Behind the Bastards - Part One: Adolf Eichmann: Mr. Holocaust Himself
Episode Date: July 1, 2025Robert sits down with Joe Kassabian to discuss one of the worst Nazis: Adolf Eichmann, a major architect of the Holocaust. (4 Part Series)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where every week I try to make
you feel worse about life, even though life makes you feel worse about life
every week.
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Let's talk about what's going on with our guest today,
Joe Kasabian.
Joe, how you doing?
Hey, I'm great.
I'm ready for pain to be inflicted on me
and absorb the pain and the suffering like a sponge.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me eat your pain, your delicious pain.
You say that, but when you hear it with the topic.
Oh yeah.
Last time I was on, it was like four hours of Lavrenty Beria.
What could possibly be worse than that?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked that question.
What could possibly be worse than Lavrenty Beria,
Stalin's head of the secret police,
and almost certainly a pedophile on an industrial scale?
What could be worse than that?
I'm so glad you asked that question. What could be worse than that?
Sophie, what could be worse than that?
I mean, I know the topic, but.
I think, Joe, I think we've done an able job
of finding a worse one for you.
You're welcome. Because this week,
and motherfucking next week, because boy howdy,
you can't do this guy in two parts,
we are talking about Mr. Holocaust himself, Adolf Eichmann.
You're welcome.
Are you fucking serious?
That's right, baby.
Fuck me.
Mr. Holocaust himself, I probably shouldn't call him.
I mean, it's a good, if he had a rig name,
it would be Holocaust.
And he, as we'll talk about,
he worked most of his professional career,
he worked very hard to make himself the number one name
associated with the Holocaust internationally.
Like that was a, he was not actually,
like he, his reputation, he was very involved obviously,
but his reputation is even higher
than his actual involvement.
And that was due to him trying to jink up his career.
But I think it's fair.
Oh God. He was trying to juice up his his career. But I think it's fair. Oh, God.
He was trying to juice up his Holocaust brand.
He really was.
He really was.
And Joe, when Robert told me he was writing the scripts, he's like, who should we get
as a guest?
And I was like, Joe.
Yeah, we probably got to get Joe in for this one.
I was like, Joe.
Yes, yes.
I'm glad I have a brand and it's horrible.
Uh-huh.
Well.
Boy, howdy.
Let's do it.
I'm going to say, though, you had me in the first half
because you said Mr. Holocaust himself.
Adolf, I'm like, did he really,
did he really fucking bring me on
from the Hitler episode?
We've done so many Hitlers.
I know!
We've covered, you gotta cover Hitler in like little pieces.
Like we'll do two parts on how we fucked, you know?
You gotta cover all the,
there's so much niche Hitler stuff.
Although, you know, as, let's, let's come back from the
cold open and we'll talk about the scope of these episodes.
But we're done with the cold open.
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So these episodes, if you know anything about Eichmann,
and he's like outside of Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler,
you know, Goering, he's probably the first name,
one of the few names that like the average person
who knows anything about the Holocaust,
you've heard of Eichmann, right?
A lot of people will have.
If you haven't, as I always say,
there's a great movie called Conspiracy
about the conference where they plan the Holocaust,
where Eichmann is played by Stanley Tucci,
and it's, perfect performance.
Oh my God, is he really played by Stanley Tucci?
He's played by Stanley Tucci.
The tuch can play any part, okay?
And Stanley is incredible as Eichmann,
like he really nails it.
I can see it.
I can see, he's got a face.
Is he also hot in the movie?
Cause Stanley Tucci has been hot
in every movie he's ever been in,
except the one where he played that pedophile.
I'm not gonna say,
I will say one of the critiques the movie got is that,
and I also think he does an excellent job.
Kenneth Branagh plays Reinhard Heydrich.
And one of the complaints that like some Holocaust scholars had is that like, he's a very good actor, he does an excellent job. Kenneth Branagh plays Reinhard Heydrich. And one of the complaints that some Holocaust scholars had
is that he's a very good actor, he does a good job,
but he probably shouldn't have made Heydrich hot, right?
Like maybe that was a mistake.
That Heydrich is too sexy.
I tend to think the movie's just good enough.
If you've watched the second season of Andor,
the first episodes where they're planning that genocide
on Gorman are themed after that movie, like that movie Conspiracy.
Seriously?
Yeah, yeah, had a big influence on it.
Tony Gilroy's confirmed it.
But Eichmann, the guy we're talking about today, is not the architect of the Holocaust
because that generally goes to Heidrich, although obviously he was not the only person involved
in setting up the architecture.
But Heidrich and Eichmann were both at this meeting, the Wannsee Conference, where the architecture of
the Holocaust was set up. And Eichmann's primary job, you might call him the trigger man, not,
because there were actually a lot of guys who just shot people, right? Like the Einsatzgruppe,
who shot tens of thousands of places like Babiard. There were literal trigger men.
In terms of like, the Nazi state had to build a system that was effectively a big gun for
genociding people. And Eichmann was the man who worked, he was the guy who, his primarily,
primary thing was like logistics, like making sure how we're going to move, get all of these
people out of the communities they're in and move them into the different camps, right? He was the
guy who managed that system. He was the deportation guy, right? That was a big, and he was like overseeing
a lot of that system.
As we'll talk about, there's other stuff that he did,
but if you're making like a top five list of the Nazis
who were most directly responsible
for the genocide of European Jewry,
Eichmann is gonna make the list every single time, right?
Like he's that central to what happened.
And kind of the biggest probably, I don't know,
pop culture is probably the wrong way to talk about
Hannah Arendt's writing in 2025,
but it was at one point popular culture, right?
Like, cause this guy goes on trial,
he gets caught by the Mossad
and he goes on trial in the sixties.
And Hannah Arendt, who's a famous philosopher
and scholar of totalitarianism,
writes a book called Eichmann in Jerusalem, which is very much worth reading today, although very flawed.
It's very flawed in part, and one of the things that gets a lot of criticism for today is
that as she is describing Eichmann on trial, Arendt coins a term called the banality of
evil to describe the man that she sees in Israeli captivity, because he's just kind of this
late middle-aged balding dude,
and he's mostly talking about like,
look, I was just following orders, you know,
I was just doing what I was told to do,
I was one cog in a bigger machine,
I didn't actually kill anyone directly,
that was like the bulk of his legal defense.
And I think that, I don't think the banality of evil
is a useless term, I think it does describe a lot of people
who were involved in administrative levels
of the Holocaust, right?
There are individuals whose job is pretty banal
and who were themselves pretty banal
and played an important role in the killing machine.
Eichmann is not a good example of that.
He was not banal at all.
He is like a super villain.
In terms of his actual personality
and how he talked about what he did
This is not a but that was his defense in court. The reality of Eichmann was not a boring mental manager, right?
Yeah, yeah
She saw she saw Eichmann like out of power
It is old man's sweater pacing around because there's a famously a video of him pacing back and forth in his really prison cell
Yeah on the stand.
Of course he looked like the local accountant dork.
Yes, yes.
Of course he looked like that.
Yeah.
And it's one of those things, I don't think it's a useless concept, it's just misapplied
to Eichmann.
