon is planning to maintain National
Guard presence in Washington, D.C. through the entirety of
Trump's second term. In a special election Tuesday night, the Dems flipped Trump's own state house
district in Florida, Palm Beach County. Trump won this district by 11 points in the 2024 election.
As Tuesday, Democrat Emily Gregory won by two points, nearly a 14 point swing. Are we going to point
out how he voted in that election? Vote by a mail. But it's okay because the Florida system is safe and
secure.
Yeah.
Also, I want to point out this is more vindication of the Mia of the Mia blue tsunami theory
that this is going to be a 2008 style blowout if they're losing fucking Mara Lago for a two point.
Yeah, I try not to predict how the fucking bigger elections are going to go anymore.
Yeah, it's it's so hard, but it's not, you wouldn't call it a good sign for the Republicans.
This is not a good sign for Republicans, even though only like,
33,000 people voted in this election,
it is still interesting data.
Yeah, you would think, again,
that he would have more of a lock
on his backyard, but also,
why would he have thought about it?
Like, I go back and forth
and people are like,
well, if they were going to steal an election,
wouldn't they have done the one in Mar-a-Lago?
Probably not.
Nah.
Probably wouldn't have thought to do it.
Probably would have figured they don't need to.
The FBI is investigating
former director of the National Counterterrorism Center
Joe Kent for allegedly leaking
classified information.
And this investigation predates
his resignation last week. In an interview with Tucker Carlson last week, Kent implied Israel may have
been involved in the killing of Charlie Kirk and that the FBI stopped Kent's investigation into
this quote-unquote linkage. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Yeah, man, Israel killed Charlie Kirk.
That's why there haven't been any other people on the right who have complained about Trump's
aiding and abetting Israeli war crimes. Like no other conservatives have been pissed.
about the invasion of Iran.
Just Charlie Kirk.
He was the lone anti-Semite.
The only...
He was the only one.
Charlie Kirk was the Golden Dome, single-handedly.
Stopping Trump.
Yeah, no.
It's just a silly idea.
For our first big story, let's talk about airports.
Everyone's favorite way to spend five to who knows however...
Impossible to say.
How many hours?
Yeah, an impossible about.
Oh, God.
No way to know.
DHS has been shut down for over a month now,
and more than 400 TSA agents have quit
after being left without pay,
while ICE agents continued to receive paychecks
through last year's big, beautiful bill.
This past weekend,
Trump announced ICE would be deployed to airports
to assist TSA during the shutdown.
By Monday morning, ICE agents had been sent
to airports in Atlanta, Chicago,
Cleveland, Houston, Fort Myers, New Orleans,
Philadelphia, Phoenix, Pittsburgh, San Juan,
Newark and the two New York airports.
Interestingly, come Monday, when ICE was spotted, they were not wearing masks, which seems to go
against agency claims that masks are for protecting agents against so-called doxing.
That morning, Trump trothed, quote, I'm a big proponent of ICE wearing masks as they search for
and are forced to deal with hardened criminals.
I would greatly appreciate, however, no masks, in all caps, when helping our country out of
the Democrat caused mess at the airports, etc.?
Thank you. Later on Monday,
Trump was asked whose idea it was to send ICE
to airports, and he had this fascinating response.
Mine. That was mine.
That was like the paperclip. You know the story of the paperclip?
182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip.
It was so simple. And everybody that looked at it,
say, why didn't I think of that? Ice was my idea.
I called, first person I called was Tom Holman.
I said, what do you think?
He said, I think it's great.
Then I saw today there was some masks on.
I didn't think the masks were appropriate.
I put out a statement and I asked them,
would it be possible to take off the mask?
Because they should wear a mask
when they're dealing with the murderers
and the thugs left in, let into our guys.
Discovered the paper clip.
Discovered the paper clip?
Every now and then you get a little hint about his media diet.
It's just fascinating.
Discover the paper clip is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard.
It's insane.
Somebody told him a little story about like, well, you know, the person who went into the paper clip
and Trump just kind of ran with it, that's got to be it, right?
Yeah.
It's like the paperclip exists as like a platonic form, like existing in the,
as like a piece of truth.
