Behind the Bastards - Part One: Frank Lorenzo: The Man Who Ruined Air Travel
Episode Date: August 1, 2023Robert sits down with Miles Gray to talk about Frank Lorenzo, the vulture capitalist who murdered the airline unions and made flying terrible. (2 Part Series)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...formation.
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Miles talks about his baby. How you doing Miles? I just started recording but
yeah. I'm great. I'm great. So yeah recording, but yeah. I'm great.
I'm great.
So, yeah, I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Thanks for having me.
It's been too long.
It has been too long.
Yeah, it has been too long.
Because that's selfish baby.
Yeah, I know.
Well, now that that guy's out of my way
and I've got that obstacle out of,
or my career obstacle out of my way, I'm back, baby.
He hits six months and you're just like locked in now.
It's like done.
Fuck it.
Yeah, you're old enough.
Find a life.
Exactly.
Just, you know, like sitting in this cardboard box
with some of my old Ninja Turtle toys
and like a air pod playing or whatever, you know,
call it a home pod playing and you're good.
Yeah.
Miles, how do you feel about airplanes?
Robert.
I mean, I like, as a kid, I like going on airplanes,
but you know, you all, you never know
when you're on those things.
You never know.
That's my feeling on them.
Whenever you're on a plane.
Like sometimes you get tricked and realize
you're on a plane only belatedly.
You're like, wow, what an odd and realize you're on a plane only belatedly,
you're like, wow, what an odd, very long house
with straight twin does.
I'm always just thinking they're gonna crash.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I don't think that happens.
I always have planes anymore.
Yeah, not as much, but I think I've seen too many
like 80s movies that had like plane crashes in them
that like I'll get on and then like when I look at
the other passengers on like music starts playing in my head.
And I'm like, these are the people that lost their lives
on this plane.
Yeah, you know, I think the thing that I find unsettling is less like,
because planes are pretty statistically safe, except for every now and then,
like that, maybe that Malaysian pilot or those guys in France, you get like a pilot who just decides to end
it all and take everyone with them.
And I find that slightly unsettling.
Yeah, you got to trust them.
You got to trust them.
You got to trust them.
And pilots are the kind of people who become pilots.
You know, if you've ever known a pilot, who boy? That's not a trustworthy breed right there. So really?
Yeah, this isn't an anti, but no, I,
I feel nothing for pilots, one way or the other.
So I feel nothing when I look at you.
So what, the one person I know that's a pilot?
Yes, that does, I was like, I was like, yeah, okay.
Or maybe it isn't thing I'll be cute.
Oh, now that I think about it, yeah,
I know somebody who has a pilot's license
and they're kind of like a more like a pirate than a pilot.
But yeah, I get to vibe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Miles flying outside of the occasional,
largely irrational fear of death,
has become both safe and also deeply unpleasant.
Like it sucks.
Like I think for most people,
if you have to get on a plane to go somewhere,
the getting on the plane part is pretty thoroughly
an unpleasant process, right?
Oh, like 100%.
Yeah, and it sucks like comprehensively.
Like it's not just that like being on a plane sucks
because you're crammed in with all these people
and like, yeah, it's just physically unpleasant.
I fucking hate though now the hell,
basically they want to make seats
as uncomfortable as fucking possible.
So you're like, well, we have Economy Plus,
Economy Plus Plus, Economy Plus cubed,
business first, diamond, and you're like,
what the fuck can I just have like,
just slightly more room because I'm over six feet tall.
Like, please, something like that. They also have the thing now're like, what the fuck? And I just have like, just slightly more room because I'm over six feet tall.
Like, please, something like that.
They also have the thing now where like,
they have the, okay, you can pay less,
but you don't get to pick your seat.
Yeah.
That used to, like, that didn't use to exist.
That used to just be the way the planes worked.
Yeah, everything's a fucking add on now.
It's good that we're talking about this
because today we're talking about the guy
who made it that way.
All right, we're talking about the dude
who made all of that be a factor in flying,
who like turned it from a process where you just bought a ticket
to go to a place and you were treated like a human being
to this bizarre, weird capitalist nightmare
where you've got like 11 different options and all
of them suck way more than being on a fucking train.
That's who we're talking about.
His name is Frank Lorenzo and he made plain suck.
Yeah, he's a fun little monster today getting some capitalism back guy here.
So I like this.
Okay, so good.
I don't have to deal with too much.
I can just deal with my own frustrations that are based off of being on a plane rather
than something deeply horrifically fucked up like every other time.
Yeah, I mean, it's fucked up in that he's like your normal sort.
He's like your Uber capitalist kind of asshole, but it's also this thing where like the whole
airline industry, like all of the pilots and ground crews and stewardesses and stuff who have been working in it
for a while, like blame this guy for everything
that sucks with air travel.
And some of the things they blame him for,
like things that they kind of did,
like it's not all on him.
Right, right, right.
But yeah, it's an interesting story.
And it's pretty bad today
So that's what we're gonna talk about this week. We're gonna talk about Frank fucking Lorenzo
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. So Francisco Anthony Lorenzo was born on May 29th
1940 in New York City the windy apple
He was the third of three sons and his parents were named Olegario and Annaloranzo.
Um, everything's fine with his name except for the Anthony as a middle name.
I don't trust people with an Anthony right in the middle name.
Anthony's a first name.
Could be a last name.
It's never, it shouldn't be a middle name.
Wait, why do you feel so fucking strongly about what a middle name?
I don't think it's right as a middle name.
Why are you being so conspiratorial today?
What do you mean?
I think no, it's an interesting,
I'm just, we're gaining perspective into Robert's mind.
Like, because I think,
I feel like 70% of like Catholic men's middle name is Anthony.
Yeah, well, I don't trust the papests, you know?
Like, yeah, that makes sense.
They're loyalty is to the Pope, the Pope, Miles.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. what is a good middle name?
Like, um, Tiddlybop.
Anyway, so,
I forgot, I forgot all the middle names.
So, his, his Dan ran a beauty salon and his mom worked at the beauty salon and they
were like pretty
comfortable.
Like, they're not rich, but they're pretty solidly middle class.
They're doing well enough that his dad is able to play the stock market as a hobby.
He's, again, he's not like, you know, fucking printing paper, but he's got a portfolio that's
worth like 120 grand by the time he dies, which you're talking like the 70s, the 80s,
that's not bad, that's not stalks.
That's like he's doing pretty good.
Yeah.
So one of the things that Olegario teaches his son about
is the concept of risk.
And when we say risk in this context,
we mean gambling, right?
Like when money people talk about risk,
they're talking about like whether or not
you have a good shot of like, you know, winning
when you throw your dice at that roulette wheel or whatever.
Frank was pretty good at this from the beginning.
He showed an aptitude for numbers and he was really fascinated specifically with how he could
fuck around with numbers in order to make money.
When he was in junior high school, he ran the school bedding pool on the World Series,
which was illegal at the time.
But what are you?
A cop?
Come on.
So, wow.
So, he was running, uh, just taking bets on the fucking World Series.
Yeah, he's taking bets on the World Series.
Wimsy cool times.
Yeah.
Good, good stuff.
