Behind the Bastards - Part One: Oskar Dirlwanger: The Worst Nazi
Episode Date: September 27, 2022Robert is joined by Matt Lieb to discuss Oskar Dirlwanger. (2 Part Series) FOOTNOTES: https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/oskar-dirlewanger-27b623301ced https://rcin.org.pl/Content/116922/WA3...03_145303_A453-SzDR-54-3-SI_Kuberski.pdf https://warisboring.com/the-vile-story-of-the-nazis-dirlewanger-brigade/ https://books.google.com/books?id=GBQchepZ-7EC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=snippet&q=mentally%20unstable&f=false https://www-tygodnikprzeglad-pl.translate.goog/masakra-woli/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp https://pure.bond.edu.au/ws/portalfiles/portal/29028675/Goldsworthy_Thesis.pdf https://www.thefifthfield.com/biographical-sketches/oskar-dirlewanger-2/ https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/dirlewanger-a-child-molester-violent-alcoholic-sadist-war-criminal-was-kicked-to-death-by-his-guards.html?andro=1&chrome=1 https://www.historytoday.com/archive/was-hitler-weak-dictator https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/history-of-war/the-battles-of-narvik-i-was-there/ https://www.historyspage.com/post/was-adolf-hitler-the-total-master-of-the-third-reich-or-was-he-a-weak-dictator https://rm.coe.int/079317-queer-in-europe-during-the-second-world-war-web-web/16808e4a53 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's crackin' my peppers? This is Robert Evans bringing you a classic introduction to the podcast Behind the Bastards,
where we tell you everything you don't know about the worst people in all of history.
Now I've decided to do this blast from the past introduction because this week, lads and ladies, thems and fems, himbos, and us, whatever.
Anyway, we're doing a classic Behind the Bastards episode.
We're getting back to our roots.
We're doing it old school style and we're talking about a Nazi.
Yeah!
Matt Leib, our guest for today.
Matt, you're a podcaster.
I'm the co-host of the podcast, Pod Yourself a Gun, which shows the Sopranos.
And obviously, Matt, as a comedian, you understand that there's nothing more toxic than getting political.
But I want to ask you to just kind of riskily delve into those waters and answer me this question.
The Nazis. Are we like warm, cold, lukewarm? Where do you land on the Nazis?
Honestly, bro, jury's still out on the Nazis.
I think people are starting to just like think like, hey, maybe they had some ideas.
A lot of people are starting to think that way, man.
They're like, wait, wait, maybe some of that stuff about the Jews kind of rings true.
JK, I'm anti-Nazi.
Anti-Nazis.
Matt, how would you like to learn about the worst Nazi?
Oh, man, I thought every time I come on, I feel like I've learned about the worst Nazi.
And I'm like, well, we're done with the Holocaust.
This is when we talk about the Nazis and we talk about the Holocaust.
Obviously, there's a couple of different categories of worst.
There's the guys who are actually like out in the field doing war crimes with their actual bodies against other people's actual bodies.
And there's the guys who are like organizing it, doing the paper pushing that made it possible.
There's the propagandists who got everyone riled up.
I tend to find those latter two categories more interesting, right?
Sure.
Because there's always just like thuggish pieces of shit who will like hurt people.
Absolutely.
The guy we're talking about today is kind of both.
He straddles both those lines.
And as a spoiler, this is a guy who got written up by the SS for violence during the Siege of Warsaw.
That is the level of Nazi we're talking.
The SS was like, this guy's making us look bad.
This guy is really mean to the Jews right now.
I mean, I hate the Jews, but holy shit.
Jesus.
Calm the fuck down.
Wow.
Yeah, we get it.
We get it.
The Jews are bad.
Just calm the fuck.
We're killing these people, but good Lord.
Yes.
I understand you want to do it all right now, but there's a process, okay?
We're trying to do it step by step.
My God.
Yeah.
My God.
Oh, there's nothing like making fun of a German accent.
Oh, it's a lot of fun.
It is good.
You never have to ask for permission to make fun of the Germans.
No, officially, I think for the next thousand years, everyone can just do a German accent
and make fun of them.
And make up their history whenever you disagree with them on some random thing.
That is the punishment.
Instead of a thousand year rike for a thousand years, we all get to be a little racist to
German people, but it's okay.
They're never going to complain.
A thousand year accent rike, where you're just like, oh, hi, I'm German.
Oh, look at me, Mr. Volum Crimes.
Yeah.
I like to climb the mountains.
Oh, I don't like Jews, but I lost the whole war.
Look at my leader, Hosen, and my decision to invade Russia without winter coats.
Yeah.
I had a feather in my hat.
Look at me.
I don't know.
Do they have feathers in their hats?
I feel like I'm thinking of a very specific.
At some point.
Yeah.
Feathers in that idol of this flower, whatever.
Anyway, so we're talking about Oscar Duralwanger today.
That's his name.
Ridiculous name.
Ridiculous name.
But also quite possibly the worst personal history of bloodshed that I've heard about
a Nazi having.
Holy fuck.
He is a real, a staggering piece of shit.
What's his name?
You said?
Oscar Duralwanger.
Duralwanger.
Okay.
Duralwanger.
Ridiculous name.
We call him Oscar's a grouch because he is so grouchy.
He is a very grumpy man.
He's a thug and just a gross thug.
But he's also an, unlike most of the thugs, a key part of like the organizing machinery
of genocide.
He didn't just take lives hand to hand.
He helped orchestrate mass killings and made sort of policy for Nazi fuel.
For Nazi field units doing genocide that was adopted on a pretty wide scale.
But before we talk about him, we got to get into one of my favorite topics, Matt Leib.
What?
Hitlerology.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
So a lot of people study Hitler.
A lot of, a lot of Hitler stands out there.
Yeah.
And there's a.
I'm a big Hitlerologist.
You know, I'm a thing or two.
Yeah.
I've decided that I would not go back in time to kill him.
Oh really?
Yeah.
So if you think about it, by now, like Hitler's got to be a fucking expert at killing time travelers.
You're right.
That is a good point.
Cause that's all he does all day.
So every time traveler who's gone back in time has died at the hands of Hitler, cause
we still know who he is.
So yeah, I feel like it's a trick to get the Jews to accidentally holocaust themselves
by like inventing time travel and then dying at the hands of Adolf Hitler.
Like he has a, he has a little room that they all go to.
His actual secret plan.
See, I had, I actually have an idea for a TV show.
Perhaps I shouldn't be sharing this with the open internet, but scientists go back in time
and they reverse the polarity of Hitler's brain and they make him reverse Hitler.
And then after that, it's a matchmaking show and he's just trying to get Jewish couples
to get together and have babies.
Oh wow.
To like undo all of his crimes.
Like a Hitler yenta.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Like a Hitler love boat.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Make a matchmaker.
Make me.
I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably will be the, yeah, probably shouldn't, shouldn't say that on the open internet, but
I did.
So amongst people who are like Hitler nerds, which nobody who does this professionally
calls themselves, but I called him that.
Yeah.
There's a big debate as to whether or not Hitler was what some academics call a weak
dictator.
Now this term, when it gets kind of like translated, particularly apocalyptic academics is sort
of on, it gets people kind of interpret it the wrong way.
When the people who are the academics who are calling him a weak dictator are not arguing
that he wasn't influential or central to Nazi crimes, instead, it's more of a debate
about the way in which he exercised influence and the way in which the, the actual structural
ways in which he contributed to the Holocaust, right?
There's a debate about, and basically, so one side of this, they're called intentionalists
and intentionalist historians argue that Hitler was quote, master in the third Reich, essentially
a micromanager who exercised tremendous direct control and gave specific orders that are
behind many of the regime's crimes.
Now the other side of this debate, they're called generally either structuralists or
functionalists, right?
And these historians think that the structure of the Nazi party and the Nazi state actually
hamstrung Hitler from exercising direct power and thus his influence in things like the
Holocaust was more a result of his rhetoric and the culture that he helped build and helped
have takeover Germany rather than actual specific minute orders that he issued, right?
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah.
So like the George W. Bush theory where everyone's like, he's not really war criminal because
he's too stupid.
It was Cheney who's the real war criminal.
And I'm like, why not both?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do want to say most of the people who are making the argument that like he was a weak
dictator are not trying to mitigate his crimes, they're just trying to understand specifically
how did the Holocaust occur and how did the Nazi party do the crimes that it did, right?
Was Hitler sitting there being like, and you go killed and you go, or was it more that
like, well, he puts these people in power and he builds this system where all of these
guys are kind of competing to be the worst Nazi to rise in this party and it's that sort
of thing, right?
Yeah.
So it's not, I don't think, most of them are not trying to mitigate his crimes, they're
more just trying to be specific about, and I'm not taking, by the way, aside here as
to who was right.
I'm still calling him Hitler lovers.
Yeah.
