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Welcome to It Could Happen here. I'm Kevin Foster, and for the past few months, I've witnessed
what I would describe as an egregious billionaire handout going down in the city of Portland and
the state of Oregon as a whole. You might feel nauseous thinking about your tax dollars going to
some wealthy bastard, and trust me, he is a bastard, but what if I told you it was for basketball?
That probably sounds silly to many of you, but that's the question Portlanders have been grappling
with. Tom Dundon, a Texas billionaire businessman, bought the NBA's Portland Trailblazers
in April of this year. You may or may not have heard of Dundon. He made the rounds not too long ago
when the other sports team he owns, the NHL's Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup. Notably, he
engraved his dog's name on it to the distaste of many hockey fans. Since Dundon took over the
Blazers, he's fueled constant chatter about the possibility of moving the team out of Portland.
He's done so by demanding the city, county, and state hand over approximately $600 million
in public funds to renovate the Mota Center, the Blazers Stadium, which our wonderful producer
Sophie has informed me is already quite nice. Despite Forbes estimating Dundon's net worth at around
$2.3 billion, he has no plans of contributing to the renovation himself, leaving it all to the
taxpayers. There's a very dedicated Blazers community here in town, so the threats of leaving
rang major alarm bells, but what has ensued is a revealing cascade of insights into local
corruption, economic desperation, and a deep misunderstanding and or willful ignorance of sports
economics. So today we're going to talk about the economics of sports and stadiums, why these
investments are awful for your city to make, and what to watch out for as the business lobby
and politicians in your town try to line the pockets of billionaires. While they will talk a lot
about Portland, I want to be clear, a great deal of this could very easily spread across the
country as Dundon sets a new precedent for what executives can scrape from taxpayers. On that note,
I'd like to do a mini dive into Tom Dundon and some of his co-owners to give you a sense of the types of people we're dealing with here, a mini behind the bastards, if you will.
For one, Dundon is a known penny pincher, in other words, a piece of shit.
Some of his cost-cutting measures just since taking over the Blazers include massive layoffs of up to 70 Blazers' staff,
leaving part-time players at home in Portland in the middle of the playoffs,
breaking playoff tradition by not giving fans free t-shirts, ignoring players' coaching requests,
and undercutting the pay of the coach he did end up hiring.
And it gets worse, Dundon made most of his money in the subprime auto loan industry
with the company Santander Consumer USA.
According to Boston University finance professor Mark Williams,
as referenced in an Oregon public broadcasting article,
Dundon was, quote, one of the individuals that really grew.
the industry. Many would argue he took it to a new level, unquote. According to the New York Times,
part of how Dundon and other Santander executives made millions was by packaging risky loans for
low-income people into securities that could be sold, a la the 2008 financial crisis and what
Wall Street ghouls did with mortgages. The various malpractices, which Santander never had to admit to
in court resulted in $550 million worth of legal settlements, including in Oregon.
If you're waiting for some sort of carmic relief, it isn't really coming.
Dundon walked away from Santander in 2015 with $700 million.
He then continued to invest in subprime auto lenders while expanding into professional sports.
This man is not well-liked, even by people who are clearly desperate to keep the Blazers here.
For example, in a recent city council meeting, one fan who was in support of a public subsidy for the Blazers called Dundon a, quote, grade A douchebag, unquote.
And in order to buy the Blazers, Dundon had to put together an ownership group.
One lesser reported individual in that group is Mark Zarr, the co-president of the Shadow Bank Blue Owl Capital.
On their website, Blue Owl calls themselves a, quote, partner to hyperscalers, unquote, in the AI data center.
space, and according to Bloomberg, they also sold a warehouse to DHS for an ICE
mega-prison for $120 million. Needless to say, these guys don't really embody the typical
Portland energy. To be fair to Dundan and Zar, not that I really feel the need to, they're in
piss-poor company among NBA owners. Oregon Public Broadcasting described the ownership
roster in the league as a, quote, billionaires club whose past and current members or their
companies have been accused of housing discrimination, knowingly underwriting improper mortgages,
exploiting prison inmates, making racist comments, and engaging in sexual misconduct,
unquote. Apparently, the former Blazers owner Jody Allen settled lawsuits over alleged
sexual harassment and attempting to smuggle penguin skulls and giraffe bones out of Antarctica and
Africa. That's pretty much par for the course for billionaires, which is exactly why I think this
issue is worth paying attention to. At some point, Dundon is going to end up in a room with all the other
owners and talk about this sweet deal he got with just a bit of posturing and lobbying. And you don't
have to take it for me. Here's renowned sports economist J.C. Bradbury talking about the dynamics
between sports owners. This is from a webinar hosted by a few of the Portland City Councilors who
actually pushed back against this deal.
There's a great quote in Kim Belson's recent book on the NFL, in which he
interviews Stephen Jones, the son of Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
And he describes the relationship as this.
He said as a competitive, he describes a competitive businessman culture among sports team
owners.
He says, accumulating money is keeping score.
Jerry may not need more money, but if he doesn't make it, in his mind, he has failed.
And I think that's what you're seeing a lot with owners.
They're trying to one up here.
up each other. And I think it's interesting, a lot of times you see owners go out and they donate vast amounts of money to charity, but then they go and ask for subsidies. And it seems like a contradiction. And I think what people need to understand is that these owners, they're not even necessarily interested in making money for themselves. They have billions of dollars. They're very wealthy. What they're, what they want to do is invite all the owners in and say, look at what I got these suckers to buy me. And they all high five each other. And they laugh at politicians who back them when they leave the roof.
The funny thing about all this for me is I don't really care for basketball.
I like to think this helps me approach the issue from a relatively objective standpoint,
which is why I'm all the more confident in the experts on this saying you'd have to be a fool to support these investments.
But you know what else would be a good investment?
Maybe some of the products and services that support this podcast.
And we're back.
Now that we have a sense of the demons we're dealing with, let's talk about sports economics.
If I learned anything from my degree in economics, other than how pretentious most econ majors are,
it's that the answer to many questions is just, it depends, and there's rarely consensus on any
given issue. Sports economics, though, is one of those rare cases where most people actually
agree. Politicians, business leaders, and sports team representatives will boast about the
economic boon a team is to your city. They'll talk about the jobs, people going out to bars and
restaurants in supposed economic growth. In reality, sports teams suffer from something called
the substitution effect. In the Journal of Economic Perspectives, economists John Siegfried and Andrew
Zimbolist explain this in detail. Quote, the vast majority of consumers has a relatively
inflexible leisure budget. If a sports team moves to town, the money one spends taking a family
to a game typically is money that is not spent at a local bowling alley, golf course, restaurant,
or theater. The net effect on spending in the metropolitan area then is zero or very close to
zero. While sports teams may rearrange the spending and economic activity in an urban area,
they are not likely to add much to it, unquote. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for defunding golf courses,
but with sports stadiums, we're really just moving money around rather than growing. And funny enough,
this can actually have a negative effect on surrounding businesses because people spend more at the
game, putting money into Tom Dundit's pocket instead of the local community.
The counter argument to this is that sports teams bring in tourists from out of region or out
of state, leading to greater profits, but this also doesn't necessarily ring true.
Here's Victor Matheson, another leading sports economist in that same webinar with the Portland
City Councilors.
I've actually studied this extensively.
There is exactly zero impact on hotel room stays, and by zero, I'm, you're not.
Literally zero. Literally no hotel rooms anywhere in the country get sold because people decide to come to a city to go see the NBA.
I'm not certain exactly which studies Matheson is referencing, but he says they've looked into at least a dozen major cities and hundreds of game nights, finding no effect on hotel stays from the NBA.
One example backing this up is a 2018 study by Craig E. Depkin and E. Frank Stevenson of Charlotte, North Carolina,
which found that NBA regular season games were not associated with a net increase in hotel registrations
or hotel revenues the day before, the day of, or the day after a game.
They did find some increases for multi-day events, but the overall conclusion of the study
is that hotel tax receipts fall short of the debt service incurred from stadium investments.
On a larger scale, things like the Olympics and World Cup are a similar story,
even with such a specific focus on international travel.
A February 2026 article from the Council on Foreign Relations indicates multiple Olympic host cities in recent decades lost billions
and that the economic benefits are dubious at best.
Matheson suggested in a 2006 paper that these mega events can potentially lead to a profit for a city
if they use existing infrastructure, such as the case of the 1984 Los Angeles,
but this isn't always the case. And to give a sense of the broader economic consensus,
a 2005 random sample survey of the American Economic Association members found that 86% agreed
or strongly agreed with the elimination of state and local subsidies for sports franchises
versus just 5% in opposition. A 2008 paper by Dennis Coates and Brad R. Humphreys states,
Quote, the large and growing peer-reviewed economics literature on the economic impacts of stadiums,
arenas, sports franchises, and sport mega events has consistently found no substantial evidence of
increased jobs, incomes, or tax revenues for a community associated with any of these things,
unquote.
Matheson himself examined the other side of the argument on stadium subsidies in a 2018 paper
published in the Journal of Policy Analysis and Management.
He points out that there may be rare cases where public subsidies make sense, but at nowhere near
the level that American taxpayers are contributing.
Basically, the percent of funding that should come from public contribution may be simply
greater than zero, but not very significant.
At the end of the day, what this really amounts to is another massive handout for the wealthy,
while the poor and working class pay the price in taxes or cut services.
It's big business fucking over the little guy who often can't afford to.
to go to the game, or is making a dog-shit part-time wage working concessions at the stadium.
And to bring it back to Portland, the mayor has talked about financing this deal with climate
funds, which are already allocated to different projects. There's a real opportunity cost to
using public funding for sports rather than on city needs, and that absolutely needs to be
factored into the equation. One of the most basic sort of capitalist econ 101 lessons is that there's
just no such thing as a free lunch. This money has to come from somewhere, and that means other programs
get the short end of the stick. Over the past few weeks, I've noticed there's this perception
that Portland is somehow unique, that losing the Blazers would send the city into financial ruin.
Apparently, this is quite common, as J.C. Bradbury's new book is literally titled, This One,
will be different, false promises, and fiscal realities of publicly funded stadiums. In just a bit,
I'm going to dive into the tactics owners used to shake down cities, but one way they've done so in
Portland is by broadening the conversation to our entire economy. I've watched city counselors
play directly into this, claiming the city's economy is heavily based on perception,
while they make decisions that arguably worsen that perception. It's a paradox. It's a paradox.
toxic position. We're struggling, so we need to spend a bunch of money on something that won't
make us that money back. That's the level of cognitive dissonance we're dealing with here,
and it's all backed up by the business lobby. Our previous city council system penned a deal
buying the Modic Center for $1. Very clearly, they took on a liability, not an asset, and left us on
the hook. There's this fear of the motor center becoming a derelict mass in a stain on the
the city if it's not renovated. People generally seem to agree that it needs renovations,
whether for basketball or for concerts, but looking at other cities who lost their sports teams,
a rotting concrete corpse is just simply not an inevitability.
An article in Blazers Edge, a Blazers News blog and community site owned by Sports Media
Conglomerate SB Nation, pointed out how multiple other arenas across the U.S. have seen
record profits after losing their anchor tenant.
The Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale, Arizona lost the NHL's Arizona Coyotes in 2022.
In the year after, according to Glendale City Manager Kevin Phelps, the arena broke its revenue
record by nearly $10 million.
After the Golden State Warriors left the Oakland Arena in 2019, it had its best fiscal year
ever in 2023 and reduced its operating deficit by 90.
over the four years. And Key Arena, once hosting the Seattle Supersonics, a team referenced heavily
by supporters of a Blazers subsidy, operated at a loss under the NBA team, according to Blazers' edge,
but it turned a bigger profit than ever after they left by, quote, freeing up the stadium revenue
the sports teams were hoarding for themselves, unquote. I have to emphasize, even with mountains
of evidence reporting on this deal in Portland has felt like a truly Sisyphesian task with the sheer
volume of misinformation being thrown out by our own elected officials and at times the media.
Surprisingly, some of the broadcast outlets have had some solid articles on this in the past
few months, though I still would have liked better at times. I have a lot of respect for Dave Decker,
the author of the Blazers Edge piece, because his job seems to rely on the Blazers staying here,
which he openly points out in his own article.
I have a lot less respect for legacy outlets like the Oregonian,
especially Bill Orham and the editorial board
who repeatedly chastised people for pushing back against this deal.
Some of what I've seen from the media
has been more akin to stenography than journalism.
The journalist's resource and organization
aiming to bridge the gap between reporters and academic research
says in these sports deals,
journalists, quote, often report figures from press releases and economic impact statements without
questioning the assumptions of those analyses, unquote. The worst part of all this has been
watching people fall for the propaganda in public comment. Some individuals even brought their
children to speak at Portland City Council. It's painful to feel like I couldn't keep up as a reporter,
so for the last quarter of this episode, I want to dive into all of the just head-spinning madness that has
gone down in recent months in hopes of providing contexts that can help constituents in other cities
fight off these terrible investments. Before we do that, here's some ads. And we're back. Many of Oregon
and Portland's leaders like to wear the badge of fiscal responsibility, yet they've done the
exact opposite of what economists suggest. Unfortunately, it just so happens that this may be one of
the worst arena deals of all time. According to data compiled by J.C. Bradbury, for that,
that webinar, $600 million is in the realm of a 60 to 70% increase over the median public
contribution for a stadium renovation from 2025 onward.
Stadiums like the Delta Center in Salt Lake City have lower projected renovation costs than
Moda, despite needing a complete conversion from a basketball arena into an arena that can
accommodate both basketball and hockey. That is a very expensive renovation, and yet they
also negotiated a 30-year contract instead of the 20-year contract we have in Portland.
Here we're on track for a fully publicly funded renovation because, as I highlighted earlier,
Tom Dundon said he didn't want to put any money in. The Oregon State Legislature capitulated
almost immediately, along with our extremely unpopular governor, shelling out about $365 million,
not including interest, and the county followed suit with approximately another
hundred million. In this process, the Blazers have not actually shared what they want to use the
$600 million for. We're riding blind because they've effectively stonewalled us while simultaneously
making threats that they'll leave if we don't meet their every demand. They've justified this
by claiming they're worried will sue them if they leave, leveraging language in the previous lease,
which states the primary tenant is required to maintain the arena in quote first class condition.
Let me put that another way.
Rip City Management, the operator of the Moda Center,
asked for essentially a blind contribution of $600 million
while simultaneously maintaining that the stadium is already in first-class condition
because they're afraid of a lawsuit due to the contract they signed a few years ago.
The math does not add up.
It kind of sounds like the stadium is not actually in first-class condition,
or they're scraping the taxpayers for unmanned.
necessary renovations. And all they really had to do to enforce their agenda was dump a couple
hundred thousand dollars into lobbying, then refuse to participate in good faith negotiations.
It really should go without saying your city, state, and county should not throw out hundreds
of millions of dollars, technically more than a billion when you consider debt and other payments,
without seeing the actual details of the renovation. It's like a fucking loot box, except we might
literally get nothing of substance back. Beyond stonewalling and lobbying, the other tactics I'll
call creative math and finding a fool. Finding a fool is simply grabbing business shills who will
publicly support your propaganda campaign in Oregon, we're spoiled for choice, and creative math
is the coal that fuels the flames. For example, the Portland mayor, city councilors, and county
commissioners have thrown around that the region containing the modus center produces $670 million
in annual economic activity. According to the website Rip City Not Ripoff, a community effort
opposing the billionaire handout, about $290 million of this is just from player's salaries. A lot of
this money likely does not stay within Portland. This concept is called leakages in that paper by
Siegfried and Simplist. When this creative math doesn't do that,
trick. Sports teams apparently will often seek out impact analyses from consulting firms.
And here's a particularly animated clip of Bradbury talking about this.
I want to jump here. I want to talk about these economic impact studies. We would tell you
they don't exist. Economists don't do analyses like that. These things are totally made up
garbage. And I'm not even going to be nice anymore because I'm tired of having to deal with this
from city to city. That's not how economists do studies. They simply just throw a number of
in a barrel and roll out bigger numbers.
And I'll tell you how you know this is true because you, most people don't know.
They hear me say that's not true.
Someone else says, oh, no, but the other side says it is true.
And the way you know it is you say, could you show me some examples where you predicted a number and that it came true?
And they will never, ever respond because they have never once predicted it right.
And I've been asking for years, can you show me one example?
And every time I meet with these consultants, can you show me an example where you predicted correctly?
They say, I'll get back to you, and I never hear from them ever again.
These people are just, they're shills.
They make a living doing this, and we need to start calling them out for doing that.
In Portland's case, one of the DSA city counselors, Mitch Green, said he asked to see the data
for the impact analysis put together by consulting firm Echo Northwest.
According to Green, the person who conducted the analysis wanted to give him the data,
but the Blazers said it was under an NDA.
So we've kind of gone full circle back to Stonewalling.
If all else fails, teams may rely on astroturfing and bold-faced corruption to get a deal through.
In Portland, a group known as We Are Rip City started up claiming to be an independent community
effort, but they have the telltale signs of a corporate astroturfing campaign.
They list hundreds of coalition supporters on their website from real estate groups to local
businesses to unions, but their leadership is made up of business executives,
and they worked with the political consulting firm, Large Strategies, who previously contracted with
the Blazers and is made up of former high-level Oregon government staffers. The head of We Are
Rip City is Jim Ezzell, the CEO of Sport Oregon, a non-profit promoting sports in the region. But
Sport Oregon is funded in part by the city of Portland. In effect, the city has paid to lobby itself,
and it somehow gets even worse. Portland is located in Multnomah County, which is currently set up to
contribute around $100 million to the arena themselves.
The chair of the Multnomah County Commission, Jessica Vega-Petersson, who is not running for
re-election this fall, hired the county's negotiator for the deal.
Guess who she hired?
The fucking board president of Sport Oregon, who also used to work for the Blazers.
Here's a clip from the county commission meeting when this came out.
Speaking is Commissioner Megan Moyer.
I'm sorry, did I miss here?
he is on the board of sports Oregon that is currently lobbying us on how much we should contribute to this deal.
We hired a negotiator just on the board of an organization that is lobbying us on this issue.
How is that not a wild conflict of interest?
Oh, Megan, I feel you.
Even after this revelation, Moir was.
the only one of five on the commission who voted against their $101 million term sheet proposal.
And trust me, I haven't even touched on all of the craziness surrounding this,
but the underlying goal of the team seems to be total control over the conversation.
Dundon has pulled off a masterclass in this.
In reality, it would likely cost him millions, if not billions more, to relocate the Blazers
than to just fund the entire renovation himself.
There's also debate over whether there's even a location for them to move to,
since the NBA has already floated an expansion of teams,
which rakes in huge amounts of cash for the NBA owners versus relocation,
an estimated $10 billion per new franchise,
according to industry executives and league experts consulted by the athletic.
All of our government's negotiating leverage was thrown out like a bag of dog shit,
when the Blazers stepped in front of Oregon politicians.
I've spent a lot of time dunking on Portland City Council,
but to be fair to them, the state kind of screwed us from the outset.
And I guess that's kind of my message with all this.
You've really got to try to catch it early.
They will absolutely try to shove it down your throat,
and these owners know how to wage a strong propaganda campaign.
What I've really tried to emphasize in all of my reporting
is that supporting an arena subsidy, especially of this scale,
is just out and out choosing the upper class and a sport over the people struggling on the streets.
We have record heat waves, wildfire smoke, people starving, and yet we are giving money to a billionaire.
The sickening irony is not lost on me watching a Boys and Girls Club representative testify in favor of a public subsidy,
yet when I drive by the Blazers-sponsored Boys and Girls Club in North Portland,
I see the same woman sleeping outside on the sidewalk, her bones,
starting to protrude from her skin.
It's not lost on me when the supposed liberals on Portland City Council
vote to give Tom Dundon stronger rent control protections
than everyday people in the city.
Certainly, there are things that are worse than another billionaire handout,
but I don't know that I've ever been more personally disgusted
by the people who claim to represent me, at least at the local level.
The worst part is that they pretend to care.
They might even think that they do actually care,
But people have literally been yelling this in their faces. It was impossible for them not to hear.
There truly is no excuse. They've sold us out and will get a sense of the full damage in December
when all the negotiations come to an end. I don't expect these deals will become any less
common across the country. As the national economy worsens, I would not be surprised if
cultivating local economic desperation becomes a center point in any NBA owner's playbook.
Either way, it happened here.
I hope it doesn't happen to you.
Thanks for listening.
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Hi, James. You know, talking with you goes by really quickly. It's almost like no time has.
past since we last recorded, but it's actually been a whole week. Crazy how time flies.
Yeah, that's the magic of podcast.
Yep. In the last episode, we left off by talking about how the U.S. took over the Guano Islands
and how it established U.S. expansion as a mission of resource extraction. The Guano Islands
were uninhabited, but this episode is all about how the U.S. overseas expansion took over people
as well as land. So to talk about the five inhabited U.S. colonies, we need to talk about the Spanish
Empire. Throughout the 19th century, Spain's expansive empire shrunk considerably. Several of their colonies
were either overtaken by the U.S. as in the case of Florida, or became independent as in the case of
Mexico, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, and others. By the end of the 19th century, the Spanish Empire was on its
last legs, but it did have a few remaining colonies, Cuba, the Philippines, Puerto Rico, and Guam.
Cuba, the Philippines, and to a lesser extent, Puerto Rico had been fighting
insurrectionary wars against Spain for years by the time that 1898 rolled around.
In a final bid to keep some type of control over them, Spain gave Cuba and Puerto Rico autonomy,
meaning that they could form a local government.
Meanwhile, Spain entered into a truce with the Philippines with promises of future reforms.
However, their insurgencies essentially continued.
This wouldn't last long because the U.S. government invaded the Spanish colonies a few months later as part of the Spanish-American War.
As I've talked about, the end of the 19th century was marked by the wish to expand America's influence beyond its continental borders.
It had partially done this with the purchase of Alaska, as well as the coming annexation of Hawaii,
which would happen in great part because the U.S. needed a military outposts in the mid-Pacific
to support operations in the Philippines and Guam.
However, it still wanted more, and Spain's weakness presented the perfect opportunity.
So throughout the years before 1898, the government had been talking about intervening in Cuba's struggle for independence.
This was done through yellow journalism, which we talked about a little bit in the last episode.
But essentially, the newspapers were talking kind of directly to the United States government
and being like, we need to spread liberty to them and freedom.
We need to teach them how it goes.
And this was, of course, mixed with Manifest Destiny and the Monroe Doctrine
where they wanted to, quote, unquote, protect American hegemony in the new world.
Yeah.
I'm trying to remember who said this.
uplived civilized and Christianized our little brown brothers.
Was it McKinley?
It seems like it would be, but when I search that specific thing in quotation marks, I don't.
Oh, wait.
So William Howard Taft, the first American Governor General of the Philippines and later
US president, use the phrase, quote, little brown brother in cables to McKinley.
So maybe it was there.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I may have like combined two quotas.