The single most enduring memory Frank had of his childhood was of the family apartment,
which sat right under the approach for La Guardia Airport.
As a little kid, he'd spend hours
watching the different planes from various airlines land.
Now, this is a period in which flying is pretty new, right?
Like if you're watching planes fly overhead
in like the 50s and 60s,
we've been doing that, you know,
about as long as today, Paul Rudd has been alive. Right?
That's what you got to think.
If you're watching planes in the 60s, planes as a concept, or about as old as Paul Rudd
is to us.
I'll wait.
And when we say Paul Rudd, what are we dating that from his birth or his entrance into our
sort of pop culture consciousness?
Yeah, I would say from his birth, but like either way, I don't remember a time without
Paul Rudd.
Do you?
I mean, for me, I think Clueless is the punctuation point.
That is the point where he, that's the big bang, I would say, for Paul Rudd.
Yeah, that's the big bang for Paul Rudd.
For me, at least for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Permian explosion.
Exactly. big bang for Paul Rudd. That's for me. Yeah. Yeah, the Permian explosion.
Exactly.
Paul Rudd.
He's still going to take no waves of that movie from when Paul Rudd came on the scene.
Yeah.
So he's watching the play and fly overhead.
He doesn't know yet about the movie Clueless because it's the 60s, but one day he presumably
will watch it.
So by the time Frank is making memories,
man had only been taking commercial international trips
for about 25 years.
There was still a magic to air travel then,
and it was only slightly dimmed by all of the people
who'd gotten incinerated from this guy during World War II.
Airlines in those days were run by the same kinds of guys
who'd helped invent air traffic as like a thing.
So these dudes like airline CEOs today are just like any kind of CEO, right?
But back in the day, airline CEOs were all former pilots who'd like been test pilots.
They'd like flown in wars.
And they were they were often crazy people, right?
Like that was just the kind of person who could get these jobs.
A representative example of the pack was Robert Foreman 6, the CEO of Continental Airlines, which was the
most prestigious airline in the country during Frank's childhood. 6 became the CEO of that
company in 1936 and held the job until 1980, by which point he was like, she's senile
and the company was failing because he didn't know how to do anything anymore. Um, he had dropped that up high school at 17 and gotten fired from his sales job for
taking flying lessons on company time.
He'd received his flying license at 22 and become an air racer.
And he got like rich during World War II because he used all of his airlines planes to take
US troops to Europe
for the Army Air Corps.
That was just the thing the big airlines did is they were like, I guess we're having a
war.
Everybody take your war.
It's like if we were diverting 737s to Ukraine so we could kick explosives out of the
back.
I mean, why not?
Yeah.
Yeah. With JetBlue, yeah, that's when you see spirit airlines flying overhead. Yeah. blow sips out of the back. I mean, why not? Yeah, with jet blue.
Yeah, that's when you see spirit airlines flying overhead.
Yeah, after the war, he got rich particularly because like, he was the dude who started
inviting celebrities to take like, you know, trips on his planes to, you know, vacation
destinations or to Europe.
Like, the idea of the jet set is created in part by like Robert Sixx.
Like, that's the, the duty is he makes flying sexy.
He also beat the absolute hell out of his wife and kids, but like that kind of goes without
say, right?
The different time, yeah.
Rich Maniac in this part, a period of time, yeah, probably.
Holy shit.
Not crazy.
That whole, like, I know, like, there are these places in LA where it's like the inside of an old airplane where people can
Pretend it's like the glamorous air travel time. That's all because of this yes rock Bobby Bobby six is the dude who like creates that that
Cultural touchstone or helps and then right became a decrepit monkey skeleton in his yeah later years. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
For some reason a lot of guys have trouble giving up power and influence miles, wild stuff. Thankfully, our generation will never know anything about
that. No, no. So then there was Edward Vernon Rickenbacher, who, man, that is a pilot name.
That's a hell of a pilot name. That's a good thing.
Vernon, how about Vernon as a middle name? I'm fine with Vernon. Vernon's a fine middle
name, you know, a little old timey, but yeah, it works for me. It's so tidily Bob, though. Yeah, no tidily Bob,
sorry. So obviously Edward Vernon, Rick and Bocker, that's a World War One fighter pilot.
And he was in fact a World War One fighter pilot. He wins a medal of honor. He's actually
the most decorated US flying ace of the war. And as a side hobby is a race car driver,
because like, why wouldn't you be the coolest dude you
could possibly be. It was a shooting crouts out of the sky. Yeah. Every now and then if he saw
one by the edge of the track, he'd just like run him over, you know, hit it Germans.
That blonde hair. Let's. He's born in a pile like most great pilots. Yeah, got to get the fuck out of that state.
And his penchant for daredevil rate mainly came from the fact that he was like the least lucky person on the planet. As a toddler, he was hit by a street car and knocked 12 feet down into an
open sewer. His brother tried to save him after he was hit by passing coal cars as a little kid.
One time his school caught on fire and he nearly died trying to save his coat from the
building.
Um, so yeah, like, this just, it sounds like a really normal, when was he born?
Uh, in like, I don't know, you know, late 1800s, something like that.
Yeah, that sounds like, yeah, that sounds like a very normal childhood, I think, back then.
It's like, yeah, everyone was fucking ran over into a open, fucking sewer as a baby.
Yeah, he's just like constantly getting maimed and beaten and it's like, I guess the sky
couldn't be worse, right? Like, German bullets aren't more dangerous than the street in 1913.
It's so, it is such a different time.
Because you know, you look at those old pictures
of like what jungle gyms you still look like for kids.
Like in the fucking 20s.
And it was like, just a gun on the ground.
Yeah, exactly.
It was like a knife pit with like a bunch of poles
that were like 25 feet high with like, you know,
handles and shit on it.
So kids could just sit on top and break their fucking necks. Yeah. Yeah. If they, if they die, they die. So after the
war, he founded a motor company. And this motor company went very quickly bankrupt.
But he was famous because he'd been such a good fighter pilot. So he was still able to
create another company. This one was an airline called Florida Airways, which collapsed because would you fly on
Florida Airways? Like absolutely not. No. It sounds like you're gonna get robbed. Like you idiot
You really thought this was a fucking airline? Yeah, you're fucking money now
You're gonna get robbed and you're gonna have to sit next to the guy until it lands in Sarasota, right?
Like yeah, no, there's no flight, Robert. There's no flight for the air.
That's a euphemism.
It's a code word for a fucking like armed robbery rig.
Come on.
Oh, yeah, he's flying Florida airways now.
Yeah.
Oh, looks like you got two first class tickets
to Florida airways.
What?
So Florida airways also collapses.
I don't know.
That's not real.
That has to be a fake name. No, no, no. That's the real name. That's not real, that has to be a fake name.
No, that's the real name, and it becomes the foundation of a lot of modern air travel,
because he takes Florida Airways while it's failing.
And again, largely because he's just got so much famous guy, Cloud, he's able to merge
it with Eastern Air Transport to create Eastern Airlines, which becomes one of the titans of the first big age
of air travel.
He also was a cartoonist weirdly enough.
Basically, if you wanted to do it as a job
when you were nine, this guy lived it.