I'm still doing it.
So the Hitler lovers.
Yeah.
Oh, you love Hitler.
You want to kiss him.
Some of these guys are Jewish, so we probably shouldn't do that.
Well, it's too late if you're trying to...
It's complicated because some of them are Holocaust deniers.
It's messy.
Hitler, when you really get deep into Hitler's studies, it gets kind of messy.
And part of one of the reasons why there's a debate, right?
If you look at a guy like Putin, nobody's going to argue that Putin is not a strong
dictator in that he exercises direct personal control over what his regime does, right?
We know right now that he's like giving field orders to his commanders in Ukraine directly,
which is like that strong dictator stuff, right?
And that is certainly something Hitler did from a military standpoint.
No one really argues that he wasn't a strong dictator as regards his control of the military
machine.
Right.
Right.
In terms of the architecture of genocide, you know, how do we categorize him?
And part of the reason why there's this debate is that Hitler knew that he was committing
a genocide and was pretty careful about not having shit written down, right?
Right.
Like he's the stringer bell of this where he's like, don't fucking take notes on this.
What are you doing?
Yeah, yeah.
Motherfucker, you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?
Although there are a lot of notes on his criminal conspiracy.
He's just kind of coy about stuff.
I just want to say a shout out to you for bringing a stringer bell reference.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm always looking for it.
We're now covering the wire.
Paw yourself.
The wire is the new show.
So if you like stringer bell references and you're behind the bastards, so I had to plug.
I have a baby coming.
I need to plug.
So Hitler.
Yeah.
Again, quite careful about.
There's not like a piece of paper where Hitler says, hey, guys, I want you to start doing
death camp shit.
Right.
We're going to get Auschwitz into a factory for murder.
Right.
Yeah.
We don't have like Hitler's signing that piece of paper.
Right.
Obviously.
Again, spoilers.
He knew about all of it.
He was very involved in all of it, but he's not like sitting down and being like, and everybody
make sure to note that I Hitler told you to do this because it's a pretty serious crime.
He's committing.
Yes.
And he knows it.
And it's it's the fucked up thing is it's like the foundation of I think a lot of Holocaust
denialism is the fact that they were so secretive about the entire project.
So you, you know, to this day, there are people who are falling for Hitler's fucking bullshit.
And there is.
There's a whole strain of people who are not quite Holocaust deniers who will say, yeah,
the Holocaust happened and it was bad.
They'll also say stuff like it wasn't as bad as the bombing of German cities or wasn't
as bad as the Russians.
It was all nonsense.
But then they'll be like, but Hitler didn't direct it, right?
Like we have no evidence.
This was just things.
Like this is these are like things that there's weird Nazis out there, right?
Right.
It's anyway.
So the the actual phrase weak, weak dictator comes from a historian named Hans Momsen who
argued alongside other historians that the Fuhrer was actually a weaker leader in a lot
of ways than previous German rulers, right?
In terms of the way he exercised power, he has less direct power than a guy like the
Kaiser did, right?
Right.
That's his mom.
He's not Kaiser von Wilhelm.
I'll tell you that.
And what he's saying is that he's not again, Momsen, as far as I know, is not trying to
deny the Holocaust.
What he's saying is that the way the Nazi state was constructed is all of these guys
who are basically gangsters come in.
They destroy a lot of the existing German bureaucracy and they replace it with a nest
of like this web basically of conflicting criminal gangs that are all fighting each
other and sometimes killing each other.
And that makes it hard for Hitler to direct aspects of state personally in a way other
autocrats are able to do.
This was not done to the military, which is part of why Hitler was able to like exercise
so much direct control of the military, because a lot of the old structure of the imperial
military was still in place.
Right.
Now, this line of reasoning is, again, it's not what Momsen is saying is not inherently
unreasonable.
That said, it's also probably worth noting that it is unsettlingly similar to justifications
that German citizens at the time, like during the Third Reich, made for how bad Nazi officials
were because Hitler by 38 is very popular and but the Nazis are bad at governing and
a bunch of shit keeps going wrong that they were supposed to have fixed.
So there's this attitude among citizens in the Reich that like Hitler's great.
He doesn't know about how fucked up some of these guys are.
Right.
He's too trusting.
He's too gentle natured.
Oh, Hitler.
He would never expect people to do crimes.
That's the thing about Hitler is that he was always a very tolerant guy, you know, he's
just very nice, very sweet, a non-confrontational, I think.
That's a big thing about Hitler, the man who fought anti-fascists with a whip in barfights.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'm a bit of an introvert.
I don't like confrontation.
I don't like direct conflict.
Yeah.
I just kind of want everyone to be cool and friends.
Yeah, again, and this is so part of what's gnarly, this is an important debate to have
if you're trying to understand what happened during the Third Reich because it's not, there's
nothing wrong with saying, well, because of the structure of the Nazi party and how like
criminal and incompetent a lot of these guys were, Hitler was not able to exercise the
kind of direct control in domestic policies that some people expected.
And as a result, a lot of the early things, a lot of things that were done by the Nazi
state were things that were just sort of like done by guys that he trusted to do stuff.
And so he wasn't direct, which is not saying he's not ultimately responsible because like
if I were to hire someone onto cool zone media and I were to say like, you have a $50,000
budget for that can only be spent on bullets, but I'm not going to tell you what to do with
them.
And then that person goes and commits crimes.
I'm responsible to some extent, right?
Yeah.
100%.
I mean, it'd be weird if you were just like, hey, come join my podcast and company and
I'll give you 50,000 bullets.
Yeah.
No microphones.
Here's a list of people I dislike, right?
I wouldn't be saying go kill these people, but it wouldn't be my fault, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Now that's with you, I think in that case, again, one of the conflicts here is that a
number of people who are proponents of the weak dictator hypothesis are fucking fascists,
including a guy named David Irving.
Irving was at one point a semi-respected scholar of German history.
Kurt Vonnegut quotes him in a slaughterhouse five, because one of the things Irving did
is he would write about how bad the Allied bombing campaigns were.
And he seems to have exaggerated the death counts substantially, but they weren't pretty
bad.
So there was a time in which a guy like Vonnegut, definitely not a Nazi, would be like, oh,
yeah, I was at Dresden.
I know it was bad.
This guy is saying the numbers are even worse than I knew.
That seems credible to me.
Right.
I mean, as at one point, semi-respected, and then kind of turns into, now he is a hardcore
Holocaust denier, right?
And I guess he probably was at the time, but it wasn't immediately obvious.
So you do run into people like Vonnegut who cited Irving 50-something years, 60 years
ago or whatever, before he was a Nazi.
And then it kind of comes out.
And it's kind of tarnished Vonnegut a little bit, even though it really shouldn't have,
it was not unreasonable for a guy who's sitting in Dresden during the firebombing to be like,
well, that was pretty bad.
The problem is, you know, Kurt Vonnegut didn't have retweets, don't equal endorsements on
him.
Exactly.
That would have solved the fucking problem.
That would have solved them.
People were like, no, no, no, no, no.
He's cool.
He's just, he's not involved with the whole Holocaust denying thing, but he does think
that Dresden was pretty, pretty bad bombing.
That's all.
Yeah.
Now, as is, whenever you've got like a case where someone like me who's not a historian
is saying, here's these camps in this like massive historical debate, the reality is
nearly always that actual credible experts kind of like wind up more in the middle than
anything else, that said, it's probably fair to say that the intentionalist interpretation
of things is, is more respected among serious academics, guys like Klaus Hildebrand will
sum up that argument by saying that national socialism was basically Hitlerism, right?
Right.
And there's a lot to back up the fact that there was nothing to this ideology and there's
nothing to this government beyond this kind of central focus on Hitler as a person.
Right.
Just straight demagoguery.
And the fact that all resistance pretty much collapses when Hitler shoots himself is not
uncompelling evidence.
Right.
Like you can make a strong case here.
Very kill the Night King energy and everyone else dissolves.
But that said, it's also worth noting that like, you know, we're not done with Nazism
today and like a lot of a lot of fascists today are based have based their own ideologies
heavily on national socialist principles.
Millions of assholes all over the world are drawn to aspects of the political philosophy
that animated the Nazis, even if they're not waving an actual swastika themselves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're usually not.
They're just wearing a blue lives matter shirt.
Yeah.
And you can see that as evidence that like, well, maybe the functionalists have a point,
right?
You know, it was not just Hitlerism.
There was something more to it.
Now the story of the man that we're going to discuss today kind of lies at the heart
of this debate because Hitler is a factor.
And you could say in the same way that when I hire that guy and give him thousands and
thousands of bullets, I'm responsible for what he does with them.
Hitler is responsible to some extent for every murder that this guy is going to commit.
But his direct fingerprints aren't really on any of it, right?
Hitler never says, Hey, Oscar, I want you to go do some real fucked up shit.
Yeah.