The paternalist racism there is fantastic.
I'll drop it in later when we're talking about somebody else.
I wasn't sure if it was Cuba or which country they were referring to.
I mean, based on how Puck drew them, we could all be the Little Brown brothers.
Right, yeah, that is the stereotype.
They're going cool.
Absolutely.
So, speaking of protecting U.S. business interests overseas, in January 1898,
the United States sent a warship, the USS Maine to Havana Harbor to safeguard American
business interest there as well as U.S. citizens. However, the USS Maine sank about a month later.
And while the cause was likely an internal fire, according to recent experts, the contemporary
opinion in the United States blamed it all on Spain. Right. There was a smattering of yellow
journalism that was like, you know, they did it. Oh, yeah. The Spain did it to us, even though
they didn't really have a way to prove that, especially not in 1898. Yeah, yeah. And like,
The whole, like, going to the bottom of the ocean to look at the USS Maine, it's a thing.
Like, there have been a series of, like, I guess underwater archaeology is what it is,
but like expeditions to ascertain exactly which direction it blew out.
And like, various ones have had various conclusions.
I think you rightly phrase it here.
It doesn't matter what caused the explosion.
It became a fact for the yellow press that the Spanish did.
Absolutely.
And I think it's really interesting that there's still, and I understand that why you want to, like, have a genuine conclusion.
But the fact that it's still being litigated more than, what is that, like, a hundred twenty-eight, hundred-thirty years after?
Yeah.
A little bit more, a little bit less or a little bit more.
Yeah.
Is still, you know, kind of this conception of American nation building where it couldn't be that the press got it wrong, that the government got it wrong, and that it became a fact in, in the media.
that's why the U.S. invaded Cuba and other Spanish colonies, right? The U.S. kind of has to
prove itself innocent in this regard. So per how to hide an empire, the U.S. government and the U.S.
media wanted to intervene, but anti-imperialists in Congress, imagine that, didn't want
Cuba to be annexed to the United States. So to ostensibly show that they didn't have colonial
ambitions, Congress passed the Teller Amendment that stated that they would not annex Cuba.
However, Congress said nothing of Spain's other colonies.
I should also say that before the U.S. officially entered the war that year, Teddy Roosevelt,
then Assistant Secretary of the Navy, had sent ships to essentially surround all of the colonies,
not just Cuba.
Yeah.
So they were kind of pretty clearly preparing for something, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
So the U.S. went to war in 1898, and it won pretty handily, in large part, and this is the stuff that a lot of American history books won't tell you, because of the help of the independence movements that had already been fighting in these colonies for decades. However, the U.S. did as the U.S. does and essentially discarded these independence movements ambitions once they had helped the U.S. win the war, showing once again that allies are not necessarily friends.
I feel like this is a recurring thing.
A lesson that has to be taught and learned throughout American history, right?
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
Many, many, many, many such cases.
Yep.
In my opinion, nowhere is this more evident than in the Philippines,
where the liberation movement declared independence from Spain in June of 1898,
yet it went unrecognized by the U.S.
Instead, the U.S. choreographed a mock battle with Spain
that eventually led to them handing over their colony to the U.
U.S. per How to Hide an Empire.
The American's lack of recognition for the Filipino independence movement would eventually
lead to the Philippine-American War, where the U.S. trampled and devastated the Filipino
insurgency that wanted independence from one conqueror, Spain originally, and their
newest conqueror, the United States.
Yeah.
You know, ostensibly, they came in to help these people and then essentially massacred them.
Yeah.
little vexological aside.
The star and triangle device
that you see on like lots of flags
has its birth in this period.
I believe it begins with Jose Marti
and the Cuban independence movement.
Obviously like it characterizes many of these states
and their independence movement,
but for a while there like that flag
was like the symbol of fighting against imperial conquest.
That's why they incorporated it into the Catalan flag.
the independent Senegal has the triangle.
And then the Catalonia, just as a thing,
without any particular political ambition,
doesn't have the triangle in the star.
And then you have the red triangle for, like, socialist-independist.
But, like, this blue triangle in flags,
like, it just shows how these actions, like,
reverberated around the world, right?
Like, Spain had been the empire.
Yeah.
And, like, it had this.
In Spanish, we call it the Anas for Riblus of 18,
98, right? Like the complete collapse of Spain's external possessions. And like, for a while there,
people are like, huh, yeah, empires can fall. We can defeat them. Unfortunately. A new one took
its place. Yeah, exactly. Empires can fall if a new empire slides in there and like, yes, helps
with the fighting and it doesn't do all. Like, like you said, like these people have been fighting.
Like, Marti was dead by the time Roosevelt arrived, but he had already begun the independence.
movement. And actually, now that you mentioned that about the triangle, I didn't include it in this
script, right, but the Puerto Rican flag is actually directly based on the Cuban flag as well. It was
made in 1895, I believe, by Puerto Rican exiles in New York who were fighting for independence
from Spain. And so they essentially adopted this Cuban design, but inverted the colors to show
kind of Caribbean solidarity and brotherhood. And, you know, it's been a
flag ever since, right? And yeah, there's a, there's a thing about the Puerto Rican flag that I'm not
going to get into too much, but like, based on the kind of color of the blue in the flag,
is the political status that you support, right? That's kind of a myth, kind of a myth that has
essentially become the fact, right? Right. Now, I love a little hidden flag shit, like the
the floundrians with their flag, like if the lion has claws or not, it denotes a,
their states on independence.
It doesn't matter if that's what it was designed for.
Again, it becomes true because everyone knows it to be true
and they're using it to signal that.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So in Puerto Rico, the light blue is kind of the independence flag.
The medium blue, which is kind of the one that most often is used depending on the place,
is kind of the status quo sometimes independence.
And then the darker blue, similar to the dark blue used in the U.S. flag,
is the one that stands for statehood.
That's cool.
You shouldn't necessarily take this as fact because sometimes it's hard for people to get their hands on a specific color blue Puerto Rican flag, but you can usually tell based on the flag that they're waving around what they support.
Yeah.
Also, actually, speaking of flags, the flag of the Northern Mariana Islands, it goes hard. Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
The Marshall Islands flag's fucking thick.
Yes.
I'm actually looking at it right now.
Yeah.
The Marshallese football shirt.
Let me send a picker real quick.
Okay, yeah, that's a sick one.
Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
There's a lot of very cool flag designs that I witness while writing this script.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that one's great.
So speaking about the Philippine-American War and the American occupation of the Philippines post-1898,
quoting from Colonial Crucible,
the four years of counter-guerilla warfare that followed would make accurate intelligence
and imperative forcing a marked expansion of the military's limited capacities,
particularly in the area of operational field intelligence.
During the campaign in Manila, the U.S. Army, quote,
created a modern metropolitan police force that applied military intelligence and data management
to the problem of political espionage, developing covert techniques of surveillance and penetration
to fight a dirty war in the city's slums and back alleys, end quote.
And according to How to Hide an Empire, American GIs,
tortured Filipino guerrillas
by administering the quote-unquote water cure,
a torture method similar to the waterboarding,
which has happened in Vietnam and Afghanistan, right?
And in Cuba, in the little US base, so we have there.
As well, right?
And you kind of see this as part of the imperial feedback
or the imperial boomerang,
that colonization of the U.S.'s colonies
has sent back into the United States
and how it's reverberated in future imperial.
imperialist or colonialist conquest, right?
This one torture method, which is like very similar, actually, to waterboarding has reverberated
throughout American counterinsurgency history.
So here you can see how the management of empire has instructed the U.S.'s military apparatus
in quelling nationalist movements the world over.
And this is obviously something that's come back towards the American metropole, particularly
the kind of counterinsurgency used in policing American military occupations, right?
This is very common because, quoting from Colonial Crucible, quote, colonial regimes only had
finite resources for costly social controls and generally shows to apply them to policing,
prisons, and law enforcement. And kind of the colonial policing apparatus has reverberated
throughout every single empire's history, right? I'm thinking of smetting.
Butler taking the policing techniques he learned in Haiti back to Philadelphia with him.
The Filipino police kind of setting the scene for some of the policing that would happen in the United States.
This is like very much a thing that happens the world over or, God, why am I blanking?
George Orwell in India, the policing that he did.
Burma, yeah.
In Burma, sorry.
Yeah, which was part of India at the time in the British conception.
So Orwell, being a policeman there and kind of seeing how it impacted back home, and we see this the world over, right?
In terms of militarization, the military exports that the U.S. has taken to many, many, many countries, the world over is not reverberating back into U.S. streets.
Yeah.
And actually, in terms of ICE and the kind of paramilitary campaign of terror that they're doing, we're seeing the people that the U.S. display.
at other places, kind of fleeing there, trying to get a safe haven in the U.S.
and the paramilitary tactics that were used against their parents, grandparents, or great-grandparents,
now being used on them, right?
So the cycle of abuse and violence doesn't really end, sadly.
Yeah.
So you know it won't invest resources in policing, prisons, and law enforcement, these advertisers.
We can't say that for sure.
Right.
Might be the Washington State Highway Patrol again.
And we're back.
Meanwhile, in Cuba, as I mentioned previously, anti-imperialists in Congress,
passed the law that met the U.S. couldn't annex it.
However, that didn't mean there couldn't be a military occupation,
which lasted until 1902 when Cuba declared independence.
However, the Platt Amendment stipulated that the U.S. could intervene in Cuban affairs
even invade if they wanted to.
It also meant that the US could establish a permanent naval base there, which is now and then called Guantanamo Bay.
Actually, that might be the one piece of like American overseas empire that I think is very present in the American consciousness, right?
It's much more so than like Puerto Rico or Guam or whatever.
Yeah, the fact that it's like a cutout from Cuba, this country that like the whole thing of this half of the Trump administration is hating Cuba.
And be like, oh, psych, we also own a little bit of that island.
Right, exactly.
And own it, like, for more than a century at this point,
as kind of a bastion of continued control on it, right?
Because they couldn't annex it completely.
But if you just take a little small piece of it,
and then use it for a lot of evil things, you know?
Yeah, to your point about it, affecting the metropole,
like, so much of the worst parts of U.S. history run through,
that little naval enclave there.
Absolutely.
Like the worst parts of the war on terror, we're now using it for a deportation camp, right?
Like, it's where we do our deniable crimes.
Yeah, absolutely.
And that actually ties very much into, I think that I'll give a little preview on,
which is why the US Constitution does it really apply in the colonies.
So the US would go on to occupy Cuba two more times, from 1906 to 1909 and once more from
1917 to 1922.
Even after the U.S. occupation ended, the U.S. would go on to have a very good relationship
with the Batista dictatorship because of American business interest in the Cuban archipelago.
However, the Cuban Revolution of 1953 would eventually mark the end of this relationship
with the U.S. oscillating between wanting to outright take over or destroy Cuba again
as the current Trump administration wants to do or to just being kind of very critically wary of the
government, right? There was a point in recent American history where tensions between the two
countries and I say tensions, but it's really an extremely lopsided kind of hate from the U.S.
part. There was a time in recent memory where tensions were kind of mellowing out, then you could
visit Cuba without there being a major international incident under Obama. Right. And similar to the
Philippines, Cuba became an important part of how the U.S. would portray itself overseas.
There were several things that happened in Cuba and have happened in Cuba that have defined the colonial empire, right, like Guantanamo Bay.
But this time, I don't want it to be something so dark.
So per colonial crucible, American forces occupying Cuba worked ceaselessly to control the dreaded yellow fever in Havana and the rest of the island.
But like the public health campaigns of other colonial powers, these efforts were not an expression of medical benefits.
as elsewhere, public health in Cuba
serve the needs of the colonizer
rather than the colonized,
to protect commerce,
maintain the labor force,
safeguard troops,
and colonial administrations,
and justify colonial rule.
The eradication of yellow fever in Cuba,
an unprecedented success of colonial public health,
achieved for the United States
nearly all of these goals.
American public health efforts in Cuba
were a colonial enterprise
that provided economic and political benefits
to important supporters of the American imperial state,
demonstrated that American imperialism could succeed
where European powers had failed
and so inspired further American colonial expansion
in the region.
So here you can kind of see
how even if the U.S. is doing something like patently good,
like eliminating yellow fever in the Cuban archipelago,
it's still because they want to further control Cuba
and its neighboring islands.
Yeah.
So a similar hookworm eradication campaign took place in Puerto Rico, which remains a U.S. colony to this day.
This hookworm eradication campaign would go on to inform a similar campaign throughout the American South.
However, as noted by How to Hide an Empire, the Southern campaign largely succeeded, in part because of a million-dollar philanthropic donation from John D. Rockefeller.
Meanwhile, a victim of colonial neglect, the Puerto Rico Project received only $5,000.
and no matter how many hookworm pills Puerto Ricans took,
they became reinfected again and again,
because the government did not care to uplift them from poverty,
would have significantly reduced hookworm rates.
In comparison, the U.S. South essentially received this mega donation,
which helped them uplift them,
as well as investing in school and several other programs
that made it so this hookworm infection wasn't so disastrous.
for the region. However, Puerto Rico being a colony, they were like, you know, we don't need to do as much. So here we see how colonial health campaigns can be used to benefit the metropole at the expense of the colonies. Yes, Cubans and Puerto Ricans got help for their illnesses, but in one case, it was used to justify further colonization. And in the other, they were used essentially as guinea pigs to help white people of the American South. Puerto Rico was under military rule from 1898 to,
1900 and was eventually placed under civil administration in 1900 under the Forrecker Act.
Puerto Ricans would become American citizens 17 years later, just as the U.S. was entering World War I.
It's commonly stated as a myth that we were made citizens exclusively to become soldiers, and this is like half right.
The thinking by the U.S. government was that citizenship would convince Puerto Ricans to fight any foreign aggressors that could possibly attack the archipelago.
as well as help the U.S. military project military force into the Caribbean.
I should say that this is according to the book, Soldiers of the Nation, by Harry Franke-Rivera,
and actually Puerto Rico is called the Gibraltar of the Caribbean in World War II because of its coastal defenses.
Got it, yeah.
However, it wouldn't be until 1949 that we were able to choose our own governor and we became,
quote, Estado Libra Associated or Commonwealth in 1952.
I'm going to spare the political
conjecture. Truthfully,
Estado Libra Associated is kind of a nonsense
statement. It's
essentially just colony with a fancier
name. Right. Right. There is
not really any difference between
Puerto Rico and Guam in this
sense. Right. Puerto Rico is a common
wealth, same as the Northern Mariana
Islands, actually. But there's
really no difference
legally from other colonies
by being called an Estado Libra
Associated. Yeah. And speaking
of political repression by the U.S. government, the Puerto Rican independence movement has waxed and
waned over the years. All the while, the movement has faced pretty brutal political repression
throughout all that time, including being bombed by the Air Force during the 1950,
Hajujah U.S. uprising one of the few times that the U.S. has bombed its own citizens,
as well as the longest domestic surveillance program in U.S. history that spanned roughly
six decades and tracked somewhere over
100,000 people, according to the book
Las Carpetas by
Ramon Bosque Peres and
Jose Javier Colong Morera.
Here, like the Philippines,
we see how the U.S.'s imperial
quelling of nationalist movements would go
on to Boomerang back to the metropole.
Las Carpetas, as the program
is colloquially known, preceded
Co-Intel Pro, and its DNA
can be found throughout the domestic surveillance
programs that we know of, and surely those
that we don't. And I want to
stop here to speak a little of the Puerto Rican status debate, because I've seen a lot of people
who don't know anything about it acting like experts on Twitter.com over the years.
Shocking.
Puerto Rico has performed several referendums over the decades where you vote on the status,
and over the last decade, a state had won three of them.
Truth be told, these referendums don't actually mean that much in terms of measuring public
support because they've been boycotted and many people view them in the same way that they would
have public poll. Also, it's non-binding, which means even if whatever option wins, nothing's going to
happen. Congress is the only one that could approve statehood for Puerto Rico, no matter how much
Puerto Ricans asked for it. Even so, in the last referendum during the 2024 election,
some form of independence, meaning either full independence or compact of free association, received
41% support while statehood received 59%.
So while statehood is ostensibly the majority choice, it's not as clear cut as many people
would want you to believe. There's also the fact that the government has inculcated a sense of
if you don't vote for statehood, federal funds will be taken away from Puerto Rico and in a
colony where about 46% of the public budget is federal funds. And nearly half of the people
fall below the poverty line, that's a very, very powerful boogeyman.
Yeah. And now I'm sorry to say,
say that I'm going to summarize a lot of the history of Guam, American Samoa, the U.S. Virgin Islands,
and the Northern Mariana Islands to get to how the Constitution doesn't fully apply there.
But I still want people to know some of the basic facts about the other colonies.
Guam was under military rule for 47 years, first by the U.S., then Japan for four years during
World War II, and again by the U.S. until 1950, when Truman signed the Organic Act of Guam,
giving them a civilian administration and a civilian court.
Meanwhile, the U.S. annexed American Samoa in 1900, when local chiefs seated Tutuila, the largest island to the U.S.
This was followed by Manoa in 1904 and Swain's Island in 1905, although it's also claimed by Tokelau, a colony of New Zealand.
As I said during the last episode, American Samoans are non-citizen nationals, and they have to naturalize if they want to become American citizens.
per the ACLU being a non-citizen national means that they can't be firefighters, paramedics, and public school teachers.
The U.S. Virgin Islands were bought from Denmark for $25 million in 1917.
The U.S. had been negotiating this in one way or another since 1865, and like Puerto Rico,
USVI is an important strategic foothold in the Caribbean for military purposes.
Finally, the Northern Mariana Islands have oscillated rulers between several empires.
However, after World War II, they became United Nations Trust territories under American administration.
It became a colony of the U.S. in 1986.
The Marshall Islands, Micronesia, and Palau were also part of this trust, but they chose to enter into compacts of free association instead of becoming colonies.
There is a common trait among all of these colonies that I've mentioned throughout, which is being key to military force projection by the United States in the Caribbean and the Pacific.
Bases in each of these colonies are crucial to the U.S. military's logistical ability to deploy
throughout the world. Recently, a long-dormant naval base in Puerto Rico, Roosevelt Roosfeld Roads,
was brought back to life as part of the Trump administration's attacks on Venezuela and the boat
strikes throughout the Caribbean, as well as including the Pacific.
The planes that are doing the boat strikes aren't leaving from Puerto Rico to do in the Pacific,
obviously. Another common trait that all of these colonies share is that stuff is super expensive.
in part because of the Jones Act, a 1920 shipping law that mandates that any goods traveling between two U.S. ports has to move on a U.S. flagged, owned, and crude ship.
People might be most familiar with this law based on the amount of times a sitting U.S. president has put it on pause.
In fact, Trump extended the Jones Act waiver for another 90 days just a few days ago to assuage pressures from oil price increases.
A 2024 working paper by two Purdue University economists with backing of the World Bank found that the Jones Act imposes an annual welfare burden on Puerto Rico of $1.4 billion.
Because foreign-flagged commerce ships can't stop in Puerto Rico, then go onto Florida, for example, they have to go to Florida first, have all their stuff moved onto a U.S. flagged ship, then it comes here.
And all of this cost is passed on to the consumer.
The Jones Act also affects Hawaii and Alaska.
Yeah, I think people who have not experienced this
will not realize the profound nature to which this.
And just being so far from the colonial core impacts everyday life.
Like, the way you eat is fundamentally determined
by the fact that this shit is so expensive.
I know, like, this gets particularly the case in, you know,
like interior of Alaska where just getting there is in and of itself expensive,
but this has a big role to play.
Absolutely, actually, this is in the script, but in terms of Puerto Rico,
part of the American industrialization of the archipelago,
as well as the kind of the way that it was backed up by the local government,
meant that we switched from a kind of agricultural society to an industrial one,
and we went from growing a ton of our own food to only growing about between 10 to 20% of it,
which back then was very good because there was a boom time.
for the Puerto Rican economy, but kind of now it means that everything is incredibly expensive
because it has to come from all over the world, get moved onto a US flagship in the
contiguous 48 states, then come back here.
Right. It places you not only at a place where you're like already paying more, but
also at the whim of shipping costs, oil prices, right? These things that we're all seeing go up right now.
Absolutely. Part of those costs have been assuaged recently because of the waivers, but there is a very big contingent of people in Puerto Rico who are really dreading the moment those waivers stop because things are going to get really expensive again. And they're, I mean, they're still expensive, but they're going to get even more expensive, right? Yeah. Yeah. So at this point, if you've been listening closely, you'll notice that there's a pretty glaring emission in what I've covered so far, Alaska and Hawaii.
He only overseas U.S. territories to become states have gone almost completely unmentioned.
I purposefully left them out because they overcomplicated the whole history and it was easier to put them at the end than in the middle.
So Alaska was bought from Imperial Russia in 1856 for $7.2 million and Hawaii was annexed in 1898 after U.S. businessmen and Marines did a bloodless coup against the kingdom of Hawaii and its then queen.
they eventually became the 49th and 50th state in the middle of the 20th century.
And the kind of annexation of Alaska in Hawaii is the thread that's been running throughout these two podcast episodes, right?
In terms of Alaska, it's resource extraction.
By buying Alaska, they got access to miles and miles of pristine nature that had in it gold, fur, and oil.
In Hawaii, they received a strategic foothold in the Pacific.
which has become extremely important over the years,
particularly at the time that it was annexed
during the Spanish-American War
where the U.S. military had to use it as a launch pad,
essentially, for its war in the Philippines in Guam.
According to How to Hide an Empire
and an article in the conversation titled
Why Russia gave up Alaska America's Gateway to the Arctic
by William L. Iguagruk Hensley.
The purchase of Alaska brought with it
a cornucopia of natural resources,
including gold, fur, and oil that could be mined from this new territory as well as nearly
400 million pristine acres of new land with a comparably small addition to the U.S.'s majority
white racial calculus.
And this is a very important thing.
The United States has never really added territories at this point that would significantly
throw off the amount of white Anglo-Saxon people that inherit it, right?
in I'm thinking of choosing to incorporate Oklahoma instead of the indigenous state of Sequoia
because of how it would affect the amount of white people in the United States.
Yeah, and the way that it would affect the representation in Congress too, right?
Like specifically partitioning states off in such a way that they don't tend to give people who are not white representation.
Yeah, absolutely.
Meanwhile, Hawaii, with a much more multicultural population,
was a foreign-year issue, but the U.S. decided to make them a state anyway because it helped
them reach Pacific markets and because it provided an important geopolitical strategic interest
during the Cold War.
Hawaii was made into a state because of the Spanish-American War, but it was annexed, not made
into a state.
A claratory note there.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm severely flattening history here, but that's the gist of how they became states.
