Behind the Bastards - Part One: TB Joshua: The Evangelical Pastor Who Built His Own Hell

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Robert sits down with Miles Gray to talk about TB Joshua, a Nigerian pastor whose cult trapped people from all over the world in a literal physical hell of his own design. (2 Part Series) Sources: htt...ps://www.thecitizen.co.tz/tanzania/news/africa/even-in-death-televangelist-tb-joshua-remains-controversial-3431478 https://www.ru.ac.za/perspective/2014archive/tbjoshuaafalseprophetmustcomeclean.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56771246 https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/5050/youtube-closes-african-channel-promoting-televangelists-violent-conversion-therapy/ https://www.africanews.com/2024/01/08/tb-joshua-exposed-20-years-of-scandal-and-fake-miracles-in-lagos-sparks-mixed-reactions/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59295624 https://punchng.com/trump-you-need-spiritual-understanding-to-interpret-my-prophesy-tb-joshua/ https://www.modernghana.com/news/685268/police-urges-calm-over-terror-prophecy-.html https://www.timeslive.co.za/tshisa-live/tshisa-live/2016-09-19-cassper-slams-report-claiming-tb-joshua-predicted-the-death-of-12-000-people-at-concert/ https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-clip-nigerian-preacher-predicting-disappearance-goes-viral-1440107 https://archive.is/iYg1s#selection-1643.0-1649.1 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-2608411/Nigeria-preacher-Healer-controversial-leader.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67891394 https://apnews.com/general-news-ed3b0ce9145f47d78bc84f36cf4db097 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67861976 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67749215 https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/13/bring-prophet-t-b-joshuas-body-home-burial-ondo-youths-tell-family-late-cleric https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29234245 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/constance-marten-tb-joshua-mark-gordon-b2279954.html https://www.cfr.org/blog/tb-joshua-preacher-who-held-outsized-influence-nigeria-and-africa https://dailynigerian.com/joshua-life-times-legacy/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57388592 https://guardian.ng/news/end-of-road-for-woman-used-by-pastors-to-perform-fake-miracles/ https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2006/10/05/historical-overview-of-pentecostalism-in-nigeria/ https://www.religionnewsblog.com/6772/mixed-reactions-over-nigerias-televised-miracles-ban   https://www.nairaland.com/40/nbc-ban-unverified-tv-miracles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZZVQxjXWCgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:41 were stabbed to death in their home in Easy Street, Collingwood. Suzanne's 16-month-old son was asleep in his cot at the time. The double homicide left the community shocked, no one has ever been charged, and critical questions remain unanswered. Listen to Case Far Presents, The Easy Street Murders on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or sleuth, a family, and a serial killer. Listen to Hello, John Doe on iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. What's got the plague my Robert Evans host of Behind the Bastards, the sickest man in podcasting? I have some sort of non-COVID thing. I did take the test.
Starting point is 00:01:54 So I have been mainlining. I said I've been sober lately, but now I am a theraflu addict. I don't even mix it into my drinks anymore. I just pour the powder straight out and rail that shit You know for you. That's the good stuff Our guests who just congratulated me on my Theraflu addiction mr. Miles Gray. How are you doing? I'm great I'm great. Thank you for having me back shout out to the BTB What's what do you call it BTB nation your little bass shout out the little bastards. Yeah, you have the little bastards sure
Starting point is 00:02:28 Shout out all the little bastards out there. Love y'all Good um, yeah, I just I'm bracing myself for yet again the ups and downs and recording with you I'm like what and then like crying inside for the rest of the day You said that it just made me think if we'd gone with my original plan for this podcast and made it all about Saddam Hussein, we could call our fans the Husaniacs. Oh. Oh yeah. See, I just thought about that now, but that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah. Miles, were you in the room when Robert pitched this show on the phone when he was running through what sounded like a wind tunnel? Were you in the room? I must have been. Yeah. That was so it's such early days and like we were all working on all this
Starting point is 00:03:09 shit together. But yeah, I feel like yeah. And even I mean, I remember all the fucking process of coming up with a title and the art and all that. Yeah. Shout out my boy Alan, you know, for the iconic cover art. Yeah. Alan Lee.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Yes. Miles, are you in a good day? You happy? Dude, I just composed, are you in a good day? You happy? Fuck off, dude. I hate just composure shit. You in a good mood? Yeah, yeah, I'm having a fucking good day, man. I'm just, my little boy has two little teeth coming in. I'm like, wonderful.
Starting point is 00:03:35 It's Valentine's Day when we're recording this. I gotta go and get my fucking head kicked in by whatever tale of fuckery you're gonna guide me through. Nothing goes with a nice peaceful day like a story of one of the most nightmarishly abusive people I have ever read about my life See God is punishing me with a sickness for taking such pleasure in making you unhappy Miles Oh, yeah. Oh you okay. Well look I'm as someone who was Went to school where they tried to put the fear of God in me, but it didn't work, you know, I'm kind of split. I don't know if, I don't know if I wanna talk ill
Starting point is 00:04:13 of a man of God, but we'll have to see. Have you heard of this man of God, a fellow named TB Joshua? First of all, no. And when Sophie hit me up and was like, hey, you know, we might be talking about this or that. And then she's like, OK, actually, Robert, Robert's going to write something on TV. Joshua, I didn't Google it because I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:04:34 I thought it was like, like, did he give a bunch of people tuberculosis? That would be the fun version of this. Yeah. It was just like the typhoid Mary of tuberculosis. Exactly. Like the Chinese apple seed of tuberculosis. It's Like, from the Chinese tyapole seed of tuberculosis. Right. It's like, oh, was it TB Joshua? That's whole TB Joshua.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Giving everybody TB. Yeah, he's like, when he coughs, look at his little handkerchief he coughs into and tell me if there's blood. But yeah, I was like, and then this morning out of a morbid curiosity, I'm like, let me just see what the top line description of this person was, and I was like, oh, no, we got a pastor in Nigeria. And I don't know what
Starting point is 00:05:10 the rest is, but I know how evangelical things operate over there and they can be pretty wild. Yeah. And this is one of those, like, you know, there's like Africa, for whatever reason, like, bastardry over there does not usually go as viral as like the very worst people from like, I don't know, Europe, even like South America, Asia. But like, TB Joshua is not just, he's not just a bastard. He was like up until his death very recently, one of probably like the 20 or 30 most influential
Starting point is 00:05:44 religious figures alive on the planet. Massively influential Pentecostal preacher, millions and not just in Nigeria and not just in West Africa, but all over the world in Southeast Asia and Europe, you know, millions and millions of followers, huge, huge spoke in the international Pentecostal community. Very, very important guy. Yeah, I feel like the religious bastards, they're able to fly under the radar a little bit longer than everybody else. Like if you're not like some dictator,
Starting point is 00:06:12 despot kind of despotic leader, you're like, it's like, I don't know, like when you get the cover, when you're covered in the blood of Christ. Yeah. It is one of those. The scandals just roll off. Yeah, it's this mix of, I think they get protected
Starting point is 00:06:23 from like members of the same faith, some of whom, like obviously a lot of times the people who do expose them are also members of the same faith. But like that's probably one reason why sometimes it takes a while to spread. And I think also you get among like atheists or even as we'll talk about Pentecostals are kind of in an extreme sect of evangelical Christianity from like more moderate, centrist, you know, Christians in like the West. I mean, obviously Pentecostal movement is huge in the United States, but even in the United States, I think a lot of like people who are Christians, but you know, they live in like the East Coast, they live in the West Coast, or like just like big cities. They may not know how wild some of that shit gets.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And they may kind of write off stories about these guys as just like, oh, well, that's just, you know, normal in that chunk of the faith or whatever. The TB Joshua was not to be honest. Like I have a lot of issues with Pentecostal Christianity, but a lot of the people who were trying to expose him for years were other Pentecostal pastors. But he just got ignored for in a lot of what he was doing. Now a lot of people who enabled him were other Pentecostals. Don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Side note, I feel like, you know, based on all the fuckery that's going on, you can have like a sister podcast behind the Pastors. Behind the Pastors? Yeah. We can do an episode every week for the next 30 years. I'm not joking. Every fucking week, there's some freak somewhere who's like, yeah, cut this youth pastor's cow with child porn or some other dark shit.
