Behind the Bastards - Part One: Jerry Falwell: Founder of the Religious Right
Episode Date: December 3, 2019In Episode 99, Robert is joined by Sofiya Alexandra to discuss Jerry Falwell.FOOTNOTES: 200 Liberty students attend protest after new Falwell revelations Christian activist group demands criminal prob...e of Jerry Falwell Jr. Exclusive: Falwell blasted Liberty student as 'retarded,' police chief as 'half-wit' in emails Tax Return Falwell Refutes Allegations Michael Cohen Stopped “Racy” Photos From Leaking How Liberty University Built a Billion-Dollar Empire Online Inside Liberty University's 'culture of fear' President of Liberty University Falwell: blame abortionists, feminists and gays Larry Flynt: My friend, Jerry Falwell Larry Flynt: The trouble with Larry Jerry Falwell, the Rise of the Moral Majority, and the 1980 Election The Social Impact Of AIDS In The United States. The Real Origins of the Religious Right God's Right Hand: How Jerry Falwell Made God a Republican and Baptized the American Right Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's operating dangerous prehistoric weaponry in a recording studio, my me.
I'm Robert Evans, host of Behind the Bastards podcast, Bad People Talk About, here with my friends Sophie and Sophia.
How you doing, Sophia?
That was the worst opening of all time.
You think that was the worst?
I really do.
You should go back to some previous episodes.
Well, I opened it that way because one of my wonderful fans sent me a sling, like a shepherd sling, which is like one of the deadliest weapons of the ancient era, but modified to throw bagels.
It's got a huge David and Goliath vibe.
It does. It's exactly that kind of sling, except for it throws bagels.
And I've got a very moldy bagel in there because we don't change the bagels.
You disgusted me.
I know. You look horrified.
I am.
I'm very touched by this gift.
And the one thing he said on the note card that vaguely explained how to operate it was, do not use it inside.
So I'm going to immediately do that.
You already did immediately do that.
You tried to use it in a kitchen.
But not in the tiny confines of the recording studio.
So I'm just going to do it.
You're so fucking lucky the moldy bagel didn't touch the almond butter I've been squeezing in my mouth.
It did knock the soundproofing off the wall slightly.
Sophie's so mad.
Sophie, you knew as soon as I got that in the mail, I was going to have to throw it in the room where it would do damage.
Now you've taken it away.
That's the only way this was going to go.
You did it. It's over.
How are you doing today, Sophia?
I'm great. How are you, Robert?
I'm doing fantastic.
I got to throw a bagel.
That's with quotation marks about it because you didn't really, it did not work.
It hit with some force.
My goal is always to do damage to the room and it did damage to the room.
Sophie is shooting daggers at you with her beautiful big eyes.
I'm slowly sipping a coffee, making eye contact the whole time.
Sophie, this is what the fans love.
It's not the well-researched essays.
That's fine. Anderson wasn't harmed. We can continue.
Yeah, Anderson's fine.
Sophia.
Yes.
What do you know about Jerry Falwell?
I mean, nothing great is probably the answer.
You are not going to learn?
Nothing good.
I'm just excited to not be here for another baby murder themed episode.
This is not baby murder themed.
If you've heard me on this podcast before, you know that Robert delights in torturing me
with only the most innocent deaths.
You know, Sophia, it's that most people aren't tough enough to handle the baby murder episodes.
I feel like that's what an abusive dad says when he hits you with his belt.
He's like, no, you make your character better. It's for your character.
Is it abuse if it's accidental and just based purely on irresponsibility and recklessness?
Yes.
Okay, well, fair.
Your dad just doesn't make you buckle up.
I don't know, dude.
Because it's more fun to not be buckled up.
Just purely hypothetical for me.
Yeah.
Well, Jerry Falwell is kind of America's dad.
Aw.
And his career, I'll say this, it's the opposite of killing babies.
Yes, that is true, I guess.
Kind of. I mean, he would say it's the opposite of killing babies.
I would say it's stripping people of their reproductive health in the interest of clumps of cells.
But there's a disagreement on that at a fundamental level,
which is why America's sliding towards a precipice of...
You want to talk about Jerry Falwell?
Let's do it.
Okay, let's just get into this.
According to some bullshit scrap of paper called the Constitution,
religion and politics are supposed to be separate things in this country.
In fact, churches can technically lose their tax-exempt status if they're seen to advocate for a specific party or candidate too strongly.
Oddly enough, that never seems to happen.
And a few million Christian fundamentalists have succeeded in holding large chunks of our national discourse hostage for decades now.
How did this happen?
Do tell.
Well, it wasn't always this way, Sophia.
It used to not be normal for religion and politics to be as directly a thing as they are today.
And the answer to how things got where they are starts with a fella named Jerry Falwell.
Today, he is thankfully a dead person.
But once upon a time, he was alive and he fucked up a truly shocking amount of things for the rest of us.
So that's what this story is.
This is the tale of how all of the different chunks of American Christianity,
at least the unreasonable chunks of American Christianity,
got together to really limit the rights of women and gay people.
That's the story of Jerry Falwell.
I feel like you hate me because you're like,
let's invite a bisexual woman to talk about it.
I want to invite the person who's going to be angriest about what we talk about today.
Hey, fair enough.
I got pissed off writing it.
It was not a good time.
Jerry LeMond Falwell was born on August 11, 1933.
That's a dope middle name. Why are we not focusing on that?
LeMond. It is a cool middle name.
He had a twin brother named Jean, who was born roughly at the same time.
But Jean was boring and we're not going to talk about him today.
What about a sister, Lulu LeMond?
I'm so sorry.
Wouldn't it be weird if that was the reality of the situation
that the same family gave us the religious right and Lulu LeMond yoga pants?
I mean, it's all evil.
It is all evil.
Yeah, very overpriced yoga pants.
Jean and Jerry were born in Lynchburg, Virginia,
a town named for the man who invented lynching.
Fortunately, he invented lynching for the purpose.
Well, okay, but it's not actually a sad story.
He invented lynching to do it to British people, so it's not racist.
Yeah, I guess.
I'm fine with lynching British people.
Oh, they know what they did, Sophie.
We've done so many episodes on British people.
Hey, British fans, I don't feel the same.
Me too.
Big Anglophile.
God damn it.
It took you so long to get the name right.
I know.
Prince Harry's hot.
Continue.
Yeah, you know what's not hot?
The British Empire and the millions of people it killed.
Sure.
You were such a Debbie Downer.
I know, and that's what lynching was invented.
It was invented to lynch colonial overlords.
So I'm just saying lynching turned into something problematic,
but it started from a good place.
A desire to hang colonial oppressors by their thumbs.
That was also the original lynching.
I can't wait to see the t-shirts.
This is going to inspire.
Yeah, I don't know how I got on this subject.
Lynching gets a bad rap.
Robert Evans.
Robert Evans.
Ways in to defend lynching.
Seriously, you're making headlines right now that no one needs.
Yeah, I am always trying to be canceled,
which is why I recklessly throw moldy bagels in a room.
Well, Miles and I have invented Pennsylvania,
and he lives there frequently.
You can be his roommate.
All right.
Jerry Falwell's father, Carrie Falwell,
which is frustrating to me.
Frustrating to write.
Carrie and Jerry.
Yeah, yeah.
Carrie Falwell was an incredibly successful businessman.
He broke away from his family's history
of being poor farmers to start a grocery store in 1915
at the age of 22.
By 1921, he'd done well enough to start opening
a series of service stations around Lynchburg
to provide fuel for the growing automotive community.
Carrie's main innovation was to add a small store
or restaurant to each of his stations.
This idea proved popular enough that he eventually
opened 17 stores in the Lynchburg area.
So he invented that?
Yeah, I think he was like one.
Like a gas station 7-Eleven type thing he invented?
He was one of the guys.
Like, I think a few people hit upon the idea like,
ah, we're selling gas, we might as well sell some fucking
other shlerpies.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's like one of the pioneers
of the gas station market industry.
That's pretty rad.
Pretty rad?
He's a cool dude.
He's a good guy.
All the other things he does.
That's where this is going.
You're going to like him more than Jerry.
I mean, that's not hard.
Yeah, that's not hard.
He was an objectively better person,
although still pretty terrible.