She does get, we'll talk about it, she gets a lot right in this.
We'll be quoting from it some in the last episode.
And it's one of those things, I don't reject the term the banality of evil.
I just think it often is, it's less aptly applied to individuals, often in part because
those individuals are not so banal as they may seem from the outside.
But I think there's a real banality of evil in the systems that we allow to exist and
that we live inside that can be turned
into instruments of mass violence or slaughter
because we collectively make the poor choice
to hand over more of our responsibility for our security
to elected officials and government institutions
that are neither accountable
nor interested in our health, right?
Like you could use the term banality of evil
for the 20 years that voters spent continuing to fund DHS
and to expand ICE, right?
Or to the work of editors at hundreds of publications
deciding to green light more stories about migrant crime
because hey, that does well on Facebook
and traffic is money, right?
The banality of evil is the Sulzberger family
who owns the New York Times ignoring the Holocaust
because Eastern European Jews from rural areas
aren't in their words worth caring about, right?
The banality of evil is all of us
hearing about shit like this and being like,
oh man, that's fucked up, but I gotta make the mortgage,
so I guess I'm gonna walk right past this atrocity
and keep going, right?
This can't be on me to fix, can it, right?
Yeah, the concept of banality of evil is not,
if you see a guy and you've heard of a guy,
Eichmann, for example, he's not the definition of the banality of evil. That like, if you see a guy and you've heard of a guy, Eichmann, for example,
he's not the definition of the finality of evil.
That makes him management.
No, he's management.
He is again, a super villain.
Like you stick this motherfucker in a Bond movie,
going on some of the rants he goes on and he fits perfectly.
So a big source for my episodes is a book
by German philosopher and author, Bettina Stangneth,
who wrote a wonderful book called Eichmann before Jerusalem. And in this book, number one,
she's trying to kind of break some of the myths that came up as a result of a rinse piece,
but she also highlights, opening this book, how relatively little we know about him in this passage.
We cannot speak of the systematic extermination of millions of men, women, and children
without mentioning his name.
And yet people are no longer even sure
what his first name was.
Carl Adolf Otto, it's the simplest of questions,
yet it can still surprise us,
long after we thought we'd established who he was.
Because he, you know, he has a couple of names
and he goes by a few in his life.
And there's kind of this open debate as to like,
what was he actually called as like a general rule
by people that he knew?
He's had a symbol to go after, you know, like Prince?
Yeah, Prince, right.
Yeah, Eichmann, we could just call him that.
He was born Otto Adolf Eichmann on March 19th, 1906
in Solingen, Germany.
But Bettina's point is that depending on who you ask
and what you read, there's room for debate
as to what he would have given as his name during different points in his life, right?
His first biographers were people like British journalist Comer Clark,
who in 1960 tried to chronicle Eichmann's early life and came up with a sort of tale of woe
you might expect from a great historic victim, right?
And this is partly what you get when a journalist tries to do a biography, right?
As he's like
It's one of my biggest pet peeves not what we do
Journal a journalist tripped into writing a biography or writing in-depth history like not our place not our place
In Comer's telling Comer Clark's telling Eichmann's mother died before he was five years old. His mother had to move back to Austria
from once they hailed when he was young,
but his father had to go back to Germany after this
to escape the sorrow of being trapped with memories
of his late wife, and so his boy was raised
largely by his aunts.
David Cesarini, who's a better Eichmann biographer,
summarizes the rest of Clark's version of events.
According to Clark, Eichmann was repeatedly mistaken for a Jew at school and beaten up,
which left him with a lasting antipathy towards Jewish people. Against this background,
it was natural that he should join the Nazi party after hearing Hitler speak.
And this is all nonsense. None of that's true, right?
If that happened, I really wish you would have learned the opposite
lesson of that, which is racism.
Oh, they must just that we all just must look the same.
Like this racism thing is stupid.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah.
If I can get mistaken for these people, Jesus, this racism thing must be bullshit.
Right. Yeah.
This this is almost certainly not what happened.
Cesarini, who is the author of Eichmann, His Life and Crimes, describes similar cavalcades
of bullshit from a generation of lazy, ahistorical, pop bios of this guy.
Quentin Reynolds, another British pressman, declared that Eichmann was left motherless
and introverted.
His family was so poor that there was never enough food on the table.
Young Adolf turned into a problem child and suffered even more once his father remarried a harsh domineering woman.
As a young man, he was unsuccessful and friendless, not least because he looked Jewish.
He failed in job after job and walked the streets of Linz with the unemployed.
That sounds more accurate.
It's not.
But it sounds like it should be, right?
Because it fits the Hitler profile.
I think that's why they did this, is that like,
well, that's kinda, I mean, Hitler was mostly in Austria
by the time he was like living as homeless, right?
He was-
Living in a men's home.
Yeah, he was in Vienna by that point.
But otherwise like, yeah, that's kinda Hitler's life, right?
Like his dad dies early, doesn't have a lot of friends,
he fails a job after job, right?
Hitler didn't get mistaken for being Jewish often,
but like, you know, the rest of that's pretty simple.
No, just inbred.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The pieces fit together, right?
Dead mom, dad not around, economic anxiety,
bullying that gives him a convenient reason
to hate Jews, right?
A shitty life.
It's an easy, easy thing.
Easy biography to accept for Eichmann.
Unfortunately, it's also hogwash. It's like if you easy thing. Easy biography to accept for Eichmann. Unfortunately, it's also hogwash.
It's like if you were to do a biography
of some modern day homophobic bigot and say like,
well, he got called gay or the F slur
a bunch on the playground as a kid, right?
So that's why he did such monstrous things as an adult.
And if you're like someone 300 years in the future
and you read that, you might be like,
oh, I guess, yeah, that makes sense.
But if you were to talk to like either of us
Like if they could bring us forward into the future and be like so is this why this guy did it we could be like Everybody got called those things on the playground man. Yeah
That was like living in the late 90s early 2000s man like that cannot explain why he did what he did
I'm also a bit worried because it's like oh, you he he failed at all these jobs you know shitty home life I'm like okay so he is at 17
he's going to enlist in the army and that is me. A lot of guys who don't go on to commit like hate
crimes and war crimes so maybe like I don't know. Got beat up for thinking of a
different race than I am that That is just me. Yeah.
Now, in Eichmann's case, there's even less reason
to believe his anti-Semitism resulted from bullying,
because there's simply no real evidence
that he was bullied about this or accused of being Jewish,
you know, in any way that impacted his development.
Likewise, the claims that poverty and desperation
drove him to fascism are baseless.
And again, I think this is like a mainstream Hitler discourse thing, right?
Like it sounds kind of like Hitler's backstories, so that makes it seem like, oh, of course,
this is where fascists come from, right?
It's more comforting than being like, no, fascists come from the same place like the
guy who runs the local fucking credit union came from, right?
Like they just come from the world.
I'm gonna read another quote from Cesarini's book.
And I want you to think about how easily
you could do a find and replace on this paragraph
and make it sound like modern reporting
on some American neo-Nazi mass shooter quote.