He was in every way a cooler dude
than the subject of our episode, Frank Lorenzo.
I used to be a flagpole sitter too.
So by the time our boy Frank was in his late teens, his family was doing well enough that
his father sent him to a super fancy rich kid school.
Forest Hills high and Queens.
In his description of Forest Hills, Lorenzo emphasized emphasizes what a fish out of water
he was.
He's this blue collar, Spanish kid, and a school filled with white collar Jewish kids. But like his dad's like playing the market as a hobby and as a business owner.
So he's like, it's not that blue collar. Like he overemphasizes it. There's a little bit
of like, I don't know, Jewish panic type deal where he's like, well, compared to all of
these, these Jewish kids, I was real commoner, you know, stuff. It's like, well, man, easy.
Chill out, Frank.
So the fuck up.
It does sound like it was an inseparable school.
Because again, everybody there's pretty rich.
One of his classmates was John Vinicure, who went on to edit Paris's international
Harold Tribune.
Simon and Garf Uncle were one year below him.
I wish there was something more interesting about that,
but that's the only fact I found about it.
The one real warning sign Frank exhibited in this point
is that he volunteered to work as a hall monitor,
which is fucking cop.
No, absolutely not.
That's unacceptable.
I found out my partner, her majesty, was like a home monitor.
Like, when I found that out, I had like an existential crisis almost where I was like,
what the, like you're a cop.
Yeah.
And you wanted to do that?
It's like, yeah, and you got to wear the sass and shit.
I'm like, this is fucked up.
Yeah, that's bleak.
You know, I feel like home monitors.
Yeah, it's like the DEA for not wanting to be in math class.
Yeah, it's ROTC for, you know, baby, whatever, baby cops.
I mean, you don't actually get to do anything in ROTC except look like a piece of shit and
that stupid uniform.
You get to wear it though and fucking salute the flag on
the flag now. Yeah hell of a lot of fucking salute in the flag. Jesus Christ.
Um, so did the ROTC kids, you have, I'd ROTC kids like in my school that were
basically like have like doing stolen valor like wearing medals and shit like
on a weird jacket as they put the flag on, I was like, is this?
Oh man, they got, in our OTC, we got swords.
We got swords for a while,
and then one of the kids threw his to like attack some other kids,
and then they were like, I guess we can't
half the more wearing swords anymore.
Were they super sharp?
No, I mean, they were like swords, but they
were like parades. They're a mollion. They had not been sharpened. But like, it was still
a sword. Yeah, yeah. That was obviously how that was going to go. Yeah, of course, that
was going to go. And it made me just think that everyone at school should have to wear
a full saber at all times. But that's a separate belief. So honestly, I joined ROTC for the sword. Like if I heard this, like, you get a sword
at that. A lot of people did. A lot of people did, my.
I'm doing it for the sword. Do it for the sword, y'all.
Do it for the sword. So at this point, his life goal, Frank's life goal was to study engineering
when he went off to college. He graduated in the late 50s and was accepted to Columbia University.
And this right up from Texas Monthly describes his time in college pretty well.
The making of Frank Lorenzo seems to have begun at Columbia University, where he graduated
in 1961 and later endowed a scholarship in his father's name.
He was well known there and meant the 2000 students.
He joined the top fraternity, Sigmakai, and served in student government as Secretary
Treasurer of the undergraduate dormitory council.
Former classmate.
That was the worst fraternity at my college.
They like, they got like removed for doing bad shit.
Oh, yeah.
He's just wait so fee.
He's a piece of shit in the school.
All right.
Cool.
Former classmates use words like glib and slick to describe him.
He tended to skate close to the edge.
Recalls classmate David C. Ferman, Lorenzo's college nickname around his flat, Frankie smooth talk.
The moniker seemed particularly well suited in light of.
You're just making shit up right now.
No, he was Frankie. He was Frankie smooth talk. So the thing that he fucking does in college
that's so funny is like, he's in this campus
political organization that's linked to all of the Christian fraternities, like Sigma
Kai, to try to make sure that the Christian fraternities get a bunch of student officers.
And they're specifically, they're opposed.
It's not like a left versus right thing.
The Christian fraternities are fighting the Jewish fraternities.
So first off, you
could guess there's some problematic shit being said in the background. Yeah. And so, yeah,
he's like, basically, he's their Roger Stone. And the night before the final day of baloting
for seats on the student governing board, Lorenzo meets with a bunch of other like these
Christian frat guys in a dorm room to discuss quote
the possibility of voting twice. So he and all of these other guys like make a list of students
who probably wouldn't vote and then go vote illegally in their names to rig the election.
So he's like he's the Roger Stone or at least the E Howardard hunt, but to like, it's shady kind of bigoted college politics.
Wow.
What an entryway.
It's like, yeah, yeah, and we had to dilute the Jewish vote,
but we put some voter fraud.
What?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I got this shareholder meeting covered.
What?
I feel like I'm going to get,
I feel like I can guarantee you they didn't say
we're gonna beat like the Jewish frats.
They used to different word.
Yeah.
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So he is the only member of this conspiracy
who gets caught voting twice.
The student paper reported,
at first he denied everything and claimed
that he had tried it as a stunt
to test the election commission
to see if anyone can actually get away with voting twice.
So he actually does the whole,
like I was just testing to make sure
that your guys had good security. Oh good, good to know good to know. Yeah, just
that's that's like this shit that the fucking guys on to catch a predator say. Yeah. When
they get caught like I was here to warn the kid about what can happen when you talk to
people on the internet. Yeah. That's why I came. Uh huhhuh. Yeah, he does that. Um, you know, guys, you know who else engages in antics?
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Oh!
Alright, and we are back. We're back. And we're talking about our buddy, Frank Lorenzo,
the Roger Stone of anti-Semitic college election.
Shit. So the newspaper continues that story after he pretended to be testing the election
system.
Lorenzo soon cracked under the pressure of the board's questioning and admitted to voting
twice.
He and five others were banned from ever voting again in a Columbia election.
So he is, he is permanently, he is a school politics felon.
He's permanently lost his right to vote at Columbia University.
Oh, it's funny.
Now this was before culture war politics had become as monetizable as they are today.
Like, I think there's, if this kid is going to school in the present, he never becomes
a business guy.
He like joins Turning Point USA straight out of college and like tries to milk this for
forever.
100% yeah, he has a podcast on daily wire.
Oh yes, absolutely.
Yeah.
So yeah, Lorenzo, because the campus press
doesn't have much to focus on,
Lorenzo kind of becomes their Nixon for a while.
When classes start back up in the fall,
the paper starts a campaign to make him resign
from his position on the dorm room council
based due to his quote,
lack of any semblance of self-respect
and honor.
Now,
and that's the best way to insult someone.
Especially because it's like,
you're on the dorm room council.
Now, I've never went to Columbia,
but I did briefly live in a dorm in college
before I dropped out.
And the only thing I know about our dorm room officers
is that I bought liquor from them when I was 18.
Like, exactly.
Yeah, that's it.
They were selling you like diluted drugs basically.
But I love that even for the bar to be basically subterranean
that they would still say, you're just lack of,
what do you say?
So what was it, sulfur?