Yeah, so Kerry's success in the fuel business
led to him starting a new company,
distributing oil and gas to 16 counties in Virginia.
Jerry Falwell's best biographer, Michael Sean Winters,
describes Jerry's upbringing as affluent.
I prefer the term rich as hell.
Jerry grew up with no financial worries of any kind,
but that does not mean his childhood was easy.
See, Kerry Falwell was great at business,
but the rest of his life was kind of a train wreck.
For one thing, he was not the kind of dude
who could keep on the straight and narrow.
He opened a hotel in a dance hall,
which led him to sponsoring cock fights and dog fights
in a variety of venues.
This was illegal at the time.
These were not, you know, respectable cock fights.
Okay, this is the things you're going down for in this episode.
You're dying on the hill of lynching and cock fights.
Well, I'm not dying.
I'm just saying it was an illegal cock fight.
No, there's a subterranean level to Pennsylvania.
It's like underneath regular Pennsylvania,
and it smells a lot there.
Yeah, it's probably worse than a cock fight smell.
It's just...
Are we just going to ignore the dog fight part of this story?
What the fuck?
It's fucked up.
I'm saying it's bad.
I'm just also...
I'm saying he's dying on the hill of...
Apologize to Anderson.
I am sorry, Anderson.
I just wanted to make it clear.
Like Virginia in 1910s, anything could be legal.
I just wanted to make it clear that even among in that,
like these were not legitimate dog fights.
Again, the fact that you keep separating it,
it's like people who say, what is it?
They're like, oh, yeah, there's consensual sex
and non-consensual sex.
No, non-consensual sex is rape.
If you're doing a real similar job over there.
Well, I just...
I assume there were legal dog fights in Virginia as well.
The good kind, right?
Not the good kind.
All dog fighting is bad.
Oh, I'm glad I took you.
But I suspect...
I'm just saying these were particularly bad dog fights.
Just like the original lynchings at Lynchburg.
I can't even get out of here.
You dog lyncher.
If you split hairs enough,
eventually you split an atom that blows up your career.
That's a beautiful saying.
Thank you.
So Carrie Falwell got into the bootlegging business
after getting into the dogfighting business.
His partner in bootlegging was his brother, Garland.
They would use the trucks for their oil and gas business
to deliver liquor to all of his sundry stores.
So that's how they would hide the liquors and the gas trucks,
which I'm sure made it taste great.
These illegal venues were incredibly profitable.
In 1927, Carrie Falwell started another legitimate business,
the first bus company with routes between Lynchburg and Washington, DC.
So that's good.
Just bringing lynching to other places, pretty cool.
As long as it's the kind of thumb lynching that's not racist.
Yeah.
Carrie was too rich and too smart
to get caught breaking the law constantly.
But everyone in town knew that he was the shadiest motherfucker in the city.
This meant that the Falwells were ostracized from high society.
So they were rich, but they weren't allowed to hang out with the other rich folks.
That sounds cool as hell.
That does sound like the best kind of rich to be.
Right? You don't want to hang out with other losers.
You're just fucking throwing your money and you're just like not around the dorky fucking other rich people.
It's like cattillions, right? That's all they're doing.
Just cattillions left and right.
So I get constant debutant balls. Sounds like nothing I want to be a part of.
No, no, but I think this was a bummer for Jerry Falwell as a little kid.
Because he loved to debut.
He was a big debuer, a debuist.
So exacerbating their sort of pariah status was the fact that Carrie Falwell had an unfortunate habit of playing profoundly abusive pranks on everyone around him.
I'm going to quote now from a very fantastic book, God's Right Hand by Michael Winters.
Jerry Falwell would later recall that his father was a prankster.
Jerry once brought a friend home who admitted he was scared of Carrie.
Jerry told his father of his friend's fear, half cautioning, half goading Carrie, as he brought the young man into the house.
When the young friend walked in, Carrie shouted, stop.
Aimed a pistol at the boy's feet and shot a hole in the floor a few inches in front of his shoes.
I've been trying to get that fly all day.
Jerry's father announced returning to his newspaper while the boy fled the house.
Jerry admitted that he and his father held with laughter.
Some of the pranks were cruel, however.
Some of them were cruel as opposed to that other good prank that just happened that was not cruel.
Look, he's just a good majorly shooting at somebody.
It was a playful gunshot, Sophia. Not one of those mean gunshots.
Some of the pranks were cruel, however, as when Carrie decided he had enough complaints from one of his workers.
When the man called in sick, Carrie offered to have lunch brought to his house, then killed and skinned the man's cat,
putting it into a squirrel stew and sent it to the man's home for lunch.
The next day, the man complained that the squirrel meat in the stew had been tough, and Carrie told him he had eaten his own cat.
That is not a joke.
No, that's not a prank.
Isn't that a Greek myth thing?
They fed dude to his own kids.
It's like straight up fucking ancient evil.
It's not even modern.
That's like what a Greek god would do to fuck with somebody because they have no sense of human morality.
Yeah, it's like an Olympic prank.
It's unhinged. It's serial killer shit.
Mount Olympus. That is fucking insane.
Yeah, that's something a serial killer does as a joke.
Oh, 100%.
I'm gonna kill him. I made you eat your cat.
That is so crazy.
What does he think the payoff is when he tells the guy just watches him cry?
I think it's just he's the guy's boss, so there's nothing the dude can do against him.
No, I mean, but like what's the reaction he's hoping for for him to cry?
Yeah, I think so probably.
That's so crazy.
He's just a piece of shit. He's a really bad person, way better person than his kid turns out to be.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, uh, hearing all that, it probably won't surprise you to learn that Cary Falwell was an outrageous drunk.
His brother Garland was too, and while Cary was a relatively peaceful drunk,
preferring to get wasted at home alone most of the time,
Garland was pretty much the worst case scenario for an alcoholic.
He had a tendency to fall into violent rages.
In 1931, he was arrested for shooting at some teenagers who denoyed him.
This was not an isolated incident.
Garland Falwell had numerous arrests for violent drunken behavior.
All of this came to a head in 1931, which was probably the worst year of young Cary Falwell's life.
It was certainly the worst year of his father's life.
Cary's daughter, Rasha, and Cary's sister, was struck ill with appendicitis.
Cary didn't believe in hospital, so he tried to treat her at home.
Her appendix burst and she died of peritonitis at age 10.
There is a dead kid in there.
Isn't that also like, oh, son of a bitch, you got me.
I stuck one in there.
You got me.
Isn't it also an incredibly painful way to die?
Oh, one of the worst.
Yeah.
I understand when your appendix explodes, it's like the most painful.
It sounds like a terrible way to die.
Yeah.
Also pretty cool that you have so much like hubris that you're like, no, I'll treat this.
No, I'll treat this.
Yeah.
Yeah, in 1931, too, there's actual medicine by that point.
For real?
Yeah.
Now, just a few months after Rasha died, while Cary was still deep in grief, Garland got
incredibly drunk and started shooting off firecrackers.
Someone in town called the cops on him.
One clear reason, probably boiling down to the fact that he was really wasted, Garland
became convinced that his brother, Cary, is the one that called the cops on him.
He tracked Cary down and started shooting at him.
Cary grabbed his shotgun, returned to fire, and killed his brother instantly.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, that delights me.
Yeah, that's great.
You're going to like this, too.
The local newspaper wrote of the event, Garland fall well is dead.
Thus, his turbulent career of terrorizing the police and populace was brought to an abrupt close.
Even the paper shit on him.
Yeah, fuck this guy.
They were like, this is the worst guy in our city.
Yeah.
Who wants to dance on his grave tonight?
That's literally the tone of it.
It's just like, what a piece of shit.
Thank God he's dead.
Ding dong.
And it's one of those things like Cary fall well is obviously a bad guy.
Sounds like this was a totally justified homicide.
I mean, if it's just fucking horrible people killing each other.
It's just, it's all a win-win.
They're both people who use guns as ways to punctuate like gunfire to punctuate their arguments.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like the only people then they should argue with us each other and that's
what happened.
That's so great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I prefer to use a nice throwing bagel on a sling as a way to punctuate my rages.
I mean, again, would be more impressive.
You could actually master the throw.
You know, it's new.
You gotta stop bringing up like a skill you have.
Well, I can throw them with my hand.
I'm trying to learn how to use the sling.
All right.