But also ready to put in work, Oscar.
Hitler absolutely said, send that guy Oscar out to do the worst things anyone's ever
done, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a real go-getter.
He's got that entrepreneurial spirit.
And this is all, there's a second debate that's kind of broader than the Hitler debate,
which is, are the physical culprits of the Holocaust willing executioners?
Like, did the Germans just raise up a generation of real assholes who were willing to do horrible
things or were they ordinary Germans and it just turns out that normal people are a pretty
malleable when it comes to war crimes.
Yeah.
And again, the actual truth here is always going to be from credible people.
Well, it's kind of both.
And it kind of depends on which group of them you're talking about, what period of it, right?
Anyway, that's all just interesting context, I think, for sort of the philosophical debates
that are going on behind all of the war crimes we're about to talk about.
Yeah.
I don't just want to be like, yeah.
But it sounds like a 20 minute preface where it's like, we do not say that Hitler wasn't
responsible for, but we're just saying there were some people who went above and beyond
the call of evil duty.
Yeah, exactly.
And also just like when you're trying to understand how genocides occur, it's important to understand
that it's like structurally a number of overlapping factors usually come together, right?
Anyway, just wanted to talk about that.
You can read a lot more about this.
We'll have sources wherever we put sources, I'm sure at some point.
But there's a bunch of books about people write entire books arguing over this.
I am not, again, trying not to come down on either side, because basically with the exception
of that Holocaust denier, most of the people involved in the debate on both sides know
more about this than I do.
So Oscar Duralwanger was born on September 26th, 1895 in Würzburg, Swabia, which is
a ridiculous name for a place in southern Germany.
He spent his German day.
This is why the Germans were mad, because they all came from really just ridiculous
sounding places.
Yeah.
They come from fucking Swabia, and then they hear there's a city called Krakow, which is
a dope name for it.
They're like, well, we got to fucking take that shit, Jesus.
I want to be a Krakowin.
Warsaw, what a cool name.
We're over here with fucking Stuttgart, god damn it.
Warsaw is the coolest name for a city.
It's a dope name for a city.
And I got to be honest, Moscow, pretty cool fucking name for a city.
Stalin grad, don't like Stalin, pretty dope name.
Yeah.
And what do you guys got?
Oh, this is Munich.
Buchenflag and doob and doob and doob and doob.
Oh, yeah.
Burgtisgaden, come on.
Germany.
This sounds like vomiting.
It's filled with vomit names.
That's why they did it.
That's why, yeah, that's why they're bad.
The secret to Hitler's madness is he grew up in a fucking shitty little town with a
stupid name.
I'm so glad Matt's here for this episode.
Well, you know, I just, I like to keep it silly when talking holocaustic.
Yeah, you got to keep it light, right?
Yeah.
I think Brownow, I'm in, was the name of his fucking birthplace.
What a stupid, anyway, Matt, you know what's not stupid.
What?
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So we just talked about how Oscar Duralwanger born 1895.
His family moves from the stupid named town to a slightly less stupid named town, Stuttgart,
Germany in 1900, which is where my mom was born quite a bit later.
Yes, she told us later later in life was like, yeah, you actually could have gotten German
citizenship. And we were like, what the fuck? Why didn't you do that?
Yeah, what the hell?
Why do you pay for college?
I could have two fucking passports. You know what kind of shit I could get up to?
I could have had health care.
So he moves to Stuttgart in 1900 when he's five and then to the city of Esslingen in
1905 when he's 10. His family are probably, you would probably say they're solidly middle
class, right?
Duralwanger would later write that his parents were quote, neither poor nor wealthy and describe
his father as calm, intelligent and frugal. He describes their familial relations as peaceful.
Now, when you're talking about a guy who does all the horrible things that he does and this
guy is like, like the number just, I don't want to say this like flippantly, but like
the number of people that he personally raped could fill like a large town, like, like,
like really bad guy. You expect something horrific in his childhood. I think most people
do because of probably because of unreason and it's one of those things we don't have
much detail, right? His youth occurs in the middle of like, you know, he's born in a
period where there's not a tremendous amount of record keeping where it is not abnormal
to hit kids, but he doesn't talk about there being any abuse in his childhood. I think
there might be a belief among people that like, well, there probably was and he just
didn't see it as as normal, but it's also entirely possible. This guy just had a pretty
good childhood. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, you really never know. I do feel like,
you know, nowadays we are always trying to understand the cycles of violence, especially
sexual violence and, you know, how that can kind of like be hereditary like generation
after generation, you know, one person gets sexually abused as a child and then as an
adult, they become a perpetrator. But I'm perfectly willing to believe that some people
are just shit are born monsters and, you know, hey, I'm not sure that's what we'll talk
about this guy's backstory because it's interesting. But I did want to look into like, well, how
common is child abuse in like Germany and at the class level that he grew up in because
I wanted to see like, is there maybe something more there? And it kind of his youth actually
occurs in the midst of this massive debate across the nation of Germany as to whether
or not you should hit kids, right? Like this is an actual serious debate. And it's obviously
a good one to have, right? If it was hitting kids for a while. And this is not a German
thing, right? The norm has always been hitting kids and most cultures, right? Most cultures
by by number of people smack the shit out of kids every now and again, right? So again,
not good, but Germany is actually having a debate and we're we are still having this
debate. So they're ahead of us about like, should you do this at all? Now, will hell
mine Germany, which is, you know, Germany, the only Germany that exists prior to the
Weimar Republic, because it's not an old country, had long embraced a concept that had existed
in the region for a while called Jesus, which means to rear by hitting.
And it was generally interpreted as referring to the use of physical compulsion to ensure
proper behavior and maintain order, right? Now, this is both like, this is how you raise
little kids and also like, you're in the military, this is how you train soldiers, right? You're
on a work floor in a factory, like, yeah, guy fucks up, you hit him, right? Yeah, like
this is that that's that was a pretty common thing. But in the late 1800s and early 1900s,
and it's important to note, Germany is like the medical superpower of the world in this
period. Like when World War One hits, Germany has probably the best doctors and the best
medical hospitals on the planet. Germany is where you fucking go if you want like a fancy
ass medical education, they're the best at it. So, and this includes like, psychiatry,
right? Obviously, like Freud and shit, like they are on the cutting edge of this very
early, like the kind of what will become developmental and child psychology and stuff. And in the
late 1800s and early 1900s, there's all these debates and these like journal argues arguing
about these cases that journalists will write about of child abuse in schools of like teachers
beating the shit out of students and whether or not this is a good idea. There's an article
in the journal for Central European history by Sase Elder that summarizes a 1903 case
from Bavaria quote, a young male tutor, Andreas Dippold had beaten his young charges so badly
that one succumbed to his mistreatment. So this teacher in 1903, and this is when when
Oscar is eight, beats a student to death and it goes very viral. It enrages the entire
country and it seized upon part of why it pisses people off is there's an activist named
Elizabeth von Erzsen. And whenever there's a Vaughn and a German name, it means she's
a member of the nobility, right? So that's part of why she's able to be an activist.
She's independently wealthy. And Elizabeth von Erzsen founds the Society for the Protection
of Children from Mistreatment and Exploitation, which is an organ again, 1903. And, you know,
basically goes to war over this. And I'm going to quote again from that same paper.
The case demonstrated von Erzsen wrote that while torture had been abolished for adults,
it was still widely practiced on children. One of the chief causes of child abuse, according
to von Erzsen, was the claim to so-called Zucktegungsbrecht, the right to use corporal
punishment. Because of the defenselessness of children, it has become customary to exercise
on them the right to use corporal punishment, even where it does not exist, she wrote. A
host of people, including tutors, governesses and babysitters, claim the right. But how far
the right to corporal punishment is transferable is entirely an open question. Curiously, von
Erzsen asserted that there was both an objectively existing right to use corporal punishment and
that there was no consensus on where that right lay. Again, she's not saying you should
never slap a kid or never spank a kid. She's saying we're doing it too much. And there
used to be a debate about who was allowed to do this, right? Which is, again, pretty
advanced for its time. But also, she is still saying, well, yes, sometimes you're going
to hit kids, of course, everybody. Occasionally, a little smack across the mouth makes sense.
Which, again, to be clear on the podcast stance, always bad.
Auntie, don't do. But this is a good thing, right? Within the context of every adult should
be able to beat the shit out of kids whenever they want, a woman being like, hey, that's
fucked up. We need to have a serious societal conversation about who and when it's OK to
like smack a kid. Right. That's a positive move. It's a step in the right direction.