Starting point is 00:07:48 And I'm like, man, we're still we're still acting like these are the people that are above or beyond reproach. But yeah, anyway, behind the pastors, look, I'm behind the pastors. Yeah, we could also do a whole podcast series on the Catholic Church, on the Catholic Church in like the 70s, you know, even if we just stick to one decade. Yeah, we could really. So here's the hard facts of this guy's life. Timotope Balagon Joshua was born on June 12, 1963 in a town called Aragiti Akoko in the southwest coastal state of Ando in Nigeria. Aragiti Akoko is very poor and it is unlikely that his family had access to any kind of like
Starting point is 00:08:30 really meaningful wealth at any point stretching back in recent memory. He is very poor. Everyone around him is very poor. He grows up in like a background of pretty desperate poverty. Now he does seem to have a fairly strong family, which is good. It gives him a leg up on a lot of people who are like, like don't have that benefit, obviously.
Starting point is 00:08:47 But this is a guy who's going to have to fight for any amount of like wealth that he wants to have. His family are Yoruba. That is an ethnic group in Southwest Africa that encompasses the largest chunk of Niger-Congo language speakers. Like many Yoruba families, TB Joshua grows up. He has both Muslim and Christian relatives
Starting point is 00:09:09 in his close family. And one thing people will say about him when he's a pastor is that a lot of evangelical pastors in Nigeria are very anti-Muslim, and he was not nearly as much as is common. He's not nearly as much. Just a little bit. As we get into, he's going to like,
Starting point is 00:09:25 he's gonna like throw Muslims under the bus at a certain point in his future, but he does have like a lot of Muslims in his family. And so for a while at least, he's a lot better on some of that stuff than a lot of other people. Than a lot of other like pastors, Christian pastors in the area.
Starting point is 00:09:40 His father, Colo Olle, was well educated and made a living translating the Bible. So from a fairly early age, he's both taught that it's important to learn how to read and specifically to be able to read the Bible. Like this is something that he's going to do obsessively from a very young age. Praise God, praise God. Yeah, yeah, he's big on that. Yeah, praise God.
Starting point is 00:09:58 His father dies when he's young and he is, I think when he's like 12 or something like that. And he's raised after that by his uncle, who is a Muslim man. Again, he's going to be kind of more tolerant than a lot of people on that sort of situation. Right. He grows up speaking a mix of Yoruba, English and Pigeon. His English is never going to be considered very good, in part because he doesn't finish secondary school and he has limited formal education in general. What time he does spend in school is at St. Stephen Anglican,
Starting point is 00:10:26 which is a religious primary school. His teachers called him Little Pastor because he was obsessed with the Bible from a young age and preached to his classmates. That's not a red flag. That's not a red flag at all. Preaching to your classmates when you're like 10. Kid preachers are the freakiest fucking creatures on earth.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Oh my God. There's like, yeah, there's like this vibe of like, you're just shown. You're just regurgitating shit. The adults are saying around you, but they do it with such passion and conviction. You're like, I don't know. Maybe you fucking God is talking to you, but please, you're nine years old. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, you know, take some of this with a grain of salt.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I think the stuff about him being called Little Pastor I hear often enough and is consistent enough that I believe it We don't have great sources on his early life like they're all fan websites and the like oh Wait, so like first of all your research methodology for this is what like I don't imagine There's like a book on like all the shitty things Book on him. No, there's good. The best info on this guy's actual crimes comes from the BBC. BBC, so the BBC can be a problematic entity in some ways, but they have a division of the BBC called BBC Africa Eye,
Starting point is 00:11:33 which reports on Africa that does extremely good work. There's some of the only people, for example, reporting on war crimes by the Cameroonian government. They do really good work, and they did a long series on this guy. So there's an interview, a lot of people. So there is good reporting on his crimes at this point. There's just not a whole lot that we can absolutely verify
Starting point is 00:11:53 about his early life. Right, because it's always some form of like myth building or praise or yeah, just bias towards like, how great he was. Yeah, the anecdotes we get are all shit that his fans pulled out of like speeches he gave during like religious ceremonies, right? Cause that's like a big thing you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Like when I was a kid, I did this and this and that's all, you know, the spirit of God came into me and whatnot. That's where you get a lot of these details, which is like, there's a good doc. If you, people want to know the way in which these kinds of pastors massage and just outright invent backstories
Starting point is 00:12:25 in order to like make themselves kind of fit in with some of these common evangelical narratives. There's a documentary I always recommend called Marjo. And it's about a guy who started out as a child pastor. His parents had him preaching when he was like four or five years old. He was like doing marriages at like age four or five or something.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And it was all a scam for money, right? He was like, I never believed in God. And his parents abandoned him as soon as he was old enough all a scam for money, right? He was like, I never believed in God. And my, and his parents abandoned him as soon as he was old enough that it wasn't cute, right? So you can't make money once he's an adult. There's nothing special about an adult pastor. So they just fucking bounce. And he like takes a film crew.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And this is in the United States and all these like evangelical revivals in the seventies. It's a really good documentary. It won an Oscar. I recommend it to everybody. Marge, one of my very favorite movies. Also, he grows up to be an actor and is on the A team. So in an episode.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Margeau was? Yeah, he's a bad guy in one episode of the A team, I think. Yes. So there you go. Praise Christ, praise Christ. Praise Christ. Through him, all things are possible. You can start.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Through him, all things. You can be a bad guy on the A team type cast, probably. Was this guy black? No, no, no, he's a white guy. He's a white guy. Oh, wow. Okay, let's look. Maybe it wasn't God.
Starting point is 00:13:28 It might've just been white supremacy that got you there. I don't want to conflate the two. But it was one of the two. I'm gonna say anytime you get to hang out with BA Barakas, that's the hand of God. That's the hand of God. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Especially if you get, yeah. He's like, can I wear one of your chains? He's like, yeah, man. Oh yeah. Praise Christ, baby. So the website Who Owns Kenya, which I'm not sure about the provenance of, but it does seem to have a lot of detail on this guy.
Starting point is 00:13:55 They have an article on him titled The Man of God Who Stayed in His Mother's Womb for 15 Months, which gives you an idea of the kind of claims he makes. And again, this is stuff he's saying during speeches. He like claims that he was his mom was pregnant with him for 15 months. And so he's a miracle baby. I guess when you're that holy, God needs an extra like six months to really make sure you get finished.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah, you need that. You need that weight. Yeah. Man, you need to just, what is that the fourth and fifth trimester? So he came on the fifth time. I'm as holy as 1.8 babies. Yeah. Roughly. I'm not holy as 1.8 babies. Yeah. Roughly.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I'm not great at math, folks. Don't come here and correct me if that's wrong. He'd better have been walking and talking and shit if he was in there that long, cooking. Yeah. No. He'd better come out knowing how to read, god damn it. Yeah. And do my taxes.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Yeah. So I do find that very funny because I even heard that claim that like, yeah, I took 15 months to be born. What are you stunting on people with that? Yeah, what? Is that really a brag thing? You're like, yeah, you're like, you're clingy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Are you like giving shit to kids who were born early? Oh, you came out after eight months? Not nearly as holy as me, baby. I'm a 15 month there. Yeah. My mom tried to get rid of it and I said, no, I'm doing some Bible study in here. I'm not ready yet to confirm this. On the weekends, he goes to just,
Starting point is 00:15:07 just goes to like Nick U awards and makes fun of the babies. In the end. Ha ha, look at you. Look at you, couldn't be me, couldn't be me. I came out, I came out 26 pounds. Yeah, I almost didn't come out at all. I was gonna stay in there. I'm like, except I would have physically killed my mother if I stayed in there.