Lack of any semblance of self-respect and all.
That's so funny.
So Lorenzo eventually decides to resign and he writes a public letter announcing that
he's giving up his job, but he doesn't give a specific reason for why he quit.
He just says, the political events of the past semester make by resignation mandatory.
So you can see just kind of instinctively like this dude, this dude has what it,
you know, is gonna have what it takes
to succeed in business or politics.
Now, from the available information,
it kind of seems like the rest of his time in school
goes by without anything,
a podcast about shitty people can make content out of,
at least.
Over the time he was there,
Frank's interest veered from engineering
and towards economics,
a clear sign that he was going to be a shitty person.
He also started reading biographies
of various famous business tycoons,
like Andrew Carnegie, who once sent an army
of Pinkerton detectives to launch a seaborn invasion
of a mill occupied by striking workers,
which sparked a massive gun battle,
like a 12-hour gun battle,
that ended with strikers hucking dynamite
into the Pinkerton boats
and rolling a flaming train car
at the barges in the river to break the beach head.
Now, we can assume that when he read about this,
Frank made a note of how violence with nothing
but money behind it didn't work for Carnegie.
It was only once he got the government on his side
that he was able to crush the strike.
And this is a thing that Frank's going to make a note of, right?
That like, you can't just have guys with guns go into break up strikers because there's
always going to be more strikers than you have guys with guns.
You got to get the feds on your back because they always have the most guns.
Yeah.
And the best toys.
And the best toys for sure.
Yeah.
Now, while he was a frat boy, Frank was not wealthy enough for his parents to pay his
tuition.
He had to work odd jobs throughout school, selling ties at Macy's and at one point driving
a Coca-Cola truck, which required him to join the Teamsters Union.
If you ever commented on the pay and benefits he received due to his Union membership, we
have no record of it, but he does have to spend some time as a Union man, which will be relevant
in a little bit.
Once he graduated from Columbia, Frank applied to Harvard Business School, where he wanted
to get an MBA.
He was a member of the generation of young business executives who would become what were called
corporate raiders in the 70s and 80s.
This is, we've talked about this in our Jack Welch episodes.
This kind of period, this transitionary period from the 60s to the 70s is sort of the birth of the ideas that we now just see as like how capitalism works that like-
Yeah, private equity.
Yeah, private equity, companies only responsibilities to a shareholder is like, you know, strip mine
resources for short term profits, lay people off to jig the stock price up so you guys
could get money.
People died because the business became so poorly won because
we're extracting all the money out of it. Yeah, whatever. That is kind of the era, at least
that he's going to Harvard in, is like the guys who are going to preside over that transition
in capitalism are all kind of in school at the same time. Yeah, the guys who are voting
twice in college elections are not pretty out. Exactly. Set up an intricate system of shell
companies to be able to dodge any kind of legal liability when people die.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't want to not dodge legal liability when people die, Miles.
Think you want to be like that genius CEO of Oceangate, you know, Stockton Rush.
Dodge all liability by imploding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Doesn't the Stockton, I feel like whenever I hear that name, it sounds like a fucking arena football team. Stocktonoding. Yeah. Doesn't the stock didn't, I feel like whenever I hear that name,
it sounds like a fucking arena football team.
Stockton Rushes.
Yeah, I'm like, the fuck, the Stockton Rushers.
I don't know, there's a Fort Stockton, so.
Yeah.
You guys, you could like pivot off this, you know?
It takes take advantage of the SEO opportunity.
Make some weird joke football jerks.
Yeah.
So where Lorenzo really shined is at a social organizations at Harvard.
He doesn't love the classes, he does well, but he kind of comes out of Harvard being like,
well, that was more or less for the name, right?
To be able to say, I graduated from Harvard.
But he does do well running the Harvard cafeteria newsstand, which is the
only store on the business school campus. He apparently makes bank doing this. So, yeah,
might as well start with grifting other Harvard kids. His first job after graduation was
at TWA, an airline that at the time was headed by Floyd Hall. Like the other airline CEOs,
we talked about Hall was a two-fisted army pilot who had fought
in World War II and then worked for the airline as a pilot before becoming CEO.
Floyd got hired away to Eastern Airlines right as Lorenzo started working at TWA, which
signified like a new era of management, like Floyd kind of leaves TWA and gets replaced
by a dude who's not a pilot, not a war hero.
And it's kind of part of this transition where Americans are starting to see airlines
not as like these kind of symbols of progress and American greatness, but as like, you know,
assets to be mined for profit, right?
It's the business is becoming more of a normal business.
It's losing its kind of prestige.
And I'm going to quote from Texas monthly again. As a manager of financial analysis,
Lorenzo distinguished himself as a man who could push past details to the heart of the matter.
But he was too ambitious to patiently work his way up the corporate ladder. A year later,
at 26, he resigned to go into business with a soft-spoken Harvard classmate from New England,
Bob Carney, who worked for two new orc investment houses.
The two formed Lorenzo-Carnie and company, although the company at the time was a secretary.
We thought we could make some money and airlines, Carnie Recalls.
We had an entrepreneurial birch.
Each partner put up a thousand dollars.
Lorenzo-Carnie was essentially a consulting firm in search of investment opportunities.
So, they don't really have a plan for what their business is going to do.
They just like start a business
and like if we can just get an airline to pay us
for something, we'll figure it out.
So they try a few things.
They struggle to get a start like leasing out planes
and shit, but they're not able to actually like make a profit.
So they spin off from this business
that doesn't work to yet another business,
jet capital corporation.
And somehow, it's kind of unclear to me
exactly how this works, but like, they start a company
and just sort of like start going around
to investors with money in 1969 and going like,
isn't it a cool name, jet capital corporation?
Can we get in?
Can we get in?
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't want to get in on this.
Yeah, I wonder, was this like the internet kind of where enough people kind of knew, but probably just weren't savoring it. Can we have some money? Yeah. Yeah. You really want to get it on this? Yeah.
I wonder was this like the internet kind of where enough people kind of knew, but probably
just weren't savvied enough.
You're like, they're pretty confident and they're called Jack Capital Corporation.
Yeah.
It's kind of one of those things, right?
And so they get $1.4 million.
And they don't have really much of a business plan, but they don't need one.
And as soon as they get this pile of money, Frank, you know, there's some other stuff they
are doing, some consulting. But Frank pitted it Frank, you know, there's some other stuff they are doing some consulting,
but Frank pared it pretty immediately as like, that's all small potatoes.
What I want to do is I want to like take this money and use it as a basis to get more money so we can just purchase an airline.
Now basically as he's kind of like talking this up, he's going around, he's going to parties,
he's able to like make friends with some guys from Chase Manhattan Bank.
And these dudes are eventually like, hey guys, you know, we have this, this boutique
airline in Texas that's doing really shitty.
Like if we can help you guys put some money together, you can buy this airline and try to
rescue it and make a bunch of money.
And it's here that I should probably pause to explain how fucking airlines work in this period of time.
Because it's weird, flying again, like, you know,
1918 is kind of when it first becomes a business
in the United States, because that's the year
the post office starts doing air mail routes.
And air mail is like the first big business
that like planes are involved in the country.