We're not having that discussion in the US, I don't think. I think people are just like,
yeah, beat a kid who gives a shit, right? They're kids. Put them in a factory. I was
beaten. I'm fine. Yeah. Which I just said earlier, but I am fine. No, don't beat your
kids. Yeah. And Sase Elder writes, quote, many popular and some scholarly depictions
of German child rearing in the Wilhelmine period assume that methods were particularly
harsh and brutal. Yet there is ample reason to doubt the stereotype of the harsh, brutal
parent more ready to strike a child than embrace it. School discipline and other national contexts
raises doubts about the extent to which German practices were exceptionally violent. Moreover,
investigations of parenting advice literature have suggested that while there were concerns
about the inadequacy of soft mothers to adequately raise strong manly sons, the mother of the
controlled child associated with the authoritarian personality and the rise of Nazism and merged
in the advice literature only during World War One. Advice literature remained rather
heterogeneous in its prescriptions for the training, correction and care of children.
As Carolyn Kay notes, prominent reformers such as Ellen Kay, Adele Schreiber and Friedrich
Wilhelm Forster argued strenuously against corporal punishment as detrimental to the
development of the self-restrained, self-determined individual. This diversity of views and especially
the influence of the pedagogical reform movement suggests that normative ideas about the purpose
of corporal punishment, the interests it served and the source of the legal right to use it
were highly contested in Wilhelmine society and German legal cultures.
So again, really common when a look for evidence of brutality in the upbringing of a brutal
person and especially to kind of blame the horrors of the Nazis on the way kids were
raised. But this guy, it's entirely possible that his parents never hit him because that
was a lot of German families and a lot of German families lined up on the note, this
is not okay. There was a vigorous debate and a substantial number of people were like,
it's bad to hit kids.
I'm just like amazed that baby books have been around for that long. I'm mid reading
like three baby books right now and I'm like, how can what just anyone who has a baby can
write a baby book? What are we doing here? One is just like, if they cry, let them cry.
And I'm like, this is how does he get a book deal?
Yeah, my suspicion is that like baby books back then start at like the 90 day point.
So it's like, okay, so this one didn't die, right?
It is old enough to count. Now it's time to start thinking about investing resources
in it.
So you have an alive child.
You have a living child. Congratulations.
Not to expect when you're expecting a baby to live.
Yeah, the most popular child rearing book in Wilhelm, mind Germany. So this one didn't
die.
Steal kicking and screaming, huh?
Nice.
So yeah, again, I just wanted to note that kind of because we don't know much about
his childhood, it's worth noting he does not report any abuse and he's born into a society
that's probably the most progressive place, at least in the Western world in terms of
like the argument that you shouldn't hit kids.
Right.
So yeah, anyway, if we are looking for hints from his youth that might have some sort of
predictive bearing on his future behavior, right, that might like presage some of the
crimes he commits, we do better to cast our eyes up then towards the town of Wurzinsk.
Oh, geez.
We're Seznia. Again, this is a Polish town. It's part of Poland today. We're Seznia. It's
W R Z E S N I A. It's part of Poland today. But at this time, it's part of Germany, right?
Because Germans, the Prussians in particular occupy a big chunk of what is today Poland
in this period.
They don't lose it till World War One.
Right.
The occupiers, like most occupiers, did not like the idea of a people they had conquered
speaking a language that wasn't theirs, right? So the Germans are like, well, we got all
these kids and I don't think it's a great idea for them to learn Polish because we don't
really want Polish people in Germany, right? We want to get rid of that, you know?
So one day in 1902, Johan Schultzon, who's a teacher, an oppression teacher in Wurzinsk,
decides to take action. And I'm going to quote from a write up in The First News, a Polish
news website.
The peoples were crammed into a classroom on the first floor where they were given a final
chance to repeat a religious song in German by heart. Those who did so were released home.
The rest were held back to receive the flogging of their lives. Each child was individually
frog-marched to a chamber on the ground floor set aside for administering the punishment.
The children were given four to eight stinging strokes from a birch cane. The boys were flogged
on their backsides, the girls on their open palms. This was not just an ordinary case
of disciplining children through corporal punishment, which was common at the time.
Each furious strike was intended to communicate the message, this is Prussia, we are in charge,
two Poles will do as we say. One girl passed out from the pain, others were not able to
hold their books in their swollen hands.
So that's pretty bad.
Yeah, I guess it was a necessity to have organizations stop beating your kids because
there was literally flogging rooms in the basements of schools.
You for sure needed people who were like, we have to stop flogging the children. Perhaps,
you know what, wild idea guys, what if we tried to be a no-flogging society? I don't
know that anyone needs to be flogged.
Yes, a no-flog zone is everywhere.
We might be able to get by okay without flogging.
Yeah, I think we could arrive. Problems.
So this leads to the adults around them, the adults in town and stuff, like their parents
are like, what in the fucking Christ are you doing to our kids? This is nuts. And again,
all of these people probably slapped their kids, spanked their kids, right? That's normal
at the time. This is like a step beyond that, you know?
So they engage in a strike that eventually, and it's supported by the adults, but the
strike spreads through and is to some extent organized by children and eventually comes
to involve more than 50,000 Polish children who like in a kid's strike, yeah, the kids
go on strike and like so they will all at the same day as refuse to answer questions
from their teachers.
I think they still go to school, right? They just won't do anything there. Wow. And you
know, there's protests, there's what you might call a riot where a bunch of the adults start
throwing stones at Prussian teachers because again, the teachers are the occupiers here.
Sure. These are not like, people are sympathetic inherently to teachers for good reasons. These
teachers are Prussians who are like running schools in a military fashion in occupied
territory, right? So again, throwing rocks at them, probably fine. Like, I'm just gonna
say it, probably fine. I think in general, throwing rocks at all occupiers is what you
should do. I'm usually on the side of the people throwing rocks at the occupiers, right?
Absolutely. Now, German police showed up and they put a bunch of striking children on trial,
which is when the story blew up into an international issue. And this is this, there's like massive
articles in the New York Times and like, like major international newspapers cover this.
Because again, this is a lot of fucking kids. Yeah. And Child Strike is a pretty good story.
Yeah, that's a great headline. I'm immediately into it. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, 20 people
are eventually convicted and one parent is sentenced to two and a half years in prison.
The Germans even sentenced a photographer to 40 days in prison for distributing photos
of people connected to the case. And again, this is a massive story. There's no way that
Oscar Duralwanger, who's, you know, a kid at the time would have missed hearing about this, right?
This is like a big deal all throughout Imperial Germany. And in fact, based on kind of his age,
it's a good chance this is one of the first news stories he hears about as like a kid,
like one of his earliest memories might be hearing about this. But I mean, but it feels like he is
reading that story. Yes. And just lining up with the being against the strike.
Well, it's because I'm sure. And again, he's in Imperial Germany. He's not reading the New
York Times cover. He's reading like those those ungrateful polls are attacking teachers.
They threw rocks at teachers trying to teach them to read German, right? Like that's more or less
how it would have come down to him. So he makes his way through school, obtaining the German
equivalent of like a high school degree. It's called a baccalaureate in the source I found. But I
think this is just like a high school degree. None of it. None of like schooling in this
period maps exactly to our modern ideas, right? Sure. Yeah, they didn't have Common Core math
or nothing. They didn't have Common Core math. Yeah. They had beatings. Yeah. Christian Ingrau,
who is the author of a book about Dural Wenger and his unit, makes a point to note that his
education, quote, did not include the humanities, right? So this guy's not being and this is not
actually not super common for Germany. Again, Germany is one of the centers of learning for
the world, center of art, center of culture. This is like the fact that he, his specific
education is kind of entirely focused on like industry and business and getting him ready
to like run a factory does not include humanities is kind of noteworthy. After graduating, he
endures further education with the goal of entering the private sector. Again, he's basically
training up to be like a mid-level functionary helping industrial Germany be industrial, right?
He's trying to be, you know, sprockets and shit, right? PMC, that's what he wants.
Yeah. So before he can finish any of this, before he can get his college degree, he,
like all German men, has to do a year of service for the Kaiser in the military, right? This is
like, there's a universal draft. It's kind of like what Ukraine was starting a version of this
before the war, right? Where like, everybody goes and they do a little bit of time, right?
And this is so that when the big war comes that everyone knows is going to come,
we have a bunch of guys we can call up and we don't need to train them, right?
Maybe we do a refresher for a week, but they know how to hold a gun. They know what a march,
they know how to do all the things soldiers have to do. So a lot of young men waited for the draft,
right? Because it's, it's the kind of thing where like, eventually your number comes up. So a lot
of guys tried to get in as much of their, you know, early adulthood as they could before they had to
do it. Oscar volunteers, he joins on his own. He spends a year marching and training for again,
everyone assumes the next war is inevitable, right? Germany had come to existence during a war
that started in 1870 with France that had lasted less than a year. And it was pretty bloody. A
lot of people die. It's not like a, not like a nice war. This is like where we get Germany.
Everyone knows like, well, we got unfinished beef with France, right? They're going to start some
shit at some point, right? You know, Germany and France or Prussia and France, Austria and France.
