Behind the Bastards - Part Four: Vince McMahon, History's Greatest Monster
Episode Date: May 25, 2023Robert walks Seanbaby and Tom through Vince McMahon's betrayal of Andre the Giant, rape allegations, and the murder he may have helped cover up. As a bonus, Jesse Ventura tries to unionize the WWF. Be...hind the Bastards is once again funding the Portland Diaper Bank! You can donate here to make sure families suffering financial hardship have one less thing to worry about: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ah24n-btb-fundraiser-for-pdx-diaper-bank?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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history because they're kind of inextricable.
And you know who else is inextricable?
My guests on this episode, Tom Reiman and Sean Riley, aka Sean Baby.
How are you both doing today?
Oh, so ready for some Vince.
Yeah, that is so true. I cannot be extracted.
That's right.
That's right.
You both had blood tests recently.
The show blood infection.
Yeah.
You are deficient in vitamin V.
Oh, for Vince.
Make me with that fits.
Yeah.
Anyway, here we go.
So as Vince Jr. remade wrestling in his own image, he knew that he was going to remake
the popular image of wrestlers.
His dad's most recent big star, the man who had sold out matches and ignited imaginations
throughout the 70s, was one of the all-time coolest people to ever live on this planet.
Andre the fucking giant.
And I thought you were going to say. Brutus
the barber beef kick. No, no, no, no. Fucking Andre, man, we are. I'm so excited. I am so excited
to talk about Andre the giant. Oh, there's lots of stories.
Boss. What do we want to do? What do we want to do? So born Andre Renee Rusimoff in 1946 Andre had gigantism caused by too many growth hormones
which kind of as a young kid, you know, he's he's a normal size, but like once he kind of hits,
you know, gets into his late teens, I think he starts to grow and just never stops like he's growing
until the day he dies. It's part of why he dies, right? Because his, his organs can't really keep up with how big he is.
Um, he winds up kind of at his height being about seven foot four.
Um, normally, I think most of his wrestling career is about 450 pounds, kind of by the end.
He's like 520.
Um, he's, he's a very large man.
He is, he is a massive dude.
Um, I think he listed him at 700 on someone else's play.
Yeah, it, it, look, it's credible.
If you saw Andre the giant, someone said that man weighs 700 pounds.
You go, yeah, man, I don't know, sure.
Yes, they always, they always increase those numbers, but yeah.
But, but he is massive.
I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, you, you would believe, I believed that he was 700 pounds.
Sure.
It scans.
Um, now Andre is a very bright guy.
He's a really smart kid.
He's very good at math.
It's interesting.
When he's in primary school, he does really well in math.
And some of the adults around him are kind of surprised
when he doesn't continue his education at 14,
but he's like, I'm not supposed to be a smart person.
I'm just gonna work on a farm.
It was kind of noted by people around him at the time
that he very easily did the work of four men.
And one thing you have to know,
when you look at Andre, his most famous
kind of cultural touchstone is obviously
the movie Princess Bride.
That is near the end of his life.
He is not in great health in that movie.
Kind of very famously in that scene
when Princess Buttercup leaps into his arms,
they actually had to have her on strings or something
so that the weight was not put on his back
because he was in such bad shape.
He was sick at that point in his life.
At the height, when he is a young man
and is 18, early 20s and stuff, Andre is jacked. And not just a huge man, he's a young man and is, you know, 18, you know, early 20s and stuff. Andre is jacked.
And not just a huge man, like he's a big guy, you know, and the Andre most people know.
If you watch videos of young Andre, he is both swole and seven foot four.
Some of the shit, some people will write that like he was not a great technical wrestler.
He was just good at kind of presenting himself and he was entertaining.
I don't think that's fair.
I've watched videos of him wrestling as a young man
and he can do shit.
He's picking up like 250 pound dudes
and throwing them one handed across the fucking ring.
He is leaping and landing onto people
with his entire body weight and not killing them.
That's a technical skill.
Right, that's a tech and boss.
Yeah.
Um, he is,
and he's mesmerizing.
Like young Andre has to just lie.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Anyone's saying he wasn't a good wrestler.
No, no wrong.
He's, he's,
he's incredible.
Yeah.
They only saw 80s Andre.
Yeah.
If you say that,
and then he was pretty mesmerized.
There, there's some pretty,
really, really 80s.
He's got some, but it's, it's also, you know, it's one of pretty massive. There's some pretty early 80s.
He's got some, but it's also, you know, it's one of those things as a kid, I guess I knew
that his like nickname was the eighth wonder of the world watching young Andre wrestle
dudes.
Like it is awe inspiring.
It's like watching a fucking hurricane.
Like it is like I don't think it's an exaggerate.
He's amazing.
Big Andre the giant fans, it sounds
like all around the table to day.
Oh, yeah, he's great.
So it is true, obviously, you know, as he gets older, especially his mobility issues
mean that he can't handle, and he's never really, he's never able to do like the leaping
off the turnbuckle stuff, because he's, he is, you know, too big for some things. He
is very skilled.
Anyway, Andre is such a big hit for his dad that Vince Jr. is like, I want this guy,
but more so.
So the first thing he does is he keeps Andre the giant traveling more than ever in the
early 1980s.
I don't think there's a man in America who puts together the air miles this man does.
He's said about Andre in 1983. He's traveling every day. Two weeks ago, he was in Japan. He's everywhere. Lucky for us,
his IQ is as large as his body. He travels most of the time on his own. Does everything for himself.
There are guys who have to have someone with them all the time. I don't think any general manager
in a sport says he has a larger, can say he has a larger collection of a centric than we do.
But not Andre. He'll always be there when you need him.
And this is real genius.
He can book his own plane tickets.
It is like one of the say, like obviously Andre did love, I think love the job, love
doing it.
These flights are nightmares for him.
One of the things I guess he can't, yeah.
He literally couldn't fit in the airplane bathrooms.
They had to like put a curtain aside and let him like go into a bucket when he was on
long haul flights because there was like, you can't fit Andre the giant.
They would fly low and ask you so that they could open a window that she's pressed
right in the plane.
Just put the window.
He's just hanging out.
Hey, I'm don out the emergency exit.
Here you go.
He destroyed four American cities that way.
Yeah.
And nine Japanese ones.
He was kind of known for being like the boss.
Like that's what other wrestlers called him was the boss in the locker room.
And one of the kind of the things with Andre was he was really the only guy in the business
who would never lose, right?
If Andre is in a match, he's going to win the match.
And one of the things that kind of,
like, and still everyone wanted to wrestle him,
because like if you're a big regional wrestler,
you want to wrestle, you want to lose to Andre the giant
and just lose well, because that can make your career,
right?
Just fighting him can make your career,
because he's fucking Andre the giant.
Now, the sheer ferocity of Andre's travel schedule
and the social demands of Starratham
wore him down over time, as did his lifestyle.
Being massive, he ate incredibly huge meals, but he also drank an estimated 7,000 calories
of beer and wine per day.
At one point, he got into a contest with an Olympian named Chris Taylor that ended with Taylor tapping out at 126 bottles of beer and Andre drinking more than 147.
That's too much beer.
That is too much beer.
Honesty here, what's the most beer either of you have ever drank?
Like, say like a day.
Yeah, I mean, maybe like 30, you know?
And that was like, that was intense.
That was like regretted in three days.
I've had 26 before.
I've never gotten to.
I think I've been in the 20s.
Yeah.
So we all understand that that that's like a one time
in your life you drink like a quarter of what Andre
did kind of.
Yeah, yeah.
And it and you and it hurts you for possibly years.
It's one of those things that you kind of,
you have to do it when you're like 25,
because like your limits, you know?
I couldn't do that now.
No, no, no, no, no, I never wake up.
It'd be real sad if we all did it now, but.
Yes.
Like a twice in your life, you've got a party.
You've got to test the limits of your party.
Look at that event horizon of alcoholism.
You must taste the oblivion of partying.
Yeah.
And with Andre, you know, part of why he drank so much is just that like it affected him
less than it does, people who are not seven foot four giants.
And part of it was he was in a horrible pain because his body was far too large for his
back and his knees.
Yeah.
So even for Andre, there's some sadness behind those stories.
