Behind the Bastards - Part One: TB Joshua: The Evangelical Pastor Who Built His Own Hell
Episode Date: February 27, 2024Robert sits down with Miles Gray to talk about TB Joshua, a Nigerian pastor whose cult trapped people from all over the world in a literal physical hell of his own design. (2 Part Series) Sources: htt...ps://www.thecitizen.co.tz/tanzania/news/africa/even-in-death-televangelist-tb-joshua-remains-controversial-3431478 https://www.ru.ac.za/perspective/2014archive/tbjoshuaafalseprophetmustcomeclean.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56771246 https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/5050/youtube-closes-african-channel-promoting-televangelists-violent-conversion-therapy/ https://www.africanews.com/2024/01/08/tb-joshua-exposed-20-years-of-scandal-and-fake-miracles-in-lagos-sparks-mixed-reactions/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59295624 https://punchng.com/trump-you-need-spiritual-understanding-to-interpret-my-prophesy-tb-joshua/ https://www.modernghana.com/news/685268/police-urges-calm-over-terror-prophecy-.html https://www.timeslive.co.za/tshisa-live/tshisa-live/2016-09-19-cassper-slams-report-claiming-tb-joshua-predicted-the-death-of-12-000-people-at-concert/ https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-clip-nigerian-preacher-predicting-disappearance-goes-viral-1440107 https://archive.is/iYg1s#selection-1643.0-1649.1 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-2608411/Nigeria-preacher-Healer-controversial-leader.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67891394 https://apnews.com/general-news-ed3b0ce9145f47d78bc84f36cf4db097 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67861976 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67749215 https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/13/bring-prophet-t-b-joshuas-body-home-burial-ondo-youths-tell-family-late-cleric https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29234245 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/constance-marten-tb-joshua-mark-gordon-b2279954.html https://www.cfr.org/blog/tb-joshua-preacher-who-held-outsized-influence-nigeria-and-africa https://dailynigerian.com/joshua-life-times-legacy/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57388592 https://guardian.ng/news/end-of-road-for-woman-used-by-pastors-to-perform-fake-miracles/ https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2006/10/05/historical-overview-of-pentecostalism-in-nigeria/ https://www.religionnewsblog.com/6772/mixed-reactions-over-nigerias-televised-miracles-ban  https://www.nairaland.com/40/nbc-ban-unverified-tv-miracles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZZVQxjXWCgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's got the plague my Robert Evans host of Behind the Bastards, the sickest man in
podcasting?
I have some sort of non-COVID thing.
I did take the test.
So I have been mainlining.
I said I've been sober lately, but now I am a theraflu addict.
I don't even mix it into my drinks anymore.
I just pour the powder straight out and rail that shit
You know for you. That's the good stuff
Our guests who just congratulated me on my Theraflu addiction mr. Miles Gray. How are you doing? I'm great
I'm great. Thank you for having me back shout out to the BTB
What's what do you call it BTB nation your little bass shout out the little bastards. Yeah, you have the little bastards sure
Shout out all the little bastards out there. Love y'all
Good um, yeah, I just I'm bracing myself for yet again the ups and downs and recording with you
I'm like what and then like crying inside for the rest of the day
You said that it just made me think if we'd gone with my original plan for this podcast
and made it all about Saddam Hussein,
we could call our fans the Husaniacs.
Oh. Oh yeah.
See, I just thought about that now, but that's a good one.
Yeah.
Miles, were you in the room when Robert pitched this show
on the phone when he was running through
what sounded like a wind tunnel?
Were you in the room?
I must have been.
Yeah.
That was so it's such early days and like we were all working on all this
shit together.
But yeah, I feel like yeah.
And even I mean, I remember all the fucking process of coming up with a
title and the art and all that.
Yeah.
Shout out my boy Alan, you know, for the iconic cover art.
Yeah.
Alan Lee.
Yes.
Miles, are you in a good day?
You happy? Dude, I just composed, are you in a good day? You happy? Fuck off, dude.
I hate just composure shit.
You in a good mood?
Yeah, yeah, I'm having a fucking good day, man.
I'm just, my little boy has two little teeth coming in.
I'm like, wonderful.
It's Valentine's Day when we're recording this.
I gotta go and get my fucking head kicked in by whatever tale of fuckery you're gonna
guide me through. Nothing goes with a nice peaceful day like a story of one of the most nightmarishly abusive people I have ever read about my life
See God is punishing me with a sickness for taking such pleasure in making you unhappy Miles
Oh, yeah. Oh you okay. Well look I'm as someone who was
Went to school where they tried to put the fear of God in me,
but it didn't work, you know, I'm kind of split.
I don't know if, I don't know if I wanna talk ill
of a man of God, but we'll have to see.
Have you heard of this man of God,
a fellow named TB Joshua?
First of all, no.
And when Sophie hit me up and was like,
hey, you know, we might be talking about this or that.
And then she's like, OK, actually, Robert, Robert's going to write something on TV.
Joshua, I didn't Google it because I'm like, what the fuck is this?
I thought it was like, like, did he give a bunch of people tuberculosis?
That would be the fun version of this.
Yeah. It was just like the typhoid Mary of tuberculosis.
Exactly.
Like the Chinese apple seed of tuberculosis. It's Like, from the Chinese tyapole seed of tuberculosis.
Right.
It's like, oh, was it TB Joshua?
That's whole TB Joshua.
Giving everybody TB.
Yeah, he's like, when he coughs,
look at his little handkerchief he coughs into
and tell me if there's blood.
But yeah, I was like, and then this morning
out of a morbid curiosity, I'm like,
let me just see what the top line description
of this person was, and I was like, oh, no, we got a pastor in Nigeria. And I don't know what
the rest is, but I know how evangelical things operate over there and they can be pretty
wild. Yeah. And this is one of those, like, you know,
there's like Africa, for whatever reason, like, bastardry over there does not usually go as viral
as like the very worst people from like,
I don't know, Europe, even like South America, Asia.
But like, TB Joshua is not just, he's not just a bastard.
He was like up until his death very recently,
one of probably like the 20 or 30 most influential
religious figures alive on the planet.
Massively influential Pentecostal preacher, millions and not just in Nigeria and not just
in West Africa, but all over the world in Southeast Asia and Europe, you know, millions and millions
of followers, huge, huge spoke in the international Pentecostal community. Very, very important guy.
Yeah, I feel like the religious bastards,
they're able to fly under the radar
a little bit longer than everybody else.
Like if you're not like some dictator,
despot kind of despotic leader,
you're like, it's like, I don't know,
like when you get the cover,
when you're covered in the blood of Christ.
Yeah.
It is one of those.
The scandals just roll off.
Yeah, it's this mix of, I think they get protected
from like members of the same faith, some of
whom, like obviously a lot of times the people who do expose them are also members of the same faith.
But like that's probably one reason why sometimes it takes a while to spread. And I think also
you get among like atheists or even as we'll talk about Pentecostals are kind of in an extreme
sect of evangelical Christianity from like more moderate, centrist, you know, Christians in like the West. I mean, obviously Pentecostal
movement is huge in the United States, but even in the United States, I think a lot of like
people who are Christians, but you know, they live in like the East Coast, they live in the
West Coast, or like just like big cities. They may not know how wild some of that shit gets.
And they may kind of write off stories about these guys as just like, oh, well,
that's just, you know, normal in that chunk of the faith or whatever.
The TB Joshua was not to be honest.
Like I have a lot of issues with Pentecostal Christianity, but a lot of the
people who were trying to expose him for years were other Pentecostal pastors.
But he just got ignored for in a lot of what he was doing.
Now a lot of people who enabled him were other Pentecostals.
Don't get me wrong.