The NBC correspondent, John Donovan,
concluded on the basis of interviews
with Eichmann's schoolmates
that he was a lonely and distant fellow.
He was a fragile, underfed youth and an obviously unhappy one, a misfit.
According to Donovan, Eichmann represented the classic pattern of disturbed, introverted
personality which so often produced the larvae of fanaticism.
His father, a struggling and underpaid manager of a failing electrical company, simply could
not provide for his abundant family, and more often than not, there was insufficient food on the table.
The boy grew to manhood with a grudge and drifted around in a world without hope
until he traded a threadbare suit for a splendid essay uniform.
And again, not true.
I'm bringing this up to talk about like how, how similar a lot of these very
fake backstories are and what they say about what we want to believe about a
guy named Eichmann, right?
Yeah, we always wanna believe these people
come from like disadvantaged backgrounds
or tortured family homes or were bullied.
I mean, I know we're about the same age, Robert,
and what were we always told growing up
about the Columbine shooters, you know?
These people always need to be victims
of some kind lashing out.
They can't be cold and calculated and ideologically driven.
You know?
Yeah.
And there's this, it's tough too, because like there's this belief that is very common
on the left and I think is not a bad guiding light that like, well, you should seek to
improve people's conditions because that makes the world better.
And guys like Eichmann point out that like that, yeah, you should, but that's
not enough to avoid the birth of an Eichmann because what's kind of scary
about this guy's backstory is that if you grew up in the suburbs, like 10, 15
years ago, or like, you know, today, a lot of his background's going to
sound similar to you, right?
Like in some ways that are like weirdly direct
so his birth town Solingen was a
Industrial town in the Rhineland and his father was a modern German man with a modern German job
He worked as a clerk for a company that supplied parts to power plants
His name was Adolf Karl Eichmann and he was a strict disciplinarian
But not in a way that would have been weird to his son or anyone else, this was very normal for the time. Our Eichmann would recall in his own
autobiography, I acknowledged my father is the absolute authority. The earliest recollection
that he gives us of his education is of a kindergarten teacher with an illustrated book
of Bible stories, which showed Moses having demonic horns. Now Eichmann gave this recollection when he was on trial for genocide.
So he may have been trying to defray his culpability
by making a point about the deep roots
of antisemitism in his culture.
That said, as I've noted before,
you can today find churches in Germany
and elsewhere in Europe with what's called a Judensau
depicted on the outside, which is a sculptural depiction
of a pig suckling Jewish babies.
These are like medieval churches,
but they're around today,
and there were more of them back then.
So like the idea that he would have encountered this
in Sunday school, not weird, right?
Pretty racist culture.
Not at all.
Not at all weird.
Germany was a deeply anti-Semitic place.
And I also liked the idea of like,
maybe we shouldn't take
the guy on trial for genocide at face value.
Maybe the guy on trial for killing off
for the Holocaust at face value, yes.
Maybe the concept of innocent until proven guilty
needs to be ignored on this one, perhaps.
I think there were a lot of fascinating Jewish
prudential arguments about the Nuremberg trials and obviously this isn't a part of that
This was a different thing but like we're being in part of it was like number one
Well, technically everything these guys did was legal in their country
So like what law are we trying them under kind of ex post facto and number two like what we know
Like we know Herman Gehring doesn't have a defense against being Herman Gehring, right?
Yeah, it's the first legal precedent of fuck that.
Yeah, fuck it.
We've all come together and our six or eight judge brains
have decided fuck it, bro.
Fuck it, fuck it, we ball, yeah.
Yeah, ball is life in my weird dress with my wig.
All his life in my weird dress with my wig. Oh man, I did watch the fucking Mandela movie with starring Idris Elba as Mandela.
And it was like, it was fine.
But the opening of it is like early South African courts where everybody's wearing the
wigs even like the black lawyers.
And it's like, oh man, this is, did that really?
I guess that must have really been how everyone dressed in those courts.
Seems weird. I guess it's a holdover.
I love that there's still places that do it. Like this is ridiculous. I don't care if you're
passing me, like I could be sitting in front of you, hands cuffed together. And you're like,
I send it to you to death. I'm like, bro, not you. Now bring up the real judge.
Give me a real guy.
I sentence you to death, I'm like, bro, not you. Bring up the real judge.
I can't take this seriously.
Give me a real guy.
Yeah, whatever.
Adolf Karl, his dad, moves back to Linz
to take a job managing a local power company,
and his wife and kids follow about a year later.
They were evangelical Calvinist Protestants,
which made them as much a minority
in the small Austrian town of Linz
as the Jewish citizens, right?
Jewish people are like 17% of the population.
Evangelical Protestants are like 19%.
Linz is predominantly Catholic.
And while Catholics believe that good works
can win someone a place in heaven,
Calvinists are as close to the opposite of Catholics
as you get in Christianity, right?
The idea is there's an elect few that make it to heaven,
and those roles are fixed, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's very Dutch coded.
It's very Dutch coded.
But there's no real evidence
that this difference caused Karl a much trouble.
His family overall seems to have blended in.
His dad was a German nationalist
and as a Protestant as well,
he would have been drawn to George Ritter von Schönerer's
pan-German movement.
This was a foundational pillar of the right in Austria and also a prelude to Nazism's
conflict with the Catholic Church because the pan-German movement is a heavily evangelical
Protestant movement, right?
That's where like the core of the membership comes from.
And I want to read you a summary of Schönerer's life and career, written for Amsterdam University
Press, which notes that his politics were, quote, founded on antagonism towards Slavs,
Jews, and Catholicism.
This culminated in his establishment of the Pan-German party in 1879 and the subsequent
Away from Rome movement, seeking mass conversion of Austrian Catholics to Lutheranism, echoing
Bismarck's Kulturkampf in Germany.
Schönerer became notorious for his pioneering use of physical and verbal violence.
In 1888, he was imprisoned, losing his title and temporarily all parliamentary privileges
after ransacking the offices of a Jewish-owned newspaper.
In 1898, he orchestrated mob protests that expedited the dismissal of the Austrian Prime
Minister, Count Badini, one year after Schöner's own reelection
to the Reichsrat.
This was in protest against Badini's language ordinances,
obliging civil servants in Austrian Bohemia
to speak Czech, excluding Germanophones,
and it helped his party reach a high watermark
of 21 delegates in 1901.
Schöner helped create an entirely new political form
and climate described as being in a new key,
sharper, violent, demagogic.
And Schönerer is a massive, because again, Hitler grows up in Linz, Schönerer is a huge
influence on Hitler, right?
Like he is, like the way his party works is a proto-Nazi party.
These guys are destroying Jewish newspapers, they're getting into fights in the street,
and they're like a pan-german nationalist group, right?
Who is seeking to destroy any of these religions that have ties like his issue with Catholicism is its ties to Rome, right?
Which is obviously not German
Yeah as a German nationalist makes a lot of sense
I like that he he ascends to power because this entire thing is a I see you guys have a nationalist movement
And it's not doing very well. Have you considered violence?
Have you considered beating people up?
Oh, shit.
Street crime?
Oh, shit. This is working great. Yeah. Let's keep trying that.