Yeah, there is some, now there's some funny stories too, because like, so one of, like,
when kind of Andre is, this is in kind of the mid 80s when he's sort of at his, near
his, near his, at or near his height as a, as a famous wrestler, he and Arnold Schwarzenegger
become friends.
And this is like peak body, almost peak body building Arnold.
A little bit passive.
The monster and covenants, Troyer.
Yeah, exactly.
So the two of them go out like drinking and have a meal one night.
And at the end of the dinner, they have a fight over who's going to pay.
And Arnold tries to be like, I'm going to pay.
And Andre the giant picks him up, picks up Arnold Schwarzenegger and sets
him in the eve of a window above them so that he can go pay. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like carrying a cat out of the room. Exactly. You had to call the final part of the party.
It's a naked.
He'd be down and scared.
He was so cool.
He's the coolest.
He went out with the stilt that night,
because he was an incumbent destroyer.
Yeah, you have to assume,
so you have to assume they just drank all of the liquor
in that small town.
Oh, man.
That must have been cool.
That must have been a cool night.
Yeah.
So by the time Vince takes over, he's already starting to look for Andre's replacement.
Andre is probably the biggest name in wrestling or close to it.
It tied with a couple of other guys.
But he's also, he's old.
He's not able to move the way he was.
It's kind of clear that he's on the downswing of his career.
Vince finds Andre's replacement and a young man named Terry Balea.
Now Terry was just in his 20s when he'd started wrestling for the WWF, a child of the 1950s
and of a dirt poor neighborhood in Port Tampa, Florida.
Terry loved wrestling as long as he could remember.
His favorite wrestler as a kid was Billy Graham,
who is the younger brother of Vince's mentor, Dr. Jerry Graham,
which is pretty cool.
I do love that the Gramps had such an impact.
Young Terry was particularly drawn to Billy
because of his larger than life physique,
including improbable 22 inch biceps.
These muscles were the product of steroids,
as Billy was among the first generation of wrestlers to get really into that shit. He evangelized
them to other wrestlers, saying, you can feel your body stretch, just lay in bed and you'll
feel yourself grow.
So, that's great. Good stuff.
What? Okay, muscle wizard.
Okay. Yeah.
So Terry started.
So Terry started.
I'm infected with strength.
So Terry started.
Yeah, I'll shout out of your chest.
Like a little creature.
So Terry starts wrestling small time in Florida.
Graham notices his skill and he buys him a drink one night in Tampa and and Bolia stated what everyone else knew by now. He's like, yeah, guys aren't breaking into
the big leagues of wrestling anymore without chemical assistance. Yeah. And so young Terry
is like, hey, I know that you kind of need to be roided out to some extent. You have to
be larger than life to make it in this business now. What should I do to take my career to the next level? And Graham is like, you should take Diana Ball and Windstrawl and then chase
them with Valium because that's what I do. Great. Great. He's going to get some real like, you
know, you got to get out there and grind, you got to try your best, but no, he's like, no, take this.
Yeah. Can you have a little muscle growth? If you have any space in your ass that isn't drugs, you're doing it wrong.
Like, fill that butt.
So within the WWF, the task of handing out steroids went to an osteopathic doctor named
George Zohorian.
He'd started as a house doctor for the McMahon's League and then became one of the chief state
athletic representatives for Pennsylvania. He was required to examine every wrestler to see if they were healthy enough to perform.
The allegation made later was that Vince, who was alleged to be a stellar steroid user himself,
would not so subtly encourage wrestlers to get bigger. This didn't take much of a push since it
was obvious that only the monsters got the choice.. So, doctors are Hori and would go through wrestlers one by one to check them out.
He brought a doctor bag full of steroids, painkillers, and valium with them and would ask,
is there anything else you would like?
If it isn't here, I can get it for you and send it to you.
I honestly cannot imagine a more corrupt job than WWE F house doctor.
No, you just say that and you're like, there's not a person in the world that doesn't
immediately know what that means.
I will note, there are, this is not an allegation that Vensor the WWF broke any laws because
steroids are not illegal at this point, right?
Sure, right.
Like this is like, by just handing them out like candy, you're not necessarily breaking
the law as a doctor.
No, maybe that's a credit goes the Democratic, you know, we can argue that on a personal level,
but this is not like illegal drug dealing in the 80s, right? Listen, it's, it's my sworn
oath to make every one of these wrestlers asses as hard as a concrete dip. So Terry
Bolie, that is, That is, that is Sean.
That's why Peter hates statues so much.
Every one of them, even the ones not of horses.
Look, right.
You go to the Washington Monument, that's full of horses.
It is horses all the way up that side of the house.
That's just 58,000 horses stacked on top of each other.
That's what happened to all of the horses from the south that we captured in the Civil War.
That's how we punish them.
So Terry Bolivian.
You're a trail will be remembered by the horse.
It would be very America if we just punished the horses for the first time.
Just punished the horses.
Well, there wouldn't have been a war if they hadn't carried them there.
There were no horses were no angel.
Tell it to God.
So Terry Bolia is going to become the poster child of the success that steroid use could
bring one of Vince's wrestlers.
He could not have succeeded in the business during an earlier era.
Hulk Hogan, as he came to be known,
was not a good technical wrestler.
He never gets very good at the technical stuff.
He's good at number one, he's a good performer
and that he's like good at presenting
an appealing personality to the fans.
And he's good at being a gigantic muscle freak, right?
Matches with him had to be kind of scripted to avoid
some of the choreography
that guys like Brett Owen could have done, right? Or Brett Hart could have done.
Yeah, you know, he's no hockey top man. Yeah, yeah, he just, he's simple.
He was pretty great. Yeah, he, again, wrestling is, this has always been the case. We talked
about this in that earlier age.
You don't have to be a great technical wrestler to be a good wrestler.
It's different kind of things.
Hogan, though, a lot of his early success comes from the fact that he is just so fucking big.
10 years after their meeting, superstar Graham met Hogan again at WrestleMania three, and
he later told Inside Edition, we went off to a shower stall and Hogan pulled down his
wrestling tides. I injected him with 600 milligrams of testosterone in the right buttock. He had scar tissue on his butt from so many injections over the years and it was hard to shove the needle in.
She's got that leathery dinosaur skin. He does have skin like a fucking leather jacket. Like he has the complexion
of Indiana Jones's jacket. He's sunny. They had that bit where they said he had the skin
of a hot dog. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect analysis. Yeah. It's a deal. So by the late 1980s,
Hogan was the WWF's biggest star. Andre still drew crowds, but his body was by now very much failing him.
Vince became aware that his former main draw was on the way out.
Now previously, Andre had been treated like a supernatural force.
No one was ever allowed to actually beat him, and again, careers were made by just getting
hits in against the giant.
He was beloved.
He was cheered every time he came on.
He was kind of the ultimate babyface.
But now Vince engineered a storyline to turn him into a heel.
Andre was somewhat uncomfortable with the whole turn, but Vince executed it effectively,
having the giant betray Hogan and turning him into an object of disdain for the audience.
At WrestleMania 3, they cheered as for the first time, Andre was beaten in the ring
by Vince's new Golden boy, O'Cogan.
From here, Andre's career descended rapidly and his last match is where he was a desperating
series of villainous appearances.
For the first time in his life, he was booed and jeered as he entered the stadium and
experienced that his friends say caused him some amount of anguish as his body continued
to fail him.
Now, yeah, making a big sweet man feel bad is given the crimes this guy commits
is low on the list of inspic man evil. But the way this all goes down says a lot about
him. I found a documentary. There's a documentary, came out in 2018 by Bill Simmons, just titled
Andre the Giant. I have a lot of criticisms of the documentary. There's a degree of white
washing in it that's that's pretty significant. But they get vents to talk for it. And there's a moment in this that is extremely revealing.
And I'm going to be around the boys and socializing and things like that, I'm stuck
here in North Carolina and how it's responsible for the fact that business was going, and
everybody else was going, I'm glad.
I'm pretty more or less wanted to find me, you know, and presented me a bit because
I knew the business was going to come on about him.
I think I'm not really presented that a little bit too, This time was up to him, you know.
And I was going to continue on. And sometimes it can even be situation whereby what you used
me the longer when I was not raised present, the harder was it this loving warm admiration
to be after each other. It wasn't there. Now, there's something real telling about that because he's characterizing something
that is a normal practice in wrestling where you can't stay on top forever.