Someone shizzled it out of a piece of granite, the first paperclip and was like, yes, I've done it.
It's like 40K shit where like the theory is that all technology.
has already been invented.
So if you invent a technology,
you're discovering it again.
The dark age of technology gave us the paperclip,
and it is actually heresy to invent a new kind of paperclip
or other way to attach papers together.
Now, in less funny news,
also on Monday,
Trump confirmed that ICE would be arresting people at airports.
We see ICE arresting illegal migrants at airports.
Yeah, yeah, that's why the Democrats are going crazy,
because they've allowed by what they did,
and hold up, we put ICE, who are a very high level.
I mean, they really are a high level group of people.
And they love it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country.
That's very fertile territory.
But that's not why they're there.
They're really there to help.
Uh-huh.
There to help.
Most people who are undocumented do not illegally enter the country through airports.
That would be silly.
They overstay a visa.
That's where they lose their legal presence.
On Fox News, Tom Homan claimed that ICE was helping to reduce long lines at airports as well as arrest criminals.
And we're filling the holes.
The wait lines are already dropped.
Plus, we're doing a security function at the airports.
We're going to arrest criminals going to do its airport.
We're going to look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money smuggling.
Money smuggling.
Yeah, they're just going to steal cash off.
of people at the airport.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, TSA has done that for a while off and on, so this isn't entirely new, but they're just
going to take money from people.
By Tuesday evening, lines at ATL, the airport in Atlanta, the most busy airport in the
world has the most amount of travel to and from.
By Tuesday evening, lines were back down, but by Wednesday morning, a friend of mine took
three hours to get through TSA.
God.
So, God.
What exactly is ICE doing?
Mostly standing behind TSA at security checkpoints,
standing behind people still doing the regular TSA work,
occasionally directing pedestrian traffic,
and maybe at most yelling of people to empty their pockets.
Hey, they're keeping the cookie clicker economy going.
The mobile app economy is benefiting enormously
for all these people standing around their phones.
ICE agents cannot actually do the job of TSA
since they do not have the training nor the certification required
to do so. Nope. So ICE is largely just acting as auxiliary staff and security for the airport.
But regular airport staff aren't suffering from the financial strain of the shutdown because they're
still getting paid. Aaron Barker, the president of the TSA Union Local 554, which covers airports
in Georgia, like ATL, denied that ICE contributed to short lines on Tuesday compared to the weekend,
noting that Tuesday is a non-peak travel day.
Yeah, of course, it's Tuesday.
Quote, it has nothing to do with ice presence being there.
The ICE officers in Atlanta are not doing any screening functions.
They are literally standing behind the officers while they're checking documents and screening passengers
or walking the queue line that cascades through the airport, unquote.
New York and New Jersey TSA Union President Hydra Thomas said during a press conference,
quote, you want to bring a tactical force into an environment where you're required to have
customer service and skill set, a mindset where you know what you're doing, how to identify
something that might be suspicious. They don't have that training, unquote.
No, and the TSA doesn't really have that training. Let's be clear.
No. TSA does not actually.
TSA doesn't know what they're doing at all. There was never any chance of this helping anything.
This is only going to be more of a pain in the ass for people at airports, which already are
unpleasant to be at.
Now, on Monday, there was viral video of plain clothes agents wrestling a woman into handcuffs at the San Francisco airport.
This incident actually took place Sunday night.
Angelina Lopez Jimenez and her nine-year-old daughter were supposed to fly to Miami to visit a relative.
Instead, she was detained by ICE agents and sent to an airport holding room, according to the New York Times.
On Friday, TSA agents flagged her name on an upcoming passenger list
and informed ICE that Lopez Jimenez was scheduled to fly from Miami on Sunday.
Lopez Jimenez and her daughter were detained by Border Patrol back in 2018,
but were released with a notice to attend court for removal proceedings.
Eventually, she stopped showing up for appointments, and her deportation was ordered in 2019.
This weekend at around 9.30 p.m. Sunday night, two plain clothes agents approached Lopez Jimenez in Terminal 3 in San Francisco,
and she then handed over her two Guatemalan passports, one for her and other for her daughter.
While being led to the international terminal, she tried to run away, prompting the agents to tackle her to the ground.