Side note, I feel like, you know, based on all the fuckery that's going on,
you can have like a sister podcast behind the Pastors.
Behind the Pastors?
Yeah.
We can do an episode every week for the next 30 years.
I'm not joking.
Every fucking week, there's some freak somewhere who's like,
yeah, cut this youth pastor's cow with child porn or some other dark shit.
And I'm like, man, we're still we're still acting like these are the people that are above or beyond reproach.
But yeah, anyway, behind the pastors, look, I'm behind the pastors.
Yeah, we could also do a whole podcast series on the Catholic Church,
on the Catholic Church in like the 70s, you know, even if we just stick to one decade. Yeah, we could really. So here's the hard
facts of this guy's life. Timotope Balagon Joshua was born on June 12, 1963 in a
town called Aragiti Akoko in the southwest coastal state of Ando in
Nigeria. Aragiti Akoko is very poor and it is unlikely
that his family had access to any kind of like
really meaningful wealth at any point
stretching back in recent memory.
He is very poor.
Everyone around him is very poor.
He grows up in like a background of pretty desperate poverty.
Now he does seem to have a fairly strong family,
which is good.
It gives him a leg up on a lot of people who are like, like don't have that benefit, obviously.
But this is a guy who's going to have to fight
for any amount of like wealth that he wants to have.
His family are Yoruba.
That is an ethnic group in Southwest Africa
that encompasses the largest chunk
of Niger-Congo language speakers.
Like many Yoruba families, TB Joshua grows up.
He has both Muslim and Christian relatives
in his close family.
And one thing people will say about him when he's a pastor
is that a lot of evangelical pastors in Nigeria
are very anti-Muslim,
and he was not nearly as much as is common.
He's not nearly as much.
Just a little bit.
As we get into, he's going to like,
he's gonna like throw Muslims under the bus
at a certain point in his future,
but he does have like a lot of Muslims in his family.
And so for a while at least,
he's a lot better on some of that stuff
than a lot of other people.
Than a lot of other like pastors, Christian pastors
in the area.
His father, Colo Olle, was well educated
and made a living translating the Bible.
So from a fairly early age, he's both taught that it's important to learn how to read and specifically
to be able to read the Bible.
Like this is something that he's going to do obsessively from a very young age.
Praise God, praise God.
Yeah, yeah, he's big on that.
Yeah, praise God.
His father dies when he's young and he is, I think when he's like 12 or something like that.
And he's raised after that by his uncle, who is a Muslim man.
Again, he's going to be kind of more tolerant than a lot of people on that sort of situation.
Right.
He grows up speaking a mix of Yoruba, English and Pigeon.
His English is never going to be considered very good, in part because he doesn't finish secondary
school and he has limited formal education in general.
What time he does spend in school is at St. Stephen Anglican,
which is a religious primary school.
His teachers called him Little Pastor
because he was obsessed with the Bible from a young age
and preached to his classmates.
That's not a red flag.
That's not a red flag at all.
Preaching to your classmates when you're like 10.
Kid preachers are the freakiest fucking creatures on earth.
Oh my God.
There's like, yeah, there's like this vibe of like, you're just shown.
You're just regurgitating shit.
The adults are saying around you, but they do it with such passion and conviction.
You're like, I don't know.
Maybe you fucking God is talking to you, but please, you're nine years old.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it's, you know, take some of this with a grain of salt.
I think the stuff about him being called Little Pastor I hear often enough and is consistent enough that I believe it
We don't have great sources on his early life like they're all fan websites and the like oh
Wait, so like first of all your research methodology for this is what like I don't imagine
There's like a book on like all the shitty things
Book on him. No, there's good. The best info on this guy's actual crimes
comes from the BBC.
BBC, so the BBC can be a problematic entity in some ways,
but they have a division of the BBC called BBC Africa Eye,
which reports on Africa that does extremely good work.
There's some of the only people, for example,
reporting on war crimes by the Cameroonian government.
They do really good work,
and they did a long series on this guy.
So there's an interview, a lot of people.
So there is good reporting on his crimes at this point.
There's just not a whole lot that we can absolutely verify
about his early life.
Right, because it's always some form of like myth building
or praise or yeah, just bias towards like,
how great he was.
Yeah, the anecdotes we get are all shit
that his fans pulled out of like speeches
he gave during like religious ceremonies, right?
Cause that's like a big thing you're talking about.
Like when I was a kid, I did this and this
and that's all, you know, the spirit of God
came into me and whatnot.
That's where you get a lot of these details,
which is like, there's a good doc.
If you, people want to know the way in which
these kinds of pastors massage and just outright invent
backstories
in order to like make themselves kind of fit in
with some of these common evangelical narratives.
There's a documentary I always recommend called Marjo.
And it's about a guy who started out as a child pastor.
His parents had him preaching when he was like
four or five years old.
He was like doing marriages at like age four or five
or something.
And it was all a scam for money, right?
He was like, I never believed in God.
And his parents abandoned him as soon as he was old enough all a scam for money, right? He was like, I never believed in God. And my, and his parents abandoned him
as soon as he was old enough that it wasn't cute, right?
So you can't make money once he's an adult.
There's nothing special about an adult pastor.
So they just fucking bounce.
And he like takes a film crew.
And this is in the United States
and all these like evangelical revivals in the seventies.
It's a really good documentary.
It won an Oscar.
I recommend it to everybody.
Marge, one of my very favorite movies.
Also, he grows up to be an actor and is on the A team.
So in an episode.
Margeau was?
Yeah, he's a bad guy in one episode of the A team, I think.
Yes.
So there you go.
Praise Christ, praise Christ.
Praise Christ.
Through him, all things are possible.
You can start.
Through him, all things.
You can be a bad guy on the A team type cast, probably.
Was this guy black?
No, no, no, he's a white guy.
He's a white guy.
Oh, wow.
Okay, let's look.
Maybe it wasn't God.
It might've just been white supremacy that got you there.
I don't want to conflate the two.
But it was one of the two.
I'm gonna say anytime you get to hang out with BA Barakas,
that's the hand of God.
That's the hand of God.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Especially if you get, yeah.
He's like, can I wear one of your chains?
He's like, yeah, man.
Oh yeah.
Praise Christ, baby.
So the website Who Owns Kenya, which I'm not sure
about the provenance of, but it does seem to have a lot of detail
on this guy.
They have an article on him titled The Man of God
Who Stayed in His Mother's Womb for 15 Months, which gives you
an idea of the kind of claims he makes.
And again, this is stuff he's saying during speeches.
He like claims that he was his mom was pregnant with him for 15 months.
And so he's a miracle baby.
I guess when you're that holy, God needs an extra like six months to
really make sure you get finished.
Yeah, you need that.
You need that weight.
Yeah.
Man, you need to just, what is that the fourth and fifth trimester?
So he came on the fifth time.
I'm as holy as 1.8 babies.
Yeah. Roughly. I'm not holy as 1.8 babies. Yeah.
Roughly.
I'm not great at math, folks.
Don't come here and correct me if that's wrong.
He'd better have been walking and talking and shit if he was in there that long, cooking.
Yeah.
No.
He'd better come out knowing how to read, god damn it.
Yeah.
And do my taxes.
Yeah.
So I do find that very funny because I even heard that claim that like, yeah, I took 15
months to be born.
What are you stunting on people with that?
Yeah, what?
Is that really a brag thing?
You're like, yeah, you're like, you're clingy?
Yeah.
Are you like giving shit to kids who were born early?
Oh, you came out after eight months?
Not nearly as holy as me, baby.
I'm a 15 month there.
Yeah.
My mom tried to get rid of it and I said, no, I'm doing some Bible study in here.