And, dear listener, you might be asking what makes them different from Puerto Rico and
the rest of the colonies. The key difference is Alaska and Hawaii were both, quote-unquote,
incorporated territories. Meanwhile, Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands, the Northern Mariana
Islands, and American Samoa are quote-unquote unincorporated territories. If that distinction
means nothing to you and it sounds kind of racist, welcome to the club. This distinction was
created in 2001 by a series of racist Supreme Court decisions called the
insular cases. A critical part of the insular cases created the doctrine of incorporation that
governs non-contiguous territories, as well as created the idea of incorporation versus unincorporation,
creating the legal framework saying that the Constitution does not fully apply to the unincorporated
territories. Downs v. Bidwell was the most important case here because it created the term unincorporated
territory to describe Puerto Rico's legal status shortly after it had been acquired.
The case created the distinction that some territories were unincorporated and others were incorporated, like Alaska and Hawaii, which were integral parts of the U.S. and thus bound for statehood.
However, unincorporated territories like Puerto Rico and Guam were not on that past statehood, and they were appurtenant to the United States, the same word the U.S. used for the islands it claimed under the Guano Islands Act.
We were, and this is a quote, foreign in a domestic sense.
What an amazing legal fucking term to come up with.
Right.
Yeah, great.
It's like very incredible because all of this is like a legal fiction applied.
Right.
Like literally, right.
Yeah, it's a bunch of people dancing around saying long words to be like,
totally not a colony, dude.
No, absolutely not.
No way.
Totally different, bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The US would never have colonies.
They're just foreign in a domestic sense.
Another case, the Lima v. Bidwell, was decided on the exact same day.
It explained that Puerto Rico belonged to the U.S.
I'm simplifying the explanation here, but when you mix it with downs and other cases over the years,
you get the phrase that we know all too well, owned but not part of.
To drive the point home, I want to paraphrase from Amy Kaplan's The Anarchy of Empire.
The insular cases put Puerto Rico and other colonies in a liminal space,
both inside and outside of the boundaries of the Constitution.
Relegating the people who live there to a permanent state of limbo,
neither fully citizens nor completely foreign.
The insular cases cemented the imperial mode of governance so thoroughly
that many Americans would not even consider their home country to be an empire.
These colonies remain in limbo to this day,
likely never going to be made states,
yet equally as likely to never become independent.
This ideological and legal framework has extended past
the colonies. The most salient example being Guantanamo Bay, a colonial holdover from U.S.
occupation in Cuba. Per Kaplan in her essay, Where is Guantanamo Bay? Court decisions built on top of
the insular cases recognize the base as domestic for some purposes and foreign for others,
fuss facilitating the, quote, global reach of U.S. power by creating a shadowy hybrid legal system
coextensive with the changing needs of empire.
Yeah.
There have been several attempts to overturn the insular.
cases, but they remain case law. These cases that describe the people of Puerto Rico and other
U.S. colonies as, quote, alien races and savage tribes remain the way that the United States
views its overseas possessions. The last challenge to the insular cases came in 2018
in a case titled Fittisamano versus United States, where free non-citizen nationals from American
Samoa challenged the U.S. government's denial to extend
to them birthright citizenship.
A Utah federal district court, right?
Not an American Samoan court.
A Utah federal district court declared that American Samoans were citizens of the United
States and deserved birthright citizenship.
But the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals reversed the decision citing the insular cases.
And in this process, there is kind of a very specific othering of people of the colonies,
right?
you don't get to go to your local court and, like, show them, hey, I want to be a part of this,
a part of this nation, which is what they wanted, right? You have to go to Utah, to the Tenth Circuit
Court of Appeals and be like, hey, I want you to recognize my constitutional rights.
That has now got me wondering, like, what circuit they're in. Like, did they fall into a federal
circuit? No, it doesn't have a federal court, apparently. No, because part of the reason that
American Samoa is so different from the rest of the colonies, right?
Is that the indigenous population there has kind of wanted to keep them separately.
And right, there's varying opinions on this, right?
Which is why we saw that challenge to the insular cases.
During that challenge, the country or the government of American Samoa, they were pro-insular cases being like,
hey, we want to continue to this to be case law because it wouldn't challenge certain laws.
that they have in the books that people with certain amounts of American Samoan ancestry
can buy land and those without it can't buy land there. Yeah. Okay, so they didn't want to
get equal protectioned or something under the equal protection causes of constitution. They felt
like it was a net positive for them. Yeah, but like obviously this has changed through time,
I should say, right? For some, it means that they can stop gentrification and further
colonization of their island, but it also means that their people face significant challenges
if they choose to travel outside of American Samoa, which based on how the U.S. economy works
usually means that a significant portion of that population has to leave in order to find
employment, right?
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, I think of how Marshallese people, they're not U.S. citizens, but they can travel to the U.S.
without a visa and reside and work in the US sort of visa.
But like if they join the military, they can join the US military,
but then if they want to access their VA benefits,
they have to go to Hawaii, like across like a, it's a several hour flight.
Like it's several days on a boat, right?
And like, obviously not all of the, you know,
the services that they might need medically are available on Marjoro.
So they have to, they have to take.
that journey just to access the benefits that, like, in theory, are owed to them.
Yeah, it's not exactly the same situation here in Puerto Rico, but the VA benefits system here
is not that great compared to the contiguous United States, which in and of itself is also
not that great from what I've read and people have told me.
Yes, yeah.
But there's only one hospital here in several clinics.
Yeah.
So if you live far away from the hospital, you have to.
travel to that to get VA care. And that that's like one of the many, many things where the
U.S. colonies are forgotten and left by the wayside in terms of these things that the U.S.
government should ostensibly provide for its citizens and the people under its dominion,
right? Yeah. So the insular cases essentially said that people in the U.S. colonies were
owned but not part of the United States. That meant that we had to be.
be given American citizenship if we got it, not the case of American Samoa, through federal
statute. This is different than people born in the contiguous United States or Alaska and
Hawaii where they get birthright citizenship through the Constitution, because the Constitution
doesn't fully apply to us, we had to get it through a federal statute. Yeah. This means that it
would be pretty easy to take away birthright citizenship in the colonies compared to taking away
birthright citizenship throughout the entire U.S.
This is something that Virginia Congressman Morgan Griffith wants to do.
Griffith presented a law to eliminate birthright citizenship in the U.S. colonies,
saying that it was the only thing that the U.S. could do to protect American citizenship.
And because our American citizenship is through statute, several laws for history in Puerto Rico's,
it was in 1917, then codified by the American Nationality Act, he could do it,
If the law passed Congress and Congress shows to eliminate birthright citizenship here,
his press release specifically cited the Insular cases as giving Congress the power to take it away.
However, to be clear, it's very unlikely that this bill will even make it to a vote, much less become law.
But through this kind of fret to take away birthright citizenship, we see how the U.S. still has kind of extremely direct control.
over its colonies.
Yeah.
You know, as I hope I have evidence
throughout this episode,
the American colonies,
the current American colonies,
not the 13 colonies, right?
Have always been laboratories
for the American experiment,
right?
In terms of surveillance,
in terms of military occupation,
and here,
with this bill
that, again,
won't even,
probably won't even make it to a vote.
We are seeing
the Republican administration
trying to experiment with how they can take away birthright citizenship,
which they failed to do through Trump's executive order,
but they are trying to see how they can ram it through to take it away from people.
And recently we saw Trump sign an executive order to do a similar thing
to ostensibly address, quote unquote, birth tourism,
a thing that doesn't really matter.
Yeah, in the grand scheme of things,
it's a infatimately small number of people.
Exactly. The thing that I want to express is that the U.S. colonies have always been laboratories of empire. What happens here doesn't stay here. And contrary to the way that many people think, the U.S. and other empires, to be clear, doesn't just exert power, ideology, and movements outwards. Instead, it is in a continuous feedback loop with its colonies that have shaped what happens in the imperial core, the same way that it has shaped. It has shaped.
shaped what happens in the imperial periphery. And I want to end this episode by talking about how
Trump has signaled several times towards U.S. territorial expansion. He has made moves or said
that he wants to annex Canada, Venezuela, Cuba, the Gaza Strip, Mexico, and Greenland, among others.
And as I mentioned in the last episode, he's been obsessed with Greenland for a hot minute,
even reportedly saying that he wanted to trade it for Puerto Rico, which was
then ravaged by Hurricane Maria, according to NBC. His most recent signal was posting a picture of
Venezuela with the American flag on it, essentially saying that he wants to make it the 51st state.
To be clear, there are several other places that he could do that in, but he is projecting this idea
of the 51st state as a way of kind of colonial capture. Right, right, by promising to bring
liberty and freedom to Venezuelans. He is saying,
we will make you equal, even though he has forgotten a bunch of equal rights for four million
people in the U.S. colonies.
And while a lot of Trump's rhetoric about territorial expansion of the United States has been brushed
off as the mad ramblings of a despot without any real power to do so, he did genuinely
kidnap Nicholas Maduro and has kind of made the country into a vassal state of the U.S. right?
And I learned that this is called Asusurane.
Okay.
Asusurane is a political leader that expresses.
power over a separate sovereign entity.
Okay. Yeah. So like, in like an informal fashion like this.
Yeah. Okay.
While the lines aren't quite clear enough right now, it's become increasingly evident that
the U.S. is exerting more than simple influence in Venezuela, making it into a U.S.
protectorate in all but name. And to be honest with you, in my opinion, the U.S.
would never add another state to the union, particularly one that would add 28.6 million Latin
next people to the nation's demographics.
However, as I hope I have evidence throughout the episode, the American Empire has various forms
of exerting its colonial influence throughout the region and the world, right?
It doesn't necessarily have to become a state to become owned by the United States, as Puerto Rico,
Guam, and several other colonies.
Within its treatment of its colonies and the insular cases, the U.S. has established a separate
ideological and legal framework to treat those people and pieces of land.
that it wants to own and occupy, but not incorporate.
Carlos from the future here, a couple days after we recorded this episode,
Trump announced that he already considered the Strait of Hormu's quote-unquote American territory.
This was reported by several news outlets, including The Guardian, which is where I read it originally.
While it seems pretty obvious that the U.S. government has no way of actually establishing control over the strait,
because it's on the losing side of the war, the overture towards taking it over is an attempt to establish.
a new sphere of U.S. hegemony in the region.
Imperialism is a business enterprise, and much like the conquest of the Guano Islands and the inhabited
colonies meant access to new resources and military footholds, U.S. control of the straight,
which again, very unlikely, would be an incredible boon for the U.S. economy.
The most comparable thing here would be the Panama Canal.
Control of the canal helped the U.S. become a major global power because it controlled shipping
in the region.
The U.S. government likely wants to do something similar with the Strait of the state of the state of
of Hormuz, a major maritime passage for all types of things that make the economy move.
While the threat against the strait is the newest in a long line of threats to annexed new territory
to the U.S., we should normalize them.
Through its colonies in the insular cases, as well as decades of colonialism and imperialism,
the U.S. has built the apparatus to expand its empire to people and places beyond its borders.
While it's unlikely, we shouldn't write it off completely, especially as the Trump administration
continues to signal that it wants to regain domination over the Western Hemisphere and other
parts of the world. If they'd like to read more of your work, where can they find you?
Yeah, I'm at Fokero 2XL on social media. It's VAQU-E-R-O-2-X-L. I'm a freelancer, so I've written for a bunch of
places. My most recent work has been a series of short documentaries about different immigrant
populations in Puerto Rico, the Dominican population, the Chinese population, and the Palestinian
population. The Palestinian one came out
a little less than a month ago. And that's
pretty much where you can find me. Thanks.
Nice. For accompanying me
on this colonial journey, James.
That's what I do.
But yeah, thank you for
expanding that. I feel like it's really good to have these
things all wrapped up in a way
people can understand like that.
Yeah.
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the other
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Yeah, I'm excited to, I spend
most of my time talking to cis people
about this, so it's nice to have a different
conversation partners.
Yeah.
It's so nice to be able to talk with people
who intrinsically know ball.
That too
Oh god
So okay
Speaking of knowing
Ball
So the specific
Controversy
I don't even know
What to call this
Media frenzy
Witch Hunt
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
centered around
A WMBA player
named Sophie Cunningham
Which I guess
People have heard of her now
my first experience of this
was seeing everyone
talking about Sophie Cunningham
and being absolutely baffled
because I was like, wait, isn't she that bench player
from the fever?
Why is everyone talking about her?
I don't know.
In like football terms,
the only thing I can think of
is like somehow everyone in the world
knows who like the Broncos
long snapper is.
It's like, what?
Why does anyone know this?
Like, what's happening?
It's like, she's the drop chap.
What's going on, dog?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think the ball-knowers have kind of always known because she's a rage-baiter.
She's kind of been a professional bench-warmer and rage-baiter.
But the rage-baiting has really come to the forefront over the last season or two.
I think she's personally preparing for a exit of the basketball career to right-wing grifter kind of trajectory.
Oh, absolutely.
And this worked out perfectly, didn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe this is still a loop for them, Chris.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like there's so many, like, places that we can, like, start to talk about it.
But it's so, I think, for me, as a journalist, the most frustrating part of the entire thing is how it started, which was, like, with irresponsible journalism and, like, irresponsible, like, ESPN profile with this, like, dropped in quote from her.
And it has, I mean, we're on what week of this?
three of this. I think we're somewhere in week three, yeah.
Yeah, it seems sort of like it's never ending. I wish it would end.
Yeah, like, we're going to get more into this a second. I cannot emphasize this enough.
This is a player who comes off of the bench on this team, which means she's not a starter,
and she comes off the bench to, like, brick a couple of threes and then goes back.
And start fights. This is like not a...
Excuse me, excuse me, and be racist.
That's true. That's true.
But, like, this is not like a star.
And the team that she's on it, the Indiana Fever, has, like, several legitimate superstars on it.
And ESPN is, like, cutting their highlights where the first highlight will be, like, her making a basket.
And it's like, well, okay, that's the only basket she's made in, like, two weeks.
But it's like, why?
God, I don't know.
I'm frustrated about this, but we should tell the actual story.
And I think it's all the story.
I think we need to go back and talk about Caitlin Clark's entrance to the league.
because I think that to some extent is the beginning of all of this
and the beginning of kind of this bunch of weird fascists
who are now, I guess, quote-unquote, WMBA fans?
No, I think that's true because, you know,
I think that WMBA has this reputation as like a very progressive league.
And for the most part, that's the players that have been progressive.
The league is a corporation that has benefited.
from the players, you know, actions.
But there's always going to be conservative, you know, players or people in kind of any
atmosphere.
And Sophie Cunningham, if you've followed her since her college career, has always been that.
She, you know, was known for being racist when she was at Missouri.
Like, there was the meme of her and Clea Copper when they were both on different teams.
They really did not get along.
This is a reputation that Sophie has had for a long time.
And on its own just would have been, I think.
think, you know, again, a random bench player that most people didn't know. But Caitlin Clark coming
to the WMBA and being as high profile as she was and the way she was framed as the next great
white, straight, cis hope for this league really brought a particular kind of culture and fan
with her. And so I think without Caitlin Clark coming into the league and, you know, MAGA people
and right when people seeing her as a way to kind of gain a foothold with this league,
I don't think Sophie blows up in the way that she does,
especially when you consider that, right,
she's been brought to the fever as essentially Caitlin Clark's enforcer
because Caitlin Clark can't play defense or like hold her own on the court at all.
I swear to God.
It's like this team, I keep doing cross sports comparisons,
but it's like the fever are this.
weird team where it's like they're like last year's cowboys where it's like a weird weird white
fan base that also pulls in a bunch of random like I just kind of know about football fans B elite
offense literally cannot play defense at all yeah and like this isn't hockey we don't have enforcers
in women's basketball in the same way right it's not whole time acts like this dog yeah
I think it's worth kind of talking about the racial dynamics of this because a lot of
a lot of the initial hype around
Caitlin Clark was this weird
sort of like
yeah like what you were saying frankly like this great white
hope stuff and like her rival was
like she was like set up against Angel Reese
who's a black player
who is very weird and interesting basketball player
but unfortunately nobody really cares about that
because everyone there's just this like racist
sort of panic around this whole thing
to the extent we're like
there's like congressmen who are talking about like starting investigations into Caitlin Clark's like fowls.
Yeah, and I think it's important to like point out whether you want to be super generous and put none of this on to Caitlin and say she's an avatar for whatever culture were.
The right is waging or you want to say she really should have been shouting this down a long time ago and she's whether she believes this or not, she's in part responsible because, you know, she's complicit in her silence.
Whichever kind of route you want to take with that, what you can't deny is that every time she flops or is, you know, takes a hard foul against a player who is black, queer, masculine, it gets blown up.
The player on the other end of that is getting, you know, death threats.
They're dealing with harassment and abuse and racial slurs.
And this has been a pattern that goes back to her rookie season.
And so there is very much a gendered component, right?
a racial component to how Caitlin Clark is being received by this fan base and how her opponents
in a predominantly black, overwhelmingly queer league are also being received.
Yeah, and circling back to what you were saying about whether or not Caitlin Clark is,
you know, you think either she's complicit or not in this.
Like that is the base of people who have surrounded her.
and that's been the basis of the way that sports media also has interacted with her
because if your sports media, you know, there's an enormous incentive to just sort of drive out
this racist drivel and like, you know, make clips of like every single time she gets knocked down
or something or every time she just like flops when someone like is like even vaguely in her
proximity.
It creates this sort of feedback loop of it where you have, on the one hand, you have,
You have these white supremacists, right, who feed off of this stuff and want to use this to just push as an avenue to push their racism.
But then also that develops this like symbiotic relationship with the sports media who are like, yeah, we can make money off of this.
And like, we're sort of like this a lot of the time anyways.
Yeah.
And I've been covering the WMBA since for about a decade since it was just lesbians and old people in the stands.
And those are the best days, I will say.
And as someone who has covered the league for that long and been to as many games as I have,
I will obviously say not all fever fans feel a particular way or believe a certain thing.
Of course that's the case.
I've also seen the shift in the three years that Caitlin Clark has been in the league of who shows up to the fever games.
And as we will continue to talk about, I think as we talk about Sophie,
now that kind of Sophie has become the actual mouthpiece that Caitlin
has failed to be for these people, the people who are showing up to their road games as well
in support of Sophie and her viewpoints. And so, of course, right, probably the majority of
fever fans are great. And it's also true that there really has been an influx of people who never,
I can curse here, right, never fucked the WMBA, right? They didn't care about women's sports.
and they have shown up and brought
a lot of the toxic mainstream culture
and things about men's sports culture
that probably most of a bunch of watch women's sports to get away from
has shown up here.
Right.
Yeah, and it coincides with Caitlin Clark, you know,
coming to the league.
So I guess we should start actually talking about Sophie Cunningham.
Unfortunately.
Yeah.
Like, for better or for worse,
that Kaelan Clark does want to play basketball.
Yeah, like, she's here to literally play ball.
Like, definitely her not speaking up against, like, being portrayed as this avatar is shitty and frustrating.
But, like, at the end of the day, she's here to play with the nice little orange sphere.
And so funny, not so much.
Yeah, this is one of these things where it's kind of vibes-based.
but I feel like the way that it was portrayed in the media
and then this also fed into sort of like the fascist base
was that Caitlin Clark was going to come into the WMBA
and she was immediately going to be the best player
and everyone was going to have to deal with it.
And that like didn't happen because she's like a pretty good player
but like...
She's fine.
A, even if she was that good, it's like, okay,
unfortunately for every other great basketball player in the WNBA,
you exist at the same time as Prime Major Wilson.
So like, good luck ever winning.
any award. Like, I don't know. This is like, this is like maybe the greatest basketball player who's like walk the earth to this generation. Like, good luck. It's true. And even when Caitlin drops 30 points, she's often giving up 30 on turnover. So she kind of ends up being in net neutral. Yeah. And Angel Wilson, by the way, is like, was like defensive player of the year and MVP. And like, you know, it's like, she's like, yeah, you know, just this like transcendent player. But.
I think there's this moment where, like, it becomes clear after, like, a couple of years of this that, like, you know, like, there's still a bunch of people who are in the trenches being, like, Caitlin Clark is the best player in the league.
But, like, it's not clear to be if she's better than, like, rookie Olivia Biles.
She's not.
I don't think she is.
Like, she's not.
Olivia Miles has an MVP case, like, as a rookie.
I mean, Caitlin doesn't, in my opinion.
I love her
I want to talk about her at the end
because I want to end up
like a little bit of just like
ball good
but I think there's this moment
of like Hatelyn
I guess she like kind of denounced it
like the end of her first season
but like she
Without going like hard in the paint to it
like you're still leaving room
Yeah but it's it's like
she won't go hard in the paint against it
but she also you know
as you're saying like before the break
it's like yeah she wants to play basketball
Yeah
and so she's not willing to
go on camera and say the things and do the things that these people want.
And I guess that's where Sophie Cunningham came in, because she will do that.
She will.
And I think it's also related that she started a podcast this year, right?
Like, she has decided to, she's basically using her profile as a fever bench player,
aka, you know, Caitlin Clark's enforcer, and the exposure that has come with that,
which is more than she's ever had in her, you know, however many seven or so seasons in the WMBA.
But to me, what's clear is that she is setting herself up for an exit,
and the podcast is kind of the first step in that.
And maybe people didn't care what she had to say before,
but now that more people know who she is because of who she's playing with,
she is kind of starting to step into this other.
And it's very, very, we can talk more about this too,
but it's very insidious the way she talks about sharing her views
because she's basically co-opting social justice language
when she'll say things like people tell you to use a platform
and then when you use it, right, they criticize you for it or whatever it is.
And so she's kind of doing this thing where she's starting a podcast.
She's already, also keeps getting fined for saying shit.
On her podcast about the reps and stuff, she really just, like, mouths off.
Wait, wait, maybe her being on a podcast is a good thing.
Yeah, right?
So she has this podcast, but then at the same time, she's projecting the, I'm using my platform for, you know, my beliefs.
Which is something that, like, I've heard even sort of, like, left-wing people, like, in the space doing this, like, well, it's just interesting thing because the WMBA has always been a league where, like, players do use their platforms.
to do activism.
And that is absolutely true.
Like the actual first
professional sports.
Actually,
I could be wrong about that
because maybe there was another
women's league that did it first
that I just missed.
But I'm pretty sure they were
the first professional sports league
that was actually doing
like anti-police brutality protests.
Yes, they were.
They were doing that before
Colin Kaepernick took a knee.
Oh yeah.
And then once he did Neil,
actually that's how I started
following the WMBA
was I was writing about player protests
and somebody told me
entire WMBA
teams were kneeling on the court. And it had gotten no coverage. And I was like, oh, and that's when I actually
started. So, yeah, they were doing media blackouts to talk about police brutality before Colin
Kaepernick knell. Yeah. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, they fucking rocked. Like, it's good as hell.
Right. That's sick. But then you get like media people being like, well, this has always been like a league
where like people use their platform for like activism. But it's like, that's such a kneeling out of
bullshit like, okay, sure, technically, but like...
I guess you could call a clan rally activism.
If you, like, really want to do that, I will be angry at you.
But, like, this is, like, not the same thing at all.
There is no difference between the Unite the Right Rally and going to help out at
food not bombs.
If you're stupid.
If you're fucking stupid.