Do it outside like they said in the note.
No, I'm only ever going to use it in recording studios.
You're fired.
At some point.
Yes.
Eventually I will cross a final line and damage equipment in this studio and that will be
the end of this podcast.
Yeah.
Anyway, back to the Falwells.
So things are going great for the Falwell family in 1931.
Daughter dies of appendicitis.
Gunfight between two brothers leads to one of them dying.
Yeah.
This all broke Carrie Falwell.
His alcoholism got worse after this point and Jerry would later recall the many nights
that his father spent drinking heavily and sobbing over his brother and daughter.
All these scandals further isolated the Falwell clan from mainstream society in Lynchburg.
And this was all exacerbated by the fact that Carrie was a second generation atheist.
So he was not in line with the values of the town either.
Now Jerry's mother Helen was a very different person.
Her family were hardcore Baptists.
Some sources will say that she wasn't religious until her son started his church.
But this seems to be untrue.
She even made sure that Jerry and Jean went to church every Sunday.
Religion was a part of Jerry's life from the beginning, but it wasn't a huge part.
And for a long time it seems like he kind of took after his dad in that regard.
So he grows up a little bit of a wild child.
Now the third person who helped to raise Jerry and Jean Falwell was their black nanny, David Brown.
Jerry would later write,
In the mornings he bathed and dressed us.
He held and rocked us at nap time.
He fed and changed us.
He helped us with our first faltering steps and he picked us up off the ground when we stumbled or fought or fell.
He was practically a member of our family, but he ate alone on the back porch and sat in the shadows when he wasn't needed.
Wow, it sounds like they really valued him as a human being.
Yeah, yeah.
This is something that he writes regretfully about as an adult.
As a kid, you know, he's a kid.
From the beginning he took after his father, both in the fact that he was filled with ambition and reckless energy.
His father taught he and his brother to drive when they were both 10 years old, which is, you know, the right age to start doing that at.
They were allowed to drive around the family property as much as they wanted.
When they were 13, Carrie lied about their ages to get them driver's licenses.
So Jerry Falwell was the first kid at his school with a car, which obviously helped his social life.
Kind of washes away a little bit of the shame of your dad killing your uncle.
People are like, cool, a car.
He's got a car.
I don't even care that his dad shoots at us.
Jerry was a good student.
He took after his father.
He was intelligent, ambitious and energetic, but he also took after his dad with a dedication to mean spirited pranks.
When he was in fifth grade, he let a snake loose in his classroom.
This will be the least disturbing of the pranks that Jerry Falwell commits.
You look so excited to tell me.
I'm so excited to talk about it.
I love it.
I love it whenever these people have pranks in their history.
It's like talking about Saddam Hussein threatening his principal with a gun.
And it's also the things that they call pranks.
It's like, yeah, for rich people, it's pranks.
Yeah.
For people.
It's like assault and battery.
Attempted murder.
Yeah.
In 1948, when Jerry was 15, his father died of liver failure.
This hit Jerry hard and quite possibly had an effect on his behavior in high school.
But also was the least surprising way that that alcoholic was going to go.
Yeah.
That was the only way Kerry Falwell was going to go out.
That or shooting himself accidentally.
Yeah.
Jerry formed a gang called the Wall Gang with his friends based on the fact that they would meet at a wall to hang out.
That's very creative.
Very creative.
I don't know if you're aware of this, but Virginia in the 1940s was the world center of creativity.
Jerry was the leader of the gang because he was the only one with a car.
And he liked to lead his group into a series of fistfights with other gangs around town.
Winters writes that Falwell insisted things never went beyond, quote,
a few split lips, the occasional broken bone and small scale property damage.
Geez.
The odd broken bone.
Who of us hasn't formed a gang to break other people's bones a little bit?
Why do you think I was late today?
Youthfully just cracking somebody over the head with a two by four.
You know how I like to be a rascal.
If you do it with a smile on your face, it's rascally.
Yeah, exactly.
As long as you're not frowning.
Now, Jerry's pranks grew more brutal in his late teens.
I'm going to quote again from God's right hand.
Once to punish a neighbor, the gang thought had called the police on them.
They grabbed some old tar-soaked railroad ties and lit them on fire in front of the offender's home.
They did not anticipate that the asphalt on the street would catch fire,
but it did and soon the entire street was in flames.
Falwell's skill as a prankster also took a darker turn.
Like his dad, he could be cruel.
Many years later, he would recall taking on a teacher whom he described as
a mean little man who pranced about in our physical ed classes
and who exhibited prissy falsetto ways.
Falwell tackled him, took off his pants, locked him in a storage closet,
and then pinned the man's pants to a bulletin board in another part of the school.
Another time, he placed a live rat.
Like this is a teacher he did his too?
Yes, this is his gym teacher.
Holy fuck!
Gym teachers are usually the abusers.
Yeah, I think this guy, I think, like...
And he clearly did it because he was like, you're gay, fuck you.
Yeah, exactly, exactly. That's what Falwell thinks.
Rips his pants off, locks him in a closet.
He didn't get kicked out of school for that?
No, he's rich.
Wow.
Another time.
For a teacher? Pancing a fucking teacher?
Pancing and locking in a closet.
Oh, man.
And nailing the pants to a wall.
God, that's so fucked up.
Yeah.
Keep going.
It's amazing.
Another time, he placed a live rat in a teacher's drawer.
When she opened the drawer, the rat jumped out
and the teacher fell unconscious to the floor.
Now, that's a classic prank.
Yeah, I mean, that's the only one you could actually consider a prank.
Yeah, I guess the snake.
Those are like good-natured country pranks.
Depends on if the snake bite is, like, deadly.
Yeah, I guess it's like a gardener snake or something.
Yeah, then it's fine.
Yeah, then it's fine.
Good-natured fun.
Yeah.
Abusing physically in pants.
Or lighting someone's house on a fire.
That's insane.
I don't know if that's your pranks.
Later in life, Jerry would say that these pranks and straight-up assaults
are how he began to understand the principle of cause and effect.
Actions, responsible or irresponsible, lead to consequences.
But of course, there's no evidence that Jerry Falwell
ever suffered any consequences as a result of his incredibly bad behavior.
As an older man, he smoked with regret about these actions,
and the idea he seems to want to push by telling these stories
is that he had a growing realization of how bad he'd been,
and that helped drive him to God.
And this is where I have to point out something important.
If you spend any time at all around evangelical Christian communities,
at least the mainstream ones, you'll notice something peculiar.
A shocking number of high-profile figures in that community
will claim to have some sort of tremendously dark past selling drugs
or being involved in prostitution or being, you know,
some sort of criminal, being violent or whatever.
For many popular evangelical speakers,
this dark past is an integral part of their backstory.
These stories are usually lies and always exaggerated,
and they serve primarily to highlight the power of Christ's grace.
Most of our details on Jerry's early life come from Jerry himself.
And while Winters, who researched the man thoroughly,
does believe the stuff that I've related to you is true,
I have my doubts that Falwell ever regretted any of his actions.
But in any case, it's important to Jerry Falwell, or it was,
because now he's dead,
that you know that he was a bad guy before he found the light of the Lord.
It always really creeps me out whenever, like, really horrible people will say,
like, oh, you know, I was horrible, and then I had a daughter.
And then I was like, oh, man, I've been horrible.
They're like, oh, and then I, it's always very confusing to me
that they don't understand empathy at all,
and that they literally need to torture people to learn empathy.
How is it not something that you just feel...
Towards people?
Towards people.
I think in a lot of cases, because you grow up rich and you don't have to...
But that's what's so crazy, right?
It seems like money just takes away people's, like, value systems or replaces it.
And then they're like, oh, no, I need to rape a girl, like Brock Turner or something,
to understand, you know, like, oh, yeah, actions of consequences.
Why do we need to be your, like, experiment?
Like, other people.
That's not right for you to learn your morals on other people.
And it really only seems to be with girls in particular,
because you usually hear the story of, like, when I had a daughter, I understood.
And it's like, nobody's ever like, you know,
I thought it was cool to kill cats until I had a kitten.
And then I was like, oh, all this cat murdering I've been doing is a bad thing.
Nobody says that.
They just say, like, I thought sexual harassment was fun until I had a daughter.
Now I realize it's not.