On Tuesday, her and her daughter were sent to Guatemala.
The New York Times says that this operation was unrelated to the ICE airport.
deployment ordered by Trump.
Also on Sunday night, Republican Senate Majority Leader John Thune told Trump that the Senate
had reached a deal to fund TSA and the rest of DHS except for ICE, which would be handled
later in a reconciliation bill.
But Trump instructed Thune to kill the deal.
Later that night, Trump trothed, I don't think that we should make any deal with crazy,
country-destroying radical left Democrats unless and until they vote with Republicans to pass
the Save America Act. That is the Voting Restriction Act, which includes voter ID with
picture, proof of citizenship to vote, heavily restricting mail-in-voting, requiring paper ballots,
as well as, quote, no men in women's sports and no transgender mutilation of our precious
children, unquote. Senator Ted Cruz and John Kennedy are continuing to work.
on this plan that Thune told Trump about to reopen DHS Sands Ice.
On Tuesday morning, Kennedy said on Fox News that Thune told him the president is reconsidering
the option and, quote, unquote, may be on board.
Later that day, Trump was asked if he supports what appears to be the quote unquote
emerging agreement coming out of the Senate to reopen DHS.
Trump replied, quote, I'm going to look at it.
We're going to take a good, hard look at it.
I want to support Republicans.
and sometimes it's awfully hard to get votes when you have Democrats that don't want to have voter ID, unquote.
Trump then went on to discuss the Save Act and how he added no men in women's sports, quote unquote,
because it's nearly a, quote, unquote, 99 to one issue.
It's time for our first break, and we will return with more news.
We're back.
So let's talk about the war that's been going on for like a month at this point in time.
You know, as we're kind of sitting here right now, we've all seen gas prices leap up substantially.
In California, there's some areas where you're paying like $750 a gallon.
Good Lord.
It's gone up by about a dollar where I live.
It looks fairly credible.
There was a lot of fear that like kind of the worst case scenario would be that oil gets anywhere near like $200 a gallon.
Or $10 a barrel, not a gallon, sorry.
That would be real bad.
But what we're looking at right now, there's credible reason to explain to it.
expect that like this stuff won't peak any lower than about 175 bucks a barrel, which is pretty
catastrophic for the U.S. economy and the global economy as a whole.
Nightmare.
It's bad.
And Trump has been, I think, increasingly making it clear that he is looking for an off-ramp.
There's a lot of reporting from inside the administration that suggests they did not think
things would still be going on this long, that they thought that after the first, you know,
rank of Iranian leaders were kind of wiped out, the guys behind them would be willing to play
ball with the administration in exchange for staying in power, which is more or less the offer that
we gave Delci Rodriguez in Venezuela. And the Venezuelan regime, the people who kind of were
behind Maduro, were willing to take. But Iran is a very different country. And they're in a very
different situation. And they have a very different military. And they have a very different
physical strategic situation than Venezuela does than any other country that the United States
has attempted to use these kind of like violent bullying tactics on. And, and,
And so far Iran does not seem to be interested in coming to the table.
Trump has made a couple of statements about how we're working on getting out of this.
You know, we've presented an option to the Iranian government that basically allow them to get rid of all of the sanctions if they just promise to stop enriching uranium and the handover everything that they do have and to never try to get a new.
I think it's pretty clear they're not willing to make that promise anymore.
I think they were.
I mean, they certainly were earlier, five years ago.
But at the time which you've repeatedly killed all the people running the country,
you've kind of only made it clear that they need noops.
And that's the waiting game that we find ourselves kind of currently locked in here.
Is Iran has shut down the Strait of Hormuz.
They've, at least last I checked, I think, hit 17 ships heading through the straight or in the
strait.
And that's caused the vast majority of traffic that would be crossing through to hold back.
And so you've got this massive backlog of craft just kind of weight.
because they can't go through.
Trump previously had made some big statements about,
well, the U.S. Navy will escort them through
and we'll get like a global coalition of naval forces
to escort them through.
That hasn't come to pass.
For one thing, very few governments with navies
seem interested in sending sizable naval forces
to the Strait of Hormuz to do this.
And for the other thing, that's not an easy thing to do.