Starting point is 00:15:27 I kept growing. It would have been bad. The parasitic baby. Oh, that's funny. So later in life, he would also claim that as a child, he became aware that his coming had been foretold in prophecy for more than 100 years. I've never found what this prophecy is supposed to be. Maybe someone was like,
Starting point is 00:15:43 yeah, there's gonna be a huge fucking baby some day. Is that in the book of revelations? And that boy was me. Yeah. So anyway, this bulletproof source cite statements from Joshua that as a child, he would read the entire Bible every two months. Quote, every two months,
Starting point is 00:16:00 I would have read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation. I was the only subject that interested me in primary school. In exams, I scored 99% consistently, whereas I performed woefully in other subjects. My excelling in Bible knowledge affected the other subjects where I performed poorly. So basically, he was so good at the Bible that his brain just didn't work for anything else.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Yeah, I can't even do one plus two. Yeah. I'm so Christed up up here. Now what I do disbelieve is a claim that he made that one day while stat school, a madman entered his class carrying a weapon. The type is not specified. Quote, everyone ran away,
Starting point is 00:16:36 but he managed to calm the madman down through prayer. From that day onwards, he knew there was something special in him. Oh wait, how old is he? How old is he? I'm gonna need more details. Yeah. How old is he? I think this is like when he special in him. Oh, wait, how old is he? I'm going to need more details. Yeah. How old is he?
Starting point is 00:16:50 I think this is like when he's in like, uh, like middle school, maybe. And a man came through with a weapon. Just a weapon. Weapon. Just a weapon. Okay. Okay. Praise, he praise him out of hurting anybody. Um, I'm guessing, I mean, it's West Africa.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Maybe it's a cutlass, you know, so it's a machete, maybe? Yeah, but I mean, machetes are certainly very accessible, but who knows, my actual guess is that this did not happen. Right, right, right. Yeah, he's acting like he's Kevin Spacey in the negotiator, he's Chris Sabia or something. He talks him out of that. I got this, I got him in the private.
Starting point is 00:17:21 So, shortly before starting secondary school, his father died. And again, he's raised by his uncle. He drops out of school pretty soon after this, I think because he has to get a job to help take care of the family. And he spends years working a series of odd gigs, like a lot of people who come from his level of wealth and stuff in Nigeria and that part of Nigeria. One of his jobs is a poultry attendant, which mostly consisted of scrubbing chicken shit with his hands and putting it in bags to be turned into fertilizer.
Starting point is 00:17:48 My new favorite Kenyan news and culture website says, this job was so demeaning that no Nigerian did it. It was mainly done by Ghanians. Wow, shots fired at Ghana, your neighbors next door. There's all, in these articles, there's a lot of shots fired at Ghana, my ass. It. There's all in these articles, there's a lot of shots fired at Ghana. My it's wild. I've been to Ghana and the there there is like this sort of back and forth or they'll
Starting point is 00:18:11 be talking. They talk. They just chat shit about each other like Nigerians. Mm hmm. I don't know. I don't like them. I think this happens every way. It's all regional.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Yeah, exactly. Your neighbor. You're always Texas and Oklahoma shit. Right. Yeah. They cheer here in Ghana. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so at some point in his early 20s, he experienced a three-day trance in which God visited him and told him, I am your God. I am giving you a divine commission to go and carry
Starting point is 00:18:33 the work of the Heavenly Father. This is the inciting incident of the TB Joshua story. In the interest of trying to put together a more complete picture of the man, I opted to read a propaganda by, what I thought was a propaganda biography by one of his followers. Its title is Rejoice and See What Happens Next,
Starting point is 00:18:50 The Life and Times of TV Joshua. Now, this book does not give us the life and times of TV Joshua. It's basically a big brochure for like going to visit his church and we will talk about why a little later that he wanted people doing that. Just marketing. It was just marketing material doing that. Just marketing.
Starting point is 00:19:05 It was just marketing materialism? It's all marketing. You get very little on the guy's life. It is kind of interesting to note that the preface of this book opens by saying, TB Joshua has shown every indication of following this anointed path. He is worthy of careful study and emulation. And then complaining, TB Joshua has been made out to be controversial and has become the subject of persecution, especially by fellow religious leaders.
Starting point is 00:19:27 This is puzzling to me. I have been in his presence and I can say that he is disarmingly humble, gentle and a generous man. So that's good. Glad we're opening with like a real unbiased account of this. Oh yeah, he's so humble. He sounds great so far. He sounds like he's, you know, he was cooking for for 15 months Got a book published about his miracles. Yeah, he talked down a man with a machete or who know could have been a bazooka
Starting point is 00:19:50 Any kind of weapon we have no idea. Yeah, he just had enriched plutonium maybe in his hand Who knows but he stopped it. Okay. Look this doesn't just get to the bastard. I don't know this guy sounds cool Robert Yeah, so so far. I'm not gonna lie. So far, he's great. Praise Christ. Yeah. So he starts preaching. At some point, he's probably in his early to mid-20s
Starting point is 00:20:14 when he starts preaching. And this seems to have been a fairly humble start. There's some grainy footage that exists, apparently. I've heard it reported on. I haven't seen it that shows him somewhere. It started out with something like a dozen, maybe 20 followers under a bamboo marquee in the early 1980s.
Starting point is 00:20:31 So he starts out small, but his flock grows fairly rapidly. And the mid 1980s was a pretty terrible time for most things, except for cocaine and being a Pinaigostal preacher in Nigeria. And especially for the latter, it's basically the best time ever. And this merits a little bit of explanation. First off on Pentecostalism. If you've ever seen a video,
Starting point is 00:20:54 if you're wondering like, what the fuck is he talking about when he says Pentecostals? Cause I do think a lot of like, even a lot of people who are Christian, right? But who are like a fairly mainstream, like kind of Christianity and like normal, you know, believe in evolution, live a normal modern life. They just like, you know, they're
Starting point is 00:21:08 Christian, whatever, may not know much about this. It's something you really encounter a lot particularly if you grow up in kind of the deep South and rural areas. It's gotten more common, obviously, as we've gotten older. If you've ever seen videos of like some wild seeming Christian religious ceremony where people are chanting in tongues and or screaming flopping around on the floor looking like they're seizureing, that's a Pentecostals used to pass around venomous snakes. And basically the idea is if you get bitten, like it means that you weren't faithful enough. And also if you get bitten and die, it means that God just wanted you to die. Yeah, that was his plan.
Starting point is 00:21:57 That was his plan for you. A lot of times they're using nonvenomous snakes and it's like it's a show, right? Right. And a lot of times they're using non-venomous snakes and it's like, it's a show, right? Right. And a lot of times they'll like defang the snakes, especially for like the pastor, cause the pastor you wanna like. Could you imagine?