Yeah, and it's the same thing with these, like, rich ass guys like Jerry.
It's like, oh, well, I didn't know that you couldn't actually do
these really fucked up abusive things.
Yeah.
Until I did them and nothing happened to me.
I suffered no consequences.
Yeah, that makes no sense.
Lit a guy's house on fire.
Jerry Falwell.
Sophie's telling me that it's well past time for an ad break.
Sophia, do you have any ads you want to tell?
I mean, as you know, I love any kind of goods and services.
But personally, I have a podcast named Private Parts Unknown
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And it's about love and sexuality around the world.
And we're about to go to Mexico City.
Ooh.
It's going to be really fun.
That's one of my favorite cities.
We're going to talk after the podcast for your tips.
Oh, OK.
It's fucking great.
Oh, Mexico City.
Well, thank you for bringing that up.
I forgot because I got so excited by the bagel thing at the start of the show.
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Sophie's saying we should go to ads.
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We're back and Sophie is refusing to give me back my sling,
which is probably a responsible move.
But I'm still furious, livin', angry.
Imagine how furious I would be if you slung something and it hit Anderson.
It's a bagel, dogs love them.
It's moldy and with a force, it's not.
Also, she doesn't like everything bagels.
What kind of bagels does she like?
Blueberry.
All right, I'll throw blueberry next time, Anderson's in the room.
See, this is how empathy works.
This is a man who understands empathy.
You're still not getting back your sling, though.
Sorry.
Fair enough.
We're talking Jerry Falwell, J-Fall.
That was weird, I don't like that.
J-Fall?
J-Fall, I always give my subjects a terrible nickname.
I don't like it.
You don't like that?
Jareffa?
What?
Jareff.
Jareff.
Jareff.
Jareff.
Jareff.
Sounds like it's a Missy Elliott exclusive.
Jareff.
I don't know Missy Elliott.
He doesn't get that reference, but I did and I liked it.
Sophie says it's good.
Do you seriously not know Missy Elliott is?
I feel like you're doing this on purpose.
I'm really not.
I thought it was Ariana Grande for a very long time.
That is what it is.
Oh, wait, no, I called her grand.
He called her Ariana Grande.
There we go.
I forgot which embarrassing thing I got wrong.
Only one of Jareff's pranks had any sort of long-term impact on him.
In his senior year, Jerry and his friends got the combination of the school safe.
They stole huge numbers of lunch tickets and handed them out to their friends in the locker room.
They considered this a harmless prank.
The school considered this thousands of dollars in theft.
Jerry certainly could have faced criminal charges for this because it was thousands of dollars of theft.
Instead, he was simply denied the privilege of addressing the school as class valedictorian.
God, the consequences really ruined his life.
Yeah, yeah, that really fucked things up for him.
Jerry went to Lynchburg College after high school.
Jerry Falwell majored in mechanical engineering and excelled in math and physics.
He didn't spend any school time studying religion.
He later recalled, though, that his mother's habit of listening to Charles Fuller's old-fashioned revival hour on the radio every Sunday had an impact on him.
Early in 1952, while hanging out at the cafe with his wall gang friends,
Falwell asked if anyone in town knew a church that had preaching like Charles Fuller's show.
One of his friends advised the Park Avenue Baptist Church.
He said the church had good music and, most importantly, pretty girls.
In search of these girls, Jerry Falwell made the fateful decision to attend church on January 20, 1952.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
During that service, he met a young woman, Macyl Pate, who played piano for the church.
Soon after, Macyl and Jerry would wind up dating and then marrying.
They would be together for the rest of Jerry's life.
And young Falwell found more...
So sorry for that lady.
Macyl? I think she was pretty shitty, too.
Oh, fuck her.
Yeah.
Young Falwell found more than just a soulmate at the Park Avenue church.
He found Jesus.
He would later recall that his journey to becoming a born-again Christian
started when he learned that the world of man was run by Satan while the world of God was ruled by Jesus.
Jerry had seen more of the dark side of the world of man than most kids by this point.
He turned away from the darkness.
From him, from himself.
The darkness call came from inside the house, Jerry Falwell.
Most of the terrible shit that you've been a witness to, you did.
Strips a man's pants off, beats him up and locks him in a closet.
Boy, people are awful.
Yeah, he's like, this is really a lot of arson and assault going on.
I don't know, at least around me.
Seems like people are really violent right around me.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm like at the epicenter.
Fucking idiot.
Yeah.
So, yeah, Jerry decided after this point that he was going to turn away from the darkness of the world of man
and align himself with the light of the world of God.
In 1956, at age 22, Jerry Falwell founded a church of his own, the Thomas Road Baptist Church.
He made himself the pastor and he started preaching.
According to the Western Illinois Historical Review, quote,
From the time he founded his church, all of his activities flowed from his efforts to build it.
TRBC built a home for alcoholics, a haven for unwed mothers,
and established a television ministry at the urging of Falwell.
Jerry's television and radio show, The Old Time Gospel Hour,
was a direct imitation of the radio preacher his mother had loved.
By making the jump to television, Falwell became one of the pioneers of televangelism.
A guy named Percy Crawford was the actual first televangelist,
and both men owed a debt to fascist slash Catholic priest Charles Coughlin
in their attempts to create a media empire based around his preaching.
But Jerry was one of the first ones to really like make a televangelist thing
like as the foundation of his career.
Quick question, how does pastoring work? You can just make yourself a pastor?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Okay, I'm a pastor now.
Yeah, this is America. I don't think there's really any more to it than that.
That's fucking awesome.
Yeah, it's pretty great. I've been considering becoming a freelance cult leader,
so I've been looking into how easy it is to just declare yourself a whatever of whatever religion.
It turns out there's no rules around that sort of thing.
Well, if you need a sidekick, I'm here, and I love just, I don't know,
brainwashing people, I guess, that's how other people put it.
The key is we can't spend more than 20 hours a week on a cult-related business.
Well, good, I don't have time for that.
I want time for this to be more than a part-time thing, you know?
Exactly, it's a side hustle.
Yes.
Like that, I want it to be a cult for millennials,
and as a result of that, we've got to be like contract employees.
Yeah, I mean, it's like five hours driving for Lyft, a couple hours.
Running a cult.
Running a cult, then I do stand up at night.
And no healthcare.
What a beautiful way to live.
Our generation's really got it made in the shade.
So, like his father, Jerry Falwell proved to have a brilliant head for business.
Unlike his father, all of Jerry's businesses were above board and legal.
Yeah, I actually, see, I told you, you're going to like Carrie Falwell way better.
I already miss him.
Yeah, I miss him.
What you doing, Carrie?
Dead from alcoholism.
He's shooting at people's feet in heaven now.
Hell must be missing an angel.
In 1967, Jerry founded his first school, the Lynchburg Christian Academy.
He became convinced of the necessity of creating a separate Christian education system,
one that could protect students from the evils of the world of Satan.
Some of the evils he preached against were imminently sensible,
given his difficult upbringing.
He railed against alcohol and drunkenness,
due in part to the horrifying examples set down by his dad and uncle.
But Jerry also preached against integration, so...
I was waiting for when that was going to read.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get a nice dose of racism here.
I'm going to quote again from God's right hand.
One early sermon from 1958 has come down to us,
printed in the newsletter that Falwell distributed to those who watched his television show.
It is curious that he chose his sermon for the first installment of the newsletter,
because it did not treat one of his usual subjects.
The sermon is entitled, Segregation or Integration? Which?
Unsurprisingly, given the sermon was preached in 1958 in South Central Virginia,
Falwell argued in favor of segregation.
Falwell's sermon begins by blaming the Supreme Court for the chaos
and racial tension that was then on the rise.
He also noted that the communist countries were using the racial tension
as a propaganda tool throughout the world.
Indeed, Falwell did not blame blacks for causing the trouble.
The true Negro does not want integration.
He realizes his potential is far better among his own.
Falwell blamed the push for integration first on Moscow,
second on politicians using the issue for their own ends,
and finally on the devil himself,
who boxed God out of the Supreme Court's jurisprudence when it rendered its 1954 decision
in Brown v. the Board of Education, ending legal segregation.
If Chief Justice Earl Warren and his associates had known God's word
and desired to do the Lord's will,
he was quite confident that the 1954 decision would never have been made,
Falwell said.