I'm not ready yet to confirm this.
On the weekends, he goes to just,
just goes to like Nick U awards
and makes fun of the babies.
In the end.
Ha ha, look at you.
Look at you, couldn't be me, couldn't be me.
I came out, I came out 26 pounds.
Yeah, I almost didn't come out at all.
I was gonna stay in there. I'm like, except I would have physically killed my mother if I stayed in there.
I kept growing. It would have been bad.
The parasitic baby.
Oh, that's funny.
So later in life, he would also claim that as a child,
he became aware that his coming had been foretold in prophecy
for more than 100 years.
I've never found what this prophecy is supposed to be.
Maybe someone was like,
yeah, there's gonna be a huge fucking baby some day.
Is that in the book of revelations?
And that boy was me.
Yeah.
So anyway, this bulletproof source
cite statements from Joshua that as a child,
he would read the entire Bible every two months.
Quote, every two months,
I would have read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation.
I was the only subject that interested me in primary school.
In exams, I scored 99% consistently,
whereas I performed woefully in other subjects.
My excelling in Bible knowledge affected the other subjects
where I performed poorly.
So basically, he was so good at the Bible
that his brain just didn't work for anything else.
Yeah, I can't even do one plus two.
Yeah.
I'm so Christed up up here.
Now what I do disbelieve is a claim that he made
that one day while stat school,
a madman entered his class carrying a weapon.
The type is not specified.
Quote, everyone ran away,
but he managed to calm the madman down through prayer.
From that day onwards,
he knew there was something special in him.
Oh wait, how old is he?
How old is he?
I'm gonna need more details.
Yeah. How old is he? I think this is like when he special in him. Oh, wait, how old is he? I'm going to need more details. Yeah.
How old is he?
I think this is like when he's in like, uh, like middle school, maybe.
And a man came through with a weapon. Just a weapon.
Weapon.
Just a weapon.
Okay.
Okay.
Praise, he praise him out of hurting anybody.
Um, I'm guessing, I mean, it's West Africa.
Maybe it's a cutlass, you know, so it's a machete, maybe?
Yeah, but I mean, machetes are certainly very accessible,
but who knows, my actual guess is that this did not happen.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, he's acting like he's Kevin Spacey
in the negotiator, he's Chris Sabia or something.
He talks him out of that.
I got this, I got him in the private.
So, shortly before starting secondary school,
his father died. And again,
he's raised by his uncle. He drops out of school pretty soon after this, I think because he has
to get a job to help take care of the family. And he spends years working a series of odd gigs,
like a lot of people who come from his level of wealth and stuff in Nigeria and that part of
Nigeria. One of his jobs is a poultry attendant, which mostly consisted of scrubbing chicken shit
with his hands and putting it in bags
to be turned into fertilizer.
My new favorite Kenyan news and culture website says,
this job was so demeaning that no Nigerian did it.
It was mainly done by Ghanians.
Wow, shots fired at Ghana, your neighbors next door.
There's all, in these articles,
there's a lot of shots fired at Ghana, my ass. It. There's all in these articles, there's a lot of shots fired at Ghana.
My it's wild.
I've been to Ghana and the there there is like this sort of back and forth or they'll
be talking.
They talk.
They just chat shit about each other like Nigerians.
Mm hmm.
I don't know.
I don't like them.
I think this happens every way.
It's all regional.
Yeah, exactly.
Your neighbor.
You're always Texas and Oklahoma shit.
Right.
Yeah.
They cheer here in Ghana.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so at some point in his early 20s,
he experienced a three-day trance
in which God visited him and told him,
I am your God.
I am giving you a divine commission to go and carry
the work of the Heavenly Father.
This is the inciting incident of the TB Joshua story.
In the interest of trying to put together
a more complete picture of the man,
I opted to read a propaganda by,
what I thought was a propaganda biography
by one of his followers.
Its title is Rejoice and See What Happens Next,
The Life and Times of TV Joshua.
Now, this book does not give us the life and times
of TV Joshua.
It's basically a big brochure for like going
to visit his church and we will talk about why
a little later that he wanted people doing that.
Just marketing.
It was just marketing material doing that. Just marketing.
It was just marketing materialism?
It's all marketing.
You get very little on the guy's life.
It is kind of interesting to note that the preface of this book opens by saying, TB Joshua
has shown every indication of following this anointed path.
He is worthy of careful study and emulation.
And then complaining, TB Joshua has been made out to be controversial and has become the
subject of persecution, especially by fellow religious leaders.
This is puzzling to me.
I have been in his presence and I can say that he is disarmingly humble, gentle and a generous
man.
So that's good.
Glad we're opening with like a real unbiased account of this.
Oh yeah, he's so humble.
He sounds great so far.
He sounds like he's, you know, he was cooking for for 15 months Got a book published about his miracles. Yeah, he talked down a man with a machete or who know could have been a bazooka
Any kind of weapon we have no idea. Yeah, he just had enriched plutonium maybe in his hand
Who knows but he stopped it. Okay. Look this doesn't just get to the bastard. I don't know this guy sounds cool Robert
Yeah, so so far. I'm not gonna lie.
So far, he's great.
Praise Christ.
Yeah.
So he starts preaching.
At some point, he's probably in his early to mid-20s
when he starts preaching.
And this seems to have been a fairly humble start.
There's some grainy footage that exists, apparently.
I've heard it reported on.
I haven't seen it that shows him somewhere.
It started out with something like a dozen,
maybe 20 followers under a bamboo marquee
in the early 1980s.
So he starts out small, but his flock grows fairly rapidly.
And the mid 1980s was a pretty terrible time
for most things, except for cocaine
and being a Pinaigostal preacher in Nigeria.
And especially for the latter, it's basically the best time ever.
And this merits a little bit of explanation.
First off on Pentecostalism.
If you've ever seen a video,
if you're wondering like,
what the fuck is he talking about
when he says Pentecostals?
Cause I do think a lot of like,
even a lot of people who are Christian, right?
But who are like a fairly mainstream,
like kind of Christianity and like normal,
you know, believe in evolution, live a normal modern life. They just like, you know, they're
Christian, whatever, may not know much about this. It's something you really encounter
a lot particularly if you grow up in kind of the deep South and rural areas. It's gotten
more common, obviously, as we've gotten older. If you've ever seen videos of like some wild
seeming Christian religious ceremony where people are chanting in tongues and or screaming flopping around on the floor looking like they're
seizureing, that's a Pentecostals used to pass around venomous snakes.
And basically the idea is if you get bitten, like it means that you weren't faithful enough.
And also if you get bitten and die, it means that God just wanted you to die.
Yeah, that was his plan.
That was his plan for you.
A lot of times they're using nonvenomous snakes and it's like it's a show, right?
Right.
And a lot of times they're using non-venomous snakes and it's like, it's a show, right? Right.
And a lot of times they'll like defang the snakes,
especially for like the pastor,
cause the pastor you wanna like.
Could you imagine?
It's like, look, the snake bit me,
but I don't have any wound on my hand.
Don't let through Jesus.
Yeah.
Where's that, wait, I didn't give you the stunt snake pastor.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, okay. There's definitely motherfuckers who died from fuck. Oh fuck. Okay.
There's definitely motherfuckers who died from that.
Like.
Oh yeah, yeah. There has to be. I mean, I feel like there's,
there were headlines about like some snake handling preacher who, you know,
somehow who, who'd have thought his handling of a copper head ended with his
demise.
It was also common. You still find this sometimes,
but like people would drink strict nine during these ceremonies.
And again, it's like, you know, if you have faith, you'll know God won't kill you unless
it's your time.
Yeah.
Now, Pentecostals are not the only Christian sect to do snake handling.