Like, that must be such an amazing world to live in psychologically.
Like, if everything was...
be so easy for you if you just
like don't understand anything.
That'd be so great to be a moron.
I mean, the turning point USA
flyer to support Sophie Cunningham
spelled her name wrong, so honestly
of course.
This is coming back
to one of the things about being on the right versus being on the
left, which is like, you know,
in order to be on the left, you do have to have
standards, like, you can't
be like an abuser.
Right? Like you will eventually
get run out for that. Maybe. Whereas on the
right, you can just do it as fine.
But, comma, if you get arrested, only one of these two groups is going to be there for you.
And it sure is fuck not the people who are going to spell your name wrong on the promotional flyer.
It's so beastline.
Okay, but like, what is Sophie been saying and doing?
Let's just get into the video.
Yeah, let's talk about that.
Yeah.
And I think this is where, as I kind of said at the beginning, I think it's important to look at where it started.
because I think this was a failure of media from the beginning,
and the reason that it has snowballed in the way that it is,
with an incredible headline, it was basically, like, love her or hate her,
like, Sophie won't be ignored.
And I kind of was like, well, she was, I was ignoring her until you decided to run a profile.
Yeah, you've decided she won't be ignored.
On a baseline, like, this is such a baffling player to run a profile of.
Right.
Well, so the profile itself, too, is, like, such to me.
an example of, like, shoddy journalism because they spend, like, most of it where her parents
are kind of bragging about how she was a childhood bully. Then they go on to say how she used to
play on teams with boys and beat them, and that was like a source of pride for them. And then,
after those things, they kind of casually drop in Sophie saying, people think I hate trans,
end of sentence. And trans what? We don't know.
Yeah.
But I don't. I don't. I just essentially, I believe in love, but I think, you know, biological males should not be in sport with girls. So again, we also have adult men being, playing somehow playing sport with young girls. So there was just so many places as a reporter if I were writing this profile that I kind of would have been like, huh, okay, well, can you give any examples of, you know, grown men playing.
sports against girls, could you talk to me about why you're so proud of having played against
boys, but you think, like, there were so many places you could have gone here, and none of
it happened. It just sat there in the middle of this profile.
To be fair to ESPN, they did fire most of their actual journalists in order to give more money
to a fucking Pat McAfee, a guy who used to be a hunter, I think, and who now spends all
of his time having fucking Aaron Rogers on his show to scream about why vaccines are bad.
why trans women should be able to compete in sports.
So, like, you know, this is truly not ESPN's fault.
They simply fired everyone who could normally do journalism,
and now we're left with whatever this shit is.
Another person whose opinion on trans women in sports,
we should really be listening to, Aaron Rogers.
Yeah, Aaron Rogers.
I will listen, I will not agree with Aaron Rogers' position on sports,
but if he can stay in the pocket for longer than 2.3 seconds
on two consecutive plays,
I will listen to him
talk about women's sports.
And he can't.
He can't do it.
He won't.
God, okay.
Me being pissed at Aaron Rogers
for hitting me aside.
Why did they write this?
That's the part I don't understand.
I mean, because there is
like a larger media ecosystem
that's going to feed on
just that one little nugget
of like anti-trans hate.
Like, it is so easy.
The left is going to get mad.
The right is going to embrace this.
it's going to just be oldest culture war.
Like, that's going to generate
so many clicks. It is. And I think
I don't know how long this profile was
in the works. Sometimes it can be, you know,
for profiles like this, it can be in the works a very long time.
Other times it's not, but I think
it's also worth mentioning that just
before this profile dropped,
Sophie got into a
high profile skirmish
during a game against the Phoenix Mercury.
Many people, most people,
have probably seen the kind of viral
meme of her pointing.
And she's pointing at Dewana Bonner, who their former teammates actually,
and Alyssa Thomas.
And basically, I mean, it was almost like a full team brawl.
But there were a lot of kind of racial undertones to the way that that went down.
Racial overtones, the way it was talked about.
Like, they were just racist shit.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And the way that meme has shown up, I think, is really important because there's not really a way to deny that
it was racist when it's actually being used in very like, I've seen it, at least in very racist or,
you know, offensive or problematic ways since it happened. But that profile drops on the heels of
that really big fight that was all over the televisions it was being played up and people were
taking sides and saying how great and how cool Sophie was. It was appalling actually to watch. But
these two things, this profile drops right on the
heels of that, and I think that that
really put more eyes
on it than might have happened otherwise as
well. That makes sense.
So I did just pull up the profile
and the framing of this is so
fucking annoying.
There's a whole section as, is she
hero or heel? And then
there's just anecdotes where she's the hero here.
She's a heel here. It's like, it's
oh my God.
It's written very clickbait.
It is. I was going to say
this is incredibly clickbait. This is
incredibly, like, it's supposed to be, like, she's divisive for some reason, but we're telling
you that she's divisive.
And I don't think there was any reason to have asked her about her stance on trans women
women and sports, because before this profile, we could have maybe guessed where she stood
based on some, like, likes and retweets of, you know, things about protecting women and girls,
but nothing was overt.
She had not been overt enough that actually, to me, again, as the journalist writing this
story, I wouldn't have asked her about it because to me it wasn't significant enough in what she
had said. It isn't a thing I would have even wanted to try to have her clarify. So it seems to me
either she brought it up or she was deliberately asked about it and given the opportunity to
make these comments. Yeah, and I guess this is an important part of the pivot because kind of
before this story, she was just a racist. That was her laid with just being a racist.
Let's get into her doing the transphobia pivot.
which was kind of arc too.
Well, okay, I'm saying pivot here.
It's not like she's not still doing, like, racist stuff, but...
The transphobia, yes, and.
It's yes and, and I think actually, if we talk about transphobia as being rooted in white supremacy,
there are really two sides of the same coin here, because at the end of the day,
what's actually, like, happening is conversations around, you know,
who is an acceptable definition of a woman, whether it's the black masculine women she's
playing against and bullying, or, you know, the trans women and girls that she's speaking out
against. So, like, I'd say, and two sides of the same coin. I think that's a fair way to sum it up.
I'm realizing now, we probably should have mentioned this at the beginning for people who have not
seen her, but, like, Sophie Cunningham looks like the kind of person you would have seen on, like,
I don't actually know who did the, like, positive propaganda for the Nazis, but, like, what, like,
I don't know, like, if you're doing, if you're doing, if you're doing, like, a dare store.
Oh, Lenny or even saw. Like, yeah, Lenny or even saw a little.
loved her.
Yeah, yeah.
Like,
Let her refusol,
like,
recruitment ad thing.
Like,
she is,
like,
the person you would put on that.
Right.
Yeah,
well,
she's now had more
gender affirming care
than most dolls
could ever dream of having,
so.
Oh,
also that,
also that.
They want to be quacky
so bad.
It's crazy.
Like,
there's something
psychosexual rooted in,
like,
Mara Lago face.
I swear to God.
Yeah,
so let's talk about
kind of the,
arc of Sophie Cunningham as
anti-transmedia person because she
initially leans like all the way the fuck into it.
Yeah, Sophie leans into it, but what happens
pretty quickly is that right-wing media picks it up.
It kind of gets news aggregated everywhere.
And then she doubles down in press conferences
and starts to kind of say, I said what I said,
essentially.
And I should have the
ability to, you know, say what I believe. And once she doubles down in the press conference,
that's when you start to see the rallies happening, anti-trans rallies outside, because the fever's
is on a road trip now. And so, and every city they visit anti-trans groups start showing up,
whether it's, you know, to promote their bill for, you know, children having general exams to play
sports or whatever else they're there to do. But some of the more high-profile.
while anti-trans groups starts to show up, and that's, I think, when it devolves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess we have ahead of us the branching path of, should we talk about the devolution
or should we talk about her briefed attempt to pivot back to basketball?
Well, I guess what I think is really notable is that the group that really shows up,
and I think where there starts to be some controversies, a group called XX, X, X, Y,
athletics that was started by a woman named Jennifer Say. And I think that mainstream people do not
know who this group is. And basically their whole thing is that they pay cis girls to protest
sporting events where they might have to compete against a trans girl. And then that protest creates
media and controversy. So they literally are like paying people to create these controversies. And
they showed up and they paid two girls to sit in the front row at the game against the storm
with signs thinking Sophie and a storm owner got upset and curse them out and the storm owner got
suspended and the transphobes got an apology.
And so this I think is also where the WMBA now had an opportunity to do something and they
took the wrong side.
And so the thing to me that is really notable is that the specific group and then Riley
Gaines, you know, noted fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines shows up. Oh my God. And once that happens,
it's kind of, it's out of control, but I think what sucks as someone who's been covering this for
so long is there are certain names that when I see them, I know the playbook, I know what's happening,
I know what's coming, and I'm prepared for it. And no one in media was prepared for it. And they
have failed to identify people in XX, X, X, Y shirts in the front row of, you know, a basketball game as
wearing hate symbols. They have failed to state that, like, trans people are being genocided
by the government, and it has turned this entire thing into, like, we can agree to disagree.
And so I feel like that's kind of the missing piece here, right?
Yeah, no, it is just like an abject failure to do, like, an iota of research on, like,
who these folks are. So following the event with the storm, Coach, getting
penalized for being a normal person.
Like the WMBA's statement pissed me off so hard because it's like we're having hard
conversations, thinking about a lot of things.
And like there has never been a trans woman competing in the WNBA.
There are no trans athletes who are likely to be competing in the WNBA anytime soon.
Like this is such a hypothetical non-issue that, like,
Like, this shouldn't be a hard conversation to have.
Just, like, take us stance.
Like, even if you fuck up, take us stance.
I swear to God.
Yeah.
And not only is it a non-issue at this point.
We have people saying, well, we can have hard conversations and agree to disagree.
And I'm like, who gave a bunch of cis people permission to disagree about a group that, like, they are not part of and policies that actively do not affect them?
And the other piece that the media doesn't do is like, okay, we can agree to.
disagree or we have two different opinions. What are those opinions? Like one group wants human rights,
basic human rights and to be included in society. And the other group wants at best for a group of
people to like not exist and at worst to die. The fact that we're in a genocide by our government
and nobody will name that. And this is that's so frustrating. These are the stakes here. Right.
Right. Like this is microcosm for all of it. And it's just like, like you're saying like
Agree to disagree on what?
Just like, what are you disagreeing with?
Like, let's say that the WNBA takes the radical stance of implementing the former standards that the International Olympic Committee had up until fairly recently regarding trans athletes, which necessitated like two years of hormone therapy before a trans woman could compete.
And, like, just on a personal stance, I'm like, I don't like studying hard boundaries for like when trans people can exist.
But that aside, like having just a baseline policy that will not impact a single player currently involved in the WMBA that's so bare bones.
That is the easiest thing to do because it functionally changes nothing on the day to day.
I do think the WMBA needs to be careful because we've seen like the policy you're talking about wouldn't impact anybody and whether I agree that they should have a policy.
I mean, you know, I don't really think anyone should have these policies.
No, no, no, I agree.
I agree with that.
But I see your point.
I think my concern becomes we've seen how chromosome testing and some of these other forms of sex testing are happening above the WMBA.
And often in the, you know, the International Olympic Committee and everything.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
And often, right, that trickles down.
And I think something the WMBA needs to be very careful about and cognizant of the people who are most directly impacted by the sex testing policy.
There's no trans women in the WMBA.
They won't be impacted, but, you know, black women in particular are so often the directly
impacted population.
Like the league, the WMBA is actually full of people who are directly impacted by a lot of
the policies that we're talking around, even though they're not trans.
And so it's a very slippery slope that I, like, I hope they get right in this moment because
if they go too far in the other direction, it will be a mess in like 12 ways.
Oh, yeah, no, and I'm not actually advocating for them to implement a policy like that.
I'm just like, for me, having any policy, just to shut up like the couple of a former NBA gothus who are like, I'm going to go be a woman now.
And I'm like, well, you can go shut up.
Yeah. Oh, no, I didn't think you were advocating for that.
I think just because we can see how sex testing is going elsewhere, I think sometimes people forget.
No, I remember I remember Caster Semetian.
Yeah, like, don't worry. I, like, absolutely do not want to see that.
Yeah. And but mainstream, like, whether mainstream people are like mainstream media or just
like cis people in general, they don't, like, there's so many nuances here too.
Yes.
They get completely missed and everything gets flattened and then it becomes, well, we'll just
put this policy in place and then, you know, people don't think about that it's a whole different,
you know, can of worms.
Yeah. The fact that they had no policy before any of this came.
into being, it's kind of what I think led this to be the perfect storm.
Yeah.
Because with it being such a blank slate for grifters, bad afters, and even just super
misinformed folks who don't really know what's going on, like, to kind of project and
or manipulate the situation, there is not a completely quick answer.
There's not.
And I will say a lot of leagues, I think, are trying not to put policy.
in place right now if they don't already have one because if there's no policy, there's nothing
to violate.
And I think they hoped they could fly under the radar.
I know that a lot of trans advocates in the space are actually, you know, behind the scenes
kind of suggesting that as well, kind of wait, waded out a little bit because without a policy,
you hope you don't end up on the radar of the Trump administration or whoever else.
Obviously, that has not been what happened here at all, unfortunately.
I want to talk a little bit about the weird.
shit where like Ennis Cantor Freedom
who's like a
former sort of NBA
washout turned like
right wing
culture war guy
him and like
Royce White
and apparently some other
just absolute fail sons
of the MNBA
they're like oh we're going to declare
for the for the 2027 draft
and I think
that in some
ways I think is actually a really
clarifying thing for what the question of can trans women play women's sports is actually about.
And I think this is the thing that the media has really not understood because, you know,
some of it I think is just trans misogyny, right? Like they don't actually really think that
trans women are women. But like the argument over can trans women play women's sports,
if you listen to how people like Sophie Cunningham frame it and this had this had this
spread throughout even parts of the Democratic Party, where you get people talking about,
like, well, should young girls be playing against men? And like, and that's, that's the actual
argument here. The stakes of this argument is not about, is not about sports. It's, are trans women
women, or are we not? And if we're not, then it becomes sort of de facto legitimate to impose,
you know, all of the segregation policies that they've been putting in place, all of the, you know,
and when I say they've been putting in place, I'm not talking about even sports leagues. I'm talking
about the federal government, right?
Right.
And a bunch of state governments, the Catholic Church,
you know, in terms of gender-affirming carabans.
That's the actual stakes of this is like, are we women or not?
And the moment you go, no, you're not,
you're like some other kind of thing where like maybe we'll let you do this
eventually at some point, you start getting people making, you know,
we listen to these people being like, well, the leagues can decide individually
like league by league who they think.
is like legitimately qualified to play.
And it's like, okay, this is an argument for segregation.
Yeah.
Right.
This is explicitly an argument that is league should be allowed to segregate players.
And that's also the whole like, oh, why don't trans people go start their own league?
It's like, we had this.
It was segregation.
It's the thing that's like infuriating.
It just doesn't click that that's what the goal is here, right?
I think what makes like trans women in sports so such a potent, like rallying point.
it's preying on so many axes of not just like putting young girls in danger,
but also like there's an economic component too because like so many people get involved
in sports as kids so that they're able to get college scholarships.
Right.
And so like it's just it becomes this thing all the way down.
Yeah.
But like it's this situation where by saying that this boy could be on the girls team,
that is implicitly signaling this notion that this boy is going to get all of the college scholarships,
or this trans woman who we're framing as a boy and the girls team,
because God forbid they be normal for 10 seconds.
And aside from everything else,
that is a fundamental misunderstanding of how much money there isn't in like women's college sports programs
or even like women's professional sports.
There is not a single trans athlete who was transatlantic.
for that good, good money.
No, it's never happened.
That is literally never happened.
Like, even if you were to transition to play in the WMBA,
it's like, great, you're making as much money as like, I don't know,
if you're the best player in the league,
you might be making as much money as like a practice team guy on a NFL team.
Like, if you're transitioning so that you can play women's sports,
something tells me you just needed an excuse and you wanted to transition.
Yeah.
Also that.
Like, if you start, okay, actually, actually,
if you start transitioning as a bit so you can dominate women's sports,
call me, I want to have you on my podcast.
Truly, commitment to the bit.
Obviously, like, none of the people who are doing this are ever going to, like,
do any kind of even vaguely transitioning thing.
No.
The closest thing I've seen to this, the actress who did, she's the man.
Amanda Bynes.
Yeah, like, talked about it in an interview,
one time that having to like pretend
to be a guy gave her, like, she didn't
have the words gender dysphoria, but if you read her
describing it, it's like, oh no, she got
gendered dysphoria. No, she totally
talked about having gender dysphoria.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like,
it's very genuinely, again,
like if you, if this is the push that you need
to start playing with your gender, because
for some reason you just really want to play
on the women's teams,
like, baby girl,
DIY H-R-T.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just this
like, it's this right wing protect the children fantasy that they're using as the justification
for, you know, like, this is, this is the wedge issue that they use to, but push all of the
rest of their stuff. And if, if you go back to, like, the daily wire people who are instrumental
in getting a bunch of the anti-trans bills passed under the Biden administration, but before they
kind of, like, blew up their company trying to make Penn Dragon. And they're thankfully in their
clop era right now. Yeah. But like, but like back when they were doing this, you know, you would listen
them talk about how we need to eradicate transgenderism
because that was the actual goal.
It was never about like sports.
It was about eradicating us.
Yeah, the second they're allowed to speak,
yes, that's when the mask comes off.
And yeah.
And I think the piece about the trans misogyny
that I think sometimes gets missed too
is we can look at somebody like Jennifer Say,
who runs the X, X, X, Y athletics.
And she, in addition to someone like Nancy Hogg,
head who was an Olympic swimmer who started the women's sports policy working group with
Martina Navrilova, similar kind of group trying to, you know, not allow trans women and
girls to play sports with girls. These are people who actually made their post-athletic
kind of names as advocates against sexual abuse in sport. They'd both been victims of adult
male coaches. This is where that really insidious turfy kind of when you paint trans women
as men. Again, the problem is still men, right? And so these are people who were known as feminist
advocates in the space before making the anti-trans pivot. And I think that sometimes that piece
gets missed too in the very insidious way. The framing trans women as men actually can make some
of these target points of making them seem like threats appealing or make sense to maybe
feminist quote unquote like Jennifer say or Nancy Hong said you know this has been a thing that's
been happening back down to like the original turfs right like they're the original like
transphobic wing of the radical feminists where like if you look at how this played out during the
porn wars too one of the fundamental issues with organizing as any kind of marginalized group
is that you know there's always going to be people inside of your marginalized group who you don't
agree with and there can become a point where the
incentive to, instead of trying to, like, fight or directly, like, have conflict with the actual
group that is oppressing you, right?
Where it's like, yeah, if you're doing women's sports, the group that is oppressing you is,
like, the men who are abusing you, right?
You can look at this in sort of the class context, right?
Where, you know, like, yeah, if you were a worker, like, you were being oppressed by the
actual ruling class, which is the capitalist class that owns the means of production.
But there becomes a point where it's easier to try to police the behavior.
behavior of your own than it is to fight the dominant group. And this is, you know, I'm taking
this on a little bit of a tangent here, but like, if you've ever heard the term like the lumpen
proletariat, it's just this term that, I know there are going to be some people in the audience who
are very attached to that term as like a self-referential thing. But it's supposed to be this like
part of the working class that's like drifters and vagrants and like Marx goes on this like really
sort of like blood-curdling rants about like organ grinders and like pimps and like rinds and like
runaway soldiers and like all of the like boot shiners on the street and like all of these groups of people who have nothing to do with each other from like a sociological class that sense.
Like there is like absolutely nothing in common that like someone who polishes boots on the street has in common with like someone who's like run away for being a soldier.
But this is like Marx's, you know, there's this thing in the journal end notes about this.
This is like Marxist discussed specifically at like the Victorian disgust about like this part of the class that he thinks is like lowly or whatever.
and Marx just goes off on these people
and this has been a thing for a really long time
of the working class movement
trying to purify itself of these lumpen elements
who were supposed to be like anarchists and like unpeer
and you get this in the feminist movement
we're like in the feminist movement
like that was us
that was trans women
where we were like the elements
that was like the easiest to
you could be like well all these trans women
are actually men
and they're trying to like infiltrate our spaces
and you can spend all of your energy
trying to purify your own movement
against this other group of people
who are inside of your movement
instead of actually fighting the outside
and also you'll be rewarded for it.
You're doing the patriarchy's work for them.
Yeah, and they'll pay you for it
instead of fighting you.
Right, by pitting cis women and trans women
against each other, they fight each other
instead of realizing that their struggles
are tied up together and, you know,
fight the patriarchy together.
Yeah, right?
Like, literally like trans access to health care
is going to help everyone else too.
It's that simple.
Yeah.
There's like an unbelievable number of like reproductive health care organizing, like are trans people.
Yeah.
Like it's a bunch of trans pass and also transfems too.
Like it's like, you know, these are struggles that are intimately bound up.
From an external perspective, if you can pit these two groups against each other,
and then from an internal perspective, if you can, you know, convince one of these groups
that the reason they're being impressed is the other one and channel them into this path of least resistance.
where you can nominally be doing what you think is like radicalism to like free your people,
but is actually just like fucking over another group of people in service of the ruling class,
you can do genocides.
And here we are.
Yep.
Yeah.
And here we are.
So there's a couple more things I wanted to touch on.
One of which, and I think Bugs, you have an interesting perspective on this, is that like,
it didn't used to be like this for trans athletes.
It literally didn't use to be.
like this. So yeah, like, I mean, I'm the very funny camp of having been a college athlete,
having competed on both the men's and women's teams for track, albeit this would have been like,
you know, small potatoes, D3, everything. But it was such a non-issue for me to this. So this would
have been like end terms. I'm not going to give like firm dates, but like, you know, end of the
Obama era beginning of the Trump era roundabouts like mid-tens. And I never faced any pushback
to myself from either like my teammates or anyone that I competed in the outside. I ran track.
And I mean, it was kind of like eye opening because like I was expecting it to be like much
shittier. But like no, like it was just people were just normal. And I mean, I think this is also
just kind of thinking about the ways in which like transphobia writ large has become so
many people's pet little bigotry situation because they want to,
they want to oppress someone.
And it's so, so, so easy to go after the trans is.
But, yeah, like, I managed to compete at a fairly high level within D3 as a trans woman.
And I, like, genuinely was terrified for, like, I competed in nationals and for, like,
a week after
I was like
and then someone's going to show up
and people are going to like, I'm like someone's going to write
an article about this.
And no one
did because
I mean I really don't want to bring like
the politics of passing into this
but like that could have also played
a factor at least when dealing
with like competitors like obviously everyone
on my team was very aware
because even though I was like
very baby Tran running on the men's
because it was just like, well, I want to compete and the airbug rules ain't no one.
No one cares that the trans woman is smoking the men's team because she hadn't started hormones yet.