That a great history, right? They're not friendly, you know? Yeah. You're, you're looking at these
two guys who every 50 years get into a giant fight and are like, yeah, I bet they're going to have
another one at some point. Yeah. It's right around now. Yeah. It's been about 50 years. They got a
revolution. They got Napoleon. They got another Napoleon. They got a king again. Yeah. Now they
don't have a king because that last war didn't go great. So he was probably, it's probably best to
assume that like Oscar was eager for that war to start. A lot of German men were. Right. And his
assumption was that it was going to be, you get called up along with everybody else,
Germany's, you know, field army marches out first and then the reserves come in quick behind them.
You campaign for a couple of months, maybe a year. And there's like a couple of big set piece
battles, right? That's what they're thinking. Not like we're going to be stuck in trenches for years,
but like we'll have three or four real decisive giant fights that will be ugly,
but then it'll be done. And one way or the other, we'll have. Yeah. 10 guys on either side of exhaustion.
One guy will get stabbed. That was war back then, you know? Well, it was a little gnarlier than that
when the Germans got, but it was not expected to be that bad, right? Oh yeah. They didn't know how
bad it was. Not like one was like, Hey, this is as fun as I remember. So these machine guns, real
serious, huh? Yeah. Boy, these muskets kill a lot of people. So Daryl Wenger is nearing the end of his
year of service when the Archduke of Austria, Hungary gets gets got and World War One starts.
Christian Ingrau writes, quote, Oscar Daryl Wenger's war began on August 2nd in a machine gun company
of the 123rd Regiment of Grenadiers, who were heading to France from Oom by way of Belgium.
In the confusion of general mobilization, troops that had already had their basic training were
considered as part of the Reich's standing army. Thus they were the spearhead of the Schlieffen
Plan. And Daryl Wenger was thrust into the battle at a time when losses were their most nightmarish.
So in the whole history of human beings fighting wars, this is like
up or five percent of the worst things any soldiers in all of time experience, right? Like
fucking World War One early days, shit. The units get like literally battalions, thousands of men
getting wiped out almost to the man. Just absolute fucking nightmare shit. And I think
some additional detail is necessary here to really drive home the kind of experience
Oscar has, because we're trying to figure out like, what makes him such a piece of shit? Maybe
he was from the beginning. Some people just come out that way or whatever. But he is at this point
comfortable middle class kid, good family, peaceful family, as far as he says, goes to college on a
pretty good life path. And then this happens. And in order to kind of contextualize his experience,
I'm going to read a firsthand account from a British soldier, a young officer named Harold
McMillan, who later becomes prime minister, and who there's a good chance he's feet away from
Oscar at points, right? There's no way to know. But it's easier, a little easier to find British
firsthand accounts than German ones of this period. So that that's what we're we're reading.
But I think this is more or less accurate to the kind of stuff that Oscar would have been seeing
at this point. Perhaps the most extraordinary thing about the modern battlefield is the
desolation and emptiness of it all. Nothing is to be seen of war or soldiers, only the split
and shattered trees and the burst of an occasional shell reveal anything of the truth. One can look
for miles and see no human being. But in those miles of country lurk like moles or rats, it seems,
thousands, even hundreds of thousands of men, planning against each other perpetually some new
device of death, never showing themselves. They launched at each other bullet, bomb, aerial
torpedo and shell. And somewhere to are the little cylinders of gas, waiting only for the moment to
spit forth their nauseous and destroying fumes. And yet the landscape shows nothing of this,
nothing but a few shattered trees and three or four thin lines of earth and sandbags.
These and the ruins of towns and villages are the only signs of war anywhere. The glamour of red
coats, the martial tunes of fife and drum, the aids to camp scurrying hither and thither on
splendid chargers, lances glittering and swords flashing, how different the old wars must have
been. The thrill of battle comes now only once or twice in a year. We need not so much the gallantry
of our fathers, we need, and in our army at any rate I think you will find it, that indomitable
and patient determination. Like this is this is this is most of this war is sitting waiting to
get killed randomly. And then a couple of times a year, you and all of your friends get mowed down
by machine guns. Right. Right. Like that's what Dural Wangers war is. Most of it is getting trench
foot and being like, I'm going to die from this. And, you know, fucking watching watching like
unimaginable horror because this is also at a time there's not cool movies about crazy
sci-fi horror shit. You know, this is like this is unimaginable to most of these people. Yeah,
this is like, you know, there's a we could talk. Tolkien was pretty adamant that his books weren't
about anything that had actually happened. But like, Tolkien fights in a battle where thousands
of men drown in the mud get like sucked down by their boots and are suffocated while their friends
watch. And then he like writes a chapter in his book about a marsh filled with corpses that you
can see. Right. Right. That's the kind and Dural Wanger. He's right there. He's in the middle of
this. His job is he's a machine gunner. So he is number one. He might have killed hundreds of people.
Right. Like potentially thousands. Some of these guys literally individual dudes shoot thousands
of people to death over the course of the war. There's no way to know how many people he killed.
And at some point he would have if he'd ever was counting would have stopped. Right. And probably
also basically everyone he starts the war knowing dies. Right. That those early 1914 soldiers,
not a high survival rate. No, no. They were imagining a war that, you know, from back in the
day where there was like a drummer kid. Yeah. You know, he is as a machine gunner. Number one,
he's valuable. Number two, he is exposed and isolated. And number three, he is constantly
targeted by artillery and snipers. So this is like this is really bad, bad war, bad war experience.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of trauma there. Yeah. I could say a little PTSD.
Yeah. A little bit of maybe a little bit of PTSD. Just a little bit. Yeah. In his first three months
of combat, he's wounded badly enough in his foot that he's sent away for most of a year to heal.
Right. Like whatever the injury is, it's fucking gnarly. He comes back the next year and in September
of 1915, he gets wounded in the arm by a bayonet. So whatever happens, he is fighting hand to hand
with people and gets stabbed nearly to death. And again, that's the everyone who fought and it
agrees the very worst combat in World War One was hand to hand trench combat. Yeah. Just a fucking
nightmare. Yeah. So he gets wounded badly enough. This is a very rare wound. Christian in-ground
notes that only about one percent of injured German soldiers have a similar injury. And that's because
nearly a hundred percent of men who get seriously wounded by a bayonet or a sword in close combat
die because everything is shit and mud around you. It's getting jammed into your wound. You're
probably going to bleed out. Like you have better shot at a like per injury basis with like a gun
shot wound than fucking stabbed in hand to hand combat. And do they even have they didn't have
antibiotics back then, right? So they don't know they're kind of starting to figure them out in
this period. But no, these guys are not getting antibiotics administered. So he it is bad enough.
He can never move his arm right again. And he gets raided by the military as 40 percent disabled.
He severely heard enough that he probably could have ended his service there if he had
pressed the matter. But he wanted to fight. And so in night he stays in the military in
September of 1916. He gets promoted to be an NCO and he's moved to be a machine gun trainer, right?
So he could have stuck at this job training people and like not getting in direct combat.
But he repeatedly demanded to be sent back to the front. And in April of 1917, he's back in
combat, despite the fact that his arm and wrist are permanently injured. He serves well. He's
particularly good now that he's commanding small groups of soldiers in combined arms using a mix
of mortars, what you call pocket artillery, so short range artillery, machine guns and maneuvering
infantry. And like these are a couple of hundred people engagements, right? He's very good at that.
He's very good at and this is the the Germans in this period are inventing what we now know is
just like standard combat tactics for small units, right? All of that's being figured out by the
Germans. Everyone else is a few years behind. And so he is one of the first guys to be commanding
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Daryl Wanger, as an enlisted man, gets promoted to lieutenant, which is not common in most wars,
right? Enlisted in officers are very different and they're different. Like normally to be an officer,
you let go to school, you like get a degree. In the German military, you're generally someone who
comes from a high social status, right? You got a Vaughn in your name, maybe. You got a Vaughn in
your name, maybe. It's pretty rare for a guy who's just like starts as a private to become a lieutenant
through combat. And the reason this happens is that like everybody's dead. Right. And this is a
thing that happened a lot more back in the day. Like my grandpa was there for the like very,
you know, he was in World War Two as well. But when the Korean War started, he was in Korea
and he was a sergeant. And by the time the war ended, he was a major, which does not happen often.
It's just like, you know, because everybody's dying, right? That's why this happens. He becomes,
he's sent over to the Eastern Front where he becomes a company commander. And this is probably
saves his life because things go really well for Germany in the East, actually. They win a war
against Russia and then a war against, I think it's Romania. Like they beat both of them while
they're kind of at this stalemate in the Western Front. We don't know a ton of his specific experiences
on the Ost Front. But Christian Ingrau writes, quote, if there were ever a library for the ethnic
fear of the enemy during the Great War, it was the Eastern Front over and over soldiers, letters
spoke of the dirtiness, the inferiority, the primitive nature of the population. And this
observation reinforced a social Darwinism and an essentialist view of the Eastern populations.