It actually probably started.
I think the first snake handlers on the Christian historic record are the second century Ophites,
which is a G gnostic sect.
I do not know much about them, but I came across that when I was looking up snake handlers.
So that's neat.
Pentecostalism has its origins in the 1800s with radical evangelical movements that focused
on faith healing and the imminently coming end times.
One description you'll hear a lot is that regular Christians kind of, as modernity comes
in, they stop believing in miracles or at least not miracles
as a thing that like people can incite,
through their direct faith.
But as a thing, maybe it's a thing that happens sometimes,
but you're not, you can't make miracles
by like praying for God and stuff, right?
That's not a thing I think a lot, most people believe,
but Pentecostals do.
And this obsession with miraculous happenings
is a hallmark of that kind of worship.
Pentecostal churches started to spread in Nigeria
around the turn of the 1900s.
It was really given a shot in the arm
by the influenza epidemic.
A lot of early Nigerian Pentecostal preachers
engaged in faith healing of influenza victims.
They started out as kind of an Anglican offshoot,
because obviously the Anglican church is British
and the British, you know, owned them a Nigeria
for much longer than they should.
And Ghana too.
Yeah, and Nagana, yes, and Nagana.
And yeah, the breaks kind of between the Anglicans
and the Pentecostals became more defined in the 20s.
And they started, like Nigerian Pentecostals
started to affiliate with US-based churches more, like the Faiths. And they started, like Nigerian Pentecostals started to affiliate with US based churches more,
like the Faith Tabernacle in Philadelphia.
One characteristic of this particular segment
of Christianity is a near constant conflict
with medical science.
I'm not going to say that's every group of Pentecostals,
but it's very common to find Pentecostals
who preach against like, at least certain kinds
of modern medicine.
Faith is supposed to handle it. It's not like an across-the-board thing like it is with any
like Jehovah's Witnesses, but it's not uncommon. And early Nigerian Pentecostals were extreme,
even to their British cousins, in their rejection of modern medicine. A lot of this is tied into
colonialism. I think a lot of it also has to do with the difficulty of obtaining good medical care
in a lot of the areas where this is spreading.
A study in Pew Research notes, originating in evangelical student revivals, a wave of
Pentecostal expansion spawns new churches in the 60s and 70s.
The leader of this expansion is Benson, Idahoza, one of Africa's most influential Pentecostal
preachers.
Idahoza establishes the Church of God Mission International in 1972.
In 1974, the Pentecostal Umbrella Organization Grace of God Ministry is founded in eastern
Nigeria.
The Deeper Life Bible Church founded in 1975 and soon becomes one of Nigeria's largest
neo-Pentecostal churches with an estimated 350,000 members by 1993.
So this is a pretty rapid expansion and these are very big churches.
I mean, it's just all lining up for that man, the faith.
The part is just it. Yeah.
It's like, I mean, because there's already, you know, this culturally,
there's a lot of thinking that sort of goes beyond the bounds of like science, right?
So to even to for these, you know, these very opportunistic sort of faith healers
to really get in on that.
Be like, no, man, just just fucking believe, baby. That's all.
Yeah. Yeah. And that's that's where T.B. Joshua was going to stitch in.
So T.B. Joshua's church, which also began in 1986, was called Synagogue Church of All Nations or
SCOAN. And I think the synagogue, this is a very common, I made a comment once that like Christians reincorporate
some groups of like particularly fundamental Christians
like to reincorporate bits of Jewish religious tradition
like the use of shofars,
reincorporate was the wrong term,
people got rightfully frustrated.
This is cultural appropriation, right?
That's what's going on.
And I'm guessing, because I have never heard of synagogue
used outside of the tradition of the Jewish faith.
So my guess is that's what this is.
I mean, yeah, just shorthand for me,
that's what that would imply.
Yes.
At 10 times out of 10 in my mind, yeah.
So that's what I'm guessing they're doing here.
So people will call it scone,
and that's what we will usually call it,
because synagogue church of all nations
is a bit of a mouthful.
And in fairly short order throughout the mid,
like mid to late 1980s, scone goes from dozens to hundreds
to hundreds of thousands of regular attendance.
It becomes common for there to be more than 15,000 people
attending services at once in a single day.
Obviously this necessitates the building
of a massive like stadium-sized church.
These are huge events every time.
And he's out there every day basically.
He or some of his disciples.
A lot of the appeal of these Neopinocostal churches
in Nigeria is the ability of worshipers to witness
and participate in miracles, right?
Not just that miracles are happening,
but that your pastor is able to call down miracles
and you get to be right there and watch this shit, you know?
And some of this, there's some like kayfabe here.
Some of this is like what people get out of wrestling,
you know?
Right, right, for real?
Yeah, yeah.
And it's not coincidental that the massive expansion
of these churches that are all doing these very big,
and we'll talk about how these look,
these big like miracle shows,
coincides with a huge expansion in the availability
of televisions for working class Nigerians, right?
That has hit like, it hits saturation by the 80s.
And so these preachers, and not only that,
but it also becomes a lot easier to make your own TV
and get it on the air, right?
So all of those things kind of have to happen
and that takes a period of time,
but by the 80s, all of those things are possible.
And so any of these preachers with big congregations
have access to enough capital to purchase cameras
and airtime, which they use to air slick videos
of different ill people being miraculously healed.
And Miles, you know what will miraculously heal
our listeners?
I hope it's some kind of product.
Yes, yes.
The only guarantee we make on this podcast
is that if you are sick, buy someone something
that advertises on our show and you will be healed of anything.
Just rub it on your head.
Yeah, yeah, you cannot die if you purchase the products
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Unless that's God's plan really, really gives you a lot of leeway.
Yeah, I'm just looking forward to people.
You can get away with anything with those words.
Yeah, but people, I just, you know,
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That's a good like parenting tip.
Can we go to the playground, daddy?
If it's God's plan, you know?
If it's God's plan, let's see if it's,
I mean, but that is the kind of shit
like super religious parents will say.
To like avoid the responsibility. They're like, I don't know. I mean, but that is the kind of shit like super religious parents will say. Yes, yes.
To like avoid the responsibility.
They're like, I don't know.
I mean, maybe you didn't,
maybe I forgot your birthday
because that was God's plan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you do, it is like,
it's used very differently,
but like it's used a lot in the Muslim world
as like if you're like,
hey, do you think, you know,
we'll be able to do this or this will happen?
Like, you know, in shala, right?
Which means like, probably not.
Yeah.
I'm not looking good.
I mean, but you know, it's the same thing.
People say that to their like, yeah, man, well, we'll,
you know, but we'll see, we'll see what happens.
I'll never forget your birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Never.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Robert, you don't have the same privilege as Miles.
All right.
Wow.
Yeah. I don't remember my own birthday. Not after all this thera flu I've been dropping. I don't even the same privilege as Miles. Wow. Yeah. I don't remember my own birthday.
Not after all this theraflu I've been dropping.
I don't even know my name.
Let me do a fat line of the peach flavor.
Oh, yeah.
That's the good stuff.
Hey, what's he snorting out of that bullet?
Dude, it's theraflu.
It's kind of fucking weird.
Theraflu brown round bullet powder and theraflu?
It opens the capillaries, gets the NSAIDs
into your system faster.
Stream, stream.
Straight to the vein, baby.
Yeah.
Just, just like cooking theraflu on a spoon.
Oh, shit.
You're like, hey, hand me that dialysis, too,
being really quick.
I got to tie it off.
What?
That's how you use it. Yeah, we couldn't arrest him.
There's no logins dejecting Theraflu in a parking lot.
Disgusting.
I don't know, there's no logins just freaking people
to fuck out.