US Army pilots are all of the people actually flying the routes.
And they establish this national system of runways and airfields that kind of, this is
what eventually turns into the airports that are all over the country.
It all starts as like post office airmail, like landing strips and shit.
This is all supported by something called the 1925 Contract Air Mail app.
This gives the post office the right to award routes to private carriers, which kind of creates
the private industry for flying and shit.
So the years that follow this are this kind of messy slurry of these new airlines,
flighting for routes and the government struggling to like make sure there's places for them
to land. It's really messy, but all four of the major airlines that dominate
the sky today, which are like united, American, trans world, and eastern, originate from
this period, right? Like these are the guys that all of our modern airlines are basically
the big ones at least are basically directly or kind of indirectly descended from, right?
Come off this tree. Yeah, exactly. So, passenger service, you're not like flying people,
right? Because planes are terrifying death traps, like they can barely take letters places.
But this starts to change by the late 30s under the watchful eye of Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
who is like, you know, a modern dude, but also pretty bullish on regulations. So under Roosevelt in 1938, Congress passes the Civil Aeronautics Act, which gives regulatory
authority over air travel to something called the Civil Aviation Authority.
And so the Civil Aviation Authority quickly gets a better acronym called CAB because they
change the name to the Civil Aeronautics Board.
And these are, this is like the precursor to the FAA.
Cab is what we have before the FAA.
While today the FAA, basically just, it seems like their job is mostly to make sure people
continue to not die from passenger flights.
Cab has another role, which is to make sure that there's not competition in the air travel business,
like that's, it's kind of this,
it's very alien to modern Americans,
because the government's like,
all right, we're gonna have planes.
This is gonna be a business,
but we don't want them competing, right?
If planes compete, if airlines are competing,
then like a bunch of ugly shit's gonna happen,
they'll be like fighting for the bottom in order to be the cheapest carrier.
And we don't want it to work that way.
That doesn't seem a good way for planes to work.
What the hell?
Kind of parallel reality is this.
Yeah, it's really strange.
It's just such a different attitude towards all.
And part of it's because the business is so new.
There's a bunch of government subsidies.
If you're doing certain routes
or you will get money per flight from the government too,
to kind of help, because there's this understanding
that like, well, just kind of naturally,
like a lot of shit's not gonna make sense financially,
like flying to a bunch of different states and shit,
there's just not gonna be enough business
for it to make sense.
So we want to establish, like we want to establish a network of flights and shit, there's just not gonna be enough business for it to make sense. So we want to, we want to establish, like we want to establish a network of flights and airlines and the only
way to do that is if the government kind of helps these companies out. But if we're gonna help them out,
they shouldn't just be, you know, making as much money as possible, right? Like there's,
yeah, we need to put in some limitations so that, like, it doesn't get as messy as other things
have gotten. I think they're kind of looking at how all the nasty shit
that happens with like trains during like,
right, 1800s and going,
well, we want to avoid some of that.
So, cut to.
Yeah, cut to today.
So things are good for a while.
You get your second world war,
you know, which means that suddenly there's a lot of money
going into growing the airline fleet.
A lot of it gets pressed in the military service. And then when the war ends, there's all these pilots, these guys
who just like got trained up for free by the government. And then suddenly like nobody's
paying them to incinerate cities in Asia or Europe. And then they're like, well, I guess we
should buy something else to do.
All right. Can I still get drunk while I do it? Yeah, absolutely. No one said
you can't be drunk. You're just flying suits now. Oh, okay. For sure, man, pour me a
martini. Let's go. So because cab was fundamentally pretty anti-competitive, it works out this
system with all of the major airlines. So there's kind of two types of airlines. There's little ones where you're just kind of flying
within a state.
And the little airlines, they're kind of,
they're a lot less regulated, right?
The pilots aren't considered to be the same quality
of pilots, but it means that like little airlines
can do shit like offer discounted tickets
and whatnot, all this shit that's gonna become like standard.
Whereas big airlines aren't allowed to do this, right?
If you're flying interstate and international routes, you like can't,
you just have to kind of like offer one kind of ticket for a flight,
which makes everything simple.
Like when you're booking a plane, you're just like, well, yeah,
I just want like a ticket, you know, to, to fucking Sarasota or whatever.
But it also means the system is horribly inefficient
because since the big airlines are just kind of offering
one ticket price for each flight, this makes it simple
but it means that if a flight lifts off for like,
if like, you know, it's about to be flight day
and there's only 30% of the seats on the plane have been filled,
they can't stop start offering cheap seats
to try to fill up.
So it's horribly inefficient.
And this is a big part of why you get every so often,
these people posting pictures of old planes being like,
wow, flying used to be so nice.
Why can't it be that way again?
Well, part of why flying was so nice
is that barely anyone was ever on planes, right?
Like, yeah, it
was a lot nicer when nobody was on them because people suck.
Yeah, there's just like about, yeah, we have 14 seats. And it looks like a living room.
Yeah, there are, there are five rich dudes on board. Everybody is completely hammered.
Right.
Like the, like, instead of getting a single ginger ale,
you get like a handle of gin and a Cuban cigar, you know,
it was, it was nice.
Right.
Do you have seat belts?
They're like, what are you a priest here?
Here it is.
This is Lodnam.
Take all the Lodnam you want.
Yeah.
What the fuck is this?
Our pilot made some bathtub heroin.
Everybody chill out.
It's gonna be choppy.
No, so a big part of like why flying as nice is that like,
most people are not able to do it.
In 1965, which is when Frank gets hired by TSA,
only about 20% a little less of the US population
had ever been on an aircraft, right?
And for, so in 65 less than 20% of the countries have even been on an aircraft, right? And so in 65, less than 20% of the countries
have even been on a plane,
by the year 2000, half of the US population
flies at least once a year.
So, and basically everyone who gets to adulthood
is on a plane at least once, right?
Very rarely.
Yeah, it's just like life now.
So the other thing that's happening, right,
is the 70s dawn, is this generation of MBAs
who are Lorenzo's peers are all starting to reach high positions in their field.
So a lot of these guys are, again, the first of what we now call corporate raiders.
The best touchstone of this, if you watch the movie Hook, that's who Robin Wilson's character
is supposed to be, right?
Like he's this, uh, Robin Wilson.
Or not Robin Wilson, Jesus Christ.
Um, Robin Williams.
Robin Williams, I, uh, I didn't sleep last night. Robyn Williams. Robyn Williams. Robyn Williams. Robyn Williams. Robyn Williams.
I didn't sleep last night.
Robyn Williams is supposed to be a corporate writer, right?
Like he's a, yeah, he's like this guy whose job is to buy up companies and then like strip
them for assets.
You know, he's a pirate, right?
Like that's the point of the, yeah.
So to give you an idea of the kind of men that Lorenzo called colleagues and
what they're doing to the rest of American capitalism in this period of time, I run a,
what a read a quote from a summary of the book corporate Raiders and their minions by John
Weir close quote. The Raiders who close describes are colorful to say the least among them.