Dural Wenger stayed in Russia until November 1918 as a company leader and lieutenant. So
he's probably number one comes into this pretty racist because most Germans are towards people
in this region. And that probably gets reinforced by being the occupier here, right? Yeah. And when
when the war ends and Germany does not win, there's all these rebellions, right? All these
left wing rebellions across the Reich. And also, like, it's kind of a disaster and no one had really
expected, particularly in the East. So you've got all these skeleton units in the East that,
like, by the way, your country's governments dissolved and you lost the war. Go turn yourself
into whatever people are nearby, right? Like, and a lot of German soldiers are like, well, no.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to do that. And also, I thought we were winning. You know, these guys
are are all, you know, the great stab in the stab in the back theory type thing. Well, yeah,
because from their experience, we fucking beat these guys. Yeah, we beat them. Russia. Russia's
hard to beat. The French couldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah, they got fucking Bolsheviks there. Yeah,
because of us. Yeah. So Nicholas, Dural Wenger is one of the guys who's like, no, I'm not going
to turn myself into the fucking Romanian government, right? Like, I'm not going to do that. So he
like grabs a bunch of and he makes it clear like because again, everything's kind of chaotic.
Everything's falling apart. He's basically just like yells to all of the Germans in the earshot,
like, hey, I'm a company commander and I'm going to get everybody out of here. Like,
if you want to get the fuck out of here and don't want to wind up in a prison camp, follow me.
So he gets like a shitload of people together and he leads them successfully home to Germany.
One of the men he saved later wrote, quote, it is rare for an officer to be honored as our comrade.
Dural Wenger was this after his successful return, a return that the soldiers owed to him alone. He
kept 600 men from being interned as so many were before and after us. So among other things,
Dural Wenger will always be a guy that like his dudes fucking love him. And part of it is because
like he will throw down for them. He's not he's not one of these guys who's like standing in the
back waiting to see how things happen. He gets injured repeatedly because he's you have to say
this about the man not afraid of getting shot. Yeah. Yeah, he's into it. In fact, he's into it. In
fact, it might be a kink. Yeah, it's part of it is unsettling actually. So by the terms of the
Versailles treaty, Germany is forbidden from fielding an army larger than 100,000 men. Given the
disastrous poverty that hits the country post defeat, these slots are pretty coveted by demilitarized
veterans, right? It's a it's a cushy gig. Adolf Hitler is one of the few lucky vets who gets a
job post war and Dural Wenger is another. But while Hitler is used by the Reichswehr, that's
the new German military, they have him infiltrating right wing groups, which is badly. Yeah. Yeah,
that didn't work out so much. Really, maybe the worst single mistake anyone ever made was being
like, hey, Hitler, see what those guys are up to. You got to do an episode on that guy. The guy was
like, you know, you're a good spy and devil. Yeah, Hitler guy. He'll keep an eye on these
national socialists for us. Yeah, you report back. And whatever you do, don't join them or
start leaving them. Don't join them. Don't join them at all. Don't like on my face.
Boy, imagine that guy in like 1945 is like every building around him is leveled by allied
bombers. Shit, that didn't go well. Oh, boy, I don't want to tell anybody what I did.
Yeah, I have some regrets. Yeah. Yeah. I made a couple of mistakes in the past.
Yeah, I mean, one big one.
So Dura Wenger also stays on. It's not hard to see why. Right. Why he's got he's got like one of
the best records anybody has from one or one in terms of like a combat soldier. And so they put
him to the task of violently suppressing left wing uprisings. He fights alongside and often in
units of the Freikor and the Freikor are kind of like they're a little like the oath keepers and
three percenters in that they are groups of veterans that have been demilitarized who are
taking up arms to defend the country, quote unquote, against socialists, right? Right.
One of the things that there's a couple of things that make them very different from those groups
that we have in the United States, even though both try to overthrow the government. One is that
the Freikor are all made up of guys who have actually done nightmare things, right? Like
they're not they're not like dudes who like did four years in Korea and then like lied about
their deployment history forever. They're like guys who guys who's like friends teeth got embedded
in their skin after their eyes were blown apart. Yeah, these aren't guys who would, you know,
buy tactical sunglasses on TV. These men are dead inside and killing makes them feel nothing.
The other thing is that these guys are being integrated by the military, right? Because
the military is like 100,000 men is not enough to do anything. So we have these hundreds of
thousands of veterans who like if we throw them a little bit of cash, if we look the other way,
when they acquire guns, we can bring them in and we can use them when we need them to like
maintain order and suppress things, right? So and this is very illegal under like the
terms of the treaty they've signed. But also pretty again, nothing gets done for a number
of reasons, including the fact that like a lot of people are like, well, what are we going to do?
Fight him again. So yeah, he's he's with these guys. He's with these Freikor units,
but he's kind of he's in the Reichswehr. And basically his job, because he's commanding a unit,
they whenever there because there's all these communist insurrectionary strikes, right?
And he's in he's particularly the areas he's in his Wurttemberg. And whenever the communists
will like take over part of a town or like do a big strike, he and his guys will like drive
through town on an armored train and fire machine guns at them. So that's that's his gig. Now,
to be entire. Well, it's a nice job if you can get it. Nice job if you can get it.
Now, to be fair, number one, a lot of these communists also veterans. Now a decent number
of them are guys who didn't fight because they were like making bullets and stuff, right? Because
factory workers were very easy to turn into communists, it turns out. But a lot of them
are veterans and they're not always unarmed. In March of 1921, 300 communists with guns take
over the city of Sangerhausen as part of a broader German uprising. It's this attempt at like a mass
mass, like general strike comma revolution. And Max Holes, who commands he's the guy in
charge of the of the of the communists, has his Max Holes. Yeah, H-O-E-L-Z.
It is cool. Max Holes. I'm going to put Max Holes in you.
You're right. Exactly, dude. How many guys? Fuck it, dude. Max Holes must have done this.
This guy got shot a thousand times. Why do you insist on giving people maximum Holes?
So it's poor of my name. Max Holes has his men. It sounds pretty cool. They're robbing all of the
rich people in town to fund this white uprising. They destroy the telegraph service, which I think
is probably to like limit the government's ability to communicate. And then they kidnap all of the
wealthiest people in town with an eye towards ransoming them to fund the revolution. But then
Dural Wenger drives through town. Again, he's got an armored train. His men are generally better
trained and definitely better equipped. And they beat the cops. They forced the communists out of
town. They actually kind of get the worst of the actual combat. 13 people die, seven of whom are
Dural Wenger's men, three of whom are insurgents and three of whom are civilians. Dural Wenger uses
explosives to level significant parts of the city, which is a big part of why Holes and his
guys bounce because they're like, so this guy's just like blowing up all of town. We're not really
ready for this. Yeah, yeah. This is a strategy I had not considered. I consider many Holes,
not one really big hole. I'm not ready for this. So Dural Wenger's response, the way he obviously
he wins, which the government's happy with, but also he has blown up a significant portion of the
town, which does not endear him to the townspeople who are like, well, these guys were robbing rich
folks, but they didn't blow up downtown. So I don't know. I don't know if I'm like really on board
with either of you. Yeah, one seems worse significantly. The Weimar government later
decides that some of his actions have been extreme, right? He keeps getting like slaps on the wrist,
and it even gets jailed a couple of times, but he's also he's really good at putting down insurrections,
right? Like he's great at it. So they're not going to like actually punish him. Damn, that
sucks. It's just like ever since those those children, you know, had a strike, he's like,
I will make it my life's work to destroy any kind of solidarity between people. He's really just
always been defending those teachers who got hit with rocks. Yeah, exactly. You forgot to give us
homework. That's like his whole thing. He's that kid militarized. He is off and on in the military,
right? Like he's I think always drawing a salary, but he's like trying to do other stuff. And he
just like will regularly be like, Hey, we need you to go shoot people from a train again and off
he'll go to go shoot people from a train. And it kind of in between suppressing these uprisings
because there's a bunch in this 1918 to like 1921, like a lot of fucking shits going down in Germany.
Pretty wild history. He gets arrested twice and sentenced to prison for two short sentences,
both times for illegally concealing weapons. Now, we don't have great detail on this, but
it probably because of the way it's written, it's probably not that he was carrying a gun
concealed illegally, but that he was helping paramilitary fry core units steal and conceal machine
guns and other like, like literally like hiding like burying weapons, right? Yeah, because I was
going to say his job is, is I guess the train is not inconspicuous. Yeah. Yeah. They were like,
you're allowed to have the gun train. The gun train is fine. It's these other guns. That's cool
and awesome. But you can't be hiding guns. And the reality is like with our government, right?
You've got these right wing shithead militiamen and there are cops and there are soldiers who
are on their side and there are politicians who like them. There's also a lot of people in the
government and the judicial system who are like, no, you can't do that. Here's a slap on the wrist.