Starting point is 00:22:13 It's like, look, the snake bit me, but I don't have any wound on my hand. Don't let through Jesus. Yeah. Where's that, wait, I didn't give you the stunt snake pastor. Oh fuck. Oh fuck, okay. There's definitely motherfuckers who died from fuck. Oh fuck. Okay. There's definitely motherfuckers who died from that.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Like. Oh yeah, yeah. There has to be. I mean, I feel like there's, there were headlines about like some snake handling preacher who, you know, somehow who, who'd have thought his handling of a copper head ended with his demise. It was also common. You still find this sometimes, but like people would drink strict nine during these ceremonies. And again, it's like, you know, if you have faith, you'll know God won't kill you unless
Starting point is 00:22:52 it's your time. Yeah. Now, Pentecostals are not the only Christian sect to do snake handling. It actually probably started. I think the first snake handlers on the Christian historic record are the second century Ophites, which is a G gnostic sect. I do not know much about them, but I came across that when I was looking up snake handlers. So that's neat.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Pentecostalism has its origins in the 1800s with radical evangelical movements that focused on faith healing and the imminently coming end times. One description you'll hear a lot is that regular Christians kind of, as modernity comes in, they stop believing in miracles or at least not miracles as a thing that like people can incite, through their direct faith. But as a thing, maybe it's a thing that happens sometimes, but you're not, you can't make miracles
Starting point is 00:23:36 by like praying for God and stuff, right? That's not a thing I think a lot, most people believe, but Pentecostals do. And this obsession with miraculous happenings is a hallmark of that kind of worship. Pentecostal churches started to spread in Nigeria around the turn of the 1900s. It was really given a shot in the arm
Starting point is 00:23:54 by the influenza epidemic. A lot of early Nigerian Pentecostal preachers engaged in faith healing of influenza victims. They started out as kind of an Anglican offshoot, because obviously the Anglican church is British and the British, you know, owned them a Nigeria for much longer than they should. And Ghana too.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah, and Nagana, yes, and Nagana. And yeah, the breaks kind of between the Anglicans and the Pentecostals became more defined in the 20s. And they started, like Nigerian Pentecostals started to affiliate with US-based churches more, like the Faiths. And they started, like Nigerian Pentecostals started to affiliate with US based churches more, like the Faith Tabernacle in Philadelphia. One characteristic of this particular segment of Christianity is a near constant conflict
Starting point is 00:24:34 with medical science. I'm not going to say that's every group of Pentecostals, but it's very common to find Pentecostals who preach against like, at least certain kinds of modern medicine. Faith is supposed to handle it. It's not like an across-the-board thing like it is with any like Jehovah's Witnesses, but it's not uncommon. And early Nigerian Pentecostals were extreme, even to their British cousins, in their rejection of modern medicine. A lot of this is tied into
Starting point is 00:24:59 colonialism. I think a lot of it also has to do with the difficulty of obtaining good medical care in a lot of the areas where this is spreading. A study in Pew Research notes, originating in evangelical student revivals, a wave of Pentecostal expansion spawns new churches in the 60s and 70s. The leader of this expansion is Benson, Idahoza, one of Africa's most influential Pentecostal preachers. Idahoza establishes the Church of God Mission International in 1972. In 1974, the Pentecostal Umbrella Organization Grace of God Ministry is founded in eastern
Starting point is 00:25:29 Nigeria. The Deeper Life Bible Church founded in 1975 and soon becomes one of Nigeria's largest neo-Pentecostal churches with an estimated 350,000 members by 1993. So this is a pretty rapid expansion and these are very big churches. I mean, it's just all lining up for that man, the faith. The part is just it. Yeah. It's like, I mean, because there's already, you know, this culturally, there's a lot of thinking that sort of goes beyond the bounds of like science, right?
Starting point is 00:25:58 So to even to for these, you know, these very opportunistic sort of faith healers to really get in on that. Be like, no, man, just just fucking believe, baby. That's all. Yeah. Yeah. And that's that's where T.B. Joshua was going to stitch in. So T.B. Joshua's church, which also began in 1986, was called Synagogue Church of All Nations or SCOAN. And I think the synagogue, this is a very common, I made a comment once that like Christians reincorporate some groups of like particularly fundamental Christians like to reincorporate bits of Jewish religious tradition
Starting point is 00:26:35 like the use of shofars, reincorporate was the wrong term, people got rightfully frustrated. This is cultural appropriation, right? That's what's going on. And I'm guessing, because I have never heard of synagogue used outside of the tradition of the Jewish faith. So my guess is that's what this is.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I mean, yeah, just shorthand for me, that's what that would imply. Yes. At 10 times out of 10 in my mind, yeah. So that's what I'm guessing they're doing here. So people will call it scone, and that's what we will usually call it, because synagogue church of all nations
Starting point is 00:27:06 is a bit of a mouthful. And in fairly short order throughout the mid, like mid to late 1980s, scone goes from dozens to hundreds to hundreds of thousands of regular attendance. It becomes common for there to be more than 15,000 people attending services at once in a single day. Obviously this necessitates the building of a massive like stadium-sized church.
Starting point is 00:27:27 These are huge events every time. And he's out there every day basically. He or some of his disciples. A lot of the appeal of these Neopinocostal churches in Nigeria is the ability of worshipers to witness and participate in miracles, right? Not just that miracles are happening, but that your pastor is able to call down miracles
Starting point is 00:27:49 and you get to be right there and watch this shit, you know? And some of this, there's some like kayfabe here. Some of this is like what people get out of wrestling, you know? Right, right, for real? Yeah, yeah. And it's not coincidental that the massive expansion of these churches that are all doing these very big,
Starting point is 00:28:06 and we'll talk about how these look, these big like miracle shows, coincides with a huge expansion in the availability of televisions for working class Nigerians, right? That has hit like, it hits saturation by the 80s. And so these preachers, and not only that, but it also becomes a lot easier to make your own TV and get it on the air, right?
Starting point is 00:28:26 So all of those things kind of have to happen and that takes a period of time, but by the 80s, all of those things are possible. And so any of these preachers with big congregations have access to enough capital to purchase cameras and airtime, which they use to air slick videos of different ill people being miraculously healed. And Miles, you know what will miraculously heal
Starting point is 00:28:46 our listeners? I hope it's some kind of product. Yes, yes. The only guarantee we make on this podcast is that if you are sick, buy someone something that advertises on our show and you will be healed of anything. Just rub it on your head. Yeah, yeah, you cannot die if you purchase the products
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Starting point is 00:32:43 You can get away with anything with those words. Yeah, but people, I just, you know, if it's really funny, please, please send us what ad pops up, please. If it's really funny, please. That's a good like parenting tip. Can we go to the playground, daddy? If it's God's plan, you know?
Starting point is 00:33:00 If it's God's plan, let's see if it's, I mean, but that is the kind of shit like super religious parents will say. To like avoid the responsibility. They're like, I don't know. I mean, but that is the kind of shit like super religious parents will say. Yes, yes. To like avoid the responsibility. They're like, I don't know. I mean, maybe you didn't, maybe I forgot your birthday
Starting point is 00:33:09 because that was God's plan. Yeah. Yeah. And you do, it is like, it's used very differently, but like it's used a lot in the Muslim world as like if you're like, hey, do you think, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:21 we'll be able to do this or this will happen? Like, you know, in shala, right? Which means like, probably not. Yeah. I'm not looking good. I mean, but you know, it's the same thing. People say that to their like, yeah, man, well, we'll, you know, but we'll see, we'll see what happens.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I'll never forget your birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Never. Yeah. Thank you. Robert, you don't have the same privilege as Miles. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Wow. Yeah. I don't remember my own birthday. Not after all this thera flu I've been dropping. I don't even the same privilege as Miles. Wow. Yeah. I don't remember my own birthday. Not after all this theraflu I've been dropping. I don't even know my name. Let me do a fat line of the peach flavor. Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff. Hey, what's he snorting out of that bullet?
Starting point is 00:33:57 Dude, it's theraflu. It's kind of fucking weird. Theraflu brown round bullet powder and theraflu? It opens the capillaries, gets the NSAIDs into your system faster. Stream, stream. Straight to the vein, baby. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Just, just like cooking theraflu on a spoon. Oh, shit. You're like, hey, hand me that dialysis, too, being really quick. I got to tie it off. What? That's how you use it. Yeah, we couldn't arrest him. There's no logins dejecting Theraflu in a parking lot.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Disgusting. I don't know, there's no logins just freaking people to fuck out. It's fucked up. So, spectacle was always part of the deal at Skone. Healing the blind is like easy shit, right? You can have someone pretend that they're blind, right? And then they can see, you know?