What could possibly have been worked out in a scriptural and orderly way
has now become a touchy problem.
Touchy.
Just a deep sigh of...
Yeah.
It's obviously terrible.
Although it's also obviously like,
you throw a rock in Virginia,
and you'll find somebody who believes basically the same thing.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
And in a little bit of fairness, Jerry would completely change his mind
on segregation later in life,
and would devote years to preaching against it.
Not that long after this.
But while the civil rights movement saw its most crucial difficult hours,
Jerry Falwell preached against it.
He believed God had decreed the segregation of races,
and he cited, for one thing,
God's decision that the Jews should be his chosen people
as evidence of the fundamental validity of segregation.
Wow, I've never heard that spin.
That is quite the racist logic there.
Yeah, it's neat to run into new racist logic
that I hadn't run into before.
Yeah, I was like, whoa, that's...
I've never connected those before.
Thanks for bringing us into the fold.
Thanks for connecting those dots, Jerry.
Now, Jerry started to change his mind about segregation
in the mid-1960s.
There were a number of events that led to this,
but the single searing experience he would later cite
as key to his conversion on the issue
was the day that his shoe-shiner, a black man named Lewis,
asked him a question.
He told Jerry he was a fan of the pastor's sermons
and listened to them on the radio regularly.
Then he asked if he would be able to join Falwell's church.
Jerry later wrote that this question
left him utterly speechless,
because, like, he wasn't allowing black people in his church.
No shit.
Suddenly he was confronted directly with the fact
that he was racist as shit.
In the mid-1960s, Jerry Falwell hired
his first non-white employee,
the Indonesian musician Paul Tan.
In 1968, he opened the Thomas Road Baptist Church
to black members, and in 1969...
Hold on a second. He opened the church to black members in 1968.
When did he talk to his shoe-shiner?
That was, like, in somewhere like 64 or 65.
It took him a while.
So he had an epiphany,
and then it took him three to four years.
He still changes mind.
Again, we're talking... These are his recollections.
This is such horseshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's also, like, exactly what we were saying, like,
oh, I needed to first think that black people weren't human
to then be like, oh, I've learned a powerful lesson.
What the fuck? I don't buy any of this.
Yeah, and it's also, it's worth noting
that when he does open his church up
is, like, when the civil rights movement hit that point
of critical mass.
Like, it's not like he got on board segregation
when it was still.
Like, it's one thing to be, like, in favor of segregation,
then realize you're wrong at a time when, like...
It matters.
It takes some courage to, like, be like, no, I was wrong.
Like, once the civil rights movement's past its critical point,
he's like, oh, shit, I guess this is the way things are going.
I'm gonna open my church up.
Yeah, like, oh, progress seems to be happening everywhere.
Okay, I'll join.
Yeah, it's like being cool with gay marriage in 2015.
Yeah.
Yeah, that being your first step there.
And the thing is, it's weird,
because right now everybody talks about, like,
cancel culture and, like, oh, what, you can't be better
or, like, change or anything.
And I absolutely think that that is what we want from people.
Yeah.
But I don't know how much of the story
that Jerry Falwell made up about himself
is actually real or true.
And that's really what I object to,
not the fact that he changed from being a racist
to not being a racist.
Yeah, yeah, it's good that he got better on segregation.
But the question is, do I think that it was a matter
of moral courage in realizing he was wrong
or do I think it was a matter of he realized
where the wind was blowing?
Exactly.
And I do think in his head,
he does believe the version of the story
where he has a change of heart.
I do think he believes that in his head,
because I think he needs to think he's a good person
and people like that make up stories to justify
himself as, like, a better person,
just like he justified burning that house down by...
They were cold inside.
They were cold inside.
Central heating wasn't around yet.
I was being helpful.
Yeah, just like his dad justified shooting
at that kid's feet because he had to deal with a fly.
I'm going to use that.
That was a joke, okay?
You know, just don't get it.
Snowflake.
Snowflake.
Snowflake's hate being shot at.
Yeah.
Idiots.
So, yeah, Jerry was always adamant
that the civil rights movement had no impact
on his decision to integrate his church and school.
He framed his change as entirely an internal revelation.
I realized that I was completely wrong.
What I had been taught was completely wrong.
For me, it was a scriptural and personal realization
that segregation was evil.
I realized it was not taught in the Bible.
So.
Okay.
Kind of weird that he specifically doesn't give credit
to the civil rights movement.
He's like, specifically, none of you made a difference.
Martin Luther King had nothing to do with me
letting black people into my church.
It was all me, baby.
That's so much more...
That's still so racist.
Jerry Falwell had my own civil rights movement in my head.
And it was way better than the world one.
So fucking weird.
Like in my version, I was the leader.
It actually was an MLK.
There was no Malcolm X.
There was no one.
Really, it was me.
No Black Panther student breakfast program.
I changed everything.
I did a great job.
I did a great job.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Jerry Falwell.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
So in 1971, Jerry Falwell started the Lynchburg Baptist College.
It was later renamed Liberty University.
The college was something of a loss leader
for Falwell's burgeoning empire.
It relied heavily on donations and endowments
from major donors and was in heavy debt
for much of Jerry's tenure as the head of the school.
But still, it succeeded in providing religious higher education
to whole generations of evangelical Christians.
All these things would probably have been enough
to keep a normal man occupied his entire life.
And perhaps they would have done so for Jerry Falwell.
But in 1973, something happened that would change his life
and the very essence of American Christianity forever.
The Supreme Court ruled on Roe v. Wade.
This landmark case established a woman's right to get an abortion
without excessive governmental interference.
Falwell later wrote when he read about the ruling in the newspaper,
quote,
I sat there staring at the Roe v. Wade story,
growing more and more fearful of the consequences
of the Supreme Court's act and wondering
why so few voices had been raised against it.
And when we come back,
I'm going to talk a little bit about the surprising history
of how American evangelical Christians
thought about abortion prior to 1973.
Don't leave me hanging like that.
I mean, it's an ad plug time.
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Was that a good?
I liked it.
Thank you, Sophie.
Sophie approves.
Yeah, no cosine.
I feel like you need to have both the self support.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm going to stamp this.
Thanks, buddy.
It's like when you need to launch a nuclear missile from a submarine.
Yeah, you need both keys to turn at the same time.
Exactly.
We can't go.
But now we can.
We are parallel sitting across from each other.
We've surrounded him.
You're so surrounded.
So frowned.
And now I'm capable of empathetically viewing women as people.
All that took was this.
You didn't even need to have a daughter or nothing.
I have a sister.
She's a dog.
Oh my God, you called Anderson a girl.
I'm so proud of you.
I know.
I usually call all dogs boys.
But Anderson is a girl.
You're right.
You beat that into my head.
We should really go to ads.
This has been taken.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For all the fans, Anderson is a girl.
So stop calling her boy on Twitter.
Also stop.
Stop asking me to post.
I think a lot of them think Anderson is my dog.
I mean, she's in your family.
She is in my family.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
But I birthed her from my forehead.
We are Zeus.
Okay.
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Now, as his preaching on segregation probably keyed you in on, Jerry Falwell was not a big
fan of the Supreme Court.
He'd been pissed at it in 1962 when they ruled on Ingle versus Vitale, which was the ruling
that decided it was unconstitutional for schools to force students to pray.
He wrote of this, when a group of nine idiots can pass a ruling down so that it is illegal
to read the Bible in our public schools, they need to be called idiots.
But Ingle v. Vitale did not convince Jerry Falwell to get into politics.
See, for a very long time in America, it was seen as somewhat foul, even obscene, for pastors
to wade directly into national politics.
Sharon Overcast, an evangelical Christian who later worked with Falwell, recalled that
prior to the 70s, politics was always labeled as dirty as something to stay out of.
For Falwell, and many other Christian extremists, Roe v. Wade was a wake-up call.
I'm going to quote now from an essay on Jerry Falwell by Doug Banwart of the Western Illinois
Historical Review.
Many religious conservatives, like Falwell, would later identify the Roe decision as the
critical issue that awakened them from a long political slumber after largely being inactive
in the 1960s.
As Falwell put it, the decision by the Supreme Court legalizing abortion on demand did more
to destroy our nation than any other decision it has made.
Mueller later called the 1973 Roe decision the stick of dynamite that exploded the issue.