There's Robert Campou, who sought to maintain his youth with injections of fetal lambrain
cells and whose blitzkrieg across the department store sector of the North American, American Campou, who sought to maintain his youth with injections of fetal lamb brain cells, and
whose blitzkrieg across the department store sector of the North American economy ended
with the bankruptcy of federated department stores in 1990.
Carl Icon, who supposedly said, if you want love, buy a dog and gutted TWA, and Robert
Maxwell, who overpaid from McMillan, contributing to the collapse of his media empire and leading to his suicide by sea.
Thanks to these characters,
companies can't coast anymore.
Cooke-close, likeens the Raiders effect
to the West Indian slave revolts in the 1800s,
saying, the new M&A transformed public corporations,
the establishments, repositories of power and wealth
into very public, very visible,
very vulnerable sugar plantations, open to all with the will, the intelligence, and sometimes
the personality disorders needed to gain entry.
The corporate raiders explains close are also the ancestors of today's shareholder activists.
They don't buy underperforming companies, they buy into them and force their managers
to up their game.
So they're all crazy assholes, right?
Like that too who gets these
jobs. Feeding them.
Damn brain cell engines. Hell yes.
Is like some fucking Peter deal shit. Like what the fuck is this?
When you read about these guys, it does make it clear that like, oh, a huge part of like the massive
PR blitz to make the tech industry feel like something special
was just to briefly convince people that these guys weren't the same as it ever was, right?
That like all of these tech heads weren't just like, no, they're just bad, so could code.
Yeah, exactly. Some of them can't even code. They're just injecting fetal lambra,
and I wish more of them would do the suicide by see thing.
Also, what is that?
Is that a specific way?
Or is it like you're going out on your yacht to end it all?
On a jump off or something?
Yeah, let's look up Robert Maxwell.
Let's do the research I should have done.
I wonder, yeah, I was like,
or is it like a thing where you were like a meat suit
and then you jump into like shark-infested waters and like just let the seed do its
Oh, man. This guy looks like shit. Look at this dude. Holy fuck. So if you Google Robert Maxwell
What a monster. Oh, this is Gillin Maxwell's dad. Yes, I have heard of this. Yeah, he dies mysteriously at sea and there's probably
Something to do with them. Yeah, this is killing Maxwell's dad.
Look at this fucking weirdo.
Oh my god.
Hell yes.
Those eyebrows.
We'll do an episode on this guy at some point.
He's dressed like Tucker Carlson, but he looks like if Tucker Carlson melted in the
sun.
Yeah, or like funny or he him and like John Taffer from Bar Rescue, became one guy. He does have the look of like a fucking
Paul Verhoeven like secondary bad guy.
So funny.
Anyway, let's all think about
Gillen Maxwell, I guess.
I don't know, whatever.
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doing is they're finding lazy, underperforming companies that have a lot of useless positions
and have wasted.
It basically coasted during the years when the American economy was like a freebie, right?
The rest of the world was destroyed by war, and we just like,
you could do anything as a business guy and make money.
But that's starting to end by the 70s, right?
So some of these guys are just like finding companies
that were not set up well in ending inefficiencies,
but a lot of them are just like gutting good businesses
for short-term gains.
A good modern example of this would be what happened
to the company that makes instant pots.
They merged with the maker of Pyrex in 2019,
right before a giant sales spurt due to the pandemic.
But since that growth wasn't sustainable,
like especially since instant pots,
you don't have to buy instant pots.
Yeah, every year.
Yeah, right.
So if corporations functioned in anything
that resembled like a rational, healthy manner,
this would be fine, right?
You'd be like, well, we had that nice year or two, we made a bunch of extra money and
now we continue our nice, steady business.
But because capitalism has been, you know, particularly because of like the kind of these corporate
rate or dudes are the guys who run everything now, what they do is, soon as there's this
big, like, windfall, is they take
on a $450 million loan.
And they kind of justify this by saying, oh, we got to build new production facilities.
We got to pay for R&D on a new product.
But that's not what they do.
And I'm going to quote from Crane's Chicago Business Newsletter next.
That debt refinanced $294 million in existing debt, including $100 million
tied to the 2019 acquisition, and helped support a $245 million dividend to shareholders.
Essentially, none of the debt supported investment in the business. So basically, the good
luck of the pandemic year let them con their way into getting half a billion dollars of debt they
were never going to be able to pay off, most of which they gave them socks.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
It's like all that shit, like even we were just talking on on daily's Ike, I said this
guy who talks about like private equity and how yeah, another way they do it is like when
they buy these businesses, they'll force these companies they take over to sell all of their
property to the private equity firm and then begin leasing it back to them
so they can immediately start seeing a profit.
And you're like,
that's not really business.
You're just running a con.
Yeah.
Which is,
you're just, yeah, you're sucking it dry from the inside.
Yeah.
So back to Frank,
he and his business partner have managed to get together
the money to buy a Houston-based carrier
called Texas International Airlines.
A lot of that money comes from Chase Manhattan.
Texas International Air is a small,
tottering local, it was basically,
in terms of its size, it was a local Texas airline,
but because it does one flight to Mexico,
it's an international, which means it's regulated by cab,
which like fucks it over, actually,
because they can't do a lot of the shit smaller airlines are able to do
kind of like make a profit. It was nicknamed teeter-totter airlines, which is because like it's such a like the flights are so shitty.
Like they have trash planes, they have the worst pilots. It's just not great.
In the last five years, the company had lost $20 million
over expanding its fleet and taking on debt.
It was a long shot that Lorenzo
would be able to write the ship
once he bought the company,
but Chase Manhattan had faith in him
and he was medically incapable of doubting himself.
So there's a shareholders meeting in August of 1972
where Lorenzo gets elected president
and CEO of Texas International Air.
This makes him the youngest airline president in history.
That's...
He's 32.
Wow.
So that is pretty young to be running an airline.
Couple other cool things happen that year for him.
He gets his pilot's license.
He marries this lady who had been like a legal assistant
and was the daughter of a wealthy Florida real estate mogul.
Also around the same time, his brother, who had been a stockbroker, dies of heart failure.
His brother's like 43, which convinces Frank to become a marathon runner, tragic.
If only he had just continued to be very unhealthy and do cocaine.
We need like, you know how they have like campaigns in some vulnerable areas to like have
people like, oh, there's a lot of heart disease in this neighborhood or whatever we should
like do these ads trying to keep people away from fast food.
We need to have the opposite for like the Harvard grads.
We're like, you ever tried cocaine?
You ever just done like a shitload of coke
and mix that stuff with downers too.
Like just grind your valium up with your blow,
you're good man.
The best thing to do is probably smoke like three grams of meth
and then just take a bunch of benzos man
to go to sleep.
Yeah, pins, are you gonna feel like Superman dude?
That's how fucking, that's how like Lee Iococo used to to do a dude like if you're trying to get like next level with it
That's how you got to do it dude turn split your heart into directs
We we need to pay a new generation of influencers to spit pitch speed balls at business guys
So under the rule of the civil air board
So, under the rule of the Civil Air Board, truly local airlines are, again, subject to like fewer of these anti-competitive regulations, and so they can do stuff like offer discount
last-minute fares.
Because TI isn't this awkward position, they can't really do that.