But even within the context of that, like, and again, just getting back to what we said earlier,
I do not think there is a simple or one-size-fits-all policy for any sort of like hormonal requirement because, as we discuss,
that is so right for abuse,
but I can speak from personal experience
in saying that after being on hormones
for a period of time,
the fastest 400 I ever ran as a woman
was slower than the slowest 400
I had ever run competitively in trap
dating back to my freshman year of high school.
And so, like,
if a trans woman's competing in sports,
it's probably going to be fine.
We have seen this over and over
in the few instances where trans women
have been allowed to compete.
Like, Leotanis took theft.
Even in the moment, like, I think before Riley Gaines
became Riley Gaines,
like, that was still a nothing moment.
Yeah, and I think it's funny because
we can argue about this on a basis of like a human rights issue, which I think it fundamentally is and that should be enough. But then if you like people want to argue about the science, the science is also on our side. Like there's literally no evidence that there's an advantage. You talk to any trans woman who has been an athlete before and after transition and she will tell you, I lost muscle mass. I lost bone density. I lost like long capacity. Like I watched my times go down or my weight go down.
Yeah, and it happens pretty fast, or it happened fast for me.
Like, your mileage may vary, but.
Well, my mileage is I started taking low-dose tea, so I'm going to make the Olympics next year.
Watch out.
Oh, well, God.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm on testosterone now, so watch out.
Well, well, and it's one of these things for, like, you can look at the extent to which this isn't really, like, about.
It's literally not about this.
You can tell us not about it.
because, like, I can't play women's chess?
Yeah.
It's like, what the f-do we doing here?
Like, the second Magic the Gathering bans trans women from the pro-tore.
Are they going to have a pro-tore anymore?
Yeah, no, the pro-tore actually just came back.
Like, as of this year, thank God.
Yeah, but ability-wise, too, and like, so what?
Like, let trans people win things.
Yeah, like, that's also okay?
Yeah, like, yeah, it comes out to this, like, again, like, the fundamental question.
is like, is a trans woman a woman or not, right?
And if you're a woman, then you have all of the rights that a woman does.
And if you're not, then you don't.
That's just fundamentally what it is.
Yeah.
And it's so frustrating that this has turned into this sort of like, oh, we can like agree
to disagree about like whether you should exist or not?
And it's like, well, can I agree to disagree whether you should exist or not?
Like, is this a two ways straight?
I'm just using my platform to advocate for my beliefs.
I think journalists should be banned from having health care.
I think it's actually dangerous for me as a trans woman to exist in the same space as a journalist,
because journalists have a long tradition and history of farming my people.
So I think we should talk about restricting their access to health care,
because giving journalists health care allows them to reproduce transphobia.
I mean, look.
It got me convinced.
God.
well okay before before we wrap up
I do I do want to get a little bit of joy
out of this episode which
so the kind of
one of the kind of concluding points of this story
I don't know given the fact that like we now live
in an administration where the richest man on earth
gave two Nazi salutes at the inauguration like
who knows like by the time this episode comes out
Sophie Cunningham might have like
fucking born a swastika or some shit
but like there's a kind of capstone
to this story which is Sophie Cunningham
Cunningham doing this, oh, why are all the journalists talking about the culture war instead of focusing on basketball?
So I want to take a second to talk about Sophie Cunningham as a fucking basketball player.
Because I have been so angry about having to fucking hear about this motherfucker.
Like, you know what, fuck it. I'm going to do the Julius Caesar bit.
The whole of Gaul, Julius Caesar once remarked, is divided into three parts.
Likewise, analysis of athletics is also divided into three parts,
one of which the tape grinders inhabit,
the analytics nerds another, and the old school coaches the third.
The life of the tape grinder consists of endlessly digesting
and watching like fucking 17-second clips
of some athlete doing something and trying to figure out
whether or not they're good.
The analytics nerd lives in statistical annexes of unimaginable tedium
from which they emerge to tell you that this player is either good
or bad based on a bunch of unbelievably convoluted mathematical formulas they are not capable of
explaining. And the old school coach largely consists of like old white guys on the internet going
that boy nice after they've been fired for saying slurs in a locker room. Now, very rarely,
all three of these factions will come to a consensus on a player. You have heard their names.
This is Asia Wilson. This is Michael Jordan. This is like peak LeBron. All three, all three factions
will unite to be like this player is good.
occasionally, once in a blue moon, you will get all three factions agreeing that a player fucking sucks.
And that is Sophie Cunningham.
She is statistically one of the worst players I have ever seen.
Like, the regular statistics, the game before she did her big, she did her big were pivoting back to sports.
She shot zero percent from the field.
Zero percent.
can you explain what that means for a player to shoot 0% from the field?
It means they didn't make a single basket.
I mean, I love this pivot for her.
It seems like being transphobic is somehow making an already bad basketball player worse.
And like, again, couldn't have happened to a better person, in my opinion.
I was about to say I could do better than that, but then I'm pretty good point.
Oh, no.
Okay, speaking of I could do better.
Can we talk about the game that she played
after she did her weed to pivot back to basketball thing?
Because, like, this is not a good WNBA player
even when she's not embroiled in controversy.
Like, there's, oh God, who was it?
The Stephen A. Smith joke about someone getting a single single.
Like, if she averages a single single over the course of a week,
that is her doing good.
This is someone who comes off the bench,
misses a bunch of three-pointers,
get somewhere between like eight and 12 points,
and then fights people.
I think her career average is.
about eight points a game, but she played
like 28 minutes last week and scored
two points, three points, something like that.
Oh, wow. Yeah,
you know, really productive
time on the floor.
Go for her. You could put a horse on the
fucking court and it would do more.
Truly, I do feel like maybe I could
also at some point throw a basket
and like it might, it might
go in.
Statistically, it should have
statistically. That
two point game, she scored two points on
free throws. She didn't make a basket.
She just got free throws. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. And then, and then
she had, she had another game, which
was statistically, this isn't really an
advanced. There's a basketball statistic called plus minus,
which, Frankie, you correct me if I'm, if I'm
explaining this incorrectly, but it is when you
are on the court, either how many more points
does your team score or does the opponent's team score? So if you're, for
example, like a plus 10, that means when you were on the court,
your team scored plus 10 more points, and when you
off the court. Yes.
She played a game where she was on the court for 17 minutes, and she had a plus minus of negative
28.
It's incredible.
How is it even possible to be on a court?
Is it the worst game in WMBA history?
It's close to the-
It's the worst game on a win in WMBA history.
There's a great Instagram account.
I think has TikTok to you.
WMBA stats or WMBA data.
That's what it's called Maddie.
And Maddie looked at this game, and it was definitely, if not,
the worst game in WMBA history very close.
Yeah, I think it was like the worst ever in a win.
And I kind of emphasize enough, right?
The WMBA games are shorter than NBA games.
So you have less time to build scoring volume, right?
So you like kind of have to be more efficient.
So to have the other team score 28 more points when you were on the court for 17 minutes
is astronomical.
They might as well be down a player.
Like, why are you even there?
Yeah.
No, if you were literally playing four out five, I think you would do better.
Like, that's like, it's astonishing.
This is a slightly dishonest way of putting it, but it gets into, like, how colossal of a fuck-up this is.
Yeah, I mean, she's never won a championship at any level.
I mean, unless you're counting high school.
No, of course not.
Yeah, because she's bad.
And, like, to put in perspective, how bad being minus 28 is.
So, Asia Wilson is by a pretty big margin.
and the highest points for game score on the WNBA this season.
She's scoring 26 points a game.
That's the best player in the league,
the like a kind of like,
I don't know,
like perennial MVP,
like literally a generational player
is dropping on average 26 points a game.
You were minus 28.
Having you on the court
was like having Asia Wilson,
but better on the other team.
Like,
and this is the fucking basketball player.
It's a horrible.
Lisa.
I just like,
this is the basketball player
who's like,
like,
maybe like the second or third
most famous person
in the WMBA now
because of all of this bullshit.
No,
truly,
I was at the Sun game
last weekend
and they were not playing the fever.
And there was two people
in fever Cunningham jerseys,
which is obviously now the new MAGA hat.
And I kind of just wanted to go up
and be like,
why are you wearing the jersey
of like the worst player in the league?
Like,
at least the Caitlin Clark jersey,
I kind of get it.
But like,
Sophie Cunningham, really?
Yeah.
Is everything okay at home?
Yeah, like, you need someone to check in on you, babes?
Oh, God.
As just like a source of joy, I want to close this by talking about Olivia Miles,
who is maybe my favorite basketball player ever now,
who is so cool.
I love her.
She's great.
She's my height?
So she's like a 510 point guard.
But, like, she scores at the rim?
Nothing about.
the way that she plays basketball
makes any sense to me. It's like this shouldn't work
and it does and it's beautiful and I love it
and she's like she was the best
player and the best team in the league as a
rookie. She's amazing to watch
you know I knew
she would be great in W. I think
I was shocked at how
quickly her game translated
and I think it really highlighted not to like
shit on Caitlin again but I think it
highlighted what
people kind of thought
Caitlin Clark would look like because you know she's also
point guard and they have similar, you know, great passing ability, great court vision.
Those are things that both players share. And you're like, oh, well, there's always a transition
period. You know, you're playing against grown women. Like, you got, you know, you're going to
get your butt kicked your first season. That's just kind of how it goes. And then Olivia Miles steps in.
And it was like, seamless. Like, no time had passed. Courtney Williams was like happy to be like,
I'm going back to being a shooting guard. You're leading our team as a rookie like you got us.
Yeah. She is. I don't know how to describe what she looks.
like when she plays because nothing she does seems like it should be possible. And yet it's also just
like graceful and powerful and like smooth and just kind of everything all it wants. And
she's got really great style off the court. And I love that. Also, did you see the nickname?
Because she wears the, she was glasses off the court. She wears like goggles on the court. And the
nickname The Spectacle, which I'm now obsessed with. Oh my God. Oh, that's so good. That's so good.
No, because, like, I've only recently learned who she is.
It's like literally a couple days before we recorded this, and I'm like, holy fuck.
Yeah, she's breaking ankles everywhere.
And I, she could be, she could be an MVP candidate.
I don't think, I think the only time we've seen a rookie of the year in MVP was Candace Parker in the same year.
She could do it.
I support it.
Yeah, it is really truly one of those, like, I feel so bad for her for having to be in an MVP race with Agent Wilson.
But, like, I, do you ever think about her?
that I love is like she also plays defense.
She does.
And she's like seems to really enjoy it.
And like I have this like indelible image of her like in this game where she, she's trying
to defend someone.
I can't remember who she's playing.
She's trying to defend someone who's like four inches taller than her.
And she like bites on a fake.
So she's like in the air.
But somehow she has like she's like she's like in the air jumping and she has like her back
to the shooter.
but somehow she has managed to angle this such that even though she's she like bit on a fake it is jumping
she's still blocking the shot by being in the air in front of them.
I was like, how is that even possible?
Like how do you how do you do that?
Like I don't know.
It's just like you owe it to yourself to go watch, just go watch some of her highlights.
Just go watch Livya Miles highlights.
It was like it was what I was using as like eye bleach after I was trying to watch Sophie Cunningham tape,
like one of the most miserable experiences of my life.
Yeah, Olivia Miles is kind of a walking highlight real.
She's really something to watch.
I'm excited that it's just her rookie season too.
I get a lot more for her.
Yeah.
Yeah, and she's on a really good team.
She's in a great environment.
Like, everyone seems to love her.
And I'm so happy for her.
I'm still hooked on to this spectacle.
That's so fucking good.
It's so good.
Oh.
Yeah, so this has been, this has been a kidnapping here, and thank you both for coming on and also for letting me gush about one of my favorite players because I love her. She's so great.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
Oh my God, literally anytime. Thanks for hanging me.
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Really good.
And we have a great queer women's sports discord community.
And yeah, it's pretty dope.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you can find me on Blue Sky Yapping About Stuff and or if you've enjoyed hearing my
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I'm proud of mom.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Thank you too again so much for coming on and talking about this.
And may we all live long enough to see trans women actually in the WMBA.
Honestly, yeah.
That'd be sick as well.
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the Department of Justice indicted 15 anti-ice protesters who participated in the community
response to Operation Metro Surge in Minneapolis, Minnesota earlier this year.
Here's U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen announcing the charges in a press conference dated June 16, 26.
Last year, President Trump issued National Security Presidential Memorandum 7,
which directed the Department of Justice to prioritize politically motivated violence.
To accomplish that mission, the Deputy Attorney General stood up Joint Task Force Vanguard,
to enforce a national security strategy,
to investigate, prosecute, and disrupt those who engage in political violence and intimidation.
Today, a federal indictment was unsealed, charging 15 defendants,
with conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers and other charges
related to efforts of too Minneapolis-based Antifa groups
that violently opposed the enforcement of federal law in our state.
As U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen said, all 15, quote-unquote, Antifa defendants were charged with conspiracy to impede or injure an officer.
According to the DOJ, the conspiracy to impede amounted to plans to temporarily block roadways around the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building,
where ice operations in the Twin Cities were and still are based out of.
The start of the 95-page indictment reads, quote,
The defendants were members and associates of Twin Cities' Direct Action, which later changed its name to
Direct Action Minnesota or Dam, an organization dedicated and committed to direct action against
federal law and immigration enforcement.
Direct action refers to disruptive and obstructive tactics used by participants to forcibly
challenge, block, or stop immigration raids, detentions, and deportations.
Dam describes itself as a decentralized coalition and working class people engaged in various
forms of community defense against the current federal occupation happening within the wider
metro area and against state and far right violence more broadly, unquote.
Here's attorney Daniel Rosen again at that press conference.
The organization trains its members in the aggressive use of shields against law enforcement,
surveillance, operational planning, and rapid mobilization against law enforcement actions.
The first piece of evidence presented by Rosen in this press conference is a Facebook post by one of the
defendants reading, it's going to get so much worse and nonviolent ideology and our politicians
aren't going to save us. We need to become ungovernable. We need to actively resist any way we can
to materially stop the Nazi occupation forces.
I do think it's worth noting that when President Trump spoke at the Libertarian Convention in
2024, the wall behind him featured giant text reading, become ungovernable.
Now, most of this 95-page indictment is spent detailing random conversations on signal and various group
chats, discussing first-man activity, planning protests, discussing how to go about fundraising,
making flyers, participating in ICE rapid response, writing articles on crime think, and an
anarchist speaking to her, all of which the indictment lists as, quote, overt acts in furtherance
of the conspiracy. And that's how conspiracy charges work. Not all the overt acts themselves have to be
illegal. In fact, they usually are not. They just have to be actions taken involving multiple people
to advance some other criminal goal in this case, quote unquote, impeding law enforcement.
And what makes this case particularly weak is that the impeding in this case amounts to extremely
ordinary First Amendment protest. So not only are the majority, if not all, of the overt acts listed,
completely legal actions, they were actions taken in furtherance of legally protected First
Amendment activity. Now, the indictment does list a few other charges against specific individuals.
One person is charged with allegedly making threats based on statements made in Facebook
and Instagram videos. Two people are charged with interstate stalking based on following vehicles
leaving the Whipple Building across state lines into Wisconsin.
One person is charged with allegedly assaulting a federal officer
by knocking notes out of their hand
and destruction of government property for kicking a vehicle.
And lastly, another defendant is charged with assaulting a federal officer
for allegedly break checking and side-swiping the officer's vehicle
causing a collision.
No evidence for these alleged.
assaults has been presented thus far. But the conspiracy charge, tying the 15 defendants together,
is the most, oh, so it's illegal to make plans with friends now, case I've ever seen.
If it wasn't clear from the moment this indictment dropped, it only gets more and more clear
over time that this case is not based on the strength of the evidence or threat to public safety,
but rather political targeting based on the beliefs held.
by the defendants, and the DOJ's ability to paint the defendants as Antifa lunatics,
separate from the majority of peaceful, liberal, anti-ice protesters, all while building a precedent
to criminalize ordinary First Amendment protest activity, including ICE rapid response.
To make it so that any protest against ICE qualifies as interfering or impeding ICE from carrying out
its immigration enforcement duties.
And to create this precedent, the feds located a small group of Antifa, some outside agitators,
that they believe a jury might be more likely to convict than the dozens and dozens of cases
that have failed to move forward.
In absence of any evidence of illegal violent acts, the DOJ must rely on radical sounding statements
made by the defendants discussing their politics to turn a jury against them.
And that's most of what the indictment contains.
It's not detailing alleged acts of violence.
It's detailing conversations about protesting.
This indictment contains a lot of signal chat logs,
as well as conversations from in-person meetings,
which leads one to wonder,
how exactly did DHS obtain that information?
Well, a few weeks ago, about 30 documents were released as a part of a discovery motion filed by one of the defendants.
And these documents provide maybe the closest look at how federal law enforcement under Trump
and specifically how DHS and Homeland Security investigations are investigating and surveilling,
not just quote unquote, Antifa, but anti-ice protesters more broadly,
community activist groups, left-wing organizations and nonprofits,
and even labor unions.
The lawyer for the defendant in this case
called this a, quote,
unprecedented campaign by DHS
to spy on Minnesotans.
Before I get into some of these specific details,
I want to read the opening overview
by the defense lawyer, Kevin Riyak,
discussing what discovery has so far revealed.
Quote, undercover agents
posing as protesters surveilled community meetings
at churches, parks, libraries, schools,
and union hall.
These agents surreptutiously recorded dozens of conversations with ordinary people who were simply exercising their First Amendment right to protest ISIS' lawless rampage in our state.
The agents gathered information about Minnesotans from law enforcement databases and internet searches and created dossiers that are apparently now available agency-wide.
Homeland Security investigations abuses did not stop there.
HSI secretly obtained financial records for several national labor unions.
and social justice non-profits, all with zero criminal predicate to do so.
The government's presentation to the grand jury reflected this broad and irrational investigation.
With no evidence, the government alleged to the grand jury that the conspiracy in this case
extends far beyond the defendants to include the AFL-CIO, the Minneapolis Federation of Educators,
the Minnesota Association of Professional Employees, Monarcha, Veterans for Peace,
and the Greece pit bicycle repair shop, among others.
These wild conspiracy allegations are born from the fantasies of political retribution
that animate the Trump administration.
President Trump and senior administration officials routinely speak of the political left
in dehumanizing terms, as deformed, scarred, and filled with ugliness, for example.
The administration has crystallized those sentiments into policies that encourage and authorize
political prosecutions like this one, most notably National Security Presidential Memorandum 7,
unquote. I'm not exaggerating that this motion filed by the defense is maybe the greatest
motion I've ever read. The understanding by the lawyer in this case of how the Trump administration
is carrying out state repression against protesters is incredibly politically fluent. That last bit at the
and discussing administration officials referring to the political left as deformed, scarred, filled with
ugliness.
It relates to Stephen Miller's comments at Mark Rubio's left-wing terrorism summit last month that we
discussed on executive disorder.
And what he said during that conference was legitimately crazy.
I didn't get to much of what he said in our previous episode because we were running short
on time, but there's one quote I highlighted back then when I was doing research that I
want to read now, quote, the leftist looks at what is beautiful and what is good and what is
natural and is filled with envy and hatred. The leftist looks at the perfect family with the
perfect life and the perfect job and perfect kids that goes to church every Sunday and is filled
with a feeling of inadequacy and jealousy and they covet and they turn those emotions ultimately
into a desire to subjugate to oppress and to inflict pain and suffering. It's not a coincidence
that when you look at any of these violent Antifa demonstrations,
and you see any photograph of those who were assembled,
to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating
looks like a normal person.
They're all deformed in some way,
in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerisms.
Why is that?
Every one of them, through the course of their life and their decisions,
has scarred their body and their appearance in many different ways,
to the point in which their outer appearance becomes
a manifestation of their inner hatred. Unquote. Super fascist stuff. Like incredibly fascist.
And the point by Kevin Riyak, the lawyer for one of the defendants, that the Trump administration has
turned these fascistic sentiments into enforcement policy like MSPM 7 is a really crucial point.
Because these are not just personal sentiments held by Stephen Miller. These sentiments have been
distilled into mandates to investigate and prosecute the political enemies of the Trump administration.
Just four days after Border Patrol murdered Alex Prettie, Homeland Security Investigations
opened a new investigation into anti-ice protests in the Twin Cities called Operation Puppetmaster,
as in looking for the alleged puppet master orchestrating the spontaneous and community-led protests,
or I guess as in HSI is the puppet master,
infiltrating the protests with undercover agents puppeteered by DHS.
Either way, DHS produced a report detailing the opening of Operation Puppetmaster,
and that report states, quote,
this case is opened to document the integration of HSI undercover agents
into groups, organizations, or other gatherings,
identified by intelligence information and other sources as potentially threatening to law enforcement personnel in the performance of their duties.
The report by HSI Special Agent Jacob Marquise continues, quote, since November 28, 2026, I assume he means 2025.
Great work, guys.
Ongoing protests and incidents of civil unrest have occurred in public areas throughout Minneapolis, Minnesota.
during these events, violent opportunists, or VOs, have exploited the protests as cover to attempt breaches of federal properties
and perpetuated multiple assaults against federal officers tasked with protecting these facilities.
Homeland Security Investigations of St. Paul has identified an organized network of conspirators
operating through online and in-person who are providing material support to violent opportunists and agitators
involved in impeding federal law enforcement, rioting, destruction of federal property,
and assaults on federal agents and officers.
Unquote.
This sentiment was also shared by U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen in that press conference.
During Operation Metro Surge, direct action Minnesota infiltrated and exploited lawful protests
to more efficiently carry out its unlawful direct actions.
Despite the claims made by Rosen and in this 18,
HSI report of violent opportunists exploiting protests to perpetuate multiple assaults.
In the defense's overview of these reports and documents, the defense lawyer notes that
HSI does not actually identify any specific violent opportunists in this report,
nor does it flag any specific incidents of rioting, destruction of property or assaults on federal
agents or officers.
To quote the lawyer for the defense, the undercover source.
surveillance initiated by Operation Puppetmaster did not actually investigate or on earth any
such instances, but instead encompassed all manner of privacy and constitutional violations
against organizations and individuals who opposed ICE's activities in Minnesota, unquote.
And in his press conference announcing the conspiracy charges, US Attorney Daniel Rosen was asked
multiple times whether any officers actually got hurt and Rosen could not identify
any instance of officer injury.
You talked about coordinated attacks.
What kind of injuries did officers sustain
as part of these campaigns,
can you elaborate on that?
I can't elaborate on that today,
and I don't believe I use the word attacks,
but if I did, I stand by it.
That really sums up this whole case for me.
No, I can't provide any evidence
to support the wild claims I'm making,
and I don't think I used that word,
but if I did, I stand by it.
Incredible stuff.
We will look into more of the Homeland Security investigation case files after this had a break.
Welcome back.
The HSI report detailing the opening of Operation Puppet Master concludes by stating, quote,
HSI St. Paul is actively conducting a thorough financial investigation to uncover the funding sources used by these groups
and to detect any illicit transactions enabling further criminal acts.