You know, did our job for liberal society. I'm sure that's the last we'll hear of Oscar
Darrell Wenger after he spends two months in prison for stealing machine guns from the military.
Dusting off his hands. My work here is solving the problem forever.
So the end of his military career for a little while is the 1923 Munich beer hall push.
Hitler attempts to take over the government, doesn't go very well. And Oscar is not part
of the Nazi party at this point, but he's in a bunch of different right wing organizations that
are close to them. And when Hitler does this, he attempts to send in the Stuttgart police's
armored vehicles to support Hitler's attempt to take power. He doesn't have the power to do this,
right? Like he's not in charge of them. So this doesn't work out. And he kind of like,
he gets shit canned for this, which is fair, right? I would fire somebody for this.
Or at least have HR kind of like do a, I don't know, suspend him for a little bit.
You should do something, right? There should be some sort of process when you attempt.
No gun train for one week. You don't get to get on that gun train for a whole week, Oscar.
So by the time he's kind of out of the military, he is unemployed. It is 1923.
He is 29 years old. He has several chronic injuries that trouble him. And he's looking for a gig.
Now, while this period, everything we've talked about with him suppressing all these left wing
uprisings is going on. Oscar's also going to college, right? He's basically doing his GI Bill
equivalent shit. He had enrolled at a technical university soon after the war. And student culture
in Germany during this period, super right wing, right? Universities are filled with veterans who
had like were returning from the front. A lot of colleges were basically just recruitment grounds
for Freikor. At the same time, student organizations had been taken by a trend towards the Volkisch
movement. So a lot of like student organizations at different colleges are explicitly Volkisch.
And this is the Volkisch. It's a German ethno nationalist movement that eventually kind of
leads to the Nazi movement. But it's this like, you know, there's a German people,
it is a specific subset of us and we're better than everyone, right? Like, right, we could get into
it in more detail, but it's not really necessary. And I'm going to quote from the SS Duralwanger
Brigade by Christian Ingrau, quote, he distinguished himself very early by his Volkisch convictions
and expressed them with unusual violence. The university threatened him with disciplinary
proceedings for avowed anti-Semitic agitation. This fact merely reflects Duralwanger's political
involvement. Since 1919, he had been a member of the Deutsche Volksschutz und Trustbund,
one of the most virulent organizations in terms of both anti-Semitic hatred and a revolutionary
nationalist feeling. It counted in. Yeah, he's a Trustbund baby. Trustbund baby. And again,
we don't know if he was like super anti-Semitic his whole life, if there was a thing, because some
guys pick it up during the war, right? Like, because, yeah, easy way for, you know, we don't really
have that kind of context. Could have been something he got at home, could have come later,
but he's real hardcore racist by this point. I'm going to continue that quote about the
the Trustbund. It counted in its ranks future leaders of Nazi repression, such as Reinhard
Heidrich and Reinhard Hohn. Hey, there's our buddy, Duralwanger. Shout out. Friend of the pod, Reinhard Heidrich.
Friend of the pod, Reinhard Heidrich. Oh, man. I love getting all the all the boys back together. Yeah,
the gang is really coming together here. Yeah, this is like the Avengers, but they're in all,
yeah. Hate Jews. Yep. Yep. It's it's the Avengers. If the Hulk looked like the Hulk, but like more
like, well, actually, Edward Norton played the Hulk too. So yeah, actually, yeah, there's a there's
a way to work this out. You figure it out for yourselves, you know, the incredible vote. Yeah,
there we go. Yeah, Duralwanger belonged to a nebula of parties and associations linked by the
feeling that Germany was an imminent danger of disappearing, diminished as it was by territorial
losses, the rulings of the Treaty of Versailles and internal and external enemies who, despite the
peace treaty, had not disarmed. So Duralwanger's scholastic career was not interrupted either by
his arrests or by his disciplinary proceedings for racism, because he gets in trouble with the
school for being racist. He eventually moves to Frankfurt where he finishes his education and
winds up with a PhD in political science. He is a doctor. He is a doctor, Oscar Duralwanger.
Is Doctor of Hanging Jews straight up? A startling number of the worst Nazis were doctors and
lawyers of some sort or other. There's a great scene in the movie Conspiracy, where like one of
I think it's Odilo Glabocnik, but one of like the Nazis planning the fucking Holocaust,
because they're having an argument over like legal matters is like, raise your hand if you're a
lawyer and all of the guys at the table raise their hand because yeah, they're all fucking, yeah.
Some of them are literally doctors of law, actually. So yeah, he gets his PhD and he becomes an
accountant. And for the next several years, he has a successful if boring career in business.
Now, his overt political involvement in right wing stuff fades after the push because for a while,
like the Hitler movement's illegal, you know, there's there is a bit of a crackdown. And if
Hitler's movement had died out, he might have just wound up as like a low key racist businessman.
Like that's possible. But the Nazis don't go away. The ban against their activism
fades and eventually ends. And in the late 1920s, Dural Wenger gets back into it being
involved with the essay, right? He can't do much in the streets because from 1928 to 1931,
he's made the executive director of a textile factory owned by a Jewish family,
but he embezzles a shitload of money from this Jewish factory and he gives it to the essay so
they can buy weapons. Damn. Yeah. That's fucked up. Big betrayal. Pretty fucked up. Yeah. That's
great. So he's he's funneling shit to the essay until 1932, when he can like rejoin publicly
because it's safe. So I do love though, I part of me is just like, it would be dope to be that
Jewish family who owns the fucking textile meal and watching this little antisemitic piece of
shit not be able to say anything. Just feel so good. You hate us. It would have been would have
been cool if like that's how things had ended. Yeah. Yeah. No, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The rest
of the history bad. But you know, for a second there, it's time. There's some fun moments probably.
So Dural Wenger's loyalty and the enthusiastic support of guys he'd led into battle who had
become Nazis meant that once he's publicly in the essay again, he gets promoted very quickly.
By 1933, he's been given a cushy job as director of the Heel Braun employment agency. The economy
was once again in the shitter, right? Things aren't going great for the German economy. And the fact
that they can hand out jobs is critical to the new Nazi regime. It's part of how they're like
consolidating power. So the fact that Oscar is running an employment agency for the Nazis
means that he's in a really trusted and important position, right? He's doling out
money essentially to people who are supporting the regime. And he's able to because he can hand out
cushy gigs probably is making a good amount of money via bribes, you have to assume. Yeah. So
his position is solid enough that he's able to fight off embezzlement allegations from his former
employer, which are definitely true. Yeah. He gets arrested. So he's arrested twice because
he gets drunk and does drugs and crashes his car into people. But all that all that goes away.
Yeah. He's a he is a hardcore drug addict, probably cocaine. People usually aren't specific when
they talk about it. But that would be my guess, although maybe a few things. But I like it because
it's white, white powder. Zivitis of drugs. Pure white powder. He's doing great. He's handing
out jobs. He's crashing his car while wasted. If life is going well for Dr. Oscar Duralwenger.
But then now on July 22nd, 1934, tragedy strikes, Matt, because he gets caught having sex with a
14 year old girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. I thought you meant tragedy strikes for him.
It is a tragedy. I mean, he would consider it one too. But like, yeah, no, I was not referring
to him. So he had met her while she shows she's a volunteer for the Red Cross that he meets in
his official duties. He will argue when he goes to court that she just lied about her age. She
claims she was violently raped and the medical examination suggests violent rape. So I can tell
you who's account I trust and it's not the Nazi. Yes. Now, this is a problem for his Nazi employers,
right? They don't they're not like cool with this, right? Again, these guys are Nazis, but most of
them have been normal people most of their lives. And when you hear this guy who you're like,
involved with rapes, a child, they're like, well, no, we don't want you to be in our organization
for a while. Yeah, people might think we're like the Nazis. Yes, you know, we want people to like
us first. So he gets stripped of his doctoral title, he loses his PhD, he gets removed from the
essay, and he's sent to prison for two years. He also gets embezzled punished for embezzling
the money that he'd sent to the essay. So they just kind of throw the book at him. I think this.
Yeah, they just tacked on some extra like, get them all. It might be that this girl was also
the daughter of a Nazi who like had some pole, right? And so that's part of like, again, if he
had done this to someone who was, you know, marginalized by the Nazi state, probably wouldn't
have been a punishment. But he does pick totally picks like an Aryan girl. Yeah. So that's a big
part of why he gets in trouble. But he does get in trouble. I would say two years is not enough
time, but it's not nothing. So he gets out of prison in 1936. And he sets to work immediately
begging his former bosses for forgiveness. He's like, I want my please reinstate my doctorate.