It may seem like it,
because it would be a real crazy thing to all of us listening if a single U.S. naval vessel
were destroyed in combat, right?
Like the last time anything like that happened was the U.S.S. coal, which was hit while it
was in dock by a suicide bomb.
The idea of, like, a destroyer getting sunk would be deeply upsetting to the American people,
I think probably, and like deeply, it would be a huge problem for, let alone if an aircraft
carrier were to take serious damage.
Yeah.
These would be serious problems for the administration.
The problem is that you can't escort fuel tankers through the Strait of Hormuz without exposing them and the ships escorting them to direct fire.
Geographically, you know, you've probably heard a lot about Karg Island recently, which is this island that, as we talked about in a previous episode, a lot of Iran's oil infrastructure is on because the coast of Iran is not, mostly not deep water.
And you need very deep water for the boats that transport huge amounts of crude oil.
These are massive vessels.
These are some of the largest machines human beings have ever built of any kind.
Yeah, these are the size of skyscrapers.
These are skyscrapers on their side.
They are enormous boats.
When people were suggesting, like, what if we just drive the oil, you have no idea
how big these fucking boats are and how much oil it takes to keep the world running.
Yeah.
So you have a very narrow waterway for most of this.
So it's not like it is in, you know, other waterways or in the broader ocean where people have a lot of roots they can take.
big ships can only take one very well-known path through the strait, right? And it's really easy to
mind that path. If you've got naval vessels escorting those big boats, then you've got U.S. naval
vessels that are exposing themselves to direct fire from the mountains and hills in a way that is
impossible to stop them from getting shot at, from having drones flung at them. And we have a pretty
good understanding of what we can stop and what we can't stop. And based on everything that's been
happening. My suspicion is that Trump has been getting told by his officers, we can't guarantee we won't
lose sailors and we won't lose ships if we do this because you are sending them through the chokiest of
choke points. And Iran has spent 50 years preparing to fling shit at naval vessels, escorting
oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz. There's no guarantee it's not going to be a bloodbath.
So that's why the administration is looking at stuff like, well, what should be sending in Marines?
and we have Marines that are moving into the area.
There's been a lot of talk about having them seize islands in the strait, potentially even Karg Island.
The problem with that is, obviously, Iran has to deal with the bottleneck of we need this big island with its deep harbors.
Otherwise, we can't get our oil out.
But if the U.S. takes that island, it's in the middle of a bunch of shit Iran controls,
and they can fling explosives at the forces who take that island all fucking day long.
It is a very bad position to be in if you're the Marines.
I don't care how well trained you are.
I don't care how much support you have.
That is a bad position to be in.
And any military leader who has been under fire is trying very hard right now to let Trump
know this will not be a low casualty endeavor and it will not be an easy endeavor.
And you will not wind up just controlling this island and being able to dictate things to Iran.
You will wind up having potentially thousands of your boys held captains.
by Iranian forces that surround them
and fling explosives at them all day long.
It's a bad position to be in.
Yeah, and this is, I think, part of, like,
the issue with the Trump administration's policy here
is that, like, Trump himself and the people around him
just seem to have been treating the Iranian army
as not a real army.
It is.
It is.
No, this is an actual army.
They know what they're doing.
Like, this is not the Venezuelan army.
Like, this is an actual army.
Yeah.
Like, you can't do this shit.
There's a lot of guys left who have a lot of experience
and preparing for this exact war for a very long time.
Yeah.
And who are ideologically motivated to not have the U.S.
like invade their country.
The issues here with the fact that there's no good way to open the straight,
I think has been dictating a lot of what Trump's been doing with his negotiations.
And I've started calling them like market negotiations because if you look at whatever
Trump releases a statement, so on Monday, for example, he released a thing saying like,
like, ah, we've entered, like, peace negotiations.
And that was Monday morning, as the markets were opening,
from a very panicky weekend where people were,
it was sort of setting in that oil prices were going to be increasing.
And whenever Trump does one of these speeches where he says,
oh, well, we're going to, we're going to find some way to open the straight.
Or he does these, like, peace off, like, he sends this peace deal to Iran,
which we don't know the details of.