It's fucked up.
So, spectacle was always part of the deal at Skone.
Healing the blind is like easy shit, right?
You can have someone pretend that they're blind, right?
And then they can see, you know?
Super easy, but that doesn't look exciting, right?
What looks exciting, he would love to have like parades
of people who were missing limbs,
like roll in on wheel boards and stuff
to get like the healing touch
and claim like their pain went away or something.
He would love to have people who had like skin lesions and stuff come in
and then they all fall off, right?
And this kind of shit, like these are these are staged, right?
Like they're using makeup.
They're doing all this kind of shit.
But his it works.
His flock goes from dozens to hundreds to tens of thousands
over the course of like the 80s to the 90s.
Like it gets massive. He was wiping off people's skin conditions?
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a big one.
That's a big, and there's too many stories
of this time to count.
So I'm gonna focus on one really well documented
recent case, and I'm focusing on this
because this is someone who got arrested
by the Nigerian government for miracle fraud recently,
but it gives you an idea
of how this industry is always worked.
Miracle. Wait, is that a law we have on our books?
Oh, no, we don't have that shit.
You could you could that's Nigeria is so far ahead of us in
print, but I think miracle.
They're like, no, you guys don't understand.
These people are going to fucking bring down our entire society.
Like if we don't get that shit under control.
Yeah. God damn.
Because who's the guy who sells those fucking buckets, those end time buckets?
Oh, yeah, fucking.
We did episodes on him, but I'm spacing on his name right now.
It is. What the fuck?
But yeah, the one of the three lines in the story, obviously,
he gets away with a lot because of corruption in the Nigerian government,
because of bribing people.
But there's also like the Nigerian government has like passed laws and shit that I wish we had in the US
to try to limit some of this stuff.
We're talking about Jim Baker, aren't we?
Jim Baker.
Jim Baker, yeah.
There you go, there you go.
I'm like, we did several episodes.
Yeah, yeah, those buckets though,
they look like absolute shit.
Like I have to say, the Nigerian government fails
in a lot of ways the US government has also failed to contain this stuff,
but they have also attempted to limit it in more ways than we have.
So I'll give them some credit.
Could you imagine if someone tried to put forward like a bill for miracle fraud?
Oh, no, they would get shot.
They would get literally get fucking shot.
Like somehow like that's the fucking line.
Oh, God, that would piss people off so much.
Miracle for God.
So I'm gonna, I want to detail the story
of one specific miracle fraudster.
44 year old Mrs. Bose Olasukhanmi,
I think is how that's pronounced.
She was arrested by the Nigerian government in 2020
for being a fake miracle actor
who would sell her services to different pastors, right?
Basically, she was really good.
She was able to dislocate her arm in an unconventional way
that made it look like it was shattered and in pieces.
Like there was at least,
I saw there's like one picture of it out there.
Like it's pretty good at it.
This is a legit skill.
And I'm gonna quote from a write-up
in the Nigerian Guardian here.
Once she enters the stage,
she would pretend that the broken right arm had been hanging
and all medical efforts to heal her in both Orthodox and Native hospitals proved abortive
until one of her friends who was a member of the church advised her to try the church.
At this point, one of the ministering pastor or the general overseer would step forward
and demonstrate as if the Holy Spirit had entered him.
After speaking in tongues for some minutes, he would order the woman to come very close
to him while the congregation would be silent, anxiously waiting to see the broken right
arm that has been hanging. The pastor would ask the woman, do you want to be healed? Have you been
born again? If she answers in the negative, then he led her to Christ in prayer. He would then order
the evil spirit that bent her arm to depart and be destroyed by fire. As he is ordering the evil
spirit to depart, the hanging broken arm will be coming back gradually to its form until it is completely stretched down and normal.
And then he would ask the congregation to praise the Lord.
Well, the congregation is busy praising God.
One of the church members whose role is to take the woman away would appear and whisk her away.
And then she gets paid.
Wow. And so she's just like the Meryl Streep of
Miracle fraud acting. There's a bunch. You know how
there's a there used to be
like a circuit of people who would do
the Jerry Springer style talk shows
because they had something like marketable,
you know, weird thing about them.
I think it's like that, right?
Yeah.
They're like, oh, did you get the arm lady?
It's like, no, I got the dude with the buggy eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you gonna do?
How do you explain that?
I'm like, it's because his blood pressure is so high,
his eyes are bulging and then I'm like, there's too many demons in his blood, they pop the pressure right up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you gonna do? How do you explain that? It's because his blood pressure is so high his eyes are bulging and then I'm like,
get back.
Yeah, there's too many demons in his blood.
They pop the pressure right up.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Now this is one woman, but she gets arrested
because the Nigerian police have units dedicated
to busting miracle crimes, which is,
I do wanna see that TV show.
I wanna see a Law and Order,
some miracle fraudsters units.
And we give people the wrong idea,
like dude, law and order MCU.
It's like, no, not Marvel asshole, miracle crimes unit.
They don't own those letters.
So Joshua and other pastors like him
would not just like have these people over
and do these miracle shows,
but they would make videos of them.
And Joshua is really going to be like the number one pastor for pioneering making videos
out of this stuff and distributing them around the world.
The basic way this works is that, you know, within kind of Nigeria, if you have these
people being healed in your shows, it will convince people who are really injured or
sick that they, their loved ones might get healed, right?
Obviously. But Joshua took this tactic several steps further, right? convince people who are really injured or sick that they or their loved ones might get healed. Right, obviously.
But Joshua took this tactic several steps further, right?
From an early date, he starts filming videos of these healings, picking the most sensational
and impressive and putting them in videos not meant for Nigerian domestic consumption.
But these were sent over to Europe, to Great Britain, and to the United States with white
missionaries returning from Nigeria.
For decades, Nigeria has
been a hot destination for missionary tourists, young Christians and professional missionaries
traveling to minister to the poor in a relatively friendly climate. Joshua was not the only person
to see this as a profitable endeavor, but his matter of fishing for them was unique at the time,
sending out propaganda to evangelize
British Christians in particular. The BBC documentary that I cited earlier includes
interviews with several young British and South African Caucasian women who were enraptured with
and then terribly abused by TB Joshua. Their journeys all start the same way. Members of
their local religious communities came back from Nigeria with VHS tapes of miraculous healings.
To give you an idea of what some of these healings were
and how they looked, I want to return to that book,
rejoice and see what happens next,
which is centered around numerous case studies,
ranging from poor people getting good paying jobs.
And I think that shit is meant mainly
to like evangelize them to locals, right?
Like this is a thing that can improve
your financial situation.
To shit like this, which is very much geared towards Europeans that they're trying to get
to come over and join the church.
Jude Orakas showed up at the scone with a life-threatening disease.
The case, which I originally viewed live, has now been archived by Emmanuel TV, that's
his TV channel, and includes a commentary.
The story opens with the camera zooming in from a full body shot then to a medium shot
of a man sitting in a chair.
He is separated from others,
his body quivering in the sunshine
and wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.
A close-up shot reveals horrendous skin damage.
Narrator, a shocking condition brought this man
to the synagogue, Church of All Nations,
his body riddled with sickness.
Right from the crown of his head,
his entire body has been engulfed in a plague,
shattering his skin into scale-like fragments. There is not a hair left on his head as the
frightening sickness has completely destroyed his skin. From his head, the disease rages
across his body, damaging every inch and rendering his arms useless. The skin flakes and peels
horribly all the way down his arms to his fingers. Not one inch of his skin has been
left unaffected.