This is wonderful.
So Eichmann would later recall that his father had been essentially apolitical. Quote, at
home politics was never discussed.
My father didn't bother with politics.
But that's the kind of thing people say
when like they don't view
whatever their family believes as political, right?
And as a kid, Eichmann doesn't think German nationalism
or pan-Germanism is political, right?
It's just correct.
It's like how you get,
there's some religious extremists in the US who'd be like,
Christianity isn't a religion. it's just the truth.
You know, right?
Like I've heard that's a conversation I've had.
It's like, I mean.
And having Christianity in politics
is neither something to argue for or argue against.
It just should be something that exists.
It's just the truth, right?
Yeah, it's just truth, you know.
I hate to see yet another father get radicalized
by using Facebook, you know. Tragic. Yeah, his dad get radicalized by using Facebook. Yeah.
You know?
Tragic.
Yeah, his dad would have lost it to Facebook.
So Schoenerer's party was the first big political party to influence Hitler, and in a less direct
way, the same would have been true of young Eichmann.
His family did everything a loyal Austro-Hungarian family ought to do, which for Adolf's mom
meant Maria popping out a child every single opportunity she had.
Little Adolf was joined by four siblings, three of whom were boys, in the space of about
eight years.
In other words, Maria popped out a kid once every two years until she died in 1916.
And her death was a consequence of both World War I is on at this point, everyone is starving
in Germany and Austria-Hungary, and number two, she's just had not had enough time
to recuperate between pregnancies, right?
So like her body is already taxed
and then there's not enough food
while she's going through pregnancy number five
in nine years.
Christ, give the woman a weekend off.
Nope, not the way they did it back then.
She dies at 32.
That was a lot.
Yeah.
This dude couldn't pull out of a driveway.
Ah.
The elder Adolf Eichmann remarried almost instantly.
This was likely a product of two pragmatic realities.
He had no desire to raise his own children
and he needed more children
because that's what you did as a loyal citizen of the Empire and a good evangelical Christian, right?
His second wife was also named Maria. Perhaps. Oh, that's weird. Perhaps he had a type although an Austrian woman named Maria
Not too uncommon. I am looking for an Austrian woman named Maria who could give births in litters
Three or four at a time would be ideal. It really saves us time and money.
Yeah.
He was like, I'm not learning another name.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
This is the world's first puppy play enthusiast.
Right.
I feel like he just numbered his children,
and he's like, number one, come here.
Yeah, it's faster that way.
Why is it always the psychos that want the most amount
of kids have the least amount to do with parenting them?
Because the point is to have the kids,
not to be there with them.
Fair enough.
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Jan Masilek was a model of German corporate success.
It seemed so damn simple for him.
Also, it turned out, a fraudster.
Where does the money come from?
That was something that I always was questioning myself.
But what if I told you that was the least interesting thing about him?
His secret office was less than 500 metres down the road.
I often ask myself now, did I know the true Jan at all?
Certain things in my life since then have gone terribly wrong.
I don't know if they followed me to my home.
It looks like the ingredients of a really grand spy story
because this ties together the Cold War with the new one.
Listen to Hot Money, Agent of Chaos on the iHeart Radio app, always the new one. You're back. All right. So his second wife, we'll call her Maria too. Her family has money, which helps a lot because they're going to have more kids.
Also her family is closely tied to, she has like a number of relatives who had married
into wealthy Jewish families in Vienna.
And obviously by that, you should know these are like urban, sophisticated Jewish, sophisticated
by the term of the day.
They're not, they're trying
to just be Germans, right? Which is not an uncommon thing for people in like the upper
class who are Jewish in both in Austria and in Germany to do, to try to kind of leave
behind the religion and like, we're basically secular, we're married into Christian families.
None of this really saves a lot of these people come the Holocaust, but there is this attempt
to integrate that, like, I'm a German before I'm anything else, right?
And that's kind of her family is, number one, you'd say probably more open-minded than a
lot because they are willing to marry into these families, although it's also this thing
of like, well, they got money, right?
So that overwhelms the fact that they're this race that a lot of people don't like, right?
They're rich. Yeah.
That kind of papers over that to some people.
But it's meaningful in the case of Eichmann
because you often don't hear this with him.
Every version of this backstory,
of his backstory emphasizes cultural antisemitism,
which both he was raised with
and tries to say that he was accused of being Jewish,
but it ignores the fact that he was exposed
to positive images and accounts of Jewish people
as part of German society.
His in-laws were Jewish, some of them.
He knew Jewish people growing up
and he would have had a family relationship with them.
So this is not a guy who was like destined by any means
to be completely antisemitic, right?
Destined by the stars to be a massive piece of shit.
Right, that's just not how it works.
This is a choice he makes at a point, right?
Now, obviously his mother's death
would have been traumatic for him.
It's always traumatic for your mom to die
when you're a little kid.
But again, a lot of these stories are like,
and he hated his wicked stepmother who was cruel to him.
He never described her that way.
He described her as a zealous and responsible guardian.
Which is like the highest compliment a German can pay you.
Right, right.
You get the feeling he didn't love her
like he did his mom, which again, isn't weird,
but he was like, no, she was like respectable.
She did the job that she was brought in to do, right?
And three more children quickly joined the family.
He later recalled of his family life,
there was no disorder.
We were brought up in a strict way
and we had a normal, quiet life.
He did recall as a child that while his stepmother tried
to get the family interested in the Bible,
young Adolf Eichmann was primarily interested
in the bits with battles and killing,
which is not abnormal for young boys
Yeah, that that's more on brand. I would be more worried if he wasn't he's like no
I'm actually more really into the logistics half of this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
What are they what kind of food were they cart around the desert for 40 years? How did they make that work?
Right. Let me see the wagons. Yeah
So one of his best friends as a child was a Jewish classmate, Misha Seba.
Seba's father was a pharmacist
and his mother owned a salon.
And the two were close enough
that Cesarini describes them
as regularly staying over at each other's houses.
So again, this is not a guy who's destined
to the kind of anti-Semitism
that he is going to adopt in adulthood.
It's a choice he makes.
Seba and Eichmann would maintain their friendship,
in fact, well into not just adulthood,
but Eichmann's involvement with like far-right organizations.
Into the early, I think like 32
is when they have their last contact.
So like that's late, right?
And that's also not uncommon though.
No, no.
All of these psychos who, you know,
maybe put the blueprints of the Holocaust in place
or high-ranking members of the Third Reich
had some kind of hands-on shit.
Like all of them had close personal contacts
with Jewish people and the mental gymnastics they work,
are like, ah, well, he's on the good ones, it's fine.
Yeah, and that is in fact a thing that was talked about.
Like, and they cover this in conspiracy,
but at the Vonse Conference where they're trying to decide like, how far do we go with this? Yeah, and that is in fact a thing that was talked about like and they cover this in in conspiracy
But at the von se conference where they're trying to decide like how far do we go with this and finally like look?
Everyone has their good Jew, but we just can't build that into the plan
We have to try to wipe them all out right but like as I like Hitler even there was one Jewish guy
He picked to spirit out of Nazi Germany after he took power his family doctor, right? Oh, there's, he was also his personal driver.