There was, like, a reported leak of it in the Israeli media,
but we don't know exactly what's in it.
From that Israeli leak, it didn't seem to be,
a, I mean, it didn't seem to be something that the government would accept, right?
But the reason he's doing it is because he's trying to calm the markets down on a sort of,
on a sort of day-by-day basis.
And part of it also was that there was this whole panic that Trump had been threatening early this
week to start doing all of these bombing campaigns against Iranian, like, civilian power
facilities and supposedly non-civillian power facilities to you.
And then on Monday, he was like, no, no, no, we're not actually doing that.
Actually, we're doing peace talks.
We're pushing this off for five days.
And this is, again, market.
manipulation stuff, right? Because he watched...
We're only at war during the weekend when the markets are closed.
So this is what these negotiations are, right? And that's why in Iran immediately,
it goes like, no, like we're not in negotiations and then released their own five-point
plan to end the war in which the U.S. would pay war damages. And they've been really consistent
about this, which is the U.S. will pay war damages and reparations. And in this one,
and also, you know, there was a whole thing about obviously like the U.S. stopping the war.
they're bringing deterrent measures in place to keep the U.S. and doing it again.
They want the U.S. to have its regional proxies stand down, which would also presumably end the other major thing that's going on in this war, which is just Israel ethnically cleansing the south of Lebanon.
We just release an episode about this.
It's very good.
Yeah, to make a defensive barrier.
Yeah.
And the last part about this, and this is the part that I think is the real kind of clincher here is that it would give Iran control over the Strait of Hormuz, which is.
which is a real problem for any kind of American negotiation
because this was always a thing that the Iranian government never did, right?
They had the military capacity to hold the straight.
The reason they didn't do it was that it would start a war.
But now you've started the war and now you've opened Pandora's box
and you can't put the fact that they can do this militarily back into the box.
Yeah.
Right.
So now they're just being like, fuck it, you guys can't actually defeat us militarily
before the entire world economy collapses.
Like, fuck it, give us the straight.
Now, I do want to mention something about some of the,
the oil tankers, which is that, okay, the whole situation is very murky, but Iran has been,
I mean, obviously it's been allowing its own tankers to go through, which is not a huge amount of
oil, but it's some. We got a reported case. The statements on this were released by the Thai
government and also a Thai oil company where the Thai basically foreign minister, like,
called the Iranian government and said, hey, we have an oil tanker here where you let it through.
and they went, yeah, sure.
So there seems to be some kind of process by which countries can do some kind of negotiation
with the Iranian government and be let through what exactly that looks like and the details
of it are really unclear.
We don't know if this is a pattern or if they were just like, yeah, sure, whatever, Thailand,
you can do this.
But yeah, that's kind of the state of things.
I guess we should also mention there's been a bunch of reporting at the U.S.
deploying 2,000 paratroopers.
I've seen both 1,000 and 2,000-sided as a number from the 82nd Airborne into the region,
which presumably would be there for that, like, disastrous Carg Island campaign, but, oh, boy.
Which is not boots on the ground, but it's an island.
It's not, doesn't count us the ground.
It doesn't count as the ground.
It doesn't count as the ground.
We're good.
I'm so excited for us to fight an entire war in the Arctic where he's like,
there's not boots on the ground because they're all wearing snow shoes.
Can't get us there.
Nope.
you see all the Marines are wearing jet packs.
They never touch the ground.
They've got those weird water backpacks that you fly.
You can fly with if you're at the goats.
They're a little jet ski backpacks.
They're not touching the ground.
They're all laying a quarterway road in front of them,
so they're not technically on the ground.
They're on this road.
Yeah, so things continue to go badly for kind of everyone involved in this war,
except I guess the Israelis who are...
They seem to be happy.
Yeah, they seem to be having a great time doing another ethnic cleansing.
But there's another group of people who've been doing extremely badly as a result of this
and has gotten almost no coverage in the American press to the extent that I found out about...
I mean, like, I was starting hearing about the stuff from just like by friends who are Indian,
which is that things are very, very bad right now in...
East and Southeast Asia and just South Asia in general.
Multiple countries, including like Thailand, for example,
have either sent part or all of their government employees home
and told them to just work from home
because they can't afford to keep their offices open
because like cooling the offices is too expensive.