The guy on top has to pass the belt on to the next guy who's going to be on top.
That's just how the business works.
However, events in this clip is ignoring the fact
that Andre's career is ending
because Andre is literally dying.
Like this is a unique situation.
Like you didn't have to put the strap on Hogan like that
by making Andre end his career as a bad guy.
So that's so man.
It's so there's also like,
there's no real fucking way to spend this.
Andre hates me and there's a lot of good reasons
for him to hate me.
And yeah, I really kind of told him.
There's also that very beginning line
where he's like, Andre was like, he had no value
and then he appauses a second and goes to himself.
To himself. That's how Vince feels. Can't wrestle no more value. And he has to a second and goes to himself to himself.
To himself.
That's how Vince feels.
Can't wrestle no more value.
And he has to be like, oh no, do himself.
He had no value.
Let me fix it.
He's worthless and has no self esteem.
All right.
Fix it.
That's for your legacy, my good friend.
What a piece of shit.
What if you think that was.
Jesus, Andre wasn't drawing anymore.
She says, Andre wasn't drawing anymore. So...
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But there was something else in Andres,
the fact that Andrei in his late life seems to have hated Vince McMahon, something else besides
the fact that he'd been made into a heel, because Andrei was very close to one of the earliest
actual crimes that Vince has been accused of committing. Rita Chatterton was born in Albany
in 1957, and she fell in love with wrestling as a little kid
through her little brother Christopher.
He was obsessed with the past time, and his life ambition was to go into wrestling.
But in 1979, he died in a tragic car accident.
Rita decided to become professionally involved in wrestling as a way to honor her younger
brother's memory.
She was 22 years old, working as a driver for Wonder Bread.
Now she'd had a lung injury earlier in life, so she was unable to actually be a female
wrestler, but she realized that pro-wrestling had never had a female referee.
So she set herself to the task of getting that job.
She gets licensed as a ref in the state of New York in 1984, and she almost immediately starts
to work repping small, regional shows. She's really good at this, and she develops a reputation
for being competent
and a good performer,
and she's soon making a decent sideline
doing these kind of three and four thousand fan little venues.
So she's doing okay,
she's supplementing her income
when in January of 1955,
three years in events taking over the WWE,
he gives her a call.
Now at this point,
Vince is kind of in the middle of his quest to take out the regionals.
And he's launched a super storyline in his own in the WWF involving a pop star named
Cindy Lopper.
And Cindy is like, she's kind of a regular character in WWF events at this period of time.
He's got her managing a lady wrestler and he's also got her engaged in a K-Fay battle you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you
know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you that I solved women's rights. That is why that is where it came from.
That's how the ERA that passed.
Right.
Robert, I am white knuckling through the stories.
Yeah, do you know what's coming, Tom?
I don't.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
It's not good.
So Vince heard there was a young female ref
that was working some regional shows.
She did, I think, a couple of W smaller, WWF affiliated gigs.
And so he's like, hey, we've got this kind of feminist storyline going on.
Let's bring in this lady ref that will probably put some butts in seats.
So so far, this is all fine.
Obviously, it's a little bit cynical, but nearly all social progress in this country involves
cynical entertainment people increasing representation in order to make money and whatever.
So, sure.
So, sure.
He calls Rita up and he asks her to work at Madison Square Garden the coming week.
She took the job and she did it quite well.
McMahon called her afterwards and she later claimed, he said he was impressed with what I
did, impressed with my work and he wanted me to go full time.
He promised me half a million dollars a year.
At a time, I knew that's a huge amount of money, but I didn't know what the wrestlers were
making.
And obviously, she knows that guys like Hulk Hogan are rich as shit, so she's like, I
don't know, maybe if I become a star referee, I could make that kind of money.
Obviously, very few people involved in wrestling made anything near that much money, and Vince
had no incentive to give a shitload of cash to her.
But she doesn't know that she's making the choice
that seems like the best choice for her at the time.
I'm gonna quote next from a write up in New York magazine.
Quote,
"'McMan also had a warning.
Keep yourself clean,' he said in Shatterton's telling.
I don't wanna see you messing around
with any of the wrestlers.
You keep it professional."
Look. Yeah, so that's not great. Not a great sign for where things are going.
What the fuck? So I'm sorry. This is as a boss.
I'm gonna get a lot of less. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yep. That's just like first
20 normal. So Rita's excited. She thinks she's gonna, this is gonna be the start of like a career
and money and you know, it's this is great
Right. She reaches out to a friend of her. She's got two good friends in the wrestling business
And one of them is a wrestler. His last name is Inzatarie
And she tells him, hey, I'm gonna be on the cover of Women's Daily and Time and all these other magazines and Inzataries like
Well, why do you think that's gonna happen?
And she's like Vince promised it to me and Inzataries been in the business long enough and he's like, well, what do you think that's gonna happen? And she's like Vince promised it to me. And in Zataries, been in the business long enough
and he's like, oh, Rita, please, if you do anything with him,
you're gonna be gone.
Stay away from Vince, right?
Like that's his advice to her.
Is like, keep doing the job.
Don't like do not like avoid Vince McMahon
at all fucking costs, right?
And I think it's one of those things he had heard rumors
is not, you know, at this point, there's not anything kind of publicly out about Vince being
a sex weirdo. But, you know, you work in the business you hear and he tries to warn his
friend away. He's like, look, this is a bad guy to be fucking in business with.
As a casual time magazine reader, he knew that they don't do a lot of cover features on
WFREFLEE's.
So if you're in Rita's position, working as the first female Reff and Pro wrestling,
and it seems like starting to succeed in a massive scale, though, like, how can you not
move forward with this, right?
And for a while, Vince kind of kept his promise.
She kept getting brought in for very big matches.
She gets a kind of a small part and a spread in Cosmo.
So she's like, it sort of seems like this is starting to happen for her.
She's optimistic enough about the future for good reason that she quits her job as a delivery
driver.
McMahon also had her on his unsuccessful cable talk show Tuesday night Titans.
She wore a loose-fitting white dress and McMahon praised her in ways that were vaguely
off-putting, saying, you have been accomplishing things that certainly women have never accomplished before. I mean,
you weigh approximately 120 to 130 pounds, not getting personal somewhere in there, and for you,
to step into the ring with the giants, I mean, you realize what can happen to you, do you not?
Now, what does that mean?
You can go with crushed and not.
I mean, you can go with crushed and not. I mean, you can go with crushed.
I think he's trying to sell the danger of it
because he's always that carnival barker,
but also I don't wanna be recorded,
giving Vince McMahon the benefit of the doubt.
Right, like you could, people at the time,
you could give him the benefit of the doubt.
It's gonna become very clear later.
Right, out of free of any context.
Yeah, let me, let me, let me refer. Right. Out of free of any context. Yeah.
Let me, let me rephrase it.
Free of any context that context.
That is how I would interpret that.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Now, for the most part, Vicki's pretty happy, but week after week and eventually months
go by and the contract that Vincent promised her didn't show up.
That half the million dollar revenue contract didn't happen.
Sure.
That's what happened. So Vicki, sorry, Rita, I don't know why I said Vicki.
Rita claims that she asked McMahon for an audience
and he agreed to meet with her after a show.
When she arrived for the meeting,
a bunch of other industry people were there
meeting with him.
She tried to start a conversation during dinner
but he kind of brushes her off.
And then he catches her as she's leaving the bathroom.
And he's like, Hey, I don't want to talk to you about your career in front of all these
other people.
It's none of their business.
Why don't we go to a second location and you get in my limo with me.
Yeah.
All right.
Rita.
Yeah.
Bring in nice.
Yep.
Yeah.
Nice.
Maybe like some kind of, I don don't know gun that launches mace
Yeah, any of that good idea
Obviously, I look I'm not gonna like beater on the bus here Vince unzips his pants
And he propositions her this is how Rita later describes what happens Vince continued to you know
If you want to half a million dollar contract you're gonna have to satisfy me And this is the way things have to go. Vince grabbed my hand, kept trying to put my hand on him.
I was scared at the end.
My wrist was all purple, black and blue.
Things just didn't, he just, God, he just didn't stop.
This man just didn't stop.