Yeah, his personal driver was Jewish as well, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, like, all of these guys had relationships
with Jewish people, right?
But, you know, that's just the way racism works, right?
And nobody ever accused him of being smart
or logical in the racism.
No, there was a fucking, fucking great Louis Theroux documentary
where he goes to see Tom Metzger,
who used to lead an organization called
White Aryan Resistance or War that was responsible
for the murder of a young immigrant named
Mulugeta Surah in Portland years back.
And Metzger is as violent and anti-Semite as possible.
And during Louis' time with him, he like meets his neighbor
who's like a Mexican man, and they're like friendly. And Tom's like, no, I mean, like we get along,
like I like him. Like it doesn't change my overall opinion about like different races.
And it's just like, yeah, that's just how these people are. Like cognitive dissonance
does you're not immune to it just because you're a bigot, right? So anyway, Seba and
Eichmann are friends for a while.
And yeah, another friend of his was Friedrich von Schmidt.
And this is a friend more that you would expect from a guy who grows into what Eichmann was.
As you can tell by the von, Friedrich is the son of a noble family.
His dad had been a field marshal for the Austro-Hungarian army, which means he was terrible at his job.
None of them were good.
Nobody's ever been terrible at his job. None of them were Worse at their job. Yeah, not a single good field field marshal in that army
And his family was impoverished by the time that Eichmann met him, right?
Probably because of the heretofore mentioned World War one, right? Yeah, I'm glad I'm glad to see at least one family got what they deserve
Yeah At least one family got what they deserved. Right. Poverty. Yeah. Cesarini notes that the mere fact
that Eichmann was allowed to play with this kid
counters the narrative that he was like a desperate loner
on the fringes as a kid,
because like Von Schmidt's family
wouldn't have let them play,
their son play with the weird kid, right?
That's just not the way these groups worked.
If anything, it's evidence that his family
was quite well placed in society to be hanging out with us.
Even though they're impoverished, it's that kind of European nobility that's poor, but
they still have social standing.
And they're not, yeah, and they don't, and like the Eichmann family is not like impoverished.
I think they go from kind of lower middle class to solidly middle class by the time
he's like an adult, right?
Like is sort of how Ike, and again, Middle class terms like that are not as useful when we're talking about
Austro-hungry in the first half of the 20th century, but that's or Austria, but that's
Used horse salesman like a used car salesman didn't exist yet
Yeah, yeah that they drive the they drive the equivalent of a Pontiac vibe and horses, which I guess is just a horse with no legs
equivalent of a Pontiac vibe in horses, which I guess is just a horse with no legs
that you pull with a fucking mule.
Motherfucker put my horse up on cinder blocks.
We pull horse with mule.
Is Pontiac.
This is my horse vibe.
So if we're looking for signs in his childhood
of the monster he would become,
we don't have a lot to go on from childhood trauma
because he doesn't seem to have had
a lot of childhood trauma.
More than probably you and I or most kids,
because he grew up in World War I, right?
He's not fighting in it,
but everyone is starving for a while, right?
That's probably pretty bad for you.
Now, what's interesting to me is that like,
it is a seminal moment, this war, for a lot
of the Nazi old guard, whether they fought in it or not, but Eichmann didn't talk about
it much, and we get little of his backstory on that.
Now, he would have been inundated with imperial propaganda, and the shortages of the war years
would have impacted him, but his father seems to have maintained a comfortable living for
the family in spite of the times, and was never drafted himself, which also suggests
that what he was doing
was really useful during the war, right?
To not get drafted by the end of that fucking thing as a...
Yeah. Yeah.
He either had really good connections
or he did something, some kind of manufacturing.
Right. Because by the end...
He's working in power, right?
Yeah, like by the end, the Austro-Hungarian Empire
was scraping the bottom of the barrel.
They were drafting the horses with no legs.
Do you have one more hens? Okay. That's not a good Austrian accent.
What was that? That was so bad.
How am I doing it?
We have paperwork for something called the horse vibe.
So the war cost Austria what was left of her empire, right?
And a third of the German speaking population wound up separated into different countries,
which really pitts us off pan-Germanists like Eichmann's father.
But again, we have nothing that shows Childe Eichmann was particularly traumatized at the
war's outcome, nor is there any particular evidence that his dad blamed the Jews.
We might do better looking at the place
and systems he was raised in
than the specifics of his family life.
This is because the town he was raised in, Lenz,
is also the town where Hitler had written
and raised a couple of decades earlier.
And the future Fuhrer was at this point
on the Western Front during World War I,
but he and Eichmann went to the same high school as kids,
obviously with some time in between them,
and they had some of the same teachers, right?
God, that's weird.
Like, Eichmann has Hitler's history teacher, who is this guy.
This guy.
That history teacher has the most
cursed alumni meetings ever. Oh my God.
And he's a piece, like, he's got some blame
for what happens, right?
He has to
Track record is uh-huh as it is spotless in tragedy
No, and this is why I always tell my friends who are teachers don't teach children things
It never ends well, you know keep their little minds empty, right? Yeah, I had a teaching job for years
I'm never gonna say I was a good one, but I'm willing to bet
I did not teach the American Hitler.
Way too busy watching Remember the Titans.
Right, yeah, just put that on a bunch. They'll be fine.
His history teacher was named Dr. Leopold Poech.
Po-e-tch, P-o-e-t, like poet, S-e-h.
Both Hitler and Eichmann later wrote about the impact this man had on their developing
minds, so it's probably worth looking into him a bit deeper.
In Mein Kampf, Hitler wrote this about Poetge,
Quote, An old gentleman, kind, but at the same time firm, he was able not only to hold
our attention by his dazzling eloquence, but to carry us away with him.
Even today I think back with genuine emotion on this grey-haired man, who by the fire of
his words, sometimes made us forget the present,
who as if by magic transported us into times past and out of the millennium mists of time
transformed dry historical facts into vivid reality. There we sat, often aflame with enthusiasm,
sometimes even moved to tears. He used our budding national fanaticism as a means of educating us,
frequently appealing to our sense of national honor. This teacher made history my favorite subject,
and indeed, though he had no such intention,
it was then I became a young revolutionary.
Not a good teacher.
No, no, that's not good.
You fucked up, Leopold.
Yeah, at any point you're a teacher,
do you get noted in your students that...
Manifesto?
Manifesto, yeah.
Right?
Not a good vote of confidence.
So Poet was a German supremacist,
although he was also one, he was a weird kind
because he was super loyal to the Habsburgs,
which obviously Hitler does not become loyal
to the Habsburgs.
He leaves Austria to join the German army.
His exhortations to nationalism influenced
both Hitler and Eichmann though.
Eichmann recalled later that while he was never very political as a kid, he reflexively
leaned towards right-wing nationalism.
This would have kept him well inside the mainstream within lens.
For most of his childhood, the city government was run by Mayor Carl Burely, who headed a
coalition of lawyers, teachers, small business owners, and government employees who were
all bound together by a shared hatred of liberals, Jews,
and the Catholic clergy.
All right.
And yeah.
It's just a normal Republican meeting these days.