HSI, St. Paul, will use the results of this financial investigation to identify those responsible,
disrupt ongoing, and future unlawful activities, and pursue prosecution of the individuals involved,
unquote. And two weeks after the launching of Operation Puppetmaster, HSI opened another investigation
called Project Whipple Shield, specifically focusing on the identification of potential funding sources,
the organizational structure, and the, quote, predicate actions behind these campaigns.
To quote that HSI report, quote,
this investigation is focused on identifying and disrupting, sophisticated, organized campaigns,
supporting, and engaging in this behavior, and to prevent such unlawful activities.
Regarding this investigation, lawyer for the defense, Kevin Riyak, wrote,
as with Operation Puppetmaster,
HSI's investigation in Project Whipple Shield
extended far beyond any potential threat
to law enforcement safety.
It concluded, with no evidence,
but obvious political animus,
that numerous Twin Cities unions
and non-profit organizations
were involved in a widespread conspiracy
to violate 18 U.S.C. 111,
assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers or employees.
And it surveilled and surreptuously
gathered financial records
generated by these organizations, despite the lack of any clear connection between those organizations
and criminal conduct, unquote. At that press conference announcing the indictment, U.S. Attorney
Daniel Rosen said that direct action Minnesota is actually, quote, comprised of members of
subgroups like the Black Cat Workers Collective, unquote. But the alleged, quote unquote,
subgroups extend far beyond just Black Cat Workers' Collective. At least,
as evidenced by a little diagram that was presented to grand jurors for this indictment.
This diagram is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
In the middle is the logo for Direct Action Minnesota,
the organization that the DOJ alleges is connected to the 15 defendants.
But surrounding the Dam logo is logos for 15 other organizations,
all with arrows pointing towards direct action.
Minnesota and text reading council member, as if all of these organizations are sending
council members to direct action Minnesota to plan or orchestrate the direct actions
in response to Operation Metro Surge. This diagram that was presented as a slide to
grand jurors is titled The Conspiracy and the Conspiring Organizations are listed as
Monarcha Rapid Response Line, which is one of the rapid response networks in the Twin Cities.
The other organizations in this diagram going clockwise include Minnesota 5150, the organizers of the
No Kings protests, Minnesota Ice Watch, Minnesota Association of Professional Employees, a labor union,
Minneapolis Federation of Educators, Local 59, left jab, a self-defense group, the Greece pit,
a bike shop, Democratic Socialists of America, Black Cat Workers' Collective,
AFL CIO, Workers' Solidarity Circle, Whipple Watch,
Veterans for Peace, Socialist Alternative,
showing up for racial justice, SCIU 26,
Red Pine Revolutionary Collective, and Ray Rainbolt Memorial Gun Club.
HSI agent Desmond Garcia testified to the grand jury regarding this slide,
quote, this is kind of a breakdown.
Like I mentioned earlier with members of Dam being associated with other organizations,
through the course of the investigation,
this is just a snapshot of some of the other organizations that members are affiliated with,
that kind of comprise and make up direct action Minnesota, unquote.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
and provides really, really useful insight into how HSI is imagining the organizational structure
of these protests, that all these organizations are sending quote-unquote council members to this
more secretive group, Direct Action, Minnesota, that orchestrates the most radical parts of the
anti-ice protests. Regarding this diagram slide, the lawyer for the defense wrote,
if any individual was connected to both Dam and any of these entities, the government
considers the entities to be conspiring. Fueled by visions of this very,
vast and irrational conspiracy, HSI surreptuously obtained financial records of labor unions and
non-profit organizations as a part of a, quote-unquote, financial investigation into, quote,
domestic terrorist financing, unquote. And let's go over the financial probe aspect of this
investigation. One of the reports uncovered through discovery revealed that HSI secretly
subpoenaed three years worth of financial records from SCD,
One of the biggest labor unions in the country, largely focused on organizing the health care, public service, and service work sector.
Last March, HSI agents served an administrative summons or a administrative subpoena to Fedwire to obtain wire transfers involving SCIU.
The wire transfers that the Federal Reserve Bank in New York gave over to DHS range from January 1st, 2023 to March 19, 26.
To quote the HSI report,
quote,
beginning in December,
HSI St. Paul
began a multifaceted approach
to identify and investigate
individuals engaged in acts of violence,
destruction of federal property,
intimidation of federal officers and employees,
and attempts to impede federal operations.
Through this investigation,
HSI St. Paul has identified
a network of individuals operating online and in person
who are engaged in this behavior
by either directly participating
or by providing support
through fundraising,
planning, and organization,
The following report of investigation provides preliminary cursory details related to wire transfers from various financial institutions to and from service employees international union, main financial institution, the U.S. Bank of Minneapolis, Minnesota, unquote.
And what did this investigation find? Well, a quote-unquote preliminary analysis of the wire transfers, quote, revealed that the SCIU National Union has numerous.
wire transactions to and from SCIU local unions for various types of debits and credits
to include annuity payments, strike payments, strike supplies, investments, union member dues,
retiree dues, medical expenses, and pension fund expenses, unquote.
So they found nothing.
They just looked through three years of financial records from SCIU
and only found regular transactions that a union would have.
They found absolutely nothing.
And this report ends with this incredible sentence, quote,
this financial investigation involving protest domestic terrorist financing continues.
Sure, dude, yeah, I'm sure it's going to continue.
I'm sure it's going to continue to find nothing.
Because in the 95-page indictment against these 15 defendants,
one of the frequently recurring topics in the overt acts in furtherance of the conspiracy
is discussing how they don't have any money,
how they're constantly trying to fundraise
to help continue the anti-ice protests.
The indictment outlines them consistently struggling
to pull together $5,000.
But yeah, sure, let me make a few calls
to the SCIU real quick.
I'm sure they'll just wire transfer over the money.
And the other thing is that this three-year time span
of the financial probe
stretches way longer than Operation Metro Surge,
and the protests surrounding ICE activists in the Twin Cities,
because what's actually going on here, and to the Fed's own admission,
is that they're just enacting NSPM 7,
using whatever pretext they can concoct to dig through the finances of entities and organizations
that they view as political enemies.
And it wasn't just as CIAU.
Asia-Sai also obtained three years' worth of bank records
for the communication workers of America, including donations and PAC spending.
The CWA union represents thousands of journalists and print and broadcast newsworkers in the U.S. and Canada.
And as a part of this financial probe, HSI obtained records for one of the Canadian branches of this union,
the International Federation of Professional and Technical Engineers,
with the administrative summons requesting information from the Bank of Montreal.
This very same summons also demanded three years' worth of financial records
from the Environmental Activist Organization Sunrise Movement and the Sunrise Movement,
and the Sunrise Movement Educational Fund.
And as we will discuss, HSI was also actively surveilling
Sunrise meetings in Minnesota.
Now, HSI also subpoenaed financial records
from at least one other entity that we know of,
a local Minneapolis activist organization called Voices for Racial Justice.
But rather than bank records and wire transfers,
HSI went after PayPal and Venmo transactions.
Voices for racial justice was founded in 1993
and describes itself as the longest-running racial justice organizing training organization in the state of Minnesota.
The DHS investigative report regarding the subpoena into the organization says that the website for voices of racial justice,
quote, boasts several articles on ice out and or truth, freedom, and ice out of Minnesota.
Their website also provides links to defend the 612, Minneapolis-Saint Paul Whistles,
and Monarcho rapid response for upcoming trainings.
Unquote.
That's basically the entire justification DHS gives for probing into the donations
and Venmo and PayPal records for this racial justice organization,
that their website hosts links to other anti-ice organizations.
Defense attorney Kevin Riyak wrote,
quote,
This broad coalition of financial records of labor and social justice advocacy organizations
done in secret and with no articulable criminal predicate
violates both the First Amendment and these organizations' right to financial privacy.
It also reflects a sinister turn in our democracy
when the party in power feels no compunction
about peering into the private finances of its political opponents,
collecting that information, and storing it away for further use.
The lawyer also notes, quote,
among other problems,
the use of the administrative summons
seems to violate the Right to Financial Privacy Act,
which requires law enforcement to provide notice to the account holder
if they are trying to obtain bank records via administrative subpoena.
Here, not only did DHS hide these inquiries from the account holders,
it told responding financial institutions,
quote, you are requested not to disclose the existence of this summons
for an indefinite period of time.
Any such disclosure will impede the investigation
and thereby interfere with the enforcement of federal law, unquote.
Though the federal government would likely argue,
that HSI's use of the administrative subpoenas without notice
would fall under some of the exceptions
within the Right to Financial Privacy Act.
Most reporting I've seen on dispatcher discovery
has focused on the financial probing
of unions and activist organizations.
And yeah, that is a big deal.
That is very serious and deserves a lot of focus.
But most of the investigative reports
released as a part of discovery
pertain to HSI undercover operations.
surveillance and infiltration of anti-ice organizing in the Twin Cities.
And there is a lot of interesting information in there that explains why the 90-something page
indictment is like that, why it has transcriptions of so many regular in-person conversations
and text logs from Signal.
To quote, defense lawyer Kevin Riyak, undercover HSI agents posing as protesters or activists
surveilled community meetings at churches, parks, libraries,
union halls, schools, and restaurants.
Undercover agents secretly made audio and video recordings of those meetings, unquote.
And now I want to quote from one of the HSI reports regarding their use of undercovers.
Quote, prior to the initiation of Operation Puppetmaster,
HSI deployed an undercover agent to participate in both virtual and in-person meetings within the Twin Cities area.
The objective of these activities was to gather intelligence regarding any organized networks of conspirators,
operating online and in person who may be providing material support to violent opportunists,
and individuals engaged in impeding federal law enforcement, rioting destruction of federal property,
and assaults on federal agents and officers, unquote.
So before Operation Puppetmaster even started in January,
the month prior, HSI already had an undercover digging in to the anti-eastern
ICE protests. In reports, this undercover is identified as 9-843, and he started out by attending a
virtual ice watch training on December 3rd, put on by a group called States at the Core and a Chicago-based
org called Protect Rogers Park. A few days later, the agent, quote-unquote, acting in an undercover
capacity, attended a publicly advertised in-person legal observer training in Richfield, Minnesota.
During the training, the agent joined a rapid response network sponsored by a Minneapolis-based
community defense group called Monarcha via a QR code. On December 13th, the undercover attended a sunrise
movement action training called How to Stop Ice and Build the Revolution at a Universalist Church
in Minneapolis. After this meeting, the undercover was added to the group's announcement chat
and started messaging one of the organizers about how people are verifying which hotels
ICE agents were staying at. A few days later, the undercover reviewed a website with info,
toolkits, and signal links for ICE Rapid Response called Defend612.com. 612 is the Minneapolis area
code. On December 22nd, the undercover participated in a sunrise Zoom meeting about a then-upcoming
protest in front of the Hampton Inn housing ice agents. Per the investigative report detailing undercover
operations prior to the creation of Operation Puppetmaster, during this sunrise zoom meeting,
the undercover agent learned that there were, quote, multiple signal chats dedicated to the hotel
scouting and license plate gathering. The gathering is a collaborative effort with quote-unquote
Whipple Watch, the known agitator group stationed outside the Whipple building. HSI undercover agent
9843 was added by the team leader for the quote-unquote action team to this signal chat group,
unquote. So beyond joining public signal chats, it appears the main way this undercover was able to
worm his way into more private chats regarding Whipple Watch was through attending
Sunrise Movement meetings. In the motion outlining this batch of discovery, the lawyer for the
defense noted, quote, undercover agents actively participated in organizing and directing the
groups they were surveilling, at times working to entice people into discussing or committing
crimes, unquote. The main example of this in these documents is another,
Sunrise Movement Meeting from late January titled Resistance Skills Training held at the Minneapolis
Public Library. Two undercoveres attended this training, and the investigative report details about
25 people in quote-unquote breakout sessions focused on recruiting, action, and de-escalation.
The report notes that Sunrise recommends using, quote, police liaisons and protest safety marshals.
the quote-unquote action section discussed sit-ins and the protests outside hotels,
with HSI noting in the report, quote,
it was made clear that the Sunrise Movement Organization focused on, quote-unquote, peaceful protests.
Regardless of that, one of the undercovers at this meeting, quote-unquote,
privately informed someone that he works in construction and could, quote,
build items that might assist other groups with more, quote-unquote, direct action protests, unquote.
And the undercover also told this person at the meeting that going to jail, quote-unquote, did not bother him.
So two undercovers attended this sunrise movement meeting discussing peaceful protests and noted that in the report,
but still tried to talk to attendees about, quote, unquote, building items to assist in direct action.
protests and that they're okay with going to jail because of it. We'll talk more about how undercover
HSI agents began their infiltration after this ad break. Welcome back. The main undercover HSI agent
who started to infiltrate the protests in December 2025, who's identified in reports as undercover
9-843, also operated a signal account with the screen name peanut butter jelly. And according to
the defense, this undercover, quote, routinely exchanged signal messages with people regarding
purely First Amendment protected conduct, messaging participants in the Art Money Coms Club
signal chat, and stating, quote, also the interested in the financial organizing piece,
I like numbers and data. And marrying that to
with propaganda, so would love to work on both sides of these groups."
Unquote.
Yeah, I'm sure you're interested in the financial organizing piece.
Yeah, I bet.
I like numbers and data?
Incredible.
The interested in the financial organizing piece.
Also, as a part of discovery, we've learned that the undercover discussed fundraising
messaging strategies and offered to draft fundraising language for
Twin Cities Direct Action and design a protest flyer.
One message with the undercover, using the screen name Peanut Butter Jelly, reads,
I'm sure you're swamped with the speaking tour, but do you have a suggestion for a donation platform?
I believe Open Collective and the idea of asking our own banks was discussed?
Unquote.
According to the defense, these new discovery documents also detail how undercovers, quote,
routinely surveilled individuals engaged solely in First Amendment protected activity,
including the Whipple watch group that engaged in peaceful observation of ice vehicle activity
in and out of the Whipple building. Conduct that both Judge Mendez and Chief Judge Schiltz
have confirmed is not unlawful, unquote. One of the DHS investigative reports
details how agents captured the license plan information of anti-ice protesters attending a
Twin Cities Direct to Action quote unquote art club meeting at the Prince of Peace,
Lutheran Church. In the report, the undercover who infiltrated this meeting, quote,
described the meeting as democratic in nature in the sense that everyone talked over each other,
unquote. The undercover also noted how most of the meeting discussed fundraising and how to make
social media adjutop. But while he was attending this,
this meeting, other HSI agents documented the license plates of attendees. According to the defense,
quote, agents then used this information to obtain the names of the attendees, searched social media
for pictures of these individuals, and compiled an Intel workup that included names, photos, addresses,
personal information, including family and employment information, and vehicle registration
information for each meeting attendee. None of these individuals did anything other than engage in
protected First Amendment speech in a church meeting room. Yet, now their personal information
is memorialized in a DHS dossier, unquote. The best idea why HSI decided to zero in on the group of
individuals allegedly associated with direct action Minnesota, or formerly called Twin Cities direct
action relates to a meeting held in early January. If you recall, HSI undercover
9843 was added to the Whipple Watch signal chat after attending a few sunrise movement meetings.
And according to investigative reports, on January 10th, an undercover agent received a flyer in the
Whipple Watch chat for an upcoming emergency meeting on the 11th. Remember, this was three
days after the killing of Renee Good. The undercover got permission to attend this emergency meeting
and was quote-unquote vouched by one of the defendants, Isaac Sand, identified in chats as Ike.
This emergency meeting was to share plans of an upcoming protest on July 23rd, and the HSI report
claims that this meeting is where Twin Cities' direct action emerged from, as that was the name of
the signal chat created at the end of this meeting, and the Twin Cities Direct Action logo was
first used on a flyer for this upcoming protest. On January 19th, the undercover surveilled and
attended a follow-up meeting at a local restaurant in North Minneapolis, hosted by SDIU 26 and
Socialist Alternative, to plan this action on the 23rd, which was then identified as a general
strike. The HSI report describes this meeting as a, quote, general discussion on the upcoming
walkout on ice event being held on January 23rd. And as usual, this report doesn't actually
allude to anything illegal being discussed in this meeting. And this strike and March action
later took place on January 23rd and was attended by tens of thousands of people. Planning such
action is an ordinary protected First Amendment Act.
Around this point, and especially following the killing of Alex Preti, DHS started really ramping
up the surveillance and infiltration of anti-ice protests in the Twin Cities.
They started using multiple undercover agents, not just 9843, and began surveilling and trying
to infiltrate many more types of protest beyond what was organized by Twin Cities direct action.
Two HSI reports detail surveillance of individuals and groups attending the No King's protests and an anti-war protest last March.
The report on the Stop the War in Iran protest held on March 7th, specifically mentions 5150, Veterans for Peace, Sunrise, and PSL.
To quote the report, Undercover 5022 and Undercover 137 did not have extended interactions with any members of the crowd.
many people were also not identifiable
slash recognizable due to wearing face coverings.
Undercover 5022 observed that during the event,
several people appeared to be conducting event overwatch
or quote-unquote marshalling.
They were wearing reflective vests,
were wearing red hats and carried radios.
They were located at the edges of the crowd.
Investigative note, based on training and experience,
Undercover 5022 is aware that organizations involved
in the activities that are subject
of this investigation, utilize tactics
including placing quote-unquote marshals
to service lookouts and conduct internal communications
and security at events, unquote.
While testifying to the grand jury,
Agent Garcia claimed that
every single individual being investigated
has criminal predicate.
Quote, one of the things that is abundantly clear,
not only in guidance, but it's just principles
as far as this investigation is,
no one is ever investigated or,
looked at or even researched on for First Amendment protected activities. Every single individual
that we have investigated, there is criminal predicate to why we are investigating them, either
statements that they have made that are criminal to their actual participation in overt criminal acts,
unquote. Now to quote the lawyer for the defense, of course, as the above examples demonstrate,
HSI was obtaining wide swaths of financial data from labor unions and nonprofits with zero quote-unquote criminal predicate.
Undercover agents captured dozens of First Amendment protected conversations on serptitious recordings,
many of which did not involve any of the defendants or unindicted co-conspirators in this case.
Agent Garcia's statement is simply not true, unquote.
And yeah, I don't know how you can think after,
considering all the examples I've just read that HSI had criminal predicate for every single
organization or person that was under investigation or surveillance. That's just a lie. Because if they
had criminal predicate, they would be charged. There would be charges against more people. There
could be charges against some of those other 15 conspiring organizations in that diagram shown to the
grand jury. Oh, and by the way, the DOJ lawyer who convened this grand jury, Deputy Attorney General
Brian Lynch, was also a January 6th insurrectionist who entered a restricted zone alongside
other rioters. And as this indictment was being put together, the government forced the court
to vacate the convictions against oathkeepers involved in January 6th. This grand jury was
literally put together by a January 6th insurrectionist to indict protesters for conspiracy to impede.
At the exact same time, the federal government was vacating convictions of other January 6th insurrectionists.
The last thing I want to note about this batch of discovery is how it also details instances of
counter-surveillance. In one report, a self-described community member walks up to a government vehicle
containing HSI agents conducting surveillance,
also staged to support an undercover infiltrating an event,
and the community member asks the agents inside if they are ICE,
they say no and point to a safety vest and a helmet in the vehicle.
The community member then responds by saying, okay,
and then tells them that he'll have to run the vehicle's plates to check.
DHS investigative reports also detail people at meetings,
warning that ICE could be trying to infiltrate those very meetings
and telling all the attendees to not say anything
that they wouldn't say directly to an ICE agent,
which is really good advice when that meeting is being attended by an ICE agent.
And one of the funnier investigative notes in this batch of discovery
relates to an undercover's infiltration of a self-defense workshop,
quote, due to the physicality of the event,
Undercover 502's concealed body-worn audio recorder
erroneously fell to the floor of the gymnasium
near the end of the training.
The undercover briefly left the gymnasium,
realized she no longer had the device,
and returned to the gymnasium to retrieve the device from the floor.
During these approximately three minutes,
the undercover was not present in the gymnasium.
So while this batch of discovery has given us a closer look
at the extent of the surveillance of anti-ice protests and HSI's method of investigation,
the government did not hand over everything.
It was supposed to as a part of discovery.
And the lawyers are requesting more documents.
This batch of discovery is missing, among other things, quote,
special reports of investigation that the government has admitted withholding,
claiming that they're unrelated to this investigation,
even though they were created and filed within it.
The disclosures admit to any investigative reports that document
HSI's domestic surveillance, but were placed in other case files.
They admit documents and communications related to the initiation and supervision of HSI's
undercover operations, and they admit downloads of the undercover phones and undercover laptops
used by undercover agents in this case to communicate with the defendants and others, unquote.
And those documents are useful not just to us, so we know how these investigations are being
carried out, but also for the defense, because reports of government surveillance
of protesters and activists during Metro Surge
are relevant to the defendant's motion for, quote,
selective prosecution and outrageous government conduct,
as they constitute additional evidence of DHS targeting individuals
based on their political beliefs and First Amendment protected conduct, unquote.
So, yeah, that is my not-so-brief overview of this batch of discovery.
I'll have links to the court documents below if you want to take a look yourself.
And hopefully we'll get even more discovery in these next few months.
See you on the other side.
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Today I'm joined by James Stout, Mia Wong, Robert Evans, and special correspondent,
Carlos Berrios Polanco, who we have had.
had on a few times for regular episodes.
This episode, we are covering the week of August 19th through August 26th.
Robert, do want to start us off with our tribute?
Yeah, so before we get going today, as I'm sure everyone listening is at least broadly aware,
Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean passed away the day before we recorded this on August 25,
26th.
Dolly Parton was more widely beloved than pretty much anyone that was still a lot of.
live in the United States. Her death was met by immediate mourning from every side of society,
and I do mean every side. President Donald Trump ordered all flags to fly at half staff and issued
at least as genuine a statement of respect as he's ever put out about anyone, saying this is a true
loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her and never will. It's hard to
argue with that. The DSA also sent out an official in memoriam, praising partner as a hero to the
working class, and you would find anyone hard-pressed to genuinely disagree with that statement, too.
Dolly was born in a one-room cabin in Tennessee, the fourth of 12 children of a dirt poor and illiterate sharecropper.
She wrote more than 3,000 songs in her life and had 44 career top 10 country albums, which is nuts.
But I wouldn't be talking about Dolly on this show, which does not do obituaries as a rule if she'd just been a rags-to-riches entertainment industry success story.
Dolly had the good luck to become rich and famous, and she would always emphasize that luck had a lot to do with it, even though she worked very hard.
and she grew up poor enough that she never, ever forgot that had things been a little different, she would have stayed dirt poor.
So she dedicated her life and her fortune to helping the least fortunate in our society.
Parton established the Dollywood Foundation to improve education in Sevier County, Tennessee,
and in participating classes, the dropout rate fell from 35% to 6%.
She founded the Imagination Library, her best-known charity, and donated her 100 millionth free book to children in 2018.