According to Chatterton, the next thing that Vince says is,
how's your daughter going to go to college?
Of course, she doesn't have to go to college.
That made him a piece of it.
Yeah, I guess that she's not gonna be able to afford it
if she doesn't, you know,
and it's like obviously,
this is both sexual harassment and also physical,
like he's bruising her hand, right?
This is not just even,
like not that it's okay to be creepy.
Like this is also physical physical directly physical violence.
Both of these things are occurring here. So, Chatterton later claims, I was forced into oral sex with Vince McMahon.
When I couldn't complete his desires, he got really angry, started ripping off my jeans,
pulled me on top of him, and told me again that if I wanted a half a million dollar a year contract,
that I had to satisfy him, you could make me or break me.
And if I didn't satisfy him, I was blackballed.
That was it.
I was done.
One of the things that sticks with me and always will was after he got done doing his
business, he looked at me and said, remember when I told you not to mess with any of the
wrestlers?
Well, you just did.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
What the f***?
Yeah. Psychopath. He's a f***ing... Yeah,. What the f***?
Yeah. Psychopath.
He's a fucking, yeah, he's a giant,
I mean, he's a fucking massive piece of shit.
That's why we're spending six hours talking about him.
She's a nice.
Yeah, giant piece of shit.
So that's terrible.
In the immediate wake of this assault,
of this alleged assault,
Rita reached out to two colleagues in Zatari. In the immediate wake of this alleged assault,
Rita reached out to two colleagues in Zatari,
and I mean, these are like the two guys
that are her friends within the business.
One of them is this guy in Zatari,
and one is Andre the giant.
So he is like one of the two people
that she feels confident confiding in
about what has happened to her,
which I don't know, might play into some of the reason why Andre hates
Vince McMahon, late in life.
Oh, what a match.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She also speaks, yeah, anyway.
So she talks to a lawyer to kind of decide, can I sue Vince McMahon?
Can I like press charges against him?
But it is, he is very powerful and wealthy at this point in time.
It is not an easy, it's not an easy thing to do when like,
it's the guy is like a fucking gas station attendant, right?
It's especially hard when it's fucking Vince McMahon.
And she's not sure if it's like worth the risk.
In part because both of her parents are in poor health
at this point, she's helping to take care of them.
She's worried about the effect all of this will have on them.
So she works, keeps quiet for a while. She keeps working as a ref in smaller venues often on through
the early 90s. When her father dies in 1992, she makes her first public allegation.
So like publicly alleges that Vince McMahon sexually assaulted her. She goes on, she's on a couple of different TV shows and stuff talking about this.
She makes this as public as she possibly can.
We'll talk about this a little more in the next episode, but for Rita, her wrestling dream
finally ended in 1993.
After she attended Andre the Giants funeral, Vince was also there and she recalls, quote,
Vince walked up to me and said,
it's nice to meet you.
He knew exactly who I was, she adds.
I said, it's nice to meet me.
I told him to go fuck off and walk away.
That seems.
Yep.
The least of what he deserves.
Yeah.
He got off very late in that exchange.
Yeah. Yep. Yeah, got off very light in that exchange. Yeah.
Yep, so.
It's a perfect time to plug.
Yeah.
Vince McMahon.
It's pretty bleak.
It's bad times, all bad times.
And we have one more terrible story about Vince McMahon.
And this kind of a
curse contemporaneous to the other stuff. A lot of bad things are happening at once here.
So should have just told really happy Andre the giant stories. That would have been a
more fun podcast. My buddy Tommy wrote for WWF a while and he used to tell Andre the giant
stories. I don't want to like tell any of his, but he had one where ultimate warrior got him some wine
and Andre's like,
this is not French wine, warrior.
And so he sent warrior to 7-11 to get French wine.
And it was so close to the show
that he was already in his ultimate warrior makeup
and in a full sprint,
he went into 7-11 to get a bunch of French wine.
And so this 7-11 clerk watched the ultimate fucking warrior
like burst into his store and rummage through the liquor and come out with all this wine.
Again, I don't remember how that story ended, but I just remember it was like 20 people laughing
at this. Yeah, he just got a million. Like that's all under the giant did was fucking drink
and make awesome shit happen. Yeah, there are there are a couple of funny stories about him getting like drunk enough that he
passed out passes out in like hotel lobbies and stuff and then just having to be like, well,
let's put a blanket on him. No, you can't move him. This is a little problem. He is. He is.
He is an impassable. It's like a head show. Yeah, we need a bangle or a torpedo to get through him.
Um, so at around the same time, it's snuggle on it.
Yeah, it wouldn't.
I know we're on sleep into night.
Yeah.
At around the same time Rita was starting her career as a referee.
Vince got himself into a even worse situation.
Maybe, um, I don't know. It know, it's a bad, another terrible situation.
Let's put it that way.
One of his top babyface wrestlers was a guy named Jimmy Superfly Snuka.
Snuka had started dating a young Brooklyn girl named Nancy Argentino.
She was working as a dental assistant.
A friend of hers had started dating another wrestler.
So she goes to shows with them and she meets Snooka.
So she winds up becoming Snooka's driver, as well as his girlfriend, because Jimmy was
hooked on every drug conceivable and was never in the same galaxy as sober enough to drive.
It's a massive, I'm gonna say.
Yeah.
It's a most extreme lunatic.
In very short order, the two start fighting. And on January 18th of 1983, the police are
called to a hotel in Selena, New York for a domestic disturbance between them. It wound
up taking a whole team of cops to subdue Snuka, who was at that point, about 85% trend
and cocaine by body weight. Now, Snuka, kind of like one of the things that happens during
this fight when the
police show up is that Argentino runs out of a room to like tell the cops what he's been
doing.
And while the cops are there, he grabs her by the hair and drags her face across the dry
wall.
Um, her, the injuries that she's got include she's got a contusion in the neck.
She has possible fractured ribs or lower back is injured.
Snuka gets initially charged with assault and resisting arrest. in the neck, she has possible fractured ribs, her lower back is injured, snooking gets
initially charged with assault and resisting arrest. Obviously, Vince, you know, this is a
problem. Snook is a fairly prominent wrestler. He's got to deal with this. He does not care
that this guy has just beat the absolute shit out of a young woman. And yeah, he's like kind of,
his immediate plan is I have to go into damage control mode.
And according to an investigation by wrestling journalist David Bixen span, Argentina was
initially trying to pursue criminal charges against Snuka, but she kind of suddenly makes
a change to signing an affidavit claiming that she was in no way seeking prosecution against
him. We don't know exactly
what happened, but a police report was covered uncovered fairly recently that shows that Vince
McIntyre, I think this was a part of Josie Riceman's reporting that shows Vincent McMahon tried
to talk around of making a complaint against Snuka in the first place. And as a result, Snuka
winds up pleading guilty to harassment, but has his other charges dropped.
He makes a donation to the Ronald McDonald House charity, but otherwise suffers no consequences.
Later that year on May 10th, Snuka called the paramedics to his hotel room because Argentina was,
Argentina was an unconscious and obviously dying. Snuka first claimed that they had a fight.
He framed it as a playful thing that they had been play wrestling and she'd hit her head. And he thought she was okay until she had trouble breathing
the next day. She gets taken to the ER where she dies the next day at 150 AM. The coroner sees
enough evidence of violence to suggest a police interview. He believes it's a homicide. So they
take Snuka in for questioning. Don Marco, another wrestler staying at the same hotel,
claims that he has a call with Vince at the same time.
Quote, Vince says, have you ever heard anything
about Snuka and his girlfriend?
Miracco says, I said, as a matter of fact,
I am here with Lieutenant So-and-So,
so I put him on the phone to Vince.
Now, this is the same time that Vince is
in the final stage of taking ownership of the WWF.
He has reason to
fear that a murder scandal involving one of his top wrestlers could blow up blow everything
up. We do not know what he said to the cops or to Snuka, but the next day Snuka changes
his story. Instead of this play wrestling bet, he tells cops that like they'd been driving
and she'd gotten out to pee in some bushes and she'd slipped and hit her head on the pavement.
And that's what caused the injury, right?
Riceman, in her book notes that decades later, a wrestler who was trying to defend Snuka
in a documentary interview, would tell the crew that he had been in a car with them that
morning and had no memory of any injury that she suffered by the roadside.