For evangelicals, Roe v. Wade was truly explosive in that it legitimized abortion international law,
the esteemed offensive barbaric savage in a violation of God's precious handiwork here on Earth.
Not only did Roe v. Wade provide a wake-up call to Falwell and religious conservatives,
it also resulted in later mobilization and activism on two closely related areas,
gay rights and women's liberation.
Rights for gays and women were often closely tied to the abortion issue as family issues.
If women could get an abortion, no longer did they need a man to take care of them.
No longer would they be confined to the kitchen, household, or local PTA meeting.
Women independents could result in a full frontal assault on the traditional nuclear family,
which many conservatives believe to be the way God desired the family structure to look like.
Yeah, also Saturday was International Safe Abortion Day, so.
Oh good.
Happy that day to everybody.
Have a happy that day to everybody.
We did a series too on it on the podcast.
Private parts unknown, you should check it out.
Check it out.
International Safe Abortion Day.
It's a good holiday.
Some important shit.
Better holiday than International Podcast Day, which it is today.
Every day is National something day.
Yeah.
It's been like National Civilians Day like four times and I text my brother who is a doctor who is not abused.
I'm tired of doing the same joke where I just take a picture of an empty chair and I'm like,
I love my sister for my brother because I'm an only child.
I'm tired of doing it.
Now, Jerry got together with several other aggrieved religious people in order to fight back against the Supreme Court's overreach.
One of these people was Paul Weyrich, a Catholic, and another was Howard Phillips, a Jew.
Together they formed a political action group called the Moral Majority in 1979.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, Phillips seemed to mostly be there.
No, we're not just Christians.
I know.
We got the shame of him.
Yeah, he's disown you.
Pretty lame.
So the Moral Majority was formed specifically to lobby to end abortion, reinstate school prayer,
and force men and women back into traditional gender roles.
Their goal was nothing less than to legislate fundamentalist Christian morality as the law of the land.
And most sources you'll read on this, including Michael Winters, will note that Roe v. Wade was the catalyst for all this.
But not everyone agrees on that point.
Other researchers were point out that segregation may itself have been a more direct inspiration for the formation of the Moral Majority than abortion.
Randall Ballmer, a professor at Dartmouth University and a historian, calls the idea that abortion was the inciting incident for the Moral Majority,
one of the most durable myths in modern history.
It is certainly true, and documented beyond debate, that abortion was the primary issue the Moral Majority put at the center of their activism.
They even called themselves new abolitionists in their quest to end abortion.
The act of comparing themselves to anti-slavery crusaders takes some enormous balls, given what I'm about to read next.
Quote, the abortion myth quickly collapses under historical scrutiny.
In fact, it wasn't until 1969, a full six years after Roe, that evangelical leaders at the behest of conservative activist Paul Weyrich seized on abortion not for moral reasons,
but as a rallying cry to deny President Jimmy Carter a second term.
Why? Because the anti-abortion crusade was more palatable than the religious rights real motive, protecting segregated schools.
See? Yeah.
Well, it's a tough competition. Who do we hate more, women or black people?
Oh my God, black women.
Yeah, that is the number one hated group, yeah.
So, Ballmer points out with exhaustive documentation that throughout the 1960s and early 70s,
abortion was not a big deal for most Christians, even fundamentalist ones.
In 1968, the Christian Medical Society and Christianity Today wrote that abortion was not sinful, and that, quote,
individual health, family welfare, and social responsibility could all justify the termination of a pregnancy.
Fine. Wow.
In 1971, the Southern Baptist Convention had passed a resolution stating, quote,
Southern Baptists to work for legislation that will allow the possibility of abortion under such conditions as rape, incest, clear evidence of severe fetal deformity, and carefully ascertain evidence of the likelihood of damage to the emotional, mental, and physical health of the mother.
Relatively woke for Christians Today, at least.
The convention reaffirmed this decision twice after Roe v. Wade in 1974 and in 1976. In the immediate wake of the ruling, W.A. Criswell, the convention's former president and one of the most prominent evangelical Christians in America, said,
I have always felt that it was only after a child was born and had a life separate from its mother that it became an individual person, and it has always, therefore, seemed to me that what is best for the mother and for the future should be allowed.
Hallelujah.
Yep. Things really took a turn.
Abortion had been a significant issue for Catholics for quite some time, however.
So it was like evangelical Protestants didn't really care about abortion prior to 1979.
Catholics, you know, they weren't down with condoms.
I mean, they certainly weren't down with abortion.
The church has been pretty consistently anti-choice for quite a while, but American Protestants and evangelicals didn't really care about the matter one way or the other.
What many of them did care about, however, was integration because they were southerners in the 1960s and 70s and just really, really racist.
I'm going to quote from Balmer again.
In May 1969, a group of African American parents in Holmes County, Mississippi, sued the Treasury Department to prevent three new whites-only K-12 private academies from securing full tax exempt status, arguing that their discriminatory policies prevented them from being considered charitable institutions.
The schools had been founded in the mid-1960s in response to the desegregation of public schools set in motion by Brown v. the Board of Education Decision in 1954.
In 1969, the first year of desegregation, the number of white students enrolled in public schools in Holmes County dropped from 771 to 28.
The following year, that number fell to zero.
So one of the responses of the Christian community throughout the South was to open private schools so that they did not have to, if there were private religious schools, you can keep black people out.
And then we can still have our whites in these schools.
Just like Jesus intended.
Just like Jesus intended.
To love everyone in stages.
Yeah, that's kind of the birth of the private religious school system in America, excluding black people.
Fuck.
Pretty cool.
In Green v. Kennedy, David Kennedy was Secretary of Treasury at the time.
Decided in 1970, the plaintiffs won a preliminary injunction which denied the segregation academy's tax exempt status until further review.
In the meantime, the government was solidifying its position on such schools.
Later that year, President Richard Nixon ordered the Internal Revenue Service to enact a new policy denying taxes that exemptions to all segregated schools in the United States.
Wow.
And he did a good thing.
Yeah, Nixon was actually pretty good on that issue.
Was not really like the religious.
Again, this is before the religious right exists.
Like fundamentalist Christians are not a voting block at this point in any meaningful way.
Yeah, but Nixon also like dropped a lot of slurs and stuff.
That's why I'm like.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
But he didn't give a shit about God.
I mean, I'm in terms of black people.
I just didn't know where he would fall on that, you know.
He was good about this one.
Yeah, Nixon's one of those weird ones where it's like you can listen to hours of him using racial slurs and then he'll ban racist schools from being tax exempt.
And you can listen to him like threatened to have journalists murdered and he'll start the EPA too.
Yeah, he's a confusing one.
He's a confusing one.
Now, reading all of this added some additional context to something I'd read in God's right hand, which definitely takes the the angle that like the moral majority was all about abortion.
Like this Balmer is kind of an opposed to other scholars when he put segregation at the center of why the Christian right becomes a political thing.
But it did add some extra context to this quote.
Falwell had been profoundly disturbed by the actions of the federal government legalizing abortion, removing prayer from the public schools, sending the IRS after Christian academies.
To him, this amounted to a political assault on his turf, the moral fiber of the nation, and he could begin to envision politics as the means to beating back the assault.
So this is one of the weird things.
God's right hand is like a really good biography by Winters.
It has a lot of really good info in it.
But Winters also kind of comes across as while he's critical of a lot that Falwell did, fundamentally sympathetic to the man as a human being.
And I think he misses like the fact that he phrases it as sending the IRS after Christian academies.
And I'm sure that's how Falwell would like to report it.
Like what Falwell was pissed about was them stopping Christians from segregating schools.
Sure.
Yeah.
And it is something that Winters doesn't really touch on enough.
But I really think Balmer is probably on the right side of this one.
But I'm not a scholar.
So yeah, Balmer makes a strong case that the birth of the Christian right as a political movement was very much inspired by evangelical religious leaders to keep black people out of their churches and schools.
Quote, the Green v. Connolly ruling provided a necessary first step.
It captured the attention of evangelical leaders, especially as the IRS began sending questionnaires to church-related segregation academies, including Falwell's own Lynchburg Christian School, inquiring about their racial policies.
Falwell was furious.
In some states, he famously complained, it's easier to open a massage parlor than a Christian school.
Is that massage parlor open to people of all races, Jerry?