She helped build hospitals and universities and was the single highest dollar donor to research that created the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
When getting vaccinated became a political hot button issue, Dolly posted a video of herself taking the vaccine and performed a cover of her own song, Jolene, themed after getting vaccinated.
She was also a longtime and vocal advocate for queer people.
In 1990, the son, a British magazine, found out that her Hollywood chauffeur was a trans man named Jason Piro.
They interviewed him, and he told the magazine,
Dolly has been good to me.
I'm not real comfortable talking about myself.
Dolly knows all about me and is a very nice lady.
Even back in the 90s,
Dolly Parton was comfortable openly supporting trans people
and the rest of the queer community.
Her song, Family, released in 1991,
is probably the first country music song to use the word gay,
certainly the first to use it in like a positive sense of the word.
And she had queer and trans employees as far back as the early 90s
and talked openly about that.
In 2016, she was interviewed by Chris as a party for Pride Source and said,
I have many gays and lesbians in my own family, she revealed to me,
and then she used a word that stuck with me for a decade now, ours.
They're ours, and they're who they are, and we know they're wonderful, and they're like us.
Some relatives back in the mountains, she admitted, still weren't quite sure what to make of it.
She also told me casually, like it was nothing, which is exactly how she wanted it treated,
that she had transgender employees on salary in her own company,
years before most corporations would say that sentence out loud, let alone mean it.
People came to her the way they used to come to her mama, she said, to be told it was safe to be
honest.
You need to let people know who you are, and you need to come on out, she'd tell them.
You don't need to live your life and darkness.
Parton strenuously avoided direct political punditry when she could, but after the right-wing
moral panic over trans rights ignited in the 2020s, she spoke out, stating her explicit
and direct support for trans people.
I know how important this is to them.
That's who they are, she said.
They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know,
the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business, but we are all
God's children, and how we are is who we are. There's so much more to who Dolly was and what she did
from reinvesting royalties from Whitney Houston's cover of I Will Always Love You into the Black
community, after refusing to license the song to Elvis, to starring in the best little whorehouse in Texas,
arguably the best film about either Texas or whorehouses. She did it all in her life. I think the loss
of Parton hurts so keenly because of the very thing I started with, though. The fact that her loss
has been mourned across the aisle, almost regardless of political stance.
Dolly Parton was the closest thing our culture had to a secular saint, a Joshua Norton-like figure
who could have waded into the middle of a deadly partisan riot and parted the fighting with
her presence, like that baby at the end of children of men.
I might be going a little bit far with that last one, but in my research for this,
I came across a recollection of Dolly by Roger Ebert that I feel I need to share.
Roger Ebert, if you're on the younger side, was a very famous Pulitzer-winning film critic,
and this is him talking about meetings that he and his partner, Gene Siskel, had with Dolly Parton.
In Dallas for the premiere of 9 to 5, I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago,
I confessed it to Siskel.
I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke, I was filled with a strange ethereal grace.
This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual.
It was healing and comforting.
Gene listened and said, Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her.
We looked at each other.
What did this mean?
Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again.
to time we would refer to it in wonder. And to close off, I think I should give us all some advice,
courtesy of Dolly Parton. Find out who you are and do it on purpose and do it with purpose.
You got to know who you are because so many people try to emulate or copy somebody else.
And that's what I've got to say about Dolly.
Thank you, Robert, for some less good. I mean, how do I say this?
Some people who are less good than Dolly Parting.
Yes. Yes. There are billions.
Let's start with some small things regarding people who are not as good as Dolly Parton.
Darlene Graham just won the runoff election for the Republican Senate nomination in South Carolina.
Graham won with 52.5% of the vote dominating in the eastern part of the state where Trump campaigned for her last Friday in Myrtle Beach.
On Wednesday morning, the Department of State in partnership with the Department of Treasury has announced the
Italy-based, autonomous anti-capitalist digital service provider,
Autistici InVendati, or the IA Collective,
is now a specially designated global terrorist organization.
To quote from Treasury, quote,
today the U.S. Department of the Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control
took action to counter the growing threat posed by violent far-left terrorist groups
by sanctioning the IA Collective,
an Italy-based entity that supplies specialized digital architecture
tools and services for Antifa cells and other violent far-left extremists, including the
foreign terrorist organization Palestine Action. The IA collective also operates the web platform
no blogs, which hosts many Antifa and anarchist communiques. Though notably, the State Department has
repeatedly asserted that Rose City Antifa used the no blogs platform online, and
And that is simply not true.
What they are referring to is Rose City counter info, a separate website that is not affiliated
with Rose City Antifa, which is used by local anarchists to make community bulletin board style updates.
I cannot emphasize enough that these are totally separate groups with often very different politics.
But on both social media and official State Department press releases, these two groups have been conflated,
asserting that Rose City Antifa used the AI collective tools
to organize and incite violent and criminal acts.
Something else I want to emphasize is that Palestine Action,
the UK-based organization,
is described as a foreign terrorist organization
in the Treasury Department's announcement
about sanctions regarding the IA collective,
and in that same announcement,
sanctions were also imposed on Palestine Action, which the Treasury Department accused of supporting, quote, numerous acts of terrorism.
But as of recording, Palestine Action has not been officially designated as a foreign terrorist organization.
And then one thing from me, the Trump administration moved ahead this week with its plans to rescind the 2001 Roadless Rule,
which blocks road building in infantry-droredous areas of national food.
forests, not in wilderness areas or national parks, if some people have been reporting.
The new rule was proposed on August 18th with a public comment period beginning that day.
The justification that they're going for with this is it will prevent wildfires.
And I believe they're going for like it will allow fuel mitigation to prevent wildfires.
It's worth noting that there were already provisions in the roadless rule to allow for like
thinning of small diameter timber. What they didn't do is add budget to do that. If they were making
a serious attempt to do fire mitigation in so much as that is something we can prevent, which I don't
think it is, then they would have added budget, but they haven't done that. It's just worth pointing out
that the construction of roads will allow people to get into areas that were harder for them to
get into before. And the thing that tends to start wildfires is people. So people being in these
areas will allow people to start fires in these areas. I'm going to cover this more in depth
on natural causes in a couple of weeks, but I wanted to flag it because the comment period
will probably end soon after I do my episode. So if you want to comment and so much as that
matters anymore, I'll include a link. So in other news that has thus far wound up not really being
news, President Trump has declared, quote, economic deed day in his attempt to
end the war in Iran, win the war in Iran? So in theory, economic deed A is supposed to be a bunch of
what are called secondary sanctions. Secondary sanctions are not just sanctions on a country,
but are sanctions on any country that does trade with the first country, in this case Iran.
The specific focuses here are supposed to be, quote, cryptocurrency, technology, golds, aviation, and shipping.
Now, the issue here is that if you are going to do secondary sanctions against countries that trade with Iran, the actual largest target here would be China.
Now, reporters repeatedly asked Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who is nominally the person supposed to be running these sanctions, if he was going to name which countries there were going to be secondary sanctions against Bessonet refused repeatedly.
So these sanctions were supposed to begin later this week, but the administration has been, I don't know if slow walking them is the term, but they have refused to actually impose any. They are claiming that they are not imposing any because they are giving countries time to comply voluntarily. But as of Wednesday, August 26th, there have been no actual sanctions imposed. Every conceivable joke comparing this to D-Day has already been made.
Many actually buy the press corps in an unexpected bit of bravery.
There were several members of the press corps in various press conferences asked,
hey, so D-Day was a surprise and you're announcing this.
Can you explain this conflict and got a bunch of non-answer?
Maybe this is the giant inflatable set of sanctions that they are using to draw attention from the actual set of sanctions.
James, you unfortunately know.
significantly more about D-Day than every single person of this administration can buy so.
Oh my God.
It's a thing that they make you do when you're a British man in your 30s.
Yeah.
But if any sanctions actually come from this, we will let you know.
But as of Wednesday, August 26th, this is another failed attempt to win the war on Iran
that seems to have been called off before it began.
Speaking of tariffs,
So the other big piece of big tariff news is something that we talked about a few weeks ago,
which is the U.S.'s attempt to impose 50% tariffs on a broad swath of Canadian goods.
Ever since then, the U.S. and Canada have been in trade negotiations over these tariffs,
and these negotiations have completely fallen apart as Canada has walked away from the table.
Now, there are a bunch of reasons why these specific negotiations broke down completely.
I'm going to go through some of them.
One of the big ones is that one of the biggest sources of cross-border trade between the U.S. and Canada
is the fact that in a similar way to the U.S. in Mexico, there is a lot of cross-border trade
revolving around U.S. auto manufacturing, right, and Canadian auto manufacturing, a lot of, you know,
for General Motors, stuff like that.
A lot of trucks are produced in Canada.
The U.S. was negotiating, reducing the tariffs on Canadian automobiles to 15%.
But they were only doing this for cars and not trucks.
And so they wanted to leave the truck rate at 50%.
And there were a whole bunch of very, very fancy trucks that American consumers buy
and that Canada makes that would still have 50% tariffs.
Sure.
Yeah.
This is one of the things that normally,
when these kind of trade battles have happened before automotive stuff has been written out of them almost immediately because it's terrible for a bunch of American companies. But the administration was refusing to back down on this. And, you know, the Canadians walked out. They have wooden alcohol tariffs that are already in effect. There are going to be more tariffs coming on September 8th. More bafflingly, one of the big things that Trump has been on is trying to restart the Keystone XL.
pipeline? Yeah. Which Cardi is like, no, we're not doing this pipeline unless we get a better trade deal.
But then in a truly startling set of proposals, the U.S. wanted to be able to set Canadian steel tariff rates?
Sure. The nominal argument here is that the U.S. is trying to, like, quote unquote, stop the import, the flood of cheap steel from countries like China.
and they could only do this
if the Canadian steel tariff rate
matched the American steel tariff rate.
But the goal for this was
for the U.S. to be able to review
and set Canadian tariff rates
and make sure that they
match American tariff rates on other countries.
Which, this is the kind of stuff you do to a colony?
51st state.
Yeah.
Can't confirm. Very colonial thing to do.
Shocking from America.
I've never seen.
seeing the, like, a country do this?
Try to do this to another sovereign country, like Canada?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think we did this to a rock.
I've never, I've never seen anything like this.
It's bizarre.
The insistence that, like, yeah, we have any sort of say in their international policy
is de facto making Canada, trying to make Canada agree that they're a colony, right?
Yeah.
It's very weird the way this is being written about in the American press.
We're like, they're like, oh, well, this is a Canadian autops.
and sovereignty has become a political issue.
And, like, yes, obviously, there's no country on earth that would agree to this.
No.
Like, even the staunchest American, like, Saudi Arabia would not agree to let the U.S. dictate its tariff policy.
No.
It's absurd.
And this has managed to accomplish the absolutely staggering feat of uniting Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney with Doug Ford, the right-wing premier of Ontario.
Jesus Christ.
And also, because these people just hate winning, I don't have another explanation for this other than racism.
Canadian negotiators claimed that the U.S. was trying to intervene in Canadian policy about the digital promotion of French films, which is a direct attack on Quebec.
And a bunch of very, very important legal protections in Quebec about like the first.
French language. So they have somehow managed to unite a political coalition of
Doug Ford, the Quebecese separatists, and the ruling liberals, all of whom...
It's pretty insane. Unbelievable. They're just going systematically through every single
conceivable political bloc in Canada and pissing them off. So these negotiations obviously
collapsed. Obviously the Canadians walked away. Obviously,
there was almost total support in Canadian society for doing this.
Yeah.
No, Canadian nationalism is at like an all-time high.
Yeah.
This is really just carrying over the sort of trends that we saw in the last Canadian election
where Carney saved the liberals from like total, total and utter demise by feeding into this,
this sense of like nationalism.
Like, based on being under threat from Trump.
And the guy who was running for the conservative.
Prime Minister was too associated with Trump, and so that really hurt them. And it built this
really big coalition in Canada to push back against the conservatives as a way of pushing back
against Trump and really put forward the liberal party as this counterforce to Trump's America
and the attempted incursions into Canadian sovereignty, which Trump is still trying to do.
And it's impressive how much Carney's been able to hold on to that coalition.
while ruling, because it's been over a year now.
And stuff like this shows that it's, if anything, only, only, like, gotten stronger
in recent weeks during these negotiations.
Like, pulling together, Doug Ford, the Liberal Party, and the Quebuquer into one
new made a block is like an unprecedented piece of, like, national unity.
The fact that other Canadians are backing up the Quebecois after fucking Trump tried
to make restrictions that, like, the French language in Canada.
Like, that's nuts.
The fact that I'm going to be on the slide as a Midwest Canadian.
It's nuts.
Very impressive by Trump.
Yeah, and I think what's interesting about this, right, is that, like, you know,
throughout Canadian history, there's been a bipartisan series of debates that have cut across,
you know, like, as cut across every political party, there have been factions in both
about whether or the extent to which Canada was going to be sort of a branch-plant economy
of the United States.
And that's just over.
Everyone at this point has, you know, sort of unified and saying, no, we're not going to
continue doing this, you know, to sort of cap this off.
One of the demands from the Trump negotiators were that Canada would end this program
has been doing of the sort of bi-Canadian program where, you know, they've been doing
something that the U.S. also has been doing for ages of encouraging people and encouraging
government contracts to go to Canadian companies, which has been in.
intensified in response to sort of America. I mean, what I think inaccurately, and I can't believe I'm
saying this in regards to Canada as American imperial aggression, and Canadians have refused to do this,
and instead this has been intensifying attempts to sort of do whatever is possible to try to decouple
the U.S. and Canadian economies. Obviously, that's not something that's particularly possible
in a macro sense, just because of the reliance on both, you know, oil exports and also the way that
the auto sector is intertwined, but this has become economic policy in a way that would have
been unthinkable even like five years ago. In specific, like the Buy Canada campaign to
push for consumers just to buy products made either by Canadian companies or made in Canada
has been a massive success. Talking with my family in Canada about this, like this is penetrated
into all parts of the country, including like the conservative Alberta province where my
family lives where, yeah, this is like a big thing.
It's hard to understate how much of an impact that that has had in the country's consuming
habits in the past, like, year and a half.
Yeah, Trump has the ability to do this in an incredible number of countries, actually.
Like, he has created some fantastic alliances.
He's been great for the maple syrup business.
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From your mouth to God tears.
Not at the same time.
Maybe at the same time now.
Maybe that's all they have.
Carlos, welcome.
Hello.
What is your special segment for us this week on executive disorder?
There was an American colony segue that was hanging right there.
You're right.
You know what?
My bad.
From the soon-to-be colony of the U.S. Canada to the current colony, Puerto Rico.
On Wednesday, the U.S. Department of Agriculture declared that 26 out of the 78 municipalities,
in Puerto Rico were undergoing a drought disaster.
Per the AP, more than 33% of the archipelago is under extreme drought,
and another 40% is experiencing severe drought.
So I should say that this emergency declaration has been a long time coming,
and I wouldn't be surprised if it gets extended to other municipalities.
Puerto Rico has been experiencing pretty bad water problems since forever,
but they became particularly acute last year when more than half a million people lost water
because of a broken pipe.
Earlier this year, another break caused about 300,000.
thousand people to lose water more or less. In my area, which is kind of outside of the metro where
it's been most affecting, we lost water for about 10 days early in the summer. And now, because of a
mixture of aging infrastructure that hasn't been fixed and a continuing drought, it looks like
that might be the case again soon, at least we're stockpiling as much water as we can.
So to talk about the infrastructure problems real quick, part of it is really due to how bad the
system is we lose about 60% of the water produced. By the
local water utility before it gets to people's homes, which is...
Jesus.
It's become normal to us, but it's kind of crazy to say to other people, at least in my experience
when I've talked about it with others.
And quite a few of the reservoirs that feed us water have not been dredged in years.
Yeah, and part of the reason the drought is going on is because of the super El Nino,
which has been causing temperatures across pretty much the whole world to go up.
So I also want to talk about two pretty big investigations published by Outer.
abogado of injustice watch, one in collaboration with Wired and the other in collaboration with
the intercept. To kind of set the scene, Illinois has this thing called the Trust Act, which generally
prohibits law enforcement in Illinois from participating in immigration enforcement. This includes
not detaining or not continuing to detain any person based solely on whether they have an immigration
detainer. They are not supposed to, quote, assist in any capacity with an immigration agent's
enforcement operation unless required to by a judge's warrant or federal law.
Several other states have laws like this, essentially making them sanctuary states.
However, as Bogota writes, this hasn't really stopped local officials from collaborating with immigration enforcement.
In one case, a Riverton police officer ran the name of a 31-year-old immigrant for a law enforcement database due to a traffic infraction only to get a phone call from the FBI almost immediately.
The FBI agent was trying to see how he could help ICE detained the guy, the man who was stopped.
The solution came from an outstanding state warrant the man had out.
for him. The police officer technically was not detaining him on an immigration base, but the
outcome was the same. Perigado's reporting, since Trump came into office officials from at least 75
agencies across Illinois have collaborated with immigration officials by feeding them information.
This has led to at least 150 people being put into the immigration system throughout Illinois,
even though as a sanctuary state, it's ostensibly not supposed to do that. In another exchange
reported by injustice watch, a Tinley Park officer was asked by an ICE agent for, quote, unquote, lead data on a person the officer had stopped her speeding.
The officer responded with a bunch of information about the guy, including his address and phone number, and also told the ice agent that, quote, his crew is doing work in Tinley Park currently.
There are several examples of this kind of wink and nod collaboration by local officials with immigration enforcement for a variety of different ways, including emails or housing detained migrants at the request of the U.S.
marshals, then releasing them into ICE's hands.
The second story published by Baguallo is much the same, but focus on county prosecutor's
role in enforcing immigration law.
Per her story, quote, states attorney's office in one out of every six Illinois counties
acted as valuable assets of federal immigration enforcement, sharing sensitive personal
data about the people they were prosecuting without criminal warrants, public disclosure,
or legislative oversight, and with no accounting of how often it happened or who was
affected, end quote. Some of this came from simply answering when DHS agents came calling, while some
prosecutors volunteered information of their own volition. In Marion County, one assistant state's attorney
emailed the information of a man in a case he was prosecuting only for ICE to respond,
quote, we'll take care of it and detained him three weeks later outside his home, along with
his 17-year-old son. The same prosecutor, per injustice watch, emailed the same ICE agent within 20
minutes after flagging the first person saying, quote, I've got another potential.
It's worth noting that per Bogalo, more than half of Illinois state attorney's offices
said they had no record of contacts with ICE. However, what I wanted to highlight here was
that even in states, people would consider, quote unquote, safe because they're sanctuary states
or sanctuary cities. The mechanism of the state continues to collaborate with immigration
enforcement under the table. We've seen this in a bunch of places already, mainly for state,
local and municipal police officers doing this exact same type of thing across the country.
But the prosecutor's thing, as far as I know, is pretty new, especially at this scale that
Bogalo reported on, right? So this kind of wink and nod collaboration is likely happening
across the board in the United States, and we'll be hearing stories like this probably for years
to come. Yeah, I think, like, people should be aware, I guess. I just want to say really briefly
that like sanctuary jurisdiction laws are not necessarily doing what people think they are doing.
Like cops are going to cop.
Yeah, absolutely.
And you see this all the time with like when they put into, you know, the queries they put into flock,
when people look at their flock hot list and they just put like investigation or crime as the reason why.
Like that is what's happening there, right, when your jurisdiction tells you that these flock cameras
aren't going to be used for immigration.
When the cop just puts in investigation, you have no idea what it's being used for,
right. Yeah. Absolutely. And I should also flag that a bunch of sanctuary cities have specific
ways in which they'll collaborate with immigration enforcement. So for example, a big thing is
Operation Stone Garden where they use municipal, state, and local cops to patrol the border. And
sometimes, ostensibly, it's not supposed to be for immigration enforcement, but I'm pretty sure
that it's happened across the U.S. where it's being used to enforce immigration. Yeah, or like,
look at NDAs, right? Like,
that's in theory a trespass thing,
top of it being, I guess it's a federal trespass in that instance
because it's a military installation.
For a citizen, that would be like a trespass thing.
Yeah, there are a bunch of these ways.
The California Values Act has all these carve-outs in addition to,
like, as far as I'm aware, never having led to a prosecution.
These sanctuary city laws of a cop or a prosecutor or sanctuary jurisdiction laws,
like they don't have to.
teeth. Yeah. And insofar as Sanctuary City laws did anything under the first Trump administration,
it wasn't because of the laws themselves. It was because of the mass resistance to it. Yeah, we don't
fix this with sanctuary laws. And I think anyone who's telling you that that is the case is either,
like, lying to you or unaware. Exactly. I want to talk a little bit about some documents that
the deportation data project has obtained by Freedom Information Act request. And they show us some data
about ICE detentions.
One of the things they show is that ICE is focusing more and more
on people with no criminal record
rather than as a claim focusing on people with convictions.
As of July, the majority of ICE arrests
were people with no convictions and no pending charges.
This comes in the same week as the Fourth Circuit.
Post-Chevron ruled that if a person's criminal conviction
is vacated for any reason,
that eliminates immigration consequences coming from that conviction.
That will only be in the Fourth Circuit right now, right?
It was reported today in a few outlets that July had the highest number of ICE arrests, almost 50,000.
That's correct. Yeah, yeah. And it's very interesting. June saw the previous record, right? And then July, so an even higher record. Specifically, I'm looking at detention bookings there.
Okay. So it is possible that someone could be booked in having previously been detained once, right? Like, we can't sell more.
of these months. It's unlikely, but like Flores settlement governs detention of minors,
but I don't think there's a prohibition on re-detention under Flores, as I understand it.
So, yeah, as you said, these are the highest numbers that we've seen in this Trump administration.
The data set I was looking at goes back to 2022, but I would be shocked if there were pre-2020
numbers that were higher than this. So I think it's probably pretty safe to say these are the
highest numbers ever. Yeah. It's interesting to break it down by state, which I did. A lot of that
increase came in Texas and Florida. If you graph the number of bookings by state by
months, you see huge spikes in Texas and Florida. Texas has always been the highest, right? It's a
vast state and it's a large migrant population. You have support from local law enforcement.
But the Florida peak was particularly notable, as were Arizona and Georgia. California,
by contrast, it didn't go up as much. And I want to get in a little bit. I'm going to go through
some more data and tell us more about what this tells us about how.
ICE is going about things now. The number of people in detention is lower than its peak of January
this year. This is probably due to the all-time high number of book outs from detention in July.
The vast majority of those were removals. Some of them, people who bonded out, the vast bulk
of those are going to be removals. We can also see certain detention facilities growing in population,
notably Camp East Montana. A few months ago, I reported on the GAO report, Government Accountability
office report, which highlighted how terrible conditions were there.
As far as I know, it's still called Montana, not Montana.
I don't know if that's just they don't have the capacity to add accents or
maybe they're going for something else there.
Overall, this data shows that the ice surge in July was really huge.
And it shows us a little bit about this home and era approach, right?