He kind of accidentally blows up one of Snuka's claims.
Snuka holds to that story forever though.
She just hits her head in a freak accident, and that's what causes all this.
The WWF does cooperate with the investigation, and eventually Snooka is released.
He has not charged with any crime, despite the fact that the coroner had advised the case
be investigated as a homicide.
Josie writes, Argentina's younger sister,, uh, Argentino would later recall that
Vince or one of his proxies. She didn't remember the name and just called him Snook as promoter,
called Argentinos mother not long after her daughter was buried. Miss Argentino, I'm so sorry
for your loss. The sister remembered him saying, do you think $25,000 would help you? The mother
hung up on him. Gross. Yep. Now, Now, I mean, we're in a universe where
like cocaine filled Jimmy Snooka might accidentally kill somebody by like shoving them and they
hit their head on something. And I'd be like, that's within the wrong possibility. But
then he's like, Oh, no, no, no, it happened earlier when she got out of the car and slipped
and fit like, okay, you're a murderer.
Like that sort of clinches it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the history of they had a long history of domestic violence and it doesn't help either.
I'm saying, there's a world where that story didn't exist and you're just saying, hi,
I'm a gigantic dude and yeah, we were making love and I hit her head on the border or whatever.
But yeah, that didn't happen.
I don't know why I'm even bringing up a hypothetical.
That's murderous.
Yeah, you're obviously a murderer.
Yeah, you know, this is very, very clearly a fucking murder, right?
There's a little more to it in terms of Vince's sketchiness here.
We know that Vince walked into a meeting with Snuka and the DA, the medical examiner, and
several cops on June 1st, which is the same day he makes his final payment to his dad
for the WWF.
Now, the DA at this meeting later recalls that Vince did all the talking.
Snuka himself later wrote this cryptic paragraph about the meeting for his autobiography.
At one point I went with Vince McMahon Jr.
to either a court or a law office.
I don't remember which because I was still in shock.
All I remember is he had a briefcase with him.
I don't know what happened.
I think Vince Jr. picked me up from the hotel
and took me there.
He didn't say anything.
Maybe it was a spaceship.
Yeah, I'm a maniac.
No, no.
The attractor.
There are a lot of conspiracy theories
about that briefcase because Vince doesn't carry
a briefcase, right?
Everyone who's like been in meetings with him says that like, this is a weird thing for
him.
That's kind of why Snooka wrote it, right, is that Snooka's known him a while.
He hasn't seen him do this before.
We don't know anything more than this.
There are a ton of conspiracy theories that, oh, did he have a bribe in the briefcase for
the cops or, you know, whatever.
There's not evidence of this.
It's just something there's a lot of theories about, right?
I think that there's plenty without him bribing the cops.
There's plenty of shadiness here to like make this be a mark in the bastard column for
Vince McMahon.
Yeah, sure.
He didn't even need to do something as as ostentatious as bring a briefcase full of money.
He had plenty of power and
Inflicts to make something happen that Patterson had a long-running prank where they were tricking each other into looking at each other's poop
So there could have been a human turn in every day
It had just been completely unrelated to the issue just getting this show that Patterson is shit later. I was
He wouldn't do it here, but I got you again, Pat.
Yeah, you thought I wouldn't do this
when trying to talk a wrestler out of a murder charge,
but by God, I got you again.
That does remind me of a,
I have a good poop in a suitcase story.
So I'm at this big outdoor party,
this big like festival event in Texas,
and near Texarkana one time. And I've
got some friends who are part of this group at this festival that like their primary thing
is doing like light terrorism, right? Where they just kind of try to mess with people while
they're on drugs and having a good time. And a couple of them would go around the event
with a suitcase full of peanut butter, trying to get people to eat out of the suitcase full of peanut butter.
It was offered to me several times and I knew them well enough to be like, I am not going
to eat out of that peanut butter suitcase.
And sure enough, it later comes out that somebody had shat in the peanut butter suitcase.
And you call that light terrorism.
Light terrorism.
That is a fucking six out of 10 terrorism to me.
Yeah.
Oh boy. There's a couple of people in Texas that 10 terrorism to me. Yeah. Oh boy.
There's a couple of people in Texas that are going to know what I'm talking about.
Um, and they're going to be shocked that that wasn't here.
Yeah.
Hope you didn't need the fucking peanut butter.
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Well speaking of co-bravenom, today we're about to, right now we're going to talk about
a man who could drink raw co-bravenum and feel nothing.
A hero, I think, we're all familiar with Jesse, the body ventura.
We all have Jesse.
Yeah, everyone loves Jesse.
There's very few people that Jesse hates more than Vince McMahon.
So born, yeah, and this is, as a result of it being a story about Jesse, the body of
Enchira, this is going to be a story about Vince McMahon as well.
And a story about unions.
So, yeah, strap in here.
Born James George Janos, which is not nearly as good in it, I can see why he went with
Jesse Ventura.
James George Janos, just not the same kind of.
But it's also not a wrestling name.
No, no, for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
JJ, I'd go with JJ.
Janos?
That's Janos.
Janos, the hands of fate, you know?
That's the name of a champion.
So born in 1951, Jesse is the child of Minneapolis.
His parents were World War II veterans, both of them.
And his older brother served in NAM.
Jesse opted to join the Navy in 1969,
rather than be drafted.
And he was, you know, you've seen,
if you've seen Jesse, the body of Encherra,
when he was young, he's a very fit guy.
He's pretty large in frightening.
So his superiors are like this guy, we should maybe put in for some more intense training.
So they wind up sticking him in a program called Buds, which is like underwater demolition.
Underwater demolition.
Yeah.
I'm Janos.
Yeah, Janos.
So without getting into like too much military nerd stuff, this is Buds is what becomes the Navy Seals, right?
Like the Navy Seals kind of evolve out of this elite
underwater demolition program.
There will be some conflict later with Chris Kyle,
the American sniper guy who is kind of a dick
and he'll accuse Jesse the body ventura
of lying about having been a seal.
Basically everyone agrees it's fine for him to call himself a seal.
Like, they turned into the Navy seals right after he was in there.
It's whatever. It's okay.
That's a real technicality.
Yeah, I'm not going to call that one for stolen valor.
Right.
Really splitting hairs and Jesse doesn't have that many of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
He doesn't have any room for splitting.
Yeah. It's got to keep what he's got.
So he stationed in Vietnam. He's like, he is a Vietnam veteran, but he never, he never
winds up in like combat or anything like that, which is, which is good. It's combat's
bad. You want to avoid it as a general rule. He is able to transition to civilian life.
And he does so with the help of the Mongols Motorcycle Club, which is based
out of I think San Diego at the time. And kind of not long after he's in there, they wind
up in this like really bloody gang thing with the hell's angels. Jesse actually winds up
testifying on their behalf. At one point to be like, when I was in them, it wasn't like
a criminal gang. Whatever you want to say about them, like they didn't start out as like
part of a criminal enterprise, you know, they really
had my back.
They helped me transition into civilian life, which is like, that's why motorcycle gangs
start up by the way.
Like the first of them come up after World War II as like a thing for vets who can't really
fit in with the rest of society, whatever.
That's how Jesse gets out of being in the military.
He transitions, you know transitions back to civilian life.
And he decides, well, now that I'm back in the normal world,
nothing makes more sense than getting incredibly jacked
and working as a bodybuilder.
And after getting incredibly jacked,
because he's this huge dude who has military training,
he's able to get a gig working as a bodyguard
for the Rolling Stones.
He's like, whenever the Rolling Stones come to Minnesota, Jesse Ventura is watching their
back.
Get me Jettos.
Yeah, get me Jettos.
That's a pretty cool gig, except for Rolling Stones bodyguard is a job with a body count,
but that's not his fault, right?
Sure.
That's the Hells Angels, you know?
Yeah.
So because he's, you know, this giant guy
who's great at fighting,
it kind of increasingly becomes clear to him
that the real way for him to make some money
off of his most evident assets
is to get into pro wrestling.
Now, he knows that Janos is not the best name
he could possibly have. Hard to agree. Now, he knows that Janos is not the best name he could possibly
have. Hard disagree. Wow, wow. Do you want it? Do you know why he picks Jesse the body
Ventura? Probably to sound more like Hulk Hogan or more California. Yes, yes, more California.