It's a normal Republican meeting these days.
His father went through several career changes, Eichmann's,
and significant reversals of fortune while he's a kid.
The job in Linz had initially seemed like a step
to the upper middle class, and for a time it was.
But his dad retired early and put his savings The job in Linz had initially seemed like a step to the upper middle class and for a time it was,
but his dad retired early and put his savings into a 51% stake in a mining company based in Salzburg which was experimenting with an early form of what we now call hydraulic fracturing.
He has some family money from fracking. Adolf Eichmann? He's an oil and gas kid?
fracking Adolf Eichmann. Even he's an oil and gas kid.
Oh, so does this make him like
ancestrally from North Dakota or something?
Yes. Is he is he decoded?
Yeah, that's why Adolf Eichmann High School is located in Bismarck.
I'd say sorry to our listener in North Dakota,
but they don't have the Internet there, do they?
Explains all the Nazis there, to be fair. It's I'm sorry, North Dakota, but they don't have the internet there, do they? It explains all the Nazis there, to be fair.
It's, I'm sorry, North Dakota, I love you.
I don't love you, but I've been to you.
I don't think anybody could be in love with a Dakota.
Yeah, it's hard to. It's more of a friend.
Like loving a vampire squid, you know,
you can appreciate some of its characteristics, but.
A what? A vampire squid. squid the fuck is a vampire squid. It's a squid. That's a vampire
Come on your brain's working today. It is what it says on the tin. Yeah. No, it's it's what's advertised
Your brain is like this today. Bop bop bop bop bop
That's a lot of days sophie much like the legs of a vampire squid there we go
That's a lot of days, Sophie. Much like the legs of a vampire squid.
There we go.
So this 51% stake in a fracking company in Salzburg,
it brings in a living, but it doesn't make them rich, right?
You're in it a little too early to get loaded from fracking.
So Adolf's dad invested what was left of his savings
and his wife's inheritance into a mill in Upper Austria.
This was a bad choice, and the investment went bust quickly.
Carl pivoted to an investment in a company
making locomobiles.
I had never heard of these.
They were an early form.
What the fuck is a locomobile?
They were steam powered cars.
That rules.
I mean, you have to invent something
with your horses, the fucking legs.
Yeah.
So he gets into locomobiles, but it turns out this isn't like a real investment.
His business partner is a con man who hangs himself.
So.
Well, yeah, you invested in steam powered cars
with the local Austrian flimflam man.
And you're an oil man.
Some biographers would try to make hay
out of the impact his father's unstable employment
and financial situation might have had, as with the fact that his dad is gone for a period.
There's like a year where he's working in Germany while Eichmann's a kid.
But Eichmann never related this as particularly traumatic and the evidence shows, well, again,
they had financial difficulties.
They were never in danger of of losing their home or starving.
If anything, the Eichmanns enjoyed unusual stability and financial security for people
of their class and time.
Not that they were totally stable, not that they didn't have anxieties, but they had it
better than a lot of folks.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, they're making a killing selling weird steam-powered cars, saying their neighbors
drinking water on fire with fracking.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, his business partner in the steam cars thing
killed himself because it would belly up.
So I don't know about that part.
But yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It's more of a Shelbyville thing, I guess.
It's a Shelbyville thing, yeah.
But he does get tricked by, yeah, the fucking music man.
So as I noted earlier, when I read Cesarini's biography,
the big thing I took away was how
similar Eichmann's childhood was to like mine, which is not something that tends to happen
with books about guys who grew up in Austria at the turn of the century.
And I find this very weird.
I'm just going to quote from that book now.
Eichmann's social life was typical of the children and youth of his class.
Like every good bourgeoisie child, he was taught a musical instrument and he became
a proficient violinist. His father encouraged him to learn fencing, and
he took classes in jiu-jitsu. He was enrolled in the Young Men's Christian Association
and went to the club every Sunday after attending church with his family. He later joined the
Wander Vogel, a sort of scouting or woodcraft association that organized hikes and camps
for teenagers. The particular Wander Vogel group he joined belonged to the Federation
of Youth Organizations, which was ostensibly apolitical, although the movement had a strong,
if diverse, ideological currents running through it. Eichmann's group, named after the Griffin
Bird, introduced him to older boys who were already in the ranks of right-wing Austrian
militias.
And just like the whole, yeah, he has to learn an instrument, everyone does, he takes fencing
classes, he takes jujitsu, like he's doing karate classes.
I didn't know they were doing that
at this point in time in Austria.
I love the idea of a Nazi brown shirt
getting in a street battle, he just falls on his ass
and starts scooting around to try to do Brazilian jujitsu.
Yeah, like a crab on his back.
I'm gonna pull guard on the underman.
Man, it's so man. It's so funny
It's just it's all yeah, that's fascinating me
And yeah the wonder Vogel there were like there was like a left-wing chunk of them
But the group he is and he doesn't get in involved in right-wing militias
But he now has friends in them right and he will know people kind of the rest of his life until he gets
Directly in the far right who are are in far right groups, right?
This makes sense to me as someone who did a lot of jujitsu
where you never expect that you're gonna end up
with a group of right wingers,
but the second you walk into the jujitsu gym,
like, huh.
The vibes are off.
Yeah, I guess I'm in a right wing space, aren't I?
Oh God.
I saw three people with hats that are problems walk in.
I may not be happy here.
Speaking of places I'm not happy,
a world without these products and services.
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Just like great shoes, great books take you places.
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I'm Danielle Robay, and this is Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from
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Every week I sit down with your favorite book lovers, authors, celebrities, book talkers,
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He was the first and the original shock shot.
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I don't want you to. I hope that you pick me apart.
His voice changed media. His death shocked the nation.
And it makes me so angry that he got himself killed because he had a big mouth.
KOA morning talk show host Allen Berg reportedly was shot and killed tonight in downtown Denver.
He pointed to the Denver phone book and said, well, there are probably two million suspects.
This guy aggravated everybody.
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Jan Masilek was a model of German corporate success. It seemed so damn simple for him.
Also, it turned out, a fraudster.
Where does the money come from?
That was something that I always was questioning myself.
But what if I told you that was the least interesting thing about him?
His secret office was less than 500 meters down the road.
I often ask myself now, did I know the true Jan at all?
Certain things in my life since then
have gone terribly wrong.
I don't know if they followed me to my home.
It looks like the ingredients of a really grand spy story
because this ties together the Cold War with the new one.
Listen to Hot Money, Agent of Chaos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
And we're back. So Eichmann was an indifferent student.
We might even say a bad one.
His later life would show him to be a generally smart guy, or at least to possess kinds of
intelligence.
So the way I read this is that he's not motivated by any of the schoolwork he's doing, nor
is he motivated by any of the paths set before him by his education.
His father takes him out of traditional school in 1921 and puts him into a vocational program
to train him as an electrician.
His dad is like, you're not doing well in school school and you have to learn how to
do something.
But he fails out of vocational school.
He ultimately drops out without any kind of degree.
So he's now failed both of the different kinds of schooling tracks in Austria at the time.