They're not doing what Bovino did, which was gratuitously using violence and crowd control
and a highly visible militarized presence in blue states.
They are doing this in red states as well,
and they're doing it in a less sort of confrontational way.
Not that it's not confrontational to grab someone and tear their family apart.
Of course it is, right?
But Bovino was trying to manufacture media moments.
Yeah, less of a public spectacle, I guess.
Yeah, Bovino has been about the spectacle for years, right?
Like, he had, in the Biden administration,
He had social media people on his payroll in the El Centro sector, and video content creators.
So, like, Homer is going about this differently, but clearly he is very effective of what he is trying to do.
And it has been harder for people to oppose, said Pavino's, like, flood the city with Border Patrol guys and plague carriers approach.
DHS, OIG, that's the Office of the Inspector General of the Department of Homeland Security,
has also released a report this month detailing how the focus on deportations at all costs has impacted the first.
fentanyl market. So the report, which looked at how HSI, that's Homeland Security Investigations,
has used expensive technologies. Spoiler, it hasn't. Concluded that, quote, as ICE shifted
priorities towards immigration enforcement, HSI's level of effort on fentanyl declined from fiscal
years 2024 to 2025. Fentanyl investigations decreased by 24 percent, investigative hours
spent countering fentanyl decreased by approximately 30 percent, and fentanyl seizures decreased
by 39%. Indeed, there are fewer HSI agents doing fentanyl investigations now than they were
in some years under Biden, which is remarkable when you look at how massive the budget for DHS is,
right, and how aggressively they've been recruiting people. Well, no, James, they have to infiltrate
the Sunrise Movement meetings. That's more important for national security. They're sitting in
cars outside of memorials to Alex Pretti taking pictures. The report also looked at a school,
Raven, the N is lowercase, the rest is not. You could ask me why and I wouldn't be able to tell you.
It's a group of analytical tools. It stated that, quote, from fiscal years 2022 to 2025,
HSI spent more than 150 million developing the Raven platform. It was not widely used.
Most of the offices surveyed, abandoned using it altogether and complained that it, quote,
did not work and, quote, crashed. Hell yeah, it's like, we love to see it.
Yeah, it goes into, like, I think this is probably something that we can,
we're going to see more, right, as we continue, like,
massively inflating the budgets of these agencies,
that they will just do things that end up being, like, a bridge to nowhere.
But their attempt at some, like, highly sophisticated analytical tool platform
that would generate leads seem to have complete, well, it's failed.
They're not using it anymore.
That's interesting.
Something I did not mention in yesterday's episode about the ICE surveillance in Minnesota
is like DHS's use of Clearview AI to do some like analysis of suspects.
Yeah.
Which identified people with similar names but are different human beings in the Clearfue
AI reports when they were looking into anti-ice protesters.
Yeah, this is, maybe this is what led to the famous case of Olivia Rodrigo getting detained
at the border a few years ago.
It used to be humans detaining a second guy named John Smith on the Do Not Fly list.
Now it's automated.
Yeah, yeah.
Those people have lost their jobs, and it's very sad.
But yeah, they love to use AI, right?
They use AI in their surveillance towers at the border.
I'm sure we'll see a bunch of money thrown at AI shit
that will end up going nowhere in the next two years.
Yeah, and I would not be surprised if some of the budget increases
that they have received might go to some of the things
that I will discuss in the next segment after this ad break.
All right, we are back.
Let's return to our show's namesake because there's a big update on Trump's March executive order to restrict mail-in voting.
Earlier this week, the Supreme Court lifted one injunction blocking parts of this executive order.
But as of recording, there is another injunction in a separate case that still remains in place.
However, these injunctions relate to different parts of the same executive.
order. So the entirety of the order is not blocked by courts, and parts of it may now be able to go
into effect, possibly before the midterms. Let's start by talking about the injunction that the Supreme
Court just lifted. A group of 23 states sued the government over Trump's executive order on mail-in
voting for infringing on the state's authority to administer elections. A district court agreed and
blocked the executive order. But on Monday,
day, the conservative majority ruled 6.3 in a shadow docket unsigned ruling, finding that the states
and the lower court lacked the legal authority to block the executive order because no harms
have yet come as a result of the executive order. Basically, it was too soon to file a challenge
because the order hadn't yet gone into effect. Jesus Christ. And the plaintiffs had yet
to suffer any injury.
Yeah.
And like, that's the whole fucking point of the shadow docket.
Oh, my God.
It's based on the idea that the applicant faces serious, irreparable harm if the emergency
order is not granted.
Like, the main example of this is like if someone's facing execution on death row,
but under the logic of the conservative justices in this court ruling, such an inmate
wouldn't have the grounds to stay their execution because,
they haven't died yet.
It's completely bad shit.
This is not how these rulings usually work.
And having this ruling on the shadow docket itself is just like insults to injury.
The majority wrote that the state's supposed concrete injury was in fact only a, quote,
unduly long chain of inferences.
So this ruling from the Supreme Court will now allow DHS to create and say,
send quote-unquote state citizenship lists to each state 60 days ahead of upcoming federal
elections, cataloging each person in every state who DHS believes is eligible to vote.
Now, the Supreme Court does note that, quote, states are not required to use the lists,
unquote, but just the existence of these lists and the creation of them could be incredibly
troubling.
Of course, they could be used in the future.
but as like James has discussed,
like we do not have like a single like list of U.S. citizens.
And the idea that DHS might be trying to,
and in fact is now allowed to make such a list
for a specific purpose,
could have a lot of far-reaching ramifications,
even beyond like elections.
Yep. Yeah.
It's also important to know that as of the Supreme Court's new ruling,
the attorney general will now, quote,
prioritize the investigation and as appropriate,
the prosecution of state and local officials or any others who issue federal ballots to
ineligible voters. So even if states are not required to use these citizenship lists from
DHS, Trump is still effectively compelling states to follow these lists or else they could
face prosecution. Yep. In the ruling, the conservative majority wrote that the lower court
concluded states did suffer a present injury because it required them to quote,
begin planning now how to comply with the order, unquote.
But the Supreme Court stated that states, quote,
cannot manufacture standing merely by inflicting harm on themselves
based on their fears of hypothetical future harm
that is certainly not impending.
This is wild.
This is the wild thing to say that states are only suffering harm
because they're trying to figure out how to comply
with the order as written, and they're just doing that to themselves as opposed to that being imposed
from the president. Right. So the suggestion is that they would just be like, will not comply,
see you in court when this comes in, I guess. That will be how they should approach this.
And that is maybe what they are going to do going forward because there is now a new lawsuit,
which I will discuss in a second regarding some of these issues. Okay. And again, the whole
argument from the conservative court
is that basically no harm has
yet been done so they can't
file a challenge. However, because
this is a shadow docket ruling, the court did find
that this injunction
would
cause the government to likely
suffer irreparable harm
if the stay isn't granted.
I love our just like
cartoon Calvin Ball
ruling legal bodies.
It's one of the most cartoon
rulings I've looked at.
We've looked at a lot of cartoon rulings this year.
Yeah, that's almost the only rulings we get anymore.
Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah.
Now, the court does note, quote,
the court's disposition of this application does not mean that any measure
taken by the government to implement the order will necessarily be lawful.
On that score, time will tell.
But the order itself does not harm the states,
so the district court lacks justification to bar the government from trying to implement it,
unquote. So they admit that in the implementation of this executive order, it might violate the
constitution, right? The government, the federal government might violate laws, but just the order as
written can't do anything because it's just text. It can't actually do anything. So you can't
challenge it. So that's all bad. But let's let's talk about the other half of this. So this ruling did not
address the part of the executive order requiring the post office to review the eligibility of voters
before sending them an absentee ballot. And there's a separate injunction by the same lower court
judge blocking the Postal Service from implementing their proposed rule change in accordance
with Trump's executive order. This executive order directed the Postal Service to, quote,
initiate a proposed rulemaking. That includes several quote unquote proposed provisions,
including a new requirement that outbound absentee ballots feature a unique barcode to facilitate
tracking, and Trump told the Postal Service to not mail any ballots to people who are not on
a list of eligible U.S. citizen voters. Now, in the Supreme Court's ruling on that other injunction,
the conservative majority wrote, quote, if the Postal Service's final rule harms the states,
they may challenge that rule. And well, well, well, last Friday, the Postal Service,
outlined and published their new final rule.
Quote, the rule introduces new mail piece preparations requirements and data reporting standards
for federal ballot mail that must be satisfied prior to presenting outbound federal ballot mail
for acceptance into the mail stream, unquote.
So the new rule requires states to use standardized mail-in ballot envelope designs
to be compatible with automated processing, to display a consistent election mail logo,
and an intelligent mail barcode.
State and local election officials
will also have to use a new federal ballot mail portal
to administer absentee ballots.
And this portal will be used for two things.
This is like a digital portal.
State officials will use the portal to certify the design
of their new envelopes in accordance with the new requirements
and must provide the name and address of the voter
as found on the outbound federal mail ballot envelope, the issuing state, and the barcode on the
outbound and return federal ballot mail envelopes prior to presenting an outbound federal ballot
mailing for acceptance. So that's the data. States have to submit to the Postal Service.
It is a name, address, the barcode, and the state. That does not go as far as what Trump's
executive order wanted the Postal Service to go.
but this is going to be a new step or at least a new process to do some of the same steps that have
already been kind of been done in like an ad hoc manner. And rather than this following a 60-day
deadline as set in Trump's executive order, the Postal Service's final rule contains an optional
90-day notice for states to tell the Postal Service that they'll be using mail-in ballots,
and a recommended 30-day soft deadline to upload voter data into this new portal before the Postal
Service will accept any mail-in ballots. And importantly, if states do not follow the new proposed
rulemaking, the Post Office just will not accept mail-in ballots. Quote, the Postal Service will
generally not accept to outbound federal ballot mailings unless compliance with the rule's new standards
has been verified, meaning they have to upload that data into the portal and have these new envelopes.
Now, the rule does note, quote, the Postal Service will not play any role in determining voter
eligibility, maintaining voter rules, or counting ballots, unquote. So they're not directly, as of how
this rule is written, they're not going to be directly reviewing citizenship lists when they
receive those ballots, but they will have the name and the address and the state and the barcode.
And even if the Postal Service themselves will not be verifying eligibility, that doesn't mean
Trump officials who won't ever use this new centralized mail-in-ballot portal database for other
purposes in the future. The published final rule says that the post office is ready to implement
this rule after the government obtains timely relief from the lower court injunction in preparation
for the 26 election, which has yet to happen as of recording. But on Wednesday morning,
a few hours ago, 23 states have sued over the final rule, over this new rule, as the Supreme
Court told them they could once this rule was published. So again, this rule does not go as far as
what Trump wanted, but it does open the door for certain things. And combined with the DHS
citizenship lists and the Attorney General being able to prosecute people who do not essentially
follow those lists at the state level, this could be combined with.
with aspects of Trump's executive order to make mail-in voting more difficult and introduce very, very, very severe penalties for states that don't follow what the executive order is outlining.
Yeah, this is great.
This has been part of the project for a while, right?
Like, yeah, attacking elections has been the thing that has been like the cost of entry into the Republican Party.
Yeah, since 2020.
They hate the idea of people voting.
Yeah, like a free and fair election is something you have to be opposed to.
Like, that's the most disgusting thing that a conservative can imagine today.
Yeah.
I'm sure, like, if I had to guess, we will see a lot more visible ice stuff.
Again, give it a couple months, you know, right before the election, I wouldn't shock me at all.
Yeah.
Quick update here.
After recording, a federal judge lifted that final injunction blocking parts of Trump's executive order.
So now the administration is fully cleared to implement aspects of that order.
ahead of the midterms. That new 23 state lawsuit will target the Postal Service's final rule,
which can now be implemented following the lifting of the injunction. For our last section,
let's turn to the U.S. military. Let's start with Carlos. The oceans around the U.S. have once
again become killing fields because the U.S. military carried out two strikes against vessels in the
Pacific and the Caribbean that it alleges, without publishing any proof, were trafficking drugs.
The first strike was in the Pacific on Sunday, and it was the first one of these strikes in roughly
two months. Meanwhile, the second was in the Caribbean on Tuesday. Per the Guardian, this brings a total
to 68 strikes with an overall death toll of at least 227 people since the strikes began in September
of last year. These strikes come at the same time as the U.S. announced that Colombia, Guatemala, and
Honduras agreed to allow joint military operations against criminal groups on their soil.
It's worth noting that, per the guardian, Guatemala denied reaching such a deal.
Ecuador launched these operations earlier in March, and right before we started recording,
the Ecuadorian police announced that it had dealt a, quote, strong blow against organized crime
through operations, Factoria and Jericho, with international cooperation of the DEA and Southcom
that led to the arrest of 43 people.
Robert, do you want to close this out?
Yeah. So as I'm going to guess, everybody remembers, about six months ago, Iranian strikes
crippled a U.S. base in Bahrain and damaged a major logistics hub. This is part of why the Abraham Lincoln
has been running short of supplies and has been just out of a bunch of stuff because they had to redirect and move supply.
We talked about this last week to the base in Diego Garcia. One of the other things that happened
after that base in Bahrain was struck is that the U.S. Navy found themselves planning a hasty evacuation for roughly
1,300 family members of servicemen and women, as well as civilian employees of the Department
of Defense that worked at the base. If you aren't super familiar with how the U.S. military's
overseas footprint works, we've got a shitload of bases all over the world, and those bases
all fall into two broad groups. You've got ones that are large and safe enough for soldiers
to bring their families and to host large numbers of full-time live-in civilian employees,
and you've got bases that are considered too close to the action for all of that to be safe.
These DOD communities of civilians are like little chunks of suburban America transplanted to locations across the globe.
They have their own schools, bars, clubs, and grocery stores.
Most of my family grew up around the airbases that we have on Okinawa.
And even during the Vietnam War, there was never any chance that people living there would come into direct danger,
unless like there was a nuclear war, but then who gives the fuck?
Iran, however, has the ballistic missile capacity in order to strike these bases.
And this has been the case for years, for a long time.
They've been able to hit these bases in Bahrain and other parts.
the Middle East that they've been heading lately, but they've restrained themselves historically because
in previous iterations of this conflict, both sides abided by certain lines and rules. Trump threw
the whole playbook out, and it turns out that none of our facilities within missile range of Iran
were hardened and ready to be shot at by missiles. There had not been, and it would have been extremely
expensive to do that for all these bases, and nobody really thought it was necessary. And even when
we started a war with Iran and knew that there was a chance they were going to start retaliating,
there were so much arrogance within the administration about both our missile defenses and about Iran's lack of capability that I don't think they thought it was possible that we would get struck in any meaningful way.
So the evacuation from Bahrain was chaotic and poorly executed.
Laura Cortay reported on this in an August 21st article for Stars and Stripes, which is a newspaper owned by the Department of Defense that is at least on paper editorially independent.
And we'll talk a little bit more about that later.
But from that article, quote,
early in the war, a mass text message went out to evacuees directing them to contact the Navy Marine Corps Relief Society, a nonprofit that aims to assist military families during emergencies.
However, when one spouse called the phone number listed in the announcement, they were connected with a National Bank of Canada, the spouse said.
They give you an idea of just how piss poor the planning was.
Like, no one checked.
I'm guessing they probably had some AI, like, throw shit together for people.
But nobody was, like, prepared to evacuate these people.
And even once they knew they had to, nobody took the...
to make sure that these folks got correct information, right?
And I'm not asking you the listener to sympathize with a bunch of families of servicemen and
women who are, again, participating in an illegal war against Iran.
What I am asking you to do is look at what this says about the lack of planning and understanding
of what we were getting into when Trump and his crony started this war, right?
Here's another quote from that article.
Some evacuees say they have spent tens of thousands of dollars out of pocket for basic living
expenses. Others are sleeping on the floors of temporary housing while their cars and furniture
are stranded in Bahrain or aboard ships unable to leave the region. Many say the prolonged
displacement has taken an emotional toll and worry about its long-term effect on their
family's financial and emotional well-being. We literally have been making this up as we go,
because nothing is conceived to go on for this length of time. Vice Admiral Kurt Rinshaw,
commander of U.S. Naval Forces Central Command, said on Wednesday at a virtual town meeting,
when you've got the commander of U.S. Naval Forces Central Command being like, well, we're making
up the Evac plan and how to take care of these people as we go because we never thought that
we would have to care about this. That's a bad fucking sign, right? So U.S. Naval Forces Central
Command or Nabsent was based in Bahrain, right? That's where their headquarters were. And we've had
to move the HQ. I think it's floating right now. But none of the civilian staff who are
critical to keeping it going are working wherever they've got it right now. And it's unclear
where they're going to relocate to because, again, nobody knows fucking anything because they
didn't plan for any of this.
Furthering the confusion, the Washington Post recently reported that top Pentagon officials
are currently considering a massive drawdown of U.S. military presence in the Middle East
after the war ends.
Now, I find this interesting because this reporting came out the exact same time,
Trump started threatening slash promising to make the Strait of Hormuzza U.S. territory
and charged tolls, which would obviously necessitate and expanded U.S. presence in the region.
Sure.
This report was put together by people within the Pentagon.
who were kind of acting on their own recognizance.
They were not ordered to do this.
So this is basically a result of people who are somewhat smart in the Pentagon going,
we cannot maintain all these bases with the increased level of hostility
and knowing that Iran now can and will strike them.
We need to reduce our capacity because we cannot defend all of these bases
or keep them safely operational.
Whereas Trump is just blasting off, and we're going to take the straight and hold it.
So you have inside the Pentagon people saying we absolutely cannot hold on to all of our
current possessions in the Persian Gulf, and Trump just sort of making whatever fucking statements
he wants to make.
Per the Washington Post, one of the key areas the Defense Department is assessing is whether to
pull back troops from the Persian Gulf, where America's large overseas military bases have
been battered for months by Iranian strikes.
And the damage to these facilities has prompted a once-in-a-generation chance for the Pentagon
to reconsider its presence in the region.
The Defense Department has already signaled that it might not rebuild bases as they wore before
the conflict.
Now, again, this review was not ordered by Pete Hegesath.
This is the thinking of sober and prudent people who remain at the Pentagon, and they have to do it on their own because they know that none of their bosses are going to order this, right?
If it becomes immediately obvious that, oh, we actually have to do a drawdown, they'll get the order like they did with the evacuation of Bahrain, and they'll just be told to figure it out suddenly.
So people are trying within the Pentagon to make sure they have a fucking plan together, knowing that no one in charge is going to plan things out properly.
And there's a lot of funny quotes from that article.
I'm going to read another here.
Before the start of the war in February, U.S. Central Command evacuated many of its bases,
judging them too vulnerable to Iranian missiles and drone attacks to maintain normal staffing levels.
Some of the shifts away from the major Gulf facilities might last after the war, a person familiar
with the posture adjustment said.
Iran thinks we are in the traditional places, the person said, declining to specify the changes
so as to not put U.S. service members at risk, and we are not.
And then the article immediately goes on to say,
six U.S. service members were killed in a March strike on Port Shweba,
of military facility in Kuwait, and more than 200 U.S. facilities haven't damaged to destroy
during the conflict.
I just find that clash between,
well, we moved our stuff before the war,
so Iran doesn't know where our stuff is.
You know, they think that we're one place
and we're in the other,
and it's like, well, then they hit and killed
and wounded a bunch of guys
because actually they had a pretty good idea
of where we were.
Yeah.
I was just thinking, as you mentioned,
those bases around,
but I don't know if you saw this tweet,
Ziet, maybe we're supposed to call it,
like Barry McCaffrey,
who was like, I don't know.
What's a U.S. general commanded U.S. forces,
like thinking that the first war in the Persian Gulf, right?
Right, right.
In my judgment, the U.S. armed forces have probably permanently lost access to 15 Persian Gulf bases.
Iran now poised to control access to the Gulf states.
U.S. will have to negotiate new access into Western Saudi Arabia, Israel, southern Europe.
Like, God, that's bad.
It's sometimes just so revelatory to pull out and be like, like, fish is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, a change in the global order of things.
Yeah, exactly.
The age of uncontested U.S. hegemony is over, and it was ended for absolutely no reason.
other than a bunch of people hate Iran
and thought they could just instantly win a war.
Yeah, like we wound up to take a haymaker
and ended up missing and falling over and hitting our head.
It's like fighting analogy.
Yeah, it is kind of funny to think that like the British Empire lost
its largely uncontested power and wealth in a lot of areas
because there was like a nightmarish war
that cost millions and millions of people their lives.
And Britain burnt a shitload of its treasure
and young men fighting it.
And there was another war not that long later in just the day.
And whereas the U.S. was just like, I don't know, what if we just shoot ourselves in the dick for no reason?
Let's see if that were.
Swing and amiss.
It's great.
The patterns of empire.
Yeah.
And that Stripes article is just there's, I'll read one last quote from it, just for an idea of like what this is doing to the families of these people.
One spouse of an active duty sailor who requested anonymity for fear of reprisal said the repeated displacement has traumatized her children.
The family first fled to a U.S. base in Germany where donations from the donations from the
local military community helped them set up a temporary household. They were later told they had to
relocate again, this time to the United States. She said her kids are developing serious behavior
issues as a result of the move, and that the youngest now barely recognizes her husband during
video calls. This is all really bad. There's a lot of ugly quotes in that article, and again,
this is a Defense Department-owned newspaper. Within hours of that Stripes article being published,
the Pentagon went after the supposed editorial independence of Stars and Stripes. They basically
wound up firing the editor-in-chief, the publisher and the reporter who wrote that article,
Laura Cortay. The editor who stood by Laura is Eric Slaven. I think that's why he lost his job
because he refused to throw her under the bus. And I do applaud them both for doing the right thing.
But that is also noteworthy that Stripes has always had a degree of independence. They have
reported on things. The Pentagon, the DoD didn't want them to because they're reporting on, like,
actual issues that, like, troops and their families are facing, you know, and, you know, that's
an important thing for that community to have. And one thing that signals is that that does not
exist anymore. No degree of independence can be allowed when it threatens the propaganda.
Anyway, that's what I got. Good stuff. Carlos, where can people find more of your journalism online?
You can find me pretty much on every social media platform. My ad is Vacero 2-X-L. It's V-A-Q-U-E-R-O-2-X-L.
And on it could happen here. Yeah. As well as it could have,
happen here. That is true. I forget that, but yes, I just spoke with James about U.S. colonialism.
Yeah. How it started. And now it looks like it might be ending. We'll see.
We're pivoting in a different direction. Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, what a hard-warded story. I guess there is hope for the future.
That's what we do here at CoolZone Media. That's what we do. Yeah, if you want to email us,
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I think that's an offset.
Yeah, this is not the place to flirt with people or,
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Tell us your conspiracy theories.
All right, episodes done.
No, don't tell us your conspiracy theories.
No, Robert.
Oh, that's going to be a tough.
That's going to be horrible.
Send all your conspiracy theories to add James Stouch.
Do you know how much of your fucking work already?
Anyways, put Transco on your couch.
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