That's exactly right. He wants to his like initial, like the kind of like theme of his character is he's like a Southern California muscle beach bodybuilder guy.
And so yeah, that's why that's why he does it.
Better than a Minnesota maniac, I suppose.
No, no, no, no, better than a, and this is the real stolen valor.
There's a lot of muscle freaks in Southern California that Jesse's taken work from.
This is neon shorts or the stolen valor. Yeah.
Kind of guy who's fine with him calling himself a Navy seal, but live it about the last name Ventura.
You're not from Ventura Beach, come on!
You've never rollerbladed in your life.
So he gets involved in wrestling in the early 70s.
And at first, he's kind of like,
he's basically like starts off.
His favorite,
this is again, a pretty common story.
His favorite wrestler is superstar Billy Graham,
which is the same guy that like Hulk Hogan,
you know, learns to be Hulk Hogan from.
Great wrestler, superstar Billy Graham.
If you wanna look at pictures of him,
incredible looking fellow.
Like he's really one of the,
he's really, if you wanna pick one wrestler
as like the physical dividing line
between like huge guys, pre steroids,
huge guys, post steroids,
superstar Billy Graham is about your best bet.
Real cool look and dude.
So he's a, he's like the timeline.
Yeah, really split that timeline.
Yeah, he's like the fucking, the KT boundary for wrestling
and steroids. So yeah, his career goes pretty well until 1984. Jesse is like steadily
moving up at his peak. He's like a rival to Hulk Hogan. He has like these three consecutive
matches against him and he loses them. But like obviously the fact that you're like build next to Hulk means that you're doing
pretty good, you know, in 1984.
And then kind of at the peak of his wrestling career, he has to quit because he nearly dies.
He develops like a series of nearly fatal blood clots in his lungs.
His wife has to fly in because she thinks that he's like not law. He's like about to die.
He comes very close to leaving this earth as a result of it.
Now, one of the interviews I read with him,
Jesse claims that his navy training taught him how to deal with the trauma of imminent death.
He's snuck inside his own lungs and stabbed the bloodplugs to death.
Yeah, I had a... Anyway, so he thinks that the blood clots
that he nearly died from were caused by his agent orange
exposure in Vietnam.
I mean, I have no way of proving that, but maybe.
It, yeah.
And I wasn't good for him.
It couldn't have helped.
Some like, definitely people die from age in orange.
So, you know, pretty decent chance, actually. And this may explain why
he becomes an anti-government conspiracy theorist in the not too distant future. Not a bad reason to
become an anti-government conspiracy theorist. Absolutely. I mean, it may explain it in more than one way.
His government literally tried to kill him. Yeah, it's a genuine conspiracy.
And also his brain was poisoned.
Yeah, it is one of those, we'll talk about this more, but like there's the 30,000 foot
view of Jesse Ventura where it's like, wow, that guy looks like a cook.
And then in most situations, the closer you get to him, the more you're like, no, I mean,
I kind of get where he's coming from.
Yeah.
I understand you, Jesse.
There's a few exceptions to that,
but less than you'd think.
Sure, he's never a guy that I'm comfortable
totally getting behind, but sure.
Yeah.
I was got the idea that he was a reasonable man
and like he could correct mistakes and sort of shoot straight,
but he's such a monster that like who's gonna correct him.
I feel like that's like where he landed,
where he's capable of being wrong and fixing his behavior, but who could possibly stand up and do that?
I described him recently as a basically decent man who read too many books about Atlantis
to be truly sane again.
That's kind of where I find Jesse.
I told you what, Matt, man, they've got a city down there. It's called Lemuria.
He just needs to do an Atlantian.
Nobody's so straight.
I guess he's probably gonna be like,
I met someone from down there.
I was, I had a lot of wrong impressions.
I tell you what, Macman, if you can find Poseidon's
Trident down there, you can breathe forever.
He's, he's slow enough now that we can make these jokes. He's not catching us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So 1984, he's out of commission because of this lug thing, but he's still pretty popular.
And Vince, you know, say what there's a lot, I mean, we are saying what we will about Vince.
He's pretty good at like recognizing talent.
And he sees like, well, this guy can't wrestle right now,
but I don't want to just like throw away money,
and he's got some skill, like he's really good at talking.
People seem to like enjoy his personality.
As Jesse later said, I was out of commission,
but Vince doesn't want you not working,
no matter what ails you.
So he came up with the idea
and asked if I could do color commentating.
And I said, sure, he deserves the credit for thinking it up.
I've always given the man credit.
He's the PT Barnum of this generation.
Accuracy.
That PT Barnum comparison.
Yeah, I don't know that.
That's actually an interesting question
because I would argue that Vince might not necessarily
be the best at picking talent.
He's always, I feel like he's always been a guy that's best at noticing marketability,
which is a bit different.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fair.
I think they wind up like sometimes working somewhere.
Of course.
Of course.
There's testimony that I read through where Vince is testifying to the Waxman Committee
in 1996 about a bunch of shit that we're gonna talk about,
the steroids and safety precautions and stuff.
But they ask him during this how talent gets picked
and like the way in which it works
when like someone is a new wrestler,
at what point does Vince come in
and start having an influence on their career
and kind of shaping their story lines.
And it's, he seems to use kind of the rest of the company
and lower level employers
as like a talent filter. And by the time someone's kind of proven themselves, he seems to be
pretty good at like figuring out what about them is working and then exploiting that in
order to make more money out of them. Right? That's something he's doing. Yeah.
And he, you know, he's got scouts and managers and everything to watch that stuff for him.
It's just I say that just because Vince is,
I mean, we've already identified a few,
but has very famously backed some terrible.
He has, he has.
I mean, it is like with Steve Jobs, you know?
Like the man had some good ideas,
but we've got the Newton in there too.
You know, like there's a lot of crap that white stuff getting out.
And you know, Jeffrey Katzenberg was behind some stuff that worked and also
Quibi. So, you know, mixed, mixed bags all around with entertainment people.
Everybody's got their Eugene.
Yeah.
Great.
Eugene.
Oh my God.
And Laurence.
And Laurence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great stuff. Man Tarzan 10 out. Yeah. Yeah. Great stuff.
Man tarz of 10 out of 10. Yeah. Man tarz. Man tarz. You can actually go back and appreciate
Eugene. Those those tapes cannot see the light of day. The day Eugene walked out for the
first time I said, there's no fucking way they're doing this. So that might actually be the most offensive wrestling story.
Yeah.
Well, we may get to that one.
Maybe when Mae Young gave birth to a hand.
Wrestling.
We're actually about to talk to one that might be close to that.
So Vince says a decent amount about the man. Before Jesse goes
out for his first night doing color commentating, Vince gives him some advice that I think kind of
lays out how Vince McMahon sees like life in general. Like I think he just kind of inadvertently
gave Jesse the body Ventura like his his perspective on the world.
Quote, the first night I was going to broadcast, Vince pulled me aside.
Vince said, Jesse, here's your thought process and here's the best way for you to operate.
He said very simply, if you believe it, then it's true.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Vince wrote the secret.
Yeah.
I mean, that is how, like, you know, if you're, if you're, like the job as we said,
of like the reps and the commentators,
is to sell fantasy to the audience.
But also like, that's kind of how being an entertainer
works a lot of the time.
Right, like that's like, yeah.
Acting advice.
Yeah, it's acting.
I mean, honestly, like there's a degree,
it's like writing fiction to a degree.
Like you're sitting down with a blank page
and you're like inventing a guy in a world that shit happens and like you've got a kind of
sell it to people. You have to make them feel it. Yeah, if you're not buying it, like everybody can
tell the media. But it's also exactly how a con artist has to think, right? Like Jesse's or
I'm Vince's kind of at the intersection of of all of the creative arts, but he definitely
lands more on like the cult leader con artist end of the scale.
Yeah, that's kind of at least the way in.
I mean, it's also, you see kind of shades of his dad here, right?
We're like, I'm sure when his dad is with these wrestlers being super nice, getting them
on his side, there was a degree of him that believed what he was saying, that could commit to the act.
And then as soon as he's away from those wrestlers, fuck them, let's get every dime out of them
we can.