Now for a young man with fewer means behind him, this might have ended with Eichmann winding
up like Hitler, you know, as some of those other biographies had claimed.
Living on the streets of Vienna, homeless or at the edge of it.
But unlike Hitler, Eichmann's father was still alive
and Eichmann's dad used his plentiful connections
to get his job.
He owns a mining company, right?
And he gets his job involved in the fracking company, right?
So Adolf Eichmann, future foreman of the Holocaust,
his first like big boy job is hydraulic fracking, right?
That's Eichmann's-
As a fail son.
As a fail son?
Yeah.
Yeah.
His dad seems to have put him through a number of roles
at the company, trying him doing out,
doing everything from squeezing through underground tunnels
to running machinery above ground.
Eichmann liked work in the tunnels.
It was physical and dangerous and seems to have been
the first labor that he found motivating.
After some time working at the fracking company, he did an apprenticeship at an Austrian electronics
company which occupied him for two and a half years until his dad convinced him to take
a gig as a radio salesman.
This does not pan out, and ultimately Eichmann gravitates towards a position he finds advertised
in the paper at an oil company.
His stepmom used a family connection through one of her Jewish in-laws
to get him hired by the owner of the company, who was also a Jewish guy. Now, the executive who
interviewed him told him he was too young for the job, but said, I've been told to hire you anyway,
so congratulations, like welcome in. I don't know if this guy survives long enough to regret this or
not, but... Yeah, if Eichmann was at all embarrassed or ashamed
at the nepotism involved in keeping him afloat,
he left no record of it.
Instead, he seems to have enjoyed the job
and the relative comfort it afforded him.
He bought a motorcycle and devoted himself to the work
well enough to get promoted.
Key to his success was that the job involved constant travel,
which he mostly did via the motorcycle that he bought. Already, Eichmann showed a preference for work that allowed him to set his own hours
and mix desk work with time in the field.
He spent a lot of time out in rural Austria, finding spots to build gas stations, and he
had to handle a lot of logistical hurdles, scheduling fuel deliveries to make sure that
shit got where it needed to be at the right time.
And he gets good at this, right?
Like, his training for how to make the Holocaust trains run
is setting up gas stations and gas fuel deliveries, right?
That is honestly something I could see coming.
Yeah, it's not so surprising
when you lay it out like that.
A middle management NEPO guy in the oil, gas fuel
to fascism pipeline.
I feel like that's a pretty well trodden path.
Now he was known to work hard often during the weekend,
but he was also not someone who led his social life atrophy.
As Cesarini writes, his social life flourished
now that he had disposable income,
freedom to come and go as he pleased on weekday evenings
and a motorcycle with which to impress prospective girlfriends at the weekend.
He was definitely a lot not the lonely Gausch outsider, who depicted as the typical recruit
to Nazism in many of the psychological and socio-psychological explanations for the
movement's growth.
His prison memoir is filled with gratitude to his father for the move to Upper Austria,
his second homeland, and for giving him a glorious, untroubled youth,
a keen horseman, he spent hours riding in the countryside. He recalled that, as for all young
men, those days offered him love, spring, and life. Motorsports, mountain sports, work,
coffee houses, friends and girlfriends, and why not, filled the days and years."
So- Good for him.
He's living it up. Again, not at all the guy he's described as
by a lot of people.
He's a dude with a social life.
He's a dude who's reasonably good with women.
He's a dude who has options to be happy outside
of joining the Nazi party, right?
Yeah, if we didn't know how the story ended,
I would say, well, I'm sure this guy turns out perfectly
normal for a German of the era.
A normal dude, yeah.
Now, throughout this period,
the Nazi party is a rising up in Germany
and in Austria, the left and right
are engaging in open warfare in the streets
with the government cracking down hard
against the social democratic militias.
Eichmann is an ignorant of any of this,
although he is not initially much of an activist.
His particular chapter of the Wandervogel movement
shares members with some of these militias
and this seems to be where he starts
the years long onboarding process
that eventually leads him to Nazism.
His aristocratic friend, Von Schmidt,
convinces him to join an anti-socialist
nationalist association for veterans.
Obviously Eichmann isn't a veteran,
but that's not a problem.
He joins the young veterans wing of the group,
which is I guess for non-veterans.
That, young veterans? I think it's- is I guess for non-veterans.
Young veterans? I love that.
I think it's you'll be a veteran
when the war we all know is gonna come.
Well, yeah, future veterans.
I mean, a young veteran back then
could have just been child soldiers as well
because there's plenty of them floating around.
But I love that he's like Adolf Eichmann,
honorary Austrian veteran.
Honorary Austrian veteran, yeah.
We're gonna throw rocks at you
and it's like you're in the Tyrol, right?
Yeah, what a fucking loser.
A cold rock's at you.
What a bunch of nerds.
So this is where he learns to march and shoot.
Their leader, and it's so funny to me
how close this guy's last name is to Hitler,
their leader is Hermann von Hiltl.
Not quite Hitler, Herman von Hiltel
Not quite Hitler right
Hiltel it's like carcinalization, but for fascists like evolution was always working to produce a Hitler
If Hitler if our Hitler hadn't come up the von Hiltl family would have produced a Hitler given enough time, right? Then they would have just started to shift.
Yeah, give it enough time that the chances of Hitler approach one.
Their leader, Colonel Hermann von Hiltl, was violently anti-Semitic and described Jewish Marxism as the enemy of Germany.
He was an outspoken advocate of dispossessing Austrian Jews who owned land and stripping them of their citizenship.
advocate of dispossessing Austrian Jews who owned land and stripping them of their citizenship. Von Hiltl railed against Jewish immigration into Austria and held regular rallies where
his loud, violent young followers would encourage their Jewish neighbors to leave the country.
Now this is the group that Eichmann starts hanging out in.
There is a Nazi party in Austria by the late 20s, but Eichmann isn't interested in it
because it's really weak and small. It's like by far the weakest part of what is at that point
a vibrant far right ecosystem.
So he's like the Nazis, like those are Germans
and they're kind of losers.
Like there's better far right Austrian groups.
Evan Burr Buke, a historian of Linz,
describes the Nazis in this period as a party of outsiders.
And Eichmann's not an outsider, right?
Key aspect of him, he is never an outsider.
Party of outsiders, okay.
It's the weirdos and the freaks
who become Austrian Nazis in this period, right?
And Eichmann is not, you know,
he's a normal guy with pretty good connections.
So he joins a mainstream far right militia
that uphates Jewish people, right?
He's like, sorry, not Nazi enough for me.
No, no, Nazis, mm.
He's like, I just think that you should be more Nazi.
Yeah, a little fringe for me, darling.
So I don't know why I gave Eichmann that.
Yeah, what?
I know, I'm telling you, your brain today is really fun.
I've got George Lucas disease.
I can't help but imagine Germans
as sounding like British people.
I mean, to be fair.
Look, it works.
It makes sense, right?
We all agree.
There's a reason why whenever they make Nazi movies
and the bad guys actually have speaking lines,
they're always just played by people with British accents. Yeah. There's a reason for that.
Yeah, the big exception being Waltz in the Tarantino movie.