Starting point is 00:34:50 Super easy, but that doesn't look exciting, right? What looks exciting, he would love to have like parades of people who were missing limbs, like roll in on wheel boards and stuff to get like the healing touch and claim like their pain went away or something. He would love to have people who had like skin lesions and stuff come in and then they all fall off, right?
Starting point is 00:35:10 And this kind of shit, like these are these are staged, right? Like they're using makeup. They're doing all this kind of shit. But his it works. His flock goes from dozens to hundreds to tens of thousands over the course of like the 80s to the 90s. Like it gets massive. He was wiping off people's skin conditions? Oh yeah, yeah, that's a big one.
Starting point is 00:35:30 That's a big, and there's too many stories of this time to count. So I'm gonna focus on one really well documented recent case, and I'm focusing on this because this is someone who got arrested by the Nigerian government for miracle fraud recently, but it gives you an idea of how this industry is always worked.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Miracle. Wait, is that a law we have on our books? Oh, no, we don't have that shit. You could you could that's Nigeria is so far ahead of us in print, but I think miracle. They're like, no, you guys don't understand. These people are going to fucking bring down our entire society. Like if we don't get that shit under control. Yeah. God damn.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Because who's the guy who sells those fucking buckets, those end time buckets? Oh, yeah, fucking. We did episodes on him, but I'm spacing on his name right now. It is. What the fuck? But yeah, the one of the three lines in the story, obviously, he gets away with a lot because of corruption in the Nigerian government, because of bribing people. But there's also like the Nigerian government has like passed laws and shit that I wish we had in the US
Starting point is 00:36:26 to try to limit some of this stuff. We're talking about Jim Baker, aren't we? Jim Baker. Jim Baker, yeah. There you go, there you go. I'm like, we did several episodes. Yeah, yeah, those buckets though, they look like absolute shit.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Like I have to say, the Nigerian government fails in a lot of ways the US government has also failed to contain this stuff, but they have also attempted to limit it in more ways than we have. So I'll give them some credit. Could you imagine if someone tried to put forward like a bill for miracle fraud? Oh, no, they would get shot. They would get literally get fucking shot. Like somehow like that's the fucking line.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Oh, God, that would piss people off so much. Miracle for God. So I'm gonna, I want to detail the story of one specific miracle fraudster. 44 year old Mrs. Bose Olasukhanmi, I think is how that's pronounced. She was arrested by the Nigerian government in 2020 for being a fake miracle actor
Starting point is 00:37:22 who would sell her services to different pastors, right? Basically, she was really good. She was able to dislocate her arm in an unconventional way that made it look like it was shattered and in pieces. Like there was at least, I saw there's like one picture of it out there. Like it's pretty good at it. This is a legit skill.
Starting point is 00:37:39 And I'm gonna quote from a write-up in the Nigerian Guardian here. Once she enters the stage, she would pretend that the broken right arm had been hanging and all medical efforts to heal her in both Orthodox and Native hospitals proved abortive until one of her friends who was a member of the church advised her to try the church. At this point, one of the ministering pastor or the general overseer would step forward and demonstrate as if the Holy Spirit had entered him.
Starting point is 00:38:01 After speaking in tongues for some minutes, he would order the woman to come very close to him while the congregation would be silent, anxiously waiting to see the broken right arm that has been hanging. The pastor would ask the woman, do you want to be healed? Have you been born again? If she answers in the negative, then he led her to Christ in prayer. He would then order the evil spirit that bent her arm to depart and be destroyed by fire. As he is ordering the evil spirit to depart, the hanging broken arm will be coming back gradually to its form until it is completely stretched down and normal. And then he would ask the congregation to praise the Lord. Well, the congregation is busy praising God.
Starting point is 00:38:31 One of the church members whose role is to take the woman away would appear and whisk her away. And then she gets paid. Wow. And so she's just like the Meryl Streep of Miracle fraud acting. There's a bunch. You know how there's a there used to be like a circuit of people who would do the Jerry Springer style talk shows because they had something like marketable,
Starting point is 00:38:51 you know, weird thing about them. I think it's like that, right? Yeah. They're like, oh, did you get the arm lady? It's like, no, I got the dude with the buggy eyes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you gonna do?
Starting point is 00:39:02 How do you explain that? I'm like, it's because his blood pressure is so high, his eyes are bulging and then I'm like, there's too many demons in his blood, they pop the pressure right up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you gonna do? How do you explain that? It's because his blood pressure is so high his eyes are bulging and then I'm like, get back. Yeah, there's too many demons in his blood. They pop the pressure right up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Now this is one woman, but she gets arrested because the Nigerian police have units dedicated to busting miracle crimes, which is, I do wanna see that TV show. I wanna see a Law and Order, some miracle fraudsters units. And we give people the wrong idea, like dude, law and order MCU.
Starting point is 00:39:28 It's like, no, not Marvel asshole, miracle crimes unit. They don't own those letters. So Joshua and other pastors like him would not just like have these people over and do these miracle shows, but they would make videos of them. And Joshua is really going to be like the number one pastor for pioneering making videos out of this stuff and distributing them around the world.
Starting point is 00:39:52 The basic way this works is that, you know, within kind of Nigeria, if you have these people being healed in your shows, it will convince people who are really injured or sick that they, their loved ones might get healed, right? Obviously. But Joshua took this tactic several steps further, right? convince people who are really injured or sick that they or their loved ones might get healed. Right, obviously. But Joshua took this tactic several steps further, right? From an early date, he starts filming videos of these healings, picking the most sensational and impressive and putting them in videos not meant for Nigerian domestic consumption. But these were sent over to Europe, to Great Britain, and to the United States with white
Starting point is 00:40:21 missionaries returning from Nigeria. For decades, Nigeria has been a hot destination for missionary tourists, young Christians and professional missionaries traveling to minister to the poor in a relatively friendly climate. Joshua was not the only person to see this as a profitable endeavor, but his matter of fishing for them was unique at the time, sending out propaganda to evangelize British Christians in particular. The BBC documentary that I cited earlier includes interviews with several young British and South African Caucasian women who were enraptured with
Starting point is 00:40:56 and then terribly abused by TB Joshua. Their journeys all start the same way. Members of their local religious communities came back from Nigeria with VHS tapes of miraculous healings. To give you an idea of what some of these healings were and how they looked, I want to return to that book, rejoice and see what happens next, which is centered around numerous case studies, ranging from poor people getting good paying jobs. And I think that shit is meant mainly
Starting point is 00:41:20 to like evangelize them to locals, right? Like this is a thing that can improve your financial situation. To shit like this, which is very much geared towards Europeans that they're trying to get to come over and join the church. Jude Orakas showed up at the scone with a life-threatening disease. The case, which I originally viewed live, has now been archived by Emmanuel TV, that's his TV channel, and includes a commentary.