They're sort of rolling crisis like across the entire sort of Pacific Rim area
because all of these countries are unbelievably reliance on oil, natural gas.
This is also down to stuff like cooking oil, too, which they also have not been able to get.
And so, you know, you can look at Sri Lanka where there are these just enormous fuel cues because the Sri Lankan government, they're four years out from the last time that they weren't able to input oil.
That one was a sort of currency crisis balance of payments issue they were having.
But the moment there was a problem with the oil supply, the government started doing rationing.
So now you have these massive lines for people trying to get gasoline.
that's, I think, one of the worst ones
in terms of just pure inability to get gasoline
so this is a problem across the region.
The BBC also said,
I'm just going to read the quote,
declared Wednesdays a public holiday.
Sure.
So, yeah, they're just adding another day to the weekend
because they can't have businesses open
because businesses can't afford to, like, heat or cool themselves.
They literally can't afford to keep the economy running.
And variations of this are playing
out all across South Asia, there's been a massive closure of industries in India. A whole bunch
of restaurants, I think the estimates were about one-fifth of restaurants are just gone because they can't
get cooking oil. And you have the situations where like anything that requires like cooking
oil, even though the things that are open, like can't be used. Gujarat, the Indian state of
Gujarat has a very large ceramic industry and it's gone. It's been gone for like a month. 80% of it
is shut down. This is 400,000 people affected by this because they're using propane and there's
no propane. And this is playing out across the region, right? There's been some reporting about
concerns in Taiwan over whether they're going to have enough sort of liquefied natural gas in order
to keep their ship facilities running. But Taiwan is like kind of okay. It's places like Sri Lanka,
places like Thailand, it's places like Myanmar, it's India, where things are getting
really, really bleak really quickly.
There was a story that I kind of did make it through
into the American press about how
the U.S. temporarily lifted sanctions on Iranian oil
specifically so that there were these tankers, Iranian tankers,
that were just at sea,
and the sanctions specifically on those tankers were lifted
so India could buy it.
And this has been happening with Russian oil, too.
And the reason this is happening is that if you're not getting
these kind of injections of oil,
the situation there would be.
be even more bleak than it already is.
And obviously there's some places
where just everything is continuing as normal,
but you're starting to see just kind of these countries unravel
because so much of their infrastructure
is based on an oil and natural gas that's coming through the Gulf.
And it's really fucking bleak.
And it's something to keep in mind as this crisis rolls on.
we're dealing with like gas price go up, which is obviously bad in an issue.
There are a shit ton of people in the world where it's like, yeah, I know, like 400,000 people
are out of their jobs because their entire ceramics industry is gone.
Yeah.
Right.
And these are not people who have money in the first place.
And this crisis is just going to continue as long as the Trump keeps this war going.
So I guess we'll see how long that is.
Hopefully not long.
Yeah.
I mean, polling continues to be bad.
I'm sure Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance are going to be on it as they continue their negotiations.
Yeah.
There's not a long list of people that I want running negotiations less than J.D. Vance, but like, it's not great.
No, it's not great. There's no way to sugarcoat it here.
It says something about how much fucking Kushner screwed the pooch that Iran is like, yeah, get Vance in here.
Bring in, bring in Vance.
We get J.D. Vance in here.
I don't want to talk to that other guy again.
There is, like, a legitimate problem they're having,
which, like, there's been a lot of jokes about how, like,
all the DEI firings are, like, fucking them.
But, like, it actually is where there's, like, a whole bunch of the embassy staff people,
like, got fired because they weren't white and because the Doge people were just like,
fuck it. And now it's like, I mean, this was a situation already.
The U.S. governments, like, experts on other countries tend to be like...
I mean, if you look at what happened in the lead up to the Iraq war,
or anyone who knew anything about Iraq as an actual S subject matter expert was basically isolated and cut out of like the planning because they were all saying don't do what you're doing. It's not going to work.
Well, and even even in administrations we regard as competent, like I randomly, like when I was at University of Chicago, like going to school, I met the guy who was who was set com Syria analyst, like right when that's beginning of the Syrian revolution and he was like reporting to Barack Obama about what was going on.