Jude's sister, man of God, help my brother. He has skin disease for the past six
years. We have taken him all over. There is no solution. Neither the herbalist's homes or
hospitals have provided any solution. Joshua talked to him briefly, and when he sees Arakah is too
sick to even talk, he asks him if he can accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, which the
man is able to answer. In the name of Jesus Christ, I command that infirmity out. Begin to vomit it
out. T.B. Joshua watches the man intently for about 15 seconds that infirmity out. Begin to vomit it out.
TB Joshua watches the man intently for about 15 seconds.
Then he speaks again, I say to you disease,
you can hear me, come out of this man's life.
In the name of Jesus, come out, out.
TB Joshua, the man begins to shake uncontrollably
and bends forward to throw something white and foamy up.
You can see what the name of Jesus can do.
Out I say, out in the name of Jesus. So
Gives you an idea, right? Dude
Yeah, okay, it's wild the foamy at the mouth. He's like, yo, dude, don't put this Alka Seltzer in yeah
It's definitely it's gotta be Alka Seltzer. No, that's the oldest trick in the fucking book
Yeah, it's good shit
And again when we're talking about his appeal, obviously, as a preacher,
he appeals to Nigerians as a preacher.
But to a lot of these like Europeans, these British people,
you know, he's not speaking their language fluently.
The appeal is not the specifics of what he's saying.
It's that he is promising them that if they come to see him,
they will get a direct physical connection to a miracle. Right. And if you are one of these evangelicals from a wealthy country,
like you're going to, you know, you read the Bible, you're watching Veggie Tales or whatever.
But you're living like these, this what you would probably consider compared to these videos,
a fairly boring, safe life.
And then you see this man physically fighting demons. Right.
And you're like, right. Right. Well, of course, I want to And then you see this man physically fighting demons, right?
And you're like, well, of course I wanna be a part of this.
This sounds so much more exciting than like going to church
and doing like fucking youth group shit, right?
It reminds me like 90s skate culture where like,
you would be like, oh, you get the new toy machine tape.
And you're like, yo, I'll bring it over.
And you're like, oh, dude, let me see the bail scenes
or whatever.
And like, there was always this culture being like,
yo, just check this tape out.
I got this tape, except in this version.
I also, I mean, it's clever that he's also using
the way the Western world views Africa
in this like exotic mystical way and weaponizing it
to be like, watch this shit.
Because they are, they're already on some bullshit
thinking that this is some fucking magic shit
is happening here.
It's like, no, I'm just a next level scammer
that was in the womb for 15 months.
Yeah, that time really let him prep.
But no, you have anticipated something, we'll get to it.
He deals with this very directly.
He is very consciously taking advantage
of the way Westerners look at Africa, right?
So I wanna give you an idea of what it looks like
when he's hit, because these are not just,
he's not just doing healings, he's doing exorcisms and these take the place of like Gandalf, Saruman, magic
fights like that at the most extreme level, he'll like walk in and they're like
people will lunge at him and he'll like put his hand out and use the name of G
and they'll go flying backwards.
Like it's so it's it's pretty cool.
Actually, it looks like Kung Fu film, like Wire Stunts.
They're like, that's kind of high production.
You know, actually what it looks a little bit like,
if you've watched the fake Steven Seagal Akito videos,
or like the Vladimir Putin fake Akito videos,
where they're just like touching guys
and flinging them through the air.
Or like Russian Sistema videos.
Exactly.
Just like, I'm gonna tap your fucking, your shoulder blade. You're like, ah! Yeah. God, it's so funny. the Now he got this shorty by the dome piece.
He's on the ground rolling like a python, that's like wrestling grade, you know?
Hell yeah.
That's fucking school play level fighting.
Of course.
Of course, a bunch of like fucking sheltered, like teenage evangelical kids are seeing this
and they're like, well, I want to go fight demons in Africa.
Oh my God.
Did you see that?
He just like used a closed fist swiped in front of his chest and blew the guy down.
Yeah. The power of Christ.
It's so fun.
I mean, a lot of people get horribly abused.
It's actually not. But this part of it is fun.
Look, you got to enjoy these little moments, right?
Yeah. Yep. Yeah.
It's a journey.
I want to note here again, I don't want to fall into the thing of being like, wow,
look at this African preacher and all these people believe this,
shit, like this goes down in the US all the fucking time.
Members of Congress go to churches
that are not all that different from this, okay?
Like, you know, this is not a Nigerian thing,
this is a thing.
No, this is just that, that's what religion gives you.
And we've got a whole bunch of people
that are working in the government,
that are like circle jerking for the end times times Like this isn't like mainstream religious stuff necessarily, but it's not like wildly uncommon
evangelical
Especially when you see people prophesying, you know speaking in tongues and shit. You're like, oh boy
This is this is a derivation on a theme, right? And I think it's also probably my guess would be
This is pretty close to what used to be
a lot more common back in the day, right?
Like when you hear about these stories of like demons
and exorcisms and shit and like, you know,
someone in the town water supply,
like someone will get like some fucking air got poisoning
and everyone will hallucinate and you'll have like
a big demon fight in some medieval French village.
I'm sure like there's versions of that to explain it. Like these kind of, there have always been people poisoning and everyone will hallucinate and you'll have like a big demon fight in some medieval French village. Right.
I'm sure like there's versions of that to explain it like these kind of there have always
been people who have known that like well if you really want to make some money in the
religion business you got to put on a fucking show.
Yeah.
And nothing's a better show than fighting demons.
Yeah.
You got a pyrotechnics guy.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I got one dude.
You got a fucking fireworks dude.
I'll fucking snap my fingers. I'll say Satan demon get out with the fires of hell fucking full
Plume of fucking flame shoots up his back dude. It's sick. He's like $500 a gig
It's it's cool. It's good stuff. So again, I what I want to note is that like well
What he is doing is not unique to him. He is maybe the best I've seen at it
He's good.
Like these are, these are well orchestrated shows.
Well, yeah, it's also the Riz, bro.
He's got it.
You know what I mean?
He seems like so cool.
He's like, watch me hold this mic with my Ves.
I don't give a fuck that this dude's a Python.
Watch this shit.
Like it feels like Superman-ish kind of thing.
I was like, damn, he's super cocky about it.
Yes, Superman, some Vince McMahon.
Like you got you got some of that going in there.
Yeah.
Now, you can see in some of his videos from the aughts
that he's very deliberately taken framing techniques
from Western reality television.
And I'm going to play you a segment from a different scone video
about a secret demonic infiltrator, Mr.
Enny, being caught by one of TB Joshua's disciples.
And it just
feels like something I would have seen on MTV in like 2001. Can darkness be in the midst of light? No. Capital no.
Look at Mr. Annie Praying.
Who is he praying to?
There is prayer and there are prayers.
And it's like highlighting him in like the crowd shot every time like it's like surveillance footage.
Yeah, or like some shitty like back when hard copy was a show.
Yeah, hard copy is a better.
God is ass.
Yeah, 60 minutes hard copy.
That's a better, that's a better than the other.
A current affair for my old heads.
And the rest of the video proceeds.
It's like this big choreographed exorcism
because obviously he's like a secret devil infiltrator
in Skone.
All of this goes over.
A plus writing though.
It's great. It's great.
It's great shit.
Yeah, it's really good.
Like, you have a Marvel movie fucking unfolding at your church, so it's like, dude, last week
a fuck three dudes came out of a fucking portal and fucked up this infiltrator and then TV
Joshua turned this woman's droopy leg into a muscular one.
It was wild, man.
You had to be there.
You had to be there.
So what happened at your church this Sunday?
A priest told us we shouldn't have sex before marriage.
Oh yeah?
Guy turned into a snake at my church.
No!
No!
Mike!
Yeah, and then he fucking punched him in the head
and a flame came out of his asshole.
Of course I'm going to the snake church.