Starting point is 00:41:42 The story opens with the camera zooming in from a full body shot then to a medium shot of a man sitting in a chair. He is separated from others, his body quivering in the sunshine and wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. A close-up shot reveals horrendous skin damage. Narrator, a shocking condition brought this man to the synagogue, Church of All Nations,
Starting point is 00:41:59 his body riddled with sickness. Right from the crown of his head, his entire body has been engulfed in a plague, shattering his skin into scale-like fragments. There is not a hair left on his head as the frightening sickness has completely destroyed his skin. From his head, the disease rages across his body, damaging every inch and rendering his arms useless. The skin flakes and peels horribly all the way down his arms to his fingers. Not one inch of his skin has been left unaffected.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Jude's sister, man of God, help my brother. He has skin disease for the past six years. We have taken him all over. There is no solution. Neither the herbalist's homes or hospitals have provided any solution. Joshua talked to him briefly, and when he sees Arakah is too sick to even talk, he asks him if he can accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, which the man is able to answer. In the name of Jesus Christ, I command that infirmity out. Begin to vomit it out. T.B. Joshua watches the man intently for about 15 seconds that infirmity out. Begin to vomit it out. TB Joshua watches the man intently for about 15 seconds. Then he speaks again, I say to you disease,
Starting point is 00:42:50 you can hear me, come out of this man's life. In the name of Jesus, come out, out. TB Joshua, the man begins to shake uncontrollably and bends forward to throw something white and foamy up. You can see what the name of Jesus can do. Out I say, out in the name of Jesus. So Gives you an idea, right? Dude Yeah, okay, it's wild the foamy at the mouth. He's like, yo, dude, don't put this Alka Seltzer in yeah
Starting point is 00:43:15 It's definitely it's gotta be Alka Seltzer. No, that's the oldest trick in the fucking book Yeah, it's good shit And again when we're talking about his appeal, obviously, as a preacher, he appeals to Nigerians as a preacher. But to a lot of these like Europeans, these British people, you know, he's not speaking their language fluently. The appeal is not the specifics of what he's saying. It's that he is promising them that if they come to see him,
Starting point is 00:43:41 they will get a direct physical connection to a miracle. Right. And if you are one of these evangelicals from a wealthy country, like you're going to, you know, you read the Bible, you're watching Veggie Tales or whatever. But you're living like these, this what you would probably consider compared to these videos, a fairly boring, safe life. And then you see this man physically fighting demons. Right. And you're like, right. Right. Well, of course, I want to And then you see this man physically fighting demons, right? And you're like, well, of course I wanna be a part of this. This sounds so much more exciting than like going to church
Starting point is 00:44:11 and doing like fucking youth group shit, right? It reminds me like 90s skate culture where like, you would be like, oh, you get the new toy machine tape. And you're like, yo, I'll bring it over. And you're like, oh, dude, let me see the bail scenes or whatever. And like, there was always this culture being like, yo, just check this tape out.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I got this tape, except in this version. I also, I mean, it's clever that he's also using the way the Western world views Africa in this like exotic mystical way and weaponizing it to be like, watch this shit. Because they are, they're already on some bullshit thinking that this is some fucking magic shit is happening here.
Starting point is 00:44:42 It's like, no, I'm just a next level scammer that was in the womb for 15 months. Yeah, that time really let him prep. But no, you have anticipated something, we'll get to it. He deals with this very directly. He is very consciously taking advantage of the way Westerners look at Africa, right? So I wanna give you an idea of what it looks like
Starting point is 00:45:01 when he's hit, because these are not just, he's not just doing healings, he's doing exorcisms and these take the place of like Gandalf, Saruman, magic fights like that at the most extreme level, he'll like walk in and they're like people will lunge at him and he'll like put his hand out and use the name of G and they'll go flying backwards. Like it's so it's it's pretty cool. Actually, it looks like Kung Fu film, like Wire Stunts. They're like, that's kind of high production.
Starting point is 00:45:26 You know, actually what it looks a little bit like, if you've watched the fake Steven Seagal Akito videos, or like the Vladimir Putin fake Akito videos, where they're just like touching guys and flinging them through the air. Or like Russian Sistema videos. Exactly. Just like, I'm gonna tap your fucking, your shoulder blade. You're like, ah! Yeah. God, it's so funny. the Now he got this shorty by the dome piece.
Starting point is 00:46:13 He's on the ground rolling like a python, that's like wrestling grade, you know? Hell yeah. That's fucking school play level fighting. Of course. Of course, a bunch of like fucking sheltered, like teenage evangelical kids are seeing this and they're like, well, I want to go fight demons in Africa. Oh my God. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:46:41 He just like used a closed fist swiped in front of his chest and blew the guy down. Yeah. The power of Christ. It's so fun. I mean, a lot of people get horribly abused. It's actually not. But this part of it is fun. Look, you got to enjoy these little moments, right? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. It's a journey.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I want to note here again, I don't want to fall into the thing of being like, wow, look at this African preacher and all these people believe this, shit, like this goes down in the US all the fucking time. Members of Congress go to churches that are not all that different from this, okay? Like, you know, this is not a Nigerian thing, this is a thing. No, this is just that, that's what religion gives you.
Starting point is 00:47:20 And we've got a whole bunch of people that are working in the government, that are like circle jerking for the end times times Like this isn't like mainstream religious stuff necessarily, but it's not like wildly uncommon evangelical Especially when you see people prophesying, you know speaking in tongues and shit. You're like, oh boy This is this is a derivation on a theme, right? And I think it's also probably my guess would be This is pretty close to what used to be a lot more common back in the day, right?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Like when you hear about these stories of like demons and exorcisms and shit and like, you know, someone in the town water supply, like someone will get like some fucking air got poisoning and everyone will hallucinate and you'll have like a big demon fight in some medieval French village. I'm sure like there's versions of that to explain it. Like these kind of, there have always been people poisoning and everyone will hallucinate and you'll have like a big demon fight in some medieval French village. Right. I'm sure like there's versions of that to explain it like these kind of there have always
Starting point is 00:48:09 been people who have known that like well if you really want to make some money in the religion business you got to put on a fucking show. Yeah. And nothing's a better show than fighting demons. Yeah. You got a pyrotechnics guy. Yeah. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Yeah. I got one dude. You got a fucking fireworks dude. I'll fucking snap my fingers. I'll say Satan demon get out with the fires of hell fucking full Plume of fucking flame shoots up his back dude. It's sick. He's like $500 a gig It's it's cool. It's good stuff. So again, I what I want to note is that like well What he is doing is not unique to him. He is maybe the best I've seen at it He's good.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Like these are, these are well orchestrated shows. Well, yeah, it's also the Riz, bro. He's got it. You know what I mean? He seems like so cool. He's like, watch me hold this mic with my Ves. I don't give a fuck that this dude's a Python. Watch this shit.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Like it feels like Superman-ish kind of thing. I was like, damn, he's super cocky about it. Yes, Superman, some Vince McMahon. Like you got you got some of that going in there. Yeah. Now, you can see in some of his videos from the aughts that he's very deliberately taken framing techniques from Western reality television.
Starting point is 00:49:16 And I'm going to play you a segment from a different scone video about a secret demonic infiltrator, Mr. Enny, being caught by one of TB Joshua's disciples. And it just feels like something I would have seen on MTV in like 2001. Can darkness be in the midst of light? No. Capital no. Look at Mr. Annie Praying. Who is he praying to? There is prayer and there are prayers.
Starting point is 00:49:55 And it's like highlighting him in like the crowd shot every time like it's like surveillance footage. Yeah, or like some shitty like back when hard copy was a show. Yeah, hard copy is a better. God is ass. Yeah, 60 minutes hard copy. That's a better, that's a better than the other. A current affair for my old heads. And the rest of the video proceeds.
Starting point is 00:50:15 It's like this big choreographed exorcism because obviously he's like a secret devil infiltrator in Skone. All of this goes over. A plus writing though. It's great. It's great. It's great shit. Yeah, it's really good.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Like, you have a Marvel movie fucking unfolding at your church, so it's like, dude, last week a fuck three dudes came out of a fucking portal and fucked up this infiltrator and then TV Joshua turned this woman's droopy leg into a muscular one. It was wild, man. You had to be there. You had to be there. So what happened at your church this Sunday? A priest told us we shouldn't have sex before marriage.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Oh yeah? Guy turned into a snake at my church. No! No! Mike! Yeah, and then he fucking punched him in the head and a flame came out of his asshole. Of course I'm going to the snake church.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, fuck all. That sounds much better. I can barely say awake at my fucking church, man. Now, this all goes over really well with these young white evangelicals from Western countries who are just not used to services being this exciting. You will hear comments from main, yeah, no seasoning. No seasoning.