It's compartmentalization.
Anyway, that's enough of that.
So Jesse did eventually recover enough to wrestle in the ring, but he was more popular
as a commentator after this point. Probably the weirdest example of this came in December
of 1985 when he and Roddy Piper attacked a wedding between two characters affiliated
with a group of wrestlers known as the Hillbillies for reasons that are I shouldn't have to explain.
Next on our five part series is a handling. Yeah. So for reasons that have not, I have read several explanations of this.
None of the make much sense to me.
The New Jersey State Athletic Control Board will not allow the WWF to stage a fake wedding.
I don't know why they get to make that decision.
That doesn't seem like it's in their wheelhouse, but they're not allowed.
Where's the overlap there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
What's the problem with the fake wedding?
What did you marry Vince?
Yeah.
One of these people married a horse and it was your fault and your jersey knows it.
This is an area where I would say like the regulators were maybe getting a little bit,
getting a little bit handsy here because that doesn't make much sense to me.
But the two characters getting married
for this fake wedding are also fiancees in real life.
So they agree to have an actual in-ring wedding
that will be broken up by a mass wrestling melee.
Now, Ventura insists that he's under orders
from Vince during this to Barry,
the two hillbillies getting married.
Vince is basically like, I want you to make,
like, insult them as badly as you possibly can.
Like, really hurt these people when you're out on stage.
Like, fuck them up with your voice as badly as possible.
And so, Jesse makes a point of insulting them as badly as possible.
Kind of the line that everyone takes out of this is he says
that when these two who are actual fiancees,
he says that when they kiss, quote,
it looked like
two carp in the middle of the Mississippi river going after the same piece of corn.
It's beautiful in its way.
It is poetic.
Yes, that's not to take personal, right?
Like, yeah, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the bad guy in the situation.
Yeah, he's, he's a heel.
Yeah.
It's cruel in a way that's impressive.
I don't know where you want to mark that on like the bastard scale for Vince, but I
thought it married it inclusion.
Um, anyway, and in terms of the actual real bastard shit, Jesse became acquainted with
Vince's dark side after
he made the transition to being a movie star. Thanks to his memorable role in the 1987
classic predator, a film that contains the only lessons a young person needs to be successful
in life. Don't send kids to school. Make a watch predator. Yeah, just watch predator enough.
Step one, make sure you don't cut time to bleed. Yeah, exactly.
Step two, find something that will turn you into a sexual tie-around a source.
That's more stolen valor from Jesse, because he did take almost a year to bleed.
Wow, wow.
That's fucking meaner than the car plunge.
That is pretty bad.
So, since he was now an actor, Jesse qualified for the screen actors guilt and he joins
SAG and he's like, man, there's a lot of nice stuff about being in a union.
Pretty nice.
This is full of benefits for me.
And then he kind of looks back at his previous career in wrestling and all of his colleagues
and like they're desperately low pay, like there's zero benefits, the fact that they are all destroying their bodies at like a pace heroin addicts would
consider excessive and goes, maybe we should have a union.
This might make sense.
I bet Vince love that.
Yeah, Vince is going to handle this well.
Vince and the Hulkster both are huge fans of this idea.
So, wrestlemania 2 comes around. And Jesse kind of gets everyone together in the locker room, both are huge fans of this idea. That's very cool. Wrestlemania 2 comes around.
And Jesse kind of gets everyone together in the locker room
when they're getting ready.
And he's like, hey guys, he characterizes this
as a speech to the boys.
And he's like, look, we need a union, we're getting fucked.
Here's the different things I think we should go for.
And the only thing to do is to threaten to workstoppers.
Say this is what we want, and we won't go out there.
The whole business at this point in WWF history relies on WrestleMania.
If WrestleMania is a flop, like Vince's fucked.
Vince's maybe irreparably fucked.
The first WrestleMania was really a gamble that he bet the whole fucking house on.
And it WrestleMania 2, it's still one of those things if they were to like just not go out
and the event collapses, that's like they really did have
a lot of leverage.
And he's like, look man, we should go,
we should threaten a work stoppage.
If we don't get, if Jesse doesn't agree
to recognize our union and come to the table
and let us negotiate for a better deal, right?
And he's also like, and I think this is pretty smart,
Jesse, he's like, look, and while we're here,
there's all these locals in Charlotte
who are fans of us, they're not fans of just the WWF,
they like love us as wrestlers.
We can get them on our side, we can get all this local support,
we have the ability to really put Vince over a barrel here.
Let's fucking do it.
There's at least some interest from people in the night when they're talking
about it.
Jesse's basically like, don't bring this up to Vince, you know, we're talking about
a thing that could get us all in a lot of trouble.
And then he goes home feeling pretty good about the meeting, but the next day he gets a call
from Vince and says, quote, he basically threatened to fire me if I ever brought it up again
and read me the riot act. So when I came back to Vince, I told him point fire me if I ever brought it up again and
read me the riot act.
So when I came back to Vince, I told him point blank Vince, I will never bring up Union
again.
I said, if these guys are too stupid to fight for their rights, I have my Union now.
He's talking about SAG there.
So basically he gets called by Vince, which lets him know somebody ratted me out.
And so Jesse's kind of like, well, fuck it.
You know, I guess that's, that's the shot.
It was Jim the Anvil Knight Heart.
No, no, he knows what he did.
Yeah.
Um, tragically no, this is gonna hurt a lot of us who were children with hearts in the
late 90s. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ax, sir. Yeah, because if they had a union, he makes way less money.
Yeah, it is in fact the holster.
So for years, Jesse knew obviously he knows
immediately someone ratted on me,
but he doesn't know who.
And this is kind of a mystery for him,
as he leaves, he stops being in the WWF,
he starts doing other shit.
In 1991, he finds out that Vince McMahon,
he's, so it becomes out that like Vince
had told his wrestlers that they would be getting like royalty payments, I think, from
videotape sales, but he like fucks them in a way that's illegal. And Jesse finds out,
and he sews, and he wins the lawsuit against Vince over these royalty payments. But as
a result of that, there's a deposition. And I'm going to quote now from a write-up on
this deposition in the sports star. Vince McMahon admitted under oath that Hulk Hogan had snitched on his fellow wrestlers
in 1986 and he came away to Vince McMahon and informed him about Ventura trying to get people
together to form a union. So, you know, it comes out that the Hulkster has betrayed Jesse Ventura
and on a pretty recent podcast with Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jesse said, it was like someone
punched me in the face.
This was my friend and I thought, Hogan betrayed me.
Hogan called Vince and ratted me.
It's a tragic story, you know?
It's a real bummer, bummer about the Hulkster bummer that Jesse got betrayed.
I do feel like if you're a wrestler you shouldn't compare betrayal to getting punched in the face because getting punched in the face is like
Things working well
That is the job is it normally it's like not getting punched in the face. Yeah
The good news on this story at least is that unlike every other wrestler we've talked about
Jesse has about as happy ending as it can have,
because he's actually lived a pretty amazing life.
He goes on to be elected in 1999,
the governor of Minnesota.
He's not a bad governor.
It's not like Arnold where like he's this kind of
right wing ghoul for, you know,
or at least like normal right wing governor
and then kind of becomes a more progressive person afterwards.
Jesse, despite being like a hardcore libertarian, like immediately his, so he, number one, because
he wins this kind of surprising victory, the Republicans and Democrats hate him.
But the thing that he makes like his central campaign issue is establishing a light rail
system for Minnesota and like connecting the Twin Cities via light rail.
And he has to like go to fucking war in order to push this light rail system through, but
he's like why they have it, which is pretty dope.
He also overhalls the property tax system to reduce the tax burden on poor people, which
is also pretty cool.
He's surprisingly progressive on gay rights for a governor in the late 90s, early 2000s.
And he wrote, one of them is interesting.
I checked in on his opinions on some recent stuff because I was like, man, there's no way
Jesse the body vancura has a good take on the trans stuff going around on the right right
now.
But in 2016, he actually wrote a whole article on his blog about the bathroom bills going
around and was like, you know, I think this is bullshit.
You shouldn't be fucking with people like this.
Trans people have enough problems to deal with.
And then he explained that when he was a wrestler, he doesn't say who it was, but one of his
best friends in the WWF was a gay guy who had a partner who got really sick and he was like, and you know,
my friend couldn't visit his partner in the hospital.