Because if it is, I don't have any problem with it.
Yeah.
Not if he could help it.
Yeah, not if he could help it.
One such school, Bob Jones University, a fundamentalist college in Greenville, South Carolina, was especially obdurate.
The IRS had sent its first letter to Bob Jones University in November 1970 to ascertain whether or not it discriminated on the basis of race.
The school responded defiantly.
It did not admit African-Americans.
Wasn't, isn't even, they didn't have, you couldn't be taking someone of a different race to, I think, what, like their school stuff even recently, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bob Jones, yeah.
They were in the news for that.
Yeah, that's continued up until the modern era.
Yeah, they, Bob Jones really sticks by segregation.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of wild because this is so recent.
Yeah, the birth of the religious right is very much tied into Bob Jones University wanting to be as racist a school as they can possibly be.
Cool mission.
Cool mission.
Now, Bob Jones University did try to throw the IRS a bone to maintain their tax exempt status.
They took in a single black student.
He dropped out a month later for reasons that I'm sure are completely unfathomable to everybody listening.
Yeah.
Why would that have happened?
Yeah, what, he didn't like, love the new school?
That's so crazy.
It seems like he would have been totally comfortable there.
Seems like it would have been a great time for him.
Yeah.
Fuck.
In 1975, the school was finally forced to admit black students on a whiter basis, but they qualified that they were only admitting married black people.
The fear was that unmarried black students might wind up fucking white students.
Dun dun dun.
We couldn't have that.
Interracial dating was strictly prohibited.
So in 1976, the IRS, who are the heroes of the story today, rescinded Bob Jones University's tax exempt status.
Good.
Yes.
That's weird.
Hey man, they're on the right side of this one.
Paul Weirich and Jerry Falwell were deeply unhappy at all this government overreach.
They chose to focus on the Carter administration, which actually doesn't make a lot of sense.
The Nixon administration had started going after evangelical schools.
Bob Jones University had lost its tax exempt status more than a year before Carter took office.
But Weirich and Falwell ignored all this.
They made it their overriding goal to ensure a conservative-kicked Carter out of office.
Interesting.
That fact.
They don't attack the Republican Party for their role in this.
They just go after Jimmy Carter.
Interesting.
Kind of makes you wonder if maybe it had more to do with the fact that these were rich men than Christians.
But that's just a conspiracy theory on my part.
I mean, being rich, like crazy rich in this country, is a conspiracy theory.
Yeah.
Now, the leaders of the moral majority knew that segregation was not exactly a major vote-winning issue in 1979.
They were not going to ignite an evangelical political movement by focusing on racism,
or any of the other issues they were most obsessed with at the time.
Weirich and Falwell were also both opponents of the Equal Rights Amendment.
They supported the banning of pornography.
But as Weirich later recalled,
I was trying to get these people interested in those issues, and I utterly failed.
So they're trying to get the religious right on board with banning the ERA, banning pornography,
allowing schools to segregate, and they can't get anybody on board.
Nobody wants to like...
Did anybody hype about these issues?
People are like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a different time.
But abortion provided the moral majority with an easy cause to crusade against.
A banner other propagandized Christians could rally behind.
Stop killing babies is an easier battle cry than keep black people out of our schools.
So that is why they pick abortion, as at least the public face of the movement.
And this brings up the question, how did the moral majority organize evangelicals against abortion
if abortion hadn't been a big part of evangelical politics prior to that point?
The answer to this, as with so many great questions in American history, boils down to
they hated women being free.
Duh.
Yeah.
Of course, that isn't a great vote-gitter either.
So they frame their opposition to abortion in the Equal Rights Amendment as being pro-family.
There we go.
That's how you get a fucking...
That cinched it.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to quote Doug Banwart again.
Over the course of the 1970s, ministers connected defense of the traditional family with opposition to abortion,
feminism, and gay rights. Such rights to those in the moral majority attacked the tried-and-true social order
that had persevered for generations.
According to the moral majority, who could possibly be anti-family?
In addition, it was this return to moral sanity that was trying to restore America from the upheaval of the recent past.
Rather than speak out directly against gays, feminists, and abortionists,
they often delivered the same message shrouded in pro-family terms.
For example, moral majority leaders defined traditional families as those with two heterosexual parents.
This carried significant appeal among conservatives in the wake of the 1960s.
By framing the issue as defense of the family,
the leaders of the Christian right effectively turned liberals into enemies of the family,
at least in the eyes of millions of voters.
And this is what led them to their violent opposition of the Equal Rights Amendment.
This was the first test of the moral majority.
Jerry Falwell warned that passage of the amendment could, quote,
sanction homosexual marriage, send mothers and girls into combat,
and generally injure the dignity of the traditional family.
Gasp.
Yeah.
You say as you hug your traditional family member, Anderson the dog.
Now, for reference, I think I should read out the main portions of the suggested amendment,
the Equal Rights Amendment, this very scary family destroying amendment.
Section one, a quality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States
or by any state on account of sex.
Section two, the Congress shall have the power to enforce by appropriate legislation the provisions of this article.
Section three, this amendment shall take effect two years after the date of ratification.
So that, I mean, that, that was the family right out.
A lot to object to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that, that families should be destroyed amendment to the amendment was, was real extreme.
Yeah.
Cool.
So obviously we couldn't have that happen.
Falwell and his fellow conservatives were terrified that the ERA would lead to nightmares
like government funded daycare and paternity leave.
Is there two things that they cited directly as why the ERA was bad?
It just seems like, how can you not feel like the biggest nerd when you're like, I'm anti porn.
I'm anti, like all the things you're anti make you such a fucking nerd.
I mean, what does that party not ever being like, dudes, we're doing the nerdy as shit out here.
What are we doing?
They're keeping women under lock and key.
So crazy to me.
Like it's like, if you're a reasonable person being opposed to government funded daycare
and paternity leave sounds like lunacy, but the fear among conservatives was that like
if there's government funded daycare, women can have jobs.
And then they won't gasp.
Yeah.
Then they won't be like reliant on a man for everything.
And if there's paternity leave, then dads could take care of kids too.
And then moms could have careers and be independent people.
And I think gender roles is so nerdy too.
To be like, this is what I care about.
I want to make sure that the man does man things and the woman does woman things.
And we've decided what those things are.
Like, how do you even get, how do you even get enough energy to care about that?
It's the only thing you care about if you're the kind of person who cares about that.
It's just so crazy to me.
I'm like, oh, live your life.
Yeah.
That's the, like the core of this is a bunch of people who like can't fucking deal with
other people wanting a different thing out of life than they do.
Which is really usually the core of like 60% of Bastardy.
Speaking of a gigantic bastard, Phyllis Schlaefle, a Christian activist and a gigantic piece of shit,
wrote that the Equal Rights Amendment would be, quote,
the first anti-family amendment in the Constitution.
It would protect bigamists, legalize prostitution, and defang rape laws.
The social and political goals of ERRs are radical, irrational, and unacceptable to Americans.
In the essay where she wrote this, Schlaefle created the acronym Stop-E-R-A.
Stop stood for Stop Taking Our Privileges.
She made an acronym with the word that the acronym is in the acronym.
That's like saying the title of the movie in the movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or wearing a band shirt to the concert.
Like, no.
I just don't do that.
And so Jerry Falwell and his comrades leapt into the 1980 election with the intent to restore
their version of God to a position of primacy in American politics.
In 1980, Falwell told his congregation,
we're fighting a holy war.
What's happened to America is that the wicked are bearing rule.
We have to lead the nation back to the moral stance that made America great.
Such a nerd.
We have to wield influence on those who govern us.
Just trying to make America great.
Everyone's having fun.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
Yeah, this does happen.
And like, well, no, I guess 1980 was about to be a fun year.
I mean, cocaine everywhere and disco.
Yeah.
Coming off of the fun ass rock and roll 70s.
Yeah.
People are just having a good time.
Not this Jerry Falwell.
These fucking nerds are out here trying to ruin it for everybody.
It's that pendulum.
You have like sexual liberation and like the civil rights movement and stuff.
And then all of the assholes organize to like push the pendulum back.
It's kind of like what's happening now, except it happened earlier.
I know.
It's just upsetting.
It's like, let women work.
They'll just buy stuff for you.
Yeah.