Starting point is 00:51:18 You'll hear comments from a number of them that are like, I felt like this was where real biblical Christianity was still going down, right? And I wanted to be a part of it, you know? I cannot exaggerate the extent to which a lot of this was a conscious attempt by T.B. Joshua to recruit white people. And I'm going to play a clip from a BBC documentary on T.B. Joshua called Disciples.
Starting point is 00:51:37 The guy talking here is his former right hand man who helped him start the church. He had special interest in the Oibu. Oibu the white. Are you surprised that God is using a black man to do all these things? Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not surprised that God is using a black man. Never ever have I seen a power of a man. What are these motherfuckers wearing?
Starting point is 00:52:04 Yeah? 1996, one of the middle passers came from South Africa. When they were living, he gave more than 200 videos to take home, to give to people. Videos of miracles, videos of confessions, videos that will fill their head. Wow. I say, this is so expensive. He laughed. You think I'm a fool?
Starting point is 00:52:35 I know what I'm doing. A time will come. This synagogue church is going to shoot out from South Africa to the whole world. Now this guy also will claim that TB Joshua basically said to him, what I am doing by recruiting these people, I want to take advantage of them. I want to get revenge for what white people have done to us, which is, I think is part, I think is largely him because as a spoiler, this guy is not some sort of like anti-colonial hero.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Most of the people he abuses are black African women. Right? Like he is not at all an actually like a hero. But I think he understood that this guy who worked with him might respond to that. Right. That's how I read it, right? Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah, yeah, we're taking them, we're taking from them because for years they've been taking from me. Yes, and the BBC documentary is a very good job of obviously a lot of the victims at sites are white people from South Africa, from England, but most of the victims that I see are black Nigerian, Ghanaian women, you know, which is I'm glad like they clearly put in an effort to not just be like, look at what this guy's doing to white women, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:53:43 But rather to highlight the differences between how he approached like. Which would have been the way people first would have had outreach like, he thought he could get one over on us, the white people. No, no, no. Yeah, and it's interesting. There's also, there's a lot of very interesting
Starting point is 00:53:57 racial dimensions here. You saw in that video, the guy he asks, like, are you surprised to see a black man, you know, preaching the word of God that like, I think that's a South African pastor. Did you see what he was wearing that dress? Oh, yeah. Very traditional. That is, yeah, traditional African dress.
Starting point is 00:54:11 And I think what is happening here is that these kind of established South African and Western white pastors were being fed by TB Joshua. He was giving them basically like, you can have an authentic African experience, right? Like, I'm gonna give that to you. If you endorse me as legitimate. I can't have any other explanation for the way that man is portraying himself. I think that there's also, I mean, I saw this when I was in Ghana, like, there is like this Canadian expat that lived in this village
Starting point is 00:54:41 that like nearby where I was visiting. And he kind of became like the elder, like the chief of the village, only because like he like was married to a Ghanaian woman, but like built like a property there. And like he dressed like that, like he had the whole vibe. Like he was like, no, I'm here to do the African thing. So I wonder if like on some some level, they like they just really loved the lark of it all, you know, to where they're like, look at me, bro. I look like a goddamn fucking god from West Africa right now.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Yeah, some of this is maybe beyond like my my pay grade, but that was my read there in that particular scene that like that's kind of what he's offering some of these established white pastors. Is that kind of legitimacy? I'm sure. And I'm sure that's a very attractive proposition for someone who probably finds himself very self-important like a pastor and then like watch me enter all of these spaces and I accept it with open arms like no fucking friction at all like yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 TB Joshua is a yeah man fucking Machiavelli over here. To kind of highlight the experience that he is he is offering to a lot of these white visitors. I want to play you another clip. Believe you me brothers and sisters, Gladiator was the last place on earth that I ever wanted to come to. They brought us. Okay. They money launders.
Starting point is 00:55:55 They drug peddlers. And they say God, sorry. Yeah, he's a piece of heaven on earth. The greatest in the Pompidina Gop Church was when the foreigners started coming. This was strategic and it was planned. I just got a confession to make that I want the whole world to know. In the past I've always ate blacks.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I really hated them. When I got back every year, I saw the love that we received from black people. He used the white people to market his brand. Oh, this goofy dude is dancing so well. I mean, white man or white woman around is like, you have achieved. He just said, look at these people. They don't know where they are. The white people dancing video there,
Starting point is 00:56:55 it's like there's some good, good like 80s dudes shuffling about. Yeah, doing some kind of foot lose shit. Some kind of foot lose shit. What the fuck is going on? But yeah, I mean, jeez, I mean, like, it's interesting, you know, like, there are these people who become predatory like this, it's because they understand the predation that exists around them at many different levels. Yes. And he's just able to like, he has such a mastery of it that he's like, no, watch this, and then I can use white people to legitimize it.
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Starting point is 01:01:00 Skone expanded rapidly, driven by the surge in foreign religious tourists who flooded in Nigeria to see the man deemed a prophet and miracle worker. According to former associates, he often paid for the plane tickets of these white evangelicals, because he saw their presence
Starting point is 01:01:15 as the best marketing his church would get. Every youth group leader or pastor from the US or Europe who visited came back enthralled and directed funds and more followers, TB Josh was way. White followers again also acted as marketing for his church within Nigeria. It was important to him that the synagogue church of all nations be seen as a world church. And this made it more appealing to Nigerians for the same reason people are always drawn to international celebrities, right? Are you more impressed with like the guy who like, he's got like a local access TV show
Starting point is 01:01:45 and he owns a car lot. Are you more impressed by like the NFL dude who owns a series of car dealerships, right? I don't care what the NFL do, but I mean, if you're like a, if you're some dude named TB Joshua dude and you got some South Africans doing footloose shit. Yeah, you got him dancing? You got South Africans dancing?
Starting point is 01:02:00 You got him doing footloose? No, hey, now you got my attention. I might get to meet John Lithgow and I've always wanted to meet John Lithgow. Oh, that would totally change my opinion of this guy. If there's John Lithgow in the mix, yeah, I'll do anything to meet John Lithgow. Oh yeah, I mean, he's in the best season of Dexter.
Starting point is 01:02:17 He's in the best season of Dexter, he's in Buccaroo Banzai. What can't he do? Yeah, just a rich, rich history of being John Lithgow. So yeah, it was all brilliantly executed. Footage from the church in this period is distinctly uncomfortable. You can see very small groups of ravenously excited white evangelicals given positions of honor at the front of huge stadium crowds of Nigerian citizens.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Like, look at this picture here. Like, it's it's very stark. Like all the white people in one area, everyone else in another. And the white people are right next to TV Joshua. Yeah, it's sort of like kind of like the same logic of like the like a Mago rally where it's like, please help the people like the few people color, please give them prominent spaces, even those the same five people. Just please, we need them there. We need them there.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Yeah. So TV preaching was and is huge in Nigeria, but TV Josh would took it to another level, filming much more than most of his colleagues and theming his videos for an international audience. One interview he recorded features a white English woman asking him why he makes so many videos, and his answer is fucking amazing. Because if Jesus was not recorded in the Bible, you would not believe that. Jesus is the same today. I fucking love that answer. I fucking love that answer.