We're like, oh shit, they actually have a German guy doing Nazi stuff.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Um, in 1930, Eichmann gets engaged to a cop's daughter.
The relationship is not going to work out, weirdly enough,
because she doesn't like Nazis, right?
She's like this cop's daughter,
which doesn't mean she's not far right or racist.
It just means they like another party,
and the Nazis are kind of weirdos.
One day Eichmann is over at her family apartment in 1931,
which, and their apartment sits above a bar
that Nazis would gather in regularly throughout the week.
And Eichmann later claimed, in our circle, and like he's talking about their friend group,
it was the done thing to say that the NSDAP consisted of idiots and no-hopers.
And his fiancé made a statement to that effect when she saw a troop of brown shirts marching
down the street. Eichmann got angry and snapped back,
these idiots have order and discipline, and they march well.
He ended the engagement shortly thereafter.
They're really good at marching.
I can't put up with this.
They walk too good.
They're so good at walking.
God damn it.
Don't you understand how important walking is?
By 1932, the Australian economy is in the tank, and Eichmann doesn't lose his job right
away, but he can see the writing on the wall, right, that like his company is going to have to get rid of him.
He may have ultimately joined the Nazi party as much as anything because he saw a future
there and the potential for paying work, right?
Not initially that he is such an ideological Nazi because he's still not at this point.
He's a German nationalist, he's increasingly racist, but he could have gone a couple of
ways. But he's like, look, the Nazis, they're starting to, but he could have gone a couple of ways.
But he's like, look, the Nazis, they're starting to,
they're no longer a fringe group in Austria
by like 31, 32, right?
They're starting to get more normal.
And if you know anything,
like my career is based on a version of this,
if you wanna move ahead really quickly,
you find a thing, an organization that's fairly new
and growing rapidly,
and you just kind of stick yourself in there and find like a place where you can sort of
make it your own.
Right.
And that's what he's going to do with the Nazi party.
He's like, this is a new organization.
I can push my way.
Yeah, it's the way everything works.
No, no, no.
This is way before that.
I'm talking about like my early,
like you find a company that's just started
and they're desperate for people
and you just start deciding my job's gonna be this,
my job's gonna be that.
And it offers opportunity that doesn't exist
in like the Austrian state, right?
And I mean, this is definitely a guy
that's very, very comfortable job hopping
whenever he sees an opportunity. Like he doesn't have a career. He's like, I'm an oil man. Right. I'm, this is definitely a guy that's very, very comfortable job hopping whenever he sees an opportunity.
He doesn't have a career.
He's like, I'm an oil man.
Right.
I'm also an electrician.
I'm doing this.
I'm doing that.
I worked as a clerk for a little bit.
I guess I'll be a Nazi for a paycheck.
I'm an oil man again.
And he sees, number one, the corporate economy
is not going to be good for a while.
The Depression is starting.
And the Austrian government is a really ossified,
so you don't move quickly in that. The depression is starting and the Austrian government is a really ossified so that you
don't move quickly in that.
The Nazis, they're starting to take power in Germany by this point.
The writing is on the wall there and he's like, well, maybe they'll take power in Austria.
I think this is going to happen.
And the sooner I get in, the better my chances of getting a really good job in the new state,
right?
Because this is still a small organization.
I can make myself a big part of it and when it takes over, I'll be really well state, right? Because this is still a small organization. I can make myself a big part of it.
And when it takes over, I'll be really well positioned,
right?
It's just a smart way to look at
like any kind of like organization, right?
Like if you're looking to jump ahead in your career,
find a place where they don't really have anything
solidified yet, you know?
That's just kind of always how big organizations work.
By the end of 31, the Austrian Nazis had started getting their shit together,
just as the dominant far-right militia of the area, the Heimwehr, starts falling apart. Eichmann
finally joins the party in the spring of 1932, after the Nazis sweep a bunch of local elections
in Vienna and Salzburg, right and
We should see this again as he knows where the wind is blowing right?
Like you know, he's aware of what's about to happen and he's positioning himself for kind of the next big part of his life
Which we will be discussing in part two. Oh
boy, I
How we feeling about Eichmann?
Weird I don't I don't know how to put it.
Honestly, Eichmann is a guy which, obviously, we know a little bit about him just from the
background of knowing about the Holocaust.
But the fact that he seems so normal is off-putting because even the normal Nazi guys, there's
something truly strange about them.
He is very normal up until, you know, we're about to get to when the Nazis take over Austria.
He's still not even really ideologically driven other than what could be considered mainstream politics at the time.
Right.
Yeah. No. And that's like, yeah, that that's kind of the thing about him that's really and you can
see a bit of this with Heidrich too,
where, well, you're, and even with Mengele,
where it's like, yeah, your biggest motivation
is your career, is this movement has allowed you
to leapfrog ahead at a much younger age
to a high position than you would have ever gotten
in the old German state or the old Austrian state,
right?
That just wouldn't have happened.
And look, if you look at like, I'm just looking right now at this 22 year old kid that was
appointed to DHS to lead terrorism prevention, right?
It's the same thing going on right now.
There's opportunities in shit like this for very young people who aren't good or great
at anything and who wouldn't have risen up in the traditional system,
but things have been disruptive
and they're primarily good at not causing problems
for the people above them, right?
Yeah.
And yeah, you can make a place for yourself that way.
Auto, move fast and break things.
It's a great picture though.
It's a horrible picture, the kid is terrible. It's a great picture though. It's a horrible picture. The kid is terrible.
It's so scary.
Someone needs to give that kid a swirly immediately.
I do wonder, would we have been better off if Eichmann did get the shit bullied out of him when he was a child?
Is this a proper application of bullying?
There's only one way to find out, Joe.
You and me. Time machine.
We gotta get in a time machine
and we gotta beat the shit out of little kid Eichmann.
And I mean, put that fucker in traction.
Like, Austria, like a whole body,
like a big old machine, like fucking rusted metal
nailed to his body until he gets better.
That's what we're doing.
Me and you need to knock back a couple of pine sked,
go back in time and beat the shit out of this child.
Just wail on his ass, absolutely.
Yep.
Good call.
This is it.
This is what we're doing.
All right, everybody.
If you have access to a time machine, let Joe and I know.
I promise that's all we'll do.
We're not going to do any sports betting.
Absolutely not going to do a lot of sports betting with it. We would never do primarily sports betting instead of saving lives, you know
That's right. We're not going back to 2001 to bet on the World Series
Not me. Yeah, not me. Well, obviously we'll stop 9-eleven, of course
Yeah, definitely. I I promise that I will only go back in time to beat
up children mm-hmm that's right that's how I'll stop 9-eleven I'll go back
further in time I'll beat up other children yeah I'm gonna try I'm gonna
travel back to Saudi Arabia when bin Laden's like seven and just kick the
shit out of that kid until he's pissing blood that's what we're doing exactly
this will fix all these problems The only way that will stop it
is time traveling child abuse.
Yeah, that's the way to do it.
Bin Laden waits another five years
and his big attack is ramming a plane
into a podcasting studio.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Okay, well, we should probably stop now.
We'll be back in part two for more genocide.
Bye, everybody.
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