And they're up against, their big competitors are Southwest, which is a small local airline,
and so it's got more room to maneuver, and Braniff.
So Lorenzo succeeds in kind of sliding in between these two competitors and he's able
to like pull together some profitability.
He's actually pretty good at this aspect of the business.
He drops markets that weren't profitable and flights that had a poor return.
He fires a bunch of employees in order to cut payroll into something manageable. And in 1973, the year after he takes over, Texas International posts its first profit in
like five or six years.
He'd made a lot of big promises to his employees that like once the company was back in the
black, he'd ensure that they got rewards for all the hard work they did to get TIA back
into good health.
But as soon as they start making a profit, he's like, oh no, I didn't mean that.
You guys are getting any more money.
Absolutely.
I say that.
No, that was a lie.
See.
You want to get fired for fucking lying?
Yeah.
Okay, then shut up.
I never said, I would never say some shit like that.
So obviously people are not happy.
So the ground workers union, which is like,
you know, the guys, it's pretty,
it should be obvious what the ground workers union is
for planes, they're the guys on the ground doing shit.
They start agitating.
And in December of 74, they decide to go on strike.
So airline workers are at this point,
the most, some of the most powerful unionized people
in the country, and when the airline workers would go on strike,
the only kind of way, you know, again,
so when you've got a strike, right,
a company that's gonna engage in strike breaking
is probably gonna bring in scabs.
And scabs, it's understood always do like a shittier version
of the job that regular employees do.
And, you know, when it comes to people,
like that's a problem with air travel, right?
So if you've got like a coal mine and you bring in scabs,
the scabs are gonna make you less money.
Maybe they're a little more likely to die.
But if you get a bunch of scabs killed in a coal mine,
the coal miners aren't gonna have that big an issue with it
because they hate the scabs.
And no one else is really gonna care
because it's just shit happening in the coal mine.
Whereas if you bring a bunch of scabs
in to the air industry and a plane crashes,
a lot of people might get angry at you, you know?
Oh no.
So you have as a company in this period,
you have like less options
for kind of fucking over your unionized employees
because it's air travel, you know?
You also have to, what's that pool of people?
I can only imagine when you're like,
all right, now the bottom of the barrel for airline workers.
Illegal plane fuel airs and shit.
Yeah, they're probably not great at the job.
Yeah, I can do that.
I can do that.
Yeah, I feel like my car.
Yeah, I basically do the thing that's the precursor
to stealing catalytic converters in your modern times.
So they also airlines also, if they're fighting a strike, have to contend with the fact that, you know,
because running an airline is more expensive than most things, if you're keeping planes grounded
and you're like canceling flights, it's like slightly less expensive to do that
than it is to just like set fire to piles of money, you know, like you are you are burning
so much cash whenever you're you're knocked down by a strike. So for years, the way airlines
would handle strike threats is to just pretty much very quickly concede to the union, right,
to give them at least some of what they wanted and get folks back to work. It was nearly always worth it.
But Frank Lorenzo hates unions.
And he's like, why the fuck are we going to concede to these motherfuckers?
Fuck them.
So depending on who you ask, he's either kind of just too proud, right?
Like he'll burn his airline to the ground rather than lose face to a bunch of strikers.
Or he's like a calculated risk taker.
And he's like, you know, doing the math
and figuring out, well, we can hold out this much longer
and you know, these workers can only hold out this long.
And this is like a, I'm not really sure
which version of Frank Lorenzo is more accurate,
probably a little bit of A and a little bit of B.
Right.
So for four and a half months
after the ground workers union votes to strike,
no TI-plane flies. They like he, they shut down traffic entirely. He furloughs the entire workforce
pretty much executive salaries are cut to the bone. And eventually through this grinding
battle of attrition, he manages to pull out a victory. And the only reason Frank is
able to survive is that when the other airlines see him actually going to war with like one of his big unions, they put together $11 million in strike aid,
like other airlines are giving him money to be like, here you go, buddy, like keep up the
good fight, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, fuck them over.
Yeah, unions do the same thing, right?
Like it's just, this is like an owner's union, right?
It's so fucking grim, man.
It is really.
We love what you're doing, man.
Just vaporize your fucking will to
for like a person.
We've got you.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Like, so the union comes to the table
and it ends the strike with very minor concessions from TI.
And Lorenzo is now a hero of the capitalist class.
He is not only this kind of like daring corporate raider type guy who'd brought his company
to profitability by cutting it to the bone, but when his selfish workers put his success
at risk, he had like gone to war with them in one.
In an interview he gave not long after the settlement, he told a reporter, the groundworkers
union has demonstrated little concern for the well-being of any of us,
for that of any of our cities, and of course for the company, which must somehow pay the bill.
Um, by 1976, Ti was making more than $3 million in net profits.
It was now healthier than ever, but still too small for Lorenzo's liking.
He knew that he was going to need to introduce a major innovation to make his company stand
out from the pack.
Here's how Texas Monthly describes what happened next.
If TI was to survive, Lorenzo had to find a way to beat Southwest's low fares, prohibited
from discounting regular fares, TI had experimented with reductions on largely unregulated standby
tickets.
The airline had, for instance, promoted a new route from Houston's Hobby Field to Dallas Fort Worth Airfield
by offering stand by fairs,
keyed to the day of the month,
one dollar for travel on August 1st,
six dollars for travel on August 6th and so on.
Searching for a steady way to fill those empty seats,
the company came up with peanut fairs
in which the passengers could lock into cheap fairs
on certain flights with light passenger loads.
This is the birth of the modern system we have of like, oh, you got the super saver seats
and you've got like the extra economy and you've got like the economy plus let, you know,
this is so triggering.
This is so triggering to like airport misery.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is like the start of a lot of that and it is it's a mixed bag right like this is a good idea
It it works really well financially. It's also more efficient
But it's against cab regulations and so Lorenzo has to lobby the agency to make his peanut fares legal and he succeeds in
January 1977 T.I. gets granted a one-year trial
to attempt to do these new kinds of fairs.
And it works really well.
Like TI passenger loads on a lot of flights
go from 30 or 40% to 90% or more.
Boom.
Yeah, and it's one of those things where
Branif starts complaining because this starts
eating into their business and TI,
they're like TI's advertising that all of their seats are their business and they're like TIs
advertising that all of their seats are discounted and they aren't.
And the agency, there's some minor ruling against Lorenzo, but it doesn't actually stop him
from basically doing this shit.
And the idea, as soon as he introduces these new kinds of discounted fares and gets away
with it, it starts spreading wildfire throughout the rest of the industry.
And I'll say this, what Frank does here is more of a mixed bag than we tend to get with
our like corporate bastards.
There's a decent argument that Frank's innovation here, it leads to a huge drop in pricing
for consumers across the market and that this is a big part of what opens air travel up
to groups of people who would never have been able to afford to fly recreationally.
Like frequent flyers hate this because frequent fly, the only people who can afford to be
frequent flyers in this period are either independently wealthy or their corporate flyers
whose companies are paying for the expensive seats.
And they love that the planes are empty and nice.
But like-
And now the barbarian hordes are fucking there.
Yeah, exactly.
The poor have taken to the skies.