And it was just like some guy.
Like it was like some guy who'd gotten like an undergrad degree, right?
Yeah.
Like, and even those guys are getting like it was just like some random asshole with, I mean, like he's like, new his stuff.
But he wasn't like a, he wasn't like an expert on this.
Right.
And even those people are gone.
And so now you're dealing with those people who are supposed to be running these negotiations.
You just have like literally no idea what's going on because they fired every non-white person.
And so it's just catastrophic for the entire world.
Yep. Cool.
One more ad break, and we will return for a final segment giving an update on a friend of the pod Gregory Bovino.
Oh, Greg.
All right, we are back.
Unfortunately, it's time for our reoccurring Bovino segment, hopefully the last.
God.
What's Boving on?
He just had a very interesting interview with The New York Times.
He did.
in which he said that before he was demoted from his role as commander at large,
he had a plan at DHS to deport 100 million people.
Something that DHS then tweeted about with a silly little graphic that they stole from another artist.
The New York Times reported, quote,
Mr. Bovino said he had a master plan that was in motion before his exile,
back to El Centoro. It would have neutralized protesters, he said, and made it possible to deport
100 million people. That is a goal that the Department of Homeland Security has widely promoted.
If it sounds extreme, it's because it's nearly 10 times the estimated number of undocumented
people in the country. It's also more than a quarter of the entire U.S. population, unquote.
Yep. Gregory is also quoted in this piece of saying,
I wish I'd caught even more illegal aliens.
I mean, we went as hard as we could,
but there's always a creative and innovative solution
to catching more, unquote.
God.
Would have been nice for a journalist to follow up
on what he meant by that.
Yep. Yep.
Mm-hmm.
I want to talk a little bit about that 100 million number
because there was a New York Times report
where Trump said,
in one meeting, due the 2024 campaign,
Mr. Trump said that if it was up to Mr. Miller, there would only be 100 million people in this
country and they would all look like Mr. Miller.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, he's not lying.
Yeah.
You know, and he, I guess, has the numbers reversed in that, in that the Bovino one is deport
100 billion people, which is the one that's been floating around in sort of, like,
right wind circles more.
And this one was that there's only 100 million left, but.
And it's completely disconnected from reality and like the economic reasons for why.
Yeah.
These deportations or even something,
disconnected from the economic reasons behind
this sort of immigration enforcement.
There's just no logistical capacity.
No, like, it's, I mean, yeah,
it would be one of the largest ethnic cleansings we've ever seen.
But it's a thing that, like, people like Miller and, like, Bovino wants,
this is kind of what we've seen a lot in Trump administration
between the people who actually want the economy to work
and the people who have, like, some other ideological goal.
Yeah.
Because there's the people who just want,
the white ethno state, right?
And that's sort of the Bovino, like, Miller wing.
And then there's everyone else, like Scott Besten,
like the treasury people who were like, holy shit.
Yeah, we want there to, we want that.
We need the permanently subjugated immigrant underclass.
You can't deport 100.
And well, this isn't wouldn't even be the immigrant underclass, right?
This is, this is like most of the non-white people in the U.S., right,
who they're talking about deporting, who are just, you know, people here.
like me. And obviously, like, we don't know if Bovino's just lying about this because, who knows,
it's Bovino, but...
Yeah, what this master plan actually looks like or what it included, also not expounded upon
something that the journalists at least did not get an answer out of that was then reported.
No.
It's unclear, but during Bovino's, like, rain at Border Patrol, this number was something
that DHS mentioned as a gold multiple times. For an example, earlier this month,
Louisiana Senator John Kennedy was questioning David J. Beir,
director of immigration studies at the Cato Institute,
about his criticism of DHS.
And Senator Kennedy read a quote from Beers' social media.
They referring to Republicans think they can troll their way
into us accepting ethnic cleansing.
End quote.
Your words not mine.
Did I read that correctly?
That was in regard to a part of...
Did I read that?
Did I read that?
About advocating 100 million deportations.
That is what DHS has tweeted from their own account.
A hundred million deportations would be ethnic cleansing.
You would be removing one third of the country.
So yes, there are people within the Department of Homeland Security.