And that really broke my heart.
And it was like the thing that caused me to realize, you know, that this was a really unjust
system.
So that's kind of, that's, that's nice.
You know, Jesse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It gets all right here because Jesse also becomes a professional conspiracy theorist.
At one point he hosts the TV show Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura, which is quite
charming.
He also guests on Info Wars several times, although this is during the era when like
known chomskies on Info Wars.
So you didn't have to be like a howling fascist to be on the show.
And he's usually talking about, so like the specific thing that Jesse is really into
is the conspiracy theory that the CIA uses harp, the high frequency act of a rural research
program, to control the weather as like a super weapon.
It's pretty funny.
That's harmless fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty funny.
That's harmless fun.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
There's some like good, there's a really funny clip from the,
oh, I thought I'd had it in here, but I,
oh, wait, no, no, I think it's a, ah, shit.
Uh, one sec.
Tease me like this, Robert.
Yeah, don't, okay.
There's a clip in here.
I just had, I had it in the wrong position.
So I want to play you a clip from,
or at least for Sophie to play you a clip,
from this episode of conspiracy theory
where he talks about the CIA weather control machine.
Sophie, will you play that first daily motion link?
Yeah. Lord.
That's so funny. That's all I wanted to show you. He floats that. He floats that. No, absolutely not.
I'm sure you're saying that this $10 bill fell out of my pocket. I could go inside.
I'm losing all of that. I'm not Mr. Ben Turo.
That's pretty funny. And it's a pretty harmless conspiracy theory to believe in.
I encountered a conspiracy theory about this conspiracy theory on Twitter, and I forgot
who told it to me.
I apologize for stealing from you, but it's too fascinating not to say.
And this guy's theory was that Jesse became a believer in like the CIA weather control
weapon conspiracy theory because he watched an old GI Joe cartoon.
Oh, yeah.
And yeah, it is true in 1984,
the same year that Jesse spent a bunch of time
bedridden and sick because of his blood clots.
GI Joe, the revenge of Cobra,
a TV miniseries aired,
which focused on a Cobra plot
to control the world using the weather dominator.
So it is not impossible that Jesse's like hallucinating
and like sick and thinking about Agent Orange
when he like flips past this GI Joe,
many series on TV.
It could be true.
Like a fever dream of a senior, some Vietnam.
Look at the joy he must feel every day
if he thinks GI Joe is real.
Yeah.
I mean, Sarge and Slotter was in it.
He probably knows Sarge and Slotter. He killed Thomas
his enforcer with an elbow drop. I don't know that we've tested to see if like that's
not a side effective agent or an exposure. It's well, even G.I. Joe is real. Yeah, it's
possible, Tom. You can't prove it's not. Listen, we can't test for stuff we don't know what we're testing for.
So the DOD is trying to keep a lid on this shit.
We got to blow it open.
One of the things that I can't, so again, kind of Jesse being the guy that he is, you
get a lot of people who kind of just sort of assume, especially
because he's been on InfoWars that he's like, he's in sort of the Alex Jones sphere and
that he probably has a lot of really bad takes on a lot of things. I'm not going to say
he doesn't have, we all have some bad takes, right? But he actually has a lot less of them
than you'd expect. And I think some of like what people expect of him is based on shit
he did a very long time ago.
For example, in July of 2021, a post went viral on Facebook
with the text Jesse Ventura warned us since 2009,
which is about the COVID-19 pandemic.
And it's a clip from this episode of his show.
Basically, it's a clip of him in his 2009 show
being like visiting a Bilderberg group meeting
and being like, they're going to make a bio
weapon to kill people, right?
So you can see how it like, like a lot of COVID people will be like, Jesse was warning us
that like the elites were going to make a bio weapon.
And I can see how seeing that, you would assume that he was just kind of involved in the
anti, like lockdown anti-masks shit.
That is not the case.
And in fact, in October of 2020,
Jessi Ventura made a public statement claiming that modern America, based on his experience
in the COVID-19 pandemic, he believed modern America would have lost the second world
war. Quote, this country sacrificed in World War II, do you think there would have been
any argument over wearing a mask for the people of World War II?
I'll tell you if we behave like we are right now, Hitler would have won.
He'd have won because this country won't face any type of, they don't want to sacrifice.
What is wearing a mask?
That is nothing to do for it to be required to do that, and yet we have half the country
who won't put it on because they got egos.
We got a president that won't wear one, and even get sick, and he still won't wear one.
I'm just glad that this generation wasn't around with my mom and dad fought in World War Two
because we would have lost.
Had we had the same type of response we're having today to simple things of sacrificing a little bit for the common good.
That's some real shit there.
Yeah. He's not wrong.
I mean, no, he's very right.
Yeah.
But I mean, you can look back at like the, the, the,
they called it one of the Spanish flu at the beginning of the 20th century.
And there were, they were people who had a similar response back then.
But sure, his, his, what he's saying is historically debatable.
But um, in terms of like, yeah, what it says about him as a person, I think the thing
you have to conclude really looking into it, which is not to say he's not wrong about stuff, but like he's maybe, he's like
up there with, you know, one or two other people as like the most consistently reasonable
politicians with meaningful electoral success in the United States.
Just always, you know, during the invasion of Iraq, he was really consistently anti the
invasion of Iraq, he was really consistently anti-the invasion of Iraq.
My favorite Jesse Ventura moment is he goes on the view
when the stuff about the Bush administration's torture
policy comes out, he goes on the view,
and they're being like, well, they're saying,
this is waterboarding, it's not really torture
necessarily, and he's like, no, look, when I was in Bud's training,
we had capture a vision resistance sort of like training, and I got in Bud's training, we had like, you know, capture a vision resistance
sort of like training.
And I got water boarded and I'll fucking tell you
it's torture.
Right.
I don't know.
I think Jesse, the body ventura, kind of,
kind of all right guy.
There you go.
There's a quote I remember from him where like,
someone was snowmobiling in Minnesota and they like,
crashed through the ice on a lake and died.
And they came to Jesse Ventura who's the governor of the time.
They're like, yeah, we need to change the regulations to make like snow, we're being safer.
He said where TV cameras could see him.
He's like, you can't regulate stupidity.
I mean, those guys, I mean, what a normal guy thing to say as a politician.
It is, he has a couple of those that my other favorite Jesse moment is when he's governor
of Minnesota, the state of Virginia, every so often, there's this Confederate battle flag
that got captured by a Minnesota infantry unit during the Civil War.
And periodically, Virginia will be like, please give us our flag back. And when they did it to Jesse, his response was, why?
We won.
Come get it.
If you have a response, is anything other than to do the jerk off motion as hard as you possibly
can?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Concord not stolen, motherfuckers.
Yeah. flang back. Conquered not stolen motherfuckers. Anyway, that's our very long Jesse the body ventured digression and also how Vince McMahon
and Hulk Ogan killed the WWF Union.
Now I feel like this episode is full enough for you and probably several human beings as
a result.
Yes, I'll almost certainly tell him if you're including the lack of medical care as it's
an act of murder.
I sure am.
A non-zero body count.
Listen, if Hulkster didn't stop wrestlers from unionizing, we would have never got
no Holtz Bard.
You mean Mr. Nanny, suburban commando, none of these things.
Well, okay, now that you mentioned suburban commando, I've come back around.
Any body count is worth having that movie.
Anyway, speaking of body count, I got two high body count.
Guys, right?
Why don't you plug your plugables?
I don't know where I'm going with this.
All right.
You are right.
We have murdered scores of people.
Yeah.
You know, you could all either interpret it as murdered
or as sex in the way that the kids today are.
Anyway, that's got to do it for all of us here
at behind the WWF.
Yeah, having a good day.
Tom, Sean, you got a pluggable to throw up in here?
Go ahead, Tom.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I have a podcasting and streaming network with my buddy Dave Bell, both of us, also from
Cracked,
like everybody here.
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All right, well, three years ago, I started one 900 hotdog.com with the legendary
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You guys seen the second planet of the Apes movie
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Awesome.
Yeah, it's exactly, it's the that of internet comedy.
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I didn't. I was scaling the whole plug.
Oh thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good balance friends.
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