You could also argue that like, well, this is a lot less wasteful and shitty for the
environment than flying in planes that are 70% in empty.
Obviously, the fact that this causes air travel to explode has a net horrible increase
on like, you know, carbon emissions
and shit.
I don't think you can really morally put that on Frank because he's not, he doesn't,
I don't think he knows much about it.
He's not like an exon, exact.
He does.
Yeah, but any technology becomes inevitable, like it's ubiquity, right?
Yeah.
It was always going to get cheaper and eventually would get to a place where other people
could fly.
Yeah.
So at the same time he's doing this, a national movement has kind of coalesced around the
idea of deregulating airlines.
As I mentioned earlier, the business of big time air travel was deliberately not a competitive
industry in the US, and the same way at least that most businesses were competitive.
The sheer expense and the fact that these companies received government subsidies had allowed
air travel to get off the ground.
But now that we're in the 70s and stuff, the late 70s in particular, a lot of these old
airlines are kind of hemorrhaging money.
This makes a pretty good case that deregulation is necessary.
The cause was opposed actually by a lot of the guys that Frank considered peers.
It was also generally
opposed from owners of airlines.
Because they're like, well, there's shit that's fucked up about the business, but we
understand it the way it is.
And if you like deregulate, then we're going to have a bunch of competition and a lot of
our airlines are going to die.
If we won't be getting subsidies and shit, we're not going to be able to make this stuff
work.
But this kind of alliance of free market right wing economists and liberal Democrats get
together and agree on deregulating the air.
And like Democrats like it because cheap flights will be good for the economy and like it'll
open up air travel to working people.
And the free market guys like it because that's what they fucking do.
And I'm going to quote from a contemporary article in the New York Times here, writing about deregulation of the air.
Equally compelling was the sense of an anity associated with so many empty seats. In 1973,
airplanes were flying from New York to Los Angeles, with 37% of their seats filled, says
Stephen Breyer, then a lawyer on Kennedy's staff and now a federal judge. This has shared
the business flyer of an empty seat on which to place his briefcase.
But look at how high the fair had to be in order to make this possible. What was really going on was that the briefcase was paying full fair.
The expense account set many of them Republican businessmen who might otherwise have found
government economic controls andathema loved federal airline regulation.
Service was attentive delays were rare planes and airports were uncrowded, so what affairs
were high?
The company picked up the tab.
An unusual coalition of free market economists and liberal Democrats fought to loosen the
reins on airlines.
As Breyer puts it, the outcome was going to favor the typical middle-class individual.
It would be very different from the subsequent deregulation of the telephone service, he
says, in which the outcome favored business customers at the expense of the residential customer.
Despite practically unanimous opposition
from airline executives, deregulation was signed into law
by President Jimmy Carter in 1978.
Mm, yeah.
Now, this is not going to entirely work
the way they wanted to, right?
There's, as we all know, as we're all living through,
but it does make air travel a lot
cheaper initially.
Right.
Now, we'll talk later about kind of where things go from there, but there, it does, to
some extent, work the way they want it to.
So Frank Lorenzo is initially frightened by deregulation because he doesn't know how
this is going to work.
But once it becomes clear that this is happening,
he starts looking for ways to make it work for him.
A lot of guys are doing that at the time,
and one of them is a dude called Donald Burr.
He's the founder of People's Express,
which is like one of the first big budget airlines.
You might think of it as like spirit or frontier.
And the kind of the big thing for People's Express
is that it's a no frills airline,
there's no luxury at all, and every seat on the plane has the big thing for people's express is that it's a no frills airline.
There's no luxury at all.
And every seat on the plane has the same low cost point, right?
And his plan is to, it's this weird hybrid of shit because he's, Burr is like, we're
going to keep costs low by cutting out luxuries and also not using union labor.
But also in order to kind of compensate for that, Burr is like all of our employees
will get stuck in the company.
That's why it's people's expressed,
like we're all everyone owns a part of the company.
It's an interesting vision.
You don't really have stuff like this that much anymore.
Was it like so legitimately like worker-owned airline?
To an extent.
Like they had like 48% of the company.
Yeah, they're not gonna to actually be in control.
And this doesn't work out in the long run.
Although this does, I think, become frontier.
Like that is kind of where it, but anyway, whatever.
That's the idea that Burr has.
Yeah.
Now, Lorenzo sees this plan by Burr as fundamentally flawed.
First, fuck giving workers stock.
But more to the point, he knows that rich people are always going to want to pay more
for a nice flying experience.
And Lorenzo's like, you know what?
It might actually be worth even more
to rich people to pay for a nice flight
if they get to watch columns of poor people
file passed and cram themselves into like a cattle pin, right?
We might actually be able to make more money
on rich people if they get to see poor people
having a worse time.
We're reinforced, yeah, We reinforce the class structure.
Yeah, that's going to make these folks thrilled.
Here's the New York Times.
The wave of the future Lorenzo insisted was a flexible pricing system with a wide variety
of fairs and services tailored to different tastes and pocketbooks.
Such a system enforced today, with some passengers paying $500, seated next to others paying
$150, makes it possible to extract
a premium from the business flyer while simultaneously offering bargains that entice the discretionary
traveler.
In Lorenzo's terms, it creates travel.
In 1980, Burleff Texas International to start people express, taking with him Gerald L.
Gittner, the marketing vice president and several other executives.
That same year, Lorenzo established Texas Air as a holding company for Texas International, a symbol of his expansive intentions, and expand
he did. His first move was the creation of a low-fair carrier, New York Air. Lorenzo
initially set about wooing business flyers in the Boston, New York, Washington shuttle
market monopolized by Eastern Airlines. New York Air usually charged less than Eastern, but
offered more in the way of reserved seats, snacks and beverages and enthusiastic service.
The non-union employees earned less than their counterparts that other airlines.
So like, you know, he's doing this mix of cutting shit to the bone and making sure there's
special options for people who are willing to like pay banks so that rich people can like,
you know, have a reason to be on flights too.
And this winds up being a lot smarter than like this kind of like weirdly sort of
communist plan that Boris pushing where everyone has the same seat.
And, you know, it's just, it's more financially successful.
So, you know, as this is all going on, the 70s are drawing to a close, the Reagan 80s are
starting up.
Everything's coming up, Frank Lorenzo. Unions are taking hits left and right. He's making more money than ever.
Cocaine is flowing like wine and it was time for another bold move. He was going to take over the
grand dam of the sky, continental airlines. And continental is back in the day. So today, United Airlines uses their logo and livery, right?
Continental back in the day is like,
when you see pictures of really nice flights,
it's often Continental.
They are the fucking Gucci airline.
Like, this is the nice shit, right?
This is Robert Six's airline.
Yeah, it is like the fanciest airline out there,
but it's hemorrhaging money. And fucking Frank Lorenzo is like the fanciest airline out there, but it's him raging money and fucking
Frank Lorenzo is like, I'm gonna buy this motherfucker and I'm gonna gut it.
And we are gonna talk about that and how he kind of kills a lot of aspects of the way
unions had worked and the labor, like labor had successfully fought for shit.
He goes to war with these people and it's a pretty nuts experience.
But that's all in part two.
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