Women are so nice.
You know what I mean?
Like, we're so nice.
Yeah.
You just want to participate in the flawless system of capitalism like everybody else.
We just want to buy shit.
We just want to buy shit.
We're not even allowed to have our own credit cards to like the 70s.
Well, that's a fair rule.
Because bitches be shopping.
Am I right?
Because bitches be shopping.
That's going to be the core of my standup act.
I don't think anybody's joked about that before.
It's going to break new ground.
No.
Also, you should really talk about the differences between black people and white people.
I'm going to do that when I get my new Netflix show canceled.
A really bold title.
Really going to break new ground with that.
I can't wait.
Or something to do with safe spaces.
One of those two is going to be the title for sure.
It'll really be groundbreaking.
Can't wait to open for you.
I'm going to get $8 million to complain about how I've been canceled by social justice warriors.
Miles performs in Pennsylvania.
He opens for Lucy K.
And Aziz opens for Miles.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's who you want opening for you this season.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'm just saying that's how Pennsylvania works.
I mean.
It is.
That's literally how it works.
Yeah.
So.
Cosby still performs in Pennsylvania.
Because it's Pennsylvania.
I mean, he's huge there.
Yeah.
Just stumbling onto the stage.
Can't see anything.
I mean, he's crushing it.
Or he's attempting to.
But he's blind.
So he can't make his way up onto the stage.
It doesn't matter.
People in Pennsylvania will clap for that.
So when Jerry Falwell spoke, millions of people listened.
At the start of the 1980s, his TV show was hosted on 373 stations.
More than Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.
His church, the Thomas Road Baptist Church, had grown to become one of the very first
mega churches with regular attendance of more than 17,000.
But the true genius of Jerry Falwell in guiding the moral majority was his ability to unify
different types of Christians together.
Catholics and Protestants did not, traditionally, see one another as groups with much in common.
They regularly found themselves in opposition.
Likewise, mainstream Protestants, Pentecostals, Evangelicals, and fundamentalists were all
distinct groups of Christians, and they had no real history of organizing together towards
a common purpose.
Falwell succeeded in welding them together for the first time.
He was criticized by the president of Bob Jones University for creating an unholy alliance
with the evil Catholics.
That's where our religion used to be in America, where somebody was like,
I want to get all the Christians together to stop people from letting women work.
And someone's like, but we're going to work with the Catholics to do that?
That's hilarious.
Fucking nuts.
So, Falwell replied to that, I'm indeed considered to be dangerous to liberals, feminists, abortionists,
and homosexuals, but not to Bible-believing Christians.
This time preaching would not be enough.
It is my duty as a Christian to apply the truths of Scripture to every act of government.
No, it's not.
That seems constitutional.
Yeah.
No one asked you.
Yeah.
Damn.
Why are you volunteering for a job that literally does not exist?
You just appointed yourself.
When we started this whole thing.
This is like castoring on a huge ass level.
Yeah.
Well, this is what I do now.
No one fucking asked you.
Yeah.
This has worked in Virginia, so clearly the entire country should have to have me as their
pastor.
Yeah.
I love that.
This is the...
We have to apply...
It's my duty to apply the truths of Scripture to every act of government.
It's like, when we started this whole country thing, the whole idea was that that's not
how we're going to do it.
We're not going to have religion be involved in politics.
No, bitch.
Your duty is to groom yourself, go it out into the world, and be someone that improves
it.
Mm-hmm.
And that's literally it.
Yeah.
Just that's it.
Stay away from everybody.
Pay taxes and don't assault people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really the only goals we want you to work on.
That's all we ask of anyone.
That's all we wanted.
Yeah.
Don't fucking feed people their cats and shit like that.
That's...
I mean, is that a too big an ask?
It was too big of an ask for his dad.
Yeah.
Big cat feeder to people.
Jesus.
Yeah.
So, Jerry Falwell's chief innovation, the one which has shaped American politics ever
since, was to convince all Christian conservatives that they're really on the same side, fighting
for the sanctity of the family.
Abortion, opposition to gay rights, advocating for the return of prayer in school, all these
things can be bundled together as saving the family.
Falwell wrote,
The family is the fundamental building block and basic unit of our society and it's continued health as a prerequisite for a healthy and prosperous nation.
No nation has ever been stronger than the families within her.
And so, the moral majority set to work.
They started...
Honestly, just reconnect with your own dad, you know?
This sounds like a personal situation.
Oh, he's dead as shit.
No, I mean, like, whatever you need to do, say on, like, write him a letter, then burn
it, whatever.
Shoot at your own feet.
It sounds like you have a lot of personal, yeah, in his memory, shoot at someone's feet.
But honestly, it just sounds like you need to work out your fucking daddy issues instead
of try to daddy the whole fucking country.
I think that really is the core of a lot of this.
His dad was a piece of shit.
Yeah.
And he's trying to make up for it.
Solved next case.
The moral majority set to work, preparing morality ratings for every member of Congress.
See, that's not terrifying.
I love to be rated.
Everybody does.
It's like Airbnb, but for Congress.
They funded documentaries attacking homosexuals as degenerates and decrying abortion as murder,
and they launched a national voter registration drive aimed at Americans concerned with family
values issues from Banwart's article.
Moral majority spring into action, mobilizing politicians and religious leaders to help
support their platform.
The movement boasted a wide variety of accomplishments and energy to influence the election.
We're going to change the country.
Utah Senator Orrin Hatch declared.
Fucking Orrin Hatch.
Fucking Orrin Hatch.
The moral majority boasted a political war chest worth millions of dollars by the summer of 1980.
It opened offices in Washington, DC, and in just one year,
gained 83,000 new addresses for its mailing list.
It's like the Blacks said in the 1960s, Falwell said,
and this time we're going to win.
Oh my God.
Roughly three months before the 1980 election,
the moral majority officially announced its support of Ronald Wilson Reagan.
Yeah, surprise, surprise.
And that is where we're going to leave off for the episode.
In part two, we're going to learn about Jerry Falwell's reaction to the AIDS crisis,
the moral majority under Reagan, and just a little bit about how a certain conservative
fire-regret brand reacted to 9-11.
And we're going to talk about Larry Flint,
who's going to be the hero of the next episode.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
But first, Sophia, you have a podcast.
That's right.
I have a podcast called Private Parts Unknown.
Private Parts Unknown.
I'm going to post it with Courtney Kosek,
and it's a podcast about love and sexuality around the world,
and it's really fun.
And soon, my 90-day fiance podcast with Miles Gray called 420-day fiance is coming out,
so watch out for that.
I'm going to issue a challenge to the listeners of both of our podcasts
if you're a fan of Bastard's Pod and Private Parts Unknown,
because your podcast is essentially the aural opposite of Jerry Falwell,
like condensed into sound waves.
Yes.
So if you live near Virginia where he's buried, fans of the show,
get some speakers.
Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Find his grave.
Which episode would you want blasted into Jerry Falwell's corpse?
And talking about their experiences with abortion.
Nailing it.
Oh yeah, play that one directly into Jerry Falwell's grave.
You're going to have to go to the Liberty University campus to do it,
and they will kick you out.
But please get that video.
Holy shit, that would really make my life, actually.
Yeah, you will be beloved by all of us
if you succeed in beaming an episode of Private Parts Unknown
into Jerry Falwell's rotting bones.
Into his ghost body,
which is now in the most subterranean levels of Pennsylvania.
I think that will destroy his ghost.
Wow, that's the only way you can get rid of ghosts, actually.
That's the only way you can get rid of a ghost.
Find their opposite,
condense it into sound waves,
and then blast it into their corpse.
It's like a silver bullet for vampires.
It's like a silver bullet for vampires,
but for ghosts.
Truth.
And you can just download it on your phone using Spotify.
Now, you want to plug your social media
so that when fans beam their music into Jerry Falwell's corpse,
or your podcast into Jerry Falwell's corpse,
they can let you know.
Yeah, please.
I am TheSophie on Twitter and Instagram.
S-O-F-I-Y-A.
Also, spoilers, he's dead.
I just realized we hadn't gotten there.
I think people know he's dead,
but I really appreciate the spoiler alert.
That's the episode.
I, website, BehindTheBastards.com, T-shirts, T-public,
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Bind the Bastards, BastardPod at on Twitter, Instagram.
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