I've done all this stuff for the movement. He sends so many letters directly to Hitler,
begging for clemency, that he gets arrested again and sent to a concentration camp. Like,
they're like, you got to stop bugging Hitler, you know, it'll cool you off some time and fucking
duck out. God damn letter, dude. Yeah, he gets sent to, I think it's duck out for like,
it might have been Saxonhausen for sending Hitler too many fucking letters,
which is, I have to say, there aren't a lot of silly reasons to get sent to a concentration camp,
but that is one that is the silly reason silly history. There's like guys who are dying of typhoid,
like, that's ridiculous. That's why you're here. What the fuck, man? What are you in for? I really
want my doctorate back. You see, I have this certificate that was it meant a lot to me.
So I couldn't hear you. My teeth fell out. What? Yeah. So, yeah, he spent some time in a camp.
When he gets out, he is now 39 years old. And he is he kind of doesn't have a whole lot of options,
right? He can either he can force his way back into civilian life and find a job that'll take a
convicted child molester and kind of just scrape by on the margins. Or he can get ahead again,
the only way he'd ever known how by being done exactly by being the most violent fascist son
of a bitch he could be. It just happens that 1936 is a pretty good year to be that guy.
So that is the first year of the Spanish Civil War, which is maybe the best time in history to
be a German combat veteran with zero morals. Yeah. Yeah. So Dural Wanger, he's lost most
of his connections because of the whole molesting a child thing. But he still has one friend,
a guy named Gottlob Berger that he had these they've been war buddies, right? Berger had
risen to a pretty respectable rank within the new SS, which is again, the SS is pretty new
organization at this point. And Berger is fairly well placed in it. So Berger puts in a good word
for his old friend to have Oscars serve with Germany's military expedition in Spain, the Condor
Legion, right? And I'm going to quote next from a write up in the fifth field here. Here he helped
train Spanish crews and tank warfare after arriving in Spain in April of 1937. His commander,
Oberst Ritter von Toma of the German Army, rated his performance in Spain as outstanding. For
his superior service there, Dural Wanger received the Spanish campaign medal, the Spanish military
service cross and the Spanish cross and silver. Oscar Dural Wanger returned to Germany from Spain
in May of 1939. And commenting on his past, Dural Wanger said at this point, even though I did
wrong, I never committed a crime. Wow. I gotta, you gotta love someone who's willing to be accountable
at that. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. Like, what, what a way, what a way to refer to molesting a child.
Right. Show me where in the Weimar Republic Constitution it says that I can molest a child.
So. Tell me where. This is basically the deal is that you help us brutally suppress the left in
this civil war and we will pretend you didn't molest that child, right? Like that is literally
the deal that the Nazis make. And this is like signed off. I believe Himmler is one of the people
who signs off on it. At a pretty high level this is signed off because what he's done is bad and
he probably, this is something we don't have a lot of context on, but probably he also did piss
off people who were influential by doing this. So when Dural Wanger returns home, his government
is in the final stages of planning its invasion of Poland. Now, this is going to be a different
sort of conflict than the one that the Reich had faced. A mass war with German troops facing the
brunt of enemy engagement, not Spanish soldiers who were like just dudes. The fear of every general
in this kind of a war is rural saboteurs or insurgents. Now, the German army has a long
and nasty history fighting such men. A lot of the war crimes they commit in World War One are dealing
with these saboteurs. So they've got experience fighting these guys, but also a lot of their
experience is that like it's really hard to capture these guys. And the things that make
normal soldiers good at being normal soldiers tend to make them bad at fighting insurgencies,
right? Like not entirely transferable sets of skills. So in order to train people to do that,
the Nazi high brass, and this is decisions being made at like the Hitler level, are like,
we should probably what if we were to make a unit entirely out of criminals, specifically
poachers, right? Guys whose job is to go into the woods, survive off the land, hunt and kill
things and not get caught, right? And that's not a bad line of thinking, right? Like if you're like,
who's going to be good at hunting down insurgents? Well, poachers probably actually,
probably would be pretty good at that job. I get the logic there. Yeah. And they, you know,
so the idea is we're going to like take men that we have in prison for these poaching crimes,
and we're going to turn them into commandos. Now, during his time in Spain, Dural Wenger has
redeemed himself in the eyes of the Nazis. His convictions get annulled and he gets his doctorate
back. They give it back as PhD. So yes, I got my certificate. Yes. He puts this up in my office.
I'm going to frame it again. So as these Nazi leaders turn to the task of like,
finding a guy who we're going to, who's going to run this, this criminal unit, naturally they're
like, well, this guy actually, number one, he's fought insurgents for us in Germany. We know
he's good at it. He's good at normal soldier stuff. And like them, he's a terrible criminal. So yeah.
He's perfect. Yeah. They're like, yeah, he's molested a child. He's got a severe alcohol
and drug problem. But like, we're sending him to Poland where it's fine for him to do all that,
right? We don't care who he molests in Poland or how fucked up he is while he does it. Get him over
there. So that is how Oscar Dural Wenger becomes the commandant of what will become known to history
as the Dural Wenger Brigade. And that's a story we're going to get into in part two.
Am I excited about it? Because this guy's, I just, I feel that with all the crimes that you've
talked in there have been a lot of he is committed a significant number. Yes. Already. Yeah. And now
I'm like, oh, now we're going to let this fucking Tasmanian devil loose. This is, uh, it's going to
get bad and depressing. Yeah. This guy is already pretty bad dude and he's about to get sick to
Poland, right? Yes. Yeah. I want you to. The gun train was in the process. Yeah. Yeah. The gun
train is before he was really that bad, honestly. That was the wind up was guy had gun train. You're
going to miss gun train in a second. Before we do that, I feel like the only proper way to end is
Matt, I want you to go to Google and I want you to type in the name Oscar Dural Wenger. I want
you to see what this motherfucker looks like. So a a l o s k a r d i r l e w a n g e r.
Oh my God. Come on. You could with makeup cast this guy as an orc in a fucking Lord of the
Ring show. Like he looked or a goblin probably. He looks like a monster. Fucking just man. I mean,
we don't like to attack people for who have done actual bad things for their appearance,
but this guy looks like a monster. Like you see this motherfucker in the street and you're like,
well, this is a bad person. You could draw this guy just from like just guess and you are correct
on what this guy looks like. Frighteningly evil looking. Absolutely dead eyes. Frighteningly
evil looking is the perfect description. What a what a monster. Of course he looks exactly like
this. It's just you've got just that perfectly skeletal German face. He has a totally skull
face, right? Yeah, just a skull and a receding hairline and just like one of those shitty
German mustaches where they're like, we're going to make them later. Yeah. But he didn't fully
commit to it. So there's a little bit sticking out. Kind of is a pedo stash, right? Like he's got
that going on a little bit. Anyway, he's got the it's originally it's the derlinger. That's the
stash. I'm not proud of attacking a man for his his appearance, but take a look at this guy and
tell me we shouldn't be right. Like just get a look at this motherfucker. Just look at him. I feel
like I understand the, you know, the impulse to be like, don't fat shame Trump. It's not about
that. But this guy, this guy looks like the life he's led and the life he's led is running a gun
train in between committing rape. Yes. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway. Fuck yeah.
Yeah. Do you have any thing you want to plug for us, Matt Leib? Absolutely. So I have a new
podcast called pod yourself the wire before we did a Sopranos podcast called pod yourself a gun.
Now we're doing the wire and it's a great show. And I would love for y'all to listen to it. And
you know, if you're like, no, I don't want to listen. Just go to the Apple podcast store and
give us five stars and review anyways. Yeah. And then press play and then mute. You don't even have
to listen. But if you could just do that, five stars and review, get that for us because I got
a fucking baby. I got a baby now, dog. Well, yeah, in a couple of weeks. Matt Leib has a baby in a
couple of weeks. So yeah, go draw. Send us all of your art of Matt Leib's baby as Tony Sopranos.
And if you want to, you know, you can make our baby look like Jimmy McNulty. Oh, yeah. Do a man.
Oh, yeah, especially pose it with like a couple of empty bottles, like baby size,
liquor bottles. Yeah. Little wasted Jimmy McNulty. Yeah. Yeah. Have it, you know, taken a shit and
going, she, she, you know, that'll be fun. Little Clay Davis. Yeah. Yeah. Do it as Clay Davis.
Get a little Omar baby costume with like a double barreled shotgun and yeah, fucking hell yeah.
You come at my diapers. You best not piss him like Ziggy Svobodka somehow. I don't know. Do it all.
Do all the seasons, even two, which nobody likes except for me. But it is a great season. I like
season two. I love it too. The dots, a bunch of polls give it to me. Yeah, that's one of the
strengths of the show. But now we're veering into your territory. I'm, I'm, I've staggered into,
like the German army is about to do in Poland. Staggering into the wild territory.
Yeah. All right. Episode's over. Bye. Bye.
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Two death sentences and a life without parole. My youngest, I was incarcerated two days after
her first birthday. Listen to CSI on trial on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.