And you don't think this is hyperbolic.
Give me 30 more seconds.
I think advocating 100 million deportations is ethnic cleansing.
On February 15th.
He really thought he ate with that one.
Yeah, he was really thinking he was going to dine out on that, huh?
Wow.
What a loser?
What is rattling around in your skull that you listen to that and think you won?
Like, what is happening here?
God.
You're having fun?
You're having fun with that, huh?
Okay.
Speaking of the Department of Homeland Security,
there is a new big boss in town.
Former Senator Mark Wayne Mullen has been sworn in as the new DHS Secretary.
During his confirmation hearings, Mullen said he regrets calling Alex Preti a, quote, deranged individual who came to cause max damage.
Those words probably should have been retracted.
I shouldn't have said that.
And as Secretary, I wouldn't.
The investigation is ongoing.
And there is, like I said, there's sometimes going to make a mistake and I own it.
That one, I went out there too fast.
I was responding immediately without the facts.
That's my fault.
That won't happen as Secretary.
So you regret that statement?
I already said that, yes, sir.
Would you want to apologize to the family of Alex Preddy?
Well, sir, I just said I regret those statements.
Is that the same as an apology?
I haven't seen the investigation.
We'll let the investigation go through.
And if I'm proven wrong, then I will absolutely.
Is that the same as an apology?
Oh, God.
Man.
Just speak like a person.
We've got to bring Mr. Rogers in here to tell you what an apology is.
is.
Come on, bro.
Also, there's a lot of discourse about his name being Mark Wayne, and you can't tell me that
guy doesn't look like a Mark Wayne.
He looks like a Mark Wayne.
He looks like a Mark Wayne.
Thank you so much.
Jesus Christ.
Just say sorry, dude.
Later on in this same hearing, Mullen defended the actions of the officer who killed
Renee Good saying, quote, it's very clear that an officer had to make a split decision
in that case.
Throughout these hearings, Mullen reiterated that he wants.
to keep the agency out of the news.
Quote, my goal in six months is that we are not in the lead story every single day, unquote.
When questioned about what ICE reforms he would be willing to put into law,
Mullen said that a quote unquote better approach would be working with local municipalities.
I would love to see ICE become a transport more than the front line.
If we get back into just simply working with law enforcement,
We're going to them and we're picking up these criminals from their jail.
One, we're going to reimburse them for having the person there.
And partnership is violent.
I don't think there needs to be a wall to change that.
I think I can work within what is there.
But there's an approach that can happen, but we've got to have partners.
What he's trying to do here is essentially blame ICE overreach on sanctuary city policies,
saying that ICE wouldn't need to be in all these places, being on the ground,
if sanctuary cities would just cooperate with ICE for removal operations.
In response to a question about ICE and CBP, illegally entering people's homes,
Mullen said, quote,
we will not enter a home or a place of business without a judicial warrant,
unless we're pursuing an individual that runs into a place of business or residence or a house, unquote.
If this is true, this definitely is a partial movement still with this,
exception, but a partial movement from the so-called administrative warrants, which became
popular under Christine Nome. Which, big if, like it. I think, as like James has said before,
I think there is, like the wind is changing a little bit, but, I mean, it could very easily
change back the other way. It is, it is simply too soon to say, and obviously none of these
things will be, like, satisfactory. I should not exist as an agency. Yeah. But it is, it is, it is simply,
It is interesting to see the Trump administration slowly adjust towards pressure being put on ice from the public.
At Mullins' swearing-in ceremony, Trump said, quote, generally speaking, Mark Wayne would be very much in favor of what I'm in favor of.
He might be worse. He might be worse than me.
Oh, no. So generally speaking, I think I can answer that Mark Wayne would be very much in favor of what I'm in favor of. Would you say that's right, Mark?
I can't think of too many things.
He might be worse.
He might be worse than me.
That's my look at his wife.
He's saying, that's right.
But, so, yeah, he's going to be great.
So, we'll see.
We'll see what that turns out to be.
Great stuff.
Great stuff.
These people are so bizarre.
Like, they can't talk.
They sound ridiculous.
Nightmare.
That's my only take.
Because they can't do normal.
They can't human.
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