Yeah, fuck all.
That sounds much better.
I can barely say awake at my fucking church, man.
Now, this all goes over really well
with these young white evangelicals from Western countries
who are just not used to services being this exciting.
You will hear comments from main, yeah, no seasoning.
No seasoning.
You'll hear comments from a number of them that are like,
I felt like this was where real biblical Christianity
was still going down, right?
And I wanted to be a part of it, you know?
I cannot exaggerate the extent to which a lot of this was a conscious
attempt by T.B. Joshua to recruit white people.
And I'm going to play a clip from a BBC documentary on T.B.
Joshua called Disciples.
The guy talking here is his former right hand man who helped him start the church.
He had special interest in the Oibu.
Oibu the white.
Are you surprised that God is using a black man to do all these things?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not surprised that God is using a black man.
Never ever have I seen a power of a man.
What are these motherfuckers wearing?
Yeah?
1996, one of the middle passers came from South Africa.
When they were living, he gave more than 200 videos to take home, to give to people.
Videos of miracles, videos of confessions, videos that will fill their head.
Wow.
I say, this is so expensive.
He laughed.
You think I'm a fool?
I know what I'm doing.
A time will come.
This synagogue church is going to shoot out from South Africa to the whole world.
Now this guy also will claim that TB Joshua basically said to him,
what I am doing by recruiting these people, I want to take advantage of them.
I want to get revenge for what white people have done to us, which is,
I think is part, I think is largely him because as a spoiler,
this guy is not some sort of like anti-colonial hero.
Most of the people he abuses are black African women.
Right?
Like he is not at all an actually like a hero.
But I think he understood that this guy who worked with him
might respond to that.
Right.
That's how I read it, right?
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, we're taking them, we're taking from them
because for years they've been taking from me.
Yes, and the BBC documentary is a very good job
of obviously a lot of the victims at
sites are white people from South Africa, from England, but most of the victims that I see
are black Nigerian, Ghanaian women, you know, which is I'm glad like they clearly put in an
effort to not just be like, look at what this guy's doing to white women, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
But rather to highlight the differences
between how he approached like.
Which would have been the way people first
would have had outreach like,
he thought he could get one over on us, the white people.
No, no, no.
Yeah, and it's interesting.
There's also, there's a lot of very interesting
racial dimensions here.
You saw in that video, the guy he asks,
like, are you surprised to see a black man,
you know, preaching the word of God that like,
I think that's a South African pastor.
Did you see what he was wearing that dress?
Oh, yeah. Very traditional.
That is, yeah, traditional African dress.
And I think what is happening here is that these kind of
established South African and Western white pastors were
being fed by TB Joshua.
He was giving them basically like,
you can have an authentic African experience,
right? Like, I'm gonna give that to you. If you endorse me as legitimate. I can't have any other
explanation for the way that man is portraying himself. I think that there's also, I mean,
I saw this when I was in Ghana, like, there is like this Canadian expat that lived in this village
that like nearby where I was visiting. And he kind of became like the elder, like the chief of the village,
only because like he like was married to a Ghanaian woman,
but like built like a property there.
And like he dressed like that, like he had the whole vibe.
Like he was like, no, I'm here to do the African thing.
So I wonder if like on some some level, they like they just really loved
the lark of it all, you know, to where they're like, look at me, bro.
I look like a goddamn fucking god from West Africa right now.
Yeah, some of this is maybe beyond like my my pay grade,
but that was my read there in that particular scene that like that's kind of
what he's offering some of these established white pastors.
Is that kind of legitimacy?
I'm sure. And I'm sure that's a very attractive proposition for someone
who probably finds
himself very self-important like a pastor and then like watch me enter all of these
spaces and I accept it with open arms like no fucking friction at all like yeah.
TB Joshua is a yeah man fucking Machiavelli over here.
To kind of highlight the experience that he is he is offering to a lot of these white visitors.
I want to play you another clip.
Believe you me brothers and sisters, Gladiator was the last place on earth that I ever wanted
to come to.
They brought us.
Okay.
They money launders.
They drug peddlers.
And they say God, sorry.
Yeah, he's a piece of heaven on earth. The greatest in the Pompidina Gop Church
was when the foreigners started coming.
This was strategic and it was planned.
I just got a confession to make
that I want the whole world to know.
In the past I've always ate blacks.
I really hated them.
When I got back every year, I saw the love that we received from black people.
He used the white people to market his brand.
Oh, this goofy dude is dancing so well.
I mean, white man or white woman around is like, you have achieved.
He just said, look at these people.
They don't know where they are.
The white people dancing video there,
it's like there's some good, good like 80s dudes
shuffling about.
Yeah, doing some kind of foot lose shit.
Some kind of foot lose shit. What the fuck is going on?
But yeah, I mean, jeez, I mean, like, it's interesting, you know, like, there are these people
who become predatory like this, it's because they understand the predation that exists around them
at many different levels. Yes. And he's just able to like, he has such a mastery of it that he's
like, no, watch this, and then I can use white people to legitimize it.
He's like, I already know how this works.
I already know how this works.
I've seen it, I've seen this shit a hundred times.
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So from the end of the nineties to the early 2000s,
Skone expanded rapidly, driven by the surge
in foreign religious tourists
who flooded in Nigeria to see the man
deemed a prophet and miracle worker.
According to former associates,
he often paid for the plane tickets
of these white evangelicals,
because he saw their presence
as the best marketing his church would get.
Every youth group leader or pastor
from the US or Europe who visited came back enthralled
and directed funds and more followers,
TB Josh was way.
White followers again also acted as marketing for his church within Nigeria. It was important to him that the synagogue church of all nations be seen as a world church. And this made it more
appealing to Nigerians for the same reason people are always drawn to international celebrities,
right? Are you more impressed with like the guy who like, he's got like a local access TV show
and he owns a car lot.
Are you more impressed by like the NFL dude
who owns a series of car dealerships, right?
I don't care what the NFL do, but I mean,
if you're like a, if you're some dude named TB Joshua dude
and you got some South Africans doing footloose shit.
Yeah, you got him dancing?
You got South Africans dancing?
You got him doing footloose?
No, hey, now you got my attention.
I might get to meet John Lithgow
and I've always wanted to meet John Lithgow.
Oh, that would totally change my opinion of this guy.
If there's John Lithgow in the mix,
yeah, I'll do anything to meet John Lithgow.
Oh yeah, I mean, he's in the best season of Dexter.
He's in the best season of Dexter,
he's in Buccaroo Banzai.
What can't he do?
Yeah, just a rich, rich history of being John Lithgow.
So yeah, it was all brilliantly executed.
Footage from the church in this period is distinctly uncomfortable.
You can see very small groups of ravenously excited white evangelicals
given positions of honor at the front of huge stadium crowds of Nigerian citizens.
Like, look at this picture here.
Like, it's it's very stark.
Like all the white people in one area, everyone else in another.
And the white people are right next to TV Joshua.
Yeah, it's sort of like kind of like the same logic of like the like a
Mago rally where it's like, please help the people like the few people
color, please give them prominent spaces, even those the same five people.
Just please, we need them there. We need them there.
Yeah. So TV preaching was and is huge in Nigeria, but TV Josh would took it to another level,
filming much more than most of his colleagues and theming his videos for an international
audience. One interview he recorded features a white English woman asking him why he makes
so many videos, and his answer is fucking amazing.
Because if Jesus was not recorded in the Bible, you would not believe that.
Jesus is the same today.
I fucking love that answer.
I fucking love that answer.
That is like that.
That's a smart man.
That's a smart man.