Starting point is 01:03:36 That is like that. That's a smart man. That's a smart man. Like he either had that in the chamber or he just extemp that shit, but that is good What a fucking clat back. Yeah, that man knows his business. I'll give him that It's a horrible business, but he fucking knows it fucking knows. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun stuff So I want to play a clip for you here of a woman You're about to hear from this lady is the church's head of foreign visitor relations And she's talking about kind of bringing in these like foreign white religious tourists to scone.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Um, so we're going to press play here. For TB Joshua, it was a game and a trap that he sets for the white people. Yeah, that's, that's fun. Yeah, there's no ambiguity around that. Yeah, no ambiguity. He's sent for the white people. OK, TB. We're going to continue in a second,
Starting point is 01:04:32 but there's a couple of things going on here. One is that for these young people traveling from other parts of the world, these are mostly kids who are more affluent. They are seeing the wider world for the first time and that's intoxicating. Anytime you go to a country that's not like the suburbs, right? Yeah. And you're so sheltered too.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Yeah. In such a homogenous fucking environment. Yeah. Yeah. It's a drug. And in addition to just like, yeah, you're in Africa after a lifetime in a place that is not at all Africa. And that's like this whole fascinating journey.
Starting point is 01:05:06 And then you get lovebomb too. You are the focus of thousands of locals who are not, it's not just like going to a country and being like a tourist, it's going to a country and seeing a crowd of locals overjoyed that you're there. And then after you get lovebombed, over the next several days, these tourists,
Starting point is 01:05:24 the first couple of days you spend at scone You're just watching hours of miracle videos every day. It's like a clockwork orange style thing And then after your treatment Yeah, and you prime them with the videos and then you do live miracle shows, right? Because you don't want them to just see that shit when they're like kind of tired and exhausted like you want them in the most Suggestible mind state him to just see that shit when they're like kind of tired and exhausted. Like you want them in the most suggestible mind state possible. Right, right, right. You prime that shit. Yeah, horny for a miracle.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Horny for a miracle. Get him absolutely horny for a miracle. And it's wild that he's using the same playbook as like Andrew Tate and all these other people's like traffic them in, love bomb them, and then run your playbook. Co-leaders only ever work. There's variations based on the tech available to you in the time period, but it's all the same. VHS, DVD, streaming, whatever. Or the Well Run Hubbard did it, you know?
Starting point is 01:06:15 Yeah. The classic way with boats. We're gonna play you one more clip explaining how this process goes. I've never seen a local African town before, and it was a hustle and bustle, and street sellers and food, and it was very colorful. I was just taking everything in.
Starting point is 01:06:34 So you kind of went down a driveway in these vehicles that had other foreign visitors in. There were tour groups going up from South Africa in quite large numbers. I'm Angelique, and I'm from South Africa. Even before I went, I had these VHS tapes that I'd watched and I'd seen the most incredible things and I was so beyond excited to see this in real life. I was coordinator of international visitors.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Anytime this visitor come, Tibi Joshua will call and say go and meet your visitors. Najir and disciples with these beautiful smiles welcome you. There's just people smiling. Everyone looks so happy. We make you feel like like celebrating. Oh, man. Yeah. That's that's it's so smart. Like it is such a it's such a slick operation.
Starting point is 01:07:40 I'm just very I'm as as evil as all of this is I'm very impressed. Right. This is the point at which the basterly hits full swing because one of the chief things he'll do when he's like showing people life miracles is he'll cure HIV, right and The way you the way you do this is you have someone come up with like a piece of paper that looks official That says I have HIV and then you pray over them and then they get a test and they come back with a sheet of paper that says I don't have HIV, right? You know, I don't have to explain to you how to fake that, right? It's not hard. Like you have a printer, you can bribe a doctor, right? But it's very impressive to these kids. And I'm gonna have Sophie play you one more clip here.
Starting point is 01:08:21 When I came here, I had been suffering from asthma. And after a short time of ministry from the Prophet, TV Joshua, I felt my breathing come totally clear. God had healed me. Sir, I see you've got a medical report check. Can you please just show the camera that? Praise be to God, negative thesis for HIV and HIV too.
Starting point is 01:08:45 So it's not that fucked up to God, negative spaces for HIV and HIV too. So it's not that fucked up to just, like, it's fucked up, but like the amount of damage you can do by convincing like these evangelical tourists that you've cured someone's AIDS, you're mainly just gonna be able to abuse them more, right? Right. But you're not necessarily causing a public health crisis with that. What does cause the public health crisis is that he is also convincing his Nigerian followers of this,
Starting point is 01:09:11 right? And they are actually the people who have HIV at a heightened rate, right? Certainly higher than these like evangelical tourists. And not only is he convincing them that he can cure them by praying over them, part of what he's convincing them is that they should not go get medical treatment or take retrovirals for their HIV. Oh my God. HIV retrovirals are very available. HIV is very treatable.
Starting point is 01:09:36 It is not a death sentence when you have access to retrovirals. And one of the things he is doing to members of his flock is telling them, do not take these. God doesn't want you to take these. I can cure your HIV. And we don't know how many people he got to stop taking their retrovirals as a result of this. But we do know that in 2011, in one public-sized case, three women in London died when they were convinced by preachers to stop taking their retrovirals. And one of those preachers was TB Joshua. And I think these women were immigrants.
Starting point is 01:10:09 When reporters asked TB Joshua if he advised followers to avoid treating their HIV, he gave this answer. Let me tell you, I am a medium in the same way doctors are mediums to bring treatment. So he basically saying, Hey, I'm just a doctor too. You know, yeah. One follower I read an interview with, because he's not just doing this with HIV, he's telling people to avoid all sorts of modern medicine in favor of paying him, you know, to pray over them. One of his followers, a devoted member of the church who was like helping to run the church, his mother was enthralled with TB Joshua and refused to take chemotherapy for her cancer after Joshua healed her and told her that she did not need it.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Within six months, she was dead. This follower, who again was a dedicated volunteer of the church, calls TB Joshua. He's close enough to this guy to have his phone number. He calls him to let him know that his mom is dead and TB Joshua hangs up on him. And he later he like asks one of the other workers there like he hung up on me like what the fuck? And that guy's like, well, the prophet doesn't listen to bad news.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Hey, you're gonna fuck up the prophet's confirmation bias. So don't fucking tell him about that shit. He's just gonna, oh yeah, he's just gonna hear the click. It's wild stuff. Anyway, that's the TB Joshua story. Got anything to plug at the end of part one, Miles? Please, you know, when appropriate, listen to your healthcare providers
Starting point is 01:11:38 and not someone named TB Joshua or whatever. TB Jakes, I don't care who it is, ATT don't get don't get health advice for many of them Yeah, plug. Yeah, just listen to the dailies I geist You know, that's my daily news and politics and comedy shit show and if you like 90 day fiance Look one of your other favorite guests Sophie Alexandra. That's a show host with her. And this is us getting high and talking about 90 day fiance. That's how we kind of blow steam off between bastards recordings. And, you know, just the general world of it all. Well, blow off some steam with that and blow off some steam with steam.
Starting point is 01:12:22 I don't know. Yeah. And we have a new show. The TheraFlu is really starting to fuck me up now. Oh, yeah. Will you plug Ed's show? Oh yeah, Ed's got a show. It's called Better Off Line. It's about all the fucked up tech industry shit
Starting point is 01:12:38 that you probably need to know because they're actively trying to destroy your life and everyone else's life. So, you know, keep an eye out for that. Anyway, I'm gonna go, Miles, I'm gonna go hang out at a fucking playground with a spoon and some foil and a pack of a theraflu. Yeah, well, you're gonna go to like a needle exchange
Starting point is 01:12:58 and they're like, no man, this is for people that actually need it, man. That's your fucking weirdo thera flu shit. Yeah, yeah You should be ashamed of yourself gonna take a needle for one of my diabetic friends to shoot fair You're like my epi-pen where is it? Oh, sorry? I needed the needle. Yeah No, I emptied I emptied the epinephrine from my epi-pen and just they're fluid that shit up Just get that right into the meat. Jesus Christ, the episode is so over. Bye. podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. of the 40 years ago, on a warm summer's night in Melbourne, Susan Bartlett and Suzanne Armstrong were stabbed to death in their home in Easy Street, Collingwood.
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