Like he either had that in the chamber or he just extemp that shit, but that is good
What a fucking clat back. Yeah, that man knows his business. I'll give him that
It's a horrible business, but he fucking knows it fucking knows. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun stuff
So I want to play a clip for you here of a woman You're about to hear from this lady is the church's head of foreign visitor relations
And she's talking about kind of bringing in these like foreign white religious tourists to scone.
Um, so we're going to press play here.
For TB Joshua, it was a game and a trap that he sets for the white people.
Yeah, that's, that's fun.
Yeah, there's no ambiguity around that.
Yeah, no ambiguity.
He's sent for the white people.
OK, TB.
We're going to continue in a second,
but there's a couple of things going on here.
One is that for these young people traveling from other parts of the world,
these are mostly kids who are more affluent.
They are seeing the wider world for the first time and that's
intoxicating.
Anytime you go to a country that's not like the suburbs, right?
Yeah.
And you're so sheltered too.
Yeah.
In such a homogenous fucking environment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a drug.
And in addition to just like, yeah, you're in Africa after a lifetime in a place that
is not at all Africa.
And that's like this whole fascinating journey.
And then you get lovebomb too.
You are the focus of thousands of locals
who are not, it's not just like going to a country
and being like a tourist,
it's going to a country and seeing a crowd of locals
overjoyed that you're there.
And then after you get lovebombed,
over the next several days, these tourists,
the first couple of days you spend at scone
You're just watching hours of miracle videos every day. It's like a clockwork orange style thing
And then after your treatment
Yeah, and you prime them with the videos and then you do live miracle shows, right?
Because you don't want them to just see that shit when they're like kind of tired and exhausted like you want them in the most
Suggestible mind state him to just see that shit when they're like kind of tired and exhausted. Like you want them in the most suggestible mind state possible. Right, right, right.
You prime that shit.
Yeah, horny for a miracle.
Horny for a miracle.
Get him absolutely horny for a miracle.
And it's wild that he's using the same playbook as like Andrew Tate and all these other people's like
traffic them in, love bomb them, and then run your playbook.
Co-leaders only ever work.
There's variations based on the tech available to you in the time period, but it's all the same.
VHS, DVD, streaming, whatever.
Or the Well Run Hubbard did it, you know?
Yeah.
The classic way with boats.
We're gonna play you one more clip
explaining how this process goes.
I've never seen a local African town before,
and it was a hustle and bustle,
and street sellers and food, and it was very colorful.
I was just taking everything in.
So you kind of went down a driveway
in these vehicles that had other foreign visitors in.
There were tour groups going up from South Africa
in quite large numbers.
I'm Angelique, and I'm from South Africa.
Even before I went, I had these VHS tapes that I'd watched and I'd seen the most incredible
things and I was so beyond excited to see this in real life.
I was coordinator of international visitors.
Anytime this visitor come, Tibi Joshua will call and say go and meet your visitors.
Najir and disciples with these beautiful smiles welcome you.
There's just people smiling.
Everyone looks so happy.
We make you feel like like celebrating.
Oh, man. Yeah.
That's that's it's so smart.
Like it is such a it's such a slick operation.
I'm just very I'm as as evil as all of this is I'm very impressed.
Right. This is the point at which the basterly hits full swing because
one of the chief things he'll do when he's like showing people life miracles is he'll cure HIV, right and
The way you the way you do this is you have someone come up with like a piece of paper that looks official
That says I have HIV and then you pray over them and then they get a test and they come back with
a sheet of paper that says I don't have HIV, right? You know, I don't have to explain to you how to
fake that, right? It's not hard. Like you have a printer, you can bribe a doctor, right? But it's
very impressive to these kids. And I'm gonna have Sophie play you one more clip here.
When I came here, I had been suffering from asthma.
And after a short time of ministry
from the Prophet, TV Joshua,
I felt my breathing come totally clear.
God had healed me.
Sir, I see you've got a medical report check.
Can you please just show the camera that?
Praise be to God, negative thesis for HIV and HIV too.
So it's not that fucked up to God, negative spaces for HIV and HIV too.
So it's not that fucked up to just, like, it's fucked up, but like the amount of damage you can do by convincing
like these evangelical tourists
that you've cured someone's AIDS,
you're mainly just gonna be able to abuse them more, right?
Right.
But you're not necessarily causing a public health crisis with that. What does
cause the public health crisis is that he is also convincing his Nigerian followers of this,
right? And they are actually the people who have HIV at a heightened rate, right? Certainly higher
than these like evangelical tourists. And not only is he convincing them that he can cure them by
praying over them, part of what he's convincing them is that
they should not go get medical treatment
or take retrovirals for their HIV.
Oh my God.
HIV retrovirals are very available.
HIV is very treatable.
It is not a death sentence when you have access
to retrovirals.
And one of the things he is doing to members of his flock
is telling them, do not take these.
God doesn't want you to take these. I can cure your HIV.
And we don't know how many people he got to stop taking their retrovirals as a result of this.
But we do know that in 2011, in one public-sized case, three women in London died when they were convinced
by preachers to stop taking their retrovirals. And one of those preachers was TB Joshua. And I think these women were immigrants.
When reporters asked TB Joshua if he advised followers to avoid treating their HIV, he gave
this answer. Let me tell you, I am a medium in the same way doctors are mediums to bring treatment.
So he basically saying, Hey, I'm just a doctor too. You know, yeah. One
follower I read an interview with, because he's not just doing this with HIV, he's telling
people to avoid all sorts of modern medicine in favor of paying him, you know, to pray
over them. One of his followers, a devoted member of the church who was like helping
to run the church, his mother was enthralled with TB Joshua and refused to take chemotherapy for her cancer
after Joshua healed her and told her that she did not need it.
Within six months, she was dead.
This follower, who again was a dedicated volunteer of the church, calls TB Joshua.
He's close enough to this guy to have his phone number.
He calls him to let him know that his mom is dead and TB Joshua hangs up on him.
And he later he like asks one of the other workers there
like he hung up on me like what the fuck?
And that guy's like, well, the prophet
doesn't listen to bad news.
Hey, you're gonna fuck up the prophet's confirmation bias.
So don't fucking tell him about that shit.
He's just gonna, oh yeah, he's just gonna hear the click.
It's wild stuff.
Anyway, that's the TB Joshua story.
Got anything to plug at the end of part one, Miles?
Please, you know, when appropriate,
listen to your healthcare providers
and not someone named TB Joshua or whatever.
TB Jakes, I don't care who it is, ATT don't get don't get health advice for many of them
Yeah, plug. Yeah, just listen to the dailies I geist
You know, that's my daily news and politics and comedy shit show and if you like 90 day fiance
Look one of your other favorite guests Sophie Alexandra. That's a show host with her. And this is us getting high and talking about 90 day fiance.
That's how we kind of blow steam off between bastards recordings.
And, you know, just the general world of it all.
Well, blow off some steam with that and blow off some steam with steam.
I don't know. Yeah.
And we have a new show.
The TheraFlu is really starting to fuck me up now.
Oh, yeah.
Will you plug Ed's show?
Oh yeah, Ed's got a show.
It's called Better Off Line.
It's about all the fucked up tech industry shit
that you probably need to know
because they're actively trying to destroy your life
and everyone else's life.
So, you know, keep an eye out for that.
Anyway, I'm gonna go, Miles,
I'm gonna go hang out at a fucking playground
with a spoon and some foil and a pack of a theraflu.
Yeah, well, you're gonna go to like a needle exchange
and they're like, no man,
this is for people that actually need it, man.
That's your fucking weirdo thera flu shit. Yeah, yeah
You should be ashamed of yourself gonna take a needle for one of my diabetic friends to shoot fair
You're like my epi-pen where is it? Oh, sorry? I needed the needle. Yeah
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